Tate Speech


Camera Guy gets Knocked Out | TATE CONFIDENTIAL Ep. 9


Summary

This episode is a compilation of some of my favourite songs written and performed by my younger brother, Andrew, and his friends, Mike and Tristan. I hope you enjoy it, and if you like it, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and we'll read out your comments and thoughts in the next episode. 5 Star Potential is a Football Manager podcast brought to you by ! hosted by , and . This episode is dedicated to the memory of Mike Luton, who died in the Battle of Luton in World War II, and is buried in the town's memorial to the men and women who died fighting for the country during the conflict. I'm sure you'll agree that he was a great man, and I'm proud to have him as a brother and friend, but I'm also proud to call him a friend and a human being, so why not give him a proper send off? Thank you for listening to this one, Mike! If you like what you hear, tweet me or text me what you think! and I'll send it to :) if you have a question or would like me to have Mike on the podcast, or a song written about him on the next one, then tweet me! I'll be listening to it! or a story about him! ;) Timestamps: 4:00 - Mike's Greatest Hits 5:30 - I'm sorry for not being able to make it 6: What do you like? 7:15 - I have you like them? 8:40 - I don t know what block? 9:00 11:20 - I m not sure what block means? 12:20 15:30 16:40 17:50 - What block means 18:00 | 15:10 - I love you? 19:10 22:30 | I m going to kick him in the nuts? 21:20 | How do you think he likes it? 26:40 | Can you beat me? 27: Can you kick me harder than that? 30: Can I kick me in the head? 32:40, I m sorry? 35:40 / 33:00 / 35:00? 36:00/35:00 // 35:30 / 36:10? 37:10 / 40?


Transcript

00:00:02.000 The last time I took one of these spaces, someone goes, excuse me, are you disabled?
00:00:08.000 I said, call the police, and the police turned up and just drove straight past me.
00:00:12.000 And they're going to go up to the front and go, what's the problem?
00:00:14.000 Oh, there's another car.
00:00:16.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:20.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:38.000 There's a lot of people who say that.
00:00:41.000 Oh, there's another car.
00:00:43.000 That's a crazy fancy car.
00:01:11.000 Oh, there's another car.
00:01:12.000 That's a crazy fancy car.
00:01:13.000 Oh, there's another car.
00:01:14.000 That's a crazy fancy car.
00:01:15.000 Oh, there's another car.
00:01:16.000 That's a crazy fancy car.
00:01:17.000 Oh, there's another car.
00:01:18.000 That's a crazy fancy car.
00:01:19.000 Oh, there's another car.
00:01:20.000 That's a crazy fancy car.
00:01:21.000 Oh, there's another car.
00:01:22.000 That's a crazy fancy car.
00:01:23.000 Oh, there's another car.
00:01:25.000 I always park in disabled bays.
00:01:26.000 I'm not a bad person, but I'm a quick person.
00:01:28.000 Most people are slow and stupid.
00:01:29.000 I'm fast. There was no people in wheelchairs trying to use this space in those 45 seconds it took me to buy this, so no one loses.
00:01:36.000 But last time I took one of these spaces, someone goes, excuse me, are you disabled?
00:01:41.000 And I reply, I am accidentally.
00:01:46.000 And their face was like...
00:01:48.000 Perfect, that's it.
00:01:52.000 Perfect, that's it.
00:01:54.000 Reply like a...
00:01:56.000 Ben, what are you going to do? I'm the same move.
00:02:01.000 Don't be rude to me.
00:02:05.000 Fucker Put on your seatbelt young man.
00:02:14.000 I'm gonna get you.
00:02:36.000 So here I am at the world famous Storm Jim Luton, where myself, my brother, and many other great fighters were trained and made.
00:02:44.000 Now, I'm gonna get you.
00:02:47.000 I'm gonna get you.
00:02:53.000 Young Mike has never fought a thing in his life, so we decided to put him through what we call the Shark Tank.
00:02:59.000 One round with each fire, one after the other.
00:03:02.000 He did three rounds.
00:03:04.000 And well, here's a compilation of Mike's greatest hits.
00:03:09.000 ♪ He doesn't know what block means.
00:03:22.000 ♪ Use the anger, Mike.
00:03:49.000 Use the anger.
