SNEAKO - Zherka Gives Free Pickup Game On SNEAKO's Stream

00:00:00.000 But I get the number, and then I'm the only guy in the night that didn't hover.

00:00:04.880 Everyone else is hovering.

00:00:05.920 Hey, do you want to drink?

00:00:06.560 She goes, oh, this guy actually left me, right?

00:00:09.160 And then I'll go make sure she sees my social values high.

00:00:11.960 I'm with friends and girls.

00:00:13.780 And I make sure that she goes, I can't tell which one Zerka likes.

00:00:17.480 He's literally talking to nine of the girls there the same way, right?

00:00:21.460 He's laughing with all of them.

00:00:22.920 And when she can't tell, right, sometimes I even remind them.

00:00:25.860 I go, at the end of the night, I'll text them.

00:00:27.160 I'll be like, you're the one I take home, okay?

00:00:28.720 So I'm just going to talk to these ugly bitches, and she'll laugh, right?

00:00:32.840 These are two text messages that girls send you when they're not sure if they want to meet up with you.

00:00:36.160 They'll say either maybe, or I'll let you know.

00:00:38.520 This is how you respond.

00:00:39.500 How would you respond before he answers?

00:00:41.160 I know I'm going to disagree with Myron here.

00:00:46.820 Just make it full screen.

00:00:49.520 This is good advice, guys.

00:00:51.240 Just like in sales, it's a cold call.

00:00:54.300 Never, ever plot the date on text.

00:00:57.160 FaceTime her, and I've done this many times, right?

00:01:01.560 I go, hey, why do you look a little Jew-y today?

00:01:04.580 And she goes, what do you mean?

00:01:05.920 Look at your little fucking nose, and she goes, what do you mean you're racist?

00:01:09.160 And she's giggling, and mid-giggle is when you go, okay, okay, we're going out in like five minutes.

00:01:14.000 I'm getting another call, all right?

00:01:16.060 I'm going to pick you up soon.

00:01:17.180 And then she goes, wait, I didn't even get ready.

00:01:19.120 But you got time to get ready, right?

00:01:21.720 Boom, you get her.

00:01:23.080 Never pick her up when she's sad.

00:01:25.800 You don't know her mood.

00:01:26.680 You have to trigger her mood, manipulate, go.

00:01:29.140 To carry the giggle all the way to the date.

00:01:31.080 Yeah, if you don't do the call, you don't know if she's coming, right?

00:01:34.960 And same with when you have guests coming to Sneeko's stream.

00:01:38.160 You have to face-

00:01:39.200 It sucks, but you have to FaceTime each of them and kind of-

00:01:42.940 Because as soon as they go, oh, he made me giggle uncomfortable, it should be fun.

00:01:46.180 Right.

00:01:46.860 But if it's one text, they get anxiety and stuff.

00:01:50.100 So I know Myron's going to get this wrong because Myron actually thinks the texting is supposed to be there.

00:01:54.440 And I really don't believe in texting because, you know, women are fucking retarded.

00:01:58.720 Voice messages is good if you don't feel like FaceTiming.

00:02:00.700 It's a good way to establish a connection.

00:02:02.360 No, because then you don't know if she giggled.

00:02:04.060 You don't know if she laughed.

00:02:04.920 Yeah, voice messages go to establish something that's better than text.

00:02:07.260 If she said lol, she didn't laugh.

00:02:09.300 She didn't even smile.

00:02:09.860 She just replied and then wants to text somebody else.

00:02:12.000 A FaceTime is the best way to get the clothes.

00:02:13.660 Or if you want a 100% success rate, which is kind of manipulative, I always use my buddy's sister to tap me as I'm on the call with her.

00:02:24.300 John, John.

00:02:25.340 So I'd get her to do that.

00:02:26.780 And then she'd be like, who's that?

00:02:27.700 And I'd go, yeah, we're just at this party.

00:02:28.920 We're going to a bigger party.

00:02:30.080 And then when she comes over, it's four dudes.

00:02:32.160 And she goes, where's the party?

00:02:33.100 And I go, nah, unless we're just chilling.

00:02:34.560 And then my charm will keep her there.

00:02:36.560 And then we run a fucking no orgy.

00:02:38.400 Bro, you got to sell this as a course.

00:02:40.060 Oh, you cook it right now.

00:02:40.760 I can't talk about that stuff because it's manipulation.

00:02:43.160 Stop giving away all the sauce.

00:02:44.740 This is good stuff.

00:02:45.700 Nah, what the fuck?

00:02:46.360 Go get the bitches.

00:02:47.020 Okay, so what do you think Myron says here?

00:02:48.480 He's going to say, this is how you text her.

00:02:50.200 Like, he's going to give a texting format.

00:02:51.540 Bro, girl says, maybe.

00:02:52.560 You just say, maybe, back with a question mark.

00:02:54.400 So you want her to clarify her stupidity for you.

00:02:56.480 Then the second one is, I'll let you know.

00:02:58.460 You could just tell her straight up, I don't do it.

00:02:59.880 I'll let you knows.

00:03:00.720 Yes or no.

00:03:01.540 That's a little bit more direct.

00:03:02.420 Some of y'all might be scared to do that.

00:03:03.760 But once you get to a certain point, you put it that way, she's going to know you mean fucking business.

00:03:07.160 Or you can say, you'll hit me up when you're ready because right now, Fresh, you're a little bit nicer about it.

00:03:11.500 He's, the one time I'll disagree with Myron, she will never know you mean business without hearing the tone of your voice, the text, right?

00:03:22.540 So on the call, I'll be like, what?

00:03:23.540 You're not coming?

00:03:24.080 You said you'd come.

00:03:25.720 Man, who the fuck do you think you are?

00:03:27.640 And she goes, what?

00:03:28.640 I'm going to go to a million bitches.

00:03:29.760 You're trying to get replaced?

00:03:30.620 And she goes, no, John, I'm not getting replaced.

00:03:32.340 You can go to your fucking bitches.

00:03:33.700 And I go, yeah, I like that.

00:03:34.580 You sound like my little fucking wife right now, argue with me.

00:03:37.400 And she goes, what the fuck?

00:03:38.720 I go, yo, stop playing, bro.

00:03:40.500 Just fucking, you want to DM me?

00:03:42.360 Go do boring shit.

00:03:43.640 And then she goes, all right, fine.

00:03:44.880 And then they always text me.

00:03:45.860 They're like, okay, I'm coming because they want to be stimulated, right?

00:03:48.940 But it is manipulative.

00:03:50.840 But they want to be manipulated too.

00:03:52.720 Well, they're manipulating you and ditching you.

00:03:55.560 Right.

00:03:56.640 So you're saying it as if it's a bad thing.

00:03:58.600 I've done it a million times.

00:04:00.000 So I predict, I know exactly, I speed it up because I know exactly how she's going to respond.

00:04:04.900 Well, wait, let me get ready.

00:04:06.100 I know exactly what they're going to say, right?

00:04:08.520 And I go, ready.

00:04:09.160 Yeah, you're going to get that thrifty outfit again.

00:04:10.800 And she goes, it's that thrifty.

00:04:11.760 It's Louis Vuitton.

00:04:12.500 You look trash in green.

00:04:14.100 I like you in black.

00:04:15.000 That Instagram photo, go to that one.

00:04:17.140 She goes, you like this one, right?

00:04:19.260 Women, if you tell them you like an outfit, they don't get excited.

00:04:21.920 If you tell them you don't like one and show them the one you like, then they go, oh, he's making me hotter.

00:04:28.580 Everything in my life is getting better.

00:04:30.740 They need truth, right?

00:04:32.400 Uh, yeah.

00:04:34.560 Bro.

00:04:35.120 And be honest.

00:04:35.940 Don't wear your hair like that.

00:04:36.620 Save this for a course.

00:04:37.600 Bro, you're.

00:04:38.640 Well, I'll still make money on the course.

00:04:40.680 Like, get your people deserve some free shit.

00:04:43.520 Thank you.

00:04:44.360 Plus, in my course, it'll go in detail with a video.

00:04:46.760 Wait, I need to get another rubber.

00:04:50.500 And it worked five years as a bartender, bouncer, DJ.

00:04:53.580 And then, you know, all this, but you, none of those guys can explain it on a podcast.

00:04:58.260 They just don't know how to explain it, but they do it instinctively.

00:05:01.080 It's like, if you're around women, you just get them, right?

00:05:05.140 All girls are the same.

00:05:06.560 Yeah.

00:05:07.040 Like, literally, you can fucking pick up a girl by saying nothing.

00:05:10.180 Pretend you're a girl.

00:05:11.400 No.

00:05:11.660 Right?

00:05:12.100 All right.

00:05:12.600 Look at this.

00:05:14.040 Hey.

00:05:15.100 Stop.

00:05:16.380 Hey.

00:05:16.640 Okay.

00:05:16.920 They're going to clip this.

00:05:17.740 You can literally say nothing and just do that level of tone.

00:05:21.300 And literally, they start getting wet.

00:05:23.100 They're so dumb.

00:05:23.880 So, what is it with the tone of voice?

00:05:25.300 Explain the tone of voice thing.

00:05:27.080 I would do pacing, right?

00:05:28.500 If she's laughing, I go faster.

00:05:30.080 If her anxiety is high, I go way slower.

00:05:32.540 And if her anxiety is really high, like, let me ask you.

00:05:35.800 Pretend to be the girl.

00:05:36.960 Like, where do you want to go eat?

00:05:40.620 Right.

00:05:41.040 What do you want me to do?

00:05:41.680 What?

00:05:41.900 You can just answer.

00:05:42.700 Like, where do you want to go eat?

00:05:43.720 I don't know.

00:05:44.100 Where do you want to eat?

00:05:50.720 Oh, did I ask you that?

00:05:52.120 And then immediately goes, oh, he's not listening to me.

00:05:54.320 Her anxiety drops.

00:05:55.700 But if you're attentive, she goes, oh, fuck.

00:05:58.000 Am I saying?

00:05:58.400 There's a lot of pressure.

00:05:59.180 Yeah.

00:05:59.540 So, the hype.

00:06:00.480 My game that I've mastered is direct dismissive.

00:06:03.940 So, I'd be like, damn, Amy, you're cute.

00:06:05.460 And she goes, yeah, but, like, I'm kind of talking to a guy.

00:06:07.860 And I go, man, you're cute anyway.

00:06:10.680 Selena.

00:06:11.460 That's the one.

00:06:12.440 In front of her.

00:06:13.220 So, I'm direct with Amy.

00:06:14.820 Oh, she's giving me friction.

00:06:16.640 Dismiss Amy with happiness.

00:06:18.160 Oh, it's okay, baby girl.

00:06:19.600 And she goes, whoa, that was key.

00:06:20.980 Just moved on to the next one.

00:06:22.800 And then she goes, oh, he's a businessman.

00:06:24.400 He needs his dick wet right now.

00:06:26.920 So, direct but dismissive.

00:06:28.600 Not direct, direct.

00:06:29.680 Like, hurt them.

00:06:30.380 Fuck that.

00:06:32.220 Me, I just say, I don't do let me knows.

00:06:34.280 Yes or no.

00:06:35.000 Then that puts on her.

00:06:35.780 And if she gives you some snarky response or whatever, just leave her dumb ass on red.

00:06:38.900 Well, here's the thing with game is that it's an art form.

00:06:41.360 It always has to match your personality because if it's forced at all, like, if anybody in the chat does exactly what Zerka does, it's not going to work.

00:06:47.580 Well, you can prompt the woman.

00:06:49.080 So, every girl I meet, I have scared girls texting them too much.

00:06:52.560 So, as soon as I meet them, I go, yo, I'm like clingy.

00:06:54.840 I'm clingy.

00:06:55.560 I text a lot.

00:06:56.460 But, like, if we don't work out this week, I'll forget who the fuck you are.

00:06:59.620 I've got so many bitches.

00:07:00.740 But I'm clingy.

00:07:01.440 And then a lot of them go, yeah, me too.

00:07:02.940 Like, they want to play that game even though they're not.

00:07:05.000 And I go, I need a lot of bubbles or else I get bored.

00:07:07.760 Like, I tell them how creepy it's going to be talking to me.

00:07:10.600 And it makes the creepiness go away.

00:07:12.500 But if I hit her up with 32 cocaine bubbles, no way.

00:07:16.880 And when you get her number, never give her your phone.

00:07:19.700 Say, no, no, no, no.

00:07:20.600 It's dead.

00:07:21.420 Give me yours.

00:07:22.080 And you type and text yourself.

00:07:25.020 That's 100% guaranteed.

00:07:26.960 Why is that better?

00:07:28.120 Because 50% of the time you give your phone to her, fake number.

00:07:32.640 Or she's not going to text back or something.

00:07:34.220 Yeah.

00:07:34.540 Yeah.

00:07:35.860 And I always text myself the same thing.

00:07:38.560 What?

00:07:38.980 Daddy, you're so fucking hard.

00:07:40.580 Like, a big message to myself.

00:07:42.220 Right.

00:07:42.580 And then it's not funny.

00:07:44.040 Everyone does that.

00:07:44.800 But I respond to my phone right away.

00:07:46.360 I go, chill out, chill out.

00:07:47.440 You're like a little fangirl.

00:07:48.940 And so when she reads it, it's actually a story.

00:07:51.060 Right?

00:07:51.420 From both sides.

00:07:52.200 Right?

00:07:52.820 And usually she'll read it when she's drunk at 3 a.m.

00:07:54.960 She goes, why did you text this?

00:07:56.920 And you go, no, baby girl.

00:07:57.720 You texted that.

00:07:58.480 You horny little bitch.

00:08:00.040 Right?

00:08:00.660 And again, when you're in advancing positions and being horny, you're dismissive horny.

00:08:08.060 So she goes, I'm not giving you pussy.

00:08:09.700 You go, damn, that sucks.

00:08:11.480 But if you ever go, why not?

00:08:13.580 Yeah.

00:08:14.800 We've all done that.

00:08:15.980 Nah, yeah.

00:08:16.520 But what if I just did this?

00:08:17.920 Right?

00:08:18.880 And like, you can see how stupid women are.

00:08:21.240 Like, they go, I'm not having sex with you, John.

00:08:23.160 Right?

00:08:23.720 And I go, okay.

00:08:24.680 Right?

00:08:25.580 Well, you know, like, I'm about to go to bed.

00:08:27.980 Good night.

00:08:28.720 And your stuff's right there.

00:08:29.940 And I go in and I close the door in my room.

00:08:32.300 And she's alone in my apartment.

00:08:34.120 And this is what they do.

00:08:35.020 And I, this is what they do.

00:08:37.400 No one's ever done that.

00:08:38.380 They wait in the parking lot.

00:08:40.700 And they're shook.

00:08:42.080 Well, actually, I wanted to watch a movie and stuff.

00:08:44.560 And I go, okay, I'm in bed.

00:08:45.760 Don't be loud.

00:08:46.500 Like, I might be snoozing in five minutes.

00:08:48.580 I'm tired.

00:08:49.140 Come watch the movie.

00:08:50.460 And then in bed, I turn my back to the bitch.

00:08:53.140 Right?

00:08:53.540 And then literally, there are fucking anxiety spikes.

00:08:55.920 They're like, whoa, this guy's friendzoning me.

00:08:57.580 And I am friendzoning you.

00:08:58.800 If you're not touching me, you can just chill in my bed.

00:09:01.300 Keep me company, bitch.

00:09:02.800 And then, right?

00:09:05.000 She'll initiate the touch.

00:09:07.020 And then I will fucking cuddle.

00:09:09.100 And then, and then I'll talk her into the pussy being wet.

00:09:12.280 And then when it's really, really wet, I go have a phone call.

00:09:16.600 Like, oh, I got to take this call.

00:09:17.580 It's important.

00:09:18.420 And she's like, what the fuck?

00:09:19.360 I'm soaked.

00:09:19.940 He's just fingering the shit on you.

00:09:21.660 And I'll let the bitch cook for like 10 minutes, right?

00:09:23.900 In the microwave.

00:09:25.000 Right?

00:09:25.420 And then I'll walk in and I'll be like, no, go back to that position.

00:09:28.480 Right?

00:09:28.840 And really, it's like always the same thing, really.

00:09:32.660 And it's, none of it is fake.

00:09:34.240 I do mean it that you can chill with me.

00:09:36.080 But, you know, we're going to wake up as friends because you poured the fuck out of me.

00:09:39.400 Even if I fuck you tomorrow, you're awkward to me now.

00:09:42.360 We didn't fuck the first night.

00:09:45.100 So how often does it actually go with the, because I've had that scenario happen a lot of time where it goes like, I don't want to sleep the first night.

00:09:51.280 I'm not easy.

00:09:51.820 And I kick him out.

00:09:53.500 And then.

00:09:54.600 Well, you're not supposed to kick him out.

00:09:55.820 Just turn your back and go to bed.

00:09:57.820 They always wake you up.

00:09:59.340 Sneak out.

00:10:00.040 I don't want them in my living room.

00:10:01.800 Like, and I'm clearly not awake.

00:10:03.040 I do the Myron.

00:10:04.040 We have the same tactic there.

00:10:05.080 I'll just like call another girl like in front of her or something like that.

00:10:07.580 Or I'll just like, I'll make it clear that I got someone else.

