Stay Free - Russel Brand - January 14, 2026


A World Watching Iran — Pressure, Power, and Consequences - SF669


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In this episode of Stay Free With Russell Brand, we discuss the Iranian Revolution, Bitcoin, Bitcoin and much more! Recorded in Los Angeles, CA! . - Russell Brand - Stay Free with Russell Brand

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00:02:32.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Russell Brand and Jenny Russell, trying to bring real journalism to the American people.
00:02:41.000 Hello there, you awakening wonders.
00:02:44.000 Thanks for joining me for Stay Free with Russell Brand.
00:02:48.000 Good to see you guys.
00:02:49.000 Welcome to 2026.
00:02:52.000 Welcome to, I don't know, it's just time, isn't it?
00:02:55.000 Really?
00:02:55.000 It's just time.
00:02:56.000 I'm here with Dave.
00:02:57.000 All right, Dave.
00:02:58.000 Hey, how's it going?
00:02:59.000 Yeah, I feel okay.
00:02:59.000 What about you, Jake?
00:03:00.000 I feel great.
00:03:02.000 On the line, we've got Joe, we've got Massey.
00:03:03.000 We're going to talk about that Iranian revolution, try and understand that for a bit.
00:03:06.000 We'll be talking about the death of that lady or murder, depends how you see it. 0.97
00:03:10.000 In fact, we're going to be talking about the divisiveness and try and understand or see or determine whether or not there's a way through it.
00:03:17.000 Let us know in the comments and chat what you want to talk about, though.
00:03:19.000 We're going to start with Iran. 0.96
00:03:22.000 Let's just get straight on with it.
00:03:24.000 Okay, let's look at some legacy media reporting on the subject so we can at least see what they're saying and try and determine what they want us to think.
00:03:33.000 Is this a legitimate?
00:03:35.000 You know, I guess, look, you could regard it as the people of Iran want to return to a 1970s style secularized Iran where they have the privilege of like going to Dior or buying a McDonald's or whatever.
00:03:46.000 But it could be something else.
00:03:48.000 We don't know that insurgency ain't paid for on the ground.
00:03:50.000 One thing's for sure.
00:03:53.000 you know, systems of mass centralized government don't seem to be working particularly well, whether it's under the auspices of secularism, like in the United Kingdom, that's sliding towards tyranny in ways that you're aware of, although that digital ID program's been scrapped.
00:04:07.000 Well done, if you were one of the people that actively protested against that, probably more important that you actively protest and protest online.
00:04:14.000 Let me know in the comments and chat what do you think.
00:04:15.000 Where do you think these decisions are made now?
00:04:17.000 Are they made on the streets?
00:04:18.000 Are they made online?
00:04:18.000 Are they made in some ethereal realm difficult to access except through prayer or your version of prayer?
00:04:26.000 Anyway, before we get into the metaphysics of it, let's look first of all at Iran, then we'll look at Minneapolis, then we'll have a bit of a laugh, then we'll promote polymarkets, promote some of our own stuff and all.
00:04:37.000 We'll be on with our little, I'll be on our merry little wave.
00:04:40.000 One thing I can tell you now is you can tip us with Bitcoin.
00:04:44.000 If that's what you want to do, why not tip us with Bitcoin?
00:04:48.000 You've got Bitcoin have it, Dave?
00:04:49.000 Yep.
00:04:51.000 I still, I've tried to understand Bitcoin so many times.
00:04:55.000 I still don't, but I don't understand a lot of things.
00:04:57.000 Just because I don't understand something, that don't mean it's not real, does it?
00:05:00.000 Because I only understand about 10 things.
00:05:03.000 And I know that there are other things beyond those 10 things.
00:05:07.000 Firstly, let's get into this Iran stuff.
00:05:09.000 Massey claims to be Iranian, so, you know, we'll listen to him on the subject for a bit.
00:05:14.000 But every time I speak to him, he's from somewhere else.
00:05:16.000 One minute is Canada, next minute it's Birkenhead, next minute it's Iran. 1.00
00:05:20.000 I mean, I think he's exactly part of the problem.
00:05:22.000 If anyone, if ICE needs to crack down on anyone, it's Massey. 0.89
00:05:25.000 Keep still.
00:05:26.000 Now, let's have a look at this Iranian revolution thing.
00:05:30.000 Attack Iran in support of the protesters says he's reviewing military options.
00:05:35.000 The Speaker of Iran's parliament today warned if the US attacks, American bases will burn.
00:05:41.000 President Trump said that would be a big mistake.
00:05:44.000 If they do that, we'll consider things targets that they wouldn't believe.
00:05:48.000 If they do that, we will hit them at levels that they've never been hit before.
00:05:53.000 And they won't even believe it.
00:05:54.000 I have five options that are so strong.
00:05:57.000 So, I mean, if they did that, it'll be met with a very, very powerful force.
00:06:03.000 In Iran, state media, the only media amid the communications blackout, is telling Iranians the government is in full control.
00:06:11.000 In a general way, when people report on instances in foreign countries and they say, state media, the only media, as if elsewhere you have access to all sorts of information, I think it's always wise to bear in mind that stratified information applies wherever you are.
00:06:31.000 If you're in China, you only get the information they want you to have in China.
00:06:34.000 If you're in the UK, you only really get the types of information they're happy with you having in the UK.
00:06:39.000 Or certainly they're involved now in the process of ensuring that.
00:06:43.000 And the same is true to a degree in the US.
00:06:45.000 Although it perhaps exists within a larger overt window, indeed, isn't that the nature of the culture war?
00:06:52.000 That you can look at the same incident, literally you can look at footage of the same incident when it comes to the death of the young woman there, good was her surname.
00:07:01.000 And some people can absolutely verify that it was brutality on the part of the state.
00:07:06.000 And other people can completely say hand on heart that the woman's actions were deserving or at least the ICE agent was warranted.
00:07:14.000 Let me know in the comments and chat where you stand on that.
00:07:16.000 But remember that whatever side of the argument you stand on, you have to check your own biases and prejudices, as the old woke postmodern brigades used to say before they were rinsed into annihilation by the rising tide of MAGA nationalism.
00:07:29.000 But nevertheless, the tools of discernment that they offered, like the compassion that woke is contains, better accessed through Christ, are of some value.
00:07:39.000 And when we look at these events in Iran, let's try and keep a handle on at least what is it they want us to think about this.
00:07:46.000 Because say for example, when I read how AI pre-sees the assets that we're using for the story, check it out.
00:07:52.000 This is a brilliant description, but also you can tell where the biases want to lead you from the way that certain characters and participants in the story are highlighted in a positive way.
00:08:02.000 Check it.
00:08:03.000 The assets collectively frame Iran as a regime under pressure responding to growing protests with lethal force while escalating tensions with the United States.
00:08:13.000 That already tells you lethal force, that's pejorative to the Iranian state, and it accredits them, or at least blames them, with escalating tensions with the U.S. You know, in a sense, whatever's going on in Iran, there's no question the United States of America is more powerful than Iran. 0.83
00:08:29.000 And if there's a dispute between me and a less powerful entity, you've got to be somewhat sympathetic towards the less powerful entity, regardless of the circumstances and the truth of the situation.
00:08:40.000 There has to be sympathy, doesn't there? 0.98
00:08:41.000 Like if I was arguing, I don't know, with a dog or a mouse or something, and I was saying this mouse is a right little bastard. 0.97
00:08:47.000 At some point you'd go, well, it's a mouse though, Russell. 0.96
00:08:52.000 Why are you venting all these grievances on that mouse?
00:08:55.000 And I'd say, that was my cheese.
00:08:57.000 That was my cheese.
00:08:58.000 My cheese.
00:08:59.000 Why did you put it in a mousetrap?
00:09:01.000 I'll say, look, I've got to look after.
00:09:03.000 I've got to look after the house.
00:09:04.000 I've got responsibilities you can't even begin to understand.
00:09:08.000 If I need to kill a few mouses or even create a Richard Gere-style botty hole burrow, then that's my business.
00:09:16.000 That's my business. 0.54
00:09:18.000 It was my cheese.
00:09:19.000 It's my burrow.
00:09:20.000 Then it continues.
00:09:21.000 Footage of the crackdown establishes the severity of the unrest, followed by Trump meeting senior military leaders and issuing a Leave Iran Now warning reinforced by his true social post declaring the US locked and loaded.
00:09:33.000 Certainly, as I continue to try to understand what Trump is and what Trump means, I recognize that my initial instincts when meeting Donald Trump probably 20 years ago now were correct.
00:09:46.000 He's a genius where it matters.
00:09:48.000 We live in a world now where a particular type of communication and a particular way of thinking are significant and important.
00:09:55.000 You can't be continually swayed.
00:09:56.000 You can't be full of doubt and inner turmoil, friction and tension, and Trump is not.
00:10:02.000 Trump has a sort of beautiful certainty that supersedes even whether things are morally ambivalent or it's difficult to detect what the right outcome would be.
00:10:13.000 And that in itself is powerful because in a fractured and fragmented time where everyone's got an opinion and everyone is divided, the certainty of Trump is appealing and attractive and continues to be.
00:10:24.000 And if this is going to be the system, i.e. great big populations of 330 million people centrally organized by a massive government and, you know, to a degree, devolved through state authorities, if you want to stick with that system, you need people like Trump.
