Stay Free - Russel Brand - September 14, 2023


THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING! Ex-Secret Service Agent BREAKS SILENCE On JFK - Stay Free #207


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1 hour and 8 minutes

Words per Minute

185.16507

Word Count

12,619

Sentence Count

942

Misogynist Sentences

14

Hate Speech Sentences

21


Summary

Russell Brand discusses the Biden impeachment inquiry, his comments on 9/11, the new iPhone and why the mainstream media is so obsessed with the launch of Apple's latest gadget, and why they should be focusing on other things, like coal mining and child labour, rather than the latest gadgets and gadgets we all love to carry around in our pockets. Stay Free with Russell Brand is out now, and you can catch it on Amazon Prime and Vimeo wherever you get your favourite streaming service, starting from just $1.99 a month. You won't get any ad-free version of this podcast anywhere else. To find a list of our sponsors and show-related promo codes, go to gimlet.fm/OurAdvertisers and use the promo code: "ELISSA" at checkout to receive 10% off your first purchase when you place an order of $10 or more. To buy a copy of Stay Free With Russell Brand's new book, click here. To support the podcast, please visit bit.ly/StayFreeWithRussellBrand and give us a five stars on Audible, and we'll give you 5 stars on VaynerSpeakers, too! You get 10% discount code: stayfreewithrussellcrane at checkout, plus free shipping on all orders over $99.99 and free shipping throughout the rest of the world, plus a free copy of his new book. Stay Free! at Audible.co.uk/Stay Free with Russ Brand and Vaynerspace Subscribe to stay free with us on all major podcasting platforms, and get 5% off his latest releases, including Best Fiends, best vodcasts, best reviewed and most listened to by you get 20% off the best of the best in the best vizzion, the most up-to-list and best vids, the best podcast on the best review, and much more! Subscribe and subscribe to stayfree with him on all of his favourite podcasting platform in the world. Get in touch with him: Learn more about his latest book: Stay Free, he's on Insta: stay free, he'll be giving you can be reached at stayfree and get exclusive access to all the best tips and the best reviews, tips on how to connect with him everywhere else on the world s best vlogs and the most authentic version of his podcast , the most influential podcast on social media


