Tate Speech - April 15, 2024


CIGAR NIGHT Q&A WITH TRISTAN TATE | EP.12


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 55 minutes

Words per Minute

53.330795

Word Count

9,340

Sentence Count

783

Misogynist Sentences

16

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary

This is a commentary on the history of the world of the dead. I m going to be doing some research on the next generation of the game. I m also going to do a video walkthrough of the first level of World of the Dead. I ll be doing a little commentary on this as well. I hope you enjoy this and I ll see you next time! XOXO, Kevin xoxo. If you like the show, please leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and i'll take care of the rest. Thank you. Kevin XOXOXO. Xoxo, Kevin X. I'm going to try and get a better angle on the game and see if I can get some more information on it. Thanks for listening and support the show. You can also support the podcast by becoming a patron patron! I'll be giving you a discount code: PODCAST. It helps spread the word of the show and get the word out there about the show! XXOXO xOXO xoxO, Kevin xo, Music playing. Music Playing. xo music playing. xo xo XO, XO xo music playing (Music playing XO music playing, xo Music playing, Xo, Xo Music Playing, xO Music Playing , XO Music playing . etc.. All rights to the game are reserved for the game "World of the dead by the game . I'm working on a new game called World of the Dead and I will be doing research on this game. and a little bit of a walkthrough on this a little of a research on it of a game about the game and some other things so you can be a part of the commentary on it . I don't know what I'm doing on this. I'm excited about this game I can't wait to see what I'll do the game is going to become more of a better version of this I hope that you guys like it I will do some research And I'm looking forward to doing some more research on that in the future thank you. XO XO I love you all - Kevin xO xO x


Transcript

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01:59:40.000 Welcome to another Cigar Evening with Tristan Tate.
01:59:43.000 There's no fancy intros, there are no videos, there are no clips, no photos, no tweets that I put up on the screen.
01:59:49.000 It's simply me talking to you.
01:59:51.000 Now if you don't know how these cigar nights typically work, what I do is I light myself a cigar, I talk about it, For a few minutes, I let you know if it's good or not.
02:00:00.000 And throughout the time I'm answering your questions and speaking to you, replying to the Super Chats, answering the questions which were asked to me on X, I enjoy the cigar with you, my friends.
02:00:11.000 And then I finish.
02:00:13.000 The cigar I've chosen today simply has a War Room logo and the words Tristan Tate on it because it was specially rolled by me.
02:00:22.000 And it's not a brand I could talk about or a brand you could ever get your hands on.
02:00:28.000 That's because tonight I'm not here to talk about a cigar.
02:00:30.000 As I answer your questions in the cigar evening, the more perspicacious of my fans and followers may have noticed that there is a coffee machine to my right.
02:00:44.000 Well, that's because today I'm going to talk about a coffee brand.
02:00:49.000 It's not my coffee brand.
02:00:50.000 It's not Top G's coffee.
02:00:52.000 It's not owned by me like Fireblood.
02:00:55.000 However, it's morally the correct coffee to drink.
02:00:59.000 If you don't know, and if you haven't seen my previous posts on it, 1775 coffee.
02:01:06.000 Is absolutely fucking excellent.
02:01:08.000 Now, I don't know how to review coffee.
02:01:10.000 I only review cigars and tobacco products.
02:01:13.000 But it's very, very good.
02:01:14.000 And to prove how good it is, we're going to see how many of them I get through during my time on this show.
02:01:23.000 So... I never make myself coffee, but my butler has politely explained to me how to use this espresso machine.
02:01:32.000 I'm gonna run the first espresso of the evening.
02:01:36.000 While you guys are getting your questions in, I'm also gonna light my cigar.
02:01:40.000 And make sure you check out the link, which is going to be at the bottom of this podcast, and purchase yourself some 1775 coffee.
02:01:46.000 It does not support The Matrix.
02:01:48.000 It does not support BlackRock.
02:01:49.000 It does not support Starbucks.
02:01:51.000 It does not support any of the brands who do morally reprehensible things.
02:01:54.000 It is the coffee of Freedom Fighters, and if you buy coffee anyway, you may as well get it from 1775.
02:02:00.000 So, first espresso of the evening.
02:02:03.000 Any questions you'd like answered, super chat them to me.
02:02:07.000 I'll need someone to keep count as well of how many espressos I drink.
02:02:23.000 Okay.
02:03:00.000 My cup was in slightly the wrong place.
02:03:02.000 And I spilled a few precious drops of coffee.
02:03:07.000 Skill issue. Amateur hour.
02:03:10.000 Is that it? Wonderful.
02:03:15.000 So this is espresso number one.
02:03:17.000 I spilled more of it.
02:03:19.000 This one doesn't count.
02:03:20.000 I spilled about 25% of this so far.
02:03:27.000 But 1775 coffee is fucking excellent.
02:03:30.000 That's what I'm going to call it.
02:03:31.000 Because I don't know how to review coffee.
02:03:32.000 I don't know if it's full-bodied.
02:03:34.000 I don't know if it's whatever the fuck people talk about coffee.
02:03:38.000 I'm actually a professionally trained barista, funnily enough.
02:03:40.000 We all know that story.
02:03:41.000 But it's fucking excellent.
02:03:43.000 Buy it today. I want people to tweet that at me.
02:03:46.000 1775 coffee, it's fucking excellent.
02:03:48.000 So there are many things I'd like to talk about.
02:03:55.000 Bye.
02:03:57.000 On today's Cigar Evening.
02:04:00.000 I posted on X if anyone had any questions for me or any topics they'd like to see me cover.
02:04:09.000 And the number one response I got annoyed the hell out of me.
02:04:14.000 I was furious.
02:04:16.000 I was pissed. That's because the number one question I get whenever I'm looking for information, whenever I say, look, people, tell me something, I'm now actively on my X account reading the replies.
02:04:29.000 The number one reply I get is, hey, bro, I have a really important DM for you.
02:04:35.000 Please check your DMs. It's really important that I talk to you.
02:04:39.000 So... I'm gonna spend the next few minutes explaining exactly how unimportant it is that you guys send me this stupid DM. And it's not all of you, it's about 1 in 10.
02:04:52.000 One in eleven, one in twelve questions I get is check your DMs, it's important.
02:04:57.000 Check your DMs, it's important. Now, you motherfuckers know that I'm actively on X looking through for interesting questions to talk about on my cigar evening.
02:05:07.000 And what you do is you're not just ruining my day.
02:05:09.000 You're ruining everyone's day because here I am talking about it.
02:05:12.000 You're like the kid who fucked up in class and every other kid has to listen to the lecture.
02:05:17.000 When you say to me Tristan, I have an important DM for you.