00:10:40.000 The best the left is offering is, what, I don't know, AOC, Gavin Newsom, is that the sort of thing you want?
00:10:47.000 It's not going to work, is it?
00:10:48.000 You can't have those kind of people.
00:10:50.000 It doesn't make sense anymore.
00:10:51.000 You're going to have to change the entire system unless you want Trump-like people.
00:10:54.000 And some people really, really love Trump, some people don't.
00:10:56.000 I mean, that's the point.
00:10:58.000 All right, so locked and loaded.
00:11:00.000 Alongside this geopolitical escalation, Elon Musk's decision to activate Starlink, so it looks good for Musk, for free positions, external tech as a lifeline, or positions external tech as a lifeline against the regime's internet blackout.
00:11:14.000 The Imam clip exposes the ideological brutality underpinning the system. 1.00
00:11:18.000 So, right, yeah, it is pretty good that Elon Musk's given them access to Starlink.
00:11:23.000 I'm still not entirely certain about the origins of the social uprest and unrest and uprising.
00:11:30.000 Is it generally, we the people of Iran demand the right to buy a variety of different shoes and cornflakes?
00:11:37.000 Is that what it is?
00:11:38.000 Is that what it is?
00:11:38.000 Let me know in the comments and shout.
00:11:40.000 Iran's government has tried for weeks now to quell the growing protest movement fueled by economic unrest.
00:11:46.000 The heavy-handed response has reportedly killed hundreds.
00:11:49.000 Airstripes would be one of the many, many options that are on the table for the commander-in-chief.
00:11:54.000 At the White House today, they're talking about options, with the president sitting down with U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Pentagon Brass.
00:12:01.000 But don't expect a public declaration.
00:12:04.000 And so, what President Trump will do next, only he knows, so the world will have to keep waiting and guessing.
00:12:09.000 The U.S. government has a clear warning for any citizens in Iran.
00:12:12.000 Leave Iran now. 1.00
00:12:14.000 Have a plan for departing Iran that does not rely on U.S. government help.
00:12:19.000 And yesterday, the president announced a new 25% tariff on countries that trade with Iran.
00:12:25.000 The Iranian regime has been here before, but this could be a tipping point. 0.72
00:12:29.000 You're looking at a doomed regime.
00:12:31.000 It's just a question of whether change occurs because the regime decides it must change itself to survive, or the people change it, or change occurs because of U.S. military action.
00:12:42.000 But if the U.S. intervenes, the president may have a tough time selling it to many of his supporters who reject foreign entanglements.
00:12:49.000 The more isolationist MAGA base is going to need to be really pulled along to help them understand why the U.S. is getting involved in this way in the Middle East.
00:12:58.000 Why is there all these blackouts? 1.00
00:13:00.000 Like, that's what I keep seeing.
00:13:01.000 Like, Jake, you said you saw on our Rumble comments.
00:13:03.000 Thanks for watching this, by the way.
00:13:04.000 And if you ain't got Rumble Premium yet, get Rumble Premium now.
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00:13:08.000 We'll be talking to Max Kaiser tomorrow, the Bitcoin expert and El Salvadorian ambassador for all things crypto, although he doesn't even like that phrase cryptocurrency.
00:13:16.000 He's so down with it actually only being Bitcoin and Bitcoin exclusively.
00:13:19.000 You can tip us in it anyway.
00:13:21.000 Not that we care that much about money.
00:13:22.000 We've got our own ways of getting hold of money.
00:13:24.000 So why does it say in the chat, Jake, that a bunch of people are saying, oh, talk about Iran, talk about Iran.
00:13:30.000 What do you would think that is?
00:13:32.000 I don't know, but all the comments is a bunch of different people all saying the same thing.
00:13:35.000 And it didn't seem like it was crazy.
00:13:37.000 It was just talk about Iran.
00:13:39.000 All this is going on.
00:13:41.000 I mean, it could be bots.
00:13:42.000 I clicked on a few of them.
00:13:43.000 They have followers.
00:13:44.000 Some of them don't.
00:13:45.000 But it's all the same message.
00:13:46.000 I was looking at my ex-feed, and a lot of high-profile people that I sort of follow, say John Cleese, the great genius from Monty Python, or Graham Linehan, the Irish writer of basically just comedy writers.
00:13:58.000 They're like posting this.
00:13:59.000 Why is the BBC not reporting on this?
00:14:01.000 And certainly the BBC aren't reporting on it.
00:14:04.000 It's so hard, isn't it, to diagnose?
00:14:05.000 Can you tell me in the comments and chat why is it that some mainstream media outlets are not reporting on this?
00:14:11.000 Who benefits?
00:14:12.000 I don't understand anymore.
00:14:12.000 Why?
00:14:13.000 Let me know.
00:14:14.000 I know that I understood from that news report: economic civil unrest provoked by economic conditions.
00:14:21.000 But if that's the problem, why is there not more civil unrest in the United Kingdom where economic conditions are more punitive than they've been for, gosh, certainly since the 1970s?
00:14:21.000 I get it.
00:14:31.000 Here's the kind of thing people want you to look at during times of unrest of this nature.
00:14:36.000 It's an imam saying women are animals created by Allah to be used by men.
00:14:42.000 We'll have a look at that in a minute, which I consider to be a brilliant insight.
00:14:48.000 Now, it's obviously a provocative thing.
00:14:50.000 Yo, Massey, because your family's from Iran, ain't they?
00:14:53.000 And you've got still got family members out there.
00:14:55.000 Will you tell us what your basic take on it is?
00:14:58.000 And Jake, can you punch them up so I can see him, mate?
00:15:01.000 Thanks.
00:15:03.000 It's mostly down to the economic situation, what I've heard.
00:15:07.000 But, you know, it's like anything.
00:15:10.000 You don't really know what's going on on the ground because what gets everyone out on the streets, it can be something completely different.
00:15:14.000 There's women out there taking the hijab off, but apparently what's kicked it off has been economic. 0.98
00:15:19.000 But then the argument is: well, the US sanctions that have been put on the country have been so horrendous that it's going to exacerbate any economic situation.
00:15:26.000 But the big thing going on right now is whether their leader is going to execute a protester, a guy of like 24, who's going to be like executed, publicly hanged today, which they still do that stuff, like public hanging.
00:15:37.000 Off of Ukraine, isn't it? 0.97
00:15:38.000 Off of Crane.
00:15:40.000 Yeah, off of Crane.
00:15:42.000 So Trump's warned not to.
00:15:45.000 So we'll see what happens.
00:15:46.000 Look at Joe.
00:15:47.000 Joe, you don't think it's right to execute a geezer off a crane? 1.00
00:15:51.000 Otherwise, how are people going to learn?
00:15:54.000 Wow.
00:15:55.000 Definitely sets the standard, doesn't it?
00:15:58.000 Yeah, this is the standard. 0.99
00:16:00.000 Shut up or we execute you off a line. 1.00
00:16:04.000 get the idea this is or you shut up or i don't know there's good old craney There's always Craney. 0.99
00:16:14.000 It's a hard line for sure.
00:16:16.000 It's a hard line.
00:16:17.000 So, you're wondering why.
00:16:19.000 I don't know, man.
00:16:20.000 I'm not sort of a super Sharia law type person.
00:16:22.000 I don't reckon that Islamic state solutions are really ultimately tenable. 0.87
00:16:28.000 But the history, even the recent history of Iran has been so sort of convoluted, complex, and so continually subject to intervention, interventionism, and undeclared economic interests, it's difficult to make an assessment without being glib.
00:16:41.000 But glib assessments do seem to be the order of the day these days.
00:16:46.000 You know, there'll be people, I reckon, that know less than me.
00:16:48.000 Can you imagine such a thing?
00:16:49.000 Being sort of full of passion and intensity saying this should happen in Iran or that should happen in Iran.
00:16:55.000 But, you know, all of the information that we're assessing has likely been to some degree pre-tued by people with a preferred outcome.
00:17:03.000 But it don't seem that that kind of Islamic fundamentalism is particularly successful in the Middle East.
00:17:11.000 But I don't know, people are making comparable arguments against secularism and the UK and stuff.
00:17:16.000 Certainly, I'm making that argument.
00:17:18.000 It's hard enough to parse US news, much less Middle East news.
00:17:23.000 Yeah.
00:17:23.000 You know?
00:17:24.000 Yeah.
00:17:25.000 Yeah.
00:17:25.000 And don't you think in general, because of the sort of tide of it and the flow of it and the relentlessness of it?
00:17:30.000 Imagine if you're like, I'm really going to nail my colours to the mast on this Iranian revolution. 0.98
00:17:35.000 Tomorrow there's going to be some other thing you're really meant to care about.
00:17:39.000 But everything now is like Shawwadi Waddy or the monkeys. 0.99
00:17:39.000 I don't care about it. 0.99
00:17:43.000 Everything's just like, or pogs.
00:17:45.000 Everything's just some craze like the Iranian revolution. 0.96
00:17:49.000 Yeah, I don't fucking really care about that Iranian revolution. 0.94
00:17:51.000 Don't be like, I didn't think it was nice when you said like we made jokes about like that geezer hanging from a crane. 0.96
00:17:57.000 I really care about it.
00:17:58.000 What?
