Stay Free - Russel Brand - May 18, 2023


FOOTBALL IS NICE (Luton, Rice & Allardyce!)


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Length

39 minutes

Words per Minute

193.65915

Word Count

7,727

Sentence Count

649

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

13


Summary

In this episode of the Football Pod, Gareth and Callum attempt to predict the scores of the Premier League's top four and bottom four in the Champions League, the Europa League and League Cup, and the League Cup semi-final. They also look ahead to the FA Cup final between Manchester United and Liverpool, and make predictions on who will get promoted and who will be relegated from the league. Plus, a look back at the first half of the season and a look forward to the second half. 5 Star Potential is a Football Pod regular Football Podcast brought to you by ! - The Football Pod is your pod dedicated to all things Football Pod! Hosted by , , and . If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and we'll read out your comments and thoughts on the next episode. Thanks again for listening and supporting the podcast! - Your continued support is so appreciated and we hope you enjoy listening to this podcast. - Best Fiends - Tom and Gareth xxx - Yours Truly, Tom, Gareth & Gareth Music: "The Football Podcasters" - "Alfie" by & "Ajax (feat. (Music: "Athletic" by "The Real" by Fergie) and "AJaxon" by Pippa ( ) Thank you for listening to the podcast and spreading the word around the world about the podcast, Tom & Gareth's Football PodCast, and supporting us on social media? We hope you all enjoy the podcast. Thank you so much for all the support we get, love you, love ya, bye, bye bye! , bye! - Your support, bye! Love you, bye Love, bye - Rory, bye Bye Bye bye, Bye Bye, bye - Love, Love, Micky & Rory & Jacky, Love, EJ & Alyssa, - P.A. - - EJ (AJ) ( ) - PSYCHE, EK ( ) and Jacky ( ) & P.M. ( ) ( ) Thank you, Rory & Joe ( ) xx , P. & Mikey ( ) - (Athol ( ) (Sue, John ( ) , ) (