00:10:09.620 I got plan B coming in.

00:10:10.940 Like, I don't want to.

00:10:11.540 Well, anytime.

00:10:12.360 I'm wasting that much time.

00:10:13.360 I got, I got shit to do.

00:10:14.200 Anytime they give me that kind of thing, I go, what?

00:10:16.440 And I just tell the truth.

00:10:17.800 I say, what?

00:10:18.600 You're boring.

00:10:19.940 I hope you didn't do this with the gas station guy that you dated.

00:10:22.840 Oof.

00:10:23.300 And you're doing this to the high value male.

00:10:25.000 And then I go, you know what?

00:10:27.340 It's fine.

00:10:28.020 I'm not mad.

00:10:29.180 Right?

00:10:30.040 We're cool.

00:10:30.820 But I need some sleep.

00:10:32.680 And then that's when the, really, most of the time, even when they say, okay, I'm staying.

00:10:37.320 And start making out with me.

00:10:38.400 I'm so petty.

00:10:39.440 I go, kind of ruined the mood.

00:10:41.240 Just get the fuck out.

00:10:42.620 And I'm the type to never hit them back.

00:10:44.540 There's one girl I picked up out of the studio downstairs.

00:10:47.960 And she didn't give me a head.

00:10:50.860 And we had a bunch of fun.

00:10:52.600 And then she hit me up to suck my dick the next day.

00:10:54.460 I said, nope.

00:10:55.560 If you don't do it when I need it, never.

00:10:58.300 You know how many girls in my DMs?

00:10:59.840 You lost your fucking.

00:11:01.060 And she's like, whoa, you're petty.

00:11:02.820 I'm like, yo, it could be worse.

00:11:03.880 I could do a hit piece on you, dumb bitch.

00:11:06.180 You really want a girl just wandering around your living room where all your stuff is?

00:11:10.240 You know, she could be taking a Snapchat or something.

00:11:12.560 Well, if I want to fuck her, I'll keep her.

00:11:15.040 Yeah.

00:11:15.280 If I'm really.

00:11:16.220 Dude, there's been so.

00:11:17.320 I've had nights where I'm literally dry humping her all night.

00:11:20.400 And she goes, oh, my God.

00:11:21.820 We're going to fuck one day.

00:11:24.000 And, yeah.

00:11:25.620 And then what?

00:11:26.300 Some girls are so pretty that I don't kick them out.

00:11:28.340 I go, I'll enjoy dry humping.

00:11:30.020 This is dry.

00:11:31.200 Yeah.

00:11:31.760 Yeah.

00:11:31.960 My ex, when she first did a hit piece on me, she's like,

00:11:35.040 our first date, he pulled me up to the hotel

00:11:37.860 and just humped my leg for like an hour and a half.

00:11:40.320 I thought it was very weird.

00:11:42.260 I enjoyed it.

00:11:43.060 I just had her leggings on.

00:11:44.560 And she's like, no one's ever done that.

00:11:45.880 And we were talking about casual things,

00:11:47.260 like about like politics and stuff while I was humping her.

00:11:50.200 And she's like, you didn't even turn me on.

00:11:52.140 Yeah.

00:11:52.680 It's not about her.

00:11:53.580 It's about you.

00:11:54.500 Well, I'm very like, like just caveman.

00:11:56.940 I don't fuck this shit.

00:11:58.100 You know, I like that caveman thing because I have an online presence.

00:12:01.600 So it's like, bitch, you watch this video.

00:12:03.460 You know who I am.

00:12:04.400 Don't expect me not to act like a wolf.

00:12:06.560 Right.

00:12:07.160 Sometimes I howl, bitch.

00:12:09.520 But what's the best way to avoid that?

00:12:11.140 Because I've, well, before the reversion, everything like that.

00:12:13.520 And fuck boy days.

00:12:14.520 I've never seen you strike out.

00:12:15.820 So I don't know.

00:12:16.360 What do you mean?

00:12:16.980 What do you mean?

00:12:17.380 I'll take a girl on a date, stuff like that.

00:12:19.080 And then I bring her back here.

00:12:20.020 And it's very clear.

00:12:20.960 Like I can tell she's thinking.

00:12:22.260 Oh, you did the date wrong.

00:12:23.400 The whole date is literally foreplay.

00:12:25.700 It is.

00:12:26.200 It is.

00:12:27.000 No, no.

00:12:27.320 Her pussy has to be soaked on the date.

00:12:29.020 Not here.

00:12:29.920 She can't.

00:12:30.640 A woman isn't a fucking race car that'll start in your apartment.

00:12:33.800 Right, right, right.

00:12:34.340 You literally have to do a four-hour date.

00:12:36.280 Get gelato.

00:12:37.260 What's the best way to start to get foreplay done at the date?

00:12:40.700 It's usually that hot and cold where you're like pulling her in and your bodies are touching.

00:12:44.760 Then you're like insulting.

00:12:45.940 Then this.

00:12:46.700 Then that.

00:12:47.220 And then you kind of like hug her at the beach.

00:12:49.700 But then run one finger up her pussy by accident.

00:12:52.000 You go, damn, don't cancel me.

00:12:53.400 And she goes, shut up.

00:12:54.480 Da, da, da.

00:12:55.120 And then da, da, da, da.

00:12:56.280 Then kissing.

00:12:57.440 So light sexual harassment.

00:12:58.620 Don't clip that zero.

00:13:00.260 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:00.880 Pretty much.

00:13:01.480 She better be literally fucking.

00:13:04.080 You can tell she's ready when you go.

00:13:06.260 You want to just go back?

00:13:07.680 And she goes, okay.

00:13:09.000 Well, I mean, are you done eating?

00:13:11.060 But usually if you say you want to go back.

00:13:12.700 They go like this.

00:13:13.760 Usually they go like this.

00:13:15.480 Like you're trying to fuck me, bro.

00:13:16.800 Yeah, bitch.

00:13:17.740 You think I want to eat gelato with you?

00:13:19.220 You fucking dumb bitch.

00:13:20.220 Trying to fuck the shit out of you.

00:13:21.340 You're boring as fuck.

00:13:22.620 Right?

00:13:22.960 No one gives a fuck.

00:13:23.660 I don't give a fuck that your dad fucking has a dog, bro.

00:13:26.060 Fuck your dad.

00:13:26.800 Fuck your dad.

00:13:28.220 I'm so tired of that.

00:13:29.380 They give you the look like you're trying to get some pussy.

00:13:31.280 Yes.

00:13:31.520 Yes, bitch.

00:13:32.580 Yes.

00:13:33.160 Literally, you're boring.

00:13:34.340 If you didn't have a hole, I would literally do anything.

00:13:38.380 I would just disappear out of your life.

00:13:40.160 I would vanish.

00:13:40.960 Even if you were in a wheelchair, bitch.

00:13:43.000 Maybe not a wheelchair.

00:13:44.360 God is watching.

00:13:45.640 But yeah, women are very dumb, right?

00:13:47.160 And if I was a woman, I could give women game too.

00:13:50.100 Tease blue ball him for three weeks and he'll fall in love.

00:13:53.220 And I hate saying this because every time with a girl, they start going,

00:13:56.720 I'm the one who's going to do that.

00:13:57.920 No, bitch.

00:13:58.400 Get out.

00:13:58.800 You're not the one.

00:13:59.680 I'll kick you out.

00:14:01.320 But yeah, every girlfriend I ever had literally blue balled me.

00:14:05.120 And they were smart with game.

00:14:07.160 Most of my girlfriends, I fucked the first night.

00:14:10.960 That means you never respected them since day one.

00:14:15.420 Because bro, when they bring a girl, when a girl brings a 6'5 dude to his knees

00:14:19.920 and he's doing everything, getting zero pussy three weeks,

00:14:24.360 it's increasing the purity in my head of what I think she is.

00:14:28.480 And really, she's going, oh, I'm taming the dragon because that's all they want.

00:14:32.560 If they want a murderer that will kill anyone, the waiter, they hate everyone,

00:14:37.340 a rude guy, but treat her like a princess.

00:14:40.080 That's all they want because they're afraid of death so much.

00:14:42.620 They want like a weapon.

00:14:43.440 Gideon's calling.

00:14:45.400 Yeah, what up, man?

00:14:45.940 I'm streaming with Zerka.

00:14:47.900 I know.

00:14:48.320 I'm watching.

00:14:49.060 What's good, Zerka?

00:14:50.320 What's happening?

00:14:51.540 Gideon, give us some dating advice.

00:14:53.200 What you got?

00:14:54.900 Some dating advice?

00:14:55.740 Oh, wait.

00:14:56.240 Wait.

00:14:56.500 Wait.

00:14:56.700 What's this one?

00:14:58.740 I just thought...

00:14:59.540 Wait, never mind.

00:15:00.740 What's dating about us on what?

00:15:02.000 On women, not men.

00:15:06.280 Oh, damn.

00:15:07.100 I mean...

00:15:08.840 Well, he raw dogs them with his big black cock, so he's...

00:15:11.960 Oh, he's on a bus?

00:15:13.320 Oh, you're on a bus?

00:15:14.560 Hey, why is my black friend at the back of the bus?

00:15:16.820 What the fuck is going on?

00:15:18.600 I am in the back of the bus.

00:15:20.000 That is crazy.

00:15:21.500 That's not cool.

00:15:22.300 I saw a liberal white woman in front of you, Gideon.

00:15:24.280 You tell her who's boss.

00:15:26.520 Huh?

00:15:27.280 All right.

00:15:27.700 Let me ask them.

00:15:28.760 Yeah.

00:15:29.420 Would any of you guys like to break a stereotype

00:15:30.900 and help me get into the front of the bus?

00:15:32.440 Yeah.

00:15:32.860 By any means necessary, Gideon.

00:15:35.860 No one said anything.

00:15:37.580 I'm staying my house.

00:15:38.340 So, why are you in a bus?

00:15:39.860 Like...

00:15:40.140 He's in the airport.

00:15:41.760 Oh.

00:15:43.720 Gideon always doing black guy stuff.

00:15:45.520 Yeah, you really are.

00:15:46.820 Like, you're always terrorizing these poor liberal white women.

00:15:49.160 Get off the bus, bro.

00:15:50.600 Get a skateboard.

00:15:53.040 I'm not rolling apart.

00:15:54.120 I'm not going to get off the bus.

00:15:56.240 All right, bro.

00:16:00.040 Go crazy.

00:16:00.640 Hey, he said WStream.

00:16:01.760 Yo, thanks to Dion.

00:16:06.160 What were we talking about?

00:16:07.740 Dating advice.

00:16:08.580 But see, if a girl makes you wait for a long time

00:16:11.140 and she's been fucked before,

00:16:12.520 this is why I want to marry you.

00:16:13.220 Oh, that's different.

00:16:14.400 Oh, no.

00:16:15.020 Oh, girl.

00:16:15.580 Oh, what?

00:16:16.040 No, no.

00:16:16.360 The ones who made me wait,

00:16:17.540 the whole time would be like,

00:16:18.740 nobody fucks you.

00:16:19.840 She will never fuck you, bro.

00:16:21.000 Don't waste your time.

00:16:22.060 And I go, oh, yeah.

00:16:22.960 No, you don't understand what I'm saying.

00:16:24.180 Like, the girls that make you,

00:16:25.180 like, try to play the hard to get thing

00:16:26.500 and they've been fucked.

00:16:28.120 It's like, it's just disrespectful.

00:16:29.380 That's just crazy.

00:16:30.160 Why are you making me wait

00:16:31.320 when you let that,

00:16:32.060 you suck to random guy's dick in the club

00:16:33.820 for some cocaine, you know?

00:16:35.400 Like, and you're going to put,

00:16:36.780 you're going to make me wait?

00:16:37.780 Like, I'm better than all these dudes.

00:16:39.320 That should just,

00:16:39.800 it doesn't make me,

00:16:40.560 I don't lose respect if I fuck you.

00:16:41.640 I tell them that to their face.

00:16:42.940 If I fuck her the first night,

00:16:43.900 it's like, yeah, you should.

00:16:45.120 You know?

00:16:45.520 Like, yeah.

00:16:46.020 Now, if she's known as a good girl in town,

00:16:49.740 oh, I'll wait.

00:16:51.220 I'll wait, bro.

00:16:52.380 I'll literally,

00:16:52.720 I could blue ball myself for a long time.

00:16:54.500 I'll wait.

00:16:55.260 I'll be loyal for that.

00:16:56.240 But how was a girl known as a good girl in town?

00:16:58.380 Well, that happened in 2016.

00:17:00.380 Now that never happened,

00:17:01.480 so I give up on that.

00:17:03.220 2016 wasn't that bad.

00:17:04.460 It wasn't,

00:17:04.940 it was whores,

00:17:05.680 but there were still some options.

00:17:07.620 And then OnlyFans came out.

00:17:10.020 Even if they don't have an OnlyFans,

00:17:12.580 they have a secret OnlyFans.

00:17:14.300 Yeah, it's just,

00:17:14.820 it's just like,

00:17:15.280 I don't feel like,

00:17:16.780 I don't know.

00:17:17.640 I don't lose respect

00:17:18.420 if I fuck a girl on the first night, really.

00:17:20.840 That's not a big deal.

00:17:21.840 Well, no, not anymore.

00:17:22.680 Me neither.

00:17:23.220 I already came with no respect now.

00:17:25.680 But if it's a good girl,

00:17:27.080 I'm thinking of like the good old days, bro.

00:17:28.600 What am I saying?

00:17:29.800 All right.

00:17:30.100 They're all whores now.

00:17:30.980 Yeah.

00:17:32.540 That's pretty a joke.

00:17:34.360 What is this?

00:17:35.040 Yo, didn't they fucking,

00:17:36.400 didn't they fucking put you

00:17:37.460 at the backseat of the bus,

00:17:38.680 those racists?

00:17:39.920 Saw that shit, bro.

00:17:41.060 They're dealing,

00:17:41.680 yo, you,

00:17:42.260 yo, Logan.

00:17:43.120 Logan, you little fucking cheese.

00:17:44.500 Why are you so amped up right now?

00:17:46.560 And you with the shiny teeth

00:17:47.880 just makes it funny.

00:17:48.560 Spring head ass,

00:17:49.160 fucking no hairline.

00:17:50.380 Bitch, I knock you out.

00:17:51.440 You ever do that to my nigga,

00:17:52.660 put him in the back of the bus,

00:17:53.800 you fucking little racist,

00:17:54.860 angling white boy.

00:17:55.940 Cuck,

00:17:56.320 you're a fucking cuck ass bitch

00:17:57.780 wearing a dress.

00:17:58.600 I knock your bitch ass out

00:18:00.100 like I've knocked out fucking Maylac.

00:18:02.080 You ever talk to my fucking black community

00:18:04.020 like that again?

00:18:04.880 This BLM,

00:18:05.760 this Malcolm X,

00:18:06.580 X,

00:18:06.840 X fucking your girl,

00:18:07.980 bitch.

00:18:08.180 When did I say this?

00:18:10.620 Oh my God.

00:18:11.500 You don't remember any of this stuff,

00:18:12.020 you're just cooking.

00:18:12.500 Am I that funny?

00:18:13.580 What the fuck?

00:18:14.080 Am I funnier than Dave Chappelle?

00:18:15.520 Lots of thanks for the fives.

00:18:16.320 Did Myron get cold feet

00:18:16.960 about having Nick on?

00:18:18.080 No,

00:18:18.460 Myron was sick that week,

00:18:19.340 but we'll see if he actually does.

00:18:20.440 Come on.

00:18:24.680 Okay.

00:18:25.320 No,

00:18:25.540 if Myron had Dawson on,

00:18:26.700 he'll have Nick on.

00:18:27.340 Like,

00:18:27.440 it's the same shit.

00:18:28.480 What do you think of this alpha tier list?

00:18:30.220 Are you on here?

00:18:31.920 No.

00:18:32.200 How did you not put Zerka on here?

00:18:34.820 Well,

00:18:35.000 I don't think I'm alpha.

00:18:36.080 Like,

00:18:36.200 I'm kind of like a fucking enemy guy,

00:18:38.060 bro.

00:18:38.400 I'm a nerd.

00:18:39.380 Pop Smoke and Brett Cooper?

00:18:41.440 That's almost the greatest fall time.

00:18:43.080 Kanye,

00:18:43.460 then Pop.

00:18:44.260 Pop Smoke was Muslim.

00:18:46.640 Really?

00:18:47.360 Yeah.

00:18:47.680 Whoa.

00:18:48.220 He said,

00:18:48.580 Asalaamu Alaikum.

00:18:49.540 Omar Khos Paidu.

00:18:50.600 Oh,

00:18:50.960 but I thought he was just singing,

00:18:52.360 bro.

00:18:52.580 Talk to the general.

00:18:53.320 Well,

00:18:53.780 a lot of the woos

00:18:55.220 and like that gang,

00:18:55.880 a lot of the black dudes

00:18:57.020 in Brooklyn are,

00:18:57.920 you know,

00:18:58.640 prison Muslims.

00:18:59.740 You know how it goes.

00:19:00.920 Okay.

00:19:01.200 Can we get into this,

00:19:02.440 into this grilling video?

00:19:05.840 It's your stream,

00:19:06.620 bro.

