SNEAKO - Zherka Gives Free Pickup Game On SNEAKO's Stream

00:00:00 But I get the number, and then I'm the only guy in the night that didn't hover.

00:00:04 Everyone else is hovering.

00:00:05 Hey, do you want to drink?

00:00:06 She goes, oh, this guy actually left me, right?

00:00:09 And then I'll go make sure she sees my social values high.

00:00:11 I'm with friends and girls.

00:00:13 And I make sure that she goes, I can't tell which one Zerka likes.

00:00:17 He's literally talking to nine of the girls there the same way, right?

00:00:21 He's laughing with all of them.

00:00:22 And when she can't tell, right, sometimes I even remind them.

00:00:25 I go, at the end of the night, I'll text them.

00:00:27 I'll be like, you're the one I take home, okay? 1.00

00:00:28 So I'm just going to talk to these ugly bitches, and she'll laugh, right? 1.00

00:00:32 These are two text messages that girls send you when they're not sure if they want to meet up with you. 1.00

00:00:36 They'll say either maybe, or I'll let you know.

00:00:38 This is how you respond.

00:00:39 How would you respond before he answers?

00:00:41 I know I'm going to disagree with Myron here.

00:00:46 Just make it full screen.

00:00:49 This is good advice, guys.

00:00:51 Just like in sales, it's a cold call.

00:00:54 Never, ever plot the date on text.

00:00:57 FaceTime her, and I've done this many times, right?

00:01:01 I go, hey, why do you look a little Jew-y today? 1.00

00:01:04 And she goes, what do you mean? 1.00

00:01:05 Look at your little fucking nose, and she goes, what do you mean you're racist? 1.00

00:01:09 And she's giggling, and mid-giggle is when you go, okay, okay, we're going out in like five minutes. 1.00

00:01:14 I'm getting another call, all right?

00:01:16 I'm going to pick you up soon.

00:01:17 And then she goes, wait, I didn't even get ready.

00:01:19 But you got time to get ready, right?

00:01:21 Boom, you get her.

00:01:23 Never pick her up when she's sad.

00:01:25 You don't know her mood.

00:01:26 You have to trigger her mood, manipulate, go.

00:01:29 To carry the giggle all the way to the date.

00:01:31 Yeah, if you don't do the call, you don't know if she's coming, right?

00:01:34 And same with when you have guests coming to Sneeko's stream.

00:01:38 You have to face-

00:01:39 It sucks, but you have to FaceTime each of them and kind of-

00:01:42 Because as soon as they go, oh, he made me giggle uncomfortable, it should be fun.

00:01:46 Right.

00:01:46 But if it's one text, they get anxiety and stuff.

00:01:50 So I know Myron's going to get this wrong because Myron actually thinks the texting is supposed to be there. 1.00

00:01:54 And I really don't believe in texting because, you know, women are fucking retarded. 1.00

00:01:58 Voice messages is good if you don't feel like FaceTiming. 0.99

00:02:00 It's a good way to establish a connection.

00:02:02 No, because then you don't know if she giggled. 0.83

00:02:04 You don't know if she laughed.

00:02:04 Yeah, voice messages go to establish something that's better than text.

00:02:07 If she said lol, she didn't laugh.

00:02:09 She didn't even smile.

00:02:09 She just replied and then wants to text somebody else. 0.90

00:02:12 A FaceTime is the best way to get the clothes.

00:02:13 Or if you want a 100% success rate, which is kind of manipulative, I always use my buddy's sister to tap me as I'm on the call with her.

00:02:24 John, John.

00:02:25 So I'd get her to do that.

00:02:26 And then she'd be like, who's that?

00:02:27 And I'd go, yeah, we're just at this party.

00:02:28 We're going to a bigger party.

00:02:30 And then when she comes over, it's four dudes.

00:02:32 And she goes, where's the party?

00:02:33 And I go, nah, unless we're just chilling.

00:02:34 And then my charm will keep her there. 0.99

00:02:36 And then we run a fucking no orgy. 0.99

00:02:38 Bro, you got to sell this as a course. 1.00

00:02:40 Oh, you cook it right now. 0.85

00:02:40 I can't talk about that stuff because it's manipulation.

00:02:43 Stop giving away all the sauce.

00:02:44 This is good stuff. 1.00

00:02:45 Nah, what the fuck? 1.00

00:02:46 Go get the bitches. 1.00

00:02:47 Okay, so what do you think Myron says here? 1.00

00:02:48 He's going to say, this is how you text her.

00:02:50 Like, he's going to give a texting format.

00:02:51 Bro, girl says, maybe.

00:02:52 You just say, maybe, back with a question mark. 1.00

00:02:54 So you want her to clarify her stupidity for you. 0.99

00:02:56 Then the second one is, I'll let you know. 1.00

00:02:58 You could just tell her straight up, I don't do it.

00:02:59 I'll let you knows.

00:03:00 Yes or no.

00:03:01 That's a little bit more direct.

00:03:02 Some of y'all might be scared to do that. 0.99

00:03:03 But once you get to a certain point, you put it that way, she's going to know you mean fucking business. 0.95

00:03:07 Or you can say, you'll hit me up when you're ready because right now, Fresh, you're a little bit nicer about it. 0.95

00:03:11 He's, the one time I'll disagree with Myron, she will never know you mean business without hearing the tone of your voice, the text, right?

00:03:22 So on the call, I'll be like, what?

00:03:23 You're not coming?

00:03:24 You said you'd come. 1.00

00:03:25 Man, who the fuck do you think you are? 1.00

00:03:27 And she goes, what? 1.00

00:03:28 I'm going to go to a million bitches. 1.00

00:03:29 You're trying to get replaced? 1.00

00:03:30 And she goes, no, John, I'm not getting replaced. 1.00

00:03:32 You can go to your fucking bitches. 1.00

00:03:33 And I go, yeah, I like that. 1.00

00:03:34 You sound like my little fucking wife right now, argue with me. 1.00

00:03:37 And she goes, what the fuck? 1.00

00:03:38 I go, yo, stop playing, bro. 1.00

00:03:40 Just fucking, you want to DM me? 1.00

00:03:42 Go do boring shit. 1.00

00:03:43 And then she goes, all right, fine. 1.00

00:03:44 And then they always text me.

00:03:45 They're like, okay, I'm coming because they want to be stimulated, right?

00:03:48 But it is manipulative.

00:03:50 But they want to be manipulated too.

00:03:52 Well, they're manipulating you and ditching you.

00:03:55 Right.

00:03:56 So you're saying it as if it's a bad thing.

00:03:58 I've done it a million times.

00:04:00 So I predict, I know exactly, I speed it up because I know exactly how she's going to respond.

00:04:04 Well, wait, let me get ready.

00:04:06 I know exactly what they're going to say, right?

00:04:08 And I go, ready.

00:04:09 Yeah, you're going to get that thrifty outfit again.

00:04:10 And she goes, it's that thrifty.

00:04:11 It's Louis Vuitton. 0.99

00:04:12 You look trash in green. 1.00

00:04:14 I like you in black. 1.00

00:04:15 That Instagram photo, go to that one.

00:04:17 She goes, you like this one, right?

00:04:19 Women, if you tell them you like an outfit, they don't get excited. 1.00

00:04:21 If you tell them you don't like one and show them the one you like, then they go, oh, he's making me hotter.

00:04:28 Everything in my life is getting better.

00:04:30 They need truth, right?

00:04:32 Uh, yeah.

00:04:34 Bro.

00:04:35 And be honest.

00:04:35 Don't wear your hair like that.

00:04:36 Save this for a course.

00:04:37 Bro, you're.

00:04:38 Well, I'll still make money on the course. 1.00

00:04:40 Like, get your people deserve some free shit. 1.00

00:04:43 Thank you. 0.99

00:04:44 Plus, in my course, it'll go in detail with a video.

00:04:46 Wait, I need to get another rubber.

00:04:50 And it worked five years as a bartender, bouncer, DJ.

00:04:53 And then, you know, all this, but you, none of those guys can explain it on a podcast.

00:04:58 They just don't know how to explain it, but they do it instinctively.

00:05:01 It's like, if you're around women, you just get them, right? 1.00

00:05:05 All girls are the same. 0.99

00:05:06 Yeah. 0.99

00:05:07 Like, literally, you can fucking pick up a girl by saying nothing. 0.99

00:05:10 Pretend you're a girl. 1.00

00:05:11 No.

00:05:11 Right?

00:05:12 All right.

00:05:12 Look at this.

00:05:14 Hey.

00:05:15 Stop.

00:05:16 Hey.

00:05:16 Okay.

00:05:16 They're going to clip this.

00:05:17 You can literally say nothing and just do that level of tone.

00:05:21 And literally, they start getting wet. 1.00

00:05:23 They're so dumb. 0.99

00:05:23 So, what is it with the tone of voice? 1.00

00:05:25 Explain the tone of voice thing.

00:05:27 I would do pacing, right?

00:05:28 If she's laughing, I go faster.

00:05:30 If her anxiety is high, I go way slower.

00:05:32 And if her anxiety is really high, like, let me ask you.

00:05:35 Pretend to be the girl.

00:05:36 Like, where do you want to go eat?

00:05:40 Right.

00:05:41 What do you want me to do?

00:05:41 What?

00:05:41 You can just answer.

00:05:42 Like, where do you want to go eat?

00:05:43 I don't know.

00:05:44 Where do you want to eat?

00:05:50 Oh, did I ask you that?

00:05:52 And then immediately goes, oh, he's not listening to me.

00:05:54 Her anxiety drops. 1.00

00:05:55 But if you're attentive, she goes, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:05:58 Am I saying? 1.00

00:05:58 There's a lot of pressure.

00:05:59 Yeah.

00:05:59 So, the hype.

00:06:00 My game that I've mastered is direct dismissive. 0.98

00:06:03 So, I'd be like, damn, Amy, you're cute. 0.96

00:06:05 And she goes, yeah, but, like, I'm kind of talking to a guy. 0.99

00:06:07 And I go, man, you're cute anyway.

00:06:10 Selena.

00:06:11 That's the one.

00:06:12 In front of her.

00:06:13 So, I'm direct with Amy.

00:06:14 Oh, she's giving me friction. 1.00

00:06:16 Dismiss Amy with happiness. 0.89

00:06:18 Oh, it's okay, baby girl.

00:06:19 And she goes, whoa, that was key.

00:06:20 Just moved on to the next one.

00:06:22 And then she goes, oh, he's a businessman. 1.00

00:06:24 He needs his dick wet right now. 1.00

00:06:26 So, direct but dismissive. 1.00

00:06:28 Not direct, direct.

00:06:29 Like, hurt them. 1.00

00:06:30 Fuck that. 1.00

00:06:32 Me, I just say, I don't do let me knows. 1.00

00:06:34 Yes or no.

00:06:35 Then that puts on her. 1.00

00:06:35 And if she gives you some snarky response or whatever, just leave her dumb ass on red. 1.00

00:06:38 Well, here's the thing with game is that it's an art form. 0.99

00:06:41 It always has to match your personality because if it's forced at all, like, if anybody in the chat does exactly what Zerka does, it's not going to work.

00:06:47 Well, you can prompt the woman. 1.00

00:06:49 So, every girl I meet, I have scared girls texting them too much.

00:06:52 So, as soon as I meet them, I go, yo, I'm like clingy.

00:06:54 I'm clingy.

00:06:55 I text a lot. 1.00

00:06:56 But, like, if we don't work out this week, I'll forget who the fuck you are. 1.00

00:06:59 I've got so many bitches. 1.00

00:07:00 But I'm clingy. 1.00

00:07:01 And then a lot of them go, yeah, me too.

00:07:02 Like, they want to play that game even though they're not.

00:07:05 And I go, I need a lot of bubbles or else I get bored.

00:07:07 Like, I tell them how creepy it's going to be talking to me.

00:07:10 And it makes the creepiness go away.

00:07:12 But if I hit her up with 32 cocaine bubbles, no way. 1.00

00:07:16 And when you get her number, never give her your phone.

00:07:19 Say, no, no, no, no.

00:07:20 It's dead.

00:07:21 Give me yours.

00:07:22 And you type and text yourself.

00:07:25 That's 100% guaranteed.

00:07:26 Why is that better?

00:07:28 Because 50% of the time you give your phone to her, fake number.

00:07:32 Or she's not going to text back or something.

00:07:34 Yeah.

00:07:35 And I always text myself the same thing.

00:07:38 What? 0.99

00:07:38 Daddy, you're so fucking hard. 0.99

00:07:40 Like, a big message to myself. 0.99

00:07:42 Right.

00:07:42 And then it's not funny.

00:07:44 Everyone does that.

00:07:44 But I respond to my phone right away.

00:07:46 I go, chill out, chill out.

00:07:47 You're like a little fangirl.

00:07:48 And so when she reads it, it's actually a story.

00:07:51 Right?

00:07:51 From both sides.

00:07:52 Right?

00:07:52 And usually she'll read it when she's drunk at 3 a.m.

00:07:54 She goes, why did you text this?

00:07:56 And you go, no, baby girl.

00:07:57 You texted that. 1.00

00:07:58 You horny little bitch. 1.00

00:08:00 Right? 1.00

00:08:00 And again, when you're in advancing positions and being horny, you're dismissive horny. 1.00

00:08:08 So she goes, I'm not giving you pussy. 1.00

00:08:09 You go, damn, that sucks. 1.00

00:08:11 But if you ever go, why not? 1.00

00:08:13 Yeah.

00:08:14 We've all done that.

00:08:15 Nah, yeah.

00:08:16 But what if I just did this?

00:08:17 Right? 1.00

00:08:18 And like, you can see how stupid women are. 1.00

00:08:21 Like, they go, I'm not having sex with you, John. 1.00

00:08:23 Right? 0.96

00:08:23 And I go, okay.

00:08:24 Right?

00:08:25 Well, you know, like, I'm about to go to bed.

00:08:27 Good night.

00:08:28 And your stuff's right there.

00:08:29 And I go in and I close the door in my room.

00:08:32 And she's alone in my apartment.

00:08:34 And this is what they do.

00:08:35 And I, this is what they do.

00:08:37 No one's ever done that.

00:08:38 They wait in the parking lot.

00:08:40 And they're shook.

00:08:42 Well, actually, I wanted to watch a movie and stuff.

00:08:44 And I go, okay, I'm in bed.

00:08:45 Don't be loud.

00:08:46 Like, I might be snoozing in five minutes.

00:08:48 I'm tired.

00:08:49 Come watch the movie. 1.00

00:08:50 And then in bed, I turn my back to the bitch. 1.00

00:08:53 Right? 1.00

00:08:53 And then literally, there are fucking anxiety spikes. 0.98

00:08:55 They're like, whoa, this guy's friendzoning me. 0.97

00:08:57 And I am friendzoning you.

00:08:58 If you're not touching me, you can just chill in my bed. 1.00

00:09:01 Keep me company, bitch. 1.00

00:09:02 And then, right? 1.00

00:09:05 She'll initiate the touch. 0.99

00:09:07 And then I will fucking cuddle. 1.00

00:09:09 And then, and then I'll talk her into the pussy being wet. 1.00

00:09:12 And then when it's really, really wet, I go have a phone call. 1.00

00:09:16 Like, oh, I got to take this call.

00:09:17 It's important. 1.00

00:09:18 And she's like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:09:19 I'm soaked. 1.00

00:09:19 He's just fingering the shit on you. 1.00

00:09:21 And I'll let the bitch cook for like 10 minutes, right? 1.00

00:09:23 In the microwave. 1.00

00:09:25 Right?

00:09:25 And then I'll walk in and I'll be like, no, go back to that position.

00:09:28 Right?

00:09:28 And really, it's like always the same thing, really.

00:09:32 And it's, none of it is fake.

00:09:34 I do mean it that you can chill with me. 0.99

00:09:36 But, you know, we're going to wake up as friends because you poured the fuck out of me. 1.00

00:09:39 Even if I fuck you tomorrow, you're awkward to me now. 1.00

00:09:42 We didn't fuck the first night. 0.99

00:09:45 So how often does it actually go with the, because I've had that scenario happen a lot of time where it goes like, I don't want to sleep the first night. 0.84

00:09:51 I'm not easy.