00:17:58.000 What's happened now something else somewhere else I'm supposed to care about?
00:18:01.000 I care about that now. 0.99
00:18:02.000 No one gives a shit. 0.98
00:18:03.000 Like when you think about it, honestly, don't you care a lot more about stuff that's happening in your actual life than the Iranian revolution? 0.99
00:18:10.000 Like imagine if we went, listen, we can save that geezer from hanging on a crane or you can have in your bank account right now $100,000.
00:18:20.000 What do you want?
00:18:21.000 No one's ever going to know.
00:18:23.000 No one's ever going to know.
00:18:24.000 Like, yeah, let me know in the comments and chat.
00:18:28.000 Maybe you shouldn't be protesting if you just find a way of reverse engineering.
00:18:33.000 I want that $100,000, innit?
00:18:35.000 No, so how much do you care really?
00:18:37.000 Question.
00:18:38.000 How much do you care really?
00:18:39.000 Well, one way we can find out how much you care really is through polymarkets.
00:18:43.000 And we'll be having a look at that in a moment.
00:18:45.000 Remember, we're not only available on Rumble, but also Rumble Premium.
00:18:48.000 And if you support us there, I get money for that.
00:18:50.000 And I use that money to fight various ongoing, seemingly Sasyphian legal battles.
00:18:56.000 Also, if you want to support Ol Russ, get some of my Reborn products.
00:18:59.000 Like, look at this lovely cap.
00:19:01.000 I would put it on, but I'm pretty pleased with my hair today.
00:19:03.000 Why aren't you wearing one?
00:19:04.000 We don't work with that company.
00:19:07.000 Who's that?
00:19:08.000 To cover?
00:19:09.000 What about you?
00:19:11.000 Why aren't you wearing it?
00:19:12.000 Are you saying this one's too deep for your head or something?
00:19:14.000 I got an interesting head.
00:19:15.000 What do you mean you've got an interesting head?
00:19:17.000 It's got an interesting thing.
00:19:17.000 What's inside it, Dave?
00:19:19.000 About time you started supporting it.
00:19:20.000 Joe, you're going to support the brand, Masieg?
00:19:23.000 Get some reborn product on.
00:19:25.000 And while we do that, I'm going to have a look at this from Job.
00:19:28.000 Remember, you can support me by going to tryreborn.com.
00:19:30.000 This is your last opportunity to win a brilliant Jeep that I've been driving around in.
00:19:33.000 It might smell of sick.
00:19:36.000 Now, this is from the book of Job, but only because my kids have been in it.
00:19:41.000 Who is this that obscures my plans with words without knowledge?
00:19:46.000 Yeah, anyone who comments on any political issue.
00:19:48.000 Brace yourself like a man.
00:19:50.000 Hold yourself firm.
00:19:51.000 I will question you and you shall answer me, says Yahweh to Job. 0.93
00:19:56.000 Where were you when I laid the earth's foundation?
00:19:59.000 Don't know, sorry.
00:20:00.000 Tell me if you understand.
00:20:02.000 Who marked off its dimensions?
00:20:04.000 Why I love that is whenever there's scriptural reference, not whenever, but on the few occasions where I've noticed it, Daniel, Ezekiel, where like celestial entities mark stuff off and measure things.
00:20:14.000 I feel like they're establishing not only the particular proportions of whatever's being measured, but systems of metrics themselves.
00:20:22.000 How do you even measure reality?
00:20:25.000 What do you mean?
00:20:27.000 How do you even understand love?
00:20:29.000 How do you understand righteousness?
00:20:31.000 How do you understand vengeance or hate or truth or justice or any of these principles or any of these words that you think you understand to the degree where you might even get them tattooed on your skin?
00:20:41.000 Where do you think they come from?
00:20:42.000 Who marked off its dimensions?
00:20:44.000 You did, God.
00:20:44.000 Sorry, you did.
00:20:45.000 Surely you know. 0.99
00:20:46.000 You're so fucking clever. 0.98
00:20:48.000 God's getting on the front foot with Job now. 0.99
00:20:50.000 Having put him through, or allowing the devil at least, to put Job through a few tests involving losing everything and getting a pretty bad skin disease.
00:20:58.000 Surely you know who stretched a measuring line across it.
00:21:02.000 Love it.
00:21:03.000 On what were its footings set?
00:21:05.000 Or who laid its cornerstone while the morning stars sang together and all the angels shouted for joy.
00:21:12.000 And I suppose that's the fundamental question.
00:21:13.000 The atheists and the secularists believe that the rules of nature are self-contained, that nature, whether that's the cosmos or microbiology, come from itself and all of its rules are interconnected.
00:21:26.000 The religious person or the theist believes that there has to have been some moment of creation or at least there is something outside of and beyond the rules of nature.
00:21:35.000 And obviously scripture being a religious document attests that there is a God, a mind, a power, a truth, a spirit that establishes these rules.
00:21:45.000 And let me just ask you some secondary questions.
00:21:48.000 Do you feel sad sometimes?
00:21:49.000 Do you feel confused?
00:21:50.000 Do you feel like you're not good enough?
00:21:51.000 Do you feel like you might kill yourself?
00:21:52.000 Do you feel like if I had A, B, C, D, or E, then my life would be okay?
00:21:56.000 Here's the news, folks.
00:21:58.000 It's never going to be okay. 1.00
00:21:59.000 You're fucked, you're double-fucked, you're triple-triple, quadruple, octo-fucked, unless you accept God right now. 1.00
00:22:05.000 Nothing you're offered, not money, not fame, not sex, not power, not fantastic new Jordans that are wrapped in cellophane and there's only one pair of them in the world, are going to do anything for you. 1.00
00:22:14.000 Not only that, not the Ferrari, not the children, not the love, not the dog, not the cat, not the pets, not the high-rise, not the low times.
00:22:22.000 Nothing will ever, ever fulfill you.
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00:22:30.000 Now, let's have a look at Polymarket right now, baby, because this is an aggregation of people's intelligence.
00:22:36.000 I suppose along the lines of Malcolm Gladwell's, you know, if we all guess how many beans are in the jar, our average guess will be closer to the number than any individual guess, which is a sort of an argument for collective and aggregated intelligence versus divine principle, because Malcolm Gladwell is a secular, he's what you might call a secular prophet.
00:22:57.000 I saw him jogging in Central Park one time.
00:23:00.000 I had him on the podcast one time.
00:23:02.000 Remember, the intellectuals that are promoted by the culture are carrying a message that the culture wants you to receive.
00:23:08.000 One of the best examples being Yuvalno Harari, perfectly nice person, perfectly brilliant book, Sapiens.
00:23:13.000 But what's the central message of sapiens?
00:23:15.000 Everything's made up.
00:23:16.000 Surrender to AI.
00:23:17.000 I watched him do it live one time.
00:23:19.000 Let's have a look at polymarkets, which will offer you some insights into when Iran might get invaded.
00:23:28.000 How exactly is it?
00:23:29.000 How does this work?
00:23:30.000 You understand it, don't you, Jake?
00:23:32.000 Yeah, it's just everybody that's putting their money where they think when this stuff will happen.
00:23:37.000 It could be anything.
00:23:38.000 Polymarket.com.
00:23:40.000 So what, like you look at that and you can go, well, I think it's going to happen on that Iranian airstrikes will take place on the 31st of March and you can sort of bet $100 on it. 0.52
00:23:50.000 And if that does happen, you'll win money.
00:23:53.000 But how do you feel like if you're watching the news and it's like, today in Tehran, under the rubble, we discovered a kindergarten.
00:24:00.000 And, like, you'll go, like, well, I've got good odds on that.
00:24:03.000 Like, here's the...
00:24:05.000 Yeah, make some money.
00:24:06.000 Might as well, all the bad news happen and make some money on it.
00:24:09.000 Like Tate, when Tate bet against himself in that fight.
00:24:11.000 Isn't that what happened?
00:24:12.000 Like Andrew Tate staged the fight, bet against himself in the fight.
00:24:17.000 That's what I heard.
00:24:19.000 But did you see the press conference for that that Tate done?
00:24:21.000 It looked like a normal press conference.
00:24:23.000 And that sort of shows you now how the world is, I figure.
00:24:26.000 Like Andrew Tate can say, I'm going to have a fight.
00:24:29.000 And you go to Polymarkets, the links in the description.
00:24:31.000 We took some money to do that.
00:24:33.000 That's an advert that was.
00:24:34.000 Like, Tate goes, like, he does a fight, but he's sort of paying for the fight, funding the fight, so setting up the press conference and everything.
00:24:42.000 And it's sort of indiscernible and indecipherable from UFC or whatever.
00:24:46.000 But of course, the UFC, you know, was once a construct.
00:24:50.000 But any guild or any, you know, when you watch a movie like Gangs of New York, the brilliant Scorsese movie, you see how simultaneously the police departments emerging, the fire departments emerging along with gangs and stuff.
00:25:05.000 And the reason your country, America, is so fantastic and exciting is because it's rich and resourceful and recent.
00:25:13.000 Rich, resourceful and recent.
00:25:14.000 So you can sort of feel and see its tendrils into the past.
00:25:18.000 You can sort of still feel the furriers and the railroads and the gold prospectors and the Rockefellers and the Carnegies.
