Stay Free - Russel Brand - November 17, 2022


Is Trump Over Or Just Getting Started? - #037 - Stay Free With Russell Brand


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 13 minutes

Words per Minute

172.15248

Word Count

12,570

Sentence Count

978

Misogynist Sentences

17

Hate Speech Sentences

15


Summary

Will Harris joins Russell Brand on the show to talk about his opposition to Bill Gates' agricultural agenda, the G20 summit, and his thoughts on Donald Trump's remarks at the G-20 in Bali. Plus, a look back at the early days of the internet, and a look ahead to the future. Stay Free with Russell Brand is out now, and you won t want to miss it! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. This episode was produced by Gareth Roy. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. The album art for this episode was done by our super talented Ameya. We'd like to learn a thing or two about you, the listeners. Please take a few minutes to leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and we'll get a shoutout on the next episode of Stay Free With Russell Brand. Thank you so much for your support, it means the world to us. - Your continued support is so appreciated, we'll be looking out for you in 2020 and beyond. Stay free, you're the best in the business in the world. Love, Russell Brand - The Erotic Dreamer. Peace, Blessings, Cheers, Eternally grateful, Elyssa, Elesa, Jai Courtney, Gav, Rachael, Jadyn, Eichner, Jodie, Alyssa and Rachit, and the rest of the crew at The Eichler, and Young Putin, and all the rest at Young Putin. xox xo Love Birds, Elicia, Glynis, Gabbard, Gynn, Rocha, Saje, Raghav, Gajee, Rishi, and Jadya, Jeeves, Young Putin Thanks so much, Rucha, Alex, Josslyn, Roshan, and Alex, and everyone else at the podcasting, and so much more! - Thank you for all your support and support, thank you for making this podcast so much love, love you're all so much support, love, so much in advance, so please don't forget to send us back and keep sending us love and support. XOXO, JOSEPH.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm going to go ahead and get the camera.
00:00:25.000 I'm going to get the camera.
00:01:43.000 So I'm looking for the seal Oh, oh, oh
00:01:47.000 In this video, you're going to see the future.
00:01:59.000 Hello there, you awakening wonders.
00:02:01.000 Thank you for joining me on Stay Free with Russell Brand, produced by Gareth Roy, researched by young Putin, who received his nickname when that wasn't such an insensitive thing to call somebody.
00:02:13.000 We've got a fantastic show for you today.
00:02:15.000 We're talking to Will Harris.
00:02:16.000 You may have seen him on on Joe Rogan, or you may have seen him on mainstream media news decrying, denouncing and undermining Bill Gates' centralising agricultural agenda.
00:02:26.000 It's important, I think, to look at Bill Gates in a context of rational critique rather than hysterical conspiracy.
00:02:34.000 Don't get me wrong, I love a conspiracy theory, but I like conspiracy facts even more, don't you?
00:02:40.000 Who is it that writes that comment that's always in the comments like, the idea that Russell Brand is a conspiracy theorist should... It's a bot, isn't it?
00:02:40.000 Yeah.
00:02:48.000 It's surely a bot.
00:02:48.000 It's a bot!
00:02:49.000 There's bloody bots in there.
00:02:50.000 What about them bots that say things like, hi, I am Russell, text this number.
00:02:54.000 Yeah.
00:02:55.000 It's not your number at all.
00:02:55.000 That's not me.
00:02:56.000 I'll put my number in there now.
00:02:58.000 If you are watching this on Rumble... You'd probably put your bank card in there.
00:03:01.000 I don't care.
00:03:02.000 I remember you telling people for years that.
00:03:04.000 I once did a stand-up special where I used to announce my cash card number, ATM number, because I thought, you've got to get it off me first.
00:03:11.000 I'd like to see you get past the dukes!
00:03:13.000 You've got to get past these guys first!
00:03:16.000 Disregarding the idea of, like, online stuff.
00:03:19.000 I didn't think about that then.
00:03:20.000 It wasn't such an issue.
00:03:21.000 And also, I still don't really understand how any of those kind of things work.
00:03:24.000 Listen, we've got some great stuff.
00:03:25.000 So we're talking to Will Harris about, like, centralising agriculture versus decentralised agriculture that empowers farmers and communities.
00:03:31.000 You may have noticed that there are farm protests all over the world.
00:03:34.000 In our item, here's the news.
00:03:36.000 No, here's the effing news.
00:03:38.000 We break down Donald Trump's speech and look at the phenomena of Trump more broadly.
00:03:44.000 And this is my main point.
00:03:46.000 Gonna keep saying this.
00:03:48.000 There was the bit before Donald Trump, right?
00:03:50.000 Oh yeah, the glory days.
00:03:52.000 Who was it then?
00:03:54.000 It was Obama.
00:03:54.000 Yeah.
00:03:55.000 Then it was Trump and everyone's like this is so bad or so good, depending.
00:03:59.000 Then it was after Trump and now it might be Trump again.
00:04:02.000 Now if you just take a deep breath.
00:04:05.000 Did anything really change?
00:04:06.000 With global finance?
00:04:08.000 With corporatism?
00:04:09.000 With the media?
00:04:10.000 Now I know all you lot that love Trump, you'll be going, he actually did this and this and he stuck it to the man and he drained the swamp and all of that stuff.
00:04:10.000 With Big Pharma?
00:04:17.000 And if you feel that, I think that's fantastic.
00:04:19.000 But I believe in better for you.
00:04:21.000 I believe it could be better for you.
00:04:23.000 You could have more power in your life, more freedom to run your community, more individual freedom of expression to be the person that God, oh yeah, God intended you to be.
00:04:32.000 I'm not afraid to bring up God to Tulsi Gabbard and by Jove!
00:04:35.000 I'm not afraid to bring up God to you right now, especially not in the midst of the G20 summit.
00:04:42.000 I'm so glad them 20 got together in Bali to finally iron out the world's problems and if you've reached the point in your life where you think these summits don't do anything, they're pointless, it doesn't matter if you call it COP 27, you've had 26 COPs already, things are getting steadily worse, you've had these G20s and B20s and B52s and Apart from a very nice love shack, I don't see very much has been achieved at all.
00:05:05.000 It's a little old place where we can get together and meaninglessly chit-chat and where Trudeau can irritate you.
00:05:11.000 Well Trudeau and Richard get together for certain.
00:05:13.000 They've got a little bromance going on those two.
00:05:15.000 Are you Canadian?
00:05:16.000 Right.
00:05:17.000 Are you a Quebeci-Canadian?
00:05:18.000 Right.
00:05:19.000 You got Trudeau.
00:05:20.000 You got Trudeau.
00:05:21.000 Do you know Trudeau?
00:05:22.000 Do you do judo with Trudeau?
00:05:24.000 Do you do voodoo?
00:05:25.000 With Trudeau?
00:05:26.000 I know you do voodoo with Trudeau.
00:05:28.000 I know you do.
00:05:29.000 Trudeau love Rishi Sunak.
00:05:31.000 He's our one.
00:05:32.000 We got one as well.
00:05:33.000 You think we can't get a guy with nice hair and run a country?
00:05:35.000 We've got one.
00:05:36.000 We didn't need an election.
00:05:37.000 They elect him for us.
00:05:39.000 They get a job at Goldman Sachs.
00:05:41.000 They run a hedge fund.
00:05:42.000 They invested in Moderna.
00:05:44.000 Found it, Madonna, some say.
00:05:46.000 Profited, perhaps, from that vaccine, and then they can run the country.
00:05:51.000 What, they're married to a woman whose father runs Infosys, which is one of the partners of W... What do you mean, Conspirator?
00:05:57.000 You think that there is some sublimated narrative tying all these things together?
00:06:01.000 Oh, what, what, Klaus Schwab was at the G20 summit.
00:06:05.000 Stop!
00:06:06.000 Get your tinfoil hat off and focus on the facts.
00:06:09.000 What are you going to show us now?
00:06:10.000 Wasn't the part we discovered earlier where she's seen as one of only four politicians that was able to sign off emergency acts during the pandemic in this country?
00:06:18.000 Thereby just basically all laws didn't mean nothing to those guys.
00:06:22.000 You are going to love tomorrow's show because we are talking to Adam Wagner, or Adam Vagner.
00:06:28.000 Depends how you say things.
00:06:29.000 And he explained to us that during the pandemic in the UK, unprecedented liabilities were taken with the British people.
00:06:37.000 And it was pretty much the same all over the world.
00:06:39.000 Different flavours of tyranny.
00:06:41.000 Apparently China's version was the worst of it.
00:06:42.000 Do you know what?
00:06:43.000 I forgot to ask him and I really wanted to ask him.
00:06:45.000 You'll love it when you see him in tomorrow's show, Adam Wagner.
00:06:49.000 The bit about where China, they were putting people's cats in bags.
00:06:51.000 Yeah.
00:06:52.000 Because we have a phrase, don't let the cat out of the bag.
00:06:54.000 We have another phrase, don't put a cat in a bag, because it's cruel.
00:06:57.000 Yeah.
00:06:58.000 It's one of my favourite phrases.
00:06:59.000 Yeah.
00:07:00.000 I've got 20 cats, I've never put any of them in a bag.
00:07:02.000 No.
00:07:02.000 They're all loose in the house.
00:07:03.000 They come out of a bag.
00:07:04.000 Originally, don't they?
00:07:05.000 What do you mean, like that bag, that umbilical bag?
00:07:07.000 That bag.
00:07:08.000 You might call it a uteral sack.
00:07:09.000 Yeah, but that's... Don't put them back in one.
00:07:11.000 Yeah, that's not, that's not nature.
00:07:13.000 No.
00:07:13.000 It's not some sort of scheme, in the bag, out the bag.
00:07:16.000 No.
00:07:16.000 Show us these people, I want to know the truth.
00:07:18.000 If you're watching this on YouTube, we are going to reveal to you some astonishing facts about the nature of power.
00:07:23.000 We are going to explain to you why you feel the way you feel.
00:07:26.000 You know you're being lied to.
00:07:28.000 You know you're not getting the truth off mainstream media.
00:07:31.000 You'll get it here, though, by Jove.
00:07:34.000 We'll give you that truth down your knicker.
00:07:36.000 What's this you're going to show us first of all?
00:07:37.000 Bromance?