00:09:51 And I kick him out.

00:09:53 And then.

00:09:54 Well, you're not supposed to kick him out.

00:09:55 Just turn your back and go to bed.

00:09:57 They always wake you up.

00:09:59 Sneak out.

00:10:00 I don't want them in my living room.

00:10:01 Like, and I'm clearly not awake.

00:10:03 I do the Myron.

00:10:04 We have the same tactic there.

00:10:05 I'll just like call another girl like in front of her or something like that. 0.53

00:10:07 Or I'll just like, I'll make it clear that I got someone else.

00:10:09 I got plan B coming in.

00:10:10 Like, I don't want to.

00:10:11 Well, anytime.

00:10:12 I'm wasting that much time. 0.99

00:10:13 I got, I got shit to do. 0.98

00:10:14 Anytime they give me that kind of thing, I go, what? 0.99

00:10:16 And I just tell the truth.

00:10:17 I say, what?

00:10:18 You're boring.

00:10:19 I hope you didn't do this with the gas station guy that you dated.

00:10:22 Oof.

00:10:23 And you're doing this to the high value male.

00:10:25 And then I go, you know what?

00:10:27 It's fine.

00:10:28 I'm not mad.

00:10:29 Right?

00:10:30 We're cool.

00:10:30 But I need some sleep.

00:10:32 And then that's when the, really, most of the time, even when they say, okay, I'm staying.

00:10:37 And start making out with me.

00:10:38 I'm so petty.

00:10:39 I go, kind of ruined the mood. 0.99

00:10:41 Just get the fuck out. 0.99

00:10:42 And I'm the type to never hit them back. 1.00

00:10:44 There's one girl I picked up out of the studio downstairs.

00:10:47 And she didn't give me a head.

00:10:50 And we had a bunch of fun. 1.00

00:10:52 And then she hit me up to suck my dick the next day. 1.00

00:10:54 I said, nope. 1.00

00:10:55 If you don't do it when I need it, never.

00:10:58 You know how many girls in my DMs? 1.00

00:10:59 You lost your fucking. 1.00

00:11:01 And she's like, whoa, you're petty. 1.00

00:11:02 I'm like, yo, it could be worse. 1.00

00:11:03 I could do a hit piece on you, dumb bitch. 1.00

00:11:06 You really want a girl just wandering around your living room where all your stuff is? 1.00

00:11:10 You know, she could be taking a Snapchat or something. 1.00

00:11:12 Well, if I want to fuck her, I'll keep her. 1.00

00:11:15 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:15 If I'm really.

00:11:16 Dude, there's been so. 0.71

00:11:17 I've had nights where I'm literally dry humping her all night.

00:11:20 And she goes, oh, my God. 1.00

00:11:21 We're going to fuck one day. 1.00

00:11:24 And, yeah. 1.00

00:11:25 And then what?

00:11:26 Some girls are so pretty that I don't kick them out. 1.00

00:11:28 I go, I'll enjoy dry humping.

00:11:30 This is dry.

00:11:31 Yeah.

00:11:31 My ex, when she first did a hit piece on me, she's like,

00:11:35 our first date, he pulled me up to the hotel

00:11:37 and just humped my leg for like an hour and a half.

00:11:40 I thought it was very weird.

00:11:42 I enjoyed it.

00:11:43 I just had her leggings on.

00:11:44 And she's like, no one's ever done that.

00:11:45 And we were talking about casual things,

00:11:47 like about like politics and stuff while I was humping her.

00:11:50 And she's like, you didn't even turn me on.

00:11:52 Yeah.

00:11:52 It's not about her.

00:11:53 It's about you.

00:11:54 Well, I'm very like, like just caveman. 1.00

00:11:56 I don't fuck this shit. 1.00

00:11:58 You know, I like that caveman thing because I have an online presence. 1.00

00:12:01 So it's like, bitch, you watch this video. 1.00

00:12:03 You know who I am. 1.00

00:12:04 Don't expect me not to act like a wolf.

00:12:06 Right. 1.00

00:12:07 Sometimes I howl, bitch. 1.00

00:12:09 But what's the best way to avoid that? 0.98

00:12:11 Because I've, well, before the reversion, everything like that. 0.98

00:12:13 And fuck boy days. 0.99

00:12:14 I've never seen you strike out. 0.99

00:12:15 So I don't know.

00:12:16 What do you mean?

00:12:17 I'll take a girl on a date, stuff like that. 0.99

00:12:19 And then I bring her back here.

00:12:20 And it's very clear.

00:12:20 Like I can tell she's thinking.

00:12:22 Oh, you did the date wrong.

00:12:23 The whole date is literally foreplay.

00:12:25 It is.

00:12:26 It is.

00:12:27 No, no. 1.00

00:12:27 Her pussy has to be soaked on the date. 1.00

00:12:29 Not here. 1.00

00:12:29 She can't. 1.00

00:12:30 A woman isn't a fucking race car that'll start in your apartment. 1.00

00:12:33 Right, right, right. 0.99

00:12:34 You literally have to do a four-hour date.

00:12:36 Get gelato.

00:12:37 What's the best way to start to get foreplay done at the date? 1.00

00:12:40 It's usually that hot and cold where you're like pulling her in and your bodies are touching.

00:12:44 Then you're like insulting.

00:12:45 Then this.

00:12:46 Then that.

00:12:47 And then you kind of like hug her at the beach. 1.00

00:12:49 But then run one finger up her pussy by accident. 1.00

00:12:52 You go, damn, don't cancel me. 1.00

00:12:53 And she goes, shut up. 1.00

00:12:54 Da, da, da. 1.00

00:12:55 And then da, da, da, da.

00:12:56 Then kissing.

00:12:57 So light sexual harassment.

00:12:58 Don't clip that zero.

00:13:00 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:00 Pretty much. 1.00

00:13:01 She better be literally fucking. 1.00

00:13:04 You can tell she's ready when you go. 1.00

00:13:06 You want to just go back?

00:13:07 And she goes, okay.

00:13:09 Well, I mean, are you done eating?

00:13:11 But usually if you say you want to go back.

00:13:12 They go like this.

00:13:13 Usually they go like this. 1.00

00:13:15 Like you're trying to fuck me, bro. 1.00

00:13:16 Yeah, bitch. 1.00

00:13:17 You think I want to eat gelato with you? 1.00

00:13:19 You fucking dumb bitch. 1.00

00:13:20 Trying to fuck the shit out of you. 1.00

00:13:21 You're boring as fuck. 1.00

00:13:22 Right? 1.00

00:13:22 No one gives a fuck. 1.00

00:13:23 I don't give a fuck that your dad fucking has a dog, bro. 1.00

00:13:26 Fuck your dad. 1.00

00:13:28 I'm so tired of that. 1.00

00:13:29 They give you the look like you're trying to get some pussy. 1.00

00:13:31 Yes. 1.00

00:13:31 Yes, bitch. 1.00

00:13:32 Yes. 1.00

00:13:33 Literally, you're boring. 0.91

00:13:34 If you didn't have a hole, I would literally do anything. 0.99

00:13:38 I would just disappear out of your life. 0.97

00:13:40 I would vanish. 1.00

00:13:40 Even if you were in a wheelchair, bitch. 1.00

00:13:43 Maybe not a wheelchair. 1.00

00:13:44 God is watching. 1.00

00:13:45 But yeah, women are very dumb, right? 1.00

00:13:47 And if I was a woman, I could give women game too. 1.00

00:13:50 Tease blue ball him for three weeks and he'll fall in love. 0.77

00:13:53 And I hate saying this because every time with a girl, they start going, 1.00

00:13:56 I'm the one who's going to do that. 1.00

00:13:57 No, bitch. 1.00

00:13:58 Get out. 1.00

00:13:58 You're not the one. 0.99

00:13:59 I'll kick you out. 1.00

00:14:01 But yeah, every girlfriend I ever had literally blue balled me.

00:14:05 And they were smart with game. 0.99

00:14:07 Most of my girlfriends, I fucked the first night. 0.97

00:14:10 That means you never respected them since day one. 0.99

00:14:15 Because bro, when they bring a girl, when a girl brings a 6'5 dude to his knees 1.00

00:14:19 and he's doing everything, getting zero pussy three weeks, 1.00

00:14:24 it's increasing the purity in my head of what I think she is. 0.99

00:14:28 And really, she's going, oh, I'm taming the dragon because that's all they want.

00:14:32 If they want a murderer that will kill anyone, the waiter, they hate everyone,

00:14:37 a rude guy, but treat her like a princess. 0.62

00:14:40 That's all they want because they're afraid of death so much.

00:14:42 They want like a weapon.

00:14:43 Gideon's calling.

00:14:45 Yeah, what up, man?

00:14:45 I'm streaming with Zerka.

00:14:47 I know.

00:14:48 I'm watching.

00:14:49 What's good, Zerka? 1.00

00:14:50 What's happening?

00:14:51 Gideon, give us some dating advice.

00:14:53 What you got?

00:14:54 Some dating advice?

00:14:55 Oh, wait.

00:14:56 Wait.

00:14:56 What's this one?

00:14:58 I just thought...

00:14:59 Wait, never mind.

00:15:00 What's dating about us on what?

00:15:02 On women, not men. 0.99

00:15:06 Oh, damn. 0.99

00:15:07 I mean... 1.00

00:15:08 Well, he raw dogs them with his big black cock, so he's... 1.00

00:15:11 Oh, he's on a bus? 1.00

00:15:13 Oh, you're on a bus? 0.51

00:15:14 Hey, why is my black friend at the back of the bus? 1.00

00:15:16 What the fuck is going on? 1.00

00:15:18 I am in the back of the bus. 1.00

00:15:20 That is crazy.

00:15:21 That's not cool.

00:15:22 I saw a liberal white woman in front of you, Gideon. 1.00

00:15:24 You tell her who's boss.

00:15:26 Huh?

00:15:27 All right.

00:15:27 Let me ask them.

00:15:28 Yeah.

00:15:29 Would any of you guys like to break a stereotype

00:15:30 and help me get into the front of the bus?

00:15:32 Yeah.

00:15:32 By any means necessary, Gideon.

00:15:35 No one said anything.

00:15:37 I'm staying my house.

00:15:38 So, why are you in a bus?

00:15:39 Like...

00:15:40 He's in the airport.

00:15:41 Oh.

00:15:43 Gideon always doing black guy stuff. 0.88

00:15:45 Yeah, you really are. 1.00

00:15:46 Like, you're always terrorizing these poor liberal white women. 1.00

00:15:49 Get off the bus, bro. 1.00

00:15:50 Get a skateboard.

00:15:53 I'm not rolling apart.

00:15:54 I'm not going to get off the bus.

00:15:56 All right, bro. 0.99

00:16:00 Go crazy. 0.98

00:16:00 Hey, he said WStream. 0.91

00:16:01 Yo, thanks to Dion.

00:16:06 What were we talking about?

00:16:07 Dating advice.

00:16:08 But see, if a girl makes you wait for a long time 0.99

00:16:11 and she's been fucked before, 1.00

00:16:12 this is why I want to marry you. 1.00

00:16:13 Oh, that's different.

00:16:14 Oh, no.

00:16:15 Oh, girl.

00:16:15 Oh, what?

00:16:16 No, no.

00:16:16 The ones who made me wait,

00:16:17 the whole time would be like, 0.99

00:16:18 nobody fucks you. 1.00

00:16:19 She will never fuck you, bro. 1.00

00:16:21 Don't waste your time. 1.00

00:16:22 And I go, oh, yeah.

00:16:22 No, you don't understand what I'm saying.

00:16:24 Like, the girls that make you, 1.00

00:16:25 like, try to play the hard to get thing 1.00

00:16:26 and they've been fucked. 0.99

00:16:28 It's like, it's just disrespectful. 1.00

00:16:29 That's just crazy.

00:16:30 Why are you making me wait

00:16:31 when you let that, 1.00

00:16:32 you suck to random guy's dick in the club 1.00

00:16:33 for some cocaine, you know? 1.00

00:16:35 Like, and you're going to put,

00:16:36 you're going to make me wait?

00:16:37 Like, I'm better than all these dudes.

00:16:39 That should just,

00:16:39 it doesn't make me, 1.00

00:16:40 I don't lose respect if I fuck you. 1.00

00:16:41 I tell them that to their face. 1.00

00:16:42 If I fuck her the first night, 1.00

00:16:43 it's like, yeah, you should. 1.00

00:16:45 You know?

00:16:45 Like, yeah.

00:16:46 Now, if she's known as a good girl in town,

00:16:49 oh, I'll wait.

00:16:51 I'll wait, bro.

00:16:52 I'll literally,

00:16:52 I could blue ball myself for a long time.

00:16:54 I'll wait.

00:16:55 I'll be loyal for that.

00:16:56 But how was a girl known as a good girl in town?

00:16:58 Well, that happened in 2016.

00:17:00 Now that never happened,

00:17:01 so I give up on that.

00:17:03 2016 wasn't that bad.

00:17:04 It wasn't, 1.00

00:17:04 it was whores, 1.00

00:17:05 but there were still some options. 0.99

00:17:07 And then OnlyFans came out.

00:17:10 Even if they don't have an OnlyFans,

00:17:12 they have a secret OnlyFans.

00:17:14 Yeah, it's just,

00:17:14 it's just like,

00:17:15 I don't feel like,

00:17:16 I don't know.

00:17:17 I don't lose respect 0.99

00:17:18 if I fuck a girl on the first night, really. 0.99

00:17:20 That's not a big deal. 0.99

00:17:21 Well, no, not anymore.

00:17:22 Me neither.

00:17:23 I already came with no respect now.

00:17:25 But if it's a good girl,

00:17:27 I'm thinking of like the good old days, bro.

00:17:28 What am I saying?

00:17:29 All right. 1.00

00:17:30 They're all whores now. 1.00

00:17:30 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:32 That's pretty a joke.

00:17:34 What is this? 0.98

00:17:35 Yo, didn't they fucking, 1.00

00:17:36 didn't they fucking put you 1.00

00:17:37 at the backseat of the bus, 1.00

00:17:38 those racists? 1.00

00:17:39 Saw that shit, bro. 1.00

00:17:41 They're dealing, 1.00

00:17:41 yo, you,

00:17:42 yo, Logan. 1.00

00:17:43 Logan, you little fucking cheese. 1.00

00:17:44 Why are you so amped up right now? 1.00

00:17:46 And you with the shiny teeth

00:17:47 just makes it funny. 0.99

00:17:48 Spring head ass, 1.00

00:17:49 fucking no hairline. 1.00

00:17:50 Bitch, I knock you out. 1.00

00:17:51 You ever do that to my nigga, 1.00

00:17:52 put him in the back of the bus, 1.00

00:17:53 you fucking little racist, 1.00

00:17:54 angling white boy. 1.00

00:17:55 Cuck, 1.00

00:17:56 you're a fucking cuck ass bitch 1.00

00:17:57 wearing a dress. 1.00

00:17:58 I knock your bitch ass out 1.00

00:18:00 like I've knocked out fucking Maylac. 1.00

00:18:02 You ever talk to my fucking black community 1.00

00:18:04 like that again? 1.00

00:18:04 This BLM,

00:18:05 this Malcolm X,

00:18:06 X, 1.00

00:18:06 X fucking your girl, 1.00

00:18:07 bitch. 1.00

00:18:08 When did I say this? 1.00

00:18:10 Oh my God.

00:18:11 You don't remember any of this stuff,

00:18:12 you're just cooking.

00:18:12 Am I that funny? 1.00

00:18:13 What the fuck? 1.00

00:18:14 Am I funnier than Dave Chappelle? 0.99

00:18:15 Lots of thanks for the fives.

00:18:16 Did Myron get cold feet

00:18:16 about having Nick on?

00:18:18 No,

00:18:18 Myron was sick that week,

00:18:19 but we'll see if he actually does.

00:18:20 Come on.

00:18:24 Okay.

00:18:25 No,

00:18:25 if Myron had Dawson on,

00:18:26 he'll have Nick on.