02:05:23.000 It's urgent. You're fucking lying.
02:05:29.000 It might be urgent to you that I read your stupid business proposal.
02:05:35.000 It might be important to you that I read your request for free money.
02:05:40.000 But it's not actually important to me, is it?
02:05:44.000 About 0%.
02:05:45.000 So when you try to trick me with messages and posts like, this is important, this is urgent, please reply.
02:05:56.000 What you mean is this is urgent to me.
02:05:58.000 I need you to give me free money.
02:06:01.000 It's urgent. Urgent to me would be, hey, I have a credible source that says you and your brother are going to be assassinated.
02:06:09.000 I have information about the Matrix attack that's happening on you.
02:06:12.000 That would be urgent to me.
02:06:13.000 Don't use the word fucking urgent.
02:06:15.000 And don't use the word important to me if you're going to send me some business plan.
02:06:20.000 Because if your business is good enough, it doesn't need my money.
02:06:25.000 And if your idea is good enough, it doesn't need my money.
02:06:28.000 And if you're asking me for free money, don't.
02:06:30.000 That's not what the internet is for.
02:06:32.000 It's a shame how panhandlers used to at least have to suffer some level of indignation.
02:06:39.000 If life had gotten so bad that you find yourself begging on the streets, one...
02:06:45.000 You're desperate and in need of money.
02:06:48.000 And you must be desperate because you are facing the public ridicule of being a homeless person, of being a bum, of being a man who's standing on the streets begging for money.
02:06:58.000 Now, there are good reasons to do that.
02:07:00.000 I understand there are lots of homeless veterans, there are lots of people in very bad positions who have to go out into the streets and ask for money.
02:07:07.000 Let me tell you what's wrong about doing it online.
02:07:11.000 The problem is That you pussies aren't in the situation where you need to be begging.
02:07:19.000 Because you have internet access, you have a smart device, you have a laptop, because you're posting at me.
02:07:25.000 So I know you're not that broke.
02:07:27.000 And behind your anonymous cartoon picture profile, what you've done is you're doing all the Negatives of begging, but without having to face any of the social repercussions of being a beggar.
02:07:45.000 But make no mistake, you are no better than the people begging on the streets.
02:07:48.000 I would argue that you are in fact worse because you're sitting there inside with your electricity bill paid and your electronic device, smart device or laptop, in your hand and thinking, what should I do today?
02:08:02.000 I've got internet access.
02:08:04.000 I've got electricity.
02:08:06.000 I've obviously eaten. I'm not starving to death.
02:08:09.000 I'm not dead. What can I do today to try and get money?
02:08:12.000 I know! I'll use these amazing tools, the internet, which gives me the ability to access all sorts of information from anywhere.
02:08:19.000 I could join the real world and learn from the professors inside.
02:08:22.000 No! I know! I'm going to beg people.
02:08:27.000 And you copy and paste your message to me and other people who are famous for having a bunch of money.
02:08:35.000 And quite frankly, you should be ashamed of yourself and I will never give you money.
02:08:38.000 So when I reach out to my ex-account and I reach out to people and I say, hey, what am I going to talk about tonight?
02:08:45.000 Don't send me a message saying, hey, this is important because it's you asking me for free money.
02:08:49.000 And that's not important to me.
02:08:51.000 That's important to you.
02:08:52.000 And I will basically always say no.
02:08:58.000 Espresso number one, 1775 coffee.
02:09:01.000 Fucking excellent. Let's do another one.
02:09:09.000 Number two.
02:09:12.000 Coffee number two.
02:09:38.000 Right, so now let's get into some serious questions because a lot of people did have
02:09:49.000 a lot of serious questions to ask me.
02:09:52.000 JJB asks me right now, what's your opinion on joining US military in today's world?
02:09:56.000 And if it's not worth it, would it be better if Trump is re-elected?
02:09:59.000 It's going back and forth.
02:10:01.000 I've been going back and forth with it for some time now.
02:10:04.000 Well, that's exactly, you've answered your own question there.
02:10:08.000 Whose army are you joining?
02:10:11.000 Who is the commander in chief?
02:10:13.000 Who decides who you fight and who decides who sends you potentially to your death?
02:10:18.000 Donald Trump Started zero new wars as President of the United States, which should be very normal, but it's not.
02:10:26.000 It should be very normal for a man in charge of the world's most powerful country to take charge of that country and to use that power and influence to make sure that new wars do not spring up, and especially new wars that involve American soldiers.
02:10:39.000 When the Commander-in-Chief is dilapidated, demented, has lost his mind, isn't Really the person you think he is?
02:10:51.000 Being controlled by others?
02:10:53.000 When the commander-in-chief is somebody behind the shadows, someone behind the curtain, you have to be very careful about joining any kind of military.
02:11:02.000 I'll give you an example. Romania is now sending troops to Yemen to fight the Houthis.
02:11:07.000 Okay. I don't know how much Romanian history you people at home know.
02:11:13.000 But I know more.
02:11:16.000 Romania and the Houthis of Yemen have quite literally nothing to do with one another.
02:11:25.000 Nothing. Zero. Less than zero.
02:11:28.000 But who's the commander-in-chief of all NATO forces?
02:11:32.000 The President of the United States, arguably.
02:11:35.000 And if he decides that young men from Romania have to go to Yemen and fight the Houthis, Then you've gotta go.
02:11:43.000 So before you sign up to any military, Mr.
02:11:45.000 JJB, because joining the military teaches young men a lot of discipline, it's a very noble thing to do if you have a noble commander-in-chief, think about who your boss will be.
02:11:53.000 My advice to you Would be wait until November and see who the new commander-in-chief is.
02:11:59.000 Because if it's a noble, good-hearted man like Donald Trump, who isn't going to send you to die for his own personal interests and the bank accounts of his rich friends who own shares in Lockheed, Martin, and Raytheon, then by all means sign up.
02:12:14.000 If someone like Hillary Clinton were your commander-in-chief, yeah, don't do it.
02:12:21.000 Now... The bishop who was stabbed in Australia is another very, very important question that's come up.
02:12:30.000 And a lot of people are asking about my brother's take on it.
02:12:33.000 My brother's saying it's good that Christians are now pissed.
02:12:39.000 I have a slightly different view to my brother.
02:12:42.000 Because I've been pissed for a very long time.
02:12:47.000 I understand my brother's perspective when he's saying, you know, finally the Christians are up and mad about something.
02:12:54.000 Finally the Christians are mad about their way of life within their countries being attacked.
02:13:00.000 And it took a bishop being stabbed to do that.
02:13:02.000 You see, I am part of an elite group of permanently pissed Christians.
02:13:09.000 So I don't see it as, ah, Christianity is now under attack.