00:07:37.000 This is the blossom in bromance between these two guys.
00:07:41.000 Let's have a look at them.
00:07:42.000 Where's the actual restaurant?
00:07:45.000 Because they're just in Bali on holiday.
00:07:47.000 They're just normal guys.
00:07:48.000 Richie's just lost.
00:07:50.000 Where's the holiday?
00:07:50.000 He's looking for his mate.
00:07:51.000 What's going on?
00:07:52.000 At least he's not flanked by dozens and dozens of operatives.
00:07:56.000 There's no operatives there.
00:07:58.000 I like him.
00:07:59.000 I don't mean the policies and all that.
00:08:01.000 I mean what he looks like.
00:08:02.000 I can't deal with it on the level of that.
00:08:04.000 I just look at them and I think, nice hair or whatever.
00:08:08.000 Very nice to see you. You alright?
00:08:11.000 I'm so happy to see him.
00:08:13.000 They just bumped into each other.
00:08:15.000 Even if you're sick and tired of tyranny, even if you're sick and tired of the media
00:08:19.000 giving you versions of truth that are sort of baffling and diluted,
00:08:23.000 even if you're sick of Trudeau telling you that he stands for liberty and freedom
00:08:26.000 while endorsing the bank accounts being frozen of trucker protesters
00:08:31.000 or even people that donated to those protests, even while admitting that he likes China's model of
00:08:36.000 dictatorship Like, admires it and aspires to it.
00:08:39.000 Although Xi, he ain't standing for that stuff, is he?
00:08:41.000 No, wasn't happy.
00:08:42.000 Oh, I love that.
00:08:43.000 Have you seen that moment where G sort of shows performative power, what real power looks like?
00:08:48.000 Don't play with G. Like, he is the OG, if you ask me.
00:08:52.000 He is the OG, because the way he stands up... The OG.
00:08:52.000 Isn't he?
00:08:55.000 OG, let's pronounce it like that.
00:08:56.000 He's the OG, I see.
00:08:57.000 The way I see it, he the OG.
00:09:00.000 Like, that's the difference between their power and our power.
00:09:02.000 Now, listen, if you're watching us on YouTube, we're only going to be here with you for a few seconds.
00:09:06.000 All you've got to do, though, is go over to Rumble, watch us on Stay Free with Russell Brand.
00:09:09.000 It's okay over there.
00:09:10.000 Some of the comments are crazy.
00:09:11.000 You might want to join us in Stay Free AF.
00:09:14.000 That's our platform on Locals where you can watch.
00:09:18.000 Look at the people who are doing comments now.
00:09:20.000 People are saying that's a great cardigan for example.
00:09:22.000 Friendly fascists are my favourite fascists.
00:09:25.000 Lisa Marie.
00:09:26.000 I love Russell Infusia.
00:09:27.000 Join us over there from YouTube.
00:09:28.000 We'll see you in a moment.
00:09:29.000 We're going to reveal the truth, the whole truth.
00:09:32.000 And just that'll be enough, I would have thought.
00:09:33.000 See you in a few seconds, guys.
00:09:36.000 All right, so let's have a look at this bromance unfolding.
00:09:39.000 Look at how much he's laughing.
00:09:40.000 How can you deny them the right to this kind of... This is groovy love.
00:09:44.000 I'm glad we can make this work.
00:09:46.000 We've got 15, 13 more questions.
00:09:49.000 Hahaha.
00:09:51.000 Who do they think wants to see this?
00:09:53.000 Who do they think is so optimistic about global politics?
00:09:57.000 Where it's like, oh they're just a couple of guys, couple of guys hanging out.
00:10:03.000 Although this is what I will say, that if you're willing to look at politics purely from an aesthetic perspective, put aside decency, honour, standing up for the rights of ordinary people, democracy, put that all to one side and just focus on people looking nice.
00:10:18.000 They look nicer than politicians used to.
00:10:19.000 Don't you remember?
00:10:20.000 Like if you're in like our countries, like sort of European dynastic countries like us, All Adelaide is like, so old.
00:10:27.000 Hello!
00:10:28.000 Like Neville Chamberlain, or is it younger than these guys?
00:10:31.000 Hello, I'm Winston Churchill.
00:10:36.000 I am 40 today.
00:10:38.000 Like Churchill, looks like a penis.
00:10:43.000 It was like sort of a wrinkly, not even a hard penis.
00:10:47.000 He was probably younger than we were.
00:10:48.000 Your Majesty, I'm 30 years old today.
00:10:53.000 I was speaking with your late father, who I'm sorry to say has a cluster of skin tags on his perineum.
00:11:01.000 I saw his kimono blew open like Joe Biden's boy hunter.
00:11:06.000 The kimono blew open.
00:11:08.000 And there was a cluster of skin tags in his perineum, and I shaved them down like coral!
00:11:14.000 I shaved them down!
00:11:16.000 It was a network of cells, and within each cell there was a larvae.
00:11:20.000 Alright.
00:11:21.000 Also, by the way, Putin, you're like this.
00:11:23.000 If you haven't seen the clip of Hunter Biden on the news, have you seen that, where there's this woman digging him out and going, what's going on?
00:11:30.000 Would you get these business deals if Joe Biden wasn't your dad?
00:11:34.000 She's leaning into him and he goes, well, I don't know.
00:11:36.000 And he uses a phrase that I really like.
00:11:37.000 You've got to find it.
00:11:38.000 It's even on the Clips Chat if you want to find it.
00:11:38.000 You've got to find it.
00:11:41.000 He goes, I'm not going to just open my kimono!
00:11:44.000 I'm not going to open my kimono on the news, he says.
00:11:46.000 Wow.
00:11:47.000 Like, open my kimono.
00:11:48.000 It's a really evocative image and it made me, and I think he meant for this to happen, it made me imagine him in a kimono, opening it and showing me his...
00:11:58.000 Let's call him as Minktovich.
00:12:00.000 Let's call him as Unmentionables.
00:12:03.000 So why would you make me imagine that?
00:12:04.000 I don't know.
00:12:05.000 Shouldn't, should you?
00:12:06.000 Let's have a look at the end of this bromance and then Young Poon.
00:12:08.000 See if you can find it.
00:12:09.000 It's on the clip chat.
00:12:10.000 It's good.
00:12:11.000 Oh, I'll do this.
00:12:14.000 I mean they're gorgeous.
00:12:15.000 Yeah.
00:12:16.000 They are good looking.
00:12:17.000 Yeah, they're pinups, aren't they?
00:12:18.000 Pinup politicians, that's what you want.
00:12:20.000 Yeah, Trudeau's got his collar open, Sunex kept his tie on.
00:12:24.000 Sunex kept his tie on!
00:12:26.000 Sunex kept his tie on!
00:12:28.000 Yeah, look, if you want young Putin, we could watch now Trudeau and Trudeau Zoo, Rishi, Trudeau, Zoom, Zelensky.
00:12:35.000 I'd like to see that.
00:12:36.000 They're on a Zoom together now.
00:12:36.000 It's more of their bromance.
00:12:37.000 They're ever so cute.
00:12:38.000 This is how you're supposed to look at politics, just like it's their lovely, handsome people just doing their best.
00:12:43.000 And maybe that is true on some level, but they are also sort of former Davos acolytes, protégés of Klaus Schwab, pursuing a globalist agenda, both out of either political dynasties, in the case of Trudeau, or the financial system, in the case of Sunak.
00:12:59.000 I mean, I don't know, you've got to sort of pay some attention to these submerged narratives if you want to know how power truly operates.
00:13:05.000 Let's have a look.
00:13:06.000 Is this them zooming Zelensky?
00:13:08.000 Hello Vladimir.
00:13:08.000 Let's have a look.
00:13:10.000 It's Rishi and Justin.
00:13:11.000 That is not his normal voice.
00:13:12.000 That isn't his voice, is it?
00:13:13.000 Hello Vladimir.
00:13:15.000 He'll stoop to any depths to imitate another race or people, won't he?
00:13:21.000 Hello Vladimir.
00:13:22.000 Right, we're going to have a call now and it's actually the Minister of Sudan.
00:13:26.000 Oh, could you mind if I... No, no, Justin!
00:13:29.000 Stop doing it!
00:13:31.000 You don't need to be yourself!
00:13:33.000 But it's an homage, Justin.
00:13:35.000 No more homages!
00:13:38.000 He keeps homaging everyone he meets this Gita.
00:13:40.000 He says he's lucky he's so good looking so we won't put up with him.
00:13:43.000 I really wanted you to hear from us as friends.
00:13:46.000 We absolutely know how difficult yesterday was.
00:13:49.000 I'm angry now.
00:13:49.000 Oh God!
00:13:51.000 Like friends, because they're trying to act like it is friends.
00:13:53.000 They're trying to act like... We're just some good looking guys running the world.
00:13:57.000 We've got a beer!
00:13:58.000 Mad old Uncle Klaus is coming over!
00:14:01.000 Oh, hello boys.
00:14:02.000 It's Ugly Naked Guy!
00:14:03.000 Hello, it's me, Ugly Naked Klaus.
00:14:07.000 You will live in this flat and you will be happy.
00:14:12.000 Politics is not friends.
00:14:14.000 Don't be so deluged in the numb, dumb imagery of a culture that wants you stupid that you see a couple of guys with nice haircuts and think that this is real politics.
00:14:25.000 Remember when Jeffrey Sachs came on our show and he explained the complexity of the current conflict between Russia and Ukraine and that it's a war many years in the making.
00:14:33.000 many people say began in 2009, some say 2014 with that coup, and no one is excusing Putin's
00:14:38.000 egregious invasion of Ukraine or the brutality of war, the suffering of the Ukrainian people
00:14:43.000 who could be anything other than supportive of those people and their very real struggle.
00:14:48.000 But the reductivism and simplification of this conflict and the sort of demand that
00:14:53.000 we just sort of support what amounts to a mainstream narrative is I think a little ridiculous,
00:14:58.000 particularly when it increasingly seems that the military-industrial complex are interested
00:15:02.000 in prolonging that war for the most obvious of reasons, financial profit.
00:15:05.000 And although it seems too implausible to imagine that anyone would actually do that when the potential outcome is a nuclear bloody war, I'm afraid to say that it does seem, from the evidence, that that is what they're doing.
00:15:18.000 But that shouldn't stop us from enjoying just a couple of guys chatting to Zelensky on the phone.