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00:00:00.000 I'm a black man and I could never be a veteran.
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00:00:14.000 So I'm looking for the CEO.
00:00:19.000 I'm a black man and I could never be a veteran.
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00:00:32.000 In this video, you're going to see the future.
00:00:45.000 Hello there, you Awakening Wonders.
00:00:46.000 Thanks for joining me for Stay Free with Russell Brand.
00:00:49.000 It is a joy and a glory to be with you today as we discuss the Biden impeachment inquiry, his comments on 9-11.
00:00:57.000 On Rumble exclusively, we'll be talking about Ram Paul on Covid vaccines.
00:01:00.000 Obviously, we can't talk about that with you, our glorious 6.5 million Awakening Wonders, as much as we'd like to.
00:01:05.000 So you'll have to click the link in the description and join us in the other place.
00:01:10.000 On Here's the News, we'll be talking about Biden's response to 9-11.
00:01:14.000 Again, another anecdote that appears a little bit dubious and masks his actual involvement with the Iraq War, and perhaps gives us a different inflection on his current perspective with ongoing conflict.
00:01:26.000 But, did you know there's a new iPhone out?
00:01:29.000 That's fantastic, isn't it, on-screen assistant, Gareth?
00:01:31.000 It's great news, it's great news.
00:01:32.000 We all needed it, didn't we?
00:01:34.000 One thing I need is a minor amendment to my existing iPhone.
00:01:39.000 You say minor, I say major!
00:01:42.000 Obviously the function of the mainstream media at a time when the world is being torn apart by war, when our culture is collapsing, when censorship and surveillance are on the rise, when trust in media and government are at an all-time low, Is the mainstream, the legacy media, to focus on the launch of a new product which, perhaps let's face it, is detrimental to our health?
00:02:07.000 I mean, let me know in the comments, how do you feel about your device?
00:02:11.000 Of course it's a miracle.
00:02:12.000 It's an incredible miracle in your pocket.
00:02:14.000 It's certainly detrimental to some people's health, those kids that go down cobalt mines.
00:02:19.000 I don't know if they're benefiting tremendously as they're mining out the old coal ball instead of, I don't know, playing jacks or stick and hoop or whatever children are supposed to be doing.
00:02:28.000 Let's have a look at the mainstream media though.
00:02:30.000 They are ecstatic about this new release.
00:02:32.000 Check it out.
00:02:33.000 Apple has announced a new watch and a phone at its highly anticipated event earlier.
00:02:39.000 It also announced the iPhone... They're just showing their promotional materials.
00:02:43.000 The news and commerce are utterly confused.
00:02:47.000 I suppose because the news and commerce are completely we'll be talking more about the trusted news initiative,
00:02:55.000 the relationships between major news vendors, how they collaborate on news stories,
00:02:59.000 how they're funded, what their relationships are with their advertisers,
00:03:03.000 and how we find ourselves in a position where the launch of essentially just a product
00:03:07.000 is turned into a kind of cultural event.
00:03:10.000 In a way, it's revealing, because it shows you that consumerism
00:03:13.000 is more than just a sort of practical modality, it is a way of life.
00:03:17.000 This is sort of iPhones, but they're still trying to keep it as a kind of techno
00:03:21.000 Christmas, aren't they?
00:03:22.000 Yeah, I mean, look, I think it's dreadful.
00:03:24.000 I mean, it's no coincidence.
00:03:25.000 Apple spent over $100 million in advertising each year.
00:03:30.000 A big portion of that, I imagine, goes to CNN, hence why they're doing basically a commercial for Apple.
00:03:37.000 But I think worse than that is the choices that a company like CNN make, in that they should be telling stories about Apple that is how much they're spending on lobbying, the coal mines, the child labor.
00:03:48.000 They're choosing They're electing, they're making a decision at 7pm, prime time on CNN, not to focus on where's all that money on lobbying going, what kind of things do they get away with through that lobbying money, the child labour, all those things, and instead focus on basically a commercial.
00:04:03.000 They're tax relationships in various territories.
00:04:06.000 It's extraordinary, isn't it?
00:04:08.000 It's just normal.
00:04:08.000 What they would say, if you were to ask, they'd go, it's a matter of public interest, people love it when there's a new iPhone out.
00:04:14.000 How many times in your life have you seen that shot of People are queuing!
00:04:20.000 They began lining in their hundreds at 6am!
00:04:23.000 The mainstream media is not conveying information to you, it is participating in ongoing hypnosis.
00:04:29.000 It is facilitating further globalisation, centralisation, corporatisation.
00:04:35.000 You can imagine a news media, in fact we are it, that will say this.
00:04:38.000 In fact, put those facts back up.
00:04:40.000 It's been put together by our team here at Stay Free.
00:04:42.000 Apple spent over $100 million on advertising.
00:04:44.000 Gareth's already told you that.
00:04:46.000 In 2022, Apple ramped up its lobbying spending to record amounts, increasing its total for the year by 44%.
00:04:52.000 Where is that revenue coming from?
00:04:54.000 What kind of tax relationships they have?
00:04:55.000 They spent over $50 million in the last decade.
00:04:58.000 In 2022, tech giants face the prospect of It's astonishing, isn't it?
00:05:02.000 How can the news give themselves that name when they convey information in this manner?
00:05:05.000 never got a vote on the floor of either a chamber of Congress, a fact that the
00:05:09.000 bill's sponsors have blamed, at least in part, on an aggressive tech influence
00:05:12.000 campaign. But I wonder what Nancy Pelosi and that fella Paul she's married to
00:05:18.000 think about Apple as a business. It's astonishing isn't it?
00:05:21.000 How can the news give themselves that name when they convey information in
00:05:25.000 this manner? Let's have a look at the rest of this propaganda.
00:05:31.000 Have you got a better camera?
00:05:32.000 Camera?
00:05:34.000 He's actually not even that committed to it, is he?
00:05:35.000 No.
00:05:35.000 He's kind of shouting a commercial at you.
00:05:38.000 Not very well.
00:05:39.000 There's a new camera.
00:05:40.000 Look at that.
00:05:41.000 That's nice.
00:05:42.000 Also, why is this guy on CNN?
00:05:43.000 I don't understand.
00:05:44.000 He should be doing sort of like a rural community report in pre-war Britain.
00:05:48.000 The Hun are advancing on us.
00:05:51.000 Get your bayonets fixed.
00:05:52.000 I mean, it's like an extraordinary tombra to hear in such a sort of apparently slick legacy media organisation.
00:05:59.000 Offering automatic portrait mode.
00:06:02.000 But this is what I want to know from my news.
00:06:05.000 Portrait mode, is it automatic or am I going to have to manually slide something?
00:06:09.000 No, you don't have to worry about that, mate.
00:06:12.000 It's automatic portrait mode.
00:06:13.000 Straight into portrait mode.
00:06:16.000 How's the war going?
00:06:17.000 How's that going?
00:06:18.000 Are we doing anything to bring about peace?
00:06:20.000 No, don't worry about that.
00:06:21.000 Listen, I think You're focusing on the wrong things.
00:06:22.000 Portrait mode happens automatically now.
00:06:25.000 What about increasing surveillance?
00:06:27.000 What about, like, the kind of contracts that Apple have with the government?
00:06:30.000 Of course, it's easy for us to talk, as we have done elsewhere this week, about Musk's intervention through Starlink, refusing to convey military orders.
00:06:40.000 Which is astonishing, really, because you find Elon Musk in the position of potentially preventing an escalation of a potential global apocalypse, and the government and the mainstream media condemning him.
00:06:50.000 And now you see why.
00:06:51.000 Look at the relationships they have with big tech.
00:06:53.000 They can't believe it when one of their allies in big tech won't do their simple bidding.
00:06:59.000 Because look, the mainstream media advertises their products, What's the problem?
00:07:03.000 These tech companies typically accumulate data, conduct censorship, and the mainstream is happy to do their propaganda, really.
00:07:14.000 A titanium case, meaning it's lighter and stronger.
00:07:17.000 The case takes, apparently, a long time to create.
00:07:19.000 Oh my God!
00:07:21.000 It was not rubbish.
00:07:22.000 Takes a long time to create that.
00:07:23.000 I mean, some of the kids down the titanium mines, they're toiling there for hours.
00:07:27.000 They're 25 when they get out.
00:07:30.000 There, you might be a kid when you go into the titanium mine, but you will come out a man, mark my word.
00:07:34.000 But it's all worth it, because it comes in a spectrum of pastel colours.
00:07:39.000 I'd happily send my own children down there right now, not even see them again, all their birthdays up to 22.
00:07:45.000 And do you know what I'd give them on their 22nd birthday?
00:07:48.000 There you go, it worked the way it went, didn't it?
00:07:48.000 New iPhone.
00:07:52.000 And one of the most consequential features is the new charging port.
00:07:56.000 It's good, you mean we're going to have to chuck all that out?
00:07:58.000 They're not putting that in the news, you've got to chuck away your old one.
00:08:01.000 That's right.
00:08:02.000 That, when they change that thing, that jack mate, nah, I'm not happy about that.
00:08:06.000 Have you still got things that adapt them?
00:08:08.000 Of course I have.
00:08:08.000 And headphones with like strings in them.
00:08:10.000 I mean I've basically got what he's got in his hands there.
00:08:12.000 That's what you use to sort of connect to them.
00:08:14.000 When I see someone wearing headphones like that, I should think, yeah, you've not bothered to just keep up with the constant, needless, incessant march of what calls itself progress, but is metastasized consumerism.
00:08:27.000 But what I actually think is, uh, get some of your pods.
00:08:30.000 Like, I'm basically... You're part of the problem.
00:08:32.000 I'm him!
00:08:33.000 I'm basically him!
00:08:34.000 Give me one of those iPhones, I'll advertise it!
00:08:39.000 Now, again... That would be great.
00:08:41.000 If we give you all the wires and the cables... Just imagine this.
00:08:45.000 If we have you pick through them... All right, no, okay, fair enough.
00:08:48.000 And we'll still call it news and then go sleep in our beds at night.
00:08:52.000 That's right, that's exactly what we're proposing.
00:08:55.000 You had the original, the long one.
00:08:57.000 Apple... What?
00:08:59.000 It's a long one.
00:09:01.000 That's when apples were apples.
00:09:03.000 It's a lightning port.
00:09:05.000 Have I got a lightning one here?
00:09:06.000 Yes, I've got a lightning one here.
00:09:07.000 He's alright, look, we're getting carried away.
00:09:08.000 He's probably a really beautiful human being, isn't he?
00:09:10.000 Oh yeah.
00:09:11.000 Sure.
00:09:13.000 You're not committed to that.
00:09:14.000 He's a beautiful human being, he deserves love, he's a child of God, he's here with us, he must be loved.
00:09:19.000 I guess it's not his fault he's doing this, is it?
00:09:21.000 He probably wants to tell some proper news.
00:09:23.000 I bet he's worried sick about them kids down at Cobalt Mine.