00:19:06.800 Chad,

00:19:07.000 I want to see,

00:19:07.600 I want to see Zerka

00:19:08.940 on this show so bad.

00:19:13.300 Chad,

00:19:13.740 type a one if you already saw this too,

00:19:15.060 if you didn't.

00:19:16.300 Because I want to go analyze it.

00:19:17.400 Wait, wait,

00:19:17.760 cigarette break.

00:19:18.500 Cigarette break.

00:19:19.240 Okay,

00:19:19.480 go ahead.

00:19:20.140 Well,

00:19:20.280 I do want you to,

00:19:21.000 11K,

00:19:22.060 I want you to analyze my game here

00:19:25.420 and see how I did.

00:19:26.200 And maybe you can pick up some tactics.

00:19:26.560 Chad,

00:19:26.740 yo,

00:19:26.960 rate the stream out of 10,

00:19:28.160 but be critical

00:19:28.960 because we actually get better.

00:19:29.900 You've been cooking.

00:19:30.520 You're carrying right now.

00:19:31.380 One time,

00:19:31.920 I believe,

00:19:32.420 Chad,

00:19:33.020 rate it out of 10,

00:19:34.060 but don't be that 10 out of 10 cringe.

00:19:36.300 Okay,

00:19:36.740 mostly twos.

00:19:37.980 Mostly twos.

00:19:38.540 You guys haven't really seen this yet.

00:19:41.760 Okay.

00:19:43.120 Zerka's taking a little break.

00:19:45.680 He's carrying right now.

00:19:49.040 So you got,

00:19:50.120 I want,

00:19:50.660 I want to watch this.

00:19:51.320 I want to react to this.

00:19:51.920 We got Myron pulling up in a bit.

00:19:53.180 I want to see some more videos in the discord.

00:19:55.040 Click the link in the description

00:19:55.780 for the new discord

00:19:57.320 and the new telegram.

00:19:58.020 I want to watch some stuff with him.

00:20:07.280 She was interested in your head game.

00:20:08.800 Okay.

00:20:09.060 Well,

00:20:09.720 for the most,

00:20:10.760 I would say 60,

00:20:11.680 40,

00:20:11.920 people already saw it.

00:20:12.480 Nine out of 11.

00:20:13.280 Haha.

00:20:13.600 Nine out of 10.

00:20:16.020 We're just getting started too.

00:20:17.000 This is just the intro.

00:20:17.840 I have a lot of videos I want to watch.

00:20:18.980 Actually something that I've got to say,

00:20:27.340 I'll give you one more.

00:20:27.780 Hello?

00:20:28.580 Yo,

00:20:28.900 chap,

00:20:29.760 if you ever have a stale conversation with a girl,

00:20:32.440 remember,

00:20:33.260 sex is toxic.

00:20:34.320 Like,

00:20:34.520 you bitch,

00:20:35.240 you know?

00:20:35.800 So they can't see you as a nice guy

00:20:37.540 because there's no arousal there,

00:20:38.840 right?

00:20:39.920 So an easy thing to do

00:20:41.840 if you just meet her

00:20:42.660 is you call her a pussy.

00:20:44.200 You'd be like,

00:20:44.540 man,

00:20:44.680 you're a pussy.

00:20:45.080 You don't say bad words.

00:20:46.020 Like,

00:20:46.240 can I call you something?

00:20:47.800 And then on the phone call,

00:20:49.180 she'd be like,

00:20:49.520 yeah,

00:20:49.700 you can say it.

00:20:50.420 You know,

00:20:50.620 you can gauge that yourself.

00:20:52.120 That's your job.

00:20:53.380 And then you go,

00:20:54.060 you have a little fucking whore.

00:20:55.520 And then she's going to call you a whore

00:20:56.700 and immediately it spikes arousal

00:20:58.420 and gets you away from small talk.

00:21:00.320 You need her to call you.

00:21:01.860 What do you do when she calls you a whore?

00:21:03.300 I say,

00:21:05.320 I like that.

00:21:05.940 What the fuck?

00:21:06.380 That's good.

00:21:07.020 That means you're going to fuck her.

00:21:08.080 What the hell?

00:21:08.600 You like when a girl calls you a whore?

00:21:10.820 Dude,

00:21:11.260 if they're talking dirty,

00:21:13.420 I'm about to fuck.

00:21:14.800 If they're talking nice,

00:21:16.280 I'm never fucking.

00:21:17.340 Obviously.

00:21:17.820 But what's the immediate response?

00:21:19.180 Because you don't want her

00:21:20.020 to have any level of power

00:21:21.240 and be degraded.

00:21:22.440 If you watch all my million clips with girls,

00:21:25.400 I've never responded to a woman's insult,

00:21:27.840 right?

00:21:28.060 I'll smile.

00:21:28.960 I'll be dismissive

00:21:29.800 because I genuinely instinctively think

00:21:31.680 they're inferior,

00:21:32.800 right?

00:21:33.300 Like it doesn't hurt me.

00:21:34.680 If they was Zerka,

00:21:35.280 you're a whore.

00:21:36.040 So embrace the misogyny.

00:21:37.520 No,

00:21:37.720 I go,

00:21:37.980 am I a bad whore?

00:21:39.480 Like I'll never actually say,

00:21:40.900 no bitch,

00:21:41.300 you're a whore

00:21:41.740 because then that's assuming

00:21:42.960 she's on my level

00:21:43.820 that I got hit.

00:21:44.720 I have to hit back.

00:21:45.320 Right,

00:21:45.540 right,

00:21:45.700 right.

00:21:46.020 And I genuinely think

00:21:47.460 I'm better than them.

00:21:48.360 Like they're not that rare.

00:21:49.920 A million of these girls

00:21:50.900 go on fresh and fit

00:21:51.740 and nothing happens.

00:21:52.580 I go on once,

00:21:53.280 I take over the algorithm.

00:21:54.820 Women,

00:21:55.380 I know they're under me.

00:21:56.580 These bitches are under me,

00:21:58.120 right?

00:22:00.600 Use the misogyny.

00:22:02.040 Yeah,

00:22:02.500 I've noticed Neeko

00:22:03.260 always responds to a jab

00:22:05.100 like a boxer.

00:22:06.300 Like he has to jab back.

00:22:07.420 You agitate.

00:22:08.680 Yeah,

00:22:08.900 you're right.

00:22:09.140 You're right.

00:22:10.360 I'm the only one that goes,

00:22:11.420 I was a little girl.

00:22:12.200 Their tactics never work

00:22:13.500 when they try to make fun of,

00:22:14.420 I noticed that when he's

00:22:15.040 on fresh and fit,

00:22:15.620 they try to make fun of his teeth

00:22:16.600 or something like that

00:22:17.280 or call him a cokehead

00:22:18.080 and it's just an insult

00:22:19.340 from a girl.

00:22:19.980 It doesn't even,

00:22:21.000 you don't even have to dodge it.

00:22:22.060 It doesn't hurt.

00:22:22.700 It doesn't attack him at all.

00:22:23.800 It's just,

00:22:24.460 it's nothing.

00:22:25.260 Me,

00:22:25.520 I'll get caught up

00:22:26.060 in all these petty arguments

00:22:26.960 with these whores

00:22:27.800 because I'm like,

00:22:28.640 they'll be like,

00:22:29.240 you're not masculine.

00:22:30.360 I'm like,

00:22:30.580 yeah,

00:22:30.760 you're not,

00:22:31.240 like I'm going back and forth

00:22:32.480 as if she's an equal.

00:22:34.120 That is how I get caught up

00:22:35.300 in those,

00:22:35.700 in those pointless arguments.

00:22:37.620 If she asks you a hard question

00:22:38.960 like she's trying to trip you up

00:22:39.900 so she goes,

00:22:40.740 you fuck a lot of girls,

00:22:41.780 Zerka.

00:22:42.620 Always go like this.

00:22:43.740 Zerka,

00:22:44.060 you fuck a lot of girls,

00:22:44.980 right?

00:22:45.420 I know you do.

00:22:46.800 I go like this.

00:22:48.340 Hmm.

00:22:49.400 Hmm.

00:22:52.880 Dismissive.

00:22:53.520 No,

00:22:53.720 no,

00:22:53.840 I go,

00:22:54.220 hmm.

00:22:55.800 No,

00:22:56.200 no,

00:22:56.320 I don't.

00:22:57.220 And legit,

00:22:57.940 what you're doing there

00:22:59.240 is you're answering

00:22:59.860 on your own time

00:23:00.780 and she,

00:23:01.780 you know women have anxiety.

00:23:03.120 She needs a million questions.

00:23:05.080 Don't answer.

00:23:06.180 You did this.

00:23:06.800 You did that.

00:23:07.320 And you're answering,

00:23:08.440 you're building her anxiety.

00:23:09.600 She won't fuck you.

00:23:10.960 Decelerate her to zero.

00:23:12.080 Shut the fuck up.

00:23:13.340 You literally need to decelerate her

00:23:15.600 to fuck her.

00:23:16.620 If she goes a thousand questions

00:23:18.460 and you're firing them back,

00:23:20.340 on podcasts you can do that.

00:23:21.460 If you're trying to fuck her,

00:23:22.160 don't,

00:23:22.440 right?

00:23:23.160 Literally get her

00:23:24.100 the sleepiest state

00:23:25.320 she can be in,

00:23:26.160 right?

00:23:26.400 Like literally bore her to death

00:23:28.160 when she's,

00:23:29.060 when her anxiety's high

00:23:30.000 and call her out.

00:23:31.440 Like,

00:23:31.640 yo,

00:23:31.720 I'm not here to babysit

00:23:32.540 your fucking gay ass anxiety.

00:23:33.820 I know I'm good looking,

00:23:34.640 like get over it.

00:23:35.480 And then they snap out of it,

00:23:36.560 right?

00:23:37.280 Honesty is the best policy,

00:23:38.340 right?

00:23:40.520 Thanks for the 50.

00:23:41.420 Bellator PG,

00:23:42.240 big 50.

00:23:43.280 Zirko is dropping some gems.

00:23:44.340 The one down

00:23:45.140 when Meijer gets in,

00:23:46.020 W stream.

00:23:46.540 I'll give all the gems.

00:23:48.640 Another thing,

00:23:49.420 if you want a hose,

00:23:50.640 never say anything,

00:23:51.980 right?

00:23:52.180 Let's say we're on the street.

00:23:53.360 I was bouncing,

00:23:54.240 I have the earpiece,

00:23:55.600 everything's cool,

00:23:56.260 Zirko,

00:23:56.400 you can go for a cigarette.

00:23:57.780 I see girls,

00:23:58.600 I go,

00:23:59.000 hey.

00:24:00.500 Now this is what they do.

00:24:02.320 They go,

00:24:03.440 hey.

00:24:03.880 Hey.

00:24:05.140 Hey.

00:24:05.500 And then I walk away.

00:24:06.720 And then eventually,

00:24:07.460 they come to me,

00:24:08.300 but the whores,

00:24:09.180 I go,

00:24:09.560 hey.

00:24:10.060 They go,

00:24:10.400 hey.

00:24:11.140 It's literally a mating call,

00:24:12.920 right?

00:24:14.080 The ones I went for

00:24:15.200 were shy,

00:24:15.900 petite,

00:24:16.340 small.

00:24:16.800 Or just come here,

00:24:17.500 bitch.

00:24:17.920 I'm scary.

00:24:19.180 So immediately,

00:24:20.520 because I know psychology,

00:24:21.560 I would study this shit,

00:24:22.500 watch it.

00:24:23.260 I would like,

00:24:24.080 she's this big,

00:24:25.000 she's this big,

00:24:25.740 right?

00:24:26.100 Yeah, yeah.

00:24:26.340 I talk to a lot of these bigs.

00:24:27.800 I know I'll never pick her up.

00:24:29.500 I could spend an hour

00:24:30.340 making her laugh.

00:24:31.640 She's just on guard.

00:24:32.780 So I would always be like this.

00:24:35.000 Hey,

00:24:35.460 hurry,

00:24:35.760 hurry.

00:24:36.460 And I'd be in my uniform

00:24:37.500 to go,

00:24:38.000 oh,

00:24:38.080 what does he want,

00:24:38.620 right?

00:24:39.140 I'll be like this.

00:24:39.920 I'm in my shoe.

00:24:41.040 Don't give me your number.

00:24:42.360 You're so cute.

00:24:43.640 Right?

00:24:43.840 Hurry,

00:24:44.100 hurry.

00:24:44.280 My manager's coming.

00:24:45.160 I got to go to work.

00:24:46.180 And literally,

00:24:46.940 they always give the number

00:24:48.440 when I'm looking up at them.

00:24:50.040 If I ever did,

00:24:51.800 hey man,

00:24:52.220 you're too cute.

00:24:52.660 Give me your number.

00:24:52.980 You scare the shit out of me.

00:24:53.960 This is no way,

00:24:56.520 bro.

00:24:57.140 And my buddies would be like,

00:24:58.420 oh,

00:24:58.580 Zerk,

00:24:58.780 I got to shoot nine times

00:25:00.120 in 10 minutes.

00:25:00.840 He's fucking killing it.

00:25:02.320 Right?

00:25:03.760 Again,

00:25:04.480 also,

00:25:04.900 if you're talking to a girl,

00:25:05.760 right?

00:25:06.200 Every time she's like laughing

00:25:07.740 and leaning into you,

00:25:08.540 like stop,

00:25:09.440 you lean away.

00:25:11.160 Every,

00:25:11.520 guys go in close.

00:25:12.800 They go,

00:25:12.980 oh,

00:25:13.100 really?

00:25:13.480 Creepy.

00:25:13.920 It's not good,

00:25:14.600 bro.

00:25:15.300 Literally,

00:25:15.660 always lean away.

00:25:17.440 Always.

00:25:18.160 Neutral or lean away.

00:25:19.620 And if she's talking,

00:25:20.720 look other places,

00:25:21.940 like you're distracted.

00:25:22.860 And she goes,

00:25:23.420 well,

00:25:23.560 you're not paying attention.

00:25:24.500 I go,

00:25:24.660 no,

00:25:24.800 no,

00:25:24.880 you're boring me.

00:25:26.000 When you say you're boring me,

00:25:27.960 they don't leave.

00:25:29.100 They go,

00:25:29.480 I need your validation.

00:25:31.160 Before I leave Zerka,

00:25:32.380 I have to prove I'm interesting.

00:25:33.740 Right.

00:25:33.980 And it works with men too.

00:25:37.180 How did you learn this?

00:25:38.060 Freud?

00:25:39.980 I read a lot of illegal books.

00:25:42.440 Let's just say that.

00:25:43.540 They're very sexist books.

00:25:45.440 And,

00:25:45.880 oh,

00:25:46.940 also another thing.

00:25:48.060 If you look scary like me,

00:25:49.360 you notice my body language is very flamboyant.

00:25:53.600 And you'll see Andrew Tate,

00:25:54.920 and a lot of people are good at this.

00:25:56.560 Well,

00:25:56.720 he's like 10% of me.

00:25:58.200 You'll see me do really,

00:26:00.160 really slow movements.

00:26:01.960 So I'm like,

00:26:03.220 Ashley,

00:26:04.120 stop.

00:26:05.900 You see how flamboyant that was?

00:26:07.600 Yeah.

00:26:07.780 But it brings her anxiety down

00:26:09.100 because a scary guy.

00:26:10.320 Now,

00:26:10.640 if I did,

00:26:11.020 yo,

00:26:11.140 Ashley,

00:26:12.160 never do that.

00:26:13.380 You just spike my anxiety.

00:26:14.200 Everything's slow,

00:26:15.140 blink slow.

00:26:16.020 Everything's dumb blonde about you.

00:26:18.060 But if you're a small guy,

00:26:19.240 you kind of have to be more,

00:26:20.820 you know?

00:26:21.500 You have to play it.

00:26:22.200 You have to play it up.

00:26:23.220 So you're giving,

00:26:23.740 you're giving six feet plus advice right now.

00:26:25.920 Well,

00:26:26.200 no,

00:26:26.440 no,

00:26:26.740 no,

00:26:27.440 I think it's advice for everyone

00:26:29.400 because no matter who you are,

00:26:30.680 you're scaring her.

00:26:31.520 Like,

00:26:31.720 they're always scared,

00:26:32.980 right?

00:26:34.160 There's a lot of guys that girls,

00:26:35.660 that's why it's called,

00:26:36.280 you're scaring the hoes.

00:26:37.300 Like,

00:26:37.540 the one thing you don't want to do

00:26:38.460 is scare them.

00:26:39.140 Okay,

00:26:39.340 but there's a difference between

00:26:39.960 creeping them out and scaring them,

00:26:41.600 like intimidating them.

00:26:45.840 Casual,

00:26:46.440 nonchalant,

00:26:47.420 direct,

00:26:48.200 dismissive.

00:26:49.080 And it's got to be like,

00:26:50.880 hey,

00:26:51.180 you're cute.

00:26:52.560 And give me your number.

00:26:54.040 And then you go,

00:26:54.660 like,

00:26:57.280 like you almost forgot you asked

00:26:58.560 or you texted someone else

00:26:59.680 in the middle of that.

00:27:00.740 It has to be that.

00:27:02.520 That's the best way to do it.