Transcript

00:00:00.000 [MUSIC]
00:00:07.000 Maybe you're an American, maybe you're a conspiracy theorist, maybe you're thinking, "Why the hell are those two limeys?"
00:00:13.000 You might be thinking those bloody limeys talking about football because it provides a beautiful framing for all of our social understanding.
00:00:21.000 Tribalism, opposition, friendly competition, gossip, glamour, heroes.
00:00:26.000 The narrative itself can be found in football As someone once said, the world is not made of atoms, the world is made of stories.
00:00:33.000 And the stories that emerge from football are some of the greatest stories available.
00:00:36.000 It also gives me and Gareth an opportunity to make predictions in a game that I'm sure to win, where we have to predict the scores of certain fixtures.
00:00:44.000 We get three points if you 100% get it right, one point if you get the general result correct.
00:00:49.000 That's our system, isn't it?
00:00:51.000 Got lots of things to talk about.
00:00:52.000 Who's going to get relegated from the Premier League?
00:00:54.000 Are West Ham United, the football club that I support, going to reach a European final?
00:00:58.000 Albeit one that Simon Jordan of Talk Sport calls the Papa John's, meaning it's sort of a low-rent... Papa John's is a sort of a pizza parlour that sponsors sort of low-rent domestic competitions.
00:01:11.000 Still a European competition.
00:01:12.000 It's a nice looking trophy as well.
00:01:15.000 And if you can get past AZ Alkmaar, I would say.
00:01:20.000 They've got a good AZ Alkmaar of Holland.
00:01:22.000 The big thing is that they're one of those moneyball teams.
00:01:25.000 The press likes to go on about it.
00:01:26.000 Are they moneyball?
00:01:28.000 Don't get seduced by the glamour.
00:01:29.000 There is my football team, West Ham United.
00:01:31.000 Jared Bowen, that used to play for Hull, which is a team Gareth supports.
00:01:36.000 Then in the background is Paqueta, a Brazilian World Cup star.
00:01:40.000 Zouma is in the very middle there.
00:01:42.000 He famously kicked his own cat.
00:01:44.000 Sucek, a brilliant, tall player from the Czech Republic, who's really good in the air and strong.
00:01:50.000 Maybe he's the Eastern European Fellaini, maybe.
00:01:54.000 Declan Rice, who's like a hero of West Ham, too good for West Ham and will soon be leaving.
00:01:58.000 And Mikel Antonio is second from the left.
00:02:03.000 Alright, let's have a look at our predictions.
00:02:05.000 We can't tell how it went just by analysing the numbers.
00:02:09.000 I always lose.
00:02:10.000 Gareth got five right, but I win because I got one exactly correct.
00:02:13.000 Well done.
00:02:14.000 Actually, we both did amazing.
00:02:16.000 That's the best we've ever done, and I actually have got ten points.
00:02:19.000 If you want, you can add it to where we were up to last time round.
00:02:22.000 No, let's start fresh.
00:02:25.000 Just like two more games?
00:02:26.000 Is there three more games?
00:02:27.000 Two, three more games, yeah.
00:02:29.000 You could do it, Brand.
00:02:30.000 Listen, which ones did I get 100% right?
00:02:32.000 I must have got some 100% right, mustn't I?
00:02:34.000 You must have done.
00:02:35.000 To win, because I only got four right, you got five right.
00:02:38.000 That's not bad, is it, really?
00:02:40.000 What ones did I get 100% right?
00:02:41.000 You need to mark it up in some way that makes it clear.
00:02:43.000 Colour code it.
00:02:44.000 That's too difficult to look at for a stupid person.
00:02:47.000 So, hold on, there's a few things I want to talk about.
00:02:49.000 Luton, I want to talk about Luton.
00:02:50.000 Yes.
00:02:51.000 Like, Luton beat Sunderland.
00:02:53.000 That's right.
00:02:53.000 Didn't they?
00:02:54.000 In the playoffs, in the championship.
00:02:55.000 Yeah.
00:02:56.000 And you might have Luton coming back into the Premier League.
00:03:01.000 I want Luton in.
00:03:02.000 I do.
00:03:02.000 That's the antirexem.
00:03:04.000 Yes.
00:03:04.000 Because Luton is an old school football team.
00:03:07.000 Like, I think, I don't know this and I don't judge you if you're a Luton fan, but I have a sense that Luton still has what you might call traditional 80s fans.
00:03:15.000 Don't you think?
00:03:15.000 Yeah, I guess, yeah, I mean, like, Luton conjures a lot of memories, doesn't it, from when we were younger, like?
00:03:20.000 Yeah, because you think of David Pleat.
00:03:22.000 Yeah.
00:03:23.000 And you think of the AstroTurf.
00:03:24.000 AstroTurf, yeah, that's the one.
00:03:25.000 That AstroTurf.
00:03:26.000 Maybe you think of Paul Walsh.
00:03:28.000 Paul Walsh, yeah.
00:03:29.000 I think of, and I want to say someone's a bit like Lou Fablicit, but not Lou Fablicit.
00:03:34.000 Someone I'll tell.
00:03:34.000 Those three brothers, we'll get it in a minute.
00:03:36.000 The amazing thing about Luton is that their stadium is 10,000 people.
00:03:39.000 I love that.
00:03:40.000 10,000 people.
00:03:41.000 What, a Man United are going to have to go there?
00:03:43.000 It's incredible.
00:03:43.000 It's brilliant.
00:03:44.000 So like Bournemouth, I think Bournemouth is about 12,000.
00:03:46.000 Everyone was like, how ridiculous that Bournemouth would come up with a stadium the size of 12,000.
00:03:50.000 Steyn.
00:03:52.000 It's them Steyn brothers.
00:03:54.000 Luton's even less than that.
00:03:55.000 It's like, where are we going with this?
00:03:57.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:58.000 Also, they're like Bournemouth, like Luton are not, I would say, I'd call them unreconstructed.
00:04:03.000 It's gonna be weird there.
00:04:04.000 And even like when they won against London, there was a pitch invasion and it felt like a bit... It doesn't feel like a sort of a friendly pitch invasion.
00:04:13.000 I'm not criticising Loot fans.
00:04:14.000 I don't want to do that.
00:04:15.000 I'm not trying to do that.
00:04:16.000 I'm just saying, this is the point I'm trying to make.
00:04:19.000 Football has had to become sanitised in order to commodify it to the degree where it could become an innocuous global brand, even though it is still full of the glory that football will always contain and present.
00:04:30.000 That's what you can't do.
00:04:31.000 You can't strip football somehow of its magic.
00:04:33.000 It's too potent.
00:04:34.000 But as it becomes more and more commodified, more and more detached from the fans that it's traditionally associated with, the gentrification of the game, something that began a long, long time ago, really, sort of with the advent of the Premier League, most notably, in our country, it's sort of certain aspects of the game, the sort of eating a pie, drinking Bovril, getting punched in the face by a stranger, All of the things we are proudest traditions.
00:05:02.000 I think it's like that thing with stadiums.
00:05:05.000 It's like, I think we want to retain, we don't want all football to become, as you say, sanitized.
00:05:11.000 We don't want every stadium to be one of those new, all look exactly the same stadiums.
00:05:17.000 And so when you get a stadium like Luton's that's 10,000, you know, I guess it's the difference between Optum Park and the new stadium.
00:05:23.000 Exactly, the perfect example.
00:05:25.000 Because, right, at West Ham you used to have to walk down Barking Road or Romford Road or Green Street and you're walking through, like, communities.