00:15:24.000 We really know what it's like, Zelensky!
00:15:27.000 It was horrific for you and your country.
00:15:29.000 Rishi and I really wanted to reach out to Rishi.
00:15:32.000 No one told you war was gonna be that way.
00:15:35.000 Trump ends Oscars.
00:15:39.000 To show you we're standing with you and to say we're gonna figure out this step-by-step all together.
00:15:46.000 Thank you Volodymyr.
00:15:47.000 Talk to you soon.
00:15:48.000 We'll be there for you when the bombs start to fall.
00:15:55.000 But we'll sell you them all!
00:15:57.000 We'll all be there for you!
00:15:59.000 Well there you go, the simplification of global politics into a sitcom starring some handsome guys who are jerking on the end of the puppet strings of dear old Klaus Schwab.
00:16:11.000 Meanwhile, do you want to see General Milley?
00:16:14.000 I don't like someone being called General Millie.
00:16:16.000 It's a silly name.
00:16:16.000 I don't really.
00:16:17.000 Yeah, I don't really.
00:16:19.000 Why right now at a time like this when I've got so much on my plate?
00:16:22.000 Well, we were literally just talking about, they were talking to Zelensky, weren't they, saying that we'll be there for you, Zelensky.
00:16:28.000 And General Millie, whilst over in Washington, whilst they're all living it up in Bali, all the big guys, the big cheeses in Bali.
00:16:36.000 Wearing special shirts for Bali.
00:16:37.000 Hey, we're respecting your culture.
00:16:39.000 We've got special shirts on.
00:16:41.000 They clash a bit.
00:16:42.000 Couldn't you have chosen a better palette?
00:16:44.000 Can we have a look at that image again, please, Young Putin?
00:16:46.000 Look, I'm all for respecting Indonesian culture.
00:16:50.000 I've been on holiday there as a lad.
00:16:51.000 I loved the place.
00:16:52.000 It was delightful.
00:16:53.000 That's a bad colour scheme.
00:16:54.000 It is, yeah.
00:16:55.000 That's clashy.
00:16:56.000 Klaus Schwab's clashing with his own head, and those two are clashing with each other.
00:17:00.000 Klaus Schwab's chameleoning into his own shirt.
00:17:03.000 What's the little badge?
00:17:04.000 I'll tell you what, for the thumbnail, do that badge with a red circle around it and an arrow pointing to it, Young Putin.
00:17:09.000 They'll bloody well love that.
00:17:10.000 Oh, that's a thumb now and a half.
00:17:12.000 So they're there living it up in their shirts.
00:17:16.000 It's happening right now, Fire Girl 2020.
00:17:17.000 What's going on?
00:17:19.000 So this is General Millie.
00:17:20.000 Do you think he feels a bit girl named, like a boy named Sue?
00:17:23.000 Yeah, a bit silly.
00:17:24.000 A bit silly, like a boy named Sue, isn't it?
00:17:26.000 It's sort of a Johnny Cash song.
00:17:27.000 Like if you call a boy Sue, he's going to grow up tough because he keeps getting called Sue the whole time.
00:17:31.000 Oh I see, it might be that.
00:17:32.000 General Millie.
00:17:33.000 General Milley!
00:17:35.000 Listen, although my surname is sort of a girl's name, that don't mean I ain't capable of... So what is General Milley?
00:17:42.000 Does he work for Lockheed Martin?
00:17:43.000 What does he want?
00:17:43.000 What's his game?
00:17:44.000 Well, he's basically telling us that this war is not yet over.
00:17:47.000 Let's have a look.
00:17:49.000 And we, the United States, are determined to continue to support Ukraine with the means to defend themselves for as long as it takes.
00:17:59.000 But at the end of the day, Ukraine will remain a free and independent country with its territory intact.
00:18:10.000 So what they're saying is it's going to be a long, long war?
00:18:12.000 A long, long war, yeah.
00:18:13.000 And this is what organisations like Stop the War have been saying for a while, that they're keeping this going for as long as possible.
00:18:21.000 Biden's just asked for $37 billion more and Yeah, you know, we done that after the missiles.
00:18:27.000 Milli Vanilli, someone is saying here.
00:18:30.000 And Wild and Sacred says, is he off Star Wars?
00:18:35.000 Nikki Sixx says Milli Vanilli.
00:18:36.000 Well done, Nikki Sixx.
00:18:38.000 Childish joke, but a good one.
00:18:39.000 Yeah.
00:18:40.000 And a necessary one.
00:18:41.000 We've got so much stuff to show people, haven't we?
00:18:43.000 Gareth's made an important point that after those missiles landed in Poland, £36.5 billion in aid was awarded to Ukraine.
00:18:53.000 And remember, we're not anti-looking after Ukrainian people.
00:18:56.000 That's totally good.
00:18:57.000 Stop the War are generally a positive organisation.
00:19:01.000 I mean, they've named themselves after Stopping Wars.
00:19:04.000 Like, what are we mostly about?
00:19:05.000 Stopping wars.
00:19:05.000 Should we call ourselves the Stop the War Coalition?
00:19:07.000 Sure, people will know what we're up to then.
00:19:09.000 So they're not like, keep wars going, we'll sell more missiles coalition, which is who's running the world.
00:19:14.000 Are we going to look at Joe Biden over there in Bali?
00:19:18.000 Oh yeah.
00:19:19.000 I don't think they should be allowed leisure activities at the G20, B20 summits.
00:19:23.000 It's meant to be serious.
00:19:24.000 They're wondering about shows.
00:19:26.000 Rishi, Sunak and Trudeau are meeting each other as if they're in Malaga, or as if it's spring break.
00:19:31.000 Hey, fancy running into you here, shall we?
00:19:34.000 Let's Zoom Zelensky!
00:19:36.000 Hey, we're out of our minds!
00:19:38.000 Top cell phone!
00:19:39.000 Spring break!
00:19:41.000 Get those tops off.
00:19:42.000 They're like the magic eye pictures.
00:19:45.000 Dinosaur come out of Klaus Schwab's chest.
00:19:47.000 Probably because he's an interdimensional lizard being.
00:19:50.000 That was just a joke.
00:19:51.000 Don't go crazy in the chat.
00:19:53.000 He's probably not an interdimensional lizard being.
00:19:55.000 Probably.
00:19:55.000 We don't know for sure.
00:19:56.000 I don't even know if there are.
00:19:57.000 Do you know there's no proof if there are interdimensional lizard beings?
00:20:00.000 We're waiting for that proof and if it's proven that it's true, you'll hear it here on Stay Free With Russell Brand.
00:20:05.000 Now Joe Biden's having a little golf holiday, isn't he?
00:20:09.000 What I hope is that Joe Biden is not a superstitious man.
00:20:12.000 Because you know, like you and me, we're superstitious, right?
00:20:16.000 Lots of superstitions in a stupid way, but we love serendipity, synchronicity.
00:20:19.000 You're always looking for signs.
00:20:20.000 It's a sign!
00:20:21.000 It's a sign!
00:20:22.000 Because some part of you is calling out to the sacred.
00:20:24.000 Some part of you knows that all of human epistemology, that's some total of our knowledge, It's virtually negligible compared to the vastness of all potential knowledge, i.e.
00:20:33.000 the cosmos is limitless, beyond comprehension, therefore everything we know is a small amount compared to what could be known.
00:20:40.000 That leaves room for faith and superstition on the good side of things, being in the flow of reality, on the negative side of things, just believing in mad, crazy stuff.
00:20:49.000 Now, if Joe Biden is a superstitious guy, he's gonna get freaked out by this exchange.
00:20:55.000 Because, yeah, check it out.
00:20:56.000 Play it for us, young poots.
00:20:58.000 Although I very much worry about this guy's biceps.
00:21:03.000 His biceps are as big as my calves.
00:21:05.000 Look at this.
00:21:07.000 Now he's doing something that I do that a bit.
00:21:09.000 So if you see a quite tough... I'm a butch man.
00:21:11.000 Yeah, you see a butch man, a butch, tough, macho man, and you think, well, to diffuse this...
00:21:17.000 I'll homoeroticise it.
00:21:19.000 Because I don't want to fight.
00:21:21.000 Like say Zelensky, say what you want about Zelensky.
00:21:23.000 You might think he's a hero, you might think he's a fraud.
00:21:25.000 I don't know, I don't care what you think.
00:21:27.000 I do care, I love you. But like, he's buff, isn't he?
00:21:29.000 If I saw Zelensky, I'd be like, Hello Zelensky!
00:21:33.000 That's gay.
00:21:34.000 Looking good.
00:21:35.000 I'll be able to take those Russians single-handed, couldn't ya?
00:21:38.000 You know, defuse it.
00:21:38.000 Like that.
00:21:39.000 He'd like that.
00:21:40.000 I reckon.
00:21:41.000 Yeah.
00:21:41.000 I mean, do you reckon he liked getting that Oscar?
00:21:45.000 I think he felt a bit awkward to start with.
00:21:46.000 Oh, okay.
00:21:48.000 I want to take him my British Comedy Award.
00:21:50.000 Zelensky, I've got this for Poggle.
00:21:52.000 Shagger of the Year?
00:21:53.000 I've got this Shagger of the Year Award from... God, it's going to be tough to give this up!
00:21:57.000 What do I think of all them shags?
00:21:59.000 Although I do have two others.
00:22:00.000 I won it three times, baby.
00:22:02.000 So, like, what I would do to diffuse any potential tensions between me and Zelensky, he was a comedian, now a world leader, hey, just saying, can happen, can happen.
00:22:12.000 I'd go, oh, you're a buff and chump.
00:22:15.000 You big silly sausage!
00:22:17.000 You big silly old bugger!
00:22:19.000 Like that.
00:22:21.000 Biden's doing that on that golf course.
00:22:23.000 Oh, look at you.
00:22:23.000 Your biceps are like my calves.
00:22:25.000 Look at that.
00:22:27.000 What you got down your pouch there?
00:22:29.000 I can't imagine that Biden's got very big calves.
00:22:31.000 Yeah, they'd be so thin.
00:22:32.000 They were spindle calves.
00:22:33.000 I think I've seen a picture of him falling off a bike because he couldn't get the pedals to go round.
00:22:36.000 That's not a compliment.
