SNEAKO - Why Twitch is for Bots

00:00:00.000 why i hate twitch by new ibz if you're watching this video chances are you do not know what twitch.tv

00:00:06.440 is so let me educate you on that twitch.tv is a camp website designed for 12 year olds

00:00:11.760 sometimes you have some well-known video game players that come on this site as a joke you got

00:00:16.180 tyler one who's famous for being the voice actor of that one midget on south park and then there's 0.93

00:00:20.680 fucker who is famous for being asian but yeah twitch.tv is a website that these players come 0.84

00:00:26.140 on as a joke nah twitch ain't that bad and boobie streamers isn't all we're gonna be talking about 0.98

00:00:30.660 today twitch.tv is actually a live streaming site that well it's still for 12 year olds there's

00:00:36.400 nothing wrong with it just accept it youtube is also for kids that's why they demonetize everything

00:00:40.980 now how do i know but they encourage a bunch of limp behavior the internet is turning people soft bro

00:00:47.720 you just saw it you saw what it's turning into they want just like girls in hot tubs sitting all day 1.00

00:00:52.620 and a bunch of limps sitting there here you go i love you i love you it's feminizing men 0.98

00:01:00.480 and then when you start talking shit right now every single one of my last eight videos got demonetized 0.99

00:01:05.960 bro that twitch is full of little kids evidence number one twitch chat twitch chat no matter what 0.97

00:01:11.580 streamer you go to is always autistic and don't even get me started on these twitch emotes the people 0.96

00:01:16.520 that type in twitch chat for hours on end are the same people that use twitch emotes irl with their own

00:01:21.280 voice and i guess they just don't know how retarded they sound bro if you want to type it in twitch 0.98

00:01:25.680 chat that's one thing keep it out of my goddamn discord and keep it out of my goddamn ears i just 1.00

00:01:30.500 got a dick in my ass that's so pogchamp bro oh my god kappa pride dude everyone's spamming the chat 1.00

00:01:36.520 kappa pride because i have a dick in my butthole evidence number two what kind of an adult watches a 1.00

00:01:41.200 twitch streamer for three to four hours be real with me that's right because they're not an adult they're 1.00

00:01:45.240 a little ass kid sitting down watching that shit for three hours yeah i hop on twitch every now and 1.00

00:01:50.220 then for about 20 minutes though because that shit's boring as fuck you know what you can be 1.00

00:01:53.800 doing in that three hours of watching a twitch streamer you could be doing your goddamn homework 1.00

00:01:57.620 so you don't drop out of high school you could be watching a movie you could be playing the game 0.96

00:02:01.720 yourself or you could watch my stream make money get some energy and work out with me too oh now let's

00:02:08.120 say it's like a new game or something and you don't have the game yet so you're watching on twitch you 0.98

00:02:11.980 know yeah i guess that's a reasonable argument unless you're an adult then you have more shit to do in 0.99

00:02:16.220 your life do people really talk like that oh poggers oh mega lol watching a grown ass man play 0.99

00:02:21.540 video games the only scenario where i should catch a grown ass man watching twitch streams is if it's 0.90

00:02:26.720 a pro league then that's understandable have a nice day now i'm aware you guys all know this can't be an

00:02:32.480 ibs video without some incel ideology because what we're gonna do next is attack booby streamers and

00:02:38.040 attacking booby streamers makes you an incel and you know this really wouldn't be the first video i

00:02:42.700 have isn't it crazy chat that they encourage booby streamers they encourage you to sit there

00:02:47.120 and watch half naked girls whisper hey thank you for but if you start saying the wrong opinions if 1.00

00:02:54.580 you start criticizing stuff and if you say the wrong thing you get banned i would get banned in a week

00:02:59.780 and then even the people who have been banned that i've talked to i talked to jdn on my stream 0.98

00:03:03.360 and destiny and both of them defended twitch when they got banned off the platform for saying shit 0.98

00:03:08.260 but twitch promotes half naked hot tub girls they promote men turning into limps that's what 1.00

