Stay Free - Russel Brand - February 13, 2026


Starmer Under Fire as Rupert Lowe’s Rape Gang Inquiry Opens — SF682


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour

Words per Minute

179.86813

Word Count

10,912

Sentence Count

901

Misogynist Sentences

24

Hate Speech Sentences

25


Summary

Russell Brand talks about paedophile gangs and paedophilia and the rape gang inquiry, and tries to make sense of the idea that paedophiles might be in charge of the UK's paedophile ring, but is it really that bad?


Transcript

00:00:07.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Russell Brand actually trying to bring real journalism to the American people.
00:00:17.000 Hello there you awakening wonders.
00:00:18.000 Thanks for joining me today for Stay Free with Russell Brand.
00:00:21.000 We're going to have a wonderful romp through the glorious news.
00:00:24.000 I mean, I'm trying my best to keep my spirits up because the news is mostly paedophile gangs are having sex with children.
00:00:32.000 Sometimes it's rich international paedophile gangs, you know, like imagine them like an Ocean's 11 style paedophile gangs.
00:00:39.000 George Clooney, I'm not saying actual George Clooney, but he'd be played by George Clooney in Epstein, the movie.
00:00:45.000 Clooney, Pitt, like, who's going to be Hawking?
00:00:49.000 That's going to be one of them proper actors.
00:00:50.000 I tell you where they get Eddie Redmond like that because he played him in the other one, didn't he?
00:00:54.000 Eddie Redmond doing him again.
00:00:57.000 Noam Chomsky being played by who's going to do Noam Chomsky?
00:01:00.000 Probably that lad that was in Lord of the Rings, Vanguard.
00:01:04.000 His name's a bit like Vanguard, Van Kierkegaard, him.
00:01:07.000 Lord of the Rings fella.
00:01:08.000 He's actually meant to be a nice guy.
00:01:10.000 So nevertheless, acting's acting.
00:01:12.000 Anyway, so there's those high-level elite pedos.
00:01:15.000 Then you got your more filthy British pedos.
00:01:19.000 It's a bit like how everything is when you compare it to America and Britain.
00:01:23.000 Like when in America, Trump come out like it's Trump.
00:01:27.000 So cool.
00:01:28.000 There's fireworks, there's golden escalators.
00:01:30.000 Nigel Farage, our version of Trump, he's sort of come out to sort of like that song, jump for your love, like come out of sort of like holiday camp or whatever.
00:01:40.000 And it's all sort of terribly crap and awful.
00:01:43.000 Anyway, even our paedophile gangs aren't cool enough.
00:01:47.000 They're migrant pedoes, Pakistani pedo gangs.
00:01:51.000 And the British MP Rupert Lowe has started a rape gang inquiry.
00:01:56.000 This threatens to bring down the British government, understandably.
00:02:00.000 The government were not popular anyway.
00:02:02.000 The thing they needed, like Olin need, was pedo gangs.
00:02:05.000 They were not a government that was so popular that you'd think, well, pedothang, no problem.
00:02:09.000 It's not Michael Jackson, where it's like, look, friller, bad, dangerous, all words that seem to suggest that Pedophilia might be on the horizon.
00:02:18.000 And let's face it, the guy's a mad genius.
00:02:21.000 Shall we just let him off?
00:02:23.000 This is not that.
00:02:23.000 This is Keir Starmer.
00:02:24.000 And Keir Starmer's version of smooth criminal, Addie, are you okay?
00:02:29.000 Are you okay?
00:02:30.000 Addy, you're the smooth criminal, is not likely to be alluring, is what I would say.
00:02:37.000 So, if you're watching this anywhere other than Rumble, click the link in the description.
00:02:40.000 Come on over to Rumble.
00:02:40.000 If you ain't got Rumble Premium yet, get Rumble Premium now and join us in the comments.
00:02:44.000 Don't just comment on me.
00:02:46.000 Comment on Jake and his sweet eyes.
00:02:48.000 Look how sweet them eyes are there.
00:02:50.000 Look at Massey in some sort of indiscriminate booth like Neo was working in in the first Matrix.
00:02:57.000 Or Beloved Joe.
00:02:58.000 And if you're a person looking for a husband, and that doesn't matter what sex you are, by the way, there's Joe and they're Joe McCann.
00:03:09.000 Yeah, send your comments for all of us and we'll make sure you can follow them all on their various social media accounts and have a look at them there.
00:03:14.000 We'll add that if we've got time and if we care about that sort of stuff, I don't mind.
00:03:17.000 They made no difference to me.
00:03:18.000 I'm already famous and frankly I'm bored of it.
00:03:21.000 So here we go.
00:03:22.000 Here's Rupert Lowe's rape gang inquiry.
00:03:27.000 Isn't it a bit funny actually to have a rape gang inquiry?
00:03:29.000 Like, we're just going to inquire into, because inquiry, it's like, excuse me, we all do rape gangs.
00:03:36.000 Like, inquiry into it.
00:03:37.000 Like, it should be an investigation.
00:03:39.000 But what it is, is it ain't backed by the government because the government were like, well, I don't think there is a rape gang.
00:03:44.000 Shut up.
00:03:45.000 Leave us alone.
00:03:46.000 Which might lead you to suspect that they're somehow involved.
00:03:49.000 But that would make you a conspiracy theorist.
00:03:52.000 Keir Starmer, the current Prime Minister of the UK at time of recordings, this is a tape run.
00:03:58.000 Geez, that dude not got long.
00:03:59.000 What they'll do is they'll drag it out, try and get their shit together.
00:04:04.000 He'll fold up like a deck chair, and they'll trot out what they've got, but they've got nothing in the bank this lot, have they?
00:04:09.000 They've not got like a, hold on, we've got this person to bring out.
00:04:12.000 It's not like when they sold Dar Gleash, or no, it was Kenny.
00:04:17.000 When they sold Kevin Keegan, Liverpool were able to bring in Kenny Dargleish.
00:04:22.000 When they sold Ian Rush, they were able to get John Aldridge.
00:04:26.000 Even your beloved Arsenal, Lose Alan Smith, bring in righty, lose righty, bring in Henri.
00:04:31.000 Like the Labour Party, they have not got no one.
00:04:35.000 They've got nothing.
00:04:36.000 Nothing.
00:04:37.000 I'm racking my brain.
00:04:38.000 Like if that once kid, like Keir Starmer, if Keir Starmer is your Elvis, I do not want to see your Shaking Stevens is what I'm saying.
00:04:48.000 That's a joke that only British people are going to get because we had our own Elvis called Shaking Stevens.
00:04:53.000 And this was, he was alright, really.
00:04:56.000 It was just a Welsh geezer.
00:04:57.000 He was a working class bloke, just trying to make a few quid.
00:04:59.000 But like, you had Elvis, so we go, well, Elvis, is it?
00:05:04.000 Get ready for Shake Stevens.
00:05:05.000 And Shaking Stevens, he was like from Wales and they just had no, I think he played Elvis in the musical show of like, you know, like using all Elvis songs or whatever.
00:05:15.000 And this was in the 80s.
00:05:16.000 And then we're like, we like this Elvis.
00:05:18.000 We'll keep him.
00:05:19.000 And like he had his own songs like Green Door.
00:05:22.000 Find out what's behind the Green Door.
00:05:25.000 Green Door.
00:05:26.000 And it was such like sort of 50s style Bill Haley rock.
00:05:30.000 Hey, what's that music we're hearing?
00:05:32.000 That's rock and roll.
00:05:33.000 Well, I don't like it.
00:05:34.000 That's going to get those kids grooving and a hopping.
00:05:37.000 You know, like sort of sun record style Sam Phillips absolute like tripe.
00:05:44.000 Do they look like him?
00:05:45.000 Yeah, basically.
00:05:46.000 Yeah, but like not as good.
00:05:47.000 Like imagine, like, because that's always the thing.
00:05:49.000 If you're trying to cast someone to play Elvis, Elvis is like some sort of weird crystal of sexual power.
00:05:56.000 You can't cast Elvis.
00:05:58.000 It's like, it don't make sense.
00:06:00.000 It's like Hitler, in it.
00:06:02.000 Like some people have got like so much of what they are that it doesn't make sense.
00:06:07.000 You know, like only the only person who can play them all is that geezer, Michael Sheen, who in Britain plays everyone.
00:06:13.000 We need someone to be Tony Blair, Michael Sheen.
00:06:15.000 We need someone to be Kenneth Williams, Michael Sheen.
00:06:17.000 We need someone to be Brian Clough, Michael Sheen.
00:06:19.000 He's every fucker, this Michael Sheen.
00:06:21.000 He's every fucker.
00:06:22.000 To give him credit, he does a bloody good job of all of them.
00:06:25.000 Like when he plays Kenneth Williams, British comedian, smashes it.
00:06:29.000 When he plays Blair, spot on.
00:06:30.000 Even Clough, which was a stretch, who was a legendary British football coach, legendary, you'd love him.
