SNEAKO - August 28, 2022


When Woke People Try to Think

SNEAKO Reacts to Celebrity Worship on Channel 5 Gen Z is Absolutely BRAINWASHED

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12 minutes

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179.16

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2,248

Sentence count

160

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Also mentioned:
Jeffrey Dahmer Okay Ted Bundy Sikh Cy Robertson Wairis Aluea Jeffrey Dahmer E.G. Salvo Awww Chad

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Misogyny

13

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Toxicity

60

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Hate speech

25

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In this episode, we re talking about beards and who s more dangerous: the bearded people, or the non-bearded people? Guests: Wairis Aluea, a model, and Cy Robertson, a show host on Duck Dynasty.

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00:00:00.000 Asking New Yorkers who's more dangerous, what do you think? 0.63
00:00:04.940 The Sikh or the whitey? 1.00
00:00:06.260 Left one, I don't like the beard. 0.99
00:00:07.780 In addition to having a long, scary beard, he's a Muslim. 1.00
00:00:12.220 She's a... 0.98
00:00:13.020 Oh my God, bro.
00:00:15.760 Bumbukka! 1.00
00:00:16.720 I don't like bumbukka! 1.00
00:00:17.840 Americans don't know the difference between a Sikh and a Muslim.
00:00:20.180 How old was that lady? 1.00
00:00:21.540 A long, scary beard.
00:00:24.160 Awww. 0.98
00:00:28.200 He's a Muslim.
00:00:29.480 We're gonna go out in good old New York City and find out what New Yorkers think about
00:00:36.720 beards.
00:00:37.720 I'm also gonna show them a set of photographs of bearded and non-bearded people and see
00:00:40.820 what they are attracted to and what they are more comfortable with.
00:00:43.800 The catch is, the bearded people are the regular people.
00:00:46.560 Cy Robertson is from a show called Duck Dynasty, and Wairis Aluea is a model, a jewelry designer.
00:00:52.040 And the non-bearded people are Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy. 0.91
00:00:54.960 Two of the most notorious serial delirers.
00:00:58.860 in the history of America my question to you is what do you think about beards
00:01:03.300 they're okay I mean they're not the most attractive but why not it looks like
00:01:08.460 unsanitary I don't know I think the beards are sexy and very cool I like a
00:01:14.400 little bit stubble but I think it looks too fluffy it's not that attractive yeah
00:01:18.240 I'd have to say the same considering my fiance has one I think beards that are
00:01:22.860 well trimmed look really nice so can you tell me what your thoughts are on beards
00:01:27.700 I like them.
00:01:28.720 Why?
00:01:29.760 I think it's attractive.
00:01:31.500 What's your thoughts on beards?
00:01:33.520 As long as they're not, like, long.
00:01:35.180 Chad, is it true that Muslims aren't allowed to cut their beards?
00:01:37.680 I had this barber when I was in London to cut my hair,
00:01:40.700 and he refused to trim anything below my forehead.
00:01:44.300 I didn't know.
00:01:44.960 What does that have to do with Islam?
00:01:46.040 Tell me.
00:01:46.520 Have food in them?
00:01:48.040 It's okay.
00:01:48.800 What do you think about beards?
00:01:50.920 I think beards are attractive.
00:01:53.460 They're pretty cool.
00:01:54.920 Yeah, they are cool.
00:01:55.840 Really long ones.
00:01:56.480 Any kind.
00:01:57.000 You ever kiss someone with a beard?
00:01:58.000 Yeah.
00:01:59.000 Does it get in the way?
00:02:00.000 It doesn't get in the way at all.
00:02:01.000 It's normal.
00:02:02.000 It's a nice tickle, right?
00:02:03.000 Yeah.
00:02:04.000 I mean, females seem appreciative of it. 1.00
00:02:06.000 I agree.
00:02:07.000 I've actually heard a lot of females approving of the beard. 1.00
00:02:11.000 Some people perceive beards to be something that people who are wise have.
