Stay Free - Russel Brand - OH SH*T! Tucker Just REVEALED US & Russia WAR In 2024?!

00:00:00.000 So, I'm going to go ahead and start the video.

00:00:07.000 I'm going to start the video.

00:00:44.000 In this video, you're going to see the future.

00:00:50.000 We are getting some breaking news.

00:00:55.000 We've got a live shot there.

00:01:02.000 Hello there, you Awakening Wonders.

00:01:04.000 Thanks for joining me for Stay Free with Russell Brand.

00:01:06.000 We've got some fantastic stuff to talk about.

00:01:08.000 Some of it sadly rather tragic, like Biden's fire lies.

00:01:12.000 The personalising convivial anecdotes that he shared with those grief-stricken Hawaiians turned out not even to be true.

00:01:20.000 They were insensitive domestic fires at best.

00:01:23.000 That he was sharing about, and it turns out that they're probably not even true stories.

00:01:26.000 Here to unpack all that with me is Gareth Roy.

00:01:29.000 Hello Gareth, are you alright?

00:01:31.000 I'm looking forward also to talking about the results of Sweden's lockdown experiment.

00:01:36.000 The data is in.

00:01:38.000 Sweden's laissez-faire experimental against the mainstream method appears to have been more effective than more draconian measures elsewhere.

00:01:47.000 Of course, we can't even discuss that on YouTube, so you'll have to Use your little digits.

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00:01:56.000 We're going to be talking about Tucker and the war between Russia and potentially the U.S.

00:02:02.000 Many people say it's essentially a war between the U.S.

00:02:04.000 and Russia.

00:02:05.000 if you remove the U.S.

00:02:05.000 Anyway, i.e.

00:02:07.000 from the equation, the war immediately ends, albeit unfavorably for the people of Ukraine who doubtless need support.

00:02:14.000 But many contest a peaceful solution is the best way even to resolve it from a Ukrainian perspective.

00:02:20.000 But before we get into all of this, I've got something on my lip.

00:02:24.000 And why haven't you, my friend and associate... Oh, no.

00:02:28.000 What is it?

00:02:29.000 Screw it.

00:02:29.000 I mean, I've been eating quite a complex salad.

00:02:31.000 I should have pointed that out, shouldn't I?

00:02:32.000 Yeah, you're supposed to.

00:02:34.000 Look, I'm eating this salad.

00:02:35.000 It's got sticks in it.

00:02:36.000 It's got bits in it.

00:02:37.000 It's even got a flag in it.

00:02:38.000 I don't think you're meant to eat the sticks.

00:02:40.000 Well, nonetheless, I thought they were all part of it.

00:02:42.000 Where is it?

00:02:42.000 Is it gone now?

00:02:43.000 Have I got it?

00:02:43.000 No, it's still there.

00:02:44.000 It's the other side.

00:02:45.000 Lick the other side.

00:02:47.000 You lick it.

00:02:48.000 You got it.

00:02:49.000 It's gone now, is it?

00:02:51.000 What a team.

00:02:52.000 Nice, guys.

00:02:52.000 It appeared up on the screen.

00:02:53.000 You've got something wrong with your lips, mate.

00:02:56.000 It's coming out of your boat race.

00:02:58.000 But worse things happen at sea, and much worse things still happen at high altitudes.

00:03:03.000 Have you heard about those people pooping themselves at great heights, the Delta Diarrhoea video?

00:03:08.000 We talked about it earlier in the week.

00:03:10.000 But it turns out that the story has continued Continue to evolve.

00:03:14.000 Let's see what... I mean, what are they doing?

00:03:16.000 Have they gone back for more?

00:03:17.000 Have they gone back with a spoon?

00:03:19.000 What's going on up there?

00:03:20.000 there let's have a look at it well he got a lot of poop about the place

00:03:30.000 There was a lot.

00:03:31.000 Is some of it covered by blankets and some of it isn't?

00:03:34.000 I think the blankets are there to mitigate the damage, to conceal it, to mask it.

00:03:39.000 Those blankets are about as good as the measures offered by the Biden administration to the Hawaii fire.

00:03:44.000 Here, have some blankets.

00:03:46.000 But there are yet further mad... what do I call them?

00:03:50.000 Effluvial misadventures in the sky.

00:03:53.000 Effluvial misadventures in the sky.

00:03:55.000 First time I've said that.

00:03:56.000 People have been throwing up out there and all.

00:03:58.000 Let's have a look at this one.

00:03:59.000 The incident happened as passengers boarded an Air Canada Rouge flight from Las Vegas to Montreal.

00:04:05.000 A pair of women arrived at their seats when a witness says one of them immediately noticed they were wet and reeked of vomit.

00:04:11.000 Susan Benson was... That's not very nice, is it?

00:04:14.000 To sit down before a flight, firstly to discover your seat is wet.

00:04:19.000 I don't know if it can ever get better after that.

00:04:21.000 No.

00:04:21.000 Like, it's wet.

00:04:22.000 Oh, it's... What would be good?

00:04:25.000 Well, I mean, unless it's something dispensed from your own anatomy as a result of extreme ecstasy and pleasure, I wouldn't part with it.

00:04:32.000 And even in those cases, a little bit later, someone's saying, that's enough of that now, and I move elsewhere.

00:04:37.000 Put a blanket down or something.

00:04:37.000 That's right.

00:04:39.000 Put a blanket on that!

00:04:40.000 That's a little delta blanket.

00:04:42.000 Make myself a little delta pathway to the lavatory.

00:04:45.000 Think about meself.

00:04:46.000 But this one, if it actually smells of vomit, I mean, and that's a jest as well, though, that's a, you know, it's never good to sniff a wet patch on a seat occupied previously by a stranger.

00:04:55.000 Also someone else's vomit.

00:04:58.000 The only people I do that for is my kids and my missus, really.

00:05:01.000 Or, I don't know, look, in an emergency situation, gal, if you were vomited, unlike you, lip ignorer, I would step in and wipe up your vomit.

00:05:08.000 I think once you love someone, Any liquid is kind of fine.

00:05:12.000 It comes out of them.

00:05:13.000 I mean, it's amazing how quickly that turns.

00:05:15.000 Yeah.

00:05:16.000 How quickly you go from hating it... What are you talking about?

00:05:20.000 Body fluids now?

00:05:21.000 I'm saying it's... Are you a pervert?

00:05:23.000 Saying it can quite easily become the very opposite, can't it?

00:05:26.000 Yes, of course it can.

00:05:27.000 It's contextual.

00:05:28.000 There are some things that you just don't want except at body temperature and in the moment.

00:05:33.000 Let's have a look what's going on at the Vomity Airways.

00:05:35.000 ...behind the women who called over a flight attendant and were told someone...

00:05:40.000 It's weird, isn't it?

00:05:40.000 Because this is just an anecdote you would tell each other.

00:05:43.000 Yes.

00:05:43.000 And it's sort of on the news.

00:05:44.000 It's extraordinary.

00:05:45.000 In a minute, of course, we're going to be talking about the mishandling of the Maui fires, Biden's deception in handling that.

00:05:51.000 We're going to be talking about Russia, Tucker's assertion that the Russian war will become a hot war.

00:05:56.000 So much to talk about.

00:05:58.000 But for a moment, let's see why everyone keeps throwing up.

00:05:58.000 So much important news.

00:06:01.000 Had been sick on a previous flight, but the seats were left soiled overnight and not cleaned until the next day.

00:06:08.000 In a widely shared post on... Soiled overnight and not cleaned until next day.

00:06:13.000 I've got a wild conspiracy theory.

00:06:14.000 Go on.

00:06:15.000 Mask mandates.

00:06:17.000 Go on.

00:06:18.000 Is this prepping us for a return to mass mandates on airlines?

00:06:21.000 Because that was a big thing, wasn't it?

00:06:23.000 Passengers kind of fighting about it, passengers fighting with flight attendants.

00:06:26.000 We're being groomed.

00:06:27.000 We're being groomed.

00:06:29.000 Aeroplanes are disgusting, they're smelly, they stink.

00:06:32.000 There's poo everywhere under blankets.

00:06:34.000 You should wear a mask.

00:06:36.000 You should put the sick bag on your own face, like a kind of Mr. Snuffleupagus, like an elephant.

00:06:42.000 Tape a sick bag to your face and puke into it.

00:06:45.000 Carry your own effluvia around with you.

00:06:47.000 Tape one bag to your ass and one to your mouth.

00:06:50.000 And why don't you just poop and puke your life away, high up in the skies?

00:06:55.000 This is me, Bob Dylan, in the early days, doing the news.

00:07:01.000 Facebook, Benson wrote the women were told to mask the smell.

00:07:04.000 The cabin crew please- What?

00:07:05.000 Mask?

00:07:06.000 Mask the smell?

00:07:07.000 What did I say?

00:07:08.000 I've never even seen this report.

00:07:09.000 Wait!

00:07:10.000 This is getting- Hang on!

00:07:11.000 Hang on!

00:07:11.000 Wait a minute!

00:07:12.000 Something coming on!

00:07:13.000 I gotta- Take a good look at these, cos it's the last you'll see!

00:07:18.000 Go to the single queue, get to the single when these come out, not Gareth!

00:07:23.000 You won't be seeing these again, unless you are an awakened wonder, in which case you'll be seeing them whenever you want.

00:07:28.000 Have you become an awakened wonder yet?

00:07:30.000 If you're watching us on Rumble, press the red button on the bottom of your screen, join locals, join the chat.

00:07:34.000 If you're watching us on YouTube, we're just going to be doing this groundbreaking, revelatory, discursive for a matter of moments more before we disappear into the home of free speech.

00:07:43.000 Let's just let this guy run himself down.

00:07:45.000 Coffee grounds in the seat pouch?

00:07:48.000 That doesn't sound like the Jabberwocky.

00:07:55.000 It's like a poem.

00:07:57.000 This is mental.

00:07:59.000 There's no option.

00:08:01.000 You're gonna have to sit in sick for the whole flight.

00:08:05.000 Is this where the blankets are coming out?

00:08:07.000 Is this where the masks are coming out?

00:08:08.000 What do you need now?

00:08:09.000 Some sort of medication?

00:08:10.000 Some mandatory...

00:08:15.000 Oh my god, well there you go, they're the real victims.

00:08:18.000 Now, meanwhile, in rather important news with considerable gravitas, look at how disconcerted, infuriated, lost and angry the people of Maui are about their government's mishandling of these terrible fires.

00:08:33.000 If being American means anything, it means that in times of crisis people are able to come together.

00:08:39.000 It means that your society is maintained, that civil society is taken care of institutionally, and in times of emergency or crisis, the support is there.

00:08:49.000 Nationalism is derived from tribalism.

00:08:51.000 Tribalism means we have a shared identity, and of course tribalism can become oppositionism, and there's enough of that in American politics these days, let me know in the comments if you think that that's true, but At its heart, patriotism ought mean that we have one common goal.

00:09:05.000 And in times of crisis and emergency, you want your president and your government to step up and take care of you.

00:09:11.000 Is that what's happening in Maui?

00:09:13.000 Do any of you believe that your resources, your tax dollars, are being marshaled correctly to support those most in need?

00:09:19.000 Certainly this woman, a victim of the Maui fires, thinks precisely the opposite.

00:09:24.000 Let's have a look.

00:09:25.000 We wanted us, Hawaiian people, to be part of this state.

00:09:31.000 It happened.

00:09:32.000 Now what are we?

00:09:34.000 She's challenging the fundamental concept of a nation right there.

00:09:36.000 There is no reason for Hawaii to be part of America except it's convenient and apposite missile base.

00:09:43.000 It's a good strategic place for air force to be.

00:09:45.000 A mid-pacific, essentially, armament store.

00:09:49.000 That's... I've been to Hawaii a couple of times.

00:09:51.000 Did you know that?

00:09:51.000 I was there for forgetting Sarah Marshall.

00:09:53.000 I lived there A couple of months.

00:09:54.000 But what I won't do is claim that my time in Hawaii is it makes it plain that I understand the suffering of the Hawaiian... You ought to give a better anecdote, to be honest.

00:10:03.000 Because Joe Biden's anecdote that he once had a small tiny mouse fire in his home is disgusting and inappropriate.

00:10:11.000 You won't believe this story.

00:10:13.000 I mean, I can barely stand to watch this heartbreaking testimony from this victim of the Hawaiian fire.

00:10:21.000 But remember how often it's...

00:10:23.000 utilised in the discourse of the Democrats that they stand up for people of colour, that

00:10:28.000 they're there to support people in times of need, in times of doubt, in times of fear

00:10:32.000 and disaster.

00:10:33.000 Well, what's happening now?

00:10:35.000 Where is that support?