00:25:26.000 And you can feel that there's this big throbbing protein mass that could sort of still go anywhere.
00:25:31.000 And you know where I think it should go.
00:25:33.000 Decentralization, the radical use of the technology that's being used to control you and monitor you turned around on them.
00:25:40.000 Transparency for them, autonomy for you.
00:25:43.000 And the very technology that polymarket are using to aggregate when Tehran might suffer, you know, a rain of brimstone and sulphur from above could be used to determine how much money it's spent on hospitals, how much money to spend on schools.
00:25:57.000 And indeed, whether or not you think that lady, good was her surname at least, deserved to die in the manner that she did.
00:26:05.000 You could certainly be running city-state principalities democratically and directly, which would be favourable.
00:26:11.000 And it certainly would be one thing.
00:26:12.000 It would be democracy.
00:26:13.000 So next time there's a war somewhere to bring democracy to some far-flung country populated by the brown, you could say, well, we do believe in democracy because we actually are doing democracy. 1.00
00:26:25.000 And that's why, that's the thing I believe in most of all, direct democracy where possible, using the technology that's currently being used to spy on us.
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00:27:44.000 Your country is divided by events in Minneapolis.
00:27:48.000 Sorry.
00:27:50.000 Minneapolis.
00:27:51.000 Minneapolis.
00:27:52.000 Your country is divided by events in Minneapolis, but your country is continually divided.
00:27:56.000 It's as if the culture is a machine that you can chuck anything into.
00:27:59.000 Let's throw in Carl Rittenhouse and see that guy get shredded up.
00:28:03.000 Toss in George Floyd, see him get shredded up.
00:28:06.000 Toss in this lady that's got murdered by ICE or killed lawfully, dependent on how you regard law enforcement to be undertaken.
00:28:15.000 Let me know in the comments and chat or indeed on Polymarket how you feel you want people to be executed.
00:28:20.000 Now, of course, there's lots of ways to look at this story.
00:28:25.000 Let us look at it together and start with two polarized views, one from the left, one from the right, to see if we're capable of finding a deeper truth.
00:28:34.000 Let's establish: is there such a thing as deep truth?
00:28:37.000 Remember, we just had that verse from Job there where the Lord says, What are you talking about?
00:28:42.000 You don't even know nothing.
00:28:42.000 You don't know.
00:28:43.000 You weren't there.
00:28:44.000 You weren't there when I created reality.
00:28:46.000 You're interpreting and you're probably interpreting in accordance with your will, unless you conquer the will by surrendering to Christ.
00:28:54.000 Of course, Yahweh wouldn't have said that to Job then because Christ only incarnates a bit later, but he was there.
00:29:00.000 In the beginning, we are told and we believe.
00:29:02.000 Ah, we certainly believe.
00:29:04.000 Let us get into it.
00:29:06.000 Here's some analysis from a right-wing commentator.
00:29:09.000 And I love this.
00:29:10.000 It reminds me a bit of that YouTuber called WTF who will take something like the moon landings and go, those moonlandings were definitely faked.
00:29:18.000 And then he'll like do 10 minutes and he'll convince you.
00:29:20.000 And you're by the end of it, oh man, those moonlanders were faked. 0.92
00:29:22.000 And then you go, but alternatively, look.
00:29:24.000 And you go, oh, no, no, them moonlandings happen.
00:29:26.000 He could keep you like that for hours and hours, this guy.
00:29:28.000 You should have a look at his YouTube.
00:29:29.000 It's pretty fantastic.
00:29:31.000 Although I will say, YouTube is in the final analysis, evil, I think is the word I would use.
00:29:37.000 But let's have a look at this first.
00:29:38.000 You can see she very clearly looks at him.
00:29:40.000 She acknowledges she's smiling at him.
00:29:43.000 I want to just say I look a bit like that guy.
00:29:46.000 That's me divided by Joe.
00:29:48.000 It's me gingered a bit.
00:29:51.000 It's me gingered by Joe.
00:29:52.000 Let's have a look.
00:29:53.000 Cling at him.
00:29:54.000 This isn't somebody who's scared.
00:29:56.000 At least they don't look scared.
00:30:01.000 Missouri, she is in a totally different state looking for trouble, intentionally breaking the law.
00:30:09.000 But when they were saying that about Kyle Rittenhouse, the people that wanted Carl Rittenhouse to be wrong were like, well, why was he there?
00:30:14.000 He went and got a gun and he went there.
00:30:16.000 So people, and I reckon the same people would have to make the reverse arguments.
00:30:20.000 That's what's sort of exciting about now.
00:30:22.000 Since the ascent of MAGA, you're seeing people say free speech stuff that's really confusing for me.
00:30:28.000 Like, you can't just, free speech doesn't mean the right to hurt people's feelings.
00:30:32.000 You're seeing it all like flip and stuff.
00:30:34.000 Now, let's have a look at, you know, remember, this woman is, she's dead now.
00:30:39.000 So I don't know, man.
00:30:40.000 Isn't don't you feel like you've got to get to the bit where Gandhi got, where he goes to a Muslim geezer? 0.99
00:30:47.000 This is in the film. 0.55
00:30:48.000 He goes to a Muslim geezer who had killed a Hindu kid. 0.73
00:30:51.000 You're going to have to raise a Hindu kid and raise him Hindu. 1.00
00:30:54.000 That's the only way out for you.
00:30:56.000 That's the only way out for you.
00:30:58.000 Now, of course, it was the British that caused all that aggravation with its poor division of its former colony. 0.87
00:31:03.000 And some would say should be still its colony, India and Pakistan.
00:31:07.000 Breaking the law.
00:31:09.000 intentionally going out and breaking federal law, obstructing federal investigations.
00:31:16.000 Get out of the car.
00:31:18.000 Get out of the car.
00:31:19.000 You can hear the thump.
00:31:22.000 Did drive, baby, drive.
00:31:23.000 Did she say that?
00:31:24.000 Let me hear it again.
00:31:27.000 I don't think she was men who have said.
00:31:29.000 I think someone else, like her friends, did drive, baby drive. 0.74
00:31:31.000 What I do recognize is that I reckon if you're a person that believes that the ICE investigations and expatriations are wrong, you probably are to some degree, I pray, motivated by compassion.
00:31:45.000 Like that, oh, these people, they're over here, they've got rights.
00:31:48.000 But surely you would have to acknowledge that the election of Trump was on a significant mandate that was oriented towards expatriation of migrants.
00:31:57.000 Trump couldn't have been clearer about we're kicking migrants out day one.
00:32:02.000 And he won that election, unless you dispute that.
00:32:05.000 I mean, that's the other thing, isn't it?
00:32:06.000 The continual dispute of legitimacy.
00:32:08.000 But I was a person that used to go to a lot of protests.
00:32:10.000 I love it, man.
00:32:11.000 And the reason I did, I see now, is I'm very, very angry with the way that reality is being run by corrupt institutions.
00:32:19.000 And before, my biases were it's because of a total lack of compassion and it's because of corporatism and commercialism and globalism.
00:32:26.000 And that was very left-wing at that time.
00:32:29.000 Now, of course, I still feel many of the same feelings, actually, but I believe that it's beyond the purview of left and right, and that there are sets of interests that are happy to endlessly divide us that benefit regardless of which team is in the ascendancy.
00:32:46.000 Kind of a, you might say a George Carlin or even Noam Chomsky style take before this is Noam Chomsky before he got Epstein off in the island of Pinocchios.
00:32:57.000 What I mean to say is that there was a time where the left's righteousness was a facsimile of Christ's compassion.
00:33:05.000 And one might consider that many of us that are Christian and associated with the right don't do enough to afford Christ's compassion, his love of the dispossessed, the foreigner, the alien, the stranger, the wanderer.
00:33:19.000 These are all specific scriptural dictums and that that deficit has to be taken up because the law is the law.
00:33:26.000 And I don't mean man's law now, I mean God's law.
00:33:28.000 The law, the law of I am, is an expression of righteousness.
00:33:33.000 It's not an external cage or imposed structure.
00:33:36.000 So if the governing don't express the level of compassion that Christ would if he were in his throne, then the culture will express that deficit elsewhere.
00:33:47.000 Do you understand what I'm trying to say?
00:33:48.000 Let me know in the comments and chat.
00:33:54.000 Why would you say this?
00:33:59.000 Oh my God. 1.00
00:34:01.000 What the fuck is wrong with this bitch? 1.00
00:34:03.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:34:06.000 She's dead at the point that he's making that video. 1.00
00:34:06.000 She's dead. 1.00
00:34:09.000 She's already dead and he's still bitching her off. 0.74
00:34:11.000 You can see she very clearly looks at him, she acknowledges, she's smiling at him.
00:34:16.000 I wouldn't be comfortable doing that on a dead lady's face myself. 0.98
00:34:19.000 person playing at him this isn't somebody who's scared at least they don't look scared oh no i didn't mean that I was just pausing.
00:34:31.000 All right, so that's an appraisal from the right, obviously.
00:34:35.000 Here's the same footage covered by someone from the left.
00:34:39.000 And it's pretty amazing to see the disparity that the same sort of this is the point I'm trying to make.
00:34:45.000 The same source material can be used to generate a variety of emotions.
00:34:50.000 And I want you to hold that paradigm in mind while you're experiencing whatever you experience in accordance with your own biases.