00:18:27 Like, 1.00

00:18:27 it's the same shit. 0.99

00:18:28 What do you think of this alpha tier list? 0.99

00:18:30 Are you on here?

00:18:31 No.

00:18:32 How did you not put Zerka on here?

00:18:34 Well,

00:18:35 I don't think I'm alpha.

00:18:36 Like, 0.98

00:18:36 I'm kind of like a fucking enemy guy, 0.99

00:18:38 bro. 1.00

00:18:38 I'm a nerd.

00:18:39 Pop Smoke and Brett Cooper?

00:18:41 That's almost the greatest fall time.

00:18:43 Kanye,

00:18:43 then Pop.

00:18:44 Pop Smoke was Muslim. 0.99

00:18:46 Really?

00:18:47 Yeah.

00:18:47 Whoa.

00:18:48 He said,

00:18:48 Asalaamu Alaikum.

00:18:49 Omar Khos Paidu.

00:18:50 Oh,

00:18:50 but I thought he was just singing,

00:18:52 bro.

00:18:52 Talk to the general.

00:18:53 Well,

00:18:53 a lot of the woos 1.00

00:18:55 and like that gang, 0.96

00:18:55 a lot of the black dudes 0.51

00:18:57 in Brooklyn are, 0.90

00:18:57 you know, 0.85

00:18:58 prison Muslims. 1.00

00:18:59 You know how it goes. 0.99

00:19:00 Okay.

00:19:01 Can we get into this,

00:19:02 into this grilling video?

00:19:05 It's your stream,

00:19:06 bro.

00:19:06 Chad,

00:19:07 I want to see,

00:19:07 I want to see Zerka 1.00

00:19:08 on this show so bad.

00:19:13 Chad,

00:19:13 type a one if you already saw this too,

00:19:15 if you didn't.

00:19:16 Because I want to go analyze it.

00:19:17 Wait, wait,

00:19:17 cigarette break.

00:19:18 Cigarette break.

00:19:19 Okay,

00:19:19 go ahead.

00:19:20 Well,

00:19:20 I do want you to,

00:19:21 11K,

00:19:22 I want you to analyze my game here

00:19:25 and see how I did.

00:19:26 And maybe you can pick up some tactics.

00:19:26 Chad,

00:19:26 yo,

00:19:26 rate the stream out of 10,

00:19:28 but be critical

00:19:28 because we actually get better.

00:19:29 You've been cooking.

00:19:30 You're carrying right now.

00:19:31 One time,

00:19:31 I believe,

00:19:32 Chad,

00:19:33 rate it out of 10,

00:19:34 but don't be that 10 out of 10 cringe.

00:19:36 Okay,

00:19:36 mostly twos.

00:19:37 Mostly twos.

00:19:38 You guys haven't really seen this yet.

00:19:41 Okay.

00:19:43 Zerka's taking a little break.

00:19:45 He's carrying right now.

00:19:49 So you got,

00:19:50 I want,

00:19:50 I want to watch this.

00:19:51 I want to react to this.

00:19:51 We got Myron pulling up in a bit.

00:19:53 I want to see some more videos in the discord.

00:19:55 Click the link in the description

00:19:55 for the new discord

00:19:57 and the new telegram.

00:19:58 I want to watch some stuff with him.

00:20:07 She was interested in your head game.

00:20:08 Okay.

00:20:09 Well,

00:20:09 for the most,

00:20:10 I would say 60, 0.66

00:20:11 40,

00:20:11 people already saw it.

00:20:12 Nine out of 11.

00:20:13 Haha.

00:20:13 Nine out of 10.

00:20:16 We're just getting started too.

00:20:17 This is just the intro.

00:20:17 I have a lot of videos I want to watch.

00:20:18 Actually something that I've got to say,

00:20:27 I'll give you one more.

00:20:27 Hello?

00:20:28 Yo,

00:20:28 chap,

00:20:29 if you ever have a stale conversation with a girl,

00:20:32 remember, 0.97

00:20:33 sex is toxic. 0.92

00:20:34 Like, 1.00

00:20:34 you bitch, 1.00

00:20:35 you know? 1.00

00:20:35 So they can't see you as a nice guy

00:20:37 because there's no arousal there,

00:20:38 right?

00:20:39 So an easy thing to do

00:20:41 if you just meet her 1.00

00:20:42 is you call her a pussy. 1.00

00:20:44 You'd be like, 1.00

00:20:44 man, 1.00

00:20:44 you're a pussy. 1.00

00:20:45 You don't say bad words. 1.00

00:20:46 Like,

00:20:46 can I call you something?

00:20:47 And then on the phone call,

00:20:49 she'd be like,

00:20:49 yeah,

00:20:49 you can say it.

00:20:50 You know,

00:20:50 you can gauge that yourself.

00:20:52 That's your job.

00:20:53 And then you go, 1.00

00:20:54 you have a little fucking whore. 1.00

00:20:55 And then she's going to call you a whore 1.00

00:20:56 and immediately it spikes arousal 1.00

00:20:58 and gets you away from small talk.

00:21:00 You need her to call you. 1.00

00:21:01 What do you do when she calls you a whore? 1.00

00:21:03 I say, 1.00

00:21:05 I like that. 1.00

00:21:05 What the fuck? 1.00

00:21:06 That's good. 1.00

00:21:07 That means you're going to fuck her. 1.00

00:21:08 What the hell? 1.00

00:21:08 You like when a girl calls you a whore? 1.00

00:21:10 Dude, 1.00

00:21:11 if they're talking dirty, 1.00

00:21:13 I'm about to fuck. 1.00

00:21:14 If they're talking nice, 1.00

00:21:16 I'm never fucking. 0.94

00:21:17 Obviously. 0.90

00:21:17 But what's the immediate response?

00:21:19 Because you don't want her

00:21:20 to have any level of power

00:21:21 and be degraded.

00:21:22 If you watch all my million clips with girls,

00:21:25 I've never responded to a woman's insult, 1.00

00:21:27 right?

00:21:28 I'll smile.

00:21:28 I'll be dismissive

00:21:29 because I genuinely instinctively think

00:21:31 they're inferior,

00:21:32 right?

00:21:33 Like it doesn't hurt me.

00:21:34 If they was Zerka, 1.00

00:21:35 you're a whore. 1.00

00:21:36 So embrace the misogyny. 1.00

00:21:37 No,

00:21:37 I go, 1.00

00:21:37 am I a bad whore? 0.99

00:21:39 Like I'll never actually say, 1.00

00:21:40 no bitch, 1.00

00:21:41 you're a whore 1.00

00:21:41 because then that's assuming 1.00

00:21:42 she's on my level

00:21:43 that I got hit.

00:21:44 I have to hit back.

00:21:45 Right,

00:21:45 right,

00:21:45 right.

00:21:46 And I genuinely think

00:21:47 I'm better than them.

00:21:48 Like they're not that rare.

00:21:49 A million of these girls 1.00

00:21:50 go on fresh and fit

00:21:51 and nothing happens.

00:21:52 I go on once,

00:21:53 I take over the algorithm.

00:21:54 Women, 1.00

00:21:55 I know they're under me. 1.00

00:21:56 These bitches are under me, 1.00

00:21:58 right? 1.00

00:22:00 Use the misogyny.

00:22:02 Yeah,

00:22:02 I've noticed Neeko 1.00

00:22:03 always responds to a jab

00:22:05 like a boxer.

00:22:06 Like he has to jab back.

00:22:07 You agitate.

00:22:08 Yeah,

00:22:08 you're right.

00:22:09 You're right.

00:22:10 I'm the only one that goes,

00:22:11 I was a little girl.

00:22:12 Their tactics never work

00:22:13 when they try to make fun of,

00:22:14 I noticed that when he's

00:22:15 on fresh and fit,

00:22:15 they try to make fun of his teeth

00:22:16 or something like that 0.96

00:22:17 or call him a cokehead 0.99

00:22:18 and it's just an insult 0.99

00:22:19 from a girl.

00:22:19 It doesn't even,

00:22:21 you don't even have to dodge it.

00:22:22 It doesn't hurt.

00:22:22 It doesn't attack him at all.

00:22:23 It's just,

00:22:24 it's nothing.

00:22:25 Me,

00:22:25 I'll get caught up

00:22:26 in all these petty arguments 1.00

00:22:26 with these whores 1.00

00:22:27 because I'm like, 1.00

00:22:28 they'll be like,

00:22:29 you're not masculine.

00:22:30 I'm like,

00:22:30 yeah,

00:22:30 you're not,

00:22:31 like I'm going back and forth

00:22:32 as if she's an equal.

00:22:34 That is how I get caught up

00:22:35 in those,

00:22:35 in those pointless arguments.

00:22:37 If she asks you a hard question

00:22:38 like she's trying to trip you up

00:22:39 so she goes, 1.00

00:22:40 you fuck a lot of girls, 1.00

00:22:41 Zerka. 1.00

00:22:42 Always go like this.

00:22:43 Zerka, 1.00

00:22:44 you fuck a lot of girls, 1.00

00:22:44 right? 1.00

00:22:45 I know you do.

00:22:46 I go like this.

00:22:48 Hmm.

00:22:49 Hmm.

00:22:52 Dismissive.

00:22:53 No,

00:22:53 no,

00:22:53 I go,

00:22:54 hmm.

00:22:55 No,

00:22:56 no,

00:22:56 I don't.

00:22:57 And legit,

00:22:57 what you're doing there

00:22:59 is you're answering

00:22:59 on your own time

00:23:00 and she,

00:23:01 you know women have anxiety. 0.78

00:23:03 She needs a million questions.

00:23:05 Don't answer.

00:23:06 You did this.

00:23:06 You did that.

00:23:07 And you're answering,

00:23:08 you're building her anxiety. 1.00

00:23:09 She won't fuck you. 1.00

00:23:10 Decelerate her to zero. 1.00

00:23:12 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:23:13 You literally need to decelerate her 1.00

00:23:15 to fuck her. 1.00

00:23:16 If she goes a thousand questions 1.00

00:23:18 and you're firing them back,

00:23:20 on podcasts you can do that. 1.00

00:23:21 If you're trying to fuck her, 1.00

00:23:22 don't, 1.00

00:23:22 right?

00:23:23 Literally get her 0.54

00:23:24 the sleepiest state

00:23:25 she can be in,

00:23:26 right?

00:23:26 Like literally bore her to death

00:23:28 when she's,

00:23:29 when her anxiety's high

00:23:30 and call her out. 1.00

00:23:31 Like,

00:23:31 yo,

00:23:31 I'm not here to babysit 1.00

00:23:32 your fucking gay ass anxiety. 1.00

00:23:33 I know I'm good looking, 1.00

00:23:34 like get over it.

00:23:35 And then they snap out of it,

00:23:36 right?

00:23:37 Honesty is the best policy,

00:23:38 right?

00:23:40 Thanks for the 50.

00:23:41 Bellator PG,

00:23:42 big 50.

00:23:43 Zirko is dropping some gems.

00:23:44 The one down

00:23:45 when Meijer gets in,

00:23:46 W stream.

00:23:46 I'll give all the gems.

00:23:48 Another thing,

00:23:49 if you want a hose,

00:23:50 never say anything,

00:23:51 right?

00:23:52 Let's say we're on the street.

00:23:53 I was bouncing,

00:23:54 I have the earpiece,

00:23:55 everything's cool,

00:23:56 Zirko,

00:23:56 you can go for a cigarette.

00:23:57 I see girls,

00:23:58 I go,

00:23:59 hey.

00:24:00 Now this is what they do.

00:24:02 They go,

00:24:03 hey.

00:24:03 Hey.

00:24:05 Hey.

00:24:05 And then I walk away.

00:24:06 And then eventually,

00:24:07 they come to me, 1.00

00:24:08 but the whores, 1.00

00:24:09 I go, 1.00

00:24:09 hey.

00:24:10 They go,

00:24:10 hey.

00:24:11 It's literally a mating call,

00:24:12 right?

00:24:14 The ones I went for

00:24:15 were shy,

00:24:15 petite,

00:24:16 small.

00:24:16 Or just come here, 1.00

00:24:17 bitch. 1.00

00:24:17 I'm scary. 1.00

00:24:19 So immediately,

00:24:20 because I know psychology, 1.00

00:24:21 I would study this shit, 1.00

00:24:22 watch it. 1.00

00:24:23 I would like,

00:24:24 she's this big,

00:24:25 she's this big,

00:24:25 right?

00:24:26 Yeah, yeah.

00:24:26 I talk to a lot of these bigs.

00:24:27 I know I'll never pick her up.

00:24:29 I could spend an hour

00:24:30 making her laugh.

00:24:31 She's just on guard.

00:24:32 So I would always be like this.

00:24:35 Hey,

00:24:35 hurry,

00:24:35 hurry.

00:24:36 And I'd be in my uniform

00:24:37 to go,

00:24:38 oh,

00:24:38 what does he want,

00:24:38 right?

00:24:39 I'll be like this.

00:24:39 I'm in my shoe.

00:24:41 Don't give me your number.

00:24:42 You're so cute.

00:24:43 Right?

00:24:43 Hurry,

00:24:44 hurry.

00:24:44 My manager's coming.

00:24:45 I got to go to work.

00:24:46 And literally,

00:24:46 they always give the number

00:24:48 when I'm looking up at them.

00:24:50 If I ever did,

00:24:51 hey man,

00:24:52 you're too cute.

00:24:52 Give me your number. 0.96

00:24:52 You scare the shit out of me. 0.98

00:24:53 This is no way, 0.98

00:24:56 bro.

00:24:57 And my buddies would be like,

00:24:58 oh,

00:24:58 Zerk,

00:24:58 I got to shoot nine times 0.77

00:25:00 in 10 minutes. 1.00

00:25:00 He's fucking killing it. 1.00

00:25:02 Right? 1.00

00:25:03 Again,

00:25:04 also,

00:25:04 if you're talking to a girl,

00:25:05 right?

00:25:06 Every time she's like laughing

00:25:07 and leaning into you,

00:25:08 like stop,

00:25:09 you lean away.

00:25:11 Every,

00:25:11 guys go in close.

00:25:12 They go,

00:25:12 oh,

00:25:13 really?

00:25:13 Creepy.

00:25:13 It's not good,

00:25:14 bro.

00:25:15 Literally,

00:25:15 always lean away.

00:25:17 Always.

00:25:18 Neutral or lean away.

00:25:19 And if she's talking,

00:25:20 look other places,

00:25:21 like you're distracted.

00:25:22 And she goes,

00:25:23 well,

00:25:23 you're not paying attention.

00:25:24 I go,

00:25:24 no,

00:25:24 you're boring me.

00:25:26 When you say you're boring me,

00:25:27 they don't leave.

00:25:29 They go,

00:25:29 I need your validation.

00:25:31 Before I leave Zerka,

00:25:32 I have to prove I'm interesting.

00:25:33 Right.

00:25:33 And it works with men too.

00:25:37 How did you learn this?

00:25:38 Freud?

00:25:39 I read a lot of illegal books.

00:25:42 Let's just say that.

00:25:43 They're very sexist books.

00:25:45 And,

00:25:45 oh,

00:25:46 also another thing.

00:25:48 If you look scary like me,

00:25:49 you notice my body language is very flamboyant.

00:25:53 And you'll see Andrew Tate,

00:25:54 and a lot of people are good at this.

00:25:56 Well,

00:25:56 he's like 10% of me.

00:25:58 You'll see me do really,

00:26:00 really slow movements.

00:26:01 So I'm like,

00:26:03 Ashley,

00:26:04 stop.

00:26:05 You see how flamboyant that was?

00:26:07 Yeah.

00:26:07 But it brings her anxiety down

00:26:09 because a scary guy.

00:26:10 Now,

00:26:10 if I did,

00:26:11 yo,

00:26:11 Ashley,

00:26:12 never do that.

00:26:13 You just spike my anxiety.

00:26:14 Everything's slow,

00:26:15 blink slow. 1.00

00:26:16 Everything's dumb blonde about you. 1.00

00:26:18 But if you're a small guy, 0.99

00:26:19 you kind of have to be more,

00:26:20 you know?

00:26:21 You have to play it.

00:26:22 You have to play it up.