00:09:25.000 I bet he's very curious about their tax status.
00:09:27.000 I bet he's interested in lobbying people in Congress that are on big tech regulatory boards that own stocks and shares in the corporations that they're supposed to be regulating.
00:09:36.000 That democracy has become a sham.
00:09:38.000 the function of the mainstream media is to support a centralised, authoritarian narrative
00:09:42.000 and somehow sell it to us as progress, to sell war to us as better than peace, to sell
00:09:47.000 this kind of inanity while this same quarter of the world claim that we're on the precipice
00:09:53.000 of ecological disaster, don't they? Like climate change, and again, by the way, I'm not denying
00:09:58.000 that I love this planet, I think we should do everything we can to advance our energy
00:10:01.000 systems, I think we should awaken to new models, I think we should respect and love the Earth
00:10:06.000 and one another, and I bet our man here feels this too, but CNN claim to care about that
00:10:10.000 kind of stuff and then they dedicate their time to sort of untangling Apple cables.
00:10:15.000 I can't imagine any of that advertising money makes a difference there.
00:10:18.000 That would be cynical.
00:10:19.000 Like, I mean, we don't get any Apple advertising money and look at the way it's changed our reporting.
00:10:19.000 Very cynical.
00:10:24.000 It's astonishing.
00:10:26.000 Apple is ditching its lightning for the... I've said that a couple of times.
00:10:30.000 USB-C, which of course it already uses on its own computers.
00:10:34.000 It's been pushing companies for standardised chargers so that users don't end up with random piles of different chargers.
00:10:42.000 Great, that's a real snake-sweating of random charges.
00:10:45.000 Who needs all those random charges?
00:10:47.000 Okay, that's an infomercial.
00:10:50.000 Do you remember the times when we used to look at sort of channels like QVC and various shopping channels
00:10:55.000 and regard them as somehow inferior?
00:10:57.000 That we somehow have an expectation of media to be authentic and honest with us,
00:11:00.000 to treat us like adults, to engage us in serious conversations
00:11:03.000 about the state of our planet, the state of our individual lives, our psyches,
00:11:07.000 what we might collectively achieve together.
00:11:09.000 And now, CNN, a prestigious legacy news media outlet, just happily peddles for Apple and pretends that it is.
00:11:18.000 They want us to take them seriously.
00:11:20.000 That's the joke with all of this.
00:11:21.000 They think that we should take them seriously.
00:11:24.000 They actually sneer at us when we don't take them seriously.
00:11:26.000 Oh man, do you remember when they were doing like the Joe Rogan takedown
00:11:29.000 and they were sort of saying like, you know, we have rooms full of people back there.
00:11:32.000 Joe Rogan, he just turns up and speaks to people from a variety of backgrounds with incredible expertise.
00:11:38.000 And people like him, well, they shouldn't.
00:11:40.000 Like, you're right.
00:11:42.000 They expect our obedience.
00:11:45.000 They expect our trust.
00:11:47.000 But is trust in media declining?
00:11:49.000 I certainly know mine is.
00:11:50.000 OK, let's have a look at this potential impeachment of Joe Biden.
00:11:54.000 Let's have a look.
00:11:56.000 I don't think impeachments don't really do anything.
00:11:58.000 They're always happening.
00:11:59.000 I remember when we first heard it, or at least when I first heard it, it was Bill Clinton.
00:12:03.000 Is that when you heard it?
00:12:04.000 Biden. The order gives House Republicans...
00:12:04.000 Of course.
00:12:07.000 I don't think impeachments don't really do anything. They're always happening. I remember
00:12:10.000 when we first heard it, or at least when I first heard it, it was Bill Clinton. Is that
00:12:14.000 when you heard it?
00:12:15.000 Yes, of course.
00:12:16.000 Listen, there's going to be an impeachment.
00:12:17.000 Oh no!
00:12:18.000 There's been so many impeachments now, I still don't know what it is.
00:12:21.000 Doesn't seem to do anything at all.
00:12:23.000 Basically some people chat for a while, no one ever gets condemned, nothing ever gets done.
00:12:27.000 We're still basically living within the same system.
00:12:29.000 Sounds like politics, yeah.
00:12:31.000 We're gonna pretend to do some stuff for a while and then do nothing.
00:12:36.000 And then we're gonna just accept a load of money from Apple and other companies and then we'll carry on.
00:12:40.000 Back to the real news!
00:12:41.000 You can get it in lilac!
00:12:45.000 The White House calling the move extreme politics at its worst.
00:12:52.000 McCarthy alleging corruption and abuse of power on the part of the president.
00:12:56.000 But does he have the evidence and the votes?
00:12:59.000 Garrett Haig starts us off tonight from Capitol Hill.
00:13:03.000 It's not real news is it? I mean in a sense this is comparable to the Apple information in a sense
00:13:09.000 that it's sort of held within such a sort of tight frame so lacking in genuine inquiry.
00:13:14.000 But will he have the votes? What will really happen?
00:13:17.000 Basically nothing. I suppose what this is is an acknowledgement that having gone from a maligned and
00:13:25.000 forbidden story it's now just something that's being at least talked about in the
00:13:29.000 mainstream.
00:13:30.000 I don't think it's going to end in any sort of significant condemnation, is it?
00:13:35.000 I mean, I think, you know, the left are very much saying that they don't have the evidence, the right are saying that we do.
00:13:35.000 Who knows?
00:13:41.000 Who knows what will happen?
00:13:42.000 We'll just see.
00:13:43.000 We're going to leave YouTube.
00:13:44.000 For one thing, we're going to be talking about Rand Paul and COVID vaccines, and also then I can speak freely about Saudi Arabia and 9-11, and maybe even the CIA.
00:13:53.000 Allegedly!
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00:14:09.000 Now, here is some praise for Saudi Arabia in connection with 9-11.
00:14:15.000 Let's break that down.
00:14:17.000 Adrian Watson posts, we welcome this weekend's announcement by Saudi Arabia committing $20 billion to support President Biden's signature initiative, the Partnership for Global Infrastructure.
00:14:28.000 It seems auspicious that that was announced on 9-11.
00:14:33.000 Yeah I mean there's been yeah there's been outcry from people who say that you know this is not something we already had Joe Biden lying about where he was on September 12th when he was doing that speech recently on September 11th which was inconceivable really that he'd follow up a lie about Hawaii and his own house fire with another lie about where he was the day after 9-11 absolutely incredible and now the White House has released this on 9-11 also praising Saudi Arabia.
00:14:59.000 I like that he said he was at ground zero. I was at ground zero with the victims or were you actually
00:15:04.000 pushing for a subsequently proven to be irrelevant and unnecessary and unhelpful war in Iraq? Oh no,
00:15:11.000 yeah, I remember now. That's like saying where were you? I was just at a dog's home helping dogs
00:15:16.000 when in fact you were strangling a dog in an alleyway. It's the sort of opposite of that.
00:15:21.000 Yes, I mean of course, I mean are you allowed to talk about Saudi Arabia and 9-11 now?
00:15:26.000 We've got reports here from the Intercept and Jacobin, so there.
00:15:30.000 There you go.
00:15:30.000 It's so difficult, isn't it?
00:15:31.000 You're sort of like, there's the news that you watch on the TV, and then there's like, look, we understand now that Saudi Arabia was significantly involved in 9-11 in so much as many of the hijackers were from Saudi Arabia, that Saudi Arabian royals were rushed out of the United States on that day, that there were curious relationships between the Saudi Arabian royal family and the Bush family.
00:15:50.000 Now we know that some of those hijackers have been recruited by the CIA.
00:15:53.000 Yep.
00:15:54.000 Allegedly!
00:15:55.000 Kit Clamberg's report.
00:15:57.000 Kit Clamberg from the Grey Zone, yeah.
00:15:58.000 So there's some extraordinary information available, and yeah, what do you get from the mainstream?
00:16:03.000 Whether it's, you know, online or on TV, you get sort of puff pieces about initiatives, infrastructure initiatives.
00:16:11.000 Absolutely astonishing.
00:16:13.000 From one not-conspiracy theory to another, JFK, a secret service agent, has broken his silence on the JFK assassination.
00:16:22.000 Should we talk about it?
00:16:23.000 Yeah, you're gonna like this, Ross.
00:16:23.000 Is this good?
00:16:24.000 Yeah, you're gonna like it.
00:16:25.000 Let's have a look.
00:16:26.000 We are about to talk to a former Secret Service agent with a secret that, if true, could rewrite so much of what we know happened on the day President John F. Kennedy was assassinated.
00:16:35.000 It is a confession.
00:16:37.000 I can't watch this in the same way since we've become friends with Bobby Kennedy.
00:16:42.000 I used to just watch this as pure sort of spectacle, as an evident example of obvious corruption, of what happens if people step out of line.
00:16:52.000 My main reference would have been like Oliver Stone's movie.
00:16:55.000 It's an early entry point into many of our understanding that you can't trust the state.
00:17:01.000 Now I've sort of got ideas of him being like a little kid and like losing his uncle and his father and stuff.
00:17:07.000 It's interesting, it changes it.
00:17:08.000 And he says he is making, after 60 years of silence, all about a single bullet he found in the back of that convertible.
00:17:17.000 60 years after one of the most earth-shattering days in modern American history, when President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas in 1963.
00:17:25.000 President John F. Kennedy died at approximately 1 o'clock.
00:17:32.000 Central Standard Time.
00:17:33.000 Former Secret Service agent Paul Landis, who was with the president that day, is opening up for the first time about what he witnessed.
00:17:41.000 For decades, the prevailing theory was that one bullet struck JFK and then hit Texas Governor John Connolly, who was sitting in front of him.
00:17:49.000 It became known as the magic bullet theory, which explained how one shooter could have fired all the shots.
00:17:56.000 The theory is based on this bullet being found on Governor Connally's gurney at the hospital.
00:18:01.000 But now in a new book, Landis says he knows how it got there.
00:18:05.000 The 88-year-old tells the New York Times he found that bullet lodged in the car seat behind where Kennedy was killed.
00:18:12.000 He says he then took Wow.
00:18:14.000 So, I mean, that theory anyway, to see that theory disparaged or discredited shouldn't come as a tremendous shock, should it?
00:18:23.000 Given that it was contingent upon a bullet bouncing around several times, passing through various people, pinging about on some crazy little assassination jolly.
00:18:35.000 And the fact that it was wedged in the seat and was placed there.
00:18:37.000 Yeah.
00:18:38.000 Demonstrates plainly that it was, you know, demonstrably untrue at the time.
00:18:41.000 But this does come back to conspiracy theories.
00:18:43.000 I mean, Oliver Stone himself, the amount of flak he's received personally about, you know, his film.
00:18:49.000 You know, people at the time were kind of saying, oh, it's highly entertaining, but it's, you know, not plausible and it's ridiculous and that he's a conspiracy theorist.