00:10:36.000 Do the people themselves feel like they are being supported?

00:10:38.000 Absolutely not.

00:10:39.000 If this testimony is anything to take seriously, and I would suggest that you do take it seriously,

00:10:44.000 What Joe Biden offers instead are insensitive, crass and apparently untrue anecdotes about his own minute experiences of fire that amount to a 20 minute conflagration in his front room that barely scorched his cat.

00:10:59.000 He claims that that qualifies him to share in sympathy with the victims of these disasters that have probably been caused by institutional Inefficiency and neglect if many stories to be believed.

00:11:11.000 The electrical companies out there didn't tend the grounds around their electrical equipment and possibly exacerbated or even caused that fire.

00:11:18.000 We've covered that story elsewhere in our content.

00:11:22.000 Black Rock and Vanguard?

00:11:24.000 That company, that electrical company, yes.

00:11:25.000 Can you believe that?

00:11:26.000 Can you believe that the profiteering and the globalist agenda reaches into almost every story?

00:11:31.000 Here's the way that Joe Biden tried to identify with the Hawaiian people.

00:11:31.000 Have you noticed that?

00:11:35.000 Here he is, rapping in front of a ukulele, saying things that are apparently, at best, half true.

00:11:42.000 I don't want to compare difficulties, but we have a little sense, Jill and I. Jill and I, yeah, okay.

00:11:49.000 So, yeah, because I've just, I've just buried me granddad.

00:11:52.000 All of me, all of me drugs and medicine's been burned.

00:11:54.000 I'm getting myself ready.

00:11:55.000 I'm getting myself ready with a tearjerker.

00:11:58.000 Kleenex at the ready, ready to dab the old ducts.

00:12:01.000 What happened to you, Joe?

00:12:02.000 What did you go through?

00:12:03.000 What it's like to lose a home.

00:12:06.000 Years ago, now 15 years ago, I was in Washington doing Meet the Press.

00:12:13.000 It was a sunny Sunday.

00:12:15.000 Lightning struck at home on a little lake that's outside of our home.

00:12:20.000 Not a lake, a big pond.

00:12:22.000 Did I say lake?

00:12:23.000 That makes it sound like I'm incredibly wealthy and rich and have a lake in my garden.

00:12:26.000 More like a pond, really.

00:12:27.000 More like a puddle.

00:12:29.000 Also, lightning strikes a lake and the house burns down.

00:12:32.000 That's not how electricity and water work.

00:12:34.000 He doesn't even understand the most basic elements.

00:12:38.000 And hit a wire and came up underneath our home into the heating duct, the air conditioning duct.

00:12:46.000 To make a long story short... To make an untrue story longer... I almost lost my wife, my 67 Corvette.

00:12:57.000 He's told this story a couple of times, Joe Biden.

00:12:59.000 He told it in 2021, where he said a couple of firefighters nearly died in that story, plus I nearly lost my cat and my 67 Corvette.

00:13:08.000 Even if this were true, it's not the kind of story that should be shared with people that are experiencing a national disaster, Have you seen the images coming out of Maui?

00:13:18.000 It looks like a war zone.

00:13:19.000 It's every bit as devastating as what's happening in the Ukrainian cities that are under attack from Russian forces.

00:13:26.000 Where the distinction lies is it doesn't seem to be profit in the military-industrial complex.

00:13:31.000 Now, call me a terrible cynic, but I would think that a disaster on American soil should be the utmost priority, and more important than what I think, who actually cares what I think, the people of Maui certainly seem to think that.

00:13:42.000 Now Joe Biden's story has been significantly debunked.

00:13:46.000 Listen to this version.

00:13:48.000 There's a contemporary account out of something like the sort of Mouse Milk News or something.

00:13:52.000 Just to set it up.

00:13:53.000 So Joe Biden, when he told the story to a bunch of firefighters, which seems mad that he was telling them a lie about something that they came and actually put out in his house.

00:14:02.000 He goes round telling the least appropriate people that you should tell stuff to.

00:14:06.000 Exactly.

00:14:07.000 I've been burned in a fire.

00:14:08.000 I was in a fire once.

00:14:09.000 My pond caught fire.

00:14:11.000 We risk life and live in fires every day.

00:14:11.000 I'm a fireman.

00:14:13.000 I was in a fire once.

00:14:15.000 Stop telling people that story.

00:14:17.000 They're going to be offended by it.

00:14:19.000 That's unbelievable.

00:14:20.000 So he said that smoke was so thick that it covered all three stories, which in a minute we'll get to that being debunked.

00:14:26.000 And then he said we almost lost a couple of firefighters and my wife.

00:14:29.000 And we'll get to that in a little bit.

00:14:31.000 But he was telling firefighters that we almost lost a couple of firefighters.

00:14:34.000 Firefighter are you mate?

00:14:35.000 I'll tell you a thing or two about fire.

00:14:37.000 The smoke was so thick Oh yeah, that's it.

00:14:40.000 It's making such outrageous lies.

00:14:42.000 Listen to this, this is from the Wilmington News Journal, which was reporting on this matter at the time.

00:14:49.000 Biden's house on Barley Mill Road, which sounds like a place from a fairy story, was reported hit by lightning at 8.16am, emergency officials said.

00:14:58.000 There were no injuries and firefighters kept the fire contained to one room.

00:15:02.000 It was a tiny little mouse's fire.

00:15:04.000 The ARCO added that firefighters from Cranston Heights, Talleyville, Elfsmere Mill Creek and Hoxheim Fire Companies arrived there to find heavy smoke coming from the house.

00:15:13.000 Cranston Heights Fire County Chief George Lambun told the newspaper.

00:15:17.000 The flames did not spread from the kitchen.

00:15:20.000 Luckily, we got it pretty early.

00:15:21.000 The fire was under control in 20 minutes.

00:15:24.000 This is something that took place during the duration of an episode of The Simpsons.

00:15:28.000 You could sit down, watch The Simpsons.

00:15:30.000 Oh, what's going on in the kitchen?

00:15:32.000 Nothing.

00:15:33.000 Keep watching that.

00:15:34.000 We'll let you know if it gets out of hand.

00:15:35.000 End of The Simpsons.

00:15:36.000 It's alright.

00:15:37.000 We've dealt with it.

00:15:38.000 It's completely over.

00:15:39.000 Is the cat okay?

00:15:40.000 Is the Corvette okay?

00:15:42.000 Is Jill okay?

00:15:43.000 In that order?

00:15:44.000 Yes, everyone's okay.

00:15:46.000 Well, at least I've got a story to tell people.

00:15:48.000 And what about Jill's reporting of what he actually said?

00:15:51.000 That's astonishing.

00:15:52.000 Look at his actual reaction.

00:15:54.000 This is a testimony from dear Jill Biden in 2021.

00:15:57.000 She says, I'll never forget standing in the rain watching firefighters trying to put the fire out.

00:16:01.000 I was devastated, she said.

00:16:02.000 I turned to Joe, who loved that house, and said, Joe, what are we going to do?

00:16:05.000 And he looked back at me with a smile and said, look at this way.

00:16:08.000 Now we can fix all the things we didn't like.

00:16:11.000 Already his thoughts had turned to insurance fraud.

00:16:14.000 Just seconds after the incident.

00:16:16.000 I don't think that's what they're experiencing in Maui.

00:16:18.000 Oh, this is good.

00:16:18.000 I can get a new carpet.

00:16:20.000 People are devastated there.

00:16:21.000 This is the destruction of an entire community and an anecdote that's been mobilised to create empathy actually does the one thing it wasn't supposed to do.

00:16:31.000 It reveals the truth about the disparity and disjunct between those that govern and the people that they govern.

00:16:37.000 They live in different worlds.

00:16:38.000 And when that becomes clear, they'll lie about it.

00:16:41.000 Yeah, I mean, amazing.

00:16:43.000 The lack of funding that those people have received, I think there's a lot of my residents that say they haven't even received that funding yet, and what they get from their president is not the funding that they require, the assistance, the help that they require, but it's a story that is kind of massively embellished for a start, adding full-on insults of injury.

00:17:01.000 Hey, listen, if you're watching this on YouTube, click the link in your description because I want to talk about Tucker's recent claims.

00:17:06.000 Of all the many Tucker stories we could be covering, we'll cover Tucker's predictions that the US and Russia will be at war within a year.

00:17:13.000 Click the link in your description and join us over there right now.

00:17:17.000 If you're watching this on Rumble, press the red button.

00:17:19.000 Join the locals community.

00:17:20.000 We've got so much fantastic content for you now.

00:17:23.000 Okay, so since Tucker has uprooted himself from Fox News, he's been speaking a lot more freely.

00:17:29.000 Many stories that you know the legacy media do not want touched, and it's extraordinary to watch all of this happen.

00:17:36.000 It seems that he claims that Trump could be a victim of assassination.

00:17:40.000 Are they realistic?

00:17:40.000 Let me know in the comments what you think.

00:17:42.000 Certainly, his opinion that Russia and the US could be involved in a hot war within a year is an interesting one.

00:17:48.000 We can't talk about that freely on YouTube, but By God, we'll talk about it freely here.

00:17:54.000 Here's the news.

00:17:55.000 No, here's the effing news.

00:17:57.000 Thanks for visiting Fox News.

00:17:59.000 Good day.

00:18:00.000 No, here's the fucking news.

00:18:02.000 Tucker Carlson says that Trump could be assassinated.

00:18:06.000 He also said America could end up in a war with Russia.

00:18:09.000 Are either of those things likely?

00:18:11.000 Are we already in a war with Russia?

00:18:12.000 And am I American?

00:18:16.000 What you may also be interested in noting is that the media landscape has significantly shifted.

00:18:21.000 It is now understood that Tucker Carlson is more popular than ever since leaving mainstream, albeit right-wing, mainstream media outlet Fox News.

00:18:30.000 Every interview he does gets a lot of attention.

00:18:32.000 His appearance on Adam Carolla's Notorious and fantastic and innovative and brilliant podcast has mostly gotten attention, mostly because he said that Trump could realistically be a target for assassination.

00:18:43.000 Let me know in the comments, do you think that's true?

00:18:45.000 Would they ever go that far?

00:18:47.000 And that America will end up in a, to quote him, hot war with Russia.

00:18:51.000 Let's have a look at Tucker's conversation and see, now that Tucker is unshackled from the mainstream, does he have a new ability to bring important talking points to us, the public, or could you say that Tucker is comparable to Rachel Maddow, who recently said that if Trump gets elected, he'll make himself dictator president for life.

00:19:08.000 Let's start Let's start with his perspective on the war between America and Russia and the potential for it to escalate.

00:19:14.000 Do you think it's escalated already?

00:19:16.000 Do you think it's being overfunded?

00:19:17.000 Do you think not enough emphasis is put on a peaceful resolution?

00:19:20.000 Do you think Trump would have a better chance of bringing about peace than the current administration?

00:19:25.000 Let's see if Tucker builds a reasonable argument for an ascent and escalation into a hot war between the United States and Russia, or is it hyperbole, before looking at his claims that Trump could be assassinated.

00:19:36.000 The problem with criminalizing politics is the people who do it imagine or know that it will be done to them.

00:19:42.000 So once you start indicting your political opponents, you know that you have to win or else they're going to indict you if they win.

00:19:49.000 Right?

00:19:49.000 Right.

00:19:50.000 And so they can't lose.

00:19:52.000 They will do anything to win.

00:19:54.000 So how do they do that?

00:19:55.000 They're not going to do COVID again.

00:19:57.000 I know everyone on the right's afraid they're going to do COVID and mask mandate.

00:19:59.000 They're not going to do that.

00:20:00.000 They can't do that.

00:20:01.000 If they've already been exposed, that won't work.

00:20:03.000 There's going to be no.

00:20:04.000 What are they going to do?

00:20:05.000 They're going to go to war with Russia.

00:20:06.000 That's what they're going to do.

00:20:08.000 There will be a hot war between the United States and Russia in the next year.

00:20:12.000 Really?

00:20:14.000 Yes, of course.

00:20:15.000 They want it anyway.

00:20:17.000 I don't think we'll win it, but that's a separate analysis.

00:20:20.000 But I think as a political matter, they need to declare war footing in order to assume war powers in order to win.

00:20:28.000 I believe that.

00:20:29.000 And I think the evidence suggests that's true.

00:20:31.000 Do you think it's possible that America would go to war with Russia just to legitimize further powers, or as Tucker calls them, war powers?

00:20:39.000 Have you noticed that there have been situations that have been utilized recently to create scenarios where authoritarianism appears more legitimate?

00:20:47.000 Is that plausible?

00:20:48.000 Or is Tucker being too extreme?

00:20:50.000 Is this the kind of hysteria that many people would accuse Rachel Maddow of when she says if Trump gets into office again, he'll make himself president for life?