00:27:04.480 If you do,

00:27:05.000 I like you.

00:27:06.000 That's terrifying,

00:27:07.060 right?

00:27:08.080 And literally,

00:27:08.780 I'd open with,

00:27:09.660 man,

00:27:09.780 my phone is freezing

00:27:10.720 from all the girls texting me.

00:27:13.680 And then they'd laugh.

00:27:14.460 They'd be like,

00:27:14.760 oh,

00:27:14.940 I thought your phone was actually freezing.

00:27:16.320 You're a fucking idiot.

00:27:17.220 And then immediately they go,

00:27:18.480 yeah,

00:27:18.560 he has options.

00:27:19.300 He's got game.

00:27:19.980 He's comedic.

00:27:21.080 But if I just go ahead,

00:27:22.160 give me your number.

00:27:23.360 She goes,

00:27:23.820 who the fuck?

00:27:24.300 What if this guy got slapped

00:27:25.440 for being a creep?

00:27:26.180 Doesn't know anything about me.

00:27:27.860 So,

00:27:28.400 yeah.

00:27:29.560 And another thing is uniform.

00:27:31.380 Like,

00:27:31.600 if you're dressed like a drug dealer,

00:27:33.320 my buddies and I would go in hoodies

00:27:35.120 and they'd be afraid of us.

00:27:36.500 One time we went semi-formal,

00:27:38.160 we picked up every whore in the club.

00:27:40.480 We dressed up like Bill Gates

00:27:41.800 with a sweater over a,

00:27:43.400 we looked so proper.

00:27:45.040 So proper.

00:27:45.560 So that's better than looking

00:27:46.520 like a drug dealer.

00:27:47.320 Yeah.

00:27:47.680 So why do girls always go

00:27:48.520 after drug dealers?

00:27:49.160 Oh,

00:27:49.340 and yo,

00:27:49.680 another manipulation tactic I do.

00:27:51.920 You know,

00:27:52.420 Arab?

00:27:53.020 Yeah.

00:27:53.300 I got him laid in a lay

00:27:54.660 in two seconds

00:27:55.440 and he's like,

00:27:55.900 you're literally a genius.

00:27:57.020 He's went on a stream,

00:27:57.880 said Zerka's the best.

00:27:58.980 This is what I did.

00:27:59.920 I bump into him

00:28:00.960 and I knew he was in the club.

00:28:02.020 I bump into him.

00:28:03.040 Oh,

00:28:03.400 fuck,

00:28:03.780 dude,

00:28:03.900 you,

00:28:04.340 you,

00:28:04.640 can I have one photo,

00:28:05.500 bro?

00:28:05.620 I'm not weird.

00:28:06.160 One photo.

00:28:06.820 And the girl next to him was like,

00:28:08.340 who's that?

00:28:09.000 Yeah.

00:28:09.280 And she's like,

00:28:09.620 how's this stud

00:28:10.620 who looks like he has

00:28:11.420 a million subs

00:28:12.160 doing that to Arab?

00:28:13.980 Literally,

00:28:14.460 he got laid down

00:28:14.920 and he's like,

00:28:15.240 thank you so much.

00:28:16.340 Kendall said,

00:28:16.800 I'm the best wingman.

00:28:17.640 Mike,

00:28:18.100 all of them.

00:28:19.280 Right?

00:28:19.740 So,

00:28:20.300 yeah.

00:28:21.420 And,

00:28:21.760 or this one,

00:28:22.380 do you know who he is?

00:28:24.240 And she goes,

00:28:24.720 no,

00:28:25.060 who's Sneak though?

00:28:26.400 And you go like this.

00:28:28.980 So never mind.

00:28:30.700 And she goes,

00:28:31.300 her mind feels,

00:28:32.640 her mind goes to the maximum.

00:28:33.740 She's so dumb.

00:28:35.100 She needs,

00:28:35.600 now she's completely involved.

00:28:36.680 She finds out it's a dude

00:28:37.640 talking about trans people.

00:28:39.520 Hey,

00:28:40.620 and I have you on.

00:28:42.480 Andrew,

00:28:42.620 thanks for the 20.

00:28:43.140 This is my second ever donor.

00:28:44.020 Go crazy.

00:28:44.520 Sneak though,

00:28:44.760 you bring it up.

00:28:45.180 Zerka has made entertainment

00:28:46.080 so much better.

00:28:46.800 Catholic all the way.

00:28:48.740 Islam is the one true religion,

00:28:49.660 but I appreciate your dedication

00:28:50.900 to whatever you,

00:28:51.880 God build.

00:28:52.360 Thanks for the five.

00:28:53.200 Zerka,

00:28:53.520 give us the book list for this.

00:28:54.440 Yeah.

00:28:54.560 What's the illegal book list?

00:28:58.800 It doesn't matter.

00:28:59.700 They're like 500 pages

00:29:00.760 of boring shit.

00:29:02.300 So how do you,

00:29:03.380 you,

00:29:03.780 how do you have an attention span

00:29:04.720 to read all of that?

00:29:05.480 The book is only 20% of my game.

00:29:07.980 80% of it is living in the club.

00:29:09.620 It's having the experience.

00:29:10.860 Right,

00:29:11.040 right,

00:29:11.180 right,

00:29:11.760 right.

00:29:12.060 Yeah.

00:29:12.260 There's a lot of people

00:29:12.760 that are going to be like,

00:29:13.480 there's a bartender right now

00:29:14.920 that's probably a little better

00:29:15.980 than me because I'm kind

00:29:17.120 of out of it.

00:29:18.240 You know,

00:29:18.520 if you're living in the club,

00:29:19.720 you are sharp with a need.

00:29:21.380 It's just that the comedy

00:29:22.720 really also,

00:29:24.020 bro,

00:29:24.480 if you're having trouble

00:29:25.500 being funny,

00:29:26.580 be more honest.

00:29:28.480 She will laugh.

00:29:29.840 If you're having trouble,

00:29:30.780 also swim upstream.

00:29:31.740 When you're politically incorrect,

00:29:33.380 even if it's a liberal

00:29:34.480 Starbucks worker,

00:29:36.320 she'll suck your dick.

00:29:37.480 When you're being politically

00:29:38.540 incorrect,

00:29:39.380 what you're telling her is,

00:29:40.540 I'm not afraid of the government

00:29:41.500 coming to kill us all.

00:29:43.280 You know what I mean?

00:29:44.640 Also,

00:29:45.040 another thing,

00:29:45.900 fucking her is not

00:29:46.800 politically correct.

00:29:48.320 Right?

00:29:48.680 If she associates you

00:29:50.000 with PC political correctness,

00:29:51.880 she's not around.

00:29:53.180 If she associates you

00:29:54.300 with choking her,

00:29:55.540 right?

00:29:55.780 Yeah,

00:29:59.940 Chad,

00:30:00.120 the book is not

00:30:01.100 the book list.

00:30:01.820 They're testing over

00:30:02.320 the book list now.

00:30:02.900 The biggest one network,

00:30:04.020 the biggest one.

00:30:06.140 Never,

00:30:07.580 ever

00:30:08.140 give different energy

00:30:09.920 to the ugly friends

00:30:10.980 she has.

00:30:12.120 Those bitches

00:30:13.180 will turn into

00:30:13.900 the biggest

00:30:14.720 cock blocks.

00:30:16.260 Give the hot one

00:30:17.440 the same energy

00:30:18.280 as the fat one.

00:30:19.100 Spend way more time

00:30:20.080 on the fat one.

00:30:21.020 Laugh with her.

00:30:22.120 Drink with her.

00:30:22.980 Party with her.

00:30:23.940 And the hot one,

00:30:24.780 you get her after

00:30:25.400 45 minutes

00:30:26.260 of partying

00:30:26.720 with the fat one,

00:30:27.760 taking pictures

00:30:28.400 of the fat one.

00:30:28.940 What happens

00:30:29.320 when you're focusing

00:30:29.800 on the fat one

00:30:30.340 and then somebody

00:30:30.720 gets the hot one?

00:30:32.520 The hot one

00:30:33.160 will always upgrade

00:30:34.120 to the best dude.

00:30:35.200 That's why I literally go,

00:30:36.700 give me your number

00:30:37.240 and I leave her alone

00:30:38.180 for two hours.

00:30:39.320 She goes,

00:30:39.760 whoa,

00:30:39.900 he's the only one

00:30:40.460 who's dancing.

00:30:40.740 Even if she's dancing

00:30:41.300 with other guys,

00:30:41.860 you don't need to worry

00:30:42.380 about that.

00:30:42.800 Just let her go.

00:30:43.620 I get really jealous

00:30:44.620 so I don't look.

00:30:45.460 I know it's a stranger.

00:30:46.260 I get jealous

00:30:46.640 for a stranger

00:30:47.240 but I don't look at that

00:30:48.400 because if I get angry

00:30:49.880 I'm a little fucking whore.

00:30:52.040 So I don't look

00:30:53.340 and they don't dance.

00:30:55.000 I don't go for those.

00:30:55.760 I will go for the more

00:30:56.420 bougie ones

00:30:56.840 but I get the number

00:30:58.520 and then I'm the only guy

00:31:00.120 in the night

00:31:00.640 that didn't hover.

00:31:02.060 Everyone else is hovering.

00:31:03.080 Hey, do you want to drink?

00:31:03.740 She goes,

00:31:04.360 oh, this guy actually left me.

00:31:06.080 Right?

00:31:06.340 And then I'll go make sure

00:31:07.140 she sees my social values high.

00:31:09.120 I'm with friends

00:31:09.880 and girls

00:31:10.580 and I make sure

00:31:11.940 that she goes,

00:31:12.800 I can't tell

00:31:13.420 which one Zerka likes.

00:31:14.640 He's literally talking

00:31:15.920 to nine of the girls

00:31:16.920 there the same way.

00:31:18.240 Right?

00:31:18.620 He's laughing with all of them

00:31:19.540 and when she can't tell,

00:31:21.040 right?

00:31:21.740 Sometimes I even remind them.

00:31:22.920 I go,

00:31:23.200 at the end of the night

00:31:23.740 I'll text them

00:31:24.240 and I'll be like,

00:31:24.600 you're the one I take home.

00:31:25.720 Okay?

00:31:25.900 So I'm just going to talk

00:31:26.580 to these ugly bitches

00:31:27.280 and she'll laugh.

00:31:28.500 Right?

00:31:29.440 So depends how direct

00:31:30.600 you want to be.

00:31:31.420 White bitches,

00:31:32.160 hyper direct,

00:31:32.920 easiest to fuck.

00:31:34.420 Arab bitches is like

00:31:35.720 a little harder

00:31:37.200 but then I look like them

00:31:38.660 so it's easy for me.

00:31:40.540 I don't go for Asian.

00:31:43.880 Latino are my favorite

00:31:44.820 because they literally like me.

00:31:46.160 Like they pull knives and shit.

00:31:47.560 Yeah, it's just that

00:31:48.260 you're addicted to the drama.

00:31:49.300 You're definitely addicted

00:31:49.880 to the drama.

00:31:50.220 You want to do that, bro.

00:31:51.780 Maybe I was in the past

00:31:53.400 but it's not something

00:31:53.980 I want to focus on.

00:31:55.000 Like it's a waste of energy

00:31:55.860 and time and it's just

00:31:56.600 not something that's worthwhile

00:31:57.580 in a relationship.

00:31:58.040 It's the level of loyalty

00:31:59.160 you get from a Latina.

00:32:00.500 Like a white girl

00:32:01.220 can be super loyal

00:32:02.500 but sometimes she fucks up

00:32:04.140 with your optics.

00:32:05.060 You go,

00:32:05.320 oh my bad.

00:32:06.420 But Latina will not.

00:32:07.720 She would look at her feet

00:32:08.680 if another guy talks to her.

00:32:10.160 So hot.

00:32:10.820 Excellent stream as always.

00:32:12.440 Thank you Flying Raptors.

00:32:13.320 Sneeko,

00:32:14.100 Zerka's been cooking

00:32:14.780 non-stop lately.

00:32:15.740 Women want some level

00:32:16.820 of adventure and comedy.

00:32:17.720 Just don't overdo it.

00:32:18.580 Hygiene is not important too.

00:32:19.720 Yeah, basic advice.

00:32:20.620 Don't smell bad.

00:32:21.840 Everybody knows that.

00:32:23.080 What I like what he's

00:32:23.700 talking about right now.

00:32:24.300 He's cooking with the psychology

00:32:25.280 of it.

00:32:25.860 The push and pull.

00:32:27.040 One thing I just like

00:32:28.040 definitely internalized

00:32:29.280 was how when a girl's laughing

00:32:30.720 don't lean in.

00:32:31.960 Don't match her energy.

00:32:33.240 Always keep your own energy

00:32:34.140 to yourself.

00:32:35.060 Make her succumb to your energy.

00:32:38.060 Absorb her.

00:32:38.620 So when she leans in and laughs

00:32:39.820 if you lean in too

00:32:40.880 because like oh look

00:32:41.480 I'm getting a laugh.

00:32:42.740 Now it's equal

00:32:43.600 and she has nothing else to chase.

00:32:44.680 Women want to chase

00:32:45.320 just as much as we do.

00:32:46.940 So lean back

00:32:47.820 and let her earn it.

00:32:48.960 Okay, cook, cook, cook.

00:32:50.600 Mirror her energy

00:32:51.580 and body language.

00:32:52.900 You just said the opposite

00:32:53.700 when she's giggling lean back.

00:32:55.620 Oh, well that's when

00:32:56.360 you're winning her over.

00:32:57.100 When you meet her

00:32:57.820 if she's like closed up

00:32:59.320 like if she's like this

00:33:00.460 at the club, right?

00:33:01.780 This is what I do.

00:33:03.000 Yo, and I tap her like this.

00:33:05.160 And then she turns around

00:33:06.660 right?

00:33:07.280 Like this.

00:33:07.960 And I go like this

00:33:09.120 as in come lean close

00:33:10.920 but I don't look at her.

00:33:11.800 A lot of guys look

00:33:12.400 come here.

00:33:12.880 That's really scary.

00:33:14.040 Don't do that.

00:33:14.820 Right?

00:33:15.680 She comes close.

00:33:16.780 Hello.

00:33:18.660 That guy

00:33:19.300 looks like a pedophile.

00:33:21.500 And she starts laughing so hard

00:33:23.200 like I'll choose one dude

00:33:24.240 and snipe out a liberal.

00:33:25.800 So she, you know what I mean?

00:33:26.900 Yeah.

00:33:27.240 And then she goes

00:33:27.800 whoa, I thought he was going

00:33:28.480 to ask for my number.

00:33:29.520 And then I tap her like this

00:33:30.640 and I go

00:33:30.940 that one too?

00:33:33.740 That one?

00:33:34.760 That one?

00:33:35.380 And she goes

00:33:36.040 oh, he literally

00:33:36.980 doesn't want me to talk

00:33:37.800 to any guy at the bar.

00:33:38.840 You know?

00:33:39.240 And then she starts laughing.

00:33:40.780 Right?

00:33:41.480 And then I'll lean back

00:33:42.400 on my phone like this

00:33:43.160 and the bitch stays there

00:33:44.940 all night.

00:33:45.580 Like is he ever going

00:33:46.160 to talk to me again?

00:33:46.980 That's what I'm saying.

00:33:47.760 You're agree with me.

00:33:48.540 Yeah, I go like this.

00:33:49.300 I go like this.

00:33:50.280 I tap it with my leg.

00:33:51.220 Right?

00:33:51.360 I go like this.

00:33:52.960 Another one.

00:33:54.620 From way back here.

00:33:56.080 So now we're homies.

00:33:57.200 But I don't lean forward

00:33:58.320 every single time.

00:33:59.320 And if it makes Sneeko laugh

00:34:00.580 the dumb bitches laugh

00:34:01.620 way harder.

00:34:05.000 That's good.

00:34:06.860 Nobody cares, Zerker.

00:34:07.760 Bro, he's cooking right now.

00:34:08.800 I might even get a lot of you.

00:34:13.140 Pick up is so easy.

00:34:14.620 Okay?

00:34:15.200 Enter the archety...

00:34:16.140 Pick up is so easy.

00:34:17.440 Enter the archetype

00:34:18.600 of her older brother.

00:34:20.080 Pick her up.

00:34:21.200 Immediately that week...

00:34:22.200 Become her dad.

00:34:22.800 Become her dad.

00:34:23.540 You know your shit.

00:34:24.900 Damn, man.

00:34:25.520 If you become her boyfriend

00:34:26.560 you get cheated on.

00:34:27.460 If you become her husband

00:34:28.340 you get cheated on.

00:34:29.640 You literally got to

00:34:30.300 become her dad

00:34:30.860 until you switch to husband

00:34:32.240 years down.

00:34:35.260 Hello?

00:34:37.000 Yo, you're a cute guy.

00:34:39.300 You're a cute guy too.

00:34:40.240 I want to fuck you.

00:34:42.100 Okay, I don't know why you...

00:34:45.520 I play RiceGum a lot.

00:34:47.440 Get me really tight

00:34:49.000 because he...

00:34:49.600 I'm never gonna beat

00:34:51.220 these fall-off allegations,

00:34:52.780 chat.

00:34:53.660 I'm never gonna beat him,

00:34:54.840 chat.