00:18:58.000 Another one of those things is like, then stuff starts to come out and you're like, oh, I don't think he was a conspiracy theorist, actually.
00:19:03.000 I mean, it kind of rings true with what's happening in society at the moment, doesn't it?
00:19:07.000 Again and again and again.
00:19:09.000 First, there's this huge discrediting and then, oh yeah, no, sorry about that.
00:19:12.000 We were lying.
00:19:13.000 We killed him.
00:19:14.000 Allegedly, for heaven's sake.
00:19:17.000 Hey, let us know what you lot think in the comments.
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00:19:22.000 Now, our exclusive Rumble story is Rampool talking about the risks of the vaccine outweigh the risks of the disease.
00:19:30.000 Now, that's astonishing and it's also we're looking at that Commensurately with something from the British media.
00:19:39.000 Andrew Bridgen released a video claiming the Pfizer vaccine used in clinical trials was different to the one rolled out across the world.
00:19:45.000 But first of all, let's look at Ramport.
00:19:47.000 I mean, I guess this is where the rubber meets the road.
00:19:50.000 After all of this perambulation, all of this analysis, the mudslinging, the condemnation, the climbing back from condemning Joe Rogan on CNN, shaming people for not wanting to get vaccines, saying that it was beneficial to other people and a kind of civic responsibility to acknowledge and it wasn't, to potentially It's worse for you than the disease.
00:20:14.000 The cure is worse than the disease.
00:20:17.000 I mean, have we finally arrived at that point?
00:20:20.000 And will the mainstream media allow that conclusion to be successfully reached?
00:20:24.000 Will the system be able to accommodate a truth that heavy?
00:20:28.000 Because Moderna is still sponsoring Novak Djokovic like extraordinarily by proxy with that mad shot of the day.
00:20:35.000 Did you guys see that?
00:20:36.000 It's bloody ridiculous.
00:20:37.000 Let's have a look at what Senator Rand Paul's got to say.
00:20:41.000 Because the risks of the vaccine outweigh the risks of the disease.
00:20:47.000 This really encapsulates the debate here.
00:20:50.000 Your health care is about you.
00:20:52.000 You're not a statistic.
00:20:54.000 The Democrats somehow feel you are a cog in their wheel and you're just supposed to do what everybody does and do as you say.
00:21:01.000 There you are.
00:21:03.000 Curious to see that that's now being publicly said.
00:21:06.000 Imagine that on day one of the pandemic or with the rollout, that enthusiastic rollout.
00:21:12.000 I shudder to think about the freight, the amount, the cargo of propaganda the glibness, the certainty, the condemnation. It was such
00:21:22.000 an extraordinary epochal time, already being repackaged, already being somehow passed into
00:21:29.000 some space of cultural Alzheimer's that we're not meant to remember. We don't talk much about
00:21:34.000 Andrew Bridgen who was like excised from the Houses of Parliament in our country for,
00:21:39.000 essentially I believe he was criticising vaccine rollouts. I don't want to reprise what he said that caused
00:21:46.000 so much ire, but now he is saying, Andrew Bridgen is claiming the Pfizer vaccine used in
00:21:51.000 clinical trials was a different vaccine to the one rolled out across the world. Let's have a look.
00:21:56.000 In August this year, I wrote to Prime Minister Rishi Sunak with evidence that I'd received from Dr Josh Guchko of the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, which indicated that Pfizer had been enabled by the MHRA, the Medicines and Healthcare Product Regulatory Agency in the UK, to carry out a bait-and-switch operation with their vaccine, which meant that the Pfizer vaccine that was tested on 22,000 individuals with 22,000 in a placebo group was not the same vaccine that was rolled out in the UK and around the world.
00:22:34.000 The compelling evidence for this is the fact that on the second day of mass vaccination in the UK, the MHRA changed the guidelines, told people they had to stay at the vaccination centre for 15 minutes after vaccination.
00:22:49.000 The reason for this remaining at the vaccination centre was the risk of anaphylactic shock.
00:22:56.000 The MHRA hadn't expected anaphylactic shock because it wasn't shown in the Pfizer trials.
00:23:02.000 You only get anaphylactic shock when there are endotoxins in the vaccines.
00:23:07.000 You only get endotoxins in the vaccines when they've been cultured up in bacteria such as Escherichia coli.
00:23:13.000 That demonstrated that the vaccine that was rolled out around the world was not manufactured in the same way or to the same standards as that vaccine that they'd got medical approval for.
00:23:26.000 And that dude's had to make himself such an expert on vaccines.
00:23:29.000 He understands the kind of cultures that you have to grow them in.
00:23:31.000 It seems to be another demonstrable example of peculiarity with regard to the ongoing pandemic narrative.
00:23:40.000 Let me know in the comments if you agree.
00:23:42.000 The main question is though, why has no one mentioned how many mice this has been tested on?
00:23:46.000 How many mouses did you test it on?
00:23:49.000 There must have been nine, or as many as twelve mouses that have tried that.
00:23:53.000 It sounds like they did a trial on 22,000 people, a placebo trial on 22,000 people, and then, as is being alleged here, used a different and distinct vaccine.
00:24:05.000 Extraordinary allegation there.
00:24:07.000 Let us know what you think about that.
00:24:08.000 Hey, you can come see me in Plymouth if you're in the UK on the 22nd of September and Wolverhampton on September the 28th.
00:24:17.000 Both of those events are to raise money for a couple of treatment centres that I would say I support, that you support, because it's your money actually.
00:24:25.000 So if you're interested in coming to those, have a look, come along, it'll be lovely to see you.
00:24:29.000 Now, Joe Biden, as you know, went to Maui and claimed that his house fire was in some way comparable to their incredible suffering.
00:24:39.000 He's now just told another extraordinary story about his actions on September the 12th that seemed to go beyond hypocrisy.
00:24:45.000 So we have a look at the nature of Joe Biden, the truth and war.
00:24:52.000 Here's the news.
00:24:53.000 No, here's the effing news.
00:24:58.000 Here's the fucking news!
00:25:01.000 Joe Biden, after consoling Hawaiians with his liar liar house on fire lie, has now tried to claim that on September the 12th he was at ground zero, sticking up for those brave Americans that suffered those assaults and that onslaught.
00:25:14.000 When in fact what he was doing on September the 12th was advocating for a war in Iraq that was a complete made-up fiasco lie.
00:25:21.000 Liar liar, house on fire, not just the house, maybe the whole world.
00:25:27.000 We talked, didn't we, about Joe Biden going off to Hawaii and saying, oh, you know, I know what it's like to have your whole country devastated by fires because there was a time where one room of my house briefly caught fire and gave me the opportunity to potentially get some nice new stuff.
00:25:39.000 I almost lost my Chevy 67 and my cat.
00:25:39.000 Wink, wink.
00:25:42.000 He scoffed to the devastated people of Maui.
00:25:45.000 I almost lost my wife, my 67 Corvette and my cat.
00:25:50.000 Well now Joe Biden has claimed that on September the 12th he was one of the almost the first responder almost rushing up the stairwells of the North Tower when in fact after the horrific attacks of September the 11th what Joe Biden was actually doing was advocating for attacks on Iraq which retrospectively were a waste of time and made things a hell of a lot worse.
00:26:11.000 Hell like him.
00:26:12.000 I join you on this solemn day to tell some little old lies.
00:26:17.000 To renew our sacred vow.
00:26:20.000 Never forget.
00:26:22.000 Never forget.
00:26:23.000 It's a bit rich coming from you, mate.
00:26:25.000 I don't think you're going to get to the end of this sentence, are you?
00:26:27.000 Never forget.
00:26:28.000 Never fulfill.
00:26:30.000 Never lapped up to the... Wait, what was I saying?
00:26:33.000 We never forget.
00:26:35.000 Joe Biden's catchphrase should not be never forget.
00:26:37.000 Joe Biden's catchphrase would be, I do sometimes forget.
00:26:40.000 Each of us, each of those precious lives stolen too soon when evil attacked.
00:26:46.000 That rhetoric is much too similar to the George W. Bush rhetoric that at that time was condemned by the neoliberal establishment for being too simplistic and reductive.
00:26:57.000 Evil, all that kind of stuff, you know?
00:26:59.000 Like, aren't we ready for a different type of perspective?
00:27:02.000 New is this person offering when it comes to international diplomacy, geopolitics, new world solutions, organizing democracy differently.
00:27:10.000 It was evil.
00:27:12.000 Of course, the bombing of the Twin Towers was evil, but there's no review of what took place after those events.
00:27:18.000 Whether the subsequent war was illegal, immoral and wrong and how that pertains to current conflicts, they can't give you that because essentially the same administration or the same sets of interests are still governing America right now.
00:27:31.000 Joe Biden, who's about to claim that he spent September the 12th clearing up rubble, was actually advocating for the invasion of Iraq on September the 12th.
00:27:39.000 So ultimately what you're able to witness is in spite of the fluctuations and the mad static that takes place in the mainstream, the kind of political figures that are offered up to you as leaders will continue with the war machine.
00:27:51.000 Except, let us know in the comments if anyone's outside of that, you crazy kids.
00:27:54.000 Brownsville, New York.
00:27:57.000 I remember standing there the next day and looking at the building.
00:28:01.000 I felt like I was looking through the gates of hell.
00:28:04.000 It looked so devastating.
00:28:06.000 That's such a mad thing to say, if it's not true.
00:28:07.000 I was, like, looking through the gates of hell at the devastation.
00:28:10.000 Were you even there?
00:28:11.000 No, I was actually advocating for creating more war and mayhem in Iraq.
00:28:16.000 Because the way you could... From where you could stand.
00:28:18.000 What?
00:28:19.000 You could see all that from Washington, where you were advocating for invading Iraq?
00:28:22.000 Yeah, I got really good eyes.
00:28:24.000 I did then.
00:28:24.000 And plus, I never forget.
00:28:26.000 I never, ever forgo Bojo.
00:28:29.000 Shanksville, Pennsylvania.
00:28:31.000 The Pentagon in Virginia.
00:28:33.000 I spent many 9-11s in those hallowed grounds to bear witness and remember those we lost.
00:28:41.000 Every day, but especially the last few days, their memory has been with me.
00:28:45.000 In a speech in Anchorage, Alaska on Monday to commemorate the 22nd anniversary of the 9-11 attacks, President Joe Biden told service members, first responders and their families that he visited Ground Zero the day after September 11 attacks that killed nearly 3,000 Americans.
00:28:59.000 Ground Zero in New York, he remarked, I remember standing there the next day and looking at the building.
00:29:04.000 I felt like I was looking through the gates of hell.
00:29:06.000 It looked so devastating from where you could stand.
00:29:08.000 I suppose what their defence would be is that, oh, he was there a few days later or a week later or whatever it is.