00:34:57.000 Let me know in the comments and chat how you're feeling.
00:34:59.000 The car turning right from the other angle as Ross steps out of the path of the vehicle.
00:35:03.000 The moment before the car purportedly hits him, if you synchronize the footage with the other angle, you can see that he was already outside of the path of the car.
00:35:11.000 It only looks like he was hit because this is from the same angle as a Hollywood film would shoot an action scene to make it look like a punch connects with an actor's face.
00:35:18.000 Love that, because if you were doing that in a Hollywood film, that's sort of deliberately to misrepresent reality or to create a favorable illusion.
00:35:26.000 Pow! 0.91
00:35:27.000 Bam! 0.98
00:35:28.000 But that just happened in this instance to be where the camera was.
00:35:31.000 There's no trickery at play.
00:35:33.000 It's just that's where the camera was.
00:35:35.000 In the same as a Hollywood film would do it in order to make it look like Sylvester Stallone is being struck by Apollo Creed.
00:35:41.000 Well, let me tell you, if Carl Weathers and Sylvester Stallone were to slug it out for reals, there's going to be only one winner.
00:35:49.000 Didn't Carl Weathers, after all, only have one hand in Happy Gilmore?
00:35:54.000 So there you have it.
00:35:55.000 Only one winner, John Rambo.
00:35:58.000 No, he was not ran over.
00:35:58.000 Brick.
00:36:01.000 Shit, not that meh yet. 1.00
00:36:03.000 Not that me yet. 0.99
00:36:04.000 I want to do this.
00:36:05.000 He's walked out of there with that guy.
00:36:08.000 This guy.
00:36:09.000 As far as I can tell, these are his legs.
00:36:11.000 I'm going to highlight them in white so you can see what they're doing.
00:36:14.000 I love this as far as I can tell.
00:36:16.000 These are his legs.
00:36:17.000 And he's highlights someone's legs in white.
00:36:19.000 Look at the media landscape we live in.
00:36:21.000 With something so granular where every pixel can be scrutinized, how can there ever be consensus again?
00:36:27.000 Particularly, how can there be consensus again when we reject the idea of an absolute truth in favor of endless preference, endless argument?
00:36:36.000 How could we ever again have a consensus on how to run Minneapolis, let alone the United States of America?
00:36:42.000 Doesn't this tell you, isn't the culture screaming in your face from both directions?
00:36:48.000 We need institutional systemic change.
00:36:51.000 That we can't forever operate in a system where the left are in charge now, the right are in charge now.
00:36:57.000 You can't have a system where the unstated truth is, I want to annihilate my opponent. 0.98
00:37:03.000 I want to annihilate them. 0.99
00:37:05.000 I want to annihilate them with words or violence or whatever's available to me. 1.00
00:37:09.000 That can't be the tacit systemic flaw. 0.96
00:37:13.000 Eventually we have to say, my God, if two sets of people can look at the same bit of footage and see something different, why are we all trying to live in the same little Wendy house? 0.57
00:37:23.000 Why are we all trying to live in the same allotment?
00:37:26.000 Why don't you guys live here?
00:37:28.000 Why don't we live here?
00:37:30.000 And when I say that, it might not necessarily be geographic, but with the technology we have now, polymarkets, X, isn't it possible that we could have forms of more direct democracy?
00:37:40.000 Remember, how did we arrive at representative democracy?
00:37:44.000 It was the best idea available at the time.
00:37:48.000 You needed some centralized systems of organization when it came to municipal resources, and you needed it for protection.
00:37:56.000 These were legitimate arguments 100 years ago, 200 years ago, 500 years ago.
00:38:00.000 But as technology increases, the very technology they're using in the UK for facial recognition surveillance and until very recently, mandatory ID, that very technology could be used to enhance and increase direct democracy.
00:38:18.000 That's precisely the solution that the culture wars are endlessly suggesting, not least in this Minneapolis matter, where it'd be perfectly reasonable to say this woman was exercising her right to protest and she's been killed.
00:38:30.000 This ICE agent was frightened for his life and had previously had an encounter where he was dragged by a vehicle.
00:38:36.000 He was doing his job and protecting himself.
00:38:39.000 Both of those positions are entirely reasonable.
00:38:42.000 They cannot live in the constant tension, the sort of magnetic repulsion of left and right unless, hold on, wait a minute.
00:38:50.000 No, they could, if part of the design of the system was to trap people in continual tension to create a kind of babble where people could never find accordance, where resonance was never available because people were continually quarreling.
00:39:07.000 Indeed, we have diffused this technology, this ticking time bomb of instantaneous communication and instantaneous organization by allowing it to be used for rhetoric, invective and perpetual hatred.
00:39:20.000 Chuck in a Rittenhouse, chucking a George Floyd, chucking this lady good. 1.00
00:39:25.000 What's her first name?
00:39:25.000 Does anyone know her first name?
00:39:26.000 Can you Google that for me?
00:39:28.000 Yeah, they're just fodder for the machine.
00:39:32.000 They're just fodder for the machine.
00:39:34.000 You will never ever win.
00:39:35.000 What do you think?
00:39:36.000 What should we do?
00:39:37.000 Every single person that thinks that the ice agent was wrong should be rounded up and in prison.
00:39:42.000 All right, that's one option.
00:39:43.000 Every single person that thinks the protester was wrong should be rounded up in prison.
00:39:48.000 That's in microcosm what our system is.
00:39:51.000 It's a system that requires division, that has as its fuel division, and it's unnecessary.
00:39:57.000 Its day is done.
00:39:58.000 The time has come for new systems.
00:40:01.000 Not because of some ideological shift or some tectonic change.
00:40:05.000 No, because the technology exists now.
00:40:07.000 The technology exists.
00:40:09.000 Obviously, what it will require is a strong, robust ideology underneath it.
00:40:12.000 Otherwise, even that technology would just create chaos, endless chaos.
00:40:17.000 But if you believe that God is real, then you believe that truth is real, that justice is real, that kindness is real, compassion is real, that the highest possible position attainable is service, that we're here for a short time, that we're going to die, and that we're here to love one another.
00:40:29.000 And if you have that reset available to you continually when you fall once again into the flesh and into the self, metronomically pinging between God and self, if you accept God and then you use this technology, there's a way out for us.
00:40:42.000 Let me know in the comments and chat if you know what I'm getting at and if you've got any suggestions as to how it might be deployed.
00:40:48.000 While you're considering that, let's have a look at the leader of Minneapolis, at least explicitly that's the case.
00:40:53.000 It's Jacob Frey, who's the mayor, who I don't know, man.
00:40:57.000 Tell me what you think about him.
00:40:59.000 I did find him a little bit annoying.
00:41:00.000 The way you put it, it's pretty grim.
00:41:03.000 What you just said, and I think to repeat for everybody.
00:41:06.000 What's lesbian Jonah Hill doing with interpretations over at the sides? 1.00
00:41:11.000 And also, to interpret this, we've got lesbian Jonah Hill.
00:41:14.000 Donald Trump said that Renee ran the ice agent over. 1.00
00:41:23.000 Don't take my word for it.
00:41:24.000 I like how lesbian Jonah Hill's doing sort of like having to sort of act it a little bit. 0.84
00:41:29.000 Well, did Rene do it?
00:41:31.000 Or did Renee not do it? 1.00
00:41:33.000 For it.
00:41:34.000 Don't take their word for it.
00:41:35.000 Watch the video from every single angle.
00:41:39.000 I mean, the ice agent walked away.
00:41:42.000 Also funny, because there's that, it's essentially body language.
00:41:45.000 It's literally body language, isn't it?
00:41:47.000 The sign language for the deaf.
00:41:48.000 It's affecting the people in the ensemble because they're feeling like, oh no, I need to do something as well.
00:41:54.000 I can't just stand here.
00:41:55.000 Maybe I'll do something. 0.97
00:41:56.000 Poor Renee Good, she drive you dead. 1.00
00:41:59.000 She drive you dead. 1.00
00:42:00.000 But Ice Agent, he too panic.
00:42:02.000 He panic shoot. 0.99
00:42:04.000 Everyone feels like they've got upon some mad fucking pantomime. 1.00
00:42:08.000 You've got lesbian Jonah Hill in the background. 1.00
00:42:10.000 You've got thin Seth Rogan.
00:42:12.000 You've got a whole Jad Appato cast of people trying to mime their way through an irresoluble tragedy.
00:42:20.000 That's what it is.
00:42:20.000 An irresoluble tragedy.
00:42:22.000 The woman's got every right to protest. 1.00
00:42:23.000 Of course she fucking has. 1.00
00:42:24.000 That's part of what's baked into a democratic republic like America. 1.00
00:42:28.000 And the ice agent's got every right if he's frightened to do his fucking job. 0.99
00:42:32.000 Oh no. 0.99
00:42:32.000 Irresistible force meets immovable object. 0.99
00:42:36.000 That's the problem with centralization. 1.00
00:42:38.000 Decentralize, you mad fools. 1.00
00:42:40.000 Walked away with a hip injury that he might as well... 1.00
00:42:44.000 He's even doing too much.
00:42:45.000 The mayor's doing too much.
00:42:46.000 A hip injury.
00:42:48.000 He could have done that.
00:42:49.000 And I'm going to say this.
