Tate Speech - August 26, 2025


CIGAR NIGHT Q&A WITH TRISTAN TATE | EP.18


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In this episode of Cigar Talk, I discuss my thoughts on Masterchef and why it's a bad idea to outsource your opinions to other people. I also talk about why I don't like it when people outsource their opinions to others.

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00:19:16.000 Maybe you can never turn the road.
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00:19:44.000 I will never turn the road.
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00:43:02.000 That's the way it is, never to be a new one, never to be a new one, never to be a new one,
00:43:18.000 never to be a new one, never to be a new one, never to be a new one, never to be a new one,
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01:39:38.000 Maybe you can never turn back.
01:39:42.000 Never mind.
01:39:43.000 I know what the right world will do.
01:39:53.000 Never mind.
01:39:54.000 Thank you.
01:40:05.000 I know what you will do.
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01:59:10.000 Thank you.
01:59:36.000 And we are live, I think.
01:59:38.000 I'm going to wait 30 seconds for my screen to catch up.
01:59:40.000 And I'm going to start writing down some of your questions that you've been asking me in the chat.
01:59:45.000 Because I haven't done one of these in a very long time.
01:59:49.000 So there's lots of questions that people are asking me about recent events that they'd like me to chime in on.
01:59:55.000 So I'm going to wait a few seconds.
01:59:58.000 Light my cigar.
01:59:59.000 I'm not going to talk about my cigar today.
02:00:01.000 People don't actually come here for the cigar reviews, do they?
02:00:04.000 They come to listen to me talk.
02:00:06.000 And I have a very important subject to talk about today.
02:00:09.000 And yes, I know with everything going on, the very important topic which is going to blow your mind is the topic of the British television show MasterChef.
02:00:18.000 I need to speak about MasterChef for about five minutes.
02:00:21.000 Give it a good long run because what's going on with the hosts of MasterChef is very telling and very destructive to our society.
02:00:34.000 and I wish to address that.
02:00:53.000 No label.
02:00:57.000 No fancy plug.
02:00:58.000 You know, I plug all these cigars and they talk about how good these various cigars are as I smoke them.
02:01:04.000 These niggas should be paying me. 1.00
02:01:06.000 They really should be paying me something.
02:01:08.000 But they're not.
02:01:09.000 So it's fine.
02:01:10.000 I'm going to keep it simple from now on.
02:01:11.000 Thank you.
02:01:17.000 So what I'm going to do first of all, while you're thinking of what to ask me about and what to talk to me about, I'm going to run through some questions I got on X. And give you some very brief answers so you know where I stand on them.
02:01:31.000 Because it's tricky, living my life.
02:01:33.000 No matter what happens, whether it be some drama on one of the streaming platforms or a major political incident, everyone spams me.
02:01:42.000 Tristan, what do you think about this?
02:01:43.000 Tristan, what do you think about this?
02:01:45.000 And I feel like this is the best way to address all the questions because as and when I address these things, the clips end up being reposted and shared everywhere and everybody knows where I stand.
02:01:55.000 But I don't understand what it is about Andrew and I. that people care so much when we weigh in on situations that aren't necessarily to do with us or aren't necessarily to do with our areas of expertise.
02:02:09.000 And I think it's interesting because a lot of people in the world, and I'd advise you against this, they outsource their opinions to other people.
02:02:21.000 They like Andrew and myself.
02:02:24.000 You like Andrew and myself.
02:02:25.000 I assume you do because you're watching my podcast.
02:02:28.000 And what you do is when you have something come up that makes you think you want to know what I think first.
02:02:35.000 I would advise you against that.
02:02:36.000 I would form my own opinions first.
02:02:39.000 I would look at the situation as objectively as I can and try to come to conclusions within my own mind.
02:02:45.000 And then and only then.
02:02:46.000 then would I challenge my own opinions by listening to people I respect and people I admire talk about the exact same situations.
02:02:54.000 So, first and foremost, I want to not apologize, I never apologize.
02:03:01.000 I want to clarify something I put on X the other day because I've had lots of questions about this.
02:03:07.000 And one of them actually came from a 45-year-old mother living in the United Kingdom, saying, are you sure this is a good thing to post?
02:03:14.000 You know, my sons watch you.
02:03:16.000 And it was a simple post.
02:03:18.000 I said something along the lines of, I have a bad credit rating.
02:03:23.000 I've got a bad credit.
02:03:24.000 I burned it when I was younger. 0.97
02:03:26.000 I'm a real nigger. 1.00
02:03:27.000 Fuck the system. 1.00
02:03:28.000 So that was not, I'll clarify, financial advice. 0.99
02:03:34.000 I have used and needed my credit rating at some points in my life to get mobile phone contracts, which I obviously didn't pay, hence my credit being burned.
02:03:44.000 no it wasn't financial advice what i was trying to get across young men if you think you're going to ruin your credit rating and send me a screenshot to try to impress me don't do that what i was trying to get across is that i've moved so far past the need for a credit rating now that i find it kind of funny and just have it as a badge of honor.
02:04:05.000 If I ever run a credit checker myself, I wouldn't be able to borrow 50 bucks from any bank in the world.
02:04:09.000 I wouldn't be able to get a cell phone contract.
02:04:11.000 I would not be able to buy a car on finance payments.
02:04:15.000 That would all be impossible.
02:04:16.000 And it's only because I've moved so far beyond it, I can just buy things outright and I have cash, I guess.
02:04:26.000 If you want to call it cash, whatever form it is, I'm not going to specify too hard on this podcast.
02:04:31.000 Because I have cash, I can buy whatever I like. 0.98
02:04:33.000 So yeah, that isn't financial advice, and I don't expect fans of mine to burn your credit ratings and be like, fuck the system. 0.91
02:04:40.000 You may need that in the future. 0.93
02:04:42.000 You know, I'm glad this mother sent me this message because the problem is a lot of people will read jokes, which that was, that was a joke, and take it as some sort of gospel.
02:04:58.000 And you should avoid doing that with absolutely everybody because everybody's life circumstances are very different.