00:29:12.000 But in a sense, what you have is just a series of events where Joe Biden has offered up anecdotes about how he was approximate to suffering a disaster, where in one case there was a small fire and in the next case it's a big liar because he was actually exacerbating that situation by advocating for further war.
00:29:30.000 Despite what he said, Joe Biden, who was then chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, did not visit Ground Zero on September 12th, 2001.
00:29:37.000 He was in Washington that day, participating in a Senate session to consider a joint resolution condemning the attacks, which passed unanimously.
00:29:44.000 Bit of a waste of time.
00:29:45.000 Should we condemn these attacks?
00:29:47.000 Yes, they were bad.
00:29:49.000 They were bad.
00:29:51.000 Another great day's work in the Senate.
00:29:53.000 Okay, so where was Joe Biden on September 12th?
00:29:56.000 Mr. President, this is a time to mourn, but not to despair.
00:30:00.000 A time for resolve, but not remorse.
00:30:03.000 A time for sober investigation and no recrimination.
00:30:08.000 Instead, Biden appeared on WNET's Charlie Rose via satellite from Washington for a segment discussing the international and congressional response to the attacks, a fact identified yesterday by National Review's Noah Rothman.
00:30:20.000 In reality Biden did not visit the site until nine days later on September the 20th as part of a delegation of fellow senators.
00:30:26.000 This is not the first time that Biden has been caught embellishing details of his own life experience and similar incidents relating to a 2004 house fire and a supposed arrest while trying to meet Nelson Mandela in South Africa have drawn criticism in recent years.
00:30:38.000 Yep, I was going over there to meet Nelson Mandela.
00:30:41.000 Got myself arrested.
00:30:42.000 Still met Nelson though.
00:30:43.000 I remember looking at him thinking, it's like the gates of hell.
00:30:47.000 No, wait, that's the other one.
00:30:48.000 He did it three times in a single speech last month, falsely claiming to have witnessed a bridge collapse in Pittsburgh in 2022.
00:30:54.000 He actually visited the site more than six hours after the collapse.
00:30:57.000 Falsely claiming his grandfather had died just days prior to his own birth at the same hospital.
00:31:01.000 His paternal grandfather died more than a year prior in another state.
00:31:05.000 Died just the day before.
00:31:07.000 Same hospital.
00:31:07.000 It's a circle of life.
00:31:08.000 It was a year before in another hospital.
00:31:10.000 Still a circle of life.
00:31:11.000 Just a bigger circle.
00:31:12.000 Never ever forget.
00:31:13.000 And again, repeating a long debunked false story about a supposed conversation with an Amtrak conductor who was deceased at the time the story would have had to take place.
00:31:21.000 You know what I was talking to?
00:31:22.000 That Amtrak striker, quiet guy, quiet and decaying, slowly, on a mortary slab.
00:31:28.000 I liked him.
00:31:29.000 Never forget.
00:31:30.000 In 2021 and 2022, he falsely claimed to have been arrested during a civil rights protest.
00:31:34.000 He had previously said merely that an officer had taken him home from a protest.
00:31:38.000 Falsely claimed he used to drive an 18-wheeler, the way I said he once had a job driving a different vehicle, a school bus.
00:31:43.000 Falsely claimed to have visited the Pittsburgh synagogue where worshippers were killed in a 2018 mass shooting.
00:31:48.000 He had spoken to his rabbi by phone but had not gone.
00:31:50.000 Falsely claimed to have visited Iraq and Afghanistan as president, he made repeated visits as a senator and vice president, but not as president.
00:31:57.000 In a sense, either dear Joe Biden's a bit of a fibber, or he sort of can't really remember anything.
00:32:04.000 And I think both of those challenges, in a sense, are a problem when you consider that he could be president for another Six years.
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00:33:22.000 Now let's get back to this dreadful, unnecessary, unwinnable war.
00:33:26.000 He told a false story involving a late relative and the Purple Heart and falsely described his interactions decades ago with late Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir.
00:33:34.000 No wonder he's so confused all the time.
00:33:35.000 He's living simultaneous lives, he's visiting places, people are being born, he's having conversations with dead bodies.
00:33:41.000 It's like Forrest Gump really.
00:33:43.000 You know, it's funny how you remember some things, but some things you can't.
00:33:46.000 So of course those are rather frivolous lies, but it's worth mentioning that one of the main attacks that the Democrat party establishment has towards Donald Trump is that he's a liar, that he doesn't tell the truth all the time, and it just seems that, of course, they will say that Trump's lies are worse or whatever, and loads of you adore Donald Trump, but Plainly, Joe Biden is a person that has his own challenges with the truth, some of which are pretty frivolous and amusing, like some of the ones we just listed.
00:34:08.000 But one of his more serious lies is his attempt to distance himself from the events that led to the invasion of Iraq, which was illegal.
00:34:15.000 Here's a different perspective on Joe Biden's involvement in that terrible conflict.
00:34:19.000 The Iraq war vote is part of the extensive record Biden cites and he has struggled to accurately account for it, repeatedly suggesting he opposed the war and Mr Bush's conduct from the beginning.
00:34:28.000 Claims that detailed facts checkers have deemed wrong or misleading.
00:34:31.000 Biden didn't just vote for the war, he was a leading democratic voice in its favour and played an important role in persuading the public of its necessity.
00:34:39.000 More broadly, laying the groundwork for Bush's invasion.
00:34:43.000 So it seems like he was a key instigator, collaborator, supporter.
00:34:47.000 Now that it's no longer convenient to acknowledge that role, he claims that he opposed the war.
00:34:54.000 I think this becomes relevant because continually comparisons are made between the invasion of Iraq or the two wars with Iraq and the ongoing proxy war now.
00:35:04.000 Many people saying that all that's really changed is there's a more refined and deceptive model when it comes to foreign military action.
00:35:12.000 The intentions remain the same.
00:35:13.000 America is willing to go to war for corporate globalist interests, always claiming it's for humanitarian reasons or for some righteous crusade.
00:35:23.000 And Joe Biden, in spite of claiming to be on one side of history, quite plainly is on the other.
00:35:28.000 As President Bush attempted to sell the US public on the war, Biden became one of the administration's steadfast allies in this cause, backing claims about the supposed threat posed by Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein and insisting on the necessity of removing him from power.
00:35:42.000 Count me in the 90%, Biden said in the weeks after the attack.
00:35:45.000 There was total cohesion, he said, between Democrats and Republicans in the challenges ahead.
00:35:49.000 There is no daylight between us.
00:35:51.000 Wow, that's a pretty significant statement.
00:35:53.000 One that supports a growing belief that what you have in America is a kind of war machine that requires continual international conflict in order to sustain itself.
00:36:01.000 And then it needs to find new sophistry to justify ongoing wars.
00:36:05.000 This is a humanitarian war.
00:36:06.000 They've got weapons of mass destruction.
00:36:08.000 We're not even in this war.
00:36:09.000 What do you want to happen?
00:36:10.000 Putin's a criminal.
00:36:11.000 That machine has to be maintained at all costs.
00:36:14.000 And it seems that Joe Biden, whether it's the Iraq war, Or this current war is very firmly entrenched in that mentality, which is beyond partisan politics because it's very difficult to disrupt or derail that machine.
00:36:26.000 That machine is motoring forward and probably will do anything it needs to to prevent its agenda being opposed.
00:36:32.000 There's no daylight between the Democrats and Republicans.
00:36:35.000 What if you were against that war, which In retrospect, you would have been absolutely right to oppose.
00:36:41.000 Many people did oppose it.
00:36:42.000 This has nothing to do with Iraq.
00:36:43.000 What we invade in Iraq for, they're not involved.
00:36:45.000 It's much more to do with other countries.
00:36:47.000 I probably still can't even say on YouTube.
00:36:49.000 Allegations that there was deep state involvement.
00:36:51.000 There's so much to go into here.
00:36:53.000 But look at what actually happened.
00:36:54.000 No daylight between them.
00:36:56.000 Both parties aligned in their agenda towards war.
00:36:59.000 You had no choice.
00:37:01.000 There's nothing you could have done.
00:37:03.000 You can protest.
00:37:04.000 You can complain about it.
00:37:05.000 What did they also do during that time?
00:37:06.000 Increased surveillance.
00:37:08.000 Increased censorship through the Patriot Act.
00:37:10.000 The Patriot Act for you patriots out there.
00:37:12.000 Which gave them the further ability to control you that has led to very little successful action or preventative measures against terror.
00:37:19.000 Do you see how crises are used in order to create more authority and more ability for centralised authority to control the population?
00:37:29.000 Whether it's through big tech, whether it's through military action, whether it's through more surveillance, whether it's through an ability to lock you in your home.
00:37:35.000 Whatever crisis comes about, and I'm not saying the crises aren't real, 9-11 really happened, plainly.
00:37:41.000 Coronavirus really happened, plainly.
00:37:42.000 Wars, plainly really happened.
00:37:44.000 But what is the response?
00:37:45.000 And what is the intention of the response?
00:37:47.000 Is it humanitarian or is it profit and dominion and a unipolar agenda that seems to be being pursued aggressively to this day with Joe Biden involved then as he was now and still lying about it, sometimes admittedly quite humorously.
00:38:01.000 The Iraq war has generally been seen as one of the worst US foreign policy blunders in decades.
00:38:06.000 It fueled the spread of terrorism and destabilized the Middle East and parts of North Africa.
00:38:11.000 ISIL is a direct outgrowth of al-Qaeda in Iraq that grew out of our invasion.
00:38:15.000 No, it's President Obama.
00:38:16.000 We did a story about his involvement in American foreign policy, you should have a look at that as well.
00:38:20.000 More than 4,500 US soldiers and nearly as many US military contractors lost their lives.
00:38:26.000 Tens and thousands were wounded, with hundreds of thousands more suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder.
00:38:31.000 Estimates of Iraqi deaths run as high as 1 million.
00:38:34.000 Bear those ideas in mind when you hear with regard to the current conflict that America is supporting that America are getting their money's worth because Ukrainians are dying for just 3% of the American military budget.
00:38:47.000 All that's happening is this war machine is able to amend and adjust in order to continue.
00:38:52.000 It seems that many policies that are presented as ideological shifts, as progress, are actually just ways of masking the same monolithic power, thrusting through history, profiting the powerful, ignoring ordinary people, dividing us through rhetoric, and claiming that it's a humanitarian enterprise.
