In this episode of Cigar Talk, I discuss my thoughts on Masterchef and why it's a bad idea to outsource your opinions to other people. I also talk about why I don't like it when people outsource their opinions to others.
02:00:06.000And I have a very important subject to talk about today.
02:00:09.000And yes, I know with everything going on, the very important topic which is going to blow your mind is the topic of the British television show MasterChef.
02:00:18.000I need to speak about MasterChef for about five minutes.
02:00:21.000Give it a good long run because what's going on with the hosts of MasterChef is very telling and very destructive to our society.
02:01:17.000So what I'm going to do first of all, while you're thinking of what to ask me about and what to talk to me about, I'm going to run through some questions I got on X. And give you some very brief answers so you know where I stand on them.
02:01:33.000No matter what happens, whether it be some drama on one of the streaming platforms or a major political incident, everyone spams me.
02:01:42.000Tristan, what do you think about this?
02:01:43.000Tristan, what do you think about this?
02:01:45.000And I feel like this is the best way to address all the questions because as and when I address these things, the clips end up being reposted and shared everywhere and everybody knows where I stand.
02:01:55.000But I don't understand what it is about Andrew and I. that people care so much when we weigh in on situations that aren't necessarily to do with us or aren't necessarily to do with our areas of expertise.
02:02:09.000And I think it's interesting because a lot of people in the world, and I'd advise you against this, they outsource their opinions to other people.
02:03:28.000So that was not, I'll clarify, financial advice.
02:03:34.000I have used and needed my credit rating at some points in my life to get mobile phone contracts, which I obviously didn't pay, hence my credit being burned.
02:03:44.000no it wasn't financial advice what i was trying to get across young men if you think you're going to ruin your credit rating and send me a screenshot to try to impress me don't do that what i was trying to get across is that i've moved so far past the need for a credit rating now that i find it kind of funny and just have it as a badge of honor.
02:04:05.000If I ever run a credit checker myself, I wouldn't be able to borrow 50 bucks from any bank in the world.
02:04:09.000I wouldn't be able to get a cell phone contract.
02:04:11.000I would not be able to buy a car on finance payments.
02:04:42.000You know, I'm glad this mother sent me this message because the problem is a lot of people will read jokes, which that was, that was a joke, and take it as some sort of gospel.
02:04:58.000And you should avoid doing that with absolutely everybody because everybody's life circumstances are very different.
02:05:05.000And if I make a joke, that does not mean that you have to emulate me in everything I do, including having bad credit.
02:05:11.000Plus, I'm black, so the thing is, I don't want to lose my black card, and I already dressed too white.
02:07:07.000I can look at myself and say I am white.
02:07:10.000I know to the hardcore racists out there, I'm not white enough.
02:07:13.000I'm always a nigger because whatever, it is what it is but i don't really like answering hypothetical questions no matter what they're about and i also wouldn't change anything about myself i would not change my genetics in any way i would not change my skin tone in any way and i certainly wouldn't change the fact that i have african-american ancestry and heritage in any way the reason i
02:07:43.000would not do that is because I feel like it's given me a very unique perspective.
02:07:47.000I feel like I can sympathize for the struggles of the white man in modern times without being called a Nazi.
02:07:55.000And I can condemn niggerism wherever I see it without being called a racist.
02:08:02.000So it's quite a good position to be in.
02:08:06.000And I feel like a lot of people are too stupid.
02:08:09.000A lot of racists certainly are too stupid to understand not to bite the hand that feeds them.
02:08:34.000White nationalist Christian standing up for a bunch of brown Muslim people.
02:08:38.000You see, when he does that, I feel like the people are smart enough to be like, okay, well, this voice, even though we don't agree with everything he says, is clearly in support of us.
02:08:50.000So it's good that he's acknowledging what is happening in that part of the world.
02:08:56.000It doesn't work that way with white issues.
02:09:00.000Because the hardcore racists, when I say, you guys are not having enough kids, the system is rigged against you, and I name all the problems that the white man is facing, your countries are being taken over, your home countries are being replaced with other ethnicities.
02:09:15.000Fuck you, nigger, you don't speak for us.
02:09:20.000Maybe one day I will stop speaking for you.
02:09:22.000But you have no prominent voices and no prominent white voices in Europe speaking out the way I do, so biting the hand that feeds you is very fucking stupid.
02:09:32.000Yeah, I am definitely happy to be mixed race and I'm happy that I can see things from the different perspectives that I have been given in life.
02:10:52.000America was made by the Europeans who went there.
02:10:54.000But black people have played some part.
02:10:58.000in the entire story because from the very beginning they were brought over there as slaves they weren't rulers they weren't legislators but they did play some part in the foundation of the United States that can all be agreed by everybody.
