Tristan Tate is at the Grand Chess Tour in Romania, playing in a tournament where only 9% of the players are professional chess players. He also has a problem with his broken McLaren and needs to get it fixed, but he doesn't want to wait for it to be fixed, so he needs to buy a new one while it's getting fixed. And that means he has to go back to Germany to get a new car, which means he won't be able to drive his old one for another 2 weeks, and he's going to have to buy another new car while the old one is being fixed. Does that make sense to you? Do you know the difference between a white and a purple McLaren? It's like having two blondes with big tits. This one has the same colour, but it's just slightly less blondes. And it has a carbon accent, so now I have to have carbon accents for this car. And then I need to get this one fixed while it s getting fixed, and then I have no car at all. So now I need a carbon wing, so I need another carbon accent. So I need the carbon, so that I can have the carbon I got in Dubai, which is a coupe with decot, which I don't know what colour it's called. Do you understand what that means? And then the car is getting fixed and I can't drive it without the carbon? So I have a car that has the carbon accents so I can get it back without this one, so it's a carbon accents, so then I can drive it back with the carbon and then it comes back with carbon accents in it's carbon accents and it does the carbon accent and it's going into the workshop and I have this one that I don t know what it has the white colour it does. This is a complicated story, but that's what makes sense to me. I hope you enjoy this episode, it's not too complicated, and I hope it doesn't make you feel like you'll like it. I'll see you soon! -TJ. -P.S. :D -Tavan T. ( ) ( ) ( )( ) ( . ( ) ( ( ). ( . . ) ( :D) ( ) and Andrew ( ) :D . ( , & Andrew ( and Andrew )( )
00:00:16.000Hi guys Tristan Tate here I'm down at the Grand Chess Tour Romania.
00:00:45.000If you have some free time, I suggest you come and check it out and watch some of the games being played.
00:00:49.000I myself am just a hobbyist player, an amateur, but I've always appreciated professional chess, and this is where the smart people hang out, so I'll see you down here.
00:00:59.000Thank you so much. So we have the lounge here, and then the tournament's going on in there.
00:03:14.000So we have a big problem, which I've solved.
00:03:16.000What's the problem? I know you brokies don't understand, but McLarens, although they're the fastest and perhaps the best cars purely for racing, break all of the time.
00:03:26.000And my McLaren 765LT, which is probably my favorite car, maybe the 812 is my favorite car.
00:03:35.000Anyway, I had a problem with the throttle.
00:03:37.000I sent it to McLaren. They said, we've changed the throttle housing.
00:03:39.000It's come back, but the throttle still doesn't act right.
00:03:42.000Obviously, I pissed all over Alex and his Lambo in my broken McLaren.
00:03:46.000Then I thought I have to send my McLaren back to Germany to get fixed.
00:03:49.000And that's going to annoy me because it means I have no McLaren on the drive.
00:04:50.000Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple, because that is truly ridiculous.
00:04:58.000So I got a slightly different shade of purple.
00:05:18.000Now it's getting complicated because now, if I buy all the carbon, that means this car goes into the workshop and I need it on the drive.
00:05:24.000So what we have to do is send this one away to get fixed.
00:05:26.000While it's getting fixed, I drive this one without carbon, order the carbon, then when this one's fixed, this one comes back, then I can send this to the workshop to have the carbon installed so they have matching carbon profiles and slightly different colors of purple.
00:05:38.000Does this stress you out? It's not easy.
00:05:41.000I mean, people think that having 60 cars would just be fun.
00:06:02.000Take her for a spin now. Yeah, 600 grand is absolutely nothing to me.
00:06:07.000It's like buying a Starbucks. Would you buy a Starbucks?
00:06:09.000If you had a Starbucks and it had to go away to be reheated for two weeks, but you really wanted a Starbucks, would you buy another Starbucks to wait for that Starbucks to push you with?
00:06:54.000All done. And then three days later you get Top GK. You know, sometimes I look at all the stress I go through and all the work I do and The Matrix is trying to kill me and they put me in jail, etc.
00:09:09.000Maybe. And the 720. Those are McLaren's.
00:09:12.000See, it's our backup purple 765, because 765's in purple.
00:09:17.000Are very unique looking. And you couldn't, you know, come up with a blue one.
00:09:21.000Because then people would think that you were renting them.
00:09:23.000So you need, when it breaks, because McLaren's break all the time, to have a purple 765LT in reserve.
00:09:29.000The reserve purple. I think we can all agree that Bailey's a dickhead.
00:09:32.000I mean, I think we can all just sit and agree that the McLarens turning up to the house are conclusive evidence and proof of the fact that Bailey is in fact a dickhead.
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