SNEAKO - January 30, 2025


YOUR GUT INSTINCT IS ALWAYS RIGHT.


Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

163.5964

Word count

1,489

Sentence count

159

Harmful content

Misogyny

6

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Toxicity

15

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Hate speech

14

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Summary

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Tristan Tate is on a flight from Miami to New York and the airport is a madhouse. Trump is back and so is the Third World. Selena Gomez is crying about her people, but illegal immigrants are not her people.

Transcript

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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 Always remember to trust your gut instinct.
00:00:02.980 It's always right.
00:00:04.300 Suburban children trying to relate.
00:00:05.820 If you ain't been broke, you'll know what I'm saying.
00:00:07.240 We'll see you soon, Glocky.
00:00:09.180 Oh, Glocky. 0.94
00:00:10.880 Oh, what a wonderful life I'm living.
00:00:12.720 But something just don't feel right.
00:00:14.080 The guys like Tumblr drives, they're spinning.
00:00:16.320 Goodbye, beautiful Miami weather.
00:00:18.680 And I'll be in freezing January New York weather in three hours.
00:00:22.980 For the love of the game, I do it for the love of the game.
00:00:25.640 Just in case, they try their luck.
00:00:27.120 Of course, I'm walking with God.
00:00:28.280 But bro, in this world, no, that ain't enough.
00:00:30.280 Bros in a party with a loaded gun. 0.99
00:00:32.200 How the fuck do you get that in the club? 1.00
00:00:33.600 I scrubbed up well and I stepped in fresh. 0.99
00:00:35.140 Let's see, I jumped off of the back of the truck.
00:00:37.000 Now I'm in Miami eating carbon.
00:00:38.680 If you ain't been out of the hood, you won't get that.
00:00:40.340 Pagan's dropped and I'm listening carefully.
00:00:42.040 Oh, oh, oh.
00:00:42.560 Look.
00:00:44.100 Bronson, look.
00:00:44.920 It's the goon mobile.
00:00:46.600 He's back.
00:00:47.500 One more goon. 1.00
00:00:49.260 The hilarious part about this is this weather is undeniably absolutely beautiful.
00:00:55.000 I haven't seen a day like this in three months.
00:00:57.180 It's been straight up snow, rain, cloud, sunset at 4 p.m.
00:01:01.900 And choosing to go back.
00:01:03.560 It's like dying, landing in heaven.
00:01:05.640 It's like after the last goon, you realize you're in heaven. 0.99
00:01:09.060 And then said, no, no God. 0.69
00:01:10.800 I'm going to goon in hell. 1.00
00:01:12.140 One more goon in hell. 1.00
00:01:24.300 I don't know why, but the airport is absolutely madness today. 1.00
00:01:28.200 What the fuck is that? 0.99
00:01:30.760 What? 0.99
00:01:31.840 And I decided to come a little late.
00:01:33.740 Check-in is in 30 minutes to see if we can do this.
00:01:35.800 Wow.
00:01:37.700 Travel hack.
00:01:38.660 Get clear.
00:01:39.840 It's only like $80.
00:01:41.200 I'm not paid to say this, but you need to get this.
00:01:43.680 I know it's Miami, but this looks like South America here.
00:01:46.540 And then I remembered.
00:01:47.540 Is everyone here getting deported?
00:01:49.380 Is that what the lines are?
00:01:50.900 Yeah.
00:01:51.040 I think everyone's going back.
00:01:52.600 Ice.
00:01:53.140 Keep it up, ice.
00:01:55.700 Did you see that video of Selena Gomez crying, crying everywhere with her wide face about my
00:02:02.420 people, my people.
00:02:04.220 Notice how Americans aren't her people, but illegal immigrants are. 1.00
00:02:07.620 See you later.
00:02:08.360 Actually, never mind.
00:02:08.960 Don't get clear because I don't want the lines here to be filled up.
00:02:11.540 So don't get it. 0.98
00:02:12.460 This sucks. 0.99
00:02:13.240 It's like too expensive. 1.00
00:02:14.120 Is that your face with it?
00:02:16.720 Have your boarding pass.
00:02:18.080 Dippins, my Syrian assistant just got checked. 0.63
00:02:20.540 It's like, what?
00:02:21.300 I just grew up my beard.
00:02:22.440 Trump's back, baby.
00:02:23.620 Trump's back.
00:02:25.880 Have a good one.
00:02:27.080 Here by Project 2025, all brown people are going to be randomly selected. 1.00
00:02:32.180 They're going to be checked because they're Hamas, Hezbollah. 1.00
00:02:35.740 Uh-oh.
00:02:36.280 I studied.
00:02:37.000 Whoa.
00:02:38.520 And myself, chilling in the war room.
00:02:40.680 Me, Tristan Tate, under the table, war room, duty-free, Johnny Walker.
00:02:45.220 Why?
00:02:45.720 Blue label.
00:02:46.460 Because I studied, bro.
00:02:50.540 First class in the flight.
00:03:08.960 I need to get to the point where it's PJs in the flight.
00:03:12.080 Not there yet.
00:03:13.100 Here we go.
00:03:34.720 Here we go.
00:03:36.420 Here we go.
00:03:38.120 It's 7pm and I haven't done anything today besides go on Twitter and get on this flight.
00:04:00.120 All my studying has prepared me for this moment.
00:04:03.260 Going back and forth on that Miami flight, Miami to New York, it's kind of like going
00:04:06.920 to the bank.
00:04:07.920 The seats and 20% of them goes to the Jews and not just like undercover, straight up tassels, 0.97
00:04:12.920 hat, apron thing, ready to go Jews. 0.98
00:04:23.920 That's a good fit.
00:04:25.920 Wait.
00:04:26.920 And by the way, third world is crying.
00:04:28.920 This bag is straight from Turkey.
00:04:31.920 I got this in a little bartering store.
00:04:34.920 Brother, brother, no.
00:04:35.920 Too priced, too high.
00:04:36.920 For this.
00:04:37.920 Stop crying about the third world jokes.
00:04:39.920 Everybody's going to get it.
