Jail is bigger than jail, and there are no cockroaches, but there are a lot of things that are different about this jail than the one you grew up in. For example, there's no roaches, the bathroom is bigger, the lighting is better, and the air conditioning is better than in the original jail. Also, the ashtray has a cigarette under its lid, which is the lid from the top of a jar of instant coffee, and it's a lot more comfortable than a normal ash tray. This is jail, but it's better than jail because it's bigger and better than your average jail room. Listen to this episode to find out what it's like to be in a real jail and how it compares to the real one. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! We'll be looking out for your comments and thoughts in the comments section below. Thank you so much for listening, and we'll see you next week! Timestamps: 3:00 - What are the good things about jail? 5:30 - How does jail feel? 6:15 - What does jail do to you? 7:00- What do you miss? 8:40 - What's the worst thing about jail ? 9:20 - How do you feel about it? 10: What are you looking forward to doing jail time? 11:30- What's your favorite part about jail 12:00 13:40- How does it feel like? 15: What's a good thing about this place? 16: Is it a good place to spend three months? 17: What would you like to do in a good day? 18:40 19:30 21:00 -- What are your favorite thing to do? 22:30 -- How did you think about jail life? 23:40 -- How do I feel about jail, what do you think you would like to see jail time in the future? 24:20 -- Is it better than a real prison? 25:00: Is jail better than this place for me? 26:00 | What do I want to do more than this? 27:30 | What are we going to do for a week? 28:00 // 27:10
00:01:25.000One, there are no cockroaches, because I didn't want to put cockroaches in my house, because then they'd infest the house and be very hard to kill them. So there are no roaches here.
00:01:36.000Two, the original jail we had a television with a few channels, most of them in Romanian.
00:01:41.000Now instead of a television, we have a screen where we can see ourselves, and on the screen we can see ourselves, we also have viewers, and we may be opening up to questions at some point.
00:01:54.000And that's our entertainment instead of having a television.
00:02:43.000Also, because we're under judicial control, tomorrow morning at 11, me and Andrew do have to go to a police station to sign a piece of paper.
00:07:22.000First you have to admit you went to jail.
00:07:23.000And you didn't even do any crimes, so you're an extra loser.
00:07:34.000These mattresses, although they're very uncomfortable because we bought the cheapest mattresses we could, they are slightly more comfortable than the ones in jail.
00:07:45.000We got all of our mail tomorrow morning, which means any Super Chat, all of them will be saved and given to us tomorrow morning with our mail delivery.
00:08:12.000Technically, you did more jail than me.
00:08:20.000Because you've lived less years than me, but did the same amount of days in jail as I have, so a larger proportion of your life was spent in jail than mine.
00:08:28.000So do you admit that you have done more jail than I have?
00:09:41.000You'll appreciate everything a million times more, and you do for a while, and then it starts to feel normal again.
00:09:49.000I still will have, I still will appreciate life much more.
00:09:54.000We were sitting in the restaurant the other day, and I said to the guys who were drinking their coffee, smoking their shisha pipes, Not really paying attention.
00:10:04.000I said every city you are in, everyone who's watching us, just a few miles away from you, if you live in a city, there is a building filled with dudes who you will never ever see.
00:15:43.000They ask him what he wants for his final meal, and he says, I'll have a single banana on its own.
00:15:47.000And the warden of the prison says, no no no.
00:15:52.000I'm gonna give you the standard latter, which is steak and eggs and potatoes.
00:15:57.000So he eats his standard meal and they walk him to the death chamber the next day, strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and again nothing happens.
00:16:05.000The director of the prison says to the guards, who's been giving this guy bananas?
00:16:08.000and one of the guards says, oh, it's nothing to do with the bananas, mate.
00:17:08.000But he slips and falls, and the tractor runs over his legs, breaks both of his legs and his spine.
00:17:14.000He spends six months in hospital rehabilitating himself.
00:17:17.000Luckily, he's left without permanent injury, but when he leaves hospital six months later, he's exactly the same guy except he can't stand tractors.
00:17:26.000Rips the tractor poster off his walls, burns his tractor pajamas, his tractor alarm clock, throws all of them out because I never want to see a tractor again.
00:17:35.000Goes into the pub the next day for a pint.
00:17:38.000Orders a pint from the barman, but the pub's full of smoke.
00:30:56.000If you were a bald man with a beard before who ever wore sunglasses, you've now stolen their look, and they'll be accused of trying to look like Andrew Tate.
00:34:30.000I was saying this the other day, when someone on fucking X was saying, oh, you're under house arrest and I can do whatever I like.
00:34:40.000I'm like, your options are more limited than mine.
00:34:43.000If you're broke, and you ain't got gasoline in the car, and no women like you, and no good men who are friends want to hang out with you, and your options are severely limited, Even now that we're on judicial control, our options of things we could do with our life, like go out and spend $10,000 on red wine and sit around with your friends and laugh, they can't do that, Andrew.
00:35:04.000They are far less free than us, the people who hate on us.
00:35:08.000They're much more in jail than we were.
00:35:13.000You admit there's a picture of you on these cigarettes because you'd like to smoke them.
00:36:21.000When I was a jail amateur on my first day in jail, the nice ladies came and knocked on the door.
00:36:29.000And they said, in Romanian, do you want hot water for tea or coffee?
00:36:32.000And I was like, yeah, I'd love coffee, thinking I was at the fucking Hilton, thinking I was being Mr. Tristate, I drink golden cappuccinos and the Burj Al Arab.
00:36:41.000And she gave me two cups of hot water.
00:36:44.000And I realized very quickly that you had to have the coffee granules yourself.
00:36:48.000And I sat there with those four criminals and drank a cup of hot water as my breakfast.
00:37:58.000You're going to go down the rabbit hole trying to find out who they put on the cover of Chesterfield's and be very bitterly disappointed when you find out it was you.
00:42:20.000To add to the explosive potential, when they give us hot water or apicalda, let's do the revolutionary idea of mixing hot water with instant coffee granules to create an explosive we can use to break ourselves out of jail.
00:45:46.000I think Rory would drive me fucking insane.
00:45:48.000You know what I don't understand about people in jail, why don't they just go home?
00:45:54.000Do you remember every time I got bored I lifted the phone off the wall and started calling a taxi, saying can I have a taxi please from jail to take me home?
00:47:18.000Loads of people in jail are depressed, though.
00:47:24.000The people in jail would often talk about what they're gonna do when they go home.
00:47:30.000But some of the guys there who were looking at like 15, 20 years just looked super depressed every time someone was talking about what they'd do when they go home.
00:49:08.000I think here, while we're in jail, you should repent to God and the world and you should say sorry to all the snails you've accidentally killed.
00:49:19.000You accidentally killed them, you didn't eat them, they died for nothing.
00:49:22.000I think, while you're in jail, you should pick up your Quran and repent to your God that we, no, for all of the bacteria you've ever killed, by washing your hands with soap.
00:54:40.000I need to change the first two letters between bunk and beds to confuse the world.
00:54:45.000When I say I'm going to go to the new thing, which is a new name that no one's ever heard of, So I'm going to swap around the first two letters from bunk and beds.
00:54:52.000They won't know I'm going to sleep and they'll think I'm doing something else, which allows me to get unlimited naps behind the back of all my opponents and enemies.
00:58:30.000And the used car salesman said, sure, you can test it.
00:58:33.000So he gets in the car and he drives out and he drives north.
00:58:38.000Then he drives south, then he drives west, then he drives east, and he returns to the used car salesman and says, I'll let you know if I want the car.
01:00:58.000Wait, I haven't finished my card joke yet.
01:01:00.000There was four ducks who lived in a pond in the middle of a forest.
01:01:05.000One day, a hunter came who was hunting ducks and he aimed his gun at duck number one and he fired and he missed.
01:01:18.000Now the hunter wasn't a very good hunter.
01:01:20.000He was too confident in his abilities and he only actually bought one shell.
01:01:25.000to the uh forest so the hunter leaves and all the ducks say to duck number one hey mate that was very close you almost got shot by the hunter and duck number one says yeah i was super super lucky i flew up super high and evaded him so the hunter comes back with another shotgun shell the next day fires his shotgun shell at duck number two and he misses
01:01:51.000The hunter, of course, only packed one shell, just like before, so he leaves the forest, leaves the ducks in the pond.
01:01:58.000And the other three ducks say to duck number two, look mate, you're very lucky that the hunter aimed at you and missed.
01:04:32.000I said, if you didn't see, I said there were nerds about all of them.
01:04:34.000I said, you can be smart and not be a nerd, or you can just be such a big nerd that people think you're smart, but really you just have a shit personality and you're boring.
01:06:35.000watching us. Your favorite planet is Uranus.
01:06:40.000I'm a fucking cigarette. I can't, I'm Neil. I'm scared. I'm gonna die. Cigarettes are a spectrum. Okay? I roasted them on Twitter. Tristan, cigarettes are a spectrum and how you feel about them is a spectrum.
01:10:20.000I proved it by reversing the polarity of Earth.
01:10:23.000I just reversed Earth's polarity with a pillow.
01:10:26.000If the Earth was a globe, that wouldn't be possible to do.
01:10:28.000The equator now runs from north to south, and you're never going to financially recover from the fact that everyone knows you're stupider if you've been to Jupiter.
01:12:55.000That for some reason wasn't funny in my ones.
01:12:59.000Because you're trying to take my jokes, but everyone knows you're the one who was on the fucking space journey of losing them around the solar system.
01:13:04.000And you're going to be known as that forever.
01:16:17.000Do you remember when I ruined the Star Trek movie when it was playing in jail?
01:16:26.000Star Trek movie came on and you said I haven't seen this and I said don't worry at the end she uses the beastie boys to kill Idris Elba and you said that can't be the ending of this movie and then it was and you laughed and said it's shit.
01:21:18.000I didn't think there was anything that could stop us having a close brotherhood, but now I understand what you've been up to in your spare time.
01:28:35.000Oh, by the way, while people are listening to us, if you ever send me a message that starts with Day 3 of trying to get your attention, I want you to understand that thousands of people are doing that, and I will immediately block you.
01:28:55.000The only acknowledgement you might get is a block.
01:29:00.000Day 26 of trying to tell the tellers, man, my shit business idea.
01:31:57.000you to acknowledge that I am the master of origami and you'll never ever, ever, ever amount to anything. Nothing you've ever done in your life tops the achievement of me making a paper swan. Live to the internet. How jealous are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
01:32:22.000Little Mr. Andrew, sitting there with a minute piece of paper in his hand, wishing it was a swan, but unable to fold it into one because you're a bumbly-handed loser who can't competently fold paper.
01:32:36.000I admit, if you can't do origami, you are a loser if you can't fold paper.
01:32:39.000You can't even fold a piece of paper in half.
01:35:04.000So what you do is, when you get hot water, or apicala as we call it in jail, when you're institutionalized like me, you take one bottle and you wrap it in a towel to maintain the heat.