02:13:14.000 I think it's been under attack for the last 15-20 years.
02:13:19.000 I've been furious for as long as I've been a Christian.
02:13:23.000 Now I've been pissed because a bishop being attacked is the attack of a physical person and obviously I wish him the speediest recovery and I'll include him in my prayers tonight.
02:13:34.000 However... The religion being under attack is a very different thing.
02:13:40.000 Now, the religion being under attack would be not necessarily the attack of a figure within the religion.
02:13:48.000 It's not necessarily about...
02:13:49.000 I mean, the time that the Protestant guy tried to shoot Pope John Paul II, I believe it was in the 1970s.
02:13:55.000 That was the attack on the Pope.
02:13:57.000 But an attack on the religion is when every single member of that religion is asked or forced...
02:14:05.000 To accept the compromise of their values a lot more than the attack on any individual will make it seem, and for a very long time.
02:14:17.000 So I don't see it the way my brother does, because I've been pissed forever.
02:14:21.000 I see pride flags in churches.
02:14:24.000 I see female clergy.
02:14:28.000 I see these things as attacks on our faith, and I see these as betrayals of the values of Christianity.
02:14:35.000 Not that females aren't qualified to know the Bible, but a female is just as qualified to be the Vicar of Christ on Earth as I am to be the Vicar of the Virgin Mary.
02:14:45.000 I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
02:14:46.000 So, yeah. Christianity's been under attack for a very long time.
02:14:51.000 And I'm permanently pissed.
02:14:53.000 That said, I wish him a very speedy recovery.
02:14:57.000 I hope he gets well very, very soon.
02:14:58.000 I'm glad that the...
02:14:59.000 that the...
02:15:02.000 Injuries were non-lethal.
02:15:04.000 And yeah, he's a true G. So good luck to him.
02:15:09.000 Hi, Tristan. In the middle of this crypto market, what coins do you think I should invest in?
02:15:21.000 Do you know why I'm so rich in crypto?
02:15:25.000 I'm going to tell you why I'm so rich in crypto.
02:15:28.000 Espresso number two. Fucking excellent, 1775.
02:15:37.000 That's a poor third one. I'll tell you why I'm so fucking rich in crypto.
02:15:42.000 Because I don't try to make money with crypto.
02:15:45.000 I do make money with crypto.
02:15:47.000 I've got the people inside the real world, people inside the war room who give me tips of what to buy.
02:15:51.000 I tend not to share that information in public.
02:15:53.000 But the reason is, over the seven years that crypto has been going strong, over the seven years where...
02:16:01.000 People have been investing in this stuff and buying it and trading it.
02:16:05.000 I've been making loads of real money in the real world.
02:16:09.000 No pun intended.
02:16:12.000 And what I mean by that is this.
02:16:15.000 Six years ago there were nerds who made a bunch of money in Bitcoin.
02:16:20.000 And they would preach against fiat currency.
02:16:22.000 Oh, fiat currency is bad.
02:16:23.000 Crypto is the future. And they were, say, 35 years old.
02:16:27.000 Well, fiat currency very much is still the currency of the world.
02:16:30.000 And they're now 42. They've spent seven years trying to live, pay their bills, finance their lifestyles, pay for their kids' schools on this crypto pump they caught seven years ago.
02:16:43.000 And some of them have enough money to do so.
02:16:45.000 But to sit there and shit on fiat currency as though it's not the currency that currently controls the world, because crypto is the future, just goes to show that you have absolutely no sales skills, no business skills, no real-world skills, and no applicable skills to actually make money besides gambling, besides hoping that when you buy a crypto, it's going to go up.
02:17:06.000 Now, if you make enough money in the real world, Let's say you're making $300,000 a year and you have been for the last seven years.
02:17:18.000 Well then, crypto is very easy.
02:17:20.000 You take $50,000 or $100,000 a year and you buy Bitcoin and ETH and a few things you like.
02:17:27.000 And what happens is, you find yourself very rich in cryptocurrency, as I have found myself.
02:17:33.000 But I have been trying to make money, fiat currency, in lots of different ways for a very long time, and using that money to invest in cryptocurrency.
02:17:42.000 So when you ask me stupid questions like, hey, what coins should I buy to get rich?
02:17:49.000 Why not get rich and then buy coins is my question.
02:17:53.000 Even the chat in this stream of my friends and colleagues and people who watch me and people who I think respect my opinion, even in this chat when people say something stupid like, Fiat's dead.
02:18:05.000 Fiat isn't fucking dead, mate.
02:18:08.000 And it's not going to be dead for a very long time if it dies at all.
02:18:12.000 Sure, crypto's better.
02:18:13.000 Sure, crypto's easier. Sure, crypto's more convenient.
02:18:16.000 Fiat has the US military behind it.
02:18:19.000 And a bunch of nerds with a bunch of coins on the internet are not going to supersede the people who are in charge of the Federal Reserve Bank and thus the US military.
02:18:28.000 No. Fiat certainly isn't dead.
02:18:31.000 And I'll tell you why it's not dead.
02:18:33.000 Because you, who just said that, if I offered to give you $2 million in fiat currency, and I said, well, I'll give it to you, you can have it, but you could never buy crypto with it, would you take it?
02:18:45.000 Of course you fucking would.
02:18:46.000 And you'd be rich forever, because everything in the world, everything you could possibly want to get your hands on, you could buy in fiat currency.
02:18:52.000 So no, fiat currency isn't dead.
02:18:54.000 You may believe crypto is a better system, I may believe crypto is a better system, but you are not more powerful than the US military and the people who hold all the fucking gold reserves.
02:19:03.000 So shut up, make money, buy crypto with the money you make, and buy coins after getting rich.
02:19:10.000 Don't try to get rich by buying coins.
02:19:13.000 It reminds me of that scene in The Wolf of Wall Street, when Matthew McConaughey, I don't know what his character's name is.
02:19:21.000 Coffee number three. This is easy!
02:19:24.000 Why haven't I made my own coffee my whole life?
02:19:26.000 Here we go I'm not sure if I'm going to make it
02:19:54.000 I'm not sure if I'm going to make it I'm not sure if I'm going to make it
02:19:58.000 I'm not sure if I'm going to make it I'm not sure if I'm going to make it
02:20:03.000 when Matthew McConaughey and the Wolf of Wall Street is sitting there saying, look, stockbrokers don't do shit.
02:20:08.000 We don't create anything.
02:20:09.000 We don't build anything.
02:20:11.000 We buy a stock at this price.
02:20:12.000 We sell it at this price. But we don't actually make anything.
02:20:15.000 It's a fugazi. It's a fugazi.
02:20:16.000 We all know the scene. That's most crypto bros who are trying to get rich and catch a pump.