00:20:57.000 The election means one of two things.

00:21:00.000 Either he loses the election and he goes to prison, or he wins the election, he doesn't go to prison, and is that for life?

00:21:08.000 That he gets to be president?

00:21:09.000 So if you're worried about our politics getting, like, even more vicious, Than it already is.

00:21:16.000 And people being hurt in our politics, which is entirely possible.

00:21:19.000 You should be worried about the prospect of an open war.

00:21:22.000 We're already at war with Russia, of course.

00:21:24.000 We're funding their enemies.

00:21:26.000 So we're fighting Russia.

00:21:27.000 But I mean, an open battle with Russia where we say we're at war with Russia.

00:21:32.000 I think that could easily happen.

00:21:34.000 You know, I think we could, Tom, engulf our way into it, where all of a sudden missiles land in Poland, the Russians did it, our NATO allies get attacked, we're going to war.

00:21:42.000 I could see that happening very easily.

00:21:43.000 As we become more awakened as citizens, as civilians, as awakening wonders, you can bet the establishment is becoming more sophisticated in their methodology as well.

00:21:53.000 With the war in Iraq, they've found a reason to go to war with Iraq.

00:21:56.000 We have to go to war with Iraq, they've got these weapons of mass destruction.

00:21:59.000 I know it's far away, I know you don't want to see Americans die in this war, but these weapons of mass destruction, where are they?

00:22:04.000 Oh, yeah, sorry about that.

00:22:05.000 What do you imagine will be the motivation in this instance, as Tucker said, missiles in a NATO country or an attack on the nation of an ally?

00:22:13.000 Do you think it's possible, particularly in the wake of the Nord Stream pipeline, that an event could be created or manufactured to facilitate increasing tensions?

00:22:20.000 That doesn't seem implausible either, does it?

00:22:22.000 Let me know in the comments.

00:22:23.000 So, so far, nothing Tucker said is ridiculous.

00:22:26.000 We are already sustaining a war.

00:22:28.000 We're already not using America's power to bring about a solution, but to prolong the conflict.

00:22:33.000 So, everything so far, I think, is reasonable.

00:22:35.000 Do you?

00:22:35.000 So, if you're worried about that, you need to put as much pressure as you possibly can on the Republican-held Senate.

00:22:42.000 To force a peace, which can be done.

00:22:44.000 The United States could force a peace in Ukraine tonight.

00:22:46.000 We're funding one side.

00:22:48.000 There is no Ukrainian army outside of NATO.

00:22:51.000 If NATO withdrew its support for Ukraine, Ukraine would crumble in a day.

00:22:54.000 So we are the only power in the world that can bring both sides to the table to force a peace, which will be unsatisfactory as all forced peaces are.

00:23:03.000 Like each side will give more than it wants, but that's the only option.

00:23:07.000 Otherwise, I would bet my house on it.

00:23:10.000 We are going to war with Russia and of course the stakes are Or everything!

00:23:15.000 Or life on the planet!

00:23:17.000 In my conversation with Sam Harris, we touch upon the subject of the war between Ukraine and Russia.

00:23:22.000 Sam Harris's point is, the Ukrainian people want to sustain the war with Russia.

00:23:26.000 And I would say, what do the American people want when it comes to the funding of this ongoing war?

00:23:31.000 Let alone, as Tucker suggests, a potential escalation into a hot war.

00:23:35.000 Defending the Ukrainian people is one thing, but if the solution to this problem lies in the hands of America, whether the solution is escalate intentions and hostilities or de-escalate in them,

00:23:46.000 then the American people ought be consulted. In a sense, the immoral and ethical factors

00:23:50.000 ought to be in the hands of Americans.

00:23:52.000 Precisely the claims made, oh we don't want responsibility for those decisions, but I

00:23:55.000 think increasingly people do. I think people want to say, I don't support that war, I would

00:23:59.000 like you to use US military might to bring about peace, not to continue war. Let me know

00:24:04.000 in the comments what you prefer.

00:24:05.000 I mean these are the two biggest nuclear arsenals in the world facing off against each other.

00:24:10.000 So, like, this is insane.

00:24:12.000 They're insane.

00:24:13.000 I mean, these are not rational people.

00:24:15.000 Would they go to war with Russia?

00:24:16.000 Of course they would.

00:24:17.000 Again, they want to anyway.

00:24:19.000 And I don't know why Republicans don't get this at all, but they don't seem to get it.

00:24:22.000 And meanwhile, Republican leaders, and Mitch McConnell's senile too, so I don't even blame him, but all the stupid Republican senators and McCarthy in the House, I mean, it's pathetic.

00:24:34.000 Um, these people are all on board with the war against Russia.

00:24:38.000 At the moment, that doesn't sound like hysterical right-wing rhetoric.

00:24:38.000 Why?

00:24:42.000 It seems like a pretty fair analysis of what's happening.

00:24:44.000 And what's great about it is he said that it'll happen within a year, so there's going to be an observable timeline.

00:24:49.000 So, okay, next September, let's see where we are.

00:24:51.000 Let's see if there has been an event that legitimizes further hostility.

00:24:55.000 Interesting that he has to mention the amount of senility and different types of madness that dominates American politics.

00:25:01.000 And for a moment, let us at least acknowledge that from the beginning many people have been saying Russia is not Iraq.

00:25:08.000 Russia is not Afghanistan.

00:25:10.000 Russia is a serious world power.

00:25:12.000 Why are we not immediately acknowledging, hold on a minute, this is 2024, both parties involved in this have the capacity to destroy the planet, no one wants that, let's find a peaceful solution, and as Tucker said, that kind of diplomacy is going to inevitably lead to compromise, but I would say the half a million deaths up to date already represent a compromise, and each further death is a further compromise, there will be compromise.

00:25:32.000 So all we're really discussing is what type of compromise is it likely to be.

00:25:35.000 Never mind these hypocritical, corrupt, propagandist wars.

00:25:39.000 They're getting on my nerves and they're bringing me down.

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00:26:14.000 Now let's go back to this horrific, terrible, unnecessary, dreadful, bloody war that can't be won because Russia are a serious country that will not stop.

00:26:23.000 Maybe we could offer them some stickers.

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00:26:39.000 Now let's get back to this dreadful, unnecessary, unwinnable war.

00:26:44.000 I'm maybe the only person in the United States who doesn't really have very strong feelings about Russia.

00:26:48.000 I'm not that interested in Russia.

00:26:51.000 I don't see it as our enemy or ally.

00:26:53.000 I just don't have strong emotions about Russia.

00:26:57.000 A lot of people talk about American isolationism or even nationalism as a great problem, stating

00:27:02.000 that it is America's role to somehow police and control the world with the assumption

00:27:06.000 that what America is doing is spreading democracy, issuing foreign aid.

00:27:10.000 I am increasingly beginning to feel that a role of American corporatism and imperialism

00:27:15.000 is to increase the profits and advantages of elite establishment interests rather than

00:27:20.000 somehow go around philanthropically helping people out all over the place.

00:27:25.000 What do you feel?

00:27:26.000 So why would America say, hey, Russia's not really in our business, be a problem?

00:27:30.000 Of course, Ukraine and the Ukrainian people deserve protection and support, but is the

00:27:35.000 best way for that support to be issued a continuation of military action?

00:27:39.000 That seems to be a legitimate question.

00:27:41.000 I look at this and I see.

00:27:43.000 True hysteria.

00:27:44.000 Like they've convinced themselves that our global enemy is Russia.

00:27:49.000 And I really think they mean that.

00:27:50.000 And certainly the Republicans mean it.

00:27:52.000 You know, the Nikki Haley, Mike Pence, you know, the low IQ wing of the Republican Party, which is most of the Republican Party, is low IQ at the leadership level.

00:28:01.000 Tucker has become an anti-establishment figure now, hasn't he?

00:28:04.000 He now exists in the same space that we do in independent media, where we have no trust in either party nor the system itself, and we are able to demonstrate the reasons for our lack of trust when it comes to pretty significant geopolitical issues like this escalating war.

00:28:18.000 The only way that you would discount what Tucker Carlson is saying, I suppose, is if you wanted to maintain hegemony, if you wanted to maintain the orthodoxy of the mainstream media and the current political system.

00:28:27.000 This is ridiculous!

00:28:28.000 This is outrageous!

00:28:29.000 But, as we've observed, he's put a timeline on it.

00:28:31.000 Let's see what happens.

00:28:32.000 Has the conflict escalated so far?

00:28:34.000 Is what they claimed would happen happening?

00:28:36.000 Is the counter-offensive going well?

00:28:37.000 Have you been asked if you want to continue this expenditure?

00:28:39.000 Does anyone benefit in particular from the post-war Ukraine scenario, like BlackRock, Vanguard, etc.?

00:28:45.000 All of these are valid questions and all of us lead us to, if not certain conclusions, pretty astute areas of inquiry and near-diagnosis.

00:28:53.000 They all think that and they mean it.

00:28:55.000 And, like, someone needs to slap them awake.

00:28:58.000 You're leading this country to its destruction.

00:29:00.000 We've already lost control of the world.

00:29:01.000 The American empire's in free fall right now, and we're going to lose the U.S.

00:29:05.000 dollar.

00:29:05.000 And when that happens, we're going to have real poverty here, like Great Depression-level poverty.

00:29:09.000 it comes from this war. Tucker's of course referring to the BRICS alliance between Russia

00:29:14.000 and Brazil and China, which is only being fortified by this conflict and is indeed likely

00:29:20.000 to lead, or at least has the potential to lead, to the dollar being replaced as the

00:29:24.000 global currency. It's curious to me that these kind of subjects aren't being presented in

00:29:27.000 a plainer and more transparent way, but they're sort of obscure and peripheral issues that

00:29:32.000 don't seem to be being openly discussed and the potential consequences of them are continued

00:29:37.000 to be ignored. And I don't understand why no one else can see this, but it's super obvious

00:29:42.000 once you leave, spend a week in Europe and talk to smart people on both sides. When he

00:29:47.000 said that, I thought, does he mean me? It's like, it doesn't matter what their politics

00:29:52.000 are and ask them like, what effect do you think the war in Ukraine has had on American

00:29:56.000 leadership in Europe?

00:29:57.000 I'm out.

00:29:58.000 Ha!

00:29:59.000 Dude.

00:30:00.000 And by the way, Western Europe is our only reliable ally in the world.

00:30:03.000 We only have one real ally, and that's Western Europe.

00:30:07.000 And Western Europe is being destroyed by this.

00:30:09.000 The German economy was crushed when the Biden administration blew up Nord Stream.

00:30:13.000 I know nobody cares, but if you think like long term about this, They're really kicking the legs out from under this country in a way that is not possible to repair, at least in the short term.

00:30:24.000 Let me know in the comments whether you think that analysis is reasonable.

00:30:27.000 It at least seems to me to be an argument worthy of consideration, not dismissed as hysteria.

00:30:32.000 We are already in a war, it is escalating, it is costing a lot of money.

00:30:35.000 America uniquely are in a position to bring about a diplomatic and peaceful solution and that doesn't seem to be on the agenda.

00:30:40.000 Why not?

00:30:41.000 Why are we not at least discussing what just 20 years ago would have been seen as perfectly reasonable when it came to the conflict, for example, in Iraq, which, as all of us know, is nothing like as potentially globally lethal as this current escalating conflict.

00:30:53.000 Now, if Tucker's claims about a hot war with Russia are reasonable, let's look at the other claim.

00:30:57.000 Is it possible that Donald Trump could be assassinated?

00:31:00.000 Do you think this is just the rights version of if Trump gets elected, he'll make himself dictator for life?

00:31:05.000 Or do you think it's plausible?

00:31:07.000 Let me know in the comments.

00:31:08.000 They protested him.

00:31:09.000 They called him names.

00:31:11.000 He won anyway.

00:31:12.000 They impeached him twice on ridiculous pretenses.

00:31:15.000 They fabricated a lot about what happened on January 6th in order to impeach him again.

00:31:22.000 It didn't work.

00:31:24.000 He came back.

00:31:25.000 Then they indicted him.

00:31:26.000 It didn't work.

00:31:27.000 He became more popular.

00:31:29.000 Then they indicted him three more times, and every single time his popularity rose.

00:31:34.000 So if you begin with criticism, then you go to protest, then you go to impeachment, now you go to indictment, and none of them work, what's next?

00:31:41.000 I mean, you know, graph it out, man.

00:31:44.000 We're speeding toward assassination, obviously.

00:31:47.000 Consider that for a long time Tucker Carlson was a regular news anchor that was indeed on MSNBC or CNN.

00:31:54.000 He was like a mainstream media guy.

00:31:56.000 Look at how he is able to construct arguments Now, do I think it's possible that Donald Trump could be assassinated?

