Tate Speech - CHAMPAGNE IN THE DESERT | TATE CONFIDENTIAL Ep. 15

In this episode, we talk about money, suicide and the third world country of Dubai. We also discuss what it's like to be in the desert and how you can get rich in the middle of the middle east. We don't have a clue what we're talking about, but we're pretty sure it's not a good one. If you could guess, before you came on our adventures, before the last week's episode, you would be in a desert on the edge of Oman, out in hell on earth. Out in Hell on earth, you'd be in Farley Hill and Dumpsters out in Hell no, no, on the last place on earth on earth where you could be shooting some music and eating some biscuits and cream dumplings. It's not the most exciting episode of the week, but it's probably not the worst, either! Enjoy, mate! xoxo - The Duke and Lady J. (P.S. Sorry about the audio quality, it's getting worse and worse by the second half of the episode. We're still getting used to it) Love ya'll, bye! -Duke & Lady J -PSA: We'll be back next week with a new episode next Monday. -The Duke & Ladyj (Thank you so much for all your support, we really appreciate it. We really appreciate all the love and support. We appreciate you. Love ya, bye. XOXO -P. -DUDE -Dude J. (The Duke) -Drew and Ladyj. Love you, bye bye. Love you. - P.A. (Love ya, Love ya. Xx, P.B. -P) -P -D. (P) -P x -S. (A.M. (PSA) -Tate) -J. (J. & J) -R. (Chad) -A.C. ( ) -JG (J) -K. (YO) -B. (B.C ( ) (Ayo) (A) (B) (C) (F) (S.J (B). (C). (A.) (A). (M) (D.E. (F). (S) (K) (R) (I) (P). (B.) (DID YOU?) )

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!

00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.

00:00:20.000 But I'm not a girl.

00:00:22.000 I'm a girl.

00:00:33.000 But I'm not.

00:00:40.000 I'm not.

00:01:17.000 Did it dirty. No soap.

00:01:19.000 I was gonna write a suicide note. 1.00

00:01:21.000 But now I kill it making suicide notes. 1.00

00:01:24.000 Bang it out. Bang it out. 1.00

00:01:26.000 Kill the game. I don't want to hang about. 0.99

00:01:28.000 White chicks. No doubt. 1.00

00:01:31.000 The kind of money make these hoes want to shout so. 1.00

00:01:33.000 Bounce with me. Bounce with me.

00:01:35.000 Got my brother in the gang stepping in the house with me. 0.99

00:01:37.000 The ride for me, die for me, put your fucking hands in the sky for me The oceans are just swimming pools for poor people But everybody keeps saying they wanna go to the sea, they wanna go to the ocean So the only way to do it, not like a rogue boy, is to rent a big ass fucking boat. 1.00

00:01:56.000 When I'm on the road, stay in your lane. Be getting killed like a shot to the brain. 1.00

00:02:01.000 Suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide. Let's do or die, do or die, do or die. 1.00

00:02:09.000 Make them wanna lose their mind. When they see the money wanna roll with the gang. 0.99

00:02:15.000 They're coming two at a time.

00:02:17.000 And they just wanna ride cause they love the way we shine.

00:02:21.000 But I still remember days we used to struggle on the grind.

00:02:23.000 Suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide.

00:02:28.000 Jumping in? Hell no. 1.00

00:02:33.000 Yeah, possibly. Yep.

00:02:34.000 Actually that looks beautiful.

00:02:36.000 Let's take a look.

00:02:40.000 But Dubai has no sun!

00:02:48.000 You know what it is?

00:02:52.000 You know I've actually realised it's about the bike.

00:02:54.000 And it's fine, but Dubai is expensive.

00:02:58.000 People who don't like it, like the jet skis, three, four, a hundred bucks.

00:03:02.000 The mass size, three, four hundred bucks.

00:03:04.000 Nice dinner, three, four hundred bucks.

00:03:06.000 I think a thousand and eight, to me, is huge.

00:03:08.000 Like, who cares? Like, that's expensive.

00:03:10.000 It's a month's thing. It's a thousand is a month's work.