02:20:21.000 You're not actually providing the world with anything.
02:20:24.000 Even if you were to take a business I run, like the real world, an online educational platform, I'm providing the world with an online educational platform, and money is coming in, and from money that I make from running this large tech company, I can then use some to buy crypto.
02:20:38.000 Cool! You're not creating anything just trying to buy shitcoins.
02:20:43.000 So, I would advise you the absolute opposite.
02:20:46.000 I would not advise you on what coins to buy to get rich.
02:20:49.000 I would advise you to get rich and then to buy coins.
02:20:51.000 Because fiat currency is here to fucking stay for a good fucking while.
02:20:55.000 In fact, I'm going to rant a little bit about this.
02:20:57.000 Because I was talking to some girl.
02:20:59.000 Who lives in fucking God knows where.
02:21:01.000 I don't know. But she's a big fan of certain cryptos and crypto communities.
02:21:06.000 And she was saying stupid shit to me about the people who own ETH and the people who own lots of Bitcoin and a lot of the big investors.
02:21:13.000 And they were saying, these people are so rich.
02:21:15.000 They're worth hundreds of billions.
02:21:16.000 They're richer than Jeff Bezos.
02:21:17.000 They're richer than Elon Musk.
02:21:19.000 No, they're not. They have internet coins.
02:21:22.000 And a lot of them, unless they have it in Bitcoin, don't have the exit liquidity to cash out as much as Elon Musk or to cash out as much as Jeff Bezos.
02:21:32.000 It's all theoretical money until you turn it into something real.
02:21:35.000 And I know you crypto guys are going to get mad at me for saying this.
02:21:38.000 Jeff Bezos has the world's largest logistics company in the world.
02:21:42.000 Everybody who sells anything from anywhere on earth can get that object anywhere and sell it through his platform anywhere on the planet.
02:21:50.000 He is richer than someone with an equal value in internet tokens.
02:21:54.000 He would be richer than someone who has 400 billion worth of Dogecoin.
02:21:59.000 Because if you tried to sell the Doge, the price drops massively after you've sold the first few million and then it's not worth the amount you had anymore.
02:22:08.000 Same with Elon Musk. The man owns Tesla.
02:22:11.000 One of the biggest car companies in the world.
02:22:13.000 The best new car company for sure.
02:22:15.000 The biggest new car company for sure.
02:22:17.000 He's sending rockets to space.
02:22:18.000 He owns factories.
02:22:21.000 Well, this guy's rich in Elon Musk.
02:22:22.000 He's a bunch of internet tokens.
02:22:23.000 No, he isn't.
02:22:25.000 Because if the internet token drops, he hasn't got shit.
02:22:28.000 It's all a big circle jerk.
02:22:30.000 And everyone in crypto loves to pretend that these people who came up with the cryptocurrencies are geniuses and this project's great and let's jerk this guy off and let's jerk that guy off.
02:22:39.000 He's such a revolutionary.
02:22:42.000 I will give the title of genius to whoever the man who created Bitcoin was.
02:22:48.000 Incredibly smart idea.
02:22:49.000 Incredibly well placed.
02:22:51.000 Incredibly well timed.
02:22:52.000 Incredibly well done. No one else after that is a genius.
02:22:56.000 You're jumping on the bandwagon.
02:22:58.000 So no. You have to provide value to the real world.
02:23:02.000 Do some copywriting. Mow some fucking grass.
02:23:05.000 Cut someone's hedges. Go work at McDonald's.
02:23:08.000 Use the money. Invest in crypto.
02:23:09.000 Don't try to get rich from crypto alone.
02:23:13.000 Hey Tristan! Espresso number three.
02:23:17.000 What do you think about the recent attack from Iran on Israel?
02:23:26.000 Let's delete the country names for a second.
02:23:29.000 Let's erase the country names so we're not talking about Iran or Israel.
02:23:37.000 It reminded me of a scene in the movie Gladiator.
02:23:42.000 At the very beginning, when they're campaigning in Germania, and Maximus is standing there with his captain, Quintus, and all the Germans come out of the woods against this bigger, more organized, better organized Roman army.
02:23:58.000 And Quintus looks at Maximus, he says, people should know when they're conquered.
02:24:03.000 And Maximus looks at him and says, would you, Quintus?
02:24:06.000 Would I? As in, if someone was trying to attack your home, What would you do?
02:24:12.000 You wouldn't just surrender because, oh, the Romans are here and let's surrender.
02:24:16.000 And the Romans didn't surrender.
02:24:17.000 They fought the barbarians until they were wiped out.
02:24:20.000 1468. So anyway...
02:24:25.000 Let's erase the names of the countries when talking about this Iran and Israel thing, and it's not that I'm afraid of saying the names of the countries.
02:24:31.000 I have 20,000 people watching me right now, and you're all from different nations in the world.
02:24:36.000 Here is my question to you.
02:24:38.000 I don't care if you're Israeli, I don't care if you're Iranian, Chinese, Japanese, Brazilian, American, or British.
02:24:45.000 I don't care where you are from.
02:24:46.000 My question to you would be this.
02:24:49.000 What would you do if a country...
02:24:54.000 Attacked your consulate building and murdered prominent members of your government.
02:25:02.000 What should the reaction be?
02:25:06.000 Do you not react?
02:25:09.000 It's an important question.
02:25:10.000 You are British.
02:25:12.000 The consulate building in Paris with a bunch of prominent members of the British military and the British judiciary and government etc are in the Paris Consulate.
02:25:26.000 And... Mongolia...
02:25:28.000 Blows it up.
02:25:31.000 Murdering British people.
02:25:34.000 Would you as a British man say, ah, well, let's not retaliate.
02:25:37.000 Or would you think...
02:25:39.000 Fuck Mongolia.
02:25:40.000 I'm going to go and bomb Ulaanbaatar...
02:25:43.000 As retribution.
02:25:45.000 To show that I'm not a pussy.
02:25:47.000 And to show that I'm not a walkover.
02:25:48.000 I am going to go...
02:25:51.000 And make sure that I respond to what the Mongolians did to us British here in Paris.
02:25:56.000 Now that's a hypothetical situation.
02:25:58.000 However, that's exactly what happened.
02:26:02.000 Whether you like Israel, whether you like Iran, whether you hate both, whether you like both.
02:26:08.000 Prominent members of the Iranian regime were killed at an Iranian consulate building in Iraq, and the Israelis took credit for the attack.
02:26:20.000 What would you do? What do you think your country should do?
02:26:25.000 Would you, Quintus?
02:26:26.000 Would I? People should know when they're conquered.
02:26:28.000 No, I believe that people should...