01:35:26.000The heat of the apicalda needs to be maintained.
01:35:31.000So you wrap it up in a towel, and that way you have apicalda for later.
01:39:12.000because they've got tea bags in it. But this bowl wouldn't be allowed in there because it's made out of something you can break and kill with.
01:40:45.000The other day when we sentenced Rory to two and a half hours in jail and made him stay in here, technically have we actually human trafficked someone now?
01:43:59.000Now is your chance to be honest to your ancestors and admit that a part of you, no matter how small, is a little bit jealous of what I've achieved.
01:46:17.000Something about the cup gives me flavor. I don't think that's true. I think you made that up. A clear plastic cup does not have flavor. It does because when the plastic melts, all the fumes and chemicals get into the noodles. That's why I'm the bionic man. I'm your little princess bowl boy.
01:55:40.000Everything about you Andrew, I might stop talking to you because I think you're a misogynist, and I think that you shouldn't be telling young men to go to the gym because it's dangerous, and it comes with a side of misogyny.
01:56:12.000Who got called a lesbian by a 16-year-old autistic girl and they bundled her with eight police officers and manhandled her into the back of a car.
02:01:21.000beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep I said I want to go to Italy and drive my supercar around the Almaty coast.
02:01:32.000You didn't understand me though, did you?
02:04:42.000That's the thing about jail, people are always getting their ass kicked, but I don't understand the point of fighting the guards, because you're not going to get out of jail, so you just get your ass kicked and stay in jail.
02:11:34.000I'm going to give you a chance to win.
02:12:08.000When I get out of jail, I'm gonna buy an Aston Martin DB6.
02:12:11.000I'm gonna drive around Florence, Italy in my DB6.
02:12:16.000When I get out of jail, I'm gonna go back to jail.
02:12:19.000Well that's what we fucking did, isn't it?
02:12:21.000When I get out of jail, I'm going to go to Switzerland and buy an obnoxiously large diamond for no reason.
02:12:36.000When I get out of jail, I'm feeling my bones become Terminator.
02:12:51.000The real plot twist is that if I don't eat these noodles and become a cybernetic organism, I'm not going to be able to stop USS Spectrum when it tries to attack the Flat Earth.
02:13:02.000Since the beginning of this jail stint, we've learned that the Earth is flat, that you're going to be on the USS Spectrum and be able to grasp Tyson and go to Venus because you have no penis, and you're eventually going to attack the flat Earth, and it's going to take a cybernetic organism to defeat you, which is me, because I had noodles from a cup, and you can't beat me because you don't have the powers because you ate your noodles from a bowl!
02:13:33.000Did you know that there's a time portal hidden in Bucharest?
02:13:37.000Where you can go into it, hear me out, and just pass long periods of time and teleport yourself into the future as the same person, but older.
02:15:03.000How are you ever going to become a silicone-based life form with a computer brain powered by silicone chips if you don't ingest enough plastic?
02:15:13.000I just have to do it slowly because my weak biological form cannot control, cannot handle all the chemicals at once, so I have to do it slowly as I transform into a cybernetic organism.
02:19:46.000I'm also sorry for saying that you are going to get a spaceship, take Neil deGrasse Tyson as your second in command, travel the solar system on a bruiser tour, then visit Venus because you have no penis, then visit Jupiter because you're stupid.
02:20:01.000I feel reflected now that I've been tortured with that song.
02:20:04.000I need to go back and repent for all the bad things I said.
02:20:07.000I'm sorry that I once copied Bewitch's music CD.
02:20:10.000I'm sorry that I told the world that... Not told the world.
02:20:13.000I'm sorry that I told you that the entire world is fake, and it's just one big version of the Truman Show designed to watch you so that we can eventually determine the fact that you're a loser because you ate your noodles from a bowl after 35 years of observation.
02:30:22.000And they make slogans that insult you.
02:30:28.000They pretend to be nice to your face and then they go home and draw cartoons that insult you.
02:30:34.000Every person on earth has cartoons all over their walls about how much they dislike you and how happy they'll be when you set yourself on fire.
02:35:48.000He wants us to do a thousand push-ups, sit-ups, squats, burpees, mountain climbers, tuck jumps, star jumps, jumping squats, jabs, crosses, hooks, uppercuts, front kicks, low kicks, middle kicks, head kicks, side kicks, hook kicks, axe kicks, spinning back kicks, spinning hook kicks, jumping knees, jumping front kicks, spinning roundhouse kicks,
02:36:05.000Jumping Sidekicks, Jumping Hook Kicks, Jumping Spinning Back Kick, Jumping Spinning Hook Kicks, Jumping Back Fist, Back Fist, Overhand Right, and then we can meditate and visualize our victory in all realms from coaching here.
02:36:25.000Tomorrow I will do a thousand push-ups, because I did a thousand push-ups each day in jail, so I will do a thousand push-ups tomorrow during the day.
03:00:42.000AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH It's not how jail works.
03:07:32.000Friendliness is close to godliness Said a very wise philosopher Britney Spears She didn't say nothing We're gonna fight you or Britney Spears Britney Spears Why are you in jail I'm in jail because my girlfriend has TikTok.
03:31:20.000♪ I'm feeling better looking fine, baby, baby, boom, baby, I know ♪ ♪ With the magic in his eyes, checking every girl inside, moving like he does, girl, my, oh, oh ♪ favourite song.
04:44:58.000right guys as it's very clear that Tristan is sleeping peacefully whilst Andrew is starting to regret every second of this live stream i think we should start talking to chat and thinking about tell us what ideas we should come up with next
04:45:23.000so so Chat, tell us what your ideas are.
05:33:18.000It's like he's accepted that he's going to be there for 24 hours and that he's going to be under a lot of pressure from the noise outside.
05:33:26.000It's like he's accepted that and he's at peace with it.
05:33:29.000Now Andrew, Andrew is tossing and turning at every noise he hears.
05:33:40.000I know from my own experiences that he doesn't like to be away from his phones and his laptop.
05:33:47.000Any noise that's made is waking him up and I don't, I wouldn't say he's agitated but I'd say he most definitely wants to get out of there a lot more than Tristan.
05:57:08.000It seems that Tristan is a lot more relaxed.
05:57:11.000He's talking sleep talk to Andrew which makes zero sense at all.
05:57:18.000We don't know how it's going to pan out over the next six hours.
05:57:22.000I guess Tristan might have a bit more energy in the morning because he seems to be getting a bit more sleep than Andrew.
05:57:29.000However, Andrew doesn't seem to be sleeping at all or if he is it's very If he is sleeping, it's in intervals of 10 minutes, 15 minutes, it's not real sleep.
05:57:43.000So I think that the guys might have different energy levels when it comes to the morning.
05:57:48.000Andrew's playing with Broom, he's walking around the room, he's trying to wake Tristan, he's trying to entertain himself and keep occupied, whereas Tristan is very relaxed.
05:57:58.000We shall see how it pans out in the next six hours, but we're a quarter of the way through now and we shall see how it goes.
05:58:03.000If you guys talk to chat and give us some more ideas, some of the ideas coming through are great.
05:58:08.000However, the boys do have to be up in the morning.
05:58:13.000So we will let them sleep a little bit longer now, but all ideas are welcome.
05:58:20.000So talk to chat, tell us what you think we should do in the morning.
05:58:24.000And yeah, we'll review the comments and we'll see what we can do.
08:07:08.000One but she's already one but she's already one bit but she's already chamado here and home to Mangorphe and whoever I don't even approve of people cannot oh you haven't that your profession and compensation Marcus Kendrick and Devonté Marcus Kendrick and
12:24:38.000But I see all the time people on the internet post photos with cigars in their mouth and everyone's like, oh, you're trying to be the Tate brothers.
12:24:43.000I'm like, I have never claimed that I started cigar smoking.
12:24:48.000You got that one little piece of glare off that light?
12:31:13.000this argument about my middle name. So Tristan Tate and my mother wanted to give me some gay ass middle name that my father hated. So again, he tricks her, she's in the living room, don't worry I'll go fill out the paperwork, left my middle name blank.
12:31:26.000You don't have a middle name? No, no, no. So my dad just hustled her twice on the names. So T.T.?
12:31:32.000Tristan Tate, that's it. My mother had a middle name planned for me, I don't know what it was, I'd have to ask her. So you guys built this from scratch or what It was a failed project.
12:31:44.000It was a warehouse that a guy had turned into a house very badly on a very low budget.
12:31:48.000So me and Andrew took it over and spent a lot of money just doing it the way we like.
12:31:53.000The cigar room was a very poor, put together cinema.
12:31:56.000It was crappy looking when we first came in here.
12:32:00.000We rented it for about one year and then we bought it afterwards.
12:32:05.000Did it go up in value after you bought it?
12:34:18.000They took all our... We had a bunch of...
12:34:21.000I like it too, and they fucked up because Yeah, I do and the moment they let me out of this house That's gonna become the most famous car in the world cuz I'm gonna be wrong.
12:34:29.000So you literally can't leave the house No, no back to jail if I step foot over ice coffee Yeah, I don't want coffee Yeah I've got it.
12:52:07.000But I guess when they were in jail they would have had to go to court and things like that anyway, so... It doesn't really change anything.
12:52:14.000It's the same as what would have happened if they were in jail, so... I guess it's an exemption, isn't it?
12:52:19.000If I gave you a million dollars right now, you would not have a sparkle in your eye that women respect.
12:52:24.000You would not have that depth of your character that men respect.
12:52:28.000But if I teach you how to make a million dollars, and you make a million dollars with your own grit and determination, that million dollars becomes far more valuable because you are a more important person.
12:52:37.000It's not just about giving a man a fish, it's about teaching a man to fish.
12:52:40.000And once the man knows how to fish, he has an unspoken aura.
12:52:44.000Something changes about him that makes that money much more valuable.
12:52:48.000Being a rich dork who just found some money on a crypto pump is not a life worth living.
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12:52:59.000And those things is going to change your soul and forge you into a man which is respected by your peers and also respected by the females that you're trying to attract.
12:53:07.000And they're going to look at you in a way where they're going to know.
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12:53:44.000I'm gonna let me take a picture man, I'm gonna leave it on the wall.
12:54:10.000I'm a big fan. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Next time for a drink.
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13:11:06.000So if I was weak and I was a feminist and I had blue or pink hair and I went to Romanian jail, it's fine because you don't need to be strong anymore.
13:11:12.000I just explain to the violent psychopaths in jail.
13:11:31.000Would that weak, blue-haired, pink-haired feminist be fucking cleaning everyone's shoes and tidying the room and doing foot massages and blowjobs?
13:12:15.000I would choose superhuman empathy and be weak.
13:12:18.000You know, all the Greek philosophers, all of them, although you imagine them as old men wearing robes because they did eventually get old, were all soldiers and athletes.
13:12:41.000It was his wrestling name and no one knows his real name.