02:05:05.000 And if I make a joke, that does not mean that you have to emulate me in everything I do, including having bad credit.
02:05:11.000 Plus, I'm black, so the thing is, I don't want to lose my black card, and I already dressed too white.
02:05:19.000 I speak too white. 0.56
02:05:21.000 I hang around with Nigel, who is the arbiter of black cards.
02:05:25.000 He's older than me.
02:05:26.000 I respect him a lot.
02:05:27.000 He's blacker than me. 0.95
02:05:28.000 And he could take my black card away at any moment. 0.90
02:05:31.000 So I don't want a good credit rating because it might wipe me up a bit too much.
02:05:35.000 Not Marcel.
02:05:36.000 Chat, don't say Marcel.
02:05:38.000 I'm not sure Marcel even has his own black card himself.
02:05:43.000 Just saying.
02:05:44.000 I mean, he's a black man, right? 0.96
02:05:47.000 But he doesn't eat chicken wings or chicken legs or chicken thighs. 0.96
02:05:53.000 He will only eat chicken breast.
02:05:56.000 Now, I like.
02:05:57.000 to call him La Dida Marcel because he picks the tomatoes out of his burgers.
02:06:01.000 Oh no wait I only eat chicken breast I don't want any chicken legs and and and wings and and thighs. 0.97
02:06:08.000 What kind of black man does that? 0.98
02:06:10.000 I'm not even sure Marcel has a black card. 0.99
02:06:12.000 Don't type Marcel in the chat.
02:06:14.000 I'm not sure he holds his own black card and he's younger than me.
02:06:19.000 He's my little mixed race brother.
02:06:22.000 He's mixed race at best. 1.00
02:06:24.000 Hot chocolate.
02:06:25.000 He drinks hot chocolate.
02:06:26.000 So no, he's not in control of who gets the black card.
02:06:29.000 Nigel has the vote.
02:06:30.000 So I like my bad credit rating. 0.90
02:06:32.000 Because along with my jail sentence, you know, the baby mamas, I am quite black. 0.96
02:06:38.000 So I don't need good credit fucking this game up for me. 0.97
02:06:42.000 Which leads me to another question I got.
02:06:44.000 I'm going to try and make them all roll into each other today. 0.98
02:06:48.000 Someone asked me the very stupid question of, where is it? 1.00
02:06:55.000 Do I like being black or do I wish I were white? 1.00
02:06:59.000 Now, for all intents and purposes, I am white.
02:07:04.000 I mean, objectively.
02:07:07.000 I can look at myself and say I am white.
02:07:10.000 I know to the hardcore racists out there, I'm not white enough.
02:07:13.000 I'm always a nigger because whatever, it is what it is but i don't really like answering hypothetical questions no matter what they're about and i also wouldn't change anything about myself i would not change my genetics in any way i would not change my skin tone in any way and i certainly wouldn't change the fact that i have african-american ancestry and heritage in any way the reason i
02:07:43.000 would not do that is because I feel like it's given me a very unique perspective.
02:07:47.000 I feel like I can sympathize for the struggles of the white man in modern times without being called a Nazi.
02:07:55.000 And I can condemn niggerism wherever I see it without being called a racist. 0.99
02:08:02.000 So it's quite a good position to be in. 1.00
02:08:06.000 And I feel like a lot of people are too stupid. 1.00
02:08:09.000 A lot of racists certainly are too stupid to understand not to bite the hand that feeds them. 1.00
02:08:15.000 I'll give you an example. 1.00
02:08:17.000 Our friend friend Nick Fuentes is a white Christian nationalist who doesn't like brown people and Muslims and makes that pretty clear.
02:08:27.000 But nobody has spoken up more for Palestine and against the actions of Israel than Nick Fuentes.
02:08:34.000 Isn't that weird?
02:08:34.000 White nationalist Christian standing up for a bunch of brown Muslim people.
02:08:38.000 You see, when he does that, I feel like the people are smart enough to be like, okay, well, this voice, even though we don't agree with everything he says, is clearly in support of us.
02:08:50.000 So it's good that he's acknowledging what is happening in that part of the world.
02:08:56.000 It doesn't work that way with white issues.
02:09:00.000 Because the hardcore racists, when I say, you guys are not having enough kids, the system is rigged against you, and I name all the problems that the white man is facing, your countries are being taken over, your home countries are being replaced with other ethnicities. 1.00
02:09:15.000 Fuck you, nigger, you don't speak for us. 1.00
02:09:17.000 You know what? 1.00
02:09:19.000 Fine.
02:09:20.000 Maybe one day I will stop speaking for you. 1.00
02:09:22.000 But you have no prominent voices and no prominent white voices in Europe speaking out the way I do, so biting the hand that feeds you is very fucking stupid. 0.99
02:09:32.000 Yeah, I am definitely happy to be mixed race and I'm happy that I can see things from the different perspectives that I have been given in life. 1.00
02:09:40.000 I have black family, white family.
02:09:43.000 Yeah, I'm pretty happy with the way that I am and I wouldn't change it for the world.
02:09:49.000 The BBC released a new series.
02:09:51.000 Did you see it?
02:09:53.000 Oh, no, the BBC released a new series.
02:09:55.000 In fact, let's get the picture up here.
02:09:56.000 Can you put a picture up here for me?
02:10:00.000 A series on the Battle of Hastings.
02:10:02.000 You know where this is going.
02:10:06.000 And for once, I'm not mad at the BBC.
02:10:09.000 I'm mad at the actor.
02:10:14.000 Can you please load this picture up?
02:10:17.000 I want to attack this man and publicly shame him for his actions, for insulting the heritage of the UK.
02:10:27.000 I sent it on WhatsApp.
02:10:28.000 Is that fine?
02:10:33.000 So let me give you a brief rundown of British history and whether or not blacks participated in British history.
02:10:45.000 American history, they've been, I mean, since the foundation of what we call America.
