Tate Speech - April 08, 2025


Billionaire Club | Tate Confidential Ep 285


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16 minutes

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2,731

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328

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14

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Toxicity

68

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Tristan and Andrew are in New York, and they talk about how they would like to be rich if they were born in another time and place, and what they would do with all the money they would have, if they could have it all.

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00:00:00.000 Yesterday flew in a private jet from Miami to New York, made some money, woke up.
00:00:04.000 In the Maybach, talked down on our way to look at Pet House in New York.
00:00:07.000 Here's Shisha. 0.99
00:00:08.000 Smash Bros. 0.99
00:00:15.000 After literally 10 minutes of you talking shit, I'm finally gonna hit record. 0.99
00:00:21.000 I was 6,000 years old and I was alive in the time of Jesus Christ and I spoke to him personally and I know his thoughts. 0.99
00:00:25.000 That's what you were saying.
00:00:26.000 And you also said that I'm a slug. 0.99
00:00:28.000 You are a slug. 0.96
00:00:32.000 Thanks. What color are slugs? 0.99
00:00:41.000 No, they're not.
00:00:43.000 I'm pretty sure they're green.
00:00:45.000 What are you wearing?
00:00:47.000 You're wearing green.
00:00:50.000 Are you a lizard?
00:00:54.000 Lizards do live forever, technically.
00:00:57.000 So maybe that's why.
00:00:58.000 Are you a lizard, man?
00:00:59.000 Yeah, 6,000 years I've been on Earth.
00:01:02.000 I live in Antarctica.
00:01:03.000 Andrew, you want to go get lunch?
00:01:08.000 Chris has been on Earth 6,000 years.
00:01:09.000 No, don't feed into it.
00:01:11.000 Flies, bugs?
00:01:13.000 I mean hot dogs and burgers because we're in New York.
00:01:17.000 Who do you think could eat more packs of sugar from the coffee? 1.00
00:01:20.000 You know what's funny?
00:01:21.000 Half the things...
00:01:23.000 You say don't make TC. 1.00
00:01:25.000 You just talk shit 24-7. 1.00
00:01:29.000 Do you know why there's 24 hours in a day? 1.00
00:01:31.000 Why? Because there's not 23. Oh my gosh.
00:01:36.000 How many sugar packets could you have?
00:01:42.000 Marcel could whoop you.
00:01:44.000 He would dog you.
00:01:47.000 Even I would dog you at sugar packets.
00:01:50.000 I would.
00:01:52.000 Are you going to your room?
00:01:53.000 Are you scared?
00:01:54.000 Scared of sugar packets?
00:01:58.000 Oh, mister needs a coat when the sun's shining and it's hot as can be outside.
00:02:03.000 Mister, I'm cold!
00:02:04.000 My name's Tristan and I'm cold!
00:02:06.000 I'm scared of the sun!
00:02:07.000 I have to put on my big coat!
00:02:10.000 Because I'm scared of the sun!
00:02:12.000 What is this?
00:02:12.000 Everyone's wearing coats.
00:02:13.000 It's not even cold.
00:02:15.000 It's the New York look.
00:02:17.000 New York has two styles.
00:02:20.000 Long coats that look like fancy suit jackets for the American psycho style banker. 0.99
00:02:25.000 And then little gay faggot photographer freelancer New York style, which is exactly what you're rocking. 1.00
00:02:32.000 So... 1.00
00:02:34.000 Touche. How often was I talking about trying to get rich?
00:02:57.000 I don't think we spoke about anything else ever.
00:03:00.000 Every day, all day, what did we talk about when we were born?
00:03:06.000 How to get rich, why we need to be rich, what we'd do if we were rich.
00:03:12.000 And we imagine these fictional scenarios.
00:03:15.000 We'd say we'll just go to brand new cities and we'll just stay in the best hotels and we'll just have girls and we'll just have money. 0.53
00:03:21.000 And we used to sit there and go, but if you travel around all the time, how do you have a job?
00:03:24.000 How do you work?
00:03:25.000 I was like, I don't know.
