Tate Speech - July 31, 2025


A Romanian Odyssey | Tate Confidential Ep 313


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14 minutes

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2,492

Sentence count

321

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Misogyny

4

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Toxicity

64

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Hate speech

16

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In this episode, the boys talk about their first road trip and the crazy things they've done to get there. They also talk about the time Luke was arrested in the middle of the night in Sweden, and the time Tristan almost got into a fight with a bear.

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00:00:00.000 We don't eat niche at 7am.
00:00:01.000 I always carry a knife when I go out to the villages, always. 0.99
00:00:04.000 Now they're out in the villages and we're planning to kill you at the end of the trip. 1.00
00:00:06.000 Romanian burn. 1.00
00:00:16.000 Cigarette!
00:00:16.000 Alright, sir.
00:00:17.000 A little over a year ago we made a video called The Roadman.
00:00:20.000 We're gonna go to the mountains and I have no intention, I have no idea what we're gonna do because they put a bunch of activities together.
00:00:24.000 You want it back?
00:00:26.000 I'm not sure you're ready to be a roadman, Bailey.
00:00:29.000 It's a way of life.
00:00:30.000 I've been roadmanning since you were a squirt.
00:00:35.000 Getting up at 5 a.m. driving.
00:00:36.000 You don't know my story about Roadman.
00:00:38.000 You don't know about the time me, Tristan, and Luke drove to Malmo, Sweden from Lu in England, leaving at 2 a.m. to go to Christmas at a random girl who I was sleeping with's house.
00:00:47.000 It was Christmas Day, and I met her in Dubai like six months before.
00:00:52.000 She said, you should see a Swedish Christmas.
00:00:53.000 I was like, I want to come on Christmas.
00:00:54.000 And she's like, whatever.
00:00:55.000 And I called her Christmas Eve, saying, I'm coming.
00:00:57.000 She's like, no way you're actually coming.
00:00:58.000 I haven't spoken to you in months.
00:01:00.000 I'm coming.
00:01:01.000 3.30 a.m. on Christmas.
00:01:02.000 The roadmen don't sleep.
00:01:04.000 And then we ended up driving to Prague.
00:01:06.000 We left Christmas night like 1 a.m.
00:01:09.000 But we were too tired.
00:01:10.000 We hadn't slept in days.
00:01:11.000 So we were doing push-ups in the snow in a gas station when Swedish police rolled up on us and asked us what we were doing.
00:01:17.000 What about push-ups? 0.98
00:01:19.000 Nigger. 1.00
00:01:20.000 Is that a crime? 1.00
00:01:21.000 You don't know anything.
00:01:23.000 I'm a roadman.
00:01:25.000 Roadmanning is what I do.
00:01:27.000 No sleep, endless coffees.
00:01:29.000 Let's go.
00:01:30.000 Just go wander the earth and get into adventures, you know?
00:01:33.000 You just get to walk around life.
00:01:34.000 That's what life's for.
00:01:35.000 You wander around and things happen to you.
00:01:36.000 So we're going to go wandering around in cars and see what happens.
00:01:38.000 We don't need to plan anything.
00:01:39.000 We'll just be the best trip ever.
00:01:40.000 You just get to wander around. 0.99
00:01:43.000 And then, you know, before you know it, you know, you meet a bitch, you make some money, you go to jail. 1.00
00:01:47.000 It's life. 0.99
00:02:03.000 Mick Hucknell.
00:02:05.000 I'm surprised you're listening to music.
00:02:07.000 Only Mick Hucknell turns off the moment I start driving.
00:02:10.000 Mick Huckman.
00:02:11.000 What do you mean you don't know who Mick Hucknell is?
00:02:13.000 You know what?