00:03:51.000 ♪ Fuck it Ha ha ha ha ha No, what?
00:04:15.000 No, what?
00:04:23.000 Hands up, hands up, right foot, left foot Throw a finger on it Good Welcome to the Storm War Room Hi, hi, welcome You know that you can't get too far If you don't hit the hard You can't win this There's a high trial, baby
00:04:53.000 God will blame you for it No, what?
00:05:11.000 You better not fight me, or I'll fight you No, what?
00:05:25.000 You better not fight me, or I'll shoot you down From beneath Hands up, let's go One minute. Punch him, Mike!
00:05:35.000 Punch him first! Punch him, Mike!
00:05:37.000 Man up! Is he Romanian?
00:05:39.000 Punch him! Is he Romanian?
00:05:40.000 Yeah. Okay, yeah.
00:05:42.000 Come on! Let's go!
00:05:45.000 Punch! Punch him!
00:05:47.000 Punch him, Mike! Punch him!
00:05:51.000 Come on! Punch him! You can't come to the gym and not...
00:05:53.000 You punch him! Let's go!
00:05:55.000 You punch him! Go! That's it!
00:05:56.000 Other! Four punches!
00:05:58.000 Go! Go! Go Mike!
00:06:00.000 Go Mike, come on!
00:06:02.000 Fight Mike!
00:06:04.000 Nice, nice, nice!
00:06:06.000 Welcome to Stone Gym!
00:06:08.000 Punch him!
00:06:10.000 Punch him!
00:06:12.000 Punch, punch, punch the belly!
00:06:14.000 Punch Mike, come on!
00:06:16.000 Come on, come on.
00:06:17.000 Body man, harder.
00:06:19.000 Come on brother, even your girlfriend likes it harder than that man.
00:06:23.000 Get up, get up, get up, it's gonna be ground and pound.
00:06:27.000 One, two, three, four, five.
00:06:31.000 Forty seconds, let's go, forty seconds, last round, finish strong.
00:06:35.000 Finish strong.
00:06:36.000 Move it.
00:06:37.000 Come on, come on, Vlad the Impaler.
00:06:42.000 let's go kick him in the nuts do something!
00:06:44.000 Careful with the head Tristan Well, time is not last yet Harder Tristan, right hand up Right hand up Come on Mike, come on Harder, harder, good!
00:06:56.000 Go, go!
00:06:58.000 Ah, nice!
00:07:00.000 Hands up Tristan Hey!
00:07:04.000 Nice, that's the one Two more Five, four Three, two One, well done Well done Mike Well done Well done So Andrew has decided not to come But I'm going to take Mike on a tour through Luton.
00:07:24.000 Now Luton is a town about the size of Brasov.
00:07:27.000 Slightly bigger actually. Much richer because it's in the United Kingdom.
00:07:30.000 But Luton is a failed city.
00:07:34.000 Completely failed in every way.
00:07:36.000 So here we go. Luton Town Center.
00:07:42.000 The saddest thing about this town...
00:07:44.000 This over here is a war memorial.
00:07:46.000 It has all the names of all the men from Luton who died during World War II to defend this country.
00:07:52.000 And now the country's turned to shit.
00:07:58.000 We didn't understand shit anyway.
00:08:07.000 He was asking me for money.
00:08:08.000 Yeah.
00:08:09.000 I'm on edge as well.
00:08:15.000 They're coming up to me as a perv like a weirdo who's drunk.
00:08:19.000 No one's speaking English.
00:08:23.000 And now we hit the right.
00:08:25.000 It's a failed society.
00:08:27.000 This is the centre of the city.
00:08:31.000 This building used to be a cinema when I first moved to Luton.
00:08:34.000 It's been closed for about 14 years and nothing has reopened there.
00:08:41.000 This is England. Now keep in mind, Mike, Romanian people leave Romania to live and work here.
00:08:48.000 Huh? As I told you, people that didn't travel before, they're thinking it's some, wow, it's our other country, wow, amazing!
00:09:00.000 Failed to try it.
00:09:02.000 It's like...
00:09:04.000 How many hotels? Zero.
00:09:07.000 Zero. Zero.
00:09:09.000 What's my background?
00:09:14.000 Watch my back.
00:09:16.000 I'm gonna see him.