00:03:25.000 We'll work it out.
00:03:27.000 Remember actually saying, look, we're just going to travel and have money.
00:03:30.000 Yeah, we'll be in New York smoking cigars in the back of a Maybach.
00:03:33.000 There'll be millions in the account somehow.
00:03:36.000 But we were still in the paradigm of jobs.
00:03:39.000 We were like, it would have been like time off work.
00:03:42.000 Maybe we can work a bunch.
00:03:43.000 We could have a month where we can just travel around.
00:03:46.000 Wild. It's all we talked about all of the time.
00:03:50.000 I thought someone was rich for the most basic things.
00:03:53.000 If you had coke in your house as a kid, I thought your parents were rich.
00:03:56.000 Yeah, drinks that weren't tap water.
00:03:58.000 If you had drinks that weren't tap water, your parents were rich.
00:04:01.000 Yeah, they were.
00:04:03.000 I remember feeling rich because I had food in the fridge, fridge full of food.
00:04:07.000 A few bottles of booze, two bottles of Smirnoff, a bottle of whiskey, a couple bottles of wine in the fridge. 0.98
00:04:11.000 I thought, fuck it, I'm prepared for a weekend. 0.99
00:04:13.000 Should we live in New York? 1.00
00:04:16.000 New York where rich people live.
00:04:18.000 I quite like New York.
00:04:19.000 Are we going to end up doing American Psycho if we move to New York, Tristan?
00:04:23.000 Are we going to end up buying business cards and going to dinners and giving business cards out and having loads of hot girls in our apartments? 1.00
00:04:30.000 And murdering prostitutes? 0.99
00:04:32.000 I'm not saying we're prostitutes. 0.99
00:04:33.000 I'm not saying I don't murder. 0.98
00:04:35.000 Didn't say we didn't kill her. 0.96
00:04:37.000 I'm not saying I wouldn't murder. 0.99
00:04:39.000 But I don't pay for girls. 1.00
00:04:41.000 Plus, it's not really paying for sex. 1.00
00:04:43.000 If you give her the money, have sex with her. 1.00
00:04:46.000 Kill her and take your money back. 1.00
00:04:48.000 Is it really paying for sex? 1.00
00:04:50.000 Think about it.
00:04:56.000 Nothing besides health and good people.
00:04:59.000 There's only two things I wouldn't sell.
00:05:02.000 I wouldn't sell the good people around me and I wouldn't sell my health.
00:05:04.000 Besides that.
00:05:06.000 And you can't buy them, but money can help them both.
00:05:09.000 Exactly. Money can help them both.
00:05:12.000 You know the thing I don't understand about people who don't try and make money?
00:05:15.000 Getting rich is the easiest way to achieve all the things you want to achieve.
00:05:20.000 You want people to respect you when you talk?
00:05:23.000 Easiest way?
00:05:24.000 Get rich.
00:05:25.000 You want girls to love you? 1.00
00:05:26.000 Easiest way?
00:05:27.000 Get rich.
00:05:28.000 You want to leave a legacy and be remembered?
00:05:30.000 Easiest way?
00:05:31.000 Get rich.
00:05:32.000 It's amazing that people say getting rich is hard when it's in fact the easiest possible way to achieve all the things you want to achieve.
00:05:39.000 How else can you go down in history and be remembered in a positive light?
00:05:44.000 Without getting rich. 1.00
00:05:46.000 You'd have to dedicate your life to charity and live in a fucking shithole. 1.00
00:05:50.000 But you could do a lot more charity if you had money. 1.00
00:05:52.000 Exactly. So, I'm not even saying that in those scenarios money wouldn't help you, but I'm saying that for you to even go down in history without money, you would have to completely sacrifice all good about your life when you could instead just get rich.
00:06:06.000 Or, get rich and do the same thing and do better than you would do without the money.
00:06:10.000 Of all the interviews you've spoken to, the real world students.
00:06:15.000 What's your favorite story or what's some of the best stories?
00:06:18.000 I like the woman who lives in the southern United States who sells beef. 1.00
00:06:23.000 Organic beef.