13:12:45.000It's the equivalent of like in 2000 years time, Dwayne Johnson just being known as The Rock and his real name being lost to history.
13:12:53.000So Plato, one of the greatest philosophers, goes by his wrestling name and his wrestling name is broad because he was big and scary.
13:13:00.000I'm the greatest philosopher and I go by the name Top G.
13:13:02.000You are a bit like a modern day philosopher.
13:13:05.000For the record guys, Andrew and Tristan cannot see the chat.
13:13:29.000They have a TV behind the camera with a Romanian channel playing but we're playing it on mute simply because otherwise it interferes with the microphones.
13:17:52.000Well, then it's time to go on to Fresh and Fit.
13:17:55.000I would like to do Fresh and Fit soon, but I think that's also going to be one of the most important podcasts to do when all of this is completely over.
13:18:11.000Buy yourself some JL6, thank you very much.
13:18:14.000Can I come visit you for one day, Andrew and Tristan?
13:18:16.000No, you can't, because I don't know who you are, and you're probably not interesting, so I don't want to talk to you.
13:18:22.000Yeah, I want you to understand at home, I appreciate the messages of, hi, I want to come visit you, hi, I want to come see you, hi, can you mentor me, hi, can I come work for you, I'll be... Thousands of messages read that exact same thing per day.
13:18:35.000If I need anyone for anything, I can find them within the war room, one.
13:18:40.000Two, In a day and age when I get hundreds of letters every day, 99 from fans who adore me and one from assassins threatening to kill my family, if you come to my gate I'm not going to walk out and talk to you.
13:20:21.000If you're a young man and you're at home, maybe the man who wrote that, what I would say is this.
13:20:29.000Because you're asking us for advice and you're asking us for help, and we get asked for help and advice all the time.
13:20:34.000I would look myself in the mirror, I'd take off my shirt, in shape or out of shape, I'd look at my fat body, or maybe you're out of shape, or maybe you're in shape, I don't know, and I'd look myself in the eyes and I'd say, only you can help yourself.
13:20:52.000Because a lot of people reach out to me for advice and they reach out to me thinking that a message from me is going to change their life, but it isn't.
13:21:00.000You've got the power to change your own life, right there with you, right now.
13:21:04.000Nothing I say or do is going to make you do the work.
13:21:08.000So, no, you're in control of yourself.
13:24:35.000Because I am not your ticket out of the situation you're in in life.
13:24:39.000You are your own ticket out of that situation.
13:24:42.000I was my ticket out of being broke, and being lame, and being uneducated, and being dumb.
13:24:48.000I fixed that for myself, and you could fix that for yourself.
13:24:51.000What you can't expect is two multi-millionaires who are intensely busy to start messaging you on Instagram and assisting you in any way with the basic motivation you need to be the best version of yourself, because you already know what you need to do.
13:31:32.000I actually think that Bewitched are going to have their social medias blown up and get a little bit bigger because we mention them so much on the stream.
13:34:48.000but the BBC somehow can just pull out whenever they want.
13:34:51.000I'm thinking of becoming a country and Western music star.
13:35:03.000Now I can't sing or write songs or play instruments, but I feel like I could pull it off just from the look alone, you know?
13:35:16.000Go to a cowboy tailor, get a suit cut, hat, boots, carry a guitar around on my back.
13:35:21.000The image would be so monumentally cool that people will just accept I'm a country and western music star without having to have any of the talent of, say, Jason Alde.
13:48:42.000Everyone knows that human trafficking means buying and selling people, usually to force them to work into prostitution.
13:48:51.000That's what it means in every country in the world.
13:48:55.000If what we're accused of is stealing money from TikTok creator funds, why did they name it human trafficking?
13:49:02.000And why have we been called human traffickers for 15 months?
13:49:05.000Because like surely if I went to Aiden Ross's house and nicked money from his twitch streaming fund They wouldn't say I human trafficked him Bye.
13:49:25.000yeah it's a horrible attempt to slander your name so
13:49:49.000so jail's a low energy environment I think if you tried to be high energy in jail you'd end up fucking smashing your head against a wall.
13:54:33.000Right now it's hard because we've got millions of fans, but I'm telling you, in 10 to 15 years' time, there'll be men in positions of power, politicians, people who all grew up watching our show.
13:55:17.000Smoke a cigarette while it dries, obviously, because the heat of the cigarette coming off of your face will assist the evaporation on a micron level.
13:59:26.000I've seen a spork before, but I've never seen this level of degeneracy in an eating utensil before in my life, and I am strongly suspecting you as the culprit.
14:01:21.000The pursuit of happiness is in obviously the American Constitution.
14:01:25.000He said that why does it... If I have the pursuit of happiness and I want to believe that I'm a man or a woman and that my gender is fluid, what business is it of yours and why are you so strongly opposed to it?
14:01:49.000I reckon he's been cheating on his wife, homosexual affair, something that they have on him, and as one of the loudest voices in science, they said, read this script.
14:02:00.000Anyway, I reckon they have something on him.
14:02:02.000I genuinely think that somebody important had some dirt on him because everybody besides us seemingly has skeletons in their fucking closet. Everybody.
14:02:11.000Homosexual affair aboard a starship traveling around the solar system on a loser tour to Venus and Jupiter. Anyway, I reckon they have something on him. I'm onto you, mate.
14:02:23.000You want me to make you a coffee with my my alpaca. I've got the color.
14:02:37.000The only one, the only guy who's stuck by his guns, who rejects God, is In the way that he thinks that he's living a completely, everything has to be fact-based, everything has to be fact-based.
14:02:59.000Oh, we're not sure about the Bible and the Quran, but we're the only god of atheists who've rejected God.
14:03:23.000If you purport to be an atheist, and your reasoning is that you have a worldview that rejects faith and is completely based on what we can measure with human instruments and human science, despite the fact that we're probably still very primitive compared to where we're going to be.
14:03:39.000If that is your worldview, then you should reject things like men are women and women are men immediately.
14:03:45.000In fact, you should be the first to reject them out of all the people in the universe.
14:03:50.000But the fact that all of these famous atheists are all now saying men can get pregnant, women can have penises, just goes to show that it is a cult of degeneracy and a cult of devil worship.
14:04:02.000It's nothing to do with a disbelief in things you can't prove.
14:04:05.000Clearly, one man, Richard Dawkins, stuck to his guns.
14:04:12.000He's the only one who asked, when asked about transgenderism, can men be women and women be men, he went, no, no, I'm a biologist, no, they can't.
14:06:12.000After everyone now knowing it's a scam and Candace Owens completely exposing how someone was set here to set us up and how they found no evidence so came up with a TikTok story and no one's ever been trafficked anywhere.
14:06:25.000It would be wild if they sent us to jail.
14:10:12.000We've actually known all of this crap, and we're sitting there being asked about human trafficking, saying, I can't talk about the case, knowing that the accusation is that we stole from a TikTok creator, and there's no money in the file.
14:10:23.000We've known this the whole time, and we haven't been allowed to say it.
14:10:27.000Which is nuts, because now the world's waking up, being like, whoa, what the fuck?
14:10:31.000When this is all over, the shit that we'll be able to tell the world about why this is all happening will blow everyone's minds.
14:10:38.000Because all that information is inside my brain already, I just can't say it.
14:15:04.000many reasons i remember jaden tried to do push-ups on the screen it's the worst thing ever so
14:15:33.000someone's fucked with one of my plate bowls look this has more water than the other one so i'm gonna have to fill it up and balance it that's it.
14:15:53.000I'll show you guys the art of jail workouts.
14:30:44.000Where's the rest of the darts at the Alley Pally VIP?
14:30:47.000Because I know you think you're an athlete and a sportsman, but really, can you compare yourself, in terms of great British sportsman, to someone like Philip Howard Taylor?
14:31:02.000Or Steve Beaton, the housewife's choice.
14:39:10.000A nice little relax, a nice little lie down.
14:39:13.000You can always have a lie down in jail, that's the thing.
14:39:16.000When you're working your normal nine to fives, like I have done for many years of my life, you can't just stop what you're doing and lie down, can you?
14:43:58.000I get a girlfriend with TikTok for a dollar.
14:44:00.000From now on, every time I meet someone who has TikTok, friend or girlfriend, I'm going to make them give me one dollar so I human traffic them.
15:08:24.000Your greetings are Walter Potatoes Salt and Pepper.
15:08:28.000I'm taking this shirt off, but just so you all know, this I'm taking this shirt off, but just so you all know, this shirt and the posters can be found at TopGee.com, so you can actually get yourself one of these awesome shirts.
15:08:55.000But this one I've slapped in, I've been training in, so I am changing it officially.
15:21:37.000Maybe you should tell the audience about who that really was.
15:21:49.000There was a real man in jail who did this exact same thing.
15:21:54.000He was poor and had no money, and after I gave him cigarettes to help him out and make him feel better, he walked around the prison threatening people, saying he is now with the Tates, and if we start a fight on him, that all of us are going to beat him up.
15:22:08.000Despite the fact that me and Andrew were locked in a different cell than him, so we had no way of helping him in his fights.
15:24:29.000If hypothetically, because obviously we have no cards, but if hypothetically we have 42 cards, us buying them and then locking ourselves in jail is a way of helping fight climate change And reduce materialism.
15:24:46.000Because we own them, but we lock ourselves in jail instead of drive them.
15:25:14.000Kind of like hermits of really expensive churches back in the day when they had gold and all the things that were accessible and all the worldly treasures of man.
15:25:23.000They would just not really eat and just pray all day and lock themselves away.
15:28:57.000A couple hundred grand, but you gotta watch infrastructure, electricity, food, sewage, set everything up there, build something there, move everyone to it.
15:29:13.000I'm gonna do. Oh, I'm gonna girls. I'll do that in my to an island. Have a thre That's a good point. That of dorky dude. He's like, all these hot girls. I ne your penis that small? Yo your small peepee that bad.
15:35:56.000I want to thank you both for all your wisdom you've bestowed upon the youth.
15:36:01.000I'm a member of the marketing campus and would love it if you'd look into the camera and say... No, I'm not looking into the camera and saying anything, Dean Dollar.
15:36:17.000I really connected with y'all when you first started, and it's like I thought and felt the way Andrew thinks my entire life from a toddler.
15:36:26.000I request to play Missing by No Mercy.
15:41:52.000Hulk, my friend, I'm going to disagree with you a little bit.
15:41:55.000Me and my brother have locked ourselves in jail for you all to see for the next 24 hours.
15:42:00.000I would have said my advice to you, young man, would be Don't take a girl on a dinner date if you have something else that you'd rather be doing.
15:42:09.000I think that women who go out on dates with men, and this is why women should never pay for dates ever, women are paying with their time and their attention and their beauty and, you know, how good they make you look when you're sitting opposite them.
15:42:22.000And if she's dedicated herself and her time to get all dolled up and go out on a date The idea of her going isn't to impress you.
