Tate Speech - Cigar Night Q&A with Tristan Tate | Ep.4

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00:56:14.000 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get through this. I'm going to have to try.

00:56:21.000 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get through this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get through this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get through this.

00:56:28.000 Why?

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01:00:02.000 So, as you can see, I'm not alone tonight.

01:00:06.000 I'm not by myself. I'm joined by the infamous Rory Sinnott, or some know him Roron Sinnott.

01:00:12.000 I'll go by the name Roron tonight.

01:00:14.000 Roron. Yeah, because I think we're going to have a few Guinnesses, aren't we, Tristan?

01:00:17.000 I mean, we are going to have a few Guinnesses.

01:00:18.000 You are Irish. You're the most Irish man I know, even though you've got rid of the accent, but we'll cover how you did that later.

01:00:25.000 As you know, the way Cigar Nights work is I, Tristan Tate, light a cigar up and you can ask us questions today, not just me.

01:00:34.000 And when you're finished asking us questions, sorry, when my cigar is finished, then you're done asking us questions.

01:00:39.000 But the cigars I'm going to be smoking tonight are a little bit special because, as you know, I typically smoke Cuban cigars.

01:00:45.000 I smoked something a little bit special a few days ago.

01:00:48.000 But for once, I'm going to smoke American cigars.

01:00:54.000 I know what you're thinking, American cigars.

01:00:56.000 These come from the Patriot Cigar Company.

01:00:59.000 And these were actually, see if I can Mr.

01:01:01.000 Producer this a bit. And these were actually a gift from the one and only Roger Stone.

01:01:07.000 So Roger Stone gave these to my lawyer when they did an interview together and my lawyer brought them over to me.

01:01:11.000 So thank you very much, Mr. Stone.

01:01:13.000 We appreciate your work as always.

01:01:14.000 The Patriot Cigar Company make American cigars, which is completely necessary because even if Cubans are the best in the world, you cannot buy Cubans in the United States.

01:01:25.000 And they all have very cool names.

01:01:27.000 So this one is called a TNT. Some are called MOAB, some are called Sidewinder Missile.

01:01:33.000 They're all named after explosives, which of course is very, very American.

01:01:36.000 So I appreciate my Patriot cigars.

01:01:39.000 Thanks for this, folks. And you are guests unofficially sponsoring this evening.

01:01:45.000 So which one's this one called, Tristan?

01:01:46.000 This one is called the TNT. TNT. It even has a little fuse down the side if you look at the way it's rolled.

01:01:52.000 Oh, yeah. I see it, yeah. Yeah.

01:01:53.000 Cool. Let's do it.

01:01:54.000 Oh, it's pretty cool. All the Super Chats you sent tonight, I'm more likely to see the Super Chats that are bigger.

01:02:00.000 As you know, I'm rich and I do not need your money.

01:02:02.000 All the Super Chats are going to go to Tate Pledge, which is the charity that me and Andrew run that feeds hungry children all across the world, in war-torn countries mainly.

01:02:10.000 Um... I am going to cover what happened today with my case because I know a lot of people are going to waste money sending me superchats and spamming about it in the chat.

01:02:21.000 So I will explain what happened in my case.

01:02:24.000 What you have to understand is, up until this moment, every time I've been to court, no judge has considered the evidence that's been collected and whether or not I'm guilty of any crime.

01:02:38.000 The judges were simply making decisions on whether or not me being free or me being in a measure of arrest could compromise the case or compromise the investigation, which is why I was held so long.

01:02:51.000 I think I know the motives behind it, but I won't discuss those right here.

01:02:55.000 They filed charges 13 days ago.

01:02:57.000 That means they put the evidence that they want to prove that I'm a human trafficker forward.

01:03:04.000 Three judges have seen that evidence now.

01:03:06.000 Two judges could not agree on what to do with me. One of them said release these men immediately.

01:03:12.000 This is obviously never going to be a conviction.

01:03:15.000 If a judge first sees at the appeal court and wants to release you, that means that he knows that it's not a very strong case.

01:03:21.000 Another judge wanted to hold me in house arrest.

01:03:24.000 So we had to call in another judge to tie break out. I was at court twice today and the judge who said let these men go lost.

01:03:29.000 Two to one. So here I still am on house arrest.

01:03:33.000 But it is a very good sign and very promising that the moment the file is put together and the moment the evidence is organized in a way that judges can look at it, a very respectable judge in Romania says, let these men out of their house.

01:03:46.000 Almost unprecedented.

01:03:47.000 And my lawyers never see this happen in all of their years practicing.

01:03:52.000 So that is a very, very good sign.

01:03:54.000 So that's what happened with my case today.

01:03:56.000 So I'm still under house arrest.

01:03:57.000 As you can see, they cannot break my spirit.

01:03:59.000 They cannot break my iron mind.

01:04:00.000 I'm perfectly happy and I'm perfectly fine, as always.

01:04:03.000 It's one of the reasons I thought I'd do this Cigar Night.

01:04:05.000 I almost cancelled because I only slept one hour last night.

01:04:07.000 But if I cancel, people are going to think I'm sad.

01:04:11.000 And as a hero to many young men, and I'm preaching stoicism and being tough in difficult situations, I can't have anyone thinking I'm sad.

01:04:18.000 Because I am pretty happy, apart from the fact that Rory's here.

01:04:21.000 Well, I mean... I don't want to say to that really, but yeah.

01:04:26.000 Tristan frustrates me how unbothered he really is.

01:04:29.000 Why? I don't know.

01:04:31.000 It's frustrating because I know a lot of people around you that really care and you care less than anyone I know.

01:04:36.000 Yeah, but it's inevitable.

01:04:37.000 It's part of God's plan. What does caring if I go back to jail or not mean?

01:04:42.000 Like, what is it going to do? What is it going to help?

01:04:45.000 I guess. I guess when you put it like that, that's a good logic, I guess.

01:04:49.000 So, I've been collecting questions on Twitter and on...

01:04:52.000 Can you pass me the layer? Whisper.

01:04:54.000 On Twitter over the last few days.

01:04:57.000 And people have a few questions, because I said I was going to be joined by a friend.

01:05:01.000 We're going to start with the boring ones.

01:05:03.000 Okay. Why are you friends with the Tates?

01:05:09.000 Why am I friends with the Tates?

01:05:10.000 Jesus. Well... Well, we're throwing it back a few years now.

01:05:15.000 I think 17 years ago, I met Andrew.

01:05:17.000 First I met Andrew. I think me and Andrew had a debate on the platform Bebo, which a lot of viewers won't even know what that is anymore.

01:05:24.000 Jesus, Bebo. Do you remember Bebo? 1.00

01:05:26.000 I remember Bebo, but our younger viewers will not know what that is.

01:05:28.000 No, exactly. So me and Andrew had a debate on Bebo.

01:05:31.000 Andrew came and picked me up. We went to the gym.

01:05:33.000 We sparred a few rounds.

01:05:35.000 And then we got talking.

01:05:37.000 And then he said, you know what?

01:05:38.000 Come and meet my brother. So...

01:05:40.000 I went to their apartment in a town called Hitchin.

01:05:43.000 Hitchin, nice apartment. And when I got there, I met Tristan.

01:05:47.000 Well, I didn't actually meet Tristan straight away.

01:05:49.000 Are you actually going to say this?

01:05:51.000 Am I allowed to say it?

01:05:52.000 I mean, no, I'm going to say it.

01:05:54.000 Fine. Tristan was having a foursome when I walked into the apartment, and all I could hear was... 1.00

01:05:59.000 One, it was with three women in me. 0.95

01:06:02.000 Two, that was in the past.

01:06:04.000 Look, in my 20s, I was a bit of a womanizer.

01:06:05.000 I've talked about it lots and lots of times on stream.

01:06:09.000 I've cleaned up my act.

01:06:10.000 I'm a changed man. So I was, what, 22 at the time?

01:06:14.000 You were younger than that, bro. I think you were...

01:06:16.000 20? 19. Anyway, the point is, it was a long time ago, so don't judge me.

01:06:20.000 But yes, I remember. You came into the house and Andrew said, do you want to meet Rory?

01:06:23.000 And I had a bunch of women in my bed, so I couldn't. 1.00

01:06:25.000 So yeah, moving forward.

01:06:27.000 Anyway, that was finished. Tristan came out of his room, come and met me in the living room.

01:06:30.000 And then we, yeah, we started talking, decided...

01:06:33.000 We had very similar senses of humour.

01:06:35.000 We made each other laugh. And I thought, alright, these guys are pretty cool.

01:06:38.000 They're different to anyone I know.

01:06:39.000 And with that, we just hit it off from there, really.

01:06:44.000 I remember, I think it was like a week later, I got kicked out of my house.

01:06:47.000 And I don't know why. I think my dad kicked me out.

01:06:48.000 I don't know why. I don't blame him.

01:06:51.000 Every time you got kicked out of your dad's house, you deserved it.

01:06:53.000 I was an angel. You were not an angel.

01:06:55.000 If you were my son, I would have kicked you out twice as much as Dave kicked you out. 0.58

01:06:57.000 I was an angel. Whatever. 0.89

01:06:59.000 Do you know what? I wasn't an angel.

01:07:01.000 Maybe I was a bit naughty. So dad kicked me out.

01:07:02.000 I deserve kicking out. And yeah, Tristan said, come to sleep on our couch.

01:07:07.000 So yeah, I think we became friends from moving me in.

01:07:11.000 And here he still is, 17 years later.

01:07:16.000 That's a joke. He hasn't been here this whole time.

01:07:19.000 I thought this was a very interesting question because people know that your friends would be on.

01:07:23.000 My friend would be on. Have you ever met Andrew Tate's father and what was he like?

01:07:29.000 Wow. That's a very good question.

01:07:31.000 I was lucky enough to meet Emery Tate a handful of times.

