SNEAKO - July 02, 2022


Why Experience is the Most Valuable Currency


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Length

11 minutes

Words per minute

192.37692

Word count

2,209

Sentence count

119

Harmful content

Misogyny

11

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Toxicity

39

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Hate speech

8

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Summary

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In this episode we talk about how we skip the lines at the airport and skip all the lines to make it to the plane. We also talk about the crazy things we ve been dealing with at the airports and how we managed to make the flight.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 So much faith trying to quit smoking. I might just fill it and I try pop up to a sweet one
00:00:04.040 She said she don't like white boys in it. Let me show you how this white boy living 1.00
00:00:07.160 Couldn't afford no snacks now me and bro sit down for a dinner. I went in. We're about to go to Italy look at my eyes
00:00:12.620 I
00:00:13.820 Inhaled I did not inhale. I did not inhale and I did not consume but we have to go soon
00:00:18.000 I was just playing that spaghetti drill, but yeah, we have a flight soon. I get a pack
00:00:22.180 If it's perfectly I
00:00:24.500 Would show you the drawing but uh Musa
00:00:26.340 Can you just put the picture up here somewhere? I don't feel like opening my suitcase and she's complaining cuz we have to go
00:00:30.440 We have to go we have to go. I'm married
00:00:33.940 Hey, you see that line do you think that lines for to check in bags? 1.00
00:00:37.940 The shit goes outside 0.99
00:00:41.220 Well our flight boards in an hour wish us luck 0.99
00:00:47.080 You feel me yo sometimes but like look at that skipping the whole line through the back because oh follow me come this way
00:00:55.160 It's okay, sir. You need to oh show me your boarding pass. What time is it? Oh, yeah, you know
00:00:59.220 We're just gonna be laying my girlfriend. She's checking her bag right now 1.00
00:01:01.340 You think you can help me out. Come on
00:01:02.840 She's not looking right now, but like if you check us in I'm gonna check you out you are skip the line
00:01:07.160 You know this airport do not come here. They said you need to be four hours early for the flight
00:01:13.400 Mmm, but you know me. Yeah, look at that these bums. Oh shit. This is our line 1.00
00:01:19.620 All right, you see this you see this right slime was going on outside and we just skipped all whole shit 0.97
00:01:27.300 90 minute wait time in the line boat. Oh, no, we need we're in such a rush if we could skip where do we have to go? 0.92
00:01:35.980 Last night two we went to the Afrobeats club and we showed up in the line was like around the block
00:01:40.000 You know when there's like a hundred people standing outside waiting
00:01:42.260 I saw two guys in the front that look cool pulled up. Yo ten-year-olds in hand. Yo, how you been mark?
00:01:48.900 How's the wife? How's the kids?
00:01:50.900 Ha ha ha it's better. It's better than trust me try it
00:01:56.960 What do you call an MRI? 0.98
00:01:58.960 This looks like an MRI scanner my bag got searched, but they didn't actually have to search and I got mad fucking equipment there 0.99
00:02:04.680 They usually dump that shit out all one by one at the airport 0.98
00:02:08.100 They check all through my bag and tell me that it's random, but we stay winning and now we skip the whole line 0.99
00:02:12.900 But yo, we gonna make the flight. We gonna make the flight. I was feeling risky, bro
00:02:16.480 I was hung over in that cab. I saw that line. I'm like, I don't think we're gonna make it we found
00:02:19.960 I think we made it from some good karma. I found Shelby from Texas. Your wallet was on the floor 0.87
00:02:24.300 I returned it. So if you're looking for it, it's in this airport
00:02:26.940 I gave it to some random lady with the lanyard on. Hopefully you find it
00:02:30.940 Yeah, that's cute. I'm cute. Oh
00:02:35.160 By the way, y'all I'm selling plan B's 80 a pop and if you're already pregnant a hundred DM me tap in got them shits for the low 0.99
00:02:41.720 You three months then three hundred dollars 0.97
00:02:47.840 My suitcase
00:02:49.600 Levers broken
00:02:51.140 So I gotta just turn it sideways and stack someone else's bag on top. I hope that there's enough space because otherwise I gotta put it downstairs
00:02:59.220 Never been in Italy before never been in Amsterdam before never been in Greece before never been in Barcelona before
00:03:05.020 This has been a fun trip so far. I don't want to go back, bro. I don't want to go back. I've been really dope so far, man