00:22:38.000 I'm surprised the guy didn't pop him one.
00:22:40.000 He glanced down at his calves.
00:22:43.000 Seen them little string beams going down into a flip-flop.
00:22:47.000 How dare you!
00:22:49.000 But it turns out that this guy, once he said that, like, oh, your biceps are like my calves.
00:22:53.000 Look at those guys.
00:22:54.000 You know, to prove that he's not intimidated by it.
00:22:55.000 And that's all cool.
00:22:56.000 That's all cool.
00:22:57.000 Look at the guy glancing, by the way, now.
00:22:59.000 Can we see him?
00:22:59.000 Oh, he's going to kick off.
00:23:01.000 What's he going to do?
00:23:02.000 Uh-oh, don't care for, don't criticise that guy's biceps.
00:23:06.000 He, in a minute, goes, I hope we're on the same side.
00:23:08.000 Whatever bizarre sport it is, they're participating here in Bali.
00:23:11.000 I hope we're on the same side.
00:23:13.000 Well, get ready if you're superstitious, because where is this guy with the biceps from, dog?
00:23:19.000 There's a man.
00:23:20.000 I hope we're on the same side.
00:23:22.000 He's Russian.
00:23:24.000 Oh, this is awkward!
00:23:26.000 Russia, well, we're not actually on the same side.
00:23:29.000 We're not on opposite sides.
00:23:30.000 I mean, no.
00:23:31.000 You're having a fight with Ukraine.
00:23:32.000 It's nothing to do with us.
00:23:34.000 Listen, I don't know where he got that golf club.
00:23:36.000 We'll give 37 billion to Russia as well.
00:23:38.000 Yeah, we're just giving 37 billion around.
00:23:40.000 Do you have a golf club?
00:23:41.000 Why don't you slog it out amongst yourselves?
00:23:41.000 You have a golf club.
00:23:43.000 Awkward!
00:23:44.000 Look at who he is.
00:23:46.000 He's got some real biceps.
00:23:49.000 Let's just go back to the biceps.
00:23:50.000 Let's just pretend that we haven't at a G20 summit, which is supposed to be talking about global politics, which is supposed to be talking about how heads of state can come together to openly discuss mutually agreeable solutions that are presumably beneficial to the world populations, and one of those could be stopping Wars that are primarily, it appears at least, in addition to helping Ukrainian people benefit in the military-industrial complex, and even in an innocuous exchange, or whatever mad sport it is they're playing, it comes bubbling to the surface.
00:24:19.000 The truth comes up, you know?
00:24:20.000 Maybe they're having a proxy game of golf, maybe.
00:24:23.000 I'm not going to be joint, we aren't going to be playing golf here against Sergi, but I'm going to be there dosing him up with steroids, helping his golf game.
00:24:32.000 He's going to get a little coaching.
00:24:33.000 Tiger, tell him how to help him with his swing!
00:24:36.000 This is good for training.
00:24:41.000 Macron getting in at the end.
00:24:42.000 What did Macron say?
00:24:44.000 I don't know.
00:24:44.000 He said something about training.
00:24:45.000 I don't like Macron.
00:24:46.000 It was a joke that didn't really land.
00:24:48.000 I think all of these politicians that are a bit like that, that's what's caused, like when people are complaining about, we've got to stop fascism.
00:24:55.000 Fascism is everywhere.
00:24:57.000 It's because of this little mob.
00:24:58.000 It's because of all these people that pretended they were nice and look at my hair.
00:25:01.000 I'm a lovely guy and then didn't do fuck all.
00:25:03.000 They caused it.
00:25:04.000 It's interesting though, isn't it?
00:25:05.000 Because when those leaders are all together, Biden's still the main one in the middle, like that video we saw yesterday.
00:25:11.000 They all have to flank Biden.
00:25:14.000 I reckon that's why Rishi and Trudeau have gone off to form their own little group.
00:25:18.000 Shall we do a little breakaway?
00:25:20.000 I don't want to be in Biden's gang.
00:25:21.000 He's smelly, isn't he?
00:25:22.000 Have you seen his little string bean calf muscles?
00:25:24.000 Why don't we do our own one?
00:25:26.000 Listen, would you be... Is it offensive?
00:25:27.000 Do you like Friends as well?
00:25:29.000 Yeah, I love Friends.
00:25:31.000 It's a great show.
00:25:31.000 It's silly.
00:25:32.000 People don't talk about it enough, I don't think.
00:25:34.000 A couple of little nerds going off to form their own little groovy gang.
00:25:38.000 That would be old, stinky old Joe Biden.
00:25:41.000 Oh, Biden's... Look at him, bless his heart.
00:25:43.000 He's inadvertently flashed his G20 step-by-step cheat sheet that says things on it like, you take your seat, then you talk.
00:25:50.000 They've had to put the word, if you look closely, it says, you deliver your remarks.
00:25:54.000 You will sit at the centre and you will deliver opening remarks.
00:25:59.000 You will inadvertently compliment someone on their strength only to discover that they are from a nation you're in a proxy war with.
00:26:06.000 You will backpedal, not very quickly though because of your little string being carved and because you fall off bikes when you get on them because there's that bit when you have to push a pedal past true resistance, Joe.
00:26:16.000 It's that bit again where it says, you take your seat.
00:26:20.000 Surely that's the bit you don't need to tell someone.
00:26:22.000 You take your seat.
00:26:24.000 Well that means, the fact that I put you take your seat, that means there's been at least one occasion.
00:26:29.000 Sit on seat.
00:26:30.000 It doesn't say which seat.
00:26:31.000 Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to move!
00:26:35.000 Like he's sat on seats that have already got people in them.
00:26:37.000 He's tipped people out of seats.
00:26:39.000 He's tipped people out of wheelchairs.
00:26:41.000 No, God, you sit in your seat!
00:26:44.000 I drink your milkshake!
00:26:47.000 Does that have to become, like, a meme for Dear Old Joe?
00:26:50.000 But, like, to be fair, I've got one.
00:26:52.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:26:53.000 My one says things like, hello, awakening wonders.
00:26:56.000 Make some radical points.
00:26:59.000 About the mainstream media, glibly dismiss global politics and turn around YouTube censorship.
00:27:07.000 Be cautious.
00:27:08.000 Improvise a friends meme.
00:27:11.000 Yeah.
00:27:11.000 It's all in there.
00:27:12.000 Nice one though.
00:27:13.000 We did quite well, I thought, with that.
00:27:15.000 What's this you're putting up, Putin?
00:27:16.000 Oh, this was commented on that this is the morning after, like a big night out in Bali.
00:27:22.000 You've got Biden there, Blinken, some other fella, all on their phones.
00:27:27.000 I don't think they should all be allowed to have these little holidays.
00:27:30.000 Can we see the bit where, for a moment, before we have the great Will Harris coming up, an agricultural expert, which I suppose is a less grandiose way of saying it, is a farmer who decries and denounces Bill Gates' methodology, without leaning into hysteria or conspiracy theory, before we get into that.
00:27:46.000 Let's look at Hunter Biden now.
00:27:49.000 Hunter Biden's given an interview with ABC News, and to be fair to the mainstream media news journalist who's interviewing him, she gives it to him, gal.
00:27:57.000 She sticks it to him.
00:27:59.000 But this is the interview where he gives us the image, I'm not going to wear my kimono, and I don't like that image of a kimono.
00:28:06.000 Would you even like if it was someone you were sexually attracted to opening their kimono?
00:28:10.000 Just imagine it for a moment.
00:28:11.000 Someone you're sexually attracted to, they open their kimono.
00:28:13.000 Yeah, I like it.
00:28:14.000 Don't ruin that!
00:28:14.000 It's nice!
00:28:15.000 But if you're not sexually attracted to them, they open in their kimono.
00:28:18.000 Klaus Schwab is opening his kimono.
00:28:21.000 What?
00:28:21.000 You do not like my many skin tags?
00:28:24.000 You think they're like coral blowing gently?
00:28:27.000 Blowing my skin tag?
00:28:29.000 Sorry.
00:28:29.000 Alright, let's have a look at Hunter Biden.
00:28:31.000 Let's see what he's got to say to himself.
00:28:32.000 What do you got to say to yourself, Hunter Biden?
00:28:34.000 In the list you gave me of the reasons why you're on that board you did not... He's gonna struggle there because she's... I don't wish to objectify a human being just on the basis of their physical appearance but that's an attractive human being.
00:28:47.000 I would say so.
00:28:47.000 And I reckon that's why he says this kimono thing.
00:28:49.000 So I think at the back of his mind he's like...
00:28:52.000 She's a very attractive journalist.
00:28:54.000 Joe, the poor lad, he's got a lot of struggles going on.
00:28:57.000 It's not his fault that his dad's in politics.
00:28:59.000 It's not his fault.
00:29:00.000 I say we've got to get past class war, condemning people from being from different types of backgrounds or whatever.
00:29:04.000 We've got to find ways to unify.
00:29:06.000 We've got to find them.
00:29:07.000 And he's had a drug problem, and Ian, I've had a drug problem, so I'm sympathetic towards him on all that.
00:29:12.000 But this interview is about, look, he's Ukrainian dealing, so she's just interested in all of that stuff.
00:29:19.000 That's a decent wage.
00:29:20.000 50 grand a month.
00:29:21.000 Of course. What role do you think that played?
00:29:24.000 I think that it is impossible for me to be on any of the boards that I just mentioned
00:29:28.000 without saying that I'm the son of the Vice President of the United States.
00:29:31.000 You were paid $50,000 a month for your position?
00:29:34.000 Look, I'm a private citizen.
00:29:36.000 That's a decent wage.
00:29:37.000 Also, come on, wasn't it like literally a couple of years ago this was censored from
00:29:42.000 all like social media?
00:29:43.000 There's an election on!
00:29:44.000 Right.
00:29:45.000 You don't put people off Joe Biden saying Trump will win.
00:29:48.000 And as you know, life is a simple thing where some people are just bad and some people are just good.
00:29:53.000 It's not like as Solzhenitsyn, who's Russian, said, the line between good and evil runs not between nations, races or creeds, but for every human heart.
00:30:00.000 There's no complexity or ambiguity to concepts like good and evil, which may not even exist in limitless, potentially nihilistic space.
00:30:07.000 No, go on, you've got a point.