02:10:48.000 Native Americans weren't Americans. 0.99
02:10:50.000 Native Americans were something else. 1.00
02:10:52.000 America was made by the Europeans who went there. 1.00
02:10:54.000 But black people have played some part.
02:10:58.000 in the entire story because from the very beginning they were brought over there as slaves they weren't rulers they weren't legislators but they did play some part in the foundation of the United States that can all be agreed by everybody.
02:11:10.000 But the UK and most European nations don't have a history which includes a bunch of people of different colors and different ethnicities and different races.
02:11:20.000 And I was very upset as a man who knows British history very well to see an actor playing in a recreation of the Battle of Hastings.
02:11:31.000 Now I don't know which team he's supposed to be on.
02:11:34.000 He's either on Harold Godwinson's army or William the Bastard's army.
02:11:39.000 Not William the Conqueror.
02:11:41.000 He was William the Bastard until he won this battle, then he was William the Conqueror. 0.89
02:11:46.000 man is as black as Nigel's uncle's feet. 0.93
02:11:51.000 And I'm very upset by this. 0.98
02:11:54.000 I'm very upset.
02:11:54.000 Everyone knows how sensitive I am about black people playing Vikings, black people playing James Bond.
02:12:00.000 But to put someone in the Battle of Hastings as black as this guy is a hate crime. 0.98
02:12:09.000 That's what it is. 0.96
02:12:10.000 It is a hate crime against native British people. 1.00
02:12:15.000 And that's coming from a half black man. 0.98
02:12:16.000 There is no excuse to have this African who? 1.00
02:12:22.000 Can someone come and get your uncle and tell him to stop taking extra work from the BBC.
02:12:27.000 Please.
02:12:29.000 For the love of God.
02:12:30.000 This is the guy.
02:12:32.000 So I know if you don't understand history very well, you might think, oh, maybe there were some black people.
02:12:38.000 I'm going to explain why there was none.
02:12:40.000 I'm going to run off the top of my head.
02:12:42.000 Because I know British history inside out from the inception of the country all the way to modern times.
02:12:55.000 By inception of the country, I mean Alfred the Great.
02:12:58.000 But here's why there were no black people. 0.99
02:13:01.000 People say stupid things about, well, the Romans were in England, some of them were black. 0.99
02:13:05.000 Yeah, maybe, maybe, okay, great, right? 0.98
02:13:08.000 Now, when Paulinus was outnumbered at the Battle of Watling Street, he had ten thousand Romans left in the country, ten thousand Romans on the British Isles, which had a population in the millions at the time, and there were ten thousand Romans and they fought against the Iceni tribe in the Battle of Watling Street, one of the most famous battles in British history, and they won, and the Roman occupation then continued from there for another two hundred something years.
02:13:31.000 Fine.
02:13:32.000 Is there a possibility?
02:13:34.000 Is there that some of the Roman soldiers were black men?
02:13:39.000 The answer you'll be surprised to hear is yes.
02:13:42.000 At the time that Rome invaded Britain, the Romans had territories in Numibia, modern-day Ethiopia, and soldiers were drawn from all across the empire, and anyone could get sent to Britain.
02:13:53.000 There is a possibility that a black man fought the Battle of Watling Street.
02:13:59.000 Could have happened.
02:14:00.000 We don't know for sure that happened, but it could have happened.
02:14:03.000 There could have been Arabic-looking people, black-looking people fighting in the Roman legions at the time.
02:14:08.000 of the Iceni uprising.
02:14:10.000 Now, that was about 800 years before this battle was supposed to have taken place, the Battle of Hastings, that was 1066, 800 years.
02:14:23.000 Let me explain something to you about genetics.
02:14:27.000 Let's say all 10,000 of Paulinus' legion were black. 0.60
02:14:33.000 They were all black, right? 0.99
02:14:36.000 For the sake of argument, every single person who fought at the Battle of Watling Street, every Roman soldier was black, and they all stayed, and they all mated with the natives, right? 0.94
02:14:48.000 My grandfather is as black as this African brother playing in this play.
02:14:53.000 I am two generations down from a man that black and this is what I look like. 0.68
02:15:00.000 The average generation is 25 years.
02:15:02.000 You're telling me, well, the Romans left in about 420 AD. 0.68
02:15:07.000 you're telling me over over 600 years later there are people this black in england no the first black man ever to live in london actually was 1593 his name was cornelius and he was probably as black as this guy and he was a fucking celebrity because he was the only black guy hey i am cornelius Hey, it's good to be in London. 0.61
02:15:30.000 I don't know what he was doing there, but there was a black guy in London.
02:15:33.000 There were no black people in 1066.
02:15:36.000 Zero.
02:15:36.000 England didn't have an empire that didn't start.
02:15:39.000 to the reign of Elizabeth I. They had never been to Africa.
02:15:41.000 They had never discovered the Americas.
02:15:43.000 The slave trade hadn't begun.
02:15:45.000 There were zero black people.
02:15:48.000 It was an island in Europe isolated from the rest of the world besides some minor outside trade.
02:15:54.000 There is no way that even if a black man found himself somehow in 1066 in the UK, that Harold Godwinson was conscripting him into the army of Huskarls to face off against the Norman invasion.
02:16:11.000 That did not happen.
02:16:13.000 And this actor is at fault.
02:16:16.000 Listen, fool me once, shame on me.
02:16:19.000 Fool me once, shame on you.
02:16:20.000 Fool me twice, shame on me.
02:16:22.000 We've seen the BBC do this with their Pakistani Isaac Newton that looks more like my guy Yusuf here than Isaac Newton actually looked.
02:16:30.000 The BBC have been doing this for a very long time.
02:16:34.000 So this is my message to black and brown actors out there. 1.00
02:16:38.000 Stop playing their fucking games. 1.00
02:16:41.000 The BBC should have said, hello, Ojigwe. 1.00
02:16:46.000 We have a part for you.
02:16:48.000 Would you like to play a huskar on the army of Harold Goodwinson?
02:16:52.000 And he should have said, eh, you know what?
02:16:53.000 I just live in England.
02:16:55.000 It is a good place.