00:04:40.920 I'm just sick of people who don't speak English properly. 1.00
00:04:42.920 That's it. 0.98
00:04:43.920 It's just American arrogance. 0.71
00:04:44.920 I don't want to hear your accent. 1.00
00:04:45.920 Adjust.
00:04:46.920 Assimilate. 0.91
00:04:47.920 There's a love speech crying like Selena Gomez because you got deported. 0.89
00:04:49.920 Don't go out like Selena, bro.
00:04:51.920 Hey, go make sure.
00:04:52.920 You too.
00:05:01.920 Back in freezing New York, I have a fever and I had for the past couple days.
00:05:06.920 That's why the vlogs have been a little mid, but always remember to trust your gut instinct.
00:05:12.920 It's always right.
00:05:13.920 The internet's so funny because Selena Gomez already deleted her post of her crying, sobbing,
00:05:19.920 ugly crying about illegal immigration.
00:05:21.920 She's very upset about her people being deported for being illegal aliens in America. 0.97
00:05:27.920 But it's funny that her people are illegal aliens and not Americans. 0.99
00:05:32.920 Isn't she American? 1.00
00:05:33.920 She's the perfect example of not following your gut instinct.
00:05:36.920 The old guard of celebrities who are followed by this false empathy, they don't even have instincts.
00:05:42.920 They just do what they believe is supposed to be good PR wise.
00:05:46.920 And I don't love seeing women cry, but I love seeing old celebrities finally realize that their point of view is no longer the socially acceptable one. 0.80
00:05:54.920 She deleted her post because she was trained to believe that crying on camera is going to garner sympathy from all of her viewers and make her the hero.
00:06:02.920 That's not the case anymore.
00:06:04.920 It took about 10 years, but the people that follow their gut instincts are now at the forefront of truth.
00:06:09.920 10 years ago, I became a Donald Trump supporter after the DNC rigged the election against Bernie Sanders.
00:06:15.920 And I remember having this conversation with my English teacher at a dinner table with my parents.
00:06:20.920 It was that time of year when your parents need to figure out if you're being a good student and all this.
00:06:25.920 And the political conversation inevitably came up because I was the only Donald Trump supporter in my entire school.
00:06:32.920 I was walking in with the make America great against shirts smiling when everybody was crying when they brought in therapy dogs because Hillary Clinton lost.
00:06:40.920 And sitting in the cafeteria with my English teacher and my parents, I had a conversation that I'm never going to forget.
00:06:45.920 She looked me dead in the eyes and she said, you are going to regret voting for Donald Trump.
00:06:50.920 You are going to be on the wrong side of history.
00:06:53.920 And that conversation was more than just a political battle.
00:06:56.920 It was like business investors predicting the future of their company.
00:07:00.920 Me and my teacher both knew that I was going to have a powerful voice in America.
00:07:04.920 And she was saying that I was picking the wrong stock.
00:07:07.920 But instead, I trusted my gut instinct and I said, I don't care what you say.
00:07:11.920 Misogynistic, locker room talk, grabbing by the whatever.
00:07:15.920 Trump has something that the other politicians don't.
00:07:18.920 And that's the truth.
00:07:20.920 Obviously, I'm not saying that he's right about everything.
00:07:22.920 But what I am saying is he's funny.
00:07:24.920 And if you know my motto, I'm a staunch believer in seeking the truth through funny.
00:07:29.920 Meaning that you follow your most visceral reaction to find out what you should do.
00:07:33.920 Listen to your gut.
00:07:35.920 So I put everything on the line.
00:07:36.920 I risked losing all my relationship with my liberal friends from the Northeast.
00:07:40.920 And even one of the female members of my family went into my closet to take my Make America Great Again shirt and ripped it up and took it away from me. 1.00
00:07:47.920 Time and time again, this has happened in my life.
00:07:49.920 When it came to dropping out of school, when it came to remaining unvaccinated, being ostracized, even though I knew that my gut was right.
00:07:57.920 And as I get older, I find myself agreeing more with the infantile version of myself.
00:08:02.920 That six-year-old version of me that first saw a gay couple kissing in the grocery store and their mustaches and beards entangling.
00:08:10.920 And I went, ew.
00:08:12.920 And my mom said, no, don't, don't.
00:08:15.920 And so immediately I started re-social programming myself to not be disgusted by what I knew was disgusting.
00:08:22.920 There's a reason that infants are funnier than all the adults out there because they haven't yet rewired their programming to follow whatever the social norm is.
00:08:30.920 If you want to figure out what the truth is, the best metric is finding whatever is funny because laughter is not an intentional reaction.
00:08:37.920 Laughter comes from your gut.
00:08:39.920 It's not something that you decide to do.
00:08:41.920 It comes out of you uncontrollably.
00:08:43.920 So whenever people ask me for life advice, I just reaffirm what they already know.
00:08:48.920 They say, should I quit my job?
00:08:50.920 Should I go and ask for the raise?
00:08:52.920 What they really want is reassurance for what their gut is telling them.
00:08:56.920 So whenever you hit a crossroads in life, don't listen to any of the noise.
00:09:00.920 Don't take advice from people.
00:09:02.920 Just listen to what's in here.
00:09:04.920 It's never wrong.