00:30:08.000 People were literally banned off the internet for saying stuff like that on ABC News.
00:30:14.000 ABC is the simplest news.
00:30:16.000 A, B, C. Some of the others, N, B, C.
00:30:18.000 What?!
00:30:19.000 These letters have stumbled to pull over the fucking place!
00:30:23.000 You've got an N, you've got a B, you've got a C. Our one, B. One, then what?
00:30:26.000 Another B, then what?
00:30:27.000 C. Love it.
00:30:28.000 It's got to be at least one C. That we know.
00:30:31.000 CNN, NBC, BBC, ABC.
00:30:34.000 What do you get on all of them?
00:30:35.000 Basically the same stuff.
00:30:37.000 One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or make or did or didn't.
00:30:43.000 But it's all... You can see he's... Oh my God, he lost his train of thought there, didn't he?
00:30:46.000 Of course he did, because the image of his own kimono, you know, he's blown his own mind.
00:30:50.000 Listen, I don't have to sit here and open my own kimono.
00:30:50.000 Yeah.
00:30:54.000 Also, you can see, I say, the beginnings of the Biden delirium.
00:30:58.000 Can't you?
00:30:58.000 Oh God.
00:30:59.000 Like, if you take it back a bit, young Putin, he's starting to sort of go... Tail off at the end of sentences.
00:31:03.000 Like, if that was Joe Biden, he'd be like, listen, I don't have to... Hey, what are you?
00:31:07.000 Look at those biceps!
00:31:08.000 Open my kimono, Jojo!
00:31:10.000 Siddly-o-cho-cho!
00:31:11.000 15 trillion billion-obes!
00:31:16.000 It's like jazz.
00:31:18.000 It's like scat.
00:31:19.000 The Biden's talk, semi-scat.
00:31:21.000 And that scat, at any point, I could start losing it.
00:31:25.000 But you see, Biden Senior wasn't like that at Hunter Biden's age.
00:31:30.000 Hunter Biden's following in his dad's footsteps now.
00:31:32.000 He's becoming his dad now.
00:31:35.000 Crack.
00:31:39.000 It speeds up the process.
00:31:40.000 That's one of the great things about it.
00:31:41.000 All right, let's see where he goes next.
00:31:43.000 How much money I make or make or did or didn't.
00:31:45.000 But it's all been reported.
00:31:46.000 If your last name wasn't Mike.
00:31:49.000 You just think the crack joke was wrong?
00:31:50.000 No, I don't.
00:31:51.000 I mean, it's just interesting, isn't it?
00:31:53.000 I think you're right.
00:31:54.000 I think either potentially that or the kimono thing hit him so hard that he spent the rest of the sentence in his mind going... I've done things like that.
00:32:02.000 I said the wrong thing there.
00:32:03.000 I've done things like that where you use a metaphor or a joke like it's too mad.
00:32:08.000 Oh no, I've said that thing now.
00:32:10.000 It's so weird that you've got to keep talking whilst also having that thought, isn't it?
00:32:14.000 You should have done that because what he's done is he's looking at her and it's all the time, look this is a person that's lived a certain type of life, right?
00:32:19.000 So he's known drugs, he's known sex, he's lived in that world.
00:32:23.000 Now he's talking to someone that's attractive and he's got to be sort of really serious about his business dealings.
00:32:27.000 with Ukraine and everything, which is sort of like, and whether or not his relationship
00:32:32.000 with his father is instrumental in him getting those views.
00:32:36.000 It's very serious and it's sort of dry. And the whole conversation should be conducted like
00:32:40.000 that, shouldn't it? Well, look, as a matter of, obviously, nepotism may have played a
00:32:44.000 role. If you're part of a privileged system, then evidently you get introduction,
00:32:49.000 right? It should be normal.
00:32:50.000 I'd say use Latin based words, like just don't get into evocative imagery of someone wearing
00:32:57.000 a little short silk dressing gown. And you're like, you're dick and ball spin there. You're
00:33:03.000 wearing a kimono. Because you need me just wearing a kimono with no pants on underneath
00:33:07.000 it. Because what you come to the door, it's like he's now saying, listen, I'm opening
00:33:11.000 my kimono with you about how much I earn. I'm come do my interview in a kimono. Like
00:33:16.000 this, like, don't bring a kimono into it. No, it's not a phrase, is it? I've never heard
00:33:19.000 that phrase.
00:33:21.000 I like it, though.
00:33:22.000 I like it.
00:33:23.000 I'm going to say it every day now.
00:33:25.000 I don't have to open my kimono to you, Joe.
00:33:27.000 Also, is he opening the kimono from the front or the back?
00:33:31.000 If you're going to reveal... I don't think you can open it from the back.
00:33:34.000 You'd have to swish it up, like that.
00:33:36.000 Like Marilyn Monroe over that vent.
00:33:38.000 I don't have to stand over a vent like Marilyn Monroe.
00:33:41.000 My kimono will show you my Jojo.
00:33:45.000 You named your dick after your own dad?
00:33:48.000 Yeah!
00:33:49.000 What's wrong with that?
00:33:50.000 And that's an out.
00:33:50.000 The big guy!
00:33:55.000 Okay, I don't know if they say anything else.
00:33:56.000 Let's see, we could have a little look.
00:33:58.000 Do you think he would have been asked to be on the board of Burisma?
00:34:01.000 I don't know.
00:34:02.000 I don't know.
00:34:03.000 Probably not.
00:34:04.000 I don't think that there's a lot of things that would... Also, he's been through too much.
00:34:07.000 I feel a bit sad for him now.
00:34:08.000 I've got to say this.
00:34:09.000 Someone sent me his book and said, look, I'm friends with Hunter Biden.
00:34:16.000 But we were already well into sort of going, hang on a minute, they should have banned all that gear from the internet about the laptop.
00:34:23.000 So we'd already sort of picked a bit of a side.
00:34:26.000 But on the level of one addict to another addict, I feel a lot of sympathy for him and I bet I'd get on all right with him.
00:34:30.000 I bet he's all right.
00:34:31.000 Like, don't you think sometimes?
00:34:32.000 He'd be quite a nice person.
00:34:32.000 Oh, yeah.
00:34:34.000 He's a nice bloke.
00:34:35.000 I don't want to, like, alienate him.
00:34:37.000 This is about corruption and power.
00:34:38.000 Loads of corrupt people are really nice.
00:34:40.000 Who else?
00:34:41.000 All corrupt people are quite nice.
00:34:43.000 Yeah, probably a lot of them.
00:34:44.000 Yeah, I've met some powerful people.
00:34:46.000 I met Boris Johnson before, when I went on Question Time that he was on.
00:34:49.000 I've met the Queen, God rest her soul.
00:34:51.000 Are you saying she was corrupt?
00:34:55.000 That's a headline.
00:34:56.000 I don't know about corrupt, but isn't she part of a system that is dependent?
00:35:00.000 Ultimately, they are.
00:35:02.000 It's a corrupt system.
00:35:03.000 Is it?
00:35:03.000 Do you want to keep giving people money that have got a load of money?
00:35:07.000 What's the point of that?
00:35:08.000 They've got the money.
00:35:10.000 Give us the money.
00:35:11.000 It's gone crazy.
00:35:12.000 Well, she was able to have power over loads of laws.
00:35:15.000 You know, anyone who can do that when you're not a member of either Congress or Parliament.
00:35:21.000 I'm going to ask you one simple question.
00:35:23.000 Are you getting all your information from the Crown?
00:35:27.000 Well, the thing is with The Crown, right, when I watch The Crown, like, I tell myself, this is only pretend, but I also go, ah, you bastards.
00:35:36.000 And I completely buy into every single bit of it.
00:35:40.000 Hook, line and sinker.
00:35:41.000 I like it.
00:35:42.000 I know.
00:35:43.000 You turn into a royalist after watching The Crown.
00:35:45.000 What happens with me is I go into The Crown like, this is a pyramid structure that has to be smashed at all costs.
00:35:51.000 We need to create an egalitarian society where, you know, each according to his means, all of that.
00:35:56.000 Fairness, justice, all of these kind of things.
00:35:58.000 I watch Crown I think.
00:35:59.000 Why don't you leave her alone?
00:36:01.000 She's been through enough, hasn't she?
00:36:03.000 Oh, for God's sake!
00:36:04.000 But, also, Diana, Elizabeth Debicki, playing Diana in The Crown, oh my God, she might as well be Diana!
00:36:10.000 Spitting image.
00:36:11.000 Listen, we're at a stage where... Where we should do some news.
00:36:14.000 Well, we've got Will, but we've also got a... Here's the news though, here's the effing news.
00:36:18.000 We've got to do Will.
00:36:18.000 If Will's waiting, we've got to do Will.
00:36:20.000 You can't keep a farmer waiting.
00:36:22.000 He's a man in tune with the seasons.
00:36:23.000 Absolutely.
00:36:24.000 His whole point is we're in tune with the seasons.
00:36:27.000 Ladies and gentlemen, this is a great moment for us.
00:36:29.000 It's good that he'll have heard all that stuff about kimonos as well.
00:36:31.000 I'm sorry about that, Will, but I'm going to start with an apology to Will for being stupid.
00:36:35.000 Then I'm going to move into a very serious interview and I'm going to impress him with my knowledge of agriculture.
00:36:39.000 That's how this is going to go.
00:36:40.000 You're going to love this.
00:36:42.000 Yeah, look, I've got questions already.
00:36:43.000 I've done research.
00:36:44.000 You think I don't know about agriculture?
00:36:45.000 I know about agriculture.
00:36:46.000 I've got it all here.
00:36:47.000 Now, the reason we want to talk to Will Harris is because we've been admirers of his for a little while.
00:36:52.000 In fact, we did a video about a year ago where we talked about... It wasn't that long ago, but yeah.
00:36:56.000 Am I exaggerating?
00:36:57.000 I've known about him for ages!
00:36:59.000 What, do you think that we have anyone?
00:37:00.000 Because he was on Joe Rogan.
00:37:01.000 We knew about him before that.
00:37:02.000 No, we did know about him before that.
00:37:03.000 We did know about him before that because he was on a news show.
00:37:05.000 He was on Tucker, actually.
00:37:06.000 And then he mucked off Tucker.
00:37:07.000 No, he was on Fox.
00:37:08.000 Another Fox thing.
00:37:08.000 He mucked the geyser.