00:03:15.760 happens when you watch that this was gaming for 10 hours there's nothing you learn from that you're 0.99

00:03:21.680 not laughing at that you're just like yes yeah i love you you're right get the fuck up out of here 0.96

00:03:27.040 bro at least laugh or something like let's have a wild time something it really is bitching up men 1.00

00:03:33.080 and they end up on twitter showing you the shit that we just saw tagged booby streamers which is 0.94

00:03:38.620 why i'm bringing it up again in this video because some people actually defend booby streamers believe 0.69

00:03:43.180 it or not some people want to say that supply and demand and the only reason why there is booby

00:03:47.340 streamers is because there's horny ass guys on twitch which you know i agree fair point it's the 0.99

00:03:52.260 internet there's gonna be horny ass guys on the internet but there's also a bunch of little ass kids 1.00

00:03:56.920 on twitch now you didn't think about that now did you now what do little kids like more than watching 1.00

00:04:01.220 their favorite twitch streamer boobies that's right so now by you bending your ass over on stream and 1.00

00:04:07.400 showing off your humongous ass titties you're not only attracting horny ass men through supply and 1.00

00:04:12.580 demand but you're abusing a little kid's sexual out you're messing up people's dopamine systems and 1.00

00:04:18.120 it's making everybody have this weird idea about women like that they could just go on the internet 1.00

00:04:22.800 and see boobies instead of going out and trying to go get some boobies it's really sad it's really sad

00:04:27.900 what twitch promotes and they pretend it's a really woke platform but it's just turning guys 0.88

00:04:32.960 into losers so your parents put parental controls on your internet now you can't watch pornhub anymore

00:04:39.800 huh just hit up twitch.tv it's the next step up i mean what's your parents gonna do block you from 0.98

00:04:44.540 that too well you really should and if you're an adult watching a titty streamer bro just try camster.com 0.99

00:04:50.500 it's the same shit but better jesus now i feel like one of those porn ads are you seriously 1.00

00:04:55.080 masturbating alone uh yeah are you supposed to be masturbating with your friends or something am i 1.00

00:05:00.520 missing something here no one actually masturbates alone jesus is always with you uh i think we got 1.00

00:05:05.480 a little off topic oh supply and demand yeah you can't cry supply and demand on boobie streamers 0.97

00:05:10.360 because most of the people on twitch are literally wl y'all fuck with twitch or not i never got into this 0.81

00:05:14.980 platform i watched like some of your rage or casa not sometimes like people like that i know but i'm not 0.88

00:05:20.340 in there i was never a dude watching hot tub streamers or like x oh gamers oh poggers i've

00:05:27.580 never been that guy i don't know is are you is it the same demo is our overlap last kids anyways that's

00:05:32.740 like a crack dealer being like well they they shouldn't be addicted to crack it's just supply and

00:05:38.720 demand guys i'm only selling them crack because they came and asked me for it it's not like their

00:05:45.100 brains wired to be on crack or anything the worst part is that it's not even against twitch's rules

00:05:50.800 there is a report option for sexually suggested content but that's only for male streamers it would

00:05:56.360 be for female how messed up is that it's really blatantly obvious what they want to promote they 0.97

00:06:01.240 just want to make you weaker they want to capitalize off your dopamine system and it's really just

00:06:06.220 and that's what happens when you see them debate or like their opinions on stuff they all have this 0.95

00:06:11.240 weird idea about what's right and wrong because they just want you to sit inside all goddamn day 0.86

00:06:16.260 and just spike your dopamine doing nothing playing like colorful these games and watching girls whisper 0.98

00:06:23.480 into your ear in a hot tub gamers too but every twitch mod's a white knight cuck all right boobie 0.57

00:06:28.320 streamers being immoral and abusing little boys check and twitch mods bending the rules for boobie 0.76

00:06:33.240 streamers in hopes of coochie but never getting any check oh hi while editing this video i found something

00:06:38.600 that female streamers are also doing on twitch lesbian make out streams which sounds like something 1.00

