Tate Speech - July 27, 2022


BUGATTI OWNER STREET FIGHT ☠️ | Tate Confidential Ep.148


Episode Stats

Length

19 minutes

Words per Minute

128.30692

Word Count

2,564

Sentence Count

395

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

Tristan and Luke are drinking all the water in the world, but it's not enough. They need to drink even more, but how much water should they drink? Tristan has the secret to elite level hydration, but Luke just wants to drink it out of a glass. Will they be able to beat each other at their own game of "Who Can Drink the Most Water?" Join us as we find out who's going to be the most hydrated and who will be the least hydrated in the entire world! This episode is brought to you by Anchor.fm and produced by Riley Braydon. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and we'll read it out on the next episode. Thank you so much for listening, we really appreciate it. Peace, Blessings, Cheers. Cheers, EJ, Dave, Luke, Tristan, Luke and Dave. XOXO. - The Cheers! - P.S. Sorry about the audio issues, we'll be working on fixing them next week. We'll be back with a new version of this episode, hopefully. - EJ's new mic, so apologies if it sounds a little better than the previous one, but we'll get that fixed next week, we promise. xoxo. Have a great rest of your day! -EJ & Luke <3 -TJ & Dave -The Cheers - Ej & Luke xo (Music: "The White House" by Dave & Luke (The Good, The Bad, the Good, the Bad, The Good, and The Bad and the Bad (The Bad, and the Good) Music: "Mr. & The Bad (feat. by Mr. Good) by The Good ( ) by Sideshow ( ) by Chris ( ) - "Goodbye" by SONGS (featuring: & Mr. P. ( ) (Solo ( ) and Mr. & Mrs. ( ) by P. (Mr. C ( ) by SONS ( ) & P. & Ms. ( ). and , "The Bad ( ) . ( ) is a song written and produced and edited by EJ ( ) in tribute to the late, Thank You ( ) on


