Stay Free - Russel Brand - Iran Escalates, Ireland Revolts and Trump Crosses a Line — SF704

00:02:09.000 Russell Brand, a controversial conspiracy theorist.

00:02:12.000 Trying to bring real journalism to the American people.

00:02:16.000 Hello there, you awakening wonders.

00:02:17.000 Thanks for joining me today for Stay Free with Russell Brand.

00:02:21.000 Let's stay free indeed.

00:02:23.000 Over the course of the next hour here on Rumble and Rumble Premium, we'll be talking about the Iran blockade, Ireland fuel protests, Trump Jesus, it's the quickening.

00:02:33.000 We'll be talking as well about the launch of my new book via Tucker Carlson Books.

00:02:39.000 Where is that book?

00:02:39.000 Here it is.

00:02:40.000 This is the book that I've written.

00:02:42.000 How to become Christian in seven days may take 50 years of sin and serious f-ups to get started.

00:02:48.000 The cross on the cover is made of flies. 0.96

00:02:50.000 I found out afterwards that Beelzebub is the lord of the flies.

00:02:54.000 It's available now on Tucker Carlson Books, so go get that.

00:02:54.000 Good book.

00:02:58.000 Let me know what you think about Tucker's take on the war.

00:03:00.000 Are you MAGA forever?

00:03:01.000 Are you Trump forever?

00:03:02.000 Are you antagonized by the ongoing escalating war that's going to form a lot of the subject of the show today, where I'll be talking, as always, to my beloved friend Jake, who looks mysterious and shadowy more than usually, there's the eyes.

00:03:14.000 Yeah, there you are, darling.

00:03:15.000 I'll be talking to my friend Dave, who's also here in the room.

00:03:19.000 I'm good.

00:03:19.000 You're right, mate.

00:03:20.000 Yeah, you look good today.

00:03:21.000 You look good over there in the UK.

00:03:23.000 Probably, I'm sort of, I bet you're grinding to get over there to Ireland and join them fuel protests, aren't you, Joseph McCann?

00:03:31.000 I am indeed.

00:03:32.000 Let's get over there and cover it.

00:03:33.000 I'll tell you what, them, yeah, you should be over there covering it.

00:03:36.000 Them farmers in the UK getting pretty aged out and all.

00:03:39.000 I think the farm protests are going to be a significant part of our movement to new forms. of democracy in the UK.

00:03:45.000 But let me know what you think about that in the comments and chat.

00:03:48.000 Do you reckon that these energy blockades and this, I would say, escalating global tension and the sort of throb of ever-present Armageddon is going to lead to new democratic movements?

00:03:59.000 It certainly means that I've begun my campaign to be the mayor of London in a participatory, open-source, direct digital democracy where it don't matter what you think you believe in politically.

00:04:09.000 I think I believe that I'm a green person.

00:04:12.000 Okay.

00:04:12.000 Well, you could vote on this issue in this way then.

00:04:14.000 I think I think that I'm a reform person.

00:04:16.000 Okay.

00:04:17.000 Like these words.

00:04:18.000 And taxonomies are starting to melt away into meaningless, so that it gets to the point where a man living in Canada who's from Iran via, born in the UK, born in the UK, aren't you, Massey?

00:04:31.000 Born in Coventry, mate, yeah.

00:04:33.000 So, I mean, what kind of a world are we living in?

00:04:37.000 What a glorious concoction of humanity.

00:04:39.000 And over the course of the next hour, we'll be working all of it out for good.

00:04:43.000 But don't you increasingly think that the reason that we're in this situation is because the old systems and the old Political categories are no longer relevant.

00:04:51.000 Let me know what you think about that in the comments and chat.

00:04:53.000 And Massey and Jake, if you see any sort of response to those questions, rather than the usual unending stream of anti Semitism versus Islamophobia, bring that out.

00:05:04.000 But also, you can read out Islamophobic and anti Semitical comments as well, because they're all the same to me.

00:05:10.000 I don't mean all of the Jews are the same to me, or all of the Muslims are the same to me, or all of the comments are the same to me.

00:05:16.000 Now, watch what time it is now, right?

00:05:18.000 We're live streaming.

00:05:19.000 So now, right, we're three minutes into the show.

00:05:21.000 Check out what happens.

00:05:24.000 Check me in 10 minutes, man.

00:05:25.000 This is Reborn.

00:05:26.000 You should have a look at reborn.com.

00:05:28.000 That stuff, man, is elevating me.

00:05:30.000 It's keeping me going.

00:05:31.000 Now, to ensure that the Lord is present in all this, before we jump into the comment here, Bibi, can you jump into Dave's seat for us?

00:05:38.000 Here is a nurse with a verse.

00:05:40.000 We're being joined with Nurse Vicky, Nikki, a devout Christian who is now going to.

00:05:45.000 Nikki, I asked you just this very morning.

00:05:46.000 Thanks for coming on.

00:05:48.000 Would you choose a verse for us and then tell us why you chose that verse so that we can see what your relationship with the Lord is like?

00:05:56.000 Today.

00:05:57.000 And you lot there, if you've got something from the Quran or something from Buddhism or some sort of secular ideology, you keep that to yourself.

00:06:04.000 We're not interested.

00:06:05.000 Nurse Nikki, let us know what's going on.

00:06:08.000 Okay, so I chose a passage that the Lord spoke to me through earlier this week.

00:06:13.000 And it's kind of a couple scriptures from Psalm 107, but then it piggybacked on another piece that I read right after Mark.

00:06:21.000 So if there's enough time, great.

00:06:23.000 If not, you can cut me off.

00:06:25.000 It's not a nurse with some verses.

00:06:27.000 It's a nurse with a verse.

00:06:29.000 It's not nurses with verses.

00:06:31.000 It's not perverse nurses with verses.

00:06:33.000 It's a nurse with a verse.

00:06:35.000 Okay, so what is it?

00:06:36.000 Psalm which?

00:06:37.000 107.

00:06:38.000 I'm going to follow along.

00:06:39.000 Follow along, my friend.

00:06:39.000 It jumps around.

00:06:40.000 It jumps around a little, okay?

00:06:42.000 So, let the redeemed of the Lord proclaim that he has redeemed them from the power of the foe and has gathered them from the lands, from the east and the west, from the north and the south.

00:06:53.000 Others set in darkness and gloom, prisoners in cruel chains.

00:06:57.000 He brought them out of darkness and gloom and broke their chains apart.

00:07:01.000 Let them give thanks to the Lord for his faithful love and his wondrous works for all humanity, for he has broken down the bronze gates and cut through the iron bars.

00:07:12.000 And so, earlier this week, this is just a little glimpse into my personal life, but I was just dealing with something and I was struggling with it.

00:07:21.000 I also am in recovery, but with Codependence Anonymous.

00:07:24.000 And, you know, sometimes I can get in my head and try to solve things on my own.

00:07:29.000 And I know the solution is just to be with Jesus and to get in his word.

00:07:32.000 He almost always has something good for me.

00:07:34.000 So, when I jumped in here and was just Really caught off by the Holy Spirit and felt like Jesus was like, Don't you remember what I've done for you?

00:07:42.000 Like, I have come to redeem you from the power of the foe, to free you from those lies and all those things that we get stuck in our head, kind of ruminating over.

00:07:51.000 And it just talked about him breaking the chains.

00:07:54.000 And so it was an act for me to remember, you know, my identity in Christ, what he's done for me, and to be kind of stepping away from fear and anxiety and trying to solve it on my own and remember the grander story of what God has already done for me.

00:08:08.000 And that sets me on a firm foundation.

00:08:11.000 What I like about that is one of the people we're hanging out with at the moment, Jamie Winship, who wrote Living Fearless.

00:08:18.000 That was the show on Monday.

00:08:19.000 Let me know what you think about that in the comments and chats.

00:08:22.000 If you can pull any comment about that and maybe see if there's a way of pulling comments so that we can return to them at different points and then, like, when, so that they're sort of getting banged.

00:08:29.000 That could work.

00:08:30.000 Like, he says 365 times, you know, you all know this already.

00:08:34.000 If you're Christian, it says, do not be afraid in the Bible.

00:08:37.000 And then once, you know, it says, who is, several times, I'm sure, Fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom.

00:08:45.000 He told me that when you start to feel fear, it's not necessarily fear of the thing that you one assumes like, oh no, debt, oh no, jail, oh no, Armageddon.

00:08:58.000 It's that you may lapse into a different state of consciousness or frequency, a different state of mind, i.e., you let go of Jesus.

00:09:06.000 One of the things about coming to Christ later in life, and as someone that finds some of the Christian image systems, like, what I'm going to say, sort of, I don't want to say repugnant, it's not quite the right word, but sort of a bit like, is that I need someone to look at it this way.

00:09:21.000 You are made to be in alignment with the divine frequency.

00:09:25.000 This is possible now that the incarnation has occurred.

00:09:28.000 It's like a frequency jam, something that wasn't possible for the people prior to Christ.

00:09:32.000 Possible now because God came in the form of a human being, sort of opening up a new kind of download or a new upgrade or a new system that was inapplicable and inaccessible previously is now available for us.

00:09:45.000 That somehow, for me, gets rid of some of the cloying language around it.

00:09:49.000 Another thing I sometimes think when looking at the Old Testament is because people will tell you, like Josh the Hungarian ministry, Dave, he'd say, No, the Psalms are very specifically talking about this, or Isaiah is very specifically talking about that.

00:10:01.000 The historicity, the history of Scripture.

00:10:05.000 Now, of course, people can say, oh, well, you know, when the Gospels were written, after that, Jerusalem had been sacked.

00:10:11.000 So they can make these predictions then, and they're not really predictions because at the point when Christ was alive, Jerusalem hadn't been sacked.

00:10:18.000 But by the time the Gospels were written, it had been sacked.

00:10:20.000 So it's not prophecy at all.

00:10:21.000 It's merely people writing something after the event and after the fact.

