Stay Free - Russel Brand - August 17, 2023


HOLY SH*T…HAWAII BURNS! But Are The Conspiracies TRUE?! - Stay Free #192


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 26 minutes

Words per Minute

192.0762

Word Count

16,637

Sentence Count

1,149

Misogynist Sentences

23

Hate Speech Sentences

32


Summary

In this episode of Stay Free With Russell Brand, we look back at the life and career of pop icon Antony and Clem Jones, and ask whether they are a harbinger of a glorious new revolution. Stay Free with Russell Brand is out now on all of the major podcast directories, if you search for Stay Free, you'll find us. To find a list of our sponsors and show-related promo codes, go to garethcrane.co.uk/shop and use the promo code stayfree at checkout to receive 10% off your first purchase. To buy a copy of the new Stay Free book, click here. To support the podcast, you can support Stay Free by becoming a patron patron by clicking here. To find out more about your ad choices, please go to bit.ly/support-stayfreewithrussandrews and use coupon code: "UPLEVEL" at checkout. To buy your own Stay Free t-shirt, head over to stayfree.ca/shop. And if you like what you hear, please consider pledging a pledge of $5, $10, $15, $25, $50, or $100, and we'll give you a free ad-free version of the Stay Free T-shirt of your choice. We'll see you in the coming weeks. Stay free! Stay Free! Subscribe to Stay Free and spread the word to your friends about this amazing podcast! You'll get 5 stars and get 5% off the price of your shirt or hoodies, hoodies and hoodies! Thanks to stay free, and a discount code: stay free at stayfree, and get a discount on the next instalment of your ad, and all-day shipping, and free shipping, plus a free VIP membership offer, plus all-postponed shipping throughout the UK, plus an extra discount on your first week of the UK's best postcode discount, plus we'll get a free course, plus more! and all other goodies, too much more. to compete against other places to win a chance to win VIP access to the next week, plus the chance to buy a VIP discount, to compete in the next place in the UK and more places, and so much more, to promote your ad-only deal, and more. Stay free, plus they'll get VIP access, plus there's a discount, and there's more.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm a black man and I could never be a better man.
00:00:27.000 Brought to you by Pfizer.
00:00:30.000 In this video, you're going to see how to make a black man's hat.
00:00:36.000 In this video, you're going to see the future.
00:00:47.000 Hello there you Awakening Wonders, thanks for joining me with Gareth Roy for Stay Free with Russell Brand.
00:00:54.000 First 15 minutes we're going to be on YouTube, but after that we're going to slink away into the shadowy world of free speech, truth, beauty, glory and revolution that we call our home.
00:01:06.000 We're going to be talking about the cultural revolt.
00:01:09.000 Are people just rejecting outright the pap being served up by a culture that doesn't like them, love them or want them to be free?
00:01:17.000 Are we seeing increasing authoritarianism everywhere and new peripheral marginal movements, people thirsting after freedom?
00:01:25.000 Here at Stay Free HQ, pilgrims arrive demanding to be part of our family, demanding that we give them the very manner that we have received, that you have given us, hope that the world can be changed.
00:01:39.000 Is this because that lad arrived?
00:01:40.000 Because of the lad, yeah.
00:01:41.000 You're placing all this on the lad.
00:01:42.000 He might have got lost.
00:01:43.000 You don't know why he's here.
00:01:44.000 He did say that this used to be a pub and he asked for a pint of snakebite.
00:01:50.000 Nevertheless, I see him as a harbinger of a glorious new revolution.
00:01:55.000 You let me know what you think in the comments in the chat.
00:01:57.000 Is it finally changing?
00:01:58.000 As hard as they work to centralise authority, can you feel new movements?
00:02:03.000 Can you feel it rising up from the very soil as they try to bring down your leaders, as they try to fortify centralist authoritarian movements?
00:02:11.000 Can you feel that the people are beginning to change, beginning to reject their stories?
00:02:15.000 We've got a great show for you.
00:02:16.000 We're going to be talking about the cultural revolution in the extraordinary and auburn form of Antony.
00:02:22.000 Oliver Antony.
00:02:23.000 Is he the sound of freedom of the pop world with his new anti-establishment hit?
00:02:28.000 We're going to be having a little look at We're gonna be talking about YouTube's policy changes and how they're reaching into every medical area, preventing us speaking about anything that the WHO don't sanction.
00:02:39.000 Where did the WHO get all this power?
00:02:41.000 Who voted from?
00:02:42.000 Who funds them?
00:02:42.000 And of course we're gonna be talking about the Maui wildfires.
00:02:46.000 Is it a land grab and is there any truth in the conspiracy theories that surround it?
00:02:51.000 And even if there isn't truth in the more let's call them outlandish theories for the sake of simplicity.
00:02:57.000 For example some people are saying that like a intergalactic laser beam started the fires and that Bill Gates was sat up there like Darth Vader firing them down.
00:03:07.000 Now that you know may yet prove to be utterly preposterous but even if that is the case On an emotional level, are we being exploited by elites?
00:03:15.000 Does it feel like every time there's a crisis or disaster, it somehow benefits the powerful while punishing ordinary people?
00:03:22.000 Let me know in the comments in the chat if you agree with that.
00:03:25.000 We've got some extraordinary stories.
00:03:26.000 Let's have a look at this Orban-haired Appalachian figure.
00:03:31.000 The Appalachian region always being a place of fracture and troglodyte pugilism.
00:03:39.000 Did you know that?
00:03:39.000 They're a powerful people.
00:03:40.000 Oh yeah, yeah.
00:03:42.000 Because they descend from the Celts and the Scots and stuff.
00:03:44.000 Oh, I see.
00:03:45.000 That's what I've read in a book before.
00:03:47.000 So let's have a look at him, because I've not heard this song, but I recognise that it's pretty popular.
00:03:51.000 Good, it's pretty powerful.
00:03:52.000 Will we be able to get clearance on it?
00:03:54.000 We'll give it a go.
00:03:55.000 Do you know we can't even play our own theme tune on YouTube?
00:03:57.000 I think the WHO are bothered about this as well.
00:03:59.000 You cannot have that.
00:04:00.000 What if he's a soothsayer singing sweet melodies?
00:04:03.000 They say that music soothes the savage beast, but that hasn't gone through the FDA.
00:04:09.000 There's an alternative remedy!
00:04:11.000 What is it?
00:04:12.000 Some sort of holistic pop song?
00:04:14.000 Shave his beard, snatch his guitar, smack his freckly bum?
00:04:18.000 That can't be right.
00:04:20.000 Not in a free world.
00:04:21.000 Let's see what he's saying.
00:04:22.000 People like you wish I could just wake up and it not be true, but it is.
00:04:30.000 Oh it is, living in the new world With an old soul
00:04:38.000 There's rich men north of Richmond Lord knows they all just wanna have total control
00:04:46.000 Wanna know what My moonshine and cook me a rattlesnake
00:04:50.000 I like this guy!
00:04:51.000 If this is the future of pop, I'm in baby!
00:04:55.000 You thought you didn't understand pop anymore, but look.
00:04:57.000 I do understand it.
00:04:58.000 Merging your political interests and your musical tastes.
00:05:01.000 I stopped paying attention to Pop when them lads put their trousers on back to front and asked me to jump up and down.
00:05:06.000 That's where I drew the line.
00:05:08.000 I think they were called Criss Cross or Cross Criss or something of that nature.
00:05:12.000 Lil' Bow Wow, I loved him.
00:05:13.000 Great guy.
00:05:14.000 I know, I'm so sweet.
00:05:15.000 What I want is an auburn haired pirate man.
00:05:18.000 Why do you get into Bow Wow so much?
00:05:20.000 I love Lil' Bow Wow, he's a good lad.
00:05:22.000 Little Bow Wow, he's a good kid.
00:05:23.000 But this guy, it's interesting, isn't it?
00:05:25.000 How everything's become sort of radicalised and politicised.
00:05:27.000 That just sounds like ordinary country music with the kind of anti-establishment sort of sentiment that would be typical to the genre.
00:05:34.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:05:34.000 He's talking about the rich inhabitants of Washington DC and how they call all the shots and leave the poor person, kind of, or the everyman behind.
00:05:42.000 And you could argue he's pretty right about that.
00:05:44.000 Woody Guthrie, who you might see as the kind of ground zero of this Yeah.
00:05:50.000 of music. He was by his nature anti-establishment, singing about hobos,
00:05:55.000 challenging the bankers, saying that sometimes criminals and gangsters were
00:05:59.000 folkloric heroes because they were by their nature anti-establishment figures.
00:06:03.000 He was a darling of the left, like a British folk singer like Billy Bragg would
00:06:07.000 call him a darling. Bob Dylan, who's hardly right-wing, would cite him as a
00:06:11.000 kind of mentor and as the sort of the impreture of that musical genre.
00:06:18.000 But now, when someone sort of sings a bit like that, the assumption is that he's
00:06:21.000 popped off his Ku Klux Klan hat and started singing straight away. Like
00:06:25.000 Sound of Freedom, when you actually watch that film, it's not like it's sort of
00:06:29.000 going, and by the way, we should all be white fellas. It's sort of just like a
00:06:33.000 normal film, innit? It's odd how things are being repackaged as somehow
00:06:39.000 verboten or forbidden, just simply by virtue of the fact they are outside of
00:06:44.000 an economic model or outside of a sort of rather extraordinary, peculiar and
00:06:48.000 groundless sort of cultish new cultural movement.
00:06:52.000 I think he's described his politics as being like cento anyway I think he said neither left nor right and I think it's like it's been embraced by people saying people on the right but I think you could also just call them fans or people with certain musical tastes to kind of call it a viral right-wing anthem now when all he's doing is basically saying there's too much control for rich people in Washington feels like a step too far.
00:07:14.000 The most left-wing message that there could be, or at least the most anti-authoritarian message, as we discussed with Glenn Greenwald recently, and you should watch his show on Rumble, he's absolutely fantastic, the terms left and right have become redundant.
00:07:28.000 If a folk singer saying that you can't trust Washington DC fat cat politicians who are
00:07:34.000 in bed with Wall Street and care more about corporate interests than they care about you
00:07:39.000 and your family, if that's regarded as right wing now, then I would imagine that it means
00:07:45.000 that all the metrics and criteria have shifted to a bewildering degree.
00:07:48.000 I think this sense that there is no static set of criteria that we can rely on is part
00:07:54.000 of the breaking down of our culture.
00:07:55.000 I also think we know from the news at the moment the situation with the $25 billion
00:08:01.000 extra that's now been appropriated for Ukraine again, over $100 billion spent in terms of
00:08:08.000 sending weapons to Ukraine, with the $12 billion that's been spent on the Hawaii situation.
00:08:14.000 And you can kind of see a situation there whereby you could very easily argue that the priority is not going to American citizens.
00:08:23.000 And so someone who's saying the fat cats in Washington are prioritizing people elsewhere or themselves over their own citizens, again it's kind of justified.
00:08:31.000 What's wrong with that message?
00:08:32.000 Let us know in the comments.
00:08:32.000 If you're one of our Awakening Wonders over on YouTube, perhaps join us in the other place.
00:08:37.000 Consider coming to the sweet home of freedom.
00:08:40.000 If you're a taxpayer, how do you feel that you're coughing up $900 a year to support this ongoing and potentially unwinnable war between Ukraine and Russia, while a stipend of just, I said stipend, of just $700 Has been given to those who have been burned and ravaged in the wake of the Hawaiian fires that we'll be talking about in more detail later.
00:09:01.000 $700 for US citizens, $900 sent abroad.
00:09:05.000 Is that the American model now?
00:09:08.000 Is it America's job to police the world and to neglect its own?
00:09:11.000 Is that the politics you want?
00:09:12.000 Is it the job of America to prescribe your culture, curtail your culture, tell you which aspects of your culture you can pay attention to?
00:09:21.000 Is there another pandemic just around the corner?
00:09:23.000 Over here in our crazy little country, the glorious islands of Britannia, we are being told that catastrophic pandemics are on their way.
00:09:32.000 And it's actually, I don't know why we're even being told this.
00:09:34.000 What evidence is it based on?
00:09:36.000 Why are we being amped up into a constant state of fears?
00:09:39.000 Shall we have a look?
00:09:40.000 Yeah, so this is a new Cabinet Office document, which sounds boring already, but this is in a so-called reasonable worst-case scenario, which seems like a mad justification for creating this document.
00:09:51.000 It's a worst-case scenario, but I'm being perfectly reasonable.
00:09:54.000 You know that fella downstairs you've come to love?
00:09:57.000 He drops off.
00:09:58.000 He lies on the floor like a dead shrew.
00:10:00.000 A catch drags him off to a corner.
00:10:03.000 You're sick.
00:10:04.000 You're sick all over it, you try to pick your own John Thomas up off the floor and reattach it using nothing more than earwax.
00:10:11.000 That's a reasonable worst-case scenario.
00:10:14.000 I saw Sam Harris, who's coming on the show in a couple of weeks actually, proselytising about a potential scenario.
00:10:19.000 He goes, what if we had a pandemic where it killed 50% of people and the vaccine was proven to be effective and people still didn't take it?
00:10:27.000 RFK should be put in prison!