00:05:33.000 Communities.
00:05:34.000 Houses.
00:05:35.000 Bengali people and shops full of saris and little pie and mash shops and pubs that have had generations of West Ham fans there.
00:05:43.000 The statue of Martin Pears and Bobby Moore and Geoff Hurst and it's sort of full of real ritual.
00:05:49.000 The inconvenience of arriving at Upton Park or maybe getting out of Plastow because there'll be too much people.
00:05:53.000 Upton Park, gonna get off one earlier on Monday.
00:05:56.000 And now you're in a Westfield shopping centre at Stratford.
00:05:59.000 You're moving for a place of commerce.
00:06:02.000 If you look at the sort of the economic class that are represented by the walk along Green Street versus where the kind of tax arrangements probably enjoyed by the unit proprietors in any Westfield.
00:06:14.000 Who owns Westfield?
00:06:15.000 Where's Westfield registered for tax?
00:06:17.000 Like all of those kind of, if you were to look at that, it would tell you a story.
00:06:20.000 There's information in that story about the way that the game is being co-opted and changed.
00:06:24.000 It's impossible not to regard it through a political lens.
00:06:27.000 So whilst I'm not glorying in like the aspects of football in the 1980s that were obviously prejudicial, violent, what I'm saying is it was something that was clearly owned by a particular community and that there was something, I feel a kind of nostalgia about that even though at the time I was Probably quite frightened.
00:06:46.000 Well we know where these massive stadiums and franchises lead us to.
00:06:50.000 It leads us to something like the Super League, doesn't it?
00:06:52.000 That's the trajectory of the way football is kind of going and we don't want that.
00:06:57.000 So retaining something like Luton being in the Premier League would feel like a kind of resistance to that.
00:07:03.000 You can have a look now at the entrance to Kenilworth Road versus the LA Galaxy entrance, just to sort of see for yourselves.
00:07:12.000 So that's on your way into Luton, and then what's it like to go into LA Galaxy?
00:07:17.000 Wow, amazing.
00:07:18.000 That's all that Royal Road tells you a great deal and almost you can feel they'll come a point where people almost welcome a Super League because they'll say oh well you know what's the point Man City always win the Premier League Bayern Munich always win the league in Germany yeah once it's we're doing it already then why why not you know yeah And once every stadium kind of looks like that and Man City type teams and franchises keep winning all the leagues and all the trophies, then it'll be like, well, why not?
00:07:48.000 Why don't we just do the Super League?
00:07:50.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:07:51.000 It's harder.
00:07:51.000 And then before you know it, you've forgotten your own history.
00:07:55.000 And this kind of amnesia and disassociation, I think, are deeper themes of what we continually talk about in our show.
00:08:02.000 You don't talk about the fact that you're forgetting your heritage.
00:08:04.000 You're forgetting your connection to the past.
00:08:06.000 You're forgetting your connection to your grandparents, your community.
00:08:10.000 It suddenly just all feels like, did any of that happen?
00:08:12.000 Does any of that matter anymore?
00:08:14.000 And I think that football is a great representation of that.
00:08:18.000 And if you lose touch with that, you lose touch with a lot.
00:08:20.000 That's why it's always been exploited, I think, politically, whether it's Rishi Sunak, WEF stooge and Prime
00:08:28.000 Minister of the UK never elected, attending a game at Southampton, the first
00:08:33.000 team to be relegated at the bottom of the table, there he is, being a
00:08:36.000 normal person, being a normal man at Southampton. Or things like Tony Blair
00:08:43.000 playing football with Kevin Keegan, the then England manager, because he,
00:08:48.000 for reasons I've never fully understood, it supported Newcastle.
00:08:51.000 And...
00:08:53.000 Newcastle were amazing then, perhaps, as now it's like an exciting time to be a Newcastle fan.
00:08:57.000 And I still remember this moment of watching Tony Blair exchanging headers with Kevin Keegan, and I still, for all the war crimes and all the dead Iraqi children and all of the globalism, this still in part informs my impression of Tony Blair favourably.
00:09:10.000 Like, for example, if, like, some world court arrested Tony Blair and were about to execute him as a war criminal, let's face it, that's no different to what happened to Saddam Hussein and Colonel Gaddafi, and unless you're making the argument that it's more right to do that to brown people than white people, then why would that not happen?
00:09:27.000 It's not a great argument.
00:09:28.000 Like, this would be what I would say in Tony Blair's defence.
00:09:32.000 Not that he would need it, he's the whole family's lawyers.
00:09:35.000 Also, I don't think he'd call you up as his first witness.
00:09:39.000 Well, you know, get Russell Brand, he's always been making cheap jibes.
00:09:42.000 When we were doing the trues, he went, like, I literally don't know what he means.
00:09:47.000 I don't understand Russell Brand.
00:09:48.000 What he means.
00:09:49.000 What is he?
00:09:50.000 I don't think he was talking about a thing that you were saying.
00:09:52.000 I think he just meant you.
00:09:53.000 What do you mean?
00:09:54.000 Your essence.
00:09:54.000 What do you mean what do I mean?
00:09:55.000 I don't mean a thing.
00:09:56.000 I am a thing.
00:09:58.000 Let's check him out doing edits with Kevin Keegan.
00:10:00.000 Witness Blair's head tennis with Kevin Keegan.
00:10:04.000 The symbolism was clear.
00:10:06.000 Back in 1995, New Labour, just like Keegan's Newcastle, seemed to be a breath of fresh air set to topple the established order.
00:10:14.000 Unfortunately, it didn't quite work out for the tune.
00:10:18.000 Or the country, or the people of Iraq, or really anyone.
00:10:24.000 Margaret Thatcher famously said, when asked what's your greatest achievement, she said Tony Blair.
00:10:29.000 Yeah.
00:10:30.000 Because then politics became sanitised, centralised, the idea of an alternative, a challenge to the relationships between corporate power and the state.
00:10:39.000 It was gone forever.
00:10:41.000 We can look at a bunch of things now, Gal.
00:10:42.000 We can either look at Boris Johnson elbowing a boy.
00:10:46.000 We can look at... Oh, we can watch Rishi Sunak.
00:10:51.000 No, not Rishi Sunak.
00:10:51.000 We can watch Roy Hodgson.
00:10:53.000 Little gangster, Roy Hodgson.
00:10:55.000 And Ancelotti doing sort of keepy-uppies.
00:10:59.000 There's two things we can talk about there.
00:11:00.000 Yeah, we can talk about any of that.
00:11:01.000 I'd love to know what your thoughts about the football was, though.
00:11:05.000 Well, I can tell you this, that Alan Shearer's writing on The Athletic is like David Foster Wallace or Proust or something.
00:11:12.000 Listen to all this.
00:11:13.000 For no apparent reason, Antonio Rudiger is crouching.
00:11:16.000 His head is nestling inside Erling Haaland's right armpit, close enough to check the strength of his deodorant.
00:11:21.000 And then he switches to the left.