02:26:32.000 I believe that people should defend their own nation when their nation is attacked.
02:26:44.000 Not just that they should, but they...
02:26:49.000 I certainly have the right to.
02:26:52.000 I want to make a clarification here because I tend not to mention cryptocurrencies I'm invested in, but I mentioned Venom Network on a podcast maybe a few weeks ago because I believed it was a new and exciting project.
02:27:08.000 A new and exciting chain.
02:27:09.000 And I just want to clear something up.
02:27:11.000 Because I didn't mean that clip to go as viral as it went.
02:27:16.000 And what I found is a bunch of scammers are trying to jump on the bandwagon.
02:27:21.000 When I said Venom Network, I was talking about Venom, the chain.
02:27:26.000 Now, I believe Andrew has clarified this on X. If not, I will after this podcast.
02:27:31.000 Scammers are now making coins called Venom on the Ethereum network, on the Solana network.
02:27:39.000 They're making coins called TopG likes Venom, Tristan has Venom on the Solana chain and trying to sell them to easily tricked people using that clip from the podcast where I said I like Venom network.
02:27:54.000 No, I don't control Venom network.
02:27:57.000 It's not me. It's certainly not on the Solana chain.
02:28:01.000 It's not an Ethereum meme coin.
02:28:03.000 It's something completely different.
02:28:05.000 I said I liked it.
02:28:07.000 Don't fall for scammers.
02:28:09.000 And I want to clarify that now.
02:28:11.000 And I'm actually kind of upset I need to clarify that.
02:28:15.000 Because people are really dickheads.
02:28:17.000 I could say anything and people make a coin out of it.
02:28:20.000 And try to say, well, Tristan popped the coin because he said this.
02:28:24.000 Very, very stupid.
02:28:26.000 So be careful what you invest in.
02:28:31.000 Let's get a bit more light-hard.
02:28:33.000 Click, click.
02:28:35.000 Hi Tristan!
02:28:45.000 Who should play you in a movie?
02:28:47.000 Bye.
02:28:48.000 If a movie is made about my life, I would like a black female actress to play me.
02:28:52.000 Question answered. DEI. It's important.
02:28:59.000 Back to seriousness. Hi, Tristan.
02:29:04.000 What do you think about all the people who were stabbed at the Sydney Shopping Centre?
02:29:07.000 What do you think about the attacker and his motivations?
02:29:12.000 How can we prevent this from happening?
02:29:15.000 Well, I will tell you how we prevent this from happening.
02:29:17.000 Because obviously... Islamic terrorism does exist.
02:29:22.000 Backwards people from the third world who claim to be Muslims do commit terrorist attacks.
02:29:26.000 This was not an Islamic terror attack, despite everyone jumping on X five minutes afterwards and saying it was.
02:29:33.000 Backwards losers from all sorts of third world countries commit all sorts of atrocities in the names of all sorts of religions.
02:29:41.000 If you don't believe me, look up the genocide in Rwanda.
02:29:44.000 Look it up. Rwanda genocide.
02:29:46.000 Look it up. Christians killing Christians, murdering women and children.
02:29:49.000 Third world uneducated people, unfortunately, are capable of heinous things.
02:29:55.000 But what do I think about the Sydney shopping center attack and the stabbings?
02:29:59.000 Well, I actually saw a clip that made me very sad.
02:30:03.000 It was the dead attacker's father.
02:30:06.000 And the father seemed like a...
02:30:09.000 Very decent man, I will say.
02:30:12.000 The father seemed like a very decent man.
02:30:19.000 And this decent man was crying on television.
02:30:22.000 And he essentially said, look...
02:30:25.000 I don't know what to tell you.
02:30:27.000 You're here for answers, and you're here for me to explain something about what my son did.
02:30:32.000 I don't understand it.
02:30:34.000 I'm so, so sorry this has happened.
02:30:36.000 I'm so sorry to the victims, but I can't make sense of it.
02:30:41.000 And then a reporter asked him, do you think there's a reason why he targeted women?
02:30:47.000 I'm not sure who saw this clip.
02:30:49.000 Is this three or four?
02:30:54.000 Fucking excellent. 1775.
02:30:58.000 Is there a reason he targeted women?
02:31:01.000 Empty coffee grounds.
02:31:04.000 Have I drank all the coffee in the machine?
02:31:08.000 Anyway. And he said yes.
02:31:11.000 My son can't get a girlfriend.
02:31:14.000 Emotionally very weird.
02:31:16.000 Special needs guy.
02:31:18.000 Can't get a girlfriend.
02:31:19.000 He's mad at women. That's why he went around attacking women.
02:31:22.000 So... Let's look at school shooters, because school shooters I believe to be a very similar thing.
02:31:29.000 I believe it to be sexually frustrated Sexual frustration motivating terrorism.
02:31:37.000 Which is a real thing.
02:31:38.000 When you hate women, when you are sexually frustrated with male and female dynamics in this world, and you for some reason can't stand women, which is horrible that people accuse me of being someone who hates women when I love women, then these psychopaths, like the psychopath who stabbed up Maude Sidney, and the psychopath who shoots up his skull in the United States, usually are motivated by the fact that they can't get women and women don't like them.
02:32:00.000 Well, unfortunately you can't make...
02:32:04.000 Knives illegal.
02:32:07.000 Because knives are everywhere and have been everywhere for thousands of years.
02:32:11.000 So how does Australia deal with this problem?
02:32:15.000 Well, if you teach men to be emotionally weak, lash out to their emotional needs, cry when they feel like crying, then you're going to get psychopaths who are frustrated with the world.
02:32:28.000 When you're going to teach men it's okay to be weak, when you're going to teach men it's okay to be small and skinny and scrawny and broke, and you should be loved and respected anyway, they're going to get no attention from women, they're going to get no love from females, and these are the types of psychopaths that lash out.
02:32:45.000 Nobody like me has ever committed a school shooting.
02:32:48.000 Nobody like me has ever committed a piece of shit, heinous attack like this.
02:32:53.000 And Australia will spend their money preaching against people like me and Andrew, because we say men should be strong and men should be masculine, as though that's the danger to society.
02:33:04.000 But it fucking isn't.
02:33:07.000 It absolutely is not the danger to society.
02:33:10.000 The danger to society is the men who are all like the people of the Australian government want men to be like.
02:33:18.000 No man like me ever wakes up and says, oh man, I've got loads of money, I'm successful, women adore me, women want to marry me and have kids with me, and I'm...
02:33:28.000 You know, strong and I've got nice suits and Ferraris.
02:33:32.000 I know I'm gonna go and shoot up my school or go and stab a bunch of women.
02:33:37.000 It doesn't happen.
