Tate Speech


ANDREW TATE WINS THE LOTTERY | Tate Confidential Ep.151


Summary

Tristan and Marcel finally make it back to the real world, but it's not what they thought it was going to be. They're back in their hotel room, but they're not happy, and they don't know where they are going to go next. They decide to take a drive, and it turns out, it's a good thing they left the dream world they've been living in for the past year and a half, because it's time to go back to their real life, and that's where they're going to end up. The Real World, the real life can't just be supercars driving around anywhere doesn't matter, the Real World can be us driving around supercars doing whatever we want, they're all here. They're in London, and we're all about to see the REAL WORLD, and the Real WORLD can't be a dream anymore, it has to be real. And because of these facts, I finally found a way to leave you all behind. It's called, "I've never heard of this before" and it's called "I can get a diamond for $100,000, 20 years, 100 million dollars, full of thousands of dollars" and I can do it. It's not as much money as I have now, but I don't need your signature, I can get as much as you do. You can fuck off, don't you know what I'm going to do, bro? I'm not going to need your money, I'm gonna get it, bro. - I can be a millionaire, I'll be a diamond, I won't need to be a million dollars by the end of this year, bro, bro Don't you're not gonna need it, I don t need to fuck off anymore, bro - I'll get it by the next time I do it, you'll be rich, bro! Tristan and Andrew, you ain't gonna be no more than that, bros. XOXO, Tristan, I know you know that I know how to do it... I'll tell you what you can do that, right? XO - DM me what you think about it! - Tristan & Andrew, I love you, bro <3 - Tom - Tom and Andrew - xoxo - Tom's new song: "The Real World" - "It Ain't the Real Life"


Transcript

00:00:01.000 I'm the tallest, the handsomest here.
00:00:04.000 Okay, I said it correctly.
00:00:07.000 Marcel is clearly delusional.
00:00:09.000 Good shot, man!
00:00:11.000 Good shot, man!
00:00:22.000 They confidently cracked.
00:00:28.000 I was finally happy.
00:00:39.000 Thank you.
00:00:40.000 I was finally happy.
00:00:45.000 I was in my little village.
00:00:48.000 Why did we leave?
00:00:50.000 Why? He was happy in his hotel, but what did we do?
00:00:55.000 We left. Is that what we do?
00:00:58.000 Do we just leave whenever we get happy somewhere?
00:01:05.000 Look, happiness is so wrong.
00:01:10.000 Contentment is getting. We just stay on the run.
00:01:13.000 Always trying to outrun the universe of the matrix and the agents.
00:01:16.000 We never get content in any one place.
00:01:19.000 What do we object for? Stay here or stay there.
00:01:22.000 Fight the matrix. Make more money.
00:01:25.000 Aikido, food, poopies.
00:01:27.000 Moving around the globe.
00:01:29.000 Non-stop. Untouchable.
00:01:31.000 What about little small villages where you can be a little person?
00:01:39.000 Next time you tell me you're happy, we're busy.
00:01:41.000 Those who are miserable, we can stay.
00:01:43.000 Any happiness must be ended.
00:01:46.000 I would deter us all from ever being happy ever.
00:01:48.000 I'm just gonna fly around, invisible.
00:01:51.000 As we drive until life's complete, you're free to work all you need.
00:01:55.000 I'm gonna get a little bit of a break.
00:02:23.000 Where are we going?
00:02:25.000 I don't know.
00:02:26.000 What do you mean? We're going into London.
00:02:31.000 This is Jay. London's appearing.
00:02:36.000 Is that London? Welcome to the real world.
00:02:41.000 You've been spending your whole life in a dream illusion.
00:02:43.000 Every single episode of Take Confidential you've filmed thus far has been a dream.
00:02:46.000 You've now escaped the dream and you're in the real world.
00:02:49.000 Welcome to the real world. I'm Morpheus.
00:02:50.000 Take Confidential viewers, everything you've seen up until now has been CGI. All of it.
00:02:55.000 But now, it's getting real.
00:02:58.000 It's not been CGI. It's not been CGI. You can tell by the high quality production filming.
00:03:05.000 No, it's not been CGI, guys.
00:03:07.000 I'm telling you I feel the exact same.
00:03:09.000 You've been drinking CBI. What does that mean?
00:03:13.000 Computer boozing initiatives.