00:26:23 So you're giving,

00:26:23 you're giving six feet plus advice right now.

00:26:25 Well,

00:26:26 no,

00:26:27 I think it's advice for everyone

00:26:29 because no matter who you are,

00:26:30 you're scaring her.

00:26:31 Like,

00:26:31 they're always scared,

00:26:32 right?

00:26:34 There's a lot of guys that girls,

00:26:35 that's why it's called,

00:26:36 you're scaring the hoes. 1.00

00:26:37 Like,

00:26:37 the one thing you don't want to do

00:26:38 is scare them.

00:26:39 Okay,

00:26:39 but there's a difference between

00:26:39 creeping them out and scaring them,

00:26:41 like intimidating them.

00:26:45 Casual,

00:26:46 nonchalant,

00:26:47 direct,

00:26:48 dismissive.

00:26:49 And it's got to be like,

00:26:50 hey,

00:26:51 you're cute.

00:26:52 And give me your number.

00:26:54 And then you go,

00:26:54 like,

00:26:57 like you almost forgot you asked

00:26:58 or you texted someone else

00:26:59 in the middle of that.

00:27:00 It has to be that.

00:27:02 That's the best way to do it.

00:27:04 If you do,

00:27:05 I like you.

00:27:06 That's terrifying,

00:27:07 right?

00:27:08 And literally,

00:27:08 I'd open with,

00:27:09 man,

00:27:09 my phone is freezing

00:27:10 from all the girls texting me.

00:27:13 And then they'd laugh.

00:27:14 They'd be like,

00:27:14 oh,

00:27:14 I thought your phone was actually freezing. 1.00

00:27:16 You're a fucking idiot. 1.00

00:27:17 And then immediately they go, 1.00

00:27:18 yeah,

00:27:18 he has options.

00:27:19 He's got game.

00:27:19 He's comedic.

00:27:21 But if I just go ahead,

00:27:22 give me your number.

00:27:23 She goes, 1.00

00:27:23 who the fuck? 1.00

00:27:24 What if this guy got slapped 1.00

00:27:25 for being a creep?

00:27:26 Doesn't know anything about me.

00:27:27 So,

00:27:28 yeah.

00:27:29 And another thing is uniform.

00:27:31 Like,

00:27:31 if you're dressed like a drug dealer, 0.96

00:27:33 my buddies and I would go in hoodies 0.91

00:27:35 and they'd be afraid of us.

00:27:36 One time we went semi-formal, 0.99

00:27:38 we picked up every whore in the club. 1.00

00:27:40 We dressed up like Bill Gates 0.99

00:27:41 with a sweater over a,

00:27:43 we looked so proper.

00:27:45 So proper.

00:27:45 So that's better than looking

00:27:46 like a drug dealer.

00:27:47 Yeah.

00:27:47 So why do girls always go 1.00

00:27:48 after drug dealers?

00:27:49 Oh,

00:27:49 and yo,

00:27:49 another manipulation tactic I do.

00:27:51 You know,

00:27:52 Arab?

00:27:53 Yeah. 0.94

00:27:53 I got him laid in a lay

00:27:54 in two seconds

00:27:55 and he's like,

00:27:55 you're literally a genius.

00:27:57 He's went on a stream,

00:27:57 said Zerka's the best.

00:27:58 This is what I did.

00:27:59 I bump into him

00:28:00 and I knew he was in the club.

00:28:02 I bump into him.

00:28:03 Oh, 1.00

00:28:03 fuck, 1.00

00:28:03 dude, 1.00

00:28:03 you,

00:28:04 you,

00:28:04 can I have one photo,

00:28:05 bro?

00:28:05 I'm not weird.

00:28:06 One photo.

00:28:06 And the girl next to him was like,

00:28:08 who's that?

00:28:09 Yeah.

00:28:09 And she's like,

00:28:09 how's this stud

00:28:10 who looks like he has

00:28:11 a million subs

00:28:12 doing that to Arab?

00:28:13 Literally,

00:28:14 he got laid down

00:28:14 and he's like,

00:28:15 thank you so much.

00:28:16 Kendall said, 0.97

00:28:16 I'm the best wingman.

00:28:17 Mike,

00:28:18 all of them.

00:28:19 Right?

00:28:19 So,

00:28:20 yeah.

00:28:21 And,

00:28:21 or this one,

00:28:22 do you know who he is?

00:28:24 And she goes,

00:28:24 no,

00:28:25 who's Sneak though?

00:28:26 And you go like this.

00:28:28 So never mind.

00:28:30 And she goes,

00:28:31 her mind feels,

00:28:32 her mind goes to the maximum. 1.00

00:28:33 She's so dumb. 1.00

00:28:35 She needs, 1.00

00:28:35 now she's completely involved.

00:28:36 She finds out it's a dude

00:28:37 talking about trans people.

00:28:39 Hey,

00:28:40 and I have you on.

00:28:42 Andrew,

00:28:42 thanks for the 20.

00:28:43 This is my second ever donor.

00:28:44 Go crazy.

00:28:44 Sneak though, 0.97

00:28:44 you bring it up.

00:28:45 Zerka has made entertainment

00:28:46 so much better.

00:28:46 Catholic all the way.

00:28:48 Islam is the one true religion,

00:28:49 but I appreciate your dedication

00:28:50 to whatever you,

00:28:51 God build.

00:28:52 Thanks for the five.

00:28:53 Zerka,

00:28:53 give us the book list for this.

00:28:54 Yeah.

00:28:54 What's the illegal book list?

00:28:58 It doesn't matter.

00:28:59 They're like 500 pages 1.00

00:29:00 of boring shit. 1.00

00:29:02 So how do you, 1.00

00:29:03 you,

00:29:03 how do you have an attention span

00:29:04 to read all of that?

00:29:05 The book is only 20% of my game.

00:29:07 80% of it is living in the club.

00:29:09 It's having the experience.

00:29:10 Right,

00:29:11 right,

00:29:11 right.

00:29:12 Yeah.

00:29:12 There's a lot of people

00:29:12 that are going to be like,

00:29:13 there's a bartender right now

00:29:14 that's probably a little better

00:29:15 than me because I'm kind

00:29:17 of out of it.

00:29:18 You know,

00:29:18 if you're living in the club,

00:29:19 you are sharp with a need.

00:29:21 It's just that the comedy

00:29:22 really also,

00:29:24 bro,

00:29:24 if you're having trouble

00:29:25 being funny,

00:29:26 be more honest.

00:29:28 She will laugh.

00:29:29 If you're having trouble,

00:29:30 also swim upstream.

00:29:31 When you're politically incorrect,

00:29:33 even if it's a liberal

00:29:34 Starbucks worker, 1.00

00:29:36 she'll suck your dick. 1.00

00:29:37 When you're being politically 1.00

00:29:38 incorrect,

00:29:39 what you're telling her is,

00:29:40 I'm not afraid of the government

00:29:41 coming to kill us all.

00:29:43 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:29:44 Also,

00:29:45 another thing, 1.00

00:29:45 fucking her is not 1.00

00:29:46 politically correct. 1.00

00:29:48 Right?

00:29:48 If she associates you

00:29:50 with PC political correctness,

00:29:51 she's not around.

00:29:53 If she associates you

00:29:54 with choking her,

00:29:55 right?

00:29:55 Yeah,

00:29:59 Chad,

00:30:00 the book is not

00:30:01 the book list.

00:30:01 They're testing over

00:30:02 the book list now.

00:30:02 The biggest one network,

00:30:04 the biggest one.

00:30:06 Never,

00:30:07 ever

00:30:08 give different energy 0.65

00:30:09 to the ugly friends 0.99

00:30:10 she has. 1.00

00:30:12 Those bitches 1.00

00:30:13 will turn into 1.00

00:30:13 the biggest 0.63

00:30:14 cock blocks. 0.99

00:30:16 Give the hot one 1.00

00:30:17 the same energy

00:30:18 as the fat one. 0.58

00:30:19 Spend way more time 0.99

00:30:20 on the fat one. 0.90

00:30:21 Laugh with her.

00:30:22 Drink with her.

00:30:22 Party with her.

00:30:23 And the hot one,

00:30:24 you get her after

00:30:25 45 minutes

00:30:26 of partying 0.98

00:30:26 with the fat one, 0.97

00:30:27 taking pictures 0.98

00:30:28 of the fat one.

00:30:28 What happens

00:30:29 when you're focusing

00:30:29 on the fat one

00:30:30 and then somebody

00:30:30 gets the hot one? 0.97

00:30:32 The hot one

00:30:33 will always upgrade

00:30:34 to the best dude.

00:30:35 That's why I literally go,

00:30:36 give me your number

00:30:37 and I leave her alone

00:30:38 for two hours.

00:30:39 She goes,

00:30:39 whoa,

00:30:39 he's the only one

00:30:40 who's dancing.

00:30:40 Even if she's dancing

00:30:41 with other guys,

00:30:41 you don't need to worry

00:30:42 about that.

00:30:42 Just let her go. 0.56

00:30:43 I get really jealous

00:30:44 so I don't look.

00:30:45 I know it's a stranger.

00:30:46 I get jealous

00:30:46 for a stranger

00:30:47 but I don't look at that

00:30:48 because if I get angry 1.00

00:30:49 I'm a little fucking whore. 1.00

00:30:52 So I don't look 1.00

00:30:53 and they don't dance.

00:30:55 I don't go for those.

00:30:55 I will go for the more

00:30:56 bougie ones

00:30:56 but I get the number

00:30:58 and then I'm the only guy

00:31:00 in the night

00:31:00 that didn't hover.

00:31:02 Everyone else is hovering.

00:31:03 Hey, do you want to drink?

00:31:03 She goes,

00:31:04 oh, this guy actually left me.

00:31:06 Right?

00:31:06 And then I'll go make sure

00:31:07 she sees my social values high.

00:31:09 I'm with friends

00:31:09 and girls

00:31:10 and I make sure

00:31:11 that she goes,

00:31:12 I can't tell

00:31:13 which one Zerka likes.

00:31:14 He's literally talking

00:31:15 to nine of the girls

00:31:16 there the same way.

00:31:18 Right?

00:31:18 He's laughing with all of them

00:31:19 and when she can't tell,

00:31:21 right?

00:31:21 Sometimes I even remind them.

00:31:22 I go,

00:31:23 at the end of the night

00:31:23 I'll text them

00:31:24 and I'll be like,

00:31:24 you're the one I take home.

00:31:25 Okay?

00:31:25 So I'm just going to talk 1.00

00:31:26 to these ugly bitches 1.00

00:31:27 and she'll laugh. 1.00

00:31:28 Right?

00:31:29 So depends how direct

00:31:30 you want to be. 1.00

00:31:31 White bitches, 1.00

00:31:32 hyper direct, 1.00

00:31:32 easiest to fuck. 1.00

00:31:34 Arab bitches is like 1.00

00:31:35 a little harder 1.00

00:31:37 but then I look like them

00:31:38 so it's easy for me.

00:31:40 I don't go for Asian. 1.00

00:31:43 Latino are my favorite

00:31:44 because they literally like me. 1.00

00:31:46 Like they pull knives and shit. 1.00

00:31:47 Yeah, it's just that 1.00

00:31:48 you're addicted to the drama.

00:31:49 You're definitely addicted

00:31:49 to the drama.

00:31:50 You want to do that, bro.

00:31:51 Maybe I was in the past

00:31:53 but it's not something

00:31:53 I want to focus on.

00:31:55 Like it's a waste of energy

00:31:55 and time and it's just

00:31:56 not something that's worthwhile

00:31:57 in a relationship.

00:31:58 It's the level of loyalty

00:31:59 you get from a Latina.

00:32:00 Like a white girl 1.00

00:32:01 can be super loyal 1.00

00:32:02 but sometimes she fucks up 1.00

00:32:04 with your optics. 0.97

00:32:05 You go,

00:32:05 oh my bad.

00:32:06 But Latina will not. 1.00

00:32:07 She would look at her feet

00:32:08 if another guy talks to her. 0.52

00:32:10 So hot.

00:32:10 Excellent stream as always.

00:32:12 Thank you Flying Raptors.

00:32:13 Sneeko,

00:32:14 Zerka's been cooking

00:32:14 non-stop lately.

00:32:15 Women want some level 1.00

00:32:16 of adventure and comedy.

00:32:17 Just don't overdo it.

00:32:18 Hygiene is not important too.

00:32:19 Yeah, basic advice.

00:32:20 Don't smell bad.

00:32:21 Everybody knows that.

00:32:23 What I like what he's

00:32:23 talking about right now.

00:32:24 He's cooking with the psychology

00:32:25 of it.

00:32:25 The push and pull.

00:32:27 One thing I just like

00:32:28 definitely internalized

00:32:29 was how when a girl's laughing 0.85

00:32:30 don't lean in.

00:32:31 Don't match her energy.

00:32:33 Always keep your own energy

00:32:34 to yourself.

00:32:35 Make her succumb to your energy. 0.98

00:32:38 Absorb her.

00:32:38 So when she leans in and laughs

00:32:39 if you lean in too

00:32:40 because like oh look

00:32:41 I'm getting a laugh.

00:32:42 Now it's equal

00:32:43 and she has nothing else to chase.

00:32:44 Women want to chase 1.00

00:32:45 just as much as we do.

00:32:46 So lean back

00:32:47 and let her earn it.

00:32:48 Okay, cook, cook, cook. 0.99

00:32:50 Mirror her energy

00:32:51 and body language.

00:32:52 You just said the opposite

00:32:53 when she's giggling lean back.

00:32:55 Oh, well that's when

00:32:56 you're winning her over.

00:32:57 When you meet her

00:32:57 if she's like closed up

00:32:59 like if she's like this

00:33:00 at the club, right?

00:33:01 This is what I do.

00:33:03 Yo, and I tap her like this. 1.00

00:33:05 And then she turns around

00:33:06 right?

00:33:07 Like this.

00:33:07 And I go like this

00:33:09 as in come lean close

00:33:10 but I don't look at her.

00:33:11 A lot of guys look

00:33:12 come here.

00:33:12 That's really scary.

00:33:14 Don't do that.

00:33:14 Right?

00:33:15 She comes close.

00:33:16 Hello.

00:33:18 That guy 1.00

00:33:19 looks like a pedophile. 0.99

00:33:21 And she starts laughing so hard 0.99

00:33:23 like I'll choose one dude

00:33:24 and snipe out a liberal. 0.99

00:33:25 So she, you know what I mean?

00:33:26 Yeah.

00:33:27 And then she goes

00:33:27 whoa, I thought he was going

00:33:28 to ask for my number.

00:33:29 And then I tap her like this

00:33:30 and I go

00:33:30 that one too?

00:33:33 That one?

00:33:34 That one?

00:33:35 And she goes

00:33:36 oh, he literally

00:33:36 doesn't want me to talk

00:33:37 to any guy at the bar.

00:33:38 You know?

00:33:39 And then she starts laughing.

00:33:40 Right?

00:33:41 And then I'll lean back

00:33:42 on my phone like this 1.00

00:33:43 and the bitch stays there 1.00

00:33:44 all night. 1.00

00:33:45 Like is he ever going

00:33:46 to talk to me again?

00:33:46 That's what I'm saying.

00:33:47 You're agree with me.

00:33:48 Yeah, I go like this.

00:33:49 I go like this.

00:33:50 I tap it with my leg.

00:33:51 Right?

00:33:51 I go like this.

00:33:52 Another one.

00:33:54 From way back here.

00:33:56 So now we're homies.

00:33:57 But I don't lean forward

00:33:58 every single time.

00:33:59 And if it makes Sneeko laugh 1.00

00:34:00 the dumb bitches laugh 1.00

00:34:01 way harder. 1.00

00:34:05 That's good.

00:34:06 Nobody cares, Zerker.

00:34:07 Bro, he's cooking right now.

00:34:08 I might even get a lot of you.

00:34:13 Pick up is so easy.

00:34:14 Okay?

00:34:15 Enter the archety...

00:34:16 Pick up is so easy.

00:34:17 Enter the archetype

00:34:18 of her older brother.

00:34:20 Pick her up.

00:34:21 Immediately that week...

00:34:22 Become her dad.