00:06:25.000 Her story's really good because she actually already had a business and it wasn't doing well.
00:06:30.000 And she didn't make a lot of money. 1.00
00:06:32.000 And what she did was she used all the lessons inside the real world to turbocharge her own existing business. 1.00
00:06:39.000 And now she's rich.
00:06:40.000 Nice. We should go see her.
00:06:43.000 I'll station her.
00:06:44.000 Can you remember?
00:06:44.000 I think...
00:06:45.000 I want to say Texas.
00:06:47.000 Yeehaw! As we do the Daddy Tour, we should also stop by some of our favorite The Real World students and interview them and talk to them.
00:06:53.000 I mean, Texas, we're not going to fit in with this fucking thing. 0.98
00:06:56.000 We can't run around in expensive suits smoking expensive cigars in Maybachs. 1.00
00:06:59.000 You know what, Andrew?
00:07:00.000 You know what?
00:07:01.000 I think we just could.
00:07:04.000 No, we can't.
00:07:04.000 I think we could get away with it.
00:07:06.000 We're not going to Texas in this fucking car. 0.99
00:07:08.000 Well, I suppose I shouldn't dress like this in Texas either. 0.99
00:07:10.000 What do you want me to do? 0.99
00:07:11.000 Wear a fucking cowboy hat and spurs? 1.00
00:07:12.000 Yes. I'd actually fucking look good in that. 1.00
00:07:17.000 Money's not everything, but it's an easy way to make your mark in history. 0.97
00:07:21.000 And also, it's a basic competency test.
00:07:22.000 If you're alive for long enough and you still don't have any money, there must be something wrong with you. 1.00
00:07:26.000 You're either stupid or lazy. 1.00
00:07:27.000 Or you're not dedicated. 1.00
00:07:28.000 Or you're not thinking outside the box.
00:07:30.000 There's a lot of people who work very hard at their job, brainwashed.
00:07:33.000 And they dedicate themselves to their job, but they're too lazy to think outside of their job.
00:07:38.000 They go, I'm not lazy, I work all day every day.
00:07:39.000 Yeah, but when I say you need to try something new...
00:07:42.000 You're too lazy to attempt to try something new. 0.95
00:07:44.000 So you are lazy.
00:07:45.000 You can be lazy while working hard.
00:07:46.000 A lot of people work very hard and we're still lazy.
00:07:49.000 Back then when we were trying to get rich, we tried a new thing every five seconds.
00:07:53.000 Remember? Every day we tried something new.
00:07:54.000 Yeah. A lot of them failed.
00:07:56.000 All of them failed.
00:07:57.000 We'd try this.
00:07:58.000 We'd try that.
00:07:58.000 We'd try this.
00:07:59.000 We tried those energy drinks in Tesco.
00:08:01.000 That's that old story.
00:08:02.000 SMS text line competitions.
00:08:04.000 SMS text line competitions in magazines.
00:08:06.000 We tried to set up that weight loss thing website.
00:08:09.000 Remember when I found that website?
00:08:10.000 Weight loss website.
00:08:12.000 We tried everything.
00:08:13.000 Every day we had a new business idea.
00:08:15.000 None of it ever worked.
00:08:16.000 But most people are not prepared to keep trying new things.
00:08:18.000 When we say to people, guys, here's something you can try, often they go, ah, yeah, but I've already got something. 1.00
00:08:24.000 Well, then do fucking both, idiot. 1.00
00:08:26.000 Exactly. Sleep less. 1.00
00:08:28.000 Sleep less and get rich.
00:08:29.000 Sleep two hours less a day.
00:08:30.000 You either want it or you don't. 0.99
00:08:32.000 As fucked up as this financial system is, as rigged as it is, truthfully, if you want it, it's impossible to fail. 0.99
00:08:37.000 It's actually amazing how impossible it is to fail. 0.99
00:08:39.000 Well, it's a game that everybody has to partake in.
00:08:42.000 Everybody has to play the game of trying to get some money.
00:08:44.000 Everyone. Everyone on planet Earth, no matter who you are, no matter how much of an anti-capitalist hippie you are, you have to play the same game as everyone else.
00:08:50.000 Try to get some money to do the things that you want to do.
00:08:53.000 So you may as well get good at it.