00:37:09.000 The other geyser was trying to get him to be reductive.
00:37:11.000 And we were like, we like Will Harris.
00:37:11.000 He was, he was.
00:37:12.000 He's the British guy, which I've never quite understood.
00:37:14.000 Will Harris, better have seen that video, because if someone did a video about me like that,
00:37:18.000 I'd watch it.
00:37:18.000 Yeah.
00:37:19.000 So, Will Harris, thanks for joining us on the show.
00:37:22.000 You're a fourth generation farmer, the owner of White Oak Pastures in Georgia.
00:37:25.000 It's a family farm utilizing regenerative agriculture and humane animal husbandry practices.
00:37:31.000 Will, thank you so much for joining us on the show.
00:37:34.000 Thank you for having me, but full disclosure, I do not own a kimono.
00:37:41.000 Will, you're one of the few men who I would welcome the opportunity to interview in a kimono,
00:37:51.000 open or closed or in any state.
00:37:54.000 But I imagine that you are a person that simply sleeps naked, is going to be my first guess.
00:37:59.000 Maybe, I don't know what you wear in lieu of pyjamas.
00:38:02.000 Why are you getting into this?
00:38:03.000 Sorry.
00:38:06.000 I do sleep naked.
00:38:07.000 I do not own pyjamas or a kimono.
00:38:11.000 Will, look, I'd love to talk to you all day about your naked states in the dead of night, but can we begin with why Bill Gates is purchasing so much US farmland and what you think his goals are and whether it could induce a food crisis and whether or not there's anything nefarious about it.
00:38:29.000 Give us some inside information, Will.
00:38:31.000 Illustrate some of these points for us, dear man.
00:38:34.000 So I think that we have a very damaging food production system.
00:38:40.000 I think that that damage is a result of the misuse of technology.
00:38:46.000 And I think that we have continued to misuse that technology because there is so much money in it.
00:38:54.000 So much, so much profit in it.
00:38:57.000 And I think that if it were, if it were not so much profit in it, that we would have gone back to a much more resilient food production system a long time ago.
00:39:08.000 Do you think this is part of a trajectory that began almost with monocultures, the intensive farming practices?
00:39:18.000 Is this merely a natural progression as society generally becomes more technological, or is this a radical and dangerous departure?
00:39:30.000 So it is a radical and dangerous departure.
00:39:35.000 But you can very succinctly track back when we started to make our system, the overdose system, more damaging post-World War II.
00:39:50.000 And post-World War II, there was reason for us, my father's generation, to really want cheap, abundant food.
00:40:01.000 Europe was starving.
00:40:03.000 It was post-war.
00:40:06.000 And the war had made a lot of technology available that had not been affordable previously.
00:40:13.000 So it was embraced, and I think it was embraced for good reasons.
00:40:17.000 I think that the unintended consequences that were horrible were also unnoticed consequences.
00:40:25.000 We didn't know we were doing the damage we were doing for many years.
00:40:30.000 I think that now we know the damage we're doing, but we persist in doing it And it gets back to the profitability of our whole system.
00:40:41.000 One of the reasons we wanted to speak to you, Will, is because of this open letter to Bill
00:40:46.000 Gates from the Community Alliance for Global Justice and AgriWatch, because it addresses
00:40:51.000 these issues articulately, breaking down into four main points why Bill Gates is wrong with
00:40:59.000 his approach to agriculture, in this instance on the continent of Africa, where similar
00:41:05.000 to his previous stances in nations like India, he appears to be simplifying the nature of
00:41:11.000 the problem facing the food industry or the agricultural industry in order to implement
00:41:17.000 policies and ideas that would be beneficial to the organisations that he supports.
00:41:23.000 The letter started with synthetic fertilisers.
00:41:27.000 Could you tell me what your stand is on the fertilizer issue, particularly with regard to the problems being faced by farmers in particular in the... New Zealand, Netherlands... Yeah, where these edicts coming from like sort of centralized globalist organizations are affecting their ability to earn a living and practice their trade.
00:41:49.000 I think the chemical fertilizers is one of the most abused technologies, misused technologies that we have today.
00:41:58.000 You know, along with herbicide, insecticide, pesticide, you know, side means kill, pesticides that we utilize extensively.
00:42:12.000 My father used to tell a story about the first time he was exposed to ammoniated fertilizer, chemical fertilizer, after World War II.
00:42:21.000 And it just had an incredible, obvious benefit to the plants growing on his land.
00:42:27.000 And he embraced it.
00:42:29.000 And between he and later I, we used chemical fertilizers on every acre of land we had every single year, at least once, maybe twice, until the mid-90s.
00:42:40.000 For 50 years, we used it.
00:42:42.000 And in doing so, did horrible damage to our soil.
00:42:46.000 I'm not going to say irreparable damage, because I think that we have repaired it.
00:42:51.000 But fertilizer is like a drug.
00:42:54.000 The more you use it, the more you need it.
00:42:56.000 The more you use it, the more you need it.
00:42:59.000 It makes farmers dependent on international markets, ultimately, doesn't it?
00:43:05.000 Absolutely.
00:43:05.000 And there's a tremendous amount of money made on the sales and distribution of chemical fertilizer.
00:43:11.000 I was in that business myself as a young man.
00:43:15.000 The Green Revolution that Bill Gates advocates for appears to have not been the resounding success that he declares it to be and also appears to be contributing again to centralisation of agriculture.
00:43:35.000 And the kind of dependency that you just alluded to that's induced by the dependence on fertilizer.
00:43:43.000 So what do you think about this green revolution and the narratives around it, Will?
00:43:50.000 So you referenced the fact that Stuart Varney kicked my ass pretty good on Fox News.
00:43:57.000 That was him going.
00:44:00.000 The point he was making was Why shouldn't Bill Gates, who is a technocrat, own as much farmland as he wants to?
00:44:11.000 I wanted my response to be, misused technology got us into this damaging situation we're in, and more technology is not going to get us out.
00:44:21.000 The abuse of technology breaks the cycles of nature.
00:44:26.000 Water cycle, mineral cycle, microbial cycle, carbon cycle, energy cycle.
00:44:34.000 What we need is to get these cycles of nature again started to produce the symbiosis, the abundance that nature can produce and produce for millions of years.
00:44:47.000 We've been going against it for the last 80 or 90 Does that relate to climate resilient seeds also and engineered seeds more generally?
00:45:02.000 We've had Vandana Shiva on the show a couple of times and she is quite critical of Bill Gates herself and in particular she focuses on the patenting of seeds and they're sort of Inherent disrespect for nature and the practices of husbandry which, at best, suggest a partnership between our species and the natural world.
00:45:25.000 As we increasingly materialise, rationalise, technologise – that's not a word, I keep trying to invent that word every day but I can't do it yet – turn everything into technology.
00:45:37.000 And I wonder where climate resiliency and this model stands, because it was an aspect of Gates's assumptions that was addressed again by that letter, Will.
00:45:46.000 So hubris and profitability go to push this agenda that we can do better than nature.
00:45:57.000 And we've proven in the case of chemical fertilizers, pesticides, hormone implants in animals, so therapeutic antibiotics in animals, That when we use technology to improve upon nature, there are unintended consequences that really swap efficiency for resiliency.
00:46:21.000 In my mind, the genetically modified seed are another example.
00:46:26.000 We just haven't had time yet to see the negative unintended consequences.
00:46:32.000 In addition to the education that you have evidently acquired through the practice of agriculture, do you study a lot of theory around these things?
00:46:45.000 And also, are you into philosophy more generally?
00:46:50.000 So, what I advocate for is experiential wisdom versus reductive science.
00:47:01.000 We've gotten so far away from experiential wisdom and so far in the realm of reductive science and the technology that spins off from it that we are addicted to it.
00:47:15.000 There's so many reasons why technology is embraced over nature.
00:47:25.000 Even in teaching it in land-grant colleges.
00:47:28.000 I graduated from the University of Georgia a long, long time ago.
00:47:31.000 And we were taught individual disciplines by myopic professional PhDs who knew all there was to know about this one siloed knowledge, expertise.
00:47:50.000 And that's easy to teach in school.
00:47:52.000 You hire a veterinarian to teach about animal health.
00:47:55.000 You hire a nutritionist to teach about animal nutrition, etc.
00:48:01.000 It's experiential wisdom.
00:48:04.000 You can't do a how-to manual on that.
00:48:07.000 Every page will start out saying it depends, depending on the circumstances.
00:48:15.000 One of the things that Bill Gates said and that this letter also addressed is that he would support financially any agricultural endeavor that didn't amount to people singing Kumbaya.
00:48:29.000 Now I think what that meant is that Bill Gates is dismissive of traditional practices that emphasize harmony between humankind and nature and regards even beyond the, I would say, nefarious and prophetizing mentality of his technocratic modality has a kind of disregard for spirit in a way that's sort of quite offensive and reductive and is part of a broader trend to prevent human beings having a kind of sentient and sensual relationship with our environment in an attempt to make everything a product.
00:49:11.000 In an attempt to make everything material, in an attempt to make everything rational, you can start to dismiss historic relationships, traditional relationships, and as you say, experiential relationships.
00:49:24.000 How do you feel about the, you know, the reductivism that appears to be represented through that attitude there, Will?
00:49:32.000 That statement pisses me off.
00:49:35.000 He's talking about me and people like me, and I'm not much of a kumbaya singer.
00:49:42.000 We have proven here on this farm in the last 25 years the benefits of applying experiential wisdom over the benefits of applying the bought and paid for product of reductionist science and technology.
00:50:00.000 I can literally prove how the land is better, the water is better, the community is better.
00:50:10.000 The welfare of the animals is better.
00:50:11.000 I can go on and on.
00:50:13.000 So don't call me a Kumbaya slinger.
00:50:15.000 I can frickin' show you.
00:50:18.000 How difficult is it to extract your farm from centralising forces and centralised agricultural industrial power, i.e.
00:50:28.000 fertiliser and probably methods and means of distribution and commercial and financial partnerships that are probably inhered within your industry?
00:50:37.000 And is it possible, may I ask, to contemplate an agricultural movement where farmers are able to extract themselves from the obligations that these sort of Our production model here is the opposite of the centralised, industrialised, commoditised system that's feeding us today.
00:51:02.000 Very, very difficult.
00:51:04.000 That system values only efficiency.