00:02:13.000 We're going to JMT.
00:02:14.000 I'm riding with you.
00:02:17.000 I get it now.
00:02:18.000 I get the joke.
00:02:20.000 Tristan, the sun's coming up.
00:02:21.000 Exactly.
00:02:22.000 You get it.
00:02:23.000 I get it.
00:02:24.000 Finally, Andrew!
00:02:25.000 Sure!
00:02:35.000 We know about Simply Red.
00:02:36.000 I get it now.
00:02:38.000 Sun's coming up!
00:02:39.000 Mick Hucknow.
00:02:40.000 Finally! 0.98
00:02:41.000 Simple power recognition dipshit. 0.99
00:02:43.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:47.000 Take your mind forever.
00:02:49.000 Forever.
00:02:50.000 Yeah.
00:02:51.000 Nothing like watching the sunrise with a bit of Mick Hucknow.
00:02:54.000 Doesn't get better than that.
00:02:56.000 Now that the sunrise is up, I know what the rest of the trip is going to be like.
00:03:00.000 Pure silence.
00:03:01.000 I've got some banging audio books if you want one on 17 17 Tris I'm going to lose my mind 18 is 17 18 It's only on numbers right now I'm going to listen to this Do this all day Are you ready Are you ready Divionati.
00:03:27.000 That was pretty close.
00:03:28.000 Divionati.
00:03:29.000 I'll be fluent by the time I get there.
00:03:31.000 Do you know how to combat this?
00:03:33.000 Sa?
00:03:33.000 I'm going to just start repeating it in the most hick accent of all time until you can't stand it.
00:03:39.000 Sa.
00:03:40.000 Who's going to win this war?
00:03:41.000 The Vossati.
00:03:43.000 Devatsati.
00:03:44.000 20th.
00:03:45.000 20th.
00:03:46.000 diversity.
00:04:05.000 We need you.
00:04:06.000 We need six bears each.
00:04:07.000 And then we continue driving.
00:04:10.000 We don't need meets at 7 a.m. 1.00
00:04:12.000 What the fuck's this guy? 0.99
00:04:14.000 I will go for me. 1.00
00:04:15.000 always carry a knife for their potential to be bears.
00:04:21.000 Always.
00:04:22.000 And you've included it so many times, and I've never seen you with a knife.
00:04:25.000 Bro, I always carry a knife.
00:04:26.000 Carries a knife when you go swimming in Croatia.
00:04:28.000 I can guarantee you that.
00:04:30.000 Yeah.
00:04:30.000 You go swimming in Croatia, in the ocean, off your yacht.
00:04:34.000 I have a knife on my back. 0.98
00:04:35.000 You'll have a knife. 0.99
00:04:36.000 You're not my boy. 0.98
00:04:37.000 Because I don't like you.
00:04:38.000 I never did.
00:04:40.000 But in the comfort of my own home, with you being arrested by Decon, I couldn't risk telling you how I really felt about you to your face. 0.97
00:04:48.000 Now that we're out in the villages and we're planning to kill you at the end of the trip, I can tell you that no one likes you. 0.70
00:04:54.000 Wait, am I supposed to step that bar? 0.98
00:04:57.000 You don't know the plan to kill out?
00:04:58.000 Steal a Ferrari?
00:05:00.000 Sell it?
00:05:00.000 Launder the money?
00:05:02.000 Pickles in the morning.
00:05:03.000 It's 7.30 a.m.
00:05:05.000 And we're having pickles. 1.00
00:05:07.000 The most Romanian shit ever. 1.00
00:05:09.000 Meech, potatoes. 1.00
00:05:11.000 Pickles and cigarettes.
00:05:12.000 The Romanian breakfast.
00:05:13.000 Cigarettes.
00:05:15.000 Romanian breakfast.
00:05:16.000 Smoking pickles and cigarettes.
00:05:18.000 No.
00:05:19.000 No.
00:05:20.000 That's not a thing.
00:05:22.000 It's not good.
00:05:23.000 I know it's not good because I just tried it.
00:05:25.000 Pickles and coffee and not good.
00:05:28.000 Why are we doing it?
00:05:31.000 Forgot to cover the hood of the car in wooden spoons to protect it from witchcraft.
00:05:37.000 Forgot.
00:05:39.000 Hopefully someone in the vicinity did.
00:05:42.000 Remember, and it will protect our cars.
00:05:45.000 I didn't see that.
00:05:46.000 I didn't see that.
