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CAVALLI MILAN WITH SPIDER MAN | Tate Confidential Ep. 68


Summary

Tristan and Luke are on a mission to find out if anyone likes them, but it turns out it's not as simple as it looks like it should be. They have to go to the pub, but they don't have enough to last the night, so they have to take a drive to the shops to get some more. But first, they need to find a way to get back to their car, and the problem is, they have no idea how to get there. Will they be able to make it back in time before they run out of petrol or will they be stranded in the middle of the night with no idea where they are going to get home? Find out if they can make it, and if they do, will it be enough to get them there in time for the next batch of beer? Also, find out who's the most annoying person in the pub and who's getting the most looool! Enjoy the episode, and don't forget to subscribe on your favourite streaming platform so you don't miss the next episode. next week's episode will be out next Wednesday! xoxo, Luke & Rory - EPISODE WARNING: This episode contains explicit language and content, so don't listen to it if you're not up to par with your parents or siblings. This episode may not be suitable for little ones. - it's a little bit too loud, so be warned. P.S. If you can't handle it, don t listen to this one in the car, don't drive on the next time you're in the next one - you'll be in the back seat, you'll need to be warned that it's loud and it's better than you know what you're listening to this episode is too loud in the front seat. If you're looking for it, you may need to leave the car with your headphones in the rearview mirror to hear it, but you'll have to put them in the bootstraps in your seatbelt on. XOXOXOXO, Luke and Rory xo xo, - Luke, Rory, Luke & Luke - Episode 1, Luke, 2: 2:00 3:00, 4:30, 4:15, 5:20, 6:00 & 8:40, 7:30 & 9:30 11:15 12:40 & 14:00 - Who likes you? 16:15 & 17:00 +16:40 18:30 - What's your favourite part of the episode? 19:00 And 21:15 - How do you like it?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I'm not a girl.
00:00:22.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:34.000 Thanks for watching!
00:00:38.000 Luke, finish your beer. You're embarrassing us.
00:00:40.000 We're all finished. Finish your beer. Tristan.
00:00:43.000 Yeah? I do fresh.
00:00:46.000 Looks a mess. Wonderful.
00:00:51.000 Cheers, guys. What's happening?
00:00:54.000 Luke, nobody likes us.
00:00:55.000 What did I say? This is going to be an endurance event.
00:00:57.000 This is a liter of beer.
00:00:59.000 No, it's a liter and a bit because you haven't finished this yet.
00:01:02.000 A liter. I didn't even know.
00:01:06.000 I didn't even know that they made it.
00:01:07.000 We don't care.
00:01:09.000 We don't care. I didn't know they made these.
00:01:14.000 Why did they mix that over ice with a piece of lime?
00:01:16.000 Very nice. Is it?
00:01:18.000 Over ice with a piece of lime. Try it.
00:01:21.000 It's still horrible. You sound like a baby.
00:01:30.000 Why don't you grow up?
00:01:33.000 What is your beer? Welcome to big school.
00:01:38.000 What's happening? You have a beer that you haven't finished, and the next beer's already arrived.
00:01:46.000 Oh that put a hair on my chest that one You couldn't even finish your beer Thank you.
00:02:00.000 That was Rory, not me.
00:02:02.000 You haven't finished yours. Luke, drink up.
00:02:06.000 To be fair, you haven't even had your baby beer.
00:02:08.000 Come on, baby beer first. Baby beer for Luke.
00:02:11.000 Baby beer. And then you move on to the big part.
00:02:14.000 Baby beer. I'm just going to quit.
00:02:16.000 I surrender. Come on, Luke.
00:02:24.000 Let's go. I'm surrendering.
00:02:26.000 No, I'm done. Everyone likes you, Luke.
00:02:29.000 So far, everyone likes me. Everyone likes you.
00:02:31.000 I don't think you guys like me. No, everyone looks like me.
00:02:32.000 I think nobody likes you. Oh, nobody likes you.
00:02:35.000 Why have you got beer in your glass?
00:02:37.000 If nobody liked you, you wouldn't care.
00:02:38.000 Everybody who doesn't like you, you care.
00:02:40.000 Didn't you get four beers? Yeah, yeah.
00:02:42.000 They're coming. They're coming.
00:02:45.000 Wonderful. Tristan.
00:02:52.000 Why? Because, in case you didn't know this about me, nobody likes me, and I don't care.
00:03:04.000 How much it worth Tristan?