00:08:54.000 It's true.
00:08:55.000 If something about life is certain, get good at it.
00:08:57.000 Like war, like violence, and like making money.
00:08:59.000 Yeah, capitalism makes the world go round.
00:09:01.000 We're sitting in Maybach, driving around New York City, smoking cigars.
00:09:03.000 Tomorrow morning, we take a private jet into Miami.
00:09:05.000 We go to a yacht show, because we bought a brand new yacht.
00:09:07.000 Then we take a private jet across the Atlantic to land in Romania, where a Koenigsegg Jesko that I've never even driven before, that I bought last year, is waiting for us.
00:09:15.000 We're there for a week.
00:09:16.000 Then we're going to take another private jet to Dubai to check out our Pagani penthouse, which is almost completed, and it costs $38 million.
00:09:22.000 I think we're pretty rich.
00:09:23.000 I'll tell you why we're not rich.
00:09:25.000 There are properties here that we couldn't find.
00:09:29.000 I like this maybag. 0.96
00:09:39.000 Seventy-fifth car?
00:09:41.000 We have enough cars. 0.99
00:09:43.000 When's the last time I even sat behind the fucking steering wheel? 1.00
00:09:47.000 A man who owns this many cars. 0.99
00:09:48.000 I don't think I've driven a car in a year.
00:09:51.000 It's like women. 1.00
00:09:51.000 You have them. 1.00
00:09:52.000 You never want to see them.
00:09:53.000 Just have them.
00:09:53.000 Yeah. Just collect them.
00:09:55.000 Other guys want them.
00:09:57.000 If I have them, other people can't have them.
00:09:59.000 It's basically the game.
00:10:01.000 Cars, women, houses. 1.00
00:10:02.000 We don't use any of it.
00:10:04.000 Should we take to New York City or something?
00:10:06.000 You and I. Should we move from this?
00:10:08.000 To the New York City subway.
00:10:09.000 We can get out of the car, we can get on the subway right now.
00:10:11.000 Dressed like this.
00:10:12.000 Dressed like this. 0.99
00:10:14.000 Imagine the mayhem of people recognizing us, you fighting crackheads. 1.00
00:10:18.000 It'd be a fucking nightmare. 0.99
00:10:19.000 So now we have to avoid poor people at all costs, even though we were once poor, because being poor is no longer safe. 0.99
00:10:24.000 No wonder they avoided us.
00:10:26.000 I was like, why have I got any rich friends?
00:10:27.000 Now I know they were avoiding me.
00:10:32.000 I can't blame them.
00:10:33.000 You know? 0.99
00:10:34.000 I can't fucking blame them. 0.98
00:10:36.000 There's always a risk with the brokies, you know? 0.98
00:10:37.000 Yeah, right.
00:10:38.000 Only a few of them are ever going to make it out. 0.99
00:10:40.000 Most of them are going to stay exactly where they fucking are. 0.99
00:10:43.000 Angry, sad, and bitter with Twitter accounts. 1.00
00:10:46.000 Stay away from them.
00:10:49.000 English, sad and bitter on Twitter.
00:10:50.000 Thank you.
00:10:55.000 I like this place.
00:10:57.000 It's growing on me.
00:11:00.000 We live in America now, don't we?
00:11:02.000 Trump's back.
00:11:03.000 America's back.
00:11:04.000 Let's hope Vance wins next.
00:11:06.000 Help him if we can.
00:11:07.000 Keep America great.
00:11:09.000 We can stay right here.
00:11:11.000 We live in America now.
00:11:12.000 We do live in America.
00:11:15.000 James Brown.
00:11:19.000 Eye to eye, station to station.
00:11:22.000 hand in hand across the nation.
00:11:24.000 The city is a very small town.
00:11:30.000 We can go to New Orleans.
00:11:33.000 Detroit C, Dallas, Pittsburgh PA, New York C, Kansas C, Atlanta, Chicago, and L.A. Got to
00:12:03.000 have a celebration!
00:12:05.000 Rock my soul.
00:12:07.000 Huh. Oh.
00:12:11.000 Living in America.
00:12:13.000 Oh. And I. Listen, listen.
00:12:19.000 Living in America.
00:12:22.000 And he's.
00:12:25.000 Across the nation.
00:12:27.000 Living in America.
00:12:30.000 Got to have a celebration.
00:12:34.000 Rock my soul.
00:12:37.000 Huh. Oh.
00:12:40.000 Explain. Explain.
00:12:45.000 Explain yourself.
00:12:47.000 This isn't normal.
