Tate Speech - July 19, 2022


35 HOURS IN THE SKY | TATE CONFIDENTIAL Ep. 19


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

113.40176

Word Count

1,289

Sentence Count

122

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

In this episode, we talk about the most boring place in the world, America. We talk about how expensive it is to fly to America and how much it costs to stay in a hotel. We also talk about some of the things that annoy us about the US and how we would like to go back to another country. We finish off the episode with a little bit of chit chat about our experience in America and why we don t want to go to America again. We hope you enjoy this episode and don t forget to subscribe to our channel to get notified when we upload a new episode every Monday night. We'll see you next Monday! Love ya! xoxo - The Broke Boys xo - EJ & Tristan Music by Zapsplat Enjoy & spread the word to your friends about this podcast! XOXO - The Broken Boys - Ej & Tate Thank you so much for being a part of the podcast, we really appreciate it. Love ya. -EJ & Tate xo Please rate, review and subscribe to the podcast and tell us what you think of it! XO -The Broke Boyz Podcast xo XO x -The Broken Boyz -Ej & The Brokes -Tate x (The Brokes Crew Thanks to the Brokes Club -Tristan & The Broken Boycey and the Brokeboyz . - The Blondes Club -The Blondz Crew - The Lost & Found Podcast -The Lost and Found Out Podcast - The Crews & the Blondez Crew - The Broken and Found out Podcasts - The Breeds Club - The Brocks Club - The Stoned Boyz Club Love & The Lost And Found Crew - Thank you for listening to this Podcasts - the Brocks Crew - Thank You For Listening To This Podcasts! - Thank You So Much Love & Support From The Brooked Boyz & The Loved Oneself - Tia & the Brooked Boys - , The Lost and The Lost Boys - We'll See You & The Stoked Crew - We're Thanked You, Thank You, The Brokenboyz, Tristan & The Crewed Crew - And We'll Get Back To You, And We're Back From This Life