00:10:28.000 People are using weird hypothetical situations to conjecture the authority ought be listened to more and more. And these
00:10:36.000 kind of stories, these are hysterical. Like why is the Telegraph even reporting on
00:10:40.000 this? Why is there a new cabinet office convening to say we're going to require more powers
00:10:45.000 to lock you down, get ready baby, the next one's going to be worse.
00:10:47.000 Well I think, given their views, I think in relation to the Telegraph, they've printed
00:10:52.000 a- I think they're saying kind of, this is the kind of stuff that's... Because in terms of like... Can I have a toast?
00:11:01.000 Of course, please.
00:11:01.000 To the mainstream.
00:11:02.000 Ah, yes.
00:11:03.000 Mainstream, you're doing your job.
00:11:04.000 We're toasting, the gallery's toasting, even the little lad outside.
00:11:08.000 There they are, see them toasting while they work.
00:11:10.000 Even the lad outside who's turned up here seeking a message of hope, a message of hope that he will receive, because hope is what we're offering you.
00:11:17.000 While you may see the signs of Armageddon all about you, while you may see the walls of dystopia being built even in your own communities, let us tell you that hope and freedom are just around the corner.
00:11:29.000 To the mainstream, baby!
00:11:31.000 You sweet sons of guns, yeah?
00:11:33.000 Well, also to the businesses and governments for working in collaboration because apparently... Businesses and the government!
00:11:39.000 The government is... The document is seen inside the cabinet office as hopefully being a wake-up call to businesses and organisations to build up mitigation measures to key risks.
00:11:48.000 Skol!
00:11:48.000 Government cannot... Salute!
00:11:50.000 Government cannot tackle these challenges alone due to our increasingly complex and interconnected world.
00:11:55.000 All of society needs to work together to strengthen our defences and build a more resilient nation.
00:12:00.000 We've got to build a more resilient nation.
00:12:02.000 Do you think what they mean by a more resilient nation?
00:12:04.000 Let me know in the chat in the comments if you agree with what I'm about to say.
00:12:06.000 Not yet, you don't know what it is yet or can you predict it?
00:12:08.000 That by more resilient nation what they mean is give us the right to control, have more authority, let us set up 15-minute cities, let us set up CBDCs where we can control your currencies.
00:12:18.000 You know they're already piloting that in Australia.
00:12:21.000 We made an exquisite video about that earlier which is going to knock your socks off when you eventually see it.
00:12:27.000 It stands mighty like a sasquatch, that video!
00:12:31.000 Certainly does, yeah.
00:12:31.000 Doesn't it, Gal?
00:12:32.000 It's going to be brilliant, it's going to change the world, I think.
00:12:34.000 You're right, so when they talk about a fortified and stronger society, what they ultimately mean is they're going to take it more forward.
00:12:38.000 Listen, we've got to come off YouTube.
00:12:40.000 The WHO might think that these words of ours that we speak might be like wine unto thine ear.
00:12:46.000 They might be a remedy down in your sweet belly.
00:12:49.000 They might heal you of the idea that you're living in a dystopia.
00:12:53.000 They might awaken you to the power that you possess, and therefore it might get banned by the WHO.
00:12:58.000 Where's our funding from Billy Boy Gates and his space laser?
00:13:01.000 Where is it? I've not seen penny one from that poindexter, from that nerd, from that little nerd sitting up learning
00:13:09.000 computers.
00:13:10.000 He's got a lot of people to fund within, who then in turn fund the WHO.
00:13:14.000 Gotta fund a lot of pharma companies.
00:13:16.000 Yeah, Garvey's gotta fund them.
00:13:18.000 Gotta fund Garvey's, that medical company.
00:13:20.000 Yeah, vaccines.
00:13:21.000 Gotta buy up agricultural land.
00:13:23.000 Gotta help farmers in the continent of Africa learn how to farm better.
00:13:27.000 Gotta buy up seeds and patent seeds.
00:13:30.000 Then once that's all done, how about a few quid for us here at the Stay Free Foundation that believe in awakening you, liberating you, empowering you to run your own life as a spiritual person and to run your own community as an awakened soul.
00:13:43.000 Okay, we're going to leave you now on YouTube.
00:13:44.000 I tell you why, because Because we are gonna be talking about a saucy little story.
00:13:48.000 Are we gonna be talking about the Hawaiian land grab?
00:13:50.000 Are we gonna be talking about the medical misinformation policy on YouTube?
00:13:53.000 They're not gonna let that fly.
00:13:54.000 Yeah.
00:13:55.000 Everything we say now could be misinterpreted or disinterpreted or malinterpreted as misinformation.
00:14:02.000 That is why we've got to leave.
00:14:03.000 Now remember we are gathering a small army of pilgrims and awakened souls.
00:14:07.000 Remember we hold yearly events now and they're Oh, that's why the lad's here, is he?
00:14:11.000 Oh, okay.
00:14:11.000 Oh, not literally.
00:14:12.000 Oh, I hope not.
00:14:12.000 Hang on.
00:14:12.000 you know that we'll post a link in the description if you want to come to community next year it's going to be
00:14:16.000 Amazing even better. I guarantee you it's gonna be even better. That's why people are coming here
00:14:20.000 That's why people are the lads here is a little lad. He's coming. I can get tickets online
00:14:24.000 He's a suck the sweet nipple of freedom, oh not literally well why not
00:14:31.000 Drink the gray milk the ambrosia Is that why you were late? I wondered what was going on.
00:14:39.000 I've been applying a balm!
00:14:41.000 He nibbled on it like a squirrel!
00:14:43.000 He nearly took the top off!
00:14:45.000 Right, see you later, YouTube, unless that was medical misinformation.
00:14:48.000 I think it might have been.
00:14:48.000 You squares!
00:14:51.000 We're going over at Rumble, baby!
00:14:53.000 Okay, so, hey, if you're watching us on Rumble, do subscribe.
00:14:56.000 It really helps us.
00:14:57.000 Do you know what?
00:14:58.000 Rumble don't have an algorithm.
00:14:59.000 Because of their principles.
00:14:59.000 Do you know why?
00:15:00.000 They think an algorithm's misleading.
00:15:02.000 They don't like it.
00:15:03.000 So good for you guys!
00:15:03.000 Good for them.
00:15:05.000 So you have to subscribe and you have to rumble us.
00:15:08.000 Old school.
00:15:10.000 Gangnam style!
00:15:11.000 Rumble us!
00:15:12.000 Rumble us hard!
00:15:13.000 Rumble!
00:15:14.000 That's the last you'll see of these sons of bitches, I tell you that!
00:15:17.000 Unless you want to come here live like Little Ed and suck on the teat of freedom.
00:15:21.000 Now YouTube's changed its policy, but our policy remains consistent.
00:15:24.000 It's freedom, fun, nipples, freedom fun, and pointless male titty boobs.
00:15:30.000 Go on then, let's have a look at them.
00:15:31.000 What have they done?
00:15:32.000 What is their medical misinformation policy?
00:15:33.000 Let's have a look at this.
00:15:34.000 This is from Schellenberger, Michael Schellenberger, who I've stood on a stage with and seen him practicing to be a politician.
00:15:41.000 Yeah, he was very good at it, wasn't he?
00:15:43.000 He was sort of practicing.
00:15:44.000 Yeah, hand movements and things.
00:15:47.000 Thumb on top.
00:15:48.000 Top thumb.
00:15:48.000 Top thumb.
00:15:49.000 I'm gonna be a politician, mum.
00:15:51.000 Did you see Vivek Ramaswamy doing his rapping?
00:15:51.000 Top thumb.
00:15:53.000 Certainly did.
00:15:55.000 What do you think about that?
00:15:56.000 I don't know.
00:15:56.000 Like, was it good really when now Tony Blair did the guitar or when Bill Clinton did the saxophone?
00:16:01.000 I think in retrospect it always looks a bit naff, doesn't it?
00:16:03.000 Not good, guys.
00:16:04.000 Don't do it.
00:16:05.000 Uh, so here's Michael Schellenberger.
00:16:06.000 YouTube's new policy is that it will censor you if you disagree with the World Health Organization.
00:16:10.000 What about you?
00:16:11.000 Do you disagree with the World Health Organization?
00:16:13.000 YouTube recognizes that the WHO's guidance might change, but if it does, it won't be because of debate on YouTube.
00:16:19.000 Yeah, YouTube isn't a social media platform, it's a propaganda platform.
00:16:23.000 Can that be true, guys?
00:16:24.000 Let me know in the comments, let me know in the chat.
00:16:24.000 What do you think?
00:16:26.000 If you're not a member of our locals community yet, become a member of our locals community!
00:16:30.000 Become a pilgrim!
00:16:32.000 Wander here!
00:16:33.000 Come in your droves!
00:16:34.000 Come on to thee, oh sufferer!
00:16:36.000 Have you got enough milk in there?
00:16:40.000 I can feed the 5,000 with these babies!
00:16:41.000 Oh no!
00:16:42.000 They may not look bad much, but there's plenty to go around.
00:16:46.000 So I've got another six running down me flanks.
00:16:48.000 I forgot about those.
00:16:49.000 I've got nipples down.
00:16:51.000 Like a sow!
00:16:54.000 Look, so look at the old COVID-19 medical misinformation policy.
00:16:57.000 YouTube doesn't allow content about COVID-19 that poses a serious risk of egregious harm.
00:17:02.000 Okay, don't look into those myocarditis stats then.
00:17:05.000 Otherwise, Rachel Maddow's in for a short, sharp shock.
00:17:08.000 She's up for a smack up cider, Ed.
00:17:11.000 Not that I would endorse that.
00:17:12.000 I like Rachel Maddow.
00:17:13.000 No, you don't.
00:17:13.000 Every time I mention anything like that, they go, why?
00:17:15.000 Why do you like Rachel Maddow?
00:17:16.000 It's personal.
00:17:17.000 People are alright.
00:17:17.000 I like people.
00:17:18.000 YouTube doesn't allow content that spreads medical misinformation that contradicts the World Health Organization, which is just a thing that's made up.
00:17:25.000 You realize that sometime.
00:17:26.000 Like, you think, oh, the World Health Organization.
00:17:28.000 Oh, JP Morgan.
00:17:29.000 Things that have got initials, acronyms.
00:17:31.000 Oh, we've been here ages.
00:17:33.000 They're just, like, gaggles of people with bureaucratic platforms.
00:17:36.000 One of the things I'm seeing now is a march to verify certain media platforms as being superior to others.
00:17:43.000 You know, like, it's elitist by its nature.
00:17:46.000 It's classist.
00:17:47.000 Well, because they've recognised that people now can access media however they want, you beautiful souls, come unto us, you sweet-suffering sweethearts, thee.
00:17:55.000 What they've tried to do is sort of stratify media.
00:17:58.000 Like, this is proper New York Times stuff.
00:18:00.000 As if the New York Times didn't agitate for and advocate for illegal wars based on spurious misinformation.
00:18:07.000 As if the New York Times didn't support the measures taken during the pandemic that are proved to be erroneous.
00:18:12.000 As if the New York Times won't allow reasonable debate about the ongoing conflict.
00:18:17.000 You know, and I'd like to see the New York Times bare their chests and offer sweet sucker to Little Ed.
00:18:23.000 They won't do it Gary.
00:18:24.000 That's one of their policies.
00:18:26.000 They're actually quite strict on that.
00:18:27.000 Some people say it's a good thing.
00:18:28.000 This is their new policy.
00:18:29.000 Yeah, they've essentially shifted from, you know, the guidelines that we know all too well over the last few years.
00:18:35.000 Which you can say that we know and love.
00:18:37.000 That we have tiptoed around for the last two or three years around COVID-19 and that's now just applied to WHO across the board.
00:18:44.000 So that's anything, WHO, anything now.
00:18:46.000 Give us an example.
00:18:47.000 Aspirin?
00:18:48.000 What I'm saying is, if the WHO have a policy on that, that you're not allowed to say aspirin, for example, could be used for these things, then you will, you know, you'll either be removed or demonetized on YouTube.
00:19:01.000 What is this march towards centralised, globalist authoritarianism?
00:19:05.000 For safety, isn't it?
00:19:06.000 Like, when they were talking about this, they were saying, look, we just can't have people saying that these medicines or medical practices are not healthy or helpful.
00:19:14.000 But how will they ever be advanced?
00:19:16.000 I mean, do you know what they should do?
00:19:17.000 Is they should look at what would have happened to the pursuit of new and emergent science if these rules had been applied to intrepid scientific research decades and perhaps even up to centuries ago.
00:19:31.000 That is exactly the point Mark Schellenberger made also.
00:19:33.000 Like the amount of...
00:19:35.000 Exactly that, Russell. Yeah.
00:19:36.000 You're on the same track as Schellenberger now.
00:19:38.000 Maybe...
00:19:39.000 Oh!
00:19:40.000 Two politicians!
00:19:41.000 Two politicians!
00:19:42.000 Hang on!
00:19:42.000 I don't know, Gareth, for other...
00:19:43.000 Only if the people demand it, Gareth.
00:19:45.000 It couldn't be for my own vanity and ego, Gareth.
00:19:47.000 It'd have to be... The people would simply have to demand it.
00:19:50.000 If the people demand... If the pilgrims keep a-comin', if the people demand it, I will sacrifice myself unto them, if that's what's required.
00:19:57.000 Not in a religious way, in a, you know, just devote-yourself-to-stuff way.
00:20:00.000 You know me.
00:20:01.000 I've got no... I've never been a grandiose man, have I?
00:20:04.000 It's not something I've ever fallen into.