00:11:22.000 His arms are extended, but he's not really using them, nudging rather than pulling or grabbing.
00:11:26.000 One of Haaland's hands rests on Rudiger's shoulder as if hugging an old mate, but this is not a particularly friendly encounter.
00:11:32.000 There are swats.
00:11:33.000 Elbows up.
00:11:34.000 That's unbelievable.
00:11:36.000 The moment is captured on Twitter.
00:11:37.000 A funny hypnotic clip taken from City's 1-1 draw last week.
00:11:41.000 Taken out of context, it's like an interpretive dance or a human version of Whack-a-Mole.
00:11:44.000 The ball is an irrelevance.
00:11:46.000 Haaland, who has his back to goal, is staring at it, never allowing his gaze to flicker,
00:11:49.000 but it is elsewhere.
00:11:51.000 And yet this peculiar little interaction was also central to a Champions League semi-final.
00:11:56.000 You know, like it's incredible the way that Shearer is constructing this pro...
00:12:02.000 Incredible, and I would argue, somewhat unlikely.
00:12:06.000 Who knows?
00:12:07.000 Let's get him on.
00:12:09.000 Brown vs Shearer.
00:12:10.000 I would like to see if he can reliably produce prose of that standard.
00:12:17.000 I suppose, yeah, what do you like... Well, the big news, obviously, is that Man City have basically won the title now, haven't they?
00:12:23.000 Yeah, because Brighton are too good at football, inexplicably.
00:12:27.000 And like, now that, this is what I think, now that Spurs aren't going to have Nagelsmann as their next manager has been confirmed, I think they're getting Deserby.
00:12:37.000 That's what I think.
00:12:39.000 Yeah, that's what I think is going to happen.
00:12:40.000 I think Spurs are going to get Deserby.
00:12:42.000 Oh no.
00:12:43.000 And I think that he's got, there he is.
00:12:47.000 Hmm.
00:12:47.000 Do you think he shaves those bits?
00:12:49.000 He's pictured here with a beard.
00:12:51.000 Right.
00:12:51.000 And he's got sort of a, like, he's got a beard that's, I would say, a little too General Zod.
00:12:55.000 Yeah.
00:12:55.000 A little too managed around the middle of the chin.
00:12:57.000 I don't know.
00:12:57.000 I mean, I've got places in my beard that don't grow.
00:12:59.000 Yeah, I've got a couple of bald bits at the extremes of my mouth there.
00:13:04.000 Yes.
00:13:04.000 Maybe it's just, yeah, who knows?
00:13:06.000 Maybe he does that.
00:13:06.000 I mean, he's very exact with his football, so maybe he is with his beard as well.
00:13:09.000 Exact with his facial hair.
00:13:11.000 Because I thought that what deservedly looked like is the sort of least popular member of a boy band.
00:13:17.000 You know, like they have one that's sort of like, you can be in the boy band, but we know that you're struggling with your weight and we're not going to let you be near the front.
00:13:27.000 You know, he's like that and he deserves it.
00:13:29.000 But he's taken over from Graham Potter and he's fundamentally improved.
00:13:33.000 Why?
00:13:35.000 Like, it doesn't make sense that, like Brighton, Southampton used to be like that.
00:13:39.000 Just like, they keep being a bit too... Right, when they brought in Pochettino, for example.
00:13:45.000 Yeah.
00:13:46.000 They're not deteriorating as a result of the transitions.
00:13:52.000 I always think that's surprising.
00:13:54.000 I was listening to a podcast the other day that was saying that there's never been anyone like him in the Premier League in the kind of effect that he's had on Brighton.
00:14:01.000 Never!
00:14:03.000 Never!
00:14:03.000 That's what they were saying.
00:14:04.000 This was on a BBC football podcast and they were saying there's never been anyone who's done what he's done.
00:14:10.000 I guess in the fact that he's come in like midway through his season.
00:14:13.000 He's changed Brighton in terms of the style of the way that they play.
00:14:17.000 He seems to have changed massively under Graham Potter.
00:14:19.000 I mean it's amazing.
00:14:21.000 Apparently he's a lovely, lovely guy as well.
00:14:23.000 Potter got the job at Chelsea on the basis that what he'd done at Brighton was incredible, as well as his previous employment in the game of football.
00:14:32.000 He eventually ascends to one of the top positions in British football, manager of Chelsea, albeit a position that's understood to be quite temporary.
00:14:43.000 Then De Zerby's come in and sort of been a bit better, a bit better than him.
00:14:47.000 Quite a lot better.
00:14:48.000 When you go on holiday, you want people at home to say it's raining.
00:14:53.000 Of course you do.
00:14:53.000 People go, it's raining here, you're having a good time on holiday, it's raining here.
00:14:56.000 You don't want to go, it's brilliant weather here.
00:14:58.000 It's great here, we love it.
00:14:59.000 Potter must have been looking at Brighton and thinking, oh no, I've got all these too many good players here at Chelsea on contracts that are too long and Brighton are better now.
00:15:10.000 He must have experienced some self-doubt.
00:15:13.000 Yeah, you would think so, yeah.
00:15:14.000 I mean, it's got to be hard.
00:15:15.000 I think you've got to turn to your character at that point, don't you?
00:15:19.000 To kind of get you through.
00:15:20.000 Because there'll be another job for Graham Potter.
00:15:22.000 Yeah, but what happens, because I think that there's a sort of, there's an upward trajectory, say Hasenhuttle of Southampton, there was a minute where he was looking like, oh he's in the ascendancy.
00:15:33.000 Yeah, he's new clop at one point.
00:15:34.000 He's gonna get a new, he's gonna get a brilliant job, and then it sort of doesn't, if you don't, there's so much timing, if you don't jump ship at the right moment, then you go back into descent.
00:15:42.000 Like, other than this peculiar anomaly of Frank Lampard being given another job at Chelsea temporarily, what can, and I like Frank Lampard, But he's seemingly can do no wrong in the managerial sense.
00:15:55.000 Doesn't matter how many times he fails.
00:15:58.000 Gavin have a go.
00:15:59.000 Have you worked it out?
00:16:00.000 What can he realistically be trusted with after this?
00:16:04.000 That seems like a genuine representation of where he is.
00:16:08.000 Well they're getting poached now aren't they at Chelsea?
00:16:10.000 Chelsea are getting Pochettino, that'll be... So like, I suppose the main story is this.
00:16:15.000 Here are some main actual football stories.
00:16:17.000 Are West Ham going to win a European trophy?
00:16:19.000 Are Man City now unstoppable?
00:16:21.000 Of course they are.
00:16:21.000 Will Arsenal be, like, in the running next year?
00:16:25.000 Or will Chelsea be better?
00:16:26.000 Yes.
00:16:27.000 Will Tottenham be better?
00:16:28.000 Probably.
00:16:29.000 Will Liverpool be better?
00:16:30.000 Probably.
00:16:31.000 Will Manchester United be better?
00:16:32.000 Probably.
00:16:33.000 And like, I think if I was an Arsenal fan, and I know it's a kind of peculiar curse to bear, an Arsenal fan.
00:16:40.000 At least if you're a West Ham fan, you've got no, you don't expect anything.
00:16:44.000 No expectations.
00:16:45.000 Do you know what I think will happen?
00:16:46.000 AZ and ACMA, they'll beat us and we won't get to the final of that mad, stupid, made-up competition that we're doing well in.
00:16:54.000 That's what I expect.