02:16:56.000 It is a good home for me.
02:16:57.000 I do not wish to insult the people of Britain by pretending that the soldiers in 1066 look like me.
02:17:03.000 They did not.
02:17:04.000 And Ojibwe should have turned down the part. 1.00
02:17:08.000 The BBC are chicanerous. 1.00
02:17:10.000 They're up to no good and they're butchering history. 1.00
02:17:13.000 It is now down to you, black actors, to turn this shit down. 1.00
02:17:19.000 Who is that bitch who played who played uh? 1.00
02:17:24.000 Henry the Eighth's wife, Anne Boleyn. 0.99
02:17:27.000 She also played LeBron movie. 0.96
02:17:28.000 She's like a famous Nigerian actress. 1.00
02:17:30.000 They should have said, he No, I do not wish to be Anne Boleyn.
02:17:34.000 She doesn't sound like that.
02:17:35.000 She does for the sake of this.
02:17:37.000 I do not wish to play Anne Boleyn.
02:17:38.000 We have paintings of her.
02:17:40.000 She was white.
02:17:41.000 Her daughter was a ginger. 0.99
02:17:42.000 Elizabeth I was a ginger.
02:17:44.000 You ever seen a black woman give birth to a ginger woman? 0.97
02:17:46.000 And she should have said, No, and then none of this would be happening. 1.00
02:17:51.000 But it now keeps happening and it's being allowed to happen and permitted by the black actors who are agreeing to this bullshit. 0.99
02:18:01.000 It is not forward thinking. 1.00
02:18:02.000 It is not cool.
02:18:04.000 It is not inclusive.
02:18:05.000 I tell you what, I'm going to use my own money and I'm going to finance a documentary about Shaka Zulu.
02:18:11.000 Shaka Zulu, I'm casting Daniel Craig.
02:18:14.000 I am Shaka Zulu.
02:18:16.000 Let's do it. 1.00
02:18:17.000 Fucking ridiculous. 1.00
02:18:19.000 Ridiculous. 1.00
02:18:20.000 And I'm offended and furious. 0.99
02:18:22.000 No, Harold Godwinson did not have black soldiers.
02:18:25.000 It is impossible.
02:18:27.000 Even if all the Romans 600 years before that were all black, they would have been washed out and diluted by the native British population by then. 1.00
02:18:38.000 Absolutely disgraceful.
02:18:40.000 Which brings me to today's most pressing topic.
02:18:44.000 And of course I'm talking about a topic no one cares about, the drama going down between the hosts of MasterChef UK.
02:18:52.000 Now, no one cares.
02:18:54.000 I think actually I'm the only person online who cares about this issue.
02:18:58.000 But seeing a few thousand of you are watching me right now and millions are going to see this video, I'm going to break down exactly what happens.
02:19:06.000 What happened to the hosts of MasterChef and why Greg Wallace deserves your support.
02:19:12.000 What do I care about Greg Wallace for?
02:19:14.000 Because this is an issue that affects and attacks all men.
02:19:19.000 What is that quote?
02:19:19.000 Can you get it out for me?
02:19:20.000 First, they came for the whatever.
02:19:22.000 I was not a whatever.
02:19:23.000 And then the whatever.
02:19:24.000 You know which one?
02:19:25.000 And then when they came for me, there was no one left left to come up to stand up.
02:19:27.000 What was it?
02:19:28.000 I didn't stand up because I was not thinking.
02:19:30.000 Find that quote.
02:19:32.000 Here's the problem with the modern day UK.
02:19:34.000 There is a man, please look them up, who hosted MasterChef UK for many years.
02:19:39.000 Now MasterChef, believe it or not, was Andrew Tate's favorite TV show.
02:19:44.000 Andrew Tate grew up watching MasterChef all the fucking time, and I, by extension, also watched MasterChef. 0.88
02:19:52.000 There were two hosts, Greg Wallace and John Tarod. 0.98
02:19:56.000 Now, I don't know who Greg Wallace upset over at the BBC, the Batty Boy Club, the pedophile run insane asylum where they touch and molest children and get away with it. 0.99
02:20:07.000 I don't know who Greg Wallace u upset, but Greg Wallace, yeah, send that to all my WhatsApp. 0.80
02:20:12.000 But Greg Wallace was mass canceled, mass harassed by the media, called a sexual pervert, called a dangerous person to work with.
02:20:23.000 No criminal charges were launched against this man.
02:20:25.000 No civil charges were launched against this man.
02:20:27.000 He had obviously pissed someone off and they ran his name through the media.
02:20:31.000 Now, I'm going to break down, before we get into this, exactly what it is allegedly that Greg Wallace did.
02:20:39.000 Greg Wallace allegedly used to work with a girl on the MasterChef set.
02:20:42.000 And a few women reported him.
02:20:44.000 He's a typical old English sproke. 1.00
02:20:45.000 For saying things like, oh, you all right, love? 1.00
02:20:47.000 You got nice tits. 1.00
02:20:48.000 Yeah, you all right, love? 1.00
02:20:49.000 You got nice legs. 0.52
02:20:50.000 Like, you know, everyone in England used to do all the time up until the world got so fucking woke around 2010.
02:20:55.000 So, of course, he did that.
02:20:57.000 But he didn't touch anyone.
02:20:58.000 He didn't do any crime.
02:20:59.000 Now, allegedly, he was on a date.
02:21:02.000 A date.
02:21:03.000 The girl agreed to go on a date with him.
02:21:06.000 With a girl who had once interned or worked at the BBC or whatever it was. 0.53
02:21:09.000 And on his date, they were sitting at a restaurant.
02:21:12.000 Eating, I guess, MasterChef.
02:21:14.000 He probably took her to a very nice restaurant.
02:21:15.000 Having drinks.
02:21:16.000 And he said something obscene to her. 1.00
02:21:19.000 He said something along the lines of, You know, I'd really like it if you sucked my dick and licked my asshole. 1.00
02:21:25.000 Right. 1.00
02:21:26.000 Hear me out. 1.00
02:21:28.000 I'm not into that gay shit. 1.00
02:21:31.000 That's not my vibe. 1.00
02:21:34.000 But what Greg Wallace did on that date was not a crime.
