SNEAKO - May 29, 2022


You won't believe how they surprised me...

Topics
astrology conversation
Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Yeaaah Bitcoin Chad Popula Jewelry Casey Neistat P.O. Box L. Don Motherland Vincent Biller Crypto EHHHHH AHHHHH Sneeko Selena Waleed Simon Lambo Moosa Nigga and 3 more
JiDion’s Uncomfortable Truth about “Blowing Up” TYKWONDOE SNEAKO COLLAB

Episode Stats


Length

16 minutes

Words per minute

207.2

Word count

3,343

Sentence count

605

Harmful content

Misogyny

46

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Toxicity

94

sentences flagged

Hate speech

18

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Summary

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On this episode of the podcast, we have a special guest on the show this week, and we talk about a lot of random stuff. We talk about how we met each other, how we first met, and how we became friends. We also talk about some conspiracy theories that have been floating around the internet for a while now.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Yo, look, she like, why you flex like that? 1.00
00:00:03.340 Bitch, I never had shit, why you think that I flex like that? 1.00
00:00:05.660 I was on a road trying to keep up with my goals, bring it right back, 1.00
00:00:08.020 like Biller is so many drunks at the band door doing f***ing. 0.99
00:00:10.560 I'm a hero, bitch, I'm just settling. 0.99
00:00:12.400 Here for long, just get a kettle in, I mean, on. 0.97
00:00:14.540 Alright, day two trying to get this cam link.
00:00:18.300 This fisheye lens is crazy.
00:00:20.340 That's the HDMI port, right?
00:00:21.660 Okay.
00:00:22.840 Just quickly tell what happened.
00:00:24.580 Oh, like the whole thing on, what's it called, in Washington Square Park by NYU?
00:00:27.900 Yeah, I was being a... 1.00
00:00:28.960 You were being a complete asshole, yeah. 1.00
00:00:30.400 I was being a dickhead, okay. 1.00
00:00:31.260 You were being a dickhead. 1.00
00:00:31.960 Okay. 1.00
00:00:32.260 And because I'm your fan, I can say that to you.
00:00:34.060 Right, right, right.
00:00:34.400 Because you actually have a fan base that holds you accountable, unlike other people.
00:00:37.120 Why do you have to hold me accountable?
00:00:38.200 What did I do?
00:00:39.220 I asked you for a full year subscription for free for Patreon if I did the cart challenge.
00:00:43.100 And what did I say?
00:00:43.880 And you said, wow, out of everything you could ask me, that's what you asked me.
00:00:46.220 And what did the crowd say?
00:00:47.120 And then what did the crowd say?
00:00:47.920 Oh, they just laughed, because like, yeah, you're really asking for a Patreon sub.
00:00:51.000 I wasn't trying to like lower...
00:00:52.500 Highest tier.
00:00:54.220 I'll give you four tier, I'll give you the executive producer tier.
00:00:56.800 That's the monthly shout-out one.
00:00:58.280 Okay, bet.
00:00:58.620 Because I actually have a bunch of nitpicking to do for your content anyway.
00:01:01.120 Every month at the end, I say executive producers, like, produce, and I put the list of the names here.
00:01:05.960 Is that your Instagram?
00:01:06.900 I think we need to hold you accountable for plugging your Instagram.
00:01:08.780 I'm going to do the reverse psychology thing.
00:01:09.900 It's not working.
00:01:10.320 No, I'm just trying to say that your name...
00:01:11.540 I've been watching you for like five years.
00:01:12.840 This is a whole strategy that you do.
00:01:14.160 It doesn't work.
00:01:14.720 With me. 1.00
00:01:17.300 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:01:18.300 I was just saying that... 1.00
00:01:19.400 It was anecdotal evidence.
00:01:20.560 Yeah.
00:01:20.960 Oh, look.
00:01:21.280 Oh, my God.
00:01:21.920 There's no way, bro. 1.00
00:01:23.740 There's dead ass no way, bro. 0.99
00:01:25.360 Oh, that's Don? 0.99
00:01:25.960 We were literally just...
00:01:27.680 That is insane, bro.