00:16:54.000 No, I think you'll go through and then you'll face this other Fiorentina or Basel, isn't it?
00:16:58.000 Basel, yeah.
00:16:59.000 And Basel, I think, one up from that.
00:17:02.000 Or 2-1, one of those.
00:17:03.000 I don't know.
00:17:05.000 Are we going to go to a 22,000 seater in the Czech Republic?
00:17:09.000 The answer is yes!
00:17:10.000 Let's go to the Czech Republic to a final.
00:17:13.000 It would be amazing.
00:17:14.000 It would be amazing to watch that.
00:17:16.000 And then are Arsenal going to do well next season?
00:17:19.000 I don't think so.
00:17:20.000 Because I think Man City are just an unstoppable sort of killing machine now.
00:17:26.000 And perfectly embodied by the red helmeted Ireland.
00:17:32.000 There's nothing that can realistically be done to stop them.
00:17:35.000 The Man City thing isn't it, is like, you know, in terms of like from a footballing sense, people were like, well look at the size of their squad, they're able to like, you know, rest certain players and bring in other players who are just as good as those players.
00:17:47.000 But there is another, and obviously with Arsenal, you could point to the injuries that they got at the wrong time, in a Saliba got injured at the wrong time of the season.
00:17:53.000 Yeah, but like Gary Neville says, you can't just have one injury and then say that, oh well, the whole project doesn't work anymore.
00:17:58.000 Well, exactly.
00:17:59.000 So there's got to be something else, hasn't there?
00:18:01.000 And that's when people start saying, you know, phrases like Arsenal choked it and stuff like that.
00:18:05.000 Bottled it.
00:18:06.000 Bottled it.
00:18:06.000 That's what they say.
00:18:07.000 It's a mentality isn't it at that point and it's always a fascinating thing for me in football that you know as many tactics as you've got and as many like amazing players and everything that's something like you know personality and character and that.
00:18:20.000 A clear example of that is Fergie's last title like in his final season as manager they managed to win the Premier League within retrospect looks like a team that shouldn't have been capable of that.
00:18:33.000 Certainly on the basis of what they did for the subsequent, is it 10 years now?
00:18:37.000 And immediately afterwards, it's like, oh, that person was able through will and belief.
00:18:42.000 And I guess that's why, when I've really, my fascination with football, even though I'm fascinated with many aspects of it, the game itself, the moments of drama it can produce, transfers, the history of the clubs, the behavior of the fans, what it really comes down to, to me, I think, is the sort of power of belief and thought.
00:18:59.000 That's why I sort of fixate in particular on managers, So I think, like, can individuals create meaningful change?
00:19:07.000 Now, look at that team, mind you, it does look like quite a good team.
00:19:09.000 You've got Patrice, you've got Wayne Rooney, you've got, like, I mean, yeah, I'm Percy.
00:19:15.000 Rio's still there.
00:19:16.000 There's me on the left.
00:19:18.000 There's you.
00:19:19.000 I mean, he looked more like you then, didn't he?
00:19:21.000 Even more.
00:19:22.000 Like De Gea still regarded as a good footballer before West Ham ended his career with that gently rolling blunder by Benrahma.
00:19:31.000 Like that, yeah, that somehow, through belief, You can create something.
00:19:37.000 And it's like with Guardiola, obviously there is a kind of a genius in him, but it must be, I think, the power of charisma.
00:19:46.000 It must be.
00:19:46.000 Like if you took, if he just relayed all of his information into an AI device and it dispatched that information, like I don't think the results will be the same.
00:19:55.000 There is something human and interpersonal.
00:19:56.000 And I think as we continue to see the power of commerce and technology and dehumanizing us and stripping our culture of meaning, Even when enhancing superficial beauty or efficacy or safety or convenience or whatever the claims that are made by commerce are, the idea that something about human beings can't be replicated, that amounts to sacredness, I think, in the world now, that they have a sacred role to play.
00:20:22.000 I heard someone say the other day that if like there were certain managers that you'd never would see them on the pitch I think well you know like like sort of like a Fergie you wouldn't see it like you'd know you're in trouble if he'd come down or that they'd ruin things like their ideas will be annoying you wouldn't want them it's left to the coaches that kind of stuff right that it almost is a totemic and talismanic power that these figures have And I suppose there's many ways of doing that, whether it's Roy Hodgson's presumed avuncular sweetness or, you know, what is it they're bloody well doing?
00:20:54.000 Yeah, I mean, look at Allardyce.
00:20:55.000 I mean, Leeds the other day, that was an amazing game.
00:20:58.000 I actually watched that and it looked like Leeds were going 2-0 up at one point and then Bamford missed the penalty.
00:21:03.000 And I mean, that would have been a massive result for Leeds.
00:21:06.000 They ended up drawing 2-2 and they look good.
00:21:08.000 Like, Leeds look good.
00:21:09.000 Leeds have looked so, so bad.
00:21:10.000 And then Sam Allardyce comes in and I just thought, what a joke of an appointment.
00:21:14.000 I really did, I thought.
00:21:16.000 No offence against Sam Allardyce, but it feels so long ago that Allardyce had anything to do with the game.
00:21:23.000 And yet, evidently from the way that they played, and what a lot of pundits are saying is, it hasn't had an effect on them.
00:21:29.000 And what's he doing?
00:21:30.000 Sam Allardyce isn't there playing, he's not getting involved like De Zerbe does with Brighton.
00:21:34.000 It's something else, isn't it?
00:21:36.000 He said, didn't he, that he knows as much as Klopp or Guardiola.
00:21:40.000 And then afterwards when they sort of went, you can't say that because of their achievements in the game.
00:21:46.000 Like you've not won the competitions that they have won.
00:21:50.000 He said, I was doing what Fergie done.
00:21:52.000 Like I was taking attention away from the players and putting it on me.
00:21:55.000 So he sort of actually made yet another claim while trying to... yeah I saw that and I thought like with Sam Allardyce I wonder if he could sort of say like is it that they can instill in the Leeds team, listen you're in the championship next year this is about you're playing for your lives you've got two games Otherwise, everything's going to change for you.
00:22:15.000 You don't know what it's like yet.
00:22:16.000 You ain't had that experience.
00:22:18.000 You don't want to have that experience.
00:22:19.000 I wonder what it is you say to people.
00:22:22.000 The way that in their style of play, it literally looked like they were trying harder.
00:22:25.000 I know there's that joke that we say pressing is trying harder, but they were chasing everything down in a way that Leeds haven't done maybe all season.
00:22:33.000 So if that's one of the results that Allardyce has had, then I don't know.
00:22:38.000 But something's changed.
00:22:39.000 We got some stuff here.
00:22:48.000 G Held said, I just caught episode one's barbecue with a neighbor story.
00:22:52.000 It was priceless.
