Tate Speech - December 27, 2024


A Breakfast Cereal Superpower | Tate Confidential Ep 268


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

156.4045

Word Count

2,320

Sentence Count

351

Misogynist Sentences

16

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

In this episode we talk about how to land a good head shot, how to control the distance and how to not get hurt. We also talk about the no man's land and how important it is to be able to control your distance.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I've not seen you do headshots for Barnett ever We've done it a few times.
00:00:22.000 four or five times a bit.
00:00:24.000 Luke are you excited for head shots?
00:00:32.000 I mean, the problem is when it comes to headshots, I like to get hit.
00:00:37.000 So he hits me about 50 times and I'm like, land one big heavy one, that's all I want.
00:00:42.000 I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it and then I'll land.
00:00:44.000 That's it, that's all I'm going for.
00:00:46.000 Ready?
00:00:56.000 Five.
00:00:58.000 That's it, that's it, fight!
00:01:02.000 About it, hold!
00:01:10.000 That's it, that's it!
00:01:12.000 And, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:01:18.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:01:20.000 Pay me what I'm old, yeah!
00:01:24.000 Easy, small!
00:01:28.000 Pay, pay, pay me what I'm old, yeah!
00:01:32.000 I'm old, yeah!
00:01:56.000 Where are you going?
00:01:58.000 You can't run.
00:01:59.000 There we go!
00:01:59.000 Fight!
00:02:00.000 You can't run from it!
00:02:02.000 Put your clear hands up and put them down and stand there like I do.
00:02:06.000 That's it.
00:02:08.000 Jack.
00:02:09.000 Jack, head and body.
00:02:12.000 Two, two, three, four.
00:02:13.000 Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack.
00:02:32.000 Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack.
00:02:40.000 The judges.
00:02:41.000 The show business.
00:02:42.000 You look better throwing than being scared.
00:02:45.000 Just fucking throw.
00:02:47.000 I know I intercept.
00:02:49.000 I know it's gay.
00:02:50.000 But you gotta bite your gum shield and swing.
00:02:54.000 When I sparred Amir, that's what it was.
00:02:57.000 He's a short, stalky cunt.
00:02:59.000 But if he slips one punch and he hooks, you're going to sleep.
00:03:03.000 And I don't mean down.
00:03:04.000 I mean you wake up.
00:03:05.000 He hits harder than you want, I swear.
00:03:08.000 But the only way I could do good was just grip my teeth and just throw.
00:03:13.000 And win the rounds.
00:03:15.000 Even if I can't hurt him, just win the rounds.
00:03:16.000 Because if I get scared about his hook, I don't touch him.
00:03:21.000 He was too tricky.
00:03:22.000 This is what you call the no man's land.
00:03:24.000 You know what I mean?
00:03:25.000 This is like in war, my team, his team, his army, my army.
00:03:30.000 We need to get to each other to hit each other.
00:03:31.000 But whoever controls this space in the middle wins the fight, wins the battle.
00:03:35.000 That's why I hit my hands.
00:03:37.000 He's not trying to hit me.
00:03:40.000 That's why I'm saying nice.
00:03:42.000 Throw away punches.
00:03:43.000 Not every punch has to land.
00:03:44.000 So throw in the middle here to then land this shot.
00:03:48.000 You have to control the no man's land.
00:03:50.000 Whoever controls this distance, that's why when you hit him and he no longer has control of no man's land, he does this.
00:03:58.000 And he takes away no man's land.
00:03:59.000 You understand?
00:04:00.000 This is controlling the fight.
00:04:03.000 We're battling, and then when you get position, that's when you land.
00:04:06.000 You understand?
00:04:07.000 If he hurts you and you create space, this is what happens to you.
00:04:12.000 You hit him quite good sometimes, then you think, fuck, you back away, and then you just let him Walk towards you.
00:04:20.000 There's no control of this distance.
00:04:21.000 Or even if you hurt me.
00:04:22.000 If you give me three or four seconds, it doesn't hurt me.
00:04:24.000 Yeah.
00:04:25.000 And then he builds up his pitch.
00:04:26.000 It's all confidence.
00:04:27.000 Keep the pressure on him.
00:04:29.000 Yeah, so it's like you've got to take one step back.
00:04:31.000 One step back.
00:04:33.000 Yeah.
00:04:34.000 Control that no man's land.
00:04:35.000 Throw punches away.