00:34:22 Become her dad. 1.00

00:34:23 You know your shit. 1.00

00:34:24 Damn, man. 1.00

00:34:25 If you become her boyfriend 1.00

00:34:26 you get cheated on.

00:34:27 If you become her husband 0.68

00:34:28 you get cheated on.

00:34:29 You literally got to

00:34:30 become her dad

00:34:30 until you switch to husband

00:34:32 years down.

00:34:35 Hello?

00:34:37 Yo, you're a cute guy.

00:34:39 You're a cute guy too. 1.00

00:34:40 I want to fuck you. 1.00

00:34:42 Okay, I don't know why you... 1.00

00:34:45 I play RiceGum a lot.

00:34:47 Get me really tight

00:34:49 because he...

00:34:49 I'm never gonna beat

00:34:51 these fall-off allegations,

00:34:52 chat.

00:34:53 I'm never gonna beat him,

00:34:54 chat.

00:34:55 RiceGum didn't fall off,

00:34:57 you know,

00:34:57 saying this was,

00:34:58 you know,

00:34:59 he didn't fall off.

00:35:02 They ain't believe in us.

00:35:04 God did.

00:35:05 That's all you real love

00:35:07 when you broke.

00:35:08 That's all I'm afraid love

00:35:08 when you rich.

00:35:09 I think I reached in a piece.

00:35:11 Spished it all and got steep.

00:35:13 Made it all back in the minute.

00:35:14 Do you think men are impor-

00:35:23 I've seen all these.

00:35:25 Pride month is tomorrow, chat.

00:35:26 How are you celebrating?

00:35:27 Jack, did you change your mind

00:35:41 on Alex Jones

00:35:42 or are we still on board with him?

00:35:43 A lot of you guys

00:35:44 have been calling him a fed recently.

00:35:46 I want to have him on

00:35:47 really bad on the stream.

00:35:50 What has he evolved to?

00:35:51 He's getting the anime community

00:35:52 with this.

00:35:53 If you guys don't understand

00:35:54 the tactics

00:35:54 like you're just too much

00:35:55 of a fan and not

00:35:56 think about it analytically.

00:35:57 Like why else would you do that? 0.96

00:36:02 They're not all dorks 0.99

00:36:03 but many are. 0.87

00:36:05 Okay.

00:36:06 I want to get into this

00:36:07 into this grilling video.

00:36:08 This is a perfect segue

00:36:09 from what we were just talking about.

00:36:13 He went into the room.

00:36:15 I wonder what he's doing.

00:36:17 I wonder what he's doing.

00:36:19 Seagull Fixer audio.

00:36:20 Chad, is audio good or no?

00:36:22 What's wrong?

00:36:23 Test, test, test.

00:36:24 What's wrong with the audio chat?

00:36:28 Oh, my PC's too loud.

00:36:29 Okay, okay, okay.

00:36:37 Oh, my bad.

00:36:38 The headphones are too loud.

00:36:39 Okay.

00:36:39 Audio's fine.

00:36:40 All right, cool, cool.

00:36:41 Did you guys add anything

00:36:42 for Myron to come through?

00:36:47 Yeah, there's the new ABBA video

00:36:48 or whatever.

00:36:50 Let's see.

00:36:51 Which, what do you think

00:36:52 is good from this list?

00:36:56 Check Myron IG story.

00:36:57 You going to listen?

00:37:11 I already saw this.

00:37:13 Bro, there's nothing good in here

00:37:14 for Myron.

00:37:16 You guys need to step your game up

00:37:17 for the Myron videos

00:37:18 or we can just talk.

00:37:20 I want to see,

00:37:21 do IRL pick up with Zerka?

00:37:22 I think he's going to do that tomorrow.

00:37:24 Well, I mean,

00:37:26 to be fair,

00:37:27 all my clips are IRL pick up.

00:37:29 I used to get paid

00:37:29 like $1,000 per pick up

00:37:31 and I'll do like

00:37:32 eight-second pickups

00:37:33 and the people are like,

00:37:34 these are scripted.

00:37:35 So, I'd make chat

00:37:36 direct me where to go,

00:37:38 who to talk to.

00:37:38 So, I'd walk for like

00:37:39 20 minutes

00:37:40 and they'd be like,

00:37:41 her,

00:37:41 like randomly down the road.

00:37:43 And,

00:37:44 like there's so much

00:37:46 online footage of me doing that.

00:37:47 There's no point,

00:37:48 like people watching

00:37:49 for entertainment.

00:37:50 I think the guys

00:37:51 in my Discord

00:37:52 who copy me,

00:37:53 they're like,

00:37:53 you're so right about that.

00:37:55 I had Elijah,

00:37:57 my moderator,

00:37:58 right?

00:37:58 My best black moderator,

00:38:00 right?

00:38:02 He says,

00:38:02 Zerka,

00:38:02 you literally

00:38:03 have the best advice

00:38:04 because I did exactly

00:38:05 what you said.

00:38:06 You come to a girl's apartment, 1.00

00:38:07 the first thing you do

00:38:09 is like this.

00:38:10 You sit down?

00:38:13 Amy.

00:38:17 Amy,

00:38:17 give me some water,

00:38:18 will you?

00:38:19 And you start asking her

00:38:20 for favors.

00:38:21 She brings you water 0.98

00:38:22 immediately in her head.

00:38:25 Why am I bringing him water?

00:38:26 Is he like

00:38:27 my husband or something?

00:38:28 And don't back down

00:38:29 when she says,

00:38:30 get it yourself.

00:38:30 Come on, 1.00

00:38:31 be a fucking good host. 1.00

00:38:32 Make her do favors. 1.00

00:38:33 Like,

00:38:34 put her to work.

00:38:34 How do you get past 1.00

00:38:35 that shit test 1.00

00:38:36 when she says, 1.00

00:38:36 oh,

00:38:36 be a good host?

00:38:37 I say, 1.00

00:38:38 this place sucks. 1.00

00:38:39 That's the truth. 0.99

00:38:40 She can't even bring me water, 0.93

00:38:42 right?

00:38:43 Wait,

00:38:43 but what if it's your house?

00:38:46 Still get her to

00:38:47 get the water in my house.

00:38:48 So what did she say?

00:38:49 What did she say?

00:38:49 When you get it,

00:38:50 it's your house.

00:38:52 Literally,

00:38:52 it's my house.

00:38:53 You're the guest. 1.00

00:38:53 Do what the fuck I say. 0.99

00:38:54 I'll just reverse everything. 0.99

00:38:55 Like,

00:38:55 I will get the favor

00:38:56 and I'll continuously

00:38:58 with my girlfriends,

00:38:59 do this errand for me.

00:39:00 Do that.

00:39:01 Give them work

00:39:02 like a golden retriever.

00:39:03 If she's cozy,

00:39:04 she'll leave you. 1.00

00:39:05 Give her work. 0.98

00:39:06 Work,

00:39:07 work,

00:39:07 work.

00:39:07 Do this.

00:39:08 Do my laundry.

00:39:08 You said that

00:39:08 when we were in Miami

00:39:09 picking up girls 0.99

00:39:10 on the street,

00:39:10 you kept insisting that like,

00:39:12 oh,

00:39:12 can you buy me a Sprite?

00:39:13 Can you buy me a Sprite?

00:39:14 And then Zerga whispers

00:39:15 like,

00:39:15 now I'm training her

00:39:16 to do me a favor

00:39:17 so that at the end

00:39:18 it's like,

00:39:18 I've done all these

00:39:19 little things for her

00:39:20 all day.

00:39:20 I've done all these

00:39:21 little things for Zerga

00:39:22 all day long.

00:39:23 Well,

00:39:23 she's really seeing it

00:39:24 in her head

00:39:24 being your girlfriend.

00:39:25 She's seeing it.

00:39:27 Right?

00:39:27 So then like, 0.99

00:39:28 a blow job 1.00

00:39:29 is just pretty much 0.99

00:39:29 going to happen

00:39:30 because she's already

00:39:31 bought you the Sprite.

00:39:31 She already did

00:39:32 all this stuff for you.

00:39:32 This is what she has to do.

00:39:33 If the sex is not casual,

00:39:35 it's awkward.

00:39:36 It has to be casual.

00:39:37 She has to be

00:39:37 in a casual zone with you.

00:39:39 Extremely,

00:39:40 anxiety at zero.

00:39:41 Yeah.

00:39:42 And literally,

00:39:42 when I'm like,

00:39:43 making out with a girl,

00:39:44 I go,

00:39:44 man,

00:39:44 no,

00:39:45 no,

00:39:45 yo,

00:39:45 let's just take a break.

00:39:46 And she'll look at me like,

00:39:47 what?

00:39:48 You know,

00:39:48 you're kind of nervous.

00:39:49 It's kind of like,

00:39:50 we'll wait for you.

00:39:51 And then literally,

00:39:51 her nerves go down.

00:39:53 Never keep making out

00:39:54 with them when you know

00:39:55 they're like fidgety

00:39:56 and nervous.

00:39:57 Don't force it.

00:39:58 I'm going to wait 0.99

00:39:59 for the good blow job. 0.99

00:40:00 I'm not waiting 0.99

00:40:00 for this weird.

00:40:01 Yeah,

00:40:02 I'd be forcing it,

00:40:02 huh?

00:40:02 Like,

00:40:03 even when she pulls away

00:40:04 and then she wants 1.00

00:40:05 to talk about bullshit. 1.00

00:40:06 men have dreams 1.00

00:40:07 where you're about 0.98

00:40:07 to have sex 0.94

00:40:08 and you immediately 0.99

00:40:09 wake up in that moment.

00:40:10 That's why when she's

00:40:10 in your room,

00:40:11 you're like, 1.00

00:40:11 I've got to fuck her 1.00

00:40:11 before this dream wakes up. 1.00

00:40:13 We have traumas

00:40:14 from when we're teens,

00:40:15 right?

00:40:15 Yeah,

00:40:16 yeah,

00:40:16 yeah.

00:40:16 Yeah,

00:40:17 plus I don't want

00:40:17 to waste time.

00:40:18 Like,

00:40:18 I already spent

00:40:18 all this money

00:40:19 on the day.

00:40:19 I just want to 0.99

00:40:19 get shit going. 0.99

00:40:20 And then she's like, 1.00

00:40:21 no,

00:40:21 but the hardest thing

00:40:22 you do to a girl 0.94

00:40:23 is really slow it down

00:40:26 where she goes, 1.00

00:40:27 is he going to fuck me 1.00

00:40:28 at 4 a.m.? 1.00

00:40:29 But how do you

00:40:29 have that much time? 0.99

00:40:30 I got shit to do. 0.99

00:40:31 I got to go to sleep 1.00

00:40:31 in the morning.

00:40:32 I know,

00:40:33 but again, 1.00

00:40:34 I don't want to fuck her 1.00

00:40:35 once and get blocked. 1.00

00:40:36 I want her in my life

00:40:37 for whenever I ring.

00:40:39 So I do the long way.

00:40:41 The long con is better.

00:40:42 Yeah.

00:40:43 Yeah,

00:40:44 I guess,

00:40:44 yeah,

00:40:44 I'd be rushing it.

00:40:46 Let's see this.

00:40:47 Do you see,

00:40:48 have you seen this video

00:40:48 before?

00:40:48 This is Zerka

00:40:50 walks around

00:40:50 downtown Vancouver

00:40:51 and picks up girls.

00:40:52 Remember this?

00:40:53 Not really.

00:40:54 Years ago.

00:40:56 I'm banned off this.

00:40:58 I'm banned off this.

00:40:59 I'm hungry.

00:41:04 No,

00:41:04 my feelings are hurt.

00:41:05 Whatever.

00:41:06 Oh! 0.60

00:41:09 What is it?

00:41:10 Twitch TV thousand people.

00:41:12 No way.

00:41:13 That's my twin brother.

00:41:15 Bro,

00:41:15 he looks nothing like you.

00:41:16 I know.

00:41:16 He's a white... 0.93

00:41:17 I would not have guessed that. 0.89

00:41:18 He's a white Muslim.

00:41:19 Why does he look like 0.98

00:41:20 he's on more coke than you

00:41:21 and he's sober?

00:41:21 He's never done one drug.

00:41:23 He looks like he does coke.

00:41:24 No,

00:41:25 he's an MMA fighter therapist.

00:41:27 I'm making money,

00:41:27 bro.

00:41:28 I'm making money.

00:41:28 Yeah,

00:41:30 I love this guy.

00:41:31 It was so crazy.

00:41:31 He would bring me

00:41:32 when he was in university

00:41:33 and I was bouncing,

00:41:34 he'd bring me all the good girls

00:41:35 that were studying

00:41:36 and they all want to 1.00

00:41:37 fuck the bad boys Zerka 1.00

00:41:38 and all the bad girls 1.00

00:41:40 in my club,

00:41:40 the bottle girls, 0.94

00:41:41 they're used to dirtbags like me

00:41:42 so they go for the nice guy.

00:41:44 Like,

00:41:44 we would trade.

00:41:44 I'd give him the bottle girls, 0.98

00:41:45 he'd give me the

00:41:46 UBC university girls. 0.99

00:41:48 It was fucking great. 0.98

00:41:49 That's pretty cool. 0.99

00:41:56 That's how ugly.

00:41:57 This guy's gonna steal my phone

00:41:58 now with them.

00:41:59 They like these white girls 1.00

00:42:00 like that.

00:42:01 Someone in the chat

00:42:01 with $10 says,

00:42:03 Sneeko,

00:42:03 great stream Sneeko.

00:42:05 Literally tune into stream

00:42:05 more than any other.

00:42:06 Quick question though,

00:42:07 am I able to have multiple girls 0.98

00:42:08 like Justin

00:42:08 or would that be considered a sin?

00:42:10 I mean,

00:42:10 unless you're marrying them,

00:42:11 like any sex before marriage 0.52

00:42:12 is a sin

00:42:13 in most religions.

00:42:14 So yeah,

00:42:14 you know the answer to that.

00:42:15 You could have Googled that

00:42:16 100%.

00:42:17 Ew,

00:42:20 why are you showing this clip?

00:42:22 I don't know.

00:42:22 This is what happened

00:42:23 when you have no content

00:42:24 on YouTube, bro.

00:42:24 You're terrible at posting

00:42:26 content.

00:42:27 I swear there's better stuff.

00:42:28 What's wrong with it?

00:42:28 Why did you say ill?

00:42:29 Skip. 1.00

00:42:30 There's hotter bitches, bro. 1.00

00:42:32 This is me memeing. 0.99

00:42:33 My whole chat's going

00:42:34 good now.

00:42:34 Well,

00:42:35 I don't want to be mad.

00:42:35 Okay,

00:42:35 so what's a better video

00:42:36 that you could pull up?

00:42:37 Skip ahead. 1.00

00:42:37 Maybe there's more bitches. 1.00

00:42:39 Okay. 1.00

00:42:42 Skip, skip.

00:42:43 Go find me

00:42:43 you look way more airbag.

00:42:49 Whoop, whoop, whoop. 1.00

00:42:51 What the fuck? 1.00

00:42:53 Welcome to my neighborhood. 1.00

00:42:55 I own this street.

00:42:58 What the?

00:42:58 Nothing's changed.

00:43:01 You don't look white at all.

00:43:02 Like,

00:43:02 you keep saying,

00:43:03 like,

00:43:03 white people are going to take over. 0.59

00:43:04 You look straight at a Palestine, 1.00

00:43:06 bro.

00:43:06 Like, 1.00

00:43:06 what the fuck are you even talking about? 0.99

00:43:09 Free Palestine. 0.99

00:43:10 I'm not.

00:43:10 I'm just famous.

00:43:12 Famous.

00:43:12 I'm like,

00:43:13 live streamer.

00:43:14 I'm a famous. 1.00

00:43:15 I'm famous as fuck. 1.00

00:43:16 Wait, 1.00

00:43:16 why don't I do this now

00:43:17 that I actually have

00:43:18 serious gloves?

00:43:19 I don't know.

00:43:20 I don't know.

00:43:21 You're just walking around tweeting

00:43:22 and like yelling at people.

00:43:23 It's 2,000 viewers here.