00:05:49.000 I was disenfranchised with Christianity.
00:05:51.000 I just mentioned Christopher Hitchens.
00:05:52.000 I read a few books that he wrote when I was younger.
00:05:54.000 And I thought, you know what?
00:05:55.000 I looked around England and the way society was collapsing and the way Christians behave. 1.00
00:05:59.000 I mean, this pride flags in churches.
00:06:01.000 This is a relatively new phenomenon, but let's just say it started with versions of reality I saw like that.
00:06:06.000 And I thought, you know, Christians don't really stand for anything anymore. 1.00
00:06:09.000 I challenge any atheist to walk around Romania and just insult Jesus Christ. 0.51
00:06:12.000 To the normal Romanian man, the Romanians stand for something.
00:06:15.000 And I saw how Christianity holds this country together.
00:06:17.000 Walking around London with that watch and no bodyguard could be a death threat.
00:06:20.000 You could get as drunk as you like by yourself in any bar on Bucharest with that watch on and no one's going to steal you.
00:06:25.000 The Romanian people are good people and Christianity is what helps hold the society together.
00:06:29.000 I fell back into Christianity by reading the Bible cover to cover six years ago.
00:06:32.000 And it opened my eyes to what I was standing against as an atheist.
00:06:36.000 And I thought, why would I stand against this?
00:06:38.000 Why am I saying I'm an atheist?
00:06:39.000 Let me at least investigate what I'm missing out on.
00:06:51.000 So there live an hermit, a monk that is basically part of the monastery but is living outside of the monastery in the wild.
00:07:00.000 Completely by himself.
00:07:02.000 People leave him food and he studies the Bible all day and tries to be close to God and lives in complete isolation.
00:07:07.000 What kind of guy?
00:07:09.000 So it was one hermit and his disciple. 0.98
00:07:13.000 So because they live here, many other monks, they came and they built a monastery.
00:07:20.000 So because of these two hermits, they built a monastery here. 1.00
00:07:24.000 Of course they were doing like miracles.
00:07:27.000 That's why many people came for them and they say, okay, let's make a monastery.
00:07:32.000 I can't see a monastery.
00:07:34.000 Too dark.
00:07:34.000 Too dark.
00:07:36.000 It's good to be in here with both of you guys.
00:07:38.000 Three of us just hang out.
00:07:39.000 One of us just hang out.
00:07:46.000 Mr. Wolves far back.
00:07:48.000 Yeah.
00:07:49.000 On the black side, so we say the first black people. 0.98
00:07:53.000 Please, God, don't let them come to our country, I think, is what's happening here. 1.00
00:07:58.000 There are more parishes on the ledge.
00:08:01.000 Which is a seven-hour hike, which we're not going to do.
00:08:03.000 But technically, you can drive there, but I'm not sure the road was built for Ferrari A-12 competitions.
00:08:08.000 But then also, I'm built different.
00:08:11.000 So we're going to take the car up there.
00:08:12.000 That's not existing.
00:08:13.000 All the way to the top.
00:08:14.000 All the way to the top.
00:08:15.000 That's right.
00:08:15.000 We're going to try.
00:08:17.000 And Tristan said there's no way we're going to make it.
00:08:18.000 And I said, well, if it gets bad, I'll turn around.
00:08:21.000 I'm not going to wreck the car.
00:08:23.000 Or will I?
00:08:25.000 Threatening him. 1.00
00:08:26.000 Because he's a coward. 0.99
00:08:28.000 Turns out everyone's afraid, but me. 0.98
00:08:31.000 Everyone's operating from a realm of fear.
00:08:33.000 I'm the last brave man on the planet. 0.99
00:08:36.000 And I'm prepared to drive from top of this fucking mountain. 0.99
00:08:38.000 Whether you're scared about it or not. 1.00