Transcript

00:00:04.000 It was at this moment that he knew.
00:00:06.000 He fucked up.
00:00:08.000 What's up, everything?
00:00:10.000 What's up, everything?
00:00:20.000 Take off my jacket, man.
00:00:26.000 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:00:28.000 I'm sorry.
00:00:53.000 The big ones.
00:00:59.000 Yes, 20 to zero bottles of sparkling water.
00:01:04.000 Elite level hydration.
00:01:06.000 Sorry? Yes, the big bottles, 20 to zero of them.
00:01:13.000 Cold. Yes, the large sparkling waters and cold please.
00:01:19.000 And ice, please. And lemons.
00:01:25.000 And yes, that's all.
00:01:29.000 Yes. Sounds perfect.
00:01:31.000 Thank you very much. So...
00:01:38.000 I didn't do this to us.
00:01:40.000 I wanted the ribeyes.
00:01:42.000 I wanted one ribeye.
00:01:43.000 We need elite level hydration.
00:01:46.000 This doesn't make sense.
00:01:47.000 Look... What is the number one thing humans need to stay alive?
00:01:52.000 Tristan says we're not drinking enough.
00:01:54.000 We're not having enough fun.
00:01:55.000 So they are going to drink all day.
00:01:58.000 All day. 20?
00:02:00.000 20? Is that 20 liters?
00:02:02.000 How much are these bottles? I think nearly a half.
00:02:06.000 30 liters. Nice.
00:02:08.000 So 10 liters each of water.
00:02:11.000 To start. As a start.
00:02:14.000 What do you mean as a start?
00:02:16.000 We're drinking all day long.
00:02:18.000 You can't go outside because the peasants are waiting for us.
00:02:22.000 We're sitting here drinking all along.
00:02:25.000 Someone would say, hey, what do you do when you're worth a hundred million dollars?
00:02:29.000 Water contest. Elite level hydration.
00:02:37.000 You also bought the course.
00:02:39.000 Course bought. Perfect.
00:02:42.000 Now I need you to have the secrets to elite level hydration.
00:02:44.000 The loop does.
00:02:45.000 ...the only way to achieve elite level high-grade...
00:02:49.000 Tristan! That can't be in the course!
00:02:58.000 Is that a part? This can't be a part.
00:03:00.000 This must be part eight. Elite level.
00:03:03.000 This actually might be elite level.
00:03:05.000 This might be truly elite.
00:03:08.000 I'll drink more water than both people.
00:03:09.000 You won't. No, you won't.
00:03:12.000 You won't.
00:03:14.000 We'll see. Nah, I'm just gonna edit out every single time he drinks water.
00:03:21.000 Teach him a lesson. Could be.
00:03:25.000 Take confidential. Wouldn't know if I did or did not do that.
00:03:29.000 Maybe I cut this out too.
00:03:32.000 So Triss is going the barbarian tactic.
00:03:34.000 I don't think I can do Barbarian.
00:03:35.000 Why have you made it bubbly? Made it super hard.
00:03:37.000 Yeah, it's like all bubbles. If he's doing the Barbarian tactic.
00:03:40.000 But I believe civilization will defeat the Barbarians if I just always drink it out of a nice glass.
00:03:46.000 You guys will drink it out of a bottle.
00:03:47.000 If I just drink it always out of a glass.
00:03:51.000 There's no way you're beating me. Nice and refreshing.
00:03:59.000 And I'm just going to make sure this never, ever is emptied.
00:04:03.000 Like the infinite glass.
00:04:04.000 Isn't there a legend about some infinite glass that never runs out?
00:04:07.000 He can't defeat me. What is boozing, Dave?
00:04:12.000 Tristan can drink liquids so fast.
00:04:14.000 He can! Your tactics are poor.
00:04:19.000 See why I did that? That is his tactic.
00:04:22.000 This is gonna work. There's a reason cups were invented.
00:04:24.000 Why would cups be invented if this is not the most ideal way to hydrate?
00:04:27.000 He's using poor tactics. You're gonna have to have one sip.
00:04:30.000 On my second bottle. You're gonna talk to me.
00:04:34.000 My mind. My mind's made of water.
00:04:37.000 My brain was a dry sponge and it's now expanding.
00:04:40.000 I can now see in 4D. I've been swimming inside of myself.
00:04:45.000 These aren't real. I didn't have enough blood.
00:04:49.000 And all I can do is force myself to make water.
00:04:50.000 This is seriously down one. He did, didn't he?
00:04:52.000 It amazes me.
00:04:53.000 This is pure carbonated sparkling water.
00:04:58.000 The bubbles do hurt.
00:04:59.000 They do. I feel like it's not beer or body.
00:05:02.000 One down. 50 each, yeah?
00:05:07.000 Yeah. Nice.
00:05:10.000 I'm making progress. I don't know how much because I don't even want to know.