02:33:39.000 So I think what Australia needs to do, Australian government, if you're listening to me, is reverse your stupid rhetoric of men should be weak, men should be emotionally led, men should cry when they need to cry.
02:33:52.000 I need more coffee granules in my machine so I can keep overdosing on coffee, please.
02:33:55.000 Thank you very much. There are some?
02:33:58.000 It says empty coffee grounds.
02:34:00.000 Oh, you have to empty the machine.
02:34:02.000 Bro, I don't know how to do this.
02:34:04.000 See, I knew there was a reason why I don't make my own coffee.
02:34:06.000 Thanks, bro. Appreciate it.
02:34:07.000 Now I get it. I thought there was coffee in this bitch.
02:34:11.000 So, let this be a lesson to countries like the United Kingdom.
02:34:15.000 Countries like the United Kingdom that have emotionally led weaklings out there stabbing each other over territory.
02:34:23.000 Stabbing each other over who could sell the most drugs.
02:34:26.000 Lashing out. Yeah, England, do not do what Australia does.
02:34:31.000 Stop preaching that Andrew is somehow a dangerous influence on young men for teaching them to be stoic, be strong, go to the gym, worship God, take care of their families, just because he said women can't drive.
02:34:42.000 I advise you to encourage strength in men, to encourage stoicism, to encourage physical capability, and you'll have a lot less of these psychopathic weaklings lashing out at women and against anyone else.
02:34:59.000 Speaking of which, I'm going to give an honorable mention today to somebody who a lot of you are criticizing and a lot of you have said I shouldn't give an honorable mention to.
02:35:11.000 But, this question came in.
02:35:14.000 Hey Tristan, how you doing? What do you think of Mark Zuckerberg's recent physical transformation and the fact that he's training hard and hanging out with UFC fighters?
02:35:27.000 Listen, Mark Zuckerberg doesn't have to like me for me to give credit where credit is due.
02:35:35.000 I want you to understand this.
02:35:37.000 You may hate Mark Zuckerberg for banning certain of your favorite influencers on his platforms.
02:35:42.000 You may dislike his censorship, and you may dislike all of this.
02:35:48.000 However... You can't say that a prominent figure in what I would conventionally call nerd culture, getting strong and fit and caring about learning jiu-jitsu and learning how to fight is somehow a negative thing.
02:36:04.000 Mark Zuckerberg was the poster child maybe a decade ago.
02:36:08.000 For all the people who would say stupid things like, it doesn't matter if you're strong and manly.
02:36:14.000 It doesn't matter if you know how to fight.
02:36:15.000 If you get rich, look at Mark Zuckerberg.
02:36:18.000 Mark Zuckerberg.
02:36:20.000 Came to the realization of his own accord that, you know what?
02:36:23.000 Yeah, I'm rich as fuck.
02:36:25.000 But now I want to be strong.
02:36:26.000 Now I want to be fit. Now I want to learn how to fight.
02:36:29.000 Because no matter how rich you are, that's always important.
02:36:32.000 So to the people when I was saying 10 years ago, when I had a very small channel on that platform that banned me.
02:36:39.000 And I used to say, you know, because I had a bit of money.
02:36:42.000 Men need to be strong and fit and learn how to protect themselves and blah, blah, blah.
02:36:45.000 All the haters filled with cope who would type things to me like,
02:36:48.000 well, billionaires don't need to do any of that.
02:36:50.000 You're just poor.
02:36:51.000 Mark Zuckerberg, Mark Zuckerberg, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
02:36:53.000 Need to shut the fuck up now.
02:36:55.000 They need to shut the fuck up because Mark Zuckerberg has obviously come to the conclusion
02:36:58.000 that being strong and fit and manly and athletic is a positive thing.
02:37:03.000 He's probably increased his lifespan by 10 to 15 years.
02:37:06.000 And because of who he is and because of his following has probably inspired
02:37:10.000 thousands of others to do the exact same thing.
02:37:13.000 The computer programmers, the nerds, the dorps of the world with their skinny necks and their Reddit accounts and their lives that they live online, hopefully have been inspired by Mark Zuckerberg's transformation and thought, I'm gonna get out there and in my spare time, instead of jerking off, I'm gonna do some jiu-jitsu myself.
02:37:30.000 I'm gonna learn some boxing.
02:37:31.000 I'm gonna lift a few weights.
02:37:32.000 I'm gonna strengthen my muscles.
02:37:34.000 I'm gonna build up my body.
02:37:36.000 So credit where credit is due to Mark Zuckerberg.
02:37:40.000 Yeah, I know. Even the chat.
02:37:42.000 How can you get mad at Mark Zuckerberg?
02:37:44.000 Blah, blah, blah. He banned you.
02:37:46.000 He did, but...
02:37:48.000 Oh, well. You know?
02:37:51.000 I gave credit to Adele when she lost a bunch of weight, when she used to be a fatty.
02:37:55.000 And she used to be like, well, I like being fat.
02:37:57.000 Fat's good. I like food, blah, blah, blah.
02:38:00.000 She obviously got her act together and thought, oh, wow, well, this isn't good to be fat.
02:38:05.000 I don't want to die at 51 years old of a heart attack.
02:38:07.000 What I want to do is be thin and be prettier and be more attractive and be more respected because, you know, the hard work gets appreciated.
02:38:14.000 And she lost a bunch of weight, and I actually gave her credit.
02:38:16.000 She probably hates my ass if she knows who I am, too.
02:38:19.000 But good for her. However, Adele should learn from Zuckerberg, who's out there saying this is a very cool and important thing to do.
02:38:27.000 And Adele should actually, you know, say being fat sucked and I'm happier now.
02:38:35.000 But I'm not sure her handlers will allow her to do that.
02:38:40.000 I'm not sure her handlers will allow her to do that.
02:38:44.000 Now, another question I'm getting is about the real world, and I'm not going to push the real world or talk too much about it.
02:38:49.000 You all know what it is. But a few people from different countries are saying, my country can't buy the real world.
02:38:58.000 Your country can't buy the real world.
02:38:59.000 I'm not going to name the countries, but some people in certain countries are having problems buying the real world.
02:39:03.000 And my advice to you is this.
02:39:07.000 Tell everyone else in your country to stop being credit card cloning scamming pieces of shit and then you won't have this problem.
02:39:17.000 Do you understand what I'm saying?
02:39:19.000 If your country happens to be a credit and debit card fraud hotspot of Earth, then sadly payment processors like the one who handles the payment processing for the real world aren't going to accept your credit cards.
02:39:36.000 Maybe, just maybe, you should have a talk with all of your fellow countrymen and tell them to stop being fucking criminals.
02:39:44.000 And when they stop, then you'll be able to use your debit card to purchase the real world.
