Tate Speech - July 26, 2022


CAMPING ATTACK | Tate Confidential Ep. 121


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

118.91129

Word Count

1,966

Sentence Count

267

Misogynist Sentences

13

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary

After a night out in a bar named Mafia, the boys decide to celebrate by drinking a case full of booze, but it's not just a case, it's a whole case of booze and a whole bunch of smokes. And they're going camping with a case of all the booze they can manage to get their hands on, but the problem is, they don't have enough of it to carry it all on the bus so they have to take it with them on the camping trip. But how will they make it back to the bus by the end of the night? We'll find out on this episode of Bathroom Breakout! Music by Ian Dorsch and Matt Knott. Words and Music by PSOVOD and Mark Phillips. All rights reserved. Used by permission. No remixes, unless otherwise stated. This episode was produced and edited by Matt Knapp and is licensed under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 3.0 license. We do not own the rights to any music used in this episode. All credit given to any other works mentioned in the podcast. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts.co.uk or wherever else you get your music recommendations, we'd really appreciate it. Thank you for supporting this podcast if you do so. We really do appreciate the support we really do. - Matt, Matt, Andrew, Luke, Tristan, Will, Jack, Aidan, James, Jack and Will. Thank you all the work they've done for this podcast. We're working hard on this podcast, we really hard. We appreciate all the support us and we really appreciate the feedback we've got a lot of support. XOXO. Love ya lot, thank you very much. Matt, Will and Luke, too. - Matt and Will, too, too much. Love ya'll. Cheers, Matt and Tristan. xo - P.B. xx - Tom, AJ, EJ, P. Boona, AJ & Will, EK, JT, E.A. & Gav, JB, J.M. & J.B., EJ. & K.J., Thankyou, Elyn, Rachael, D.J.& KEVIN, M. & A.B.. - A.M., P. & S.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 BOOZE CASE Booze?
00:00:04.000 Booze case?
00:00:06.000 Booze case, the case full of booze.
00:00:08.000 What do you mean, what do I mean?
00:00:10.000 Four bottles of Johnny Walker Black Label, six of vodka, a bottle of Fruitska Vita, It's a bunch of booze, smokes and...
00:00:17.000 Yeah, smokes, well, sorry, it's a booze and spice.
00:00:20.000 What shall ever take?
00:00:26.000 What shall ever take?
00:00:33.000 What shall ever take? What shall ever take?
00:00:35.000 What shall ever take?
00:00:37.000 Take one for the cheap, Matt.
00:00:39.000 This is cotton candy. It's a nutritious breakfast drink.
00:00:54.000 It's called a magic breakfast. Why is it called breakfast?
00:00:57.000 So it's pure sugar and pure booze.
00:01:00.000 Yeah, basically. It's poison.
00:01:03.000 Cheers. Magic breakfast.
00:01:07.000 Let's go. Can I just say something?
00:01:11.000 It's fucking delicious. For those who are watching, never let Tristan order you breakfast because this is what happens.
00:01:17.000 Jewel, I take confidential all the time.
00:01:20.000 They don't believe me. They think it's a joke.
00:01:22.000 Why is this called breakfast? It's a magic breakfast joke.
00:01:25.000 It's not, though, is it? Look, look, the cotton candy disappears.
00:01:27.000 It's magic. Okay, the magic is there, but it's not a breakfast joke.
00:01:30.000 That's pure sugar. Nope, not with that.
00:01:34.000 It's pure, pure sugar.
00:01:36.000 Cheers, gentlemen. Don't let me order your breakfast.
00:01:40.000 You're not letting T order your breakfast.
00:01:42.000 Cheers. I told him I didn't want one.
00:01:46.000 It doesn't matter. What do you think, we have a few shots for Dave?
00:02:02.000 Oh, who's Dave?
00:02:06.000 After the boys relentlessly warning me about the threats of the Eastern European Mafia, it seemed only natural that they decided to drink in a bar named Mafia.