00:03:11.720 I have a job where I can travel the world. I'm glad that I'm taking advantage of it
00:03:17.960 Made it past the flight attendant and I think I got a whole aisle of myself on a full flight
00:03:24.360 We're no seat. Full aisle of myself. Grazie
00:03:41.720 I
00:03:47.720 Think I think we should do that to go to Amalfi Coast here. We're here in Naples finally got off the
00:03:53.340 Yo every airport in Europe. I'm realizing has been understaffed because of COVID they fired all the airport employees and now they just have other jobs
00:03:59.840 And so now there's mad people traveling because everyone wants to be outside because of COVID but everybody working in the airport doesn't work there anymore
00:04:06.640 That's why there's a four-hour delay in the airport. That's why you need to show up five hours early now
00:04:10.560 Well, come work at the airport
00:04:12.180 Someone that was the part of the vlog where I complained because we have to sit and wait for Maria's suitcase to come out
00:04:18.500 Her maletta. I was watching back the Germany vlog and I'm annoying. I
00:04:22.180 I complain a lot and I've you know what there's something to just like 0.91
00:04:27.520 Sucking it up and not complaining the whole time you could sit down in the airport. I don't care put my seat up 0.84
00:04:31.940 I like waiting. I like sitting in airports and I like going in extra lines and I like rolling her suitcase all over Europe and
00:04:40.420 It's really just part of the experience. It's not about the destination. It's about the journey
00:04:45.220 It's about the friends you make along the way so we'll wait for her maletta and I'm not gonna complain see that
00:04:51.300 I'm not complaining. We could be at the B&B right now, but we're here in the airport
00:04:55.460 We're here in the airport waiting for your suitcase in Naples, Italy because you have your bikinis. I'm not gonna complain 1.00
00:05:01.540 I don't care. I don't care that we've been here for 45 minutes waiting for your suitcase. I want to be in the airport
00:05:07.640 Yeah, we landed an hour and a half ago. I'm in Napoli
00:05:13.240 Waiting for a suitcase 1.00
00:05:15.480 Gonna say it one last time you don't need that many fucking clothes 1.00
00:05:19.320 Okay, I found it some random airport employees suck my dick. You just left it in a corner, but I don't care. We're in Napoli, Italy. Whoa 1.00
00:05:28.440 Just hearing a B&B doesn't give you the address
00:05:32.940 Just go you can go right next door go right here go to
00:05:38.980 How much so 25 25, okay
00:05:42.680 I think this is the warmest place we've been to so far. This is hotter degrees
00:05:51.080 The thing is we've done this whole trip out of order
00:05:53.220 We should have went from Greece if we wanted to save time travel and care about the environment 0.82
00:05:57.080 We should have flown from Greece to Italy and then we went from London down to Spain
00:06:01.560 Then back up to Amsterdam even though Amsterdam is right next to London
00:06:04.680 I would driver just got out of the uber left the car in the middle of the street with the door open and then I'd like didn't say anything
00:06:13.480 Okay, but I don't understand why he didn't just I asked him. I'm like, are we getting out here?
00:06:17.000 He went go to my Bible. I just went kept talking to his headphones. Okay. There he is. Can I just steal his car?
00:06:24.020 Okay, I think he was just told me a joke in Italian is all but I did all gas when I paid him cash
00:06:29.680 Well, what did that mean you can't understand if you speak Spanish you speak Italian to feel like you just dis mean Italian
00:06:34.720 Welcome to Italy everything in it not really seems kind of old baby building in the
00:06:41.680 century
00:06:46.160 1016
00:06:47.360 Even this elevator is from 1200
00:06:49.360 Hey, oh my fangu this view make my mother cry
00:06:58.860 Mama Mia if I wasn't working
00:07:05.840 I'm like why is Maria so quiet right now we're in Italy and like this she's clipping your nails into a trash can right now 1.00
00:07:10.480 Yeah, oh you want me to do it on the floor?
00:07:12.240 I don't there's an I don't know I don't just observing you
00:07:15.940 I don't know
00:07:17.940 What you know about jug and flex?
00:07:19.940 There where the guy chase checks
00:07:21.940 We up in the stew whipping this world of the wrecks
00:07:23.940 If you can't see them up there you got any specs
00:07:25.940 Circle tight, no latex, strive for the best, you'll comment for next
00:07:27.940 If you got better me, I'm with it
00:07:29.940 Bull ski there on the ride, you know you're gonna slide, gotta stay with it
00:07:31.940 Anything come with it, move like person, there ain't no limits
00:07:33.940 I'm me, could never be wired, the engine are raw
