Tate Speech - February 15, 2024


Car Cloning Experiments | Tate Confidential Ep 216


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

142.50818

Word Count

2,178

Sentence Count

288

Misogynist Sentences

23

Hate Speech Sentences

16


Summary

Alex, Justin and Alex are playing a game of PBR, and it's a good one. But who's the late one? And why is he late to the game? And what's the deal with Marcel? Well, it's simple. He's late because he's drunk. And that's why he's late. And he's drinking. And it's not just any drunk. It's really bad. And we're drinking too much. And we don't even know what's going on, but we know it's bad. We're drinking a lot of alcohol and we're drunk, so we can't help but drink a lot too. And guess what, we're not drinking enough. We're all drunk too! We also have a special guest on the show this week, and he's just as drunk as the rest of us, but he's much more drunk than we are, so he's not drinking nearly as much as we are. Just pay the and you're not going to get any more than you already have in your bank account. You're not gonna want to miss this one. And if you don't, you're in luck, because we'll be back next week with a new episode next week. If you'd like to be a part of the poker crew, then you can join us next week, but don't forget to subscribe on your favourite podcasting platform, so you won't miss out on the latest episode of . , and we'll have access to all the latest poker news, tips, tricks, tips and tricks, and tips, and much more. so you can be the first in the next episode of the next week's poker podcast. . . . PBR is coming back next Wednesday. P.S. You'll get a discount code: PBR's next episode will be to get 20% off your first episode, and you'll get 10% off the purchase of a VIP discount code, so make sure to check it out! and don't miss it out next week for a chance to redeem your chance to win a VIP membership, and there's a discount, and get the chance to be entered to win the VIP discount, too. to win $10, plus a discount of $50,000, and receive an extra $25,000 in the VIP prize, and they'll also get a FREE VIP membership.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You messin' with me?
00:00:10.000 Oh.
00:00:11.000 Yeah, Marcel's late, obviously, and I don't know why, so you're on time, you're on time.
00:00:15.000 Justin, Alex, me are on time.
00:00:17.000 Why is Marcel late? Marcel.
00:00:19.000 What's different about Marcel that isn't...
00:00:21.000 What's different about Marcel that would make him late to everything, all the time?
00:00:26.000 So, there's something about Marcel that is somehow distinctly different to every other person who's coming to play poker, and Marcel's the late one.
00:00:34.000 Very interesting. I think we can work it out.
00:00:36.000 Late... Time...
00:00:38.000 Which is GMT. And he always talks about BMT. Something man's time.
00:00:47.000 Something. Something man's time.
00:00:50.000 BMT. That's something to do with Marcel.
00:00:53.000 That begins with B. That means he's always late.
00:00:55.000 And it begins with B. I'll tell you what, it's going to be broke because we're dealing him in to every game.
00:01:01.000 He can bleed away big blinds until he's broke.
00:01:04.000 Rules of the house. We start with Adam, we deal him in.
00:01:06.000 Marcel, we're dealing you in.
00:01:07.000 Welcome to the game. And I also got this.
00:01:37.000 So because Marcel's like redeeming him in, I need to lose his money slowly.
00:01:42.000 Ah, perfect. Someone explain to Justin how poker works.
00:01:47.000 Let's do it! He doesn't need an explanation.
00:01:51.000 Are you gonna take my money while you're explaining me the game?
00:01:54.000 So I'm gonna give him a five minute rundown on poker.
00:01:57.000 Did you Google it? I did.
00:01:58.000 I watched the video. Good. Perfect.
00:02:00.000 Done. Done!
00:02:01.000 It's enough. It's a six-minute video.
00:02:03.000 Truly, I'll be fine. Yeah, exactly.
00:02:05.000 All right, let's go! Come on, dorks!
00:02:08.000 You going? How the fuck is this?
00:02:09.000 Yeah, we're dealing with Marcelin. You ready?
00:02:15.000 Yeah, I guess so. I'm so happy to lose my money.