00:43:25 Peace cake. 0.99

00:43:26 Thank you for the suck. 1.00

00:43:27 I'm kidding, baby. 0.99

00:43:27 It's a joke.

00:43:28 It's a joke. 1.00

00:43:29 What the fuck? 1.00

00:43:31 You're my favorite pole. 1.00

00:43:32 Yeah,

00:43:32 this is my road.

00:43:33 I own it.

00:43:34 Oh my God.

00:43:35 Oh my God.

00:43:36 Maximus.

00:43:37 Maximus.

00:43:38 Maximus.

00:43:39 Maximus.

00:43:39 What's a slider?

00:43:40 What's a slider?

00:43:42 These are called,

00:43:42 these are called

00:43:43 flip flops.

00:43:44 No,

00:43:45 they're,

00:43:45 no,

00:43:45 flip flops has to like,

00:43:46 Oh,

00:43:47 it's Irish.

00:43:48 You guys are Irish.

00:43:49 I'm not getting here.

00:43:50 No,

00:43:50 no,

00:43:50 we don't need you.

00:43:51 We don't need you. 1.00

00:43:51 Fuck off. 1.00

00:43:52 You guys are Irish. 1.00

00:43:53 Guys,

00:43:54 may I go through this?

00:43:55 Yeah,

00:43:55 go through this.

00:43:55 Thank you,

00:43:56 man.

00:43:56 Oh,

00:43:56 you're not allowed

00:43:57 to touch me like that.

00:43:58 Guys,

00:43:58 I'm famous.

00:44:02 Oh, 1.00

00:44:02 shit. 1.00

00:44:03 Okay, 1.00

00:44:03 where?

00:44:04 Yes.

00:44:05 No,

00:44:06 hello,

00:44:07 9,000 people.

00:44:08 Where?

00:44:09 Blue it up.

00:44:10 Welcome.

00:44:11 First of all,

00:44:12 my wife is watching.

00:44:13 Put me on just a while.

00:44:13 Hello.

00:44:15 Oh,

00:44:16 she wants to kiss me.

00:44:16 Hello.

00:44:18 John Dirk is my wife.

00:44:19 He's a lovely guy.

00:44:21 Hello.

00:44:22 What happened?

00:44:23 Oh,

00:44:23 what the happened?

00:44:25 Hello.

00:44:29 No,

00:44:29 no,

00:44:29 no.

00:44:30 Take my Snapchat.

00:44:33 You need to trust.

00:44:34 You got it.

00:44:35 Yeah,

00:44:35 when a guy says take my Snapchat,

00:44:37 that's the dirt bags. 0.91

00:44:38 That's the dirty app.

00:44:40 Oh,

00:44:40 you said that.

00:44:40 Well,

00:44:41 that's for the girls. 1.00

00:44:41 Well,

00:44:41 girls see it as creepy.

00:44:43 Don't do that.

00:44:44 But I'd use it so I can say like slurs. 0.86

00:44:47 You can't record me.

00:44:48 You can't screen record Snapchat.

00:44:50 You can't?

00:44:52 Pick up Girls with Jesus and Sneeko. 0.99

00:44:53 You uploaded that one.

00:44:55 John Zucker approaching women.

00:44:56 Hey,

00:44:57 girl.

00:44:57 Look at this quality,

00:44:58 bro.

00:44:58 You guys want to be on my live stream?

00:45:00 We live with 30,000 people.

00:45:03 Always live.

00:45:04 How long ago?

00:45:05 Three years ago?

00:45:06 You've been streaming for a minute,

00:45:07 bro.

00:45:07 No,

00:45:08 I was banned for like two years,

00:45:09 bro.

00:45:09 They kept giving me five,

00:45:11 seven months.

00:45:11 Two donuts.

00:45:12 Killer.

00:45:12 Thanks for the five.

00:45:13 Zerker,

00:45:13 what's up with all the protests in Kosovo happening right now?

00:45:17 Oh,

00:45:17 yeah,

00:45:18 yeah.

00:45:18 I'm going to talk about it on my stream.

00:45:19 Yeah,

00:45:19 this is a little serious stuff to talk about.

00:45:21 And Zerker says,

00:45:22 Terrence says,

00:45:22 get into the Masonic topic.

00:45:23 He was getting to that deep in the McQueen's room earlier.

00:45:25 We can get into that.

00:45:26 We're talking about low level,

00:45:27 low IQ,

00:45:28 picking up girl stuff right now.

00:45:29 Think of me like for boyfriend material.

00:45:30 They're asking.

00:45:31 Boyfriend,

00:45:31 I mean,

00:45:32 I met you literally three seconds.

00:45:34 You don't believe in love at first sight?

00:45:35 I do not.

00:45:37 I don't know about her. 0.99

00:45:37 She's shit testing you. 1.00

00:45:38 But she's interested. 1.00

00:45:39 Look at the eye contact.

00:45:41 Look deeper.

00:45:42 Look deeper than that.

00:45:43 Oh,

00:45:43 I love that.

00:45:43 I love that we're deeper.

00:45:44 What kind of pants are these?

00:45:45 You're like the Terminator.

00:45:46 Whoa.

00:45:47 Right?

00:45:47 Good.

00:45:47 Ignore her.

00:45:48 Fashion.

00:45:49 Wow.

00:45:49 She's fashion. 0.94

00:45:50 Where are you guys headed?

00:45:53 We're just heading around.

00:45:54 We don't know.

00:45:55 Should we all kiss?

00:45:56 Exploring.

00:45:57 I don't think so.

00:45:58 No,

00:45:58 I don't want to.

00:45:59 I'm just asking the chat.

00:46:00 Yeah.

00:46:01 They love you guys.

00:46:02 They're hot.

00:46:02 Pick them up.

00:46:03 I can't pick them up,

00:46:04 guys.

00:46:04 I've got things to do today.

00:46:05 Nice.

00:46:08 You live here,

00:46:08 man?

00:46:09 Yeah.

00:46:09 Nice.

00:46:10 Look at that.

00:46:10 You just dismissed them.

00:46:11 And then she follows up.

00:46:13 You live here?

00:46:14 Yeah.

00:46:14 For some reason,

00:46:14 when you lie to a girl

00:46:16 and she knows you're lying,

00:46:17 like,

00:46:18 oh,

00:46:18 I can't talk to you today.

00:46:19 I have to leave.

00:46:19 They always have part of them go,

00:46:22 is he serious?

00:46:23 That's how afraid they are of rejection. 1.00

00:46:25 They're pathetic. 1.00

00:46:26 They're more afraid of rejection than men are. 1.00

00:46:28 Pouncing this to you.

00:46:29 Right on.

00:46:30 What do you guys do?

00:46:31 You look like bouncing material.

00:46:32 You look so pretty. 1.00

00:46:33 Holy shit. 1.00

00:46:34 You guys smoke weed? 1.00

00:46:36 What the fuck? 1.00

00:46:37 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:46:39 You guys smoke weed?

00:46:42 Should we go get stoned? 0.53

00:46:43 Not today,

00:46:44 but another day?

00:46:45 Another day.

00:46:46 Another day.

00:46:47 Maybe when I feel more social.

00:46:49 I'm kind of depressed today.

00:46:51 You're not feeling social,

00:46:52 but you got $30,000.

00:46:53 For the money.

00:46:54 Hey.

00:46:56 You guys have snapshots?

00:46:58 Yeah.

00:46:58 If you see the bases I cover,

00:47:01 I have status.

00:47:02 Viewers lie.

00:47:03 I have money.

00:47:04 Lie.

00:47:04 So I've covered the security, right?

00:47:06 And then, yeah.

00:47:07 So it's like,

00:47:07 I'm speed running it.

00:47:09 The best examples are the hot girls. 1.00

00:47:11 You'll see my best game.

00:47:12 These are pretty. 0.99

00:47:12 If I actually want to fuck a girl, 1.00

00:47:14 you'll see the best clip. 1.00

00:47:17 But you're just farming content.

00:47:19 Is the H silent?

00:47:22 No, the D is.

00:47:26 Hey, add me so it looks like

00:47:28 I actually picked you guys up.

00:47:29 All right, all right, all right.

00:47:29 But don't say your number or anything

00:47:31 because you don't want to leak anything, right?

00:47:33 Yeah.

00:47:33 What's her name?

00:47:34 Brianna.

00:47:35 Zirka.

00:47:35 People say it's easier with a stream.

00:47:37 It's actually harder

00:47:37 because she thinks you're trolling her.

00:47:39 She doesn't think you're actually picking her up.

00:47:41 I find it much easier

00:47:42 when I'm doing content

00:47:43 because then you have the excuse.

00:47:44 Like if you say something.

00:47:44 No.

00:47:45 If you say at a bar,

00:47:46 I'm a streamer YouTuber.

00:47:48 No, no, no.

00:47:48 Then pick her up.

00:47:49 It's way easier

00:47:50 than if you're live

00:47:51 and the pressure's on.

00:47:52 I completely think the other.

00:47:53 When I have the stream on,

00:47:54 I could say out-of-pocket stuff much.

00:47:56 Like you have no problem 1.00

00:47:57 saying like calling a bitch a whore 1.00

00:47:58 or saying you're boring 1.00

00:47:59 and stuff like that.

00:48:00 When I'm one-on-one,

00:48:01 I like, I still have a little bit of,

00:48:02 I don't want to hurt her feelings

00:48:03 or something like that.

00:48:03 That's the zoomer in you. 0.93

00:48:04 That's the difference.

00:48:05 That's the zoomer.

00:48:05 When I'm streaming in his content, 1.00

00:48:06 it's like, oh, you're a stupid bitch. 1.00

00:48:08 And she's like, 1.00

00:48:08 why would you say that?

00:48:09 I'm like, oh, you know,

00:48:10 like the camera gives me the excuse 0.99

00:48:13 to be a dick. 0.99

00:48:14 But when it's one-on-one, 0.99

00:48:14 I'm like, I want to protect her.

00:48:16 They climb up on camera a lot,

00:48:18 though.

00:48:18 I'm not going to lie.

00:48:19 They climb up.

00:48:20 They stop talking.

00:48:26 Yeah, so just add me

00:48:31 and then maybe we'll

00:48:32 go on and date us three.

00:48:34 I don't know.

00:48:35 Triple date?

00:48:36 I don't know.

00:48:36 She's my cousin,

00:48:37 so probably not triple date.

00:48:39 Are you guys actually cousins?

00:48:40 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:40 I know.

00:48:41 We don't look like we are.

00:48:43 That means like you guys can't.

00:48:44 Okay, okay.

00:48:48 That means I've got to choose

00:48:49 from you two.

00:48:50 That's impossible.

00:48:51 It's clearly that one.

00:48:52 Ouch.

00:48:53 Because she's more polite? 0.95

00:48:54 Yeah.

00:48:55 See, never, ever let her think

00:48:57 because she's hotter. 1.00

00:48:58 That is not where you want.

00:49:00 If her energy goes down, 0.99

00:49:01 her friend doesn't fuck me 1.00

00:49:03 because I depress the friend. 0.99

00:49:06 And I mean, it's like it gets muddy.

00:49:07 So I'll always say,

00:49:08 oh, she's more polite.

00:49:09 That's why.

00:49:09 It never looks thing, ever.

00:49:11 You guys are all 50-50.

00:49:12 You're fighting for me.

00:49:14 And more adorable.

00:49:16 Look at this.

00:49:16 I love you both.

00:49:17 You guys both have the same eyes.

00:49:19 Right? 1.00

00:49:19 She almost turned into a huge cock block. 1.00

00:49:22 Right? 1.00

00:49:22 Yeah, you saved that quickly.

00:49:23 Dispel it, yeah.

00:49:24 Cute.

00:49:24 What color are your eyes?

00:49:27 See, more attention on this one now.

00:49:29 Slower on that.

00:49:31 Okay, guys.

00:49:32 Have a great day, guys.

00:49:35 Now, scram.

00:49:36 Hey.

00:49:37 That was really good, actually. 1.00

00:49:38 Tell me I'm not that king of this shit. 0.99

00:49:41 Now, being a bouncer for five years 1.00

00:49:42 taught me that, like,

00:49:43 this is how you talk to girls. 1.00

00:49:47 You talk to them as if...

00:49:48 You really gauge their anxiety. 1.00

00:49:49 Sometimes, hey, what up, bitch? 1.00

00:49:51 Some black chicks love that. 1.00

00:49:52 Yeah, they do. 0.98

00:49:53 Because, I mean, they're like that.

00:49:55 Well, I want to see more.

00:49:56 These are...

00:49:57 I think the best one you can see

00:49:58 is the Jenna one.

00:49:59 People like that one.

00:50:00 Where is that?

00:50:01 John Zerkat meets Jenna.

00:50:03 That was a friend of mine.

00:50:04 Jenna IRL, this one? 0.98

00:50:05 Yeah.

00:50:08 This one was like a masterpiece

00:50:10 because this is a girl

00:50:11 who has tons of anxiety

00:50:12 and rejects guys.

00:50:14 So, dispelling this.

00:50:16 I didn't care.

00:50:16 I went for chat.

00:50:18 Okay, bring energy.

00:50:20 Let's go.

00:50:21 Yeah, the king sits right...

00:50:22 Go get me my Red Bull.

00:50:24 Get me my drinks.

00:50:24 You say go get my Red Bull?

00:50:25 Yeah, or I said something like that.

00:50:27 I'm king.

00:50:28 I take her seat.

00:50:28 I take her seat right away.

00:50:30 I don't care where she sits. 1.00

00:50:32 I own your home.

00:50:34 Flip your headphones to the wire.

00:50:35 From the other side. 1.00

00:50:37 What the fuck? 1.00

00:50:43 I mean, obviously, 1.00

00:50:44 if you're going to do what I do,

00:50:45 lower the energy.

00:50:46 There's still a camera on me,

00:50:48 so I'll lower it like 20%

00:50:49 if you're going to do it.

00:50:49 If you're going to do it,

00:50:49 if you're going to do it,

00:50:50 if you're going to do it,

00:50:51 because I'm really speedrunning 1.00

00:50:53 the viewer count and her pussy, 1.00

00:50:54 which is so hard. 1.00

00:50:55 You have to pick one.

00:50:57 I think I balanced this.

00:50:58 We good.

00:51:00 And it's really about 1.00

00:51:01 sensing the bitch's anxiety. 1.00

00:51:03 That's all it is. 1.00

00:51:04 You know, don't be autistic. 0.99

00:51:05 Obviously, it's lame, 1.00

00:51:09 but you want some pussy? 1.00

00:51:13 I'm going to have your ear to her heart. 1.00

00:51:16 I even say to girls,

00:51:22 I stop being scared of me. 0.98

00:51:23 It's fucking cringe. 0.98

00:51:25 I'm not scared of you. 1.00

00:51:26 I'm going to prove it by sucking your cock. 1.00

00:51:28 Now I'm scared of you. 1.00

00:51:29 You're a little whore. 1.00

00:51:31 I'm not afraid of you. 1.00

00:51:32 Suck some dick whore. 1.00

00:51:33 And when they suck your dick, 1.00

00:51:40 you fucking grab a handful of her hair like this. 1.00

00:51:43 And go, 1.00

00:51:43 don't cancel me.

00:51:46 She goes,

00:51:46 no, 0.98

00:51:46 go crazy.

00:51:48 Don't actually go crazy.

00:51:49 Don't matter.

00:51:50 If I start beating Sneakers.

00:51:51 Yeah.

00:51:58 Man,

00:51:59 what did Sneakers clip there? 1.00

00:52:00 Fucking grab the liberal bitch. 1.00

00:52:01 I'll never do it with, 1.00

00:52:03 like,

00:52:03 imagine this face doing it.

00:52:05 What?

00:52:06 This is your clip 1.00

00:52:07 where you grab the liberal bitch 1.00

00:52:09 by the throat. 1.00

00:52:10 That clip is,

00:52:10 I could never do that clip.

00:52:12 because people imagine,

00:52:15 imagine me doing that.

00:52:19 You sis, 1.00

00:52:21 what kind of fucking bunk ass chair is this? 1.00

00:52:23 So I didn't like the chair. 0.99

00:52:24 I'm honest about it. 1.00

00:52:26 Pour the fucking shots. 1.00

00:52:28 All right. 1.00

00:52:28 She's immediately doing,

00:52:30 yes,

00:52:30 you are.