00:39:10.000 At the very least, Biden should explain why he played such a major role in winning the authorisation from Congress for President Bush to wage this disastrous war.
00:39:19.000 So it appears that Joe Biden has always, throughout his career, been engaged in the politics of war, making war seem necessary, humane, a response to an egregious terror attack, Necessary support in a humanitarian conflict against a wild, tyrannical aggressor.
00:39:36.000 Joe Biden appears to be advocating for something other than the American people.
00:39:41.000 And if you ask me, something other than the truth.
00:39:44.000 And whether or not these sort of casual, anecdotal indiscrepancies are significant or not is for you to decide for yourself.
00:39:51.000 Perhaps it isn't that significant, but what it is an indicator of is that you have a government that does not advocate for you, that does not represent you, That has an agenda that is way beyond anything that might interest or improve your life.
00:40:03.000 Big Pharma bill coming through.
00:40:05.000 Not really, it won't affect Big Pharma.
00:40:06.000 War coming through that you're paying for.
00:40:08.000 Massive disaster in Hawaii.
00:40:10.000 Irrelevant packages of aid.
00:40:13.000 Ultimately, when it comes to the important issues, there's no daylight at all between the Republicans and the Democrats because they are both living in darkness.
00:40:23.000 But that's just what I think.
00:40:28.000 Let me know what you think in the chat.
00:40:28.000 See you in a second.
00:40:29.000 Thanks for using Fox News.
00:40:31.000 Do the do.
00:40:32.000 No, he's the fucking news!
00:40:34.000 War as an economic model.
00:40:39.000 A president that casually lies while his chief opponent is persecuted and pursued.
00:40:46.000 In many instances because he's declared to be a liar.
00:40:51.000 What an extraordinary world we live in.
00:40:53.000 Thankfully football's not like that.
00:40:55.000 Football is nice.
00:40:58.000 Football is nice.
00:41:05.000 And football remains nice even when there's a break in the EPL, which is what I primarily follow.
00:41:09.000 Gareth, of course, likes a championship because that's where Hull City find themselves and may yet remain.
00:41:15.000 We've had some fantastic football stories going on this week.
00:41:19.000 Firstly, Messi still might get Ballon d'Or in spite of the fact that he's playing in America.
00:41:23.000 Amazing.
00:41:24.000 Has that ever happened before?
00:41:25.000 No, it won't have done, surely.
00:41:26.000 It would have been only people playing in major European leagues, I would have thought, wouldn't it?
00:41:31.000 And it's usually Lionel Messi.
00:41:34.000 Where's Lionel Messi play?
00:41:36.000 Well he's the best.
00:41:37.000 Give it to him.
00:41:38.000 That's really interesting story we're looking at.
00:41:40.000 We're also going to be looking at that YouTube football match.
00:41:44.000 I saw it and I couldn't make visual sense of it and I actually couldn't identify the stadium even though it's the home ground of the team that I support, West Ham United.
00:41:53.000 It was just so sort of It's sort of jarring and startling to see the Sidemen there, YouTube Sensations, playing a YouTube all-star team to raise money for various good causes.
00:42:05.000 I couldn't like get my because whenever you see like a charity match of any description,
00:42:10.000 even though it's quite high profile ex pros, or even current pros, you know, like in some
00:42:14.000 sort of friendly context, the crowd looks different and is often not for this thing
00:42:19.000 was like they've just invented a new sport. I mean, I suppose this is off the back of
00:42:22.000 those kind of Logan Paul boxing matches is it's now the criteria of excellence is no
00:42:30.000 longer required. And this is not criticism is a charity raising the endeavor and I'm
00:42:33.000 not gonna be some sort of Oh, sticking the mud as I mentioned, be allowed to that, of
00:42:37.000 course, they should be allowed to do whatever they want. I'm just looking at the idea of
00:42:40.000 merit. Yeah, no.
00:42:42.000 Or excellence at least, no longer being a kind of a precondition.
00:42:48.000 Because I suppose sport comes from things like the Olympics, where it's literally about excellence.
00:42:54.000 These are the very fittest, finest.
00:42:55.000 But now it's about something else.
00:42:57.000 It's become about something else.
00:42:59.000 These new models, I think it's interesting, isn't it?
00:43:02.000 I mean, we've talked about Sound of Freedom before and the way in which Sound of Freedom came to what, make more money than Indiana Jones at the box office?
00:43:08.000 Sure, I think.
00:43:09.000 And maybe even Mission Impossible.
00:43:12.000 Incredible, really.
00:43:13.000 And that is like a new model of raising capital and a new model of advertising, all those kind of things.
00:43:17.000 And it's the same for these guys.
00:43:19.000 I mean, obviously, amazing what Logan Paul and his brother have done.
00:43:23.000 But this was astonishing.
00:43:24.000 I watched it and the production value was incredible.
00:43:28.000 It was like watching a Champions League game, not even a Premier League game.
00:43:31.000 They pulled out all the stops.
00:43:33.000 It was really amazing.
00:43:34.000 There's so much wealth and revenue in a sense I think these people are remarkable vanguard entertainers particularly I mean I suppose the ones I've heard of like Mr. Beast and KSI there.
00:43:45.000 It was so mad to see Mr. Beast actually because obviously it's in England and he wasn't as anywhere near as prominent as you would think he would because obviously Mr. Beast in YouTube world is he is Mr. YouTube isn't he?
00:43:57.000 astonishingly massive on there. In this game, he was just one of the many, many players.
00:44:04.000 It was like, oh, there is. Did you know many of them were?
00:44:07.000 I knew I knew a few. And I mean, I know the sidemen, but I didn't know everyone. How do you
00:44:13.000 equate a phenomena like this or not equate contrast and compare this phenomena with the
00:44:20.000 sort of appearing this the appearing changes in the kind of upper echelons of say for example
00:44:28.000 Hollywood like sort of Now the most major Hollywood stars, is it someone like Timothee Chalamet?
00:44:33.000 If you think in the 80s or 90s, it's like, Arnie!
00:44:38.000 Bruce Willis!
00:44:39.000 Demi Moore!
00:44:41.000 These are what stars are.
00:44:42.000 As media diversifies and changes, these people are more famous than any movie star.
00:44:49.000 Certainly to a certain generation they are. Yeah, and like other than KSI and Mr. Beast, I mean them other four lads
00:44:56.000 I don't know if they're English. I don't know like where they're from. They're a mixture. Yeah amazing
00:45:00.000 I was supposed to some of them are YouTube all-stars and some of them are like from Sidemen like I've allowed like I
00:45:06.000 mean, it's Extraordinary the way that technology orders the world is
00:45:10.000 Have we got any of it?
00:45:11.000 Have we got any live footage of it?
00:45:13.000 I saw a little bit of it and like you say, it just shows that the standard of the game is less relevant.
00:45:18.000 Someone's getting a yellow card.
00:45:19.000 Let's have a look at this little bit.
00:45:35.000 This is meta modernity, right?
00:45:37.000 Because now, like, it's something that I think all of us think about with sport, is that we have to enter into a consensus to enjoy it.
00:45:45.000 Like, if you were watching it from a sort of, what do I want to say, a kind of truly objective perspective, we would simply pick the ball up and run it into the net, or, you know, like this.
00:45:55.000 And, like, to see that kind of odd metamodern moment where someone gives a card to the referee, also to see... That's Max Fosch, I think, that was.
00:46:03.000 We ran for London Mayor, didn't we, last year?
00:46:08.000 There's an interesting concept.
00:46:10.000 Max Fosch there, giving a card back to the referee and the referee sort of gamely recognising that his authority is subverted.
00:46:20.000 I'm going to offer you now that this is sort of a cultural artefact that demonstrates a changing and shifting paradigm.
00:46:26.000 Firstly, there's a new set of stars, YouTube all-stars and sidemen. Football no longer
00:46:33.000 needs to be based on, as long as you said earlier, if the ephemera is still there, like the
00:46:37.000 car bringing out the ball and the full crowd and all that stuff, it sort of seems as
00:46:41.000 spectacular as anything else.
00:46:43.000 It's almost like some kind of mass pornographisation could take place where you could just go,
00:46:48.000 let's get celebrities, you know like something that used to be like an MTV show, like MTV
00:46:52.000 Celebrity Deathmatch or whatever.
00:46:54.000 You sort of could have that now.
00:46:55.000 You could sort of have that.
00:46:57.000 There's something sort of, like this, I'm not saying it's nihilistic, I think it's like a news context.
00:47:01.000 Yeah.
00:47:02.000 I mean, what's amazing is what you were saying before about these guys are, you know, bigger than movie stars now.
00:47:08.000 And I think to is definitely to a certain audience they are.
00:47:10.000 Imagine if you'd had a movie when we were young, where you could literally get 40 of your favorite movie stars and put them all in one movie.
00:47:18.000 I mean, that's essentially what's happening is people are going to watch this and filling stadiums because they're seeing all their favorite YouTube stars in one place.
00:47:26.000 It must be.
00:47:27.000 and doing something that must feel a bit exciting as well.
00:47:32.000 It must be bloody brilliant.
00:47:33.000 My kids watch someone called Salish and Jordan.
00:47:36.000 Jordan is a dad who makes their shows and Salish is this young kid
00:47:41.000 and it's just her getting on with stuff.
00:47:43.000 It's pretty amazing the way they, even things the way they,
00:47:46.000 the product placements, the graphics, everything is so sort of slick, so much faster.
00:47:51.000 It's like the evolution from say radio to television is plainly sensually different.
00:48:00.000 You sort of think, okay, well obviously that's going to outdate, outmode and outstrip its predecessor.
00:48:07.000 But this is still like, you're looking at stuff But it has a different mentality to it.
00:48:13.000 It has a different vibe.
00:48:15.000 It has something about it, the speed that it moves at, the casualness.
00:48:19.000 Like, other stuff seems stilted and odd, and like it's not moving at the right pace.
00:48:24.000 Like, when you watch something else, it seems like it's too full of artifice and lacking in authenticity.
00:48:30.000 Like, and there is something, there is something philosophically happening when, like, give the car back, and it's sort of like mucking around and that.
00:48:37.000 Yeah.
00:48:38.000 Jizz all over this sort of thing that's only, you know, it's a bit of fun.
00:48:40.000 But I'm just saying... No, I agree with you.
00:48:42.000 You're melting something.
00:48:43.000 I think you're right.
00:48:43.000 There was like moments where KSI was getting interviewed.
00:48:46.000 He was in goal because obviously, like, he's, I think, preparing for a fight.
00:48:49.000 And so, like, they didn't want him to, like, you know, get injured or anything.
00:48:52.000 So he was in goal.