00:32:03.000 I suppose it's possible that anyone could be.

00:32:04.000 You know that RFK has had his security detail withdrawn, or at least has not been given a security detail.

00:32:09.000 And Tucker's argument for the potential for Trump to be assassinated isn't, I don't think, as hysterical as Trump making himself dictator for life.

00:32:17.000 That seems to be more hyperbole, because if Donald Trump went, I'm dictator for life, well, like, think of all of the international remedies that could be applied to that.

00:32:24.000 Think of the domestic and national remedies.

00:32:26.000 When it comes to the assassination of a president, oh yeah, I suppose it has never happened before.

00:32:29.000 Yes, actually they killed JFK.

00:32:31.000 When I say they, I mean, oh, I don't know, because they still won't release the files.

00:32:35.000 They have decided, Permanent Washington, both parties have decided that there's something about Trump that's so threatening to them, they just can't have it.

00:32:44.000 So there you are.

00:32:46.000 Who has long been an anomaly and to say he's a divisive figure is pretty reductive and how can you ever emphasize enough how much Trump divides?

00:32:54.000 There are people that think that Trump is literally the worst thing that's happened to American politics and people that think he's the best.

00:32:59.000 You can't get more divisive than that.

00:33:01.000 Is it plausible?

00:33:01.000 Is it possible?

00:33:02.000 I would say yes.

00:33:03.000 I think with the escalating social conflict, with the continued demonization, even if it

00:33:09.000 wasn't part of some deep state plot, which I don't think any of us could rule out, the

00:33:13.000 chance of a random individual taking it into their hands, certainly not ridiculous compared

00:33:17.000 to some of the comparable rhetoric emerging from mainstream media spaces.

00:33:21.000 So what I find most interesting about this is it takes a figure like Tucker to present

00:33:26.000 ideas that are jagged and vivid and that you simply don't see discussed in the mainstream

00:33:31.000 media, and in particular with his analysis on the Russian war and its potential for it

00:33:35.000 to engulf the globe, I would say it's a pretty fair critique and one that all of us should

00:33:40.000 be considering.

00:33:41.000 When it comes to Donald Trump, there's always a chance that something like that could happen.

00:33:44.000 Reagan, JFK, so I suppose it's possible.

00:33:46.000 Let me know what you think in the chat.

00:33:48.000 See you in a second.

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00:34:56.000 Here's the fucking news.

00:35:01.000 I ally a house on fire when your house isn't on fire.

00:35:05.000 Not very pleasant.

00:35:07.000 Wars escalated all but for profit.

00:35:10.000 Sometimes this world is a place of grave consternation, where unity and uprising seem immediately necessary.

00:35:18.000 Thankfully football's not like that.

00:35:20.000 Football is nice.

00:35:22.000 Football is nice.

00:35:29.000 Hello and welcome to Football is Nice with Russell Brand and Gareth Roy where we talk about the EPL World Football

00:35:36.000 cultural aspects of the game, fan culture and the beauty of all things connected to football, as well as muddling our

00:35:45.000 way through tactics, media, corporate connotations like Man U, apparently they're not going to seal Man U,

00:35:52.000 they should seal Man U, shouldn't they get all the glazes?

00:35:55.000 What Man United fan wants the glazers to retain control over?

00:36:00.000 Yeah, I mean, I think that's the biggest.

00:36:02.000 Obviously, we saw them lose to Arsenal at the weekend.

00:36:05.000 Fans are... Oh, it's been a terrible start to the season for United.

00:36:08.000 Terrible.

00:36:09.000 And already, Ten Hag is taking on that hue of, uh-oh.

00:36:12.000 For a minute, I thought, oh no, he's their sort of Ming the Merciless.

00:36:16.000 sort of new overlord. He's going to guide them in the right direction. But it's cool.

00:36:21.000 They quite quickly start to appear lame. Unlike Messi, who lights up the US game. If you're

00:36:26.000 watching this from that great nation, how extraordinary it must be to see the world's

00:36:32.000 best player, perhaps the world's best ever player, not yet passed his prime with his

00:36:36.000 own unique and personal bodyguard running up the byline like a fourth official ready

00:36:41.000 to go. If you've seen this, check this out like Lionel Messi. Apparently every game now

00:36:46.000 is like, I guess it's like LA Lakers.

00:36:49.000 There's stars everywhere.

00:36:50.000 I heard that at the last game Harry Potter was there, Meghan Merkle, all sorts of, not Harry Potter, Harry, you know, the one that's married Mary Merkle.

00:36:58.000 Mary Merkle's wife, Harry Potter.

00:37:00.000 He was at the game, uh, lots of famous people were going... You mean Prince Harry?

00:37:05.000 Him, the wizard.

00:37:06.000 Have you always got them mixed up?

00:37:07.000 Yeah, well, hold on.

00:37:08.000 There's one of them, like, his brother William, he goes to Hogwarts School, he's got a scar on his head, he's part of the royal family, he don't like us muggles, I will tell you that for nothing.

00:37:19.000 Have a look at this.

00:37:21.000 This is Lionel Messi lighting up the game, scoring goals all over, and he has his own bodyguard on the touchline.

00:37:28.000 I mean, imagine the humble origins of the great game that this would happen.

00:37:34.000 And I tell you, this guy is shredded and deadly.

00:37:35.000 So look, there he is, just tracking Messi.

00:37:40.000 Look at that.

00:37:40.000 He's ready to go.

00:37:42.000 Look at the high vizs.

00:37:43.000 Five seconds behind.

00:37:45.000 And just have a look at the still of his, like, look at him.

00:37:49.000 That's who protects Lionel Messi.

00:37:52.000 Would you feel safe with that guy?

00:37:53.000 Yes.

00:37:54.000 Running up and down the touchline of your life.

00:37:55.000 I love that guy running.

00:37:56.000 I mean, does it take you back to your days having bodyguards?

00:37:59.000 Yeah.

00:38:00.000 It's good.

00:38:01.000 It's good to have that.

00:38:02.000 There's different types of... You can go a few ways.

00:38:04.000 You can go the ex-special forces or the ex-gangsta route.

00:38:07.000 There's different ways you can go when it comes to security.

00:38:10.000 Did you ever do, like, auditions for your security?

00:38:12.000 I let it happen organically.

00:38:13.000 Okay.

00:38:14.000 But I've always liked to... There's a fellow I have now from time to time, Steve.

00:38:18.000 Oh, that boy!

00:38:18.000 Talks to me like that.

00:38:19.000 Right.

00:38:20.000 De facto dad, is he?

00:38:22.000 Basically, yeah.

00:38:23.000 How's it going with Stan?

00:38:23.000 Hi, boy!

00:38:25.000 He's a Chelsea fan.

00:38:25.000 I'll drop you a little bit of money for some sweets.

00:38:27.000 Go on, have that.

00:38:27.000 Get yourself something nice.

00:38:28.000 I've got a job, you know.

00:38:28.000 Nah, you're all right.

00:38:29.000 Go on, son.

00:38:30.000 Say hello to your mum.

00:38:32.000 Be lucky, won't you?

00:38:32.000 Go on.

00:38:33.000 Are you a good boy?

00:38:34.000 Yes, yes, yes, I am.

00:38:36.000 Quite grown up, you know.

00:38:37.000 Oh, God, careful.

00:38:38.000 You'll get slapped round the ear.

00:38:40.000 You're meant to protect me.

00:38:41.000 How?

00:38:41.000 Stop hitting me.

00:38:43.000 Sometimes you need to be a young good.

00:38:46.000 You don't know what's good for you.

00:38:47.000 Go on, little clout.

00:38:48.000 Stop giving me these little clouts.

00:38:51.000 Will you pick me up?

00:38:51.000 me up at the weekend. Oh well, I'll be a bit late though.

00:38:55.000 Now I'm gonna need you to pay me. Oh, this is a confusing relationship. There's loads of

00:38:59.000 stuff I want to talk about.

00:39:01.000 I've actually got a lot of my own content. I like it when you've got a list. Yep, of

00:39:04.000 course I've just noticed that the Glazers are taking United.

00:39:07.000 Man United are the biggest net spenders in the last decade. They're the biggest. Bigger

00:39:12.000 than anyone.

00:39:12.000 Biggest net spenders.

00:39:13.000 When Harry Maguire and bloody Johnny Evans come on, I thought, how can they, like, to see Arsenal revivified?

00:39:21.000 Like, Martinelli, who was Martinelli when bleeding, like, Johnny Evans last played?

00:39:26.000 Or Eddie and Keita?

00:39:28.000 And Ketia.

00:39:28.000 And Ketia, yeah.

00:39:29.000 Like, them guys, I don't think they've even been invented!

00:39:32.000 No, I think you might be right.

00:39:33.000 Is that how people come about?

00:39:34.000 Like Harry Potter?

00:39:36.000 Like, that's astonishing how much the game and the world has changed.

00:39:41.000 I'm amazed that even from a kind of PR perspective, Man United allowed Johnny Evans and Harry Maguire to be part of each other in the centre of defence for United.

00:39:50.000 I mean, that's just incredible, isn't it?

00:39:52.000 It's a new, new look, United!

00:39:56.000 Here it is!

00:39:58.000 It's Nobby Styles!

00:40:01.000 Nobby Styles was good, though.

00:40:03.000 The good play is, this is meant to be a new title challenge in Man United.

00:40:03.000 Yeah.

00:40:08.000 I mean, this is absolutely incredible.

00:40:10.000 You can't keep trotting these poor sods out, can you?

00:40:13.000 It's ridiculous, it's atavistic, it's like bringing back, look, look, Rebecca Jonny Evans is a lovely person, I'm not trying to criticise him, I'm just saying... But he came on a free transfer from Leicester when they got relegated.

00:40:24.000 That's not the sign of a club progressing, is it?

00:40:26.000 Moving forward.

00:40:28.000 Yeah, we was panicking at West Ham.

00:40:29.000 It's like, oh no, we've not signed anyone.

00:40:31.000 All right, we've got Edson Alvarez.

00:40:32.000 All right, James Ward-Prowse.

00:40:33.000 I'll call Canis or Canis this French lad or whatever that Chelsea sort of wanted.

00:40:37.000 Yeah, it sounds like you're worrying about nothing.

00:40:39.000 Worrying about nothing.

00:40:40.000 What we should have been worried about is dear old, poor old, soppy old Man United.

00:40:44.000 That, in a sense, that's like to see them against the vibrant, vital, young Arsenal.

00:40:48.000 But having said that, you know, this, as we always say about Four Ball, you know, if that, was it Garacho?

00:40:52.000 Is that his name?

00:40:54.000 Go on, Acho, if his goal had stood, like, because he scored, and I didn't think it was offside, as a matter of fact.

00:40:58.000 It was very tight, wasn't it?

00:41:00.000 It was very tight.

00:41:01.000 Goals change games!

00:41:03.000 I've been invited on Gary Neville's podcast.

00:41:04.000 I'll do it.

00:41:05.000 I mean, I'll be very jealous.

00:41:06.000 Can I sit in, like, a back room or something and just watch?

00:41:09.000 Yes, of course you can.

00:41:11.000 That's the right way to say it.

00:41:13.000 Now, let me tell you about some of the things that I noticed over the course of the week.

00:41:16.000 I think that Man United bought Erasmus Hoyland because his name sounds like Harland.

00:41:22.000 Yeah.

00:41:23.000 And it's sort of gone, we need our own Harland.

00:41:26.000 What about Hoyland?

00:41:28.000 No!

00:41:29.000 That's not what I meant.

00:41:30.000 I didn't mean the noise that you make when you call for Harland.

00:41:34.000 Not the noise associated with him, his name.

00:41:37.000 The attributes.

00:41:38.000 The purple dumbbell dinkle.

00:41:41.000 The beautiful Easter Island face.

00:41:43.000 The flowing golden thorn-like hair.

00:41:46.000 The goals.

00:41:47.000 That's what you mostly need.

00:41:48.000 I mean, he looked pretty good, I thought, that Harland when he came on.

00:41:51.000 You know, I mean, he's obviously no Harland, but you've got to give him a bit of time.

00:41:54.000 No one's no Harland.

00:41:55.000 He's irreplaceable.

00:41:56.000 He's a one-man marketing machine.

00:41:58.000 He's got his own Prime deal.

00:42:00.000 Do you know that, um, there he is with KSI and our mate Logan Paul, like, advertising Prime now?

00:42:05.000 That's amazing.

00:42:06.000 That drink, Prime, has come from nothing.

00:42:08.000 That's why I want to take this opportunity to advertise vile slops.

00:42:10.000 It's down in our cellar right now.

00:42:12.000 The best kombucha money can buy.