02:21:40.000 He made an honest pop, an honest attempt at...
02:21:45.000 at picking up this chick is his does he need to work on his game absolutely And I'm not saying he doesn't. 1.00
02:21:53.000 What I'm saying is if two consenting people are on a date, I've been on dates where I've said to women, you know, we should go, we should get in the my car and you should suck my dick or we should go home and you should suck my dick. 1.00
02:22:05.000 And they say, yes, okay. 1.00
02:22:06.000 And then they come and suck my dick. 1.00
02:22:07.000 That's called making a pickup attempt. 1.00
02:22:10.000 That is not called sexual harassment dangerous to work with.
02:22:14.000 Don't go on dates with men if you don't want them to try to escalate it to something sexual.
02:22:19.000 So Greg Wallace, bit of a weird request, not my cup of tea, needs to work on his game, but for all intents and purposes, did nothing wrong.
02:22:31.000 Greg Wallace did nothing wrong.
02:22:34.000 He was fired and slandered in the media, called a dangerous person.
02:22:38.000 He probably found his BBC boss's child porn collection and threatened to go to the police.
02:22:43.000 He probably upset someone powerful.
02:22:45.000 But all in all, he didn't do anything wrong or anything criminal.
02:22:50.000 So anyway, his co-host, his boy, because like Andrew and Tristan Tate made their fame together, Greg Wallace's right-hand man on the show MasterChef was John Tarod.
02:23:03.000 And John Tarod is a snake.
02:23:06.000 and a loser and John Tarod cannot be trusted because what happened throughout Greg Wallace being slandered in this way, I was following them both and watching the media very closely. 0.99
02:23:17.000 John Tarod said nothing. 0.98
02:23:20.000 That's your boy. 0.98
02:23:22.000 The way Myron Gaines sticks up for Fresh, the way I stick up for Andrew, John Taro didn't say a single fucking word in support of Greg Wallace. 0.99
02:23:30.000 Not one fucking word because he was afraid of the cancel mob. 0.97
02:23:34.000 And karma came around a year and a half later and got John Taro. 0.99
02:23:39.000 Did you know, Andrew?
02:23:40.000 Did you know, Andrew?
02:23:41.000 Let me sit in podcast with Andrew.
02:23:43.000 Did you know, people watching at home?
02:23:48.000 That John Taro at university was once filmed singing a karaoke song with the N word in it.
02:23:55.000 And he sang the word that was in the song.
02:23:58.000 Beep boop. 0.99
02:23:59.000 He got cancelled.
02:24:00.000 Everyone started coming for John to road and I'm like, you know what?
02:24:03.000 It reminds me of that famous quote.
02:24:06.000 First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
02:24:09.000 Then they came for the socialists.
02:24:10.000 I did not speak out because I was not a socialist.
02:24:12.000 Then they came for the trade unionists.
02:24:13.000 I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist.
02:24:15.000 Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak up for me.
02:24:18.000 Yeah.
02:24:18.000 It's a very famous quote.
02:24:19.000 First they came for the men who asked to get their dick sucked on dates. 1.00
02:24:26.000 John Toroad did not stand up because he does not ask women to suck his dick when he goes on dates. 1.00
02:24:32.000 You know, you see where I'm going here? 1.00
02:24:35.000 Then they came for the men who mimed the N-word in karaoke when they were in university.
02:24:42.000 There was no one left to stand up.
02:24:44.000 Let this be a lesson, John Tarod. 0.98
02:24:46.000 When you see culture eroding and weapons being used, the law weaponized in the media to destroy the lives and reputations of men, speak up because you are a coward, sir. 0.99
02:25:00.000 You are a coward, and Greg Wallace deserves a better friend. 0.99
02:25:05.000 Greg Wallace is the bald guy. 1.00
02:25:07.000 The guy with the hair is John Tarod.
02:25:09.000 I am making an offer right now to the BBC and to Greg Wallace.
02:25:14.000 I will leave Andrew and this whole empire I have built and I will come and be the host of a new series of MasterChef alongside Greg Wallace anytime you like.
02:25:28.000 The offer is there on the table, can't cook, know nothing about food, but I'll sure as hell make it entertaining.
02:25:35.000 I want to be the new host of MasterChef.
02:25:37.000 And this rant isn't about MasterChef.
02:25:41.000 It's not about Greg Wallace.
02:25:43.000 It's about integrity.
02:25:46.000 It's about having your boys back.
02:25:48.000 It's about not trusting the media when they slander people for no reason.
02:25:56.000 What I would like all of my friends and fans to do, I'm going to repost this video with a link to Greg Wallace's X page, because Greg Wallace is now making internet content.
02:26:05.000 Hey, I'm Greg Wallace.
02:26:07.000 I'm making banana chocolate pudding today.
02:26:09.000 Here's how you make it.
02:26:11.000 And he needs to do some work.
02:26:13.000 If you need a consultant on how to go viral online, Greg, holler at your boy.
02:26:18.000 But I'm going to encourage everyone to follow you on Instagram, to follow you on X. And hope you take your career to heights that far surpass the infantile beginnings of MasterChef standing alongside that snake, John.
02:26:35.000 Now I know that's what you all came here for today.
02:26:37.000 You wanted to hear my opinions on MasterChef.
02:26:39.000 Can you turn the air conditioner back on?
02:26:40.000 I'm melting here.
02:26:42.000 But isn't it kind of cool that John Terode got canceled for saying the N-word?
02:26:47.000 I might file a police claim against him for racial hatred.
02:26:50.000 You see, that's why I like being black.
02:26:52.000 John Terode discriminated against me. 1.00
02:26:54.000 He's a racist. 0.98
02:26:56.000 BBC, please fire him. 1.00
02:26:58.000 Snake. 0.99
02:26:59.000 What do you mean you're not following that clown? 0.99
02:27:01.000 Kick this guy out of my chat. 0.98
02:27:04.000 You will follow Greg Wallace. 0.95
02:27:06.000 I'm kicking you out. 0.89
02:27:10.000 mute user You've been muted from my stream, sir, for calling Greg Wallace a clown.