00:10:25.000 But if, like, the prophecies of Isaiah or Daniel or Ezekiel or the Psalters are not considered relevant to me today, and get on this for you, a fellow member of this generation of individual expressionism, who bloody well cares?

00:10:41.000 Like, if he's not talking to me, I'm not reading it.

00:10:43.000 I don't care.

00:10:44.000 That's what I first thought.

00:10:45.000 I'd done this degree one time in Eastern mysticism and like yoga and all that kind of thing.

00:10:50.000 I was trying to understand it.

00:10:51.000 And like, while I was in the room and they were talking about like how yoga and the Vedic philosophies emerge and Hinduism's not even really a religion.

00:11:00.000 In fact, that's the term, like the word Welsh for British people.

00:11:04.000 The Welsh is what the others. Called the Welsh.

00:11:08.000 That's not their own name for themselves. 0.99

00:11:10.000 And the Hindus is the same thing.

00:11:11.000 They didn't call themselves Hindus. 0.98

00:11:13.000 The other tribes weren't them Hindus. 0.58

00:11:14.000 In fact, Hindu literally means something like those on the other side of the river.

00:11:18.000 While I was looking at all them esoteric tantric texts and stuff, I was also thinking, how does this affect me now?

00:11:25.000 Which, by the way, is also why I think about a US blockade of Iran or an island fuel protest or Trump mentioning Jesus.

00:11:32.000 How does this affect me now?

00:11:33.000 Now, that's not just narcissism and solipsism.

00:11:36.000 It's me, like you, are participants in the creation of reality with him.

00:11:40.000 We are co-heirs.

00:11:41.000 We are charged with creating reality together.

00:11:43.000 So, what I hope you'll get from this book is that you'll see that the type of Christianity that interests me is not a Christianity that can cozily get along with the world, but a type of Christianity that helps.

00:11:53.000 Arm you and equip you with a certain fact that the reason the world's the way it is is because it's fallen into the control of evil and that there's a way out for you.

00:12:00.000 Whether you're an addict, whether you're fallen, whatever you are, whatever stories you've told yourself about yourself using the metrics of this fallen world, do not conform to its patterns.

00:12:10.000 Arise and awaken now in Christ.

00:12:12.000 That's my book.

00:12:12.000 In a minute, we'll be talking about the Iran blockade and our brothers over there in Ireland and sisters kicking right off.

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00:12:23.000 Nurse Nicky, thank you for that verse with a nurse. 0.90

00:12:26.000 Won't at all.

00:12:27.000 Perverse would never dream of reversing my decision to do that.

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00:14:23.000 We're going to start talking about the Iran blockade in just a moment.

00:14:26.000 But what are people saying in the chat, Jake? 0.76

00:14:29.000 Well, Colorado Watch says, blasphemer thinks he's divine, surrounds himself with judo Christian. 0.99

00:14:36.000 I think heretics, but they said headatics, attacks the Pope, garbage human. 0.99

00:14:41.000 I don't think they're talking about you, though. 0.99

00:14:43.000 I hope not, because I've tried not to be a heretic.

00:14:45.000 I, attacking the Pope, I reckon that could be about Trump.

00:14:48.000 Trump.

00:14:49.000 That's the conversation that's changing right now.

00:14:52.000 I've spoken to Christians that are.

00:14:55.000 I'd say ardently pro-Trump.

00:14:57.000 Sometimes I think they're more pro-Trump than they are actual Jesus. 0.72

00:15:02.000 But also, I've spoken to people that are not Christian at all saying, no, come on. 0.50

00:15:05.000 He's been consistent about Iran. 0.67

00:15:07.000 He's always said he didn't want Iran to have nuclear weapons and the other stuff.

00:15:12.000 Do you think there's a fundamental difference between Trump posting a meme of himself as Superman versus posting a meme of himself as Jesus?

00:15:19.000 If you're not a Christian, what difference does it make?

00:15:19.000 Let me know.

00:15:21.000 If you're not a Christian, don't believe that Jesus is real, then Superman, Jesus, Batman, Muhammad. 0.99

00:15:29.000 Spider lady. 1.00

00:15:29.000 I'm assuming there's a spider lady these days. 1.00

00:15:31.000 They're always looking to get a lady one, aren't they? 1.00

00:15:34.000 Like that one into the spider verse. 0.99

00:15:37.000 At every single one of the.

00:15:38.000 There's one that had a little capon. 1.00

00:15:40.000 Pig one. 0.99

00:15:41.000 There's a pig. 0.99

00:15:42.000 There's a pig Spider Man. 1.00

00:15:42.000 Pig lady. 1.00

00:15:44.000 No, that's no. 0.99

00:15:45.000 Oh, you know, that's from The Simpsons, I think.

00:15:46.000 Peter Porker.

00:15:47.000 No, no, I don't think so, Jake.

00:15:49.000 I think what's happened there is that you're dehydrated and you've gone mad.

00:15:52.000 We put the screen back so as I can see my beloved Joe and Massey on screen. 1.00

00:15:57.000 Guys, I'm going to leap into this Iranian blockade. 0.63

00:15:59.000 Not literally, because. 1.00

00:16:01.000 I see that as a pretty dangerous place to be.

00:16:03.000 The things I want to understand is how it's going to lead to.

00:16:06.000 Let me know in the comments and chat if you agree with this. 0.96

00:16:09.000 Global war, like China. 0.98

00:16:11.000 Like, we're okay. 0.99

00:16:12.000 We're allowed to abuse the old straits of our hummus.

00:16:14.000 Don't you think it's mad?

00:16:15.000 Like, when there's a war, you have to learn a bunch of new stuff.

00:16:18.000 I remember when I had to learn about the Houthis.

00:16:20.000 I remember during COVID, where I had to learn about spike protein.

00:16:24.000 It's just weird that now we have to have a new vocabulary.

00:16:26.000 And I think that's sort of very particular to our social media time.

00:16:30.000 You know, People used to say that when Twitter, as it was then, started, it was a real, it was folky.

00:16:36.000 It was folky.

00:16:37.000 It was people talking about hobbies and jokes and stuff like that, honestly.

00:16:41.000 And then something happened to it.

00:16:43.000 I don't know why.

00:16:44.000 I don't know why that is.

00:16:46.000 And I don't know what it is about everyone in the world having an opinion about everything that makes the world so dreadful to live in these days.

00:16:53.000 But I think it's to do with the fall of the Tower of Babel, you know?

00:16:56.000 Like it's like we've reached too high and we're in a kind of disparate, terrible tumble.

00:17:01.000 But we'll work it out, won't we?

00:17:03.000 That's before we get into this.

00:17:05.000 With Joe and Massey and Dave and Jake, and of course you, because you can join us at any point you like.

00:17:10.000 Remember, we've got a lot going on.

00:17:12.000 Before I get into this, I want to tell you some of the things that are going on because I want you to know about it.

00:17:15.000 I think we can do a show with Thomas Massey.

00:17:17.000 I'm pretty excited about that.

00:17:19.000 You know, because I think he's one of those people that, what do I want to say?

00:17:22.000 He's behaved with such authenticity and integrity throughout this entire peculiar time when Biden was still in and the ascent of Trump, and now this turbulent moment with Trump that I think we can rely on him.

00:17:35.000 Andrew Tate is around.

00:17:37.000 We're going to go talk to him, spend some time with him.

00:17:39.000 We better talk to some of the people we know about that because I want to get ahead of that because there's people we know that are not pro Andrew Tate.

00:17:45.000 And I say, when I talk to him, he's absolutely delightful.

00:17:51.000 Like all of these people that I've seen viciously demonised, Tommy Robinson, absolutely adorable.

00:17:57.000 I mean, you can see he's got an edge to him.

00:17:59.000 Like, you know, he will kick off.

00:18:01.000 You can feel it.

00:18:02.000 I'm sure it's true with Andrew Tate, but like you're getting the wrong side of Young Joe down there.

00:18:06.000 It's not a good place to be.

00:18:07.000 I mean, I say this is his beloved brother.

00:18:09.000 I have to handle him a bit like you know that film Hurt Locker where that geezer has to stop like bombs going off the whole time.

00:18:16.000 That's what it's like being Joe's sponsor.

00:18:18.000 You have to sort of go, now, Joe, I don't know that that's.

00:18:22.000 No, come on now, Joe.

00:18:23.000 I'm chilled, man.

00:18:25.000 Oh, you are now.

00:18:26.000 You're lovely.

00:18:26.000 I'm pissed off.

00:18:27.000 That's your true you.

00:18:28.000 Your true you is lovely.

00:18:30.000 True you is lovely.

00:18:30.000 And what do judges do?

00:18:31.000 Steven has to say congrats.

00:18:33.000 Ah!

00:18:34.000 Tell us about why we should be congratulating you.

00:18:38.000 Yeah, I passed my HGV test, the practical test.

00:18:41.000 It was hard, mate.

00:18:42.000 It was really hard.

00:18:43.000 I was pretty lucky.

00:18:44.000 I was one minor away from failing it.

00:18:47.000 But I did all right, man.

00:18:49.000 I had a good instructor.

00:18:50.000 Shout out Lee.

00:18:51.000 Good guy.

00:18:52.000 Brilliant instructor.

00:18:54.000 And a good examiner on the day.

00:18:56.000 Yeah, the other one.

00:18:57.000 He was a nice fella as well, Cole.

00:19:00.000 Yeah, they're all good.

00:19:00.000 They're all trying their hardest, didn't they?

00:19:02.000 They're all good.

00:19:03.000 Yeah.

00:19:03.000 Congratulations, mate.

00:19:05.000 Now, your CPS, that means you can protect us up close, doesn't it?

00:19:09.000 Close protection.

00:19:09.000 Does that what it means?

00:19:10.000 Yeah.

00:19:10.000 And your.

00:19:12.000 Close protection operative.

00:19:13.000 He's a close protection operative.