00:20:05.000 That could never be labelled that easy.
00:20:06.000 Listen, Gal, I've got to talk about these deadly wildfires in Hawaii.
00:20:09.000 Some are saying that the conspiracy theories that surround them are disgusting.
00:20:13.000 And I don't know, is it disgusting to ponder a conspiracy theory?
00:20:16.000 Does that necessarily mean you don't revere and respect the dead?
00:20:19.000 Is it not possible to simultaneously Respect and care for the lives lost and to acknowledge the depth and breadth of this obvious and evident tragedy and still ask questions about how it might benefit existing powerful interests?
00:20:32.000 And even if a theory isn't true, should you be allowed to ask those questions?
00:20:35.000 And who has the authority to stop you?
00:20:38.000 Well, on YouTube it's the WHO if it's medical matters and elsewhere in the mainstream media it's seemingly an elite class of intellectuals that are able to determine which areas of ponderance and pontification ...are allowed, and which should be censored and fenced off.
00:20:54.000 Is there any basis, though, we're asking you, and ourselves, which is weird, during this inquiry, and whether or not these conspiracy theories are true, is there definitely an elite land grab occurring, independently of this disaster?
00:21:08.000 Here's the news.
00:21:10.000 Shit on your dog's bed.
00:21:12.000 Here's the effing news.
00:21:17.000 Here's the fucking news!
00:21:19.000 The tragic and deadly Hawaiian wildfires are claiming lives and fueling conspiracy theories around land grabs and even a Bill Gates laser starting it.
00:21:30.000 But as with many conspiracy theories, is there some basis in truth or is it, as it is apparently seeming to be, already potentially Joe Biden's Katrina?
00:21:39.000 A mishandled catastrophe where the government is shown to be out of touch with the people.
00:21:46.000 We are in the midst of a great tragedy and whenever there are events of this nature it's prudent to acknowledge the suffering of those most immediately affected and wise to recognize that mainstream media and state interests continually use legitimate tragedies in an opportunistic way.
00:22:01.000 Is there some way that we can benefit from these events?
00:22:04.000 You don't need to go so far as to say hang on a minute was this deliberately caused?
00:22:08.000 Although it There's always worth analysing and scrutinising all possibilities.
00:22:12.000 One thing I've learned in the last few years is things that start off as wacky conspiracies often end up being conspiracy facts.
00:22:19.000 But even in the event where there are rather more exaggerated conspiracies out there, you can often find when you look closely that there's a grain of truth in them, or even more than a grain, a kind of legitimate concern that powerful interests benefit from
00:22:32.000 what to most people are tragedies.
00:22:34.000 You can see that across the globe. Financial catastrophes that ruin most people's lives
00:22:38.000 are beneficial to financial elites. Wars that ruin the lives of Ukrainian and Russian people
00:22:42.000 are beneficial to the weapons manufacturing industry. So how is this fire being used?
00:22:47.000 What's the truth about it? And why are there so many conspiracy theories? Let's first of
00:22:51.000 all have a broad look at how the mainstream media are reporting this story.
00:22:54.000 This morning as new videos show the inferno that engulfed Lahaina and how residents spent
00:23:00.000 hours in the ocean to survive, anger is growing.
00:23:03.000 How did the nation's deadliest wildfire happen with no warning?
00:23:08.000 The search for the missing and dead is just getting started.
00:23:11.000 Canine cadaver dogs arriving over the weekend.
00:23:14.000 Some extraordinary language already.
00:23:16.000 Canine cadaver dogs.
00:23:18.000 And also some identifiable images now that we're all becoming quite accustomed to.
00:23:23.000 Apocalyptic images of burning forests and burning towns.
00:23:27.000 We're interested in how the media report this and how the state exploits it and whether or not there's any truth in some of the more seemingly outlandish claims that there's a land grab at play and that this is somehow beneficial to elite interests and indeed could these fires have been deliberately caused.
00:23:45.000 I find when investigating peripheral issues or peripheral ideas. It's very important to ensure
00:23:51.000 you don't say anything that you can't demonstrate to be true. But you also don't neglect to point
00:23:56.000 out that powerful interests are being served because that is so often the case. During the last
00:24:01.000 three years when most people suffered enormously, some incredibly powerful interests benefited.
00:24:06.000 Obviously and notably, big tech, big government, big pharma all benefited.
00:24:10.000 That's plain.
00:24:10.000 The numbers are there.
00:24:11.000 So when it comes to a tragic, immediate, and awful event like this, which is plainly devastating, nasty, despicable, let's have a look at how the event could be exploited subsequently, as well as if there's anything unusual about its origin.
00:24:23.000 More than 2,700 structures have been destroyed, most of them homes.
00:24:28.000 Residents desperate to get back.
00:24:30.000 We're mad.
00:24:31.000 We're mad.
00:24:32.000 You know, we didn't just lose our homes.
00:24:34.000 We lost our town.
00:24:35.000 The cause of the blaze is still under investigation.
00:24:39.000 Videos shot from the water show both how bad the fire was but also how strong the wind was blowing.
00:24:45.000 Obviously there are official investigations into the origins of this fire and as with any news event these days there are ideas, theories, notions and I think always speak to deep skepticism about mainstream narratives, deep cynicism about the relationship between those that govern and those of us that are governed.
00:25:04.000 One thing for sure is that these disasters are often demonstrate how out of touch government are with the people that they govern.
00:25:11.000 Whether it was the East Palestine rail disaster where the Biden administration who claimed to care a great deal about the environment responded badly or famously Hurricane Katrina where George W Bush messed up and it took Kanye West to point out that often people in power don't care about the interests of ordinary people or specifically in that case he said black people.
00:25:29.000 George Bush doesn't care about black people.
00:25:32.000 But we can equate that to those without power who are affected by the behavior of powerful institutions and interests.
00:25:38.000 Does Joe Biden's dismissal or inability to immediately comment suggest a similar lack
00:25:43.000 of compassion, empathy and understanding for those affected by this tragedy?
00:25:47.000 Mr. President, any comments on your right to be democrat or Maori?
00:25:48.000 Will you come talk about the Hawaii response, Mr. President?
00:25:48.000 Any comments on your right to be democrat or Maori?
00:25:55.000 Yeah, it's probably not best to sort of smile and say no comment.
00:25:59.000 If your tenure as president has been dogged by claims of senility, ineptitude, corruption and being out of touch, probably best not to just grin and say no, no comment when confronted with a disaster of this magnitude.
00:26:13.000 So let's look at this in more detail.
00:26:15.000 Claims about the deadly wildfires in Hawaii, including that shadowy forces orchestrated the disaster with a laser beam, have gained traction online.
00:26:23.000 Now, some people will say, oh, that's dangerous misinformation.
00:26:25.000 That should be shut down.
00:26:26.000 I think the opposite.
00:26:27.000 Discuss it.
00:26:28.000 Investigate it.
00:26:28.000 Look at it.
00:26:29.000 Either it's true or it's not true.
00:26:30.000 We can decide for ourselves.
00:26:31.000 Let's get excited.
00:26:32.000 The posts come from a variety of sources and accounts, but generally imply that elites or government agencies deliberately started the fires.
00:26:39.000 Videos and images claiming that wildfires were not a natural disaster and were instead caused by a directed energy weapon, a laser beam or explosion, have been viewed millions of times.
00:26:48.000 But the video was originally a viral clip shared on TikTok in May, showing a transformer explosion in Chile.
00:26:54.000 So that particular video was not legitimate or authentic, it says here.
00:26:57.000 An image of a church on fire in Hawaii has been viewed 9 million times, with people claiming it shows a laser beam rising from the church into the sky.
00:27:04.000 However, the image has been digitally altered.
00:27:07.000 No laser beam or ray of light can be seen in the original Associated Press photo.
00:27:11.000 So it seems that some investigations have been done that disprove these original claims.
00:27:15.000 But why is there this sense of exploitation, total mistrust?
00:27:19.000 Why does the idea culturally exist?
00:27:21.000 The elites aren't being honest with us.
00:27:22.000 that the establishment is exploiting us. Is there evidence for that elsewhere? And even
00:27:27.000 in the case of Hawaii, its fires and its land, is there any evidence that elites might be
00:27:31.000 trying to manipulate, campaign and socially reorganise the economic conditions of Hawaii?
00:27:36.000 Stay tuned to the end of the video.
00:27:38.000 Alongside the directed energy weapon rumours, speculation spread in viral posts that some
00:27:42.000 of the island's rich inhabitants and second home owners deliberately started the wildfires
00:27:46.000 to grab valuable land in Lahaina.
00:27:49.000 One viral video includes claims by a podcaster that native landowners in Maui have refused to sell land to investment management companies and rich locals.
00:27:57.000 Well, that would be pretty easy to prove, I guess.
00:27:59.000 The cause or causes of the fires on Maui are still unknown, but no real evidence has emerged to suggest they were deliberately started as part of a land grab.
00:28:07.000 So there's no evidence of those claims at the moment.
00:28:10.000 Let me know in the comments where you stand on that.
00:28:12.000 But let's not forget that even with a historic Conspiracy theory like the assassination of JFK.
00:28:17.000 The information after all of these years is still heavily redacted and controlled.
00:28:21.000 Let us remember that during the start of the pandemic assurances were offered to pharmaceutical companies that they would be immune from future prosecutions and some of that legislation already looks a little dubious doesn't it?
00:28:32.000 And once more we're not allowed full access to the information.
00:28:34.000 This lack of transparency leads to suspicion.
00:28:38.000 As always I bet the mainstream media will say we have to do something about this misinformation and disinformation.
00:28:43.000 These These conspiracy theories are hurtful to the real victims of this fire, but what they perhaps won't address is what the economic conditions in Hawaii are actually like and whether or not there is a degree of exploitation of the indigenous people.
00:28:56.000 Let's just cast our minds back and work out why is Hawaii part of America.
00:29:00.000 Give that a little bit of reflection and that might help you to see where we're going with this.
00:29:03.000 So even outside of these fires, are there economic and land-related issues that are a little dodgy and dubious?
00:29:10.000 Will any of these homes that are rebuilt be targeted at rich landowners?
00:29:14.000 And what has the government support of this issue been like?
00:29:18.000 Elizabeth Pickett, co-executive director of the non-profit Hawaii Wildfire Management Organization and co-author of Maui Wildfire Plan, developed in 2014, told the Wall Street Journal that measures like ramping up emergency response capacity have been stymied by a lack of funding, logistical hurdles in rugged terrain and competing priorities.
00:29:38.000 A bit like East Palestine, when you investigate that disaster it seems that the opportunities to update The hardware were neglected.
00:29:45.000 People aren't being paid.
00:29:46.000 The equipment ain't working properly.
00:29:48.000 Oh no, there's been a disaster.
00:29:49.000 And then when the disaster happens, what's the response?
00:29:52.000 It seems at odds as well with the concern and care that's expressed towards the environment, but usually in areas where it's possible to regulate and control the activities of ordinary people, rather than persecute, prosecute and control the actions of elite organizations and businesses.
00:30:05.000 Interesting.
00:30:06.000 What are these other priorities?
00:30:07.000 While the US government, backed by the corporate media, continuously claims there is no money to build infrastructure and take measures that prevent such disasters from happening in the first place, there's an endless supply of funds for war and financial bailouts of the banks and corporations.
00:30:20.000 Again, it's a point that's been raised before.
00:30:22.000 Where do you want your tax dollars going?
00:30:24.000 To support the infrastructure of states that are within the American experiment, like Hawaii?
00:30:29.000 Or do you want your money being sent to Ukraine to perpetuate war that doesn't seem to be going very well at all?
00:30:35.000 The US government through both Democratic and Republican administrations over the past three decades has spent trillions of dollars on imperialist wars that have killed and displaced millions of people, and at the same time funneled similar amounts into the financial system to ensure that money-making for billionaires on Wall Street continued without disruption.
00:30:50.000 Oh, I wonder why there's so much mistrust, so much room for conspiracy, pontification on the actions of these elites, when this kind of policy is ordinary, accepted to us.
00:30:58.000 When so much of what ought be crime and corruption remains legal because of the way these systems are organized, there's no wonder that people entertain outlandish conspiracy theories.
00:31:07.000 And yet the response of the political establishment has been an astounding degree of disinterest and the shirking of any responsibility for the disaster.
00:31:14.000 Aside from a three paragraph White House statement on Thursday, President Biden has said nothing about the staggering loss of life in Hawaii.
00:31:21.000 We had a similar disaster in our country, the UK, when the Grenfell Tower burned down and many lives were lost.
00:31:27.000 It's been a bureaucratic disaster and nightmare trying to investigate the causes of that fire.
00:31:32.000 It seems that there's some culpability in the safety regulation, but no one's going to get convinced.
00:31:36.000 No one's going to get charged and no one's going to get compensated for the loss of life.
00:31:40.000 One might think that if you have big, well-funded governments, these are the kind of disasters they should be dealing with, protecting their own populations.
00:31:47.000 Ideally, ensuring that disasters of this nature don't take place at all, but when they do take place, that people are taken care of, rather than curiously having this inordinate amount of care for people over there in Ukraine.
00:31:58.000 Odd that their care gets to be brokered by Raytheon and Lockheed Martin, and this kind of care doesn't seem to have the opportunity to skim profit off the top.
00:32:06.000 The people of Maui are shocked and outraged that there were no warnings to residents as the wind-whipped flames were approaching and then engulfing Lahaina.
