Stay Free - Russel Brand - May 25, 2023


Rogan & Musk ATTACKED By The Liberal Media - #137 - Stay Free With Russell Brand


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 8 minutes

Words per Minute

193.53564

Word Count

13,283

Sentence Count

1,014

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

In this episode of Stay Free With Russell Brand, we discuss the difference between a real and fake gun, Joe Biden, Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, Boris Johnson, the Ukraine crisis and much, much more. Plus, we talk about Bill Gates and Jeffrey Epstein, and how to be a free thinker in the 21st century. Stay Free with Russell Brand is on all of the social medias, if you search for it, you'll find us. Stay Free, and Don't Get Lost in the Storm! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. This episode was produced by VaynerSpeakers.co.uk and edited by Matt DesLauriers. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. The album art for this episode was done by our super talented Ameya Vellian. We'd like to sincerely thank you for all your support and look forward to seeing you in the next episode. Thank you so much for all the support we've received so far. Stay free, stay free, and spread the word about this podcast! xoxo, P.S. - P.B. (and don't forget to rate, review, subscribe and subscribe to our other shows on Apple Podcasts, Podchaser, and leave us a review and subscribe on iTunes, and review on your favourite streaming platform! We'll be looking out for the next week for the best ones! - we'll see you next week! Love ya! xo, bye, bye! P.E. - Jack, Jack, bye bye. Jack - Jack - - - EJ (and P.J. ( ) - OJ ( ) and P. ( ) ( ) . (Love, Jack ( ) & P. B ( ) ( ) - R. ( ), and P ( ) xx ( ) , P. (A. ( ). (NSYNC ( )( ) ( ) ( ), & P ( , P) ( ) is , A. ( ] ) ( ). ( ) Thank you, Jake ( ) ! ( ), P. & B ( ), B. ( , , , K)


Transcript

00:00:00.000 In this video, we're going to be talking about the difference between a real and a fake gun.
00:00:07.000 In this video, we're going to be talking about the difference between a real and a fake gun.
00:00:14.000 Rock you by fire.
00:00:22.000 Rock you by fire.
00:00:28.000 In this video, we're going to...
00:00:29.000 In this video, you're going to see the future.
00:00:40.000 This is my time.
00:00:42.000 This is my time.
00:00:42.000 You've had your time.
00:00:43.000 This is my time.
00:00:46.000 Is that a bit my time?
00:00:47.000 No, you don't get that.
00:00:49.000 This is my time.
00:00:50.000 This is my time.
00:00:51.000 Hello, you Awakening Wonders.
00:00:52.000 Thanks for joining us on Stay Free with Russell Brand.
00:00:55.000 We're gonna stay free together, aren't we?
00:00:57.000 We've got a lot to talk about.
00:00:58.000 What do you reckon is the worst type of apocalypse?
00:01:02.000 What's the worst type of apocalypse?
00:01:04.000 One where some people are saying things that you don't agree with, or one where there could be weapons that are so dangerous, if they actually do go off, everyone's gonna die?
00:01:14.000 Is that a question for me?
00:01:16.000 It's for the viewers. Let me know in the chat in the comments. If you're watching this on Rumble,
00:01:19.000 join us on Locals. If you're watching this on YouTube, for the first 15 minutes we're going
00:01:22.000 to be talking about Joe Biden, we're going to be talking about Elon Musk, we're going to be
00:01:27.000 talking about Joe Rogan, we're going to be talking about those accusations. We're going to be talking
00:01:30.000 about our former Prime Minister Boris Johnson lobbying for prolonging the Ukraine conflict.
00:01:35.000 We're going to be looking at the story that Republicans are looking to revoke the last
00:01:41.000 remaining nuclear treaty. And then we're going to ask you with straight face, what's more apocalyptic?
00:01:48.000 Joe Rogan and Elon Musk having views, or the establishment really Provoking a nuclear power, and we'll talk you through it in a way so that you know it's not conspiracy theories and you don't have a little freak-out, even though I know you can handle the truth.
00:02:01.000 I know you can handle the truth.
00:02:03.000 When we're on Rumble exclusively, and there's a link in the description that you should click on, when we're on Rumble exclusively, we'll be talking about Biden being accused of censoring vaccine injury stuff.
00:02:15.000 Allegedly!
00:02:16.000 Gotta be careful, you cannot- that's just alleged.
00:02:20.000 I think you were- I don't think you needed it, but well done anyway.
00:02:23.000 I like to be careful.
00:02:23.000 We need to be in the habit.
00:02:24.000 I call it, this is like the prophylactic of censorship and surveillance.
00:02:29.000 That's simply like unrolling a prophylactic.
00:02:33.000 Sure.
00:02:34.000 Yes, we know what you do with it.
00:02:36.000 You unroll that.
00:02:37.000 Yes.
00:02:38.000 Over the... Oh yeah, we know.
00:02:40.000 Allegedly!
00:02:41.000 No, there's nothing alleged about it.
00:02:43.000 That's just the description.
00:02:45.000 That's what happens in school, you get taught how to do that.
00:02:47.000 Did they teach you that in your school?
00:02:49.000 I'm not sure they taught me how to do it.
00:02:51.000 Certainly there weren't one-on-one lessons.
00:02:54.000 That's a risk.
00:02:55.000 On an unrelated note, there are further revelations around Bill Gates' relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, who I'm beginning to think is not a great guy.
00:03:05.000 No.
00:03:07.000 For a start, there's sex offences that he's been convicted of.
00:03:11.000 Then some of his charity organisations look like they've got secondary motivations.
00:03:15.000 I'm starting another charity.
00:03:18.000 Another one.
00:03:18.000 Why don't you shut down that island, first of all?
00:03:21.000 Stop flying everywhere around the world on nonce jets.
00:03:24.000 Allegedly.
00:03:26.000 Although, that was a conviction.
00:03:27.000 That's the bit, you still say that word, but you put allegedly.
00:03:30.000 That's fine.
00:03:31.000 We'll get round the guidelines.
00:03:32.000 It's a... No problem.
00:03:33.000 I sometimes think that slangs that are quite regional will be alright.
00:03:37.000 You can, if you want, we'll post in the chat a thing there telling you, like, we can have you as a little translator.
00:03:42.000 Yeah, nice, yeah.
00:03:43.000 For slogans and slang.
00:03:44.000 For your mucky words.
00:03:46.000 It's not that bad.
00:03:47.000 Well, it is bad, but the word's not the problem.
00:03:50.000 A word!
00:03:50.000 Ah!
00:03:51.000 But also the thing it describes, which seems to be being enjoyed at an extraordinary level.
00:03:56.000 Time now for Phreach.
00:03:57.000 What happens when you combine freedom and speech to make free speech?
00:04:01.000 This is what happens.
00:04:02.000 It's Phreach.
00:04:04.000 Show the last title sequence, free.
00:04:06.000 Look how offensive that font is that he's used.
00:04:09.000 Yeah, it's as basic as they come, isn't it?
00:04:10.000 It's blocky and awful.
00:04:12.000 It's, like, offensively bad on sort of every single level.
00:04:12.000 It's so bad, isn't it?
00:04:15.000 You cannot use... ...snatches of dialogue... ...as the... ...grams bed.
00:04:21.000 He's using yourself against you.
00:04:23.000 It's... I don't like it.
00:04:25.000 It's, uh... It's, uh... It's an... You're a boorish.
00:04:25.000 Right.
00:04:29.000 It's a serpent eating its own tail.
00:04:31.000 I think I mention it quite a lot.
00:04:32.000 You do, yeah.
00:04:32.000 I mention it quite a lot.
00:04:33.000 I like it.
00:04:34.000 I like saying it.
00:04:35.000 I like that it sounds like Boris Johnson.
00:04:37.000 I like saying it.
00:04:39.000 Look, here is some free speech right out of your mouth, Primal Colin.
00:04:42.000 When you're not busy checking your phone for Elon messages, has Zuckerberg responded to your jiu-jitsu challenge yet?
00:04:48.000 No.
00:04:49.000 He hasn't, but of the famous jiu-jitsu-ers, they are Ashton Kutcher, Tom Hardy, Zuckerberg, I... I... Zuckerberg, I've chosen.
00:05:00.000 Like, of course, once I had to play that werewolf game with Ashton Kutcher.
00:05:04.000 You know that werewolf game?
00:05:05.000 No.
00:05:05.000 Oh, it's a game.
00:05:06.000 Someone's a werewolf.
00:05:07.000 It was around his house.
00:05:07.000 I don't know.
00:05:08.000 I went there once.
00:05:09.000 That sounds brilliant.
00:05:10.000 It was alright.
00:05:11.000 Like, someone's a werewolf, he's around Ashton Kutcher's house.
00:05:13.000 Yeah.
00:05:14.000 Ashton Kutcher's quite confident when you actually meet him.
00:05:16.000 Of course he is.
00:05:17.000 Right.
00:05:17.000 He's extremely attractive.
00:05:18.000 Right, that's where he's got his confidence from, that and his millions.
00:05:21.000 And his investments in Airbnb.
00:05:24.000 Aww, is he invested in that?
00:05:25.000 I think he owns most of it.
00:05:27.000 Oh, you're joking!
00:05:28.000 No, I'm not joking.
00:05:29.000 It should just be that he's Ashton Kutcher and that's it.
00:05:31.000 Well, he won that werewolf game as well, another accolade.
00:05:31.000 No, it isn't that.
00:05:34.000 Of course he did.
00:05:34.000 And I was trying my hardest.
00:05:35.000 It was the first time I played it.
00:05:36.000 Anyway, look... He's laughing at you, Brand.
00:05:39.000 He might be a black belt, I think.
00:05:40.000 And Tom Hardy, even though Tom Hardy's a blue belt and I'm a purple belt, which is a progression, he is also Bane.
00:05:46.000 And I feel that that will be of some use.
00:05:46.000 Yeah.
00:05:49.000 He'd only have to talk to you for you to...
00:05:52.000 And he's Reggie and Ronnie Kray.
00:05:53.000 Right, oh my word.
00:05:55.000 I'm a very sensitive person.
00:05:57.000 Like, if he starts doing all that stuff to me, I don't know.
00:06:00.000 Game over already, innit?
00:06:02.000 I'm getting nervous.
00:06:03.000 I don't know what I'm going to respond with.
00:06:04.000 Like, what am I going to do, like, rap it out of hop?
00:06:08.000 Oh, hello, I'm the Easter Rabbit, I'm Hop.
00:06:10.000 I actually ain't seen that.
00:06:12.000 I didn't watch Hop!
00:06:13.000 It was a minor holiday hit!
00:06:16.000 No, don't talk it down.
00:06:17.000 No, it's a good film.
00:06:18.000 A lot of people like that film.
00:06:20.000 And also, I'm one of the Minions.
00:06:22.000 Right.
00:06:23.000 So... You're not the Minions, are you?
00:06:24.000 I'm one of them.
00:06:26.000 So, the last one I'm fighting is Tom Hardy.
00:06:28.000 Yeah.
00:06:29.000 Okay.
00:06:29.000 Even though he actually went and won, I could have actually gone to a BJJ contest.
00:06:33.000 Wow.