00:06:36.000 Like Clough, he was like pissed all the time, genius, like just like ran, like teams with no money, like just like out of sheer will and charisma, beat like the best teams, like by being, basically by being rude to them.
00:06:50.000 With all the racial diversity happening in England, this guy's going to lose a job.
00:06:54.000 Yeah, who's Michael Sheen going to play now?
00:06:57.000 You can't play Sam Ayatollah.
00:06:59.000 Can you, mate?
00:07:00.000 That's racist.
00:07:01.000 Can't do that, mate.
00:07:03.000 Anyway, like, listen, we like racial diversity.
00:07:05.000 Anyway, Jake, every so often you claim to be a bit black.
00:07:09.000 And frankly, I'd prefer it if you were.
00:07:12.000 Frankly, I'd prefer it if we were.
00:07:13.000 Anyway, we've gotten sidetracked.
00:07:14.000 The truth of the matter is this.
00:07:16.000 Britain's in a great deal of serious trouble.
00:07:18.000 Facial recognition technology, I tell you about it the whole time.
00:07:21.000 ID, crushing the farmers, messing up the actual food source.
00:07:24.000 Keir Starmer's not a proper prime minister.
00:07:26.000 Anyone can see that.
00:07:27.000 I mean, what is a proper prime minister?
00:07:29.000 Probably one, right?
00:07:31.000 This is what it should be.
00:07:32.000 Any leader should be beholden to and connected with the population, whether that's a population of four people or a population of, in the case of the UK, 60 million people, to them.
00:07:45.000 You should be able to see and feel in their face and their body that they are running your country.
00:07:50.000 And that should probably be, under current conditions, an extraordinarily stressful thing.
00:07:55.000 And when you see dear old Keir Starmer wobbling around in some classroom with his sleeves rolled up, pretending to be normal, it don't look right.
00:08:02.000 They're always doing the same thing.
00:08:04.000 Right, okay, it's been a...
00:08:06.000 Right, right.
00:08:07.000 Like, you can see the planning.
00:08:08.000 You can see it.
00:08:09.000 Just own it.
00:08:10.000 Just own it, Kier.
00:08:11.000 Just say it's been a tough week.
00:08:12.000 It's been a tough week.
00:08:14.000 Right.
00:08:14.000 Now, just say you're here for a bit of a chat.
00:08:16.000 We're here for a bit of a chat.
00:08:18.000 Like, act like a normal person.
00:08:20.000 I act like a normal person, Duak.
00:08:22.000 Do you remember the one where the kid said teamwork makes the dream work?
00:08:26.000 Yeah.
00:08:26.000 And he was like, that's brilliant.
00:08:28.000 That was fantastic.
00:08:29.000 We could pull that out.
00:08:30.000 That was fantastic.
00:08:31.000 He turned up at some sort of school somewhere and the kid went, okay, let's join in.
00:08:35.000 I mean, frankly, the kid's lucky, given that it's a politician, that Keir Starmer joined in with doing a drawing with him and didn't just fuck him on the spot.
00:08:42.000 I mean, we know what's going on these days, but he didn't.
00:08:45.000 So, you know, it comes to something when the best thing you can say about this politician is, well, you know, as far as we know, so far, he's not a paedophile.
00:08:55.000 Well done.
00:08:56.000 Well done.
00:08:57.000 You didn't fuck a child.
00:08:59.000 That's off to you.
00:09:00.000 So you know, this kid goes and like he was doing a drawing with a little kid or whatever and the kid went, teamwork makes a dream work.
00:09:04.000 And Kier Starmer sort of like reacted, reacted as if he'd been handed sort of like some sort of golden orb that was in an insane, like interdimensional key.
00:09:17.000 Teamwork makes the dream work.
00:09:22.000 Well, I suppose a teamwork do make a dream work, don't it?
00:09:25.000 Like the team is working together and now the dream is working.
00:09:29.000 Keir, that's just another cliche.
00:09:31.000 Oh, sorry.
00:09:33.000 Like, doesn't know enough about reality to know the phrase teamwork makes the fucking dream work.
00:09:39.000 Like that, when you hear like any cliches, don't you feel a bit poorly about it?
00:09:43.000 Anyway, let's have a look at this.
00:09:44.000 Without further ado, if you're watching this anywhere other than Rumble, get over here.
00:09:50.000 If you ain't got Rumble Premium yet, get it now.
00:09:52.000 If you want to be smothered in blue ink the entire time, drink this delicious methylene blue or perhaps consider taking it in.
00:09:58.000 I mean, Joe, I'm starting to think taking it in tablet form might be prudent.
00:10:02.000 Yeah, a bit less messy, isn't it?
00:10:04.000 I mean, look, I'm covered in it.
00:10:07.000 It goes like that sometimes.
00:10:08.000 You need a little pipette.
00:10:10.000 Worse things to be covered in.
00:10:11.000 There certainly are, Jake.
00:10:14.000 If the people of Epstein Island were like, I'm covered in methylene blue, you'd go, well, it comes off.
00:10:20.000 Unlike the filthy stains all over your dark, evil souls, which will be there for all eternity, you paedophiles.
00:10:28.000 Although, if they repent, they will be forgiven, but they won't repent because they're actually worshiping Satan.
00:10:35.000 I think it's part of the issue.
00:10:38.000 Probably fundamental to the entire bloody business, actually.
00:10:42.000 Like, they all call themselves things like Prince of Darkness and sort of muck around with it and claim that Pete Segate's not real.
00:10:48.000 And then you find out, oh yeah, it was all real.
00:10:50.000 It's all real.
00:10:51.000 Let's have a look at it.
00:10:52.000 Now, Rupert Lowe is a politician, so, you know, so there you go.
00:10:56.000 He's all right.
00:10:57.000 Jeremy Corbyn, he's all right.
00:10:58.000 And this lady I met before, Caroline Lucas, who ran the Green Party, Danny Bryan, she was alright.
00:11:03.000 All different ones.
00:11:04.000 If they care about the people and the seven of the people, of course they're all right.
00:11:06.000 Look at Thomas Massey.
00:11:07.000 He's a politician.
00:11:08.000 He's alright.
00:11:09.000 So some people are all right.
00:11:11.000 Same with everything.
00:11:13.000 Rape gang inquiries now.
00:11:14.000 Let's focus.
00:11:15.000 Great Yarmouth, if you've ever been there, my word.
00:11:18.000 Great Yarmouth Independent MP Rupert Lowe, I see, he's not even Tory, raised more than 600 grand to launch the rape.
00:11:25.000 You had to fundraise.
00:11:26.000 He had to crowdfund a rape gang inquiry.
00:11:28.000 I mean, do you remember when there used to be things like we're trying to build a play school or like, you know, this, you've got to get like a dialysis machine for this poor kid or whatever.
00:11:37.000 Now it's like, listen, for just $2, we can inquire into one rape.
00:11:42.000 Like, like rape gang inquiries, I can't help think should be funded by the fucking state of the nation that they're in.
00:11:49.000 She shouldn't have to be shaking a can to raise money for a rape gang inquiry.
00:11:54.000 But there we are.
00:11:55.000 Mr. Lowe said the inquiry will last for two weeks with evidence gathering testimony and scrutiny focused on grooming gangs across the county and what he described as the repeated failures by public authorities to act on warnings.
00:12:09.000 Mr. Lowe said this inquiry is about action.
00:12:11.000 We've gathered evidence.
00:12:12.000 We will listen carefully over the coming two weeks and then we will act.
00:12:16.000 Our ultimate objective is justice, including the pursuit of private prosecutions where appropriate, justice for the girls who were abused, justice for the families who were ignored, and justice for a country that was repeatedly misled about what was happening in its towns and cities.
00:12:36.000 That is, I'd say, a very good bit of rhetoric and a very good bit of writing for whoever came up with that.
00:12:41.000 And if it was Rupert Lowe himself, which I've no reason to believe it isn't him, because he seems like a sort of maverick raconteur-ish political figure, which precisely what the country appears to need at the point where the precursive and preceding figure of Nigel Farage, who occupied that cultural role, not making a moral judgment, appears to be increasingly co-opted by the system that he's opposed to because he's likely to be in power pretty soon.
00:13:10.000 So that's a really good statement because notice just rhetorically, like what they're landing is the idea of like justice, right?
00:13:20.000 Cool.
00:13:20.000 Repeat it in every way.
00:13:22.000 Our ultimate objective, also to give the word objective an adjective like ultimate, so good.
00:13:28.000 Our ultimate objective is justice, including, right now he's breaking down what this very clear and identifiable idea is, including the pursuit of private prosecutions where appropriate.