00:04:36.000 Not every punch needs to land.
00:04:38.000 Never throw one punch.
00:04:41.000 Never.
00:04:41.000 There's no point.
00:04:42.000 Against Andrew, there's no point.
00:04:43.000 He's going to get hurt.
00:04:45.000 Doesn't matter if you miss.
00:04:47.000 Hit the hands.
00:04:48.000 Hit the hands.
00:04:49.000 Hit the elbows.
00:04:49.000 Hit the arms.
00:04:50.000 Whatever to control the distance.
00:04:52.000 A girl.
00:04:53.000 A fucking girl who's never trained in her life.
00:04:56.000 Look at this ball and throw it at her face.
00:04:59.000 She'll move.
00:05:00.000 It's natural.
00:05:01.000 You only get hit because you're not looking.
00:05:03.000 If you are looking at his hands, looking at them, and just fight, and don't worry about, just look at his hands, hit whatever you can, but don't move.
00:05:12.000 When it starts to come, you'll move.
00:05:14.000 It's because you don't look at them.
00:05:16.000 And you can't see.
00:05:18.000 You close your eyes, or you do this, or you get a bad angle.
00:05:21.000 Or you're down, or you're tense.
00:05:23.000 Me, it's hard, because I make sure you can't see my hands.
00:05:26.000 That's why I do it.
00:05:28.000 But against people who fight like this, just look at their hands.
00:05:31.000 Nigel, I know how hard he hits, I just stare at his hand.
00:05:34.000 I just stare at it, because I know it's going to swing, it's going to help me out.
00:05:37.000 So I just look at it the whole time.
00:05:38.000 And the second it moves, I'm like...
00:05:39.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:05:40.000 I was excited.
00:05:41.000 I was like, fuck off.
00:05:42.000 Because it's too hard.
00:05:42.000 I can't hit by that.
00:05:43.000 Yeah, you just have to look at it.
00:05:45.000 The thing is, with you...
00:05:46.000 With me, my hands are behind my back and shit.
00:05:48.000 I mean, dick it.
00:05:48.000 Yeah, but I'm here, you just throw it from there.
00:05:51.000 No, but that's the thing.
00:05:52.000 You're not there.
00:05:53.000 If you were punching here, you'd hit me loads more.
00:05:55.000 I would have to rethink my whole strategy if you punched here.
00:05:58.000 You don't.
00:06:03.000 I'm looking at your hands waiting for you to move it.
00:06:05.000 If you punch this one, I go here.
00:06:08.000 That's all I do.
00:06:09.000 If you punch this one, I either go outside or back.
00:06:11.000 The second you try and jab me, I do this.
00:06:17.000 It's one simple trick.
00:06:19.000 I just do it over and over again.
00:06:22.000 You've got to not let me get away with it.
00:06:24.000 But if you were punching my stomach, I'd have to think again.
00:06:26.000 Because I can't move my core like I can move my head.
00:06:28.000 I can move my head all like this.
00:06:30.000 My core stays there.
00:06:31.000 If you were punching my body, I'd fight like this again.
00:06:34.000 If I'm doing this, then you're really not trying to hit my body.
00:06:38.000 And also, you don't believe in your power, so you think a jab to the body doesn't matter, so you don't throw it.
00:06:42.000 Whereas I know if I land three or four of them, they start to hurt.
00:06:45.000 I fight 12 rounds, so like over and over, right around four, they're fucked.
00:06:49.000 You gotta relax, you gotta enjoy it more. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:54.000 It's like a dance.
00:06:55.000 It's funny.
00:06:56.000 When you get hit, it's gonna be like, ha ha ha.
00:06:58.000 Who gives a shit?
00:06:59.000 You're training.
00:07:00.000 You're supposed to be.
00:07:01.000 I don't know what you heard about me.
00:07:05.000 Put a bitch can't get a dollar out of me.
00:07:08.000 No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see.
00:07:11.000 Then I'm a motherfucking B.I.M.
00:07:13.000 I don't know what you heard about me.
00:07:16.000 Put a bitch can't get a dollar out of me.
00:07:19.000 No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see.
00:07:22.000 Then I'm a motherfucking B.I.M.
00:07:24.000 I'm sorry.
00:07:25.000 I'm sorry, she in the club, she dancing for dollars.
00:07:27.000 She got a thing for that Gucci, that Vinny, that Prada.
00:07:30.000 That bitchy, bitchy, blueberry, Dulce and Kavana.
00:07:33.000 She freaking fools.
00:07:34.000 All right, here's the lady.
00:07:35.000 You just finished the training.
00:07:36.000 Don't tell me you're about to do what I think you're gonna do.