00:51:09.000 Now, efficiency is important.
00:51:12.000 It's just incumbent upon all of us to try to operate efficiently.
00:51:16.000 But when efficiency becomes the only metric, then you give up resiliency, you open yourself up to all sorts of unintended consequences.
00:51:29.000 The model that we practice here, and we're not the only ones, this is just the one I can talk about, the model that people like us practice today is highly, highly replicatable.
00:51:43.000 It is not highly scalable.
00:51:46.000 White oak pasture is probably as big as it needs to be, but there could be a white oak pasture in every agricultural county in the nation, or two or three.
00:51:56.000 In order for that to happen, does there need to be the popularization and dissemination of these methods and the popularization of decentralization as an alternative, not only in agriculture, but in other political spaces?
00:52:13.000 And I don't want to drag you out of your evident vast area of expertise, but do you feel that alliances between yourself and other farmers that share this modality and these ideals would help? And is there any movement comparable to that?
00:52:29.000 Because don't you think it would be helpful with the Sri Lankan farmers, the Dutch farmers, the
00:52:33.000 German farmers, the New Zealand farmers? Isn't this a potential way that they could extract
00:52:38.000 their threatened businesses from the horror and dread being imposed by the very centralizing
00:52:43.000 forces that you describe?
00:52:44.000 Let's be clear that if there is a movement from the current system to the system that I advocate,
00:52:54.000 It will not be farmer-led.
00:52:57.000 It's got to be consumer-led.
00:52:59.000 Farmers simply can't afford to say, I think I'll change everything I've been doing for the last 80 years and see if people will buy it from me and I can make enough money to continue to operate.
00:53:11.000 That can't happen on scale.
00:53:13.000 A few of us did it, but that's not going to happen in my... It certainly won't be... The change certainly won't come from Big Ag.
00:53:23.000 It certainly won't come from big food.
00:53:26.000 It certainly won't come from the politicians who are fed by big ag and big food.
00:53:31.000 It won't come from universities that are fed by big ag and big food.
00:53:35.000 It will be consumer-led if it happens.
00:53:44.000 And for consumers to do that, they've got to come to understand how expensive food is today.
00:53:52.000 The fact is, my food costs more than Big Ag, Big Food food.
00:53:58.000 It's because we internalize the externalized costs that happen in that commodity industrial program.
00:54:09.000 So my beef may be 30% more than industrial beef.
00:54:13.000 That's probably a fair number.
00:54:17.000 But how much does losing antibiotics, the pathogens are resistant to antibiotics, how much does that cost?
00:54:30.000 How much does a good hurricane cost?
00:54:32.000 How much does the dead spot in the Gulf of Mexico cost?
00:54:35.000 All these externalized costs that the system puts into place are not recognized when you actually buy the food from the big food companies.
00:54:47.000 When you talk about consumers and consumer choice, it of course has to, we have to, when analysing that idea, include the way that consumers are coached, the way that we're being increasingly impoverished, the cost of Living crisis, the lack of awareness around these issues, and as you've explained, that many academic and media spaces have been co-opted by Big Food to such an alarming degree that these ideas are either seen as niche or kumbaya type ideas rather than pragmatic.
00:55:23.000 So you can see that systemic change is required there when it comes to the perception of many of the ideas that you've described.
00:55:30.000 Now, I'm a vegan, but I'm also non-judgmental.
00:55:33.000 That makes me a very rare thing indeed.
00:55:36.000 One of the things that the World Economic Forum's agenda, the Great Reset, states is that you'll eat much less meat, which is presumed to be as a result of the impact on climate, the claim that meat is bad for you.
00:55:47.000 What do you make of these claims?
00:55:50.000 And can you explain the difference between your type of farming practices and mass production farming practices with regard to the issue of eating meat?
00:56:01.000 I can.
00:56:03.000 So, animal impact on land is part of proper animal impact.
00:56:11.000 It's part of mitigating climate change.
00:56:14.000 It doesn't contribute to climate change.
00:56:16.000 There's a work that was done by a company called Qantas Environmental Engineering Company three or four years ago on my farm that shows that we actually sequester carbon Actually, 3.5 pounds of carbon dioxide equivalent for every pound of grass-fed beef we sell.
00:56:35.000 You can see that on our website, whiteoakpastures.com, under the environmental stewardship section.
00:56:43.000 It proves that we are actually part of mitigating climate change.
00:56:49.000 And I can go on and on about that.
00:56:51.000 I don't want to go down the rabbit hole with it.
00:56:55.000 You know, the junk science that's out there, that says that ruminants cattle are destroying the environment, destroying the climate, part of climate change.
00:57:10.000 It's incredible to me how that caught traction.
00:57:15.000 And I think it caught traction because there is a big percentage of the population that is vegan, vegetarian, but not just vegan, vegetarian.
00:57:28.000 Vegan, vegetarian.
00:57:29.000 The difference of a vegetarian, vegan like you, who wants to control what they eat and allows me to control what I eat, it's fine.
00:57:38.000 We're aligned.
00:57:40.000 I'd go to war to defend your right to do it.
00:57:43.000 Militant vegans, militant vegetarians won't decide what everybody's going to eat, including themselves.
00:57:50.000 So that environment was there.
00:57:52.000 The science was, they could prove that, scientists could prove that Industrial cattle production was carbon in the middle, big carbon in the middle.
00:58:07.000 So then you had the money behind the vegetable protein movement, so you got this perfect alignment of the settlement against meat, just science to show meat's bad in a circumstance, not all circumstances.
00:58:25.000 And then the platform that the big people who stood to make a lot of money on that technology,
00:58:34.000 all aligned. And it's incredible how it caught traction. I mean, if people could just take a
00:58:41.000 step back and look.
00:58:43.000 It's interesting how often polemicism is induced in our culture to prevent clarity and how
00:58:51.000 often we are invited to enter into conflict with one another over cultural issues that
00:58:56.000 amount to imposing control on other people.
00:59:01.000 I feel like, where possible, we ought harmonise with our anthropological origins, whether that's diet, behaviour, or the way that we organise society.
00:59:10.000 I'm not suggesting some atavistic lashback to pre-neanderthal times, I'm just suggesting that when it comes to diet, and it comes to the way that we organise tribes and groups, that we ought acknowledge that it's very difficult for human beings to live In cultures of 5 billion, 2 billion, 1 billion, 300 million, with one centralised idea where people tell one another what they have to do.
00:59:33.000 It seems to me that this model of decentralisation when it comes to agriculture could be applied in all kinds of political spheres.
00:59:41.000 So you can reach the point where I can say I'm a vegan and I have my reasons for being vegan, you are not a vegan, you have your reasons for being not vegan, let's allow each other to live our own lives and not use what ultimately amounts to Forms of, I don't know, what do I want to say, certainly judgmentalism, and sometimes as severe as fascism, to be the dominant tools in our culture.
01:00:03.000 Just to pass on a question from our chat, we have a community online watching this now.
01:00:09.000 Venus Siren asks, do programmes like Farm Fresh make a difference?
01:00:14.000 And I guess that makes sense to you, because it doesn't to me, but it's the question they wanted to ask.
01:00:19.000 You know, I'm not exactly... I've heard of farm creators.
01:00:22.000 I'm not exactly sure who they are, how they do business.
01:00:28.000 There are a lot of companies out there that greenwash product.
01:00:34.000 Greenwashing is a term that I use to describe how big ag and big food hire brilliant people to talk about their product differently.
01:00:45.000 To make it seem like it's the product that people like us produce.
01:00:50.000 And it increases the value of their product and decreases the value of our product.
01:00:55.000 So it's the greatest nemesis obstruction that people like us have to move forward with this production system is the greenwashing by big companies.
01:01:09.000 Now, again, I don't know the one that you mentioned specifically.
01:01:12.000 I've only heard of them.
01:01:15.000 But so often that Commoditization, that co-mangling of product from many different farms results in the opportunity to greenwash.
01:01:29.000 It is really sad, but I don't think that consumers can make their purchasing decision based on a label.
01:01:39.000 Labels are absolutely crap.
01:01:41.000 I think they're intentionally misleading by USDA.
01:01:45.000 We can talk about it all day, but Did you know that you can buy beef in a store in your community that says product of the USA proudly stamped on the label but the animal was born and raised and slaughtered in Australia or Uruguay or New Zealand or many other countries?
01:02:09.000 Intentionally misleading so consumers can't believe the label.
01:02:14.000 Consumers really struggle with verifications and certifications.
01:02:18.000 I was a great advocate of that when it first started.
01:02:22.000 I've had just about every certification you can have, still got a bunch of them, but there's some really low-hanging fruit out there and consumers are hopelessly confused about what's good and what's not.
01:02:34.000 And now I think labels are a greenwashing tool.
01:02:38.000 The consumer looks for something that conforms with his morals and standards This one's certified.
01:02:48.000 I'll take it.
01:02:49.000 And it probably could be the low-hanging fruit.
01:02:52.000 Sadly, despite the fact they don't have bandwidth, consumers got to know something about the farm.
01:02:59.000 Either follow them closely on social media or go see them.
01:03:04.000 There's got to be transparency.
01:03:07.000 There's got to be authenticity.
01:03:11.000 And our marketing involves, y'all come see us.
01:03:14.000 Come look.
01:03:16.000 Will, it's such an engaging conversation and perhaps it's because you evidently have values and principles, whether it's decentralization, integrity, authenticity, a willingness to admit that you are on a different trajectory and that it didn't work and that you changed direction as a result of that.
01:03:35.000 And I feel that this conversation is certainly been very valuable for me because there are principles here that could be applied in various areas and for me that is a hallmark of a genuinely valuable
01:03:50.000 discourse.
01:03:51.000 We have to wrap it up now but I'm incredibly grateful to you for giving us your time and
01:03:55.000 for the expertise accrued to be able to have a conversation like this.
01:03:59.000 My only regret is that we were unable to conduct this conversation in kimonos and to reveal
01:04:04.000 perhaps more of the dark undercarriage, as I'm going to call it, that lurks beneath all
01:04:11.000 Thanks, man.
01:04:12.000 Thanks very much, Will.
01:04:13.000 It'd be lovely to talk to you again if you have time, because we've got so many more questions, but alas, not the time.
01:04:18.000 If you get me a kimono, it'll be an extra large.