01:07:35.000 I think I met him a couple of times when he came to visit in England.

01:07:38.000 I think he came to watch Andrew fight once and then.

01:07:41.000 I had a few conversations with Emery, and I'll be honest, every conversation I had with that man, my mind was blown just due to the pure vocab that the man possessed.

01:07:51.000 You know, he'd twist you up with his words.

01:07:53.000 He had some great stories, some great life stories, you know, and he was a very interesting, articulate man.

01:08:00.000 And I genuinely believe a lot of the traits that Andrew and Tristan have come from Emery.

01:08:05.000 But yeah, he was actually a very kind man, and me and Emery, we had a good laugh.

01:08:09.000 That's very interesting, because I remember him telling me he hates you.

01:08:13.000 Well... I'm just saying!

01:08:18.000 He never told me that, but he must have hit it well.

01:08:21.000 Yeah, cool, cool. No, he hit it very well.

01:08:22.000 He hit it very well. If you have any questions for Rory, by the way, hit me up in the Super Chats.

01:08:29.000 You're asking me the same sort of business advice as you always do.

01:08:32.000 Fire away. Fire away.

01:08:33.000 I'm ready. But I am going to get to one of these two.

01:08:34.000 Well, one or two of these. Here's a question I get quite a lot.

01:08:39.000 And he says, hey, what are your thoughts on burning boats?

01:08:42.000 I just turned 27. I'm considering quitting my job and moving to a cheaper country to focus on this, to focus on that.

01:08:48.000 I don't know, man. Burning Boats.

01:08:51.000 It's from when Hernan Cortes invaded South America.

01:08:55.000 He made his troops light his ships on fire on the beach so he couldn't sail away to make sure that they're guaranteed to win fighting.

01:09:02.000 It's a saying. Like, leave everything behind and start again.

01:09:05.000 Um, that doesn't sound like burning boats to me.

01:09:08.000 Quitting your job to move to some cheap country just sounds like trying to be some sort of digital mode, no bad internet, freelancing bum, uh, burning boats would be more like you've got, you actually need boats making two grand a month.

01:09:20.000 It's not a boat, bro.

01:09:21.000 Like you need to be making.

01:09:23.000 Four, five, six grand a month in a steady job.

01:09:26.000 And then you have to have a business opportunity that's going to mean you can't take the job.

01:09:30.000 And I always advise people to burn boats in that situation.

01:09:32.000 I really do. I advise people to take the leap, do something more difficult, do something that could pay off in a much bigger way rather than live in regret.

01:09:40.000 But with your situation, it sounds like you're talking about just giving up your normal job to go and be a bum in South America or something, which is not burning boats at all.

01:09:50.000 So, young man, I absolutely advise you to do that.

01:09:53.000 But in your case, it's a little bit strange.

01:09:57.000 Rory, what are your opinions...

01:09:59.000 Don't start this game with me.

01:10:01.000 Not live online.

01:10:03.000 What are your opinions on false allegations?

01:10:08.000 Someone said, are false allegations worse than the crime itself?

01:10:12.000 Absolutely. Absolutely.

01:10:15.000 I've known that these allegations have been false from day one.

01:10:17.000 I mean, I only actually joined...

01:10:19.000 Not my allegations. Let's change this.

01:10:22.000 Let's talk about false allegations.

01:10:24.000 Some guy, not me, falsely accused of rape in America.

01:10:29.000 Are false allegations worse than the crime itself?

01:10:32.000 Absolutely. And I believe that anyone that makes false allegations, if they're found to be guilty, should serve the time that the accused would get if they were found guilty.

01:10:40.000 Absolutely. If they were found guilty of lying.

01:10:41.000 If they were found guilty of lying, they should get jailed.

01:10:43.000 Absolutely. I have a slightly different opinion on this.

01:10:49.000 Because people love to nitpick questions.

01:10:52.000 So I like to dive into the question and give a bit more of an in-depth answer.

01:10:56.000 No. Being falsely accused is not as bad as having the crime actually done to you.

01:11:02.000 But... The effects and the after effects of being falsely accused can be much worse.

01:11:09.000 So I'll give you an example. Sticks and stones can break my bones.

01:11:12.000 If I was walking through the world and someone was calling me a rapist, I wouldn't give a shit. 1.00

01:11:18.000 They're wrong. I'm not a rapist. 0.99

01:11:20.000 Being called a name isn't as bad as being raped.

01:11:23.000 So being falsely accused of something or named something isn't actually technically as terrible.

01:11:30.000 But, but, but... And here's the question.

01:11:32.000 And I'm not saying... That being falsely imprisoned is worse than being raped. 0.63

01:11:36.000 And I'm not saying that being raped is worse than being falsely imprisoned. 0.96

01:11:39.000 But if you were to ask people, you know, would you rather do 13 years in jail or be sexually assaulted? 0.85

01:11:45.000 A lot of people would pick jail and a lot of people would pick sexually assaulted.

01:11:49.000 So the fallout from being falsely accused can actually be a lot more violent and a lot more damaging to people's lives.

01:11:55.000 I also think it affects a lot of people around them as well.

01:11:58.000 So I think the effect that it has on people around them can be massive.

01:12:01.000 Yeah, I know. I mean, you don't wear shorts around me anymore unless you're hurt.

01:12:04.000 I'm a human trafficker. Ah, Rory, I'm not going to attack you.

01:12:09.000 Don't worry. Ah, I need to move this mouse every once in a while.

01:12:13.000 That's my job, actually.

01:12:14.000 I'll move the mouse every once in a while. Mr.

01:12:15.000 Producer, don't worry, I fixed it. I'm not the mouse mover.

01:12:17.000 I thought it was broken for a while. I'm the pint drinker.

01:12:19.000 You're not the pint drinker. Well, my pint's empty.

01:12:23.000 Would you rather give up fame or money?

01:12:25.000 Question for Rory. Oh, dear.

01:12:31.000 Would you rather give up fame or money?

01:12:32.000 I'd rather give up fame than money.

01:12:34.000 I mean, fame... I think if you were famous and broke, it would suck. 0.99

01:12:43.000 I actually really sympathize for people because I hear... 0.96

01:12:47.000 Okay, I've got money, and I'm quite well known.

01:12:49.000 I don't brag that I'm famous.

01:12:50.000 Andrew's famous. And everyone's like, oh, you're the famous one.

01:12:52.000 You're the less famous, brother. I know.

01:12:54.000 It's cool. I'm fine about it.

01:12:56.000 Chill out. But I actually feel really bad for people who are famous and have nothing to show for it.

01:13:01.000 Do you remember when having a big X Factor audition would get you super famous?

01:13:06.000 Yeah. What happened to those people five years ago that blew up?

01:13:09.000 Got 3 million followers on Instagram.

01:13:12.000 Everyone knows who they are. They had one hit song.

01:13:14.000 The song didn't make much money and then their music career faded and now they have no money.

01:13:17.000 What do they do? Because they've still got to fly economy, shop at supermarkets.

01:13:24.000 Mustn't that be super annoying?

01:13:26.000 Yeah. Super annoying when you're famous, but you haven't got any money, you haven't got anything to show for it.

01:13:30.000 I think a lot are famous for Moose.

01:13:31.000 I think things like the X Factor and things like that, they didn't even get the money they deserved for their talents.

01:13:35.000 I think the production took most of their money anyway.

01:13:38.000 Yeah, true. So, you know, I felt a bit sorry for them guys because they actually deserved a lot more than what they actually ended up with in the end.

01:13:44.000 True. And I would rather give up fame than money because money makes the world go round.

01:13:49.000 And if you say it doesn't, then you're lying.

01:13:50.000 No, money makes your life easy.

01:13:52.000 A little bit. In times of...

01:13:54.000 Until they start trying to throw you in jail.

01:13:57.000 Until you start getting accused of being a human trafficker.

01:13:59.000 Jesus Christ. So we are famously from the town of...

01:14:03.000 Luton. Rubbish town. 0.99

01:14:05.000 Absolutely rubbish. I love to represent my Lutonian people. 1.00

01:14:09.000 I love to tell the young men in Luton that you can do better and you can escape that place.

01:14:12.000 But I'm not going to say there's anything good about Luton.

01:14:15.000 I'm going to stop you there, Tristan, because I think there is a lot of great people in Luton.

01:14:18.000 I know a lot of great people in Luton.

01:14:20.000 I didn't say there aren't great people. 1.00

01:14:21.000 But there's also a lot of shit people in Luton. 1.00

01:14:24.000 True. Like you. 1.00

01:14:28.000 So, you know, it's one of those things.

01:14:30.000 I think Luton's gone down the pan in the last 10, 15 years.

01:14:34.000 It's got really bad.

01:14:35.000 But, you know, in terms of growing up in Luton in the 90s, it wasn't a bad upbringing.

01:14:39.000 But I think in the 2000s, you know, knife crime...

01:14:45.000 We had much more burglaries.

01:14:47.000 I think poverty was a lot higher. 0.99

01:14:50.000 And it became a bit of a shit show. 0.98

01:14:52.000 Also, I feel like the internet destroys poor communities a little bit because... 0.99

01:14:58.000 Like, if you're from a really rich community, say you live on Lake Como in Italy.

01:15:02.000 All the houses are $15-20 million plus.

01:15:05.000 Everyone's got a nice fancy car.

01:15:06.000 There are cool bars, cafes everywhere.

01:15:08.000 Everyone gets in their cars, drives around, meets each other.

01:15:10.000 I feel like the internet is so entertaining compared to anything else when you're completely flat broke.

01:15:17.000 That nightlife has died.

01:15:18.000 No one goes out anymore.

01:15:20.000 No one wants to socialize.

01:15:21.000 No one goes down to the pub.

01:15:23.000 We got some good pub stories from back in the day.

01:15:25.000 We got some great pub stories.