02:39:50.000 Think about it. But I think you can actually also buy it in crypto.
02:39:55.000 Check out the payment options.
02:39:56.000 But that's not my problem if your country can't use your credit cards to buy shit.
02:40:01.000 That is your country's problem and I can fix that.
02:40:05.000 Because the moment I, sorry, now I'm pissed.
02:40:08.000 Because the moment, espresso, the moment I say, oh it's fine, I'll talk to my payment processors and make it work.
02:40:16.000 All of the people in your country will start fucking scamming me with fake cards.
02:40:21.000 I don't need it Espresso number five. Whoa
02:40:40.000 Ooh You
02:40:44.000 Thank you for watching.
02:40:48.000 Feeling good.
02:40:50.000 70 to 75 coffee.
02:40:51.000 It's good shit.
02:40:53.000 Hi Tristim, what are your opinions on bullying?
02:41:07.000 I'm not sure.
02:41:09.000 I'm not sure.
02:41:11.000 Thank you.
02:41:16.000 Bullying's been given a bad name recently.
02:41:18.000 And I am actually, before anyone attacks me and before I get put in the newspapers
02:41:28.000 as the most hated man in the world, I am actually anti-bullying.
02:41:33.000 I don't believe if you have power over another person, you should bully them.
02:41:37.000 If you're their boss, you shouldn't bully employees.
02:41:41.000 If you are able-bodied, you should not bully the disabled.
02:41:44.000 If you're much bigger and stronger than somebody, you should not bully someone much physically weaker than you.
02:41:51.000 No! Bullying in that sense, using your power to inflict suffering on others, isn't okay.
02:42:00.000 And when I see people bullying disabled kids or, I don't know, ganging up on people in gangs of five or six to beat up some kid at school, I really, truthfully, hope they all die.
02:42:12.000 I literally hope they die in the most painful way possible.
02:42:15.000 If you're picking on a disabled kid...
02:42:17.000 I truly hope that you get cancer and die, and I mean that.
02:42:20.000 And I don't care how much that blows up in my face.
02:42:23.000 I don't care if some bully who's been bullying disabled kids gets diagnosed with cancer after this podcast, and everyone's like, well, Tristan said that he hopes he gets cancer.
02:42:32.000 Yes. Yes, I'm glad he has it, and I hope he dies.
02:42:35.000 However, however, too many things are labeled as bullying nowadays.
02:42:41.000 Way too many things are labeled as bullying.
02:42:44.000 And a little bit of bullying I think is perfectly fine.
02:42:48.000 There is a man who lives in this house.
02:42:50.000 I won't say Bailey's name because I don't want to embarrass him.
02:42:54.000 But Bailey has a bit of a skinny neck.
02:42:59.000 And it was noticed by a few people in this house.
02:43:02.000 And Bailey now, because we keep making jokes about his skinny neck, does a thousand neck curls a day.
02:43:11.000 Now what Bayley didn't do is lock himself in the room and cut himself and cry and threaten to leave and threaten suicide because we bullied him.
02:43:23.000 What he did was he thought, ah, okay.
02:43:26.000 The guys are giving me shit because my neck's skinny.
02:43:28.000 I'm gonna make my neck bigger.
02:43:30.000 I've been in good shape.
02:43:31.000 I've been in bad shape. And when I'm five, six, seven kilos overweight, Andrew looks at me and says, Tristan, you're a fat fuck.
02:43:37.000 I'm like, shit, yeah.
02:43:39.000 I need to get back into shape.
02:43:40.000 I don't cry and kill myself and threaten suicide and be a little dickhead about it.
02:43:46.000 A little bit of bullying...
02:43:49.000 A little bit of bullying goes a long way.
02:43:51.000 And I think as men especially, that we should be able to take it.
02:43:56.000 I believe if your friend's too skinny, call him fucking pencil neck.
02:44:00.000 Tell him he's got skinny legs and skinny arms.
02:44:02.000 If your friend's too fat, call him a fat ass.
02:44:05.000 And if you're good enough friends, then you should be able to make these kind of jokes.
02:44:10.000 And I feel like it inspires people to do better.
02:44:13.000 And it's not really bullying.
02:44:16.000 You know? So bullying in the workplace, my house is essentially one giant workplace.
02:44:22.000 There's not a single person who's in my house who doesn't do business with me or work with me in one way or another.
02:44:28.000 Do I believe that us making fun of each other makes us stronger and makes us better?
02:44:35.000 Yes, absolutely. I do.
02:44:36.000 And I will never stop bullying my friends and I hope they never stop bullying me.
02:44:40.000 It's fine. Even over things I can't help.
02:44:43.000 Obviously I have an awesome, awesome natural hairline.
02:44:47.000 My hair's not falling out at all, but my friends bully me because of it.
02:44:51.000 What am I going to do? Cry? Who gives a shit?
02:44:54.000 I'm 35 years old and my hair's thinner than it was when I was 21.
02:44:57.000 Who cares? It's fine.
02:44:59.000 Make fun of me all you like. Yeah, bullying's been given a bad name.
02:45:05.000 Can the admin ban the guy who just said...
02:45:09.000 You'll see him admin. You'll see him Quick super chat who is my favorite Australian fighter
02:45:21.000 Enter.
02:45:21.000 I'm...
02:45:25.000 Alexander Volkanovski.
02:45:27.000 I believe that's how you say it. I think he's a hero.
02:45:30.000 Never says no to a fight. He's absolutely awesome.
02:45:31.000 He is my favorite Australian fighter.
02:45:33.000 Random question, but you kept spamming it and you were very incessant.
02:45:37.000 So I'm going to answer you.
02:45:39.000 Tristan, would you ever move back to America?
02:45:42.000 So we're coming full circle here.
02:45:45.000 Because my first question that I got asked about whether or not I should join the American military by that relatively smart young man who decided to ask the question.
02:45:55.000 It's all about who's in charge.
02:45:58.000 It's like, hey, Tristan, would you ever ride the bus now?
02:46:02.000 Of course you think I'll say no.
02:46:05.000 But what bus is it? Is it a luxurious tour bus driven by an incredibly safe driver driving to an awesome destination?
02:46:13.000 Sure. Me and my boys will get on the tour bus and we'll drive to the awesome destination with the awesome driver and that's fine.
02:46:20.000 Would I get on the public transport bus driven by a drunk driving to a shithole?
02:46:26.000 No. So will I ever move back to America?
02:46:29.000 All depends on what you're talking about, America.
02:46:32.000 Will I ever move back to Trump's America?
02:46:35.000 Yes. Will I ever move back to a great America?