00:02:19.000 Just don't lose your Lambo.
00:02:20.000 No, he's losing his Lambo.
00:02:23.000 He's losing his... I ain't bad modeling.
00:02:29.000 Want to bug the martinis in?
00:02:31.000 I'm down, bro. Oh, I'm down as well.
00:02:33.000 I thought I'd wake up at 7.30 for court tomorrow, but that doesn't matter, does it?
00:02:36.000 Ah!
00:02:37.000 Hello, your honor. Yes, I'm extremely drunk still.
00:02:45.000 Give me my things back, please.
00:02:49.000 Straight to the queen. I knew you had eights on the last card, I whooped you.
00:02:59.000 Is this some martini shit because we're also in a bond?
00:03:02.000 The girls need one as well.
00:03:07.000 And then we'll have one, two, three, four, five medium rib eyes.
00:03:11.000 And nine and ten. No way you thought I had one.
00:03:19.000 Come play. You played a lot of blinds, bro.
00:03:21.000 Yeah, you're playing the blinds. How are you?
00:03:23.000 You're playing the blinds. Bro, rules of the house.
00:03:24.000 You know us. Where am I? Right there.
00:03:26.000 Yeah, right there. And there's your drink as well.
00:03:28.000 It's like a martini and you're down quite a bit.
00:03:30.000 You're not out. Blinds haven't gone up that much yet, so you're still stable.
00:03:34.000 I need a booster seat. I do.
00:03:37.000 He's got five, he's got the straight.
00:03:39.000 I think he's full of shit.
00:03:49.000 I think he missed the straight.
00:03:50.000 What you got?
00:03:51.000 Fair 8.
00:03:53.000 I also have a pair of eights.
00:03:54.000 What's your high card? Queen.
00:03:57.000 Fucking ten. I knew you were full of shit, Andrew, and I paid to find out.
00:04:02.000 And I just lost.
00:04:04.000 Just. High pair with a high kicker.
00:04:06.000 Fuck you. Excuse me, Bartman.
00:04:08.000 I'll have four gin and tonics, please.
00:04:11.000 I'll have three Hennessy Cokes.
00:04:12.000 I'll also have four more vodka martinis, but lemon peel instead of the other.
00:04:20.000 Are we boozing? I am.
00:04:23.000 Who the fuck are you? Why?
00:04:47.000 Why did you think I all in on nothing?
00:04:49.000 Oh, just because I all in on nothing loads of times, suddenly I'm all in on nothing.
00:04:53.000 Woo! Woo! Woo! Three objects?
00:04:55.000 Oh, it's cool. So fucking excited with your hard dick in your hand.
00:04:58.000 Ain't no pussy. You're dead.
00:05:01.000 You're dead to me.
00:05:03.000 Fucking kill yourself, you fucking dork.
00:05:06.000 Woo! Now we're gambling!
00:05:11.000 Let's go! Woo!
00:05:13.000 Fuck you!
00:05:14.000 Fuck you.
00:05:15.000 Bitch!
00:05:16.000 Five, six, do it!
00:05:17.000 Boom!
00:05:18.000 Boom!
00:05:19.000 Ow, my legs.
00:05:20.000 Ow, my legs.
00:05:21.000 Pull out.
00:05:27.000 He had two pairs.
00:05:28.000 The second two came up, full house.
00:05:31.000 It was clear as day he had the flush.
00:05:37.000 Yeah, I know, I know, I know. Yeah, yeah, I knew he had the flush.
00:05:40.000 I knew that. He took the bat on with two pair, and then the two came up that gave him the full house.
00:05:45.000 After the flop. He had ace and two, two pair against the flush, and then he got the full house.
00:05:50.000 Strictly legit, I had a nine of clubs, so I thought...
00:05:55.000 Alex! Do you...
00:05:58.000 Faggot!
00:06:02.000 You're a fucking faggot!
00:06:04.000 You suck!
00:06:06.000 Respectfully, go fuck yourself.
00:06:11.000 You said it. You lose or you lose.
00:06:13.000 Wait, wait, I got one thing to say.
00:06:16.000 Give me your money. I need a breakdown.
00:06:22.000 You've lost two times.
00:06:25.000 To Warlock. Two times.
00:06:26.000 All of us out. J.W. J.W. took me out twice at the final.
00:06:30.000 2-0. How do you feel?
00:06:32.000 Well, I know I didn't play badly, so I can rest on the fact that I played the statistical odds the best I could.
00:06:38.000 Boo! I'm super-duper Starship Trooper mad.
00:06:42.000 Right? Starship Trooper.
00:06:43.000 I like that. Up in the sky, the Starships.
00:06:45.000 I'm with you. They're pissed. Let's go.
00:06:47.000 The game happened way down here.
00:06:48.000 They're mad up there, bro. I hear you.
00:06:50.000 You understand? Let's go. They heard about it from space.
00:06:53.000 They're about to fight the aliens.