00:13:40.000 Cool, all right.
00:13:41.000 Justice for the girls who are abused.
00:13:44.000 Maybe we could say that I suppose that's beyond raped, abused.
00:13:47.000 Justice for the families who are ignored.
00:13:49.000 Good.
00:13:50.000 We're really, really increasing the group of people that are going to get help.
00:13:53.000 Then he goes for the grandstanding and politically prudent and attractive justice for a country that was repeatedly misled about what was happening in its towns and cities.
00:14:06.000 Excellent bit of language.
00:14:08.000 Excellent endeavour.
00:14:10.000 Let's see how he gets on.
00:14:12.000 Now, Elon Musk has said he's going to support Rupert Lowe's inquiry.
00:14:19.000 And I would say that the intervention of Elon Musk, who's clearly interested in this issue, he's been supportive of Tommy Robinson and reposting many of Tommy Robinson's investigations and inquiries into matters associated with this terrible and disgusting issue, means it's going to really get like a boost, doesn't it?
00:14:41.000 I mean, like, frankly, Elon Musk, he's a sort of techno-Willy Wonka figure.
00:14:48.000 He's a sort of a maverick.
00:14:50.000 He's the Walt Disney of our time.
00:14:52.000 And if he sort of like waves his wand, I don't want to, this all sounds too pedo-y, but look, these images, because Willy Wonka, he's off-key and he runs that chocolate factory.
00:15:02.000 Anyway, I don't go down that.
00:15:04.000 And I'm not saying Elon Musk is a pedophile.
00:15:06.000 I'm really not saying Elon Musk is a paedophile.
00:15:08.000 I don't know why I got it.
00:15:08.000 It's just because Willy Wonka, when I see anyone wearing a top hat like that, and I dressed up as not as Elon Musk, as Willy Wonka one time at the Olympics, it was a mistake.
00:15:17.000 It was not my fault.
00:15:19.000 They told me to.
00:15:20.000 And like, it was at the end of the Olympics in England.
00:15:22.000 And I dressed up like Willy Wonka and I sang, come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination on top of a bus at the end of the Olympics.
00:15:31.000 I'm glad you didn't see it.
00:15:34.000 I can see you laughing, Jake.
00:15:36.000 Did you see it, Joe?
00:15:37.000 I saw it, yeah.
00:15:39.000 Did you see a Beatles song as well?
00:15:42.000 Everyone did.
00:15:43.000 Everyone did.
00:15:45.000 This is like the Epstein inquiry.
00:15:46.000 And everyone was fucking singing Beatles songs.
00:15:50.000 The whole lot were all singing it.
00:15:51.000 Bill Gates, Hawkins, the whole lot of them.
00:15:54.000 Don't fucking bring me.
00:15:55.000 Like, this is not an Epstein Island inquiry.
00:15:57.000 This is an Olympic closing ceremony inquiry.
00:15:59.000 Someone just asked me, Will you be in the Olympic closing ceremony?
00:16:02.000 Fool that I was.
00:16:03.000 I just went, Yeah, actually, it was David Arnold, and I really like that geezer.
00:16:06.000 He was a musician, and he was like, I don't know, he's in charge of it or something.
00:16:10.000 And he goes, Will you do it?
00:16:11.000 I'm like, Of course, mate, yeah, you're all right.
00:16:13.000 Because, like, also, I'm a little show off, aren't I?
00:16:15.000 So I was like, Yeah, I know, I'm trying to protect you from it.
00:16:19.000 So, like, I like, so I said yes.
00:16:21.000 Now, I did get to meet Spice Girls, which was pretty, that was a good outcome.
00:16:28.000 And I met Eric Idol out of, you know, like an eye like Spice Girls, Monty Python.
00:16:34.000 Come on, mate.
00:16:35.000 Anyway, a lot of people dug me out for it.
00:16:37.000 And in a way, I see their point.
00:16:39.000 But the truth was, I ended up on a bus, top hat, cane, all that.
00:16:43.000 And a lot of people said that even then, that's one of the things that stops me from fully leaning into conspiracy theories because people are like, that was satanic.
00:16:51.000 And it was not, honestly.
00:16:52.000 If it was, no one told me.
00:16:55.000 Like, you know, I just went there, got on the bus, come with me.
00:16:58.000 I'm driving around that, and it was going to be West Ham Stadium.
00:17:00.000 That's all I was thinking.
00:17:01.000 Is West Ham were playing in it?
00:17:02.000 Because we got that stadium, West Ham.
00:17:04.000 And I didn't want that fucking stadium and I still don't want it.
00:17:06.000 And that was for me, that was the death of football.
00:17:08.000 Death of West Am football, anyway.
00:17:11.000 Anyway, so that's what I was thinking.
00:17:12.000 I was going around it, prancing.
00:17:14.000 Also, my trousers are torn just before I went on, Jake.
00:17:18.000 They were too tight.
00:17:19.000 I'd over-egged it.
00:17:20.000 Like, I'd had tight trousers that were very tight.
00:17:22.000 And when I squatted, they're like that.
00:17:24.000 Been there.
00:17:25.000 Yeah.
00:17:25.000 And it was.
00:17:26.000 Yeah.
00:17:26.000 Yeah.
00:17:27.000 I know.
00:17:27.000 You told me that I happened to you in a gig.
00:17:29.000 Well, it happened to me just before we started, Jake.
00:17:32.000 And like, and I was like, I had my mates there that I was working with, Sharon and Nicola.
00:17:37.000 And I was like, help me, help me.
00:17:40.000 And like, you know, get like, we'd no one had like a needle and thread or none of that.
00:17:43.000 You know, and he's like, 100,000 people outside.
00:17:45.000 And I think Eric Idol was already out there going, always look on the bright side.
00:17:50.000 A life and people doing things with like lit up sticks or whatever.
00:17:52.000 And I was thinking, this should be a good moment.
00:17:54.000 But it is not because I'm very worried.
00:17:56.000 I've got torn trousers.
00:17:58.000 Do you know what I ended up using scotch tape?
00:18:00.000 Like, not even like some sort of good tape for fabric, like actual seller tape from like by the checkout in Walmart.
00:18:08.000 Seller tape and it all buckled up.
00:18:10.000 And you know, like, Joe, you all know about this.
00:18:12.000 You know, if you've got a fashion of prison weapon, like maybe like you could use one bit of paper, if you fold it enough times, one bit of paper, in the end, like in the wrong hands or right hands, depending on your perspective, you've got yourself a real, like, you could do some damage with that.
00:18:28.000 That's how I'd survive.
00:18:29.000 You could try.
00:18:30.000 I'd survive on the wind, Joe.
00:18:32.000 I'd be good as go.
00:18:34.000 Joe's like, that'll never work.
00:18:38.000 I would have melted down a toothbrush.
00:18:41.000 I would melt down a toothbrush.
00:18:42.000 Jake's going to melt down a toothbrush.
00:18:43.000 That's what I've done.
00:18:44.000 That's a good shame.
00:18:46.000 Yeah, maybe put a few razor blades in it at all.
00:18:49.000 Oh, yeah.
00:18:49.000 Now we're telling you.
00:18:50.000 Joe and Jake.
00:18:51.000 I thought we were on the same team.
00:18:53.000 You'll survive, Jake.
00:18:54.000 We got it.
00:18:55.000 You're dominating that wing, taking my phone cards.
00:18:59.000 Where I'm trying to do stabby stabby.
00:19:01.000 Paper.
00:19:02.000 Oh, paper cut.
00:19:06.000 Oh, no.
00:19:06.000 I'm not going to last 10 minutes.
00:19:08.000 I fucking, I tell you what, I better get acquitted.
00:19:10.000 I'll never even, I'm completely innocent of all these actual charges.
00:19:13.000 I'm completely innocent.
00:19:14.000 I best not go down for it because I've just learned that my prison weapons are absolutely sub-par.
00:19:19.000 I'm in serious, serious stuck.
00:19:22.000 Especially if I'm in the fucking, if they stick me in ACAT, Joe, they stick me in A-Cat.
00:19:27.000 I'm double fucking.
00:19:27.000 No, I'll be in the cell the whole time.
00:19:30.000 I'll be right.
00:19:33.000 I'm not going.
00:19:34.000 Who cares?
00:19:35.000 Oh, okay.
00:19:36.000 Well, the whole thing's prison.
00:19:37.000 I'm dead.
00:19:38.000 I live in Christ anyway.
00:19:39.000 Whole thing's a jail.
00:19:40.000 This whole fucking scheme.
00:19:41.000 I'll be all right.
00:19:42.000 Stick me where you want.
00:19:42.000 Anyway, so my point was actually that that what I now know would not be a good prison weapon.
00:19:49.000 Sellotape was folded, Scotch tape was folded too many times.
00:19:52.000 It was stabbing me up in the nuts as it was as I was come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination.
00:20:00.000 And it undermined my performance.
00:20:02.000 But the fact is, a lot of people didn't think it was a good performance anyway.
00:20:07.000 Nevertheless, I got to meet Jerry.
00:20:10.000 Not Jerry Seinfeld.
00:20:11.000 I did meet him on another occasion, but Jerry Spice Girl.