00:03:17.000 No, that's not possible.
00:03:18.000 The booze is real. No, you're about to see the real booze, man.
00:03:22.000 C-G-B. You're about to see the real booze, my friend.
00:03:24.000 Don't you remember last year when we drove all around Europe in supercars and drunk loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads of booze?
00:03:35.000 It can't be the real world.
00:03:37.000 The real world can't just be supercars.
00:03:39.000 driving around anywhere doesn't matter. This isn't the real world. The real world can all be us driving around supercars doing whatever.
00:03:48.000 They're all here. I knew. Finally.
00:04:04.000 Yeah, doing it again. What do you mean? All summer.
00:04:31.000 The train never stops.
00:04:33.000 This rodeo never ends my friend Look there's all the power of British gas stations in the food they sell Do I do this? I do.
00:04:58.000 I do know the power of...
00:04:59.000 You don't know the power of anything? No, Tristan, just remember when we were here and they had those...
00:05:02.000 I ate all the gas station food.
00:05:04.000 Re-crunching.
00:05:05.000 Okay, well I definitely want one of these.
00:05:09.000 Mmm.
00:05:14.000 So we were supposed to go to Supercar Rally and travel around Europe, but instead, the time has come to leave you two losers behind once and for all.
00:05:23.000 Oh I want you both to know that as the person spends the most time with both of you, there's absolutely nothing likable about either one of you.
00:05:29.000 You're both disgustingly unlikable, ignorant, stupid, selfish, ugly people on the inside and out.
00:05:35.000 I despise you both.
00:05:37.000 The world would be better if you didn't exist.
00:05:39.000 If you never existed.
00:05:41.000 The best thing you can do for humanity right now is for both of you to kill yourselves.
00:05:46.000 Well, I don't like you either. And because of these facts, I finally found a way to leave you all behind.
00:05:53.000 It's called, I never heard of this, it's called Scratch Cars.
00:05:57.000 I went in to the gas station, and it turns out I can be a diamond millionaire, a matching millionaire, I can get 100k a year for 20 years, Full of thousands, hundred million dollars, etc.
00:06:09.000 Now, it's not as much money as I have now, but I don't need your signature.
00:06:12.000 Don't need his fucking crypto bollocks.
00:06:15.000 You can both fuck off.
00:06:17.000 I'm going to scratch these cards and it's going to be the last you ever hear of me.
00:06:20.000 Never going to see me again. Calling Andrew.
00:06:22.000 Where's Andrew? I wonder where Andrew's gone.
00:06:25.000 It ain't going to be like the episode where I was on the jet by myself.
00:06:27.000 Don't know what the name is.
00:06:28.000 Tristan, is that you? Tristan?
00:06:30.000 Oh, no. Tristan? Oh, you're not there.
00:06:32.000 What about Tristan? You sleeping? You chilling?
00:06:33.000 Oh. Tristan's not chilling on the plane.
00:06:36.000 Where's Tristan? T? T, where you at?
00:06:42.000 T? Tristan? No, sir, because in that episode, I came back.
00:06:47.000 I'm not coming back. Never again!
00:06:51.000 You'll be thinking, is he alive?
00:06:52.000 Is he dead? You'll be going to sleep at night, looking in the corners of the room.
00:06:56.000 Where is Andrew? I won't be thinking about you.
00:06:58.000 It's best on you, mate. See you later.
00:06:59.000 Yeah. Have fun.
00:07:00.000 You guys are going to be so upset when I scratch these cards.
00:07:03.000 Tristan, I really hope he wins so we don't get these anymore.
00:07:05.000 I bet I'm richer than I've ever been. In fact, mate, if you don't win any of these, I'll just sign and give you the cash.
00:07:09.000 Yeah, Tristan agreed. He just calls me names.
00:07:12.000 So you guys give me all the money and take confidential from here on out.
00:07:15.000 It could be a completely separate thing where I'm by myself.
00:07:17.000 Yes. Yeah, we'll do separate Take Confidentials.
00:07:20.000 Although, Tristan, I don't like you either, so I think I'm going to go solo.
00:07:23.000 I've been going solo for a while, actually.
00:07:25.000 I feel like I'm the star of Take Confidentials.
00:07:27.000 And I've been carrying you two on my fucking backs for the last five years.
00:07:31.000 I don't think you guys have seen the comments of Luke Confidential.