00:52:30 A lot of slaves? 0.70

00:52:31 We'll take turns.

00:52:32 Yo, 1.00

00:52:33 look how fucking Palestinian you look 1.00

00:52:35 and you're really trying to claim 1.00

00:52:36 that he's white all the time.

00:52:38 The first comment on this video was,

00:52:40 Zerka's the most white looking 1.00

00:52:43 and the most Arab looking 0.80

00:52:44 at the same time. 0.94

00:52:46 You look like you sell cologne

00:52:46 in a mall,

00:52:47 like at a kiosk.

00:52:49 Yeah.

00:52:50 None of my,

00:52:50 my brothers are just white guys.

00:52:52 I'm the only one

00:52:52 that came out like this.

00:52:53 What kind of camera is this?

00:52:54 It's a 420 camera.

00:52:55 Okay.

00:52:56 What did I look?

00:52:58 Yo,

00:52:58 thank you for the 20,

00:52:59 Bellator.

00:53:00 Zerka,

00:53:00 where's the best place

00:53:01 to practice your tactics

00:53:02 if you're not a bouncer?

00:53:03 Bro,

00:53:03 just outside.

00:53:04 What are you talking about?

00:53:05 We just,

00:53:05 we're watching two clips

00:53:06 of him walking to girls

00:53:07 on the street

00:53:08 and you're going to have 1.00

00:53:08 a fucking excuse? 1.00

00:53:09 He was there with his phone out 1.00

00:53:11 and just approached two cousins

00:53:12 in the middle of the road.

00:53:13 I think parties,

00:53:14 when you're at a house party,

00:53:15 that's when you should be like

00:53:16 locking in your,

00:53:17 see how you're doing.

00:53:18 Because it's just loud enough.

00:53:19 It's a good environment.

00:53:20 There's a club.

00:53:20 But the club is difficult

00:53:21 because you're talking about

00:53:21 whispering and calling guys pedophiles,

00:53:23 but you can't hear anything.

00:53:24 It's hard to whisper to a girl 1.00

00:53:25 and really run game

00:53:26 in a club because.

00:53:27 I mean,

00:53:27 at this point,

00:53:28 I know exactly which girl 0.99

00:53:29 I fuck at a party. 1.00

00:53:31 When I walk in, 1.00

00:53:32 right?

00:53:32 If I snap my head

00:53:33 and look at the girl, 1.00

00:53:34 right?

00:53:34 I go like this.

00:53:35 I literally do this.

00:53:36 Like it spike her anxiety,

00:53:39 like immediately looks at her phone.

00:53:41 I'm like,

00:53:41 oh,

00:53:41 this one.

00:53:42 She respects me the most. 1.00

00:53:43 This one's getting fucked. 1.00

00:53:45 Right? 1.00

00:53:45 But if I snap my head like this

00:53:46 and she goes like this,

00:53:48 chewing her gum,

00:53:48 look at me.

00:53:49 I go,

00:53:49 oh, 1.00

00:53:50 this bitch doesn't know who I am. 1.00

00:53:51 I gotta go teach her. 1.00

00:53:53 Shauna Frog,

00:53:53 thanks for the time.

00:53:54 So true.

00:53:54 These levels of getting it.

00:53:55 You can even see

00:53:56 when you enter a room,

00:53:57 this is what girls do 1.00

00:53:58 when a Hawkeye enters room.

00:53:59 They touch their hair

00:54:00 and their back goes more straight.

00:54:01 If they don't respect you,

00:54:02 they're like this.

00:54:06 Right?

00:54:06 And that's when you're like, 1.00

00:54:07 oh shit, 1.00

00:54:07 I have to like teach them. 1.00

00:54:09 Move the fuck out. 0.99

00:54:10 Woo, 0.99

00:54:11 look at that.

00:54:12 Maximus,

00:54:13 Maximus.

00:54:13 Welcome to the stream.

00:54:15 Look how tall this man is. 1.00

00:54:17 Holy shit. 1.00

00:54:18 Yeah, 0.99

00:54:18 some guy said, 0.98

00:54:19 I'm not fucking tall. 0.98

00:54:20 He said, 0.98

00:54:20 I'm five,

00:54:21 six.

00:54:21 This is so tall.

00:54:21 I'm 10 feet when I stand.

00:54:23 Look how tiny I am compared to him.

00:54:26 We're going to be the greatest couple,

00:54:27 you guys.

00:54:28 Oh my gosh.

00:54:28 Turn the camera off

00:54:29 or keep it on.

00:54:31 Should we keep it on?

00:54:32 Guys,

00:54:33 everyone switch to Pornhub.

00:54:34 Are you on,

00:54:35 are you on anything here

00:54:36 or are you sober?

00:54:38 Most,

00:54:38 the clips I pick up girls are sober. 1.00

00:54:41 There's a few drunk ones,

00:54:42 a few ones on my podcast

00:54:44 when I'm on Adderall

00:54:45 and those are the worst ones.

00:54:46 I was like,

00:54:46 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:54:47 Just fucking talking her ear off. 1.00

00:54:49 Too fast. 1.00

00:54:49 Yeah,

00:54:50 but this one is like,

00:54:51 she literally said,

00:54:51 come now or we're not streaming.

00:54:53 And we went to 9,000 views

00:54:54 on my first day.

00:54:56 She's at 300

00:54:57 and then I spiked her channel 1.00

00:54:59 and it was evil.

00:55:01 The admins were trying to ban me.

00:55:03 They hated the MAGA guy

00:55:04 and I was like,

00:55:05 yeah,

00:55:05 baby girl,

00:55:05 I'll stream with you

00:55:06 because she had the check mark

00:55:07 and they wouldn't give it to me.

00:55:08 Yeah.

00:55:09 So I was like,

00:55:09 oh,

00:55:09 her check mark will homepage me.

00:55:11 So I literally went to her house.

00:55:12 They're like, 1.00

00:55:13 fuck. 1.00

00:55:13 Oh, 1.00

00:55:14 are you fucking showing off 1.00

00:55:15 your fucking shoes and shit? 1.00

00:55:16 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:17 All right.

00:55:18 Um, 1.00

00:55:19 damn, 0.99

00:55:19 I need a new chair. 1.00

00:55:20 I need so much.

00:55:21 This one keeps you up.

00:55:22 It's a Vancouver brand actually.

00:55:24 Does she still stream? 0.97

00:55:27 I don't think so.

00:55:28 This reminds me of like 0.99

00:55:30 Optimus Prime and shit. 0.98

00:55:31 I just streamed with her 0.99

00:55:32 a few weeks ago.

00:55:34 Is this the microphone?

00:55:35 Yeah.

00:55:35 Mike check.

00:55:36 Mike check.

00:55:37 Mike check. 1.00

00:55:37 You dumb bitch. 1.00

00:55:40 Okay. 1.00

00:55:41 Okay.

00:55:41 So what do you think of me in person?

00:55:42 If you're going to be direct,

00:55:44 lean back.

00:55:44 Never lean forward.

00:55:45 Look.

00:55:47 Yeah, 1.00

00:55:47 you called her a dumb bitch 1.00

00:55:48 and then you leaned back 1.00

00:55:48 to not intimidate her.

00:55:49 Well,

00:55:50 I called everyone, 1.00

00:55:50 the chat a dumb bitch. 1.00

00:55:51 It was in Tara. 1.00

00:55:52 So she goes,

00:55:52 oh,

00:55:52 he calls everyone that.

00:55:53 I shouldn't take it personal.

00:55:55 Look,

00:55:55 I lean back.

00:55:56 Yeah,

00:55:56 like I regret this.

00:55:58 I regret this.

00:55:59 I'm vulnerable.

00:56:00 So attack me.

00:56:01 Right.

00:56:01 She goes,

00:56:01 oh,

00:56:02 he's vulnerable.

00:56:03 Drops her anxiety.

00:56:04 I don't always say 1.00

00:56:05 that's fucking the shit. 1.00

00:56:06 I got him to take a picture 1.00

00:56:07 of my third eye.

00:56:08 Yeah.

00:56:09 Or I said,

00:56:10 give me my eye.

00:56:11 I want a third one. 1.00

00:56:13 He didn't know I meant my dick. 1.00

00:56:15 Oh, 1.00

00:56:16 he didn't drop.

00:56:16 So he didn't.

00:56:17 So he put a regular eye. 1.00

00:56:18 Fucking. 1.00

00:56:18 Yeah, 1.00

00:56:18 that's,

00:56:19 wow. 1.00

00:56:19 That's the best Jewish pussy 1.00

00:56:20 you'll ever have. 1.00

00:56:21 Dude,

00:56:21 this is so distracting. 0.99

00:56:22 Oh shit, 0.98

00:56:23 I just smelled everywhere. 1.00

00:56:25 You're drunk already,

00:56:26 man.

00:56:26 No,

00:56:26 I took one shot.

00:56:28 That's actually the best thing.

00:56:29 When all the guys at the party

00:56:31 try and get her drunk, 1.00

00:56:32 if you're the one guy

00:56:33 that says stop drinking,

00:56:34 immediately she thinks

00:56:35 you're the boyfriend.

00:56:36 You're protecting her.

00:56:36 Yeah,

00:56:37 and you mean it

00:56:38 because you know 1.00

00:56:38 she's acting stupid 1.00

00:56:39 and annoying. 1.00

00:56:39 I don't,

00:56:40 drunk girls are annoying 1.00

00:56:40 as fuck. 1.00

00:56:41 Can I have some of this? 1.00

00:56:42 Yeah.

00:56:43 Here's my chapstick.

00:56:43 Do you see the tone switch?

00:56:46 Look how literally,

00:56:48 literally from excitement hot.

00:56:50 Can I have some of this?

00:56:51 Cold.

00:56:52 So she's literally,

00:56:53 and I'm really gauging

00:56:55 to see like.

00:56:56 So you're on go

00:56:57 the whole time.

00:56:58 You're playing chess.

00:56:59 Well,

00:56:59 I've done this five years,

00:57:00 Monday,

00:57:00 Tuesday,

00:57:00 Wednesday,

00:57:01 Thursday,

00:57:01 Friday

00:57:01 for eight hours a day.

00:57:03 So I don't think

00:57:04 I just do it

00:57:04 like I instinctive,

00:57:05 right?

00:57:06 I'm not,

00:57:06 no.

00:57:07 Can I have some of this?

00:57:08 Yeah.

00:57:08 Can I have some of this?

00:57:09 It's not like Jimmy Fallon now.

00:57:11 No.

00:57:11 A little hesitant.

00:57:13 Do you have anything?

00:57:14 As in,

00:57:14 I'm not brushing it in my mouth.

00:57:16 As in,

00:57:16 you're not that hot.

00:57:17 I have rabies.

00:57:18 No,

00:57:18 I don't have rabies.

00:57:19 And it's really her older brother.

00:57:21 That's what you're saying.

00:57:22 How much of my chapstick

00:57:23 are you going to use,

00:57:24 dude?

00:57:25 I've got to get

00:57:25 just the surface.

00:57:27 I don't have rabies.

00:57:28 Well,

00:57:28 you know what?

00:57:29 I plead the fifth.

00:57:30 You do have rabies?

00:57:33 No response.

00:57:34 Look.

00:57:36 Did you see that?

00:57:37 Why?

00:57:38 Hyper dismissive.

00:57:39 I can't even hear her sometimes.

00:57:41 But that's intentional. 1.00

00:57:42 Shit, dude. 1.00

00:57:43 Where do I look back? 1.00

00:57:44 What's the point of being

00:57:45 dismissive like that?

00:57:46 To drop her anxiety.

00:57:47 Because if your attention

00:57:48 is on her too much,

00:57:49 she's like, 1.00

00:57:50 he's trying to fucking rape me. 1.00

00:57:53 If I look, 1.00

00:57:54 if you actually look at it,

00:57:55 the boy is more interested

00:57:56 in the stream 1.00

00:57:56 than fucking, 1.00

00:57:58 which is her dream scenario. 1.00

00:57:59 And it's true. 0.56

00:58:00 Yeah.

00:58:01 For once,

00:58:01 it's right at the comma.

00:58:02 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:58:03 I need a haircut.

00:58:04 No, take the hat off.

00:58:04 Woman, I need a haircut. 0.97

00:58:06 No, no, no.

00:58:06 That's a big grip.

00:58:07 Are you ticklish?

00:58:10 I'll lean back 0.79

00:58:11 if I'm touching her.

00:58:12 I'll never lean forward

00:58:13 or do it.

00:58:13 No, no.

00:58:14 Sit down.

00:58:15 I'm just trying to, 0.97

00:58:15 are you armpits ticklish? 0.95

00:58:17 No, no. 0.69

00:58:18 I answer on my own time,

00:58:20 right?

00:58:20 Because she's trying to get 0.99

00:58:21 rapid fire questions.

00:58:22 And if I respond quickly,

00:58:24 we're just raising anxiety.

00:58:25 Now she has the ball.

00:58:27 Yeah.

00:58:27 Ball's in her court

00:58:27 if you're responding.

00:58:28 Yeah.

00:58:28 So this is like her dad.

00:58:29 I'm just checking, okay?

00:58:31 Look at this.

00:58:32 Look at this.

00:58:34 I don't get a haircut.

00:58:35 I want to leave 1.00

00:58:35 the fucking house. 1.00

00:58:37 I'm such a loser. 1.00

00:58:37 Take the hat off. 1.00

00:58:38 Take the hat off.

00:58:40 She found a weakness.

00:58:41 She's actually wants

00:58:42 the attention

00:58:42 and he's not giving it,

00:58:44 which is really

00:58:45 making her wet.

00:58:46 If I look directly...

00:58:47 Right?

00:58:47 Because if you're not

00:58:48 giving her attention,

00:58:48 she's thinking

00:58:49 he's not desperate, 0.98

00:58:50 he's not going to rape me. 0.97

00:58:51 Right? 0.98

00:58:52 Take the hat off. 1.00

00:58:53 No, it's all fucking... 1.00

00:58:55 Take the hat off. 1.00

00:58:56 Now look at this.

00:58:57 Chat, take the hat off.

00:58:58 Please.

00:58:59 Do you see how subtle

00:59:00 that is?

00:59:01 Never tap them.

00:59:02 Right?

00:59:03 Look how light that touches.

00:59:05 Look at that.

00:59:06 She literally says 1.00

00:59:06 getting my pussy. 1.00

00:59:07 You're so gentle with me. 1.00

00:59:09 No, it's...

00:59:09 Someone in the chat says,

00:59:10 Sneko, I've been watching 0.97

00:59:11 you for a long time

00:59:11 and I think you're in your bag

00:59:12 the most when you host

00:59:13 panels and guests.

00:59:14 I think your future

00:59:14 is the Hitler version 0.99

00:59:15 of Joe Rogan.

00:59:16 Okay, don't let people

00:59:18 think that.

00:59:19 No, Hitler's in the chat.

00:59:20 Dude, that's not good.

00:59:21 Take the hat off.

00:59:22 Chat, take the hat off.

00:59:23 Please.

00:59:24 Chat, take the hat off.

00:59:25 Why is she being so 0.98

00:59:26 insistent about this?

00:59:28 She's excited that Chad's

00:59:29 in her house.

00:59:30 That's what I think.

00:59:30 He's a young girl.

00:59:31 I think she's 19 here.

00:59:32 That's always off.

00:59:33 Guys, let me get a haircut first.

00:59:34 Are we allowed to hold hands?

00:59:35 No.

00:59:37 She's not going to give up

00:59:37 on his hat.

00:59:38 Oh, yeah.

00:59:38 Yeah, TOS.

00:59:39 Yeah.

00:59:39 This is really good, actually.

00:59:41 It's too intimate of contact.

00:59:43 Yo, cut the teeth. 1.00

00:59:44 Why is it going to fucking... 1.00

00:59:45 Go back to work. 0.99

00:59:45 And I mean it.

00:59:46 It was hot.

00:59:48 I don't know.

00:59:49 That's why I had the window open.