00:07:38.000 I'm sorry if I actually finished training, because it's got thousands and thousands percent of all your daily vitamins.
00:07:43.000 I'm about to get 7,000 percent of basically everything.
00:07:47.000 I can't be bothered to read it out.
00:07:48.000 Even things I didn't know I needed.
00:07:50.000 Did you know you needed folate?
00:07:54.000 To be honest, I don't even know what that is.
00:07:56.000 Exactly.
00:07:56.000 Did you know you needed selenium?
00:07:59.000 Selenium's pretty good, but you know it's not good.
00:08:01.000 Hello Kitty, screw you.
00:08:02.000 Well, I'm gonna get all of what I need, and then I'm gonna have my dinner.
00:08:05.000 Okay.
00:08:06.000 Now you're going too far.
00:08:07.000 Dinner.
00:08:08.000 This is not dinner.
00:08:10.000 First and foremost.
00:08:11.000 Sparking water.
00:08:12.000 It's my fucking hero.
00:08:13.000 No flavorings whatsoever.
00:08:14.000 Tastes absolutely disgusting.
00:08:19.000 I can get down with the fire blood, but the Hello Kitty cereal, absolutely not.
00:08:22.000 No, sir.
00:08:23.000 All good things are disgusting.
00:08:25.000 Nothing that tastes good is good for you.
00:08:29.000 Which is why I hate the taste of Hello Kitty cereal.
00:08:34.000 Made by Monday.
00:08:36.000 Read me the ingredients in that.
00:08:37.000 I have to know.
00:08:38.000 When I buy shares, here's the big famoose.
00:08:41.000 Everyone's gonna start buying this going, Tom G had Hello Kitty Cereal.
00:08:44.000 I'm gonna be Tom G. Not realizing that I've bought 30% of the company Monday.
00:08:48.000 See that?
00:08:49.000 M-O-N-D-A-Y? Oh yeah.
00:08:52.000 Oh, you think I'm just promoting Hello Kitty Cereal?
00:08:56.000 No.
00:08:57.000 I actually eat this shit.
00:08:58.000 I actually get paid from it.
00:08:59.000 Try me.
00:09:00.000 Go buy some.
00:09:03.000 I don't even know if you're being serious.
00:09:05.000 You're joking.
00:09:06.000 And I live with you.
00:09:08.000 I'm being...
00:09:08.000 This fucking shit is disgusting.
00:09:10.000 I'll admit.
00:09:11.000 Put your game face on.
00:09:13.000 I'm being...
00:09:14.000 Bailey.
00:09:19.000 At least the Hello Kitty cereal is not...
00:09:21.000 I'm deadly motherfucking serious.
00:09:23.000 You think I can't buy this fucking shit company Monday?
00:09:26.000 Monday?
00:09:26.000 What the fuck?
00:09:27.000 What is it?
00:09:27.000 French?
00:09:28.000 I don't know.
00:09:29.000 I told the accountant.
00:09:31.000 Buy some.
00:09:33.000 I need to know what's in the Hello Kitty cereal.
00:09:35.000 What's the ingredient list?
00:09:37.000 You're too jacked and you're too healthy to be eating Hello Kitty cereal.
00:09:41.000 Andrew, you and I both know this isn't okay.
00:09:44.000 It's good for me.
00:09:45.000 No, it's not.
00:09:50.000 You need to get on my diet.
00:09:51.000 You'd feel like a million bucks for you on my diet.
00:09:53.000 What's your diet?
00:09:54.000 Tristan.
00:09:54.000 Tristan.
00:09:55.000 Tristan, this is dumb.
00:09:56.000 No.
00:09:56.000 Tristan, do not join him in going down the path of no return.
00:10:00.000 Now I need a cigar.
00:10:01.000 This is the back road.
00:10:02.000 I'm a beacon of health.
00:10:03.000 I'm one of the...
00:10:04.000 I am literally one of the most respected fitness influencers on the planet.
00:10:07.000 All those are fitness influencers.
00:10:08.000 You name like a fitness guy.
00:10:09.000 I beat the fuck out of them and everyone knows it.
00:10:11.000 And my body is fucking fantastic, and I take no steroids whatsoever, and my testosterone levels through the roof down to pure stress, and I'm gonna eat this, I'm gonna have four cigars, and that's gonna be my daily meal.
00:10:21.000 That's it.
00:10:21.000 I had a bowl of cereal, a glass of fireblood, two cigars, and I went to sleep.
00:10:27.000 This is not okay.
00:10:32.000 Hey me, nigger.
00:10:34.000 Tristan, don't join him on this.
00:10:36.000 On this journey.
00:10:37.000 This is not okay.
00:10:38.000 Don't join him.
00:10:39.000 - Don't join him.
00:10:40.000 Even Marcel's in disbelief.
00:10:47.000 Look, Marcel, tell me I'm not crazy.
00:10:49.000 This is absurd.
00:10:51.000 I've been trying to stop this since last Christmas.
00:10:53.000 I told you, stop buying fucking Hello Kitty cereal.
00:10:55.000 Thank you.
00:10:55.000 Here we are.
00:10:56.000 Thank you.
00:10:56.000 Again, a whole year later.