00:19:15.000 And a heavy goods vehicle driver.

00:19:17.000 And a heavy goods vehicle driver.

00:19:19.000 That's a lot of good.

00:19:20.000 So I see us in the future.

00:19:21.000 Check this.

00:19:21.000 We're doing a tent revival.

00:19:23.000 We're driving around the country. 0.67

00:19:25.000 Joe's driving some big mad wagon thing.

00:19:27.000 You're in it, I'm sorry to tell you, Dave.

00:19:29.000 We're paying for everything in Bitcoin.

00:19:30.000 Massey's out the back, sort of moaning, wanting to go somewhere else.

00:19:33.000 You know, it's my mum's birthday or Vanessa's anniversary or one of my birds.

00:19:33.000 Oh, no.

00:19:37.000 It's like a feather fell off it.

00:19:39.000 Like reasons to just not be at work all the time.

00:19:42.000 Like, Joe will be in the front seat.

00:19:44.000 Protecting us, like protect, we'll all be together.

00:19:46.000 We'll be travelling around, massy, saying, I don't actually believe in this stuff.

00:19:51.000 I think it's all made up.

00:19:52.000 But you're going, that's all right, come, just stay with us, stay with us.

00:19:54.000 It's going to be okay, it's going to be okay.

00:19:56.000 We go to different towns, we set up the tent, we preach the holy word of the Lord, and we leave behind, hopefully, a legacy of total love.

00:20:03.000 People telling them, you should be running your own community.

00:20:05.000 You don't need people telling you what to do.

00:20:07.000 Run your own community, don't vote for anybody.

00:20:09.000 And then we'll elevate political figures that are self sacrificing servant types, like our Lord, upon whose shoulders the government must surely rest.

00:20:17.000 Then we'll just go home again, be with our families.

00:20:19.000 What do you think about that as a plan?

00:20:21.000 Are you okay if. 0.99

00:20:22.000 Because Massey could play drums too.

00:20:24.000 Oh, yeah, he can do that.

00:20:25.000 Even if he's a heathen?

00:20:26.000 Heathen drummer.

00:20:27.000 Yeah.

00:20:28.000 Yeah, I think actually it would be a good angle.

00:20:30.000 The best one.

00:20:31.000 I'll say it's our heathen, like Keith Moon, yeah, terrible.

00:20:33.000 Like, we'll say, like, this is a heathen drummer, like Animal from the Muppets.

00:20:37.000 And, like, you'll be playing guitar.

00:20:37.000 Yeah.

00:20:39.000 I'm going to go.

00:20:40.000 I'll tell you now, you might as well get ready.

00:20:43.000 I'm going to start singing stuff, and you're going to have to just put up with it.

00:20:47.000 Yeah, duh.

00:20:47.000 I bet you let Nathan Finocchio sing stuff, don't you?

00:20:50.000 I've never heard Nathan sing, actually.

00:20:52.000 Well, he can.

00:20:53.000 For the record.

00:20:53.000 Nathan Finocchio, he can come.

00:20:55.000 All of us will be together.

00:20:56.000 We'll be preaching the holy word of the Lord.

00:20:59.000 Then the downside is, if we actually become quite effective at it, we, I'm afraid, will all be murdered.

00:21:04.000 But up until that point.

00:21:06.000 Well, no, not if Joe's on point.

00:21:07.000 No, Joe's got it.

00:21:08.000 Joe, like, Joe'll be there.

00:21:10.000 He'll take a couple of hits.

00:21:11.000 We're armed.

00:21:12.000 Everyone's armed.

00:21:13.000 We're fully armed.

00:21:14.000 We're fully armed.

00:21:15.000 Hollow tip bullets.

00:21:16.000 We're ready to go. 0.93

00:21:17.000 It's in America, boys.

00:21:18.000 You understand the beauty of the system once you're in America.

00:21:21.000 You realise, yeah, you do need to be armed in this world of savages.

00:21:25.000 I've got to tell you, the basic point is this the more you come to know our Lord and Saviour, Christ Jesus, the more you realise that the world is really, really evil and that it's controlled by evil forces.

00:21:36.000 And I did this bit on Tucker.

00:21:38.000 It'll be on tomorrow.

00:21:38.000 I can't wait.

00:21:39.000 But you should check me on Tucker Carlson on Friday because we've done an interview with him, but their interview goes out first because they've got more power in the dynamic between our two camps.

00:21:48.000 So their one's going to, and it might be better for me anyway because the book and everything, you know, is promoting this new book that's with a Tucker Carlson.

00:21:54.000 imprint that I've written and I'm really proud of it.

00:21:56.000 It's a good book.

00:21:56.000 I wrote it.

00:21:57.000 I don't even know how much money I'm getting paid.

00:21:58.000 I might not even accept any money for it.

00:22:00.000 I might use all of it to, no, not you.

00:22:03.000 It's gone directly to me.

00:22:04.000 We worked it out.

00:22:05.000 You've done it.

00:22:06.000 You're just like, actually, just give me every penny of that stuff.

00:22:09.000 Anyway, so there's this bit while I was on the Tucker Carlson interview, right? 0.99

00:22:13.000 Where I, uh, why don't you all read out your dedications in the acknowledgements, like, because you're all getting real good props in there, every single last one of you motherfuckers, to quote Pulp Fiction. 0.97

00:22:23.000 Sorry about my language. 0.92

00:22:24.000 It's because I just saw that wallet thing that you put in the advert, Massey.

00:22:27.000 Um, there was this bit, um, where Tucker Carlson, like, we were talking about lone gunmen, I goes, it's good how these lone gunmen always kill people that really benefits the government and the elite, isn't it?

00:22:38.000 In fact, these lone gunmen, And the government should start working together.

00:22:41.000 Because they've obviously got a lot in common.

00:22:43.000 Like, whoever it is that killed Charlie Kirk, I'm killing him, I'm a trans person and into fluffies or furries or whatever it is that that person was into. 0.95

00:22:51.000 The person I want dead happens to align with someone that's extremely beneficial to get rid of. 0.98

00:22:57.000 And whoever it was that killed JFK and Martin Luther King and My Next, always these lone gunmen.

00:23:02.000 Are you a lone gunman?

00:23:03.000 Consider a job with the government.

00:23:05.000 If you're a lone wolf gunman, a loner, like with no social media footprint or whatever, you.

00:23:11.000 Could consider a job working for the American government or the deep state forces that undergird the American government and kill sainted, lovely leaders. 0.98

00:23:21.000 And you will, of course, immediately die afterwards, but you're probably going to kill yourself after just a school rampage anyway. 0.95

00:23:26.000 So for you, it's all gravy, baby. 0.99

00:23:28.000 It's gravy then the grave. 0.84

00:23:30.000 You, lone gunman killers, you should give it a try.

00:23:33.000 They have good benefits, you think?

00:23:35.000 Only on Rumble Premium.

00:23:36.000 Yeah, pay in Bitcoin.

00:23:37.000 You're paid in Bitcoin.

00:23:38.000 God, what does it say in acknowledgements about each of you? 1.00

00:23:40.000 And if not every single one of you, don't sob like ladies. 1.00

00:23:44.000 You've got hearts of stone. 1.00

00:23:46.000 So, this is from the book.

00:23:47.000 Yeah.

00:23:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:23:49.000 Russell Brand's new book.

00:23:50.000 Pretty good stuff, I'd say.

00:23:52.000 Massey, I want you to hear this, just so you know.

00:23:55.000 It says, Massey for making me look good.

00:23:58.000 Thank you. 0.56

00:24:00.000 You godless heathen. 1.00

00:24:02.000 Because Massey cuts the stuff. 0.96

00:24:03.000 Thank you very much. 1.00

00:24:04.000 And he's not even a Christian. 0.87

00:24:06.000 He didn't really help with the book at all. 0.99

00:24:07.000 If anything, he was a hindrance.

00:24:12.000 Jake Smith, my brother on the path and partner in mission and ministry.

00:24:15.000 Spark, light, reignite.

00:24:17.000 That's one of Jake's phrases of what our job is.

00:24:19.000 If you're not interested in Jesus at all, we've got to spark interest.

00:24:22.000 Light, for those of us that are in Him, we've got to keep it lit.

00:24:25.000 We've got to keep that light within us.

00:24:26.000 He is real.

00:24:27.000 Keep your eyes on Him.

00:24:28.000 Don't start thinking, I'm scared.

00:24:29.000 I'm going to run out of money.

00:24:30.000 Oh, no.

00:24:30.000 I'm going to jail.

00:24:32.000 Like, you can't panic.

00:24:33.000 You've just got to stay cool because you're in a holy war now. 0.91

00:24:36.000 And if you've, like, I've grubbed Christian, but you're a bit bored of it because they've not been teaching you it properly, you have to reignite it. 0.60

00:24:43.000 In it, Jake.

00:24:44.000 I think that's it.

00:24:44.000 It was your phrase.

00:24:45.000 Beautiful.

00:24:46.000 Put it right down.

00:24:47.000 Our buddy Dave Fields for leadership and for demonstration of his.

00:24:51.000 Power through kindness.

00:24:54.000 Win-win mindset.

00:24:56.000 Yeah, that's how he talks.

00:24:57.000 In for keeping the chips rotating.

00:24:59.000 Look, hold your hand up now, Dave, so they can see what I'm talking about.

00:25:01.000 He's got chips.

00:25:03.000 Joe said that's his only tell. 0.99

00:25:05.000 That's the only way you know that Dave is insane.

00:25:08.000 Because Dave can hold it together.

00:25:10.000 Except for the chips.

00:25:11.000 Like in the real world.

00:25:12.000 He's like in Avatar.

00:25:13.000 In that Avatar, say me and Joe are like them people at the early bit when they keep knocking over all the instruments in the surgery.

00:25:20.000 But Dave, Like one of the people that's been in Avatar for ages can hold it together, you know, like it's running that blue body nice.