00:42:14.000 Probably going to put some stiffy medicine in it.

00:42:16.000 Have some five slops, get yourself stiffy!

00:42:19.000 Or if you're a lady, a lady stiffy!

00:42:21.000 A lady stiffy?

00:42:21.000 Know what I mean?

00:42:22.000 That's right!

00:42:24.000 I don't know what that is.

00:42:26.000 It's all there in the video!

00:42:27.000 Five slops, mate!

00:42:28.000 Oh, because Steve's out marketing.

00:42:30.000 We've signed Steve.

00:42:31.000 Five slops, boy.

00:42:32.000 I tell you what, whether you're a fella, a lady, anything in between, drink your five slops, give you a stiffy down here where the sun don't shine.

00:42:39.000 Yeah, I saw you out, boy.

00:42:40.000 You all right, Steve?

00:42:41.000 You've been drinking it.

00:42:42.000 No, I won't touch this stuff.

00:42:44.000 I'll stick with Stella.

00:42:45.000 Not in my condition.

00:42:47.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:42:48.000 I'll leave that well alone in my time of life.

00:42:50.000 He actually is a real person, and he'll see this, and he'll be angry, and he might kick my head in.

00:42:55.000 Yeah, he could, yeah.

00:42:55.000 So, sorry.

00:42:56.000 Um, how's it going, the old kombucha...

00:42:59.000 It's doing well.

00:43:00.000 Young Jim's in charge.

00:43:02.000 What's wrong with young Jim?

00:43:05.000 He's always editing.

00:43:06.000 You do not start a business like that overnight.

00:43:10.000 Logan Paul and KSI and Harland, they spend a bit of time developing Prime.

00:43:14.000 That's why vile slops ain't ready to be bought to your shelves yet.

00:43:18.000 But when it is, with a bit of stiffy medicine, all the special qualities, whatever you're looking for.

00:43:24.000 Whatever I'm looking for.

00:43:26.000 What do you want?

00:43:26.000 We'll add that.

00:43:27.000 You'll add it in.

00:43:28.000 Uh, you know, found in a youth.

00:43:30.000 Elixir.

00:43:31.000 Right.

00:43:31.000 So we're very much at the beta stage, are we, at the moment?

00:43:33.000 I would say beta.

00:43:34.000 Beta max.

00:43:35.000 It's like, you'd be better off going with another model.

00:43:38.000 No, Vileslops.

00:43:39.000 It's going to change the world, I tell ya.

00:43:40.000 It's a brilliant new product.

00:43:42.000 It's very exciting times.

00:43:43.000 Not like Manchester United, falling apart in front of your bloody face.

00:43:47.000 Absolute outrage and ridiculousness.

00:43:49.000 What I noticed as well, mate, when I was watching, um, I was just watching the highlights and that.

00:43:53.000 Yep.

00:43:54.000 Like, isn't Sheffield United's manager called something like Alfie Heckingbottom?

00:43:59.000 That's too northern!

00:44:01.000 It's Paul, I think, isn't it?

00:44:02.000 He's called Alfie Heckingbottom.

00:44:04.000 Like, they're a northern club anyway, Sheffield United.

00:44:06.000 You're very northern, as it is.

00:44:09.000 Get a foreign lad.

00:44:10.000 Get someone in who's slick as fuck, wearing a very tight suit.

00:44:14.000 Like, hey, come on!

00:44:16.000 Right!

00:44:16.000 You're Alfie!

00:44:17.000 It's Sheffield United!

00:44:19.000 We've appointed Alfie Heckingbottom!

00:44:21.000 Right you slot, you're playing like big girls blouse and I mean that with no disrespect to girls.

00:44:26.000 Now listen, you, you, you'll get knout and I expect a lot better from thee.

00:44:31.000 You'll get one of these my lad.

00:44:33.000 Here when I were your age we used to play football down to mine.

00:44:38.000 Sorry for the anti-Yorkshire but you are from Yorkshire?

00:44:40.000 I am yeah, I took no offence.

00:44:43.000 I didn't mean it in a bad way.

00:44:44.000 It's a bit like the Fiorentina manager, isn't he?

00:44:46.000 He's called Vincenzo Italiano.

00:44:48.000 That's ridiculous as well.

00:44:49.000 Hey, I'm Conor Vincenzo, Italian.

00:44:52.000 Expressing my feelings with my hands.

00:44:54.000 Why you not play football like a mum used to make?

00:44:58.000 I say, have you whacked?

00:44:59.000 Now, that's a lot.

00:45:01.000 I'm also part Italian, so... You are!

00:45:03.000 You're just offending me.

00:45:04.000 All of this, this is not racism and anti-Yorkshire sentiment.

00:45:07.000 These are all very bespoke particular attacks on an innocent man.

00:45:11.000 An innocent, kind, good man.

00:45:13.000 So don't have Eckingbottom in... Oh no, he might be good for all I know.

00:45:17.000 Now they've got a striker, Sheffield United, called Archer.

00:45:20.000 Yes.

00:45:21.000 He scored, and it was a bit of a shaky goal.

00:45:25.000 That one that bounced off Pickford's head.

00:45:27.000 It hit the post, then it hit the back of Jordan Pickford, the Everton goalkeeper, then went in.

00:45:27.000 Did you see that?

00:45:31.000 Now, on Match of the Day, they were saying Pickford had a good game and all that, and I like Jordan Pickford because he's knavish.

00:45:38.000 He's a throwback, isn't he?

00:45:40.000 Alright!

00:45:41.000 He's like a sort of like a Im Vardy.

00:45:44.000 Them sort of like... Like they're from a sort of... Go on son!

00:45:47.000 They'll stick ya!

00:45:49.000 Type like clockwork, orange, droogish individuals aren't they?

00:45:53.000 He's also, as you've noted before, he always looks like he's shouting at something.

00:45:57.000 Like every time the camera goes on him he's shouting at something isn't he?

00:46:04.000 I like that about him.

00:46:05.000 But when that ball hit a post, then hit the back of his head, then bounced in, I felt... As a goalkeeper, you're highly exposed.

00:46:12.000 Any error you make could lead to a disaster for your side.

00:46:17.000 And I don't like that if there's a comical element to it also.

00:46:21.000 I know what you mean.

00:46:22.000 Post, back of head, in.

00:46:23.000 On goals in general, it never feels... I watched the Liverpool game as well, and I think their second goal was an own goal.

00:46:29.000 And it's just a bit like...

00:46:31.000 It's just a bit, this isn't a real goal.

00:46:34.000 No.

00:46:34.000 Do you know what I mean?

00:46:36.000 No one gets it on their tally.

00:46:37.000 No.

00:46:38.000 Like, you know, you could sort of make an argument, like strikers at a 20 goal a season, plus strikers like to make an argument for it going on their tally, but it's not good.

00:46:45.000 An archer anyway, the United striker, his goal celebration was the pose of an archer taking a quiver from the bow And then firing that arrow.

00:46:55.000 Now, goal celebrations, it's been discussed for a while and I'm all for it.

00:46:59.000 You know, Mikel Antonio and his numerous avant-garde expressions of joy after he scores bring delight to fans of West Ham and foes alike.

00:46:59.000 I like it.

00:47:09.000 But there's something about because his name's Archer and he's like, I'm the Archer.

00:47:14.000 I guess you could say the Archer is struck again.

00:47:17.000 Like, doing that, like... Do you think he's done it his whole life?

00:47:20.000 He would have done it.

00:47:21.000 When he was a little lad like that.

00:47:21.000 When he was a little kid, yeah.

00:47:23.000 Guess that's another one from the Archer.

00:47:25.000 Hey!

00:47:26.000 But he's managed a second bottom.

00:47:28.000 Listen, Val, we don't do none of that here at United.

00:47:32.000 You can F off to Fiorentina with those kind of antics.

00:47:35.000 Here, we welcome your very expressive celebration.

00:47:38.000 I am Vincenzo Italiano.

00:47:40.000 Well done.

00:47:40.000 It's a very beautiful to be who you are.

00:47:43.000 He's not gonna like that.

00:47:43.000 Like, yeah.

00:47:44.000 I used to celebrate goals.

00:47:46.000 Do you know how I'd take a shit on a pigeon, I'd go kill me brother's kestrel, cos he'd get too close to it, like, I'd wring its fucking neck.

00:47:56.000 I'd go down mine and then punch myself in the face multiple times and then not let myself out of that mine for hours.

00:48:03.000 I treated every goal as if it were against my old club, Yorkshire Bastard FC, and I'd maintain a dignified silence just looking down.

00:48:13.000 If Declan Rice scores against West Ham, it's not coming up that fixture.

00:48:16.000 Oh, you've had your eye on it, have you?

00:48:18.000 Oh, it was the Declan game! Oh God!

00:48:21.000 When I see Declan score that goal and run over to the fans, that was like, that's when he became Arsenal.

00:48:27.000 That's when it sort of happened in that moment.

00:48:29.000 I saw the transfer.

00:48:32.000 I didn't like it, but I love Declan Rice, and who can deny a young man his place in the firmament?

00:48:37.000 Especially him.

00:48:38.000 He's a delight.

00:48:39.000 He's an absolute delight.

00:48:40.000 Everyone loves Declan Rice.

00:48:42.000 Declan Rice!

00:48:43.000 He's got it all.

00:48:44.000 They were playing Rice, Rice, Baby.

00:48:46.000 They played it.

00:48:47.000 Amazing.

00:48:47.000 Just let it happen organically, Arsenal.

00:48:49.000 Don't push it.

00:48:50.000 Don't try too hard.

00:48:51.000 It's a bit desperate, Arsenal.

00:48:52.000 A bit desperate, isn't it?

00:48:53.000 Can't come up, Chance, on your own, without recourse to Vanilla Ice's back catalogue.

00:48:59.000 Vanilla Ice, that's all the only song he had.

00:49:00.000 Yeah.

00:49:02.000 No, he did have other ones.

00:49:03.000 I was actually really into Vanilla Ice.

00:49:04.000 Of course you were.

00:49:05.000 You've still not let go of the haircut entirely, have you?

00:49:07.000 Now, the thing is with Vanilla... Although I did, as you know, I'm sure.

00:49:10.000 A strike three!

00:49:11.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

00:49:14.000 Tell them I've turned on you!

00:49:16.000 Um, like, but, you know, I'll tell the story again.

00:49:21.000 I was a big fan of vanilla ice myself, so much so that I cut a snippet of hair off my dad's girlfriend's blonde dog and hair sprayed it into the front of my own hair to be a vanilla ice stripe, like Tulsi Gabbard's got that stripe.

00:49:38.000 But I cut it off of a blonde dog, a little blonde dog, no bigger than a shoebox, and I just cut that bit off.

00:49:44.000 Oh, you poor little lad.

00:49:48.000 You poor little boy.

00:49:49.000 Did you even show anyone?

00:49:50.000 What did you want?

00:49:50.000 Oh, no.

00:49:51.000 I tried to go to the shop with it to get a copy of the Beano, Dandy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy

00:49:55.000 the Rovers, any football comics, Mighty Mouse and Hamish, I used to love football comics.

00:49:58.000 What did you want? Did you want someone to go, nice hair Russ?

00:50:01.000 I wanted something like that.

00:50:03.000 Oh, well, say it, dumb boy.

00:50:04.000 Oh, that's very good.

00:50:05.000 You've added a little highlight point.

00:50:06.000 Wait a minute.

00:50:07.000 After a minute's come off, I smell... What's this stink of?

00:50:10.000 Dog's hair!

00:50:11.000 You... You're an animal, Fred!

00:50:14.000 You disappoint me, son!

00:50:15.000 You let me down!

00:50:16.000 You're no son of mine!

00:50:17.000 Dog's hair!

00:50:19.000 Oh, look at that poor little thing over there!

00:50:21.000 Would you cut it off?

00:50:22.000 It's sticky!

00:50:23.000 You shaved it sticky!

00:50:26.000 What you done?

00:50:27.000 Shaved the dog sticky!

00:50:28.000 For your own head!

00:50:29.000 That ain't normal, son!

00:50:30.000 Not in anybody's language!

00:50:33.000 You ain't one of the lads!

00:50:35.000 You never will be!

00:50:36.000 I'll have that pocket money back!

00:50:38.000 Please, please, Steve!

00:50:39.000 I was just trying to be normal!

00:50:42.000 Oh, dear.

00:50:43.000 Yeah, that is what happened.

00:50:43.000 That's basically part of life.

00:50:45.000 You poor, poor thing.

00:50:46.000 That's one of the tales from your childhood I'd never actually heard before.

00:50:48.000 I think because you didn't want to admit it.

00:50:50.000 I've admitted it now.

00:50:51.000 It's out there.

00:50:52.000 Cut off a bit of dog's hair in an effort to be more like Vanilla Rice.