01:15:26.000 I think we're going to cover them, aren't we?

01:15:27.000 Half of our pub stories can't be told.

01:15:31.000 But we're not going to tell all of them.

01:15:33.000 No, I know. But I just want the people at home to know that the stories I tell you of this man in the pub are the ones that we deemed tame enough for my young, impressionable viewers to listen to.

01:15:44.000 We were young and wild, Tristan.

01:15:46.000 A little, but you know, we were young and disciplined, but in between boxing matches, we went a bit crazy.

01:15:51.000 Oh, yeah. In between training, yeah.

01:15:53.000 We definitely enjoyed our breaks from training, put it that way.

01:15:56.000 A bit much. Yeah, too much.

01:15:58.000 In terms of drinking, Jesus.

01:16:01.000 You know what is famously from Luton, though?

01:16:03.000 And I'd like to actually ask your opinion on this, because I've never bought them up.

01:16:06.000 Andrew's mentioned him before a few times.

01:16:09.000 I met, the first time I met Tommy Robinson, formerly of I knew Tommy.

01:16:38.000 I knew Tommy growing up. I knew Tommy before the EDL was even formed.

01:16:43.000 It was just one of the things.

01:16:45.000 A lot of people who are looting from different areas knew each other, and you're part of different groups that were integrating with each other anyway.

01:16:52.000 Yeah, I just knew him.

01:16:53.000 I think my family knew his family.

01:16:55.000 It wasn't really a... 0.97

01:16:56.000 I think Tommy Robinson, and I'm glad that we're not on fucking CuckTube or some other streaming platform.

01:17:03.000 Rumble is the best, because you can actually freely talk about ideas.

01:17:06.000 I think Tommy Robinson is largely misunderstood, and I'm going to break it down in a few simple sentences.

01:17:12.000 And I don't care who gets offended because I obviously am now that the world's gone insane and the LGBTQ agenda is all that people stand for anymore. 1.00

01:17:23.000 I'm pro the Islamization of Western Europe because I think that's the only way to save it, to be honest. 1.00

01:17:28.000 I don't think Christians are standing up enough. 1.00

01:17:30.000 I like living in the Christian Eastern Europe.

01:17:32.000 So me and Tommy Robertson have...

01:17:35.000 Ideals that oppose one another.

01:17:38.000 However, however, even as a mixed race person, I'll say this.

01:17:41.000 If you are an Indian from Gujarat and you are a Hindu and you say, I don't want the Gujarati Hindus of my area of India to be replaced with, say, white people, which they did, you know, the British Empire tried to establish and, you know, Or black people or Chinese people. 0.69

01:18:01.000 I want Gujarat to be India and I want it to be Hindu. 1.00

01:18:05.000 I think that's a very healthy view.

01:18:07.000 And everyone listening would actually agree with this, even the super left-wing liberals.

01:18:11.000 If you're from, say, the blackest country in the world, the Gambia. 1.00

01:18:14.000 And you say, I want the Gambia to be filled with black people. 1.00

01:18:19.000 I don't want the black people in the Gambia and our cities to be outnumbered by white people or Chinese people or South American people. 0.83

01:18:25.000 Again, that's a very fair view that everyone, including on the left and right, will agree with.

01:18:30.000 And I do think, even as a half-black man myself, that it is very unfair when people from Western white countries say something similar to immediately attack them.

01:18:44.000 When people say, I'm from Stockholm, Sweden, I'm a Swedish man, I think the people in Stockholm, Sweden should be Swedish people.

01:18:53.000 Yeah. Yeah.

01:19:00.000 I mean, countries like Thailand, white people aren't allowed to own property. 0.95

01:19:03.000 You have to have it owned at least 51% by a Thai person.

01:19:06.000 They have laws in place to make sure their people are in charge of their assets.

01:19:10.000 But no one calls Thailand a racist country.

01:19:12.000 China, forget about it. 1.00

01:19:13.000 If you're not Chinese, you can't do anything. 1.00

01:19:17.000 Russia, again, if you're not Russian, there's not too much you can do.

01:19:21.000 They will discriminate against you for being a foreigner.

01:19:23.000 So, in Tommy's defense, I will say this.

01:19:26.000 I don't think there's any wrong...

01:19:28.000 Anything wrong with a British man saying, this is England, I want it to be British. 0.99

01:19:33.000 I think that's a very natural mindset.

01:19:36.000 There's nothing wrong with having British values.

01:19:38.000 And there's nothing wrong with being patriotic in that way.

01:19:42.000 But if people want to call me racist, they can, of course, if they like.

01:19:45.000 I think everybody should be six foot four and half black.

01:19:48.000 Myself. I form my own nation. 0.80

01:19:52.000 Talismanistan. Talismanistan's not a place, Tristan. 0.92

01:19:55.000 It could be. Where would it be?

01:19:58.000 I don't know, because I'd buy a bunch of land.

01:19:59.000 Make my own country. Everyone has to be mixed race. 1.00

01:20:02.000 Sorry, Irishman. 1.00

01:20:03.000 So I'm banned. You would be super banned.

01:20:07.000 No Irish. Speaking of which, I'd like to tell an Irish joke. 1.00

01:20:13.000 No, I'm not. I'm not telling Irish jokes.

01:20:16.000 I'm not telling Irish jokes. We know a few.

01:20:17.000 I'm not going to get there. But...

01:20:20.000 We do like to tell Irish jokes.

01:20:22.000 I'm a quarter Irish myself.

01:20:24.000 Don't worry. Where's your granddad from, Tristan?

01:20:25.000 He is from Limerick, which is proper Ireland, not England, as some Northern Irish people call themselves.

01:20:31.000 Irish. Well, yes. 0.98

01:20:33.000 I mean, I never knew your granddad, but I know that you come from good Irish stock.

01:20:38.000 What do you mean you didn't know Douglas? You didn't know Douglas Ashley!

01:20:42.000 What was your granddad's favorite song, Tristan?

01:20:45.000 Like a rhinestone cowboy.

01:20:47.000 Did he used to sing it when he came home from work drunk?

01:20:49.000 No, from work drunk?

01:20:51.000 He barely worked.

01:20:53.000 He came home from the pub drunk.

01:20:55.000 Now let's not go into any more detail than that, but my grandfather was a boozer.

01:20:59.000 He liked to drink or two.

01:21:01.000 As did most of your Irish ancestors, but we won't get into them either.

01:21:04.000 We definitely won't get into them.

01:21:05.000 Hey, Tristan, good work. Stay safe, stay strong.

01:21:08.000 Don't worry, I'm strong. Rob from Massachusetts.

01:21:10.000 Don't worry, I'm strong. I can't be broken.

01:21:11.000 They can keep me in jail for 100 years.

01:21:13.000 I'll stream to you guys smiling every single day.

01:21:15.000 Don't worry about it. So I'm going to finish my Guinness, and you are going to talk about what your impressions of Romania are, because I have lots of Romanian fans who listen to me.

01:21:24.000 My impressions of Romania, geez.

01:21:25.000 Well, I'll be honest. I think before I ever came to Romania, I had this very...

01:21:31.000 I had an opinion...

01:21:32.000 Well, I had a belief that I was going to come to a place that was run down, that was gypsies, and it was a failed society. 1.00

01:21:41.000 But when I got to Romania, I realized, shit, there's actually a real... 0.96

01:21:50.000 I didn't believe when I went to Bucharest the amount of supercars and money that was actually in Romania. 0.97

01:21:54.000 Yeah. But honestly, I had a real image of a rundown place and I think that was due to a lot of ignorance, I'll be honest, and a lot of people giving me bad, you know, bad opinions on it because of the influx of gypsies in England. 1.00

01:22:05.000 Oh, the Irishman from Luton talking shit about Romania. 0.97

01:22:09.000 That'll be the day. I'll be honest. 1.00

01:22:11.000 I've traveled a lot in Romania.

01:22:12.000 I've been to several cities. I've traveled, I've driven, I've been lucky enough to drive supercars on the Transalpina with Andrew.

01:22:19.000 And some of the views and the scenery in Romania is absolutely stunning.

01:22:24.000 Like, I've never seen nothing like it.

01:22:26.000 When I got to the top of the Transalpina, and when I went to Brasov into the mountains, and, you know, you see some of the views, it's breathtaking.

01:22:34.000 You know, my Romanian fans are going to chop this all up and put it all over TikTok, because I have a large Romanian fan base.

01:22:40.000 Romanian people love me.

01:22:41.000 I can imagine. And you have to understand, the traditional, you know, man, woman, have a family, old-school traditional views, that resonates well in Romania.

01:22:49.000 Romania is not my enemy.

01:22:51.000 I also think that, you know, the people of Romania, every Romanian that I've met has been a really good person.

01:22:57.000 And maybe I've been very lucky, but...

01:22:59.000 Also, the women are stunning compared to... 1.00

01:23:01.000 I wouldn't know anything about that, you know me.

01:23:04.000 You know me, I like to keep my head and eyes straight forward.

01:23:07.000 Yeah, absolutely. But no, I'll be honest, I had a bit of an ignorant view before I came to Romania and I came here and I was completely startled because, yeah, I think some of the scenery in Romania is absolutely stunning.

01:23:18.000 I think, you know, Eastern European women, absolutely beautiful.

01:23:22.000 And I think that the, you know, the...

01:23:25.000 Culture. Yeah, just the culture in itself.

01:23:28.000 There's no crime compared to Western Europe.

01:23:31.000 I find that there's absolutely no crime compared to what there is at home as well.

01:23:34.000 So it's, yeah, I'm very impressed with Romania, if I'm honest.

01:23:38.000 Certainly see no crime around me.

01:23:39.000 Well, I mean, I lived here for a long time.

01:23:42.000 I had no problems with Romania. Well, that's because you were human trafficked.

01:23:44.000 You didn't realize. Yeah.