00:07:35.000 Yeah, people love Luke Confidential.
00:07:38.000 Guys, my fans...
00:07:41.000 Put it on the comments.
00:07:43.000 You've got no fans.
00:07:45.000 Comments and show them.
00:07:46.000 Show them and I'll make a spin-off.
00:07:48.000 Luke Confidential. We can have coffee and computer time and not move for multiple, multiple periods.
00:07:55.000 Sitting there working. Great.
00:07:56.000 Exactly. I'm scratching these when we get to the hotel.
00:07:59.000 I vote for you, artist.
00:08:01.000 I'm voting for you.
00:08:03.000 I'm voting for you.
00:08:05.000 Mr. Producer.
00:08:07.000 I make the best show.
00:08:11.000 It's Mr. Producer.
00:08:13.000 I got all them votes.
00:08:15.000 Mr. Producer.
00:08:17.000 Gonna bring the feeling.
00:08:19.000 Mr. Producer.
00:08:21.000 To the emergency meeting.
00:08:23.000 Me too.
00:08:25.000 Thank you.
00:08:27.000 So we're here for cause.
00:08:39.000 I'm going to try the sauce. I'm going to try the sauce.
00:08:41.000 Marcel said you don't drink.
00:08:42.000 No. Marcel, I did hear you say that.
00:08:45.000 Marcel always says this.
00:08:47.000 My drink's here. My drink's here.
00:08:49.000 It's right here. Marcel thinks he can out drink all of us.
00:08:55.000 He hasn't. He hasn't.
00:08:57.000 It's a lie. It's pretty easy to out-drink you, Luke.
00:08:59.000 To be fair, last year, Marcel did out-drink us.
00:09:02.000 He didn't. I'm just saying.
00:09:04.000 Are you two for gone? You almost forgot.
00:09:08.000 Take off as you might not know this man.
00:09:10.000 This man is a champion This man is a champion I
00:09:53.000 No, it was all video We filmed the whole thing.
00:09:56.000 Y'all must have forgot.
00:09:57.000 Photoshop, CGI. We CGI'd him admitting that he can't drink on the bike.
00:10:03.000 No, it wasn't CGI. I knew you liked that myself.
00:10:06.000 Why didn't you like that? Why didn't you CGI this?
00:10:08.000 Haters gonna hate, man. Yeah, they're wild to us.
00:10:11.000 They say we're gonna- They say we're gonna ride a fucking car.
00:10:14.000 Then we get here and this shit happens.
00:10:16.000 You didn't tell us this and it was like booze, booze, shit, booze.
00:10:18.000 No, it's actually Andrew's fault, really.
00:10:21.000 You were supposed to hold out. I have a rule now.
00:10:22.000 If Andrew ducks or doesn't drink, I don't drink.
00:10:27.000 Oh, he's drinking. Oh, he's drinking.
00:10:31.000 What's that? You told them the camera was driving.
00:10:34.000 So you lied? It's all driving related.
00:10:39.000 It's purely drinking. You never even leave, you just drink.
00:10:44.000 We flew across the ocean.
00:10:46.000 I feel like, Andrew, you misled them if you told them it didn't revolve around booze.
00:10:50.000 No, it's a bunch of booze and then you drive between the booze spots.
00:10:54.000 That's not what he told us. At all.
00:10:56.000 In no way. Oh, he just mentioned going between the spots?
00:10:58.000 He told me mountains, pretty roads, and views, and countries I've not been to.
00:11:03.000 That's what he told me. Oh, he didn't tell you about, what was it?
00:11:06.000 Road beers, Tristan? Road beers.
00:11:08.000 Road beers. Mountains and drinks.
00:11:09.000 Mountains and booze. No.
00:11:12.000 Oh, the mountains. Oh, mountains.
00:11:13.000 Like Portuguese, Spain. That's what he told me.
00:11:15.000 It's a beautiful view. Yeah. Finland.
00:11:19.000 Did he tell you Finland? Oh beautiful views.
00:11:24.000 You misheard bro. Must have been stag.
00:11:26.000 He said drink your f***ing booze.
00:11:30.000 So Marcel believes he can beat everyone at drinking.
00:11:37.000 He believes he's the drinking champion amongst all of us.
00:11:39.000 He is. Well he's definitely got the torque.
00:11:42.000 He has a little talk.
00:11:43.000 I'm the tallest, the handsomest here.