02:11:10.000But the UK and most European nations don't have a history which includes a bunch of people of different colors and different ethnicities and different races.
02:11:20.000And I was very upset as a man who knows British history very well to see an actor playing in a recreation of the Battle of Hastings.
02:11:31.000Now I don't know which team he's supposed to be on.
02:11:34.000He's either on Harold Godwinson's army or William the Bastard's army.
02:13:08.000Now, when Paulinus was outnumbered at the Battle of Watling Street, he had ten thousand Romans left in the country, ten thousand Romans on the British Isles, which had a population in the millions at the time, and there were ten thousand Romans and they fought against the Iceni tribe in the Battle of Watling Street, one of the most famous battles in British history, and they won, and the Roman occupation then continued from there for another two hundred something years.
02:13:34.000Is there that some of the Roman soldiers were black men?
02:13:39.000The answer you'll be surprised to hear is yes.
02:13:42.000At the time that Rome invaded Britain, the Romans had territories in Numibia, modern-day Ethiopia, and soldiers were drawn from all across the empire, and anyone could get sent to Britain.
02:13:53.000There is a possibility that a black man fought the Battle of Watling Street.
02:14:36.000For the sake of argument, every single person who fought at the Battle of Watling Street, every Roman soldier was black, and they all stayed, and they all mated with the natives, right?
02:14:48.000My grandfather is as black as this African brother playing in this play.
02:14:53.000I am two generations down from a man that black and this is what I look like.
02:15:02.000You're telling me, well, the Romans left in about 420 AD.
02:15:07.000you're telling me over over 600 years later there are people this black in england no the first black man ever to live in london actually was 1593 his name was cornelius and he was probably as black as this guy and he was a fucking celebrity because he was the only black guy hey i am cornelius Hey, it's good to be in London.
02:15:30.000I don't know what he was doing there, but there was a black guy in London.
02:15:48.000It was an island in Europe isolated from the rest of the world besides some minor outside trade.
02:15:54.000There is no way that even if a black man found himself somehow in 1066 in the UK, that Harold Godwinson was conscripting him into the army of Huskarls to face off against the Norman invasion.
02:18:27.000Even if all the Romans 600 years before that were all black, they would have been washed out and diluted by the native British population by then.
02:18:54.000I think actually I'm the only person online who cares about this issue.
02:18:58.000But seeing a few thousand of you are watching me right now and millions are going to see this video, I'm going to break down exactly what happens.
02:19:06.000What happened to the hosts of MasterChef and why Greg Wallace deserves your support.
02:19:12.000What do I care about Greg Wallace for?
02:19:14.000Because this is an issue that affects and attacks all men.
02:19:32.000Here's the problem with the modern day UK.
02:19:34.000There is a man, please look them up, who hosted MasterChef UK for many years.
02:19:39.000Now MasterChef, believe it or not, was Andrew Tate's favorite TV show.
02:19:44.000Andrew Tate grew up watching MasterChef all the fucking time, and I, by extension, also watched MasterChef.
02:19:52.000There were two hosts, Greg Wallace and John Tarod.
02:19:56.000Now, I don't know who Greg Wallace upset over at the BBC, the Batty Boy Club, the pedophile run insane asylum where they touch and molest children and get away with it.
02:20:07.000I don't know who Greg Wallace u upset, but Greg Wallace, yeah, send that to all my WhatsApp.
02:20:12.000But Greg Wallace was mass canceled, mass harassed by the media, called a sexual pervert, called a dangerous person to work with.
02:20:23.000No criminal charges were launched against this man.
02:20:25.000No civil charges were launched against this man.
02:20:27.000He had obviously pissed someone off and they ran his name through the media.
02:20:31.000Now, I'm going to break down, before we get into this, exactly what it is allegedly that Greg Wallace did.
02:20:39.000Greg Wallace allegedly used to work with a girl on the MasterChef set.
02:21:34.000But what Greg Wallace did on that date was not a crime.
02:21:40.000He made an honest pop, an honest attempt at...
02:21:45.000at picking up this chick is his does he need to work on his game absolutely And I'm not saying he doesn't.
02:21:53.000What I'm saying is if two consenting people are on a date, I've been on dates where I've said to women, you know, we should go, we should get in the my car and you should suck my dick or we should go home and you should suck my dick.
02:22:07.000That's called making a pickup attempt.
02:22:10.000That is not called sexual harassment dangerous to work with.
02:22:14.000Don't go on dates with men if you don't want them to try to escalate it to something sexual.