00:02:17.000 You mean who's Dave? Dave?
00:02:20.000 I don't know any Dave.
00:02:22.000 You do know Dave. Here's a chicken soup on.
00:02:26.000 Jesus. Oh my dear. What the f*** are you doing?
00:02:33.000 What the f*** are you doing?
00:02:36.000 Andy T! You're early, man.
00:02:41.000 Let's go drinking with Dave. Who the f*** is Dave?
00:02:49.000 Who's Dave? This is a table for two.
00:02:52.000 Luke, if Dave was here, he'd drink like a hero and fall down the stairs.
00:02:58.000 The night ended with Andrew's favourite impression of me.
00:03:01.000 I made some new friends going down the stairs.
00:03:03.000 Lovely little bloke. Quite forceful.
00:03:06.000 Although he had enough by this point and, oh, that happened.
00:03:12.000 Why don't you ever do that? He pulled down those stairs.
00:03:14.000 No, he pulled down much higher stone stairs and damaged his face for the remainder of the series.
00:03:22.000 You've never done anything, Matt.
00:03:23.000 I beg to take confidential, have you?
00:03:25.000 I did cut my pinkies.
00:03:27.000 Oh, this is not gonna end, Will.
00:03:28.000 Please
00:03:56.000 You did cut your pinkies cried about it for ages about the name baby hands rest of your life I'm just going to go for lunch.
00:04:01.000 Dave smashed his face into the floor and just carried on being here.
00:04:05.000 Why'd he do that? Because he was boozing with Tristan.
00:04:09.000 You need to start doing something like that.
00:04:11.000 You need to learn from Dave.
00:04:12.000 I don't need to learn from Dave.
00:04:13.000 It doesn't sound good. Dave doesn't sound good.
00:04:18.000 That's how you said that. Shit.
00:04:22.000 Is Dave going to get me?
00:04:24.000 He's going to get some of that.
00:04:26.000 Hey, you got all your stuff?
00:04:41.000 Yep. Good to do this, please.
00:04:43.000 It's group supplies, so they must have baggage.
00:04:45.000 What the fuck is this?
00:04:48.000 Green.
00:04:49.000 What do you mean what is that?
00:04:50.000 It's a booze case.
00:04:51.000 What do you mean a booze case?
00:04:52.000 A booze case. A case full of booze.
00:04:54.000 What do you mean, what do I mean?
00:04:58.000 A bottle!
00:04:59.000 Four bottles of Johnny Walker Black Label.
00:05:01.000 Six of vodka. Bottle of Fruscavicea.
00:05:02.000 It's a bunch of booze, smokes, and...
00:05:04.000 Yeah, oh, smokes. No, sorry.
00:05:06.000 It's a booze and smoke. And Red Bull?
00:05:07.000 Yeah, booze and smoke. We're going camping.
00:05:09.000 We're going camping. Yeah, exactly.
00:05:12.000 That's not, uh, got a group of women.
00:05:14.000 Got my buck knife on my hip.
00:05:18.000 Boona.
00:05:20.000 In case you refuse to carry the booze case.
00:05:22.000 That's what this is for. So that's what that's for, and this is the booze case?
00:05:25.000 Yeah, that's the booze case, and this is to make sure you carry this.
00:05:27.000 And this is the group supplies?
00:05:28.000 Well, you can have some.
00:05:30.000 It's mine. But I'll pour you one if you like.
00:05:34.000 Why would we bring you all this camping?
00:05:36.000 This isn't normal. Get on the bus.
00:05:40.000 Ooh, peace. The construction noise from the house is too invasive, so we've decided to evacuate.
00:06:02.000 Yeah, we're gonna go camping with loads of booze and loads of women.
00:06:08.000 That's the plan.
00:06:11.000 It's a great camping adventure.
00:06:12.000 It's a great camping adventure, that's right.
00:06:15.000 Women and booze, Luke.
00:06:17.000 Women and booze. This is loads of booze.
00:06:18.000 Listen, this is all... Life's always ever been about the same thing.
00:06:22.000 Women and booze. And they keep using drills when they're renovating our house.
00:06:26.000 So we're going camping with a bunch of women and Tristan's booze case.
00:06:29.000 So this is what we do. Even when we go camping.
00:06:32.000 Exactly. There's always women and booze.