00:48:53.000 And, like, every so often, the kid who was doing the interviews would interview him just next to him.
00:48:57.000 In the game?
00:48:58.000 During the game.
00:48:58.000 Why not?
00:48:59.000 There you go.
00:49:00.000 And I was watching it thinking exactly that.
00:49:02.000 And these are the things that obviously football will evolve and in a way they're ahead of the curve.
00:49:08.000 They're creating new formats that almost inevitably you would think football will embrace at some point.
00:49:14.000 Mr Beast, what I've always thought about him is he's someone that just sort of goes, yeah, that'd be good.
00:49:19.000 I mean I'm not diminishing his obvious incredible set of skills and industry that's gone into it but he thinks in like a producer like would have done in TV 20 years ago like I think like Chris Evans definitely British TV personality like and now you have the possibility that football will be kind of forced to go oh my god people like that because I always I always thought it would be driven, and I suppose it will,
00:49:40.000 by finance and commerce.
00:49:42.000 When they do things like introducing VAR, I'm like, oh, that's going to...
00:49:45.000 I always thought they'll put adverts on while decisions are being made.
00:49:50.000 That's how it will be leveraged.
00:49:52.000 But now it seems like it might somehow be influenced culturally, rather...
00:49:56.000 And I suppose culture and finance, perhaps to a degree, they're indistinguishable and
00:50:00.000 can't be separated.
00:50:01.000 But that's mad.
00:50:02.000 And now, like, because, yeah, why not, instead of, like, you know, when you go a yellow card or sending off, like, we're gonna release a tiger onto the pitch, you know, oh yeah, cool!
00:50:12.000 You know, like, when you, so, because the world is sort of, I can't, in a sense, I think it's sort of beautiful because it's evolution, but in another sense I do think it's end times indicators.
00:50:21.000 Like when you see Messi's bodyguard running down the pitch at the side of it, it shows you that it's changed.
00:50:28.000 It's changed and you're the person that sort of always observed that football's robustness,
00:50:33.000 its power, like something great like Shakespeare, can withstand messing with it.
00:50:40.000 It's so sort of powerful that as you said, you can put it in Qatar, you can do all these
00:50:43.000 things and you're still like, oh my God, it's amazing.
00:50:45.000 I wasn't even wrong putting it in Qatar, but you perhaps were aware of the controversy
00:50:48.000 and stuff that went on at that time.
00:50:50.000 And now it's like, oh my God, you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:50:52.000 It's really interesting because you go, how powerful is this game?
00:50:57.000 And maybe all games, maybe all sport, but I was watching this and obviously the level
00:51:03.000 of quality is way below professional football match.
00:51:07.000 But then also there's a range of quality within the players.
00:51:10.000 There's this one lad called Manny, he was actually really good.
00:51:14.000 And so when he scores a really good goal, you're like, oh my God, he's so good.
00:51:15.000 You're like, oh, that's brilliant!
00:51:17.000 And so you've adjusted your levels of expectation.
00:51:21.000 So you're now watching something when a moment of quality pops up.
00:51:24.000 It is entertaining.
00:51:25.000 You actually felt excitement.
00:51:26.000 You actually felt, oh, pretty well done, mate.
00:51:28.000 Yeah, I suppose you would.
00:51:29.000 Like if you start watching a game at a park or something like that, you can sort of, oh, I'm into this now.
00:51:33.000 You know what we need to do, don't you?
00:51:35.000 Rumble All-Stars.
00:51:36.000 We need... Rumble All-Stars.
00:51:38.000 Yes.
00:51:39.000 I'm not comfortable playing football at a level that has stars.
00:51:42.000 But you know, it's all the Americans.
00:51:44.000 They're not going to be able to play football, Ross.
00:51:46.000 You'll finally, finally be the best player on the pitch.
00:51:49.000 Can we play just against American children?
00:51:53.000 If we play against American children... I'm not sure, actually, that's because they play a lot of soccer, don't they, in America?
00:51:58.000 The kids play soccer.
00:51:59.000 They'll be good if you're right.
00:52:00.000 It's the adults that you want to play.
00:52:02.000 It's the crowds.
00:52:02.000 The elderly, the vulnerable.
00:52:04.000 Bring us your sick.
00:52:06.000 That's what it is.
00:52:07.000 It's the message at the bottom of Statue of Liberty.
00:52:09.000 Bring us your dispossessed, your ravaged, your poor, your sick, your broken, with bunions, ingrowing toenails, drunk, falling over, and play the Rumble All-Stars.
00:52:19.000 We want to play Glenn Greenwald.
00:52:21.000 For the Football of the Year, Glenn.
00:52:23.000 That's alright.
00:52:24.000 I'm up for that.
00:52:25.000 And perhaps a couple of his dogs.
00:52:28.000 Versus us.
00:52:29.000 And our dog.
00:52:29.000 Sure.
00:52:30.000 Let's do it.
00:52:32.000 Also, over in the world of ephemera culture around football, Posta Koglu, Spurs' new beloved manager, had a song sung about him.
00:52:42.000 First by their fans, then by Robbie, but now we commented on it and look, the Spurs fans that wrote it They like it.
00:52:53.000 They like us talking about it.
00:52:54.000 I never saw that.
00:52:55.000 That's cool.
00:52:56.000 They are thanking us for commenting on what Because We So Said, who come up with it.
00:53:02.000 Yeah, we liked it.
00:53:03.000 We like the lyrics.
00:53:05.000 Christian Gross, we were very into that.
00:53:07.000 Yeah, you pointed out that it was a sort of a third and a button and all that kind of stuff.
00:53:10.000 That's pretty good.
00:53:11.000 Let's see what's going on with Saudi... Radically shifting away to politically neutral areas of the game.
00:53:18.000 Let's see what... Is that all Saudi Arabia?
00:53:21.000 Look at the Saudi Arabia all-stars.
00:53:23.000 Could they beat the Sidemen?
00:53:24.000 I mean, look at them.
00:53:26.000 I heard the guest of Football is Nice and friend Simon Jordan say he could give you an argument for why each and every one of them in one way or another is sort of past it.
00:53:35.000 Oh, really?
00:53:35.000 Yeah, he did sort of say that, more or less.
00:53:37.000 Really?
00:53:38.000 I hope I'm not oversimplifying it.
00:53:40.000 But, I mean, that's a... I don't think that's true in all cases.
00:53:42.000 Go on, who would you say?
00:53:43.000 There was that Kesi, who's left Barcelona.
00:53:46.000 I was looking at some of the ages of some of them, and I think Kesi's, like, 26?
00:53:51.000 Like, some of them are mid-twenties and have come from teams like Lazio or Barcelona.
00:53:55.000 I don't think he just meant aged.
00:53:57.000 Okay.
00:53:57.000 I reckon he said, let's say for example, Sam Maximan.
00:54:01.000 Brilliant footballer, probably not 30, but look at what's going on at Newcastle.
00:54:05.000 Newcastle are sort of transitioning into a better side.
00:54:08.000 And look at Riyad Mahrez.
00:54:11.000 I think they want more Arabic and Muslim players, isn't it?
00:54:16.000 That's why the prize to get is Mo Salah, isn't it?
00:54:20.000 I think it's a good point.
00:54:22.000 Is Karim Benzema?
00:54:23.000 I think he's Muslim.
00:54:25.000 I don't know if I'm getting into the religion of it, I just suppose it's culturally, it gives it some sort of weight in Saudi Arabia to have.
00:54:31.000 But I think you can probably also form an argument for why none of them were kind of elite players at the top of their game necessarily.
00:54:39.000 Yeah, it's not like Haaland.
00:54:41.000 Exactly.
00:54:41.000 And that's why Salah wouldn't have, it would have been an anomaly to an extent.
00:54:45.000 To an extent.
00:54:46.000 Yeah.
00:54:48.000 Maybe this is just our kind of, what do you want to call it, Occidentalism.
00:54:51.000 just our sort of perspective is like anyone that, cause I used to think that when say David Platt or Gaza
00:54:58.000 or Mark Hughes, Lineker, when English or British players went from our league to Spain or Italy,
00:55:06.000 I thought they've gone somewhere better.
00:55:08.000 That was the sort of assumption, wasn't it?
00:55:10.000 And that goes, when we were growing up, Italy, the Italian league, still the Italian national team,
00:55:15.000 but the Italian league was better than the Premier League, Spanish league better.
00:55:20.000 And then it was us probably, wasn't it?
00:55:21.000 Maybe you'd say like, yeah, yeah.
00:55:23.000 We were sort of generally better than German and French, but like we regarded them,
00:55:27.000 like cause of teams like AC Milan with like the right cards and all of that.
00:55:31.000 And I think there is a distinction between the players that have gone to Saudi and, for example, Jude Bellinum going to Real Madrid.
00:55:36.000 Jude Bellinum is someone who is, you know, peak, peak within his career at the moment.
00:55:42.000 His age, his abilities, what he's doing at Madrid.
00:55:45.000 I mean, he is on fire at Madrid.
00:55:48.000 Yeah, he's only got five or something.
00:55:51.000 He's absolutely started the season incredibly and so, you know, luckily Jude Bellingham's gone to an established footballing, I don't know, nation and team.
00:56:03.000 It's difficult, isn't it?
00:56:03.000 It's difficult.
00:56:04.000 I don't want to kind of sound dismissive.
00:56:05.000 The conversation is interesting.
00:56:07.000 Firstly, here are things that are definitely Occidentalism and just a lack of familiarity.
00:56:11.000 I'm not yet sure what all of the different teams are, but that is now enough.
00:56:15.000 If you saw a match between the one that Ronaldo's in and the one that Neymar's in, you're like, I'm going to watch that.
00:56:22.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:56:23.000 So, sort of interesting enough spectacle now.
00:56:26.000 What our man Jordan said is that there's a point where if they want to, for example,
00:56:32.000 participate in the Champions League, which isn't impossible on this, you know, there's
00:56:37.000 no reason why it has to be Europe because Turkey isn't so conventionally Europe.
00:56:41.000 And again, you know what, you end up having quite important cultural conversations because
00:56:44.000 when you're talking about Europe, sometimes what you're talking about, are you talking
00:56:46.000 about whiteness?
00:56:47.000 Are you talking about Christianity?
00:56:48.000 What are you actually talking about?
00:56:50.000 When you say Europe, I mean, I know it's a recognized continent, but it's extraordinary
00:56:55.000 from what you talk about when you say Western, because sometimes when you say Western, you
00:56:58.000 mean Australia and like, which is not in the West.
00:57:01.000 And you've got, oh, right.
00:57:02.000 What I mean is sort of North European derived white pro post-colonial.
00:57:07.000 I mean, it's a bit of a mouthful.
00:57:08.000 So like, I can see why you would say Western, but like, yeah, it's reached a religious...
00:57:12.000 Well, anyway, they'd find a way if the Champions League needed to be rebranded to include Saudi
00:57:16.000 Arabia.
00:57:17.000 They would.
00:57:18.000 would be subject to financial fair play.
00:57:21.000 And in the end, true globalism, i.e.
00:57:22.000 because no one's gonna go there, presumably, when they could be in Paris or Barcelona.
00:57:28.000 But then again, you have to start asking questions of yourself, don't you?
00:57:32.000 That's what I think started to happen around Qatar.
