SNEAKO - August 28, 2022When Woke People Try to Think
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Summary
In this episode, we re talking about beards and who s more dangerous: the bearded people, or the non-bearded people? Guests: Wairis Aluea, a model, and Cy Robertson, a show host on Duck Dynasty.
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Asking New Yorkers who's more dangerous, what do you think?
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In addition to having a long, scary beard, he's a Muslim.
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Americans don't know the difference between a Sikh and a Muslim.
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We're gonna go out in good old New York City and find out what New Yorkers think about
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I'm also gonna show them a set of photographs of bearded and non-bearded people and see
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what they are attracted to and what they are more comfortable with.
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The catch is, the bearded people are the regular people.
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Cy Robertson is from a show called Duck Dynasty, and Wairis Aluea is a model, a jewelry designer.
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And the non-bearded people are Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy.
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in the history of America my question to you is what do you think about beards
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they're okay I mean they're not the most attractive but why not it looks like
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unsanitary I don't know I think the beards are sexy and very cool I like a
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little bit stubble but I think it looks too fluffy it's not that attractive yeah
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I'd have to say the same considering my fiance has one I think beards that are
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well trimmed look really nice so can you tell me what your thoughts are on beards
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Chad, is it true that Muslims aren't allowed to cut their beards?
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I had this barber when I was in London to cut my hair,
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and he refused to trim anything below my forehead.
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I've actually heard a lot of females approving of the beard.
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Some people perceive beards to be something that people who are wise have.
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Like, you know, a few millimeters, you know, don't overgrow, like, you know, too long.
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No, no, it's scary when it's long or something, like maybe the person looks dangerous or, like, scary.
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So I'm going to have a couple pictures here, and you tell me who do you think looks more dangerous?
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No, it's... First of all, the color. He should dye the beard.
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But you would say the guy in the right is more acceptable because he has no beard. Of course. Okay
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Who would you basically be able to talk to or feel comfortable around? Well, she's white
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She's gonna pick the serial deleter. I feel more comfortable talking to him. The whitey
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Yeah, yeah, at least they're honest even on front of camera about how biased they are. The one on the right. Yes
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I mean, we've got a whole lot of stuff going on here besides just the beard. Okay. He's really cute
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The guy on the right's really cute. He's got that
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that's why they become serial deleters is because women like this blindly believe a mildly attractive
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face it's crazy that's like a big thing about pretty privilege is when you're somewhat attractive
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people automatically believe you what you say and they'll trust you way more look at this she's like
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yeah he's a child yeah which why i just like i did every cult leader every serial deleter all kind
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good looking. He kind of, you know, devil may care hair. That's easy. Um, the guy on the left
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is in addition to having a long, scary beard, he's a Muslim. So, you know, that brings up all
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sorts of stereotypes. I wouldn't feel like I knew as much about him already as I knew about the cute
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guy what about she's six years old and really thinks a Sikh is a Muslim this one well I'm not
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dumb right that's that's a Sikh not a Muslim I know my shit I know that and the right he's once
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again good looking well he's not clean shaven I mean he's got that you know stubble that but
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that's kind of fine the guy on the left he does look familiar he looks downright frightening to
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me though let's say who would you even trust to be around with the one without a beard the one on
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right attractive okay what about you all right who would you go for the one on the right again
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no to the left that's waiting the one on the right of these two who do you think you know is more you
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know on your level field of being comfortable with uh definitely beardless guy okay beardless
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guy what about you yeah the guy with this double uh who would you go for the guy with no beard but
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he's probably like a child or something like he definitely looks like he was in like court when
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you guys took this picture but i definitely go for him who would you feel more comfortable
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talking to or approaching i would pick him based off of because i don't like him because i don't
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like doug dynasty what about this one boom the one on the left nice i love muslims look at grandma
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But very telling that now the black girl trusts the Muslim guy, but not the white guy.
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What's his name? Kareem. Yeah, this guy's Muslim. He's got it.
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That guy does way too much cocaine to hang out with me.
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All right, for this one, I'd choose this guy in almost every category
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He'll tell me about his country rather than what I see on TV.
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Nah, I think a lot of Sikhs are some of the coolest people.
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But you actually did choose a c**t in this one.
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Now, do you want to know who the guys on the right are?
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that's Ted Bundy yes oh you know they always said that he was really cute and
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appealing and charming yeah and try a lot of women fell for it yeah and so did
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you oh my god and I could just get sucked in too and that's Jeffrey Dahmer and yeah
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um the one on the left he's a model from Gap oh I did not know that and the one on
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the right is Ted Bundy do you know who Ted Bundy is no no okay he's come on
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You don't know over 30 women and use their heads as a trophy
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So the guy on the right, he's actually a and he over 30 women and he used their heads as trophies
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Okay, the guy on the right is Jeffrey Dahmer. He's a cannibal. It's the humans
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any people okay believe it or not the one on the left is not
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white people man come on man come on man y'all are cool in here we got the cozy tv people in here
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what the fuck the level of white ignorance right there not only is that not a muslim
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but you're saying that muslims are terrorists this is bro he's a model and a jewelry designer
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actually without the beard he will look very handsome okay and the one on the right
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i don't know he's a who 30 women and he used their heads as as trophy all right that's uh
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Jeffrey Dahmer, do you know who Jeffrey Dahmer is?
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You see, you see, man, like, people be hating on the beard,
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and then, like, you got cats like this who got,
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they look real nice, look like you could, you know,
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but they're just, like, they're the ones who are eating people,
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I thought it was, like, that guy looks like a cereal c***.
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The people without the beards are the cereal c***.
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like you can you can't classify by someone by what their facial hair looks like that's like
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the dumbest thing ever if you want to grow your beard you want to grow your beard but it shouldn't
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like it shouldn't classify who you are it's like judging a book by its cover it's like oh that
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guy's beard's mad i hate that saying that's the whole point of a book is judging it by the cover
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why else would you make a cover of a book other than to judge it and decide if you want to read
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it when you go to a bookstore how the fuck do you decide what book you want to read you look at the
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cover that looks good that's you judging it when you see somebody for the first time you don't know
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what their personality is like you are attracted to them and you're not that's judging them based
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on their appearance we all do that that's why we dress up a certain way that's why we iron our
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clothes we all judge books by its cover what the fuck is i hate that saying long i'm not chilling
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with him or he might be a because his beard's mad long but that's like the dumbest thing anybody
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could assume but this guy eats people and the other guy was bashing women's heads open across
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the country bundy was so they described him as being so handsome that women didn't even resist
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him they came straight towards him they got in his car and then later he bashed their heads in
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but this is the clean cut look that america wants wow so you got to think about that it's like okay
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i'm clean cut so i'm considered not a threat but yet that's the that's the standard i think have
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you ever searched like male haircut or male hairstyles it's all look look moose to keep this
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in why what what do you see when you google male hairstyles finally look how far do you see any
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Okay, maybe the internet's not as R-word as I want.
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Okay, we did in the desert. How long were we streaming chat? We were streamed for four hours. You know, W four hours stream