00:11:46.000 Okay, Luke, I said it correctly.
00:11:49.000 Marcel is clearly delusional.
00:11:52.000 He's not 6'7".
00:11:53.000 I see it. Marcel, Marcel, I got on camera.
00:11:56.000 I just looked. I went back.
00:11:59.000 He's not kneeling.
00:12:00.000 Those are his feet. Those are his knees. I see his knees there.
00:12:03.000 I'm 6'7".
00:12:05.000 Give or take.
00:12:07.000 You're not!
00:12:09.000 Oh boy!
00:12:11.000 Laughter.
00:12:19.000 Six, seven, at least!
00:12:21.000 Reunion? Take Confidential?
00:12:23.000 Is this a reunion? No, but they've all been in Take Confidential episodes before!
00:12:34.000 It's a Take Confidential reunion.
00:12:36.000 No, it's not a reunion. It's a...
00:12:38.000 Take Confidential...
00:12:39.000 Extra? Omnibus...
00:12:41.000 Take Confidential... All characters are different Take Confidential episodes over here.
00:12:45.000 You make a hundred million dollars and you think of all these amazing things you do and you hang around the same cunts you knew when you were both.
00:12:51.000 I'm from Ukraine.
00:12:53.000 He is from Ukraine though.
00:12:56.000 That is true. He is from Ukraine.
00:12:57.000 I know that for a fact.
00:13:00.000 From Ukraine.
00:13:03.000 The truth is...
00:13:09.000 As much as I love Andrew and Tristan, I can't allow them to drink more than me.
00:13:13.000 I can't! I can't allow it!
00:13:15.000 Marcel! They can't drink more than me!
00:13:18.000 Me and Luke!
00:13:21.000 We're here! We're here!
00:13:23.000 We've been here! We're here!
00:13:25.000 Where's Tristan? He's somewhere away!
00:13:27.000 We've been here! Thank you!
00:13:31.000 Thank you, Sterling! We get it!
00:13:34.000 Marcel! Marcel, we're gonna take this shadow drink.
00:13:36.000 The drink no one knows was taken.
00:13:38.000 Which one? It was one of these ones.
00:13:43.000 I think it was this one. I can't allow Andrew and Tristan to allow me to do this.
00:13:47.000 Because I'm better than them!
00:13:49.000 We're better than them, Marcel!
00:13:51.000 I've been better than them!
00:13:52.000 Marcel, we've been better than them!
00:13:53.000 Are we better than Andrew and Tristan? Marcel, Marcel.
00:13:57.000 We're better! Oh, sorry.
00:13:58.000 We're better. We're not, but we are.
00:14:00.000 Of course we're fucking better.
00:14:02.000 Of course we're better! We're better!
00:14:05.000 This is Luke, Marcel, confidential.
00:14:09.000 It's not Ted Confidential, it's Luke and Marcel Confidential!
00:14:13.000 That was pure poison.
00:14:20.000 That was gay. No, that was pure poison.
00:14:35.000 Pure poison, pure poison.
00:14:38.000 We're poison. I quit.
00:14:40.000 I'm going back to day confidential.
00:14:42.000 That was poison. I'm done with Marcel confidential.
00:14:46.000 I'm done. I'm done with Marcel confidential.
00:14:48.000 I'm done. I'm done.
00:14:50.000 This is shit. Shut up.
00:14:51.000 Shut up. Shut up.
00:14:53.000 Shut up. Shut up.
00:14:54.000 They're still recording. This is shit.
00:14:56.000 No. No.
00:14:57.000 You don't want Marcel confidential.
00:14:59.000 Shit. Me and Luke.
00:15:01.000 Me and Luke. Same rooms.
00:15:03.000 We're doing this. No.
00:15:04.000 It's a shit. No.
00:15:06.000 We don't want Marcel, Lou, confidential.
00:15:10.000 It's shit. It's too much booze.
00:15:13.000 It's shit. Andrew Justin failed.
00:15:15.000 No, you don't want it.
00:15:16.000 They failed. You don't want it.
00:15:18.000 Tell him we failed. Tell him.
00:15:20.000 They may have failed. We kept going with the booze.
00:15:25.000 We kept going. We kept doing the booze when they didn't win.
00:15:28.000 They were gone. It's me.
00:15:33.000 It's your friend. It's your friend.
