SNEAKO - May 29, 2022


You won't believe how they surprised me...


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

207.1979

Word Count

3,343

Sentence Count

413


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Yo, look, she like, why you flex like that?
00:00:03.340 Bitch, I never had shit, why you think that I flex like that?
00:00:05.660 I was on a road trying to keep up with my goals, bring it right back,
00:00:08.020 like Biller is so many drunks at the band door doing f***ing.
00:00:10.560 I'm a hero, bitch, I'm just settling.
00:00:12.400 Here for long, just get a kettle in, I mean, on.
00:00:14.540 Alright, day two trying to get this cam link.
00:00:18.300 This fisheye lens is crazy.
00:00:20.340 That's the HDMI port, right?
00:00:21.660 Okay.
00:00:22.840 Just quickly tell what happened.
00:00:24.580 Oh, like the whole thing on, what's it called, in Washington Square Park by NYU?
00:00:27.900 Yeah, I was being a...
00:00:28.960 You were being a complete asshole, yeah.
00:00:30.400 I was being a dickhead, okay.
00:00:31.260 You were being a dickhead.
00:00:31.960 Okay.
00:00:32.260 And because I'm your fan, I can say that to you.
00:00:34.060 Right, right, right.
00:00:34.400 Because you actually have a fan base that holds you accountable, unlike other people.
00:00:37.120 Why do you have to hold me accountable?
00:00:38.200 What did I do?
00:00:39.220 I asked you for a full year subscription for free for Patreon if I did the cart challenge.
00:00:43.100 And what did I say?
00:00:43.880 And you said, wow, out of everything you could ask me, that's what you asked me.
00:00:46.220 And what did the crowd say?
00:00:47.120 And then what did the crowd say?
00:00:47.920 Oh, they just laughed, because like, yeah, you're really asking for a Patreon sub.
00:00:51.000 I wasn't trying to like lower...
00:00:52.500 Highest tier.
00:00:54.220 I'll give you four tier, I'll give you the executive producer tier.
00:00:56.800 That's the monthly shout-out one.
00:00:58.280 Okay, bet.
00:00:58.620 Because I actually have a bunch of nitpicking to do for your content anyway.
00:01:01.120 Every month at the end, I say executive producers, like, produce, and I put the list of the names here.
00:01:05.960 Is that your Instagram?
00:01:06.900 I think we need to hold you accountable for plugging your Instagram.
00:01:08.780 I'm going to do the reverse psychology thing.
00:01:09.900 It's not working.
00:01:10.320 No, I'm just trying to say that your name...
00:01:11.540 I've been watching you for like five years.
00:01:12.840 This is a whole strategy that you do.
00:01:14.160 It doesn't work.
00:01:14.720 With me.
00:01:17.300 Fuck, man.
00:01:18.300 I was just saying that...
00:01:19.400 It was anecdotal evidence.
00:01:20.560 Yeah.
00:01:20.960 Oh, look.
00:01:21.280 Oh, my God.
00:01:21.920 There's no way, bro.
00:01:23.740 There's dead ass no way, bro.
00:01:25.360 Oh, that's Don?
00:01:25.960 We were literally just...
00:01:27.680 That is insane, bro.
00:01:27.760 We're literally talking about the thing right now.
00:01:30.240 I swear to God, I'm vlogging it.
00:01:31.920 I was vlogging the conversation right now, and you called me, bro.
00:01:34.380 I'm buying the camera link right now.
00:01:35.920 That's why I'm at Best Buy.
00:01:36.640 Yo, this is actually...
00:01:37.380 You didn't Facebook this.
00:01:38.220 This is actually real.
00:01:38.920 That's you, son?
00:01:39.740 This is actually real.
00:01:40.380 That's what you did.
00:01:41.040 Yeah, fuck it.
00:01:42.080 That's so cool.
00:01:43.360 I swear to God, like, literally, we were mid-conversation, like, rolling right now, talking about the...
00:01:48.200 He was saying that I...
00:01:49.140 One person's experience versus the entire country.