01:23:45.000 That's the thing. Yeah, it's all brainwashing. 0.87

01:23:48.000 I was brainwashed. Speaking of women, I actually want to give a bit of a rant, which annoys me. 0.97

01:23:52.000 I'm going to zoom into my face here while we do this.

01:23:55.000 Guinness from a can is nowhere near as good from Guinness as from a pump.

01:23:58.000 You're right. So I want to have a go at people who follow me on Twitter.

01:24:03.000 I wrote this down because I said, hey guys, ask me questions.

01:24:07.000 And a girl who follows me is a, let's call her an e-girl or an internet model. 0.97

01:24:12.000 Now, I have said a hundred times, men, do not take drugs.

01:24:16.000 Do not watch porn.

01:24:18.000 Do not do these things. 0.59

01:24:19.000 They're bad for you. I've preached this a million times.

01:24:23.000 One second. Ah, the police are here for me to sign my signature.

01:24:26.000 It's all right. I'm going to have to go for a second.

01:24:27.000 I've said these things a million times. 0.98

01:24:31.000 But what that doesn't mean, young fans of mine, is when a girl who happens to be some sort of e-model comments on one of my posts asking a normal question, that you all fucking attack her and insult her. 0.98

01:24:43.000 Do you know how bad that is just for me and Andrew's reputation? 0.70

01:24:47.000 It's not even that I care about my reputation so much, but people who dislike me will see you disrespecting people. 0.97

01:24:55.000 If someone comments something on my post and you say, oh, this guy's a fat guy, this guy's a hoe, this guy's an internet prostitute, just ignore them or be polite. 0.97

01:25:05.000 Just because I tell young men not to watch porn does not mean attack any woman who wears a bikini who's on my feed asking any question. 0.95

01:25:12.000 I think it's very juvenile and you shouldn't be doing that.

01:25:15.000 So I actually want to bring that up because people were attacking some chick who posted a photo. 0.89

01:25:18.000 I missed something that I wanted to say about Romania, actually.

01:25:21.000 Go on. So what I also didn't know about Romania is the nightlife is awesome.

01:25:26.000 In fact... Is awesome.

01:25:28.000 Ah, we've had better nights down the pub.

01:25:29.000 I'm going to leave you for a minute because I've got to go sign my signature with the police.

01:25:32.000 That's fine. So you can talk about Iranian nightlife and American cigars.

01:25:35.000 If you get arrested, goodbye forever.

01:25:37.000 Goodbye forever. What I will say is the nightlife in Romania is absolutely amazing.

01:25:42.000 I didn't realize the club culture in Bucharest and compared to the West, places like London, I was mesmerized by how modern the nightclubs are, how big the club culture is.

01:25:57.000 There are people out every night of the week.

01:25:59.000 Yeah, there was a dancer you liked, but I won't tell that story.

01:26:01.000 We definitely won't get into that. We won't get into that.

01:26:02.000 So, I couldn't believe it.

01:26:04.000 It was like a Tuesday night and it was like a Friday night out in London.

01:26:07.000 And I like a drink.

01:26:10.000 Really? So every night, I could go out any night and I knew it would be busy, so I knew I was always going to have a good time in Romania.

01:26:17.000 Yeah, so speaking of liking a drink, because we've had some fun nights down the pub as well, let's not start necking these because we haven't got enough in the bucket.

01:26:26.000 So you didn't buy the bucket? There's more in the house.

01:26:29.000 I'm not walking back into the house.

01:26:33.000 Ah, delicious. I've got a story to tell about Rory.

01:26:38.000 You can tell the Caesar's Thumb story about me later and the times I've applied it, but I'm going to tell a story about Rory in the pub.

01:26:43.000 You know... I'm scared.

01:26:45.000 Sometimes... I'm going to let him have it.

01:27:05.000 I'm going to tell him a Rory story.

01:27:08.000 If a child goes out into your beautiful garden and picks all your roses that you've been growing and gives them to you, you can't really be that mad that he destroyed your garden because he doesn't know any better.

01:27:20.000 So Rolly, when he has a drink or two, sometimes doesn't know any better.

01:27:25.000 I lose my mind when I've had too much drink.

01:27:27.000 So that's Raw Ron.

01:27:29.000 Rory's a nice guy. Raw Ron's an animal.

01:27:31.000 So yeah, Tristan, I think I know where this story's going now, but I'm going to let you tell it.

01:27:35.000 So I have my first Aston Martin.

01:27:37.000 It's a cheap Aston Martin. I bought it about nine years ago.

01:27:40.000 Me and Andrew shared it. It cost me about £60,000.

01:27:42.000 But in Luton, that was an amazing car at the time.

01:27:44.000 You never sold them. I know exactly where this is going.

01:27:45.000 You know exactly where this is going. So me and my friend Rory, I'm in...

01:27:51.000 I'm in Luton. I've decided to pick Rory up for a drink.

01:27:53.000 I don't have a fight coming up. He doesn't have a fight coming up.

01:27:55.000 So we drive our Aston Martin, after I pick him up, to a pub, a local pub, called the Lester Arms, in between Luton and Dunstable.

01:28:02.000 Shout out to the Lester Arms.

01:28:04.000 If anyone drinks there...

01:28:07.000 They do a mini-mixed grill.

01:28:08.000 Send me a picture on Twitter of you at the Leicester Arms, and I'll send you 50 quid to get pissed with.

01:28:13.000 That is a guarantee from Tristan Tate.

01:28:15.000 Do it on Twitter. So they get down to the Leicester Arms.

01:28:18.000 I get down to the Leicester Arms with my friend Rory, and we decide to have a couple pints of Guinness, as you do.

01:28:24.000 So we walk up to the bar, and I said to the barmaid, give me two pints of Guinness. 0.60

01:28:27.000 We sit down, we drink the first two in the first few minutes.

01:28:30.000 So then, I go over to the barmaid and said, can we just open a tab? 0.98

01:28:33.000 They said, nope, no tabs. Because it's Luton, isn't it?

01:28:35.000 People run away from tabs.

01:28:37.000 People run away. I know a few people that would do that.

01:28:39.000 Who, you? She saw your face and thought, this guy's a tab runner.

01:28:44.000 So anyway, so I said, look, you see that car outside?

01:28:46.000 That car cost me £60,000.

01:28:48.000 It's my life savings.

01:28:50.000 Here's the key. And I handed the key over to a short, blonde, skinny waitress. 1.00

01:28:55.000 Now, her description is exceptionally important.

01:28:58.000 Because the story evolves from there.

01:29:01.000 So two pints of Guinness go down, three pints go down.

01:29:04.000 They let me open the tab. They knew I had the money to pay it because of the flash car.

01:29:07.000 And me and Rory finished about 15 pints of Guinness each.

01:29:10.000 I have the photo of the 30 pint glasses on the table.

01:29:13.000 I think you're going to tweet that in about an hour.

01:29:16.000 All right, cool. Tweet it in half an hour.

01:29:17.000 I'll tweet that photo in an hour.

01:29:19.000 So Rory, as well-intentioned as he is, let's not...

01:29:22.000 Let's not start dick measuring. 0.87

01:29:25.000 I can drink a bit more than you. 0.98

01:29:27.000 You can drink well, but I'm the champ.

01:29:29.000 Alright, I'm gonna hold my hands up and admit that.

01:29:31.000 Okay, so you're more drunk than me.

01:29:34.000 Steaming drunk. Steaming drunk.

01:29:35.000 So we walk up to the bar, and I politely ask a chubby, brown-haired, elderly woman Hello. 0.96

01:29:43.000 I'd like to pay my tab.

01:29:44.000 Can I have my car key, please?

01:29:46.000 And she looks at me and goes, what car key?

01:29:48.000 Rory hears what car key?

01:29:51.000 Slams all the glasses onto the floor from the bar and starts screaming, you took his car key!

01:29:58.000 You've nicked his car! Give him back his key!

01:30:00.000 Rory, chill the fuck out. 0.98

01:30:01.000 This is a different person. 0.98

01:30:03.000 It took no less, by the way, than 15 seconds for the barmaids to talk and actually hand me the key. 1.00

01:30:11.000 So I apologized, tipped heavily, and dragged Rory to the car as he was threatening everyone in the pub, challenging him to fight on the way out.

01:30:18.000 But Rory has calmed down now.

01:30:19.000 He was a bit of a liability when I used to know.

01:30:21.000 I was crazy. I was crazy.

01:30:22.000 All my hands up was crazy, especially when I was drunk.

01:30:24.000 But Tristan didn't help because he used to consume so much alcohol so fast that he used to turn me into this animal.

01:30:29.000 Oh, it's my fault, is it?

01:30:31.000 Yeah, it's your fault. I mean, if you bring a Rottweiler into a house and the Rottweiler trashes the house, who do you blame?

01:30:35.000 The Rottweiler or the person who brought it there?

01:30:37.000 You brought yourself into the pub.

01:30:39.000 Every time. You invited me!

01:30:40.000 The pub was your idea! It was a Tuesday afternoon!

01:30:42.000 I'm not sure it wasn't your idea.

01:30:43.000 The pub's always your idea. Anyway, I went back there the next week to have something to eat, because I used to go there quite frequently.

01:30:48.000 And when I turned up, the manager was like, oh, sorry, mate, you're banned for life.

01:30:52.000 Ha! Oh, I don't blame him.

01:30:54.000 So, Lester Arms between Luton and Dunstable, I apologize to you.

01:30:58.000 And if you personally send me a Twitter message, I'll buy you 200 new glasses.

01:31:03.000 Because now I'm rich.

01:31:05.000 Right. What do you think of my allegations?

01:31:09.000 I am accused of human trafficking.