00:32:13.000 Multiple survivors have told television reporters that there were no officials on the scene to help people escape the flames, no means of communicating with missing loved ones or contacting hospitals or emergency agencies.
00:32:23.000 Even days after the worst of the fires had ended, thousands of people left homeless without food were left to fend for themselves.
00:32:29.000 Reports have come in that the provision of urgently needed food and money for working class residents is being organised and run entirely at the community level by volunteers.
00:32:38.000 No infrastructure where it's needed.
00:32:40.000 I hope that the government will be similarly supportive of this disaster as they have been with disasters overseas.
00:32:47.000 Otherwise people might conclude that their only interest is in profitable disasters that afford opportunity to their elite backers and funders.
00:32:56.000 The level of dismay, anger and distrust of the government is palpable within the population.
00:33:01.000 The island of Maui is a microcosm of the social inequality that exists across America.
00:33:05.000 In recent decades, income disparity in Hawaii has accelerated.
00:33:09.000 Maui is also the location of Properties and residences owned by some of the world's wealthiest individuals.
00:33:15.000 Former CEO and founder of Amazon, Jeff Bezos, owns a $78 million, 14-acre estate surrounded by thousands of acres of dormant lava fields on La Perouse Bay on Valley Isle in Maui.
00:33:25.000 Oprah Winfrey, with a personal wealth of $2.5 billion, owns 2,000 acres on the island.
00:33:30.000 These billionaires and others have been buying up land and homes in Hawaii for decades, typically as vacation spots, but also as a place to park their assets.
00:33:38.000 When there are non-domicile tax evading techniques deployed, when there is demonstrable opportunity for rich individuals, even if they're rich individuals that have made their money legitimately, like Oprah Winfrey, It creates a sense of disparity and tension.
00:33:55.000 And that sense of disparity and tension, I think, facilitates, expedites, inflates contemplation of ideas like, it's very convenient that these fires have happened.
00:34:04.000 Does anyone benefit from these fires?
00:34:05.000 One of the things that I would ask you to track over time is, in two years, when we've all forgotten about this disaster, when we're 10 disasters into the future, 30 current things along the cycle, I wonder who benefited most from the fires in Maui.
00:34:19.000 Put to one side any conspiracy theories you might be entertaining at the moment.
00:34:22.000 What we can say is this is a very familiar story.
00:34:25.000 A lack of infrastructure and support for ordinary working Americans has led to a disaster that it seems, may down the line, benefit rich elites.
00:34:33.000 That's a story I've heard before.
00:34:35.000 A chronic housing shortage and an influx of second home buyers and wealthy transplants have been displacing residents and the wildfire has multiplied concerns that any homes rebuilt there will be targeted at affluent outsiders seeking a tropical haven.
00:34:35.000 Have you?
00:34:48.000 What was here before?
00:34:49.000 I don't know, just an island?
00:34:50.000 What are all these charred bodies and corpses?
00:34:53.000 For growing palm trees.
00:34:53.000 Fertile land.
00:34:55.000 For you to put a hammock on.
00:34:57.000 Oh, that would turbocharge what is already one of Hawaii's gravest and biggest challenges.
00:35:02.000 The exodus and displacement of native Hawaiian and local born residents who can no longer afford to live in their homeland.
00:35:08.000 Gentrification at an almost national scale.
00:35:11.000 In a way the laser beam becomes irrelevant.
00:35:14.000 That's simply the literal ignition of the event.
00:35:17.000 All of the concerns that wrap around the conspiracy theory are true.
00:35:22.000 Oh no, are elites exploiting this situation?
00:35:24.000 Are we going to be further impecuniated?
00:35:26.000 Will the richest people in the world benefit from this situation?
00:35:29.000 The focus, I sometimes think, is deliberately put onto the conspiracy theory to discredit the demonstrable reality that ordinary people are getting screwed over and rich elites are benefiting.
00:35:38.000 Same with the coronavirus pandemic.
00:35:40.000 Oh, it didn't start here.
00:35:41.000 It started there.
00:35:42.000 Who cares?
00:35:43.000 Who's benefiting from this situation?
00:35:44.000 Residents with insurance or government aid may get funds to rebuild, but those payouts could take years and recipients may find it won't be enough to pay rent or buy an alternate property in the interim.
00:35:55.000 Good luck!
00:35:55.000 Oh, buh-bye!
00:35:56.000 Good luck in your tenements and project buildings!
00:35:58.000 Hey!
00:35:59.000 There's some land suddenly available!
00:36:01.000 Zuckerberg!
00:36:02.000 Bill!
00:36:03.000 Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg doesn't work the land on his Hawaii ranch, but he and other wealthy landowners still benefit from huge agricultural tax breaks.
00:36:11.000 The scheme allows the super-rich to hoard wealth at the expense of the general public.
00:36:14.000 If you don't pay tax, it's a big problem.
00:36:16.000 Do you want to fund all these wars that you're paying for?
00:36:19.000 $900 each you're paying for the Ukraine war over there, per annum.
00:36:22.000 Do you want to do that?
00:36:23.000 Well, see what happens if you stop doing it.
00:36:25.000 You'll be getting a tap-tapity-tap-tap-tap on your front door.
00:36:28.000 Believe you me.
00:36:29.000 So, do we live in a society where there are different rules for wealthy elite?
00:36:33.000 Do wealthy elites benefit from situations that are disasters for ordinary people?
00:36:37.000 Let me know in the comments.
00:36:38.000 Thousands of acres of farms and pastures once held by scions of plantation era aristocracy are being gobbled up by new money billionaires and global investment firms.
00:36:47.000 These lands make for appealing additions to an investment portfolio not only for their prime location and skyrocketing value, but because they are eligible for huge agricultural tax break programs that save landowners millions on their property tax bills.
00:37:00.000 The laser is irrelevant.
00:37:02.000 It's like a poetic imagining of the corruption that's taking place.
00:37:06.000 Feels like there is a conspiracy.
00:37:08.000 The sense is that things seem to always go well for the most powerful interests.
00:37:13.000 So it doesn't matter if there's a literal event like the sparking of an actual fire or the invention of a virus.
00:37:20.000 Who knows?
00:37:21.000 Let's wait for proof.
00:37:22.000 Let's wait for proof.
00:37:23.000 One thing that's demonstrably true is these disasters appear to advantage the already advantaged elites that benefit from these systems being set up in the way that they already are.
00:37:33.000 And of course, that's the point of these systems, to ensure that power structures are maintained, that they can't be broken down, that people don't have a voice, that they're not able to discuss alternative views, or propagate alternative opinions, or organize political parties to oppose the existing structures.
00:37:47.000 That's how it operates.
00:37:48.000 Recipients of these breaks include meta-billionaire and world's 13th or so richest man, Mark Zuckerberg and his wife, Priscilla Chan, who save upwards of $300,000 in property taxes each year on their 1,400-acre North Shore ranch.
00:38:01.000 ProPublica's 2021 reporting laid out how through an array of borrowing schemes, deductions, and write-offs, the uber-wealthy managed to pay unconscionably low income tax rates, with the 25 richest Americans paying a true tax rate of only 3.4%.
00:38:15.000 But reporting on state and local property tax breaks and agricultural tax breaks specifically remains limited.
00:38:20.000 These huge discounts for agricultural land are yet another piece of tax policy that allows the super-rich to hoard more and more wealth at the public's expense.
00:38:29.000 Those lost revenues must be replaced by higher taxes on other, usually poorer people, or cuts to social services.
00:38:35.000 On an island facing a massive housing crisis, the median home price often tops a million dollars.
00:38:40.000 Affordable housing projects often find themselves wanting for that missing funding.
00:38:45.000 So those savings that are made by rich elites have to come from somewhere and how many affordable houses will be built after this disaster?
00:38:51.000 Bill Gates began buying up tracts of land in 2013 and is now the largest owner of farmland in the country with 270,000 acres.
00:39:00.000 Other billionaires like Bezos, Buffett and Ted Turner are in on the game as well, each controlling thousands of acres to the extent that young farmers looking to buy land are being priced out of the market.
00:39:09.000 Part of the rationale for preferential tax treatment of agricultural land is the hope that tax savings will trickle down to leasehold farmers in the form of lower rents.
00:39:17.000 Does this pan out?
00:39:18.000 There is no public oversight on those decisions.
00:39:20.000 So it's just an assumption.
00:39:22.000 It's like the way that often government by science is government by favour and government by buddy accords.
00:39:28.000 Just agreements between political allies.
00:39:31.000 What's been described there is like a modern-day equivalent of the feudal system.
00:39:34.000 The baron owns the land, the serfs till the lands, they'll get some benefits, or at least an occasional turnip.
00:39:39.000 One of the conspiracy theories is of course that these fires were started deliberately to benefit rich elite, like black BlackRock. Now look at the Ukraine war. Ukraine have
00:39:48.000 already done a deal with BlackRock to rebuild their nation using BlackRock investment. If you
00:39:54.000 apply that mentality to this situation, if BlackRock end up benefiting from the fires in Hawaii,
00:40:00.000 then the conspiracy theory is almost a redundant detail.
00:40:04.000 Did they start it?
00:40:05.000 Didn't they start it?
00:40:06.000 Is it inevitable that the suffering of ordinary people leads to the benefit of rich elites and massive organisations like BlackRock and billionaires across the globe?
00:40:14.000 And why is Bill Gates buying all this agricultural land when he's not a farmer and he's not using it in the way that these breaks were set up to be used?
00:40:22.000 Doesn't it all feel like a kind of macro-conspiracy that's so diffuse, institutional, It's so oddly abstracted and bureaucratically opaque that sometimes you just want to simplify it into, they started this fire, they started it with a laser from space.
00:40:37.000 And whether it's true or not, it not only feels true in terms of its results, it is kind of true.
00:40:44.000 There is a conspiracy to keep you poor and to benefit rich elites.
00:40:48.000 But it's just, it's everywhere.
00:40:50.000 It's almost like water to a fish.
00:40:52.000 It's not a conspiracy, it's just the environment you live in.
00:40:56.000 You live in corruption.
00:40:57.000 Every time there's a disaster or fire, you bet it's going to benefit elites.
00:41:01.000 You bet the poorest people are going to suffer more.
00:41:04.000 Every time there's a pandemic, you bet they're going to control you more and rich interests are going to benefit from it.
00:41:10.000 We might not find a smoking gun or a beaming laser, but you can be sure that Black Rock and the world's most powerful individuals will benefit down the line from this disaster.
00:41:20.000 The trouble is, by then, me and you, unless we're very, very careful, will be focusing on the conspiracy theory or the tragedy of 2024 or 2025.
00:41:29.000 So for now, let's focus on those that are truly suffering.
00:41:32.000 The people of Hawaii who have lost their lives and who have lost their homes.
00:41:35.000 But let's not get so caught up in grief that we forget how these disasters are exploited by the powerful that benefit from a system that seems to be advantaged every time there's a disaster.
00:41:46.000 But that's just what I think.
00:41:47.000 Let me know what you think in the chat.
00:41:48.000 See you in a second.
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00:43:08.000 2015 delicious Conflagration an incendiary mess that consumes the lives of
00:43:21.000 innocent people and possibly grants opportunity for profit to already
00:43:25.000 advantaged elites What a world we live in, where the WHO can impose censorship and regulation on intrepid endeavour and acute conversation that could lead to new breakthroughs.
00:43:40.000 What a terrible bureaucracy.
00:43:42.000 Football isn't like that though.
00:43:43.000 Football is nice.
00:43:45.000 Football is nice.
00:43:51.000 And welcome to Football is Nice, where we talk about matters regarding primarily the Premier League in the
00:43:59.000 United Kingdom, but also football as a global phenomena.
00:44:02.000 It's moral connotations, it's mythic connotations, and just stuff we've seen that we're well into.
00:44:08.000 Let's start off by congratulating the Lionesses who've beaten the Matildas in the World Cup.
00:44:15.000 It seems that England's football team in the women's world are Pretty bloody good, actually.
00:44:21.000 They consistently keep winning football matches, don't they?
00:44:23.000 And tournaments.
00:44:24.000 Is the manager a man or a woman?
00:44:26.000 Woman.
00:44:27.000 Nothing left for men to cling to.
00:44:29.000 Nothing.
00:44:29.000 We're doing that.
00:44:31.000 Women, womankind, have advanced.
00:44:33.000 Well, especially because she took over from Phil Neville.
00:44:35.000 Who was a man.
00:44:36.000 Much superior job.
00:44:37.000 And then Phil Neville, he went to the MLS to work for Inter Miami.
00:44:41.000 Then got sacked.
00:44:42.000 And you could tell he was going to get sacked because he was all agitated just before they sacked him.
00:44:46.000 So sincere congratulations to the Lionesses for beating the Matildas on their home turf.
00:44:50.000 Never good for the home nation to go out in a semi-final.
00:44:53.000 That's the worst time to go out.
00:44:54.000 That's what happened to us, their men's team in Euro 96.
00:44:57.000 And when it happens, it's like, oh, they're so close to the final.
00:45:01.000 Gaza.
00:45:02.000 Gazza!
00:45:03.000 What were you drinking?
00:45:04.000 I still see that in my dreams or nightmares.
00:45:07.000 Another 10 inches and he would have nudged it in and there we would have been.
00:45:12.000 But the England team now, circa 2023, have gotten to the final.
00:45:18.000 Congratulations where they will face Spain and hopefully triumph.