02:46:39.000 Yes. I would never ever ever ever ever move to America in the state it's in now under the leadership it has now and that's just the way it is but you know America everything is cyclical and I believe that politics will swing a different way eventually and I do believe that I will one day be able to at least look at America and think yes I would like to live there again because I am sometimes sometimes optimistic rarely So, yeah. Fay Rose for the kids.
02:47:38.000 Love you guys. Thank you. Yeah, all Super Chats, as you know, is giving to the, uh...
02:47:46.000 All Super Chats goes to charity.
02:47:48.000 We don't necessarily need to track it, but we give so much money to charity, the Super Chats that come in are far less than the amount that we give away.
02:47:54.000 So yeah, this helps fund our charity activities.
02:47:56.000 I find this is a very useful question.
02:47:59.000 Dan Ben Yosef, is there anything you would like to tell your IDF Soldier fans?
02:48:04.000 Yes, we exist, regardless of the opinions and activity of you and Andrew.
02:48:08.000 Yes, we exist. I understand fully well the way that military conscription works in most countries.
02:48:14.000 I understand that in Poland and Slovakia and Israel, a level of service in the military is required.
02:48:21.000 I understand that you may not necessarily have had a choice to join the IDF. I understand that it may have been a good career and you've signed up to the IDF. Yeah, I get that we may disagree ideologically with your government.
02:48:34.000 But the thing is about people, and I'm speaking to you directly, my friend.
02:48:38.000 The thing is about people is the world is a very nuanced and complicated place.
02:48:44.000 And I would say that I am not your enemy and I am nobody's enemy.
02:48:51.000 I don't know what your political beliefs are.
02:48:53.000 I don't know if you like your government or if you support what your military are doing, but I certainly do not.
02:48:59.000 Just as I have fans and friends from Ukraine, whose government I do not support, just as I have people in the war room from Palestine, Israel, Ukraine, Russia who do not appreciate or respect what each other's governments are doing.
02:49:16.000 I feel like if you're watching me for the tenets that I preach, be true to your masculine imperatives, make money, be strong, be fit, then there's no reason why you can't be a fan of me and be part of any single military in the world.
02:49:33.000 The world's a tricky place.
02:49:36.000 But I understand there are lots of people who watch me who disagree with me on many things.
02:49:42.000 I understand that there are Christian conservatives who watch me who disagree with the fact that I used to run my streaming studio.
02:49:48.000 So I understand that there are people in the IDF or from Israel who will watch me and Andrew, who will watch us condemn the actions of their government and their military, who perhaps agree with other things we say.
02:50:00.000 I don't know what else to tell you.
02:50:02.000 But I appreciate you tuning in, as I appreciate all of my fans and all of my followers from tuning in, as always.
02:50:08.000 But no, I do not agree with what your government is doing.
02:50:11.000 I don't. And if you do, that's your prerogative and your business.
02:50:16.000 But I don't.
02:50:17.000 So it is what it is, my friend.
02:50:23.000 I'm going to end with this question.
02:50:29.000 Which was asked me on X. What is this?
02:50:31.000 What espresso number is this?
02:50:33.000 Gotta get a few more espressos done.
02:50:39.000 Number five.
02:50:48.000 Good. Fifth espresso.
02:50:52.000 Let's run the sixth one.
02:50:54.000 I'm going to do the same thing on the other side.
02:50:56.000 I'm going to do the same thing on the other side.
02:50:58.000 Number of...
02:51:27.000 Espresso number 6 tons, 17.75 coffee.
02:51:30.000 Fucking excellent. Good shit.
02:51:33.000 Hi, Tristan. Work hard, but don't work too hard that you forget to enjoy your life is something that you've said on previous podcasts.
02:51:41.000 How do you enjoy your life if you stress about not being where you want to be?
02:51:46.000 Well, look around at all you have.
02:51:49.000 It's very, very simple. Let's take me as an example.
02:51:52.000 Am I where I want to be right now?
02:51:55.000 I want to be richer. I want to be more successful.
02:51:57.000 I want the corrupt police forces of this country to stop trying to say I'm a fucking criminal when I'm not.
02:52:03.000 I'd love all these things to happen.
02:52:05.000 However, I understand that right now, those things are not happening.
02:52:09.000 So right now, I do have jackasses sitting in offices trying to prove I'm a criminal somehow, screaming at my ex-girlfriends, trying to say that they're somehow my victim because I paid their rent.
02:52:20.000 But, I don't let it get to me.
02:52:24.000 What's annoyed my haters and my enemies the absolute most throughout this attack on me is how much I seemingly don't seem to give a shit.
02:52:34.000 And I don't. And you have problems in your life.
02:52:37.000 I don't know who asked this question.
02:52:39.000 You are not where you want to be.
02:52:41.000 I don't know if that's financial.
02:52:42.000 I don't know if that's in your relationships.
02:52:43.000 I don't know if that's physically. I don't know if that's in your physique or your strength or whatever attribute you're trying to strive for that you don't currently have.
02:52:52.000 But let's not forget how good things are.
02:52:54.000 You are not in Gaza.
02:52:55.000 You are not in Yemen.
02:52:57.000 You are, in a first world country probably, watching me on the internet right now, warm, not freezing, not starving, you probably got your parents, you probably got brothers and sisters, you probably got kids, your family probably aren't dying of some weird infectious disease like Ebola.
02:53:14.000 So let's not forget how good things are.
02:53:16.000 So it's very easy to enjoy life.
02:53:18.000 You just have to look at the positives instead of focusing on the negatives.
02:53:21.000 And I know that sounds like very, very simple advice, but it's not that simple because ignoring the negatives and not letting them upset you is an incredibly difficult thing to do, an incredibly difficult skill to learn.
02:53:34.000 But I have learned it.
02:53:39.000 So I'm going to finish my sixth espresso, reminding everyone who joined me on today's Cigar Evening.
02:53:45.000 To go to rumble.com forward slash 1775, I believe that's the link.
02:53:49.000 I've got the hiccups because I've drank six espressos so far.
02:53:55.000 Advising all my young fans not to engage in six espresso per hour drinking.
02:53:59.000 This is for professionals only.
02:54:00.000 professional coffee for a professional man.
02:54:03.000 And as you know, if you want interaction with me, if you want me to see your messages,
02:54:15.000 I do reply to people who buy 1775 coffee, people who post the fire blood challenge when I see it.
02:54:21.000 So if you want to get my attention in some way, start drinking the Coffee of Champions.
02:54:24.000 Start drinking Fireblood.
02:54:27.000 And I'm probably going to notice you more than I would otherwise.
02:54:30.000 But to revert to the beginning of this cigar night, I will say, don't send me stupid messages.
02:54:38.000 Because I don't like them.
02:54:40.000 And I'm going to leave it at that. Good night ladies and gentlemen.
02:54:43.000 See you next time. No!