00:06:34.000 He went, he was at one, I think, in like Milton Keynes.
00:06:36.000 He's winning them all now.
00:06:37.000 Of course he is, he's Bane!
00:06:39.000 That's Bane!
00:06:39.000 Yeah.
00:06:40.000 You've seen him when he's Bane.
00:06:42.000 He's too much, hasn't he?
00:06:44.000 He's all puts on weight, loses weight.
00:06:46.000 Let's see why you missed out on the role.
00:06:48.000 What do you mean?
00:06:50.000 And action.
00:06:51.000 I've been, Batman, in a lot of trouble now.
00:06:55.000 Listen, what are you doing?
00:06:56.000 I've come to... Sorry, I can't... Anyway, basically, I'm going to take this off because, let's face it, it's impeding my speech.
00:07:03.000 Batman, you're in a lot of trouble, actually, because I'm sick and tired of you.
00:07:06.000 You're a vigilante, you're acting... In fact, Batman would be nicked in no time.
00:07:10.000 They explore that in some of the films, don't they?
00:07:13.000 Look, um, also, why was young Putin, says Rogue Han, uh, so happy?
00:07:18.000 Hasn't he got a war to fight?
00:07:20.000 So, there you go.
00:07:21.000 I don't know why he's like that.
00:07:22.000 It's not actually young Putin, that's the... It's not actually him.
00:07:24.000 He looks like him.
00:07:24.000 No.
00:07:25.000 He looks like him.
00:07:26.000 Just think of it as, uh, like a deepfake.
00:07:29.000 Yep.
00:07:29.000 It's like a deepfake.
00:07:30.000 Shall we, uh, shall we do the, well, shall we do the news?
00:07:32.000 Let's do some news.
00:07:34.000 Uh, some people are asking if you get depressed or disheartened by what's happening in the... Yes, oh, right.
00:07:38.000 But what's happening in the news and then just generally... Yeah, that's it.
00:07:41.000 Inspire the news, not the girls.
00:07:43.000 Of course he does.
00:07:43.000 He doesn't even like it when this happens.
00:07:47.000 Even that's too much to deal with.
00:07:50.000 That reminds me of my youth.
00:07:51.000 That's in itself quite troubling.
00:07:53.000 So what's worse, a fake apocalypse or a true apocalypse?
00:07:56.000 Let's have a look.
00:07:57.000 Rogan and Elon Musk have been attacked as apocalyptics.
00:08:01.000 Apocalyptics?
00:08:02.000 That's not bad.
00:08:03.000 That's not their fault.
00:08:04.000 No, it's Apocalyptic Conspiracy Theorists.
00:08:06.000 Apocalyptic Conspiracy Theorists.
00:08:08.000 I don't know that that's what the issue is, is it?
00:08:11.000 That's like, that's from a piece in The Beast.
00:08:13.000 And I suppose what it's saying is that they are peddling misinformation and that what they're doing is nefarious.
00:08:21.000 But the truth is, as we were telling you yesterday, we have Ron DeSantis doing the announcement
00:08:26.000 of his candidacy on Twitter, with Tucker affiliated with Twitter.
00:08:32.000 The truth is now that around Elon Musk there is a significant movement.
00:08:36.000 Daily Wire, Twitter, there's so much power, you can't ignore the power of that narrative.
00:08:42.000 And I feel like the liberal establishment and offshoots of the liberal establishment
00:08:48.000 are committed to attacking narratives that contradict their preferred version of reality.
00:08:56.000 Is it apocalyptic, let me know in the chat and the comments, to have a variety of potentially
00:09:00.000 opposing views, whether that's people like, I would say, relatively conventional conservative
00:09:04.000 politicians, like Ron DeSantis, more demagogic figures like Trump, billionaires with opinions
00:09:11.000 like Musk, and people like Joe Rogan, who I guess is an unprecedented figure, I mostly
00:09:16.000 consider it'd be like a male Oprah Winfrey to tell you the truth.
00:09:20.000 Essentially, it seems like anyone who don't toe the line, they want to shut down.
00:09:25.000 What is available to you as a perspective?
00:09:27.000 It's one of the questions we asked you yesterday, and what we're essentially offering you is, what is more dangerous?
00:09:33.000 Having people on the internet with a variety of opinions, or is it It's more worrying that Republican senators have introduced a bill to scrap the one remaining nuclear arms treaty with Russia.
00:09:45.000 It seems to me that that could lead to an actual apocalypse.
00:09:49.000 I mean, what was the point of that treaty?
00:09:50.000 Presumably that treaty was, oh, do you know what?
00:09:52.000 This will make it less likely that we have a nuclear war.
00:09:55.000 Yeah, that's exactly it.
00:09:56.000 Yeah, it's obviously about nuclear armaments that are going on at the moment.
00:09:59.000 Really interestingly as well, looked into this, in the decades leading up to Russia's invasion of Ukraine, the U.S.
00:10:04.000 unilaterally withdrew from several arms control treaties with Russia, including the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty, you would think that might be quite important, the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty, and Open Skies.
00:10:16.000 So this is something that the U.S.
00:10:17.000 Do we really need this Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty and this Mid-Range Missile Treaty?
00:10:17.000 have been doing.
00:10:24.000 All these treaties are...
00:10:26.000 Get rid of those!
00:10:27.000 What were they really doing?
00:10:29.000 They played this as very much like Moscow has suspended their participation in what they call the New START Treaty, which sounds a bit mental.
00:10:36.000 Obviously, when it was evolved, the New START Treaty, it was like, we're not going to use nuclear, you know, missiles on each other.
00:10:42.000 But now, so Russia have said they'll suspend participation, although they will comply with the limits set by the treaty.
00:10:48.000 So what Republicans are now saying is, We're going to go out of it as well, as well as all those other ones that we've gone out of, you know?
00:10:54.000 So it's looking increasingly like this is going in the wrong direction.
00:10:57.000 Seems to me that that lack of treaties is more likely to lead to an apocalypse than Joe Rogan Inquiring as to whether there might be alternative medicines that could be applied in a pandemic.
00:11:13.000 Obviously we can't go into that while we're still on YouTube.
00:11:15.000 We'll be talking about Bill Gates and Epstein when we're on Rumble.
00:11:19.000 And in fact what we're talking about more broadly is what is called a conspiracy theory these days.
00:11:24.000 What is called right-wing these days.
00:11:26.000 What What are the new mechanics via which alternative narratives
00:11:30.000 and independent media are being shut down?
00:11:34.000 We're looking at that in some detail.
00:11:36.000 Before that though, Boris Johnson, who used to be the Prime Minister of our country, which
00:11:39.000 seems sort of absurd already, has gone to Texas to lobby Republicans to keep arming
00:11:45.000 Ukraine.
00:11:46.000 Now we're talking about what's more likely to cause an apocalypse.
00:11:48.000 Is it Elon Musk saying that Twitter should be a true free speech platform like Rumble,
00:11:54.000 where people can openly discuss varying and opposing political opinions, or is it...
00:12:01.000 Continuing to provoke Russia by arming Ukraine.
00:12:05.000 Of course Ukraine has the right to defend itself.
00:12:07.000 Of course we should be looking for a solution to this problem that doesn't mean the shelling and annihilation of Ukrainian people, their cities and their population.
00:12:16.000 But who benefits from this ongoing arming of Ukraine?
00:12:21.000 Privately many people are saying that it's impossible for Ukraine to win this war and yet Boris Johnson is saying, we've gotta win!
00:12:27.000 We're gonna win!
00:12:28.000 Oh, we're so close!
00:12:29.000 We can almost touch it!
00:12:30.000 But that is not what people are privately saying.
00:12:33.000 In fact, Buddy Boy Texera's revelations were precisely of that nature.
00:12:37.000 The poor sap was revealing in chat rooms across the USA that...
00:12:42.000 There are boots on the ground, Tootsie Boots, down on the floor, in Ukraine, contrary to what we're being told, and in private, people are deeply concerned.
00:12:50.000 And when the news report on Buddy Boy takes air, or what they say, oh, he was a, he was a gun nut, you know, well, he's in the army, what do you want him to be, like a pacifist, who faints at the sight of a gun?
00:13:01.000 Okay, you little maggots, here's a gun!
00:13:04.000 I didn't join the army to be presented with an arm!
00:13:09.000 That's a ridiculous expectation to have.
00:13:11.000 Now, Gareth, what else can you tell me about this lobbying?
00:13:14.000 Well, I think this relates back to that Joe Rogan article.
00:13:17.000 We were just looking at the Daily Beast.
00:13:18.000 So Boris Johnson went over there.
00:13:20.000 So this was a meeting by pro-Ukrainian think tankers.
00:13:23.000 Now, we know about think tanks.
00:13:24.000 That they're often funded in slightly nefarious ways, or certainly lack of transparency about the ways they're funded.
00:13:31.000 It included leading conservative figures, politicians, donors and captains of industry.
00:13:35.000 We don't know what industry that is.
00:13:37.000 One of the things he said was, it will pay off massively in the long run, if you stick with this war.
00:13:41.000 You're backing the right horse.
00:13:43.000 Ukraine is going to win.
00:13:44.000 They are going to defeat Putin.
00:13:45.000 Now exactly with what you just said, One of the things that came out of Teixeira's revelations was that this war won't be over in 2023 and at most only modest gains would be made by Ukraine.
00:13:58.000 Now what's the biggest disinformation in there?
00:14:01.000 Is it Boris Johnson telling lawmakers that Ukraine is going to win this war?
00:14:06.000 Or Joe Rogan doing a podcast?
00:14:08.000 Well, it seems that what's more influential and more likely to have an impact, and one would say a negative impact on people's lives, primarily the lives of Ukrainian people, is the latter.
00:14:18.000 It seems that that is dangerous misinformation.
00:14:21.000 Misinformation, malinformation, disinformation, in spite of attempts to normalise these ideas, is going to remain subjective and remain open to the accusation that what they mean is information that we don't like.
00:14:32.000 OK, so listen, we're going to talk about a subject that's too contentious for us to discuss on the WHO.
00:14:39.000 You know that the WHO's biggest funder, the country of Germany.
00:14:43.000 The second biggest funder? The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
00:14:47.000 A apparent charity, able to give donations second only to the biggest donation available.
00:14:54.000 So we're going to leave YouTube now, we'll be exclusively broadcasting on Rumble,
00:14:58.000 not because we want to convey misinformation or peddle conspiracy theories,
00:15:03.000 but because we want to have an honest, open, inclusive conversation about information
00:15:07.000 that might be detrimental to the ongoing onslaught of establishment power, censorship,
00:15:13.000 surveillance, protest laws, militarized police.
00:15:16.000 These are the things we're interested in.
00:15:18.000 These are the things you're interested in.
00:15:19.000 Click on the link in the description.
00:15:22.000 Join us over there.
00:15:22.000 We're going to first of all talk about a lawsuit accusing the Biden administration of pressuring platforms to censor The vaccine injured.
00:15:30.000 Calling them, ironically, Gareth, anti-vax.
00:15:33.000 One thing you are not, if you've got a vaccine injury, is anti-vax, because you got that injury through a vaccine.