00:01:51.900 And then, so, you're like, okay, but what evidence are you using for that?
00:01:54.000 He was calling me a conspiracy theorist because I said,
00:01:55.960 I trust the government.
00:01:56.560 So, I feel like you guys should definitely do a second video where you both are looking at the same sources,
00:02:01.220 and what you guys agree is, like, a valid source and not a valid source,
00:02:03.580 because you brought up a good point.
00:02:04.480 It's like, oh, you really trust the government with everything.
00:02:12.420 Okay, where are we right now?
00:02:13.480 We're an influencer creator event.
00:02:15.260 She's an influencer now, too, apparently.
00:02:16.680 I'm a creator now.
00:02:17.440 She's a TikToker, not a creator.
00:02:18.820 Those are different things.
00:02:19.640 Oh.
00:02:20.760 Hashtag paid.
00:02:21.900 Yo, what's your name, bro?
00:02:22.680 Simon.
00:02:23.420 You're a creator?
00:02:24.280 Yes, sir.
00:02:24.720 What are we doing at this event?
00:02:26.120 I'm not sure.
00:02:26.600 Is this a pyramid scheme?
00:02:27.540 I don't know.
00:02:27.640 I don't know what the event is.
00:02:29.100 I'm pretty sure this is a cult.
00:02:30.400 Well, I paid somebody, and if I get 10 people to pay as well, then I get paid.
00:02:36.340 That's a pyramid scheme.
00:02:37.300 No, no, no.
00:02:37.860 It's like multi-level marketing.
00:02:40.140 Yeah, but not in a pyramid scheme.
00:02:42.400 Not in a pyramid scheme.
00:02:43.460 It's not weird like that.
00:02:44.440 No, it's a different version.
00:02:46.180 People get it misunderstood.
00:02:47.460 It's not like we can take it advantage of.
00:02:49.020 Right, right, right.
00:02:49.640 You just give them all the money you make.
00:02:50.940 I'll send you an invite to one of the conferences, and if you listen to our leader talk, you'll
00:02:55.560 really get it.
00:02:56.060 You'll understand, you know?
00:02:57.160 Do you like Lambos?
00:02:58.360 I love Lambos.
00:02:59.200 Are you trying to drive a Lambo?
00:03:00.420 I like Bitcoin.
00:03:01.200 This is how you get there.
00:03:01.920 Yeah.
00:03:02.360 Bitcoin's a thing that has been.
00:03:03.160 Crypto.
00:03:03.660 Crypto and Lambos.
00:03:04.760 We're going back to letters.
00:03:06.320 Investing some pigeons.
00:03:07.600 Okay, you know, I got you, bro.
00:03:09.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:11.300 I heard you, they asked you, like, are you a creator?
00:03:14.260 You're like, yeah, I'm a creator.
00:03:16.020 I started, though.
00:03:17.440 I was like, oh, a creator.
00:03:19.000 You said it with some confidence, though.
00:03:20.100 I'm like, oh, oh.
00:03:21.040 Well, yeah, yeah.
00:03:21.920 Do you see what I've done, Chad?
00:03:23.060 You saw how I changed her.
00:03:24.500 She's got a camera now.
00:03:25.420 She's got a TikTok now.
00:03:26.420 She was just a normal, basic-ass New Jersey girl.
00:03:29.500 Basic-ass.
00:03:31.540 Chad, can you give me a WL on networking events?
00:03:34.640 I don't know.
00:03:35.080 Why does it feel like kind of poser?
00:03:37.080 Would y'all rather go partying, or would you rather go to a networking event?
00:03:40.700 Wait, your name is Vincent?
00:03:41.960 Yes.
00:03:42.400 What's your stance on abortion?
00:03:43.420 I am a pro-choice.
00:03:46.740 Is that the good one or the bad one?
00:03:48.980 It's good if you're a pro-choice.
00:03:50.660 Yo, everybody, look.
00:03:51.580 This guy's a fucking vlogger.
00:03:53.220 You're a vlogger.
00:03:54.060 Wow.
00:03:54.840 You just get to show up to a party with a camera and vlog.