00:09:16.000 In this shopping mall right here, a few weeks ago when my mother was in there, two dudes ran in with knives, started stabbing each other, one of them died.
00:09:36.000 Right here, extract, I'll point to it.
00:09:39.000 There's a little plaque, it's up here somewhere, a memorial to a policeman who was standing around, being a policeman, and some African dude attacked him with a knife and stabbed him to death in the middle of everybody here.
00:09:51.000 There's a plaque right here I'm going to show you.
00:09:52.000 Don't fix the problems with the country, just give them a little memorial plaque, that makes it all down.
00:09:57.000 Don't fix the inherent problems with this nation.
00:10:02.000 Let's just leave little plaques to the stabbed, dead, innocent English police on the side.
00:10:07.000 And hold that camera tight because it's worth money so I'm not trying to wipe it off.
00:10:11.000 I'm from Romania and I wouldn't move here.
00:10:15.000 Here for LPC, Jonathan Charles Henry.
00:10:17.000 11 June 2007.
00:10:19.000 Poor guy, just standing around doing his job.
00:10:21.000 Some fucking lunatic stabbed him to death right here in the street.
00:10:24.000 Now we're going to enter the one and only shopping mall in the city, which is in the centre.
00:10:30.000 People get stabbed in here too.
00:10:33.000 Oh, and obviously because this is England, everything closes at 6pm.
00:10:37.000 So at 6.01pm everything will be shut.
00:10:40.000 We're Americans.
00:10:48.000 Yeah, the bad ones.
00:10:51.000 Yeah. He's digging cigarettes at the aspirin.
00:10:56.000 Bro, failed society.
00:10:59.000 He's talking about all white, but look at the people in it.
00:11:06.000 This is wonderful.
00:11:09.000 I would hate... It's important for society, you might admit.
00:11:12.000 I would hate my country as well.
00:11:15.000 That was the case, man.
00:11:17.000 I mean, it's totally lost.
00:11:19.000 It's failed. How are you going to fight this?
00:11:22.000 What can I do? Even as rich as I am, what good am I supposed to do?
00:11:27.000 Why would you stay if there's no more of your own people?
00:11:32.000 I mean, all these people have English passports.
00:11:35.000 They're not even foreigners. I, Tristan Tate, used to work here for a few months, putting things on shelves, filling the shelves up in his shop.
00:12:01.000 A man of my intellect.
00:12:06.000 Stacking shelves of champagne.
00:12:11.000 England has not always been a failed society.
00:12:14.000 There are some nice things in every English town.
00:12:17.000 So here we are in Luton and I'm about to take you to a nice place in Luton because they do exist.
00:12:22.000 But this building I think is over 300 and something years old and people Built this house back before England was a failed society, so now it's a hotel.
00:12:35.000 So we're gonna see.
00:12:37.000 Speed bumps on this fricking car.
00:12:45.000 I know rental cars don't care.
00:12:47.000 Not my car, not my problem.
00:12:53.000 I can't fag it.
00:12:57.000 This was something that was built back when England was the greatest nation on Earth.
00:13:03.000 of the universe.
00:13:05.000 you Now of course, England is famously a show.
00:13:11.000 But before England was a show, somebody built this as his house.
00:13:17.000 And then he passed it down the various generations of his family, and one guy in his family got into debt, and ended up having to sell the estate, which is now bought by a hotel company, and then he killed himself in this house.
00:13:30.000 That's a true story.
00:13:32.000 Saw the plaque where the policeman was stabbed to death.
00:13:41.000 Saw the war memorial of all the men who fought and died for nothing.
00:13:44.000 Walked through the mall.
00:13:46.000 Failed society.
00:13:50.000 So you've been gallivanting all day, haven't you?
00:13:53.000 What's your plan? He must have called the police to go there.
00:13:58.000 And now they're going there to find out what the problem is.
00:14:00.000 And the problem is me.
00:14:01.000 And I'm leaving. See ya!
00:14:06.000 Morons. Idiots.
00:14:08.000 We were taking pictures and some guy said, stop taking pictures.
00:14:11.000 I said, call the police. And the police turned up and just drove straight past me.
00:14:16.000 And they're gonna go up to the front and go, what's the problem?