00:25:28.000 So, this is a compliment, Joe.

00:25:30.000 My brother, Joe McCann, thank you for making my addiction seem reasonable and my life seem livable.

00:25:38.000 Pretty good, it is pretty good.

00:25:39.000 I like it.

00:25:40.000 It's a backhanded compliment.

00:25:41.000 Salute, yeah, yeah.

00:25:43.000 Well done on your HEV, praise the Lord.

00:25:47.000 Okay, now the legacy media have got some incredible insights into how you should think and feel.

00:25:52.000 Be afraid.

00:25:53.000 All of the time is the basic message.

00:25:55.000 Here's one of the reasons why you should be afraid right now.

00:25:58.000 There's a fuel blockade, all your fuel prices are going up, there's probably going to be terrorist attacks in your country, and you're not good enough.

00:26:04.000 You remember that from your childhood, but that's still true. 0.92

00:26:09.000 President Trump has threatened to eliminate Iranian attack ships approaching his blockade of Iranian ports in the Strait of Hormuz. 1.00

00:26:16.000 We can't let a country blackmail or extort the world because that's what they're doing. 0.95

00:26:23.000 They're really blackmailing the world.

00:26:25.000 We're not going to let that happen.

00:26:27.000 The failure of peace talks over the weekend has caused another surge in oil prices as Iran calls the blockade piracy and threatens to retaliate.

00:26:37.000 The Israeli Prime Minister says he supports.

00:26:39.000 President Trump's blockade, officials from Israel and Lebanon preparing to hold direct talks in Washington.

00:26:46.000 And Pope Leo says he will continue to speak out against the war after fierce criticism from Donald Trump.

00:26:53.000 The US says all vessels will be subject to interception, diversion, and capture, except those transiting the Strait of Hormuz to and from non Iranian ports.

00:27:03.000 The Strait, to remind you, is a critical shipping route through which roughly 20% of the world's oil and natural liquefied gas is transported, as well as.

00:27:12.000 Who's that guy that just went by like on holiday?

00:27:15.000 Someone like said, the Straits of Hummuz, it's absolutely lethal there.

00:27:21.000 They're all just bumming by in a speedboat having the time of their life.

00:27:25.000 That weren't them terrorists, was it?

00:27:26.000 Like you're told.

00:27:27.000 Do you remember that video we showed where it's like, Iran, they've sorted it out. 0.87

00:27:30.000 They're on speedboats, they're Miami Vice warfare, they've got drones, they're inexpensive, they're winning, they're winning. 0.90

00:27:36.000 Who was that?

00:27:37.000 They're also skiing. 0.91

00:27:38.000 To someone on a jet ski going by, these Straits of Hummuz.

00:27:42.000 Would you like to go on holiday in the Straits of Hummuz?

00:27:45.000 Tubin in the Straits of Hermes.

00:27:46.000 I'll tell you what, I think everyone's going so crazy. 0.98

00:27:49.000 I think we should completely reform our show and do things like, you know, like go capture Shia LaBeouf and save his ass, right? 0.98

00:27:54.000 Let's go do that. 0.94

00:27:55.000 Thomas Massey, go sort of go help him.

00:27:57.000 I don't know if he wants help.

00:27:58.000 He's probably doing okay.

00:27:59.000 Or we'll just go, let's go Straits of Hermes, get on a speedboat and like just bomb about there.

00:28:04.000 I mean, imagine like on the news seeing Russell Brand and some of his acolytes from his podcasters were on jet skis on the Straits of Hermes.

00:28:13.000 What do you think would actually happen?

00:28:14.000 I mean, reality's gone so mad.

00:28:16.000 I feel like you might as well do that.

00:28:17.000 Russell Brand was in Gaza amidst the ashes, just hanging out.

00:28:22.000 At least we would know.

00:28:22.000 I mean, if they take us out.

00:28:24.000 Then we'd be like, hey, we were just on holiday.

00:28:26.000 You do worry for our children, I mean.

00:28:29.000 They'd have to.

00:28:30.000 Have you got good life insurance?

00:28:31.000 Let's get some good life insurance and then start doing some more valuable pranks, is what I'd say.

00:28:37.000 That's time to do that.

00:28:38.000 All right, let's have a look.

00:28:39.000 So, yeah, what was that speedboat doing there?

00:28:40.000 That didn't look military, it looked like a holidaymaker.

00:28:42.000 The whole thing's a blag.

00:28:44.000 As well as other key goods such as jet fuel and fertilizer.

00:28:48.000 Shortly after the blockade began, President Trump took to Truth Social and this is what he posted.

00:28:54.000 He called a warning for fast attacks.

00:28:56.000 Iranian vessels writing if any of these ships come close anywhere close to our blockade they will be immediately eliminated.

00:29:06.000 Well before we discuss all of this further we thought it would be useful to give you an idea of just how it will actually be useful. 0.98

00:29:11.000 This is quite good.

00:29:12.000 This is what I used to think the BBC was meant to be when I was a kid.

00:29:14.000 Is it like they've just talked you through stuff.

00:29:16.000 This will be useful.

00:29:17.000 Here's Paddington Bear.

00:29:18.000 Like you know it was just sort of like quite gentle.

00:29:21.000 Here's Paddington Bear to help you understand the ports on the Straits of Hammuz.

00:29:26.000 Here's a picture of a member of the royal family that's not wrapped up in Epstein Island.

00:29:30.000 And Paddington Bear to show you that these Iranian ports are not operating.

00:29:35.000 Here's a picture of Paddington Bear, unable to fertilize the soil or use fuel because of the Straits of Hammuz.

00:29:44.000 Just how many Iranian ports there are in the area.

00:29:46.000 You can see here Karg.

00:29:48.000 The marmalade crisis enters into its sixth week.

00:29:51.000 Even Paddington Bear is.

00:29:53.000 Paddington Bear took to Truth Social. 1.00

00:29:56.000 Listen, you motherfuckers! 1.00

00:29:58.000 You Arab rackets! 1.00

00:30:01.000 I will destroy you! 1.00

00:30:03.000 I will mess you up! 1.00

00:30:04.000 Paddington Bear posted a picture of himself as Jesus earlier on today, but Jesus with his dick out. 0.99

00:30:11.000 Christians took to the internet to say this has gone too far this time. 0.97

00:30:17.000 Karg Island, which we've already heard a lot about during the war, but there are a number of others dotted all along the coast, including Chabaha and the Gulf of Oman, moving up into the Strait of Hormuz.

00:30:28.000 I don't know any more than I knew before I looked at that, because there's certain words that won't go in my mind out of what I'm going to have to probably call some kind of racism.

00:30:35.000 Now, Massey, are you able to absorb it because you've got until recently had relatives in Tehran.

00:30:41.000 Can you look at words like al-baran and all that and it goes in in a different way than with me? 0.99

00:30:47.000 It doesn't sound too foreign to me, no, but it's funny hearing foreigners try and say those words. 0.97

00:30:54.000 You say it. 1.00

00:30:55.000 You say it.

00:30:56.000 What was the word? 1.00

00:30:56.000 God damn it. 1.00

00:30:57.000 Pig. 1.00

00:30:57.000 Wait, we'll put it on once you've got it. 1.00

00:30:59.000 I can't even remember what they were.

00:31:00.000 You have Banda Abbas there, as you can see, and many more on the clothes, including Lavan, Emma Mohammedi, and Koramashar.

00:31:08.000 Siri, I know that one.

00:31:09.000 That's Tom Cruise's little girl.

00:31:11.000 Now, be very, very careful with that one.

00:31:14.000 It's only about that big.

00:31:16.000 You're not going to be able to park any marmalade in that.

00:31:18.000 I hope you've just tuned in and that you're struggling to find Contacts Cook.

00:31:22.000 I am too.

00:31:23.000 Say some of them words, Massey.

00:31:24.000 What were they?

00:31:25.000 Al Bashar, Kashan. 1.00

00:31:26.000 Like all of them Ayatollahs. 1.00

00:31:27.000 They've all got the same. 0.97

00:31:28.000 Ayatollah Khomeini, Ayatollah Khomeini, Ayatollah.

00:31:32.000 Isn't it?

00:31:33.000 They're all the same. 0.97

00:31:35.000 I saw Abam Hamas, and now my weed destroyed short term memory's forgotten them all already. 0.98

00:31:40.000 So, you know, it's got to be up on the screen for me to read it. 0.90

00:31:43.000 I don't look in it, man.

00:31:44.000 I don't do pornography.

00:31:45.000 Stop looking at drugs.

00:31:46.000 I don't look in it.

00:31:47.000 Stop looking at drugs.

00:31:49.000 Stop saying you're doing porn.

00:31:51.000 Stop looking at drugs.

00:31:52.000 Well, President Trump was asked about the blockade a short time ago.

00:31:55.000 Let's have a listen.

00:31:56.000 Mr. President, as far as the naval blockade is concerned, what's the end game?

00:32:00.000 Is it to force Iran back to the negotiating table?

00:32:03.000 Is it to open up the straits so the gas prices ultimately come down?

00:32:07.000 Maybe everything.

00:32:08.000 I mean, you know.

00:32:09.000 Both of those things, certainly, and more.

00:32:11.000 We can't let a country blackmail or extort the world because that's what they're doing.

00:32:19.000 They're really blackmailing the world.

00:32:20.000 We're not going to let that happen.

00:32:22.000 I still like him.

00:32:23.000 Look, the problem is that he's.

00:32:26.000 Well, this is what happened.

00:32:26.000 I'll tell you in 2015.

00:32:28.000 I don't want to be one of those people on the internet that says, I told you this, I knew this could happen because who does?

00:32:32.000 No one knows anything. 0.80

00:32:33.000 Otherwise, you'd just be like a biff in Back to the Future 2 making a small fortune from the almanac, which is the best thing you can do with future wisdom. 1.00

00:32:41.000 But what I did think. 0.79

00:32:43.000 I was really happy when Trump became president in the first instance because I was already so sort of irritated by establishment politics.