00:01:27.760 We're literally talking about the thing right now.
00:01:30.240 I swear to God, I'm vlogging it.
00:01:31.920 I was vlogging the conversation right now, and you called me, bro.
00:01:34.380 I'm buying the camera link right now.
00:01:35.920 That's why I'm at Best Buy.
00:01:36.640 Yo, this is actually...
00:01:37.380 You didn't Facebook this.
00:01:38.220 This is actually real.
00:01:38.920 That's you, son?
00:01:39.740 This is actually real.
00:01:40.380 That's what you did. 1.00
00:01:41.040 Yeah, fuck it. 1.00
00:01:42.080 That's so cool. 1.00
00:01:43.360 I swear to God, like, literally, we were mid-conversation, like, rolling right now, talking about the...
00:01:48.200 He was saying that I...
00:01:49.140 One person's experience versus the entire country.
00:01:51.900 And then, so, you're like, okay, but what evidence are you using for that?
00:01:54.000 He was calling me a conspiracy theorist because I said,
00:01:55.960 I trust the government.
00:01:56.560 So, I feel like you guys should definitely do a second video where you both are looking at the same sources,
00:02:01.220 and what you guys agree is, like, a valid source and not a valid source,
00:02:03.580 because you brought up a good point.
00:02:04.480 It's like, oh, you really trust the government with everything.
00:02:12.420 Okay, where are we right now?
00:02:13.480 We're an influencer creator event.
00:02:15.260 She's an influencer now, too, apparently.
00:02:16.680 I'm a creator now.
00:02:17.440 She's a TikToker, not a creator.
00:02:18.820 Those are different things.
00:02:19.640 Oh.
00:02:20.760 Hashtag paid.
00:02:21.900 Yo, what's your name, bro?
00:02:22.680 Simon.
00:02:23.420 You're a creator?
00:02:24.280 Yes, sir.
00:02:24.720 What are we doing at this event?
00:02:26.120 I'm not sure.
00:02:26.600 Is this a pyramid scheme?
00:02:27.540 I don't know.
00:02:27.640 I don't know what the event is.
00:02:29.100 I'm pretty sure this is a cult.
00:02:30.400 Well, I paid somebody, and if I get 10 people to pay as well, then I get paid.
00:02:36.340 That's a pyramid scheme.
00:02:37.300 No, no, no.
00:02:37.860 It's like multi-level marketing.
00:02:40.140 Yeah, but not in a pyramid scheme.
00:02:42.400 Not in a pyramid scheme.
00:02:43.460 It's not weird like that.
00:02:44.440 No, it's a different version.
00:02:46.180 People get it misunderstood.
00:02:47.460 It's not like we can take it advantage of.
00:02:49.020 Right, right, right.
00:02:49.640 You just give them all the money you make.
00:02:50.940 I'll send you an invite to one of the conferences, and if you listen to our leader talk, you'll
00:02:55.560 really get it.
00:02:56.060 You'll understand, you know?
00:02:57.160 Do you like Lambos?
00:02:58.360 I love Lambos.
00:02:59.200 Are you trying to drive a Lambo?
00:03:00.420 I like Bitcoin.
00:03:01.200 This is how you get there.
00:03:01.920 Yeah.
00:03:02.360 Bitcoin's a thing that has been.
00:03:03.160 Crypto.
00:03:03.660 Crypto and Lambos.
00:03:04.760 We're going back to letters.
00:03:06.320 Investing some pigeons.
00:03:07.600 Okay, you know, I got you, bro.
00:03:09.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:11.300 I heard you, they asked you, like, are you a creator?
00:03:14.260 You're like, yeah, I'm a creator.
00:03:16.020 I started, though.
00:03:17.440 I was like, oh, a creator.
00:03:19.000 You said it with some confidence, though.
00:03:20.100 I'm like, oh, oh.
00:03:21.040 Well, yeah, yeah.
00:03:21.920 Do you see what I've done, Chad?
00:03:23.060 You saw how I changed her.
00:03:24.500 She's got a camera now. 0.62
00:03:25.420 She's got a TikTok now. 0.94
00:03:26.420 She was just a normal, basic-ass New Jersey girl. 0.94
00:03:29.500 Basic-ass. 0.52
00:03:31.540 Chad, can you give me a WL on networking events? 0.92
00:03:34.640 I don't know.
00:03:35.080 Why does it feel like kind of poser?
00:03:37.080 Would y'all rather go partying, or would you rather go to a networking event?