00:15:35.000 And you're still asleep.
00:15:36.000 Don't do this to yourself.
00:15:41.000 Marcel, stop.
00:15:45.000 Come back. Let's go.
00:15:50.000 Let's go. Let's do the toilet.
00:15:51.000 All right, let's go. Why does Marcel do this?
00:16:03.000 He's brave. I love Marcel.
00:16:07.000 Don't tell him. Delete this in the series.
00:16:09.000 In fact, cut. Fuck!
00:16:11.000 I'm saying. I like Marcel.
00:16:13.000 Because there's no quit in me.
00:16:15.000 There's no quit!
00:16:16.000 No, there's no quit in Marcel.
00:16:19.000 There's no I in team.
00:16:20.000 Zero. I thought for a second, Marcel, he might disappear because other people play these tricks.
00:16:30.000 I think whose fault it is. It's Luke's fault.
00:16:32.000 Because every time he can't see you, he's like, has Marcel left?
00:16:34.000 He's putting doubt in their minds.
00:16:35.000 I know you ain't left. Yeah, Luke's the problem.
00:16:38.000 Luke's the problem. He's blaming you, Luke.
00:16:39.000 This is what I'm saying. I'm not the problem.
00:16:41.000 There's no doubt. I'm going to ride till the end.
00:16:46.000 Tell him. Mighty.
00:16:48.000 That's the man we want with us.
00:16:50.000 That's why he's here.
00:16:53.000 I'm going to put my life on the line.
00:16:55.000 Look. You already know I love you.
00:16:59.000 You got my respect. You fucked some guys?
00:17:00.000 I'm going to fuck up some guys. No, it's no fights today.
00:17:02.000 You're going to fuck up some guys.
00:17:04.000 Not today. Did you fuck up some guys?
00:17:08.000 I'm going to fuck up some guys too.
00:17:11.000 All right. All right. Let's do it.
00:17:13.000 Let's do it. So we know that Marcel's a fast, he's a hard, listen, listen.
00:17:20.000 Marcel, when it comes to drinking, he's the Muhammad Ali of trash talk.
00:17:22.000 No, no, he's not Muhammad Ali.
00:17:24.000 Of trash talk. No, no, he's Mike Tyson.
00:17:28.000 He comes in hard, he comes in fast.
00:17:31.000 The later round, he ducks out.
00:17:32.000 He can't last. So can you go, his staying power is very short, apparently.
00:17:36.000 Rory's going to go check on him.
00:17:38.000 Can you go with him? Let's go, Luke.
00:17:40.000 Wow. It's finally good.
00:17:42.000 I know Marcel wouldn't go to sleep.
00:17:45.000 Ah, fuck.
00:17:51.000 Marcel! Marcel?
00:17:54.000 Unfortunately, you've been caught a bit.
00:17:59.000 Unfortunately, you've been caught a bit, Marcel.
00:18:01.000 But you know what, Marcel?
00:18:02.000 I'll delete this.
00:18:03.000 Maybe. I bet good money on you not being asleep, Marcel.
00:18:07.000 I said you're probably in here fucking someone up or doing something.
00:18:10.000 Something worthwhile. Marcel.
00:18:14.000 Marcel was just thinking. Marcel, you know what?
00:18:18.000 We've always said...
00:18:20.000 You're hard on the first rounds.
00:18:22.000 Last rounds, it gets hard.
00:18:25.000 No, no, no. You know what?
00:18:28.000 Wait, wait, wait. Marcel, before we go in to see Tristan, we have to admit it does get fucking hard.
00:18:35.000 It does get hard. They fucking booze hard.
00:18:38.000 It does get hard. They booze hard.
00:18:39.000 No, no, no. We're in the trenches here.
00:18:41.000 We're in the trenches. Let's go, Marcel.
00:18:43.000 They don't get it. We're in the trenches.
00:18:44.000 They don't get it.
00:18:46.000 Before we check in, before we check in, before we check in, we check in to the next destination at 5 or 4 or 5pm.
00:18:54.000 Gym. Gym? Then what?
00:18:56.000 I don't know, I guess.
00:19:00.000 Hey!
00:19:02.000 There's no gas station ever.
00:19:08.000 And we've completely run out of gas.
00:19:11.000 The car no longer functions.
00:19:12.000 We're rolling down a hill in France.
00:19:15.000 Trucks are overthinking us.