00:03:57.340 Oh, you got a cannon?
00:03:58.440 Oh, I'm so cool.
00:03:59.780 Get out.
00:04:02.080 Oh, I watched Casey Neistat at 2015.
00:04:06.060 All by myself.
00:04:09.160 I agree with the pro-win.
00:04:10.360 Well, the thing is that, yeah, and I agree with the sentiment that you said, but on the
00:04:15.180 other hand, you can't really say that without addressing the other topic.
00:04:19.020 Well, the thing is about that is that it's kind of in a gray area, in a sense, and my opinion
00:04:24.700 on that cannot be fully fleshed out without describing the economic other thing.
00:04:30.540 I think if Russia would bomb Alaska first, because that's where I'm going.
00:04:34.580 I think if Alaska sunk, nobody would really blink.
00:04:37.980 Okay, Alaska's the future.
00:04:39.400 Think of, like, when the world sets on fire.
00:04:41.580 Where are you going to go?
00:04:42.540 Who is going to take Alaska before the world ends?
00:04:46.200 I don't know.
00:04:47.740 I'm basically, like, one of the girls.
00:04:49.860 You are!
00:04:50.820 I'm one of the girls.
00:04:52.040 I just want to stream chat.
00:04:53.200 Just to vlog him running around with the fisheye.
00:04:54.840 Like, look at my life, and then once in a while, Moosa puts a UK drill song.
00:04:58.720 Fuck Nelly, fuck 50.
00:05:00.140 I'm like, what did he say fuck me for?
00:05:01.840 I thought you couldn't hear me when I was talking to the camera like that.
00:05:04.140 You can hear me loud and clear?
00:05:05.420 Oh.
00:05:05.720 So you heard all the bad mouthing I just did?
00:05:09.880 Content!
00:05:10.400 Content!
00:05:11.120 Content!
00:05:11.700 Oh, no, contact?
00:05:12.840 Content!
00:05:13.200 And patience?
00:05:14.220 Content?
00:05:14.900 Content!
00:05:15.760 Content!
00:05:16.560 Content!
00:05:17.840 Content!
00:05:18.520 Content!
00:05:19.200 Content!
00:05:20.040 Content!
00:05:21.280 Content!
00:05:22.660 Content!
00:05:23.280 Content!
00:05:23.660 Content!
00:05:24.160 Yeah!
00:05:24.660 Wait, that contact guy was doing a speech?
00:05:25.980 I'm gonna leave him, mate.
00:05:28.700 Ready, it's gonna turn on.
00:05:30.080 Ready, ready?
00:05:31.980 How's he?
00:05:33.700 Okay, cool, yeah, all right, all right.
00:05:35.700 This is so big!
00:05:37.720 Wow.
00:05:39.100 Yo, chat, should I give the Shiniko plaque, the 100K plaque to Moosa?
00:05:42.100 Moosa didn't get one, and he's been editing it for a year.
00:05:44.580 I'm gonna say I gained, like, 70 of that K without him, but he doesn't have any YouTube plaque.
00:05:48.760 Is that fair?
00:05:49.740 Do you think you deserve, yeah, I mean, as an editor and a filmer, yeah, you're kind of the same
00:05:53.440 position for agent that Moosa is.
00:05:55.240 Do you think you deserve a plaque?
00:05:56.400 How long was he working for?
00:05:57.900 He was working for, after like 60K, and he started editing.
00:06:01.360 So yes or no, do you deserve it or not?
00:06:02.900 I wouldn't want it.
00:06:03.700 So Moosa doesn't get it, and I'm gonna keep it for myself.
00:06:06.200 No, maybe give it a sec.
00:06:07.760 I want to see if she, if she screams when she goes in.
00:06:12.140 Ew!
00:06:12.760 Yo, bro, you get wildin'.
00:06:15.760 What does it smell like?
00:06:16.760 Trash.
00:06:17.260 See?
00:06:17.760 Ew!
00:06:18.760 You couldn't spray enough for me?
00:06:19.760 Poop!
00:06:20.760 Okay, look, wow, look at me, everybody, look at me.