00:12:48.000 We just went penthouse shopping in Miami.
00:12:50.000 Andrew, this morning you were stuck in a new Bugatti and now you're apartment shopping for penthouses.
00:12:54.000 Then we came to New York on a whim and now you're penthouse shopping again.
00:12:59.000 So think about it.
00:13:00.000 We get Shisha. 0.98
00:13:01.000 We get Smash Bros.
00:13:03.000 We got The View.
00:13:05.000 I can beat you with Link with The View.
00:13:10.000 We decided to come to New York on a whim.
00:13:14.000 Yep. And now we're looking at penthouses.
00:13:17.000 Yeah, we are.
00:13:18.000 Did you fall in love with New York that quick?
00:13:20.000 I kinda like it here, baby.
00:13:21.000 I kinda like it here.
00:13:23.000 It is your vibe.
00:13:24.000 I'm going.
00:13:25.000 Have no place to go.
00:13:29.000 Have no place to go.
00:13:33.000 Darling. Have no place to go.
00:13:38.000 Have no place to go.
00:13:42.000 Goodbye, baby.
00:13:45.000 Yes, I'm going.
00:13:47.000 Yes, I'm going.
00:13:51.000 Goodbye, baby.
00:13:54.000 Yes, I'm going. 1.00
00:14:00.000 Don't fuck around here, Sal. 1.00
00:14:06.000 I've never seen this before. 1.00
00:14:08.000 This is a real deal, baby.
00:14:10.000 The Billionaires Club.
00:14:11.000 Then what do you need me for?
00:14:12.000 I know.
00:14:12.000 Your boss already okayed it.
00:14:14.000 We're going to be selling this in every single peninsula.
00:14:17.000 Really? Philip, we love cigars.
00:14:20.000 Spot in Dubai, very similar to this.
00:14:22.000 You go out, get your reservation, sort it all out.
00:14:25.000 It's very similar to this.
00:14:27.000 In the city, it's like here.
00:14:28.000 But if you want to take the time, if you've got cars there, or take one of my cars, drive two hours out, do double days up and down, takes about an hour and a half, and come home, you're over there.
00:14:37.000 Double days is fine.
00:14:38.000 Oh, they don't take cash here.
00:14:41.000 They do.
00:14:42.000 Yeah, nice try.
00:14:43.000 Almost had me.
00:14:45.000 Almost. Almost.
00:14:47.000 Watch out for it. 1.00
00:14:47.000 It's fucking sleeping. 1.00
00:14:49.000 Clever. Keep the change. 1.00
00:14:52.000 Thank you very much, man.
00:14:54.000 Real pleasure to meet you, man.
00:14:57.000 I'll see you in a few weeks.
00:14:59.000 Yeah, we'll be back.
00:15:01.000 Really? Yeah, I'll get it.
00:15:04.000 I'm getting it.
00:15:07.000 All right.
00:15:09.000 What four of us?
00:15:09.000 Yeah, let's see.
00:15:11.000 I'm trying.
00:15:13.000 I'm trying.
00:15:15.000 Thank you, Al.
00:15:16.000 I appreciate it.
00:15:17.000 Great to meet you.
00:15:17.000 Thank you.
00:15:18.000 Bye, man.
00:15:18.000 Go get it.
00:15:18.000 Thank you.
00:15:48.000 Thank you.
00:16:01.000 So we're back in Florida, and now we're going to a boat show.
00:16:03.000 Mr. Slow is finally in the car.
00:16:05.000 You find yourself full of shit. 1.00
00:16:07.000 You are on camera. 1.00
00:16:08.000 You buy a brand new yacht, and then you can't even load up a new one.
00:16:11.000 Yep. New York City skyline, perhaps the most iconic on the planet.
00:16:18.000 You know, there are men who dedicated their entire lives to achieving the financing and hiring the construction companies to build a single one of those towers because when the tower was completed, their name got to echo into eternity forever.
00:16:28.000 And when it comes to digital equivalents, perhaps I have the tallest tower of all.
00:16:32.000 I was the most Googled man on planet Earth.
00:16:35.000 I own university.com, the largest online educational platform that exists anywhere in the world today.
00:16:39.000 And we teach people how to do exactly that.
00:16:42.000 How to build digital skyscrapers.
00:16:44.000 For most of you, I'll admit, it's probably too late for you to have your own branded tower built in the middle of Manhattan.
00:16:50.000 But it is not too late for anybody who is dedicated to have a lucrative online digital footprint.
00:16:56.000 So if you want A digital skyscraper.