00:32:50.000 Same with Brexit, even though I don't really have a strong view about the EU and Brexit, that kind of thing.

00:32:54.000 I just liked it that the thing that people didn't want to happen happened. 0.98

00:32:58.000 I was like, hmm, good, you wankers. 0.97

00:33:00.000 Because by that time, I'd already realised you couldn't trust mainstream media and that people, those kind of politicians that pretended that they care about you, were lying. 0.97

00:33:09.000 I'd worked that out from getting closer to power, from being a non famous person.

00:33:13.000 Remember, for the first part of my life, I was a non famous person and a drug addict.

00:33:16.000 And then by some Sort of mistake, I suppose. 0.95

00:33:19.000 I became famous and like really misused that opportunity to aggrandize and glorify myself because I was pretty foolish.

00:33:27.000 But I also got close to a lot of famous and powerful people and saw into windows they don't let you in if you're not famous.

00:33:33.000 You know, like you go to a football club your whole life as a normal fan.

00:33:37.000 Now you can go into the player's dressing room and you can go into the chair, like the chairman's suite, and meet all of the people.

00:33:42.000 And you get a player who will give you a like, that's it.

00:33:44.000 You know, just that kind of privilege in a way.

00:33:46.000 And then, like, you know, I did go out with someone whose brothers were.

00:33:50.000 Each married to a Rothschild.

00:33:51.000 So I went to just one garden party that had Rothschilds's at it.

00:33:55.000 You know, I sort of felt that energy.

00:33:57.000 And I was around sort of politicians and, like, I seen it.

00:33:59.000 I seen it a little bit.

00:34:01.000 So this is what I liked was that Trump was a kind of mad wrecking ball, which probably you liked that, didn't you? 0.97

00:34:08.000 You're like, oh my God, this guy, like, say when you see our man Shane Gillis who stand up about him being rude to everyone in the Republican primary, your wife's a dog, all that stuff. 0.81

00:34:16.000 That was enjoyable and funny, I thought.

00:34:18.000 It was also very, very rude and mean.

00:34:20.000 It was kind of fun because I thought, These people I don't like, like Hillary Clinton, seeing Hillary Clinton taken to task, which is such an absolute joy.

00:34:27.000 You know, I don't know if I want to go Pizzagate far on Hillary Clinton.

00:34:31.000 I don't want to go like Alex Jones, David Icke far. 0.98

00:34:34.000 Like, she's a demon. 1.00

00:34:35.000 She's sexually abusing people. 1.00

00:34:37.000 They're drinking adrenochrome. 0.98

00:34:38.000 I don't know, man.

00:34:39.000 It's hard to corroborate that, as the great Whitney Webb always says.

00:34:41.000 But what I do know is they're disingenuous, in general, seem to be quite disingenuous.

00:34:45.000 Like, so I like him for that.

00:34:48.000 But this is what's probably even more important.

00:34:50.000 Pfft.

00:34:52.000 I think he epitomizes what was happening.

00:34:55.000 Like we had a political system that fetishized individuals and we had such a fetishizable president, like that's so lurid and like such a caricature of power, a caricature of power, grandiosity, self-belief.

00:35:12.000 But these were all the attributes that the culture had been reifying and divinizing in the absence of the love of God, by which I don't necessarily for you mad atheists out there mean Jesus Christ.

00:35:24.000 Do you mean that?

00:35:24.000 But I also mean the ultimate principle, the highest principle, the highest principle of good.

00:35:28.000 And, you know, you could look at it in a humanist way.

00:35:31.000 Like, we've come so far from where we need to be that Trump, in all his mad glory, encourages us to see things a little more clearly in a way that becomes masked with auto pen Joe Biden or soft yet cacklingly mad Kamala Harris or slip back Gavin Newsom, sort of like a TV version of the Joker in a DC franchise.

00:35:58.000 Or AOC, sort of attractive, but like a kind of scattered abruptness, or Bernie with his barking coffin onesie insanity.

00:36:08.000 All that stuff's over now.

00:36:09.000 We all know that.

00:36:10.000 We all know that no political leader within these kind of systems is going to give you anything like what you're hoping for.

00:36:19.000 So, my strong dedication and hope is that you will find Christ, a God that you know and interface with, and indeed will come through you, actually, and you will participate in reality with God.

00:36:32.000 And then politics and stuff, you will just not be excited about it.

00:36:36.000 You will just become rudimentary, managerial, and operations led.

00:36:40.000 That's why I'm running for Mayor of London in 2028.

00:36:44.000 Not so I can be in charge of London.

00:36:45.000 So I'll just go, well, this is what you could do.

00:36:47.000 Look, you want to get rid of them cameras?

00:36:49.000 Vote on it.

00:36:50.000 They want them cameras, they don't want them cameras.

00:36:50.000 Fine, they want to.

00:36:52.000 Do you want to focus on Facebook crime or knife crime?

00:36:55.000 Vote on it.

00:36:55.000 It's up to you.

00:36:56.000 That's what I propose.

00:36:58.000 The end of party politics.

00:37:00.000 The end of excluding you and me.

00:37:03.000 From the transparent process of running our own lives?

00:37:06.000 Why are you getting taxed so heavily the whole time for?

00:37:09.000 Why are you giving half of your money to a government that, well, at least 50% of the time you hate?

00:37:15.000 And if you've got any sense, 100% of the time you hate.

00:37:19.000 Why not maximise and localise democracy?

00:37:23.000 Why not sacralise life once more?

00:37:26.000 Recognise that everything you do is sacred.

00:37:28.000 The way that you eat food, the way that you make love, the way you talk to people is sacred.

00:37:31.000 And when you slip up in that, return to God.

00:37:33.000 Who will be waiting for you, running towards you the second you choose to do it.

00:37:38.000 But that's just what I think.

00:37:39.000 Let me know what you think, not only about Trump, but about Christ and about this Iranian fuel blockade that continues to escalate global tensions.

00:37:49.000 This is an Art of War style announcement, I'm guessing from Trump.

00:37:52.000 That's what Massey's called it in the script here.

00:37:56.000 Break an enemy's blockade by blockading their blockade.

00:38:00.000 Fair enough.

00:38:00.000 That's a very sort of pro Trump.

00:38:02.000 And then blockade that one.

00:38:03.000 Then we're going to be in a sort of a Tetris of blockades, just blockading ad infinitum.

00:38:09.000 And then 121 empty oil tankers are now heading back. 0.50

00:38:12.000 Xi Jinping, the president of China, who I don't really think about very much, even though he's sort of the most powerful person in the world, I suppose, unless China has what we all have, like an upper echelon of secret institutional powers, and that there's a Chinese.

00:38:28.000 Epstein Island somewhere and a Chinese Epstein and they're all being compromised by possibly agents from a smaller nearby country. 0.54

00:38:35.000 Maybe Taiwan are running the. 0.88

00:38:36.000 I don't know what's going on over there.

00:38:38.000 I just know that I don't think about old Jinping very much because you could say I'm not a serious person but I actually am quite a serious person.

00:38:44.000 That's why I don't think about abstract concepts like how my opinions might affect the leader of China.

00:38:52.000 It's stuff where you've got to like read it, don't you?

00:38:54.000 I'm already like slightly disengaging.

00:38:57.000 Like just because I'm going to have to read it but Like, I'll watch a bit, then I'll read it out to you in case you're one of the people that's watching this, you know, somewhere else.

00:39:05.000 And if you're watching this on locals right now, hello, you lot, blessed old bird, sensitive hearts, send us a comment, send us some inquiries.

00:39:12.000 Jake and Massey, accumulate five each and read them out in the section I'm calling comments.

00:39:17.000 And then Jake, do a jingle for it on your guitar and then read them out.

00:39:20.000 Right?

00:39:21.000 That's good, isn't it?

00:39:22.000 Sort of pressure on Jake, but what's he going to do?

00:39:24.000 He gets 10% of every bottle of Methylene Blue we sell.

00:39:27.000 Pick up a guitar, I'd say. 0.96

00:39:28.000 Does an album with every Christian who walks past.

00:39:30.000 He's probably done an album doing this, and he.

00:39:35.000 That's not helping racism against the Chinese, that sentence, because he did literally go Qing Chong Chinese, didn't he?

00:39:40.000 I mean, I heard that.

00:39:41.000 But, like, I spend every morning with my children saying, stop being racist against anyone, because they've got, like, one of the forest schools they go to is something I really love.

00:39:49.000 He's, like, literally teaching mad racist stuff.

00:39:51.000 And I have to go, stop being racist with them, because I do not want racist children. 0.97

00:39:55.000 But they see that, like, if I go, right, children, all those racist impressions you've been doing of the Chinese, let's put that to bed by exposing you. 0.69

00:40:04.000 To a genuine Chinese person, then you will see the fallacy of your racism.

00:40:14.000 Have the word Chang every other word in it.

00:40:17.000 It's using Qing Chong Qing too much in your language.

00:40:21.000 I'd say let's get into the roots of Mandarin and like okay, every time there's a Ch sound, let's change it. 0.98

00:40:27.000 I mean, this is actually like they're doing racism at themselves. 0.99

00:40:42.000 If he cared enough, he'd have me killed for this. 0.94

00:40:43.000 Like, you know, like I don't know what they do in China. 1.00

00:40:46.000 I didn't like the way that British geezer in America in that ridiculous hat, selling methylene blue and writing a book about our Lord and Savior Jesus. 1.00

00:40:53.000 I didn't like his attitude there. 0.95

00:40:55.000 Even if he was trying to make it meta and ironic by simultaneously explaining that he was teaching his children not to be racist, thus running two threads there as someone who, whatever you think about him, is obviously a very accomplished comedian. 0.99

00:41:07.000 I didn't like it, and I think we should kill him. 0.98

00:41:11.000 Presumably, they can do that if they want in China. 1.00

00:41:13.000 They've gone a good route, because what they've done, we've done it the wrong way around.