00:15:40.000 I mean, unless these people were anti-vaccine, I don't want a vaccine and inadvertently tripped over in some sort of laboratory, possibly in Wuhan, where a lot of clownish antics appear to go on, a lot of mishaps and a lot of blunders.
00:15:52.000 A Frank Spencer-like environment, I'd call it.
00:15:54.000 Look it up.
00:15:56.000 So what's happening there?
00:15:58.000 Are platforms being pressured to censor vaccine injury reports?
00:16:02.000 This is what this lawsuit is about.
00:16:04.000 challenging the government basically who as we know a lot through the revelations of the twitter
00:16:09.000 files push social media platforms to censor content by people who have claimed that they've
00:16:14.000 been injured by covid19 vaccines so then as you said the lawsuit notes that the plaintiffs are
00:16:19.000 not anti-vaxxers but this is people who had relations who were affected by the vaccine.
00:16:24.000 So Breanne Dressen was reportedly injured by AstraZeneca vaccine while voluntarily participating
00:16:29.000 in the trial. Another plaintiff wasn't affected by the Moderna vaccine but said their 16 year
00:16:35.000 old son died from cardiac arrest and believes it was induced by the vaccine after five days.
00:16:39.000 Now I guess what they're saying is their conversations on twitter and on social media
00:16:45.000 were censored and repressed and called misinformation but often what they were looking for was
00:16:50.000 Sharing personal experiences, exchanging advice, medical research and support with others who were medically harmed by taking the vaccine.
00:16:57.000 That doesn't sound to me at this stage like misinformation.
00:17:01.000 Now we know in this country, now if you were coming from a position of there have been no vaccine injuries, but we know that this is now a business that is starting of people, you know, receiving money for vaccine injuries.
00:17:13.000 So the UK government has paid out four million pounds in the COVID-19 vaccine damages according to official data.
00:17:19.000 31 people have successfully made claims by being severely disabled by the vaccine on behalf of someone who died from the vaccine as of December 2022.
00:17:29.000 So the Office of National Statistics reports 52 deaths caused by the COVID-19 vaccine.
00:17:34.000 So I guess what they're saying is These things have occurred.
00:17:37.000 It doesn't matter at this point how small these statistics are.
00:17:41.000 They are people who have died or been injured.
00:17:44.000 If when people go on to social media to share advice and to share stories, those people are then censored, that doesn't feel right and that's why there's this lawsuit.
00:17:53.000 Seems like there is an overreach when it comes to censorship.
00:17:56.000 Do you agree?
00:17:57.000 Let me know in the chat and the comments.
00:18:00.000 Seems like there's an attempt, almost globally, to create the category of conspiracy theorists, or the category of far-right rhetoric.
00:18:08.000 No doubt there are things that are called conspiracy theories and there is such a thing as far-right rhetoric, but what appears to be happening if the various new bills and legislation around the world that seems to be predicated upon shutting down conversation, whether it's in New Zealand or Australia or the United Kingdom or America, it appears to be about being able to exert control over what can be said and what can't be said.
00:18:32.000 And this is just another example of things that should be able to be discussed being shut down.
00:18:38.000 We know that throughout the pandemic expert voices were silenced because they were at odds with the dominant mainstream narrative of that time.
00:18:47.000 Now when we're talking about conspiracy theories it was becoming clear to me that what it is is a way of making you suspicious of or even dismissive of a story without listening to what's being said.
00:19:00.000 Jeffrey Epstein is, in a sense, a great avatar of this issue, because many people believe that Jeffrey Epstein didn't end his own life in custody, but that his life was ended in custody, particularly and specifically because he has information about powerful people that he could use against them.
00:19:17.000 That is regarded as a conspiracy theory.
00:19:20.000 But now the mainstream media are reporting that Jeffrey Epstein had threatened to blackmail Bill Gates.
00:19:25.000 Now, note that when Bill Gates has spoken about his connection to Jeffrey Epstein, he said, oh, I've just met him a couple of times for dinner or whatever.
00:19:33.000 He's not telling the absolute truth, is he?
00:19:34.000 He's going, oh, Jeffrey Epstein?
00:19:36.000 I hate that guy!
00:19:37.000 He tried to blackmail me for no reason at all recently.
00:19:40.000 Now this is not a story about the salacious aspects of the Jeffrey Epstein case or even the criminal sex offences that he has been convicted of.
00:19:49.000 And it's certainly not an allegation that Bill Gates has done anything other than being threatened with blackmail.
00:19:56.000 We don't know what Bill Gates has done or what he hasn't done.
00:19:59.000 We know though that Bill Gates has incredible power, influence and wealth
00:20:03.000 and now it seems that Jeffrey Epstein threatened to blackmail him.
00:20:06.000 Why is that?
00:20:08.000 Here's the news.
00:20:09.000 No.
00:20:10.000 Here's the effing news.
00:20:11.000 Thanks for watching Zipfuckzine.
00:20:13.000 The news.
00:20:14.000 No, here's the fucking news.
00:20:17.000 Did Jeffrey Epstein try to blackmail Bill Gates?
00:20:21.000 And does the censorship of stories like this and continually hearing them dubbed as conspiracy theories make you think they're more or less likely to be true?
00:20:31.000 Let's have a look at today's story about Jeffrey Epstein's apparent attempt to blackmail Bill Gates.
00:20:38.000 Now, if anything, that shows that Jeffrey Epstein was, this just in, not a good guy.
00:20:43.000 As well as being a convicted sex criminal, he was involved in all manner of nefarious criminal activity, primarily financial corruption, I suppose is a broad way of describing it.
00:20:55.000 But what Jeffrey Epstein seems to have become a lightning rod for is the idea that he had information about some very, very powerful people, and many people believe that his death in custody was not self-inflicted, but was brought about by people who potentially wanted him dead, perhaps because he had all of this information.
00:21:13.000 My personal opinion is when a story like this breaks, there's usually something beneath the surface that's worth investigating.
00:21:21.000 Let's have a look at how the mainstream media are reporting on this story and the increasing tendency to legitimize censorship and to condemn independent media as being either right-wing, far-right-wing or conspiratorial, when in fact it seems like many of the stories have legitimacy and weight to them And they are being called conspiratorial in order to essentially censor them.
00:21:44.000 I think about Jeffrey Epstein, I straight away think philanthropy.
00:21:44.000 Let's have a look.
00:21:46.000 I've got to get some philanthropy done.
00:21:47.000 tells the Wall Street Journal disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein tried to squeeze money out
00:21:52.000 of the tech giant by threatening to expose an alleged affair.
00:21:57.000 Epstein and Gates reportedly met a half dozen times.
00:22:00.000 Gates says it was only to talk about philanthropy.
00:22:02.000 I think about Jeffrey Epstein, I straight away think, philanthropy.
00:22:05.000 I've got to get some philanthropy done.
00:22:07.000 Why not call that convicted pervert?
00:22:10.000 They say that Epstein found out that the Microsoft co-founder had an alleged affair with a young
00:22:15.000 Russian bridge player named Mila Antonova, who reportedly met Gates in 2010 when she
00:22:20.000 was in her 20s.
00:22:21.000 The two sharing a passion for the card game.
00:22:24.000 In a way you could say this is as innocent as Bill Gates potentially was involved with someone while he was married.
00:22:31.000 This is within the remit of ordinary human behavior.
00:22:36.000 I suppose the complexity only comes because if Epstein was trying to extort money from him and Epstein is a convicted sex criminal and Epstein does have financial ties to some pretty powerful people and the list of people that have been on his jet and been to his island does include some pretty powerful players in the CIA, former presidents.
00:22:59.000 It kind of just suggests that that world intersects meaningfully and significantly with a lot of murky Stuff.
00:23:06.000 For those of us that broadly believe that many of our central organisations are corrupt, a story like this one feels like an indication that that sense that we can't trust the government, we can't trust the media, can't trust the deep state, can't trust globalist tyrants, is verified by a story like this.
00:23:24.000 Even though at this point we're still very much in the area of gossip and rumour.
00:23:27.000 Epstein met Antonova three years later and reportedly paid for her to attend software coding school.
00:23:33.000 Then in 2017, the Wall Street Journal reports that Epstein emailed Gates asking to be reimbursed for those costs.
00:23:40.000 Now this came, writes the paper, after Epstein failed to persuade the billionaire to contribute to a charitable fund that Epstein had tried to create with JPMorgan Chase.
00:23:49.000 Very gangster situation.
00:23:52.000 Epstein asks Gates to contribute.
00:23:53.000 Gates refuses.
00:23:55.000 Epstein pays for a young woman's education and then says to Gates, hey, you might want to reimburse me for this education I pay for.
00:24:02.000 Pretty gangster.
00:24:03.000 Seems to me that there's some nefariousness that goes on.
00:24:06.000 Again, people are human.
00:24:08.000 People fall in love.
00:24:09.000 People have affairs.
00:24:10.000 People try to make money.
00:24:11.000 All of these things, I say, are in the remit of ordinary human behavior.
00:24:15.000 When it becomes a problem, I think, is when there are enormous resources that are pulled together.
00:24:20.000 When there are incredible amounts of power pulled together.
00:24:23.000 When you have an individual like Bill Gates who's able to influence through significant
00:24:27.000 donations, the second biggest donations, an organization like the WHO that are able to
00:24:32.000 suggest measures during a pandemic and simultaneously invest in vaccines and medicines and speaks
00:24:37.000 continually publicly about the course of action that entire nations, continents, the planet
00:24:41.000 itself should take.
00:24:42.000 That's not the first time that Bill Gates has done stuff like that.
00:24:45.000 Agriculture on the continent of Africa, across the nation of India.
00:24:47.000 Bill Gates, incredible influence that many people, activists, farmers, intellectuals,
00:24:52.000 philosophers, politicians that are outside of the centralized power unit think has been
00:24:56.000 incredibly dangerous.
00:24:58.000 When someone has as much power and influence as Bill Gates plainly does, then an ordinary
00:25:04.000 thing like an extra marital affair, albeit illicit and morally dubious, becomes something
00:25:09.000 that has more significance if Jeffrey Epstein is able to use it to blackmail Bill Gates.
00:25:15.000 Now all of this becomes a little more intriguing when we appreciate that Jeffrey Epstein died under very unusual circumstances and suddenly it seems plausible to at least consider the possibility that he died as a result of having information about powerful people that powerful people didn't want to have revealed.
00:25:35.000 Now, the Wall Street Journal points out that this gives us some insight into how Epstein operated, writing, when the relationship soured, he could turn against people.
00:25:45.000 We're trying to report on this in a sensible and responsible way.
00:25:48.000 The conspiracy theory around Jeffrey Epstein and his death is this.
00:25:52.000 Oh, Jeffrey Epstein, he had lots of information on very powerful people, so they had him murdered while he was in prison.
00:25:58.000 That's the conspiracy theory.
00:26:00.000 Whereas the non-conspiracy theory, the best call it the mainstream version of events is Jeffrey Epstein was a convicted criminal who for some weird reason had relationships with a bunch of powerful people and then one day he took his own life while in jail full stop the end.
00:26:14.000 Well now it's been revealed that he was blackmailing very powerful people.