00:08:41.000 It's a treacherous road.
00:08:42.000 It's a dirt walking road.
00:08:45.000 You sound scared.
00:08:46.000 I'm just saying.
00:08:49.000 You in or not?
00:08:50.000 Of course I'm in.
00:08:51.000 We're in a monastery.
00:08:52.000 What could possibly go wrong?
00:08:53.000 Exactly.
00:08:53.000 Andrew, I really don't think that the Ferrari can handle this.
00:08:56.000 I can.
00:08:56.000 Andrew, this is bad.
00:08:58.000 You have a car.
00:08:58.000 I'm bad.
00:09:00.000 I know you.
00:09:01.000 You're going to try.
00:09:02.000 Of course I'm going to try.
00:09:03.000 It's a $1.5 million Ferrari, so, I mean, let's horse connect it.
00:09:06.000 Days wages. 1.00
00:09:07.000 Gets a fuck. 1.00
00:09:08.000 Let's go. 1.00
00:09:12.000 Driving with your friends is such an analog experience of life.
00:09:15.000 Setting ancient dinosaurs on fire, making small explosions inside of a combustion engine with cylinders.
00:09:21.000 Some have eight, some have ten.
00:09:23.000 Real G have 12. 0.97
00:09:24.000 And then you get to race around and rubber grips you to the road.
00:09:28.000 This visceral, tangible, this very analog experience of life.
00:09:32.000 Breathing in the mountain air.
00:09:34.000 All of this, this analog experience of life is going to be replaced.
00:09:37.000 There won't be V12 Ferraris to race around in the mountains.
00:09:40.000 It'll be an automated techno box to take you from place A to place B. And I see the pattern of where we're all headed.
00:09:46.000 That's why I'm so dedicated to live the best possible existence I can live and smile every single day.
00:09:50.000 And to do that, unfortunately, the truth is you need brotherhood, you need strength, you need capability.
00:09:54.000 You also need a whole bunch of money.
00:09:55.000 Everything will be controlled by the AI autocrat. 0.55
00:09:57.000 The Matrix will finally close the gates.
00:09:59.000 This is the last analog generation.
00:10:01.000 This is the last season of the human series in which people could live an analog life.
00:10:07.000 If you're not trying to get rich, just spend that money on analog things. 0.99
00:10:10.000 Then you're a fool. 1.00
00:10:11.000 Andrew got us. 1.00
00:10:12.000 Andrew gave us some bullshit location, which is on a dirt road. 0.96
00:10:16.000 And every car coming down from the top of the dirt road has not seen a Ferrari, which they would have seen, I'm 100% sure. 0.96
00:10:22.000 It's a one-way road.
00:10:23.000 Yeah, it's a one-way road.
00:10:24.000 I mean, this is not even a road.
00:10:26.000 So now I'm in a 700,000-pound Aston Martin, driving on a dirt road through the forest with the chipmunks and the bears.
00:10:35.000 Dirt road gives it too much credit.
00:10:36.000 This is dirt.
00:10:38.000 It's not really a road.
00:10:40.000 No.
00:10:41.000 It's just a path that's been beaten from tractors and dachias driving up here.
00:10:46.000 He got us.
00:10:47.000 Clearly.
00:10:48.000 He literally sent us a location and said, meet me here.
00:10:51.000 And then we followed the directions.
00:10:53.000 Yes.
00:10:54.000 And he wasn't there.
00:10:55.000 No, he's not even on his way here.
00:10:56.000 And if I were in a 4x4 Suzuki, I'd be perfectly happy on this road.
00:11:01.000 But this car wasn't built for this road.
00:11:04.000 When Aston Martin tested the DBS 770, they didn't test it on a road like this.
00:11:10.000 I'd actually bet this is the only Aston Martin DBS 77E in history to ever drive more than 100 meters on a road like this.
00:11:18.000 We're literally in the mountains with the bears.
00:11:20.000 The whole crew was here.
00:11:22.000 The whole crew followed the directions.
00:11:24.000 And the only person who didn't follow the directions was the person who sent the directions out.