00:06:23.140 Cool.
00:06:23.560 And you get the whole fit.
00:06:25.220 You got it, do that thing.
00:06:26.140 Oh!
00:06:27.140 It's beaming right now.
00:06:28.640 And I'm right in this stupid mirror.
00:06:30.520 This is good?
00:06:31.520 I can get it.
00:06:32.060 All right, now you actually almost dead dropped it.
00:06:33.220 You're a little trolling.
00:06:34.060 You're gonna really live all the scratches on the new one that you can actually care about.
00:06:37.060 Yeah, that's good.
00:06:38.060 Yo, that's a different type of spread, bro.
00:06:39.060 I'm talking to 10 mil.
00:06:40.060 I'm also sweating off of my nose.
00:06:42.060 4K riding.
00:06:43.060 What's your one request?
00:06:45.060 My cat, 222 cat.
00:06:46.060 The first one, I want to have my first chopped cheese.
00:06:49.060 But I do want them involved in that scenario.
00:06:51.060 My first chopped cheese.
00:06:52.060 This first time, his first time in a New York deli.
00:06:54.060 He's like, hey, what's up?
00:06:55.060 Motherland.
00:06:56.060 La la la la.
00:06:57.060 Where are you from?
00:06:58.060 A few.
00:06:59.060 Saudi Arabia.
00:07:00.060 A second repress of what?
00:07:01.060 Statue of Liberty?
00:07:02.060 Yeah.
00:07:03.060 I fucking knew it.
00:07:04.060 I don't even need you to say you want to look at the Statue of Liberty.
00:07:06.060 But it's different.
00:07:07.060 I just need to make eye contact with a stone bitch that do this just one time.
00:07:10.060 Alright, we could drive by it.
00:07:12.060 Tourist stuff.
00:07:13.060 The Statue of Liberty.
00:07:14.060 No, I don't want to park.
00:07:15.060 That is, you want to look at the Statue of Liberty, that's...
00:07:17.060 I'm saying, I don't want to park.
00:07:18.060 I don't want a fucking picture.
00:07:20.060 I pick a highway that allows me to see it.
00:07:23.060 Don't stop.
00:07:24.060 Bro, we're gonna go to the...
00:07:25.060 So what else are we gonna do?
00:07:26.060 What other plans do we have?
00:07:27.060 What are the plans you have for the day?
00:07:28.060 Nothing.
00:07:29.060 We got nothing going on.
00:07:33.060 This shit's growling like a lot of...
00:07:34.060 Ugh!
00:07:35.060 Ugh!
00:07:37.060 Well, and then let's see who's faster.
00:07:39.060 I'll race you to the light, brother.
00:07:40.060 See who wins.
00:07:41.060 Race...
00:07:42.060 I'll race you to the light!
00:07:43.060 It seems that my brother...
00:07:44.060 My brother...
00:07:45.060 My brother...
00:07:46.060 Stiko not gonna make it to the light as fast as I will.
00:07:48.060 It's almost like I could walk wherever the fuck we supposed to go before this nigga is gonna get anywhere...
00:07:57.060 It actually doesn't end.
00:07:59.060 It doesn't end at all.
00:08:00.060 It just keeps going.
00:08:01.060 Nigga, let's park your car and hop in the motherfucking train, nigga.
00:08:04.060 Bro, if someone would do a drive-by robbery boat, just run and grab my shoulder.
00:08:07.060 Hold that one, no.
00:08:08.060 That's a bad one, bro.
00:08:09.060 That's a bad one, no.
00:08:10.060 Does that thing?
00:08:11.060 I just wanna get involved.
00:08:12.060 Eww!
00:08:13.060 Eww!
00:08:14.060 Eww!
00:08:15.060 You're supposed to do it back.
00:08:16.060 That was so lame.
00:08:17.060 Taurus!
00:08:18.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:19.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:20.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:21.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:22.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:23.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:24.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:25.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:26.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:27.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:28.060 How did I say?
00:08:29.060 I'm faster than you!
00:08:30.060 This cringy BTS of my Instagram photos.