00:26:19.000 In this instance it seems blackmailing Bill Gates who has incredible influence even beyond his wealth because of the donations he makes to media groups and health organizations like the WHO but it goes goes beyond that. So the conspiracy theory version, Jeffrey
00:26:33.000 Epstein was killed because he was blackmailing powerful people, seems a bit less
00:26:38.000 conspiratorial by the second, doesn't it?
00:26:41.000 Gates has done his best to minimise his connections to Mr Epstein. I didn't have any business
00:26:44.000 relationship or friendship with him, he told the Wall Street Journal. In fact, beginning
00:26:48.000 in 2011, Mr Gates met with Epstein on numerous occasions.
00:26:52.000 Starting in 2011, Gates had more than half a dozen meetings scheduled with Epstein, including dinners at Epstein's New York townhouse.
00:26:58.000 Documents show.
00:26:59.000 Gates flew on Epstein's private plane from New Jersey to Florida in March 2013, according to flight records.
00:27:05.000 That same month, the two men met in France with an official on the Nobel Peace Prize Committee.
00:27:10.000 Sex Island, I got my charities, now does anybody need a Nobel Peace Prize?
00:27:14.000 Oh, I'd like one.
00:27:15.000 Well, I'm gonna need those school fees.
00:27:17.000 Dean told one former Gates Foundation employee that he knew the Norwegians and could help
00:27:17.000 You want a Nobel Peace Prize, right?
00:27:22.000 Gates win the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts to eradicate polio.
00:27:27.000 You want a Nobel Peace Prize, right?
00:27:28.000 Yeah, because I've been doing my best to get rid of polio.
00:27:31.000 I'm your man, baby!
00:27:32.000 Also, I got a private jet if you fancy a visit to... No, no, no, no.
00:27:35.000 Just the peace prize.
00:27:36.000 Jesus, Jeff.
00:27:37.000 Bill Gates has always led us to believe that he does these things for the sheer love of it.
00:27:40.000 Oh, God, it's so kind of you to try and cure polio.
00:27:43.000 Do you want anything?
00:27:44.000 No, no, no.
00:27:45.000 And thanks for all the help around coronavirus.
00:27:46.000 Do you want anything?
00:27:47.000 No, no, no.
00:27:48.000 Oh, I say nothing, but I wouldn't mind a noble peace prize, and I'm gonna buy some shares in that vaccine.
00:27:52.000 Just in case.
00:27:53.000 The list of Jeffrey Epstein's possible connections now includes America's spy chief, a college president, and a former Obama White House counsel, according to a collection of previously unreported documents that included the convicted sex offender's schedules.
00:28:06.000 The trove of papers obtained by the Wall Street Journal shows meetings between Epstein and several prominent people, including three with William Burns, the director of the Central Intelligence Agency when he was Deputy Secretary of State in 2014.
00:28:16.000 Now the reason we're talking about this, of course, is not Not simply to sensationalize the possible significance of a powerful person that had connections to bankers and people in the deep state and powerful billionaires who he was trying to blackmail as well as being a convicted sex offender, all of these things.
00:28:32.000 I'm interested actually in the way that this is reported on and what constitutes a conspiracy theory.
00:28:37.000 Once again, the conspiracy theory is that Jeffrey Epstein lost his life as a result of the information he had on powerful people that he could leverage against them, therefore he was in some way dispatched with.
00:28:47.000 That's the conspiracy theory.
00:28:48.000 The truth is, oh yeah, there's just this guy, just a businessman and sex offender who's friends with some really, really powerful people who one day it all got a bit too much and he took his own life.
00:28:57.000 And there's weird stuff, like you can't get the camera footage.
00:28:59.000 One time where you can't get surveillance footage of every single moment of everything everyone's doing all the time is when Jeffrey Epstein's being nutted off.
00:29:06.000 I think it's important because the way that the news and information is handled is increasingly changing to some degree because of independent media such as stay free media.
00:29:06.000 Allegedly.
00:29:15.000 All around the world new bills are being introduced to control, censor and shut down information and established media organizations are starting things called like verification units and disinformation and misinformation units.
00:29:27.000 All ostensibly about getting rid of bad information that could hurt you because you're so vulnerable and foolish evidently.
00:29:33.000 But I think it's actually about preventing You having access to a range of information and deciding for yourself what you believe in.
00:29:40.000 Whether this is war, the pandemic, or stories such as this.
00:29:43.000 When you say something's a conspiracy theory, I think what that has to mean is it's completely unfounded and there's no evidence to the contrary.
00:29:50.000 Not the powerful would prefer it if you believed this alternative version.
00:29:54.000 Let me know in the chat what you think.
00:29:55.000 This is just a handful of new censorship bills that are being pushed for in countries around the world.
00:30:00.000 All of them have basically the same agenda, to control the information that you have access to.
00:30:04.000 In the UK, where I am from, the online safety bill enforced through fines of up to £80 million or 10% of annual global turnover.
00:30:11.000 This is an attempt to make platforms responsible for the content that people who use their
00:30:15.000 platform put up, incentivising them to censor.
00:30:18.000 EU Digital Service Act.
00:30:20.000 Violations carry the threat of a fine of 6% of global turnover.
00:30:23.000 It's finding a way to assert control over these platforms and make them ultimately more
00:30:28.000 compliant.
00:30:29.000 Canada, the Online Streaming Act.
00:30:31.000 Up to a $25,000 fine for the first violation made by an individual.
00:30:35.000 Up to a $10 million fine for the first offence by a corporation.
00:30:38.000 In the USA, the Restrict Act.
00:30:40.000 People that violate the proposed rules can be fined up to a million dollars and imprisoned
00:30:44.000 for up to 20 years.
00:30:45.000 In Australia, the Online Safety Act, the penalty for non-compliance is $110,000 for individuals and $550,000 for companies.
00:30:52.000 Of course, new technology of any kind might require regulation and legislation.
00:30:57.000 As we evolve, as society changes, of course new measures need to take place.
00:31:00.000 But what's It's always worth scrutinizing is who is most likely to be affected by these measures?
00:31:04.000 Who's most likely to benefit?
00:31:06.000 Who's most likely to be penalized?
00:31:07.000 When you ask yourself those kind of questions, you can see that they are usually beneficial to powerful and established interests and have a negative impact on ordinary people or people trying to present diverse or opposing or dissenting views.
00:31:20.000 And in our country, the BBC have launched its own verification unit and are presenting it as if it's just like a new form of entertainment, like sports or weather or the Teletubbies.
00:31:29.000 Have a look.
00:31:30.000 Welcome to BBC Verify.
00:31:32.000 Like you said, we are a team of investigative journalists here at the BBC.
00:31:36.000 We are also a new brand and we are a physical location above the newsroom in London.
00:31:41.000 Above the newsroom, just making sure.
00:31:43.000 Ooh, that story's good, but not that one, actually.
00:31:46.000 Jeffrey Epstein?
00:31:47.000 No!
00:31:49.000 No, you didn't!
00:31:50.000 Ukraine war?
00:31:51.000 I didn't think so!
00:31:52.000 Pandemic measures?
00:31:53.000 You'd better not!
00:31:54.000 And the point of the team, as you said, is to verify video, to fact-check, to counter disinformation, and to analyse really complex stories so we can get to the truth of what's going on.
00:32:04.000 Because if you analyse really complex stories, you will discover that that complexity means ranging and occasionally opposing perspectives.
00:32:12.000 It doesn't mean eliminating and combing out information that is detrimental to the interests of the powerful.
00:32:18.000 Elon Musk recently spoke about state-funded media.
00:32:21.000 BBC is state-funded media.
00:32:23.000 It's funded through A tax called the license fee.
00:32:26.000 Everybody in the UK is obliged to pay it at the moment.
00:32:30.000 And they recently received £4.1 million additionally to help them cover the Ukraine-Russia conflict more responsibly and to stop the spread of misinformation and disinformation.
00:32:40.000 Now, if you watch this channel, you'll be aware that we talk frequently about how NATO threatened the former borders of the Soviet Union, which contravenes an agreement, if not a treaty, between the former Soviet Union and the United States.
00:32:54.000 state. We talk often about CIA involvement in a coup in 2014 in Ukraine. We talk about
00:32:59.000 the complex factions within the Ukrainian army. We talk about the military industrial
00:33:03.000 complexes profits. These things are all complex. Now will they be talking about those aspects
00:33:08.000 of the story or will they be looking to eliminate them? So as long as anything that's about
00:33:12.000 verification is objective, that's fine.
00:33:15.000 But how can it be objective when it's funded by the government?
00:33:18.000 How can it be objective when the truth is often contradictory to the aims of the powerful?
00:33:24.000 How can it ever be implemented when so few of us trust the government or trust the mainstream media at all?
00:33:31.000 How can it be objective when what they tell us are conspiracy theories with just a little bit of analysis appear to be ideas that require a little bit of scrutiny and balanced reporting?
00:33:42.000 So there you go, the Jeffrey Epstein-Bill Gates connection is an example of a story that on the surface looks and sounds like a conspiracy theory, but for me it's It's a story that requires looking at.
00:33:54.000 And if you prevent people analysing that story, or looking at that story, or smear people that talk about that, or concoct reasons why people shouldn't be able to talk about it, then that's not censorship in order to protect society.
00:34:06.000 That's censorship in order to protect the interests of the powerful.
00:34:10.000 Whatever went on between Bill Gates and Jeffrey Epstein increasingly looked like it was not nothing.
00:34:15.000 Jeffrey Epstein, based on his actions and his convictions, was plainly a pretty nefarious character.
00:34:21.000 The idea that his death has nothing to do with the fact that he has information on very powerful people is starting to look less and less like a conspiracy theory and more and more like something that's worth looking at.
00:34:32.000 But that's just what I think.
00:34:33.000 Let me know what you think in the chat.
00:34:34.000 See you in a second.
00:34:35.000 Thank you for choosing Fox News.
00:34:37.000 Good day.
00:34:38.000 No.
00:34:38.000 Here's the fucking news.
00:34:40.000 Sometimes it feel like the world ain't very nice.
00:34:45.000 But football is nice.
00:34:47.000 Welcome to Football is Nice with me, Russell Brand and Gareth Roy where we talk about top
00:35:01.000 flight European football and the cultural phenomena that surround it, recognising that
00:35:06.000 world sport provides a framing in which we can discuss relationships, power, tribalism,
00:35:12.000 unity, duty and honour, victory and loss, as well as Erling Haaland and potential
00:35:19.000 hues of the tip of his reproductive organ.
00:35:23.000 Nothing is excluded here.
00:35:25.000 You might be an American thinking, I don't know what colour Erling Haaland's reproductive organs summit is.
00:35:31.000 And the truth is that neither do we.
00:35:34.000 Neither does anyone but him.
00:35:36.000 We can speculate.
00:35:37.000 No one can stop us speculating.
00:35:40.000 He's beautiful, isn't he?
00:35:40.000 Can they?
00:35:41.000 There he is.
00:35:42.000 If you're watching this now, which you can do if you are a member of our locals community, or if you're watching us on Rumble, he's in his Silken City gym jams now.
00:35:53.000 Who's that clasping at him with a long finger like that?
00:35:56.000 That's a hell of a long finger that person's got.