00:06:43.820 isn't that wild but jideon got banned and i jideon came on my stream and i was like advocating for him 0.71

00:06:50.960 i'm like fuck twitch they banned you you're not gonna get back he's like well i said some mean things 0.95

00:06:55.240 to pokimane i kind of went to no you didn't you just told all the limps what they were limps you get 1.00

00:07:02.180 no bitches pokimane's never gonna fuck you you're a loser he said that and got banned they kicked him off 1.00

00:07:07.780 because they can't who flips the curtain away all the guys watching pokimane for hours on end 1.00

00:07:12.620 are like i love you i love you she doesn't love you nerd she hates bo she's just making money off you 1.00

00:07:20.400 you look sad and then destiny i wanted destiny i had a debate with him and he he said like what

00:07:25.700 kyle rittenhouse was innocent which he was kyle rittenhouse was innocent

00:07:28.860 and they banned him and he's like well it's against the terms of the policy

00:07:33.720 come on how are you gonna defend the platform that's censoring free speech but promoting

00:07:39.680 lesbian makeout sessions it's the same thing with instagram instagram on a regular basis 0.97

00:07:44.380 deletes my stories because uh you said the b word but literally if you if you go on my explore page 0.87

00:07:51.160 every day it's just straight up haram

00:07:52.900 it's just 10 twerking videos just basically softcore prom softcore prom so and what they

00:07:59.940 watch same thing as instagram they just want to hit your dopamine receptors and go oh she's hot 1.00

00:08:04.700 she's so hot she's so hot but if you say the b word it's against the policies fuck up out of here 1.00

00:08:11.800 bro there's no more freedom of speech and you'd look up on pornhub right well you can just find it 1.00

00:08:16.080 here on twitch instead twitch mods be like well we'd be homophobic if we banned them with their dicks in 0.89

00:08:21.860 their hands all right back to the main video and then there's egirl streamers now egirl streamers

00:08:26.520 aren't as bad but the people that watch them is what makes them bad have you ever seen the top

00:08:31.120 donators of a female streamer sometimes it racks up to as much as a thousand dollars and you really 0.99

00:08:35.640 wonder what what is this guy doing with his life this guy is either really rich or he's a cuck or shit 1.00

00:08:41.340 maybe he's both i do know one thing for sure no matter how much you donate to these bitches they 1.00

00:08:46.880 are not gonna fuck you all right that's that's exact word for word what you deon said she's not 1.00

00:08:52.620 gonna fuck you but they don't get bitches that's their bitch some random girl on a screen that 1.00

00:09:00.440 they're never gonna talk to it's sad it's right in front of our faces and we still but that's what 1.00

00:09:07.060 the platforms do you can't that's their policy don't you see how fucked up the policy is in the 0.96

00:09:12.200 first place they want to weaken you they want to control you they don't want you to go outside 0.91

00:09:17.680 they don't want you to yell they want you to say this is the right opinion okay 0.99

00:09:22.000 pokimane here's my comment on my money fuck huh 1.00

00:09:26.320 a lie maybe if you're somewhat decent looking they might fuck you but going off the fact that 0.99

00:09:32.400 you donate thousands of dollars to female streamers that you've never met before i think it's safe to 1.00

00:09:36.820 assume that you're probably ugly and you have self-esteem issues it gets even sadder when they have a 0.97

00:09:41.900 family and an actual wife yeah man i get it my wife's been bugging me about this holiday i promised 0.96

00:09:46.840 for like eight months ago but the squad comes first hashtag pokey squad hashtag 1.00

00:09:51.220 pathetic fucking pathetic tag i'm a fucking cuck and my wife's probably fucking someone behind my 1.00

00:10:01.240 back anyways if you're spending a thousand dollars on a streamer you've never met instead of your 1.00

00:10:06.400 wife you're financially cucking your wife and you deserve to be cheated on the same thing goes if 1.00

00:10:11.220 you're twitch modding a female stream please please do not expect coochie because you're kicking people 1.00