00:34:55.700 RiceGum didn't fall off,

00:34:57.340 you know,

00:34:57.780 saying this was,

00:34:58.880 you know,

00:34:59.200 he didn't fall off.

00:35:02.260 They ain't believe in us.

00:35:04.700 God did.

00:35:05.580 That's all you real love

00:35:07.000 when you broke.

00:35:08.000 That's all I'm afraid love

00:35:08.760 when you rich.

00:35:09.960 I think I reached in a piece.

00:35:11.680 Spished it all and got steep.

00:35:13.400 Made it all back in the minute.

00:35:14.560 Do you think men are impor-

00:35:23.000 I've seen all these.

00:35:25.740 Pride month is tomorrow, chat.

00:35:26.920 How are you celebrating?

00:35:27.560 Jack, did you change your mind

00:35:41.900 on Alex Jones

00:35:42.520 or are we still on board with him?

00:35:43.940 A lot of you guys

00:35:44.520 have been calling him a fed recently.

00:35:46.500 I want to have him on

00:35:47.320 really bad on the stream.

00:35:50.660 What has he evolved to?

00:35:51.600 He's getting the anime community

00:35:52.620 with this.

00:35:53.680 If you guys don't understand

00:35:54.320 the tactics

00:35:54.800 like you're just too much

00:35:55.660 of a fan and not

00:35:56.440 think about it analytically.

00:35:57.880 Like why else would you do that?

00:36:02.980 They're not all dorks

00:36:03.900 but many are.

00:36:05.800 Okay.

00:36:06.180 I want to get into this

00:36:07.060 into this grilling video.

00:36:08.260 This is a perfect segue

00:36:09.300 from what we were just talking about.

00:36:13.980 He went into the room.

00:36:15.520 I wonder what he's doing.

00:36:17.800 I wonder what he's doing.

00:36:19.820 Seagull Fixer audio.

00:36:20.840 Chad, is audio good or no?

00:36:22.540 What's wrong?

00:36:23.820 Test, test, test.

00:36:24.480 What's wrong with the audio chat?

00:36:28.040 Oh, my PC's too loud.

00:36:29.140 Okay, okay, okay.

00:36:37.820 Oh, my bad.

00:36:38.420 The headphones are too loud.

00:36:39.320 Okay.

00:36:39.660 Audio's fine.

00:36:40.200 All right, cool, cool.

00:36:41.200 Did you guys add anything

00:36:42.120 for Myron to come through?

00:36:47.320 Yeah, there's the new ABBA video

00:36:48.760 or whatever.

00:36:50.740 Let's see.

00:36:51.120 Which, what do you think

00:36:52.220 is good from this list?

00:36:56.580 Check Myron IG story.

00:36:57.760 You going to listen?

00:37:11.080 I already saw this.

00:37:13.800 Bro, there's nothing good in here

00:37:14.980 for Myron.

00:37:16.360 You guys need to step your game up

00:37:17.380 for the Myron videos

00:37:18.400 or we can just talk.

00:37:20.840 I want to see,

00:37:21.640 do IRL pick up with Zerka?

00:37:22.680 I think he's going to do that tomorrow.

00:37:24.940 Well, I mean,

00:37:26.620 to be fair,

00:37:27.420 all my clips are IRL pick up.

00:37:29.320 I used to get paid

00:37:29.960 like $1,000 per pick up

00:37:31.620 and I'll do like

00:37:32.640 eight-second pickups

00:37:33.580 and the people are like,

00:37:34.580 these are scripted.

00:37:35.720 So, I'd make chat

00:37:36.720 direct me where to go,

00:37:38.120 who to talk to.

00:37:38.780 So, I'd walk for like

00:37:39.540 20 minutes

00:37:40.340 and they'd be like,

00:37:41.280 her,

00:37:41.980 like randomly down the road.

00:37:43.860 And,

00:37:44.120 like there's so much

00:37:46.040 online footage of me doing that.

00:37:47.860 There's no point,

00:37:48.960 like people watching

00:37:49.600 for entertainment.

00:37:50.640 I think the guys

00:37:51.780 in my Discord

00:37:52.260 who copy me,

00:37:53.220 they're like,

00:37:53.440 you're so right about that.

00:37:55.520 I had Elijah,

00:37:57.220 my moderator,

00:37:58.280 right?

00:37:58.460 My best black moderator,

00:38:00.720 right?

00:38:02.140 He says,

00:38:02.600 Zerka,

00:38:02.860 you literally

00:38:03.540 have the best advice

00:38:04.740 because I did exactly

00:38:05.720 what you said.

00:38:06.720 You come to a girl's apartment,

00:38:07.980 the first thing you do

00:38:09.160 is like this.

00:38:10.920 You sit down?

00:38:13.220 Amy.

00:38:17.160 Amy,

00:38:17.660 give me some water,

00:38:18.600 will you?

00:38:19.400 And you start asking her

00:38:20.620 for favors.

00:38:21.780 She brings you water

00:38:22.840 immediately in her head.

00:38:25.240 Why am I bringing him water?

00:38:26.560 Is he like

00:38:27.060 my husband or something?

00:38:28.540 And don't back down

00:38:29.600 when she says,

00:38:30.060 get it yourself.

00:38:30.780 Come on,

00:38:31.300 be a fucking good host.

00:38:32.580 Make her do favors.

00:38:33.740 Like,

00:38:34.060 put her to work.

00:38:34.700 How do you get past

00:38:35.600 that shit test

00:38:36.080 when she says,

00:38:36.680 oh,

00:38:36.780 be a good host?

00:38:37.860 I say,

00:38:38.240 this place sucks.

00:38:39.760 That's the truth.

00:38:40.760 She can't even bring me water,

00:38:42.820 right?

00:38:43.400 Wait,

00:38:43.620 but what if it's your house?

00:38:46.380 Still get her to

00:38:47.200 get the water in my house.

00:38:48.480 So what did she say?

00:38:49.080 What did she say?

00:38:49.540 When you get it,

00:38:50.100 it's your house.

00:38:52.280 Literally,

00:38:52.720 it's my house.

00:38:53.300 You're the guest.

00:38:53.840 Do what the fuck I say.

00:38:54.660 I'll just reverse everything.

00:38:55.560 Like,

00:38:55.740 I will get the favor

00:38:56.820 and I'll continuously

00:38:58.380 with my girlfriends,

00:38:59.760 do this errand for me.

00:39:00.720 Do that.

00:39:01.340 Give them work

00:39:02.220 like a golden retriever.

00:39:03.680 If she's cozy,

00:39:04.760 she'll leave you.

00:39:05.800 Give her work.

00:39:06.620 Work,

00:39:07.040 work,

00:39:07.320 work.

00:39:07.600 Do this.

00:39:08.080 Do my laundry.

00:39:08.520 You said that

00:39:08.900 when we were in Miami

00:39:09.480 picking up girls

00:39:10.060 on the street,

00:39:10.760 you kept insisting that like,

00:39:12.160 oh,

00:39:12.460 can you buy me a Sprite?

00:39:13.820 Can you buy me a Sprite?

00:39:14.580 And then Zerga whispers

00:39:15.220 like,

00:39:15.840 now I'm training her

00:39:16.920 to do me a favor

00:39:17.600 so that at the end

00:39:18.220 it's like,

00:39:18.660 I've done all these

00:39:19.680 little things for her

00:39:20.380 all day.

00:39:20.780 I've done all these

00:39:21.480 little things for Zerga

00:39:22.060 all day long.

00:39:23.060 Well,

00:39:23.260 she's really seeing it

00:39:24.380 in her head

00:39:24.820 being your girlfriend.

00:39:25.960 She's seeing it.

00:39:27.300 Right?

00:39:27.720 So then like,

00:39:28.620 a blow job

00:39:29.120 is just pretty much

00:39:29.740 going to happen

00:39:30.480 because she's already

00:39:31.120 bought you the Sprite.

00:39:31.880 She already did

00:39:32.320 all this stuff for you.

00:39:32.920 This is what she has to do.

00:39:33.800 If the sex is not casual,

00:39:35.160 it's awkward.

00:39:36.180 It has to be casual.

00:39:37.140 She has to be

00:39:37.760 in a casual zone with you.

00:39:39.580 Extremely,

00:39:40.140 anxiety at zero.

00:39:41.780 Yeah.

00:39:42.280 And literally,

00:39:42.980 when I'm like,

00:39:43.540 making out with a girl,

00:39:44.200 I go,

00:39:44.420 man,

00:39:44.700 no,

00:39:45.060 no,

00:39:45.420 yo,

00:39:45.680 let's just take a break.

00:39:46.820 And she'll look at me like,

00:39:47.580 what?

00:39:48.500 You know,

00:39:48.900 you're kind of nervous.

00:39:49.840 It's kind of like,

00:39:50.420 we'll wait for you.

00:39:51.220 And then literally,

00:39:51.980 her nerves go down.

00:39:53.680 Never keep making out

00:39:54.880 with them when you know

00:39:55.660 they're like fidgety

00:39:56.980 and nervous.

00:39:57.920 Don't force it.

00:39:58.480 I'm going to wait

00:39:59.060 for the good blow job.

00:40:00.160 I'm not waiting

00:40:00.540 for this weird.

00:40:01.680 Yeah,

00:40:02.080 I'd be forcing it,

00:40:02.760 huh?

00:40:02.980 Like,

00:40:03.160 even when she pulls away

00:40:04.580 and then she wants

00:40:05.180 to talk about bullshit.

00:40:06.280 men have dreams

00:40:07.220 where you're about

00:40:07.820 to have sex

00:40:08.320 and you immediately

00:40:09.080 wake up in that moment.

00:40:10.260 That's why when she's

00:40:10.860 in your room,

00:40:11.240 you're like,

00:40:11.400 I've got to fuck her

00:40:11.980 before this dream wakes up.

00:40:13.820 We have traumas

00:40:14.740 from when we're teens,

00:40:15.660 right?

00:40:15.980 Yeah,

00:40:16.160 yeah,

00:40:16.300 yeah.

00:40:16.900 Yeah,

00:40:17.260 plus I don't want

00:40:17.660 to waste time.

00:40:18.280 Like,

00:40:18.400 I already spent

00:40:18.720 all this money

00:40:19.080 on the day.

00:40:19.480 I just want to

00:40:19.740 get shit going.

00:40:20.340 And then she's like,

00:40:21.040 no,

00:40:21.220 but the hardest thing

00:40:22.060 you do to a girl

00:40:23.260 is really slow it down

00:40:26.460 where she goes,

00:40:27.380 is he going to fuck me

00:40:28.200 at 4 a.m.?

00:40:29.340 But how do you

00:40:29.760 have that much time?

00:40:30.320 I got shit to do.

00:40:31.140 I got to go to sleep

00:40:31.860 in the morning.

00:40:32.420 I know,

00:40:33.260 but again,

00:40:34.440 I don't want to fuck her

00:40:35.520 once and get blocked.

00:40:36.740 I want her in my life

00:40:37.780 for whenever I ring.

00:40:39.640 So I do the long way.

00:40:41.220 The long con is better.

00:40:42.480 Yeah.

00:40:43.500 Yeah,

00:40:44.120 I guess,

00:40:44.560 yeah,

00:40:44.720 I'd be rushing it.

00:40:46.760 Let's see this.

00:40:47.460 Do you see,

00:40:48.040 have you seen this video

00:40:48.620 before?

00:40:48.840 This is Zerka

00:40:50.040 walks around

00:40:50.520 downtown Vancouver

00:40:51.200 and picks up girls.

00:40:52.860 Remember this?

00:40:53.460 Not really.

00:40:54.200 Years ago.

00:40:56.240 I'm banned off this.

00:40:58.540 I'm banned off this.

00:40:59.340 I'm hungry.

00:41:04.500 No,

00:41:04.860 my feelings are hurt.

00:41:05.800 Whatever.

00:41:06.980 Oh!

00:41:09.340 What is it?

00:41:10.220 Twitch TV thousand people.

00:41:12.140 No way.

00:41:13.280 That's my twin brother.

00:41:15.060 Bro,

00:41:15.220 he looks nothing like you.

00:41:16.120 I know.

00:41:16.600 He's a white...

00:41:17.040 I would not have guessed that.

00:41:18.900 He's a white Muslim.

00:41:19.900 Why does he look like

00:41:20.520 he's on more coke than you

00:41:21.420 and he's sober?

00:41:21.920 He's never done one drug.

00:41:23.300 He looks like he does coke.

00:41:24.920 No,

00:41:25.380 he's an MMA fighter therapist.

00:41:27.060 I'm making money,

00:41:27.920 bro.

00:41:28.220 I'm making money.

00:41:28.740 Yeah,

00:41:30.780 I love this guy.

00:41:31.160 It was so crazy.

00:41:31.860 He would bring me

00:41:32.480 when he was in university

00:41:33.400 and I was bouncing,

00:41:34.360 he'd bring me all the good girls

00:41:35.500 that were studying

00:41:36.160 and they all want to

00:41:37.340 fuck the bad boys Zerka

00:41:38.400 and all the bad girls

00:41:40.100 in my club,

00:41:40.600 the bottle girls,

00:41:41.360 they're used to dirtbags like me

00:41:42.900 so they go for the nice guy.

00:41:44.260 Like,

00:41:44.400 we would trade.

00:41:44.960 I'd give him the bottle girls,

00:41:45.920 he'd give me the

00:41:46.480 UBC university girls.

00:41:48.300 It was fucking great.

00:41:49.020 That's pretty cool.

00:41:56.040 That's how ugly.

00:41:57.100 This guy's gonna steal my phone

00:41:58.300 now with them.

00:41:59.860 They like these white girls

00:42:00.640 like that.

00:42:01.080 Someone in the chat

00:42:01.720 with $10 says,

00:42:03.200 Sneeko,

00:42:03.760 great stream Sneeko.

00:42:05.100 Literally tune into stream

00:42:05.980 more than any other.

00:42:06.800 Quick question though,

00:42:07.360 am I able to have multiple girls

00:42:08.180 like Justin

00:42:08.580 or would that be considered a sin?

00:42:10.220 I mean,

00:42:10.480 unless you're marrying them,

00:42:11.400 like any sex before marriage

00:42:12.680 is a sin

00:42:13.100 in most religions.

00:42:14.100 So yeah,

00:42:14.560 you know the answer to that.

00:42:15.400 You could have Googled that

00:42:16.100 100%.

00:42:17.560 Ew,

00:42:20.360 why are you showing this clip?

00:42:22.160 I don't know.

00:42:22.460 This is what happened

00:42:23.140 when you have no content

00:42:24.220 on YouTube, bro.

00:42:24.840 You're terrible at posting

00:42:26.000 content.

00:42:27.080 I swear there's better stuff.

00:42:28.260 What's wrong with it?

00:42:28.680 Why did you say ill?

00:42:29.540 Skip.

00:42:30.520 There's hotter bitches, bro.

00:42:32.020 This is me memeing.

00:42:33.360 My whole chat's going

00:42:34.240 good now.

00:42:34.780 Well,

00:42:35.120 I don't want to be mad.

00:42:35.560 Okay,

00:42:35.760 so what's a better video

00:42:36.740 that you could pull up?

00:42:37.320 Skip ahead.

00:42:37.920 Maybe there's more bitches.

00:42:39.140 Okay.

00:42:42.360 Skip, skip.

00:42:43.200 Go find me

00:42:43.960 you look way more airbag.

00:42:49.540 Whoop, whoop, whoop.

00:42:51.020 What the fuck?

00:42:53.840 Welcome to my neighborhood.

00:42:55.400 I own this street.

00:42:58.160 What the?

00:42:58.840 Nothing's changed.

00:43:01.040 You don't look white at all.

00:43:02.600 Like,

00:43:02.780 you keep saying,

00:43:03.400 like,

00:43:03.580 white people are going to take over.

00:43:04.920 You look straight at a Palestine,

00:43:06.580 bro.

00:43:06.760 Like,

00:43:06.980 what the fuck are you even talking about?

00:43:09.080 Free Palestine.

00:43:10.400 I'm not.

00:43:10.880 I'm just famous.

00:43:12.500 Famous.

00:43:12.980 I'm like,

00:43:13.420 live streamer.

00:43:14.040 I'm a famous.

00:43:15.100 I'm famous as fuck.

00:43:16.560 Wait,

00:43:16.760 why don't I do this now

00:43:17.980 that I actually have

00:43:18.660 serious gloves?

00:43:19.940 I don't know.

00:43:20.680 I don't know.

00:43:21.080 You're just walking around tweeting

00:43:22.220 and like yelling at people.

00:43:23.300 It's 2,000 viewers here.

00:43:25.440 Peace cake.

00:43:26.060 Thank you for the suck.

00:43:27.140 I'm kidding, baby.

00:43:27.880 It's a joke.

00:43:28.640 It's a joke.

00:43:29.440 What the fuck?

00:43:31.140 You're my favorite pole.

00:43:32.200 Yeah,

00:43:32.560 this is my road.

00:43:33.740 I own it.

00:43:34.220 Oh my God.

00:43:34.820 Oh my God.

00:43:35.300 Oh my God.

00:43:36.260 Maximus.

00:43:36.660 Maximus.

00:43:37.340 Maximus.

00:43:37.920 Maximus.