02:22:19.000So Greg Wallace, bit of a weird request, not my cup of tea, needs to work on his game, but for all intents and purposes, did nothing wrong.
02:22:45.000But all in all, he didn't do anything wrong or anything criminal.
02:22:50.000So anyway, his co-host, his boy, because like Andrew and Tristan Tate made their fame together, Greg Wallace's right-hand man on the show MasterChef was John Tarod.
02:23:06.000and a loser and John Tarod cannot be trusted because what happened throughout Greg Wallace being slandered in this way, I was following them both and watching the media very closely.
02:23:22.000The way Myron Gaines sticks up for Fresh, the way I stick up for Andrew, John Taro didn't say a single fucking word in support of Greg Wallace.
02:23:30.000Not one fucking word because he was afraid of the cancel mob.
02:23:34.000And karma came around a year and a half later and got John Taro.
02:24:46.000When you see culture eroding and weapons being used, the law weaponized in the media to destroy the lives and reputations of men, speak up because you are a coward, sir.
02:25:00.000You are a coward, and Greg Wallace deserves a better friend.
02:25:09.000I am making an offer right now to the BBC and to Greg Wallace.
02:25:14.000I will leave Andrew and this whole empire I have built and I will come and be the host of a new series of MasterChef alongside Greg Wallace anytime you like.
02:25:28.000The offer is there on the table, can't cook, know nothing about food, but I'll sure as hell make it entertaining.
02:25:35.000I want to be the new host of MasterChef.
02:25:48.000It's about not trusting the media when they slander people for no reason.
02:25:56.000What I would like all of my friends and fans to do, I'm going to repost this video with a link to Greg Wallace's X page, because Greg Wallace is now making internet content.
02:26:13.000If you need a consultant on how to go viral online, Greg, holler at your boy.
02:26:18.000But I'm going to encourage everyone to follow you on Instagram, to follow you on X. And hope you take your career to heights that far surpass the infantile beginnings of MasterChef standing alongside that snake, John.
02:26:35.000Now I know that's what you all came here for today.
02:26:37.000You wanted to hear my opinions on MasterChef.
02:26:39.000Can you turn the air conditioner back on?
02:27:38.000What do you think about that little Scottish girl who was brandishing a machete and an axe in her small town in England?
02:27:52.000Because if I say, yeah, let your daughters carry around knives because they're rapists everywhere, the British government and the newspapers are going to say, Tristan Tate encourages people to carry knives, which I don't.
02:28:03.000I never encourage anybody to break the law.
02:28:06.000I would just like to say that it is a very sad state of affairs.
02:28:12.000When we get to the point where 14-year-old girls feel so unsafe in their hometowns and cities in the UK that they feel that they need to carry axes and knives around to protect themselves.
02:28:28.000This is a very an extremely sad state of affairs.
02:28:33.000I could go around the entire country of Romania and search the pockets of every 14-year-old girl and I would find zero knives, zero axes.
02:28:44.000There's no need for that here yet, yet, but there's currently no need for that here.
02:28:51.000It is an incredibly sad state of affairs where men, English men, if they were to patrol around parks and make sure that nothing bad goes on there would be arrested by the police and thrown in jail as racists.
02:29:05.000It's a very sad state of affairs when any of your local hotels that have been cornerstones of your local community for many years can at any point be taken over and filled with mystery men from God knows where around your daughters, your wives, your kids.
02:29:25.000It is scary and heartbreaking that that 14-year-old girl before leaving her house that day because knife crime statistics show girls are not doing knife crime.
02:29:36.000Girls are not taking knives, going out, challenging their rivals, stabbing each other.
02:29:41.000That is young men predominantly in the UK now, young black men and black men get your shit together.
02:29:48.000But little white girls aren't doing it.
02:29:52.000The reason she decided to arm herself to the teeth before leaving her house is because at fourteen years of age, she is being harassed and propositioned by men from God knows where.
02:30:06.000And it is heartbreaking as a father who does have a little girl to even think that this thought crossed her mind before leaving her house to go outside and play as she should be safe to do.
02:30:20.000And the fact that our politicians do nothing but talk and arrest those who highlight the problem adds further sadness to an already sad situation.
02:30:34.000If you are a father in a low income area of England and I've lived in a low income area of England and you are in an area where rape gangs have operated before, where groomers are around, where people on the internet are trying to lure your children into sexual compromise, what I would advise you to do is look at what is legal in your city and do arm your girls.
02:31:01.000I don't know what the laws are in Engl England nowadays.
02:31:04.000Pepper spray, batons, tasers, those little safety pens that you can stab people with.
02:31:09.000I don't know what's legal in England because it's been a very long time since I've been in a situation where I've had to consider self defense in the UK.