02:27:22.000 You have been muted indefinitely.
02:27:26.000 That's what you get.
02:27:27.000 All right.
02:27:37.000 Hey, Tristan.
02:27:38.000 What do you think about that little Scottish girl who was brandishing a machete and an axe in her small town in England? 1.00
02:27:52.000 Because if I say, yeah, let your daughters carry around knives because they're rapists everywhere, the British government and the newspapers are going to say, Tristan Tate encourages people to carry knives, which I don't. 0.90
02:28:03.000 I never encourage anybody to break the law.
02:28:06.000 I would just like to say that it is a very sad state of affairs.
02:28:12.000 When we get to the point where 14-year-old girls feel so unsafe in their hometowns and cities in the UK that they feel that they need to carry axes and knives around to protect themselves.
02:28:28.000 This is a very an extremely sad state of affairs.
02:28:33.000 I could go around the entire country of Romania and search the pockets of every 14-year-old girl and I would find zero knives, zero axes.
02:28:44.000 There's no need for that here yet, yet, but there's currently no need for that here.
02:28:51.000 It is an incredibly sad state of affairs where men, English men, if they were to patrol around parks and make sure that nothing bad goes on there would be arrested by the police and thrown in jail as racists.
02:29:05.000 It's a very sad state of affairs when any of your local hotels that have been cornerstones of your local community for many years can at any point be taken over and filled with mystery men from God knows where around your daughters, your wives, your kids.
02:29:25.000 It is scary and heartbreaking that that 14-year-old girl before leaving her house that day because knife crime statistics show girls are not doing knife crime.
02:29:36.000 Girls are not taking knives, going out, challenging their rivals, stabbing each other. 1.00
02:29:41.000 That is young men predominantly in the UK now, young black men and black men get your shit together. 1.00
02:29:47.000 Seriously, it is you. 1.00
02:29:48.000 But little white girls aren't doing it. 1.00
02:29:52.000 The reason she decided to arm herself to the teeth before leaving her house is because at fourteen years of age, she is being harassed and propositioned by men from God knows where.
02:30:06.000 And it is heartbreaking as a father who does have a little girl to even think that this thought crossed her mind before leaving her house to go outside and play as she should be safe to do.
02:30:19.000 It is heartbreaking.
02:30:20.000 And the fact that our politicians do nothing but talk and arrest those who highlight the problem adds further sadness to an already sad situation.
02:30:34.000 If you are a father in a low income area of England and I've lived in a low income area of England and you are in an area where rape gangs have operated before, where groomers are around, where people on the internet are trying to lure your children into sexual compromise, what I would advise you to do is look at what is legal in your city and do arm your girls. 0.77
02:31:01.000 I don't know what the laws are in Engl England nowadays.
02:31:03.000 I really don't know.
02:31:04.000 Pepper spray, batons, tasers, those little safety pens that you can stab people with.
02:31:09.000 I don't know what's legal in England because it's been a very long time since I've been in a situation where I've had to consider self defense in the UK.
02:31:16.000 But do not break the law because they will put you in jail.
02:31:20.000 If you send your daughter out with something that's illegal, let's say tasers are illegal, to defend herself, you as the father will end up doing five years in jail.
02:31:29.000 Oh, he's racist.
02:31:30.000 He sent his daughter out to tase ethnic people who stay in migrant hotels. 1.00
02:31:36.000 If they're close enough to her to get tased, they are in the wrong sir either way do whatever is legal and take care of your kids because it's a really scary situation hi tristan did you really have sex with a female prison guard when you were in rumanian prison An investigation was conducted by the internal police force of Romania
02:32:06.000 investigating police misconduct.
02:32:08.000 That report came to the conclusion that they had no proof or evidence to punish the officer that I had an inappropriate sexual relationship with her.
02:32:18.000 You know?
02:32:24.000 Because all my haters out there, you know, who hate on me for this accusation, the Romanian police are great, aren't they?
02:32:32.000 All my haters out there, the Romanian police are great.
02:32:35.000 They're just doing their jobs.
02:32:36.000 It's justice. 1.00
02:32:36.000 You can lock people up for three years in their house and put them in prison and then there's no trial and just fuck with people's lives. 1.00
02:32:41.000 It's all good. 0.99
02:32:42.000 It's part of the process.
02:32:43.000 If you love the Romanian police so much, then the Romanian police came to the government. 0.55
02:32:48.000 conclusion that they couldn't prove I had sex with her. 0.68
02:32:51.000 So, that's your answer.
02:32:59.000 Why would I, a man, a tall, handsome man, in prison, with no women around, try to have sex with one of the female attractive, oh, Anyway, there's no proof. 0.61
02:33:21.000 No proof. 0.90
02:33:22.000 Leave me alone.
02:33:23.000 No comment.
02:33:25.000 None of your business.
02:33:30.000 Could I have gotten trouble for it?
02:33:31.000 No. 0.97
02:33:32.000 If I did have sex with her, she could have lost her job. 1.00
02:33:37.000 It wasn't actually a criminal offence by me in any way if it happened, which I'm not saying it did.
02:33:48.000 Hi, Tristan.
02:33:49.000 Questions about history always get me.
02:33:52.000 I always answer them.
02:33:53.000 If you could change one thing about history, what would it be?
02:33:57.000 Ahaha.
02:33:59.000 What answers are you expecting from me, my friends, that the great city of Constantinople didn't fall to Mechmed II in fourteen fifty eight? 0.91
02:34:09.000 What answers are you expecting?
02:34:10.000 The answer, surprisingly, is nothing.
02:34:13.000 I would change nothing at all.
02:34:16.000 all but I would change one aspect of it I wish all history had been recorded accurately now this is going to give me a lot of trouble if I start going down this rabbit hole but I'm ready for trouble I'm built different that leads me on to my next question the funny thing is is history is never really written retrospectively People don't sit around and be like, you know what?