01:31:12.000 What are your opinions? 1.00

01:31:13.000 My opinions are, which I think everyone knows, I know that it's bullshit. 0.99

01:31:20.000 Because I lived here for a while. 0.98

01:31:22.000 I've seen Ladies, come and go from this complex as free as birds. 1.00

01:31:29.000 And, you know, I think I covered most of this on the James English interview.

01:31:34.000 And I think a lot of people have seen this in reels, what I think of this situation.

01:31:37.000 And I must say, James English, if you're listening, just want to say hello.

01:31:41.000 Check that out if you haven't seen it.

01:31:42.000 Go to... I hate to give a plug to YouTube, but check out the James English podcast and watch the one with Rory.

01:31:46.000 James English is an amazing guy.

01:31:48.000 He hit me up straight away because...

01:31:50.000 I felt like I needed to say my piece.

01:31:53.000 And I was never online, really, Tristan.

01:31:55.000 Did I ever try and chase clout from you online when you got famous?

01:31:58.000 No, I didn't. I didn't even have Twitter.

01:32:00.000 No, you didn't. I signed up to Twitter in January when these allegations began.

01:32:04.000 And I just felt like I had to do something because otherwise I felt helpless.

01:32:07.000 There was nothing I can do. With that, I made a tweet and it went viral.

01:32:11.000 And next thing, James English hit me up in my inbox.

01:32:13.000 And yeah, that's all she wrote.

01:32:14.000 I went and done a podcast with him.

01:32:16.000 So you covered my allegations on that.

01:32:17.000 I covered the allegations in the James English interview.

01:32:19.000 And James English is still my friend today.

01:32:21.000 And he's a great guy. So James, if you're listening, hello.

01:32:23.000 I want to clear something up. Nice.

01:32:25.000 That's what you did there. I want to clear something up.

01:32:27.000 On the podcast a few days ago, I said that the charges against me are that I ran a gang trying to steal girls' TikTok money.

01:32:35.000 Money from TikTok accounts.

01:32:37.000 Girls who say that they're not victims. 1.00

01:32:40.000 And a few newspapers, of course, like The Sun and some others, got very confused.

01:32:45.000 They're saying, Tristan went on a crazy rant about how his accusations are stealing money from TikTok, but he's actually charged with human trafficking.

01:32:53.000 I just want to make something clear.

01:32:55.000 That is the human trafficking evidence they're using.

01:32:59.000 I want to make this clear. When you think of human trafficking, I'm going to cover what human trafficking is.

01:33:03.000 You assume buying and selling people, moving people across international borders, transporting people, forcing people into sex work, making a profit from people, forcing people into prostitution, pimping.

01:33:16.000 That's what you assume human trafficking is, selling people's organs. 0.81

01:33:19.000 I'm telling you, because I was charged with human trafficking and they had to find some evidence The evidence they've collected is the fact that I happily share girls I know who are glad for the help and say I'm innocent.

01:33:32.000 I'll share their videos to make them more popular on social media.

01:33:35.000 But do I not do that with you and Justin and Alex and everyone in this house?

01:33:39.000 If you are big on social media, everyone asks you for your help.

01:33:42.000 So they picked some girls I know and said, oh, look, well, Tristan shared their TikTok video two years ago.

01:33:48.000 He must be human trafficking.

01:33:51.000 So I want to make sure that people understand that isn't Me dismissing human trafficking, saying, oh, I'm not human trafficking.

01:33:58.000 They're saying I'm nicking TikTok money.

01:34:00.000 The stealing of the TikTok money is the evidence used against me in the human trafficking case.

01:34:05.000 That's it. Which I think is absolutely insane.

01:34:08.000 But, you know, that kind of shit happens. 0.99

01:34:10.000 They weren't going to find real kidnapped people. 0.99

01:34:12.000 The only person kidnapped here is Rory.

01:34:14.000 I've got a gun on him under the table.

01:34:15.000 So I've got the laptop in the way.

01:34:17.000 To be fair, there has been a couple of times where Tristan wouldn't let me go home.

01:34:21.000 True. If anyone's the victim here, guys, it's me.

01:34:25.000 You're staying for another drink.

01:34:26.000 We've just given them all the evidence they need to convict me.

01:34:29.000 I'm a brainwashed victim.

01:34:31.000 Oh no, I'm leaving. I've had too much to drink.

01:34:32.000 You will stay and you will fucking drink. 0.99

01:34:34.000 So, speaking of Irish accents, why... 0.99

01:34:36.000 Because someone asked me this, and I thought I'd ask you this, because I'm from Luton.

01:34:41.000 You're from Luton. Why don't we sound like we're from Luton?

01:34:45.000 I sound like I'm from Luton.

01:34:46.000 I'm from Luton. A little bit.

01:34:48.000 But not as... You're not...

01:34:49.000 As pikey as you should be. 1.00

01:34:52.000 Okay, well, look.

01:34:54.000 My family are Irish.

01:34:55.000 My dad's side's from Dublin.

01:34:57.000 My mum's side's from...

01:34:58.000 Her dad's from Roscommon. Her mum's from Dromore.

01:35:00.000 You know, so I was brought up in an Irish background with an Irish family.

01:35:04.000 There are a lot of people with Luton who are from Irish backgrounds.

01:35:07.000 Luton had a huge factory called Vauxhall that used to build cars.

01:35:12.000 And in the 60s...

01:35:13.000 A lot of people came from Ireland to work in Vauxhall.

01:35:15.000 Including my grandfather. Including my family too.

01:35:19.000 So, you know, there was a massive influx of people into Luton because Luton has an airport.

01:35:24.000 And yeah, so with that, there's a lot of Irish communities in Luton and I'd say, you know, Most of the people I went to school with came from an Irish background.

01:35:34.000 I know a lot of people from Luton who consider themselves Irish with English accents.

01:35:39.000 You know, a lot of people call them plastic paddies, but, you know, I know I'm Irish.

01:35:42.000 I mean, if a cow's born in a stable, it doesn't make it a horse, does it?

01:35:46.000 You know? I guess not.

01:35:48.000 I guess not. I've got a good super chat here that I want to read out.

01:35:51.000 Christy777. Single mom here, 36 years old. 0.99

01:35:54.000 I have four teenage boys.

01:35:55.000 Devout Christian. Same dad for all five kids.

01:35:57.000 I'm a member of the real world. Any advice on raising boys to be real men?

01:36:01.000 Get your boys down a fight gym.

01:36:03.000 That's one of the reasons me and you are friends.

01:36:05.000 It's one of the reasons that me and Nigel are friends.

01:36:06.000 It's one of the reasons that me and most of my friends are friends.

01:36:08.000 Dale, I've got a bunch of friends that I knew from the fight gym.

01:36:10.000 I feel like men need camaraderie.

01:36:13.000 And men need, you know...

01:36:15.000 Men that they need to know that if I'm in a position where I need my friend to fight, he's ready and he can fight.

01:36:20.000 Because that's the real world. The real world is dangerous.

01:36:22.000 And you're very lucky to have four teenage boys.

01:36:24.000 I think that's absolutely awesome.

01:36:26.000 But yeah, send them to a fight gym together. 0.62

01:36:27.000 Let them motivate each other. Let them push each other.

01:36:29.000 Let them get beaten up by the other guys in the gym until they...

01:36:31.000 Raise our standards and raise our level.

01:36:33.000 Especially if you're from a town that's rough as Lewin.

01:36:35.000 Exactly. Every weekend, you could get into a fight in any minute.

01:36:39.000 So you need that kind of group around you that you know are going to have your back.

01:36:42.000 I think that's very important. I think that's very important growing up.

01:36:45.000 And also, Christy, also Christy, You're a single mother of five kids. 0.75

01:36:49.000 You sent me a $50 super chat.

01:36:51.000 If you copy and paste this message and DM it to me on Twitter so I can check it's exactly the same punctuation for punctuation so no scammers get me, I'm going to send you your $50 back.

01:37:00.000 Also, what I do want to say is...

01:37:02.000 Use it for your boys' first fight lessons.

01:37:03.000 I've copied and pasted that message.

01:37:04.000 So copy and paste it directly to my Twitter so I know it's you 100% verified because I've got the dots and stuff you put in here.

01:37:11.000 I'll send you your money back.

01:37:13.000 Take Pledge doesn't need your...

01:37:15.000 $50 that badly, you're trying to raise a bunch of kids and God bless you, you're doing a great thing.

01:37:18.000 That's very nice, Tristan. What I will say is important too, is not only having boys that have your back in terms of physical sense, but we used to scrape our money together to go on nights out, Tristan.

01:37:27.000 And I think... Well, I'm on house arrest and here you are at my house.

01:37:31.000 Yeah, I know, but I've got the...

01:37:32.000 You're welcome! But I mean, like, when we used to go out on nights out, you know, we all used to make sure, sometimes I wouldn't have money, Tristan, and Andrew would say, don't worry, Rory, I've got you tonight.

01:37:41.000 You know, if I wanted to go somewhere...

01:37:43.000 And sometimes you'd nick your dad's credit card.

01:37:46.000 Dave, he did do that.

01:37:47.000 I'm sorry, Dave. Why did you have to grasp me up?

01:37:50.000 Look, it's been 11 years.

01:37:51.000 He can't be that bad. No, he wouldn't be mad now.

01:37:53.000 I think he'd laugh now, but at the time...

01:37:56.000 Jesus! Yeah. I took my dad's credit card to Northampton once and went a bit crazy with it.

01:38:00.000 It was a bit nuts. You know what? Me and Andrew were kings.

01:38:02.000 I'm going to give an honourable shout out to Dave Sinnott right now because I still use his name quite often.

01:38:09.000 So, I haven't said it in a while because Andrew stopped becoming my drinking partner, but when you used to steal Dave's credit card, We used to go to the bar and just order mad rounds of drinks.

01:38:20.000 Six Jager bombs, three vodka and cokes, two bottles of wine, six pints.