00:20:14.000 And good times.
00:20:16.000 And now that tape has pressed charges against.
00:20:22.000 That seller tape has said that I assaulted it.
00:20:27.000 And yeah, I'll be up there at Southwark Crown Court addressing.
00:20:32.000 I'm excited.
00:20:33.000 All the Americans will get to see this now because we're going to use that B-roll footage.
00:20:39.000 Americans, there it is.
00:20:40.000 See, it was true.
00:20:41.000 Would you believe it?
00:20:42.000 Would you believe it?
00:20:43.000 Now, but we're actually supposed to be focusing on actual rape gangs crowdfunded by Rupert Lowe, British Member of Parliament and truth-telling hero.
00:20:54.000 So, gosh, oh, and it'd be very interesting to see.
00:20:57.000 Oh, we've got Alex Jones speculating.
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00:21:22.000 I mean, I'm sorry to say rape gangs.
00:21:24.000 There's no nice way of saying rape gang, and that's the least of our troubles.
00:21:27.000 Let's have a look at how they've raised funds for these rape gangs.
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00:21:33.000 This inquiry exists because the official response has been fragmented, defensive, incomplete.
00:21:41.000 Why I've got to say inquiry?
00:21:43.000 Because you're saying like he's raising money for rape gangs.
00:21:48.000 That's what you've said a couple of times.
00:21:50.000 A lot of these rape gangs are conducting rapes on a shoestring.
00:21:55.000 Have you any idea how undermining that is for a rapist?
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00:23:28.000 We'll help you, Rupert, to find firstly a good frame, and then we'll support your message and your excellent inquiry.
00:23:35.000 It is excellent.
00:23:36.000 It's brilliant what Rupert Lowe's doing.
00:23:38.000 Let's have a listen to the speech and try not to be put off by the atrocious shot that they've used.
00:23:43.000 Complete, fearful, weak, and wholly inadequate.
00:23:49.000 We're here to examine what happened, why it happened, and who failed.
00:23:55.000 Why are they not looking up as well?
00:23:57.000 Like, that should be a single on Rupert down the barrel.
00:24:02.000 Rupert, get a teleprompter.
00:24:03.000 Like, let us produce this.
00:24:05.000 We'll produce your rape gang inquiry.
00:24:07.000 I mean, I'm aware of the irony because I, of course, myself am on trial, standing trial, for rape charges in the UK.
00:24:17.000 Some people might question why these thousands of recent reports of actual rapes perpetrated by rapists across the UK have taken so long to get any publicity,
00:24:34.000 whereas consensual sexual activity appears to be being reframed as rape subsequent to the explosion of independent media and the ability of independent media reporters to say, for example, things like, not exclusively, but things like, don't trust the Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, who was Prime Minister then.
00:24:54.000 He invested in the private equity firm that ultimately funded Moderna, then as Chancellor and Prime Minister, facilitated Moderna's expedient growth in the UK economy through deals done with taxpayer money.
00:25:09.000 Or things like, don't support the war with Russia because that's an unwinnable, untenable, insane endeavor.
00:25:19.000 Things like that.
00:25:20.000 These are just a couple of examples.
00:25:22.000 Of course, all rapists should be brought to justice.
00:25:26.000 And my prayer is that all rapists are brought to justice.
00:25:29.000 Let's have a look at the rest of this rape gang inquiry.
00:25:33.000 We will not shy away from that, regardless of who may be offended.
00:25:39.000 Most importantly, we will centre the voices that were pushed aside for far too long.
00:25:45.000 The survivors.
00:25:48.000 Over the next two weeks, this inquiry will hear evidence from survivors, from campaigners who refuse to be silenced, and from experts, from whistleblowers, and from public figures who are willing to confront uncomfortable.
00:26:04.000 you think two weeks is restricted by funding i mean i don't know just two weeks is very split like what if 600 grand ain't bad though Inquire until you find out.
00:26:15.000 Solve it.
00:26:16.000 Well, hold on.
00:26:16.000 But like Rupert Lowe, he's doing his best over here.
00:26:19.000 And he, I mean, at least he's uniquely, in this scenario, taking the ball by the horns, a problem that's been bothering people that's first been, let's have it right.
00:26:27.000 Tommy Robinson's brought this to the forefront.
00:26:29.000 Tommy Robinson, who like I still, there's things I watch Tommy Robinson doing.
00:26:34.000 Man, like the other day, right, I see a video where he's like confronting a trans teacher, like who's teaching at school.
00:26:42.000 And he's like gone around her house and he's like, excuse me?
00:26:45.000 Like, and the thing is, Tommy Robinson's intense, isn't he?
00:26:49.000 So like, like, I just, I've got to say, like, when he came on here, I really liked him because he's like, I like him.
00:26:56.000 I like his, I like him as a person.
00:26:58.000 I recognize him.
00:26:59.000 I know what that is.
00:27:00.000 And I, like, well, this is partly what it is.
00:27:04.000 If you grow up not liking yourself and not liking where you're from and feeling you don't fit in where you're from and then over time, you know, everything, life, There's this sort of sentimentality in it that sort of awakened.
00:27:16.000 Even my beloved Joe, like, as I've told Joe, Joe's like someone I could have been friends with at school and be a fucking good friend to have at school, frankly.
00:27:24.000 The trouble that I had there.
00:27:26.000 Like, so, like, you know, so like Tommy Robinson, like, I like him.
00:27:31.000 I like him.
00:27:32.000 I don't say I don't like Tommy Robinson, but I also, by the way, as you know, and thankfully we have Massey on the team to catch little things like this before we put out short-form content.
00:27:40.000 I don't agree with the vilification of Muslims in a general way.
00:27:45.000 If there's a grape gang culture, that rape gang culture got to be shut the fuck down.
00:27:51.000 And you can't not do it because, oh no, they're all Muslims and it's going to look racist.
00:27:55.000 Deal with a fucking problem, you mad lunatics.
00:27:59.000 But I would hate to think that I wouldn't be able to have open discourse with Muslims anywhere because I don't ever want to say anything that's not what I believe or not, more importantly, what Christ would have us believe.
00:28:11.000 Because what I believe is what he tells us to believe.
00:28:14.000 He's done the thinking for us.
00:28:15.000 He's done the feeling for us.
00:28:17.000 He's done the suffering for us.
00:28:18.000 He's done it all for us.
00:28:19.000 So anyway, Tommy Robinson, he like goes around like this.
00:28:23.000 They've gone to some school, I think, where they were forcing, you know, kids, like they've got a trans teacher and the trans teacher wants to be called mix, I think, like instead of sir or miss, right?
00:28:34.000 And he does like a bit to camera.
00:28:36.000 He's like, right, okay, this person's getting called mix.
00:28:38.000 And I'm like, you know, it's bullshit, and it, you know, like kind of thing.
00:28:41.000 And then he doorsteps her.
00:28:43.000 And like, don't you sometimes think when you see trans people?
00:28:46.000 Like, what do I want to say?
00:28:49.000 What I want to say is it looks, there's a sort of a vulnerability in the entire posture because in a sense, even what's being assumed is a sort of an odd identity.
00:29:00.000 Obviously, we've sort of must have accrued over time some odd attachment to the cultural rather than godly idea of what a woman and a man is.
00:29:12.000 Because in it funny, like, say if you are a trans person and you're saying, I feel like I am Russell the man, I feel like I should have been a woman and I'm going to dress in the clothes that a Western woman in 2026 wears in order to fulfill that.
00:29:30.000 Well, the clothes that a Western woman wears in 2026 is a sort of an arbitrary conglomeration of like fashion and nostalgia and pastiche and like drawn from so many sort of things.
00:29:43.000 And sometimes like trans women, they just sort of like that, it's like they dress up like an auntie from like a sort of a sitcom in the 1980s.
00:29:52.000 And like this, it's an odd, like, what is it that you're doing?
00:29:55.000 And I remember that see them bowl, like people that are true to comedy, that's why you've got to love them, Chappelle, South Park, whatever.
00:30:01.000 Like, I feel like South Park very early on were like, hold on a minute, how you feel is how you feel.