00:10:15.580 out of the chat these dudes be banning people from the twitch chat for calling her fat or some 0.97

00:10:19.760 shit and expecting coochie the saddest part is i'm not even lying there's been many cases where the 0.79

00:10:24.080 female streamer's been stalked by her mods now that we're done with that let's talk about the way 1.00

00:10:27.960 oh my god man it's it's part of a bigger problem someone said in the chat the internet has messed

00:10:34.380 up attention attention used to be between a wife and the husband but social media it's it's for

00:10:39.420 everyone that's why girls are so happy now because they're getting all the attention and that's why 1.00

00:10:45.720 guys look like this they're attacking your dopamine and for some reason we still that we still think

00:10:54.520 that women are oppressed this is this is we need more rights but look if you really look around and

00:10:59.380 we're gonna keep going to these reactions i'll show you why they're taking away what it means to be a man

00:11:04.000 and girls are getting all the power attention the currency of social media has messed up the dating 1.00

00:11:10.900 game website's layout in general twitch's website is laid out in such a way that it's almost impossible

00:11:17.760 to get big off the website itself there's no good algorithm that's why pokimane bro this video came

00:11:22.480 out in 2019 and pokimane's still racking up on all these limps which is something that a lot of

00:11:27.280 aspiring twitch streamers don't realize is that you actually can't get big with just twitch you should 0.98

00:11:32.560 be able to but that's just not how it works because the website fucking blows donkey dick the reason 0.99

00:11:37.600 this is because the website is laid out so it promotes the people that have the most viewers the 0.98

00:11:42.220 more viewers you have the higher up you are on the game or category you're streaming therefore giving

00:11:46.660 you more exposure and getting even more viewers now let's say you're a small streamer well if you don't 1.00

00:11:51.960 have a pair of tits you're basically fucked i mean shit it gets to the point where this guy was having a 1.00

00:11:56.560 mental breakdown over it which brings me to my next point if you're a small streamer trying to get 1.00

00:12:01.080 bigger the only way you're gonna get bigger is through other platforms i'm talking about reddit youtube discord

00:12:06.540 whatever game you're playing's chat twitch communities even though that doesn't really work that well

00:12:11.160 literally anything but twitch's platform this is let me put you on a free game if you want to be a

00:12:16.740 streamer now you need to stream for youtube you need to be streaming thinking about the youtube videos

00:12:21.360 just like me right now i'm thinking right now oh shit someone in the chat showed me that the audio was 0.71

00:12:25.260 messed up in the whole beginning of this video so i'm wondering ah it's gonna be a bad youtube video but

00:12:29.460 that's what you need to do to promote it there's no good discovery system for streaming so if you want to

00:12:33.840 start you can't just load up your game and start playing poggers omega lol you need to be streaming

00:12:38.960 to make a video no one else is gonna find it you know what they want to do they want to wank off 0.97

00:12:43.420 looking at titties in a hot tub this is also how the big streamers got big either they're already 0.89

00:12:48.200 celebrities like andy millikinakis uh they're ex pros even ninja was an ex halo pro before moving to

00:12:54.340 battle royales youtubers that just want to live stream which is literally every youtuber reddit can also

00:12:59.520 give you a pretty big audience i believe that's how tyler one gained his followers and lastly if

00:13:04.380 you want to be a big streamer you have to be a decent looking female that's willing to sell your 1.00

00:13:08.260 dignity to wear little to nothing while making it's basically just only fans there's no difference

00:13:13.800 between girls on only fans girls on like instagram influencers and twitch girls it's all the same

00:13:19.060 they're selling their body and capitalizing off of men and more and more as the years go by 0.95

00:13:23.980 men are getting weaker and weaker and weaker and women are getting richer and happier and happier 0.93

00:13:31.960 and it's fucked it up why do you think the divorce rate's so high it's all connected they're taking 0.99

00:13:37.680 away the power from men this video i heard that there was a female streamer that was just masturbating 1.00