00:03:06.000 Like A little something he's been working on.
00:03:14.000 A little something I've been developing.
00:03:19.000 I'm 772 and I've realized that I do not have a razor and nor does my companion.
00:03:25.000 So we also need a toothbrush.
00:03:27.000 Is there any way you could be of help?
00:03:29.000 Sure. Toothbrush and a toothpaste show for the razor.
00:03:33.000 I will double check. I think we have also something for the one.
00:03:35.000 That would be fantastic. Let me check with the housekeeping and I'll confirm for the razor, okay?
00:03:41.000 Fantastic. Thank you very much.
00:03:43.000 Have a great day. Two toothbrushes and two razors would be splendid.
00:03:47.000 Thank you. Thank you very much.
00:03:49.000 Goodbye, sir. Goodbye.
00:03:52.000 Got him, didn't I? Got him.
00:03:57.000 He was not expecting...
00:03:58.000 I don't know what accent that would be, though, Rory.
00:04:00.000 I don't really know. Yeah.
00:04:01.000 Just did it. It was good, though.
00:04:03.000 It was good. It was good.
00:04:04.000 He fell for it. He thinks that's normal.
00:04:06.000 Yeah. He's like, shit.
00:04:08.000 If I had spoken my normal voice, they wouldn't care.
00:04:11.000 Yeah. He's a cunt.
00:04:13.000 He's got his fucking ringer bank.
00:04:15.000 All right. Hello.
00:04:21.000 Hello. You're a superstar.
00:04:28.000 Thank you very much for your help.
00:04:29.000 Highly recommended. Thank you so much.
00:04:32.000 Goodbye now. Yeah, he fucking fell for it.
00:04:35.000 They're sending two razors, two toothbrushes and two toothpastes right now.
00:04:39.000 Nice. If I had said, you all right, mate, I forgot my razor and my toothbrush.
00:04:42.000 Can you help me out? There is the shop down the road.
00:04:45.000 But if I said it, hello, sir.
00:04:48.000 Yeah. Oh, we better help this whole cunt.
00:04:49.000 He's got money. Yeah. It's true.
00:04:52.000 They got a car upstairs. I'm going to get them.
00:04:54.000 We got them. We fucking got them.
00:04:56.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we got them.
00:05:02.000 So the robbery wouldn't start this morning.
00:05:03.000 We managed to get it started. Had a flat battery.
00:05:07.000 None of us have any fucking phone signal for some reason.
00:05:09.000 So we can't turn this car off.
00:05:11.000 We just started it. And none of us have GPS. Fuck knows.
00:05:17.000 I was gonna try and get on a motorway and head to Italy.
00:05:20.000 Just follow the Italy signs and hopefully it gets us to the right place.
00:05:23.000 It is a series of unfortunate events.
00:05:24.000 My life is a series of unfortunate events.
00:05:27.000 My life's an adventure.
00:05:29.000 It's a dream life adventure with a never-ending series of unfortunate events.
00:05:34.000 That is actually what it takes to my life.
00:05:38.000 It could be worse. I am an A4A spider in Monaco.
00:05:44.000 Complaining. As Chainlink goes to the moon, it makes me a hundred thousand miles a day.
00:05:52.000 Nobody likes us. Nobody likes us.
00:05:54.000 We don't care.
00:06:04.000 It feels so good managing the bike while looking at all the people.
00:06:09.000 It's has been mind blowng and I'll go ahead and have a shit.
00:06:33.000 Three more lemon juice, mate.
00:06:34.000 We have three full cups. I like lemon juice in my vodka, I need more lemon juice.
00:06:38.000 We have three full cups, two bowls of vodka, we have enough lemon juice.
00:06:43.000 I think I couldn't drink three cups of lemon juice.
00:06:46.000 It's lemon juice. Lemon juice is super horrible.
00:06:50.000 This is zero percent hard. This is not a flex at all.
00:06:52.000 It's lemon juice. Why are you drinking?
00:06:53.000 This isn't for drinking.
00:06:55.000 I asked for lemon juice.
00:06:57.000 I need lemon juice. Why is it going to get heartburn for no reason?
00:07:01.000 Why would you do that? That can't be pleasant.
00:07:04.000 It might kill the coronavirus though.
00:07:06.000 Which is prevalent here in Italy.
00:07:09.000 That was easier to tell.
00:07:10.000 Let me tell you something. Well, Luke didn't even finish his normal fucking drink.