00:02:15.000 But the beard that you got is cool.
00:02:18.000 Do you like my beard?
00:02:19.000 Yeah.
00:02:20.000 What kind of length?
00:02:21.000 What do you think the length is good?
00:02:22.000 Your length is fine.
00:02:23.000 Like, you know, a few millimeters, you know, don't overgrow, like, you know, too long.
00:02:27.260 Some people think it's scary, though. Why?
00:02:28.660 No, no, it's scary when it's long or something, like maybe the person looks dangerous or, like, scary.
00:02:34.320 So I'm going to have a couple pictures here, and you tell me who do you think looks more dangerous?
00:02:38.240 Who do you think is more dangerous?
00:02:39.360 Definitely this guy.
00:02:40.880 Why?
00:02:41.940 Because...
00:02:42.500 Because he has a beard.
00:02:43.440 No, it's... First of all, the color. He should dye the beard.
00:02:47.360 And no, it's too long.
00:02:48.640 This one.
00:02:49.660 Okay, left one. I don't like the beard.
00:02:51.680 But you would say the guy in the right is more acceptable because he has no beard. Of course. Okay
00:02:55.920 Who would you basically be able to talk to or feel comfortable around? Well, she's white 1.00
00:03:00.260 She's gonna pick the serial deleter. I feel more comfortable talking to him. The whitey 1.00
00:03:04.640 Yeah, yeah, at least they're honest even on front of camera about how biased they are. The one on the right. Yes
00:03:09.340 I mean, we've got a whole lot of stuff going on here besides just the beard. Okay. He's really cute
00:03:15.700 The guy on the right's really cute. He's got that
00:03:18.440 that's why they become serial deleters is because women like this blindly believe a mildly attractive 1.00
00:03:25.460 face it's crazy that's like a big thing about pretty privilege is when you're somewhat attractive
00:03:30.360 people automatically believe you what you say and they'll trust you way more look at this she's like
00:03:35.000 yeah he's a child yeah which why i just like i did every cult leader every serial deleter all kind
00:03:41.700 good looking. He kind of, you know, devil may care hair. That's easy. Um, the guy on the left
00:03:51.540 is in addition to having a long, scary beard, he's a Muslim. So, you know, that brings up all 1.00
00:03:59.360 sorts of stereotypes. I wouldn't feel like I knew as much about him already as I knew about the cute
00:04:07.120 guy what about she's six years old and really thinks a Sikh is a Muslim this one well I'm not 1.00
00:04:12.840 dumb right that's that's a Sikh not a Muslim I know my shit I know that and the right he's once 1.00
00:04:17.740 again good looking well he's not clean shaven I mean he's got that you know stubble that but 0.99
00:04:23.640 that's kind of fine the guy on the left he does look familiar he looks downright frightening to
00:04:29.180 me though let's say who would you even trust to be around with the one without a beard the one on
00:04:35.660 right attractive okay what about you all right who would you go for the one on the right again 0.99
00:04:43.740 no to the left that's waiting the one on the right of these two who do you think you know is more you
00:04:49.580 know on your level field of being comfortable with uh definitely beardless guy okay beardless
00:04:55.020 guy what about you yeah the guy with this double uh who would you go for the guy with no beard but
00:04:59.740 he's probably like a child or something like he definitely looks like he was in like court when
00:05:06.220 you guys took this picture but i definitely go for him who would you feel more comfortable
00:05:11.580 talking to or approaching i would pick him based off of because i don't like him because i don't
00:05:17.420 like doug dynasty what about this one boom the one on the left nice i love muslims look at grandma 0.78
00:05:22.700 It's not a Muslim, yo. 1.00
00:05:25.040 I'm not a white man! 0.96
00:05:26.420 But very telling that now the black girl trusts the Muslim guy, but not the white guy. 0.96
00:05:31.840 You love Muslims. That's awesome.