00:42:50.000 He could have done it by banging his hip on the fridge.
00:42:54.000 Yeah, check out the Rocky Pants, baby. 1.00
00:42:55.000 I'm living large and I'm living real.
00:42:57.000 And that's before we get to my old pal.
00:43:00.000 Well, pal Gunchester.
00:43:02.000 Gunchester's here, Joe.
00:43:03.000 Let's get over this.
00:43:04.000 The injury that he might as well have gotten from closing a refrigerator door with his hips.
00:43:09.000 He was not injured.
00:43:11.000 I've seen worse injuries from doing that.
00:43:15.000 Worse injuries from using your hip to shut a fridge door.
00:43:18.000 I'm really pleased with this.
00:43:20.000 I know this is what happens.
00:43:21.000 When you sort of think of an idea before you do a speech and you think, that's actually quite a good idea, that then you do the speech and you figure, oh, it's not landed as well.
00:43:28.000 Or even if you're not able to tell how it's landed because the room can't give you much because they're doing it in some weird museum or something for some reason, they've got some false idol behind them, and that's a reclining Zeus or something behind them.
00:43:40.000 I don't know what it is.
00:43:40.000 I don't know about Minneapolis.
00:43:41.000 I don't know what their culture is. 0.99
00:43:42.000 I don't know what his museum that is, but they've made a decision to do it in front of that fucking statue thing. 0.99
00:43:47.000 Anyway, he's not landed his fridge idea that he was so pleased with when he said it to his wife or husband or whatever the fuck it is he does when he's at home. 0.96
00:43:54.000 Like, like he was pleased with his fridge idea. 0.64
00:43:56.000 I'm going to say it again.
00:43:57.000 I've seen worse injuries.
00:43:59.000 Fridge hip, I call it. 1.00
00:44:01.000 I've seen worse injuries when someone puts their dick in the toaster. 1.00
00:44:05.000 That's right. 1.00
00:44:06.000 I've seen worse injuries.
00:44:08.000 Oh, yeah, we get it.
00:44:09.000 Yeah, we get it.
00:44:09.000 We get it.
00:44:10.000 And so give me a break.
00:44:12.000 No, he was not ran over.
00:44:15.000 So the left thinks she got a laugh a little bit.
00:44:18.000 Yeah, see, oh, he's obviously really trying to land this fridge idea.
00:44:21.000 Ran over?
00:44:23.000 He walked out of there with a hop in his step.
00:44:27.000 A hop in his step.
00:44:29.000 You won't feel that good about it.
00:44:30.000 Someone's dead.
00:44:31.000 Have you ever spoken to service people that have killed someone? 0.98
00:44:34.000 Like, I don't, whenever I've spoken to them, they don't ever go, oh, it's fucking brilliant. 0.99
00:44:38.000 I killed this geezer. 1.00
00:44:39.000 Or people that have been involved in violent crime with consequences. 0.96
00:44:42.000 They don't go like, oh, man.
00:44:44.000 Like, that kind of bravado, the bravado with which our mayor there describes the fridge.
00:44:49.000 People don't feel like that when actual deaths have happened.
00:44:52.000 You've completely misjudged it.
00:44:53.000 You've completely misjudged it.
00:44:55.000 Let's see what old JD Vance says.
00:44:58.000 I like JD Vance.
00:44:59.000 I've met him a couple of times.
00:45:00.000 He's alright.
00:45:02.000 I can see why people do their memes about him.
00:45:04.000 I think he should get rid of the beard.
00:45:05.000 Outrage after ICE officer kills U.S. citizen in Minneapolis.
00:45:10.000 Well, what that headline leaves out is the fact that that very off ICE officer nearly had his life ended, dragged by a car six months ago, 33 stitches in his legs.
00:45:21.000 So you think maybe he's a little bit sensitive about somebody ramming him with an automobile?
00:45:26.000 What that headline leaves out is that that woman was there to interfere with a legitimate law enforcement operation in the United States of America. 1.00
00:45:33.000 What that headline leaves out.
00:45:35.000 Problem is with politics is it imposes on you the necessity of taking a rigid position continually.
00:45:43.000 It denies you the flexibility.
00:45:45.000 And the thing is with Trump is he's cool with those conditions. 0.99
00:45:48.000 He doesn't give a fuck. 0.99
00:45:50.000 Like JD Vance is actually quite, I think, has quite a sophisticated intellect. 0.99
00:45:55.000 Like he's a sort of not a dissimilar background to you, Dave.
00:45:59.000 I think he comes from nothing.
00:46:00.000 He's like a trailer park dude, I understand from that book and everything. 0.99
00:46:03.000 And he's clever as fuck and he's been Harvard and he's written books and all this kind of stuff. 0.98
00:46:07.000 And now he's got to try and be the next president after Trump. 0.98
00:46:10.000 So he's got to be all presidential.
00:46:12.000 He's probably a little bit too young and he's and it's not an easy thing to follow that Trump.
00:46:16.000 Like Trump is, I think, a historical anomaly.
00:46:21.000 Like he's a product of the time.
00:46:23.000 Like the thing that follows Trump's going to be, I mean, it's going to, I don't know, man.
00:46:26.000 This soap opera is amazing that we're all in.
00:46:28.000 We're in an amazing show.
00:46:31.000 We're in an amazing show.
00:46:32.000 You like him?
00:46:33.000 You like the Vance?
00:46:34.000 You like the Vance?
00:46:35.000 You're Americans.
00:46:36.000 Yeah, I like him.
00:46:37.000 Well, Christian and that.
00:46:39.000 Yeah, I mean, he seems pretty level-headed most of the time.
00:46:42.000 His beard's certainly very level.
00:46:44.000 Looks like he's done it with a geometry set.
00:46:46.000 You think he needs a bigger beard?
00:46:47.000 No beard?
00:46:49.000 One of the two.
00:46:50.000 One of the two, Jake.
00:46:51.000 One of the two.
00:46:52.000 Bigger or none.
00:46:54.000 No beard's interesting.
00:46:55.000 Have we seen him with no beard?
00:46:57.000 We wonder what you wonder about the moon face?
00:46:58.000 Do you wonder?
00:46:59.000 Because like, do we wonder that it'll be like when I shaved my beard off for Arthur and my mate Matt said it's like when Darth Vader took his helmet off?
00:47:09.000 I might do it.
00:47:10.000 I mean, the thing is with JD Vance, and I say this with all respect, JD, if you're watching, I know you're a fan of the show, that it's like when people trim their pubes too much.
00:47:10.000 Yeah.
00:47:18.000 You know, like if you trim your pubes too much, it's like, what are you expecting down there?
00:47:23.000 Is it a banquet?
00:47:25.000 Better keep these in order.
00:47:27.000 It's like a Smurf's banquet. 0.94
00:47:28.000 We've got Gargamel coming later.
00:47:30.000 We've got Smurf there. 0.74
00:47:32.000 We've got the brainy Smurf. 0.98
00:47:34.000 Like, what are you spending so much time on your pubes for? 1.00
00:47:37.000 Are you a porn star? 1.00
00:47:38.000 Are you a stripper? 1.00
00:47:39.000 Why are you spending so much time?
00:47:41.000 What are you expecting with your pubes?
00:47:43.000 Just, you know, like me, there was a time, obviously, when I was a sex person.
00:47:46.000 I don't know if you've read about it.
00:47:47.000 It crops up in the news from time to time.
00:47:50.000 Like when I was a sex person, I had to keep the pubes, the a-hole. 0.70
00:47:55.000 The whole set had to be in mint condition.
00:47:57.000 And when I say mint, I mean it because I'm thinking of a lifesaver in you guys' language, polo in my language.
00:48:03.000 The A-hole, you've got to be able to run your hand through that like a credit card and come away with nothing.
00:48:09.000 And if you can't, you've got no business in the game.
00:48:11.000 You've got no business in the set.
00:48:14.000 Just let yourself go.
00:48:15.000 Come on.
00:48:17.000 That's since I've had Gunchester.
00:48:19.000 Gunchester!
00:48:20.000 Get him.
00:48:21.000 Where's my Gunchester?
00:48:22.000 He's behind you.
00:48:23.000 He's playing a trick on you.
00:48:24.000 I wish we had a...
00:48:25.000 Yeah, mate.
00:48:26.000 Just in case, right?
00:48:27.000 Because what it is, the truth is, I mean, we can make light of Gunchester all we like. 0.80
00:48:32.000 Gunchester!
00:48:34.000 Gunchester!
00:48:37.000 We can make light of Gunchester.
00:48:39.000 Double check, doesn't it?
00:48:41.000 I've checked it.
00:48:42.000 I've checked it.
00:48:44.000 There's old Gunchester.
00:48:45.000 There is double check.
00:48:46.000 The magnum is in there.
00:48:48.000 And as you know, my old friend Alec Baldwin, when I was making friends, we're making moves in him.
00:48:52.000 You check it, you check it there, you check it there, you fire it in a safe direction.
00:48:56.000 Gunchester, your friend and mine.
00:49:00.000 Because the truth of the matter is with old Gunchester, even though I'm being sort of blithe about it, is several people in secret services and special ops have told me, you want to be careful, you're going to get killed.
00:49:11.000 That's what I've been told by a couple of people.
00:49:13.000 So I thought, well, I didn't think.