00:35:59.000 Who's he out with?
00:36:00.000 E.T.?
00:36:00.000 I've never seen that finger's almost up to his elbow.
00:36:03.000 He's been clasped at the wrist, but the finger's halfway up to his armpit.
00:36:06.000 When people wear outfits like that, it's because they're really good at what they do.
00:36:10.000 Usually, isn't it?
00:36:11.000 It's when they're so good at what they do that they can just wear anything.
00:36:14.000 Have you noticed, Gal, the very conventional shirt you've got on today?
00:36:17.000 Come on!
00:36:18.000 I've got a dog lead on!
00:36:20.000 I'm crackers!
00:36:20.000 Look at me!
00:36:21.000 Titty poops!
00:36:22.000 Spearing down on dead planet!
00:36:24.000 We've got a lot of things to talk about this week because, of course, the season is at...
00:36:28.000 It's conclusion or some would say it's arse end.
00:36:32.000 There will be some relegations.
00:36:33.000 Everton, Leicester or Leeds still might get relegated from the top flight.
00:36:39.000 What's that 84%?
00:36:40.000 What's that 90%?
00:36:41.000 Is that the percentage or the chance of it?
00:36:42.000 I think the chance.
00:36:43.000 That don't mean nothing, does it?
00:36:45.000 Because, like, what can happen is, is that if Everton don't win and Leicester and Leeds win, well, in fact, Leicester and Leeds, one, they can win and still go down.
00:36:54.000 Yeah, of course, if Everton win, then that's it.
00:36:56.000 If Everton win, they're out.
00:36:58.000 Leicester and Leeds could win and still be out.
00:37:00.000 Because one of those two, well two of those three have to go down.
00:37:03.000 That's the simple beauty of our sport.
00:37:05.000 Sometimes I think American sports are amazing with their drafts and that.
00:37:09.000 You're too good.
00:37:10.000 Like early in Ireland, in a draft system, we'd be playing where?
00:37:14.000 Southampton, probably.
00:37:15.000 He'd be playing at Southampton, and that would really mix stuff up down at the Saints, but in our system, he goes to Manchester City, the best club with the most money.
00:37:24.000 And they keep winning.
00:37:25.000 Backed by a state.
00:37:26.000 Forever.
00:37:27.000 Let's have another one, and another one, and another one, and another one.
00:37:30.000 I mean, like, this is, I suppose, yeah, the challenges, and I don't begrudge Man City fans their... No, of course.
00:37:36.000 Actually, I begrudge them a bit.
00:37:38.000 I begrudge Man City fans their happiness.
00:37:41.000 Because I'd like to feel happy one day, and they currently do.
00:37:46.000 But the fact is that, at the moment, they're an unstoppable footballing force.
00:37:51.000 Well, they're happy now.
00:37:52.000 Imagine how happy they could be in a couple of weeks' time, if they get the treble.
00:37:55.000 I mean, that's something that, actually, I was going to ask you.
00:37:58.000 Did you think you would see the treble happening again?
00:38:01.000 I think after United did it, I kind of thought, we're not going to see that.
00:38:05.000 I'm always expecting a treble.
00:38:07.000 When Liverpool done the double in, I think, was it 1986 when West Ham should have won the league, I used to, I was thinking, people should do things like that.
00:38:16.000 They should.
00:38:17.000 That's what I thought they should be doing.
00:38:18.000 I thought that's what we're trying to do.
00:38:19.000 In fact, I remember thinking, like, that people shouldn't, like, say, right, look, this is what I think.
00:38:24.000 I love this item.
00:38:24.000 I remember thinking.
00:38:26.000 I remember thinking this.
00:38:27.000 In a World Cup, like, say Argentina won the World Cup, but then they lose to, like, Japan or someone at some point.
00:38:31.000 Yeah, it was that, wasn't it?
00:38:32.000 I think they should be struck off.
00:38:34.000 Strike them off!
00:38:34.000 I think.
00:38:35.000 And if you are Argentinian, like Nick Orton, my friend, what can you say to... How do you... How can you ever counter my argument that you are not the best football team in the world if you lost to Japan?
00:38:47.000 Got it.
00:38:48.000 You're not.
00:38:49.000 Japan beat you.
00:38:50.000 Sure.
00:38:50.000 11 a side, 90 minutes.
00:38:53.000 They won.
00:38:54.000 Yeah, I can see this warped logic of yours, but... It's not warped, it's brutal, blunt, and lacking in nuance.
00:39:01.000 But then they won everything else, though.
00:39:03.000 I guess it's a bit like the way Man City, when they drew 1-1 with Forest earlier in the season... Shrike them off!
00:39:08.000 And then they changed their tactics completely and put John Stones into the midfield, and then they just won forever after that.
00:39:16.000 I don't agree either, if I may say, with moving people's position around.
00:39:21.000 It's unbelievable what's going on now.
00:39:22.000 John Stones, he's a centre back, he's good looking.
00:39:25.000 Ever so good looking.
00:39:26.000 Remember there was a bit where Everton didn't sell him.
00:39:28.000 Money can't buy you Stones, sang the Everton fans.
00:39:31.000 Money can't buy you Stones, but it can.
00:39:34.000 And did buy you stones.
00:39:36.000 It also bought you Calvin Phillips, it's bought you Erling Haaland.
00:39:39.000 Look, we've got friends that are City fans, of course we have, and them City fans have endured long years of humiliation and wilderness outside the top flight.
00:39:47.000 In fact, when Coventry last got relegated, they were relegated alongside Man City.
00:39:53.000 And Coventry could be back in the top flight, Coventry or Luton.
00:39:56.000 I'm hoping for Luton as you know, because Luton are such a, no disrespect Luton fans,
00:40:01.000 such a bastard club.
00:40:02.000 Like if Luton, it's like Luton, it's too mental to have Luton.
00:40:08.000 What that is, is Man City is the apple line, it is the sun god, best exemplified by the
00:40:14.000 mighty Nordic, red-hued, cocked Erling Haaland.
00:40:18.000 Sure.
00:40:19.000 Luton, that is Dionysian.
00:40:21.000 That's berserker energy.
00:40:22.000 Like, letting that loose in the top flight.
00:40:25.000 I'm not talking about crowd trouble and those kind of things, which are very serious issues.
00:40:29.000 Except for Knowlsey!
00:40:31.000 Except for Knowlsey!
00:40:32.000 The West Ham fan!
00:40:34.000 Knowlsey!
00:40:35.000 Yes he can!
00:40:36.000 Protect the West Ham families from AZD!
00:40:39.000 Aardvark, or whatever they're called.
00:40:40.000 He can protect them!
00:40:40.000 That's right.
00:40:42.000 Oh, nosy!
00:40:43.000 He stood at the top because West Ham, of course, won their semi-final against AZ Alkmaar.
00:40:49.000 The team that had to be made up as a result of only getting A's in a game of Scrabble.
00:40:54.000 And I don't think they're in Amsterdam and they play against A-Axis.
00:40:57.000 Too many A's to have.
00:41:00.000 Like, when the...
00:41:01.000 AZ Akhmar fans breached the friends and family section in the semi-final of the Europa Conference
00:41:08.000 League where West Ham of course triumphed. Nolzi, a West Ham fan, stood between the black hooded
00:41:15.000 Akhmar fans and the families of West Ham players and the West Ham players also got stuck in as
00:41:21.000 well. This is a complex thing. Look, I'm going to say this.
00:41:24.000 Everyone, you know, everyone condemns violence of all types.
00:41:27.000 Violence is bad.
00:41:28.000 As you know from my brilliant item, Brandy on Gandhi, I love non-violence.
00:41:32.000 I love it, I love it, I love non-violence.
00:41:34.000 But people, when they talk about football violence, I think they overcompensate and don't include that it is a bit exciting when something happens.
00:41:43.000 As long as no one gets hurt.
00:41:44.000 I'm not talking about people getting hurt, people dying.
00:41:46.000 People getting hurt and dying, that's its own category.
00:41:48.000 It's bad if that happens as a result of a peanut allergy or any reason.
00:41:51.000 People dying is He's bad.
00:41:53.000 Not so many of those in football matches.
00:41:55.000 Could happen, though, if you were to sprinkle... Instead of, like, doing a, like, pulling a thing, like, oh, we sack the board on an aeroplane thing, like they do sometimes, you know?
00:42:04.000 Right.
00:42:04.000 Like, people do a process.
00:42:05.000 They really think that's effective.
00:42:06.000 Right, get a plane, put it up there, sack... We've exhausted all other possibilities.
00:42:11.000 Glazers out.
00:42:13.000 Like, oh, like, like, it's... Now let's fly across the stadium.
00:42:16.000 Yeah.
00:42:17.000 Glazers out.
00:42:19.000 All right, let's just sit back and wait for those glazers to give up the billions of pounds of debt that they've shraddled Man United with.
00:42:27.000 It's not going to make any difference at all.
00:42:29.000 If instead of doing that, though, they just sort of sprinkle peanuts down.
00:42:33.000 It would eventually have an impact.
00:42:34.000 That's terrorism, isn't it?
00:42:36.000 Yeah.
00:42:38.000 Against people that have got peanut allergies or strawberries, they're the two things to go for, in terms of allergies, anyway.
00:42:44.000 Nolzi, though, he would punch those peanuts straight back into the sky.
00:42:48.000 Let's have a look at Nolzi doing what he does best.
00:42:50.000 If you're listening to this as a podcast, well done.
00:42:52.000 If you want to see it in full, watch it on Rumble or indeed Locals.
00:42:55.000 Let's check out Nolsi.
00:42:57.000 Crowd cheering.
00:43:02.000 That looks like hooliganism, but it's hooliganism for good, because Nolsi is a geeky...
00:43:08.000 He's like Gandalf!
00:43:10.000 Thou shall not pass, or whatever it is.
00:43:12.000 Yeah.
00:43:12.000 Mm.
00:43:13.000 No, it's really impressive.
00:43:14.000 I mean... He's good at fighting.
00:43:16.000 He's swinging them haymakers.
00:43:17.000 It's one of those moments where, because I was watching the game, we were texting each other watching it, it was obviously amazing.
00:43:22.000 I thought West Ham did brilliantly, defensively, they were brilliant, and that goal at the end was just the icing on the cake.
00:43:27.000 It was such an amazing... Captured it all for Nolzi's brilliant goal.
00:43:29.000 It was fantastic.
00:43:30.000 And then obviously like the jubilation, the elation of the West Ham players.
00:43:33.000 I love listening to the Coles, both of them doing the punditry.
00:43:37.000 They're so brilliant together.
00:43:38.000 Joe Cole and Colton Cole, both former West Ham players.
00:43:41.000 Joe Cole, a brilliant, brilliant play out.
00:43:43.000 Alex Ferguson famously would always ask the incumbent manager of West Ham, whoever it was over that period, Harry Redknapp, most likely, oh how's young Joe Cole getting along?
00:43:51.000 Joe Cole of course went to Chelsea and I get the sense that he prefers Chelsea because like you know when you see him on other stuff, You can tell the players that have played for numerous clubs have one that's their special club.
00:44:00.000 Many people that I know that Everton fans don't like Gary Lineker on match of the day because he don't mention Everton enough.