15:42:32.000The idea is that she's giving you a chance to impress her, which is pretty good of her.
15:42:38.000So if you were really dedicated to watching this live, which I do appreciate, you should have scheduled the dinner for tomorrow night and taken the girl out tomorrow.
15:42:47.000I don't think it's polite or gentlemanly to be sitting there watching a live stream while on a date.
15:42:53.000So reschedule next time, is my advice.
15:43:00.000I'm making around two grand a month from lessons I've learned inside the real world.
15:43:19.000I think that mine and Andrew's message is one of positivity.
15:43:23.000And I don't... In fact, I've never heard of a case Where someone said, I started listening to the Tate Brothers, actually listening to them.
15:43:32.000Not listening to what is said about us, not listening to what the BBC purport about us.
15:43:36.000I don't think there's been a single case of anyone ever saying, I've been listening to the Tate Brothers and taking their advice.
15:43:50.000If anyone does say that they are lying or they are not Truly following what Andrew and I represent.
15:43:58.000I think we're a force for good in the world.
15:44:01.000And I just love getting the stories from all you millions of young men who have improved your lives because of listening to our teachings and our advice.
15:44:10.000And thank you for sending me these messages.
15:44:12.000Because they make me realize that when I am stuck in this exact environment for months and months on end and people are trying to silence me, and especially my brother, that it's worth it.
15:45:38.000Every single time one of these is bought from TopGee.com, every time you buy a DNG t-shirt, Matt Shea gets an email address, gives an email to his personal email address reminding him that he is a disgraced news gatherer, deluded narrative generator, and a discredited news guardian, a dork, a nerd, a geek, the DNG.
15:45:58.000And you buy these and give them to the DNGs in your lives.
15:46:02.000And I even have a little picture of Matt Shea with a shopping cart because he looks homeless all the time, every time he sees us.
15:46:06.000He's wearing the same clothes every day.
15:46:09.000He flies around economy to different parts of the world to try to bother our friends who ignore him.
15:46:15.000He was this close, Andrew, to being a somebody.
15:46:33.000If he had just portrayed the War Room event As we know, he really did portray it.
15:47:36.000When I post something, I get, what, 500 good comments to every bad one?
15:47:41.000But if I was that detested and that contemptible and worm-like that every time I posted something, as a snake, everyone attacked me and called me out for being a snake and what I am, I am mentally strong enough to read the comments and smile and keep posting.
15:48:00.000Somewhere, in his tiny bedroom, at night, after making his posts, he reads, and then he clicks- comments disabled- and he clicks it off, because he can't take it.
15:48:19.000I could take, despite being the father of adultery, being called a human trafficker for a year and a half, so people think I buy, sell, and pimp people.
15:48:45.000He lives in total obscurity, and whenever he pokes his head above the grass, which is talking about you, whenever he ever gets noticed by anybody during his hit pieces he does on you, everyone calls him a DNG and asks him for chocolates.
15:49:07.000And I think that's going to continue for the rest of his life.
15:49:09.000Who is ever going to let that man interview him again?
15:50:38.000When I get recognised in the street, I'm like, oh, can I have a photo of you, please, just give me a hug, give me a handshake, man, I admire you so much.
15:50:44.000Imagine them just saying chocolates to you.
15:50:51.000Because I don't condone bullying of any type.
15:50:53.000But asking a man for chocolates isn't bullying.
15:59:42.000Let me show what my brother's been doing in his spare time.
15:59:45.000My brother, along with Neil deGrasse Tyson, preparing for their space journey through the solar system, decided they needed both a fork and a spoon, and unhappy with having two utensils, or the widely renowned and very well respected spork, they invented this.
16:11:44.000There's ways to make easier shanks, but...
16:11:47.000The classic way, for you ladies and gentlemen watching at home, is to take a normal plastic toothbrush and spend hours just rolling it around on the floor, scraping the edges off to its nice point.
16:16:25.000so i also have a book called the life of the prophet muhammad
16:16:52.000which i started but your friend faris al-hamidi recommended me a better book called the the nectar of life the something nectar and i thought oh no that's what it's like apparently it's much much better than this so i will read that one
16:18:40.000Smerch, the Soviet counterintelligence agency, plans to commit a grand act of terrorism in the intelligence field.
16:18:48.000For this, it targets British Secret Service agent James Bond.
16:18:52.000Due in part to his role in the defeat of Le Chiffre, Mr. Big, and Hugo Drax, Bond has been listed as an enemy of the Soviet state and a death warrant has been issued for him.
16:19:02.000His death is planned to precipitate a major sex scandal which will run through the world's press for months and leave his service's reputation in tatters.
16:19:09.000Bond's killer is to be Smirch's chief executioner, Red Grant, a psychopath whose homicidal urges coincide with the full moon.
16:19:17.000Kronstein, Smerch's chess-playing master planner and Colonel Rosa Klebb, head of operations and executions, devised the operation.
16:19:24.000They persuade a young and attractive cypher clerk, Colonel Tatyana Romanova, to falsely defect from her post in Istanbul, claiming to have fallen in love with Bond after seeing his file in a photograph.
16:27:05.000You're a man. I have to eat You're a man. I have to eat You're a man. I have to eat noodles for a cup. You'd noodles for a cup. You'd noodles for a cup. You'd understand.
16:34:39.000I heard an interesting story once about heaven and hell.
16:34:47.000A Korean man is a Christian his whole life, and he has a near-death experience where the Lord says to him, I'm going to show you what awaits for you in hell, and I'm going to show to you what awaits for you in heaven.
16:35:05.000And they take him down to hell, and hell is a pleasant room with banquets of delicious food everywhere.
16:36:19.000And if you touch the food with your hands, it disappears immediately.
16:36:23.000He then looked around and saw all of the people in heaven were feeding one another instead of trying to feed themselves.
16:36:35.000I thought that was a very interesting story.
16:36:37.000Because it talks not about what hell or what heaven are, but about the nature of people, and how life, even given the exact same circumstances, can be made an eternal torment or an eternal paradise, all depending on the nature of people that you have around you.
16:36:57.000The only difference between heaven and hell, in this case, the only difference is that good people go to heaven, and with the right people, it's a paradise.
16:37:48.000So to summarize my story, and the reason I'm thinking about it as I sit here reading Corinthians, is because jail wasn't that bad with you.
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17:20:46.000So, let's get started. So, I'm going to start with the first one. So, I'm going to start with the first one. So, I'm going to start with the first one. So, I'm going to start with the first one. So, I'm going to start with the first one. So, I'm going to start
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17:32:45.000I imagine I was walking in the Transylvanian mountains of the Swiss Alps.
17:32:49.000I would actually argue that I had my most introspective conversations with myself walking this circle than any other walk I've had in my life.
17:35:21.00045 total, which brings me up to 920 from 875.
17:35:22.000So, I'm going to go ahead and do a little bit of a warm up.
17:35:23.000I'm going to do a little bit of a warm up.
17:35:43.000Tristan, there's a lesson here for the people at home.
17:35:48.000Even in the most dire circumstances, if you can give yourself a near-impossible task, a Herculean feat, which instills you with anxiety and dread, once you complete it, you can feel happy.
17:36:00.000I'm about to do a thousand push-ups, and I'm gonna be happy, even though I'm in jail.
17:45:27.000The satisfaction I get from writing that number 1,000 is equal to the satisfaction That most people never get in their shitty lives, because they never fucking dedicate themselves to anything, or work hard at anything.
17:45:42.000So all they do is go out drinking, trying to get a bit of stinky puss from Mary's slag face, and they pull that off and they feel some Mary Jane Rottencrotch.
17:45:54.000They feel some remblance of self-importance because some woman was stupid enough to allow them, with low standards, to attempt to give her dick, And I say a ten because they don't know how to give dick.
17:46:06.000But I wrote the number 1,000 on a piece of paper and made me happier than they'll ever be because I dedicated myself.
17:49:43.000If everyone was hardworking and motivated, it would be difficult.
17:49:46.000And I'll tell you right now that I've made hundreds of millions of dollars and conquered the entire earth, became the most famous man on the planet.
17:49:50.000And I probably only really gave it maybe 85% effort.
17:53:45.000You can't wipe your mind of everything unnecessary so your mind only wants to focus on what's Stay a loser if you can't dedicate yourself to anything.
17:55:02.000But you cannot join the War Room and just come to my house, because there's nobody in the world... I know that we have a message that resonates with a lot of young men, and you feel like you know us, because we're helping shape your personality.
17:55:12.000There's no celebrity in the world you can go to their house and be allowed access to.
17:55:17.000Even like Cristiano Ronaldo is a soccer player.
17:55:19.000You can't just go to his house because you like him and ring his doorbell and expect him to come out and shake your hand.
17:55:23.000It's just not the way that the world operates.
17:55:58.000What should I focus on to guarantee success when I step in the ring?
17:56:00.000There is no guarantee of success, which is why it's so brave.
17:56:02.000If you're guaranteed to win, then it wouldn't take any bravery, would it?
17:56:05.000The reason it's respected so much, and the reason people have so much respect for fighters is because they understand they're putting their ego and their lives on the line, and it could go wrong.
17:56:15.000Only thing you can guarantee is that you do your absolute best, you don't dedicate yourself to anything, you'll never be anything, and all you can do is try your absolute hardest.
17:56:24.000And I guarantee if you try your hardest and train very hard, you'll be a difficult man to beat.
17:59:20.000It turned his life around, and his life's good.
17:59:22.000It turned your life around, and Hustlers University helped you do that, and now you're making money.
17:59:24.000Fantastic, that's exactly what we like to hear.
17:59:26.000The reason we end up suffering and the Matrix attacks us is because we teach things that actually work.
17:59:30.000If we were teaching kids how to invest in crypto-zoo, or drink sugary drinks, or be a degenerate clown, we wouldn't be attacked by the Matrix.
17:59:38.000If we were sellouts like everyone else.
17:59:39.000But the fact that we actually teach you to have mental resilience and make enough money for yourself so you can resist the slave programming and the slave imperatives, that's why they attack us.
17:59:47.000This is only worth it, If it actually changes lives.
17:59:49.000All of this shit we're going through is only worth it if some of you actually improve your lives, which is why we If you truly are a fan of ours, what we want you to do is become as rich and strong and successful as possible What's this one Thank you.
18:00:10.000What is the ideal way to deal with a person that's in full slave mind?
18:02:02.000Physical strength is the baseline to a happy life as a man.
18:02:24.000I think that it underpins everything else.
18:02:27.000If I could pick physical strength and a strong body, or supreme intelligence and knowledge, or billions of dollars of wealth, most people would pick billions of dollars of wealth.
18:02:43.000If I could only pick one of those, and I had to live my life with one, and not the others, I would be a strong man.
18:02:59.000You can have friends who have more knowledge than you.
18:03:01.000You can slowly learn, even if you're a dummy.