00:05:12.000 I'm just going to keep pouring. You've drunk half of us.
00:05:16.000 Luke, you're nowhere near anymore.
00:05:18.000 I'm getting close. Look, it's almost done.
00:05:22.000 And mine's been nice and pleasant.
00:05:24.000 You guys look horrible.
00:05:25.000 It's not almost done. It's all in the glass.
00:05:29.000 So that's how you think it works, do you?
00:05:31.000 See, now I just have to drink my nice one little glass of water and continue on.
00:05:37.000 Nice pleasant. We're rich.
00:05:40.000 Why do we do this? Hydration.
00:05:42.000 Poor people actually couldn't do this.
00:05:44.000 This is a rich person only activity.
00:05:47.000 Yeah, probably. So the water has been given up on.
00:05:54.000 Not really. What do you mean not really?
00:05:56.000 You're just eating things now. Watermelon.
00:05:58.000 Exactly. I'm just eating instead of drinking.
00:06:00.000 It's beating up the process. I'm doing both.
00:06:04.000 Luke. Where's my glass?
00:06:05.000 You're on the same fucking glass!
00:06:08.000 Never ending. You're an embarrassment to this one.
00:06:11.000 For all you know, I'm down 20 giant bottles.
00:06:14.000 But it's all just gone through this glass.
00:06:18.000 Run for it. I ate them in.
00:06:23.000 Luke, I'd like you to know.
00:06:25.000 If you're on fire and all it would take is my piss to extinguish you, I would still take a long walk in the cold in the middle of the night to the toilet and piss in the toilet.
00:06:37.000 I would need to know something. If you caught on fire right here right now, I would drink each and every one of these bottles.
00:06:45.000 Each and every one.
00:06:47.000 I would drink all of them.
00:06:50.000 Slowly. This is your lesson about dedication to the cause.
00:06:59.000 What are we doing? Yeah!
00:07:04.000 Watermelon mess!
00:07:08.000 You guys keep calling me globetard, so it seems like it.
00:07:11.000 The earth is flat, Luke. I thought all the flat earth paintings.
00:07:14.000 Yeah, so, okay.
00:07:15.000 I mean, it's not flat.
00:07:17.000 You're a globetard.
00:07:18.000 You're a globetard. You think this isn't flat?
00:07:21.000 It's not. It's the world round.
00:07:24.000 Yes, it's a globe.
00:07:27.000 Globetard. Alright, so how's it flat then?
00:07:32.000 Prove to me it's flat. Look outside.
00:07:35.000 I see the curve.
00:07:36.000 He does these shit. I do.
00:07:37.000 I see the curve. Tell them more proof that it looks flat.
00:07:40.000 More proof. Did you know that not once in the history of space travel ever has any astronaut panned his camera around 360 degrees?
00:07:50.000 Not once. Why don't they?
00:07:52.000 What do you mean? Studios.
00:07:54.000 Studios, yeah. Images, yeah.
00:07:56.000 You're a globetard. Your name should be Luke the Duke.
00:08:00.000 When I said your name is Leek.
00:08:02.000 The Geek. Let me start calling him Lurrd.
00:08:07.000 Lork. Lork!
00:08:11.000 Lork the Globetar.
00:08:12.000 This is stupid. I'm not a Globetar.
00:08:15.000 You're a spacesuit. You can go up there and see it's flat.
00:08:18.000 But you ain't fucking gone. It's not flat.
00:08:19.000 That's why you're Lork the Globetar.
00:08:20.000 So is space fake? Is there even space?
00:08:22.000 Space is fake. You're Lork.
00:08:24.000 Space is CGI. So it's a dome?
00:08:26.000 Space is CGI. Yeah, it's a solid dome.
00:08:27.000 I'm gonna drink so much warmer than that.
00:08:30.000 There's not much. I'll drink all the water on the earth.
00:08:35.000 Then what? Then you could be thirsty.
00:08:37.000 What kind of name is Lork?
00:08:39.000 That's not my name. But why is he Lork?
00:08:40.000 It's not my name. Can everyone who wants to take confidential, please spam Lork's inbox calling him Lork.
00:08:47.000 I don't have an inbox. Yeah, he does on Instagram.
00:08:49.000 It's real lucky Lork. Tristan got slowed down by the bomb.
00:08:57.000 They got you, Tristan. Ah, so you touched kids.
00:09:03.000 Literally saw it. Caught red-handed.
00:09:07.000 Did you touch that kid?
00:09:09.000 Can we order bodies to the room?
00:09:11.000 Yes or no. Tristan, admit what happened.
00:09:14.000 We should go to the club. I'm just saying we should.
00:09:18.000 I want to get clear.
00:09:19.000 I don't want to, but I feel morally obligated.
00:09:21.000 I super don't want to. You know, I was saying this to you the other day, and I was saying, why does a salmon swim on the river?
00:09:27.000 It just feels like it happens to you.