00:10:59.000 And they're still on it.
00:11:01.000 Do you feel...
00:11:02.000 I'm getting deja poo.
00:11:05.000 Because Marcel's talking the same old shit that I heard before.
00:11:10.000 Yeah, a year ago.
00:11:11.000 I'm getting deja poo.
00:11:14.000 Because Marcel's talking the same shit he said before.
00:11:20.000 Deja poo is not a thief.
00:11:22.000 Get a fucking bowl of Hello Kitty cereal.
00:11:25.000 Marcel, don't do it.
00:11:26.000 Be a fucking man.
00:11:27.000 Marcel, be on my team on this one.
00:11:29.000 For the first time in your life, and get a bowl of Hello Kitty cereal.
00:11:32.000 For the first time in your life, man up.
00:11:34.000 Marcel, you know what?
00:11:34.000 I'm a good kickball, sir.
00:11:36.000 I have cat-like reflexes.
00:11:38.000 And that comes from Hello Kitty cereal.
00:11:41.000 No, it doesn't.
00:11:42.000 Marcel, stay on my side on this one.
00:11:45.000 You can't look mean eating Hello Kitty cereal.
00:11:49.000 Thank you.
00:11:49.000 It doesn't make sense.
00:11:51.000 It's pink.
00:11:53.000 And fluffy.
00:11:54.000 And fluffy.
00:11:56.000 And sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
00:11:58.000 What the fuck?
00:11:59.000 Oh, stop.
00:12:00.000 It means I'll get a camera.
00:12:03.000 And it turns to milk pink.
00:12:06.000 Oh my fucking boy.
00:12:08.000 You're moving over into Jamaica.
00:12:10.000 Because the bad man in Kingston, ask him.
00:12:16.000 Eat Hello Kitty.
00:12:20.000 I'm done with you guys.
00:12:22.000 What country is Hello Kitty from?
00:12:25.000 Japan.
00:12:27.000 Is it?
00:12:27.000 Yeah.
00:12:28.000 Could you beat a samurai in a street fight?
00:12:33.000 Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ring, tingling, tingling too.
00:12:37.000 Ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding.
00:12:39.000 It's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you.
00:12:43.000 Ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding.
00:12:44.000 Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling you.
00:12:48.000 Ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding.
00:12:50.000 It's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you.
00:12:53.000 Ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding. Ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding.
00:12:57.000 Your birthday was days ago, but the gifts just won't stop coming in.
00:13:02.000 People must really like you, Andrew.
00:13:05.000 So we got one unimportant one.
00:13:11.000 Hello Kitty.
00:13:13.000 Typical.
00:13:14.000 You can't have Hello Kitty cereal first thing in the morning.
00:13:22.000 Fight.
00:13:24.000 Fight me.
00:13:24.000 You said you're gonna outlift me.
00:13:26.000 You say you eat fucking, what do you eat?
00:13:28.000 Goji berries and shit.
00:13:30.000 I'm built different.
00:13:31.000 Goji berries are gay.
00:13:32.000 I'm gonna eat this all day.
00:13:33.000 I might eat this all week.
00:13:35.000 It might be the only thing I eat.
00:13:36.000 From now on, I might only eat Hello Kitty cereal.
00:13:39.000 I might do an experiment of a month of Hello Kitty cereal.
00:13:41.000 I'll still train every day and I'll look exactly the same.
00:13:43.000 I guarantee it.
00:13:45.000 I guarantee it.
00:13:47.000 Ranging.
00:13:49.000 Whatever.
00:13:50.000 So, uh, I was thinking, what should I fight for it?
00:13:55.000 You don't have this.
00:13:57.000 A bald man's hairbrush.
00:14:00.000 Can you give us a demo sir?
00:14:02.000 Nice!
00:14:07.000 Nice, dude.
00:14:08.000 Nice.
00:14:09.000 You need one of them.
00:14:14.000 Ah, Bailey.
00:14:15.000 Hello Kitty cereal.
00:14:16.000 You think it gives you power, but my liver, my heart, all my organs, they give me power.
00:14:21.000 I'm going to outlift you before you're not.
00:14:23.000 I'm going to punch your liver.
00:14:24.000 That's what you don't understand.
00:14:26.000 You don't understand, Bailey.
00:14:28.000 It's not going into your hands for some reason.
00:14:30.000 You can't punch him in the Hello Kitty cereal.
00:14:31.000 Exactly.
00:14:32.000 You can't punch me in the Hello Kitty.
00:14:34.000 I can.
00:14:34.000 I can punch you in the liver.
00:14:35.000 You can punch me in the liver.
00:14:37.000 Time will tell.
00:14:38.000 We'll see what happens.
00:14:38.000 This is the worst tasting product money can buy.
00:14:48.000 It's disgusting because it tastes like pain.