00:43:38.440 Maximus.

00:43:38.840 Maximus.

00:43:39.040 Maximus.

00:43:39.680 What's a slider?

00:43:40.940 What's a slider?

00:43:42.000 These are called,

00:43:42.740 these are called

00:43:43.700 flip flops.

00:43:44.760 No,

00:43:45.000 they're,

00:43:45.260 no,

00:43:45.520 flip flops has to like,

00:43:46.620 Oh,

00:43:47.320 it's Irish.

00:43:48.380 You guys are Irish.

00:43:49.420 I'm not getting here.

00:43:50.460 No,

00:43:50.780 no,

00:43:50.940 we don't need you.

00:43:51.580 We don't need you.

00:43:51.880 Fuck off.

00:43:52.300 You guys are Irish.

00:43:53.660 Guys,

00:43:54.120 may I go through this?

00:43:55.260 Yeah,

00:43:55.500 go through this.

00:43:55.840 Thank you,

00:43:56.220 man.

00:43:56.300 Oh,

00:43:56.620 you're not allowed

00:43:57.120 to touch me like that.

00:43:58.460 Guys,

00:43:58.720 I'm famous.

00:44:02.340 Oh,

00:44:02.780 shit.

00:44:03.560 Okay,

00:44:03.880 where?

00:44:04.480 Yes.

00:44:05.740 No,

00:44:06.260 hello,

00:44:07.320 9,000 people.

00:44:08.440 Where?

00:44:09.460 Blue it up.

00:44:10.420 Welcome.

00:44:11.480 First of all,

00:44:12.080 my wife is watching.

00:44:13.000 Put me on just a while.

00:44:13.940 Hello.

00:44:15.860 Oh,

00:44:16.240 she wants to kiss me.

00:44:16.660 Hello.

00:44:18.160 John Dirk is my wife.

00:44:19.380 He's a lovely guy.

00:44:21.120 Hello.

00:44:22.100 What happened?

00:44:23.280 Oh,

00:44:23.600 what the happened?

00:44:25.380 Hello.

00:44:29.160 No,

00:44:29.600 no,

00:44:29.800 no,

00:44:29.960 no.

00:44:30.840 Take my Snapchat.

00:44:33.160 You need to trust.

00:44:34.380 You got it.

00:44:35.220 Yeah,

00:44:35.520 when a guy says take my Snapchat,

00:44:37.360 that's the dirt bags.

00:44:38.680 That's the dirty app.

00:44:40.020 Oh,

00:44:40.220 you said that.

00:44:40.940 Well,

00:44:41.080 that's for the girls.

00:44:41.820 Well,

00:44:41.960 girls see it as creepy.

00:44:43.420 Don't do that.

00:44:44.380 But I'd use it so I can say like slurs.

00:44:47.460 You can't record me.

00:44:48.400 You can't screen record Snapchat.

00:44:50.160 You can't?

00:44:52.080 Pick up Girls with Jesus and Sneeko.

00:44:53.680 You uploaded that one.

00:44:55.340 John Zucker approaching women.

00:44:56.860 Hey,

00:44:57.160 girl.

00:44:57.320 Look at this quality,

00:44:58.680 bro.

00:44:58.780 You guys want to be on my live stream?

00:45:00.100 We live with 30,000 people.

00:45:03.140 Always live.

00:45:04.340 How long ago?

00:45:05.020 Three years ago?

00:45:06.000 You've been streaming for a minute,

00:45:07.020 bro.

00:45:07.740 No,

00:45:08.060 I was banned for like two years,

00:45:09.380 bro.

00:45:09.860 They kept giving me five,

00:45:11.100 seven months.

00:45:11.960 Two donuts.

00:45:12.560 Killer.

00:45:12.800 Thanks for the five.

00:45:13.620 Zerker,

00:45:13.800 what's up with all the protests in Kosovo happening right now?

00:45:17.580 Oh,

00:45:17.960 yeah,

00:45:18.200 yeah.

00:45:18.400 I'm going to talk about it on my stream.

00:45:19.580 Yeah,

00:45:19.840 this is a little serious stuff to talk about.

00:45:21.300 And Zerker says,

00:45:22.240 Terrence says,

00:45:22.900 get into the Masonic topic.

00:45:23.960 He was getting to that deep in the McQueen's room earlier.

00:45:25.740 We can get into that.

00:45:26.380 We're talking about low level,

00:45:27.740 low IQ,

00:45:28.300 picking up girl stuff right now.

00:45:29.140 Think of me like for boyfriend material.

00:45:30.620 They're asking.

00:45:31.380 Boyfriend,

00:45:31.860 I mean,

00:45:32.300 I met you literally three seconds.

00:45:34.120 You don't believe in love at first sight?

00:45:35.900 I do not.

00:45:37.000 I don't know about her.

00:45:37.920 She's shit testing you.

00:45:38.760 But she's interested.

00:45:39.560 Look at the eye contact.

00:45:41.540 Look deeper.

00:45:42.500 Look deeper than that.

00:45:43.140 Oh,

00:45:43.320 I love that.

00:45:43.800 I love that we're deeper.

00:45:44.760 What kind of pants are these?

00:45:45.940 You're like the Terminator.

00:45:46.980 Whoa.

00:45:47.280 Right?

00:45:47.560 Good.

00:45:47.760 Ignore her.

00:45:48.600 Fashion.

00:45:49.140 Wow.

00:45:49.920 She's fashion.

00:45:50.960 Where are you guys headed?

00:45:53.220 We're just heading around.

00:45:54.620 We don't know.

00:45:55.560 Should we all kiss?

00:45:56.560 Exploring.

00:45:57.240 I don't think so.

00:45:58.520 No,

00:45:58.840 I don't want to.

00:45:59.260 I'm just asking the chat.

00:46:00.200 Yeah.

00:46:01.020 They love you guys.

00:46:02.140 They're hot.

00:46:02.700 Pick them up.

00:46:03.340 I can't pick them up,

00:46:04.200 guys.

00:46:04.440 I've got things to do today.

00:46:05.780 Nice.

00:46:08.140 You live here,

00:46:08.720 man?

00:46:09.080 Yeah.

00:46:09.660 Nice.

00:46:10.340 Look at that.

00:46:10.960 You just dismissed them.

00:46:11.880 And then she follows up.

00:46:13.280 You live here?

00:46:14.100 Yeah.

00:46:14.300 For some reason,

00:46:14.900 when you lie to a girl

00:46:16.380 and she knows you're lying,

00:46:17.760 like,

00:46:18.000 oh,

00:46:18.160 I can't talk to you today.

00:46:19.080 I have to leave.

00:46:19.820 They always have part of them go,

00:46:22.640 is he serious?

00:46:23.920 That's how afraid they are of rejection.

00:46:25.680 They're pathetic.

00:46:26.440 They're more afraid of rejection than men are.

00:46:28.920 Pouncing this to you.

00:46:29.900 Right on.

00:46:30.600 What do you guys do?

00:46:31.080 You look like bouncing material.

00:46:32.540 You look so pretty.

00:46:33.380 Holy shit.

00:46:34.600 You guys smoke weed?

00:46:36.280 What the fuck?

00:46:37.660 What are you talking about?

00:46:39.700 You guys smoke weed?

00:46:42.460 Should we go get stoned?

00:46:43.500 Not today,

00:46:44.040 but another day?

00:46:45.020 Another day.

00:46:46.220 Another day.

00:46:47.720 Maybe when I feel more social.

00:46:49.620 I'm kind of depressed today.

00:46:51.300 You're not feeling social,

00:46:52.420 but you got $30,000.

00:46:53.600 For the money.

00:46:54.600 Hey.

00:46:56.480 You guys have snapshots?

00:46:58.640 Yeah.

00:46:58.900 If you see the bases I cover,

00:47:01.560 I have status.

00:47:02.280 Viewers lie.

00:47:03.180 I have money.

00:47:04.020 Lie.

00:47:04.520 So I've covered the security, right?

00:47:06.540 And then, yeah.

00:47:07.340 So it's like,

00:47:07.820 I'm speed running it.

00:47:09.040 The best examples are the hot girls.

00:47:11.140 You'll see my best game.

00:47:12.420 These are pretty.

00:47:12.680 If I actually want to fuck a girl,

00:47:14.620 you'll see the best clip.

00:47:17.460 But you're just farming content.

00:47:19.740 Is the H silent?

00:47:22.000 No, the D is.

00:47:26.560 Hey, add me so it looks like

00:47:28.060 I actually picked you guys up.

00:47:29.120 All right, all right, all right.

00:47:29.840 But don't say your number or anything

00:47:31.320 because you don't want to leak anything, right?

00:47:33.160 Yeah.

00:47:33.500 What's her name?

00:47:34.580 Brianna.

00:47:35.240 Zirka.

00:47:35.780 People say it's easier with a stream.

00:47:37.380 It's actually harder

00:47:37.960 because she thinks you're trolling her.

00:47:39.820 She doesn't think you're actually picking her up.

00:47:41.380 I find it much easier

00:47:42.220 when I'm doing content

00:47:43.020 because then you have the excuse.

00:47:44.480 Like if you say something.

00:47:44.980 No.

00:47:45.440 If you say at a bar,

00:47:46.820 I'm a streamer YouTuber.

00:47:48.340 No, no, no.

00:47:48.780 Then pick her up.

00:47:49.780 It's way easier

00:47:50.480 than if you're live

00:47:51.300 and the pressure's on.

00:47:52.200 I completely think the other.

00:47:53.520 When I have the stream on,

00:47:54.700 I could say out-of-pocket stuff much.

00:47:56.720 Like you have no problem

00:47:57.740 saying like calling a bitch a whore

00:47:58.980 or saying you're boring

00:47:59.640 and stuff like that.

00:48:00.380 When I'm one-on-one,

00:48:01.180 I like, I still have a little bit of,

00:48:02.600 I don't want to hurt her feelings

00:48:03.520 or something like that.

00:48:03.800 That's the zoomer in you.

00:48:04.720 That's the difference.

00:48:05.080 That's the zoomer.

00:48:05.620 When I'm streaming in his content,

00:48:06.880 it's like, oh, you're a stupid bitch.

00:48:08.080 And she's like,

00:48:08.560 why would you say that?

00:48:09.660 I'm like, oh, you know,

00:48:10.600 like the camera gives me the excuse

00:48:13.060 to be a dick.

00:48:14.120 But when it's one-on-one,

00:48:14.940 I'm like, I want to protect her.

00:48:16.580 They climb up on camera a lot,

00:48:18.440 though.

00:48:18.520 I'm not going to lie.

00:48:19.060 They climb up.

00:48:20.020 They stop talking.

00:48:26.280 Yeah, so just add me

00:48:31.420 and then maybe we'll

00:48:32.760 go on and date us three.

00:48:34.640 I don't know.

00:48:35.920 Triple date?

00:48:36.620 I don't know.

00:48:36.960 She's my cousin,

00:48:37.820 so probably not triple date.

00:48:39.240 Are you guys actually cousins?

00:48:40.080 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:40.980 I know.

00:48:41.500 We don't look like we are.

00:48:43.100 That means like you guys can't.

00:48:44.440 Okay, okay.

00:48:48.300 That means I've got to choose

00:48:49.660 from you two.

00:48:50.280 That's impossible.

00:48:51.120 It's clearly that one.

00:48:52.540 Ouch.

00:48:53.260 Because she's more polite?

00:48:54.700 Yeah.

00:48:55.180 See, never, ever let her think

00:48:57.120 because she's hotter.

00:48:58.320 That is not where you want.

00:49:00.020 If her energy goes down,

00:49:01.220 her friend doesn't fuck me

00:49:03.140 because I depress the friend.

00:49:06.140 And I mean, it's like it gets muddy.

00:49:07.820 So I'll always say,

00:49:08.500 oh, she's more polite.

00:49:09.300 That's why.

00:49:09.900 It never looks thing, ever.

00:49:11.360 You guys are all 50-50.

00:49:12.820 You're fighting for me.

00:49:14.480 And more adorable.

00:49:16.500 Look at this.

00:49:16.960 I love you both.

00:49:17.820 You guys both have the same eyes.

00:49:19.260 Right?

00:49:19.520 She almost turned into a huge cock block.

00:49:22.200 Right?

00:49:22.540 Yeah, you saved that quickly.

00:49:23.360 Dispel it, yeah.

00:49:24.100 Cute.

00:49:24.300 What color are your eyes?

00:49:27.000 See, more attention on this one now.

00:49:29.740 Slower on that.

00:49:31.160 Okay, guys.

00:49:32.480 Have a great day, guys.

00:49:35.060 Now, scram.

00:49:36.140 Hey.

00:49:37.080 That was really good, actually.

00:49:38.240 Tell me I'm not that king of this shit.

00:49:41.140 Now, being a bouncer for five years

00:49:42.440 taught me that, like,

00:49:43.760 this is how you talk to girls.

00:49:47.040 You talk to them as if...

00:49:48.180 You really gauge their anxiety.

00:49:49.700 Sometimes, hey, what up, bitch?

00:49:51.320 Some black chicks love that.

00:49:52.880 Yeah, they do.

00:49:53.680 Because, I mean, they're like that.

00:49:55.560 Well, I want to see more.

00:49:56.260 These are...

00:49:57.140 I think the best one you can see

00:49:58.520 is the Jenna one.

00:49:59.640 People like that one.

00:50:00.820 Where is that?

00:50:01.480 John Zerkat meets Jenna.

00:50:03.460 That was a friend of mine.

00:50:04.880 Jenna IRL, this one?

00:50:05.800 Yeah.

00:50:08.000 This one was like a masterpiece

00:50:10.000 because this is a girl

00:50:11.180 who has tons of anxiety

00:50:12.940 and rejects guys.

00:50:14.400 So, dispelling this.

00:50:16.000 I didn't care.

00:50:16.520 I went for chat.

00:50:18.800 Okay, bring energy.

00:50:20.680 Let's go.

00:50:21.000 Yeah, the king sits right...

00:50:22.540 Go get me my Red Bull.

00:50:24.260 Get me my drinks.

00:50:24.800 You say go get my Red Bull?

00:50:25.600 Yeah, or I said something like that.

00:50:27.380 I'm king.

00:50:28.260 I take her seat.

00:50:28.920 I take her seat right away.

00:50:30.740 I don't care where she sits.

00:50:32.880 I own your home.

00:50:34.160 Flip your headphones to the wire.

00:50:35.800 From the other side.

00:50:37.840 What the fuck?

00:50:43.620 I mean, obviously,

00:50:44.600 if you're going to do what I do,

00:50:45.880 lower the energy.

00:50:46.880 There's still a camera on me,

00:50:48.360 so I'll lower it like 20%

00:50:49.700 if you're going to do it.

00:50:49.860 If you're going to do it,

00:50:49.900 if you're going to do it,

00:50:49.980 if you're going to do it,

00:50:50.000 if you're going to do it,

00:50:50.680 if you're going to do it,

00:50:51.920 because I'm really speedrunning

00:50:53.120 the viewer count and her pussy,

00:50:54.740 which is so hard.

00:50:55.840 You have to pick one.

00:50:57.300 I think I balanced this.

00:50:58.680 We good.

00:51:00.520 And it's really about

00:51:01.400 sensing the bitch's anxiety.

00:51:03.420 That's all it is.

00:51:04.300 You know, don't be autistic.

00:51:05.800 Obviously, it's lame,

00:51:09.760 but you want some pussy?

00:51:13.620 I'm going to have your ear to her heart.

00:51:16.120 I even say to girls,

00:51:22.480 I stop being scared of me.

00:51:23.780 It's fucking cringe.

00:51:25.020 I'm not scared of you.

00:51:26.280 I'm going to prove it by sucking your cock.

00:51:28.880 Now I'm scared of you.

00:51:29.840 You're a little whore.

00:51:31.660 I'm not afraid of you.

00:51:32.780 Suck some dick whore.

00:51:33.700 And when they suck your dick,

00:51:40.240 you fucking grab a handful of her hair like this.

00:51:43.400 And go,

00:51:43.900 don't cancel me.

00:51:46.060 She goes,

00:51:46.520 no,

00:51:46.720 go crazy.

00:51:48.220 Don't actually go crazy.

00:51:49.320 Don't matter.

00:51:50.120 If I start beating Sneakers.

00:51:51.700 Yeah.

00:51:58.800 Man,

00:51:59.280 what did Sneakers clip there?

00:52:00.400 Fucking grab the liberal bitch.

00:52:01.900 I'll never do it with,

00:52:03.620 like,

00:52:03.720 imagine this face doing it.

00:52:05.520 What?

00:52:06.600 This is your clip

00:52:07.480 where you grab the liberal bitch

00:52:09.140 by the throat.

00:52:10.040 That clip is,

00:52:10.980 I could never do that clip.

00:52:12.140 because people imagine,

00:52:15.040 imagine me doing that.

00:52:19.160 You sis,

00:52:21.020 what kind of fucking bunk ass chair is this?

00:52:23.560 So I didn't like the chair.

00:52:24.780 I'm honest about it.

00:52:26.480 Pour the fucking shots.

00:52:28.220 All right.

00:52:28.600 She's immediately doing,

00:52:30.220 yes,

00:52:30.540 you are.

00:52:30.760 A lot of slaves?