00:45:21.000 I certainly feel more confident about women's football than I do men's football.
00:45:26.000 And there's been a lot of movement, a lot of fluctuation, and actually I'm quite angry about several things.
00:45:32.000 Would you like to just hear some of the things I'm angry about in the football world this week?
00:45:36.000 Already angry.
00:45:36.000 Week one.
00:45:37.000 I'm angry that Harry Kane went to Bayern Munich.
00:45:41.000 I'm angry because it feels like... I feel angry for him.
00:45:41.000 Are you?
00:45:44.000 Okay.
00:45:45.000 Because, like, he's already gone there, he's already lost the game.
00:45:48.000 I read somewhere that he might spurs up Bayern Munich.
00:45:48.000 Yeah.
00:45:51.000 Like, Bayern Munich might be sort of ruined somehow by him.
00:45:54.000 Oh no, it's like a curse.
00:45:56.000 Like the Harry Kane curse.
00:45:57.000 I think Harry Kane is a sort of a gentleman and a sort of a model athlete in so many ways.
00:46:02.000 Like, he seems like a really decent, lovely man.
00:46:05.000 And I kind of wanted him to go somewhere.
00:46:07.000 I suppose what I'm thinking, do you know what it is?
00:46:08.000 This is probably as often is the case when I sort of scrutinize my perspective.
00:46:13.000 It's my own prejudices and biases.
00:46:17.000 Like, what it is is, I think Bayern Munich, in spite of their obvious success, you see the five stars above their badge representing five victories.
00:46:24.000 Probably, who's had more than that?
00:46:25.000 Liverpool and Real Madrid probably only.
00:46:29.000 What it is is, I don't think Bayern Munich's glamorous enough.
00:46:32.000 It's the glamour.
00:46:32.000 Right.
00:46:33.000 In Germany, they come to us.
00:46:35.000 I see.
00:46:36.000 They come to us, is how I see it.
00:46:38.000 No offence, Germany.
00:46:39.000 Bellinum went to them, though, didn't he?
00:46:40.000 But then he come back to us.
00:46:41.000 No, he went to Spain.
00:46:44.000 He went to them.
00:46:45.000 Yeah, that's actually, I'm annoyed about that as well.
00:46:46.000 I wanted him to go there, I've said that before.
00:46:48.000 Did you?
00:46:49.000 To Bayern?
00:46:49.000 Or Rail?
00:46:50.000 Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:46:51.000 I think because of the glamour, I think it is that, actually.
00:46:54.000 I've tried to come up with other reasons, but I think it probably is the glamour.
00:46:57.000 Do you know what it is?
00:46:57.000 It's because he's hot.
00:46:58.000 Like, why go Germany?
00:47:00.000 It's just England without the music.
00:47:01.000 Right.
00:47:02.000 And without the comedy.
00:47:03.000 Reductive attitude.
00:47:06.000 It's racist, really.
00:47:07.000 Xenophobic, at least.
00:47:08.000 Like, that's what I think, though.
00:47:09.000 Don't go somewhere else cold.
00:47:10.000 Go somewhere warm.
00:47:11.000 Go Italy!
00:47:13.000 Sports car, Vespa, sexy, pasta, yeah, Italy!
00:47:17.000 Yeah, but it will come down to wages, ultimately, won't it?
00:47:19.000 Go Spain!
00:47:22.000 Flamenco!
00:47:22.000 Ah!
00:47:23.000 Intensity!
00:47:24.000 Sort of coal-eyed flamenco dancers.
00:47:26.000 You're just going to do all your clichés at this point.
00:47:28.000 A woman screaming at you in a square.
00:47:31.000 Oh, she's attractive, is she?
00:47:32.000 She's lovely.
00:47:33.000 Of course she is.
00:47:34.000 Elia Alvarez Diaz.
00:47:35.000 That relationship broke down, sadly.
00:47:38.000 It was in El Escorial, Franco's resting place.
00:47:41.000 Franco, who, let's face it, was a bit of a dictator.
00:47:43.000 Right.
00:47:44.000 And he left as his final monument a big, very, very tall crucifix.
00:47:47.000 It was not, like, very, very long on the vertical, narrow on the horizontal.
00:47:52.000 Like, sort of a weird, like, you know, when a shoot comes through, like a seed, like a baby plant, like that.
00:47:57.000 But a crucifix version of that.
00:47:59.000 This is some amazing Harry Kane analysis, isn't it?
00:48:02.000 We won't get this anywhere else.
00:48:03.000 Let's get to the root of why he went!
00:48:05.000 It's because of Franco's cenotaph.
00:48:09.000 Oh, there's an odd Harry Kane song.
00:48:10.000 Let's have a listen to that, if you're listening to this as a podcast, which you can do, and it's bloody good as a podcast, by the way.
00:48:15.000 And let's look at it with our eyes, if we have access to the visual medium.
00:48:18.000 Let's look at it.
00:48:20.000 Harry Kane signs for Bayern Munich!
00:48:22.000 One, two, three, four!
00:48:24.000 Harry!
00:48:24.000 for who if they paid to do this
00:48:37.000 I've no idea.
00:48:39.000 Is it coming from the people that do Affleck Come In?
00:48:40.000 I mean, the animation looks like that.
00:48:42.000 It's very interesting, and it's a weird voice.
00:48:44.000 Harry, Harry Kane, yeah!
00:48:46.000 I don't think Harry Kane would be pleased about that.
00:48:48.000 No.
00:48:49.000 Like, that's gonna offend him.
00:48:50.000 Well, yeah.
00:48:51.000 On arrival.
00:48:52.000 Right, maybe.
00:48:52.000 Is it intended to?
00:48:53.000 What is the intention?
00:48:54.000 Also, what genre is this?
00:48:56.000 Like, rock?
00:48:57.000 I was speaking to a German person just earlier today.
00:48:57.000 Euro rock?
00:49:00.000 Okay.
00:49:00.000 And apparently they're using my song.
00:49:03.000 That's right, Gareth.
00:49:04.000 My song, Stroke the Furry Wall, out of one of them films where I done.
00:49:07.000 Get Me to the Creek.
00:49:07.000 Oh, yeah.
00:49:09.000 They're doing that as their wedding song, and while they were sort of showing all of their various friends singing bits from Stroke the Furry Wall, a vision befell me, and it was a powerful one.
00:49:18.000 It was me as a Hasselhoff-style star in Germany, because Hasselhoff... I see.
00:49:23.000 Hasselhoff, uniquely in Germany, was like, is there Elvis?
00:49:27.000 Like, if you ask a German who's the king of rock and roll, they'll tell you, Hasselhoff.
00:49:33.000 Wait, wasn't that to do with the Berlin Wall?
00:49:35.000 Wasn't it something to do with the Berlin Wall?
00:49:37.000 Well, Gareth, you're half right.
00:49:39.000 The fall of the Berlin Wall was inaugurated by Knight Rider.
00:49:45.000 Knight Rider, he helped get that down.
00:49:48.000 Eastern Germany should be unified, Michael.
00:49:51.000 There's no reason for this anymore.
00:49:53.000 Unified Germany!
00:49:54.000 Unified Germany! Get rid of the starzy! That red thing.
00:50:03.000 Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr.
00:50:06.000 Did you have a Knight Rider?
00:50:07.000 I always wanted a Knight Rider.
00:50:09.000 I had a Black Trans Am, it wasn't Knight Rider, but I was able to... Oh no, it's the worst!
00:50:13.000 What's wrong with that?
00:50:14.000 You pretended you had Knight Rider, didn't you?
00:50:16.000 You're one of those children who had to pretend.
00:50:19.000 I'm always pretentious.
00:50:21.000 You know I made Chewbacca into Teen Wolf.
00:50:22.000 What I've done with that black Trans Am is I put like, you know like cassette tapes, they had stickers on them so you could write what the name was?
00:50:29.000 Well BASF cassettes, they had a red sticker, so I simply fashioned that into the red bit at the front of Knight Rider.
00:50:35.000 This is why you're like you are, because of those moments as a child.
00:50:38.000 You think that's who I still am deep down?
00:50:40.000 That's amazing.
00:50:40.000 With all of the grandiosity and all the declarations of revolution, just a little boy playing Knight Rider alone.
00:50:46.000 When you'd done that, did you think to yourself, and there it is, actual Knight Rider, or did you just think to yourself, that's not good enough?
00:50:53.000 Look... Yeah, no, it's the latter.
00:50:55.000 I tried to commit tonight, Ryder.
00:50:57.000 Yeah.
00:50:58.000 Okay, so Harry Kane's gone there, he's had a rubbish song sung to him, but could I become the next Hasselhoff?
00:51:03.000 Could I?
00:51:03.000 Could I become a German Elvis?
00:51:05.000 Is it possible to be a German Elvis?
00:51:07.000 And is Harry Kane's... Does he, in his heart... I reckon Harry Kane feels exactly how I felt when I put that cassette sticker on the front of an off-branch Trans Am.
00:51:18.000 This was not what I wanted.
00:51:18.000 Right.
00:51:20.000 I had to do this because I wasn't allowed to go to either Man U, Man City or Real Madrid because of bloody Daniel Levy.
00:51:27.000 And I'll tell you the thing, like you know how we all know Daniel Levy's a good negotiator because of the world tells us that.
00:51:33.000 I'll tell you another thing I know that's a bit like that.
00:51:35.000 Jordan Henderson is really good at the bleep test.
00:51:38.000 You know the bleep test where they have to run backwards and forwards?
00:51:41.000 Oh, Jordan Henderson, he's the best at that.
00:51:44.000 Him and James Milner, they're always ahead of the others.
00:51:47.000 Like, what do I know about the bleep test for?
00:51:49.000 I don't want to know about the intricacies of training and their private stuff that they do.
00:51:53.000 Because now football clubs release stuff for social media, don't they?
00:51:57.000 So you're always seeing behind the scenes and the hilarity that goes on with Imagine if that was going on in the days of like footballers like Paul Gascoigne and the teams of the 80s because what they'd have found out is that they were like tossing themselves off in the dressing room and making people eat biscuits loaded up with man effluvia.
00:52:15.000 I mean it's like it was a very very different sort of more jocular you might say and certainly less reconstructed time.
00:52:22.000 Okay so Harry Kane, deep down is he disappointed?
00:52:25.000 Will he win the Bundesliga?
00:52:26.000 Better?
00:52:27.000 If he don't, that's a crusher.
00:52:28.000 That's like when Teddy, Teddy, Teddy, Teddy went to Man United and he won F4,
00:52:31.000 but then he did actually win everything the subsequent season.
00:52:34.000 But for one year, it was that.
00:52:36.000 So it could be, it could be a real blunder.
00:52:39.000 Let's have a look at those other transfers up there.
00:52:40.000 And I'll tell you the next thing I'm angry about.
00:52:43.000 I'm angry.
00:52:45.000 What?
00:52:46.000 Oh, is that that lad Casado going from Brighton?
00:52:49.000 Casado's gone to Brighton for more than Declan!
00:52:52.000 He's gone to Chelsea, yeah.
00:52:53.000 So there was a bidding war between Liverpool and Chelsea.
00:52:55.000 And the bidding war pushed him up?
00:52:56.000 Yeah, Liverpool bid at one point ÂŁ110 or ÂŁ11 million, which is unbelievable because I think Klopp said earlier in the season that ÂŁ100 million for a player when they were... They should have got Declan!
00:53:05.000 Right, but anyway, Chelsea have got him for ÂŁ115,000.
00:53:07.000 And they're getting that Romeo Livia.
00:53:09.000 They're getting Lavia from Southampton.
00:53:12.000 I mean, the money Chelsea are spending is incredible.
00:53:15.000 I'm angry about Paqueta.
00:53:17.000 Yeah.
00:53:18.000 Like, if they take Paqueta, because Kevin De Bruyne got that bloody injury that's taken him out for the season, so they just go and take Paqueta.
00:53:24.000 He's out for four months, I think, De Bruyne, yeah.
00:53:27.000 Didn't use one of your other brilliant players.
00:53:29.000 I know, I know, mate.
00:53:30.000 I'm sorry, but he wants to go.
00:53:32.000 Calvin Phillips.
00:53:33.000 70 million for Lukas Piquetta.
00:53:37.000 The break clause is 85 million.
00:53:39.000 Yeah, they won't sell him for that, will they?
00:53:41.000 I don't want to sell him at all.
00:53:43.000 Do you feel good about having the 105 million?
00:53:43.000 What's the point?
00:53:46.000 Is James Wood Prowse going to be enough for West Ham?
00:53:50.000 Tricky.
00:53:51.000 I feel for teams like West Ham.
00:53:53.000 I mean, obviously, as a Hull City fan, I know what happens here, but I guess Hull always exists kind of in that realm of having to... You just know as soon as Jared Bowen plays well, you know he's going.
00:54:02.000 West Ham, you feel, especially winning a European trophy, you'd have a few seasons with your best players, but it just seems like now the money that is at stake here, the money that Chelsea can spend and therefore the way in which it hikes up what Man City are going to spend or, you know, these clubs with massive finances, It's just impossible to turn that money down.
00:54:21.000 West Ham just can't turn 80, 90 million pounds down.
00:54:25.000 When I was thinking, when I was feeling this sort of sadness and sorrow of Paquetta's probable departure, and actual anger, I felt anger, and I thought, you're just the same but on another level.