00:22:52.000 Has Gareth seen the neighbor recently?
00:22:54.000 Has Gareth been to any other social events recently?
00:22:57.000 Have you?
00:22:57.000 No, I haven't been to social events and the neighbor I worry about every time I drive back to my- In case he hears this.
00:23:04.000 Well, no, I worry about bumping into him because I think that, I think now as a result of telling you this story that maybe he's feeling awkward about this as well.
00:23:13.000 Cause it was a bit of a, it was a strange night.
00:23:15.000 It was a strange night.
00:23:16.000 Why don't you go round there tonight and secretly record yourself making sexual remarks in his presence and then we'll play it on the show.
00:23:26.000 Like you're just round there going, I enjoyed that barbecue, you know I've charred my chops, you know I've smoked my bacon, or the tip of my sausage.
00:23:34.000 You want me to ensnare him, do you?
00:23:35.000 Yeah, ensnare him with innuendo.
00:23:39.000 I call it sexual barbecue entendre.
00:23:42.000 Nice.
00:23:43.000 I don't think he'll respond well to it.
00:23:45.000 He was a very matter-of-fact guy.
00:23:47.000 He'll fart you straight out the door.
00:23:48.000 His arsehole will be gaping wide open like Arsenal's defence without Saliba.
00:23:54.000 And it'll stink about as bad.
00:23:56.000 And he'll say, hold on a minute though, the man downstairs, by which he means his penis, seems to want a lot more from me.
00:24:04.000 I've kept a very low profile in that flat.
00:24:06.000 I really have.
00:24:07.000 Sneaking in and out most mornings.
00:24:09.000 Primal Collin, my mate from the chat, Primal Collin2, you didn't say what position you'd be in at Fiverside.
00:24:14.000 At Hammy goes, did you play Fiverside?
00:24:16.000 Did you play well or too anxious?
00:24:18.000 I didn't go.
00:24:19.000 I went to the cinema and watched Guardians of the Galaxy 3.
00:24:21.000 Well that's not the same thing.
00:24:22.000 I ate some really bad food and I felt really bad about myself because of it.
00:24:26.000 I went with my children.
00:24:27.000 They got bored.
00:24:28.000 I did a U-turn on a dual carriageway in a camper van like there was proper mental.
00:24:34.000 Oh my good God.
00:24:35.000 You know what that is?
00:24:36.000 That's karma, that is.
00:24:37.000 That's the universe telling you you should have manned up and played, sorry to use that phrase these days, but you should have personed up and played football.
00:24:44.000 Adulted up.
00:24:45.000 I should have done, because here's the chat for the group, the five star chat.
00:24:49.000 You're in the chat, you can't be in the chat.
00:24:51.000 I'm in the chat, I'm contributing to the chat!
00:24:53.000 You haven't even played, you're not allowed in the chat.
00:24:56.000 Alright, I'm saying I'm coming.
00:24:58.000 Hi guys.
00:24:59.000 Good.
00:25:00.000 Good start.
00:25:01.000 Can I see whether your willies and my willy can be bound together with scotch tape?
00:25:07.000 No, that's not... Oh no!
00:25:08.000 Delete!
00:25:08.000 Delete!
00:25:09.000 Oh no!
00:25:09.000 I've said it!
00:25:11.000 Different text.
00:25:12.000 Guys, why don't you and us... No, no, I'm not going to do that.
00:25:16.000 I'm not going to send that.
00:25:17.000 Look, I will.
00:25:18.000 I want to do it this week.
00:25:19.000 What day is it on?
00:25:21.000 It's very revealing about my personality problem.
00:25:24.000 Thursday night.
00:25:25.000 Thursday night, okay.
00:25:26.000 Yeah, so essentially tonight when we play this out.
00:25:28.000 Got it, alright.
00:25:29.000 So I could be going.
00:25:30.000 Should I go?
00:25:31.000 They play every Thursday, do they?
00:25:33.000 Oh my word.
00:25:33.000 Every week.
00:25:34.000 One Thursday, I'm dragging you there.
00:25:37.000 You're going to drag me there?
00:25:38.000 Yes, yes.
00:25:39.000 You've told me what to do.
00:25:39.000 Play at the back and focus on distribution.
00:25:41.000 Right.
00:25:42.000 Keep my head up.
00:25:43.000 Yeah.
00:25:44.000 Be confident.
00:25:44.000 Just think of it as exercise.
00:25:45.000 Don't overthink it.
00:25:46.000 There you go.
00:25:47.000 The problem is vanity.
00:25:49.000 Yes.
00:25:49.000 Isn't it?
00:25:50.000 It's like I only want to do things I'm good at.
00:25:52.000 But increasingly we're finding out... Like this!
00:25:56.000 I know!
00:25:58.000 It's extraordinary.
00:25:59.000 Like, look at the standard I'm holding myself to today.
00:26:02.000 You'd think, why would I expect to go on that pitch and be Franz Beckenbauer when it's something that I'm due for a living.
00:26:09.000 Imagine if you do it and then everything changes for you.
00:26:12.000 You just give up the rest of your life.
00:26:14.000 About five a side now, with my mates.
00:26:18.000 At Sharon, I love the gerbils story, peed myself laughing.
00:26:22.000 I hope not at the death of my little gerbils.
00:26:25.000 Those little guys.
00:26:26.000 I've had a lot of tough times with animals.
00:26:28.000 I've got a lot of scars from rabbits.
00:26:30.000 Rabbits?
00:26:30.000 What about, didn't you have little mice that all ate each other?
00:26:33.000 Or was it the gerbils that ate each other?
00:26:34.000 So I had some rats that ate each other.
00:26:36.000 I had a mouse that lived in my hair.
00:26:39.000 I had the gerbils of course.
00:26:42.000 Rabbits that bit me.
00:26:45.000 For a while I had that.
00:26:47.000 I had those little shrimps that all jumped out of the floor.
00:26:49.000 Then I backed them up with Henry the Hoover and they burst out the bag.
00:26:53.000 What's all these shrimps doing in the Hoover bag?
00:26:56.000 I wish I could tell you about that.
00:26:57.000 Why is Henry the Hoover crying?
00:26:59.000 That's between Henry and myself.
00:27:01.000 Why did your mum keep allowing you to have pets?
00:27:03.000 I was trying to... She had a chequered history with them.
00:27:06.000 She thought it would be good for me to socialise with you.
00:27:09.000 Did she call them friends?
00:27:10.000 Go on, go upstairs with your friends!
00:27:12.000 You'll be alright!
00:27:13.000 They're not friends!
00:27:15.000 They're no friends of mine!
00:27:17.000 Predictions.
00:27:18.000 I thought Russell was spreading misinformation.
00:27:19.000 How could Russell proclaim Everton had any sort of chance against Man City?
00:27:22.000 Turns out he didn't.
00:27:23.000 If Man City then become actually invincible to the romance of the underdog, that's when it's all over.
00:27:30.000 I don't want City to get beat by Raoul.
00:27:32.000 So, you know, that result's done now, isn't it?
00:27:35.000 I want City to do well in the Champions League to establish dominance of the English game over our European competitors.
00:27:42.000 I see.
00:27:43.000 I think it's a shame if they... Do you want them to do the treble?
00:27:47.000 I mean, they're just going to.
00:27:49.000 It's either going to be this season or next season.
00:27:51.000 Well, in the end.
00:27:52.000 There's an inevitability about Man City.
00:27:54.000 I think that's the slightly depressing thing.
00:27:56.000 That's why I wanted Arsenal to win.
00:27:57.000 The inevitability of Man City.
00:27:58.000 I don't actually really like Arsenal, but...
00:28:01.000 Man City.
00:28:02.000 And nothing against them.
00:28:02.000 Again, I like Pep Guardiola.
00:28:04.000 I like a lot of those players.