00:07:14.000 I managed to do 7,000 shirts on the top of my head now.
00:07:16.000 4,000 years I trained. Well, you didn't do shit, but not exist.
00:07:20.000 Like a homo. I was doing push-ups.
00:07:23.000 You don't forget fucking lemons?
00:07:25.000 Of course fucking, of course.
00:07:28.000 When was the last time you lived in the mystical world?
00:07:31.000 Thank you very much. Amazing.
00:07:33.000 Thank you very much. Thank you.
00:07:37.000 In fact, can you bring us one more of these?
00:07:40.000 One more? Yes, if you could.
00:07:41.000 Yes, please. Thank you.
00:07:43.000 You're up. What were you about here?
00:07:49.000 Oh, there's a talisman.
00:07:51.000 No, no, no. What did you drink?
00:07:52.000 This is stupid.
00:07:55.000 I don't want this. Can I put vodka in it?
00:07:57.000 No. Can I put vodka in it?
00:08:00.000 Downing lemon juice. This is the life we live.
00:08:03.000 We're millionaires in the land.
00:08:04.000 This is so pathetic. Downing lemon juice.
00:08:06.000 Drink your lemon juice. Vitamin C. It's good for you.
00:08:10.000 Makes it strong. I can do a whiskey, Chuck.
00:08:18.000 That's easy. Bullshit. It's no longer about warming it.
00:08:28.000 What is it? Lemon juice.
00:08:30.000 It's just lemon juice. Yeah, it kind of started some bullshit now.
00:08:34.000 It's just stupid. It's a stupid game we play.
00:08:37.000 It's very lemon juice, man. Can you bite him in C? Ha!
00:08:41.000 It's good for you. And Luke knows who this is for.
00:08:44.000 Yeah. When did this become a thing?
00:08:47.000 I've got a heartburn. It went up.
00:08:51.000 Mr. Walker, do you want? Come on, ladies.
00:08:52.000 No, no, no, no. That's cheating. I wasn't allowed to.
00:08:54.000 That's it, man. This is for me.
00:08:56.000 Come on, suit's up. Give me the phone.
00:08:58.000 This is gonna be horrible, isn't it?
00:09:06.000 Nah, it's not hard. It's not hard.
00:09:07.000 It's easy, bro. It's easy. I expect it to be hard.
00:09:10.000 It's not hard. It's a bit sour.
00:09:15.000 Why is it always twitching?
00:09:17.000 Don't worry. Come on.
00:09:19.000 Don't worry about it. Don't worry.
00:09:22.000 Why don't we grow up?
00:09:24.000 You grew up in prison. Our average age is like 29.
00:09:26.000 You realize that? Now we understand.
00:09:32.000 That was not nice.
00:09:33.000 Nobody likes us? Nobody likes us.
00:09:35.000 We don't care. What are you complaining about, Rory?
00:09:40.000 What the fuck? Cucumbers. Cucumbers.
00:09:42.000 Cucumbers. Yeah.
00:09:45.000 Interesting. You can't drink a gin and tonic with a bit of cucumber.
00:09:48.000 I'm not going to drink milk. What do you want to do?
00:09:52.000 Eat the cucumbers.
00:09:54.000 Yeah. Healthy.
00:09:56.000 Rory, it's very nice with the cucumbers.
00:09:59.000 Rory, everyone tell us the cucumber tastes of nothing.
00:10:02.000 Actually, it's not actually taste of anything.
00:10:04.000 I know. I know.
00:10:08.000 It's all psychological, Rory.
00:10:10.000 I think it is. But now, maybe I'm going to become my friend.
00:10:14.000 Yeah, you're retarded. It's like 99% water.
00:10:22.000 Yeah, I know, but we're like 75%.
00:10:25.000 I bet we taste like shit.
00:10:43.000 I like diamonds. I like diamonds.
00:10:45.000 I like shining. I like million dollar deals.
00:10:47.000 Where's my pen? Bitch, I'm spotting.
00:10:49.000 I like fucking with Fiat.
00:10:51.000 You must've looked like that.
00:10:53.000 I like going to a chula.
00:11:41.000 Lake Como.
00:11:43.000 Lake? Lake Como?
00:11:46.000 We're one of the most exclusive places in the world.
00:11:48.000 What the fuck are you doing here? I don't know.
00:11:50.000 Why did they let me in? Why did they let you?
00:11:57.000 Why did you like one year go back to that?