00:09:28.000 Why does this fan not like it?
00:09:30.000 I don't know.
00:09:36.000 Everybody put your hands up in the air.
00:09:53.000 Come on, let me see your hands.
00:10:13.000 Everybody put your hands up in the air.
00:11:06.000 These men are sitting on a Bugatti Chiron Pure Sport that doesn't belong to them.
00:11:11.000 Unfortunately one of the owners is European Kickboxing Champion, Tristan Tate.
00:11:24.000 It was at this moment that he knew.
00:11:33.000 Keep fucked up.
00:11:35.000 X gon' give it to ya, he gon' give it to ya, X gon' give it to ya.
00:11:39.000 This kid is dangerous!
00:12:02.000 I don't think a Bugatti's ever traveled on roads like this.
00:12:08.000 It's a 4x4. Andrew, this isn't a 4x4.
00:12:11.000 It is four-wheel drive. I'm not even sure it can go over that bridge.
00:12:14.000 We have to go to the camping because we get to realign our shocker, so it's just a 4x4.
00:12:18.000 This isn't a 4x4.
00:12:19.000 It's going to happen to the bridge. Is it going to collapse?
00:12:21.000 Yeah, it might. And then we'll have to buy a new car.
00:12:23.000 No, this is like, what, 6 million euro?
00:12:26.000 No, but you can't...
00:12:27.000 It's not that easy.
00:12:29.000 It's like...
00:12:30.000 It's all rocks and stuff.
00:12:34.000 Is it going to collapse?
00:12:44.000 It's going to be okay.
00:12:46.000 Thank you for watching! Please subscribe!
00:12:50.000 Bro, there's holes.
00:12:54.000 It's level.
00:13:04.000 No one has ever, ever, ever driven a Bugatti here.
00:13:16.000 Ever. Who do you mean?
00:13:18.000 Never. Never in a million years.
00:13:20.000 This isn't a 4x4. It is.
00:13:22.000 We're in like the mountain villages.
00:13:24.000 Yeah? You don't bring Bugattis out in the mountain villages.
00:13:27.000 Why? Because even look at the mountain man looking at you being like, why does he...
00:13:31.000 They're asking why.
00:13:32.000 They're asking themselves why.
00:13:33.000 Who does this? He has so much money.
00:13:37.000 Can't afford another car. It's all about me.
00:13:41.000 Look at Mountain Woman.
00:13:42.000 She literally is wondering, who is this man?
00:13:46.000 That woman wants me. She does.
00:13:48.000 She probably does, to be honest.
00:13:50.000 She's curious about him. She's super curious.
00:13:52.000 I'd be super curious. I'm the big G. I'm the big G. And there's the Mountain Man.
00:13:57.000 Fuck him. I'll race him right now.
00:13:59.000 Come on, B. Okay, he would beat the mountain man in a race, I admit.
00:14:05.000 How about the road gets?
00:14:06.000 This is always the best off-road vehicle.
00:14:08.000 Look, just because it costs all that money doesn't mean I'm going to be like, oh, we can't go driving on terrible terrain, that's going to ruin it.
00:14:14.000 I'm all fucking gay.
00:14:16.000 That would be gay, wouldn't it?
00:14:17.000 So gay. But I definitely don't think the guy envisioned this when they were crafting the car.
00:14:24.000 Probably didn't envision to be smoking in it either.
00:14:26.000 Or fucking driving it drunk, full of girls.
00:14:29.000 Probably envisaged loads of shit that ain't gonna happen.
00:14:31.000 Listen, I don't adhere to the rules of the matrix.
00:14:34.000 I do things differently.
00:14:38.000 This is very different.
00:14:40.000 I will admit that this is very different.
00:14:45.000 Ice going into the mountains.
00:14:47.000 Yeah, I'm racing. A mountain race with a mountain man.
00:14:56.000 This is nice.
00:15:15.000 They have internet.
00:15:17.000 We're realigning our shop. There is no more internet, no more webverse.
00:15:20.000 No, there is.
00:15:21.000 We're here to live with the nature. We're going to live with the land.
00:15:24.000 We're going to stop living on the internet and booze in all the time.
00:15:27.000 We're going to do things for our hearts and souls.
00:15:31.000 So, phones in the grass.
00:15:34.000 Thanks for watching!
00:15:37.000 That looks absolutely super uncomfortable.
00:15:41.000 Like, look at your spine.
00:15:44.000 It's like in a sea.
00:15:46.000 It's not supposed to do that.
00:15:48.000 My spine's made of liquid mercury.
00:15:51.000 What does that mean? Does that just mean it's super dense?
00:15:53.000 Have you ever seen the Terminator? Okay, so you're the Terminator.
00:15:56.000 It flows out of the liquid state.
00:15:58.000 This looks extremely uncomfortable.
00:16:01.000 Are you comfortable?
00:16:03.000 My spine is made of solid rubber.