18:03:05.000But there's something about being a physically strong man, that when I meet physically strong men, and you meet them, they immediately have my respect.
18:07:05.000The struggle of war, the entire object of it, isn't to do with violence, isn't to do with killing anyone, it's to do with taking away your enemy's ability to resist.
18:07:19.000Both mentally, psychologically, physically, taking away their ability to resist is victory You can do that after a battle you've won the war.
18:07:31.000So that they can no longer resist your version of reality.
18:09:20.000And by destroying the enemy's capability to resist, that means they also have to destroy you financially, which we all know, which is why we teach how to make money, because it's very difficult to fight back without money.
18:10:46.000I wonder if there are any superchats actually We have a bit more space here, but typically in a real-life jail environment, you let one man do his push-ups at his own pace, because there's only so much floor space for one man to really work, and then the other man renegades himself to the bed while the other one does push-ups.
18:11:04.000So if there were any questions, any super chats while Andrew's doing push-ups about when's Tristan going to do his push-ups, I should have actually clarified that at the beginning.
18:11:11.000I do my push-ups after Andrew's done his push-ups.
18:14:44.000Join in on the thousand push-up challenge.
18:14:46.000And if you feel like you haven't got energy or you feel lethargic, life hack, eat granulated coffee like it's sweets, like it's candy.
18:14:55.000I mean, we're almost half a jar in now and I think besides we've had one cup of coffee, everything else has been eaten the old-fashioned way.
18:15:02.000Yeah, that was a new jar and we started last night at 10pm.
18:15:09.000In the warrior's code, there's no surrender.
18:20:42.000Remember, you should get close to their face and talk to them as they're being tortured and breathe in their screams as though they were perfume.
18:22:08.000Oh, we think that Emilio Largo's got a nuclear weapon and he's going to set off off the coast of Florida, go to the Bahamas and investigate.
18:22:15.000Now it'd be like, click, click, click, click, click.
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18:27:56.000break free from the chain. ♪ ♪ I'm trying to break free from the chain, trying to break free from the chain. ♪ ♪ I'm trying to break free from the chain, trying to break free from the chain. ♪ Hey, gentlemen, we're going to rock, we're going to rock, everybody stand up.
18:42:24.000I'm not. I have no idea. The limits of me beating you up that exists out there in the universe that I did not enact.
18:42:32.000I tried very hard to not beat you up and you still got beat up. I wonder how many more millions of you in jail smoking cigarettes and get his hip pieces.
18:46:30.000If you know Whitesnake, or you're like the son or grandson of someone who sang or performed in Whitesnake, you tell them that they're fucking heroes.
18:47:32.000On both sides of the argument, the worst thing they could find out, digging through all my closets for skeletons, is that I used to sleep with and date with lots of women, okay?
18:58:29.000As your brother, as with Ramadan when we gave each other different foods at different times of the day because you couldn't eat at certain times or whatever, I will offer you my potato.
18:58:40.000Because you have access to unlimited noodles.
19:06:26.000Someone puts a gun to your head and they're going to kill you if you're second in a competition in which you have to write noodles in a bowl versus me writing noodles in a cup.
19:06:45.000Scientifically, it's more efficient to write noodles in a cup than noodles in a bowl.
19:06:50.000Therefore, when your life depends on it, when there's a gun to your head, you're gonna wish you had done the right thing from the beginning.
19:11:14.000P. And although L is the beginning of LGBTQ.
19:11:21.000The full 2SLGBTQIA plus P... That's a reach.
19:11:24.000...ends with P. There's no C. And P is the most detestable letter.
19:11:28.000There's no C in the homosexual agenda because you're supposed to eat your noodles from a cup, but there's a B and it's pretty early on.
19:11:34.000I'm just saying, that plus the fact it's inefficient to write down in a crunch means all in all, there's no reason to eat your noodles from a bowl.
20:05:50.000You say women are worse drivers than men, and the whole world thinks that you, of all the people in the world out there actually doing crimes, need to go to jail.
20:06:00.000Of all the people in the world doing crimes who are dangerous to women and kids, who are all over the streets of every country, For some reason, a disproportional monumental effort has been made to put you in jail.
20:06:28.000It's the funniest thing in the universe.
20:06:30.000And what's funny is, they think they're upsetting us, but all they're doing is making us, making our message louder, galvanizing our fanbase, and I'm impossible to upset.
20:08:43.000Although I think technically, because it's an English translation of the Qur'an and it's not in Arabic, I'm not sure it's actually considered and has to be treated exactly as a Qur'an Qur'an in Arabic.
20:08:56.000I think, I think There are technicalities there, but regardless, it's the Quran we had in jail.
20:22:20.000Then they send you to that month, because that's the standard operating procedure, and you appeal it, and you lose, and you just think, fine, I've been fucked for a whole month, because that's just the way it works, but surely, surely by now, Because in America, you have the district attorney, and it's the district attorney's job to find you guilty.
20:22:41.000Here you have the prosecutor, but the prosecutor's job, according to Romanian law, is to find the truth, not to find you guilty.
20:22:50.000So I was like, surely any day now, you know, he's gonna realize that there's no case and do his job and realize that it was a false accusation and then a bunch of bullshit.
20:33:43.000Get some cigarettes and start hustling until you can work your way up to pillows and maybe, maybe a mattress topper if you can get your hands on one.
20:37:40.000Well, you think that me and you would get so bored in jail to the point where we almost lose our minds and start arguing about what better vessel to serve noodles in.
20:56:27.000I'll tell you one thing that happened when I got out of jail.
20:56:31.000And then I was on house arrest, and then I got off of house arrest.
20:56:35.000I had absolutely zero interest in going to a club, going to a festival, being around peasants.
20:56:47.000I didn't want to go to festivals anyway.
20:56:49.000Our mission is greater than that, Andrew.
20:56:52.000But it certainly made most pointless things in life even more pertinently pointless and made it clear that there's no point in doing most of the things you think you're supposed to want to do.
20:57:41.000And it just made all the other unimportant shit that we would sometimes do clearly so unimportant that we decided to never do it ever again.
20:57:58.000Also, in terms of our relationships, male and female, it was a fantastic chance for other people to prove themselves to us, to show us who really cared and who didn't.
21:00:45.000We're the richest people in the world because we have all we have enough money to buy anything, anything.
21:00:49.000And then we have all the things that money can't buy that most people with more money than us don't have like youth, strength, brotherhood, women who genuinely love us, children who genuinely love it, etc.
21:00:59.000We have every single thing, a mission, saving the world, helping people, respected on every single city on earth.
21:01:05.000It doesn't matter if we go to Beijing or Baltimore, we're going to have street cred.
21:01:09.000Every single place we go, we're the richest people on the planet.
21:01:22.000And if to have that perfect life and to save the world, to inspire an entire new generation of young men to build a life worth having, we have to do a little bit of jail.
21:02:00.000I'm going to get a new one. I'm going to get a new one. I'm going to get a new one. I'm going to get a new one. I'm going to get a new one. I'm going to get a new one. I'm going to get a new one.
21:02:19.000I'm going to go ahead and get started.
21:08:40.000turned dreadfully pale. His eyes seemed to burn with a devouring fire and he bounded towards a dressing room near his bedroom. In less than a moment, tearing off his cravat, his coat and waistcoat, he put on a sailor's jacket and a hat from beneath which rolled his long blonde hair. He returned thus, formidable, implacable, advancing with his arms crossed at his breast towards the general who did not understand why he disappeared, but who on seeing him and feeling his teeth chatter and his legs sink under him, drew back,
21:09:09.000holding him stuck by a table to support his clenched hand.
21:09:11.000For an hour, he cried, of my one hundred names I need to tell you only one to overwhelm you, but to guess it now, do you know, or do you rather remember?
21:09:22.000Notwithstanding all my sorrows and tortures, I show you today a face which the happiness of revenge makes young again, a face which you must have often seen in your dreams since your marriage with Mercedes, my dear. It's a fucking good one. It's my favourite bit. And for not un-finding he realises he's ruined his life and he goes to confront him. How does he ruin his life again? Um...
21:09:49.000Fernand as a soldier was involved in a scandal where he sold out a Turkish sultan for money, betrayed a French ally, and sold the fort, and sold the town so he could steal the money for himself, and he came back to France.
21:10:00.000But the Count of Monte Cristo exposes the whole scam, takes the guy's daughter, who he bought from a slave market, and the fucking... In court, he gets completely famous and framed, and his name is completely disgraced.
21:10:12.000His wife and his son leave him, and he's left with nothing.
21:10:17.000After that he goes back to his house and shoots himself in the head.
21:10:20.000This book was written in the 1800s back when you could actually write proper shit.
21:10:27.000So he goes there to challenge into a duel and he puts on a sailor's uniform from when he was a teenager and comes out.
21:10:36.000Finally he realizes who had been fucking with him all these years now.
21:10:40.000Because Count of Monte Cristo's revenge plans take a whole decade.
21:17:28.000Perform as best as you can in the bad times, because that's what makes or breaks you.
21:17:32.000There are people, saying no names, who run into tiny inconveniences or little problems in life, and their whole life spirals into the toilet.
21:17:40.000Drink, drug addiction, fucking suicide attempts.
21:23:24.000I saw Tom Holland did some scene where he got bummed and then had to take a year off Hollywood because he realized that he's a Satanist propaganda beast.
21:24:31.000What's wrong with the world is that they have attacked the baseline of morality
21:24:37.000By destroying the most fundamental interactions between humanity, which are the masculine and the feminine, the perfect unison created by God, and by destroying the way men act and women act, and by extension, our collaboration with each other, they can extrapolate that chaos out towards the family unit, the town, the city, the state, the country, and with enough chaos and confusion, the world, then they can come along and say,
21:25:06.000This chaos and confusion must be remedied.
21:25:08.000We will remedy it with the following laws, and with more tolerance, and with the following regulations, and with more equality, and these other false gods and falsified ideas which have no genuine intention behind them, or any merit in regards to fixing the problem.
21:25:25.000The only goal for these things is more control in an attempt to create a slave class.
21:25:35.000They have made the world sick so they can give a false medicine, a false prescription, which leads to them getting more of what they want, which is control over your life, your mind, and destroying any remnants of personal sovereignty you have left.
21:25:52.000And they cannot install such draconian measures Without a degree of confusion and chaos, which is being artificially manufactured down at every single level of society, to the most base-level interactions, especially between how men and women interact, because men and women create children, which own the future.
21:26:43.000Nobody should care about Ant-Man, but he was Netflix number two at the time I made the Ant-Man movie, which really, genuinely upset me, because now people want to be ants.
21:27:30.000And when they have absolute and utter control, when you are fully disarmed, and you no longer have the capability to resist, you have to sit and think, do you trust these people, who have absolute sovereignty over your life, to not be draconian, and to not destroy elements of your life that you enjoy, once you no longer have the capability to resist deensly?