00:30:10.000 You can't say how I feel is how I feel a woman feels.
00:30:14.000 And if I'm going to drag, like, that's like, you've done like a bunch of little jumps that are into a weird territory there.
00:30:22.000 I do think it's when I sort of hear people that are really into this, like Graham Linehern, who just wrote the extra, extraordinary sitcoms, including IT Crowd, Father Ted, who's a writer on things like Big Train and Far Shows, just a sublime, and even Partridge.
00:30:36.000 Like Linehern is this dude, man.
00:30:38.000 And he's been in Congress lately.
00:30:40.000 When I hear him talk about it, I think, you know, I care a lot, mate, about this, don't you?
00:30:44.000 Like, I can't get my, I can't get it up for the issue that much because, again, in Christ, you're like, what would he have us do?
00:30:52.000 He would have us love, wouldn't he, Jake?
00:30:54.000 He'd just go, this be like, I mean, you know, that's what he'd have us do.
00:30:57.000 But anyway, so maybe like, well, let's sort of throw up a moment of Tommy Robinson, doorstepping, teacher.
00:31:05.000 And I just feel a little bit like that's not where we want to be going.
00:31:09.000 Like, I'm not saying Tommy Robinson shouldn't do it.
00:31:11.000 Tommy Robinson, let him be Tommy Robinson.
00:31:13.000 In the same way I'd say, let a person dress up in whatever outfit they want to dress up in, you know, but don't think it's going to change nothing because it's just an outfit.
00:31:23.000 And they're not playing the same set of rules.
00:31:25.000 So if everybody agreed on the rules, then you can hold people accountable to those rules.
00:31:30.000 Meaning, this is what a woman is, this is what a man is, but no one's playing on the same set of rules.
00:31:36.000 So how can you go and argue with somebody who's playing to a different set of rules and tell them you're doing this wrong when they're creating their own reality?
00:31:47.000 You know what I mean?
00:31:48.000 Yeah, because if you think about it on this call, you're a man, I'm a man, Joe's a man, Massey's a man.
00:31:53.000 And we're all actually white men broadly in the same age or age range or demographic in a whole bunch of ways.
00:32:00.000 But like if I had to live Joe's life for like a week, I think I'd hit some serious hard edges.
00:32:09.000 And same with any of you, actually.
00:32:11.000 Any of you.
00:32:12.000 And like, so that's so the category of like the meaning, relatively meaningless distinctions between the four of us are like, you can't sort of blob it down into a man.
00:32:24.000 Oh, man, no.
00:32:26.000 It's like, that's what happens when you don't put God at the front.
00:32:30.000 And God made me like this and God loves me.
00:32:33.000 God, show me who you want me to be.
00:32:35.000 Show me because I think I'm fucking it up really badly.
00:32:37.000 Show me what you want me to be.
00:32:38.000 It's not, it don't feel good.
00:32:39.000 Well, what you've done, I can put you straight.
00:32:41.000 You're worshiping yourself.
00:32:42.000 It's never going to work.
00:32:43.000 You mad idiot.
00:32:44.000 And the culture, on the other hand, tells you, keep worshiping yourself and to the absolute extreme because it wants you to do that.
00:32:52.000 If you don't worship it, it can't control you.
00:32:55.000 If you go, hold on a minute, you're just meant to be selling shoes and putting on sporting events and helping out with the roads and the money.
00:33:03.000 That's the culture's job.
00:33:04.000 The culture's bollocks.
00:33:05.000 That's what, like, you know, that's why I feel like when we're watching that Super Bowl, oh, God, there's so many points.
00:33:10.000 I've got so many windows open right now, man.
00:33:12.000 I've got so many windows open.
00:33:13.000 Let's close a few windows.
00:33:14.000 We better close off this rape gang window and celebrate Rupert Lowe for doing the right thing.
00:33:20.000 But then I want to close out Super Bowl window because when I was watching that Super Bowl around your ass, I got some points I want to make, Jake Smith.
00:33:27.000 And they're not critiques, they're questions.
00:33:29.000 And they're certainly not actually about you even.
00:33:32.000 So I want to ask them things.
00:33:34.000 And that's it.
00:33:35.000 Let's just do this.
00:33:36.000 Let's show this poor old Kier Starmer, right?
00:33:38.000 This must be a growing for the Lord in me.
00:33:41.000 Because honestly, I tell you, when I watch Kierstama now, I don't feel hatred.
00:33:47.000 I just feel like, I feel like, you know, I saw someone, it was Eckhart Tolle.
00:33:51.000 Eckhart Tolle went, when you see someone in a Ferrari, like you should be like, are you okay?
00:33:59.000 Are you alright?
00:34:01.000 Like, are you okay, mate?
00:34:02.000 Yeah.
00:34:02.000 What's going on?
00:34:03.000 Come on, come out.
00:34:04.000 It's okay.
00:34:08.000 I've just never felt good enough.
00:34:10.000 And I thought, if I thought if I got this car, I thought if I got this car, that would mean something.
00:34:18.000 I know.
00:34:19.000 It's okay.
00:34:20.000 It's okay.
00:34:22.000 It's all right, mate.
00:34:24.000 There's some metal and some pistons in that.
00:34:26.000 And the leather seat and beautiful stitching around the seats.
00:34:30.000 And that lovely gearstick, but it's not going to make you okay.
00:34:35.000 My dad.
00:34:36.000 My dad.
00:34:37.000 I know.
00:34:37.000 I know, mate.
00:34:38.000 I know.
00:34:40.000 Like, you should treat them like you're dealing with like a fuck-up.
00:34:44.000 So when I see Kierstama now, I feel like I'm watching someone being confronted over time.
00:34:54.000 And I feel probably some personal sympathy because like I've been a star in the culture that's then like, oh yeah, well, we actually now fuck you.
00:35:03.000 You are a rapist.
00:35:05.000 Well, I was trying my best.
00:35:07.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:35:08.000 I was doing it.
00:35:09.000 I didn't know what wasn't saying.
00:35:10.000 I'm having sex with all these women and it was consensual.
00:35:13.000 Nah.
00:35:15.000 Prove it.
00:35:16.000 Prove you're not a rapist.
00:35:18.000 Prove it.
00:35:18.000 You're in thousands of bathrooms on your own with thousands of...
00:35:23.000 Now prove it, you little cunt.
00:35:25.000 We fucking gotcha, right?
00:35:27.000 Like thank the Lord for trials and thank the Lord for innocent till proven guilty and thank the Lord for juries.
00:35:33.000 Thank the Lord.
00:35:34.000 Thank the Lord and thank the Lord.
00:35:36.000 So now when I see Keir Starmer's dream imploding and collapsing, I'm going to be a prime minister one day.
00:35:43.000 I'll show you.
00:35:44.000 I'll show you.
00:35:45.000 I'll go to the top arse shell.
00:35:47.000 And then like he's, you know, head of the CPS and he's going to school and he's got that lovely thick head of hair and nice spectacles.
00:35:53.000 He's getting married and he's dealing with his life and he's having kids and he's going to Arsenal and pretending to care about Arsenal and all of that.
00:36:00.000 Now reality has come as reality always will.
00:36:04.000 Reality is not the same as truth.
00:36:06.000 Maybe it's the same as truth.
00:36:08.000 But what I mean to say is I'm aware that I'm comparing two realities, like my reality where my life of promiscuity and celebration imploded into allegation and false charge.
00:36:20.000 And Keir Starmer's reality that's political ambition that's imploding into political disgrace.
00:36:26.000 And I feel I want to say that in a sense, of course, because I've gone, I'm part of an ongoing legal process.
00:36:33.000 I'm entirely innocent.
00:36:35.000 I'm entirely innocent.
00:36:37.000 Entirely innocent is not right.
00:36:38.000 I'm a sinful man.
00:36:40.000 I'm innocent of these charges.
00:36:43.000 Kirstama is, I also don't think a bad person at all.
00:36:49.000 Like, I don't think he's a bad person.
00:36:51.000 What I think he is, is someone that's sort of just been like sort of carried along.
00:36:58.000 Like he's a good managerial bureaucrat figure that you would have run like a restaurant.
00:37:06.000 Like, you know, like, can you run this restaurant, mate?
00:37:08.000 Like, just run that.
00:37:09.000 How's it going in the restaurant?
00:37:11.000 It's going quite well.
00:37:12.000 Good.
00:37:13.000 Were you making money?
00:37:14.000 Yes.
00:37:16.000 Right, good.
00:37:17.000 All right, see you in a week then.
00:37:18.000 That's it.
00:37:18.000 That's all I really want from Kier Starmer.
00:37:20.000 I don't want like ideals and stuff like that, but here he is.
00:37:23.000 Here he goes.
00:37:24.000 Here's Kier Starmer.