00:54:37.000 You are taking players from Hull or Reading or whatever, Southampton in this instance, so it's not I know you mean but I think there's you know when Bowen went to West Ham I was like pleased for him as in we weren't going up it was going to be a long time before we were and you can't deny someone who had such he was I mean he was astounding at Hull for a couple of seasons
00:55:01.000 And I think someone with that much talent should be playing in the Premier League.
00:55:04.000 He deserves to be.
00:55:04.000 And so when he went to West Ham, you know, you paid a decent fee for him.
00:55:07.000 I thought that's the natural next step.
00:55:10.000 I think when you're in a situation now where you've got teams like West Ham winning European trophies and still their best players can be poached.
00:55:16.000 You don't mind losing a lover if you get a better lover after.
00:55:21.000 Like, say if you get chucked, isn't it good to think that your next sexual partner is like a real upgrade?
00:55:28.000 You think, well that's okay, I've had the bruising of a chucking.
00:55:31.000 But if after that you're forever in relationships that don't seem quite as good, That's no good because what I feel like is like we've lost Declan Rice and what we're being offered in return like the transfer policy has been doubtlessly stymied by Moyse's inability to form a good complicity with this technical director he evidently don't get on with and it slowed everything down.
00:55:52.000 Right.
00:55:53.000 And I think the underlying sentiment of this podcast is, at what point, we've discussed it so much, does the evident financial momentum of this game capsize the romance and the sentiment?
00:56:08.000 And then you have to investigate what your feelings are, because Neymar going to Saudi Arabia seems mental.
00:56:14.000 And I was reading Steven Gerrard doing a report on how it's like they're not ready for the humidity, these lads and stuff, but they're playing football in bloody Saudi Arabia.
00:56:22.000 Hell are they expecting?
00:56:23.000 And now like Manet's gone out there and Neymar's gone there and like you can easily make the arguments that were made during the Qatar World Cup of like, well, why is that country not allowed to have its own thing go down?
00:56:36.000 You know, why are they not allowed their moment?
00:56:37.000 Why not?
00:56:38.000 No, I agree.
00:56:39.000 And I think there are all sorts of arguments with the situation in Saudi Arabia as to, you know, as we've said before, what's so different from when the Premier League was being founded in this country?
00:56:48.000 It just does seem... I'm concerned about what's going on with the fees that are going on in this country at the moment.
00:56:55.000 The Chelsea model is becoming ridiculous.
00:56:59.000 And what it's doing to push up the value of players and therefore make it inevitable that those players leave clubs like West Ham, I think it's dangerous.
00:57:06.000 Do you know what there might be?
00:57:08.000 Is it might become so sort of hysterical and grotesque that it actually sort of,
00:57:13.000 other than the absolute upper echelon, sort of cancels itself out.
00:57:18.000 I.e., if you inflate value artificially, in the end the value will not have
00:57:23.000 a rational connection to quality.
00:57:26.000 It won't be qualitative anymore.
00:57:27.000 That's why you've got Brentford, Brighton, like teams that are like,
00:57:30.000 hang on a minute, we can't go that way, but we can go this way.
00:57:33.000 You know, if they can get Kaisido for, I think, five million quid.
00:57:36.000 Four and a half million or something, yeah.
00:57:37.000 And then sell him on for 100, it's like, well, you've got to run with that model.
00:57:40.000 You've got to run with that model, and therefore you could, by that rationale,
00:57:45.000 get 10 of those players for five million quid and have a team full of 100 million pound players.
00:57:50.000 So in the end it breaks down.
00:57:52.000 Have a look at like Neymar's Deal Gal.
00:57:54.000 He could potentially break Saudi Arabia because he's going to get half a million euros for every social media post he makes saying Saudi Arabia is good.
00:58:03.000 He could... I hope they've put a cap on that because otherwise he could just go, ain't Saudi Arabia nice?
00:58:08.000 I'll tell you what I like, Saudi Arabia.
00:58:10.000 Come to Saudi Arabia And you could, until the end, they can't pump enough out the ground to keep Neymar going.
00:58:16.000 Get chap GBT on that.
00:58:18.000 Get chap GBT!
00:58:20.000 Nice things about Saudi Arabia.
00:58:22.000 Off you go.
00:58:23.000 They'll be coming to us capping hands, the Saudi Arabians, won't they?
00:58:23.000 There you go.
00:58:27.000 In a matter of days, ruined by Neymar.
00:58:30.000 Is Neymar the epitome of the modern day footballer as mercenary?
00:58:35.000 A man who has to some degree somehow squandered his talent through commerce in the same way that it could be said that former incarnations of great players squandered their talent through alcoholism in the case of George Best or through sort of mental health challenges like Gaza.
00:58:54.000 It's a difficult one with Neymar, isn't it?
00:58:56.000 Because I think there is... I think you're right.
00:58:58.000 We view him in a certain way.
00:58:59.000 He doesn't seem as likeable, does he?
00:59:01.000 The diving also plays a big part of it.
00:59:04.000 But in a sense, we shouldn't really care about the haircuts.
00:59:07.000 Do what you want with your haircut.
00:59:09.000 Yeah, he just doesn't seem necessarily all that likeable.
00:59:12.000 And it feels like, I guess, the move to PSG felt like all about the money.
00:59:16.000 The move now feels like all about the money.
00:59:18.000 But I don't know.
00:59:19.000 Do you know what'll happen?
00:59:20.000 I bet there are extraterrestrials and they'll buy Neymar.
00:59:23.000 The extraterrestrials have bought Neymar.
00:59:25.000 They've given him a planet.
00:59:27.000 And if he makes favorable social media posts about alien probes up the bum, he'll get paid very well.
00:59:32.000 Why that particular example?
00:59:34.000 Closing... I don't know why I said that.
00:59:35.000 I was just thinking about the bum.
00:59:37.000 Closing Neymar's contract, allowing him to go to his sister's birthday party every year.
00:59:41.000 I don't want to go... In the end, that negotiation's gone so well, that they've just started asking for stuff.
00:59:46.000 Anything.
00:59:47.000 You also have to renounce Allah, and you have to become a secular country.
00:59:47.000 No.
00:59:53.000 Okay, Neymar!
00:59:55.000 Neymar's pushing it.
00:59:56.000 Don't go your sister's birthday.
00:59:58.000 Oh, no?
00:59:59.000 What?
01:00:00.000 Do you think that's the lesson from this, do you?
01:00:00.000 No.
01:00:02.000 I think of all the things... God, how much are you earning a week?
01:00:05.000 Three million euros a week?
01:00:06.000 Right, don't go to your sister's birthday.
01:00:08.000 Right.
01:00:08.000 You can't go!
01:00:09.000 Sorry I'm missing your birthday.
01:00:10.000 Why, Neymar, why?
01:00:12.000 Three million euros.
01:00:13.000 Right.
01:00:14.000 Plus, me and ChatGBT are saying such nice things about Saudi Arabia.
01:00:17.000 We ain't got time.
01:00:18.000 Yeah, I mean, I'll come during the week, surely.
01:00:20.000 See you another day.
01:00:21.000 Yeah.
01:00:22.000 You don't even know that was your birthday.
01:00:23.000 You've only got Mum and Dad's word for it.
01:00:25.000 And let's face it, Mum and Dad even strapped me up with Junior, so as I can't forget Dad for a single second a day, who's also my agent, probably, is he?
01:00:33.000 Oh, probably.
01:00:33.000 Of course he is.
01:00:34.000 Yeah, I think he actually is, yeah.
01:00:35.000 Like, that's what coincidence... Why are you getting so much into Neymar's family?
01:00:39.000 I'm angry!
01:00:40.000 Like, what it is, is like, Neymar, the Neymar family... Yeah.
01:00:45.000 It's a remarkable coincidence.
01:00:47.000 My son's really good at football, and I'm remarkably good at football agenting.
01:00:51.000 We're the perfect combination!
01:00:54.000 Interesting, those relationships.
01:00:54.000 Yeah.
01:00:55.000 Mind you, who am I to judge Neymar?
01:00:57.000 I'm no one to judge Neymar.
01:00:59.000 And actually, I bet he's alright.
01:01:00.000 I don't care.
01:01:01.000 I'm just saying a bunch of stuff.
01:01:02.000 Yeah, no, it's absolutely fine.
01:01:04.000 I'm not attacking Neymar deep down.
01:01:04.000 I don't know.
01:01:06.000 You ain't got time to watch this.
01:01:07.000 It's interesting that like, you know, there was a time where Neymar was that massive move from Barcelona to PSG and it was all, there were like a couple of players in the world who were valued at that kind of level and Bape in that.
01:01:20.000 And now it feels like there are hundreds of players that have the same kind of value.
01:01:25.000 I think Neymar went for 77... I know he's 31, but he went for 77 million.
01:01:30.000 Now you've got Casado going for 115.
01:01:32.000 It's, you know, it doesn't... It feels like the categories are changing.
01:01:36.000 I don't know. These lads are barely showing up in the prem like 45 appearances for Casado and
01:01:43.000 Larbia only uh who often gets called Larbia in uh subtitles.
01:01:48.000 Is that right? When I watch stuff about transfers on YouTube yeah and I sort of think huh.
01:01:53.000 Yeah I guess he got relegated with Southampton.
01:01:55.000 But then I always think of the example with, for example, Andy Robertson, when he got relegated with Hull.
01:02:00.000 Anyways, Liverpool was amazing.
01:02:01.000 You could say, you know, the best left back ever, potentially.
01:02:04.000 Yeah.
01:02:05.000 Okay, fair enough.
01:02:06.000 There's some other things I want to talk about.
01:02:07.000 And they are this.
01:02:09.000 Roy Hodgson, friend of the show, former England manager, and presumed man-nan, is actually once again proving himself to be a brick-top Tony-style gangster.
01:02:18.000 Yes.
01:02:19.000 This time it's more than like in that post-match interview.
01:02:22.000 Listen son, don't try and pull my plonker.
01:02:24.000 Don't try and pull my pants down.
01:02:25.000 I've got plenty in reserve.
01:02:27.000 Instead of that now, he's actually showed his true colours and what vivid, beautiful, vibrant colours they are.
01:02:33.000 They're the colours of blood and fist.
01:02:35.000 Yes.
01:02:35.000 Roy Hodgson.
01:02:37.000 Someone barged into him off the byline and his natural response was so like a Chaz and Dave lyric.
01:02:44.000 It was so sort of GER-ture.
01:02:45.000 Yeah.
01:02:46.000 Get out of me!
01:02:48.000 He so easily morphed his face into like a pitbull snarl.
01:02:53.000 It's like he recognised a little jab to the midriff, wasn't it?
01:02:53.000 Yeah.
01:02:57.000 From the opposition player and he just went straight into it.
01:03:02.000 Yeah, it was natural.
01:03:02.000 It was natural.
01:03:03.000 I love that.
01:03:03.000 Lovely throw.
01:03:04.000 Let's have a look at Roy Hodgson now.
01:03:05.000 now.
01:03:19.000 He does give him a little push.
01:03:19.000 He does give him a little push.
01:03:21.000 He doesn't suffer falls, Troy Hodgson.
01:03:24.000 I like that.
01:03:26.000 I like that.
01:03:29.000 I like the way he sort of pulls the hand down, knocks the ball out of his hand, mouths the C word, hits back, and steps forward.
01:03:38.000 Like Mick the Ferret.
01:03:41.000 My friend, Mick the Ferret.
01:03:43.000 Trucker Bernie said, never took a backward step, Mick.
01:03:47.000 Hard man, Mick.
01:03:48.000 Never took a backward step.
01:03:49.000 Same could be said of Roy Hodgson.
01:03:51.000 He don't go backwards, he go forwards.
01:03:53.000 Do you think that there's, I don't know, subconsciously somewhere in Roy Hodgson's mind it's like the people maybe are making fun of his age and so he's always kind of ready to like prove that he's still got it at the age of 70 odd?
01:04:05.000 He's the Biden of the Premier League.
01:04:08.000 He's all like he could overreact.
01:04:09.000 Like how do you sort of think one day Biden might sort of actually get his willy out to show that he's still virile?
01:04:17.000 What state's it in?
01:04:18.000 I'd say it's like seaweed.
01:04:22.000 I reckon it's no longer a singular entity, Joe Biden's penis.
01:04:33.000 I reckon it's sort of like a, you know, sort of underneath the door, a draft, like not a draft excluder, like that, like a brush, like a, like it's like a doormat.
01:04:41.000 I reckon it's mostly bristles.
01:04:43.000 Right, and you think that'll, he'll get that out, do you?
01:04:46.000 You might be right.
01:04:47.000 It's going to embarrass him to do that.
01:04:48.000 But he's not beneath him to grandstand, is it?
01:04:54.000 And also, Roy Hodgson is considerably younger, and I'd say more capable than Joe Biden.
01:04:58.000 I'd rather have Roy Hodgson.
01:04:59.000 As president?
01:05:00.000 As president.
01:05:01.000 Wow.
01:05:01.000 What a move that would be.
01:05:03.000 Yeah, I think.
01:05:04.000 No, listen.
01:05:05.000 Start bloody well using those weapons responsibly or we're not going to send you another single weapon.
01:05:09.000 Is it too late to nominate him?
01:05:10.000 Do you think?
01:05:11.000 I don't think so, Gareth.
01:05:12.000 I think now's the time.
01:05:12.000 I think it is.
01:05:13.000 There could be some obstacles.