00:44:04.000 He never mentions them.
00:44:05.000 He only mentions Leicester and Spurs a bit.
00:44:09.000 Don't mention Everton!
00:44:10.000 That's when he got that great goal haul that led to him going to Barcelona.
00:44:13.000 Don't mention Everton.
00:44:14.000 And I get the idea that Joe Cole might like Chelsea.
00:44:17.000 But, like, Colt Cole went the other way.
00:44:18.000 He came from Chelsea to West Ham.
00:44:20.000 Beloved by the West Ham fans.
00:44:21.000 Been a guest on Football is Nice.
00:44:22.000 It was great when he came here.
00:44:23.000 We love Colton.
00:44:24.000 Oh, love him so much.
00:44:26.000 And, like, their chat afterwards was amazing.
00:44:28.000 They both called each other Coley.
00:44:29.000 Yep, both Coley.
00:44:31.000 Like, nothing is Coley!
00:44:32.000 What?
00:44:33.000 I don't know about that, Coley!
00:44:34.000 It's nice, isn't it?
00:44:35.000 So nice.
00:44:36.000 That is nice.
00:44:36.000 Because some people are going, hang on, you can't both be.
00:44:38.000 They're going, why not?
00:44:39.000 I'm Coley, he's Coley!
00:44:41.000 What's wrong with that?
00:44:42.000 We're just a couple of Coleys!
00:44:43.000 What, you can't take too many Coleys?
00:44:47.000 Whoever bought those two for the first time deserves a pay rise.
00:44:50.000 It's brilliant.
00:44:51.000 And Coley, I'm talking about Colton Cole, he still works at West End, doesn't he?
00:44:55.000 I think he's part of it.
00:44:56.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:44:56.000 You said something he was telling us.
00:44:58.000 Yeah.
00:44:58.000 What I really liked in this analysis, three, three, three, the Lord is with us, what I really liked in this analysis is that, er, like that joke, like that, the joke I was going, it's disgusting, it's pathetic, this violence is disgusting, it's pathetic, it's disgusting, because you've got to condemn violence.
00:45:11.000 Of course.
00:45:11.000 You've got to really go overboard with it, condemning the violence and everything.
00:45:14.000 And then Carlton Cole, trying to describe his own emotional state.
00:45:18.000 He's so amazing.
00:45:18.000 Yes.
00:45:19.000 I don't know what to feel!
00:45:20.000 At one point he goes, I'm elated!
00:45:22.000 I just want to feel normal again!
00:45:22.000 I'm angry!
00:45:24.000 He says something like he wants to feel normal.
00:45:26.000 Like someone who's just took too many drugs and scared himself a bit.
00:45:30.000 Yeah.
00:45:30.000 Like, which I have done.
00:45:31.000 Yeah, and then had to go onto the television to describe how they were feeling rather than being in a bedroom on
00:45:36.000 their own.
00:45:37.000 Here you go, do this LSD.
00:45:38.000 Do this MDMA.
00:45:39.000 You're live in front of millions!
00:45:41.000 All right, I can dem all the violence!
00:45:43.000 West Ham just won!
00:45:45.000 I wanna go home!
00:45:46.000 I just want to go to bed!
00:45:48.000 He's so authentic, isn't he?
00:45:50.000 I think that's what's so beautiful about it.
00:45:52.000 You watch them both, and Joe Cole obviously has always had that about him.
00:45:55.000 He's obviously a brilliant pundit.
00:45:57.000 And then Carlton Cole, he just says exactly what he thinks.
00:45:59.000 It's wonderful to Yeah, when he came on our show, and let us know in the chat, in the comments, who your cult heroes are.
00:46:04.000 He qualifies as a West Ham cult hero, definitely.
00:46:07.000 Like, that means to say, it's obvious to admire players that have scored great many goals, or they're sort of recorded and registered heroes of your club or sports team.
00:46:15.000 But a cult hero is someone who has this sort of odd, you have this odd affinity with.
00:46:19.000 Carlton Cole, when we told, like, the West Ham anthem for him was, Carlton, Cole, Cole!
00:46:26.000 Always believe in your soul, you're indestructible.
00:46:29.000 Like, when we told you about it, guys, I liked it when they sang that, because, like, it says that I've got to believe in me soul, and I am indestructible.
00:46:35.000 Like, he's actually took it to his heart, didn't he, that?
00:46:38.000 And you can see this in this little bit of, uh, coverage.
00:46:41.000 Joe, I know how pleased you are for your former club to see them in a major European final, but distasteful scenes at the full-time whistle.
00:46:50.000 People at home haven't seen what happened.
00:46:51.000 Can you describe what you... They won't show it.
00:46:53.000 Like when someone comes on naked.
00:46:55.000 Another thing they won't show.
00:46:56.000 They should show that!
00:46:56.000 That's when I got worried, actually, watching this.
00:46:59.000 Uh-oh, is this serious?
00:47:00.000 That's exactly that.
00:47:01.000 Because you knew something was happening, like you do with, as you say, when someone strips.
00:47:05.000 But when they weren't showing, I was like, oh no, this is going to turn from, like, elation to tragedy.
00:47:10.000 Isn't it mad that, like, they've obviously gone, don't show streakers or pitch invaders, because it encourages them, and we've got more.
00:47:16.000 Point is, like, a mass murder at a school.
00:47:19.000 Yeah.
00:47:19.000 Show that, though.
00:47:20.000 As much of the details of the- Glorify that!
00:47:23.000 As much as we can.
00:47:23.000 Make them sound like they're someone from the Matrix.
00:47:25.000 Yeah, so that people will copy them.
00:47:27.000 Yeah, like, that's much worse.
00:47:28.000 As is an actual thing.
00:47:29.000 Crowd violence is obviously bad.
00:47:31.000 All forms of violence is bad.
00:47:32.000 You don't need a separate category for it.
00:47:34.000 Violence.
00:47:35.000 Right, but like... Yeah, as we've said before, streaking... That's good!
00:47:35.000 Bad.
00:47:39.000 Well, it's not like thousands of people lined up to streak if they see someone do it.
00:47:44.000 It's good!
00:47:45.000 Like, like, I see it in a category of, like, when a dog comes on, or a balloon, like a balloon too near the ball, like, oh no, he's gonna be a bit confused!
00:47:52.000 Which one's he gonna kick?
00:47:52.000 Like Edison, or somebody who's very serious, and then they have to sort of, well, they're gonna have to deal with this balloon, maybe someone will pop it or something.
00:47:57.000 That's probably the only way Man City are ever gonna lose again.
00:47:59.000 A balloon beat...
00:48:01.000 It confused him.
00:48:03.000 He saw it as too weak and gaseous, filled with the wrong sort of fuel.
00:48:08.000 He likes things that are backed by oil!
00:48:10.000 Mighty oil!
00:48:12.000 Yeah, like, God knows what it's going to take to disrupt that juggernaut.
00:48:18.000 I see it as just gin or chaos, a streak.
00:48:20.000 Let's condemn violence again.
00:48:21.000 But nudity, someone runs on in the nud, well done you!
00:48:24.000 Right.
00:48:25.000 Chilly.
00:48:26.000 And they can never think of what to say, as well, when it happens.
00:48:29.000 They don't know what to do.
00:48:30.000 Oh, no, that's... That's just stupid!
00:48:33.000 That's pathetic!
00:48:34.000 Oh, dear.
00:48:35.000 That's... Oh, that's worse than... For God's sake!
00:48:38.000 No, it's Joe Cole.
00:48:39.000 I love Joe Cole.
00:48:40.000 He's a brilliant player.
00:48:41.000 He's a brilliant bloke.
00:48:42.000 I think he's in my phone somewhere.
00:48:43.000 Love him.
00:48:43.000 But, like... Name drop.
00:48:45.000 He's not living in there.
00:48:46.000 He's got his own life outside of it.
00:48:47.000 He's in there with old Jay-Z and the guys.
00:48:50.000 I live in the Vida Loco.
00:48:51.000 And him.
00:48:51.000 He's in there.
00:48:52.000 I love the lot of them.
00:48:52.000 Ricky Martin.
00:48:54.000 Um, like, so, but let's see what, uh, let's see what he says, but Carlton's is well funny.
00:48:59.000 It's absurd, Jules, you know, you know.
00:49:01.000 Absurd?
00:49:02.000 Ridiculous grown men, you know, turn out, azed out my fans, attacking the West Ham fans where the families were sitting and our friends and colleagues were sitting.
00:49:12.000 Families.
00:49:13.000 The players know they're there.
00:49:13.000 He says families.
00:49:15.000 The players were trying to get involved to break up.
00:49:18.000 I've seen a little bit of it.
00:49:18.000 They were doing all right.
00:49:20.000 Mikael Antonio, I don't want to mess with that dude.
00:49:24.000 Even during a football match, he looks like he's going to snap someone's spine in half from a corner.
00:49:29.000 He's massive.
00:49:30.000 He asses goalkeepers in the midriff to their detriment, Mikael Antonio.
00:49:35.000 And then I see Benrahma getting involved.
00:49:39.000 I'm surprised by that.
00:49:40.000 There's some footballers... What, because he dyes his hair?
00:49:43.000 Yeah, and he's quite thin.
00:49:44.000 Those are, like, there's some footballers... No, but it's their families, Ross.
00:49:47.000 That's the thing, like, you would, if any of us would do this, that's the thing, they rush across.
00:49:50.000 Right, this isn't about, like, oh, Uzada, Razor, Radical, Robbie Savage or Vinnie Jones.
00:49:54.000 No, no, no.
00:49:55.000 Like the old school, self-styled hard men, Paul Ince, Keane, Vieira.
00:50:00.000 This is more like, my family!
00:50:01.000 Yeah, of course.
00:50:02.000 My family are under attack!
00:50:04.000 You've got to have a look at UA for things like that, you know, and AZ out more, to a certain degree, because...
00:50:09.000 Coley though, West Ham through and through.
00:50:11.000 You've got to look at AZ Alkmaar and FIFA.
00:50:13.000 It's like really, it's not West Ham.
00:50:15.000 Yeah, good on him.
00:50:15.000 We had the same incidents at Frankfurt last year.
00:50:18.000 And Frankfurt, they're bastards.
00:50:19.000 It gets a slap on the wrist.
00:50:21.000 You know, you've got to be more than a slap on the wrist!
00:50:24.000 You get AZ Alkmaar fans turning up with balaclavas, going there, throwing punches and throwing hands.
00:50:30.000 You know, football's for family.
00:50:31.000 We should be inclusive for everybody.
00:50:33.000 It was just ridiculous.
00:50:34.000 And the players, rightfully so, concerned.
00:50:37.000 Families over there.
00:50:38.000 Families?
00:50:40.000 Rightfully.
00:50:40.000 You know, friends, maybe kids over there.
00:50:43.000 Absolutely ridiculous in the modern game, and the men that do it and turn up at it, completely pathetic.
00:50:48.000 Football is an emotional game, Carlton, but you do not want to see these types...
00:50:54.000 Carlton's having to get his head together for this.
00:50:56.000 Serious face.
00:50:57.000 He actually conveys it quite brilliantly in retrospect.