00:59:50 And the lights make it hot.

00:59:52 If it's this hot,

00:59:56 I'm going to take my...

00:59:57 Should I take my clothes off?

00:59:59 No.

01:00:00 If you have a shirt underneath, yes.

01:00:01 All right, right.

01:00:02 It's TOS.

01:00:02 Yeah, you can give me Ben.

01:00:04 Did you see her reaction?

01:00:05 She actually felt arousal.

01:00:06 So that was like me gauging.

01:00:07 I was watching the video.

01:00:08 How did you tell that

01:00:09 she felt arousal?

01:00:10 Because of the pause.

01:00:11 It's like when a girl 1.00

01:00:12 grabs your cock 1.00

01:00:13 and you go... 1.00

01:00:14 So a little girl

01:00:15 go watch how subtle it is.

01:00:18 Right?

01:00:19 She's really thinking

01:00:20 is this what he's going to do

01:00:21 after the stream?

01:00:22 You know what I mean?

01:00:23 If it's this hot,

01:00:24 I'm going to take my...

01:00:24 Should I take my clothes off?

01:00:27 So I'm sniping her here. 0.99

01:00:28 Right here.

01:00:29 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:29 Most girls will be like, 1.00

01:00:30 No!

01:00:32 I mean, no.

01:00:33 If you have a shirt underneath, yes.

01:00:34 All right, right.

01:00:35 It's TOS.

01:00:35 Yeah, you can give me Ben if you...

01:00:37 Here, sit here.

01:00:38 I'm going to interview you.

01:00:40 You're going to interview Ben?

01:00:41 You smash after, right?

01:00:41 Sit so they can see you

01:00:42 in the middle.

01:00:43 No problem?

01:00:44 No comment.

01:00:45 That's my friend.

01:00:46 This is...

01:00:46 Yeah, you did.

01:00:47 Get in the frame.

01:00:48 She's cute. 0.95

01:00:48 I am in the...

01:00:49 The frames...

01:00:49 This is the entire frame.

01:00:52 Thank you for the $2.

01:00:53 Okay.

01:00:54 Wait, wait, wait.

01:00:54 Do a post.

01:00:56 That'll be the thumbnail.

01:00:57 So that's actually building a team.

01:00:59 Right there.

01:00:59 It's us versus them. 0.99

01:01:01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:01 Yeah.

01:01:02 I messaged the guy

01:01:03 who does tributes of me

01:01:05 and he messaged me, 1.00

01:01:06 Fuck you, you're not John Zirka. 1.00

01:01:07 I'm like, bro, 1.00

01:01:07 just give me the videos. 1.00

01:01:08 Like, you can upload your shit, 0.99

01:01:10 but give me the... 1.00

01:01:11 Okay.

01:01:11 What do they want us to ask?

01:01:13 Um...

01:01:13 Oh, people have some...

01:01:14 Look at the anxiety spike

01:01:16 when you stand.

01:01:16 This is bad.

01:01:17 Gosh, how many women 1.00

01:01:17 have you slept with? 0.84

01:01:19 Don't even matter.

01:01:20 Oh, she pulls up.

01:01:22 This is fake.

01:01:24 So I let her out of the joke.

01:01:26 This is fake.

01:01:27 See, I gave her the whole joke

01:01:28 and now she feels...

01:01:29 So don't give money to me, guys,

01:01:31 because, like,

01:01:31 I've been stung...

01:01:32 Completely disarmed.

01:01:34 Now she goes,

01:01:34 Oh, when he stands,

01:01:35 it's not that scary.

01:01:36 Well, press blank.

01:01:37 I'm not here.

01:01:38 Dude, it's not even...

01:01:40 So now she's laughing.

01:01:41 Now I can touch her.

01:01:44 Wow.

01:01:45 Wait, because you showed...

01:01:46 No, no, in the middle of her laugh.

01:01:48 Watch, watch, watch how good this is.

01:01:49 It's funny to me, guys,

01:01:49 because, like,

01:01:50 I've been stung out here.

01:01:52 Dude, it's not even...

01:01:53 Look, in the peak of her laugh.

01:01:54 Real laughter.

01:01:56 You didn't touch her.

01:01:58 Wow.

01:01:58 I didn't know it'd be an exposed one.

01:02:00 I'm not.

01:02:01 Only when they're smiling and laughing.

01:02:04 That's the number one rule.

01:02:05 Yeah, that was so...

01:02:06 I didn't even notice it.

01:02:07 That was so...

01:02:08 Okay.

01:02:11 Yeah, I think so, too.

01:02:13 I like the socks.

01:02:14 Yeah, I know.

01:02:15 You said...

01:02:15 Now you're touching.

01:02:16 Now I can get away with murder.

01:02:18 Now I get away with murder.

01:02:19 Wait, so explain that.

01:02:20 Explain that.

01:02:21 What did it...

01:02:21 Because she was laughing the whole time,

01:02:23 but why was that your attack mode

01:02:24 to go and break the touch barrier right there?

01:02:26 Because then...

01:02:28 When you're laughing,

01:02:30 you're happy.

01:02:30 Why did you choose that laugh

01:02:31 out of all the laughs?

01:02:33 Because that's the most comfortable

01:02:34 she was all night.

01:02:35 Okay.

01:02:36 I agree.

01:02:36 You're gonna keep them on all the time.

01:02:38 Yeah, no, I always wear the socks.

01:02:39 I'll fill her head with some visuals, imagery.

01:02:41 Thank you for the Twitch Prime.

01:02:43 Dude, why are people 0.92

01:02:43 fucking tossing subs up now? 1.00

01:02:46 Toss them fucking west side. 1.00

01:02:47 Where are the fucking Vancouver boys, man? 1.00

01:02:50 Chat, spam the name. 1.00

01:02:51 Yeah.

01:02:53 We're taking over.

01:02:54 We're going...

01:02:55 When are we going clubbing?

01:02:56 We're going to be streaming.

01:02:57 Oh, yeah.

01:02:57 We should go do IRL streams downtown. 0.99

01:02:59 Wind up on bitches at the club. 1.00

01:03:01 Bitches love me. 1.00

01:03:02 As in, I'm your older brother. 1.00

01:03:03 I'm not fucking you. 1.00

01:03:04 Dude, you should meet my sister. 1.00

01:03:06 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:03:07 You're right. 1.00

01:03:08 I met her sister and she got mad. 0.96

01:03:10 Her sister's flirting with me. 1.00

01:03:11 She's like, Zirka, that's enough. 0.97

01:03:13 I was like, all right.

01:03:14 I'll leave you.

01:03:14 I thought we were doing it for a stream.

01:03:15 I met her sister on stream.

01:03:16 It was...

01:03:17 No, she's... 1.00

01:03:18 You should...

01:03:18 You would have had to bring her with her.

01:03:20 What's she look like? 0.98

01:03:21 Okay.

01:03:21 See, I'll take the bait.

01:03:22 I'm like, what's your sister look like?

01:03:24 And now she's depressed.

01:03:26 But I'll save her.

01:03:27 I'm always going to save her.

01:03:29 If she's hot, I'm going to upgrade. 0.98

01:03:32 Oh, that's so mean.

01:03:34 It's effective.

01:03:35 You'll have maximums.

01:03:37 The video game.

01:03:39 Hello, TOS.

01:03:39 This is my sister. 0.99

01:03:41 Oh, damn. 1.00

01:03:42 You know what I want to do to your sister? 1.00

01:03:44 Oh, you made her mad. 1.00

01:03:45 Have sex with her? 1.00

01:03:46 No, no. 1.00

01:03:47 Oh, no?

01:03:48 Respect her?

01:03:50 Definitely.

01:03:50 I'm all about respecting women.

01:03:52 I learned from Hassan.

01:03:54 The song Piker, though.

01:03:57 Oh, her dad came in.

01:03:59 Hey, thank you.

01:04:01 Their family loved me.

01:04:05 I had a cigarette in her room.

01:04:07 Like, I thought she... 1.00

01:04:07 I was like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:04:09 It's... 1.00

01:04:09 It's...

01:04:10 That was my little sister.

01:04:12 Thank you, guys.

01:04:13 That was her mom.

01:04:14 No, that was my...

01:04:15 Or her sister.

01:04:16 That was a 15-year-old girl.

01:04:16 And then they come up with the police on me.

01:04:19 That was a 15-year-old girl.

01:04:20 Okay, ready?

01:04:21 We're going to interview you.

01:04:22 Sit here.

01:04:22 Get closer to the camera.

01:04:23 They want to see you.

01:04:24 Like, trust me.

01:04:26 They've seen everything of me.

01:04:27 What did they see of you?

01:04:28 Are we taking these shots? 0.82

01:04:30 Okay, give me a shot.

01:04:32 Vodka.

01:04:33 Actual vodka. 0.99

01:04:34 I'm not fucking around. 0.98

01:04:35 So, if you're going to take it... 0.99

01:04:37 You don't even drink like that, really.

01:04:38 Oh, you watch what I do here.

01:04:40 I used to drink.

01:04:41 Watch.

01:04:42 Watch who I used to be.

01:04:44 This is one week out of bouncing into streaming.

01:04:46 Like, four days.

01:04:47 So, this is the old man.

01:04:49 Thank you.

01:04:51 Do you have any rope?

01:04:52 No.

01:04:54 I think it's in my trunk.

01:04:56 Nice.

01:04:58 Okay.

01:05:00 Thanks for the two dollars.

01:05:00 So, I'm doing great.

01:05:01 I'm doing phenomenal.

01:05:03 Yeah.

01:05:04 Did you strike that vodka?

01:05:05 And it's not a flex to do great on camera with a woman.

01:05:08 But a high anxiety streamer.

01:05:10 Everyone knows who she is. 0.99

01:05:11 This is really cool.

01:05:14 Also, where is he going?

01:05:18 Do I go watch him?

01:05:19 She needs me now.

01:05:20 Yeah.

01:05:21 She's done without you. 0.98

01:05:23 There's nothing.

01:05:23 There's no energy.

01:05:24 That's when I walk slow, too.

01:05:26 I go for a walk.

01:05:28 I call my mom.

01:05:29 She has no idea what to do on stream right now.

01:05:30 Sean says, first you woo with Wordsworth.

01:05:34 Then you pull out the Longfellow.

01:05:36 Okay. 0.98

01:05:36 That was a gay donation. 0.98

01:05:39 Oh, words. 0.99

01:05:40 Tone.

01:05:40 It's so awkward now.

01:05:41 I'm going to go.

01:05:43 Yeah.

01:05:43 I sucked the energy out of the room.

01:05:45 She needs you. 1.00

01:05:47 What the fuck? 1.00

01:05:48 She's ditching the whole stream to go see you do nothing. 1.00

01:05:53 Well, to be fair, there's like 9,000 people saying Maximus.

01:05:56 Like, bring you back.

01:05:59 You were gone for five seconds and she drowned.

01:06:02 Yeah, she's baby sister now, so I'm winning.

01:06:06 Thank you. 1.00

01:06:07 I said you got a nice ass. 1.00

01:06:08 You got two limes? 0.99

01:06:09 Yeah, but I left my Ted's side guy at home, so I can't cut it.

01:06:13 Oh, what's that?

01:06:16 Never mind.

01:06:20 We got limes. 0.99

01:06:22 Dude, I'm getting fucking laid, boys. 0.99

01:06:24 Like, I'm getting... 0.99

01:06:25 I'm busted.

01:06:27 Not tonight.

01:06:27 I'm talking about...

01:06:28 Oh, like, later, right?

01:06:29 Yeah.

01:06:29 Yeah, yeah.

01:06:30 Totally.

01:06:31 So, um...

01:06:33 What...

01:06:33 Have you always lived in a big...

01:06:34 Just a second.

01:06:34 Please donate money to my account.

01:06:36 It's very important.

01:06:38 It's on your time. 1.00

01:06:38 I can't afford a fucking lens, man. 1.00

01:06:39 I just need five bucks. 0.99

01:06:40 Well, I'm not going to wait for her high anxiety questions, you know?

01:06:43 What was just in?

01:06:43 The lens.

01:06:44 Oh, that is so good.

01:06:46 Look at this.

01:06:46 It was just in, like, five minutes ago.

01:06:48 What was just in?

01:06:49 The lens.

01:06:49 Oh, they're not... 1.00

01:06:50 I'm shooting imagery of me fucking her in her mind, but subtly, not aggressively. 1.00

01:06:54 By the way, you looked up and down at her? 1.00

01:06:56 It was just in, like, five minutes ago.

01:06:57 What was just in?

01:06:58 The lens.

01:06:59 Oh, the lens.

01:06:59 Where'd it go?

01:07:00 Content, content, content.

01:07:02 Yeah.

01:07:03 Well, you know, even if she doesn't pick up on your joke, the subconscious does.

01:07:07 So, you're still doing it.

01:07:08 For the content.

01:07:09 Hey, what does it...

01:07:10 Hey, I want everyone to log off and go watch Destiny.

01:07:13 She's so content entertaining.

01:07:15 Why...

01:07:15 Bro, I'm so out of the loop.

01:07:17 This is four years ago.

01:07:18 You're still talking about Destiny and Hassan. 0.99

01:07:19 How long have you known these fucking people? 1.00

01:07:21 Four days. 1.00

01:07:22 You're not...

01:07:22 I've known them four days.

01:07:24 And I...

01:07:24 So, you just immediately started streaming...

01:07:26 I hated them.

01:07:27 I hated them.

01:07:27 A week into streaming, you're already going after Hassan and Destiny.

01:07:30 Because they put me on a debate panel with them.

01:07:32 Awesome show.

01:07:33 Thanks for the four.

01:07:34 But trying to figure out who Zerka reminds me of...

01:07:36 He looks and sounds like the younger version of Tony Robbins.

01:07:39 No, the closest influencer to me is Hoshuns, I think. 1.00

01:07:44 I learned everything from them.

01:07:46 You don't want to see this.

01:07:47 You want to see Destiny.

01:07:48 Are we allowed to talk?

01:07:49 LMAO, a real-life Surrey Jack at Circa.

01:07:52 I don't touch, like, sexually.

01:07:53 Oh, good.

01:07:54 Yeah, so...

01:07:55 She's doing that fake awkward thing.

01:07:56 Yeah, you can, like, touch my hand.

01:07:58 Maybe wipe the dust off.

01:07:59 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:00 The dust off my entire setup. 1.00

01:08:02 Okay, let's cut this shit. 1.00

01:08:04 Yeah. 1.00

01:08:04 We're gonna fucking ask the real questions. 0.96

01:08:07 What do you honestly think... 0.99

01:08:07 How many women have you slept with? 1.00

01:08:09 Man, you know what?

01:08:09 If we start counting...

01:08:10 Over 9,000!

01:08:11 I was farming the youth.

01:08:13 20?

01:08:14 Or maybe less.

01:08:15 How old are you?

01:08:15 This is lying.

01:08:16 One for every year.

01:08:18 How many girlfriends have you had?

01:08:19 One.

01:08:20 Why only one girlfriend?

01:08:24 Again, this man will answer on his own time.

01:08:27 Right?

01:08:27 Which I'm not...

01:08:28 You know what I mean?

01:08:28 Get used to that, even with your wife.

01:08:30 I don't think people can tolerate me.

01:08:32 Sometimes I'm like this.

01:08:33 And sometimes I'm like, yo, what's up?

01:08:35 You know what I mean?

01:08:35 No, for real.

01:08:36 Welcome to Team Taco.

01:08:37 Okay, I've had enough.

01:08:38 I've shown everything.

01:08:39 I've shown it.

01:08:40 I've shown it.

01:08:40 We can move on?

01:08:41 Yes.

01:08:41 I'm so tired of seeing myself. 1.00

01:08:42 What the fuck? 1.00

01:08:43 What point are we trying to make? 1.00

01:08:45 Look at that.

01:08:46 I just...

01:08:47 I don't want to see this.

01:08:48 This is my friend and it's awkward now.

01:08:49 What?

01:08:50 Because she's... 1.00

01:08:50 That's it.

01:08:56 This is your job?

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SNEAKO - June 01, 2023

Zherka Gives Free Pickup Game On SNEAKO's Stream

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