01:05:14.000 He's got to get citizenship.
01:05:16.000 But why don't we back that?
01:05:17.000 Yeah.
01:05:18.000 Why don't we back this?
01:05:19.000 Let's dedicate all that we do to that.
01:05:19.000 Well, we're going to have to.
01:05:21.000 Make Roy Hodgson President of the United States of America, even though he's shown no sign of wanting it, and be embarrassed by the idea, we're almost certain of that fact.
01:05:31.000 Also, on-screen aggression took place between Pep Guardiola, that gorgeous beige tic-tac of testosterone and charisma, standing next side that great purloin, that 30 great sexy sirloin steak of Viking sex energy that is Harland.
01:05:50.000 Now, as you know, I'm avowedly, and at least publicly, not a homosexual.
01:05:55.000 Yeah, with Erling Harland, everything about him, all of the odd aspects of him,
01:05:58.000 like the shaved up sides of his head, the long sort of, the blonde hair is particularly erotic.
01:06:04.000 There's not often, like, would you like to crunch down on that?
01:06:07.000 Like get one, get him into a ponytail, but you're using your own hand as the ponytail maker.
01:06:12.000 Get the upper end of it and then crunch down and feel what it feels like to crunch down.
01:06:16.000 I'm not saying only with his consent.
01:06:17.000 Sure.
01:06:18.000 And then- I imagine he would be up for that.
01:06:20.000 He was pretty, oh my God.
01:06:21.000 I mean, look at him there.
01:06:22.000 He's nothing but lips.
01:06:22.000 Wow.
01:06:23.000 like he's a cherry-lipped, like he's an unusual man but he's undeniably sexy.
01:06:28.000 I think it's power, isn't it?
01:06:30.000 Of course it is.
01:06:31.000 I actually don't like... I always, as a younger man, backed myself in the sweet world of erotica, but I think with Erlin Harland, I think I might come out of that encounter feeling so diminished.
01:06:41.000 Oh, you're together, are you?
01:06:42.000 Yeah, there's no point.
01:06:43.000 It's not a competition.
01:06:43.000 What are we going to do?
01:06:44.000 No.
01:06:45.000 It's a love affair.
01:06:46.000 And I feel like that after being with Erlin, unless he's like extraordinarily tender, I think you might come out of that feeling like a sort of a baby bird who's fallen down an escalator.
01:06:57.000 I also think the language would be, you know, it wouldn't be as floral as yours.
01:06:57.000 Yeah.
01:07:01.000 No way.
01:07:02.000 You know, I think he's pretty abrupt.
01:07:04.000 I reckon so.
01:07:05.000 Like, they're sort of the Nordic people.
01:07:07.000 They are, other than Abba, the Nordic people are quite abrupt with language.
01:07:11.000 And even Abba... Yeah, they're good.
01:07:13.000 God, they're good, aren't they?
01:07:16.000 Yeah, yeah, no, they are good.
01:07:20.000 Isn't that the usual thing?
01:07:22.000 English people wouldn't say it.
01:07:23.000 No, no.
01:07:23.000 Yeah.
01:07:24.000 You're absolutely right.
01:07:25.000 They don't talk normally, do they?
01:07:25.000 I agree.
01:07:26.000 They're not the exact lyrics, were they?
01:07:27.000 But... Napoleon did surrender.
01:07:32.000 I think that is the lyrics.
01:07:33.000 Great.
01:07:33.000 Excellent.
01:07:33.000 Oh, okay.
01:07:34.000 I forgot you're actually quite into ABBA at the moment.
01:07:36.000 I can't stop thinking about ABBA.
01:07:38.000 I'd like to do an ABBA-related cultural event every couple of days.
01:07:41.000 No, I know.
01:07:42.000 Really, I'll go see Mamma Mia, I'll watch the film Mamma Mia, I'll go and see an ABBA tribute band, ABBA Revival, when I saw them the other day.
01:07:48.000 I think this is all inspired by your infatuation with Haarlem at the moment.
01:07:52.000 Those northern European people, those people where it's perpetual night yet perpetual day.
01:07:57.000 Yes.
01:07:57.000 Where they apparently yearn for the safety of a Volvo and the hot, hot heat of the sauna.
01:08:02.000 And that's how they say it as well.
01:08:04.000 Sauna.
01:08:05.000 That's what they would say.
01:08:05.000 That's what Erling Haarlem would say.
01:08:07.000 He'd sit there and he'd let his towel come undone and he's like lob his cock over your leg.
01:08:11.000 Sort of lob it there.
01:08:12.000 Yeah.
01:08:13.000 And the helmet, as we know, is sort of unusually large.
01:08:13.000 Like that.
01:08:17.000 It's got such a lot of weight behind it, like a swing ball.
01:08:17.000 Yes.
01:08:19.000 That's right.
01:08:20.000 Like a thud down between your thighs, the tip of it.
01:08:22.000 You wouldn't say anything.
01:08:23.000 Of course, you wouldn't embarrass Erling.
01:08:25.000 Just attempt to brush it.
01:08:25.000 No.
01:08:27.000 It'd be hard to remove it, I imagine.
01:08:29.000 I think you would strain.
01:08:30.000 Your neck muscles would bulge as you tried to lift early.
01:08:34.000 And that's why I'm so surprised that Pep Guardiola was so confrontational and couldn't wait to get to the dressing room before admonishing Erling Haaland.
01:08:40.000 I think he's scored at least one.
01:08:41.000 Before what?
01:08:42.000 Oh, admonishing.
01:08:42.000 Admonishing.
01:08:43.000 Admonishing him off.
01:08:44.000 And he'd at least had one goal.
01:08:47.000 He might have even had two goals.
01:08:49.000 What possibly could Guardiola He wasn't happy about something, was he?
01:08:54.000 You need that type of manager.
01:08:55.000 I mean, look at the amount... If footballers are going to be as powerful as a country now, because of, you know, what they earn, and you know that I don't... I think that the regulation should come around ownership models.
01:09:04.000 I think they should be re-nationalized and distributed among the community.
01:09:07.000 And I think we're at that kind of tipping point, where something as extraordinary as that, with all of its ramifications, with all of its indications for global finance, is exactly the sort of radical idea we need to be considering.
01:09:16.000 To galvanise communities, to recognise that communities should own their assets, that if you have something naturally totemic, like a football club that can bring people together, that can provide a focal point for a community, you have to make radical moves.
01:09:27.000 And all of the problems you would discover when you said, we are taking back this football club, we're like, hold on a minute, but FSG own it, or bloody Saudi Arabia own it or whatever.
01:09:36.000 All of the problems you'd encounter would be so revealing about our economic and social models and how private interests have usurped public good to such a degree that we can't even do anything we want to do anymore.
01:09:46.000 And isn't it the point of politics to present people with alternatives and ideas that are radical and mean something and bring people together and make life fun and make life worth living?
01:09:54.000 Because football does that.
01:09:55.000 Sport does it more broadly, but in particular for us it does a lot.
01:09:58.000 Football makes life beautiful and now it's becoming plain that it's just a commodity.
01:10:03.000 It's just a commodity to them.
01:10:05.000 And I think we should do something radical like Rione.
01:10:08.000 I heard Ria Ferdinand was watching the new TNT Sports.
01:10:11.000 Are you going to call it that?
01:10:12.000 Are you going to call Twitter X and then you're going to call BT TNT?
01:10:16.000 I'll try.
01:10:17.000 TNT, Ria Ferdinand was on there talking about the, and he was asked about the Saudi stuff and obviously they, I think they, the host kind of wanted to go, yeah, you know, it's not great that everyone's moving to Saudi Arabia.
01:10:28.000 But actually what he said was, I would have done the same thing towards the end of my career.
01:10:32.000 And then what he said was, which I thought was an interesting take, he said, no one says anything about America whatsoever.
01:10:38.000 He goes, when Messi goes over to America, the kind of deal that Messi's had done, no one says a thing.
01:10:43.000 It's celebrated everywhere.
01:10:44.000 Isn't this an amazing thing that's happening?
01:10:47.000 And he says, but, and look what's happening in Saudi Arabia.
01:10:49.000 He said, it's so different, the response.
01:10:51.000 And I was like, yeah, I think that's a fair point.
01:10:52.000 If what you're saying is, it's about the politics, You know, that's the reason why we're coming down hard on the Saudi Arabia stuff.
01:10:58.000 It's like, well, hang on, where's our analysis of American policy, you know?
01:11:02.000 You can't send your footballers off to a warmongering nation that requires a constant warfare in order to prop up its model that charges its citizenry free taxation without proper or due consent.
01:11:15.000 Hey, Lionel Messi!
01:11:16.000 Yeah, you're right, it's sort of like xenophobia.
01:11:19.000 In his book Orientalism, Edward Said posits that we don't even have the ability to conceive
01:11:24.000 of how what we call the East and the Middle East regard us, that they have their own trajectory
01:11:30.000 and their own models, like in the case of China, Japan and all that, Buddhism and like
01:11:34.000 the Islam and pre-Islamic religions of like, you know, the Ottoman Empire and all that,
01:11:40.000 the stuff that's regionalised around there.
01:11:42.000 We don't have, we can't conceptualise it and we try to impose a different model on there.
01:11:46.000 And yeah, I must say that my own feelings about it is like, you can't go over there,
01:11:49.000 they don't understand football like we do.
01:11:51.000 It's got a lot of they in it and a lot of unconscious sort of othering.
01:11:55.000 But I suppose the part of it that's legitimate is the part of the analysis that I would apply
01:12:00.000 to the Premier League and, you know, ownership models that are external, simply because it
01:12:05.000 should be about the communities they come from.
01:12:08.000 Like, when you hear about Celtic winning the European Cup and like everyone in the team
01:12:13.000 I'm lifting about, honestly I think it was three miles.
01:12:16.000 And like Jock Steen was sort of like the Beatles or something.
01:12:16.000 Wow.
01:12:21.000 It's like the spirit of that land has come in a human form and is demonstrating the power and love of the community.
01:12:29.000 And that idea, it's you that said it, is so powerful that it can sustain Layer after layer of commerce and commodification and abuse like some sort of holy whore that can maintain her virginal quality in spite of all of the prostitution.
01:12:49.000 It's sort of miraculous really.
01:12:51.000 It is.
01:12:52.000 But like, what I feel like is that I have to acknowledge that my feeling that they can just take Paqueta to City is fundamentally no different than taking Boeing from Hull or whoever we're gonna scoop up with our whatever additional revenue we have for our sort of our minor, let's face it, European tribe.
01:13:09.000 Did you see, can we have a look at the Hopometer?
01:13:11.000 Cause I felt that pessimism in my own analysis there.
01:13:14.000 Like they did this thing where they, the Athletic, which is a great sports publication,
01:13:18.000 you have to say, where they asked each Premier League club how optimistic they felt about the forthcoming season.
01:13:25.000 The fans of, yeah.
01:13:26.000 Yeah, it's almost alphabetical at the top, actually, or is it alphabetical?
01:13:29.000 Oh no, it is alphabetical, but also it stays with the alphabet.
01:13:33.000 People just like the alphabet.
01:13:35.000 Aston Villa are the most optimistic.
01:13:37.000 Then Bournemouth and Arsenal should be obviously more optimistic.
01:13:40.000 Villa, Bournemouth and Brighton, they're the most optimistic.
01:13:43.000 I suppose what that shows you, and the point we're going to make is that West Ham are the least optimistic.
01:13:50.000 West Ham fans feel totally negative about the forthcoming season, along with Sheffield United, who probably presume they're going down, along with Everton, who are probably still concerned that they've not addressed the problems of last year.
01:13:59.000 I'm surprised that Well, Palace actually is considerably higher.
01:14:01.000 I mean, we are less than half.
01:14:04.000 If that's what the league table looks like at the end of the season, we're in a lot of trouble.
01:14:08.000 West Ham are going down hard.
01:14:09.000 But it shows you what I thought was interesting about this is that hope is relative.
01:14:14.000 And what I think it is, is West Ham ended the season on that triumph in Europe, then sold Declan Rice, then did not buy, not perceived to have bought well Or quickly enough.
01:14:14.000 Yes.
01:14:28.000 So there's a sort of gulf in expectation.
01:14:30.000 Whereas Villa were in the ascent, weren't they?
01:14:32.000 Towards the end of the season.
01:14:34.000 And even like having lost 5-1 to Newcastle in the opening game, I bet they still feel pretty optimistic.
01:14:40.000 I think so.
01:14:41.000 I mean, they've spent a lot of money on new players.
01:14:45.000 Paul Torres and then the Diaby who I think scored the solitary goal the other day but yeah he's very highly rated but yeah I think they're you know and obviously they've got a great manager you know he came in and did a fantastic job It's weird when that happens because Emery at Sevilla, it was such a sort of a continual conduit of success.
01:15:04.000 Did he go to Arsenal at the wrong time then?
01:15:08.000 Was it?
01:15:09.000 Did he come from PSG and then went to Arsenal after that?
01:15:12.000 And obviously the PSG effect was like, you know, unless you win the Champions League, then you're considered a failure.
01:15:17.000 Everything is relative, isn't it?
01:15:19.000 It's like, you know, because like, It's the order in which events occur.
01:15:23.000 We're such narrativizing animals.
01:15:25.000 It's like, oh, he did that, PSG.
01:15:27.000 Oh, shit, Arsenal.
01:15:27.000 He goes back to Sevilla.