00:37:24.000 I'm fighting for them.
00:37:27.000 I am their prime minister.
00:37:30.000 And this is their government.
00:37:33.000 And I will never give up on that fight.
00:37:37.000 There are some people in recent days who say the Labour government should have a different fight, a fight with itself, instead of a fight for the millions of people who need us to fight for them.
00:37:48.000 Now, what he's referring to, what the code there is, is this is his first opportunity to speak publicly since the revelations that Labour peer and upper echelon figure Peter Mandelson has been exposed as being significantly named and mentioned in the Epstein files.
00:38:10.000 And don't you think that we need to sort that shit out?
00:38:14.000 Like that, that is what he's terming fight with itself.
00:38:18.000 That's like he's euphemistically covering the idea of Peter Mandelson is in the Epstein files.
00:38:25.000 And Peter Mandelson is a political figure whose presence in the Labour Party has been defining and determiner for 30 years.
00:38:34.000 He's the engineer of new Labour.
00:38:37.000 Labour couldn't Get elected until Tony Blair, Peter Mandelson, Alistair Campbell, this sort of movement where they worked out the Labour Party can't be this sort of thing where it's like geezers with pies and pints no more that are affiliated with the union movement, the north of the country in particular, and the working class explicitly and via policy.
00:39:02.000 And what they did is they got rid of what was called clause 4.
00:39:04.000 And clause 4 meant that the Labour Party allowed the unions to vote on block.
00:39:10.000 Like so the various workers' unions could determine the direction of Labour Party policy.
00:39:17.000 Because if you go to the steel unions or the coal miners or whatever, even though these many of these forces have been eviscerated in the 80s, you lot, we're all voting for this, we're voting for that.
00:39:27.000 The unions had too much power.
00:39:28.000 So they went, get rid of that.
00:39:29.000 So now the unions are all like, whoa, whoa, in disarray and confusion.
00:39:33.000 And the Labour Party just got took over by an intellectual metropolitan class of people that said, now that we've abandoned the working class, what we'll focus on is all this woke stuff of like pretending we were super invested in lesbianism or trans issues, which are, you know,
00:39:48.000 everyone is worthy of Christ's love, but it's not of as much political import to talk about the rights of various people to use various bathrooms than it is for millions of people to be able to earn a decent living.
00:40:05.000 And the Labour Party was that.
00:40:07.000 It stopped being that because they said we can't be elected as that, so just become something that's electable.
00:40:12.000 And Peter Mandelson was essentially the grease and lacquer, both the lubricant and veneer that turned the Labour Party from, I hope merit, come on, better go dump to mines, like, you know, the sort of somewhat of a corruption.
00:40:30.000 You know, of course it's corrupted.
00:40:31.000 The unions, what happened with unions in your country, there's sort of comparisons with what happened to unions in our country, Hoffa, mobs, all that.
00:40:38.000 Everything's bigger and better in America, everything.
00:40:40.000 This is the simple fact of it, except for perhaps, I don't know, literature and certain types of music.
00:40:45.000 But like, it's the same thing.
00:40:47.000 The unions were not incorruptible.
00:40:49.000 But anyway, so Peter Mandelson, like him saying the Labour Party in a fight of itself, that's a sort of a fucking code for we've got to acknowledge, we've got to acknowledge that we've become totally fucking corrupt.
00:41:02.000 And this guy's a figure.
00:41:03.000 The same way as the Epstein Files is a symbol of global corruption and global corruption potentially being connected to really sinister, fucked up shit.
00:41:11.000 Mandelson is a more local antennae of that.
00:41:15.000 The big signal, is Epstein Files.
00:41:19.000 The antenna is Mandelson.
00:41:21.000 And if Mandelson's in there, you better believe some of his close affiliates are in there also.
00:41:27.000 So the whole thing, so Kier Starmer, God love him, has got a serious job on his hands and he's trying to do it in that little room with his sleeves rolled up and all that crap.
00:41:36.000 And he ain't cut out for that gear.
00:41:39.000 Because is he thinking too who follows him?
00:41:41.000 So he's trying to make the Labour Party still feel like they have power beyond him too?
00:41:48.000 Like he's not just thinking about himself.
00:41:51.000 He's out.
00:41:52.000 I think, Jake, at that point, he's a human being in a personal crisis.
00:41:57.000 Like his whole premiership has been bogged by sort of, I don't want to say controversy, but sort of a kind of a lameness and impediment.
00:42:07.000 Like it's not like he's like, yo, motherfucker, I'm Prime Minister.
00:42:11.000 Like, you know, like, see, like, you know, because them days are gone, like, because of the media is different now.
00:42:16.000 So you don't get that.
00:42:16.000 You don't get Margaret Thatcher, like some serious, like, bam kind of a leader, or even Tony Blair, who's like slick and knows what to do.
00:42:26.000 Same as in your country.
00:42:29.000 Like, your country is different and sort of superior.
00:42:30.000 But do you notice how it's just like it's not possible no more?
00:42:33.000 Like, you know, you're not going to get these movie star leaders like Obama and Clinton, like, because it's sort of the system can't handle it because the system is going, it's trying to spread.
00:42:43.000 The system is trying to separate itself.
00:42:46.000 It's trying to emulate and mimic the technology.
00:42:48.000 And the technology is breaking, is saying, decentralize, decentralize.
00:42:52.000 You don't need to do this.
00:42:52.000 You don't need to have everything in the middle anymore.
00:42:54.000 So Kier Starmer is completely out of step with the reality that he lives in, as any politician would be because their systems are dead.
00:43:06.000 It's not just that they're corrupt, they're dead.
00:43:08.000 Like, corrupt is bad.
00:43:09.000 Dead is just a fact of life.
00:43:10.000 It's neither good or you know, I mean, it's sort of this is the ultimate fact of life.
00:43:14.000 So what I think it is, is he's someone, like, you know, if you put it into sports teams' terms, don't you really see it when you see managers, as they say in the UK, lost the dressing room?
00:43:23.000 Like, you see a manager and they've like they're coming out there to talk to the press, but they know the players don't like them no more.
00:43:28.000 The fans are singing, you fucking can't like, you know, they're this over.
00:43:32.000 It's over.
00:43:33.000 And they've sort of got to hang on.
00:43:34.000 He'll be gone soon.
00:43:36.000 He didn't, but like whoever is really in charge of reality on this level are like, keep him for a little bit.
00:43:42.000 Not yet, not yet, not yet.
00:43:45.000 Now, I'm like, and he's got to sort of suspend himself in that.
00:43:48.000 Like, you know, we all know, like, when you say a few, then you'll see a lovely bit where like he'll you'll see him as sort of beautiful.
00:43:55.000 You'll see him released.
00:43:56.000 It's like they go, like, when they unplug that thing from the back of their head for a minute, you sort of see them go, oh, oh, hello.
00:44:03.000 I don't know.
00:44:04.000 I saw it.
00:44:05.000 One I really noticed it with was this guy, Nick Clegg.
00:44:07.000 Nick Clegg had like sort of like there was a minute where like two political parties, the Labour Party, the Reds and the Blues could have both won.
00:44:15.000 But they either one needed the yellow to actually win.
00:44:18.000 And Nick Clegg was the leader of the yellows and he went a certain way and it all went wrong for him.
00:44:22.000 He joined the blues.
00:44:23.000 Anyway, when he unplugged from the Matrix, you saw his humanity flood back into him and it was kind of glorious and beautiful.
00:44:29.000 I don't know what drug I'm on anymore.
00:44:31.000 I think it's just methylene blue.
00:44:35.000 I don't know what's happening to me.
00:44:37.000 Let's have a look at the rest of this Kier Starmer here.
00:44:40.000 And I say to them, I will never walk away from the mandate I was given to change this country.
00:44:48.000 I will never walk away from the people that I'm charged with fighting for.
00:44:53.000 And I will never walk away from the country that I love.
00:44:58.000 And that is the country who I truly believe we are.
00:45:03.000 A compassionate, reasonable, live and let live country.