00:49:15.000 They went, one of them goes, I'm going to sort you out.
00:49:17.000 I'm going to give you weapons training and get you a weapon.
00:49:20.000 And I was like, well, I'll take it.
00:49:22.000 Why not?
00:49:24.000 Gunchester now.
00:49:26.000 So Russ, ready to go.
00:49:28.000 And if that lad can learn to shoot Charlie Kirk from that building at a couple of hundred meters with a rifle with what seems to be just a couple of sessions on the range, oh, Russ can learn to protect himself in a few sessions.
00:49:40.000 And some, yes, I've been doing some training with some special ops folks.
00:49:44.000 Getting ready for it.
00:49:45.000 Getting ready for the old, you know, not saying like no one lives forever anyway.
00:49:49.000 I'm completely, not completely ready to die.
00:49:52.000 I don't like suffering too much. 1.00
00:49:54.000 Suffering's a total pain in the ass. 0.99
00:49:56.000 But on some level, it'd be a total relief, wouldn't it? 1.00
00:50:00.000 No.
00:50:00.000 No.
00:50:02.000 You don't like me saying that when I've got a gun.
00:50:05.000 Paul Schover said when you hold a gun, you have to talk in a Texas accent.
00:50:09.000 And you have a good one.
00:50:10.000 Well, hold on.
00:50:13.000 Honestly, win-win.
00:50:14.000 Like, Dave's my reference for Texas.
00:50:17.000 Anyway, we finished old Minneapolis.
00:50:19.000 That can be cut up all nice.
00:50:20.000 And we've done that job.
00:50:21.000 What about you guys?
00:50:23.000 What do you guys want to talk about?
00:50:25.000 Us?
00:50:26.000 Yeah, any of you.
00:50:27.000 I mean, it says here that I'll put the gun down.
00:50:29.000 I've got a gun. 0.99
00:50:30.000 I mean, how American have I fucking become, man? 0.99
00:50:32.000 Look at that. 1.00
00:50:33.000 The Bible and a gun.
00:50:35.000 I swear it's a good idea.
00:50:37.000 I've been here six months, Joe.
00:50:39.000 Six months.
00:50:39.000 Where do you go from here?
00:50:41.000 Check out my underpants.
00:50:43.000 You look great.
00:50:47.000 Brilliant.
00:50:47.000 I've got Apollo Creed underpants on.
00:50:51.000 You're fucking a bitch. 1.00
00:50:53.000 The Patriot. 1.00
00:50:54.000 You love the Patriots.
00:50:55.000 Well, now, hang on.
00:50:56.000 It's your favourite.
00:50:58.000 Cornwallis!
00:51:00.000 Jake, right, every time we go anywhere on an airplane, Jake watches the Patriot, I think, to annoy me.
00:51:06.000 Now, The Patriot is like brave art, but America, Joe.
00:51:08.000 Have you ever seen it, mate?
00:51:10.000 I've seen it.
00:51:10.000 Yeah, Mel Gibson.
00:51:11.000 Good son.
00:51:12.000 That's right. 0.99
00:51:13.000 I fucking love Mel. 0.99
00:51:14.000 God, I love Mel. 0.99
00:51:15.000 He's your Catholic brother.
00:51:16.000 He's good as gold, isn't he?
00:51:17.000 Mel Gibson.
00:51:19.000 You've got to love him.
00:51:20.000 I did it on purpose.
00:51:21.000 I know you're looking.
00:51:22.000 I can see you're looking at my screen.
00:51:24.000 Every time you look, I put up the Patriot.
00:51:26.000 I have it on just ready.
00:51:27.000 Yeah, I look over.
00:51:28.000 What's he watching? 0.97
00:51:29.000 Because I can never get my shit together to watch something on an airplane. 0.98
00:51:32.000 You know, the either battery's not working or I don't have headphones or whatever. 0.98
00:51:35.000 So I have to just sit there with Jesus and think my thoughts to nightmare.
00:51:40.000 Like, well, he's watching that.
00:51:42.000 And every time I think, ah, like, you know, because The Patriot covers the sort of time in the Revolutionary War where the British were sort of stepping it up a little bit.
00:51:50.000 But we made some crucial errors that made us very, very vulnerable.
00:51:54.000 Notably, with their guerrilla warfare, they did start taking out officers and stuff like that, didn't they?
00:51:59.000 The old Americans. 1.00
00:52:00.000 Don't be proud of it.
00:52:02.000 Yeah, y'all have y'all's big hit movie, the equivalent of that in the UK is old, what's it called?
00:52:09.000 Old.
00:52:10.000 What do you mean?
00:52:11.000 There is none.
00:52:14.000 There's the reasons. 0.97
00:52:15.000 We've got fucking loads of those. 0.95
00:52:16.000 Listen, we've had a lot of military triumphs. 0.99
00:52:16.000 Right? 0.99
00:52:18.000 Yeah, how do you describe your military movies?
00:52:21.000 It's like we gave it a good try.
00:52:24.000 No, Chip.
00:52:25.000 But we gave it a good shot.
00:52:26.000 Okay, fellas.
00:52:27.000 Like, it's the way we always do.
00:52:28.000 No, nice of you to show up.
00:52:29.000 James Yanks.
00:52:30.000 Put the kettle on.
00:52:32.000 That's actually every single movie.
00:52:33.000 That's cold.
00:52:34.000 I got a bit of a cold.
00:52:37.000 Yeah, Fastbender in, you know, in the Tarantino one in Glorious Bastards.
00:52:44.000 Fastbender in that.
00:52:45.000 He's so good in that, man.
00:52:48.000 He's so good.
00:52:49.000 Yeah, that's how that is the British perspective.
00:52:53.000 Also, though, whenever you watch war movies, they always have the American sort of soldiers always like, you know, like Steve McQueen in Great Escapes, all like, oh, yeah.
00:52:53.000 Yeah.
00:53:02.000 And like, where's the British ones? 0.94
00:53:03.000 We're all really trying our hardest to escape. 0.97
00:53:04.000 And McQueen just thinks, I'll fucking jump over any minute now. 0.97
00:53:07.000 I'll be good. 0.98
00:53:09.000 The Man Who'll Be King?
00:53:10.000 Man Who Will Be King, Connery and Kane.
00:53:13.000 Very fine film.
00:53:13.000 Have you watched it, Joe?
00:53:14.000 I was going to tell you.
00:53:15.000 I haven't seen that film.
00:53:17.000 I bet that's good, though.
00:53:17.000 I haven't seen it.
00:53:18.000 Do you remember The Battle of Britain?
00:53:20.000 Really old.
00:53:20.000 That was a good one.
00:53:22.000 Like about the RAF and that, all the Spitfire.
00:53:25.000 I think Michael Kane might have been in it.
00:53:26.000 I think he was a Spitfire pilot.
00:53:29.000 No, I might have.
00:53:30.000 I know Michael Kane's career very well, and I don't think he is in that.
00:53:34.000 I know that Michael Kane's breakthrough movie is Zulu, then Alfie.
00:53:38.000 I've read his brilliant autobiography.
00:53:41.000 But Battle of Britain, I know it's a good film.
00:53:42.000 I've heard it's a good film.
00:53:43.000 I've not watched it.
00:53:45.000 But Man Who Would Be King is based on a Rudyard Kipling short story that charts two British mercenaries left behind after Britain to some degree are demilitarizing India, even though we're still occupying it.
00:53:59.000 And they go on like a Pica-esque adventure into the Indu Kush and they encounter like Indian villagers who mistake them for gods on account of Sean Connery's character's got a sort of a Masonic tattoo on his body that they is in their iconography and stuff.
00:54:17.000 And like Michael Kane's, well, yeah, this is a good little number. 0.99
00:54:20.000 We'll fucking rinse these cunts. 1.00
00:54:22.000 Like Sean Cotton, Sean Connery is like, well, actually, I think I am a god. 1.00
00:54:26.000 Sean Connery gets into it and forgets.
00:54:29.000 Forgets.
00:54:30.000 Like how I definitely would.
00:54:32.000 If people started telling me, like, if I was in some Indian village and they went, we got a feeling that you're a divine incarnation.
00:54:38.000 I go, yep.
00:54:41.000 I feel like you might be right.
00:54:42.000 And I'd erase all my memories of like what I know about myself from when I was a kid and all my feelings I have inside me of worthlessness and weakness and vulnerability and fallibility and broken.
00:54:53.000 I just forget all that and go, no, you probably are a god.
00:54:55.000 This is probably what it's like.
00:54:56.000 But like that, like Stone Cutter's episode Massey of The Simpsons, you know, stone, like, I've always wondered if there was a god and now I know there is and it's me.
00:55:07.000 Yeah, I'd be Michael Kane.
00:55:09.000 Belhamo.
00:55:12.000 Yeah, all right, listen.
00:55:16.000 Your audio ain't loud enough, I don't think, unless it was my earpiece falling out.
00:55:19.000 What's a good war movie, Massey?
00:55:21.000 Dunkirk and 1917.
00:55:23.000 Both good war movies.
00:55:25.000 Yeah, I ain't watched 1917, actually.
00:55:27.000 I watched Dunkirk.
00:55:27.000 It's good.
00:55:28.000 Dunkirk's good, too.
00:55:29.000 Yeah, I like Dunkirk's.