00:05:33.760 This guy's definitely Muslim.
00:05:35.640 What's his name? Kareem. Yeah, this guy's Muslim. He's got it. 1.00
00:05:38.720 Alright, let me not judge, but probably.
00:05:40.560 Thanks.
00:05:41.220 Well, we're all Muslims, so thank you.
00:05:42.720 Alright!
00:05:43.220 AHHHHHHHAHHAH! 1.00
00:05:44.980 Let's go! Let's go!
00:05:47.100 That guy does way too much cocaine to hang out with me.
00:05:49.600 So you go for the guy on the left?
00:05:50.600 The guy would go for the guy on the left.
00:05:51.880 He seems pretty cool, right?
00:05:52.860 Seems like a more trustworthy individual.
00:05:54.320 All right, for this one, I'd choose this guy in almost every category
00:05:58.060 because he just looks like he's a boss.
00:06:00.880 Yeah.
00:06:04.300 I'd still hang out with him, man.
00:06:05.920 Maybe he's, like, cool.
00:06:06.940 He'll tell me about his country rather than what I see on TV.
00:06:09.680 Nah, I think a lot of Sikhs are some of the coolest people.
00:06:11.560 I would say, hey, you can stereotype.
00:06:14.740 I've never met an annoying Sikh. 0.67
00:06:17.300 I don't know much about their religion.
00:06:18.900 All cool, funny guys.
00:06:20.360 We have a really cool open mind, man.
00:06:21.760 I tried to, man. 0.99
00:06:23.320 That guy looks like a serial c**t, though. 0.99
00:06:24.680 He has no beard. 0.99
00:06:27.400 You know what?
00:06:29.160 You're right.
00:06:30.060 He's actually a model for Gap.
00:06:31.880 And he's a jewelry designer.
00:06:33.400 Yeah, I can tell.
00:06:35.220 Yeah, he got it going on.
00:06:36.240 The guy on the right, not so much. 1.00
00:06:37.700 He's a c**t. 1.00
00:06:40.480 He got that c**t spot on. 1.00
00:06:43.280 You guys are wild. 0.99
00:06:44.960 But you actually did choose a c**t in this one. 0.99
00:06:47.620 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:06:48.720 He's a cannibal. 0.85
00:06:49.460 Everyone's on the right. 0.83
00:06:51.760 I love this.
00:06:54.580 That's brilliant.
00:06:55.360 Now, do you want to know who the guys on the right are?
00:06:57.580 Yeah.
00:06:58.020 You're in for a big shocker.
00:06:59.280 Okay.
00:06:59.480 Oh, he's a serial.
00:07:01.500 Yes.
00:07:03.660 That's.
00:07:04.180 She would have joined the cult.
00:07:05.540 She would have been the people in the court.
00:07:07.180 Free him.
00:07:08.240 He's misunderstood.
00:07:09.540 She would have been at the jail cell. 0.98
00:07:11.000 I don't care what they're accusing you for. 0.99
00:07:13.400 I'll die for you. 0.98
00:07:15.240 Jeffrey Dahmer. 0.85
00:07:16.340 That's Jeffrey Dahmer, really?
00:07:17.940 Yes.
00:07:18.740 Oh, dear.
00:07:19.640 But the guy on the right.
00:07:20.540 Ted Bundy.
00:07:21.180 that's Ted Bundy yes oh you know they always said that he was really cute and
00:07:25.940 appealing and charming yeah and try a lot of women fell for it yeah and so did
00:07:29.880 you oh my god and I could just get sucked in too and that's Jeffrey Dahmer and yeah
00:07:39.420 um the one on the left he's a model from Gap oh I did not know that and the one on
00:07:45.740 the right is Ted Bundy do you know who Ted Bundy is no no okay he's come on
00:07:51.000 You don't know over 30 women and use their heads as a trophy 1.00
00:08:01.880 So the guy on the right, he's actually a and he over 30 women and he used their heads as trophies
00:08:09.260 Jeffrey Dahmer guys in Jeff Dahmer's. Oh
00:08:12.740 Is that a that's not Jeffrey Dahmer
00:08:15.820 Okay, the guy on the right is Jeffrey Dahmer. He's a cannibal. It's the humans 0.93
00:08:21.000 any people okay believe it or not the one on the left is not
00:08:37.960 white people man come on man come on man y'all are cool in here we got the cozy tv people in here 1.00
00:08:43.640 what the fuck the level of white ignorance right there not only is that not a muslim 1.00
00:08:52.600 but you're saying that muslims are terrorists this is bro he's a model and a jewelry designer 1.00
00:08:59.560 actually without the beard he will look very handsome okay and the one on the right 0.98