00:45:08.000 A diverse country.
00:45:10.000 We're given half the chance, we'll help each other out.
00:45:14.000 That is who we are as a country.
00:45:16.000 And I want to serve every single part of that country.
00:45:21.000 A lot of thought has gone into that.
00:45:22.000 Like the room that he's doing it in, the people in the background.
00:45:24.000 And it's just, it's frankly not good enough as a media spectacle.
00:45:27.000 I mean, it's certainly in some ways it's better than the rape.
00:45:30.000 But maybe you don't want overt production, you know, referring back to the Rupert Lowe rape gang inquiry and it's very much online age, static on a tripod, tripod shot and rape gang inquiry on a screen in the background.
00:45:45.000 That thing that's been set up to look super normal with the well-considered folky bunting and the affable white lady with short hair in the background.
00:45:56.000 Can't you see the sort of numbness of the set dressing human beings that are being deployed to make Kier Starmer look a bit more normal?
00:46:06.000 I think this truly is the age of no more bullshit.
00:46:08.000 I think everyone's had enough.
00:46:10.000 And everyone's, if people don't learn to talk the language of, all right, like I don't mean it, I don't mean it about class.
00:46:17.000 I don't mean it about class.
00:46:19.000 I mean it about like lack of filter, lack of filter.
00:46:24.000 Like people keep trying to work on different filters.
00:46:27.000 But I think filters is finished.
00:46:29.000 I think that's what it is.
00:46:30.000 Trump, man.
00:46:32.000 What is like, what wouldn't you say above all else?
00:46:34.000 No filter, no filter.
00:46:36.000 They could have had us build this building where he didn't choose us, but you know, like he's like, whoa, what?
00:46:43.000 Like, it's sort of like it's just cutting through because of that.
00:46:46.000 And like, and also the other job that does is when people hysterically condemn him and try to nonce him off, like, oh, he's a paedophile, he's a pedophile.
00:46:53.000 You think I just don't see it because when I watch him talking, I could tell that's who he is.
00:46:59.000 Well, even if you don't like him and think, oh, he's a bit of a mad capitalist and he only cares about money or something.
00:47:03.000 I don't know, whatever you don't like about a person.
00:47:05.000 But you can't go with him, like sort of look at his eyes and think, what if he's like a pedo though?
00:47:11.000 And with these ones where they're all pretending all the time, even if they're not a paedophile, they might be because they're sort of not honest.
00:47:19.000 And once someone's not honest, you don't know what they are, innit?
00:47:24.000 The country that I love.
00:47:27.000 The fight coming up in politics, the real fight is not in the Labour Party.
00:47:32.000 It's with the right-wing politics that challenges that.
00:47:36.000 The politics of reform.
00:47:38.000 The politics of divide, divide, divide.
00:47:42.000 Grievance, grievance, grievance.
00:47:44.000 The will tell you reform.
00:47:48.000 Reform happens to be the name of a newly emergent political force and the party of Nigel Farage.
00:47:57.000 Nigel Farage, the engineer of Brexit, the closest thing the UK has to Trump, has started his own party.
00:48:06.000 Reform is the name of it.
00:48:08.000 Britain needs reform.
00:48:10.000 And that party is sort of breaking the paradigm, the paradigm being you can have the Conservatives or you can have Labour.
00:48:17.000 Conservatives, Labour.
00:48:19.000 Conservatives, Labour.
00:48:20.000 Conservatives has splattered itself into an irrelevance.
00:48:24.000 Labour is worse than it's been since Blair and Mandelson.
00:48:29.000 And now reform under this sort of this figure, they've refused to learn the lessons of Brexit.
00:48:35.000 And so now what was exposed in Brexit is flowering into the dominant political force.
00:48:42.000 And that's reform and it's Farage.
00:48:43.000 It's pretty brilliant because he's saying the enemy is reform.
00:48:48.000 Wow.
00:48:49.000 So like, wow.
00:48:50.000 That's brilliant to make that your party name because you're saying it's not the Labour Party.
00:48:55.000 The enemy is right wing in reform.
00:48:58.000 So now you're saying that out loud when everybody else is like, reform, that's good.
00:49:01.000 We want to reform.
00:49:02.000 We don't like the way things are going.
00:49:04.000 That's what politicians do.
00:49:05.000 It's pretty what politicians do in general, don't they?
00:49:07.000 Wow.
00:49:09.000 So if we start a political party, we should call it, that's why I'm a dirty pedo.
00:49:17.000 So they have to say, that's why I'm a dirty pedo.
00:49:23.000 Like we've got to say it so that it sounds like.
00:49:24.000 It'd more be like, we're the love party.
00:49:27.000 So you'd be like, the enemy is not this, it's love.
00:49:31.000 The enemy is love.
00:49:33.000 The enemy is love.
00:49:34.000 You're like, what?
00:49:35.000 So that's pretty.
00:49:36.000 I mean, reform.
00:49:37.000 That sounds brilliant.
00:49:38.000 All right, no, hold on.
00:49:40.000 I still like my pedo idea.
00:49:42.000 I said, what if you call it don't have sex with children?
00:49:45.000 The end.
00:49:46.000 No, no, not having sex with children.
00:49:48.000 Our party is called not having sex with children.
00:49:50.000 The real problem is not having sex with children.
00:49:56.000 That would work.
00:50:02.000 Britain has no room for not having sex with children.
00:50:08.000 My dad and my mum fought.
00:50:12.000 And I'm not going to give in to not having sex with children.
00:50:17.000 I'm out.
00:50:20.000 Team work drags the dream work.
00:50:24.000 Team one.
00:50:26.000 Team work made the dream work.
00:50:28.000 No, sorry.
00:50:29.000 Too late!
00:50:32.000 That's good.
00:50:33.000 Nice work, Jake.
00:50:35.000 Alright, so what's the rest of this poor sausage?
00:50:37.000 That will tear our country apart.
00:50:41.000 That is the fight that we are in.
00:50:46.000 And I will be in that fight as long as I have breath in my body.
00:50:50.000 Oh, that's so sweet.
00:50:53.000 Breath, life, spirit.
00:50:55.000 All right, let's have a look.
00:50:56.000 He's trying his best.
00:50:57.000 Let's have a look at Diane Abbott, who's a British politician who garners a lot of controversy.
00:51:02.000 I think in the first place because she's black.
00:51:05.000 But now, because she's giving some stick to Stalman, let's have a look at this.
00:51:10.000 She's from the same party as him, so it sort of amounts to a criticism from within.
00:51:13.000 What do you think's really going on?
00:51:16.000 I think that the round of applause in the committee room just now was staged, just as all those endorsements that were the Prime Minister, which appeared within five minutes of each other, were staged.
00:51:32.000 And I can't see him lasting beyond May's elections.
00:51:37.000 So why are they waiting until May?
00:51:39.000 Because they're going to be catastrophic elections.
00:51:42.000 And I think the idea is let him stay in there and take responsibility.
00:51:47.000 But I mean, if you if you're hard truths, that'll be the fact of the matter.
00:51:47.000 Right.
00:51:51.000 So there's an election in May.
00:51:53.000 What is this we're in now?
00:51:54.000 There's going to be an election in May.
00:51:56.000 Reform are going to win a bunch of stuff.
00:51:59.000 Can I tell you the truth of what I'm doing?
00:52:00.000 I'm working out how does this affect me?
00:52:02.000 Which is basically what I do with every single news story.
00:52:04.000 How does this affect me?
00:52:05.000 Well, I mean, May, trial in June, they win.
00:52:10.000 But you can't control reality.
00:52:13.000 Not in control.
00:52:14.000 Not in control.
00:52:14.000 He's numbered the hairs on our heads, Joe.
00:52:17.000 The hairs on our heads are numbered.
00:52:19.000 Thank God, because I don't want to lose a single number one.
00:52:21.000 I mean, if you're staring at a disaster, why do you wait for it to happen rather than try and stop it happening?
00:52:28.000 Well, it's not down to me.
00:52:29.000 You need to speak to me.
00:52:31.000 But if that's the dominant mood, I'm just trying to understand it.
00:52:34.000 I mean, you know these people.
00:52:36.000 Why do you think they're thinking that way?
00:52:37.000 He's actually already answered that question.
00:52:39.000 Politics.
00:52:39.000 That's how it works, you soppy sold.
00:52:41.000 You've been doing this job a while, haven't you?
00:52:42.000 Christian Murtie.
00:52:43.000 How long have you been in the game?