00:03:13.000 They can't do that in a day.

00:03:15.000 They come to Dubai and they sit around and drink in their hotel room and say Dubai is boring.

00:03:20.000 Because it's expensive. It's fun to have money.

00:03:24.000 And loads of people to buy are boats.

00:03:30.000 We could all swim and jump in, you know.

00:03:33.000 So this is a good one to jump off if you want to get everybody in.

00:03:36.000 Eh, maybe. I ain't jumping in no more.

00:03:38.000 I have a saying, oceans are just swimming pools for poor people. 1.00

00:03:42.000 I can tell you. You go to the third world country, all poor people splash around the ocean. 1.00

00:03:46.000 Look, I like my luxury, clear-ass swimming pool. 0.55

00:03:50.000 No sharks, no jellyfish, no one shits in it.

00:03:53.000 It's wonderful. It's fair.

00:03:55.000 Ocean to swimming pool for porky. I've said it a million times. 0.79

00:04:00.000 I probably won't.

00:04:07.000 I'm not going to.

00:06:35.000 Walk home? Walk home.

00:06:37.000 Could do.

00:06:39.000 Just that way.

00:06:41.000 Not too far.

00:06:43.000 A couple of camels.

00:06:45.000 A couple of hoes. 1.00

00:06:51.000 Desert hoes. 1.00

00:06:53.000 Load up Tinder, see if there are any hoes in the desert. 1.00

00:06:55.000 in the desert.

00:06:56.000 Yeah man, get some of those nomadic camel riding, long sheet wearing, Arabian desert wheels. 0.91

00:07:03.000 They exist, have you seen them on TV?

00:07:05.000 That's not a bad app idea.

00:07:07.000 Yeah, deserthomers.com That's a good one.

00:07:11.000 Yes, good one.

00:07:13.000 Yeah, people in the desert got money.

00:07:15.000 Secret money.

00:07:17.000 Music playing.

00:07:35.000 I know you've got experience, so it's possible.

00:07:37.000 Music playing. 0.98

00:08:29.000 No shit. 0.99

00:08:31.000 Music playing. 1.00

00:09:27.000 If you see any militia group, rebel army, military, the Kurdish defense force, the Turks in the desert, they're all driving Toyota fucking trucks. 1.00

00:09:37.000 Because they're the fucking best. 0.99

00:09:39.000 Everyone's getting stuck. I get stuck. 0.99

00:09:41.000 I made the right choice. 1.00

00:09:43.000 I'm smarter than the average motherfucker. 1.00

00:09:45.000 If you could guess last week's... 1.00

00:09:47.000 before you came on our adventures, you had to point on a map where on earth you would be.

00:09:51.000 Would you be in a desert on the edge of Oman?

00:09:54.000 Hell no. Hell no. 0.55

00:09:58.000 Out in Regis. Out in Farley Hill.

00:10:01.000 Cookies and Cream Dumpsters.

00:10:03.000 Could be. Lucy Farm Shops.

00:10:05.000 Could have been shooting some music video.

00:10:08.000 Not here. There are three different chicken dishes in the world.

00:10:34.000 Three different types of chicken you can eat.

00:10:36.000 This is the second one.

00:10:38.000 So category one is when white people cook chicken.

00:10:41.000 That's one. Category two is when brown people cook chicken. 0.97

00:10:45.000 I'm enjoying this. Brown people chicken is good.

00:10:48.000 Category three is when black people cook chicken. 0.99

00:10:52.000 And everyone knows that black people chicken is better than brown people chicken and a hundred times better than white people chicken. 1.00

00:10:58.000 That's just a matter of culinary expertise. 0.85

00:11:01.000 And I'm right. Guys,

00:11:50.000 I'm fucking dizzy. 0.98

00:11:52.000 That was like 10 spins. I'm telling you, I'm dizzy. 0.99

00:11:56.000 I would definitely do 11.

00:11:58.000 Well, I don't know how many it was.

Tate Speech - July 19, 2022

CHAMPAGNE IN THE DESERT | TATE CONFIDENTIAL Ep. 15

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