00:03:40.700 Wait, your name is Vincent?
00:03:41.960 Yes.
00:03:42.400 What's your stance on abortion?
00:03:43.420 I am a pro-choice.
00:03:46.740 Is that the good one or the bad one?
00:03:48.980 It's good if you're a pro-choice.
00:03:50.660 Yo, everybody, look. 1.00
00:03:51.580 This guy's a fucking vlogger. 1.00
00:03:53.220 You're a vlogger. 1.00
00:03:54.060 Wow.
00:03:54.840 You just get to show up to a party with a camera and vlog.
00:03:57.340 Oh, you got a cannon?
00:03:58.440 Oh, I'm so cool.
00:03:59.780 Get out.
00:04:02.080 Oh, I watched Casey Neistat at 2015.
00:04:06.060 All by myself.
00:04:09.160 I agree with the pro-win.
00:04:10.360 Well, the thing is that, yeah, and I agree with the sentiment that you said, but on the
00:04:15.180 other hand, you can't really say that without addressing the other topic.
00:04:19.020 Well, the thing is about that is that it's kind of in a gray area, in a sense, and my opinion
00:04:24.700 on that cannot be fully fleshed out without describing the economic other thing.
00:04:30.540 I think if Russia would bomb Alaska first, because that's where I'm going. 0.99
00:04:34.580 I think if Alaska sunk, nobody would really blink.
00:04:37.980 Okay, Alaska's the future.
00:04:39.400 Think of, like, when the world sets on fire.
00:04:41.580 Where are you going to go?
00:04:42.540 Who is going to take Alaska before the world ends?
00:04:46.200 I don't know.
00:04:47.740 I'm basically, like, one of the girls.
00:04:49.860 You are!
00:04:50.820 I'm one of the girls.
00:04:52.040 I just want to stream chat.
00:04:53.200 Just to vlog him running around with the fisheye.
00:04:54.840 Like, look at my life, and then once in a while, Moosa puts a UK drill song. 1.00
00:04:58.720 Fuck Nelly, fuck 50. 1.00
00:05:00.140 I'm like, what did he say fuck me for? 1.00
00:05:01.840 I thought you couldn't hear me when I was talking to the camera like that. 1.00
00:05:04.140 You can hear me loud and clear?
00:05:05.420 Oh.
00:05:05.720 So you heard all the bad mouthing I just did?
00:05:09.880 Content!
00:05:10.400 Content!
00:05:11.120 Content!
00:05:11.700 Oh, no, contact?
00:05:12.840 Content!
00:05:13.200 And patience?
00:05:14.220 Content?
00:05:14.900 Content!
00:05:15.760 Content!
00:05:16.560 Content!
00:05:17.840 Content!
00:05:18.520 Content!
00:05:19.200 Content!
00:05:20.040 Content!
00:05:21.280 Content!
00:05:22.660 Content!
00:05:23.280 Content!
00:05:23.660 Content!
00:05:24.160 Yeah!
00:05:24.660 Wait, that contact guy was doing a speech?
00:05:25.980 I'm gonna leave him, mate.
00:05:28.700 Ready, it's gonna turn on.
00:05:30.080 Ready, ready?
00:05:31.980 How's he?
00:05:33.700 Okay, cool, yeah, all right, all right.
00:05:35.700 This is so big!
00:05:37.720 Wow.
00:05:39.100 Yo, chat, should I give the Shiniko plaque, the 100K plaque to Moosa?
00:05:42.100 Moosa didn't get one, and he's been editing it for a year.
00:05:44.580 I'm gonna say I gained, like, 70 of that K without him, but he doesn't have any YouTube plaque.
00:05:48.760 Is that fair?
00:05:49.740 Do you think you deserve, yeah, I mean, as an editor and a filmer, yeah, you're kind of the same
00:05:53.440 position for agent that Moosa is.
00:05:55.240 Do you think you deserve a plaque?
00:05:56.400 How long was he working for?
00:05:57.900 He was working for, after like 60K, and he started editing.
00:06:01.360 So yes or no, do you deserve it or not?
00:06:02.900 I wouldn't want it.
00:06:03.700 So Moosa doesn't get it, and I'm gonna keep it for myself. 1.00
00:06:06.200 No, maybe give it a sec.
00:06:07.760 I want to see if she, if she screams when she goes in. 0.99
00:06:12.140 Ew! 0.98
00:06:12.760 Yo, bro, you get wildin'.
00:06:15.760 What does it smell like? 0.97
00:06:16.760 Trash.
00:06:17.260 See? 1.00
00:06:17.760 Ew! 0.98
00:06:18.760 You couldn't spray enough for me?
00:06:19.760 Poop! 0.97
00:06:20.760 Okay, look, wow, look at me, everybody, look at me.
00:06:23.140 Cool.
00:06:23.560 And you get the whole fit.