00:55:30.000 I like Branner in Dunkirk.
00:55:32.000 Branner's well good, like going down with his ship type, old school British naval person. 0.97
00:55:37.000 Listen, the news fuckers bought stuff, so why don't we look at it? 0.98
00:55:40.000 Joe, you've bought, well, tell me what you've bought, Joe. 1.00
00:55:43.000 What on earth it is you're doing?
00:55:46.000 Two different clips.
00:55:47.000 One about Our Lady of Guadalupe, all the miracles that are covering the shroud.
00:55:52.000 I don't know if you know about Our Lady of Guadalupe.
00:55:54.000 Give you a brief history.
00:55:55.000 So it's when this was 10 years after the Spanish invaded Mexico and they were converting all the Spanish, but they weren't really having it.
00:56:04.000 Anyway, our lady appeared to this guy, Juan Diego, who was like just a poor normal person, weren't a priest or nothing.
00:56:10.000 And she told him to build a basilica where this temple had been, where the Mayans had been like sacrificing humans and kids and all sorts. 0.63
00:56:20.000 And he went to see the king, and when he told him about it, he didn't believe him the first time.
00:56:24.000 He's gone back again.
00:56:26.000 And then like this shroud just fell off him and all these flowers that are from a real like rare exotic place or whatever.
00:56:33.000 And this shroud had like an image of our lady on it.
00:56:35.000 I'll show you a picture actually here.
00:56:37.000 I bought one when we was in El Salvador.
00:56:37.000 Two seconds.
00:56:39.000 I can show you exactly what it looks like.
00:56:43.000 Here she is.
00:56:44.000 Oh, she looks brilliant.
00:56:47.000 Yeah, and there's like constellations of stars all around her that look the same as if you was to look up at the sky in Mexico.
00:56:56.000 What else?
00:56:57.000 And like, there's all sorts of stuff in here.
00:56:59.000 There's like loads of different miracles.
00:57:00.000 And in her eyes, like they zoom right in, you can see the reflection of people in front of her.
00:57:05.000 Like it's a whole scene playing out.
00:57:07.000 It's amazing, but a little bit in her eyes.
00:57:09.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:57:10.000 And it's been examined by like some geezer from NASA. 0.91
00:57:12.000 And he says it's legit.
00:57:14.000 There's also.
00:57:15.000 I love how he talks, this bloke.
00:57:17.000 It's been examined by some geese from NASA.
00:57:19.000 Like NASA, it's like rockets and everything.
00:57:21.000 Get something over there.
00:57:22.000 Get something from NASA over.
00:57:24.000 Yeah, that's legit.
00:57:25.000 He said it's legit.
00:57:25.000 That's legit.
00:57:26.000 He said it's legit.
00:57:28.000 You could trust NASA.
00:57:30.000 Of course we can.
00:57:31.000 Never even been to the moon. 1.00
00:57:32.000 They ain't even doing what they're supposed to be doing, the fuckers. 1.00
00:57:34.000 Going to the moon. 1.00
00:57:36.000 Go on in Joe.
00:57:38.000 The other clips from The Godfather.
00:57:40.000 Watch The Godfather part one too this week. 1.00
00:57:42.000 Look, don't emulate my idiotic presenting style. 0.99
00:57:47.000 One subject. 0.99
00:57:48.000 You've done well.
00:57:49.000 You teed that up good.
00:57:51.000 The problem is, is you're emulating what I do, which is talk about too many things at once.
00:57:54.000 None of it makes sense. 0.98
00:57:55.000 Massey's got a fucking nightmare to cut it afterwards. 1.00
00:57:58.000 Let's just do, let's have a look at this lady of Guadalupe and we'll pretend that we went straight into this when we clip it. 1.00
00:58:02.000 And that, by the way, that gunny stuff I think is well funny, as well as all that stuff I've seen about lesbian Jonah Hill and that before you take stuff. 0.63
00:58:09.000 I'll tell you what, you did miss something there though, and I've got a comment on it.
00:58:12.000 That fella you said looked like a cross between me and you, the right-wing bloke, talking about the woman in the car, he looked like the South Park Jesus.
00:58:21.000 You're just a South Park Jesus.
00:58:23.000 South Park Jesus.
00:58:25.000 You're just a South Park Jesus.
00:58:27.000 This single piece of fabric defies all scientific explanation.
00:58:30.000 It's the Tilma of Our Lady of Guadalupe, and no one can explain why it still exists today.
00:58:34.000 See, 500 years ago, it was a cloak belonging to Juan Diego, an indigenous Catholic convert in Mexico.
00:58:39.000 The Virgin Mary appeared to him saying she wanted the bishop to construct a church on a hill outside Mexico City.
00:58:44.000 When the bishop asked for a sign, Mary told Juan Diego to gather some flowers in that cloak or tilma and bring them to the bishop.
00:58:49.000 But this was December when nothing is blooming and the flowers weren't even native to that area.
00:58:53.000 So that should have been a good enough sign.
00:58:55.000 But when Juan Diego opened his tilma, everyone in the room was shocked to see this image of Mary imprinted on the cloak.
00:59:00.000 The rest is history.
00:59:01.000 Nine million people were baptized in Mexico over the next decade.
00:59:04.000 But what's even crazier is the tilma shouldn't exist anymore.
00:59:07.000 Agave fiber normally decays after 15 to 30 years, but it's still in perfect condition today.
00:59:11.000 A NASA scientist examined it with infrared light and found no signs of preservation techniques.
00:59:15.000 Fatilma also survived an acid spill that should have dissolved it and a terrorist bombing that took place directly beneath it. 0.60
00:59:20.000 Not only that, but there is no trace of paint or brushstrokes making up the image.
00:59:24.000 A Nobel Prize-winning chemist discovered the pigments come from completely unknown material and the stars on Mary's mantle are arranged exactly as the constellations above Mexico City appeared at that time of year.
00:59:33.000 This is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to freaky forensic facts.
00:59:36.000 There's tons more you can learn online, but this might be the most important detail.
00:59:39.000 Mary appears in the image as a mestiza, a mixed child of Spanish and indigenous parents and the lowest class of Mexican society. 1.00
00:59:45.000 This means Mary chose to appear as a lowly, mixed-race girl in order to unite Indigenous Mexicans and Spanish colonials in the worship of her son Jesus Christ. 0.98
00:59:53.000 That is beautiful.
00:59:54.000 That's also what a great video.
00:59:56.000 He put all that information together so beautifully.
00:59:59.000 Oh, I love that, mate.
01:00:00.000 That's that makes me want to go and look at it.
01:00:02.000 Especially all the stuff about the infrared analysis and the pigments and the constellations.
01:00:07.000 Oh, that is very beautiful.
01:00:08.000 Also, you did a good job of describing it.
01:00:11.000 Like, okay, and I think my mate Kyle said there's some other stuff around there.
01:00:16.000 Like, I feel like some other artifacts appeared and like some staircase that there might be something to do with a staircase in a chapel that was built there that's geometrically not easy to achieve.
01:00:28.000 Like it was a little bit of a land of miracles that part of Latin America for a minute.
01:00:32.000 Oh mate, I'm gonna go.
01:00:34.000 You're allowed in that country, aren't you, mate?
01:00:34.000 Well, you can go there.
01:00:36.000 It's gonna be a little bit more.
01:00:36.000 I'm allowed there, yeah.
01:00:37.000 I want to go.
01:00:38.000 Yeah, also, there's like musical notes.
01:00:40.000 They looked at it and they worked out that if you played these notes that appear around there, it would make some beautiful tune.
01:00:46.000 And there's all sorts of like Fubonacci sequence stuff in there as well that can't be explained.
01:00:53.000 I mean, you'd have to look into this stuff in detail, but they're like, it's covered in miracles.
01:00:57.000 It's smothered in miracles from top to toe.
01:01:01.000 It's absolutely drowning in them.
01:01:02.000 Oh, that's lovely.
01:01:03.000 That I love that.
01:01:04.000 There you go.
01:01:05.000 Our Lady of what, how do I say it?
01:01:07.000 Guadalupe.
01:01:08.000 Our Lady of Guadalupe.
01:01:10.000 So beautiful.
01:01:11.000 Well, let's maybe we need to go there because it's going to be good.
01:01:14.000 We're going to make some interesting content, by the way, over the coming weeks.
01:01:17.000 I'm going to go that women's prison, the irony. 1.00
01:01:20.000 And then also, I'm going to.
01:01:22.000 There's something else I'm doing.
01:01:23.000 I'm going to go hang out with them Christians that are dropping a load of DMT. 1.00
01:01:26.000 Gonna go on Megan Fox's show.
01:01:28.000 Gonna go and see Tucker.
01:01:30.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, Megan Kelly, not Megan Fox.
01:01:32.000 She doesn't have a show. 1.00
01:01:32.000 It's because Megan Kelly had a show on Fox. 1.00
01:01:36.000 It's confusing.
01:01:37.000 Just got rid of some words.
01:01:38.000 I just got, I can't have all these words.
01:01:41.000 There's not time.
01:01:42.000 There's simply not the time.
01:01:44.000 Hold on, right.
01:01:45.000 Should we, what do you want to do?
01:01:45.000 That was good.
01:01:46.000 Dave's G.I. Joe Rogan.