00:57:34.000 Like, it's an odd consequence of globalism and that you now start to have to look at
00:57:40.000 how you culturally categorize things.
00:57:43.000 And in the end, true globalism, i.e. we have a perspective of the world,
00:57:48.000 ought mean no slavery, no little children going down mines.
00:57:53.000 A true understanding of a kind of parity and equality of the world's people.
00:57:59.000 Fairness.
00:58:01.000 The world will not be able to accommodate the presumed ideology because there's still too much mass exploitation, corruption, monetization.
00:58:11.000 In a way, I like it as a circus because I enjoy spectacles.
00:58:16.000 We all do, don't we?
00:58:17.000 Yeah, it is.
00:58:19.000 And it raises some very interesting conversations at the moment, this situation with Saudi Arabia.
00:58:24.000 Yeah, because it's not all just... Because my first reaction is, they shouldn't be allowed to do that!
00:58:28.000 And that's sort of when you examine it, you'd be like, well, why not?
00:58:32.000 Why the hell not?
00:58:34.000 Hey, you know the Ballon d'Or is probably going to be won by Messi, but Julian Alvarez of City, is he being nominated this year?
00:58:43.000 The nomination's out for it.
00:58:44.000 Has Harlan been nominated?
00:58:45.000 I'm not sure.
00:58:46.000 Because apparently he's in some Awakened Wonderpants, or something that looks similar to Awakened Wonderpants.
00:58:51.000 These are the nominees.
00:58:52.000 Barella, Bellingham, Benzema, Dick.
00:58:54.000 That's a long shortlist, isn't it?
00:58:55.000 It's a long list.
00:58:57.000 It's too long.
00:58:58.000 I can't even actually conceptualise it.
00:59:01.000 And it doesn't have enough... Hold on a minute.
00:59:03.000 Break that down.
00:59:03.000 How many people were playing in... You know, it's not... That's probably not English Premier League dominated, is it?
00:59:10.000 Anymore.
00:59:11.000 You know, there's a lot of, like, I would say, what's the biggest single nation represented there, I wonder?
00:59:18.000 Would you be confident that it's the UK, at a glance?
00:59:21.000 Salah, Saka, Rodri, Erdogan.
00:59:24.000 It'll be between Spain and England.
00:59:27.000 I would suggest.
00:59:27.000 Yeah.
00:59:28.000 Haaland.
00:59:29.000 But then also, the two English people are abroad.
00:59:34.000 They are now, yeah.
00:59:35.000 Yeah.
00:59:36.000 Yeah.
00:59:36.000 It's cool.
00:59:37.000 Let's have a look then.
00:59:38.000 Let's have a look at Alvarez in some Awaken Wonder pants.
00:59:41.000 Let's see if that's true, because you could become an Awaken Wonder at any time.
00:59:44.000 Click the red button, like Julian Alvarez almost certainly has not, and it is likely a visual error.
00:59:50.000 Let's have a look.
00:59:51.000 I'm on a boat!
00:59:52.000 Woo!
00:59:53.000 Woo!
00:59:54.000 Woo-hoo!
00:59:55.000 I'm here!
00:59:56.000 Woo!
00:59:57.000 Why did he...
00:59:58.000 I actually am astonished by that.
01:00:12.000 Bye.
01:00:14.000 I've never seen that.
01:00:14.000 Taking the shirt off is such an accepted piece of conduct.
01:00:19.000 To see someone like that actually, I was a bit overwhelmed by that.
01:00:22.000 No, I noticed the shift in your facial expression.
01:00:24.000 My breathing changed?
01:00:25.000 Because when he bent down, that's his bum.
01:00:28.000 Do we need to explain for our audio listeners what AwakendWonderPants are the first thousands of you that join our locals AwakendWonderPant community will get these little underpants that look a lot like that with a little badge over where the reproductive organ might be.
01:00:42.000 Will they make your bum look as good as that though?
01:00:44.000 I don't think so.
01:00:45.000 I think what you'll have to do though is become an elite athlete.
01:00:48.000 And win everything.
01:00:49.000 Because hasn't he won everything now?
01:00:51.000 I think he's won it all in the same year.
01:00:52.000 Because he's won the Trebleman City.
01:00:55.000 And he won the World Cup as well.
01:00:57.000 And he won the Copa America with Argentina the year before or something like that.
01:01:01.000 I think he's won the most ludicrous amount of trophies.
01:01:04.000 That's it.
01:01:05.000 There you go.
01:01:08.000 He's Alexander the Great.
01:01:09.000 He's got no mountains left to climb.
01:01:11.000 He's going to have to play against the Sidemen just for something kind of novel to happen to him.
01:01:18.000 That's astonishing.
01:01:19.000 And he's got a bum like that.
01:01:20.000 That's his bum.
01:01:21.000 That's his own bum.
01:01:21.000 There he is winning a variety of every single trophy with the same just sort of mild contentment.
01:01:28.000 that characterizes someone that's got such a delicious bum.
01:01:28.000 No, not really.
01:01:32.000 Uh, hey, get yourself some new camp grass.
01:01:35.000 I got Upton Park seats from you.
01:01:38.000 Yes.
01:01:38.000 That I sit on.
01:01:39.000 Get yourself some Camp Nou Barcelona's legendary stadium grass for 420 euros.
01:01:45.000 Do we want some of that?
01:01:46.000 No.
01:01:46.000 No, we don't want it because it's just grass.
01:01:48.000 Can you, you don't care?
01:01:50.000 Not, no.
01:01:51.000 Not about grass.
01:01:51.000 It's grass, isn't it?
01:01:52.000 You don't care.
01:01:54.000 I like the presentation though.
01:01:55.000 It's a nice idea.
01:01:57.000 You get it in a little stadium, that would... It's pretty cool.
01:02:01.000 I'd go for that.
01:02:01.000 I would actually take care of that.
01:02:03.000 I would nurture that grass.
01:02:05.000 Because it's in that thing, I'd be pretty sad if I looked in there one day and it had gone all brown.
01:02:09.000 I'd be like, oh, I've let myself down there.
01:02:12.000 I have to use this for something else now.
01:02:14.000 What am I going to just... I'm going to put a little mouse in there or something.
01:02:17.000 Get a little mouse, do the odd test on it.
01:02:19.000 This one's good to go!
01:02:20.000 The mouse is still alive!
01:02:21.000 The grass... Hold on!
01:02:22.000 No, the mouse is dead.
01:02:24.000 The grass is dead.
01:02:24.000 I'll give it a try.
01:02:25.000 It'll be all right.
01:02:27.000 Meanwhile, over at the Bernabéu, Real Madrid, the historic opponent, and shall we say enemy?
01:02:33.000 I mean, it's fair to say enemy if you consider the Luis Figo match and so many other matters.
01:02:40.000 I can't believe I've never been there and I want to go there and I want to dedicate my life to just going to a football stadium.
01:02:45.000 I've been.
01:02:45.000 When did you go?
01:02:47.000 When Beckham was there.
01:02:49.000 I saw Madrid win a title on the last day of the season.
01:02:53.000 I was right at the top and the atmosphere was amazing.
01:02:53.000 It was great.
01:02:57.000 Just another day in Spain?
01:02:58.000 Yeah, I went for a job, a work job.
01:03:01.000 Yeah, I was very lucky.
01:03:01.000 Did you?
01:03:02.000 It was one of those moments where you're like... Were you working on the job?
01:03:06.000 Was it like when you were on one of those sport shows?
01:03:07.000 Yeah, I was on a show that there was a competition for someone to win and I went with the winner and this was great.
01:03:13.000 Oh my god!
01:03:15.000 But now they've updated that stadium.
01:03:17.000 Let's have a look at the new Bernabéu because I think it's got like, it can have a lid on it, they can do big television shows in its upper echelons.
01:03:24.000 Let's have a look.
01:03:28.000 Why does it do that?
01:03:29.000 Oh, come on.
01:03:30.000 Why does he do that?
01:03:32.000 Oh, come on.
01:03:35.000 I think he just knows it.
01:03:41.000 Actually, he can't be...
01:03:48.000 No, what's the point?
01:03:49.000 It just looks like a jigsaw at the moment.
01:03:50.000 Why are they playing sort of Tetris with the ground for?
01:03:54.000 Move that over there.
01:03:55.000 Now what?
01:03:56.000 They should do that during games.
01:03:59.000 No, no you don't.
01:04:00.000 Now you're over on the wing.
01:04:01.000 The sidemen will probably do that next year.
01:04:04.000 We're going to play on the moving bonobo.
01:04:06.000 We are the sidemen.
01:04:07.000 No, middlemen.
01:04:08.000 No, back to the side!
01:04:10.000 Oh!
01:04:12.000 I'm struggling to deal with this.
01:04:15.000 I'm struggling to deal with this.
01:04:17.000 struggling to deal with this.
01:04:19.000 First there's Alvarez's bum.
01:04:21.000 Now this extraordinary universe.
01:04:21.000 Yes.
01:04:23.000 It's mental.
01:04:23.000 Right.
01:04:24.000 It is fun doing this.
01:04:44.000 That is so expensive, isn't it?
01:04:48.000 And they've bought Bellingham.
01:04:49.000 Yeah, I know.
01:04:50.000 Well, they got him for a bargain price, to be honest.
01:04:52.000 Did they?
01:04:53.000 80 odd mil for what he's demonstrating.
01:04:55.000 And he's got five goals already.
01:04:56.000 He's scored the winner in two or three games already.
01:05:00.000 What is this guy?
01:05:01.000 I know.
01:05:01.000 He's fantastic.
01:05:02.000 He's gone at the right time.
01:05:03.000 Madrid are looking tasty.
01:05:04.000 New stadium, cracking young team.
01:05:08.000 Benicios, Bellingham, supremacy.
01:05:11.000 Real Madrid ascending.
01:05:11.000 It's back.
01:05:14.000 OK, let's have a look at some predictions.
01:05:16.000 What happened last week?
01:05:17.000 Oh no.
01:05:18.000 Well, we did the same, which for you is a crushing loss.
01:05:22.000 Because, oh look, there's nothing of note there, is there?
01:05:26.000 No, there isn't, really.
01:05:28.000 You'd get the same if you've got a mouse to walk across a chessboard with paint on its feet.
01:05:35.000 We're as clever as that.
01:05:36.000 You're soaring ahead, very much the Man City of this, and there are some further predictions.
01:05:40.000 We've reduced it down.
01:05:41.000 Bad Graphics Jack just decided that was happening, and thus it was deemed.
01:05:46.000 So Hull, good start to the season.
01:05:49.000 You've got to assume they're going to beat Coventry, and I'm going to say It'll be a tough game.
01:05:54.000 Playoff finalists last season, Coventry, that'll be a tough game.
01:05:57.000 After that string of draws, no.
01:05:59.000 3-0.
01:06:00.000 Hull.
01:06:02.000 Oh, look at that clash of the titans between West Ham and Man City.
01:06:02.000 Wow.
01:06:06.000 Just one draw.
01:06:08.000 I just feel like the colour red is going to sneak to the left-hand side of the screen there.
01:06:14.000 I hope not.
01:06:15.000 If anyone's going to give City a game at the moment, it's West Ham.
01:06:18.000 Because of the robust, sitting deep set pieces.
01:06:22.000 Let's see if we can get a one-all draw.
01:06:24.000 AC Milan v Newcastle.
01:06:26.000 Is this Champions League?
01:06:28.000 Yep.
01:06:29.000 Group game?
01:06:29.000 Cool.
01:06:30.000 Yep, Newcastle back in the Champions League.
01:06:32.000 I hope they win.
01:06:33.000 Yeah, absolutely.
01:06:34.000 One nil away.
01:06:36.000 Bayern v Man U or 3-1 Bayern, don't you reckon?
01:06:41.000 Current form, Bayern, surely.
01:06:43.000 So those are my predictions.
01:06:44.000 You didn't do your predictions as usual.
01:06:45.000 I did!
01:06:46.000 Well, while I was talking.
01:06:47.000 Oh, this week's.
01:06:48.000 I did last week's.
01:06:49.000 I know you do.
01:06:50.000 You go off and squirrel away and consult AI.
01:06:53.000 You consult AI.
01:06:55.000 I just take a little bit longer to think about it.
01:06:59.000 Well, that's good.
01:07:00.000 It's been right last week, didn't it?
01:07:01.000 No, you got the same results as me and I'll paint foot the mouse.
01:07:04.000 Okay, so there you go.
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