00:50:56.000 After I see First Blood Rambo, I dressed up in Rambo clothes and tied a bit of a... Where were all the friends?

00:51:02.000 I didn't have none.

00:51:03.000 You can't have my personality and a friend.

00:51:06.000 It doesn't make sense.

00:51:07.000 I went with the personality.

00:51:10.000 I had the choice, son.

00:51:12.000 I'm happy with what I've done.

00:51:13.000 I tie a sock round the head for Rambo.

00:51:16.000 Spencer from down the street come round.

00:51:18.000 He goes like this.

00:51:20.000 He would have only been 12, but he said this with the kind of wry weariness of Ari H Corbett.

00:51:26.000 I'll step to it, son.

00:51:28.000 Oh, Russ, you enough remind me of Rambo?

00:51:35.000 Eminy's brother, Leon and Spencer. Good lads, good lads.

00:51:38.000 God rest Leon's soul.

00:51:39.000 Um, yeah! Yes, so. We've gone off track. We've got to face it because we've ended up talking

00:51:44.000 about Vanilla Ice. Yeah, well I was actually criticizing Arsenal for pushing it by playing

00:51:49.000 Ice Ice Baby in an attempt to evoke a new anthem, when I myself, in trying to emulate

00:51:55.000 Vanilla Ice, actually put dog's hair into my own hair as a sort of personal hair transplant from a

00:52:01.000 dog that cannot have been something the dog was pleased about under any metric.

00:52:07.000 I love post-a-cog-loo.

00:52:09.000 I don't... You're not ready to let go, are you?

00:52:11.000 No, no.

00:52:11.000 Because that's just the whole... How did it all come about?

00:52:14.000 Was... Did you think...

00:52:16.000 Did you think to yourself, I love that hair.

00:52:19.000 I wonder if there's a way that I could get my hair to be more like it.

00:52:22.000 You don't even have the same kind of hair at all.

00:52:25.000 Well, no, I did.

00:52:26.000 You had a quiff, didn't you?

00:52:26.000 I had a quiff.

00:52:27.000 You did have a quiff.

00:52:28.000 Morrissey, Elvis, Vanilla Ice, everyone who was anyone had their hair go upwards in my eyes.

00:52:33.000 So were you searching for something blonde?

00:52:35.000 I certainly was searching for something.

00:52:36.000 I'm searching for redemption, peace, connection, meaning, and I found it in a dog.

00:52:41.000 Well, my dad's girlfriend Val.

00:52:43.000 Val had this little blonde dog.

00:52:44.000 I don't know what type of a dog you'd call it.

00:52:46.000 It's almost a bit like a Yorkie, but it was Lella.

00:52:48.000 Like a little blonde Yorkie, if you can imagine such a thing.

00:52:51.000 I thought, yes, alright, this is vanilla ice-ish, but it's not vanilla ice enough.

00:52:58.000 So, with a little bit of this blonde dog hair, snip that off, as I recall, it's almost like it's armpit, because that's where you could get purchased.

00:53:06.000 Out it comes, snip it off, in it goes, spray it on with silkyints or silver cream or whatever.

00:53:10.000 Did they wonder why you were spending so much time with the dog, or was that happening already?

00:53:13.000 I think they assumed the dog and I were having sex, which we also were.

00:53:18.000 But I've no regrets, actually.

00:53:19.000 It was me that was underage, so the dog's the real criminal.

00:53:23.000 So, like, um, yeah, yeah.

00:53:26.000 Now, can I move to another item?

00:53:28.000 I love, you love, and everyone love, Pasta Cod Glue.

00:53:31.000 Even if you don't like Tottenham, and let's face it, few people do.

00:53:34.000 Maybe our overseas correspondent for Lionel Messi, Nick Orton, has offered to be our overseas Argentinian Lionel Messi correspondent.

00:53:42.000 He's a Tottenham fan, and he's a very fine man, creator of the Tapping Solutions app, very good, check out that app if it helps you with your mental health.

00:53:49.000 He loves Pasta Cod Glue.

00:53:51.000 I love Pasta Coglou.

00:53:52.000 What I love about Pasta Coglou is he's sort of, other than them more chippy, little bloody, clockwork orange Tottenham fans you meet from time to time, thin, gaunt, sharp little teeth, spit at you, like, he's that type of uncle Tottenham fan, like Mick, Mick Paniotto, Cypriot, North London, beloved friend of ours.

00:54:16.000 Why have you put blonde dog hair into your own hair, Russ?

00:54:23.000 I don't think it was worth it.

00:54:25.000 I don't think it looks that nice.

00:54:27.000 He's like that.

00:54:28.000 Pastor Cogloon, I would love a manager like that.

00:54:32.000 Just because of the football, of course the football's wonderful and I think it's lit him up, hasn't it?

00:54:38.000 I heard someone say Tottenham sold Elvis and signed the Beatles.

00:54:41.000 Wow.

00:54:42.000 You know?

00:54:43.000 Because them two midfield dads are doing well.

00:54:45.000 Sons firing on all cylinders of course.

00:54:47.000 But what I like most about him is just the way he talks.

00:54:50.000 I know.

00:54:50.000 We've never had that.

00:54:51.000 No.

00:54:52.000 We've had plain talking people.

00:54:54.000 Ari Redknapp.

00:54:55.000 We've had sort of, you know, sort of pub room philosophers like Clough, Mourinho.

00:55:01.000 What we've not had is like just someone who's like that.

00:55:04.000 Come on, mate.

00:55:04.000 I don't know about that, mate.

00:55:05.000 It's like just thought so.

00:55:07.000 Like, because Harry Redknapp is above the pitch of normal, even in his proletariat glottal stop in accessibility.

00:55:16.000 Like he's a character, isn't he?

00:55:17.000 He's like, I know, so I've told Paul Mercer and I've signed him.

00:55:20.000 We out-bundled him in the back of a car.

00:55:22.000 I've told Paul Mercer as well, he's pissed now.

00:55:24.000 I mean, it's like a weird, like, sort of a capers, isn't it?

00:55:27.000 Like, but Ange Postacoglu, he's like a sort of a football fan in a sort of laid-back way.

00:55:33.000 Um, you'll all be aware that the great Robbie Williams, who we all adore, um, his song, I guess it's been picked up naturally by the Spurs fans.

00:55:39.000 Has they done that themselves?

00:55:41.000 Or have they been brought about?

00:55:41.000 I'm not sure.

00:55:43.000 I say, maybe, I swear in North London.

00:55:45.000 Like, because it is Robbie, there is Robbie doing it, but is Robbie doing it after they done it?

00:55:51.000 I think, I think so.

00:55:53.000 Because what I wonder, with this as a chant, because you know football chants is one of the areas of great fascination for me.

00:55:59.000 Well, after your own.

00:56:01.000 After my own terrible, embarrassing, failed ones.

00:56:03.000 Like, what about, like, where do you begin?

00:56:06.000 If, like, you're doing angels as a football chant, where do you begin?

00:56:11.000 Right.

00:56:11.000 Where's the first bit?

00:56:13.000 Like, do you just go on it?

00:56:15.000 Do you go in on, and through it all?

00:56:17.000 Is that where you start?

00:56:18.000 I don't know.

00:56:18.000 It's weird.

00:56:19.000 It's a weird starting point.

00:56:20.000 Because you can't go, I sit and wait.

00:56:22.000 You can't go in there!

00:56:23.000 You've got ages to go!

00:56:25.000 Gotta make your way through all of that.

00:56:26.000 Now Robbie's version is fantastic.

00:56:27.000 Let's have a look at that.

00:56:32.000 Oh yeah, that is right.

00:56:40.000 Coming on for it all.

00:56:44.000 Nice.

00:56:45.000 So you like, you like want to and pasta coglue as a rhyme.

00:56:48.000 That's a nice rhyme.

00:56:50.000 What about whether I'm right or wrong?

00:56:52.000 I'm not sure about that bit.

00:56:54.000 They're undermining it at that point, aren't you?

00:56:58.000 I suppose what you're saying is, I don't care, this is beyond the rational, this is beyond the logical, I love, as all love is, it's beyond rationale.

00:57:09.000 It's big and bold, so you can keep your Paticino, Contamborino, and even Christian Gross.

00:57:21.000 Weird to put Christian Gross in there, but you like that because it's niche to go back to Christian Gross after all these years.

00:57:27.000 But yeah, it's good.

00:57:28.000 It's good to have gone there.

00:57:28.000 Pochettino, Mourinho.

00:57:29.000 Because that's not even all the Spurs managers, is it?

00:57:32.000 Or in order or anything.

00:57:33.000 It's just like, it's just like some prominent recents.

00:57:36.000 Then Christian Gross.

00:57:36.000 Yeah.

00:57:38.000 This is not an attack.

00:57:39.000 Robbie is a friend.

00:57:39.000 No.

00:57:40.000 I love Robbie.

00:57:41.000 So this is not a critique of his lyrics.

00:57:43.000 I'm just working out the rationale and the logic.

00:57:45.000 And I also want to know, did the Spurs fans do it?

00:57:48.000 And then Robbie's like, I'll do it.

00:57:49.000 If anything, Christian Gross is a comedic addition there.

00:57:53.000 Christian Gross is a button.

00:57:54.000 Mmm.

00:57:55.000 He's a comic button.

00:57:55.000 He's the third.

00:57:56.000 Actually, that's good.

00:57:57.000 Alright, this is good.

00:57:58.000 This is good.

00:58:02.000 Everywhere we go, a common football refrain.

00:58:05.000 West Ham are massive everywhere we go, but we follow the West Ham.

00:58:05.000 Yes.

00:58:10.000 The idea of travelling to support your club, deep.

00:58:13.000 So, I'm guessing this is an away fans, this is started with the away fans, who, let's face it, are a harder core of fans, typically.

00:58:20.000 So, it started, I reckon, on the road for Tottenham.

00:58:27.000 I'm loving Big Ang instead.

00:58:32.000 It's good.

00:58:33.000 It's good.

00:58:34.000 Now, this is where you see perfect Ange Postacoglu, because his response to it... I got this from my therapist, told me to watch this.

00:58:43.000 That's what I talk about therapy, football.

00:58:46.000 Nice.

00:58:46.000 Yeah, it's good, it's nice.

00:58:48.000 Let's have a look at Ange Postacoglu discussing this cultural phenomenon.

00:58:48.000 Football is nice.

00:58:53.000 That's one of the most, sort of, backhanded, sort of, underwhelming compliments I've ever had.

00:59:00.000 You've had some unbelievably fantastic managers, big names, successful, and then there's you, Ange.

00:59:08.000 Yeah, so, and then, and then have I ever heard of Robbie Williams?

00:59:11.000 Where have I been living, mate?

00:59:14.000 I mean, seriously, look, Look, I love Robbie Williams.

00:59:19.000 I think he's brilliant.

00:59:20.000 He's a great entertainer.

00:59:22.000 You've made a song brilliant.

00:59:24.000 I think it came off the back of one of our supporters.

00:59:27.000 Look, it's great.

00:59:31.000 The alternative is they make up songs about you that are less than complimentary.

00:59:34.000 So I'll take it for what it is.

00:59:37.000 But yeah, thanks for that, mate.

00:59:40.000 I'll just float out of here feeling good about myself.

00:59:44.000 My fascination with the game, I reckon, pivots mostly on fan culture and the attributes of managers, in particular their leadership skills.

00:59:56.000 and I reckon it wouldn't take a brilliant therapist, and I do have one, to point out that this is sort of like

01:00:01.000 father issues, ideas around masculinity.

01:00:04.000 And like each one of the sort of real great managers, you can sort of sense something in them

01:00:09.000 that is about ultimately leadership.

01:00:11.000 And I suppose leadership is the ability to create a culture and to create realities that couldn't happen without you.

01:00:17.000 And like, you know, with our jokes we were making about Johnny Evans and Harry Maguire there at the top,

01:00:24.000 like, it's interesting, because you can say, how did Ferguson for so long sustain that?

01:00:29.000 And when Ferguson went, magic went away.

01:00:32.000 Whatever he was able to generate, you're able to, like, unless a manager can get things out of players that other people couldn't, there's literally no point in a manager.

01:00:41.000 And when it's like, whether it's Klopp or Guardiola... I think even Arteta at the moment.

01:00:46.000 I think you can see it in Arteta.

01:00:47.000 There's something in them.

01:00:49.000 And it's weird, isn't it, because it's mercurial, because, again, like we were saying about Ten Hag a minute ago, it's like, when it goes, it's like, oh no, it's like a wounded animal or something.

01:00:57.000 Yeah, well, I mean, literally, he criticised Sancho, didn't he, afterwards.