21:28:05.000And even the masculine spirit, which exists inside of all men, the innate masculine spirit to rebel against the system and the machine, which God has instilled inside of men to prevent tyranny, is being dampened and attacked consciously because they want us all to be eunuched.
21:28:29.000They want men to be semi-depressed, watching porn, without enough motivation, physical strength, or mental fortitude to do anything about the enslavement which is being bestowed upon them.
21:28:39.000Well, about their own lives, first and foremost, because that's the underpin.
21:28:43.000If they're not going to do anything about their own lives, then why would they care about the good of society?
21:28:48.000If you're too depressed and too sad to fix your own life, how can you fix anyone else's life, or take care of a family, or worry about your society?
21:28:59.000Which is why things like depression are advertised and why me helping men's mental health and telling men to not be depressed because depression isn't real is an act of rebellion against a matrix which puts me as a target for punishment because I'm genuinely helping men with the men's mental health crisis that they pretend they care about.
21:29:19.000Because they don't want you to be happy.
21:29:22.000Because if you're happy, you're better equipped and they want you disarmed.
21:31:19.000When Cardi B throws her microphone at some ratchet chick, because who else is gonna go see Cardi B?
21:31:24.000And I'm not even assaulting Cardi B, I don't know her as a person, but ratchet people went to her thing, and some ratchet girl threw a drink at her, and she threw her microphone back at her, and the music kept playing.
21:31:35.000Nobody even comments on the fact that she doesn't even perform anymore.
21:31:42.000Standards have fallen so greatly in the last 30 years, from the end of 1989 to now, the end of the 1980s to now, that we no longer even expect our singers to sing.
21:31:54.000I know that's a small thing, but things that would get you cancelled with moral outrage 30 years ago, now do not even turn ahead.
21:32:40.000The only thing we expect of you is tolerance, because if you're tolerant enough, you don't have any standards, you don't have any parameters, and you will accept the slave program.
21:32:48.000We don't want anything from you besides the ability to say everything else is okay.
21:35:06.000I do think that's good for the world and I think that's exactly what the Western world needed.
21:35:13.000I also think by teaching men to have standards for themselves, by extension, like I just described, they're going to have standards for everyone around them and the societies they live in, which is going to make them less tolerant of insanity, which is good for the world.
21:35:24.000So the best way you can save the planet is by teaching men to have very high standards for their own capability.
21:35:30.000By teaching men to have very high standards for their own competence.
21:35:34.000I'm a man and I expect myself to be extremely strong and extremely rich and extremely smart and extremely connected and extremely funny and extremely charismatic, etc.
21:35:42.000You have all these standards for yourself and you work hard towards achieving them, you're going to start to have standards for everyone around you.
21:35:51.000Which is super important because that's how you save society.
21:35:55.000So men and their own personal work they do on themselves and their own personal struggles and their own wars is how society at large is fixed.
21:36:04.000People say I'm a misogynist, but they don't understand that for women to be truly happy, they need to have men they respect.
21:36:09.000And for women to be truly safe, they need to live in societies which are based on law and order.
21:36:13.000And for all of that to happen, you need to have men of genuine competence and capability and standards.
21:36:18.000So by increasing the capability of men and inspiring men to be the best versions of themselves... Women are happier and safer and everything by extension.
21:36:29.000It would be misogynistic for me to do the opposite thing and not care about female safety and try and convince men that being weak is fine.
21:36:35.000Because it's not fine because there will always be a predator and there will always be a prey.
21:36:39.000And to a degree it takes a bad guy to stop a bad guy.
21:36:43.000And that is why Tom Holland got bumped.
21:37:17.000I don't think any of it makes any money anymore.
21:37:20.000Disney's lost money on every movie they made in the last five years.
21:37:23.000Well, I said this, so Best Buy released an advert saying our management team were not hiring whites for our management team. I'm like, Best Buy? Okay, that's an essential business. Computers, phones, electronics, everyone goes to Best Buy. After Bud Light fucked up, instead of taking the foot off the gas and saying no one do that anymore.
21:37:44.000They're all interconnected and there's somebody telling all of them to do this.
21:38:16.000There's no way any CEO or CFO of any company after the Bud Light debacle thinks, let's do this.
21:38:25.000There is no way those are independent decisions being made at a company level for companies that have no interconnectivity and have nothing to do with each other.
21:38:34.000There is somebody telling them to do this.
21:38:36.000Because if they go hard enough, then what?
21:41:43.000Sergeant, why did Tom Holland get bummed again?
21:41:45.000Tom Holland got bummed because they're trying to normalize degeneracy.
21:41:51.000Because there are certain things which have not been accepted, and if you don't accept things, you have hard-line parameters, and they have to destroy all parameters and degrees of morality inside of your mind so they can install the slave program.
21:42:23.000Michael Douglas plays him, and Matt Damon plays his boyfriend, but it's a movie about a homosexual guy.
21:42:30.000I feel like that's an excuse to make a movie.
21:42:34.000Watch it if you want, you know he's gay.
21:42:36.000But when they start making, like, Sulu in Star Trek gay, for no reason, They finish the space battle and then he goes and hugs and walks off with his boyfriend.
22:01:50.000I am the specter of a wretch you buried in the dungeons of the Chateau D'If.
22:01:54.000The form of the Count of Monte Cristo was given to that specter when at length he was issued from his tomb, enriched with gold and diamonds to reconduct him to you.
22:03:13.000Emma Dante's Mercedes, the girl he was going to marry, is left in destitution, but her son goes off to join the army.
22:03:18.000And the son is a good guy. The guy challenges the Count to a duel, and the duel doesn't take place because Mercedes snitches on his father and says what happens.
22:03:27.000So, Albert de Morser, the son of Mercedes and Ferdinand Le Traire, goes to join the army.
22:03:33.000Mercedes goes back to live in Marseille.
22:03:36.000Ferdinand Mondego blows his brains out, the guy who stole his wife.
22:03:40.000Monsieur de Villefort, the prosecutor, goes mad after his wife and child commit suicide.
22:03:45.000Monsieur de D'Ambroise, a banker at the time, and using insider training and his knowledge of information, completely bankrupts him.
22:03:53.000And when he completely bankrupts him, he holds him in a cell.
22:03:56.000And because his father starved to death to lack of money while he was in the Chateau d'If, Monsieur de Dunglars made to pay over a hundred thousand francs for each meal he's giving in the cell, so eventually he runs out of food.
22:04:06.000And as he starts starving, the Count of Monte Cristo has mercy on him and lets him go.
22:04:11.000And then, because he's sick of getting revenge for all these years, he lets Monsieur de Dunglars live.
22:04:15.000And then he has this, the young Turkish girl who was the daughter of the Ali, the What's his name?
22:04:26.000The Turkish guy who Ferdinand betrayed, the young girl he purchases as a slave to bear witness, is madly in love with him.
22:04:32.000And he lends all his money and his wealth to Maximilian Morel, the son of the shipowner he originally worked for, who was a good guy who tried to get him out of jail.
22:04:40.000And he absconds with Ayade and starts a new life with his beautiful new wife.
22:04:44.000And Mercedes left him, but left in poverty, which is why I hate the movies, when he marries Mercedes again, what, 14 years later, and she's got some fucking kid.
22:04:57.000So he gets a- he marries someone else.
22:04:58.000Yeah, he marries a young, beautiful, uh, Turkish-Greek princess.
22:05:03.000You know, scones are enough money in his yacht.
22:05:04.000He leaves everything else to the son of the shipowner who he originally worked for, who was the only man fighting to try and get him out of jail before his death, while he's still inside the ship.
22:21:25.000I'm going to burn the sacred I'm going to burn the sacred I'm going to burn the sacred chair of Tristan the throne of chair of Tristan the throne of chair of Tristan the throne of my jail.
22:27:50.000I've discussed this at length on other podcasts, that every single thing you want in your life is difficult, because if it wasn't difficult to achieve, everybody would already have it, and it wouldn't have value.
22:27:57.000The idea that something is valuable means that it is hard to obtain.
22:28:00.000Value and difficulty are inexorably linked.
22:28:04.000Saying something is difficult is the same as saying something is valuable.
22:28:07.000So when you say the 1,000 push-up challenge is difficult, what you've just said to me, in my mind, is the 1,000 push-up challenge is valuable.
22:28:16.000that you should complete it for special people who wish to go the extra mile and be exceptional individuals. Hey, Tates, I was unfortunately a victim of the COVID BS and got the jabs, but I've realized that it was a scam.
22:28:32.000You're probably still being manipulated in more ways than you can possibly realize.
22:28:36.000You need to strongly analyze your brain, defrag, understand every single opinion you hold, where it came from, why you believe it, what the proof for it is, and does it genuinely benefit your life?
22:28:46.000Because I guarantee they are still manipulating you.
22:28:49.000Everybody is programmable on some degree.
22:30:45.000Confidence naturally exudes a man who knows that he has the things that people look for.
22:30:50.000Whether it be when looking for a woman to settle down with, have a family with, whether or not it's in business and you have the mindset and the competence and the knowledge to go to a business meeting and sit down, you know that you have what it takes.
22:31:01.000The way you describe yourself, I'm not fat, but I'm not skinny either.
22:31:05.000You don't want to be either of those things.
22:31:07.000What you want to be is muscular and fit and healthy, and you will naturally exude the confidence which your hard work gives to yourself.
22:31:16.000So confidence comes after hard work, because anybody in today, 2023, you could be Sam Smith.
22:31:23.000You could be a disgusting, pudgy, pasty, horrible looking creature and be confident as hell, because as Andrew was talking about earlier, During this live today, no one's expected to have any standards, but although society can get rid of standards for people, people don't get rid of standards for people.
22:31:39.000We can give everyone participation trophies and say it's all fine, but a woman looking for a man to protect her, to provide for her, to start a family with her, to let this man into her bed, to give this man sexual access to her, these women will still have standards.
22:31:55.000So you can listen to The Matrix and be Not skinny and not fat, and I don't know how I can get more confidence.
22:32:00.000Or you can do all the hard work it takes to become the kind of man who will naturally be confident because you have all the tools.
22:32:06.000So get to work, forget women for a year, see where you are in 12 months, and hopefully the confidence should come naturally to you, my friend.
22:32:55.000There are 10-year-olds right now who are the heads of entire families in places like Yemen, because our whole family's been blown up by a bomb.
22:33:15.000If you truly are worried about your parents getting divorced and you have a vested interest in seeing both of them, and I'm sure you having financial capability will make that more likely to happen.
22:33:23.000Being broke is not going to make you more likely to see both your parents as opposed to being rich.
22:33:26.000If you're rich, you can miss work or change a school date or catch a flight, etc.
22:33:31.000So if you're truly worried about your parents getting divorced, then you need as much money as possible.
22:34:05.000And, uh, it's the natural order of life that parents go before children.
22:34:08.000It's just something all children have to deal with.