00:51:00.000 Because, like, there's been too many things have happened in a short period of time.
00:51:04.000 West Ham have reached the European final, there's been crowd disturbances, players have got stuck in to protect their families, and now they're on the television.
00:51:13.000 It is too much, isn't it?
00:51:14.000 I wouldn't know what to say.
00:51:15.000 Well, let's see how Coley handles it.
00:51:17.000 The scenes at full time and also it seemed quite unexpected considering it was a game that didn't have much needle in it.
00:51:23.000 There was no need for it.
00:51:26.000 West Ham have come here, done their job, they've not disrespected them in any shape or form.
00:51:31.000 Families are over there.
00:51:32.000 Obviously when the last goal like that goes in from four nil, everyone's elated, everyone's happy.
00:51:39.000 You can't suppress your feelings.
00:51:41.000 It's good.
00:51:42.000 You can't suppress your feelings, because that's a broad analogy.
00:51:45.000 What do you think goes in the earpiece there?
00:51:47.000 I've no idea.
00:51:48.000 I mean, I guess the hard thing about this, for me, is that they were commenting on this as it was happening.
00:51:54.000 It's still sort of going on.
00:51:55.000 So it doesn't... I think this is the thing.
00:51:57.000 It's like a director's commentary of a crowd disturbance.
00:52:01.000 Potentially really quite serious violence.
00:52:05.000 So you can't have the coolness Right.
00:52:08.000 Well, the thing is they're expected to still do that.
00:52:10.000 It's still the same, like, post-match analysis set-up.
00:52:14.000 You know, that's what we're doing.
00:52:15.000 But some chaos is happening.
00:52:17.000 Whereas the actual natural reaction, if you weren't on telly, would be to drop your mics, go over, try and help, give a helping hand or something, or make sure people are alright.
00:52:26.000 So it must be really strange for them to be doing post-match analysis when all this chaos is going on.
00:52:32.000 In a sense, it's like a Stanford experiment, where you're sort of forced to have an unnatural reaction to suffering.
00:52:40.000 And in a way, that starts to expose how much our culture imposes upon us behaviours and norms that are at odds.
00:52:46.000 In fact, civilisation, broadly, is the repression of instincts, which Colton Cole just told us we should not be doing.
00:52:53.000 You can't suppress your emotions.
00:52:54.000 Colton Cole's been clear about that.
00:52:56.000 The families are over there.
00:52:57.000 The families are not going to be over there in the crowd with the other families.
00:53:01.000 Badass, serious West Ham away support.
00:53:04.000 You know, you're family with him.
00:53:07.000 And sometimes, you've just got to understand that.
00:53:09.000 Sometimes, Coley, emotions do take hold of you.
00:53:13.000 And we get that, but Coley... Coley!
00:53:16.000 Emotions do take hold of you, Coley.
00:53:20.000 When there's grown men turning up with balaclavas.
00:53:24.000 Joe Cole settled on that.
00:53:25.000 Hold on a minute.
00:53:26.000 That's premeditated.
00:53:27.000 That's good imagery though, isn't it?
00:53:28.000 You've bought a balaclava to a football match.
00:53:31.000 You don't need that.
00:53:31.000 That's not right.
00:53:33.000 What circumstances?
00:53:34.000 You've got your rattle.
00:53:36.000 You're probably not even allowed the rattle these days.
00:53:36.000 You've got your program.
00:53:38.000 That's a weapon.
00:53:39.000 There's a lot of emotions going on.
00:53:41.000 That's just ridiculous.
00:53:42.000 What are you doing?
00:53:44.000 You're outside a hotel.
00:53:45.000 You're in a black balaclava setting off fireworks.
00:53:49.000 You're a grown man.
00:53:50.000 Chill out.
00:53:50.000 What are they doing? Just chill out!
00:53:52.000 Ha ha ha ha! Just chill out!
00:53:54.000 What are you doing? You're outside a hotel, you're in a black balaclava, sitting on fireworks, you're a grown man.
00:53:58.000 Chill out!
00:54:00.000 I love Carlton Cullen.
00:54:02.000 And I'm sorry, but you wait for after, you know, they have to nail down.
00:54:06.000 out more.
00:54:07.000 You know, for so long, English football's been in the doldrums.
00:54:10.000 People talk about being hooliganism and things like that, but when they come, we don't see things like that in England.
00:54:14.000 We haven't done for a long time in the stadium, you know, and it's other countries in Europe.
00:54:19.000 You know, we get a bad reputation for it, but all I saw there was, was, it was absolutely perfect.
00:54:25.000 So what's funny, I'll tell you about it, is that suddenly, like, your appointed role is to comment, the reason, what did all these people used to do for a living?
00:54:34.000 They're footballers.
00:54:35.000 So what is their area of expertise?
00:54:37.000 Football.
00:54:38.000 What are they discussing now?
00:54:39.000 Social dynamics, the behaviour of crowds, mass psychosis.
00:54:44.000 They're discussing stuff that not many people have anything other than an opinion on.
00:54:50.000 Because it's a complex issue that, as you have alluded to, Gareth, is resourced from social and economic tensions, the ceremonial power of sport.
00:55:01.000 In fact, in a sense, the underlying idea and animating thesis of our podcast is that football,
00:55:08.000 in creating a liminal space, provides the possibility of a type of discourse and analysis
00:55:13.000 that's too broad and complex elsewhere.
00:55:16.000 Once you establish a set of rules, you can start to see things more clearly.
00:55:20.000 Across a culture, there are so many variables.
00:55:22.000 Why is this happening?
00:55:23.000 Why is that happening?
00:55:24.000 Did they do that?
00:55:25.000 And what's the influence of that?
00:55:26.000 It becomes baffling.
00:55:27.000 Disorienting.
00:55:28.000 In football, you can say, right, in this ceremonial space, you've got 11 players, we've got 11 players, and then suddenly there's some order.
00:55:35.000 You know, you can't just pick up the ball and run and throw it in the net.
00:55:38.000 That's not allowed.
00:55:40.000 That's why things that appear like brinkmanship, like...
00:55:44.000 Inequality.
00:55:45.000 And again, at various times you could argue that Man United or Liverpool... Again, the argument is well-worn that you go ad infinitum, but in a sense into the resources of football clubs historically.
00:55:57.000 But I suppose we're at a new point and potentially a tipping point with states backing football clubs.
00:56:03.000 The other thing is that in that ceremonial space is that you get to see David Moyes Like, I think, purge and address repressed feelings of failing right the way back to being appointed Man United manager, brought on by the encounter with Robin Van Persie, who of course played for Moyes there, having been signed by Ferguson and being sort of like the tail end of the Ferguson era.
00:56:28.000 And it made me realise what a part of the ceremonial power is of the sport, and indeed perhaps sport more broadly, that Even though the argument can certainly be made that the Europa Conference League is a third tier European tournament that only has the teams that aren't in the Champions League, aren't in the Europa League, are in that.
00:56:48.000 So what is that?
00:56:50.000 What level are you competing at, really?
00:56:52.000 But nevertheless, because the ceremony ...is all there.
00:56:56.000 Semi-finals, two legs, trophy at the end of it.
00:57:00.000 It works its magic.
00:57:01.000 It works its emotional magic.
00:57:03.000 The point of ceremony is to induce certain states of mind.
00:57:08.000 And so there's been the liturgy at a church, the attendance of a wedding.
00:57:12.000 And because we have so few rituals and ceremonies, it's like we're bereft of even that process.
00:57:17.000 And when you see David Moyes or some of the scenes of elation and celebration in the dressing room after, What you're witnessing is people have accessed a new state, and I think there's something important in that.
00:57:26.000 There's a sort of something in the Torah, or some piece of Judaic literature, that says that in the old times, it was known that you would go down to the woods and you would find the sacred tree, and you would do your ceremony.
00:57:39.000 Then time passed and people died, and they couldn't find the tree anymore.
00:57:43.000 So they just went into the woods and did the ceremony, and it was still okay.
00:57:46.000 Then time passed and people died, and they couldn't remember whether or not you were meant to go to the woods, so they just did the ceremony best they could, but it worked anyway.
00:57:53.000 It's not the particularities of the ceremony, it's ceremony itself that's effective.
00:57:58.000 And I think we live in a culture that is stripping back ceremony itself, stripping back even the concept of belief, the concept of faith.
00:58:05.000 Maybe the powerful institutions, Gareth, that we spend all of our time criticizing, somehow benefit Even from being condemned and criticised in that manner because it contributes to a sort of a nihilistic state of unbelief and sort of diffuse despair.
00:58:21.000 And when you see the impact of ceremony and belief, like if David Moyes believes that that's important, if West Ham fans believe that that's important, if we believe it's important, then it is important, it becomes important and David Moyes is therefore sort of going, you know, I did my best at Man United and we actually got three goals in that quarterfinal.
00:58:37.000 You see him sort of processing stuff He's not doing that when he's walking his dog.
00:58:41.000 I mean, maybe he is, I don't know.
00:58:42.000 Yeah, absolutely right.
00:58:43.000 I mean, what are competitions in general?
00:58:47.000 I mean, you know, obviously it's amazing what Man City have done and five titles in six seasons, but Man City are competing within a limited strata of quality and wealth.
00:59:03.000 So, what you could say is, West Ham's ability to maybe win this final, because of the amount of money that they have compared to, say, Man City, means that it's a greater achievement.
00:59:14.000 I don't know, you know, if you look at Man City, you go, well, how many competitors do they actually have?
00:59:18.000 One, two, three, max?
00:59:20.000 So, they're essentially competing in a competition of four to win the Premier League, and with the Champions League, with maybe, what, six or something.
00:59:28.000 Whereas West Ham with the resources that they have, admittedly more resources than other Premier League teams and certainly European teams, but it's a great achievement.
00:59:36.000 So I guess it's, you can't really see it in kind of the terms of, oh it's not as good as the Champions League or it's not as good as the Europa League.
00:59:45.000 I think you have to re-contextualise it.
00:59:47.000 I suppose otherwise you wouldn't have under 11s football, or different categories of football, you wouldn't have sports for people with different levels of ability, Yeah, I loved seeing Moyes' reaction.
01:00:00.000 Actually, I think Moyes is someone who normally comes out and... I think he's great at doing personality interviews, actually.
01:00:05.000 He's very kind of matter-of-fact.
01:00:06.000 He's pretty honest with his, you know, with his kind of analysis, usually.
01:00:10.000 But I saw a really human side to him after that.
01:00:13.000 It was really beautiful and obviously him and Van Persie had a nice connection and then seeing like Declan Rice comes in and every time I see more of Declan Rice I think what he seems like such a great guy and see the scenes in the dressing room.
01:00:26.000 I loved it for West Ham.
01:00:27.000 I'm definitely I can't you know I really hope that they win it.
01:00:31.000 Shall we have a look at Gary Neville failing to understand the concept of a holiday?
01:00:36.000 Gary Neville is perhaps a head and shoulders above all else, perhaps other than Simon Jordan when it comes to the world of punditry and commentary and offering opinions not only on football but life in general.
01:00:48.000 Do I do this?
01:00:49.000 Sometimes I think I've invented something, but actually that thing's already there and we've all been doing it for ages.