01:01:01.000 It's the kind of cardinal sin of a manager to do that.

01:01:04.000 You know that there's something wrong in the relationship between maybe the manager and the players, or potentially the players and between the players themselves.

01:01:10.000 So it's a bit of a telltale sign when things like that start to happen.

01:01:14.000 Because it must be such an affront to you.

01:01:16.000 To be a manager, you're putting yourself in such a difficult, hard position.

01:01:19.000 Caesar's someone like Graham Potter.

01:01:21.000 He's just disappeared for a bit, hasn't he?

01:01:22.000 I get the idea that that dude's deep, you know, and he's just gone, I'm out for a while, I'm going to keep my shit together.

01:01:27.000 Whereas some people, it's like they've got probably an addictive relationship with it.

01:01:31.000 And I reckon you can add, I hope, like it works out for Posta Kockaloo in spite of my

01:01:35.000 feelings about Tottenham.

01:01:35.000 Yeah. That's the type of character I would like to see succeed rather than sort of bought low.

01:01:41.000 That's the sort of person you could have as England manager that. Yeah. That would be an

01:01:43.000 amazing... like if he sort of got it... Culturally he'd fit.

01:01:45.000 Yeah, culturally amazing. He'd fit with us.

01:01:47.000 Like if he gets top four for Tottenham or Tottenham win a couple of cups or something like that.

01:01:53.000 But he's the sort of person you could bind to your heart because he talks like a football fan and he talks, he's not fussy.

01:02:01.000 And of course, many of us would have seen that sort of beautiful speech he did.

01:02:04.000 Like, you know, imagine a person that's been, like, they encouraged you to play football and want you to walk on the pitch with them that day.

01:02:09.000 like a sort of a beautiful anti-Monty Burns, now I'd like you to remember something else someone

01:02:15.000 encouraging has said to you and get up there.

01:02:19.000 That just tells them the concept of an encouraging speech and but it's like what yeah I like it Gal, he's like come

01:02:20.000 Just tells them the concepts of an encouraging speech and but it's like what yeah, I like it gal

01:02:25.000 Yeah, come on mate, and he's sort of like sand his hand like that is that informality?

01:02:26.000 on mate and he's sort of like sat on his hand like that, that informality

01:02:29.000 Yes, which is so very Australian in it. That's what Australia brings for the world that level of

01:02:30.000 yes that which is sort of very Australian isn't it, that's what

01:02:33.000 Australia brings for the world that level of informality and these at least

01:02:36.000 Informality and these at least colloquially in conversation just seems to be the perfect fit for Spurs and I don't mean

01:02:42.000 that With any kind of negative sense at all

01:02:44.000 well, I guess what I mean is the Conte's the Mourinho's they didn't work and maybe because

01:02:49.000 Spurs were not in the position for those managers to work, you know when contact came to Chelsea

01:02:55.000 They were kind of ready to in a sense But usually those managers kind of walk into teams that are

01:03:00.000 not far off the finish article potentially you could say You couldn't ever say that Spurs were in that position and

01:03:06.000 maybe that's potentially why those managers didn't work It feels like Postacoglu maybe surprising everyone.

01:03:13.000 Obviously the style of Spurs' game has changed completely.

01:03:17.000 I think a lot of people were saying De Zerberi at Brighton like massively changed the style and that you know there's kind of been a revolution there after Potter.

01:03:25.000 The same you could absolutely say for Postacoglu at Spurs.

01:03:28.000 Perhaps it's high end too, but the fact that it could be a crisis waiting to happen, you lose your talisman, you lose the player around whom the culture of the club, the identity of the club, the goals of the club have all been built for a long time, and things are better.

01:03:44.000 So then where does all of that affection go?

01:03:46.000 It goes, perhaps correctly, to Posta Koglu.

01:03:50.000 It's a great fit.

01:03:52.000 Hand it to Daniel Levy.

01:03:54.000 He's pulled it off.

01:03:56.000 It works, he's such a good negotiator, isn't he?

01:03:57.000 He'll have done some negotiating there.

01:04:00.000 Buy Angebal then.

01:04:01.000 What do they mean?

01:04:02.000 Inverted fullbacks pushing harder pitch?

01:04:04.000 That kind of stuff.

01:04:04.000 They do look well fluid in that, don't they?

01:04:07.000 It's beautiful.

01:04:08.000 For a Spurs fan, it must be completely different watching Spurs this season.

01:04:12.000 Did you see that Lyon, the French football team, not our producer over there... No.

01:04:19.000 Or the film from the 90s.

01:04:20.000 Although I like that.

01:04:21.000 Very good.

01:04:22.000 Very good film.

01:04:23.000 You're not talking about that, are you?

01:04:24.000 Is life always this shitty or just when you're a kid?

01:04:26.000 Always like this.

01:04:28.000 My favourite line.

01:04:29.000 Like, Lyon, they...

01:04:33.000 They give one of their fans a mic and just went like, one of their fans went out and coated everyone off

01:04:39.000 on the pitch.

01:04:40.000 Yeah, they just sort of go, you love that shit!

01:04:42.000 And they would just have to stand there and take it.

01:04:45.000 I heard Goldstein and Bente talking about it on Talk Sport yesterday.

01:04:50.000 And like, what would you do if like the club arm a fan with a microphone?

01:04:55.000 Like there's the phenomena of fan TV, like in particular Arsenal fan TV.

01:04:59.000 There's so much good quality fan TV out there.

01:05:03.000 But like, you don't give them a bloody microphone live and let them have it.

01:05:07.000 Like, and I can't, obviously I don't speak French, but it didn't seem like he was very impressed with Lyon.

01:05:11.000 I was like, Jean-Renaud, Jean-Renaud,

01:05:13.000 Merde!

01:05:14.000 Jean-Renaud!

01:05:15.000 Let's have a look, we've got a clip of it.

01:05:16.000 Let's have a look and a listen to this clip.

01:05:19.000 The status of the dressing room.

01:05:22.000 The message is clear.

01:05:24.000 If there are frames in this dressing room, they have no right to be silent.

01:05:29.000 He's furious, isn't he?

01:05:30.000 You can see his eyes, he's furious.

01:05:32.000 They're having to stand there to be admonished.

01:05:34.000 This is worse than when your mate Phil Brown at least didn't scream, drifting down at half time of the whole team.

01:05:41.000 Because that's actually, that's like the whole crackling atmosphere of the stadium now brought to life.

01:05:47.000 Because normally you might catch You wanker!

01:05:50.000 Something like that.

01:05:51.000 Not a concise critique, and all of that invective amplified, and you've all got to stand there and listen.

01:05:58.000 And Darren Bent goes, I'll bowl off and just go, but then he said, actually, what if he was the only one who did?

01:06:03.000 Then you would become the target of the fans' ire.

01:06:06.000 I mean, think of the number of times that over the course of, like, a season, there were moments where, you know, I've had times where I've, like, really, I don't Engaging this stuff too heavily.

01:06:15.000 It's not in keeping with my spiritual nature.

01:06:17.000 But where a player becomes like, it's him.

01:06:20.000 He's the problem.

01:06:21.000 Or a manager.

01:06:22.000 You know, all sorts of different ones over the years.

01:06:25.000 But it can change.

01:06:26.000 I mean, you know, West Ham are a great point with that.

01:06:29.000 Because of Moyes.

01:06:30.000 Feelings about Moyes halfway through a season versus the end of a season last year.

01:06:33.000 I mean, that changed completely, didn't it?

01:06:35.000 You had West Ham fans cutting off the West Ham team.

01:06:38.000 Might have never won the, whatever it was called.

01:06:41.000 European Cup, we'll call it that.

01:06:43.000 Conference League.

01:06:45.000 There was a very important trophy.

01:06:47.000 There was a brilliant VIZ article once saying that an England fan demands that Bobby Robson be executed.

01:06:55.000 And then after a draw in a group match said they should be knighted in the New Year's Honours list.

01:07:00.000 I'm amazed you haven't talked more about West Ham and high-flying West Ham.

01:07:03.000 Like reactions. Yeah ridiculous really, but that that's a yeah, that's a terrifying precedent right there to see that

01:07:09.000 Okay, I guess we should do our predictions shouldn't we and wrap up football is nice. We've talked about some good

01:07:13.000 things We've talked about vanilla ice ice, baby. We've talked

01:07:16.000 about my feelings about rice We're gonna go amazed you haven't talked more about West

01:07:20.000 Ham and high-flying West Ham How well they're doing cuz I like well, I tell you why you

01:07:24.000 don't look for games in ten points Sure, you don't start getting married to them sort of

01:07:29.000 numbers If you're a West Ham fan when you know that the next fixtures

01:07:33.000 are man city at home or I don't like that I do not do I not like that to see those reds and yellows

01:07:40.000 and yours were yellows and greens Do I not like that to say like a like we got city? Yeah

01:07:47.000 I think at London Stadium, Liverpool on the road, then Sheffield United.

01:07:52.000 Here, a huge cockney is coming up here with a jelly-eel pie, can fuck off down to the road!

01:07:59.000 With our hecking bottom and the archer.

01:08:01.000 A bit of history with West Ham and Sheffield United.

01:08:04.000 Just because of the relegation.

01:08:08.000 I remember that because it's when I saw a different perspective on West Ham, because normally I think of West Ham, perhaps because of my own psyche, as inferior.

01:08:15.000 But when I heard Wigan's manager or chairman at the time go, West Ham, you're a fancy London club.

01:08:21.000 Look at that castle thing.

01:08:23.000 That's when Alpton Park had this really vulgar facade of castles.

01:08:28.000 Like they thought they were scared of that.

01:08:28.000 Oh, that thing!

01:08:32.000 Like it was a satellite dish or something.

01:08:33.000 Well, I always think that about London.

01:08:35.000 It doesn't matter what part of London it is.

01:08:37.000 Well, you fancy bastards.

01:08:39.000 Look at that.

01:08:40.000 Oh, that's nice, is it, Turrits?

01:08:43.000 You got Turrits there?

01:08:45.000 Right, Archer, get up there.

01:08:47.000 That's what they're fucking designed for, you prat.

01:08:50.000 I'm not having a go at him.

01:08:51.000 He's just a young lad enjoying his life and I love him.

01:08:53.000 On that basis.

01:08:55.000 OK, so, wow, Greys Athletic are playing Hertford Town.

01:08:59.000 Greys, where I'm from.

01:09:01.000 We're going to have to predict these guys.

01:09:02.000 Who's put this together?

01:09:03.000 What?

01:09:04.000 Amazing.

01:09:05.000 Jack, not bad graphics, Jack.

01:09:07.000 Like, while I had a bad graphics chat, I was looking at him earlier thinking about it.

01:09:10.000 He's very relaxed.

01:09:12.000 Extremely.

01:09:12.000 He's sub-Postacoglu.

01:09:14.000 Yes.

01:09:14.000 Isn't he?

01:09:14.000 Like, in terms of energy levels.

01:09:16.000 Yeah.

01:09:16.000 Alright.

01:09:17.000 Yeah, no, I've just... Yeah.

01:09:19.000 ...picked these fixtures instead.

01:09:21.000 Worst international break, innit?

01:09:24.000 So... Yeah.

01:09:26.000 Yeah, he is.

01:09:26.000 These ones.

01:09:27.000 Yeah.

01:09:28.000 Your girlfriend's got a bunch of energy.

01:09:30.000 She makes up for his lack of energy.

01:09:30.000 I know.

01:09:32.000 They're like Jack Spratt and his wife.

01:09:33.000 It's incredible.

01:09:34.000 Jack Spratt could eat no fat.

01:09:35.000 His wife could eat no lean.

01:09:36.000 But somehow they made it work.

01:09:38.000 Jack Spratt and his wife.

01:09:39.000 Don't hear much about them people.

01:09:40.000 Like Roy the Rovers.

01:09:41.000 It'll just drop out of the culture.

01:09:43.000 Unless I keep Roy alive.

01:09:44.000 Which you will.

01:09:45.000 Roy was a little bit of a... melt, shall we say.

01:09:48.000 Yeah, he was a bit.

01:09:48.000 Hi, guys!

01:09:50.000 I never really read it.

01:09:51.000 I just thought he was too...

01:09:52.000 Hey, it's all going well for Roy!

01:09:55.000 But then sometimes they would mimic cultural events.

01:09:58.000 I mean, I think they did some sort of take on Heysel.

01:10:01.000 Did they?

01:10:01.000 Yeah, and like the Munich Air Disaster.

01:10:03.000 And it was sort of weird, because it was for children.

01:10:05.000 Honestly, I don't know, I might be dreaming that, because remember, I was the type of little boy who would sell a tape dog hair to me, Ed, in an attempt to become a white rapper.

01:10:13.000 Yeah, so any of these things could be just fabrications.