02:34:45.000 I'm going to figure out what happened 200 years ago and write history.
02:34:50.000 What happens is news is written.
02:34:52.000 Current affairs are written, orders are given, papers are filed, tablets are carved, monuments are built, and we make sense of them many years later.
02:35:04.000 But the people who win write their own version, the people involved in the struggles write their own version, there are so many versions of everything.
02:35:12.000 I wish an alien with time travel invisibility powers could come to Earth and completely non objectively record all of Earth's history in a massive series of books that I could read, which was just true.
02:35:32.000 Because I wish all history was true.
02:35:36.000 Because knowing it doesn't mean much if it's not true.
02:35:39.000 And I know it.
02:35:41.000 So it's very sad sometimes when I was a man in my early 30s and there were certain historical events.
02:35:52.000 And I looked at them and I thought, why did they tell me this?
02:35:57.000 Why did I believe it so much and I was taught it in schools?
02:36:02.000 I thought I could trust my teachers and, you know, documentaries.
02:36:08.000 Why is this clearly not true.
02:36:12.000 And I was sad.
02:36:15.000 I was really sad.
02:36:17.000 I was like, well, why did I learn any of this?
02:36:20.000 And now we're in this horrible situation stuck in the middle where you don't know what was true and what wasn't, and there are differing opinions on either side.
02:36:30.000 You know what would fix almost every political problem in the world if history was true?
02:36:37.000 If history was all true, And everyone knew it.
02:36:42.000 You could say, okay, communism is bad.
02:36:45.000 Fascism is bad or good.
02:36:47.000 This is bad or good.
02:36:48.000 This is right or wrong.
02:36:49.000 This is what happens when this kind of leader takes over this kind of country.
02:36:53.000 And if it was all true, people today could come to some kind of consensus and be like, you know what?
02:36:59.000 Okay, we know history.
02:37:01.000 So let's make smart political decisions.
02:37:04.000 But the problem is, history, as taught in documentaries and modern books, is very much written by the matrix.
02:37:14.000 They write what they want you to believe to be true about social certain people being good or bad or evil or wicked and us always being the good guys for some reason, you know?
02:37:24.000 Yeah, I'm American.
02:37:25.000 How many movies have I watched about how our poor soldiers suffered in Vietnam? 0.98
02:37:30.000 What the fuck were we doing in Vietnam? 0.99
02:37:33.000 You know how fucking far Vietnam is from the United States? 0.99
02:37:36.000 What were we doing there? 0.96
02:37:38.000 We obviously weren't the good guys. 0.99
02:37:40.000 Vietnamese people were trying to do fucking Chinese shit and we turned up and dropped fucking napalm on their kids and then we made movies about how sad our soldiers got. 0.99
02:37:51.000 What? 1.00
02:37:53.000 So it's very heartbreaking when you realize that the country you love hasn't necessarily always been the good guy, you know?
02:38:02.000 And it's happening today when Hillary Clinton was bragging about, yeah, we killed Gaddafi.
02:38:06.000 Yeah, he died.
02:38:07.000 Gaddafi wasn't a bad guy. 0.99
02:38:10.000 What the fuck are we doing?
02:38:12.000 Have you ever read the Wikipedia articles on COVID? 0.99
02:38:15.000 If you read the Wikipedia articles on COVID, you would think the people who went through that lived through the fucking black death 3.0. 0.86
02:38:24.000 Read it. 0.60
02:38:26.000 Go to Wikipedia.
02:38:27.000 Read what happened during COVID.
02:38:30.000 Mass deaths. 1.00
02:38:32.000 Fucking graveyards filling up. 1.00
02:38:34.000 Incinerating bodies in mass numbers. 1.00
02:38:36.000 Everyone was getting sick.
02:38:38.000 No one could leave their houses.
02:38:39.000 Airborne virus.
02:38:41.000 Killing millions. 1.00
02:38:42.000 I was like, you niggers are lying. 1.00
02:38:45.000 And that's going to be history. 1.00
02:38:48.000 In a hundred years' time, people will be like, man, how the fuck did those guys around in 2021 live through that fucking plague? 1.00
02:38:59.000 I was drinking vodka in Swedish nightclubs, fucking bitches. 1.00
02:39:03.000 That's how. 1.00
02:39:05.000 They lie.
02:39:07.000 So I wouldn't change anything about history.
02:39:10.000 I would change how it's recorded and I would make all of it real.
02:39:15.000 I don't care what I like and what I don't like.
02:39:18.000 If I had to read a book that said Napole the people I like weren't actually good, I'd be like, okay, fine, at least it's true. 1.00
02:39:33.000 I would like history to be true.
02:39:39.000 Hey Tristan, you are a free speech absolutist. 0.99
02:39:42.000 What do you think about the one year punishment for burning the American flag?
02:39:45.000 So this is funny, actually.
02:39:48.000 I like Uno reverse cards, you know?
02:39:53.000 I'm an Uno guy and the reverse card will always be funny to me.
02:39:59.000 Am I a free speech absolutist?
02:40:01.000 Yes.
02:40:02.000 If I were in charge of a country, would it be legal to burn my country's flag in my country if I was in charge of the laws?
02:40:10.000 Yes, it would be. 0.98
02:40:13.000 However, I have had to watch for fucking 15 years as good family men in America who love their kids and love their country go to fucking prison for hate crimes, 0.95
02:40:29.000 for leaving skid marks on rainbow sidewalks, for burning the pride flag, and they're all going to fucking jail for hate crimes, and no one seems to stand up for them besides me and about 10 other people on the twitter and i've had to watch this for years and it's made me extremely sad so yes i'm a free speech absolutist but also trump doing a uno reverse ha ha do it to the american flag you're going to jail is very funny it's 0.99
02:40:59.000 very funny and i am not the president of the united states trump is and i like trump and i support trump and i think it's funny ha ha ha don't burn the flag or you'll go to jail ha ha that's my answer I'm gonna end this conversation by ignoring many of your stupid questions. 0.98
02:41:31.000 One sec, let me read this. 0.98
02:41:38.000 You all ask the same questions. 1.00
02:41:50.000 This is a stupid question. 1.00
02:41:51.000 You asked me this on Twitter as well, and you're here in the super chats. 1.00
02:41:54.000 What can we take away from the great Gatsby.