00:06:54.000 They're like, for fuck! He lost twice?
00:06:56.000 Twice in a row? What the fuck?
00:06:57.000 What's going on? Top G! Top G! So we're here for the third game.
00:07:01.000 I'm going to set things right. One week later.
00:07:05.000 We're in Savannah. 51-50.
00:07:11.000 Wolf. You always say.
00:07:13.000 I'm done. Cheap jumping.
00:07:15.000 I once watched. Get a leak done.
00:07:17.000 Brick jump. I be like Billy for my big butt.
00:07:19.000 Info. Gun man ya no fi fuck a run.
00:07:25.000 Beat up, tell me no touch a clone.
00:07:27.000 Just puss in her nose hole and he fuck a drum.
00:07:30.000 Designer beats and no dung a ton.
00:07:32.000 Just her, cause the good room and he bring power out.
00:07:35.000 Giant head size cover out.
00:07:37.000 And then just chop a check in a risk all a cunt.
00:07:39.000 Full a chatte get a shot in a just a one month.
00:07:45.000 Get all you to fill in a brick, so to be jagged quick.
00:07:48.000 Custom men's on the roof up and I'm a rip.
00:07:51.000 You make us sing sweet to Madonna, this.
00:07:53.000 Kristen Keller, give me a brain, she a catalypt.
00:07:56.000 She kneels down with the cock of spit.
00:07:57.000 When the crave in your cashier soon a pack a this 40 ball in your chest and never suck a tick
00:08:02.000 Cause batty big butt slim as have a fat a click Swear to god me no matter this
00:08:07.000 Top a sin circle a pussy with a long a clip When we make a deal fi di pussy dem salary
00:08:12.000 Ooma make me juke like a maca tick Now we chill and gimme caca sip
00:08:17.000 We go to outside without apology And if your man dead weed are you allergy?
00:08:22.000 Bang, chit chat, me no mismatch L-a-l-e-e-t-a, drink drop money like me
00:08:28.000 I have the most interesting group of friends of all time.
00:08:46.000 All right, we'll buy one. We'll buy one. We'll buy one.
00:08:48.000 They're all on their cell phones.
00:08:50.000 No. I quit phones.
00:08:53.000 You quit phones? Alright, team no phones.
00:08:57.000 No, I quit. Everyone else, I want them on their phones.
00:09:00.000 Go for it.
00:09:05.000 I agree, no phones.
00:09:15.000 Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.
00:09:19.000 Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.
00:09:24.000 Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.
00:09:26.000 Loud, it's got to be annoying.
00:09:28.000 See? It phoned out.
00:09:30.000 I was in. I'm in. I know the rules.
00:09:33.000 Cheer, Christmas.
00:09:39.000 It's the shittest insult ever.
00:09:44.000 And Marcel's going to get himself in big fucking trouble calling me out.
00:09:49.000 Chair Tristan.
00:09:53.000 There's a tone to it.
00:09:54.000 You can't just say like, Chair Tristan.
00:09:56.000 Chaaaaaaar Tristan!
00:09:58.000 He's gonna get himself in trouble.
00:10:02.000 Yeah.
00:10:06.000 You want a contest?
00:10:08.000 You would win.
00:10:11.000 Decisively.
00:10:13.000 It would be decisive.
00:10:16.000 It wouldn't even be close.
00:10:18.000 It would be a decisive victory.
00:10:20.000 I'm going to water and drink off Marcel.
00:10:22.000 Your turn.
00:10:24.000 I'm going to water and drink off Marcel.
00:10:26.000 Your turn.
00:10:28.000 I'm going to water and drink off Marcel.
00:10:30.000 Your turn.
00:10:32.000 I'm going to water and drink off Marcel.
00:10:34.000 Your turn.
00:10:36.000 I'm going to water and drink off Marcel.
00:10:38.000 Your turn.
00:10:40.000 I'm going to water and drink off Marcel.
00:10:42.000 Your turn.
00:10:44.000 I'm going to water and drink off Marcel.
00:10:46.000 Your turn.
00:10:52.000 but, it's still super-taboo.
00:10:56.000 Then I'm a big-a-lot.
00:10:58.000 Ha-ha-ha!
00:10:59.000 Do it again. Do it again.
00:11:10.000 Nutritious and delicious.
00:11:18.000 So you didn't like the music, you stopped delicately.
00:11:21.000 Yes, because of the power of my mind.
00:11:24.000 You know like blind people can hear really good?
00:11:28.000 When you have no fingers, your mind allows you to control things.
00:11:33.000 I'm not sure people at home realize that Tristan's actually the fingerless man.
00:11:37.000 You actually got two RS7s.
00:11:43.000 Totally different. One's Naruto gray, one's dark chrome silver.