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I'm not a girl.
00:00:22.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:34.000 How many times will you die?
00:00:38.000 sick boy off the beat music playing in the background screaming in the background
00:00:44.000 music playing in the background
00:01:23.000 spend a lot more on a lot less so we need to spend $3000 on a case In Austin, Texas.
00:01:33.000 The most boring place in the world.
00:01:35.000 You have winded input?
00:01:37.000 American money is just not that cool.
00:01:43.000 It's not that cool. Which one is cooler?
00:01:49.000 Pounds. GDP, number one.
00:01:51.000 What do you think?
00:01:54.000 Australian? I've never seen Australian.
00:01:56.000 Why do you like Australian?
00:01:58.000 It's plastic, huh? I mean, the texture, right?
00:02:00.000 Yeah, yeah. We live in Romania.
00:02:01.000 Romania is plastic, isn't it?
00:02:02.000 Yeah, Romanian.
00:02:03.000 Romanian, perfect.
00:02:04.000 Yes, we take it.
00:02:05.000 Mmm, smokes.
00:02:20.000 you And we're about a giant fox.
00:02:27.000 I'm here.
00:02:35.000 It was really nice It was so good yeah I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while I think I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while yeah I've been here for a while yeah yeah
00:03:03.000 I've been here for a while I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah I need backup yeah
00:03:33.000 Now we're talking We got a rough hold of Popeye Aw yeah Dude Oh shit Oh my goodness Woooo
00:03:43.000 Music Playing
00:04:34.000 The business class lounge of macaroni and cheese or cookies.
00:04:38.000 There's an orange over there, bone orange.
00:04:42.000 The business class lounge of macaroni and cheese or cookies.
00:04:49.000 Gonna eat it anyway though.
00:04:55.000 It was released in America like four years ago.
00:05:07.000 Yeah. It's crazy in there.
00:05:12.000 I think what pisses me off about the United States as well?
00:05:15.000 Fucking Wi-Fi. I guarantee the hotel we check into.
00:05:19.000 Checking in, we'll pay, it's not that expensive, this hotel.
00:05:21.000 100, 200 bucks a night, whatever it is, I bet you have to pay $15 for the Wi-Fi as well.
00:05:27.000 Land of the fucking free my ass.
00:05:29.000 Where's the free fucking Wi-Fi?
00:05:31.000 Romania's got fucking Wi-Fi everywhere.
00:05:32.000 Go to a fucking cemetery, they've got a Wi-Fi network.
00:05:35.000 Here, it's, you know, log in, watch six adverts, give us six of your phone numbers and your passport number.
00:05:42.000 Pay us 15 bucks.
00:05:43.000 Credit card details. For fucking Wi-Fi?
00:05:46.000 I want to go back to country in the world my ass.
00:05:50.000 America. That was the flight experience of my life.
00:06:05.000 To fly to a man Jordan for four hours.
00:06:08.000 Two-hour wait, a man Jordan to JFK, 13 hours.
00:06:12.000 Five-hour wait, JFK down to Austin, Texas, four and a half hours.
00:06:16.000 Long time. And what's the worst thing about it is, Tristan booked it to get us to Austin, Texas.
00:06:21.000 So obviously Austin, Texas is a small airport, so he did this bullshit roundabout.
00:06:25.000 When he could have booked Dubai to Houston, direct, 12 hours, and then we just took an hour and a half in a car, we would have been here.
00:06:31.000 We would have been here yesterday, probably.
00:06:32.000 We would have been in the sky twice as long.
00:06:34.000 But, we were first class.
00:06:37.000 Drink a little champagne. He looks like a geek.
00:06:40.000 Did you get champagne in the taxi?
00:06:41.000 Of course it's a fucking shower.
00:06:43.000 I've been flexing on the broke boys.
00:07:00.000 Flexin' on them, flexin' on them I been flexin' on the broke boys Flexin' on them, flexin' on them Alright, so how did this happen?
00:07:09.000 It must have been your dude in advance, I don't know It must have been your dude No, America's a fucking failed society.
00:07:16.000 It's nothing to do with me. America is all hip and fucking cool, and nothing works here.
00:07:20.000 The cash points are ancient. But when it comes to hotels, it's all cool and hip, and they text you, and you come into the fucking code from the text message.
00:07:29.000 Fucking text us to a remaining fucking number.
00:07:31.000 Well, you email me.
00:07:33.000 Tell them to get in.
00:07:34.000 So you have to email them back what they need?
00:07:35.000 Yeah, they need my fucking picture or my ID. Hi, looks like we need a selfie for verification and a picture of your ID to make sure it's used so we can process you in.
00:07:55.000 I took a picture of my ID outside of their fucking hotel and sent it to them.
00:07:59.000 We got a new one and I attached it saying, cold and stuck outside, hurry.
00:08:04.000 She said, hi Tristan, there was no image attached.
00:08:07.000 There was. One minute later, actually we received the image but we still need a selfie.
00:08:12.000 I reply with a selfie.
00:08:15.000 And I say, what kind of hotel thinks it's too cool and quirky to have a fucking reception desk?
00:08:20.000 This is a total failure.
00:08:21.000 Nothing about this was said on booking.com and I booked it.
00:08:24.000 Do you rednecks not have international guest stay ever?
00:08:27.000 I'm outside at 2am taking selfies like a fucking jerk after 24 hours of flying.
00:08:31.000 All right.
00:08:32.000 Door.
00:08:34.000 We're in.
00:08:50.000 To be fair, it's not a terrible fucking room.
00:09:02.000 It's just a little bit of a mess.
00:09:04.000 It's a little bit of a mess.
00:09:06.000 you you He's got hot sauce.
00:09:12.000 Alright, so it's the same code for the room upstairs.
00:09:15.000 I have two rooms like this.
00:09:17.000 You won't hold one. Alright, me and you would like to look better than the upstairs.
00:09:22.000 We won't hold you. We'll figure it out tomorrow.
00:09:26.000 Could be tricky data.
00:09:31.000 We should all dice to see who loses.
00:09:34.000 Yeah. Alright, you know what?
00:09:36.000 It's a very fair system.
00:09:37.000 Do you have dice? No, we have virtual dice.
00:09:42.000 I'm gonna be uncomfortable but, the ice is the way.
00:09:45.000 I know I'm gonna lose because the world hates me today.
00:09:54.000 Bye.
00:09:58.000 The world doesn't like me today.
00:10:00.000 I'm losing the dice. I'm here.
00:10:03.000 Two dice. Ready?
00:10:04.000 No. Let's go.
00:10:07.000 Ready? You want to go first?
00:10:11.000 Just tap the dice. Eleven.
00:10:15.000 Eleven. Ten.
00:10:19.000 Ten. Seven!
00:10:22.000 You have to see how the count is five.
00:10:25.000 I don't know why. Doesn't that have any works?
00:10:28.000 Well, I wouldn't do. All right, fine.
00:10:30.000 Waterfall has a stack of cards because he lost his dice.
00:10:32.000 God damn it! Waterfall, dice is a fair system, and that's just the way you need it for us.
00:10:38.000 This is a pair of hip-hops.
00:10:40.000 Let's go!
00:10:48.000 Anyone need?
00:10:54.000 No, thank you.
00:10:56.000 Subscribe to my channel!
00:11:01.000 What mall are we going to?
00:11:04.000 Stop talking to me about that.
00:11:06.000 It's not how you fuck it. We're a bad mall.
00:11:12.000 Look at a cowboy hat.
00:11:14.000 Don't buy a fucking cowboy hat.
00:11:18.000 You look like a cowboy hat.
00:11:20.000 You look like a cowboy hat. You look like a cowboy hat.
00:11:21.000 You look like a cowboy hat. You know what? I will.