01:15:29.000 Oh, he's good again now.
01:15:30.000 It's almost like the la... People are primed, we are primed, for either disappointment or the relief from disappointment, it almost seems like.
01:15:38.000 Yeah.
01:15:39.000 I get it with West Ham.
01:15:41.000 You know, I think in a certain way... I don't know.
01:15:44.000 I know, obviously, the fans don't win... didn't win that European trophy, but it's...
01:15:51.000 I think when you, you do put a lot of, I mean, even when we watched it, you know, all together in the barn, you like put so much of yourself and so much energy into it and so much backing for your club and so much backing of your players.
01:16:02.000 But then when they achieve what they achieved, and then it feels like the heart of the club has kind of been ripped out of it and not sufficiently replaced.
01:16:11.000 I can see why the fans are affected by that, you know?
01:16:14.000 Yeah that's right something symbolic has been sacrificed and it seems like a terminus but it also I think it's quite rational in some regards because it was been decline since the season prior to last and now it feels like that the anomaly is the the victory in Europe and decline is the trend.
01:16:35.000 I'm very excited about this because Tottenham Hotspur have appointed in Ange Postacoglu an Australian.
01:16:42.000 There's no other way of describing it.
01:16:44.000 And we've not had, have we had Australian managers before?
01:16:47.000 Cariels, have they ever been head coaches or anything?
01:16:51.000 Like we've certainly not had anyone this Australian.
01:16:54.000 Like, what I like about Australian people, generally, is their sort of informality and ease.
01:16:54.000 No.
01:16:59.000 And it seems that Andrew, is it Andrew Postacoglu?
01:17:01.000 Postacoglu, yeah.
01:17:02.000 Ease, like, seems to exemplify the things that I like about Australia.
01:17:06.000 Our friend David Squires, who's the cartoonist at The Guardian, who does a brilliant cartoon, says that Postacoglu coming to prominence in this way seems like there's like a band you've been following for ages and never thought would make it, and suddenly everyone's talking about him and just says it seems so weird, because this is a guy that he's seen following, like, local teams in, like, across Australia.
01:17:24.000 Let's have a look at him overusing the word mate in a way that is really heartening and what you want from an Australian.
01:17:32.000 Would you be looking for a like-for-like replacement for Harry?
01:17:36.000 I don't think there's a like-for-like replacement for Harry, mate.
01:17:40.000 We've been planning for this for a while.
01:17:42.000 You know, this was gonna happen.
01:17:44.000 This doesn't change things dramatically from my perspective anyway.
01:17:47.000 Given Harry will leave you the rest?
01:17:52.000 I don't think it works that way, mate.
01:17:54.000 It's not my wife handing me a shopping list to go down and get some milk and bread for the kids.
01:18:02.000 Weird domestic life.
01:18:04.000 But also like that's sort of, when I think about it, part of what I think we talk about a lot is you want in public life and maybe even particularly in political life that kind of discourse.
01:18:14.000 Someone that talks like, look mate it don't really work like that.
01:18:17.000 There's no sort of, like that is the opposite of Clinton Blair style slick fanfare.
01:18:23.000 It's the emergence of a kind of colloquial vernacular that's immediately recognizable.
01:18:30.000 I don't like Tottenham but I actually hope he does well.
01:18:33.000 I do.
01:18:34.000 I do worry, though, for him.
01:18:36.000 Why is that, mate?
01:18:37.000 Well, I mean, you know, Spurs were already in a very... in dire straits.
01:18:41.000 They not bought no-one good, didn't they?
01:18:43.000 And that midfielder, that attacking midfielder, didn't he do well the other night against Brentford?
01:18:47.000 I think they have bought a few, but, I mean, Richarlison's up there on his own with Son now, and they did not perform well last season, and it feels like now Kane's gone.
01:18:58.000 Richarlison's never alone.
01:18:59.000 He's always got Neymar on his back.
01:19:02.000 He's always got Neymar and himself on his back.
01:19:04.000 But in a sense, it doesn't matter how nice this guy is, to be honest, if you don't get results.
01:19:08.000 But I think he's got an edge as well.
01:19:09.000 I don't think he's just nice.
01:19:10.000 Sure.
01:19:12.000 You never know the Spurs manager or anyone, I suppose, but is he going to be Martin Yul, or is... That's it, really.
01:19:18.000 Or is he going to be Harry Redknapp?
01:19:19.000 Is he an Anzabedian Redknapp?
01:19:22.000 That's what Redknapp has, is that.
01:19:23.000 He's got, well, Redknapp's got the same, innit?
01:19:25.000 And with Hodgson, they've all got something underneath there as well, haven't they?
01:19:29.000 Another level.
01:19:30.000 Yeah.
01:19:31.000 I wonder what it is, because you've got to be able to do what Guardiola did, like a sexy little beige tic-tac, and like, go up to Harland, and sort of, like, who the fuck?
01:19:42.000 He's got the minerals to go and have a go at him after he's scored a couple of goals.
01:19:42.000 I know.
01:19:46.000 He's like, that guy can do what he wants.
01:19:49.000 Harland is so good, I think, that you, like, as superior as City are, he could, if you put him in Man United, you think, well, Man United might win the league now.
01:19:58.000 You think he's going to get 30 goals.
01:19:59.000 Liverpool, they might win the league.
01:20:01.000 He's like someone that you think would get 30 goals almost any other, any conditions.
01:20:01.000 They'll get 30 goals.
01:20:07.000 Sort of astonishing and unique when it appears that the tide of inflation is rising to make what would once have been regarded, because it was before, like you said, them 100 million players, it's like, oh, you're the equivalent of Trevor Francis or Ruud Gullit or whoever the most expensive player in the world is.
01:20:24.000 Now it's just like, they're the equivalent of people I don't remember from the 70s, 80s and 90s, aren't they?
01:20:30.000 So I don't know, man.
01:20:31.000 All right, we've got to do our predictions now to wrap up this Football is Nice segment, this Football is Nice show.
01:20:40.000 I knew I'd done bad, I could tell it.
01:20:42.000 Look at yours, almost all green and lella.
01:20:44.000 You are, in a way, the Man City of... How did that Giza do, though?
01:20:49.000 Mark Goldbridge, we didn't fuck him, we didn't bother him.
01:20:51.000 BadGraphicsJack's not gonna do that.
01:20:53.000 BadGraphicsJack, that's, I'd say, your best graphic.
01:20:56.000 I'm confused as to why you've put a fade into the sort of reds and the yellows, why you've not done block colours.
01:21:02.000 Can someone ask him why he did that, and why he did that?
01:21:05.000 He's sort of, he's done, an incorrect result is red, a correct result is yellow, and an absolutely correct score is green.
01:21:12.000 But he's used this sort of fade, and I don't know why he did it.
01:21:15.000 What did he say?
01:21:17.000 It's hard to speak.
01:21:22.000 Make him say it out loud through a microphone.
01:21:25.000 Because I think that would be good to have on the record.
01:21:28.000 Is that mic working?
01:21:35.000 It's artistic, Gareth.
01:21:36.000 Yeah.
01:21:37.000 It's artistic.
01:21:38.000 I mean, who are we in a way to argue with that, you know?
01:21:40.000 Well, I think I'm an established artist.
01:21:43.000 Artist, that's a good point.
01:21:44.000 And you are sort of a credible producer and performer and writer of some renowned success.
01:21:50.000 Yeah.
01:21:50.000 But I do sort of think about it, I very much admire.
01:21:54.000 And this is it.
01:21:55.000 This is the paradox of Jack.
01:21:55.000 This is it.
01:21:57.000 The Jack paradox.
01:21:58.000 Yeah.
01:22:00.000 Yeah, it's interesting.
01:22:01.000 Alright.
01:22:02.000 On the surface of it, I think most of it, you're right, looks really bad.
01:22:06.000 But it's one of those, it's the kind of bad that you think, in like a few years time, we're gonna go, God, it's brilliant that, wasn't it?
01:22:12.000 Is he like the Picasso of graphics?
01:22:14.000 That's the thing.
01:22:14.000 Like, we think it's bad, and Jack's like, he's Vincent van Gogh.
01:22:18.000 Yeah.
01:22:18.000 Like, this world were never meant for one as beautiful as my graphic.
01:22:21.000 That's right.
01:22:21.000 Like, we don't understand how good he is.
01:22:24.000 No.
01:22:24.000 Because he's that good.
01:22:25.000 That's why he just gets on with it.
01:22:26.000 It's artistic.
01:22:27.000 Like, he doesn't, he's not affected by our criticism.
01:22:30.000 It's artistic what I've done.
01:22:31.000 I don't care.
01:22:32.000 Yeah.
01:22:32.000 One day I will end my life and you fools will miss me.
01:22:36.000 Alright, let's do the predictions.
01:22:37.000 Will you lot remember it so I don't have to write it down like a little nerf?
01:22:40.000 All right, Spurs v Man U. We're only going to do five predictions this week and we're including holes to make it more interesting for Gareth.
01:22:47.000 That's just a decision someone made.
01:22:48.000 Let's include hole for Gareth.
01:22:50.000 Well, West Ham are included.
01:22:52.000 Yeah, but they're in the top flight.
01:22:53.000 Oh, okay, fair enough.
01:22:55.000 But I'm not arguing with it.
01:22:56.000 No, sure, sure, sure.
01:22:57.000 I'm just noticing it.
01:22:59.000 Yeah.
01:22:59.000 Noticing is not arguing, although sometimes, for me, it is.
01:23:03.000 Like, if I notice something, I'll argue with it, and all I've really done is noticed it.
01:23:06.000 Oh, I noticed this, so therefore I'm going to cause a fucking problem!
01:23:10.000 That's actually my mentality.
01:23:12.000 It's best not to be noticed.
01:23:13.000 Don't notice anything.
01:23:16.000 Spurs v Man Utd.
01:23:23.000 I think 2-1 Tottenham.
01:23:25.000 2-1 United.
01:23:27.000 Man City v Newcastle.
01:23:29.000 I'm so glad this game's happening.
01:23:30.000 It's an evening game.
01:23:30.000 Is it not going to be televised?
01:23:32.000 Will it be televised, that?
01:23:34.000 It's on telly?
01:23:34.000 Ah, cool.
01:23:35.000 Alright, City v Newcastle.
01:23:37.000 What's going to happen there, guys?
01:23:39.000 They've got no De Bruyne and they don't have Paquette yet.
01:23:42.000 Newcastle on the march.
01:23:45.000 Didn't they draw last season at a similar time?
01:23:48.000 That's when people recognised that Newcastle were a force to be reckoned with.
01:23:53.000 I feel like I want Newcastle to win.
01:23:57.000 Do you think I was going to say Chicken Tonight?
01:23:59.000 I'm going to predict Newcastle.
01:24:02.000 Newcastle 2-0.
01:24:03.000 Wow, an away win.
01:24:04.000 Yeah, fuck it.
01:24:05.000 What have I got to lose?
01:24:06.000 Dignity and credibility as a predictor.
01:24:10.000 God, that is a tough one.
01:24:13.000 Can we beat Chelsea?
01:24:14.000 Okay, I'm going to say something crazy like 3-2 Man City.
01:24:19.000 Ain't crazy as 2-0 Newcastle.
01:24:21.000 I'm crazy.
01:24:23.000 Chelsea, West Ham, I always predict that we're going to win and I'm going to have to predict that we're going to win.
01:24:27.000 Oh gosh shit.
01:24:29.000 Fuck.
01:24:31.000 Oh god no.
01:24:32.000 Bollocks.
01:24:33.000 3-2.
01:24:35.000 Blackburn, why don't you feel the sweet sting of loyalty?
01:24:39.000 The bitter taste of love under your tongue?
01:24:42.000 We had a great result of the weekend against Sheffield Wednesday, but... Oh, did you win that?
01:24:45.000 Yeah, 4-2.
01:24:46.000 Two fun hat-tricks.
01:24:47.000 It was great.
01:24:48.000 I was very pleased with it, but Sheffield Wednesday have just come up and I don't think they're going to have a great season.
01:24:52.000 Blackburn, I don't see us winning it.
01:24:55.000 I'll say 1-0 Blackburn.
01:24:57.000 You are willing to predict a whole loss, are you?
01:25:00.000 Do you actually put prediction before superstition?
01:25:03.000 I usually try to, yeah, just to temper my...
01:25:05.000 Oh right, then it's like you win either way in a sense.
01:25:08.000 Alright, well I'm going to predict that Hull are going to win 1-0 away.
01:25:12.000 Now when it comes to that Werder Bremen-Bayern Munich tie, I've been thinking about this a lot.
01:25:17.000 And I like to think that Werder Bremen are going to win 2-1.
01:25:21.000 Do you?
01:25:22.000 Yeah, I don't want Harry Kane to win his... I want Harry Kane to... No, I don't want Harry Kane to suffer.
01:25:26.000 That's out of order.
01:25:27.000 But I just think that things might be all... Like, he might become sort of a big, long Frank Spencer of Bavaria.
01:25:33.000 Right.
01:25:34.000 You don't want that to happen.
01:25:36.000 I do think it will.
01:25:38.000 Like a sort of a cack-handed sort of sod.
01:25:43.000 Like a big grasshopper-legged loon.
01:25:46.000 I'll say bye on 2 now.
01:25:48.000 There you go, those are our predictions.
01:25:50.000 Now we have to stop doing that because of other jobs.
01:25:52.000 That's all the time we've got today.
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