00:52:31.540 We'll take turns.

00:52:32.820 Yo,

00:52:33.400 look how fucking Palestinian you look

00:52:35.200 and you're really trying to claim

00:52:36.380 that he's white all the time.

00:52:38.040 The first comment on this video was,

00:52:40.040 Zerka's the most white looking

00:52:43.120 and the most Arab looking

00:52:44.860 at the same time.

00:52:46.060 You look like you sell cologne

00:52:46.820 in a mall,

00:52:47.600 like at a kiosk.

00:52:49.740 Yeah.

00:52:50.400 None of my,

00:52:50.920 my brothers are just white guys.

00:52:52.080 I'm the only one

00:52:52.540 that came out like this.

00:52:53.240 What kind of camera is this?

00:52:54.360 It's a 420 camera.

00:52:55.900 Okay.

00:52:56.240 What did I look?

00:52:58.720 Yo,

00:52:58.900 thank you for the 20,

00:52:59.820 Bellator.

00:53:00.420 Zerka,

00:53:00.700 where's the best place

00:53:01.300 to practice your tactics

00:53:02.140 if you're not a bouncer?

00:53:03.300 Bro,

00:53:03.500 just outside.

00:53:04.140 What are you talking about?

00:53:05.040 We just,

00:53:05.760 we're watching two clips

00:53:06.680 of him walking to girls

00:53:07.600 on the street

00:53:08.040 and you're going to have

00:53:08.800 a fucking excuse?

00:53:09.920 He was there with his phone out

00:53:11.100 and just approached two cousins

00:53:12.280 in the middle of the road.

00:53:13.160 I think parties,

00:53:14.020 when you're at a house party,

00:53:15.060 that's when you should be like

00:53:16.180 locking in your,

00:53:17.260 see how you're doing.

00:53:18.040 Because it's just loud enough.

00:53:19.180 It's a good environment.

00:53:20.000 There's a club.

00:53:20.420 But the club is difficult

00:53:21.080 because you're talking about

00:53:21.840 whispering and calling guys pedophiles,

00:53:23.240 but you can't hear anything.

00:53:24.200 It's hard to whisper to a girl

00:53:25.340 and really run game

00:53:26.160 in a club because.

00:53:27.420 I mean,

00:53:27.680 at this point,

00:53:28.600 I know exactly which girl

00:53:29.920 I fuck at a party.

00:53:31.020 When I walk in,

00:53:32.040 right?

00:53:32.800 If I snap my head

00:53:33.940 and look at the girl,

00:53:34.620 right?

00:53:34.800 I go like this.

00:53:35.380 I literally do this.

00:53:36.240 Like it spike her anxiety,

00:53:39.560 like immediately looks at her phone.

00:53:41.500 I'm like,

00:53:41.720 oh,

00:53:41.880 this one.

00:53:42.640 She respects me the most.

00:53:43.900 This one's getting fucked.

00:53:45.080 Right?

00:53:45.420 But if I snap my head like this

00:53:46.660 and she goes like this,

00:53:48.160 chewing her gum,

00:53:48.920 look at me.

00:53:49.760 I go,

00:53:49.920 oh,

00:53:50.040 this bitch doesn't know who I am.

00:53:51.140 I gotta go teach her.

00:53:53.120 Shauna Frog,

00:53:53.660 thanks for the time.

00:53:54.040 So true.

00:53:54.320 These levels of getting it.

00:53:55.020 You can even see

00:53:56.020 when you enter a room,

00:53:57.240 this is what girls do

00:53:58.000 when a Hawkeye enters room.

00:53:59.700 They touch their hair

00:54:00.480 and their back goes more straight.

00:54:01.920 If they don't respect you,

00:54:02.900 they're like this.

00:54:06.100 Right?

00:54:06.740 And that's when you're like,

00:54:07.580 oh shit,

00:54:07.980 I have to like teach them.

00:54:09.180 Move the fuck out.

00:54:10.840 Woo,

00:54:11.360 look at that.

00:54:12.220 Maximus,

00:54:12.740 Maximus,

00:54:13.120 Maximus.

00:54:13.700 Welcome to the stream.

00:54:15.280 Look how tall this man is.

00:54:17.160 Holy shit.

00:54:18.400 Yeah,

00:54:18.620 some guy said,

00:54:19.200 I'm not fucking tall.

00:54:20.240 He said,

00:54:20.560 I'm five,

00:54:21.060 six.

00:54:21.320 This is so tall.

00:54:21.820 I'm 10 feet when I stand.

00:54:23.360 Look how tiny I am compared to him.

00:54:26.040 We're going to be the greatest couple,

00:54:27.780 you guys.

00:54:28.220 Oh my gosh.

00:54:28.980 Turn the camera off

00:54:29.920 or keep it on.

00:54:31.340 Should we keep it on?

00:54:32.780 Guys,

00:54:33.300 everyone switch to Pornhub.

00:54:34.980 Are you on,

00:54:35.460 are you on anything here

00:54:36.540 or are you sober?

00:54:38.280 Most,

00:54:38.700 the clips I pick up girls are sober.

00:54:41.080 There's a few drunk ones,

00:54:42.220 a few ones on my podcast

00:54:44.600 when I'm on Adderall

00:54:45.420 and those are the worst ones.

00:54:46.540 I was like,

00:54:46.700 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:54:47.980 Just fucking talking her ear off.

00:54:49.160 Too fast.

00:54:49.900 Yeah,

00:54:50.260 but this one is like,

00:54:51.220 she literally said,

00:54:51.920 come now or we're not streaming.

00:54:53.220 And we went to 9,000 views

00:54:54.440 on my first day.

00:54:56.800 She's at 300

00:54:57.740 and then I spiked her channel

00:54:59.360 and it was evil.

00:55:01.840 The admins were trying to ban me.

00:55:03.160 They hated the MAGA guy

00:55:04.380 and I was like,

00:55:05.380 yeah,

00:55:05.500 baby girl,

00:55:05.920 I'll stream with you

00:55:06.620 because she had the check mark

00:55:07.700 and they wouldn't give it to me.

00:55:08.800 Yeah.

00:55:09.080 So I was like,

00:55:09.480 oh,

00:55:09.600 her check mark will homepage me.

00:55:11.420 So I literally went to her house.

00:55:12.720 They're like,

00:55:13.000 fuck.

00:55:13.920 Oh,

00:55:14.120 are you fucking showing off

00:55:15.120 your fucking shoes and shit?

00:55:16.800 Yeah.

00:55:17.640 All right.

00:55:18.260 Um,

00:55:19.160 damn,

00:55:19.380 I need a new chair.

00:55:20.460 I need so much.

00:55:21.520 This one keeps you up.

00:55:22.180 It's a Vancouver brand actually.

00:55:24.100 Does she still stream?

00:55:27.760 I don't think so.

00:55:28.980 This reminds me of like

00:55:30.260 Optimus Prime and shit.

00:55:31.820 I just streamed with her

00:55:32.500 a few weeks ago.

00:55:34.100 Is this the microphone?

00:55:35.380 Yeah.

00:55:35.800 Mike check.

00:55:36.340 Mike check.

00:55:37.060 Mike check.

00:55:37.740 You dumb bitch.

00:55:40.540 Okay.

00:55:41.060 Okay.

00:55:41.340 So what do you think of me in person?

00:55:42.980 If you're going to be direct,

00:55:44.360 lean back.

00:55:44.960 Never lean forward.

00:55:45.940 Look.

00:55:47.080 Yeah,

00:55:47.260 you called her a dumb bitch

00:55:48.000 and then you leaned back

00:55:48.620 to not intimidate her.

00:55:49.820 Well,

00:55:50.040 I called everyone,

00:55:50.780 the chat a dumb bitch.

00:55:51.680 It was in Tara.

00:55:52.280 So she goes,

00:55:52.780 oh,

00:55:52.840 he calls everyone that.

00:55:53.640 I shouldn't take it personal.

00:55:55.320 Look,

00:55:55.980 I lean back.

00:55:56.500 Yeah,

00:55:56.760 like I regret this.

00:55:58.380 I regret this.

00:55:59.840 I'm vulnerable.

00:56:00.560 So attack me.

00:56:01.420 Right.

00:56:01.680 She goes,

00:56:01.940 oh,

00:56:02.040 he's vulnerable.

00:56:03.020 Drops her anxiety.

00:56:04.500 I don't always say

00:56:05.140 that's fucking the shit.

00:56:06.240 I got him to take a picture

00:56:07.800 of my third eye.

00:56:08.920 Yeah.

00:56:09.540 Or I said,

00:56:10.200 give me my eye.

00:56:11.420 I want a third one.

00:56:13.020 He didn't know I meant my dick.

00:56:15.680 Oh,

00:56:16.240 he didn't drop.

00:56:16.820 So he didn't.

00:56:17.320 So he put a regular eye.

00:56:18.420 Fucking.

00:56:18.740 Yeah,

00:56:18.960 that's,

00:56:19.260 wow.

00:56:19.520 That's the best Jewish pussy

00:56:20.840 you'll ever have.

00:56:21.560 Dude,

00:56:21.940 this is so distracting.

00:56:22.780 Oh shit,

00:56:23.860 I just smelled everywhere.

00:56:25.300 You're drunk already,

00:56:26.360 man.

00:56:26.600 No,

00:56:26.800 I took one shot.

00:56:28.060 That's actually the best thing.

00:56:29.500 When all the guys at the party

00:56:31.620 try and get her drunk,

00:56:32.500 if you're the one guy

00:56:33.200 that says stop drinking,

00:56:34.540 immediately she thinks

00:56:35.580 you're the boyfriend.

00:56:36.180 You're protecting her.

00:56:36.740 Yeah,

00:56:37.000 and you mean it

00:56:38.000 because you know

00:56:38.480 she's acting stupid

00:56:39.380 and annoying.

00:56:39.840 I don't,

00:56:40.120 drunk girls are annoying

00:56:40.740 as fuck.

00:56:41.000 Can I have some of this?

00:56:42.360 Yeah.

00:56:43.040 Here's my chapstick.

00:56:43.880 Do you see the tone switch?

00:56:46.220 Look how literally,

00:56:48.040 literally from excitement hot.

00:56:50.100 Can I have some of this?

00:56:51.520 Cold.

00:56:52.620 So she's literally,

00:56:53.980 and I'm really gauging

00:56:55.080 to see like.

00:56:56.260 So you're on go

00:56:57.500 the whole time.

00:56:58.240 You're playing chess.

00:56:59.040 Well,

00:56:59.160 I've done this five years,

00:57:00.200 Monday,

00:57:00.480 Tuesday,

00:57:00.760 Wednesday,

00:57:01.060 Thursday,

00:57:01.400 Friday

00:57:01.620 for eight hours a day.

00:57:03.020 So I don't think

00:57:04.000 I just do it

00:57:04.840 like I instinctive,

00:57:05.800 right?

00:57:06.060 I'm not,

00:57:06.500 no.

00:57:07.000 Can I have some of this?

00:57:08.500 Yeah.

00:57:08.980 Can I have some of this?

00:57:09.740 It's not like Jimmy Fallon now.

00:57:11.080 No.

00:57:11.900 A little hesitant.

00:57:13.320 Do you have anything?

00:57:14.400 As in,

00:57:14.700 I'm not brushing it in my mouth.

00:57:16.420 As in,

00:57:16.920 you're not that hot.

00:57:17.620 I have rabies.

00:57:18.220 No,

00:57:18.440 I don't have rabies.

00:57:19.940 And it's really her older brother.

00:57:21.400 That's what you're saying.

00:57:22.240 How much of my chapstick

00:57:23.380 are you going to use,

00:57:24.100 dude?

00:57:25.020 I've got to get

00:57:25.600 just the surface.

00:57:27.580 I don't have rabies.

00:57:28.440 Well,

00:57:28.700 you know what?

00:57:29.660 I plead the fifth.

00:57:30.660 You do have rabies?

00:57:33.500 No response.

00:57:34.520 Look.

00:57:36.620 Did you see that?

00:57:37.580 Why?

00:57:38.300 Hyper dismissive.

00:57:39.520 I can't even hear her sometimes.

00:57:41.720 But that's intentional.

00:57:42.760 Shit, dude.

00:57:43.880 Where do I look back?

00:57:44.460 What's the point of being

00:57:45.420 dismissive like that?

00:57:46.580 To drop her anxiety.

00:57:47.860 Because if your attention

00:57:48.960 is on her too much,

00:57:49.860 she's like,

00:57:50.180 he's trying to fucking rape me.

00:57:53.200 If I look,

00:57:54.040 if you actually look at it,

00:57:55.120 the boy is more interested

00:57:56.240 in the stream

00:57:56.900 than fucking,

00:57:58.200 which is her dream scenario.

00:57:59.740 And it's true.

00:58:00.820 Yeah.

00:58:01.000 For once,

00:58:01.600 it's right at the comma.

00:58:02.400 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:58:03.020 I need a haircut.

00:58:04.160 No, take the hat off.

00:58:04.860 Woman, I need a haircut.

00:58:06.320 No, no, no.

00:58:06.980 That's a big grip.

00:58:07.560 Are you ticklish?

00:58:10.220 I'll lean back

00:58:11.240 if I'm touching her.

00:58:12.200 I'll never lean forward

00:58:13.320 or do it.

00:58:13.760 No, no.

00:58:14.420 Sit down.

00:58:15.020 I'm just trying to,

00:58:15.580 are you armpits ticklish?

00:58:17.360 No, no.

00:58:18.220 I answer on my own time,

00:58:20.420 right?

00:58:20.660 Because she's trying to get

00:58:21.440 rapid fire questions.

00:58:22.880 And if I respond quickly,

00:58:24.740 we're just raising anxiety.

00:58:25.960 Now she has the ball.

00:58:27.040 Yeah.

00:58:27.400 Ball's in her court

00:58:27.960 if you're responding.

00:58:28.500 Yeah.

00:58:28.760 So this is like her dad.

00:58:29.780 I'm just checking, okay?

00:58:31.060 Look at this.

00:58:31.600 Look at this.

00:58:32.920 Look at this.

00:58:34.000 I don't get a haircut.

00:58:35.060 I want to leave

00:58:35.380 the fucking house.

00:58:37.280 I'm such a loser.

00:58:37.820 Take the hat off.

00:58:38.880 Take the hat off.

00:58:40.260 She found a weakness.

00:58:41.060 She's actually wants

00:58:42.140 the attention

00:58:42.660 and he's not giving it,

00:58:44.440 which is really

00:58:45.480 making her wet.

00:58:46.440 If I look directly...

00:58:47.420 Right?

00:58:47.680 Because if you're not

00:58:48.360 giving her attention,

00:58:48.980 she's thinking

00:58:49.360 he's not desperate,

00:58:50.120 he's not going to rape me.

00:58:51.180 Right?

00:58:52.660 Take the hat off.

00:58:53.760 No, it's all fucking...

00:58:55.800 Take the hat off.

00:58:56.640 Now look at this.

00:58:57.120 Chat, take the hat off.

00:58:58.520 Please.

00:58:59.400 Do you see how subtle

00:59:00.640 that is?

00:59:01.180 Never tap them.

00:59:02.800 Right?

00:59:03.220 Look how light that touches.

00:59:05.360 Look at that.

00:59:06.080 She literally says

00:59:06.900 getting my pussy.

00:59:07.720 You're so gentle with me.

00:59:09.120 No, it's...

00:59:09.540 Someone in the chat says,

00:59:10.360 Sneko, I've been watching

00:59:11.340 you for a long time

00:59:11.860 and I think you're in your bag

00:59:12.640 the most when you host

00:59:13.380 panels and guests.

00:59:14.060 I think your future

00:59:14.600 is the Hitler version

00:59:15.560 of Joe Rogan.

00:59:16.600 Okay, don't let people

00:59:18.340 think that.

00:59:19.260 No, Hitler's in the chat.

00:59:20.540 Dude, that's not good.

00:59:21.180 Take the hat off.

00:59:22.340 Chat, take the hat off.

00:59:23.760 Please.

00:59:24.980 Chat, take the hat off.

00:59:25.980 Why is she being so

00:59:26.580 insistent about this?

00:59:28.420 She's excited that Chad's

00:59:29.760 in her house.

00:59:30.340 That's what I think.

00:59:30.840 He's a young girl.

00:59:31.460 I think she's 19 here.

00:59:32.260 That's always off.

00:59:33.360 Guys, let me get a haircut first.

00:59:34.980 Are we allowed to hold hands?

00:59:35.860 No.

00:59:37.100 She's not going to give up

00:59:37.820 on his hat.

00:59:38.180 Oh, yeah.

00:59:38.580 Yeah, TOS.

00:59:39.220 Yeah.

00:59:39.800 This is really good, actually.

00:59:41.500 It's too intimate of contact.

00:59:43.480 Yo, cut the teeth.

00:59:44.620 Why is it going to fucking...

00:59:45.260 Go back to work.

00:59:45.960 And I mean it.

00:59:46.900 It was hot.

00:59:48.420 I don't know.

00:59:49.360 That's why I had the window open.

00:59:50.940 And the lights make it hot.

00:59:52.400 If it's this hot,

00:59:56.520 I'm going to take my...

00:59:57.200 Should I take my clothes off?