00:06:25.220 You got it, do that thing.
00:06:26.140 Oh! 0.60
00:06:27.140 It's beaming right now. 1.00
00:06:28.640 And I'm right in this stupid mirror. 1.00
00:06:30.520 This is good? 1.00
00:06:31.520 I can get it.
00:06:32.060 All right, now you actually almost dead dropped it. 0.64
00:06:33.220 You're a little trolling.
00:06:34.060 You're gonna really live all the scratches on the new one that you can actually care about.
00:06:37.060 Yeah, that's good.
00:06:38.060 Yo, that's a different type of spread, bro.
00:06:39.060 I'm talking to 10 mil.
00:06:40.060 I'm also sweating off of my nose.
00:06:42.060 4K riding.
00:06:43.060 What's your one request?
00:06:45.060 My cat, 222 cat.
00:06:46.060 The first one, I want to have my first chopped cheese.
00:06:49.060 But I do want them involved in that scenario.
00:06:51.060 My first chopped cheese.
00:06:52.060 This first time, his first time in a New York deli.
00:06:54.060 He's like, hey, what's up?
00:06:55.060 Motherland.
00:06:56.060 La la la la.
00:06:57.060 Where are you from?
00:06:58.060 A few.
00:06:59.060 Saudi Arabia.
00:07:00.060 A second repress of what?
00:07:01.060 Statue of Liberty?
00:07:02.060 Yeah. 0.99
00:07:03.060 I fucking knew it. 0.99
00:07:04.060 I don't even need you to say you want to look at the Statue of Liberty. 0.99
00:07:06.060 But it's different. 0.99
00:07:07.060 I just need to make eye contact with a stone bitch that do this just one time. 1.00
00:07:10.060 Alright, we could drive by it. 0.99
00:07:12.060 Tourist stuff.
00:07:13.060 The Statue of Liberty.
00:07:14.060 No, I don't want to park.
00:07:15.060 That is, you want to look at the Statue of Liberty, that's...
00:07:17.060 I'm saying, I don't want to park. 0.99
00:07:18.060 I don't want a fucking picture. 0.98
00:07:20.060 I pick a highway that allows me to see it. 1.00
00:07:23.060 Don't stop.
00:07:24.060 Bro, we're gonna go to the...
00:07:25.060 So what else are we gonna do?
00:07:26.060 What other plans do we have?
00:07:27.060 What are the plans you have for the day?
00:07:28.060 Nothing.
00:07:29.060 We got nothing going on. 1.00
00:07:33.060 This shit's growling like a lot of... 1.00
00:07:34.060 Ugh! 1.00
00:07:35.060 Ugh! 0.97
00:07:37.060 Well, and then let's see who's faster.
00:07:39.060 I'll race you to the light, brother.
00:07:40.060 See who wins.
00:07:41.060 Race...
00:07:42.060 I'll race you to the light! 0.61
00:07:43.060 It seems that my brother...
00:07:44.060 My brother...
00:07:45.060 My brother...
00:07:46.060 Stiko not gonna make it to the light as fast as I will. 0.99
00:07:48.060 It's almost like I could walk wherever the fuck we supposed to go before this nigga is gonna get anywhere... 1.00
00:07:57.060 It actually doesn't end. 0.98
00:07:59.060 It doesn't end at all.
00:08:00.060 It just keeps going. 1.00
00:08:01.060 Nigga, let's park your car and hop in the motherfucking train, nigga. 1.00
00:08:04.060 Bro, if someone would do a drive-by robbery boat, just run and grab my shoulder. 1.00
00:08:07.060 Hold that one, no.
00:08:08.060 That's a bad one, bro.
00:08:09.060 That's a bad one, no.
00:08:10.060 Does that thing?
00:08:11.060 I just wanna get involved.
00:08:12.060 Eww! 0.99
00:08:13.060 Eww! 0.99
00:08:14.060 Eww! 0.99
00:08:15.060 You're supposed to do it back.
00:08:16.060 That was so lame.
00:08:17.060 Taurus!
00:08:18.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:19.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:20.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:21.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:22.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:23.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:24.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:25.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:26.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:27.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:28.060 How did I say?
00:08:29.060 I'm faster than you!