00:16:07.000 I thought you said it was liquid mercury.
00:16:09.000 This is the most uncomfortable chair ever.
00:16:11.000 It is, isn't it? So why are we here again?
00:16:14.000 Because I'm just a dork. We're here to be one with nature.
00:16:17.000 Guys, look at this. Your chakras.
00:16:20.000 Shut the fuck up. Tristan, all...
00:16:22.000 I've got my chakras right here.
00:16:23.000 Exactly. Tristan, don't you understand?
00:16:24.000 We were in the club. We beat some people up.
00:16:27.000 We punched them in the face. We need to realign our chakras with the nature and the universe.
00:16:30.000 Are we putting that into a confidential? Yes.
00:16:32.000 Okay, fine. We beat some people up.
00:16:35.000 After we're in the club and boozing hard with a bunch of fucking whores and big tits.
00:16:38.000 And now we need to go back to base and realign with the source.
00:16:42.000 That is my fucking base.
00:16:44.000 What do you mean that's your base? Well, beating the shit out of people after hanging around a bunch of girls with big fake tits is not your fucking spiritual base.
00:16:50.000 It's been my entire life.
00:16:52.000 But... It's what I know and do best.
00:16:55.000 It's my natural state of existence.
00:16:57.000 That is the worst spiritual base ever.
00:16:58.000 Can't be a spiritual base.
00:16:59.000 It's not very spiritual. I'm not fucking happy.
00:17:01.000 Can't you just enjoy the fucking nature?
00:17:03.000 Yeah, look at the clouds. Let's count them.
00:17:09.000 You're gonna be cold. Tristan, you're also going to be cold.
00:17:13.000 You're both going to be cold. Because it's getting colder and colder.
00:17:16.000 Sun's going down. Even I've got sweats and...
00:17:19.000 There's no...
00:17:21.000 There's no way a tricycle will heat you up in a way that you make unlimited heat.
00:17:27.000 But the tricycle won't help.
00:17:30.000 It's got four wheels, mate.
00:17:36.000 Bicycle training wheels, dickhead.
00:17:39.000 Okay. I don't actually know whether it's called a tricycle or not.
00:17:42.000 A tricycle is three wheels. That is clearly a bicycle with training wheels.
00:17:46.000 Isn't that the same thing?
00:17:47.000 No. Can you admit you're a monumental failure and there's not a vehicle on earth I can't drive?
00:17:54.000 Is she wrong? I might have to admit that.
00:17:55.000 Or this. I might have to admit that.
00:17:59.000 Emergency meeting! What do you mean there's an emergency?
00:18:03.000 You can't tricycle to the emergency.
00:18:07.000 It's not even an effective...
00:18:08.000 I can tell that that's way more effort than walking.
00:18:10.000 Well, Andy's just gliding here.
00:18:12.000 I'm walking with my big heavy legs.
00:18:13.000 Andy's just gliding at all. That's not gliding at all.
00:18:15.000 I see the effort. He's slowing down so you can keep up.
00:18:20.000 No. I'm just walking at a normal pace.
00:18:22.000 I'm not even walking fast. Now he's trying to catch up.
00:18:26.000 He's trying to speed it up.
00:18:31.000 Well, firstly, I can't get a lap. It's off the hill now.
00:18:35.000 I can't get a lap. I can't get a lap.
00:18:39.000 So tricycles are an ineffective boat of transportation.
00:18:42.000 That's a tricycle and we all know it.
00:18:46.000 Emergency meeting. Where? It's not an emergency.
00:18:49.000 Here. The ba- the- the goat.
00:18:54.000 Is that the emergency meeting alarm?
00:18:56.000 That we have a new one? Yeah, the goat.
00:18:58.000 That's emergency meeting. So until we sit down, it won't- we won't get anything.
00:19:01.000 The emergency meeting is sitting on the balcony of that cabin.
00:19:03.000 I don't know what we're talking about. It is, isn't it?
00:19:06.000 That one. But it's clearly there.
00:19:09.000 The goats calling us. The two goats.
00:19:11.000 The emergency goats.
00:19:15.000 They look like dumbasses as well.
00:19:22.000 I'll take out the fucking game, goat.
00:19:25.000 I actually think goats want beef.
00:19:26.000 I actually think he really wants it.
00:19:31.000 The goat wants beef, doesn't he?
00:19:33.000 But doesn't he realize that his neck being in that position is such a...
00:19:36.000 Imagine axe kick down.
00:19:38.000 Or up. A soccer kick up.
00:19:40.000 He wouldn't. Hey, he heard ya. Look at my tactics here, dude.
00:19:47.000 Alright, come on. Thank you, Brent.
00:19:54.000 Thank you for the fun. Thank you for the fun.
00:19:58.000 Thank you. Thank you.