01:38:24.000 And then we used to get all the drinks to shout, I'm Dave Sinner, I'm Dave Sinner.

01:38:27.000 I've been doing that to this day.

01:38:30.000 Because now I'm super rich. 0.93

01:38:33.000 I'll literally buy 20 bottles of champagne, come over with a bunch of other crap, and I'll say I'm Dave Sinner. 0.53

01:38:39.000 So it's still a joke that I use to this very day.

01:38:41.000 Dave's a great man. Dave is a great man.

01:38:43.000 I love Dave to bits. He's a great man.

01:38:44.000 One of the best men in the world.

01:38:46.000 Dave is a great man. The apple's fallen far from the tree.

01:38:52.000 Far, far, far from the tree.

01:38:54.000 But it's strange though, because my mum's also a great lady too.

01:38:57.000 And mum, if you're listening, I love you too.

01:38:58.000 So, you know. Yeah, we're always mum if you're listening.

01:39:00.000 I love you too. I like you too.

01:39:03.000 Yeah, no mum jokes.

01:39:04.000 We don't do that. Speaking of which, I got a question about some YouTubers.

01:39:08.000 I'm actually not going to say their names because they're not as famous as me and they're dorks who talk shit about me all the time. 0.67

01:39:13.000 So... What do you think of open marriages and open relationships? 0.90

01:39:18.000 I mean, I can cover it briefly.

01:39:20.000 What do you think? You've got a wife and you let your wife get banged by other dudes. 1.00

01:39:23.000 Now, people listening will know who I'm talking about.

01:39:26.000 And the chat's probably going to start spamming his name in a minute.

01:39:28.000 But there's a few people that this is true to, I guess.

01:39:33.000 I just don't get men like that.

01:39:35.000 I couldn't have a man look at my wife. 1.00

01:39:36.000 That's not how men should be.

01:39:38.000 No, it's not. No, if you're going to engage in degenerate behavior like sharing a woman in any way, shape, or form, Marriage isn't for you. 0.91

01:39:46.000 Being a man probably isn't for you.

01:39:48.000 Why get married if you're gonna do that as well? 0.81

01:39:50.000 It's just, to be honest, the thought of that sends shivers down my spine.

01:39:54.000 Because, yeah, I just, I don't know.

01:39:56.000 I don't listen. I don't know what goes through people's minds who are like that, but I could never be programmed like that.

01:40:01.000 Yeah. No, I think it's very, very stupid. 1.00

01:40:04.000 I'm gonna make a quick mention Because a lot of people here are asking about the real world. 0.99

01:40:09.000 Everyone at this point knows what the real world is.

01:40:12.000 The real world is an online university.

01:40:13.000 We have 18 different modern wealth creation methods with professors teaching you every single one of them.

01:40:19.000 All my professors are...

01:40:21.000 All the professors inside of the real world are verified millionaires.

01:40:24.000 And what they do is they teach you their method of wealth creation.

01:40:27.000 So it cuts out the middleman of going to university.

01:40:29.000 You're learning directly from the rich and successful.

01:40:31.000 But... There's a new campus added to the real world very recently.

01:40:37.000 We have a health, fitness, and mindset side of the campus.

01:40:41.000 And if you've seen my latest post on Twitter, I think I retweeted a man named Alex Stanchu recently.

01:40:46.000 He's a very fit guy standing in the middle of me and Justin who are sadly gigantic.

01:40:50.000 Alex is a weapon. Alex is a weapon.

01:40:52.000 So Alex is the health and fitness guru mastermind.

01:40:56.000 So before you go online and subscribe to any...

01:40:59.000 I don't know, health and fitness courses, health and fitness this and that.

01:41:04.000 The same guy I hire to train me to rehabilitate my shoulder after the injury, to do my acupuncture, to do my nutrition, the same guy who I hire as a man as rich as I am is available at your fingertips.

01:41:18.000 Inside of the real world. I've been here for 12 days and I must say the advice that I've had off Alex and I've had a few fitness sessions with Alex have been absolutely unreal and I'd recommend him to absolutely anyone.

01:41:29.000 I'm not just saying that. If you want to fight, you go to Amir.

01:41:31.000 If you want to get fit, you go to Alex.

01:41:32.000 So I'm going to post his Twitter inside the chat.

01:41:37.000 I'm going to spam it a little bit.

01:41:39.000 So follow him. Join the real world on his page.

01:41:41.000 You can find him at Alex...

01:41:44.000 Alex, STA official.

01:41:45.000 So he's now a professor of the real world?

01:41:47.000 He is a professor of the real world for health, fitness, nutrition, and all the things that I like and all the things that everyone needs.

01:41:53.000 Can I just say, I've seen so many young men absolutely smashing it in the real world.

01:41:57.000 Yeah, I know. I really have. Do you know what?

01:41:59.000 I wish we had something like that when we were younger.

01:42:01.000 I was literally about to say. Instead of getting drunk in the pub.

01:42:03.000 If we had had that when we were 17 and we weren't running around looting, you know, getting in fights and drinking pints.

01:42:09.000 Today I'd be rich. Today you'd have a bit of money.

01:42:11.000 I wouldn't be under house arrest. 1.00

01:42:13.000 Fucking hell, crazy. There's a question to me that I'm going to answer very briefly. 0.99

01:42:18.000 If I could leave Romania, would I? Well, first of all, you have to understand this.

01:42:21.000 this, I could leave Romania. I mean, not my guess right now, I'm under house arrest. But theoretically, a man of my income and the way that I make my money, completely legally through normal apps and businesses, etc. I could live anywhere on the in the world that I wanted. But Romania has become a home to me. I have a deep affiliation with the Romanian people. I do not hold the Romanian people or even the Romanian judicial service in any way responsible for what has happened to me. I know the justice will be done in the end.

01:42:47.000 I know the people of Romania have my back. I appreciate all the fan mail. I appreciate all the love and Romania. Yes, it's out of my interest in how to speak Romanian. So I don't know how you pick up languages is stupid.

01:42:58.000 I don't think we're in here. 1.00

01:42:59.000 I barely speak English.

01:43:05.000 I don't know how you pick up languages so fast.

01:43:07.000 I think you get that from your dad as well, because he was a linguist, right?

01:43:10.000 Yeah, true. But I'm still working on my Irish.

01:43:13.000 Do you want to hear an Irish joke? 0.97

01:43:15.000 I'll tell one Irish joke. All right, Tristan, tell us an Irish joke. 0.74

01:43:17.000 An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman are descending the steps to heaven.

01:43:22.000 God puts out a thousand steps ahead of them and says, I'm going to tell you a joke every fifth step.

01:43:29.000 And if you laugh, you get flushed permanently to hell.

01:43:32.000 But if you make it all the way up to the top without laughing, you get to come into heaven.

01:43:36.000 Englishman, you go first. 0.87

01:43:38.000 The Englishman was sharp and witty, started ascending the steps.

01:43:41.000 And on step 65, he started laughing. 0.52

01:43:44.000 God threw him right to hell.

01:43:45.000 The Scotsman says, I'll go next.

01:43:48.000 Starts walking up the stairs, gets to step 385.

01:43:53.000 And he starts laughing at God's jokes. 0.95

01:43:54.000 God takes the Scotsman and throws him right into hell.

01:43:58.000 The Irishman starts walking up the steps confidently, stops every fifth step, hears the joke that God tells him, doesn't laugh.

01:44:06.000 He gets up to step 999, and he starts bursting out laughing.

01:44:13.000 And God says, you're on step 999, what are you laughing for?

01:44:18.000 I haven't even said the last joke.

01:44:19.000 The Irishman replies, I just got the first one.

01:44:25.000 Oh, classic. Tristan has all these classic Irish jokes just to take the piss out of me. 0.92

01:44:31.000 I have a very eclectic group of friends. 0.79

01:44:33.000 I have redneck friends, black friends, Pakistani friends, Indian friends.

01:44:36.000 I have Jewish friends, Christian friends, Muslim friends, Hindu friends.

01:44:39.000 I have friends from China, friends from Japan, friends from South America.

01:44:43.000 It's fun to laugh at each other, but the Irish jokes always go down well. 1.00

01:44:46.000 No one calls you racist for making fun of the Irish, which I think is very sad.

01:44:49.000 Do you know what? I'm quarter Irish myself, so I can...

01:44:52.000 I also know a lot of people from different nationalities. 0.98

01:44:55.000 So I can use the P word with the hard Y. Patty bastard. 1.00

01:44:59.000 No, but listen... I know a lot of people are living from different nationalities and different cultures. 0.98

01:45:04.000 We all used to grow up taking the piss out of each other.

01:45:07.000 And it was never ever in bad blood. 0.99

01:45:08.000 You know, I was called the paddy bastard. 1.00

01:45:10.000 You still are. 0.99

01:45:12.000 And I'm not going to go into racial slurs, but you know, that's how we used to joke.

01:45:16.000 And that was our friendship. And we still speak to...

01:45:17.000 I have friends from different cultures to this day.

01:45:20.000 I've been friends with for over 20 years and we still take the piss out of each other for our own cultures.

01:45:23.000 The realest meme I've ever seen is a meme of...

01:45:28.000 face saying, Oh, you're so beautiful. You're so lovely. And then says women behind each other's backs. She's a bitch. 1.00

01:45:33.000 She's a whore. She's this she's that. And I said men to each other's faces. Oh, you're a prick. You're a piece of shit. 1.00

01:45:38.000 You're a dickhead. You're a dork. You're a loser. Men behind each other's backs. He's a real good guy. So yeah, I typically, you know, that is how men deal with each other. So don't get I don't want to be reported for racism for saying Irish jokes I'm caught for Irish myself. I don't take it personally at all because I know Tristan is one that is part Irish. 1.00

01:45:54.000 Oh, I got a lot of Irish. You're part Irish for a start. 0.99

01:45:56.000 Oh, I got a better one. Oh my God, here we go.