00:11:49.000 Those are identical.
00:11:50.000 They're totally different cars, bro. What do you mean?
00:11:53.000 This one's got a carbon vent in the hood, this one doesn't.
00:11:58.000 So I had to. I had basically no choice.
00:12:01.000 Do I have an RS7? Andrew, you drove here in an RS7. I drove here in an RS7. You're right.
00:12:08.000 I drove here in what, one RS7 or two?
00:12:14.000 See how good that sounds?
00:12:18.000 That's the thunder, bro. Buy it.
00:12:20.000 Get it. You won't.
00:12:22.000 You won't. I fucking will.
00:12:25.000 You don't know me. Hey Tristan, we don't have an RS7, do we?
00:12:31.000 What do you mean? You drove an RS7 here.
00:12:34.000 Oh yeah, I drove one here. You don't need two RS7s.
00:12:38.000 That makes no sense. You sound like Bailey.
00:12:42.000 You know what? I'm actually tired of all these dickhead influencers online renting a Lambo or buying one car and then showing off saying, hey, I've got one car.
00:12:48.000 If you don't buy at least two supercars a week, you're broke.
00:12:51.000 Because the world's changed now and 300 grand isn't even any money anymore.
00:12:55.000 In 1999 or 2005, if someone said to you, I lost 300 grand in the casino, you'd be like, whoa!
00:13:01.000 Lost in a grand casino. Well, who cares?
00:13:04.000 Money's not real. It's super easy to make money unless you're an idiot.
00:13:07.000 If you're paying any attention at all, you're rich.
00:13:09.000 Everybody is. So unless you're buying two cars a week, you're broke.
00:13:12.000 You know what? I pay myself a million dollars a week.
00:13:14.000 I could pay myself a lot more, but it's a nice round number.
00:13:18.000 And because I'm a humble man, I only pay myself a million dollars a week because I've always thought it was funny that people aspire to be millionaires.
00:13:25.000 If I could just be a millionaire, I could try really hard, dedicate my life.
00:13:29.000 I get a million dollars every single week.
00:13:31.000 Friday mornings. Cha-ching!
00:13:33.000 So if I'm going to spend three and a grand of it on a car, why not?
00:13:36.000 What else am I going to buy? Food?
00:13:38.000 Cigarettes? Dumb shit. I'm left with so much money at the end of every week, I end up accidentally investing.
00:13:43.000 You know what? I'm in the real estate business on accident.
00:13:45.000 I didn't want to join the real estate business.
00:13:47.000 I always talked about how owning real estate is bullshit and the government's going to take it from you like they did here in Romania.
00:13:52.000 And geographically, you're restricted and it's all garbage.
00:13:54.000 But if you're good at any type of business, you accidentally end up in the real estate business because you have so many millions of dollars, there's nothing else to buy.
00:14:00.000 How many Bitcoins can a man have?
00:14:02.000 You have a thousand Bitcoins, you have enough Bitcoin.
00:14:03.000 It goes up, you're rich. If it doesn't, you don't really care.
00:14:06.000 You don't need to buy 1,300 Bitcoin unless you're a real dork.
00:14:09.000 So you just buy loads of houses all around the world.
00:14:11.000 Oh look, a house on fucking, some tropical paradise, a house here, a house there, new car, some bitch.
00:14:21.000 Who cares? You said you were going to do it and I didn't believe you, but I should have known better.
00:14:27.000 Bailey, when I already have a karate master champion's son, and I already have 10 other sons, and I'm 68, and my 22-year-old girlfriend's pregnant with my 15th son, do you understand? My father was a chess grandmaster.
00:14:50.000 My father was the highest rated black chess player in history.
00:14:55.000 He remembered every chess game he'd ever played.
00:14:57.000 Or he could beat you at chess without looking at the board.
00:15:02.000 I learned a lot of my discipline, you're right, from fighting.
00:15:04.000 I was a chess prodigy as a kid.
00:15:07.000 I had my dad as a coach. It was chess originally and then it kind of moved to fighting.
00:15:10.000 I trained so hard because I was scared of losing.
00:15:13.000 I was afraid and I used that fear to train as hard as possible.