01:10:16.000 Come out of that same place.

01:10:17.000 Do you remember when we were on the rovers?

01:10:19.000 The high school disaster?

01:10:20.000 No, I think you've been sniffing too much airspray, mate.

01:10:24.000 Or dog.

01:10:25.000 OK, so Wales versus North Korea.

01:10:28.000 North Korea?

01:10:29.000 Yeah, go on.

01:10:31.000 They're coming of Wales.

01:10:33.000 Will he come over?

01:10:35.000 Oh, Trump's rocket man.

01:10:36.000 Will he be over?

01:10:37.000 He's not going to go on the road with them.

01:10:39.000 Korea, we're massive!

01:10:41.000 Everywhere we go!

01:10:45.000 Except for South Korea.

01:10:46.000 Don't like us there.

01:10:48.000 Oh, that'd be good.

01:10:49.000 Wales will win, presumably.

01:10:51.000 So I'm going to say home win, 3-0.

01:10:54.000 Heart of a town, Greys Athletic.

01:10:56.000 I don't know nothing about Greys, except for Julian Dix managed Greys for a while, and I've obviously been and seen them a couple of times, but it was a long time ago when I lived there.

01:11:03.000 I'm going to say Grey's though.

01:11:04.000 2-0 away win.

01:11:05.000 Qatar, Football Union of Russia.

01:11:08.000 The Football Union of Russia have had to extract themselves out of Russia.

01:11:12.000 Wow.

01:11:14.000 Oh, come on, man.

01:11:15.000 So what's that mean?

01:11:16.000 They're still the Football Union of Russia.

01:11:18.000 We're like, we're not really Russia, but... We can't even get our head around the teams, let alone the scores.

01:11:22.000 Yeah, Qatar, this is too made up.

01:11:24.000 It's really weird about graphics, Jack.

01:11:25.000 You've took us on a journey through leagues, nations, and now concepts of even... You're actually trying to reverse the Westphalian Treaty and the whole concept of what a nation is.

01:11:34.000 The Football Union of Russia.

01:11:35.000 This is the first time I've heard this, because I've gone, oh, Russia is too dodgy.

01:11:38.000 But if we were just to say it's the Football Union of Russia rather than Russia, Right.

01:11:43.000 I mean, what does that amount to?

01:11:44.000 None of the football teams are actually intrinsically connected to the nation.

01:11:49.000 It's conceptual and abstract.

01:11:49.000 No.

01:11:50.000 I think the same thing with the Russian tennis players.

01:11:53.000 Well, they stopped them.

01:11:54.000 Well, they weren't allowed to play at Wimbledon and stuff.

01:11:56.000 That's not their fault, is it?

01:11:57.000 They haven't declared war.

01:11:58.000 They're just like, oh, what are we doing now?

01:12:00.000 It's not their problem.

01:12:01.000 I was just, sorry, I was playing tennis.

01:12:03.000 I didn't mind concentrating on that.

01:12:05.000 Yeah, well, you're a bastard now.

01:12:06.000 Yeah.

01:12:07.000 Have you had a vaccine?

01:12:07.000 And what about you?

01:12:08.000 No, I don't believe in it.

01:12:09.000 Well, you can fuck off.

01:12:11.000 Everything's gone too mad!

01:12:12.000 It's gone mad?

01:12:12.000 Why has everything gone so mad?

01:12:14.000 Why don't we leave everyone alone and let people just have a cracking game of football and a bit of fun?

01:12:18.000 It's got on my nerves, all this.

01:12:20.000 I've had enough.

01:12:20.000 Right.

01:12:21.000 I have.

01:12:22.000 We've had enough, I've slot have.

01:12:23.000 I've had enough.

01:12:24.000 All right, see, so even though that's Mildred in politics, we'll make our predictions, by God we'll make them.

01:12:28.000 England-Scotland, the old firm game, you've got a back England.

01:12:31.000 I'll tell you who I like as well, Ferguson, that little, that Irish lad.

01:12:35.000 Gary Lineker's well into him, isn't he?

01:12:35.000 Very good.

01:12:37.000 They love him much of the day.

01:12:38.000 He said something like, I know a ghost, Dora, when I sniff one with my eyes.

01:12:42.000 He said something really weird.

01:12:43.000 He mixed up too many senses.

01:12:45.000 I know.

01:12:46.000 I see a goal... I sniff a goal scorer when I see one.

01:12:49.000 He was so turned on, he got synthesizier.

01:12:52.000 Like Kandinsky, a painter you can't mention anymore, because he's Russian.

01:12:55.000 We're not allowed to mention Tchaikovsky.

01:12:57.000 Not allowed to mention Solzhenitsyn.

01:12:59.000 Bloody... Ain't we allowed to mention Tolstoy?

01:13:01.000 All of the great Russians and Russian history.

01:13:03.000 These... Are they not humans too?

01:13:06.000 Yes, they were.

01:13:07.000 Remember when Sting goes, don't the Russian love their children too?

01:13:11.000 Well, turns out they don't, according to the rest of the world.

01:13:14.000 Of course they bloody well do.

01:13:15.000 Mind you, what's the first thing you think of with Sting?

01:13:17.000 You can have sex for a long time.

01:13:18.000 That's all we care about, isn't it?

01:13:20.000 Don't worry about Roxanne.

01:13:21.000 Yeah, fuck all that, mate.

01:13:22.000 Up them fields of barley.

01:13:24.000 Never mind all that, mate.

01:13:25.000 How long do you keep a stiffy for?

01:13:27.000 Ages.

01:13:27.000 And that's because you drink vile slots.

01:13:29.000 I knew it.

01:13:30.000 I knew it.

01:13:31.000 Full of lovely stiffy milk.

01:13:33.000 That's a natural, natural Viagra.

01:13:35.000 We call it Nature's Viagra.

01:13:38.000 Vile slops, baby.

01:13:40.000 Get it down here.

01:13:41.000 Coming soon.

01:13:41.000 It's just been brewed up down in the cellar by our editor.

01:13:45.000 Yeah, he's got a lot on his plate, but he'll get around to it, won't he?

01:13:48.000 Yeah, of course he will.

01:13:49.000 We've got Jim.

01:13:50.000 Jim's in the basement brewing up the medicine.

01:13:52.000 Bad Jack Graphic not trying hard enough to line up a weird consortium of weird football fixtures that don't make sense to the eye.

01:13:59.000 It's like a poem on an old Tesco branding, isn't it?

01:14:03.000 Yes.

01:14:03.000 Looks like a poem.

01:14:04.000 It took us to the edge of meaning with that.

01:14:07.000 International break.

01:14:08.000 At least it's spelt right.

01:14:09.000 1st December, September.

01:14:11.000 Madness.

01:14:11.000 Come and see my... If you're in the UK, by the way, and you must be because otherwise why the hell are you listening to this?

01:14:15.000 Come and watch my stand-up show.

01:14:18.000 It's got a handful of them in the UK over September.

01:14:21.000 What a baffling world it is.

01:14:22.000 We'll be back, of course, next week.

01:14:25.000 You can see me 12th of September, Hayes.

01:14:27.000 22nd in Plymouth.

01:14:28.000 28th in Wolverhampton.

01:14:29.000 Last two gigs, raise money for good causes.

01:14:32.000 First one.

01:14:32.000 I don't know what I'm going to do with that, probably.

01:14:34.000 Valslops?

01:14:35.000 Spend it on the old Valslops game, won't I?

01:14:37.000 Gotta compete with Logan and KSI.

01:14:39.000 Gotta get their Valslops out there.

01:14:40.000 Gotta do some clinical trials on whether their Stiffy medicine's dangerous or not.

01:14:45.000 That's why I've got eight mouses, and that's usually enough to prove it.

01:14:49.000 You don't need to go to town with hundreds of mouses.

01:14:51.000 I haven't got the fucking time for that.

01:14:52.000 Just give them a little bit of Valslops.

01:14:54.000 If their mouses get Stiffies, we're quids in, son.

01:14:58.000 We'll all be rich.

01:14:59.000 What a hell of an evening.

01:14:59.000 Hey, man!

01:15:00.000 I'm feeling pretty good in these vile schnapps!

01:15:03.000 Those other mouses look pretty sexy right now!

01:15:07.000 I can see why Gary never wants you on his podcast.

01:15:09.000 Well, I'm a genius.

01:15:11.000 It's obvious.

01:15:13.000 The football insights.

01:15:14.000 He sniffs a genius when he sees one out of his ears.

01:15:19.000 OK, right, so that's the end.

01:15:22.000 We've got to do other stuff now.

01:15:23.000 That's all the time we've got for Football is Nice.

01:15:25.000 And let's face it, it's not what you asked for, but we're going to give it to you anyway.

01:15:28.000 Don't forget you can listen to this whole thing as a podcast.

01:15:32.000 That was Football is Nice.

01:15:39.000 On the show tomorrow we have the great Sam Harris.

01:15:45.000 It's already gone viral, but what I think is beautiful is if you stay to the end of it, you see the two of us meditate together after... It was a weird conversation, wasn't it, Cal?

01:15:53.000 It was.

01:15:53.000 No, it was great.

01:15:54.000 It was, um... What happened?

01:15:56.000 It went unusual.

01:15:58.000 It went a bit unusual.

01:15:58.000 I mean, you got onto some pretty contentious topics, which was good.

01:16:02.000 God.

01:16:03.000 Covid.

01:16:04.000 Yeah.

01:16:04.000 War.

01:16:05.000 Yeah.

01:16:05.000 That's what happens.

01:16:06.000 Trump.

01:16:07.000 Trump.

01:16:07.000 I sort of think, mostly, I'm like, I can't bother to argue.

01:16:09.000 I can't bother to argue.

01:16:10.000 And as soon as I see everyone in the stream, that's why it's worth clicking the red button and joining some locals, because everyone's going, Russell, you best start kicking it!

01:16:16.000 I'm like, oh god, I was all tired that day.

01:16:18.000 Yeah, I know.

01:16:20.000 I was like, I'll just run the clock down.

01:16:22.000 And then, like, people was like, got to me and I thought, right, let's have it.

01:16:25.000 That was good, it was respectful disagreeing.

01:16:30.000 Respectfully disagreeing with you Ben Shapiro, respectfully disagreeing but we will galvanise your audience.

01:16:37.000 We respectfully disagree with Jordan Peterson, respectfully disagreeing with Shapiro, respectfully disagreeing, we just disagree with each other.

01:16:43.000 I mean, we and I, yeah, we and I. How many of you are really in there under that haircut?

01:16:48.000 I've revealed too much.

01:16:49.000 We and I, and all the family up here, we love you.

01:16:52.000 All right, yeah, so watch Sam Harris tomorrow.

01:16:55.000 It's fantastic.

01:16:56.000 See what all the fuss is about, plus there's a brilliant investigation into Big Pharma, and is this Big Pharma capping bill everything that it's trumped up to be?

01:17:04.000 And I use the word trump deliberately.

01:17:06.000 Join us tomorrow, not for more of the same, but for more of the different.

01:17:09.000 Until then, stay free, won't you?

01:17:12.000 Thank you for joining us, Sam Harris, you beautiful man.

01:17:18.000 That's something I'm quite worried about.

01:17:19.000 I'm not sure you and I would view the remedies in the same way.

01:17:24.000 How do we get beyond this cavalcade of my experts versus your experts?

01:17:28.000 My flag versus your flag?

01:17:29.000 By acknowledging that we are all an expression of one unitary force.

01:17:35.000 There's a methodology by which we would resolve those differences and this shattering of our information space is making it very difficult to apply that methodology.

01:17:45.000 The thing that I intuit is we are on the precipice of new models.

01:17:49.000 No one is conducting that research at Pfizer precisely because it isn't profitable.

01:17:54.000 Let's have a little look around the Wuhan Laboratory for Infectious Diseases and check out how it's funded and how it's regulated.

01:18:00.000 I'm worried about what I'm saying.

01:18:02.000 But Sam, more important than that, mate.

01:18:04.000 These are domains of relative knowledge.

01:18:07.000 Do you agree we should start by addressing the most powerful interests in the world that seem to benefit more than ordinary people?

01:18:15.000 Energy companies benefit when there's an energy crisis.

01:18:18.000 The military-industrial complex benefits when there's a war.

01:18:20.000 We have to address this.

01:18:22.000 We should let them get rich, right?

01:18:25.000 No, no, this is wrong.

01:18:26.000 This year I have to contest this, Sam.

01:18:28.000 I'm going to win.

01:18:36.000 Man, this will change.

01:18:37.000 This will change.

01:18:38.000 This will change.

01:18:39.000 Switch on.

01:18:39.000 Switch off.

01:18:40.000 Switch on.

01:18:42.000 Switch off.

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