00:52:44.000 Of course, they're going to let him take the hit, because what's the point in getting shot of him and then letting this other poor sap get all screwed over when in May, they've taken the hit.
00:52:53.000 They know they're going to lose the elections in May.
00:52:55.000 That's what the information is.
00:52:56.000 I think they're thinking that way.
00:52:57.000 Is it that the election losses can't be stopped no matter who the leader is?
00:53:01.000 Exactly.
00:53:02.000 We're going to have catastrophic results anyway.
00:53:05.000 That's why Anna Summer stepped up because he doesn't want to see the Scottish Labour Party go down.
00:53:12.000 So, you know, he may be moved before then, but I think he'll last on till Mend.
00:53:19.000 Cool, that was some co-home truths there from Diane Abbott.
00:53:23.000 All right, let's have a look at British kids having their national identity ripped from their hands in a very visceral and visible way.
00:53:31.000 And in a sense, again, just to say, look, I'm like the exact age where flags, I sort of got the idea of why people didn't like flags, that flags might not be inclusive, that flags might be this, flags might be that.
00:53:42.000 But I also saw like Morrissey waving a flag at Finsbury Park.
00:53:45.000 Also was part of the generation where like Oasis have like Union Jack guitars and Jerry Harrywell, Halliwell, excuse me, wears that Union Jack dress.
00:53:54.000 So like flags can sort of mean a whole bunch of different things.
00:53:59.000 But what does it mean when a Union Jack flag is snatched from the hand of a 16 year old kid as is happening in this clip?
00:54:05.000 Not seen it yet.
00:54:05.000 Let's check.
00:54:25.000 Good man.
00:54:25.000 That's interesting.
00:54:26.000 It's interesting because he's made a choice.
00:54:28.000 And notice that the police have started to wear like pale blue.
00:54:32.000 You know, like, what does that even mean?
00:54:33.000 Even the police can't get it up, man.
00:54:36.000 What are you thinking about that, Jake?
00:54:38.000 I mean, Joe, excuse me.
00:54:40.000 It's just ridiculous, isn't it?
00:54:42.000 Where was that?
00:54:44.000 I don't know.
00:54:45.000 I don't know.
00:54:46.000 Let's see if we can work it out.
00:54:52.000 Central London location, somewhere around Whitehall.
00:54:56.000 It's probably a protest around like sort of like, you know, who knows?
00:54:59.000 It could be Palestine.
00:55:00.000 It could be Islam.
00:55:02.000 It could be a whole host of things.
00:55:04.000 People are trying to collapse issues into, I would say, sort of simple, what do I want to say, bipartisan ideas.
00:55:11.000 Anyway, let's look at this.
00:55:13.000 The scandals such as the grooming gang exploitation of girls could remain secret.
00:55:16.000 If the Ministry of Justice goes ahead, this is unbelievable.
00:55:20.000 This is unbelievable.
00:55:21.000 If the Ministry of Justice goes ahead with plans to delete an archive of court records, the Conservatives have said, that's the British Republicans, although I wouldn't want to discredit the Republicans with the comparison, right-wing, blue, that kind of stuff.
00:55:33.000 The MOJ has ordered Courts Desk, a data analysis company that supports media and campaigners in monitoring court records, to delete its archive that provides a crucial tool for journalists covering the justice system.
00:55:49.000 Interesting.
00:55:49.000 Chris Philp, the Lord Chancellor at the time, approved the project in 2021 to explore how a national digital news feed of listings and registers can improve coverage of the courts by news media by opening up magistrate court records.
00:56:04.000 According to Courtsdesk, the platform is used by 1,500 journalists from 39 media organisations and the information provided has highlighted serious failures in the court system.
00:56:14.000 Neil O'Brien, a Tory shadow minister, said the grooming gang scandal exploded once people were able to read about the court reports.
00:56:21.000 For Labour, there's only one obvious response, make it harder to get court reports.
00:56:24.000 Interesting.
00:56:25.000 Seems like censorship.
00:56:26.000 I wonder if there's a counter-argument.
00:56:28.000 Alex Jones here said, oh, Lord, what's happening here?
00:56:33.000 Shabana Mahmoud is set to become the next and first Muslim prime minister of the UK if Keir Starmer resigns over the Epstein fallout.
00:56:44.000 The UK has been Concord and a shot didn't even have to be fired.
00:56:51.000 Now, two Islamic nations have nuclear weapons that can strike anywhere on earth.
00:56:57.000 The Reconquista of the West must commence again.
00:57:01.000 I must say, it's not often that I'm confounded by the use of language, but reconquista, reconquering, I get that.
00:57:08.000 The Reconquista, 1718 to 1492, was a 700-year series of campaigns by Christian kingdoms to reclaim the Iberian Peninsula from the Muslims, Moors as they were known then.
00:57:19.000 Starting after the 7-Eleven invasion, it saw shifting borders, religious fervor, and culminated in the 1492 fall of Granada, unifying Spain under Catholic monarchs.
00:57:28.000 Well, that's a nice little history lesson.
00:57:30.000 I don't know who Shabana Mahmoud is, actually, but my assumption is she must be a member of parliament in my native country.
00:57:40.000 And I don't have like sort of a visceral reaction to the religious identity of any prime minister if I suppose it were understood that the prime minister of a nation's role were radically, radically reduced.
00:57:57.000 By the way, I don't think she'd be any worse of a prime minister than Keir Starmer, who's again sort of not Christian.
00:58:03.000 I sort of feel really that at this point, we can't continue just the quarrel about the identities of people that are operating within corrupt systems.
00:58:13.000 I'm so sorry, we've like run it.
00:58:14.000 It's like 60 minutes we've talked for.
00:58:16.000 And I've like, what's going on?
00:58:18.000 I'm talking a lot.
00:58:19.000 So what he's referring to, it wasn't capitalized, but Concord is the shot heard around the world.
00:58:26.000 Lexington and Concord.
00:58:26.000 Oh, cool.
00:58:29.000 Concord.
00:58:29.000 American Revolutionary War.
00:58:32.000 Remember that?
00:58:33.000 How painful for that to come up again?
00:58:35.000 The shot heard around the world.
00:58:36.000 Yeah, that was that skirmish that led to the outbreak or the uprising of the colonies, the rebellion that I still don't accept or acknowledge, actually.
00:58:47.000 That's what he's referencing.
00:58:49.000 Without a shot being fired.
00:58:51.000 I suppose what I'd say is, you know, we should be looking to reverse that rebellion right now and promptly.
00:58:59.000 Let those green dragoons loose, Cornwallis.
00:59:02.000 Look, I think we have to stop, don't we?
00:59:03.000 Because look at the time.
00:59:04.000 Yeah, we've been going for a while.
00:59:05.000 It's an hour of our work here, and I'm in some sort of like fever state because I've gone straight from having this weirdly debilitating, feverish cold into like literal non-stop talking.
00:59:16.000 And the results are extraordinary.
00:59:19.000 Jake, tell us, what's this?
00:59:22.000 Read it out.
00:59:23.000 The grass withers.
00:59:24.000 Yeah.
00:59:24.000 Read it out.
00:59:25.000 Do your job.
00:59:26.000 The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God endures forever.
00:59:31.000 Isaiah 48.
00:59:32.000 The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God endures forever.
00:59:36.000 Why do you choose that today, Jake?
00:59:38.000 It's the guarantee.
00:59:39.000 It's empires come and go.
00:59:42.000 Things fall apart.
00:59:43.000 Leaders change.
00:59:46.000 Yeah, that's actually very well curated after that Alex Jones post where he refers to sort of century-long campaigns and wars and the seismic, seemingly, fluctuation that took place when America was established, broke free of British rule.
01:00:03.000 And the British Empire, in essence, sort of continued for a lot longer, really, in a lot of form, in some form.
01:00:09.000 But from that moment, the seeds of the American Empire were sown.
01:00:15.000 And I still have faith that the American Empire might be the vessel via which kingdom is wrought.
01:00:24.000 The kingdom is wrought.
01:00:25.000 The kingdom is delivered.
01:00:26.000 Although I used to sort of like, you know, sort of almost like a Muslim fundamentalist, see it as the great Satan as a younger man.
01:00:32.000 I was thinking like, what?
01:00:33.000 It's Babylon.
01:00:36.000 Maybe not.
01:00:36.000 Time will tell.
01:00:37.000 Time will tell.
01:00:38.000 Thanks very much for joining us.
01:00:39.000 That's just why I think.