02:41:57.000 Is that a serious question? 0.99
02:41:58.000 Now, I know you know I'm a nerd who's read all the classics so i know you know i've read this book and i think the lesson to take away from the great gatsby because it's actually a really well-written book is don't be a sniveling ass punk ass cry baby pussy ass bitch that's the lesson if you are in life Especially if you're good at everything else. 0.99
02:42:22.000 You made billions of dollars. 0.99
02:42:24.000 You got a castle.
02:42:26.000 You're rich.
02:42:27.000 You're popular.
02:42:28.000 Everyone wants to know your name. 1.00
02:42:30.000 And you want to fuck some bit of dried up old pussy that you knew when you were a teenager. 1.00
02:42:36.000 Go over to her and say, hey, bitch. 1.00
02:42:38.000 Look at my cat. 1.00
02:42:39.000 I'm the great Gatsby.
02:42:41.000 If my name was the great Tristan, I'd introduce myself as that all the time. 0.99
02:42:46.000 Come over here and fucking chat out on these nuts, you know? 0.97
02:42:51.000 What you don't do is throw epic parties all the time across the lake from her house. 0.99
02:42:59.000 hoping one day she turns up and sees, ah, that guy I knew 20 years ago knows how to throw a party.
02:43:06.000 Maybe I'll leave my husband. 1.00
02:43:08.000 She's across the lake in her bedroom getting her pussy and or butthole plowed by Sunday. 1.00
02:43:16.000 by some dude who's not you and you are spending millions on parties in your house. 1.00
02:43:24.000 Well, maybe she'll come by this week. 1.00
02:43:26.000 You, sir, are gay. 1.00
02:43:29.000 You are gay. 1.00
02:43:31.000 That is the takeaway from the Great Gatsby. 1.00
02:43:34.000 Do not be a sniveling ass, punk ass, crybaby, pussy ass little bitch. 1.00
02:43:41.000 If you want something in life, do a Greg Wallace. 1.00
02:43:45.000 You know?
02:43:46.000 Hey, I think you're very attractive. 1.00
02:43:48.000 You want to come and suck this dick? 1.00
02:43:51.000 The worst she can say is no. 1.00
02:43:53.000 And did you get slandered by the daily Mail. 0.97
02:43:56.000 But what Greg Wallace did is a thousand times more admirable than what the fucking great Gatsby did. 0.97
02:44:03.000 This woman aged 15 years right in front of his face across the lake from himself. 0.99
02:44:09.000 And he's throwing fucking parties, hoping she turns up. 1.00
02:44:13.000 The great Gatsby is gay. 1.00
02:44:19.000 Be like Greg, the great creator. 0.98
02:44:23.000 It's a new technique of just telling women what you want. 0.96
02:44:28.000 You're very attractive.
02:44:29.000 Would you like to sleep with me?
02:44:31.000 She might say no, she might say yes. 0.99
02:44:35.000 It's not a fucking crime. 0.99
02:44:37.000 At some point, your dad tried to get your mom to sleep with him and she did. 0.99
02:44:44.000 It's human nature. 1.00
02:44:45.000 Your grandfather one day saw your young grandmother, mother walking with her fucking long ass legs up and down fucking Pennsylvania Avenue or where the fuck your family's from, and thought, I want to fuck that bitch. 1.00
02:44:57.000 And he may have married her, he may have not. 1.00
02:44:59.000 He may have bought her flowers and candy, may have taken her for a ride in his car, but he was trying to fucking get over this shit. 0.99
02:45:14.000 In England, you now have female cops running around who are mid, by the way, at best, waiting for builders to, hey, you're right, love, you look good. 1.00
02:45:26.000 So they can arrest them.
02:45:29.000 You know what's funny about England and English culture?
02:45:32.000 I guarantee, thousands upon thousands of relationships.
02:45:39.000 families, children, before the year 2000, probably before the internet, were started by a woman walking down the street and some guy going.
02:45:48.000 I go, you're right, love? 0.99
02:45:49.000 Yeah, you got a real nice ass. 1.00
02:45:51.000 Hey, hey, hey, you're so cheeky. 1.00
02:45:53.000 Oh, no, why don't you give me a mobile number?
02:45:55.000 I'll text you later.
02:45:56.000 And then they got into a relationship.
02:45:58.000 Families are created that way.
02:46:00.000 I know it's not convenient when a guy's ugly who comes and tries to talk to you, but let me tell you, ladies, a secret. 0.86
02:46:07.000 Oh, it's harassment.
02:46:08.000 It's harassment.
02:46:09.000 I'm so attractive. 1.00
02:46:11.000 Fucking guys who I don't want to have sex with talk to me all the time. 1.00
02:46:15.000 One, get over it. 1.00
02:46:17.000 Two, I'm a fucking six foot four famous billionaire. 1.00
02:46:21.000 You think I don't have ugly ass bitches trying to get with me? 1.00
02:46:25.000 The guy sitting to my left can fucking confirm I have women who follow me Around the city, when I go into restaurants and they find out I'm there, they show up and sit there and look at me. 1.00
02:46:38.000 I get it. 0.99
02:46:40.000 But you know what?
02:46:41.000 Maybe one of these days in a hypothetical universe, if someone attractive enough came into the thing, ah, she's into me. 1.00
02:46:47.000 You know what? 1.00
02:46:48.000 I'm going to fuck her. 1.00
02:46:49.000 And then she gets what she wants. 1.00
02:46:50.000 It's called having an honest pop.
02:46:52.000 So we should all take some lessons from Greg Wallace today and move forward with our lives.
02:46:59.000 Appreciateating that you don't get what you don't ask for.
02:47:04.000 And I think I'll leave it at that.