00:08:30.060 This cringy BTS of my Instagram photos.
00:08:31.060 I didn't even say a single word.
00:08:32.060 What did I say?
00:08:33.060 Let me get my fit on.
00:08:34.060 I'm on the merch.
00:08:35.060 Oh, yeah.
00:08:36.060 I didn't even say a single word.
00:08:37.060 What did I say?
00:08:38.060 Let me get my fit on.
00:08:39.060 I'm on the merch. 0.99
00:08:40.060 Damn. 0.99
00:08:41.060 Outfit change? 1.00
00:08:42.060 Sneeko?
00:08:43.060 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:44.060 Let's get a picture.
00:08:45.060 Okay, let me hold the big one, so.
00:08:47.060 EHHHHH! 0.91
00:08:48.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:49.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:50.060 AHHHHH!
00:08:51.060 Sneeko's like the most disrespectful, respectful individual. 1.00
00:08:53.060 I don't want to do any work ever.
00:08:57.060 I just want to look like I'm doing work.
00:08:59.060 See, like, it's all an illusion.
00:09:00.060 If I have the camera here, then we're good.
00:09:02.060 Can I get the cherry meal in?
00:09:04.060 That thing.
00:09:05.060 Did you say we're too slow?
00:09:06.060 I dropped out of school.
00:09:07.060 I'm sorry.
00:09:08.060 I don't have a good education.
00:09:09.060 That's what I take along.
00:09:10.060 My apologies.
00:09:11.060 She's a very mean lady. 1.00
00:09:12.060 It's okay.
00:09:13.060 The ice cream will cheer you up.
00:09:14.060 After you have a bite, I think you're going to start smiling.
00:09:16.060 Look at me.
00:09:17.060 I'm going to bite it.
00:09:18.060 Mmm.
00:09:19.060 Happy now.
00:09:20.060 Hey, guys.
00:09:21.060 So, we're going to go to the post office now.
00:09:24.060 Picking up some packages that you guys sent me.
00:09:26.060 Thanks so much for the love.
00:09:27.060 That's pretty music.
00:09:28.060 Oh, yeah.
00:09:29.060 Then we've got to go to Popula Jewelry.
00:09:31.060 Oh, yeah.
00:09:32.060 You're going to find me a big movie, right?
00:09:34.060 Yeah.
00:09:35.060 Or a big Prada.
00:09:36.060 I want the nylon bag.
00:09:37.060 Okay.
00:09:38.060 We're going to go pick up the thing and then boom bada bing.
00:09:41.060 Yelling down the sauce guy.
00:09:42.060 Send me camera.
00:09:43.060 Hopefully it's here.
00:09:44.060 And he also flopped on me.
00:09:45.060 He's supposed to be here today.
00:09:46.060 Man.
00:09:47.060 Yo, L. Don the sauce guy, bro.
00:09:48.060 P.O. Box 237, New York, New York, 1009.
00:09:49.060 Send me stuff.
00:09:50.060 No. 0.95
00:09:51.060 This is what freaking tourists do. 0.98
00:09:53.060 Oh, my gosh. 0.99
00:09:54.060 She just said you recommend me just fucking around to horoscopes. 0.99
00:09:58.060 No, tourists. 0.99
00:09:59.060 Oh, tourists.
00:10:00.060 No.
00:10:01.060 All right, tourists.
00:10:03.060 Okay.
00:10:04.060 P.O. Box 237, New York, New York, 1009.
00:10:08.060 Oh, no.
00:10:09.060 Send me stuff.
00:10:10.060 1009, right?
00:10:11.060 1009.
00:10:12.060 1009, P.O. Box 237.
00:10:15.060 And he will be here. 0.78
00:10:16.060 You can find Raleed fucking up everything. 0.98
00:10:18.060 No! 1.00
00:10:19.060 He drove 40 minutes for an empty fucking mall. 1.00
00:10:23.060 It's not in? 0.99
00:10:24.060 I mean, guys do that all the time, but still.
00:10:26.060 It's $400, bro.
00:10:28.060 I bought that camera for $400 and it's not here.
00:10:31.060 That's a man.
00:10:32.060 And that's not a cop.
00:10:33.060 What are you talking about, bro?
00:10:34.060 He's there, like, so focused in.
00:10:35.060 That's a whole dude.
00:10:36.060 Right in front of you.
00:10:37.060 Just look right in front of you.
00:10:38.060 He's vlogging, I think, that man.
00:10:39.060 You see that?
00:10:40.060 Yeah.
00:10:41.060 Is this an FBI van?
00:10:42.060 Is this COVID?
00:10:43.060 I feel like my car is just hot.
00:10:44.060 Okay, we're still waiting.
00:10:45.060 I don't know why I'm pulled over.
00:10:46.060 We're trying to find out.
00:10:47.060 Do you have any ideas?
00:10:48.060 No.