01:45:58.000 Right, who wants another Irish joke? 1.00

01:46:01.000 Spam wise if you want to hear another Irish joke. 0.99

01:46:04.000 Spam ends if you want me to stop with the Irish jokes because I've got plenty of Irish jokes.

01:46:07.000 Wiser ends. Yeah, wiser ends.

01:46:10.000 Yeses or nos. I'm ready to tell Irish jokes all night.

01:46:15.000 Spam Luke. Okay, the wives are coming. 1.00

01:46:17.000 Ha ha ha! Alright, so you lot like him laughing at my expense, yeah?

01:46:21.000 Alright, I guess we'll do it.

01:46:22.000 This is Rumble. It's not going to ban me for hate speech for telling Irish jokes.

01:46:25.000 Alright, here's a good one. An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman are all in a pub in the United States.

01:46:32.000 And the pub is terrible.

01:46:34.000 None of them like it.

01:46:36.000 The Englishman starts and says, Well, this pub is absolutely terrible.

01:46:40.000 Back in London, my landlord will give you a fifth drink for free every time you buy the fourth drink.

01:46:47.000 The Scotsman says, No, Englishman, that's nothing.

01:46:50.000 Back in my hometown...

01:46:52.000 I can't do a Scottish accent.

01:46:53.000 The landlord... We'll give you the second drink free every time you buy the first!

01:46:58.000 That is the worst Scottish accent I've heard in my life. 0.91

01:47:00.000 All right, carry on. Sorry, James English.

01:47:02.000 Yeah. And the Irishman says, Ah, that's nothing at all.

01:47:05.000 In my hometown, when you go into the pub, they give you a drink on the house.

01:47:09.000 And then another. And then another.

01:47:11.000 And then another ten! And after you've had enough drinks, they take you upstairs to a private room, and they make sure you have a little bit of fun, if you know what I'm saying.

01:47:20.000 And the Englishman in the Scottish...

01:47:21.000 All free of charge...

01:47:23.000 Any Englishman and the Scotsman look at him incredulously and say, no, Irishman, that can't be true.

01:47:30.000 Has that ever actually happened to you?

01:47:32.000 And Paddy says, oh, no, not to me, but it's happened to my sister many times.

01:47:39.000 Do you know what? I actually miss the Irish pubs in Luton because Luton used to have loads of Irish pubs and the pub culture died and the pub culture in Luton in terms of Irish pubs was unreal.

01:47:50.000 St. Patrick's Day in Luton used to be an absolute spectacle.

01:47:53.000 They used to have this place called Irish Square and now there's a medical center where it was and it used to be around the buildings my dad owned, the Hardware Cafe.

01:48:00.000 He doesn't own them anymore. But, yeah, the Irish pubs around there on St.

01:48:03.000 Patrick's Day, people used to keep their kids off school.

01:48:05.000 They'd be drinking from 8 o'clock in the morning to 8 o'clock the next morning.

01:48:08.000 And it was just live bands.

01:48:10.000 The atmosphere was crazy.

01:48:11.000 It was unreal. And then all of a sudden it just died.

01:48:14.000 And I felt like that took a massive part of Luton.

01:48:17.000 Yeah, it did. It took a massive part of Luton.

01:48:19.000 The Irish culture was a massive part of Luton.

01:48:20.000 Yeah. It all ended with me granddad died.

01:48:23.000 Yeah, I think it was when the Americans started coming over.

01:48:26.000 Yeah, thanks. Thanks, yeah.

01:48:27.000 The mixed race Americans. Such a racist. 0.99

01:48:31.000 Oh dear. Thanks a lot, Eileen. 0.79

01:48:34.000 How are you finding the American cigar?

01:48:36.000 Do you know what? It's actually really good.

01:48:38.000 It's very decent. Very, very good.

01:48:40.000 It's very decent. I wasn't expecting it to be that nice.

01:48:43.000 I'll be honest. Patriot Cigar Company.

01:48:45.000 I give you your dues. You make very good cigars.

01:48:47.000 Yeah, you do. Thank you very much. You do.

01:48:50.000 So, yeah. If you're in the United States and want some cigars, go to thepatriotcigars.com.

01:48:56.000 Mypatriotcigars.com. Check them out.

01:48:58.000 Very, very decent. I've got a few other questions.

01:49:00.000 A lot of these are more serious questions that people will typically ask me on a cigar night because people don't know that you are going to come on this.

01:49:13.000 Tristan, when a pikey walks in with his hair like that, you've got to ask yourself, have I made a mistake? 1.00

01:49:19.000 Someone's trying to tell Irish jokes against you.

01:49:20.000 Listen, you're not Rory's friend.

01:49:22.000 You can't tell Irish jokes. 1.00

01:49:24.000 That's what I do. 1.00

01:49:26.000 Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00

01:49:29.000 Your racism is... Oh, this is a good one. 1.00

01:49:31.000 Sorry, I wanted to cover this. Top G Netherlands. 1.00

01:49:34.000 There's a Dutch politician called Thierry Badeau.

01:49:38.000 I don't know how to pronounce it.

01:49:40.000 Who defended you and your brother and confronted the Prime Minister.

01:49:42.000 Have you seen it? And do you have a message for him?

01:49:45.000 Yes, I have seen it, in fact.

01:49:47.000 And I would like you, if you do know him, to tell him that when I was in prison, I saw his defense of me on television.

01:49:54.000 It made the Romanian news.

01:49:56.000 Was that the guy everyone said was the Dutch Prime Minister, but he wasn't?

01:49:59.000 No, yeah. It was a Dutch politician.

01:50:02.000 His speech was very good.

01:50:04.000 It was very good. And he made some very valid points.

01:50:07.000 So I do appreciate everyone who's come to my defense.

01:50:10.000 When I was in jail, the people who came to my defense that made it onto Romanian national TV are people who made my day.

01:50:17.000 So Tucker Carlson, obviously, I saw him.

01:50:19.000 I saw Michael Francesi, you know that mafia guy, ex-mafia boss.

01:50:23.000 I remember the ex-mafia boss, yeah.

01:50:24.000 He made it to Romanian TV. You know who else made it to Romanian TV? Eddie Griffin, the American comedian.

01:50:29.000 No way. Eddie Griffin was on Romanian television, a clip of him going, yeah, man, that Andrew Tatey's a problem.

01:50:34.000 I like him a lot. That's the problem.

01:50:36.000 And he was on television. I laughed all day.

01:50:39.000 I want to give a shout-out to the makers of South Park, who completely ripped my brother a new one.

01:50:43.000 What did they call Andrew on South Park?

01:50:45.000 Alfonso Finescu. And it was the Romanian sex trafficker, and it was hilarious! 1.00

01:50:50.000 Like, people get South Parked, and they get butthurt about it.

01:50:53.000 Like, I heard Tom Cruise tried to sue them, and people...

01:50:55.000 I was like... I watched that episode, and I pissed myself.

01:50:57.000 I was in jail, and I heard that Andrew got South Parked.

01:51:01.000 I didn't even see it from within the prison walls, and I was happy for a week.

01:51:05.000 So, what was it?

01:51:06.000 Matt Stone and Trey Parker, yeah.

01:51:08.000 God bless you, man. My little brother was the last one to tell me about that episode, and I had to watch it, and I thought, what?

01:51:13.000 I feel like you could have ripped him harder, though.

01:51:15.000 Really? Yeah. You let him get away with it.

01:51:17.000 I mean, you could have ripped him a lot harder.

01:51:19.000 Called him by his actual name.

01:51:21.000 I think they could have done better with the name.

01:51:23.000 I think they tried to troll him a bit with the name.

01:51:25.000 Yeah. But I think they should have just kept his real name.

01:51:28.000 But no amount of trolling us could make us upset.

01:51:30.000 I'm such a South Park fan.

01:51:32.000 And South Park are very, very smart.

01:51:34.000 The makers of South Park have nailed so many real-world issues.

01:51:38.000 Do you remember 17, 18 years ago, the episodes about Mrs.

01:51:41.000 Garrison? Yeah. You better call me a real woman. 1.00

01:51:45.000 But isn't that funny how they predicted or Kyle's dad wanted to be trans species and everyone laughed like it was a big joke. 0.75

01:51:53.000 South Park's crazy. And now you have those people.

01:51:55.000 So South Park, I believe, is written by true intellectual.

01:52:01.000 True intellectual titans write and produce South Park.

01:52:04.000 They must do. Because they've done an exceptionally good job of predicting the future.

01:52:07.000 So, if you want to rip Andrew more, I can help you out.

01:52:11.000 I can tell you his secrets.

01:52:13.000 I can tell you things that might annoy him.

01:52:15.000 We can really get him!

01:52:17.000 So just slide into my South Park Studios, get into my Twitter DMs, and let's give Andrew a South Park episode that he never recovers from!

01:52:24.000 I must say that when people rip us online, they don't understand that they're not offending us.

01:52:29.000 We actually find that hilarious.

01:52:31.000 The more accurate it is, the funnier it is.

01:52:35.000 And we don't get hurt by it. 0.97

01:52:36.000 In fact, most of our sense of humor is based on ripping the shit out of each other every day. 0.98

01:52:41.000 Exactly. So I don't understand why people try and troll us because we find it hilarious. 0.98

01:52:45.000 No, I think that when you're comfortable in yourself and you know who you are.

01:52:48.000 I mean, I get told every day. People call me a human trafficker and a sex trafficker every day now. 0.86

01:52:52.000 I'm just like, someone posted a photo of a jail cell earlier.

01:52:54.000 I had a single bed and a tiny little jail cell.

01:52:58.000 This is where you're ending up, mate.

01:52:59.000 And I was like, what? One per room?