02:31:16.000But do not break the law because they will put you in jail.
02:31:20.000If you send your daughter out with something that's illegal, let's say tasers are illegal, to defend herself, you as the father will end up doing five years in jail.
02:31:30.000He sent his daughter out to tase ethnic people who stay in migrant hotels.
02:31:36.000If they're close enough to her to get tased, they are in the wrong sir either way do whatever is legal and take care of your kids because it's a really scary situation hi tristan did you really have sex with a female prison guard when you were in rumanian prison An investigation was conducted by the internal police force of Romania
02:32:08.000That report came to the conclusion that they had no proof or evidence to punish the officer that I had an inappropriate sexual relationship with her.
02:32:59.000Why would I, a man, a tall, handsome man, in prison, with no women around, try to have sex with one of the female attractive, oh, Anyway, there's no proof.
02:33:59.000What answers are you expecting from me, my friends, that the great city of Constantinople didn't fall to Mechmed II in fourteen fifty eight?
02:34:16.000all but I would change one aspect of it I wish all history had been recorded accurately now this is going to give me a lot of trouble if I start going down this rabbit hole but I'm ready for trouble I'm built different that leads me on to my next question the funny thing is is history is never really written retrospectively People don't sit around and be like, you know what?
02:34:45.000I'm going to figure out what happened 200 years ago and write history.
02:34:52.000Current affairs are written, orders are given, papers are filed, tablets are carved, monuments are built, and we make sense of them many years later.
02:35:04.000But the people who win write their own version, the people involved in the struggles write their own version, there are so many versions of everything.
02:35:12.000I wish an alien with time travel invisibility powers could come to Earth and completely non objectively record all of Earth's history in a massive series of books that I could read, which was just true.
02:36:17.000I was like, well, why did I learn any of this?
02:36:20.000And now we're in this horrible situation stuck in the middle where you don't know what was true and what wasn't, and there are differing opinions on either side.
02:36:30.000You know what would fix almost every political problem in the world if history was true?
02:36:37.000If history was all true, And everyone knew it.
02:36:42.000You could say, okay, communism is bad.
02:37:01.000So let's make smart political decisions.
02:37:04.000But the problem is, history, as taught in documentaries and modern books, is very much written by the matrix.
02:37:14.000They write what they want you to believe to be true about social certain people being good or bad or evil or wicked and us always being the good guys for some reason, you know?
02:37:40.000Vietnamese people were trying to do fucking Chinese shit and we turned up and dropped fucking napalm on their kids and then we made movies about how sad our soldiers got.
02:40:13.000However, I have had to watch for fucking 15 years as good family men in America who love their kids and love their country go to fucking prison for hate crimes,
02:40:29.000for leaving skid marks on rainbow sidewalks, for burning the pride flag, and they're all going to fucking jail for hate crimes, and no one seems to stand up for them besides me and about 10 other people on the twitter and i've had to watch this for years and it's made me extremely sad so yes i'm a free speech absolutist but also trump doing a uno reverse ha ha do it to the american flag you're going to jail is very funny it's
02:40:59.000very funny and i am not the president of the united states trump is and i like trump and i support trump and i think it's funny ha ha ha don't burn the flag or you'll go to jail ha ha that's my answer I'm gonna end this conversation by ignoring many of your stupid questions.
02:41:58.000Now, I know you know I'm a nerd who's read all the classics so i know you know i've read this book and i think the lesson to take away from the great gatsby because it's actually a really well-written book is don't be a sniveling ass punk ass cry baby pussy ass bitch that's the lesson if you are in life Especially if you're good at everything else.
02:44:45.000Your grandfather one day saw your young grandmother, mother walking with her fucking long ass legs up and down fucking Pennsylvania Avenue or where the fuck your family's from, and thought, I want to fuck that bitch.
02:44:57.000And he may have married her, he may have not.
02:44:59.000He may have bought her flowers and candy, may have taken her for a ride in his car, but he was trying to fucking get over this shit.
02:45:14.000In England, you now have female cops running around who are mid, by the way, at best, waiting for builders to, hey, you're right, love, you look good.
02:45:29.000You know what's funny about England and English culture?
02:45:32.000I guarantee, thousands upon thousands of relationships.
02:45:39.000families, children, before the year 2000, probably before the internet, were started by a woman walking down the street and some guy going.
02:46:17.000Two, I'm a fucking six foot four famous billionaire.
02:46:21.000You think I don't have ugly ass bitches trying to get with me?
02:46:25.000The guy sitting to my left can fucking confirm I have women who follow me Around the city, when I go into restaurants and they find out I'm there, they show up and sit there and look at me.