00:10:49.060 What did I do, Selena?
00:10:50.060 I feel like it might be, like, your signal or something.
00:10:51.060 Like, something petty.
00:10:52.060 A turn signal?
00:10:53.060 Something petty, yeah.
00:10:54.060 My car is faster than their car?
00:10:55.060 Yeah.
00:10:56.060 Maybe they saw the plaques in the backseat.
00:10:57.060 I think you should have been hiding there.
00:10:58.060 But chill out.
00:10:59.060 They're pulling me over for a turn signal? 1.00
00:11:00.060 Are you that ass? 1.00
00:11:01.060 A turn? 1.00
00:11:02.060 For not using my turn signal?
00:11:03.060 Yo, is the turn thing going crazy?
00:11:04.060 Bro, it's because you're famous, bro.
00:11:05.060 They just want the clout. 1.00
00:11:06.060 They want, they're on my dick, right? 1.00
00:11:07.060 Yeah. 1.00
00:11:08.060 Yeah, these cops on my dick, right? 1.00
00:11:09.060 Yeaaah! 1.00
00:11:10.060 Yeah, these cops on my dick, right? 1.00
00:11:11.060 Yeaaah! 1.00
00:11:12.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:13.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:14.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:15.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:16.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:17.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:18.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:19.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:20.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:21.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:22.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:23.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:24.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:25.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:26.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:27.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:28.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:29.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:30.060 Alright, now you won't.
00:11:31.060 Yo, we've been here half an hour for a turn signal.
00:11:32.060 What's the four characters of your VIN?
00:11:34.060 Yo, for a turn signal!
00:11:36.060 For a turn signal!
00:11:37.060 For a turn signal!
00:11:38.060 45 minutes, bro?
00:11:39.060 We've been waiting here for 45 minutes.
00:11:40.060 Bro, I just took a nap and woke up.
00:11:42.060 You're giving me a licensor, buddy?
00:11:43.060 You're giving me a licensor, buddy?
00:11:44.060 You're giving me a licensor, buddy?
00:11:45.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:46.060 You're giving me a licensor, buddy?
00:11:47.060 You're giving me a licensor, buddy?
00:11:48.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:49.060 Yeaaah! 0.99
00:11:50.060 My dad's at Haiti texting me my registration trying to help me out, bro!
00:11:53.060 This is from eBay. I didn't I didn't earn it. Oh my god. I can't hold them all.
00:12:01.160 If you make that joke one more time, nigga. 1.00
00:12:03.160 Yo, Snego, you don't... You got none. 1.00
00:12:07.160 Aw man, throw me out one more.
00:12:09.160 No, give her that one. That one's big enough for two. 1.00
00:12:11.160 It's big enough for two people.
00:12:12.160 This whole umbrella thing was a joke for you because it wasn't for me.
00:12:16.160 It actually wasn't a joke for me.
00:12:19.160 Hey, get wet much?
00:12:23.060 It's just... It's just...
00:12:30.060 It's just...
00:12:31.060 Yo, so Waleed and Selena, how you liking Manhattan and New York so far?
00:12:35.060 This is the GTA in real life. I don't understand what the fuck going on here. 0.97
00:12:42.060 Bro, I was just trying to make a cute little touristy TikTok because it's their first time in New York. 0.98
00:12:46.060 Got two tickets. I got out of the car and started yelling at somebody in the middle of the internet.
00:12:50.060 I'm just...
00:12:53.060 I hate Manhattan, bro. This is why you stay in Brooklyn. This shit sucks.