00:14:18.000 Oh, there's another car. Sorry, officers.
00:14:27.000 Oh, we're here. Some guy was taking pictures.
00:14:29.000 Well, he's gone now. What a waste of police time.
00:14:33.000 Jesus.
00:14:34.000 Failed for signing!
00:14:36.000 So what do you think? Is Mike going to do it?
00:14:44.000 One bowl of soup. Mike, I understand you can't eat one bowl of soup.
00:14:48.000 Then your G.
00:14:50.000 This is your chance.
00:14:52.000 To redemption.
00:14:54.000 To redemption, yeah.
00:14:56.000 Finish the bowl without taking hours of a pussy.
00:14:58.000 Just eat it normally.
00:15:00.000 And you can be a better person.
00:15:02.000 This is the first pepper soup ever.
00:15:04.000 The future is in power.
00:15:06.000 You have to learn.
00:15:08.000 One bowl of soup. There are bones in the meat, so pick the bones out.
00:15:12.000 Just try some of the...
00:15:14.000 Boss first. Okay, thank you.
00:15:16.000 I'm happy.
00:15:18.000 Far down.
00:15:20.000 In the old times.
00:15:22.000 Mm-hmm.
00:15:24.000 I know you're Boris.
00:15:26.000 I know you.
00:15:28.000 One bowl of soup, bro.
00:15:30.000 Cheers.
00:15:32.000 What's this? It's made of only spices.
00:15:35.000 It's called pepper soup.
00:15:37.000 It's made of peppers. Andrew believes in you.
00:15:44.000 I think you're a punk.
00:15:45.000 One bowl of soup separates being a boy from being a man.
00:15:50.000 Me and Andrew used to eat this before every kickboxing fight.
00:15:56.000 Yeah? Okay.
00:15:57.000 It gives you power.
00:16:01.000 It is actually, no, if you're sick, it cures you.
00:16:09.000 Now you see when Romanians tell me something spicy, why I laugh at them.
00:16:14.000 Because it doesn't exist.
00:16:15.000 It's fake news.
00:16:17.000 Romanians watching this won't understand, because they've never tasted anything like it.
00:16:21.000 And they eat these, they enjoy it.
00:16:29.000 It's good for you. It makes you strong.
00:16:30.000 I enjoy it. I'm actually quite enjoying it.
00:16:34.000 But it's killing me right now.
00:16:36.000 It'll fix your cold and it'll give you energy.
00:16:37.000 An hour from now, I'm being serious.
00:16:39.000 It's not a joke. An hour from now, tell me if you feel tired.
00:16:42.000 It's like taking cocaine. It's crazy.
00:16:44.000 An hour from now, you're going to feel like really awake and energetic.
00:16:47.000 You should eat it before training. It gives you power.
00:16:50.000 For real. You've got control.
00:16:53.000 That's a secret, right? How do you not have sex with so many women, Mike?
00:17:03.000 Years of pepper soup. Are you enjoying it?
00:17:12.000 White boys. It's from Romania.
00:17:16.000 We're trying to teach him.
00:17:18.000 It's spicier at the bottom.
00:17:31.000 The bottom here? Yeah, because the spices are at the bottom.
00:17:33.000 Alright, smell the spices sink here.
00:17:36.000 Ha ha ha.
00:17:42.000 Oh my God.
00:17:53.000 Yo.
00:17:54.000 When I used to eat it, I ate all the meat first, all the chunks of meat first, and I drank the broth at the end from the bowl.
00:18:04.000 It's pain in his face.
00:18:07.000 This is what London has instead.
00:18:09.000 What the fuck is wrong with this country?
00:18:11.000 It's literally people who will stab you.
00:18:14.000 It's a failed society. It is a failed society.
00:18:18.000 So, here we are, in the great city of London.
00:18:23.000 Hell on earth. Worst city that there is.
00:18:25.000 I cannot believe anyone would leave Bucharest and come to live and work here.
00:18:31.000 It's cold. It's August and I'm cold.
00:18:36.000 Looking at everyone, everyone looks like a drug addict or scumbag.
00:18:38.000 I have to watch my back, keep my fist clenched in case someone comes out of the way and stabs me.
00:18:43.000 He's trying to steal my watch.
00:18:45.000 And like you joke, Google crime in London.