01:00:55.000 Well, not if it's the weekend.
01:00:58.000 Weekend?
01:00:59.000 I was just saying, well, I actually have a different view on that.
01:01:02.000 That doesn't exist, it's just a made-up thing, it's just some words for God's sake.
01:01:05.000 There'll be no retirement!
01:01:07.000 Come on, carry on working!
01:01:09.000 Well, I think we could use AI to keep Gary's body twitching for another couple of months, rattle a couple more aero videos out of him.
01:01:16.000 Let's have a look at Gary Neville, not understanding the concept of a weekend or a holiday.
01:01:22.000 But what you can have is mini retirements during the year, and that's what I try to do.
01:01:25.000 I don't do it very well.
01:01:26.000 So for instance, this weekend...
01:01:28.000 Yeah, that's it.
01:01:30.000 No.
01:01:34.000 Saturday, watch football...
01:01:42.000 Yeah, sort of like that.
01:01:46.000 But they did get there, yeah.
01:01:50.000 That's right, yeah.
01:01:52.000 Saturday, Sunday, it's like the other days, but you're at home with your wife and your kids and that, alright?
01:01:56.000 And then maybe go to Benidorm, Barbados, something like that for a week, go down to the beach.
01:02:01.000 You know, it's gonna be alright, Gary.
01:02:03.000 I'm going to Spain, Friday till Monday morning.
01:02:06.000 morning.
01:02:08.000 That is a weekend!
01:02:08.000 It's an actual weekend!
01:02:09.000 Who invented that?
01:02:10.000 I call that a mini-retirement.
01:02:12.000 Mini-retirement?
01:02:12.000 Hang on, mate, I'll tell you what I'm doing now.
01:02:14.000 I'm doing a fucking mini-retirement here.
01:02:17.000 Started Friday, it's gone on Monday though, back to work, so it's like a mini-retirement, but it's like the circle, circle of life, like fucking Lion King.
01:02:23.000 I'm gonna write this down for Elton John.
01:02:26.000 So, that's a weekend.
01:02:28.000 It's a mini-retirement.
01:02:28.000 It's a weekend.
01:02:29.000 It's where I basically can say... Ignored it!
01:02:31.000 Some of the blokes just told him, that's a weekend, mate.
01:02:34.000 That's called a weekend.
01:02:35.000 Yeah, no, mini-retirement.
01:02:37.000 Three days, I'm there, and I'm basically taking it, you know, I don't think about work, you know, I will, but... That's a weekend!
01:02:45.000 I won't think about work.
01:02:46.000 Oh, shit, I better get that done Monday, though.
01:02:48.000 Thinking about it.
01:02:49.000 Oh, I wonder what I should probably pull that for.
01:02:50.000 If I text him now... That's a weekend!
01:02:52.000 Maybe he's... I think Gary... Gary Neville is lining up a new, uh, vacation business called Neville's Mini Retirement Plans.
01:02:58.000 Mini Retirements.
01:02:59.000 Right, what we got is Mini Retirements.
01:03:01.000 Like when he had them homeless people staying... He has got a hotel.
01:03:03.000 Yeah.
01:03:04.000 He's got a hotel.
01:03:05.000 Oh!
01:03:06.000 I was angry about that.
01:03:07.000 I know you were.
01:03:07.000 Because I stayed at his hotel.
01:03:08.000 And he wasn't there.
01:03:09.000 Because I was in the car driving there.
01:03:11.000 My wife goes, what are you thinking about now?
01:03:13.000 Because she said I looked unusually wistful.
01:03:15.000 And she goes, what are you thinking about?
01:03:17.000 I'm just imagining that when we get to the hotel, Gary Neville will be there to meet us.
01:03:22.000 And that he's going to go, alright mate.
01:03:24.000 And I was actually imagining all the things that he was going to say.
01:03:26.000 And these were those things.
01:03:27.000 Go on.
01:03:28.000 Hi mate, I'm so glad you've come to my hotel to enjoy a mini-retirement with us and our mini-retirement team here at Neville Hotels.
01:03:35.000 I love what you're doing for society, by the way.
01:03:37.000 You've really put your neck out, put your neck on the line, mate, and you're saying a lot of things that really need to be said.
01:03:41.000 It'd be my honour to have you down at the Southford.
01:03:43.000 In fact, you can have the box.
01:03:45.000 We've got a box there.
01:03:45.000 Bex is coming, actually.
01:03:47.000 Everyone's gonna really make much of you and celebrate.
01:03:49.000 And that's what I was thinking to myself as I was driving out to Manchester, and when I got there, there was no-one there.
01:03:53.000 It's just people that worked at the hotel that had to be there, mandated by the economic necessity of taking those jobs, and nothing.
01:04:00.000 Didn't see Gary Neville.
01:04:01.000 Were they working on their mini-retirements?
01:04:03.000 They were always, yeah.
01:04:04.000 Mind you, who'd been on the top floor?
01:04:06.000 Who's the Divock Origi that's been up on the top floor?
01:04:11.000 That's why I couldn't have it.
01:04:12.000 Because Divock Origi's been up there.
01:04:14.000 Super Sub Divock Origi.
01:04:16.000 Something like you to take that.
01:04:17.000 I weren't happy about it, to tell the truth.
01:04:19.000 I go, when's Divock Origi going to go?
01:04:21.000 He's going to Milan in a couple of months.
01:04:25.000 He's a cult hero apparently.
01:04:28.000 We'll get rid of him.
01:04:28.000 He's a good example of a cult hero.
01:04:30.000 Very good example.
01:04:31.000 Tell us your cult heroes and we'll... I don't know what we'll do.
01:04:33.000 We might ignore it.
01:04:34.000 No, we won't ignore it.
01:04:34.000 We'll celebrate it if you give us a good reason why they're a cult hero and all that kind of thing.
01:04:37.000 We don't mean David Koresh!
01:04:39.000 From Waco, my cult hero is David Koresh.
01:04:42.000 He started a Christian sect based on the branch Davidians.
01:04:44.000 Sadly, it ended in a massacre, including the deaths of, well, a lot of people died.
01:04:49.000 76 people died.
01:04:50.000 Oh, that's ridiculous.
01:04:52.000 That's pathetic.
01:04:52.000 I mean, what I've done, Coley, right, is the FBI, they've started off by playing, like, high-pitched siren noises, then they've rolled tanks in, Coley, and it's nice, Why did they need that amount of ammunition, Coley?
01:05:03.000 What do you think?
01:05:03.000 Well, I don't know, mate.
01:05:04.000 It seems like they could have, like, solved that problem through diplomacy.
01:05:07.000 You know, what they're trying to do, really, is establish a precedent for, like, if anyone tries to stand up against state authority, it's legitimate to use violence against them.
01:05:14.000 What's the brunt of it?
01:05:15.000 Is it really a fortress, Coley?
01:05:16.000 What do you think?
01:05:16.000 Or do you think it was normally just a house?
01:05:18.000 It's just actually a house.
01:05:19.000 I mean, like, you can use the word, like, fortress to make something seem like a legitimate military target, when in fact it's just a house.
01:05:24.000 I mean, it didn't have any fortifications or munitions.
01:05:27.000 I mean, in fact, all it had was a few rifles that were there legally, because guns aren't legal in this country, Coley.
01:05:31.000 Thanks, Carly.
01:05:32.000 Alright.
01:05:33.000 Okay, Coley and Coley will be back next week, where they'll be discussing, uh, maybe that Exxon or something like that, you know, the oil spill.
01:05:40.000 Would be good, wouldn't it?
01:05:41.000 Something like that.
01:05:41.000 Let's just finish up.
01:05:43.000 Gary Neville, in this still, if you're watching this on Rumble or Locals, he looks a bit agitated and that bloke said, that's a weekend.
01:05:51.000 Sometimes my best ideas come when I'm on these types of trips, but then in six weeks... Types of trips!
01:05:56.000 Still not accepting these words.
01:05:58.000 Weekend!
01:05:59.000 Holiday.
01:06:00.000 These types of trips that I do, like, between Friday and Monday, or sometimes, like, a week off.
01:06:06.000 Over the Christmas period, I have one of these mini-retirements, where, like, sort of, during the mini-retirement period, we celebrate the birth of, like, this, uh, lad.
01:06:15.000 There's this little lad coming.
01:06:16.000 Apparently, he was the incarnation of a divine spirit, and we, just in my family, this... He's like, are you talking about Christmas?
01:06:21.000 No!
01:06:21.000 No, I don't think so.
01:06:23.000 And over Easter, like, with an odd amalgamation of pagan ideas built around the emergence of nature, like the egg and chicks and rabbits have nothing to do with Christianity, but also the rebirth of Christ.
01:06:33.000 We eat eggs and stuff like that, and I maybe watch the brilliant Russell Brand film, Hop.
01:06:36.000 I've always thought he would win a fight against Tom Hardy.
01:06:40.000 BJJ, bare knuckle, cock wallops, any type of fight, really.
01:06:45.000 Or another mini retirement for five days or four days.
01:06:48.000 Rather than thinking you're gonna stop for six months and No.
01:06:50.000 No, you're not like 70, Gary.
01:06:51.000 That's not all I did, that's a mental breakdown.
01:06:53.000 No, you're not like 70 Gary, we do recognise that you are in your working life.
01:06:58.000 It's the same age as us, isn't it?
01:07:00.000 I'm not going to go off for six months or like, just stop working forever,
01:07:04.000 and go and move to Florida, stay down there in La Boca Vista like Seinfeld's parents,
01:07:08.000 and get that Cadillac off me son, Jerry.
01:07:11.000 Have a sabbatical.
01:07:13.000 That's not probably going to happen with people like you or I, because we just basically don't work that way.
01:07:18.000 So to have lots of mini-retirements during the year is what I've tried to do in the last few years.
01:07:22.000 Ha ha ha ha! Mini-retirements!
01:07:24.000 That's really funny!
01:07:25.000 Like people like you or I. What do you mean like all of us of a particular age group?
01:07:31.000 That's basically what you mean.
01:07:32.000 It's amazing.
01:07:33.000 I feel that Simon Jordan and him have a sort of a tension of like, who's the pundit who does most moves outside punditry.
01:07:40.000 It's because they can both talk about business as well, isn't it?
01:07:43.000 We like that, don't we?
01:07:44.000 It's a new type of football pundit who can do football and the business side.
01:07:48.000 Yeah, football and business.
01:07:49.000 That's all we've got time for here on Rumble, but we're going to carry on with Football is Nice over on Locals.
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01:07:58.000 And of course, you can listen to the whole conversation on the podcast.
01:08:01.000 We'll carry on in Locals in a minute.
01:08:02.000 We'll talk about Big Sam's AI fears.
01:08:06.000 The desire to make sure that football is nice remains connected to the broader cultural and political issues of our time.
01:08:12.000 On tomorrow's show, we've got a special guest, author Laura Doddsworth, talking about how governments weaponised fear during the COVID-19 pandemic, back in familiar territory there.
01:08:19.000 Join us tomorrow, not for more of the same, but for more of the different.
01:08:22.000 Until then, come on you irons, stay free.
01:08:35.000 Switch on.
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01:08:37.000 Man, he's switching.
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