00:13:43.380 on stream this was on purpose with just the intention to i guess masturbate on stream so you guys know me i 0.59

00:13:49.200 went out to go research this research it i came across a video of a twitch streamer masturbating

00:13:55.340 on stream but it was supposedly an accident later i found out this happened over a year ago so i knew

00:13:59.960 this wasn't the incident i'm looking for i cleaned up and threw the tissues in the trash and continued

00:14:04.320 my research i then found a video on porn hub of a girl masturbating on a twitch stream while knowing

00:14:09.320 she was live the stream right but then they banter dion and destiny for having the wrong opinion 0.98

00:14:14.760 because that opinion's problematic boom bucker come on wake up if you still don't see this

00:14:20.680 you're lost what do you think is going on seemed kind of suspicious so i went to the only place that's

00:14:26.500 a little bit less intelligent than the youtube comment section the porn hub comment section turns

00:14:31.000 out the girl wasn't actually live streaming on twitch and it was some weirdo that was just streaming

00:14:35.200 camster.com streams on twitch it took a whole last 14 minutes and 19 seconds for it to get taken down

00:14:41.100 which seems all right but you gotta remember that this had over 2 000 viewers i think it should have

00:14:45.540 taken a little bit less than 14 minutes to get an actual porn stream taken down but then again a twitch

00:14:49.960 mod probably came by saw it thought it was just a regular twitch female streamer and just walked on 0.99

00:14:54.920 after beating his fucking dick of course but in the end i don't know if this is the same girl that i 0.98

00:14:59.260 heard of now let's recap how do you get big on twitch first spam your stream on reddit spam your stream on 1.00

00:15:05.080 every social media you gotta be a hot girl or chat one more time you just have to stream for youtube 0.67

00:15:10.920 you gotta think about the youtube video that's what i do every single day all the reactions i got lined

00:15:14.960 up i'm thinking about the live chat how to make it exciting for y'all but i'm also thinking okay this

00:15:19.840 is going to be a good reaction clip as soon as this video is done that's a video and you think oh you're

00:15:25.480 just selling out man that's the game that's the game i'm still interacting with the chat too and when

00:15:31.680 it's up on youtube they like seeing the chat too the chat gives energy having a live atmosphere

00:15:35.060 makes the stream more entertaining it makes me more entertaining you only got one shot

00:15:38.340 one opportunity you know i'm saying it makes it more the pressure i like it not everybody's built

00:15:43.400 for it it takes a while to get used to it at first bro smoke a weed on the street but it was low energy

00:15:47.740 and boring but now i'm here like you know sometimes i drink a coffee or something like that

00:15:51.660 keep a high energy i'm reading the chat i'm reading this i'm doing that i keep it active so it's

00:15:57.080 entertaining for youtube too but then people see it you're losing your mind maybe you should take 0.99

00:16:03.120 your pills that's because you're a weak loser man who wanks off to pokemon all day you got no dopamine 1.00

00:16:09.460 left and no fucking testosterone left twitch took all of it yeah spam your stream on every discord you're 1.00

00:16:15.760 in spam your stream in your games chat throw fucking flyers of your stream at people on the street 0.99

00:16:20.680 then maybe just maybe you might make it and once you do make it those cock sucking youtube channels are 0.99

00:16:25.600 gonna rip off your twitch vods upload them to their channel and make thousands of dollars from it i 0.99

00:16:30.560 guess i'll just be the bad guy though because my jokes are similar to some fat fucks on the internet 0.88

00:16:34.460 while i'm making no money but these guys can steal twitch vods and make thousands from them these guys 0.55

00:16:39.860 are worse than the booby streamers really good video and it's funny that this came out three years ago

00:16:46.480 you're seeing the effects more men you know there's really like an incel revolution going on right now man

00:16:53.980 it's like these guys have no idea how to get girls these guys are sad on the internet all day just

00:17:00.500 hating just it's really really sad to see it makes me

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SNEAKO - July 21, 2022

Why Twitch is for Bots

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