00:28:06.000 It's actually not about the individuals.
00:28:07.000 It's not even actually about the team.
00:28:09.000 It's about, it's impossible to extract it from the fact that there is, it's currently the most obvious example of how outside factors are influencing the game.
00:28:22.000 Chelsea used to be that.
00:28:23.000 Man United used to be that.
00:28:25.000 And But when people sort of make arguments about Nottingham Forest being it, I think that's when it's right.
00:28:30.000 Because Nottingham Forest, that's the ingenuity of individuals and the cohesion of a team, yeah, Clough and Taylor.
00:28:37.000 And then, like, and now it feels like we are sort of moving towards, like, whilst it's always appalled me that in American sport franchises like the LA Raiders have come from somewhere else and they've gone somewhere, like, they'll just move about.
00:28:49.000 Like, what do the fans feel?
00:28:50.000 They've just took their football team and put it somewhere else.
00:28:53.000 I like but like now you sort of in a way have that like the fans are in a sense set dressing for an Abu Dhabi enterprise like you could as we learned during Covid that you can extract the fans from the experience albeit it does massively diminish the entire spectacle it does hollow it out it is weird to hear the ringing shouts of players talking to one another And the expletives.
00:29:18.000 It is difficult to be denied things like this.
00:29:20.000 There's a TV show called The Chase.
00:29:22.000 Have a look at The Beast first, actually, guys, to establish the idea.
00:29:26.000 There's a TV show called The Chase, and there's this guy in it called The Beast, and The Beast looks like that.
00:29:31.000 And have a look at what fans... I don't know what the game was like.
00:29:34.000 It's Cambridge versus Stevenage.
00:29:35.000 Look at that.
00:29:36.000 Like, there is that guy.
00:29:37.000 Look at him in the high-vis, the big guy by the post.
00:29:40.000 Listen to the fans shouting this thing.
00:29:42.000 It's funny.
00:29:43.000 [Chasing the Morning by The Beatles]
00:29:44.000 That's funny that.
00:29:45.000 You've got to chase in the morning.
00:29:46.000 I've got that anyway.
00:29:47.000 As much as he's got to just sort of stand there and listen to that.
00:29:56.000 It's enjoyable.
00:29:57.000 It's fun.
00:29:59.000 And one person will have just said it and other people join in.
00:30:01.000 It's incredible.
00:30:03.000 That's what's beautiful about it, it's one of the things that's beautiful and also I don't feel like what's underlying that is, yeah, let's destroy this guy and hurt him.
00:30:13.000 No, it isn't.
00:30:14.000 It's playful.
00:30:15.000 It's fun.
00:30:16.000 And the amazing thing about that, just to kind of come full circle, is when you have these modern grounds where you can't get anywhere near the bloody pitch anymore, you don't have situations like that.
00:30:25.000 I just want to see this thing of Declan Rice, West Ham captain, presumed to leave at the end of this season, being so beautiful to a child that I shuddered and quivered and nearly wept.
00:30:40.000 Like someone who's in love with Declan Rice, Mike.
00:30:42.000 Let's have a look.
00:30:45.000 Are you good?
00:30:51.000 Why are you crying?
00:30:54.000 Come here.
00:30:56.000 That little child's crying.
00:30:57.000 I'm not sure what game this is after.
00:31:00.000 Do you think West Ham lost that game or is it after?
00:31:03.000 It's BBC Sport.
00:31:04.000 I'm not sure what the context is.
00:31:05.000 I don't think he's crying because they lost.
00:31:07.000 I think he's crying out of emotion.
00:31:08.000 He's overawed.
00:31:10.000 He's overwhelmed by it.
00:31:13.000 is over is overwhelmed by me and Declan Rice. Now what surprises me is Declan Rice is what
00:31:13.000 I'm coming!
00:31:17.000 24 years old he's very adept at dealing with this young man emotionally he's very sort
00:31:23.000 of emotionally what would I say he's lucid and sort of present like he's not embarrassed
00:31:30.000 by the little boy crying and he's kind to him it's really sort of lovely isn't it?
00:31:37.000 I'm coming, good lad.
00:31:40.000 That lovely cuddle.
00:31:42.000 Oh, I love Declan Rice now.
00:31:43.000 He's worth £120 million just for that.
00:31:46.000 In a lot of other contexts these days, that would probably be frowned upon.
00:31:46.000 You know what?
00:31:51.000 Why?
00:31:51.000 Well, people would probably say, like, it's a child and we shouldn't be getting that close to children.
00:31:55.000 I'm just saying, like, unfortunately, or however, I don't know, people think about it.
00:32:00.000 I guess within the context of football, things like this, kind of, oh, it was after Man United, after you beat Man United.
00:32:07.000 That's a lovely moment.
00:32:09.000 There's no other way of...
00:32:11.000 Thinking about that.
00:32:12.000 What do you want to look at now, mate?
00:32:14.000 Do you want to look at Roy Hodgson?
00:32:16.000 I want to see Roy Hodgson talking more, really, but here is Roy Hodgson failing to control the ball, much in the manner that I might at a five-a-side game that I'm participating in this very evening.
00:32:27.000 Let's have a look.
00:32:30.000 There's Roy's touch.
00:32:31.000 Look, come on, Roy, you're better than that.
00:32:35.000 Not one of Roy's finest touches, that one.
00:32:37.000 But Carlo Ancelotti... Back to Roy Hodgson as cuddly old lovely old grandad rather than gangster Roy.
00:32:45.000 Let's have a look at Carlo Ancelotti.
00:32:46.000 Still got it Carlo, look.
00:32:48.000 They haven't had to do anything special, admittedly.
00:32:50.000 Still got it, Carlo. Look, suited and booted.
00:32:54.000 Oh, class.
00:32:56.000 That's some Italian class right there.
00:32:58.000 He really is in a lovely suit and a shiny shoe.
00:33:01.000 He looks amazing Ancelotti.
00:33:03.000 Don't you think?
00:33:03.000 He doesn't seem to age.
00:33:05.000 He just looks like that all the time.
00:33:07.000 He's a gentleman.
00:33:09.000 He's a gentleman.
00:33:09.000 He's so classy.
00:33:10.000 He's a great great manager.
00:33:12.000 Underrated I think.
00:33:13.000 I don't think people put him up there.
00:33:16.000 You've got to think what he's achieved.
00:33:18.000 It's pretty amazing.
00:33:20.000 Right, there's somehow not the kind of fanfare that someone like Mourinho... And maybe that's to do with his style and his demeanour and manner.
00:33:30.000 Rather than his style of play, his demeanour as a manager.
00:33:33.000 What type of style is attributed to Ancelotti as a footballer?
00:33:37.000 I don't think as a football, but as a manager, he's calmness personified, isn't he?
00:33:41.000 That's what he's kind of known for.
00:33:42.000 And I guess maybe the headlines go more towards your Mourinho's and your Ferguson's and Guardiola's, but actually what he's achieved, he's got to be up there.
00:33:50.000 Why did he manage Everton?
00:33:53.000 I don't know.
00:33:53.000 That was a weird moment that, wasn't it?
00:33:55.000 Strange time.
00:33:56.000 I think they'd been taken over, a lot of money put into the club, they spent a lot on wages and I guess he was kind of between clubs or between managing Real Madrid and they managed to persuade him to do it.
00:34:07.000 It was sort of an extraordinary time.
00:34:09.000 Everton might go down.
00:34:12.000 Who's going to go down?