00:09:05.480 i don't know he's a who 30 women and he used their heads as as trophy all right that's uh 0.99
00:09:12.200 Jeffrey Dahmer, do you know who Jeffrey Dahmer is? 0.82
00:09:13.760 Oh, man, he eats people. 0.99
00:09:15.040 Am I dumb? 0.98
00:09:15.800 Like, he hasn't cleared that up. 0.98
00:09:16.760 That's a seek, right?
00:09:18.020 Bro, I know, I know for sure.
00:09:19.380 He ate people.
00:09:20.240 Yeah, yeah.
00:09:21.380 You see, you see, man, like, people be hating on the beard,
00:09:24.160 and then, like, you got cats like this who got,
00:09:26.020 they look real nice, look like you could, you know,
00:09:27.980 but they're just, like, they're the ones who are eating people,
00:09:30.720 you know?
00:09:32.380 That's Ted Bundy.
00:09:33.380 That's Bundy. 0.99
00:09:34.140 I thought it was, like, that guy looks like a cereal c***. 1.00
00:09:36.480 They judge you just because of the beard. 1.00
00:09:38.180 But that's kind of stupid, though. 1.00
00:09:39.760 The people without the beards are the cereal c***. 1.00
00:09:41.700 like you can you can't classify by someone by what their facial hair looks like that's like 0.99
00:09:46.540 the dumbest thing ever if you want to grow your beard you want to grow your beard but it shouldn't 0.56
00:09:50.120 like it shouldn't classify who you are it's like judging a book by its cover it's like oh that 0.99
00:09:55.020 guy's beard's mad i hate that saying that's the whole point of a book is judging it by the cover
00:10:01.580 why else would you make a cover of a book other than to judge it and decide if you want to read 0.83
00:10:05.240 it when you go to a bookstore how the fuck do you decide what book you want to read you look at the 0.76
00:10:09.080 cover that looks good that's you judging it when you see somebody for the first time you don't know 0.90
00:10:13.720 what their personality is like you are attracted to them and you're not that's judging them based
00:10:17.600 on their appearance we all do that that's why we dress up a certain way that's why we iron our 0.98
00:10:21.200 clothes we all judge books by its cover what the fuck is i hate that saying long i'm not chilling 0.99
00:10:25.660 with him or he might be a because his beard's mad long but that's like the dumbest thing anybody 0.99
00:10:29.920 could assume but this guy eats people and the other guy was bashing women's heads open across 1.00
00:10:34.800 the country bundy was so they described him as being so handsome that women didn't even resist 0.92
00:10:42.060 him they came straight towards him they got in his car and then later he bashed their heads in
00:10:46.620 but this is the clean cut look that america wants wow so you got to think about that it's like okay
00:10:53.500 i'm clean cut so i'm considered not a threat but yet that's the that's the standard i think have
00:10:58.500 you ever searched like male haircut or male hairstyles it's all look look moose to keep this
00:11:04.960 in why what what do you see when you google male hairstyles finally look how far do you see any
00:11:17.220 Asian guys? Do you see any Mexican guys?
00:11:19.040 Now that they've added more.
00:11:21.800 Male
00:11:22.240 hairstyle.
00:11:30.840 Okay, there's more.
00:11:32.120 There's more.
00:11:33.500 Let's see what you search for. Attractive man.
00:11:42.520 The only black dude is the 1.00
00:11:43.840 commercial Macy's 0.99
00:11:46.160 black guy.
00:11:47.220 E.G. Salvo of Fame.
00:11:51.220 Okay, they made him more diverse.
00:11:52.640 They made him more diverse. 1.00
00:11:54.720 Look at this fucking guy. 0.99
00:12:07.960 Okay, maybe the internet's not as R-word as I want. 1.00
00:12:11.540 Damn, bro. 0.98
00:12:12.420 The minority card's running out. 0.99
00:12:13.660 It used to be way easier to flex that.
00:12:17.740 Okay, we did in the desert. How long were we streaming chat? We were streamed for four hours. You know, W four hours stream
00:12:23.380 W700k right now. W700k
00:12:26.380 That's it
00:12:32.260 Is it your job?