00:59:59.520 No.

01:00:00.020 If you have a shirt underneath, yes.

01:00:01.700 All right, right.

01:00:02.280 It's TOS.

01:00:02.860 Yeah, you can give me Ben.

01:00:04.000 Did you see her reaction?

01:00:05.060 She actually felt arousal.

01:00:06.740 So that was like me gauging.

01:00:07.960 I was watching the video.

01:00:08.860 How did you tell that

01:00:09.780 she felt arousal?

01:00:10.360 Because of the pause.

01:00:11.780 It's like when a girl

01:00:12.840 grabs your cock

01:00:13.700 and you go...

01:00:14.480 So a little girl

01:00:15.980 go watch how subtle it is.

01:00:18.040 Right?

01:00:19.320 She's really thinking

01:00:20.280 is this what he's going to do

01:00:21.520 after the stream?

01:00:22.760 You know what I mean?

01:00:23.220 If it's this hot,

01:00:24.120 I'm going to take my...

01:00:24.800 Should I take my clothes off?

01:00:27.100 So I'm sniping her here.

01:00:28.480 Right here.

01:00:29.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:29.800 Most girls will be like,

01:00:30.400 No!

01:00:30.660 No!

01:00:32.000 I mean, no.

01:00:33.140 If you have a shirt underneath, yes.

01:00:34.820 All right, right.

01:00:35.400 It's TOS.

01:00:35.980 Yeah, you can give me Ben if you...

01:00:37.700 Here, sit here.

01:00:38.520 I'm going to interview you.

01:00:40.080 You're going to interview Ben?

01:00:41.080 You smash after, right?

01:00:41.780 Sit so they can see you

01:00:42.620 in the middle.

01:00:43.820 No problem?

01:00:44.460 No comment.

01:00:45.320 That's my friend.

01:00:46.380 This is...

01:00:46.920 Yeah, you did.

01:00:47.440 Get in the frame.

01:00:48.020 She's cute.

01:00:48.580 I am in the...

01:00:49.300 The frames...

01:00:49.920 This is the entire frame.

01:00:52.440 Thank you for the $2.

01:00:53.920 Okay.

01:00:54.320 Wait, wait, wait.

01:00:54.900 Do a post.

01:00:56.300 That'll be the thumbnail.

01:00:57.480 So that's actually building a team.

01:00:59.420 Right there.

01:00:59.800 It's us versus them.

01:01:01.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:01.820 Yeah.

01:01:02.620 I messaged the guy

01:01:03.880 who does tributes of me

01:01:05.020 and he messaged me,

01:01:06.140 Fuck you, you're not John Zirka.

01:01:07.320 I'm like, bro,

01:01:07.700 just give me the videos.

01:01:08.980 Like, you can upload your shit,

01:01:10.220 but give me the...

01:01:11.260 Okay.

01:01:11.720 What do they want us to ask?

01:01:13.460 Um...

01:01:13.940 Oh, people have some...

01:01:14.840 Look at the anxiety spike

01:01:16.140 when you stand.

01:01:16.800 This is bad.

01:01:17.200 Gosh, how many women

01:01:17.980 have you slept with?

01:01:19.540 Don't even matter.

01:01:20.580 Oh, she pulls up.

01:01:22.100 This is fake.

01:01:24.620 So I let her out of the joke.

01:01:26.160 This is fake.

01:01:27.200 See, I gave her the whole joke

01:01:28.560 and now she feels...

01:01:29.880 So don't give money to me, guys,

01:01:31.440 because, like,

01:01:31.800 I've been stung...

01:01:32.640 Completely disarmed.

01:01:34.060 Now she goes,

01:01:34.640 Oh, when he stands,

01:01:35.340 it's not that scary.

01:01:36.100 Well, press blank.

01:01:37.800 I'm not here.

01:01:38.840 Dude, it's not even...

01:01:40.180 So now she's laughing.

01:01:41.600 Now I can touch her.

01:01:44.820 Wow.

01:01:45.500 Wait, because you showed...

01:01:46.700 No, no, in the middle of her laugh.

01:01:48.080 Watch, watch, watch how good this is.

01:01:49.260 It's funny to me, guys,

01:01:49.900 because, like,

01:01:50.240 I've been stung out here.

01:01:52.080 Dude, it's not even...

01:01:53.180 Look, in the peak of her laugh.

01:01:54.820 Real laughter.

01:01:56.520 You didn't touch her.

01:01:58.080 Wow.

01:01:58.660 I didn't know it'd be an exposed one.

01:02:00.680 I'm not.

01:02:01.160 Only when they're smiling and laughing.

01:02:04.220 That's the number one rule.

01:02:05.580 Yeah, that was so...

01:02:06.420 I didn't even notice it.

01:02:07.380 That was so...

01:02:08.120 Okay.

01:02:11.880 Yeah, I think so, too.

01:02:13.640 I like the socks.

01:02:14.840 Yeah, I know.

01:02:15.280 You said...

01:02:15.780 Now you're touching.

01:02:16.600 Now I can get away with murder.

01:02:18.360 Now I get away with murder.

01:02:19.620 Wait, so explain that.

01:02:20.820 Explain that.

01:02:21.380 What did it...

01:02:21.860 Because she was laughing the whole time,

01:02:23.140 but why was that your attack mode

01:02:24.540 to go and break the touch barrier right there?

01:02:26.500 Because then...

01:02:28.840 When you're laughing,

01:02:30.040 you're happy.

01:02:30.900 Why did you choose that laugh

01:02:31.960 out of all the laughs?

01:02:33.000 Because that's the most comfortable

01:02:34.440 she was all night.

01:02:35.560 Okay.

01:02:36.100 I agree.

01:02:36.920 You're gonna keep them on all the time.

01:02:38.120 Yeah, no, I always wear the socks.

01:02:39.380 I'll fill her head with some visuals, imagery.

01:02:41.680 Thank you for the Twitch Prime.

01:02:43.040 Dude, why are people

01:02:43.760 fucking tossing subs up now?

01:02:46.180 Toss them fucking west side.

01:02:47.820 Where are the fucking Vancouver boys, man?

01:02:50.280 Chat, spam the name.

01:02:51.320 Yeah.

01:02:53.860 We're taking over.

01:02:54.960 We're going...

01:02:55.440 When are we going clubbing?

01:02:56.500 We're going to be streaming.

01:02:57.120 Oh, yeah.

01:02:57.780 We should go do IRL streams downtown.

01:02:59.080 Wind up on bitches at the club.

01:03:01.160 Bitches love me.

01:03:02.480 As in, I'm your older brother.

01:03:03.820 I'm not fucking you.

01:03:04.700 Dude, you should meet my sister.

01:03:06.480 Oh, shit.

01:03:07.360 You're right.

01:03:08.520 I met her sister and she got mad.

01:03:10.680 Her sister's flirting with me.

01:03:11.820 She's like, Zirka, that's enough.

01:03:13.420 I was like, all right.

01:03:14.000 I'll leave you.

01:03:14.420 I thought we were doing it for a stream.

01:03:15.560 I met her sister on stream.

01:03:16.680 It was...

01:03:17.320 No, she's...

01:03:18.200 You should...

01:03:18.720 You would have had to bring her with her.

01:03:20.200 What's she look like?

01:03:21.280 Okay.

01:03:21.600 See, I'll take the bait.

01:03:22.760 I'm like, what's your sister look like?

01:03:24.000 And now she's depressed.

01:03:26.200 But I'll save her.

01:03:27.260 I'm always going to save her.

01:03:29.580 If she's hot, I'm going to upgrade.

01:03:32.140 Oh, that's so mean.

01:03:34.200 It's effective.

01:03:35.420 You'll have maximums.

01:03:37.640 The video game.

01:03:39.060 Hello, TOS.

01:03:39.820 This is my sister.

01:03:41.180 Oh, damn.

01:03:42.560 You know what I want to do to your sister?

01:03:44.880 Oh, you made her mad.

01:03:45.960 Have sex with her?

01:03:46.860 No, no.

01:03:47.480 Oh, no?

01:03:48.300 Respect her?

01:03:50.000 Definitely.

01:03:50.680 I'm all about respecting women.

01:03:52.260 I learned from Hassan.

01:03:54.000 The song Piker, though.

01:03:57.600 Oh, her dad came in.

01:03:59.540 Hey, thank you.

01:04:01.320 Their family loved me.

01:04:05.420 I had a cigarette in her room.

01:04:07.320 Like, I thought she...

01:04:07.940 I was like, what the fuck?

01:04:09.260 It's...

01:04:09.780 It's...

01:04:10.340 That was my little sister.

01:04:12.580 Thank you, guys.

01:04:13.280 That was her mom.

01:04:14.460 No, that was my...

01:04:15.280 Or her sister.

01:04:16.220 That was a 15-year-old girl.

01:04:16.460 And then they come up with the police on me.

01:04:19.140 That was a 15-year-old girl.

01:04:20.560 Okay, ready?

01:04:21.100 We're going to interview you.

01:04:22.060 Sit here.

01:04:22.640 Get closer to the camera.

01:04:23.480 They want to see you.

01:04:24.420 Like, trust me.

01:04:26.080 They've seen everything of me.

01:04:27.780 What did they see of you?

01:04:28.940 Are we taking these shots?

01:04:30.840 Okay, give me a shot.

01:04:32.980 Vodka.

01:04:33.560 Actual vodka.

01:04:34.460 I'm not fucking around.

01:04:35.440 So, if you're going to take it...

01:04:37.260 You don't even drink like that, really.

01:04:38.960 Oh, you watch what I do here.

01:04:40.860 I used to drink.

01:04:41.620 Watch.

01:04:42.100 Watch who I used to be.

01:04:44.020 This is one week out of bouncing into streaming.

01:04:46.440 Like, four days.

01:04:47.780 So, this is the old man.

01:04:49.860 Thank you.

01:04:51.040 Do you have any rope?

01:04:52.940 No.

01:04:54.360 I think it's in my trunk.

01:04:56.080 Nice.

01:04:58.800 Okay.

01:05:00.020 Thanks for the two dollars.

01:05:00.860 So, I'm doing great.

01:05:01.860 I'm doing phenomenal.

01:05:03.280 Yeah.

01:05:04.240 Did you strike that vodka?

01:05:05.180 And it's not a flex to do great on camera with a woman.

01:05:08.520 But a high anxiety streamer.

01:05:10.240 Everyone knows who she is.

01:05:11.900 This is really cool.

01:05:14.000 Also, where is he going?

01:05:18.180 Do I go watch him?

01:05:19.300 She needs me now.

01:05:20.080 Yeah.

01:05:21.960 She's done without you.

01:05:23.180 There's nothing.

01:05:23.800 There's no energy.

01:05:24.840 That's when I walk slow, too.

01:05:26.740 I go for a walk.

01:05:28.220 I call my mom.

01:05:29.040 She has no idea what to do on stream right now.

01:05:30.840 Sean says, first you woo with Wordsworth.

01:05:34.160 Then you pull out the Longfellow.

01:05:36.280 Okay.

01:05:36.440 That was a gay donation.

01:05:39.680 Oh, words.

01:05:40.340 Tone.

01:05:40.780 It's so awkward now.

01:05:41.860 I'm going to go.

01:05:43.500 Yeah.

01:05:43.700 I sucked the energy out of the room.

01:05:45.680 She needs you.

01:05:47.200 What the fuck?

01:05:48.600 She's ditching the whole stream to go see you do nothing.

01:05:53.520 Well, to be fair, there's like 9,000 people saying Maximus.

01:05:56.680 Like, bring you back.

01:05:59.940 You were gone for five seconds and she drowned.

01:06:02.900 Yeah, she's baby sister now, so I'm winning.

01:06:06.760 Thank you.

01:06:07.440 I said you got a nice ass.

01:06:08.580 You got two limes?

01:06:09.860 Yeah, but I left my Ted's side guy at home, so I can't cut it.

01:06:13.840 Oh, what's that?

01:06:16.180 Never mind.

01:06:20.500 We got limes.

01:06:22.320 Dude, I'm getting fucking laid, boys.

01:06:24.280 Like, I'm getting...

01:06:25.900 I'm busted.

01:06:27.280 Not tonight.

01:06:27.920 I'm talking about...

01:06:28.380 Oh, like, later, right?

01:06:29.600 Yeah.

01:06:29.920 Yeah, yeah.

01:06:30.620 Totally.

01:06:31.800 So, um...

01:06:33.040 What...

01:06:33.520 Have you always lived in a big...

01:06:34.220 Just a second.

01:06:34.920 Please donate money to my account.

01:06:36.880 It's very important.

01:06:38.140 It's on your time.

01:06:38.560 I can't afford a fucking lens, man.

01:06:39.900 I just need five bucks.

01:06:40.660 Well, I'm not going to wait for her high anxiety questions, you know?

01:06:43.180 What was just in?

01:06:43.840 The lens.

01:06:44.420 Oh, that is so good.

01:06:46.160 Look at this.

01:06:46.560 It was just in, like, five minutes ago.

01:06:48.420 What was just in?

01:06:49.160 The lens.

01:06:49.760 Oh, they're not...

01:06:50.400 I'm shooting imagery of me fucking her in her mind, but subtly, not aggressively.

01:06:54.980 By the way, you looked up and down at her?

01:06:56.140 It was just in, like, five minutes ago.

01:06:57.880 What was just in?

01:06:58.600 The lens.

01:06:59.160 Oh, the lens.

01:06:59.920 Where'd it go?

01:07:00.740 Content, content, content.

01:07:02.340 Yeah.

01:07:03.120 Well, you know, even if she doesn't pick up on your joke, the subconscious does.

01:07:07.240 So, you're still doing it.

01:07:08.360 For the content.

01:07:09.700 Hey, what does it...

01:07:10.520 Hey, I want everyone to log off and go watch Destiny.

01:07:13.120 She's so content entertaining.

01:07:15.500 Why...

01:07:15.880 Bro, I'm so out of the loop.

01:07:17.100 This is four years ago.

01:07:18.080 You're still talking about Destiny and Hassan.

01:07:19.900 How long have you known these fucking people?

01:07:21.460 Four days.

01:07:22.000 You're not...

01:07:22.400 I've known them four days.

01:07:24.140 And I...

01:07:24.680 So, you just immediately started streaming...

01:07:26.260 I hated them.

01:07:27.160 I hated them.

01:07:27.580 A week into streaming, you're already going after Hassan and Destiny.

01:07:30.280 Because they put me on a debate panel with them.

01:07:32.800 Awesome show.

01:07:33.820 Thanks for the four.

01:07:34.500 But trying to figure out who Zerka reminds me of...

01:07:36.360 He looks and sounds like the younger version of Tony Robbins.

01:07:39.160 No, the closest influencer to me is Hoshuns, I think.

01:07:44.540 I learned everything from them.

01:07:46.360 You don't want to see this.

01:07:47.780 You want to see Destiny.

01:07:48.740 Are we allowed to talk?

01:07:49.460 LMAO, a real-life Surrey Jack at Circa.

01:07:52.120 I don't touch, like, sexually.

01:07:53.840 Oh, good.

01:07:54.220 Yeah, so...

01:07:55.120 She's doing that fake awkward thing.

01:07:56.400 Yeah, you can, like, touch my hand.

01:07:58.200 Maybe wipe the dust off.

01:07:59.880 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:00.700 The dust off my entire setup.

01:08:02.820 Okay, let's cut this shit.

01:08:04.100 Yeah.

01:08:04.580 We're gonna fucking ask the real questions.

01:08:07.160 What do you honestly think...

01:08:07.700 How many women have you slept with?

01:08:09.080 Man, you know what?

01:08:09.780 If we start counting...

01:08:10.640 Over 9,000!

01:08:11.980 I was farming the youth.

01:08:13.860 20?

01:08:14.420 Or maybe less.

01:08:15.140 How old are you?

01:08:15.920 This is lying.

01:08:16.480 One for every year.

01:08:18.480 How many girlfriends have you had?

01:08:19.440 One.

01:08:20.700 Why only one girlfriend?

01:08:24.740 Again, this man will answer on his own time.

01:08:27.240 Right?

01:08:27.560 Which I'm not...

01:08:28.200 You know what I mean?

01:08:28.840 Get used to that, even with your wife.

01:08:30.340 I don't think people can tolerate me.

01:08:32.380 Sometimes I'm like this.

01:08:33.980 And sometimes I'm like, yo, what's up?

01:08:35.340 You know what I mean?

01:08:35.940 No, for real.

01:08:36.520 Welcome to Team Taco.

01:08:37.840 Okay, I've had enough.

01:08:38.740 I've shown everything.

01:08:39.620 I've shown it.

01:08:40.260 I've shown it.

01:08:40.620 We can move on?

01:08:41.200 Yes.

01:08:41.540 I'm so tired of seeing myself.

01:08:42.840 What the fuck?

01:08:43.360 What point are we trying to make?

01:08:45.740 Look at that.

01:08:46.480 I just...

01:08:47.100 I don't want to see this.

01:08:48.020 This is my friend and it's awkward now.

01:08:49.620 What?

01:08:50.260 Because she's...

01:08:50.800 That's it.

01:08:56.200 This is your job?

SNEAKO - June 01, 2023

Zherka Gives Free Pickup Game On SNEAKO's Stream

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