00:06:34.000 Correct Ah Oh Oh Black label Lucky somebody was smart enough to pack a booze case, isn't it?
00:06:57.000 Booze sass. Bruce, have you been smoking on this fucking bus?
00:07:07.000 Oh It's all visual
00:07:34.000 I'm like, you know into my mind my hands are busy What's up with you guys here? Oh, it's not here by the way It is 9am. Here, someone take it.
00:07:46.000 Someone take the poison. For now.
00:07:49.000 You want something to wash my back with? I'm going to mix this, Luke.
00:07:53.000 I'm going to mix this.
00:07:54.000 I'm going to take off into Aikido.
00:07:56.000 It's where they feel the Aikido through the force.
00:07:58.000 I'm going to mix this.
00:08:00.000 You want to mix this? Here, wash your back with this.
00:08:04.000 No thanks.
00:08:06.000 I'm fine.
00:08:08.000 Coffee.
00:08:10.000 We're Catholic, look.
00:08:20.000 This isn't Catholic.
00:08:22.000 It's not water. It's not water.
00:08:26.000 It's vodka. It says vodka on the bottle.
00:08:28.000 I'm so dizzy, I can't think.
00:08:30.000 Vodka is Romanian, vodka is Romanian.
00:08:32.000 Vodka is on the bar.
00:08:34.000 I'm well hydrated.
00:08:35.000 I'm well hydrated. I'm well hydrated.
00:08:37.000 I'm good. You look thirsty.
00:08:45.000 I don't look dirty. If Tate Confidence could see my face, as they do.
00:08:55.000 Now we're talking.
00:09:03.000 I don't want the moose back.
00:09:19.000 Luke, in this one. Tristan, it's been non-stop shots.
00:09:21.000 Fucking don't. Booze bag.
00:09:23.000 This tent. Get the fuck in.
00:09:25.000 All right. What point?
00:09:30.000 It's literally been non-stop shots.
00:09:31.000 Non-stop. Literally no stop.
00:09:34.000 Yeah? It's been one after the other.
00:09:36.000 For what? I'm sorry, it's just when did the Tate family retreat?
00:09:40.000 Look at this beautiful surrounding.
00:09:41.000 Does it make you want some booze? No.
00:09:44.000 It makes me not want to booze. Listen, our Tate Confidential viewers will know that we barely hardly ever drink.
00:09:48.000 They don't. That's a lie.
00:09:51.000 Tate Confidential viewers will know that we almost never booze.
00:09:56.000 Is this what camping is?
00:09:58.000 Is this camping? I'm just cold and drunk.
00:10:01.000 It's 2.
00:10:03.000 1.30.
00:10:05.000 I don't know why I did that.
00:10:07.000 No.
00:10:09.000 No.
00:10:11.000 Oh.
00:10:14.000 Is this all it is?
00:10:19.000 This can't be camping.
00:10:26.000 People love camping.
00:10:28.000 We're having a great time. No, it's fucking cold!
00:10:31.000 Thumbs up. This can't be fucking camping.
00:10:40.000 Camping's supposed to be fun.
00:10:41.000 I was excited. You need to fuck yourself.
00:10:44.000 Drink some booze.
00:10:46.000 Booze night.
00:10:48.000 Kuba in the Cuba. Kuba is a Jew.
00:10:59.000 There can't be camping.
00:11:02.000 No, I don't want no more booze.
00:11:05.000 No, no, no more booze.
00:11:09.000 He looked for his boozy knife.
00:11:12.000 I know who you are.
00:11:14.000 I saw your eyes go down to where you usually hold your boozy knife.
00:11:20.000 Never took your eyeball camping.
00:11:22.000 Rule number one. I failed the group.
00:11:25.000 This isn't camping.
00:11:27.000 Here's camping! Camping's fucking ass!
00:11:57.000 This is shit!
00:12:00.000 Tristan, it's fucking cold.
00:12:02.000 My feet are constantly wet because of the snow.
00:12:05.000 And I'm just getting fucked.
00:12:06.000 It's because your shoes are wet.
00:12:10.000 Tristan, what the fuck are you doing?
00:12:11.000 Camping. Tristan, aren't you cold?
00:12:17.000 It's got a jacket right here.
00:12:18.000 It's not Jack, it's fucking Jack Daniels.
00:12:20.000 Nice hot coffee, up here in the Carpathian Mountains.
00:12:30.000 It was only minus 7 last night.
00:12:32.000 I think it's around freezing now.
00:12:34.000 Perfect weather for camping, you know?
00:12:36.000 I guess if I were to go back to Dubai like I've done before, get a yacht like I did before, fill up with 30 bitches like I did before, I'm like, oh, it takes rich, it takes rich.