00:12:56.060 Give us some social... What's your stance on abortion? 1.00
00:12:58.060 I think it's the woman's choice. 0.91
00:13:00.060 How many abortions do you tell your friend is wilding? 0.85
00:13:03.060 Three.
00:13:04.060 Good answer. That was fastened to the point. Three? That's fair. You?
00:13:07.060 I don't think there's an actual number. You don't want to have a kid, you don't want to have a kid.
00:13:09.060 But strap up or...
00:13:10.060 So if you got eight abortions, you're not going to be like, yo, chill out with the abortions? 0.99
00:13:13.060 Nah, I would say tie your tubes, my nigga. 1.00
00:13:16.060 Whatever, bro. Why do they have two doors?
00:13:18.060 Thank you.
00:13:19.060 That's a bummer.
00:13:20.060 He doesn't want to use chopsticks because he's like too Muslim or whatever, can't eat pork, blah, blah, blah. 1.00
00:13:24.060 When you step into a Chinese restaurant, you can respect the culture.
00:13:29.060 Brother, I just don't know how to use chopsticks. That's it. I just need a spoon.
00:13:34.060 You could pretend?
00:13:35.060 I don't want to do the Chinese-Asian, you know, like that. That would be a mockery. 1.00
00:13:44.060 I asked for a spoon. This is what I gave you. We got to do that.
00:13:46.060 A spoon? 0.95
00:13:47.060 I don't know how to use the chopsticks, my nigga. 0.74
00:13:49.060 I don't know how to use it.
00:13:50.060 A soup spoon is... You're drumming?
00:13:53.060 You got to make music out of everything. Everything is a joke. Everything is a dance.
00:13:56.060 Oh my God.
00:13:59.060 You don't look out for the camera, man.
00:14:01.060 That form is not bad.
00:14:03.060 No, I need to get more of this astrology conversation documented so that when she lies and says she's not an astrology girl, I can have this as proof.
00:14:10.060 She's been talking about the compatibility of Scorpios for the last 15 minutes.
00:14:14.060 Well, that's what that is. You talk to a Scorpio who hurt your feelings. 0.60
00:14:18.060 Like, I know what that...
00:14:19.060 No, you can't put that in.
00:14:20.060 Well, I don't even know if that's true, but I know that's true. 0.99
00:14:22.060 Because every girl who says that, oh my God, Scorpio... 1.00
00:14:24.060 It's like they talk to one Scorpio guy. 0.96
00:14:26.060 Have you lost your virginity yet, so you've had sex before? 0.64
00:14:28.060 Don't say that. 0.97
00:14:29.060 Oh my God, no I didn't.
00:14:30.060 You're not even lying.
00:14:31.060 Mars...
00:14:32.060 I thought he was joking, but Mars...
00:14:34.060 My Mars and my Venus is cancer.
00:14:36.060 No!
00:14:37.060 Can you imagine?
00:14:38.060 Very emotional.
00:14:39.060 Every girl is emotional in relationships. 0.92
00:14:42.060 What?
00:14:43.060 So talk about you, Matt.
00:14:44.060 Why are you talking about stars and dirt and Venus, bro?
00:14:47.060 You're a master...
00:14:48.060 You graduate...
00:14:49.060 Exactly!
00:14:50.060 How are you still talking about Venus?
00:14:51.060 Because it's fun.
00:14:52.060 I know that it's nonsense, but it's fun to talk about.
00:14:55.060 Okay, okay, okay. 0.82
00:14:56.060 You know that it's nonsense. 0.81
00:14:57.060 Do you know that it's nonsense? 0.54
00:14:58.060 What?
00:14:59.060 What is it?
00:15:00.060 I thought it would be a nonsense.
00:15:01.060 Oh, is it nonsense?
00:15:02.060 No.
00:15:03.060 Vehicles!
00:15:04.060 Oh my God!
00:15:05.060 Yeah!
00:15:06.060 What are you doing?
00:15:07.060 Hold my hand!
00:15:08.060 ...
00:15:15.060 Oh my God!
00:15:17.060 Hold my hand!
00:15:35.060 Oh my God!
00:15:36.580 Wait y'all I really got a round of applause bro. What the fuck just happened with you? What is wrong with you? 1.00
00:15:43.180 I'm a mediator. You don't say my brother. I'm just setting up the the motherfucking function my brother
00:15:47.780 Oh, not now. Hold on. Hold on. Let me get get up cuz if you bet if you bump a car right now, they're gonna laugh their ass up 0.99
00:16:06.060 No one beats me. Good job, man