00:08:31.060 I didn't even say a single word.
00:08:32.060 What did I say?
00:08:33.060 Let me get my fit on.
00:08:34.060 I'm on the merch.
00:08:35.060 Oh, yeah.
00:08:36.060 I didn't even say a single word.
00:08:37.060 What did I say?
00:08:38.060 Let me get my fit on.
00:08:39.060 I'm on the merch.
00:08:40.060 Damn.
00:08:41.060 Outfit change?
00:08:42.060 Sneeko?
00:08:43.060 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:44.060 Let's get a picture.
00:08:45.060 Okay, let me hold the big one, so.
00:08:47.060 EHHHHH!
00:08:48.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:49.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:50.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:51.060 Sneeko's like the most disrespectful, respectful individual.
00:08:53.060 I don't want to do any work ever.
00:08:57.060 I just want to look like I'm doing work.
00:08:59.060 See, like, it's all an illusion.
00:09:00.060 If I have the camera here, then we're good.
00:09:02.060 Can I get the cherry meal in?
00:09:04.060 That thing.
00:09:05.060 Did you say we're too slow?
00:09:06.060 I dropped out of school.
00:09:07.060 I'm sorry.
00:09:08.060 I don't have a good education.
00:09:09.060 That's what I take along.
00:09:10.060 My apologies.
00:09:11.060 She's a very mean lady.
00:09:12.060 It's okay.
00:09:13.060 The ice cream will cheer you up.
00:09:14.060 After you have a bite, I think you're going to start smiling.
00:09:16.060 Look at me.
00:09:17.060 I'm going to bite it.
00:09:18.060 Mmm.
00:09:19.060 Happy now.
00:09:20.060 Hey, guys.
00:09:21.060 So, we're going to go to the post office now.
00:09:24.060 Picking up some packages that you guys sent me.
00:09:26.060 Thanks so much for the love.
00:09:27.060 That's pretty music.
00:09:28.060 Oh, yeah.
00:09:29.060 Then we've got to go to Popula Jewelry.
00:09:31.060 Oh, yeah.
00:09:32.060 You're going to find me a big movie, right?
00:09:34.060 Yeah.
00:09:35.060 Or a big Prada.
00:09:36.060 I want the nylon bag.
00:09:37.060 Okay.
00:09:38.060 We're going to go pick up the thing and then boom bada bing.
00:09:41.060 Yelling down the sauce guy.
00:09:42.060 Send me camera.
00:09:43.060 Hopefully it's here.
00:09:44.060 And he also flopped on me.
00:09:45.060 He's supposed to be here today.
00:09:46.060 Man.
00:09:47.060 Yo, L. Don the sauce guy, bro.
00:09:48.060 P.O. Box 237, New York, New York, 1009.
00:09:49.060 Send me stuff.
00:09:50.060 No.
00:09:51.060 This is what freaking tourists do.
00:09:53.060 Oh, my gosh.
00:09:54.060 She just said you recommend me just fucking around to horoscopes.
00:09:58.060 No, tourists.
00:09:59.060 Oh, tourists.
00:10:00.060 No.
00:10:01.060 All right, tourists.
00:10:03.060 Okay.
00:10:04.060 P.O. Box 237, New York, New York, 1009.
00:10:08.060 Oh, no.
00:10:09.060 Send me stuff.
00:10:10.060 1009, right?
00:10:11.060 1009.
00:10:12.060 1009, P.O. Box 237.
00:10:15.060 And he will be here.
00:10:16.060 You can find Raleed fucking up everything.
00:10:18.060 No!
00:10:19.060 He drove 40 minutes for an empty fucking mall.
00:10:23.060 It's not in?
00:10:24.060 I mean, guys do that all the time, but still.
00:10:26.060 It's $400, bro.
00:10:28.060 I bought that camera for $400 and it's not here.
00:10:31.060 That's a man.
00:10:32.060 And that's not a cop.
00:10:33.060 What are you talking about, bro?
00:10:34.060 He's there, like, so focused in.
00:10:35.060 That's a whole dude.
00:10:36.060 Right in front of you.