00:12:45.000 But I'm still rich when I go camping.
00:12:47.000 I just like camping. It's nice.
00:12:49.000 There's a little bit of a survival element.
00:12:50.000 It's hard. I get to be cold.
00:12:53.000 I have to make a fire. I like it this way.
00:12:56.000 Don't judge me doing basic things.
00:12:58.000 Yeah, I fly around on Learjets.
00:13:00.000 Yeah, you know, travel the world, shooting guns, fucking bitches.
00:13:02.000 But I also do basic things also.
00:13:03.000 I'm a man of the people. I come from humble beginnings.
00:13:06.000 I wasn't born rich. I came from the bottom of the bottom.
00:13:08.000 And I'm basically the top of the top, ultra high net worth individual.
00:13:11.000 A person with a net worth in excess of $30 million.
00:13:17.000 Fruit boy! And I wake up every day fucking happy.
00:13:22.000 I thank the universe.
00:13:24.000 Thank you, universe. God, wherever you are out there in the fog, thank you very, very much for giving me what I deserve.
00:13:30.000 Because I've worked very, very hard to be rich.
00:13:31.000 And I'm very, very happy I am rich.
00:13:33.000 Because if I wasn't rich, watching the last two years of fucking chaos would panic me.
00:13:39.000 If I wasn't rich, these last two years would have me in a fucking tailspin.
00:13:43.000 They're destroying your currency and they're taking your freedom and they're wrecking your fucking life.
00:13:47.000 And your dumb ass, broke, isn't sitting there going, fuck, I need to get rich.
00:13:52.000 You can't get me focused. I find my way out.
00:13:55.000 Haven't you noticed? Haven't you seen my life?
00:13:56.000 Court case, court case, court case.
00:13:58.000 Here I am, camping.
00:14:00.000 You can't lock me up.
00:14:01.000 I'm too fucking rich.
00:14:03.000 You can't tell me to stay home.
00:14:04.000 I'm too rich. Can't make me wear a mask.
00:14:06.000 Can't make me get a dance. Can't tell me where to go.
00:14:08.000 Can't tell me shit because I'm fucking rich.
00:14:10.000 You fucking slaves.
00:14:12.000 You peons. If your number one concern right now in your life is to get money into your fucking That can count.
00:14:19.000 Eternal slavery awaits you.
00:14:21.000 It awaits you and your entire fucking bloodline.
00:14:24.000 Get your shit together or you're fucked I'm sorry You
00:14:48.000 you
00:15:24.000 It's literally snowing.
00:15:25.000 It's snowing. You can hear the snow.
00:15:27.000 If they could feel this.
00:15:29.000 It's cold. It's ice. Shut the fuck up.
00:15:32.000 There is no light without dark.
00:15:33.000 There's no warm without fucking cold.
00:15:35.000 Sometimes it's cold.
00:15:36.000 That's how life works. If you ever experience any fucking pain in your life, you'd understand that you sit here in the cold, and you shiver, and you think of, it doesn't matter, because soon I'll be warm again.
00:15:46.000 Yes, we're fucking cold.
00:15:47.000 Sorry, Luke. I'm sorry Luke's cold.
00:15:49.000 Oh, no. It was nice and warm in Chipotle when Luke was working in fucking Chipotle before he flew him across the Atlantic living with his fucking millionaire cousins.
00:15:56.000 Bought him a Ferrari. Bought you a Ferrari.
00:15:59.000 Two days in a fucking tent, you're crying your eyes out.
00:16:01.000 You're not gonna fucking die!
00:16:03.000 Stop crying! It's cold!
00:16:05.000 We went fucking camping, it started snowing, we're the lord of fucking earth!
00:16:08.000 You want me to go up to fucking heaven, fix the clouds?
00:16:11.000 Fuck you! It's cold!
00:16:12.000 So what? We'll be cold if we have a fucking straightener, you dickhead!
00:16:15.000 Snow straightener? If you're so fucking cold, we'll go out to the fucking cold right now, I'll knock you out!
00:16:19.000 Fucking cold, you cunt!
00:16:20.000 Shut the fuck up!
00:16:23.000 I'm not even cold. What are we doing?