00:41:16.000 We pretend that we're free.

00:41:19.000 But then sneakily make everything centrally controlled.

00:41:22.000 They did it the other way.

00:41:23.000 We're centrally controlled. 0.97

00:41:25.000 Now let's make a bunch of stuff and exploit the free market.

00:41:28.000 I think their methods might win.

00:41:30.000 That's the worry. 1.00

00:41:31.000 I think if you are a Christian missionary, stop messing about in Hungary, where frankly nothing matters, and get to China. 1.00

00:41:38.000 Get right over to the Chinese. 1.00

00:41:39.000 I'm going to go there now. 1.00

00:41:40.000 I'm just going to learn their language.

00:41:43.000 Right, there it is.

00:41:44.000 Qing Chung Qin, Qing Chung Qing, Qing Chung Lao Tse Yang.

00:41:47.000 There you go.

00:41:48.000 I'll be over there next week.

00:41:58.000 Jake says, I just inadvertently signed my own death warrant. 0.99

00:42:01.000 Probably those are the exact words for murder that ridiculous Englishman. 0.99

00:42:05.000 I actually can't concentrate on what he's saying. 0.98

00:42:11.000 What about Taiwan?

00:42:12.000 They just said we've never subjugated another country and we never will.

00:42:15.000 Well, what about Taiwan?

00:42:17.000 Also, they just think Taiwan's theirs, isn't it? 0.93

00:42:19.000 That's the same as everyone.

00:42:20.000 Like when Trump just went, you can't blackmail the world. 0.83

00:42:23.000 Well, That's what you're doing to Iran. 0.60

00:42:26.000 So, no one's got any actual rigid principles. 0.80

00:42:28.000 You'll know when it's a principle versus a policy because principles cost you.

00:42:33.000 Policies just change them, whatever.

00:42:35.000 Like, whenever it's convenient.

00:42:36.000 Like me, the other day, I go, We only print on one side of paper.

00:42:39.000 It's wasteful.

00:42:40.000 And they went, What about, like, when you're in the thing, in the show, and you can't?

00:42:44.000 I'm like, Oh, yeah, no, all right, yeah, just print on one side.

00:42:47.000 So, that's me being corrupt.

00:42:49.000 Maybe we're the problem, you and me. 0.53

00:42:51.000 Maybe we're the problem.

00:42:52.000 Maybe it ain't, oh, hold on a minute, let me look at his name.

00:42:54.000 I don't want to say anything else racist.

00:42:55.000 They've probably already issued the death order. 0.66

00:42:57.000 Xi Jinping.

00:42:58.000 Maybe it ain't Xi Jinping's problem.

00:43:00.000 Let's have a look.

00:43:01.000 He does have a lot more influence than me.

00:43:02.000 What am I going to do?

00:43:04.000 Like, knock 10% off. 0.94

00:43:05.000 The Methylene Blue is shot up in price because of the bloody old Straits of Hormuz. 0.99

00:43:10.000 Them wankers. 0.96

00:43:11.000 We can't get the Methylene Blue out of there. 0.98

00:43:23.000 How orderly it is there.

00:43:24.000 Everyone's just sat there quietly.

00:43:26.000 That's what I. What a great job to be the president of China.

00:43:29.000 Everyone's just got to sit there and shut the fuck up and listen to you. 0.99

00:43:32.000 He's not really making any effort, is he, either? 0.99

00:43:34.000 Like, I can tell that even in English.

00:43:34.000 He's boring.

00:43:37.000 Like, what I mean by boring, listen to how he's talking.

00:43:40.000 Right, listen, we won't bully other countries.

00:43:42.000 We never have, and we never will. 0.59

00:43:43.000 Hitler, say what you like about him, the Gizan knew how to give a speech. 1.00

00:43:46.000 He'd be like, like he leant into that shit, didn't he? 1.00

00:43:51.000 HOOOOOOOOOOOO! 1.00

00:43:51.000 He was going for it. 1.00

00:43:52.000 Get the world, this guy's serious.

00:43:54.000 I don't know what he's saying, but I'm telling you right now, this is not a very good place to be trying to sell mozzarella soup.

00:44:02.000 I can feel it, I feel the vibes.

00:44:05.000 He's gonna kick off with this fella.

00:44:07.000 I can tell he's double, double serious.

00:44:08.000 Look, GP, and he ain't even trying, mate.

00:44:20.000 I think hell looks like Drake says that's how I envisage hell, but I like order.

00:44:24.000 As long as I'm in charge.

00:44:34.000 No way, an applause line.

00:44:35.000 If you were doing that stand up, you wouldn't be going, pause for that one.

00:44:39.000 Like saying, like, we will never, you know, subjugate another nation.

00:44:42.000 We never have and we never will.

00:44:43.000 Xi Jinping, get me over to Beijing.

00:44:46.000 I will give you public speaking lessons for free.

00:44:49.000 I'd like to stay at one of the Amman hotels in China.

00:44:51.000 I'd like to bring my whole family.

00:44:53.000 Like, I've always thought of myself as a man of high principle, but the truth is, I can be bought and sold.

00:44:53.000 I'll come over there.

00:44:58.000 If you would just protect me from some of the quite serious problems I think I have standing up to the centralized authority and corruption that emanates out of, e.g., the UK.

00:45:08.000 I'm not, of course, referring to my terrifying trials.

00:45:10.000 If you let me come there, bit of sanctuary, I'll give you some stand-up lessons.

00:45:14.000 Xi Jinping, live in Tiananmen Square.

00:45:17.000 You'll be live in Tiananmen Square also, unless you mess with Xi Jinping, then them tanks come out, nut you off bad.

00:45:22.000 Unless you're that fella that had a couple of carrier bags.

00:45:25.000 Respect to that dude.

00:45:26.000 He stood up for him.

00:45:36.000 Wall of steel forged by 1.4 billion Chinese people.

00:45:40.000 That's what he was actually saying. 0.99

00:45:47.000 Right, the actual one, he's only subjugating his own people.

00:45:50.000 Look, I like him, but obviously public speaking is not his area of expertise, nor making his own language not sound madly racist.

00:45:50.000 Yeah.

00:45:59.000 Empty oil tankers are heading back to the US, and this lady seems to be more worried about the gays of Homus. 0.99

00:46:05.000 I've not watched this clip, it was chosen by Massey, it might be offensive. 0.90

00:46:08.000 Isn't it a little bit homophobic that we're so focused on the straights of Homus and not the gays of Homus? 1.00

00:46:14.000 Yes, I agree. 1.00

00:46:15.000 Yes, for sure.

00:46:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:17.000 Why do you think they're willing to leave the gays of Homus? 1.00

00:46:20.000 Hummus behind?

00:46:21.000 I think it's just history, historically, like you know, gays have always been very discriminated against, which is wrong on so many levels.

00:46:30.000 Even in war.

00:46:31.000 Yeah, even in war, and it just takes, I think, more what is it, like more reform in government, obviously, and then also educating society. 0.90

00:46:42.000 I just feel like if we're gonna go in there, we can't leave the gay people behind. 1.00

00:46:46.000 I don't think we should go in there at all, but if we're going to, the gays of Hummus, we could turn it into Fire Island. 1.00

00:46:53.000 For sure. 1.00

00:46:54.000 That's very funny.

00:46:57.000 That movement needs to check its ideological centre.

00:47:01.000 That's what happens when you don't tether your reality to a creative force.

00:47:06.000 We just make up values. 1.00

00:47:07.000 Fuck fascists in the background, gaze of Hormuz. 1.00

00:47:10.000 Let's look back to the book of Samuel, a verse selected by Jake to help tie up this Iranian blockade and the surrounding incomprehensible confusion, whether it's the Chinese leader boring Tiananmen Square after death, protesters. 1.00

00:47:25.000 Very confused about what the straits and gays of Hormuz are actually all about.

00:47:29.000 Or Trump himself actually being somewhat hypocritical when terming Iranians blackmailers, when indeed all conflict involves a game of if you do this, we'll do that. 0.78

00:47:41.000 If you don't do this, we'll do that. 0.63

00:47:43.000 I mean, you need permanent principles, don't you?

00:47:45.000 That's what I think.

00:47:45.000 Let me know what you think.

00:47:46.000 Here's what it says in the book of Samuel from the Old Testament.

00:47:48.000 All those gathered here will know that it's not by the sword or spear that the Lord saves, for the battle is the Lord's, and he will give all of you.

00:47:55.000 Into our hands.

00:47:56.000 Oh, it's nice, isn't it?

00:47:58.000 To sort of return to eternity for a moment.

00:48:00.000 God is not just outside of time, He's also inside of time and beyond time.

00:48:05.000 I find it very hard not to be anchored in the temporal.

00:48:09.000 You do know what I mean by that?

00:48:10.000 I get pulled back into the sensory reality.

00:48:14.000 I get enervated, nervous, and scared.

00:48:17.000 But this is not the ultimate reality.

00:48:19.000 The ultimate reality is God's, and you can access it through your own consciousness.

00:48:23.000 And I know some techniques that are in this book.

00:48:24.000 You can get it off Tucker Carlson.

00:48:26.000 There's a link in the.

00:48:27.000 Do we have the link?

00:48:28.000 There's a link in the description right now.

00:48:28.000 Yes!

00:48:30.000 In fact, we should run it while we're streaming live because you've supported me a long time.

00:48:34.000 I love this book.

00:48:35.000 I'm proud of it.

00:48:35.000 I didn't get an advance.

00:48:36.000 I'm not doing it for money.

00:48:37.000 I, you know, God, I'm a human.

00:48:39.000 I'm like you.

00:48:39.000 I need money.

00:48:40.000 I've got legal bills, all that kind of stuff.

00:48:42.000 Of course, I have tax bills, legal bills.

00:48:43.000 No different from you.

00:48:44.000 Well, probably ain't got so many legal bills.