00:34:13.000 Leicester or Southampton are down.
00:34:15.000 Leicester look like they'll go down now.
00:34:18.000 Leicester can only get 36 points I think.
00:34:20.000 The way that Leicester are playing, I saw some of the game against Liverpool.
00:34:24.000 They started well the other day and then Liverpool just kind of blew them away and they just, I don't know, it doesn't feel good at Leicester at all.
00:34:32.000 So really it's between those.
00:34:34.000 West Ham have got 37 points I think.
00:34:38.000 And we've got to play Leeds and we've got to play Leicester.
00:34:42.000 Leeds can get 37 but Leicester can only get 36.
00:34:46.000 So mostly it looks like it's between Nottingham Forest, Everton and Leeds.
00:34:52.000 And Leicester.
00:34:52.000 Those are the four teams that it's possible to go down.
00:34:56.000 I don't know.
00:34:57.000 Forrest, you know, Arsenal maybe have kind of given up now.
00:35:01.000 And Palace, you'd think they'd get something out of.
00:35:05.000 Everton, you'd think could get something out of both the Wolves and Bournemouth games.
00:35:10.000 Leeds playing much better, but there's some tough fixtures with West Ham.
00:35:13.000 I guess West Ham, obviously with the European game, might rest some players.
00:35:18.000 Spurs will be difficult.
00:35:19.000 And then Leicester, Newcastle and West Ham, I don't think they'll get any of that.
00:35:21.000 I think Leicester are gone.
00:35:22.000 I think it's between, for me, Everton and Leeds after that.
00:35:27.000 I think that Forrest have been playing a little bit better.
00:35:29.000 They've gone on a sort of upturn.
00:35:33.000 They're all big clubs, I suppose.
00:35:35.000 Now there's no version, there's no one that goes downward.
00:35:37.000 It'd be a shame if Forrest went through all that trouble and then just goes straight back down again.
00:35:41.000 All of it's sad, as you know.
00:35:43.000 The relegation is sad, yeah.
00:35:45.000 It's awful.
00:35:46.000 I mean like, as we both know, as a whole fan I've had various relegations, they're awful.
00:35:52.000 West Ham, you've had a few in your time as well.
00:35:55.000 It's a horrible, horrible feeling.
00:35:56.000 It's one of those things where you think, it's only football, it's only football.
00:36:00.000 It hurts.
00:36:01.000 I absolutely hated it when Hull went down.
00:36:03.000 But then you can just get into it and think, I'm going to pay attention to this level of football.
00:36:06.000 Yes, that's true.
00:36:07.000 Oh, it'll be like Wrexham.
00:36:08.000 Yeah, right.
00:36:09.000 Oh, I'm just going to go things now as ever, Erdog.
00:36:11.000 The thing is, I love to say, oh, the Championship, it's actually the best division in the world.
00:36:15.000 I'd love to be back in the Premier League.
00:36:17.000 Every fan wants to be in the Premier League, surely.
00:36:18.000 Yeah, because after you've spent time out of the top flight of football, you're like, oh my god, we're playing Manchester United!
00:36:24.000 They're actually going to be able to touch them!
00:36:27.000 It becomes sort of exciting.
00:36:29.000 I'll just read a few of these things, then we'll do our predictions.
00:36:31.000 I think here's our prediction thing.
00:36:33.000 Yep.
00:36:34.000 Here.
00:36:35.000 I'm just going to mention some of the superstitions you sent us.
00:36:39.000 Giangio Danish, I yell Susanna every time the country is attacking.
00:36:43.000 I do the horn sign with one hand and grab my balls with the other.
00:36:46.000 I wink with my left eye, keeping the same place and position.
00:36:48.000 I'm from Argentina and we have many caballos, which is superstitions for luck.
00:36:52.000 That's a lot to go through there.
00:36:54.000 Yelling Susanna and grabbing your balls and doing the horn.
00:36:58.000 Rebecca Broome, I have to wear exactly the same thing I wore last time my team won.
00:37:01.000 I sit in the same place, I eat the same food.
00:37:04.000 It was one time long ago when I still smoked that my family wouldn't let me back in the house because the Packers scored when I went outside to smoke.
00:37:10.000 I wear red undies, said Dean Wilson.
00:37:13.000 I wear my team's shoes.
00:37:14.000 I back them to lose, works a fucking treat.
00:37:17.000 Alright, let's predict these results.
00:37:18.000 Big games.
00:37:19.000 All right, Tottenham Brentford.
00:37:21.000 I reckon it's going to be a 1-1 draw.
00:37:23.000 Okay, I'll go for a Spurs win.
00:37:28.000 2-1.
00:37:29.000 Liverpool v Villa.
00:37:32.000 I'm going for a draw.
00:37:32.000 I'm going for a 1-1.
00:37:33.000 I'm going 2-1.
00:37:34.000 Wolves v Everton.
00:37:36.000 I think Everton are going to get an away win.
00:37:38.000 2-1.
00:37:39.000 Come on, Everton.
00:37:40.000 Yes, I'm going to say 1-0.
00:37:43.000 Bournemouth v Man United.
00:37:46.000 3-0 away.
00:37:47.000 Fulham versus Palace.
00:37:49.000 2-2 draw.
00:37:52.000 Forrest v Arsenal.
00:37:53.000 You think Forrest is going to beat Arsenal, do you?
00:37:56.000 No, I think they'll get a point.
00:37:58.000 Alright, I think Arsenal too little, too late, 4-1.
00:38:02.000 2 Arsenal away.
00:38:05.000 West Ham v Leeds.
00:38:07.000 Allardyce back there, axe to grind.
00:38:09.000 Axe to grind against the Hammers.
00:38:12.000 But I still have to predict that West Ham will win out of loyalty, or will it be a draw?
00:38:18.000 Draw's not enough.
00:38:20.000 Is it gonna be a draw to all?
00:38:22.000 Brighton versus Southampton.
00:38:24.000 You've got to say that Brighton on current form are gonna run away with it.
00:38:28.000 But Southampton, maybe they want to play for a little bit of dignity down on the coast.
00:38:32.000 Brighton won Europe.
00:38:34.000 Huh?
00:38:34.000 Brighton won Europe, so.
00:38:36.000 A European place, sorry.
00:38:38.000 Oh right, so they're hustling for a place in... Will they have to get into the top 7 really, or they won't?
00:38:43.000 It's now top 8 if West Ham win the European Cup as well.
00:38:46.000 Oh yeah, if West Ham win the Papa Johns, as Simon Jordan calls it.
00:38:51.000 Alright, so 3-2 to Brighton, I'm predicting.
00:38:57.000 Man City versus Chelsea.
00:39:00.000 To win the title.
00:39:01.000 Oh, they win the title?
00:39:02.000 Yeah.
00:39:03.000 If they win that, they've won.
00:39:05.000 Yeah.
00:39:06.000 They can't slip up, can they?
00:39:07.000 No.
00:39:07.000 Against Frank Lampard's hodgepodge of giddy billionaires.
00:39:12.000 Not a chance.
00:39:14.000 Raheem Sterling.
00:39:16.000 That's what the thing is, is it denies the imagination.
00:39:19.000 You can't think of any outcome other than Manchester City winning.
00:39:25.000 Yeah, for the title, 4-0.
00:39:27.000 What are you saying?
00:39:30.000 In fact, have you said all of yours out now?
00:39:31.000 No, I'm going to write them down afterwards.
00:39:33.000 I can't, my mind doesn't work that quickly.
00:39:34.000 I need to think.
00:39:37.000 In that case, you've got to say it in the moment.
00:39:39.000 Oh, sorry.
00:39:40.000 When are you going to do it?
00:39:40.000 How do I know you won't cheat?
00:39:41.000 I'll do it straight after this, I promise.
00:39:43.000 Newcastle, Leicester, 2-0 to the Toon.
00:39:46.000 Alright, there's my predictions, there they are.
00:39:48.000 Alright, I better go.
00:39:50.000 Thank you very much for joining us.
00:39:52.000 Thanks for watching Football is Nice.