01:04:21.000 Extra large.
01:04:21.000 Let me write that down.
01:04:23.000 Kimono for Will Harris, extra large.
01:04:25.000 Will, thanks for your time, man.
01:04:25.000 We'll speak to you again soon.
01:04:26.000 Thank you so much.
01:04:27.000 Thanks for joining us.
01:04:29.000 Well, it's been a fantastic show today with Stay Free with Russell Brandon.
01:04:33.000 We still have numerous obligations to fulfill.
01:04:35.000 For example, I told you that we have a great analysis of Donald Trump's announcement that he will be Standing for presidency in 2024.
01:04:44.000 Many people are saying, why so early?
01:04:45.000 Why so early?
01:04:46.000 But I don't think we're going to have time to put that in the stream.
01:04:48.000 I guess we'll have to put that up.
01:04:49.000 Put it on Rumble.
01:04:50.000 We'll put it on Rumble.
01:04:51.000 It'll be on Rumble first, in full, for free, a little later this evening.
01:04:57.000 But we do have to do a few other things.
01:04:59.000 We've got to wrap up a few things.
01:05:01.000 Firstly, have I told you lately that I love you?
01:05:03.000 Not for a while.
01:05:04.000 I've been under a lot of pressure, but I will do.
01:05:07.000 It appears that I have some commercial imperatives of my own, and I'm going to do them right now.
01:05:13.000 Well, how do I do it?
01:05:14.000 Do I throw to it?
01:05:14.000 Is it pre-rec'd?
01:05:16.000 Is it a pre-rec'd thing that I'm throwing to here, or am I doing it live?
01:05:18.000 I think it's that thing you did earlier.
01:05:20.000 Okay.
01:05:21.000 Did you know about something?
01:05:24.000 Stay with us, because I'm about to... Gareth, get ready for this.
01:05:26.000 Did you know I've been making commercials for sponsors for this show?
01:05:29.000 Wow.
01:05:30.000 As part of the... Is there nothing you can't do?
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01:07:07.000 What do you reckon Will Harris would make of this commercial?
01:07:10.000 Will Harris there?
01:07:11.000 I think he'd love your delivery.
01:07:13.000 Yeah.
01:07:14.000 That's all I'm going to say.
01:07:15.000 Why Brickhouse Russell?
01:07:16.000 I'm not sure about that.
01:07:17.000 Why is that mainly that bit where you smelt your finger that I was concerned about?
01:07:21.000 Because I thought it was a good thing to do.
01:07:23.000 So imagine like the way of knowing that a field of greens is like a good product is you like you're a doctor and you're like, oh, I don't know what you're doing, but keep it up.
01:07:34.000 Do doctors do that?
01:07:35.000 No, they mustn't.
01:07:36.000 Like, imagine a doctor did that.
01:07:37.000 Imagine a doctor did that test and then they, like, bun up the bum for if you're a male prostate.
01:07:43.000 And you said, I think you're probably going to send that off for the lab results, are you?
01:07:47.000 And he goes, I can do it right here.
01:07:49.000 I'll do doctoring like Will Harris.
01:07:51.000 Good instance.
01:07:53.000 Yeah, you're fine, boy.
01:07:54.000 Get back out there.
01:07:55.000 I loved Will Harris, didn't you?
01:07:57.000 I love a butch farmer.
01:07:59.000 Also, we should probably say, we don't think that's how he conducts.
01:08:04.000 Medical examinations.
01:08:05.000 Of course he doesn't.
01:08:06.000 Will Harris doesn't do that.
01:08:07.000 He jumps straight in.
01:08:08.000 Like on his cows or something.
01:08:13.000 I'm not doing this because I like Will Harris.
01:08:15.000 I want Will Harris to like us forever.
01:08:18.000 He's got to come back on.
01:08:19.000 He's so brilliant.
01:08:20.000 There's a million more questions to ask.
01:08:22.000 Look, I didn't like the endorsing the meat-eating for quite as long, Will.
01:08:25.000 But this Will, him, a really young Putin... Well, of course he pushed you into it, didn't he?
01:08:28.000 That's what I laughed at.
01:08:29.000 I noticed him giving you that piece of paper.
01:08:30.000 I'm shuffling over.
01:08:31.000 Why?
01:08:31.000 Take that, take that.
01:08:32.000 Why give me that for?
01:08:33.000 He just wanted you to endorse eating meat.
01:08:35.000 I'm against it.
01:08:36.000 It's cruel.
01:08:37.000 Cruel to... Yeah, I wouldn't eat a dog or a cat.
01:08:38.000 I wouldn't eat anything.
01:08:40.000 I wouldn't eat any animal.
01:08:41.000 I wanted to ask him about Monsanto.
01:08:43.000 Oh, you little... Why?
01:08:44.000 Because they sponsor universities.
01:08:46.000 They give money to universities to tell them... Good question!
01:08:48.000 You should have took your question!
01:08:49.000 It is actually on that sheet.
01:08:51.000 Which one, though?
01:08:52.000 Oh, hang on.
01:08:52.000 There are so many sheets.
01:08:54.000 This one, oh my god, I've got three sheets on Will Harris, I've got a letter from these people, field of dreams, field of dreams, Donald Trump, trying his hardest to run a country, smelling his own fingers.
01:09:08.000 Oh, hello!
01:09:08.000 Have you been on holiday?
01:09:10.000 Oh, you're nervous?
01:09:11.000 Is there something wrong with you?
01:09:12.000 Oh, was you bullied at school?
01:09:14.000 Because I like it, like, that that's a tool for diagnostics.
01:09:16.000 Listen, it's been a fantastic show, hasn't it?
01:09:18.000 And tomorrow's going to be another one.
01:09:20.000 That's why you have to join us again for Stay Free with Russell Brown.
01:09:23.000 Tomorrow we're talking to Adam Wagner about how, during the lockdown, we was mugged off massive by the government.
01:09:29.000 We was mugged right off by them.
01:09:30.000 What they done?
01:09:31.000 They locked us up.
01:09:31.000 They didn't even have to, shouldn't have been doing it.
01:09:33.000 No.
01:09:34.000 Wish you sooner.
01:09:35.000 What about Ritchie Sue?
01:09:36.000 He was one of the ones doing it.
01:09:37.000 I like him now, Ritchie Sue.
01:09:38.000 I know, you're all into him because of his haircut and his shirt.
01:09:41.000 I bet those shirts cost an absolute fortune, by the way.
01:09:45.000 He was so jittery, like when that call with Zelensky, them two, I think they had little stiffies.
01:09:52.000 Zelensky, we support you so much!
01:09:58.000 That was so turned on by Zelensky because he's like a proper leader who does wars and that.
01:10:04.000 And why did Trudeau stop doing an impersonation after saying his name?
01:10:08.000 He only committed to that bit of it.
01:10:09.000 Did you ever do that?
01:10:11.000 Like if you say a name.
01:10:12.000 Say if you know someone and you know that their name is a Spanish name or whatever.
01:10:16.000 Juan, would you do that?
01:10:17.000 Sure, yeah.
01:10:18.000 Like, because you can't put it in your own accent.
01:10:19.000 Juan, like that.
01:10:21.000 Juan, Frederico, Vladmir, Vladmir, for fuck's sake, are you going to leave that nappy there?
01:10:28.000 It stinks of shit!
01:10:30.000 Like you're married to him, in this.
01:10:31.000 Oh, okay.
01:10:32.000 I'm his wife in this.
01:10:33.000 I've cast myself as his wife.
01:10:35.000 Sorry, I should have got there sooner.
01:10:36.000 I'm his wife, I'm from Croydon, I'm smoking meth.
01:10:39.000 I know, I'm a mess.
01:10:41.000 And Vladimir's not going to put up with that for long, is he?
01:10:43.000 He's married me, but I'm a woman now, and I'm smoking meth, and I'm in Croydon, which is in South London.
01:10:49.000 Is he back to being a comedian now?
01:10:50.000 Is he still in charge of Ukraine?
01:10:52.000 You know what it's like when you are in proxy war.
01:10:56.000 That cassette will kill, man.
01:11:01.000 Listen, I'm not against Zelensky.
01:11:03.000 There's a lot of people that write, love Zelensky, and quite rightly so.
01:11:06.000 Brave Leader, all of that stuff.
01:11:07.000 I'm just worried about the... We have to balance the reporting elsewhere.
01:11:11.000 Elsewhere, you're getting enough hagiography, aren't you?
01:11:13.000 I mean, I think, like, CNN, BBC, NBC... All the C's are doing...
01:11:18.000 A grandmother yesterday was happy that her family didn't die.
01:11:23.000 Oh, this is the news, is it?
01:11:25.000 That people like their family not die.
01:11:27.000 Here's some more news.
01:11:28.000 Do you want everyone to die in a nuclear war?
01:11:30.000 Oh, also no.
01:11:31.000 Well then, explain why.
01:11:33.000 What's going on, you morons?
01:11:35.000 You mad morons?
01:11:36.000 Listen, if you want more of this, you can have more of it.
01:11:39.000 We're continuing in Stay Free AF, which is our membership community over on Locals.
01:11:43.000 You can join that for a small fee where you get access to me.
01:11:46.000 Unique access.
01:11:47.000 You get all our content in full for free.
01:11:50.000 Well, not for free, actually.
01:11:51.000 We charge you.
01:11:51.000 We get it in full first.
01:11:53.000 Did I get this?
01:11:55.000 You deserve to be a member of our community.
01:11:57.000 Have you been to the swimming pool this morning?
01:12:02.000 You've been down a bitch, cos you smell very well.
01:12:05.000 I let myself loose a little bit, don't I, Gal, over there?
01:12:07.000 You do, yeah.
01:12:08.000 Looser than this.
01:12:09.000 I'm looser, baby.
01:12:10.000 I'm a piece of old shit.
01:12:12.000 Oh God, the kimono's out!
01:12:13.000 I don't have to open my kimono to you!
01:12:15.000 I don't have to show you what I got!
01:12:18.000 I don't need to show you nothing, baby!
01:12:22.000 Okay, so we've got a fantastic show for you tomorrow.
01:12:25.000 Join us there and we'll go into the weekend in the right mood.
01:12:28.000 Free, open, expressive and progressive.
01:12:31.000 Beyond categories.
01:12:33.000 Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:12:34.000 All relaxed?
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