00:11:28.000 So it was your idea to traverse up the dangerous mountain road.
00:11:31.000 And we soldiered on to the location that you sent.
00:11:34.000 And lo and behold, you were not there.
00:11:39.000 Bailey.
00:11:42.000 Andrew. 0.99
00:11:43.000 I had been up and down in the time you fucking. 1.00
00:11:47.000 No cowards. 1.00
00:11:48.000 No.
00:11:48.000 Struggled.
00:11:49.000 No.
00:11:50.000 Because the road was bumpy.
00:11:52.000 I would never pretend I'm going to go up a road that I knew a car couldn't get up and then just drive to the hotel.
00:11:59.000 I would never speed off quickly and just go here and have soup.
00:12:04.000 If that's what you're implying, if you're implying I sent you on a wild chase up a mountain in an Aston Marin and came straight back here to have spicy chicken soup, then you're wrong.
00:12:14.000 I would never do that. 1.00
00:12:15.000 You're a fucking failure, aren't you? 1.00
00:12:16.000 You didn't make it to the top, did you? 1.00
00:12:18.000 You're a fucking loser. 1.00
00:12:20.000 What a fucking loser. 1.00
00:12:22.000 You suck. 1.00
00:12:22.000 So the AI super brain told us that we had to come to this park to find some action. 1.00
00:12:26.000 Is that what you're telling me?
00:12:27.000 And this high-brained super AI was wrong. 0.98
00:12:29.000 I don't know about you guys, but I'm having a fucking great time. 0.98
00:12:34.000 I'm drinking TD. 0.96
00:12:35.000 I'm on, you know, it's got it going, bro.
00:12:36.000 There's even a slide from Marcella.
00:12:38.000 He's not here.
00:12:39.000 There is a bar.
00:12:40.000 A random bar by the children's play whatever.
00:12:43.000 Play course.
00:12:44.000 You're going to sit around watching your kid on a slide and make it drunk.
00:12:47.000 You might as well get drunk.
00:12:48.000 There's a party.
00:12:49.000 We need to go check it out. 0.99
00:12:51.000 Fucking know that. 0.99
00:12:51.000 10-minute party. 0.99
00:12:52.000 Let's run it back.
00:12:53.000 10-minute party.
00:12:55.000 What does Park start with?
00:12:57.000 What letter?
00:12:58.000 Well, the first three letters.
00:13:01.000 Where's one letter?
00:13:02.000 P-A-R. 1.00
00:13:04.000 What else starts with P-A-R? 0.89
00:13:07.000 Excuse me, sir.
00:13:08.000 Can we join your party, please?
00:13:10.000 It's a bunch of 80-year-olds.
00:13:11.000 80 year olds dancing.
00:13:23.000 Watch me.
00:13:24.000 Tell me again what I can't do.
00:13:27.000 These Romanians have used their card, the I'll put you in jail card, and I'm no longer afraid of it. 1.00
00:13:32.000 I'm now basically Superman in Romania.
00:13:36.000 Because they can't do anything to me that they haven't already done. 0.98
00:13:39.000 And for that reason, I do whatever the fuck I want. 0.86
00:13:44.000 So tell me again what I'm not allowed to do. 0.99
00:13:47.000 I'm talking about the punishment for doing it is.
00:13:49.000 I'm talking about the punishment for doing it.
00:13:55.000 Come.
00:13:57.000 Don't worry, kicks on the way.
00:14:01.000 Last one.
00:14:05.000 Lady said, come back. 1.00
00:14:06.000 Some old lady was cat calling Tristan. 1.00
00:14:09.000 Tristan, we have to go back.
00:14:11.000 You said you wanted a village movie.
00:14:13.000 There you go.
00:14:15.000 There you go.
00:14:16.000 Beggars can't be choosers.
00:14:19.000 Get out of the range of the old people. 1.00
00:14:21.000 They're still waiting for us.
00:14:26.000 We can't zoom in that much.
00:14:27.000 Warren Fire full world side of job applications. 1.00
00:14:44.000 Pakistani bitch you are. 1.00
00:14:46.000 You have to be on that foot one. 1.00
00:14:49.000 Enjoy yourself. 0.99
00:14:51.000 Give your gold maggot. 0.99