22:34:10.000So stay strong, start a family of your own, name your first daughter after her, and, uh, she'll continue to live through your family and your bloodline.
22:34:29.000And now if they come along with a new vaccine that all the normie people in your normie job are forced to inject inside of themselves, even though they know it's poison, you no longer have to do it.
22:34:39.000Having money, it's autonomy over your ideas, autonomy over your time and autonomy over your bloodstream.
22:34:43.000So it's extremely important to become as rich as possible.
22:34:45.000And that's why we teach how to make money inside of the real world, because you cannot resist the matrix if you are dependent on a wage, because they will simply restrict your ability to earn money.
22:34:54.000And then you will end up having to do what they want you to do so you can eat.
22:36:18.000If you believe in who you are and you believe in you're doing the right thing, it doesn't matter in your surroundings nearly as much.
22:36:22.000Because if you're empty on the outside, it's like being cold-blooded.
22:36:25.000If you're a cold-blooded animal, you need heat from the outside.
22:36:28.000If you're a warm-blooded animal, you can generate your own body heat.
22:36:31.000And spirituality is, to a degree, warm-bloodedness.
22:36:33.000So if you're a completely empty vessel, you're cold-blooded, and you need to have fantastic surroundings around you for you to be able to feel some fantastic.
22:36:39.000But if you generate your own powers deep within your spirit and soul, it doesn't matter if you're inside of a jail cell.
22:36:53.000leader. Lots of people asking me questions about what they should do financially.
22:37:06.000Should I pursue this option or that option?
22:37:08.000The best financial decision that exists on the planet Earth today is the real world.
22:37:12.000It costs less than lunch, and I will teach you how to make money online.
22:37:15.000I could teach anybody with 18 modern wealth creation methods.
22:37:17.000If you do not invest less than your lunch money in learning how to make money online so you can be rich for the rest of your human years, you deserve to perpetually lose.
22:37:25.000Everybody who is not inside of the real world is a loser.
22:38:31.000Everyone knows the answers to these questions.
22:38:33.000There's no point in asking people like me.
22:38:35.000Or, you know, if you want to be a boxer and you think, oh, if I email Floyd Mayweather enough times, if he replies, I'll be a great boxer because Floyd Mayweather is great now.
22:38:43.000You want to be a boxer, you already know what you have to do.
22:38:45.000Go to the boxing gym for more hours than your opponents and try harder and train harder and eat better and sleep better than all of your opponents and you will be a good boxer.
22:38:51.000Floyd Mayweather emailing you is not going to change that.
22:38:54.000So you shouldn't waste your time asking questions like this of successful people.
22:40:00.000Me and Andrew have a saying, if I'm feeling sick, Whether it be, I don't know, flu, cold, food poisoning, hangover, I will never, ever, Andrew, I feel sick, because he will reply.
22:41:10.000We actually have an animated series, which has already begun.
22:41:13.000And you can see that on CobraTape.com.
22:41:14.000Go to CobraTape.com, go to Information, and click on Lessons from Wudang.
22:41:18.000These are stories that I wrote with my father when he was still alive, when I was fighting professionally, and they were beginning to be animated.
22:41:22.000We're producing an animated series, so Tales of Wudang is already coming true.
22:41:27.000Also, Planet T, which is something we're launching shortly.
22:41:30.000We're going to build an entire artificial intelligence world built with AI.
22:41:35.000Kind of think of Minecraft, but not geeky.
22:41:37.000We're going to build a brand new planet.
22:41:39.000All members of Hostiles University are going to be allowed to own a percentage of this planet, this brand new future we're going to own, and Mount Wudang will exist, and it'll be a place that you can visit on the planet.
22:41:47.000Once again, more information exists about that.
22:41:49.000Go to carpetec.com, click on AI to learn about the planet we're building, and Mount Wudang will come true there.
22:41:54.000And also go to the Tales of Wudang story, read the tales, and watch the animated series.
22:41:58.000And all the tales have an important lesson in them.
22:42:00.000If you join the War Room, we discuss the tales at length, and we also talk about the lessons that are inside of them.
22:42:06.000But if you read them, you should be able to decipher the lessons that are there for you.
22:42:42.000I don't believe if you're a man trying to socialize at all, you should be hanging out at dive bars.
22:42:46.000It's not about low-quality women are there.
22:42:48.000Low-quality people are there in general.
22:42:50.000So Chief Brandon, the fact that you go to them tells me maybe you need to work on yourself a little bit.
22:42:55.000If you were going to the higher class establishments, five-star hotels, hotel bars, drinking coffee, dress nice, you'd probably run into women that are of much higher quality.
22:43:03.000So that's like saying, oh man, I'm trying to get healthy food, but there's just none at McDonald's.
22:43:12.000You're making the wrong choices in your life because you know you're looking in the wrong places, but you are also of the clientele of those places.
22:43:18.000If you don't stand out there, if you don't look like you're out of place, maybe you work a bit harder, bro.
22:43:23.000Vladzzz, tell Tristan the story of the man who sold cars again.
22:44:14.000The Amish are, as far as I know, good, God-fearing people.
22:44:17.000In the 1980s you would have thought they were a bit crazier because the world was very... in the 1950s and 60s and 70s, certainly.
22:44:26.000when the world was stable and nice and normal and men and women had marriages and had children and stuff, the Amish trying to abstain from all technology and abstain from the modern way of life seemed a bit crazier to me than it does in 2023. I feel like if you could take some Amish elders around and show them what has become of the world and they'd be truer in their convictions now than they would be in say the 1950s. True, but they're also still, and this is the thing where They're still relying on a degree of good grace from the government.
22:45:07.000So when you're surviving based on charity, I don't think that's a good way to live.
22:45:11.000So it's good that they focus on the who, but you should also be building up the what and the where's because you should be capable in all realms, especially when your enemies are capable in all realms and Darwin said it's the most adaptable that survive and I cannot imagine the Amish being very adaptable people.
22:45:37.000Yeah, I want all of you to understand that, to understand that the full ordeal of what we went through, this is not an entertainment episode of Tate Confidential.
22:45:46.000This is not an informational episode of Emergency Meeting Podcast.
22:45:51.000This is a recreation of what we went through in prison.
22:45:54.000So to get the full Perspective of what we went through, you'd have to play this video to yourself 92 times in a row.
22:46:01.000It would be a lot of the same that you've seen here.
22:46:04.000Laying down, you know, moments of silence, quietly reading, smoking cigarettes, pacing back and forth, doing push-ups.
22:46:12.000We didn't want it to be entertainment value.
22:46:15.000We wanted it to be very reflective of the true experience.
22:46:17.000So if you have three months to waste, Watch this and lock yourself in your room and watch this 92 times in a row and then you'll understand what they put us through for absolutely nothing.
22:46:28.000They've done damage to our lives, they've done damage to this country's reputation.
22:47:57.000I don't blame on any of these things for the reason you're failing.
22:47:59.000I've always only ever taught masculine excellence because the only answer I've managed to see genuinely works for the problems that you're facing in society today.
22:48:07.000I'll chime in very quickly because I heard the way the question was phrased.
22:50:02.000You keep training, become an absolute animal.
22:50:04.000And when you're 18, we'll be waiting for you inside of the war room.
22:50:06.000Cause you still have a whole bunch more to learn.
22:50:08.000It's good you're making 20k a month so young.
22:50:10.000A lot of people think making money is hard.
22:50:11.000Making money is actually extremely easy once you know how to do it.
22:50:14.000If you're not making as much money as you want to make in the world today, it's completely your fault because I will teach you how to do it.
22:50:21.000What's difficult after you make money is becoming the man that can do the kind of things that makes money worth having and also be the kind of handle the fact that you're rich completely.
22:50:32.000You have to be a very competent driver to drive the top of the range supercars.
22:50:35.000And if you're making 20, $30,000 a month, and you're under 20 years old, you need to be working on being the type of man that can handle that without being hustled, without being robbed, without being gold dug, without being, you know, all the bad things that can happen to people with money.
22:51:14.000We have the Koran, we have the Bible, we have From Russia with Love with Ian Fleming, the original Vaughan, we have The Life of the Prophet Muhammad by Iman Bin Qatir, and Karl von Clausewitz on War.
22:51:25.000And of course, the Count of Monte Cristo, greatest book, my favorite book, my favorite fictional book.
22:51:31.000Hello Andrew and Tristan, what's the most valuable lesson or insight you've gained from this experience?
22:51:35.000Has this prison experience enhanced or deepened your brotherhood?
22:51:45.000What's the most valuable lesson or insight we gained from this experience?
22:51:48.000There's been a whole bunch of lessons and insights, and I don't think I learned anything new as opposed to having things I already knew confirmed.
22:51:54.000Yeah, I had a lot of things that I already knew about myself confirmed.
22:51:57.000And also, I have no more fear of what they can do to me.
22:52:05.000Now I feel like this persecution and the people who are involved in it are so fervently and adamantly obsessed with the idea of putting me in jail.
22:52:15.000And I just know that these people's life sucks so much more than mine, even when I'm in jail.
22:52:20.000So, uh... Yeah, their obsession is, uh... Their obsession is unhealthy.
22:52:26.000It's criminal, almost, because you shouldn't be throwing innocent men in jail, whoever's doing this to me, and I would say that.
22:52:32.000Yeah, the reason they're doing it, I think, comes from a place of hatred.
22:52:35.000I've learned that hatred is very destructive and hatred is very evil, because I've got nothing but love for everyone and anyone in the world who I come across.
22:52:42.000And I could never do what has been done to me to anybody, for any reason.
22:52:47.000Absolutely beautiful to see the power of masculinity and brotherhood, which you rarely could find anywhere else.
22:52:51.000Shows the true power of the Force of Tate Brothers.
22:52:54.000All brothers should be as close as us, and I don't understand why they're not.
22:52:57.000The main reason is usually when someone is obsessed with a woman or some female petty bullshit or dick measuring or garbage. You have enough enemies in the world, you can have an ally, you can have someone on your side and that's what brotherhood is all about.
22:55:14.000The only way to ensure you retain everything you have in life is to constantly be gaining and trying to achieve more and more.
22:55:19.000Which is why when a guy in fantastic physical shape wants to retain his body, he still goes and tries to become stronger.
22:55:25.000He tries to become bigger because it's a guarantee to retain.
22:55:27.000Think of everything as rent that you're paying.
22:55:29.000Whether it be your mind, you have to keep reading and keep learning and keep Expanding your knowledge of the world, otherwise you stagnate and you lose it.
22:55:36.000Same with your physical fitness, same with your relationship with your brother, or your friends, or your wife, or your girlfriend.
22:55:42.000Same with business relationships, same with your company.
23:07:37.000And now, at the end of my incarceration, having dealt with all I've dealt with, will let the viewers know my Count of Monte Cristo revenge plot comes full circle on the man who upset me.
23:07:57.000On the man who everything that bad has happened in my life It's his fault.