00:10:37.060 Just look right in front of you.
00:10:38.060 He's vlogging, I think, that man.
00:10:39.060 You see that?
00:10:40.060 Yeah.
00:10:41.060 Is this an FBI van?
00:10:42.060 Is this COVID?
00:10:43.060 I feel like my car is just hot.
00:10:44.060 Okay, we're still waiting.
00:10:45.060 I don't know why I'm pulled over.
00:10:46.060 We're trying to find out.
00:10:47.060 Do you have any ideas?
00:10:48.060 No.
00:10:49.060 What did I do, Selena?
00:10:50.060 I feel like it might be, like, your signal or something.
00:10:51.060 Like, something petty.
00:10:52.060 A turn signal?
00:10:53.060 Something petty, yeah.
00:10:54.060 My car is faster than their car?
00:10:55.060 Yeah.
00:10:56.060 Maybe they saw the plaques in the backseat.
00:10:57.060 I think you should have been hiding there.
00:10:58.060 But chill out.
00:10:59.060 They're pulling me over for a turn signal?
00:11:00.060 Are you that ass?
00:11:01.060 A turn?
00:11:02.060 For not using my turn signal?
00:11:03.060 Yo, is the turn thing going crazy?
00:11:04.060 Bro, it's because you're famous, bro.
00:11:05.060 They just want the clout.
00:11:06.060 They want, they're on my dick, right?
00:11:07.060 Yeah.
00:11:08.060 Yeah, these cops on my dick, right?
00:11:09.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:10.060 Yeah, these cops on my dick, right?
00:11:11.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:12.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:13.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:14.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:15.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:16.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:17.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:18.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:19.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:20.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:21.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:22.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:23.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:24.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:25.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:26.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:27.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:28.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:29.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:30.060 Alright, now you won't.
00:11:31.060 Yo, we've been here half an hour for a turn signal.
00:11:32.060 What's the four characters of your VIN?
00:11:34.060 Yo, for a turn signal!
00:11:36.060 For a turn signal!
00:11:37.060 For a turn signal!
00:11:38.060 45 minutes, bro?
00:11:39.060 We've been waiting here for 45 minutes.
00:11:40.060 Bro, I just took a nap and woke up.
00:11:42.060 You're giving me a licensor, buddy?
00:11:43.060 You're giving me a licensor, buddy?
00:11:44.060 You're giving me a licensor, buddy?
00:11:45.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:46.060 You're giving me a licensor, buddy?
00:11:47.060 You're giving me a licensor, buddy?
00:11:48.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:49.060 Yeaaah!
00:11:50.060 My dad's at Haiti texting me my registration trying to help me out, bro!
00:11:53.060 This is from eBay. I didn't I didn't earn it. Oh my god. I can't hold them all.
00:12:01.160 If you make that joke one more time, nigga.
00:12:03.160 Yo, Snego, you don't... You got none.
00:12:07.160 Aw man, throw me out one more.
00:12:09.160 No, give her that one. That one's big enough for two.
00:12:11.160 It's big enough for two people.
00:12:12.160 This whole umbrella thing was a joke for you because it wasn't for me.
00:12:16.160 It actually wasn't a joke for me.
00:12:19.160 Hey, get wet much?
00:12:23.060 It's just... It's just...
00:12:30.060 It's just...
00:12:31.060 Yo, so Waleed and Selena, how you liking Manhattan and New York so far?
00:12:35.060 This is the GTA in real life. I don't understand what the fuck going on here.
00:12:42.060 Bro, I was just trying to make a cute little touristy TikTok because it's their first time in New York.
00:12:46.060 Got two tickets. I got out of the car and started yelling at somebody in the middle of the internet.
00:12:50.060 I'm just...
00:12:53.060 I hate Manhattan, bro. This is why you stay in Brooklyn. This shit sucks.
00:12:56.060 Give us some social... What's your stance on abortion?
00:12:58.060 I think it's the woman's choice.
00:13:00.060 How many abortions do you tell your friend is wilding?
00:13:03.060 Three.
00:13:04.060 Good answer. That was fastened to the point. Three? That's fair. You?