00:48:46.000 But you believe in me, don't you?

00:48:49.000 I'm telling the truth.

00:48:50.000 Did you know about everything?

00:48:52.000 I'm telling the truth.

00:48:53.000 I wrote this book.

00:48:54.000 It's good.

00:48:56.000 Get it.

00:48:56.000 Click the link in the description.

00:48:58.000 Praise the Lord.

00:48:59.000 We're going to have an advert now.

00:49:00.000 You know why?

00:49:01.000 Because.

00:49:02.000 Financial reasons.

00:49:03.000 We'll be back with your comments in a minute.

00:49:05.000 Can you pull some?

00:49:06.000 Pull out five each.

00:49:07.000 Generate content.

00:49:08.000 Thanks.

00:49:09.000 Someone asked me the other day, how do you get a sense of what's going to happen next?

00:49:12.000 I told them, I simply look out the window.

00:49:14.000 But if that doesn't work, poly market.

00:49:16.000 I check it out.

00:49:16.000 It's extremely insightful.

00:49:18.000 Basically, you're watching how thousands of people are betting on outcomes.

00:49:21.000 Political elections, big policy moves, even events you wouldn't expect.

00:49:24.000 It's kind of like a live pulse on what people actually believe.

00:49:28.000 You can see trends before they hit mainstream news.

00:49:30.000 For me, it's not about gambling.

00:49:32.000 I don't like gambling it's about understanding the probabilities and where the momentum is shifting if you like following the news but want a deeper look at what people really think it's a fascinating tool check out polymarket.com now that's right polymarket.com now have a look So that we can effectively do comments, Massy, I think you have to pull them and then post them to Jake so that Jake can read them.

00:49:51.000 Because otherwise, every time I ask you for a comment, there's a time delay.

00:49:54.000 So pull them, post them, Jake, so that whenever I go, read a comment, like there's comments there.

00:49:59.000 Joe, you can do it as well.

00:50:01.000 Anyone can do it, as a matter of fact, if you want to do it.

00:50:03.000 I can't do it because if I watch a continual stream of too much, like some of you, I love you and everything.

00:50:10.000 But it's just distracting in my eye line, for one thing.

00:50:10.000 I love you.

00:50:13.000 Do we additionally do these polymarket things as well?

00:50:16.000 Live one.

00:50:17.000 You want to do a live one?

00:50:18.000 Well, I didn't want to, but if I'm mandated to, I will do it because if it's contractual, if it isn't contractual, I simply won't do it.

00:50:24.000 All right, yeah, do it.

00:50:25.000 Okay, there you go.

00:50:26.000 Check out that from Polymarket.

00:50:28.000 Like, will that and blockade be lifted by a certain amount of time?

00:50:32.000 Dave, you understand this.

00:50:33.000 Oh, they've put it into statistics 85% of people think by May 31st.

00:50:37.000 Why?

00:50:38.000 Why then?

00:50:40.000 What was that based on?

00:50:41.000 Just guessing everyone's collective consciousness.

00:50:43.000 See, this Polymarket tech is.

00:50:45.000 I'm going to say, Polymarket, will you help us build out the app for democracy in London?

00:50:50.000 Me and Dave.

00:50:52.000 And Joe B.

00:50:53.000 It's funny actually, it feels really funny that I'm still the same person as I was when I was about 12.

00:50:57.000 Me and my mate Dave, right, we're building an app so that if you live in London, where you can vote for everything, instead of arguing all the time about whether you want ULES cameras or you want the Metropolitan Police Force to spend all their time arresting people on Facebook posts rather than having them do knife crime or whatever, Dave's done an app, right?

00:51:11.000 And then you just vote for it.

00:51:13.000 Thing is though, like, when you're mayor of London, you can't change stuff like schools and hospitals, that ain't up to you.

00:51:18.000 But with Polymarket, you could do live polling for everything, right?

00:51:21.000 And then you could build your policies not based on the political purview that you've derived from, say, the Conservative.

00:51:25.000 Pi that you know are corrupt, or the Labour Party that you know are corrupt, or the Reform Party that you know will get corrupted if they go into government, or even the Green Party that will just spend all this time going, ah, it's actually not what we thought it was going to be, we're confused, right?

00:51:35.000 They'll get all corrupted, wouldn't they?

00:51:37.000 Of course they bloody well will, they always do.

00:51:38.000 What you want to do is vote for it directly yourselves, and if you don't agree with that, what are you saying? 0.99

00:51:42.000 I'm not good enough, I'm an idiot, I don't do it, what? 0.97

00:51:44.000 That's why they create a reality where you feel those things all the time. 1.00

00:51:48.000 They engineer a reality where you feel shameful.

00:51:51.000 You know that feeling of shame in you?

00:51:52.000 You know that voice in your head that says, I'm not good enough, I can't do this.

00:51:55.000 And you're having actually to work through that voice right now by putting things in the comments, like being hating on other people.

00:52:00.000 That voice isn't even real.

00:52:02.000 That voice isn't even actually real.

00:52:04.000 So for things that are real, like how much money do you want to spend on roads or cycle lanes, or do you want a congestion charge, or would you like to levy taxes against big construction companies that come to London and build buildings but never provide the affordable housing that they always say they will, if you care about those things, let's create a democracy that empowers you.

00:52:22.000 It's possible, you know.

00:52:23.000 You've been told that you're not good enough, but you are good enough.

00:52:25.000 You've been told that your life doesn't matter, but your life does matter. 0.99

00:52:27.000 You've been told that you're worthless and that you should spend all your time hating people because they're gay or Muslim or not gay or not Muslim. 0.99

00:52:34.000 All those things are absolutely stupid and a total waste of your time, your precious time on this earth that will end one day, at best with you spluttering into nothingness on a bed surrounded by your relatives, or potentially if you embrace the eternal principles that are changing my life with a knowledge that you are a participant in greatness with God. 1.00

00:52:56.000 with God. 0.99

00:52:58.000 That route does possibly involve assassination and apocalyptic war as we fight for what we believe in.

00:53:04.000 But remember, there's a few things that are going on in the world right now that are pretty interesting.

00:53:07.000 One, people are telling you that they believe in democracy and that you live in a democracy.

00:53:11.000 Well, if democracy is good, let's have more democracy.

00:53:14.000 Also, there are a lot of people that are telling you explicitly they believe in God.

00:53:17.000 Well, if you believe in God, let's make sure everything we do is part of his plan for us.

00:53:24.000 Because when you believe in God, if you believe in God in a serious way, you believe that you are secondary to him.

00:53:29.000 Not that you're nothing or that you're worthless, but your value isn't derived.

00:53:32.000 From worldliness, but it's derived from him.

00:53:33.000 I've written this book, How to Become a Christian in Seven Days.

00:53:38.000 Real pleased with it.

00:53:39.000 There's a link in the description now to help you get it.

00:53:39.000 Check it out.

00:53:42.000 Has Massey sent you any comments?

00:53:44.000 Yes, let's hear some comments. 0.98

00:53:45.000 Massey's got a bunch of them.

00:53:47.000 He could just read them.

00:53:48.000 Because there's a delay, as I explained when I first said it.

00:53:51.000 Now, there's a delay when Massey talks, and I want that delay gone because I also want it direct in the room with us.

00:53:56.000 That's the reason.

00:53:56.000 That's why.

00:53:57.000 I'm a good communicator, aren't I?

00:53:59.000 I'm clear.

00:53:59.000 Also, though, I did like that idea of, were you going to do a.

00:54:02.000 Play and read?

00:54:03.000 You can't play and read, I get that, even you.

00:54:06.000 Even you.

00:54:07.000 Maybe do it like, do us a jingle.

00:54:09.000 I'm trying to get it right.

00:54:10.000 Why would you think I'm putting too much heat on you?

00:54:11.000 I mean, it's loving, isn't it?

00:54:12.000 It's not that much of a delay.

00:54:14.000 He's saying.

00:54:15.000 Well, read one while you're doing this then.

00:54:16.000 See what the delay.

00:54:17.000 Right, Massy, do a comment.

00:54:18.000 All right, mate.

00:54:19.000 Well, Disco Duck 2 says, Obama controls the Pope.

00:54:24.000 American Son76 says, Now Google Ruby Rose in case he's buried.

00:54:28.000 I don't know if you know about that, mate.

00:54:29.000 Oh, yeah.

00:54:30.000 We should talk about that.

00:54:31.000 American Son76 also says, I don't blame that.

00:54:34.000 Yeah, Massy should do it. 0.98

00:54:35.000 His ex is a cannibal. 0.91

00:54:37.000 Solid Steel says, We've always been at war with Iran. 0.84

00:54:40.000 Like, none of us have read 1984.

00:54:42.000 Stop, Jude Syke.

00:54:44.000 Blessed.

00:54:45.000 Blessed Jude Syke.

00:54:46.000 Yeah, well, over on locals, she said, China doesn't want to kill you, Russell.

00:54:51.000 And then finally, our favorite Paul Schober said, Russell, you get elected mayor.

00:54:56.000 You'll have to get some leopard and paisley print suits.

00:54:58.000 That's if you get elected mayor.

00:55:01.000 Yeah, Paul Schober is more concerned about what you're going to have to wear as mayor.

00:55:06.000 I'm more concerned about that because I don't actually.

00:55:08.000 I don't want the pressure of running a mayoralty, but I won't be doing that because what I would do is I'd appoint people from the most vocal and prolific political communities.

00:55:16.000 Like, go right this, like LGBTQ people, you should have someone right up front.

00:55:20.000 It's London and that.

00:55:21.000 Muslims, you're going to need some people. 1.00

00:55:23.000 Christians, I'll do that one.

00:55:25.000 And then, like, you know, get people to know stuff.

00:55:28.000 We're not getting paid for it, though.

00:55:29.000 I'm not going to take my salary, by the way.