01:53:02.000 One bed per room? I bloody wish. 0.94

01:53:03.000 You haven't seen a Romanian jail. 0.95

01:53:05.000 I just got out of Romanian jail.

01:53:06.000 One of my own friends the other day made a reel of me.

01:53:09.000 And I'm standing in a McDonald's.

01:53:11.000 I'll be honest. I let myself go a bit because I wasn't training and stuff.

01:53:14.000 You know, I put on a bit of weight.

01:53:15.000 So what? Now I'm getting more and more in shape every day being here.

01:53:19.000 Being trained by Alex, funny enough, and Amir.

01:53:20.000 Yep. So what I will say is...

01:53:22.000 Find him inside the real world. One of my own friends made a reel, and I'm going to share it on Twitter.

01:53:26.000 And the reel says...

01:53:27.000 It's a David Attenborough voiceover.

01:53:30.000 And in the voiceover, it calls me the biggest animal to ever grace the planet, a blue whale, at 200 tons and 300 feet, and they show the dimensions of my body in the video.

01:53:40.000 Nice. And I laughed and laughed and laughed, you know, like, so, that's just my sense of humor.

01:53:45.000 I love ripping the shit out of myself. 0.91

01:53:46.000 You know, I want to talk about bullying, actually, a little bit, then, because I think this is quite a good topic to get onto. 0.99

01:53:51.000 I believe that men should bully each other.

01:53:56.000 And boys should bully each other.

01:53:57.000 And I feel like the roots of bullying, when people say, oh, this kid is getting bullied, or this boy is getting bullied.

01:54:05.000 If I were the parents of a boy who was getting bullied, I would actually look into why.

01:54:09.000 For example, if I had a very fat, obese son, and I was sending him to school, and he was coming home saying I'm being bullied, I'd be like, boy, you're fat. 0.94

01:54:15.000 I mean, he is fat. 0.97

01:54:17.000 I'd have a word with his mom. He's fat. 1.00

01:54:19.000 Let's make him lose weight. It is what it is. 0.98

01:54:20.000 If you're fat, you're fat, and you deserve to be called fat. 0.99

01:54:23.000 Go and lose weight. It's really not that difficult. 0.99

01:54:26.000 I'd rather be called fat than lied to and told, like, you know, I'm in shape.

01:54:29.000 So I don't get why people take offense to the truth, because the truth is the truth, and you can't hide from it. 1.00

01:54:35.000 Rory, you're an ugly cunt. 1.00

01:54:41.000 Oh, dear. You know, a lot of people have asked me a lot of good questions. 1.00

01:54:45.000 What do I think about Robert F. Kennedy Jr., etc.?

01:54:47.000 These are questions for when I'm not with Rory, I think.

01:54:51.000 These are questions for when I'm not with Rory, because they are just serious topics that I could discuss on another Cigar Night.

01:54:59.000 So we're going to finish up in the next five minutes.

01:55:01.000 I'm going to get through a few Super Chats. 0.96

01:55:02.000 Thank God, I don't want to speak to you for much longer. 0.99

01:55:04.000 Good, I'm going to fucking block you and kick you out of my house when this is done. 1.00

01:55:07.000 When are the DNG comics coming out? 0.99

01:55:10.000 They're out. I got my first copy today.

01:55:12.000 I got a signed copy. One of the first 20.

01:55:14.000 Is Andrew doing a competition pool for the...

01:55:17.000 For the first 20, I think he signed them today, right?

01:55:19.000 Yeah, he did. He signed them so you can get them.

01:55:21.000 The artwork on the D&G comics is unreal.

01:55:23.000 So if you could get your hands on one, get one.

01:55:25.000 Because honestly, I think they're going to be limited edition.

01:55:27.000 And the quality of them, I've got mine today, absolutely unreal.

01:55:31.000 And yeah, I know the creators of the D&G comics.

01:55:33.000 And I want to say, hats off to you guys.

01:55:34.000 You've done a fantastic job.

01:55:37.000 Who's KitboxyGuy in your comment section on IG-Netherlands?

01:55:40.000 I don't have IG. I do not have Instagram.

01:55:42.000 There are some very good fan accounts around.

01:55:45.000 None of them are run by me.

01:55:47.000 I do not have an Instagram account.

01:55:48.000 The fan accounts, you know, they're good.

01:55:51.000 They're run by good people. You know, they keep my face out there.

01:55:54.000 God bless them. Nothing wrong with them, but I don't have one, so do not message me on Instagram.

01:55:58.000 I heard you love Trailer Park Boys.

01:55:59.000 You ever seen Trailer Park Boys? Trailer Park Boys, yeah, it's fun.

01:56:01.000 Trailer Park Boys is epic. But here's the thing about Trailer Park Boys.

01:56:03.000 Someone's asking me what my favorite episode is.

01:56:05.000 Foodium with the $10 super chat.

01:56:07.000 Trailer Park Boys is...

01:56:09.000 It reminds me...

01:56:11.000 There's a man in the pool eating pizza and bourbon.

01:56:13.000 Yeah, okay. We get it. Yeah.

01:56:15.000 It's like the oldest one in the book.

01:56:16.000 I swear to God, someone actually sent me a Domino's the other week to the pub where I was drinking in England.

01:56:21.000 They sent me a Domino's.

01:56:23.000 So I don't know why they got wind of where I was or whatever.

01:56:27.000 I think I posted a story somewhere and next thing a load of Domino's turned up.

01:56:31.000 I don't actually eat a lot of Domino's.

01:56:33.000 I ate Domino's because it was convenient, it was locked down, and there was nothing else to do.

01:56:37.000 Now we have chefs, so there's no need.

01:56:39.000 We have chefs, and we're free to go anywhere.

01:56:42.000 So what I would say about Trailer Park Boys is, here's what I love about Trailer Park Boys.

01:56:45.000 Do you remember being completely flat broke?

01:56:47.000 Yeah. We always had new ideas to make money.

01:56:49.000 Yeah. Some of yours I never wanted to partake in.

01:56:52.000 We don't know how to talk about that.

01:56:53.000 We don't know how to talk about that. Let's just say, if I ever had any friends back in the day, Who suggested to me that I break the law.

01:57:01.000 I was boring. I said no.

01:57:03.000 I never did. I never broke the law either.

01:57:08.000 But apparently I didn't start human trafficking when I was 33 and already worth $100 million.

01:57:12.000 That's a crazy story. But Trailer Park Boys is awesome because they're broke.

01:57:16.000 They're at rock bottom. They're a bunch of bums. 1.00

01:57:19.000 They have no money, but they've always got each other's backs. 0.95

01:57:21.000 That's right. They're good friends who always have each other's backs.

01:57:23.000 And the ideas of sticking behind your friends, supporting your friends' ideas, going out and having fun with your friends, even though you haven't got any money in the bank.

01:57:30.000 I watched Trailer Park Boys and it reminds me of us growing up.

01:57:33.000 Bro, and you're right. That's why it's such a good show.

01:57:35.000 I think it preaches amazing masculine male values of friendship and perseverance that a lot of people could learn from if you just look past the dumb shit of it. 0.99

01:57:45.000 It's important to have your boys' backs completely. 0.99

01:57:47.000 And that's the most of it.

01:57:49.000 I've had boys who said they'd have my back and they didn't have my back at all.

01:57:51.000 But I'll be honest, every time that I've ever been in trouble growing up, you and Andrew have always been there to have my back.

01:57:57.000 And I will, honestly, thank you for that, Tristan.

01:57:59.000 And I've got your back, bro. Always.

01:58:00.000 I know that. And, you know, I'm grateful to be here.

01:58:03.000 Yep. And, you know, the minute you're out of jail, I tried to get to you by train because my passport was expired.

01:58:08.000 And somehow I managed to get to France.

01:58:10.000 Well, the first month, I wasn't allowed unapproved visitors.

01:58:13.000 No. It was an epic journey.

01:58:17.000 I won't go into that now because we haven't got time.

01:58:19.000 But we'll cover that another day.

01:58:20.000 Yep. That's the cigar finishing up.

01:58:23.000 So... I'm Tristan Tate.

01:58:25.000 You all know me, of course. That's why you're watching this podcast.

01:58:29.000 I'm going to give you a second to plug where you're from and where they can find you.

01:58:33.000 If you want to join the real world, I would advise, looking into the health and fitness side of it, go to Alex Stanchu's Twitter account, which is, of course, I'm going to post it in a second.

01:58:46.000 Alex, S-T-A, official.

01:58:49.000 Alex, with an X, S-T-A, official.

01:58:52.000 Go to his Twitter account, look at all the information he has on the new health and fitness side of the real world, which is new, which a lot of you people don't know about.

01:59:00.000 And then you can join from there.

01:59:03.000 Rory, do you want to tell these guys where they can find you?

01:59:05.000 What's what you're doing? Guys, you can find me on Instagram at High Prospects or you can find me on Twitter at Raw Sins.

01:59:12.000 R-O-R-S-Y-N-S. You know, I tweet daily.

01:59:16.000 I don't post much on Instagram unless it's a very good post.

01:59:19.000 I mean, I posted the other day with Tucker Carlson.

01:59:22.000 Yeah, awesome guy. Absolute legend.

01:59:24.000 One of the most base guys I've ever met, which was strange because I forgot he was here.

01:59:29.000 And yeah... Let's save that story.

01:59:32.000 We'll save that story. But Tucker Carlson is...

01:59:34.000 Honestly, I was listening to him.

01:59:36.000 I was taking in the things he was saying.

01:59:37.000 He's a very intelligent man and I was very impressed by the things he had to say.

01:59:40.000 So, thanks guys for listening tonight.

01:59:43.000 Thanks for joining us. And me and you are off for another few Guinnesses.

01:59:48.000 For another few Guinnesses. Guys, cheers.

Tate Speech - July 05, 2023

Cigar Night Q&A with Tristan Tate | Ep.4

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