00:13:07.060 I don't think there's an actual number. You don't want to have a kid, you don't want to have a kid.
00:13:09.060 But strap up or...
00:13:10.060 So if you got eight abortions, you're not going to be like, yo, chill out with the abortions?
00:13:13.060 Nah, I would say tie your tubes, my nigga.
00:13:16.060 Whatever, bro. Why do they have two doors?
00:13:18.060 Thank you.
00:13:19.060 That's a bummer.
00:13:20.060 He doesn't want to use chopsticks because he's like too Muslim or whatever, can't eat pork, blah, blah, blah.
00:13:24.060 When you step into a Chinese restaurant, you can respect the culture.
00:13:29.060 Brother, I just don't know how to use chopsticks. That's it. I just need a spoon.
00:13:34.060 You could pretend?
00:13:35.060 I don't want to do the Chinese-Asian, you know, like that. That would be a mockery.
00:13:44.060 I asked for a spoon. This is what I gave you. We got to do that.
00:13:46.060 A spoon?
00:13:47.060 I don't know how to use the chopsticks, my nigga.
00:13:49.060 I don't know how to use it.
00:13:50.060 A soup spoon is... You're drumming?
00:13:53.060 You got to make music out of everything. Everything is a joke. Everything is a dance.
00:13:56.060 Oh my God.
00:13:59.060 You don't look out for the camera, man.
00:14:01.060 That form is not bad.
00:14:03.060 No, I need to get more of this astrology conversation documented so that when she lies and says she's not an astrology girl, I can have this as proof.
00:14:10.060 She's been talking about the compatibility of Scorpios for the last 15 minutes.
00:14:14.060 Well, that's what that is. You talk to a Scorpio who hurt your feelings.
00:14:18.060 Like, I know what that...
00:14:19.060 No, you can't put that in.
00:14:20.060 Well, I don't even know if that's true, but I know that's true.
00:14:22.060 Because every girl who says that, oh my God, Scorpio...
00:14:24.060 It's like they talk to one Scorpio guy.
00:14:26.060 Have you lost your virginity yet, so you've had sex before?
00:14:28.060 Don't say that.
00:14:29.060 Oh my God, no I didn't.
00:14:30.060 You're not even lying.
00:14:31.060 Mars...
00:14:32.060 I thought he was joking, but Mars...
00:14:34.060 My Mars and my Venus is cancer.
00:14:36.060 No!
00:14:37.060 Can you imagine?
00:14:38.060 Very emotional.
00:14:39.060 Every girl is emotional in relationships.
00:14:42.060 What?
00:14:43.060 So talk about you, Matt.
00:14:44.060 Why are you talking about stars and dirt and Venus, bro?
00:14:47.060 You're a master...
00:14:48.060 You graduate...
00:14:49.060 Exactly!
00:14:50.060 How are you still talking about Venus?
00:14:51.060 Because it's fun.
00:14:52.060 I know that it's nonsense, but it's fun to talk about.
00:14:55.060 Okay, okay, okay.
00:14:56.060 You know that it's nonsense.
00:14:57.060 Do you know that it's nonsense?
00:14:58.060 What?
00:14:59.060 What is it?
00:15:00.060 I thought it would be a nonsense.
00:15:01.060 Oh, is it nonsense?
00:15:02.060 No.
00:15:03.060 Vehicles!
00:15:04.060 Oh my God!
00:15:05.060 Yeah!
00:15:06.060 What are you doing?
00:15:07.060 Hold my hand!
00:15:08.060 ...
00:15:15.060 Oh my God!
00:15:17.060 Hold my hand!
00:15:35.060 Oh my God!
00:15:36.580 Wait y'all I really got a round of applause bro. What the fuck just happened with you? What is wrong with you?
00:15:43.180 I'm a mediator. You don't say my brother. I'm just setting up the the motherfucking function my brother
00:15:47.780 Oh, not now. Hold on. Hold on. Let me get get up cuz if you bet if you bump a car right now, they're gonna laugh their ass up
00:16:06.060 No one beats me. Good job, man