23:08:02.000I remember trying to rest, and this man did a thousand push-ups, and started screaming about how noodles in a cup were superior to noodles in a bowl.
23:08:11.000Well, I have seven push-ups remaining, my friend.
23:10:03.000The porn-addicted freaks who completely fuel the industry with their money, who say that women are autonomous and can do anything they like without judgment when we hired webcam models, which has nothing to do with our current case that these guys obsess over and jerk off over.
23:13:15.000Being in jail for 24 hours has made me realize, those dudes we were with, they're still there.
23:13:19.000still there. I'm gonna write them a letter.
23:13:23.000Yeah, I know some guys need to write letters too.
23:13:30.000Remember, I said at the beginning of this stream, no matter where you are, if you're in a city, unless you live out in the countryside, if you're in a city, you're just a couple miles away, maybe just a couple blocks away, from a room full of men who you will never meet.
23:13:42.000I pray you better not meet them, because there's only one place to meet them.
23:13:53.000There are jail men all over this world.
23:14:01.000Men packed together living in squalor.
23:14:04.000And most of them deserve it, which is the good news.
23:14:07.000The good news is most of them deserve it.
23:14:09.000mean and you do not tolerate criminality or criminal behavior that's 45 minutes in jail and what we're discussing Discussed a lot of very important things.
23:15:46.000I said, fuck, I can't do a month in jail.
23:15:48.000Shit, I didn't think I'd mentally break, I was just like, my life, I don't know how to hold things together, a month in jail for such a long time.
23:15:54.000I don't fear your stupid pathetic weapon.
23:15:56.000You wanna fucking make up fake crimes, called bank robbery next, put me in jail.
23:20:04.000They put like alcohol on their head or on their ass and you try and light it on fire and then they fucking run around like jackasses getting third-degree burns.
23:21:42.000I'm going to get the boys because I missed them.
23:21:44.000I'm going to sit around the table and have a nice cold glass of wine.
23:21:50.000You can have a cigar and an espresso because you need some more coffee.
23:21:54.000I'm going to sit and smoke cigars and talk about why life is great and share knowledge and information Because that's the best thing to do in life.
23:24:50.000But we're talking about a hypothetical reality that doesn't exist.
23:24:55.000And just because you were super pro laying on the couch and eating McDonald's for fucking a year because you were terrified and masking up does not mean you could give me impossible hypotheticals and pretend that that's the real universe, Sam Harris, you fucking DNG.
23:26:05.000There's a 1% chance that you're a top 1% intellect person, but the fact that you've got your degree doesn't increase that.
23:26:10.000You're probably a dummy, because everyone's dumb.
23:26:13.000The smartest people didn't need a degree.
23:26:14.000Yeah, exactly. You're a bunch of dummies with degrees. You can buy an education, you can't buy intellect.
23:26:42.000Those are the type of people we won't never listen to, by the way.
23:26:44.000If someone says they're smarter than you and then starts citing their education, they're actually just proving that they're probably not smarter than you.
23:26:56.000If they say they're more educated than you and say they have a different cool, fine.
23:27:00.000If they say they're smarter than you and cite their education as proof, you should dismiss these types of people.
23:27:10.000A street pimp from the United States named Pimpin' Ken, who used to be famous.
23:27:15.000He was in a bunch of music videos and stuff back when 50 Cent was big.
23:27:19.000He once said, if you knew better, you'd do better.
23:27:24.000And to me, that's one of the most truthful things in the world.
23:27:28.000There'll be people out there being like, oh, I love to debate the tapes because I know about this and that, and they're not actually that smart and blah, blah, blah.
23:27:34.000And these people, like, try to be rich.
23:27:36.000They're driving like a nice Mercedes and shit.
23:27:38.000If you knew better than me, you'd do better than me.
23:27:42.000How are you sitting there with no viewers, no subscribers, no one wants to listen to you, so you haven't got the respect I have, you've got nowhere near the money I have, you can't do the stuff I have, you're nowhere near as successful as me in any realm of life.
23:28:07.000Because anytime there's anyone, because hate always comes from below, doing far worse than you in life, talking shit about how they know better than you, and how you're not smart, and how their worldview is better.
23:29:45.000If you release these guys from prison, they're gonna run away from the country via helicopter, because they're rich, and they're gonna interfere with the case.
23:30:31.000So when they do let me go and let me travel, I'm coming straight back whenever they ask to see me, because I want to clear my fucking name.
23:30:38.000See, a lot of people don't understand, a lot of nerds don't understand how important your name is to you.
23:30:43.000Most of my fans know Tristan Tate and Andrew Tate as upstanding characters and law-abiding citizens in this world, but there are haters in this world convinced I'm a criminal.
23:30:52.000No, I don't want you putting fucking smoke on my name.
23:30:54.000I don't want you telling, even thinking that I'm a bad person.
23:30:58.000So you can think I'm a bad person as much as you like after I clear my name, fuckers.
23:34:33.000Especially when you have very few worries to worry about apart from Matrix trying to, you know, put you in jail and completely ruin your entire life and reputation.
23:34:41.000These things are... These... They're dummies, bro.
23:39:19.000You've got prayers to do when we get out of here.
23:39:26.000I hear still a few hours of the day left.
23:39:28.000Those who rejected the truth will be led to hell in their throngs.
23:39:47.000When they arrive, its gates will open, and its keepers will say to them, were you not sent your own messengers to recite the revelations of the Lord to you and warn you that you will meet this day?
23:41:58.000Me and Andrew, you know, we donate above and beyond all sorts of charities, all sorts of causes.
23:42:05.000I mean, I'm the kind of guy that comes across GoFundMe pages for sick people, dying people, good charities, good causes.
23:42:11.000I recently gave to a charity called The Gift of Chess.
23:42:15.000which their ethos is spreading knowledge of chess around the world because in countries that lack educational infrastructure, in countries that lack schools, chess is a very good way of getting and understanding and knowing the powers of deductive reasoning, the powers of logic.
23:42:30.000Chess is very, very good in substitute of a perfect educational system.
23:42:34.000So all across Africa and the Middle East, they're spreading the gift of chess.
23:42:37.000I gave them $6,000 because I randomly came across their page.
23:42:40.000Me and Andrew are very generous people.
23:42:47.000And yeah, this is all going to go very well.
23:42:49.000Can the admins tell us how much we've made?
23:42:51.000This is all going to go to Take Pledge, which is our personal charity.
23:42:55.000We have people on the ground that specialize.
23:42:59.000I mean, we've fixed various roofs and bought washing machines for various families and a few other things, but we specialize in feeding people, especially children.
23:43:07.000No child in the world should be without food.
23:43:56.000We do it in the hopes that you all see what has been done to us, what has been taken from us, what we were put through.
23:44:02.000This is a very accurate and true-to-the-experience representation of what jail was like.
23:44:08.000Jail was actually harder than this, obviously.
23:44:10.000But, yeah, it's been a very unpleasant 24 hours, and I hope that you've all enjoyed watching it.
23:44:17.000So we appreciate all the donations, all that money.
23:44:20.000We've gained nothing from this, personally, but to let our fans know, obviously, what we were put through.
23:44:27.000All the money made is going to go to a very good cause, so lots of people in the world who are deserving of help, food, and support are going to get it because of what was achieved here.
23:44:36.000So, I'll pat myself on the back a little bit.
23:44:39.000I do not mind putting myself through difficulties if it helps others.
23:44:44.000Otherwise, I was going to shut my mouth three years ago and just... No one would know who we are, but we'd be living fucking without risks of jail, for sure.
23:45:10.000We've only read a few lines of each but I hope you If you have some spare time, although reading will not make you financially successful and reading will not really do much in the way that's going to better your life financially, which I've always agreed with my brother upon, stay away from success porn books, books about mindset to make you rich.
23:45:31.000The only people those books make rich are the people who write them.
23:45:34.000Ignore all those, but there's nothing wrong with indulging in entertainment.
23:45:39.000And books are a higher form of entertainment than Netflix or video games are most of the entertainment that you guys partake in.
23:45:44.000So if you wish to read The Count of Monte Cristo or From Russia with Love, good.
23:45:48.000If you're an atheist and you wish to pick up the Bible and the Koran, even better, either.
23:45:52.000Although I'm not a Muslim myself, if you're an atheist, you pick up the Koran and read it cover to cover, I believe that you will change your mind and I believe that it will be a massively beneficial experience for your life.
23:46:54.000Why do I feel nervous like when we really go out of jail?
23:47:03.000Because this has brought back the Yeah, well it's actually a lot less comfortable.
23:47:09.000hours in here, no phone, no device, you don't know what's going on in the outside world, you're stuck in a room with a bunk bed and a cigarette and a coffee, just waiting for your next meal to come through the door. It was a horrible experience and this has brought all of it back. PTSD is a very real thing.
23:47:26.000Yeah, well it's actually a lot less comfortable, I find it to be a lot more uncomfortable.
23:47:31.000The team did exceptionally well. The team did exceptionally well.
23:47:36.000We explained what jail was like, and we gave them instructions to emulate it.
23:47:42.000And even though we thought this room was too big, I'll tell you something.
23:47:45.000This side of the room is all cameras and wires and stuff, and we can't go over there, so it has limited the space in here massively.
23:47:59.000But it was some sort of beetle, not a cockroach.
23:48:01.000This building doesn't have cockroaches.
23:48:02.000I didn't want to release cockroaches into my own building and then have them in the crevices laying eggs and have to call an exterminator, so... No, I, uh... We didn't see our ninja roots coming.
23:48:12.000Yeah, I didn't do the cockroaches, but I did kill a fly and I did kill a beetle.
23:48:17.000Yeah, we were slapping the walls all day.
23:50:36.000The fucked up thing is we do this when we knew we weren't getting out.
23:50:39.000We do this when we had three weeks left, at least.
23:50:42.000And we just buzz up on coffee for no reason.
23:50:44.000And we call each other pussies for not doing it.
23:50:48.000I defeated you in the push-up challenge and came to the conclusion, oh I feel sick, that poles are better for noodles, and I did that via push-ups.
23:50:55.000Remember everyone at home, might is right!
23:50:58.000If you- We're gonna have a poll, mate.
23:54:53.000It doesn't matter what bullshit they come out with, what they say to me or what they say to you, no matter what, You and I are still in the same fucking team.
23:55:22.000Doesn't matter what garbage they try, doesn't matter what they lie, they tell, what they come up with, you and I are gonna remain on the same fucking team.
23:55:29.000And as long as we're on the same team, the millions of young men who listen to us, you are not gonna convince these people that I'm something I'm not.
23:55:36.000Because they have the power of reason, and the power of logic, and the power of being smart to listen to their own convictions.
23:55:46.000And in the end, the truth will set us free.
23:55:49.000And this bullshit will damage the credibility of the Matrix even further, so they will struggle to damage the lives of men who don't deserve it.