00:07:35.940 Telephone, bring it, pull up, bang, do-do-do, fling it
00:07:37.940 They're like, how else have you been? I'm zoning coasting
00:07:39.940 Stacking up heat, I'm loading
00:07:41.940 Who me? Owls ain't folded
00:07:43.940 Stick to myself, can't fuck with a trollin 1.00
00:07:45.940 Soon rides with a set, I'm rolling 0.99
00:07:47.940 Soon coming out with a custom clothing
00:07:49.940 So I gotta stay focused, when that's a bonus
00:07:51.940 Owls, never been joking 1.00
00:07:53.940 These bars for your head, I'm wiggin' ya 0.97
00:07:55.940 She likes I move, come swift 0.99
00:07:57.940 What are you most excited to try here?
00:07:59.940 The pasta? Yeah
00:08:01.940 But it's the home of pizza here
00:08:03.940 It's just you know what to expect
00:08:05.940 You don't know what to expect in Naples though
00:08:07.940 Bread and sauce
00:08:09.940 Yeah, there's no cheese on the pizza here?
00:08:11.940 No, I'm sure you could put it on, but it's not original
00:08:13.940 Original
00:08:15.940 That's when everybody else started to eat 0.98
00:08:17.940 Oh shit, someone gonna rob 1.00
00:08:19.940 Mamma mia, somebody stole my car 1.00
00:08:23.940 It's crazy, we were in Amsterdam yesterday 0.99
00:08:25.940 I was drunk as fuck on truffles in Amsterdam 0.99
00:08:27.940 And now we're in Napoli 0.99
00:08:29.940 Napoli
00:08:31.940 Napoli, Naples, mamma mia
00:08:33.940 Okay, first bite of Italian pizza
00:08:35.940 You ready?
00:08:37.940 I bet it's amazing
00:08:43.940 I've had pizza like this in New York
00:08:45.940 People replicating pizza in other places, they got it right
00:08:47.940 Cause this kinda tastes exactly the same
00:08:51.940 But
00:08:53.940 It's authentic, this is apparently where margarita pizza started
00:08:55.940 But it's really not that hard to recreate
00:08:57.940 Tomato sauce and cheese
00:08:59.940 Still prefer New Haven pizza
00:09:01.940 White clam pizza in New Haven got the best pizza bro 1.00
00:09:03.940 Better than New York, it's still better than this shit 1.00
00:09:05.940 You're a problem 1.00
00:09:07.940 Give it a lot of kids 1.00
00:09:09.940 You're luke
00:09:11.940 Maria, thanks 0.75
00:09:13.940 You're a BABA 0.99
00:09:15.940 Yo bro, look how fucking Manhattan Maria is yo. We're in Naples bro. That fucking Manhattan Heil Hitler shit does not work here bro. Cab. Cab. Shut up. I live on 158th Street. Shut the fuck up Manhattan. 1.00
00:09:32.160 That was the most packed bus I've ever been on bro. Scoozy, Scoozy. Scoozy. Uh that way where we just came from. Bus drivers skipped our stop bro. I'm sweating on this fucking bus bro. Scoozy, Scoozy. This is from two New Yorkers. What? That was the what? 1.00
00:09:45.940 That was just one of the most stickiest situations ever. Napoli, your bus fucking sucks. And that's from New York. We're used to that shit. That shit smelled like fucking olive oil and pasta and salami. Get the fuck out of here. Y'all stink. Y'all stink. Damn, your bus sucks. The strawberries are good though. One crazy thing we noticed here is that the dogs don't need leashes for the most part yesterday. The dogs don't go on leashes. The owners just be fucking letting them go. I don't know why that is. 1.00
00:10:14.520 Like why are the dogs more obedient? Maybe because it's the general collective idea that there's a... Maybe it's more dog eat dog in America.
00:10:23.060 And Maria's going up the stairs because she's scared of boxes. She's really deep that way because I can't be boxed in anywhere. I can't be trapped.
00:10:31.940 Yeah, fuck it bro. You can take the stairs. 1.00
00:10:34.780 You're breathing heavy. You know who's not breathing heavy?
00:10:37.560 Okay. Elevator guy.
00:10:41.020 Chad, can you get mad at Moussa if he cut this video too fast?
00:10:44.360 Because I'm going to tell him right now to let this video like marinate like the marinara pizza. 1.00
00:10:50.140 So if he cuts this shit too fast, get on his ass bro. 1.00
00:10:53.020 Diving in the deep end. No one to depend on but myself. 1.00
00:10:58.140 Is it wealth over health or is it health over wealth?
00:11:00.980 Pumpsides in my eyesight. I'm trying to get my vision right. I'm trying to get my vision right.
00:11:05.540 I look up in the sky and then forward.
00:11:08.220 If I'm on the court then I'm bawling like poor George's.
00:11:10.960 If I'm on your chick then you know she must be gorgeous. 1.00
00:11:13.660 Beyoncé flawless then I leave all exhausted. 1.00
00:11:16.140 Bastard. Yo, it's me. 0.99
00:11:19.620 This is just a little notice. Moussa vlogs aren't going to be every single vlog.
00:11:22.860 But when I find out something funny to do, I'm going to do it.
00:11:25.300 It's going to be in the Moussa vlog. Don't worry.
00:11:26.780 In the meantime, follow my Instagram.
00:11:28.700 Safe.