00:55:30.000 I'm going to put that back into the budget. 0.97

00:55:32.000 I'll make money at the old Mifflings.

00:55:34.000 Can we be like consultants, even though we're American? 0.95

00:55:37.000 You're not allowed. 0.97

00:55:38.000 A chance to be part of our empire and you ruined it by insulting our beautiful kids. 1.00

00:55:44.000 You messed with Cornwallis' campaign, you upset King George just because he was mentally ill, you're out. 0.97

00:55:51.000 No, don't come creeping back now. 0.77

00:55:53.000 But I've turned it into a democracy, innit, Joe?

00:55:56.000 I think we should let him in.

00:55:56.000 I don't know.

00:55:58.000 This is a solid little firm.

00:55:59.000 We'll be all right.

00:56:00.000 This is a solid firm.

00:56:01.000 Just for the pebble dashing.

00:56:01.000 Let him in.

00:56:03.000 Let him in for the pebble dashing.

00:56:04.000 Just to see that.

00:56:05.000 Pebble dashing.

00:56:06.000 We've got page three.

00:56:08.000 You're going to love it.

00:56:09.000 Well, Dave's actually building the app.

00:56:11.000 So we're actually all over it.

00:56:12.000 Joby's already built it.

00:56:12.000 Joby.

00:56:14.000 Yeah, Joby Weeks.

00:56:15.000 He's already built it.

00:56:16.000 Joby Weeks, man.

00:56:17.000 What a guy. 1.00

00:56:17.000 What a crazy guy. 1.00

00:56:18.000 You're watching, Joby. 0.99

00:56:19.000 We love you.

00:56:20.000 We know he's watching because you're an ounce arrest.

00:56:22.000 All right, Joby.

00:56:26.000 Not only built it, but open sourcing it to us for free.

00:56:28.000 I mean, like, what a guy!

00:56:30.000 What a guy!

00:56:30.000 Joe B!

00:56:31.000 Free Joe B!

00:56:32.000 Free Joe B!

00:56:34.000 Free him!

00:56:37.000 All right, hold on, I've got to do some more work.

00:56:39.000 Book available, I've got to do this bit of work.

00:56:41.000 All right, we're off YouTube.

00:56:43.000 If you think we're going to hang around there the way you've behaved, PewDiePie, Logan Paul, Salish, that's one my little girl likes.

00:56:49.000 My daughters, they love that Salish character.

00:56:51.000 Her dad's good, though, they make good content.

00:56:54.000 If you think we're hanging around there where you promote the BBC over our content, Where you hurt our feelings, where you demonetize me on the basis of some quite spurious conditions, I would say, community guidelines.

00:57:05.000 What community?

00:57:06.000 What guidelines?

00:57:08.000 We're off.

00:57:09.000 We're out of here. 1.00

00:57:10.000 We're out of here and we're taking out to be a Christian in seven days with us. 1.00

00:57:15.000 Thank you, Lord, for the gift of this book. 0.66

00:57:17.000 Join us on Rumble.

00:57:18.000 Can you read the tagline?

00:57:19.000 Because people think, oh, seven days?

00:57:22.000 You think you can become a Christian in seven days?

00:57:24.000 Some people say it's way faster.

00:57:28.000 But if it's comments, you better. 1.00

00:57:29.000 Play the fucking music. 0.99

00:57:30.000 Well, this is just some comments I have seen on the old socials. 1.00

00:57:33.000 You want me to play the music?

00:57:34.000 I'd prefer it.

00:57:35.000 Yeah, it created I think it created a very nice atmosphere when Massey was reading those comments.

00:57:39.000 He was doing that.

00:57:40.000 I felt great peace.

00:57:41.000 I kind of like that little like I felt like Saul with David playing.

00:57:45.000 You throw something out, throw a spear at him.

00:57:47.000 Yeah, that's enough now.

00:57:49.000 Um, so all right, let's read the tagline.

00:57:52.000 This could be a good commercial actually guys, for Big Lee and everyone, How to become a Christian in seven days.

00:58:02.000 Asterisk. 0.82

00:58:03.000 May take fifty years of sin and serious f ups to get started.

00:58:08.000 Page one.

00:58:11.000 It actually, yeah, it actually was instantaneous.

00:58:16.000 Can't read that dedication, I'll cry.

00:58:18.000 But I can read this from Doug Stanhope.

00:58:21.000 Like, listen to this.

00:58:23.000 I don't even understand the connection with died for your sins.

00:58:26.000 He died for your sin?

00:58:27.000 Well, how does one affect the other?

00:58:28.000 I hit myself in the foot with a shovel for your mortgage.

00:58:31.000 Doug Stanhope.

00:58:33.000 Brilliant American comedian there.

00:58:34.000 But then this from Colosseans. 0.97

00:58:37.000 When you were dead in your sins, you were living on the frequency of dumb deadness, and in the uncircumcision of your flesh. 0.96

00:58:43.000 They're very keen, the Christians, to make the point that ritual circumcision and genital mutilation, as practiced in the Jewish faith, but all Americans get their winkles nipped. 0.97

00:58:52.000 All of them, they love it. 0.93

00:58:53.000 I think they get off on it, frankly.

00:58:55.000 The circumcision, really, if you want to mark your skin to show you belong to God, is the circumcision of your heart.

00:59:00.000 That's what matters.

00:59:01.000 He continues, as our beloved St. Paul, God made you alive with Christ.

00:59:05.000 He forgave us all our sins, having cancelled the charge of our legal indebtedness, which stood against us and condemned us.

00:59:13.000 He has taken it away, nailing it.

00:59:15.000 I like the addresses kind of like the legal idea of sin.

00:59:15.000 To the cross.

00:59:19.000 You understand debt and credit.

00:59:20.000 Our whole system runs on debt and credit.

00:59:22.000 You know too that my dear friend Neil Oliver, he once did a brilliant podcast about these tin mines and copper mines in the ancient Celtic world.

00:59:31.000 Even those primitive people knew when they left effigies that by extracting from the soil they owed something.

00:59:37.000 You didn't give yourself your life, did you? 0.96

00:59:39.000 I think I forget that all the time.

00:59:40.000 I sort of think, I didn't give myself kidneys or a heart or a mouth or the English language or a country to live in or air to breathe or lungs to breathe them.

00:59:48.000 We come at the very end.

00:59:50.000 Of the process and go right, I'm in charge. 0.99

00:59:52.000 Hubris is ridiculous, yeah. 0.98

00:59:54.000 That is Satan's sin, that is why our Lord saw him fall from heaven like lightning. 0.93

01:00:00.000 If you want to understand some of these ideas and how to become a Christian in seven days, may take 50 years of sin and you know all sorts of things to get started, then please acquire my book now from Tucker Carlson Books.

01:00:12.000 Click the link in the description.

01:00:14.000 I love you.

01:00:14.000 That's a good one for the mailing list.

01:00:16.000 That should go on the mailing list.

01:00:17.000 I think I'd look at me, I'd try my best to do it.

01:00:19.000 I really like you.

01:00:20.000 I think he's.

01:00:21.000 Play all the time.

01:00:21.000 You know, like there are some breakfast radio stations, Jake, in my country, England, where they do that the whole time.

01:00:30.000 Yeah.

01:00:30.000 Like there's music playing.

01:00:31.000 Or like on BBC, like news.

01:00:34.000 We're really trying our best.

01:00:37.000 You know, they don't shut up.

01:00:38.000 All right, should we do another one?

01:00:40.000 Some comments?

01:00:41.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:42.000 Oh, yeah, that gets all right, Jake. 0.99

01:00:44.000 And what about, get some comments on Nurse with a verse and see if you can find one that's so breathtakingly offensive that we all sort of go, fuck. 0.99

01:00:52.000 Paul Schober had a good one. 0.99

01:00:53.000 Yeah, go on.

01:00:54.000 He said, uh, I wrote it down.

01:00:57.000 A nurse with a verse, can she quote it on?

01:01:01.000 Quoted on a.

01:01:01.000 What did he say?

01:01:03.000 It's a green eggs and ham.

01:01:05.000 Yeah, it was like he did a green eggs and ham.

01:01:07.000 Paul, comment it again.

01:01:09.000 What was it? 0.95

01:01:09.000 A nurse with a verse, can she. 0.95

01:01:12.000 Something.

01:01:13.000 I can't think of a rhyme.

01:01:14.000 On a train, that's.

01:01:14.000 But it didn't rhyme.

01:01:15.000 He said a nurse with a verse, can she quote it on a train?

01:01:19.000 He's been cancelled.

01:01:20.000 Dr. Seuss, he's no good.

01:01:21.000 All right, all right.

01:01:22.000 I've got to do some more comments there, Massey, then I'll do Ireland.

01:01:24.000 I've got five more comments.

01:01:26.000 Oh, right.

01:01:26.000 Let's do these comments and we're going Rumble Premium.

01:01:28.000 It's delaying it.

01:01:29.000 It's delaying it.

01:01:30.000 All right. 1.00

01:01:31.000 Paul Schober says, You ungrateful colonials. 0.98

01:01:34.000 S. Gomez513, terrible name. 0.97

01:01:37.000 Did I miss the conversation about the Pope? 0.99

01:01:39.000 Asking the gent with the rosary.

01:01:42.000 Science101 says, YouTube is more racist than Rumble.

01:01:44.000 I can't do Bobby Lee eyes on Rumble. 1.00

01:01:46.000 What the fuck, fellas? 1.00

01:01:49.000 Steve Skiles says, Holy shit, this stream is boring. 1.00

01:01:52.000 And finally, the same bloke, Steve Skiles. 1.00

01:01:54.000 Our most offensive post of the day says, If women don't want to get sexually harassed, they shouldn't leave the kitchen. 1.00

01:02:03.000 Well done. 1.00

01:02:04.000 Those are your comments.

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Stay Free - Russel Brand - April 15, 2026

Iran Escalates, Ireland Revolts and Trump Crosses a Line — SF704

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