Tate Speech - July 19, 2022


CLIMBING SKYSCRAPERS IN DUBAI | TATE CONFIDENTIAL Ep. 21


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

80.56497

Word Count

713

Sentence Count

85

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

In this episode we talk about a bunch of random stuff. We talk about how we got into the world of gokarting and how it's better than going to the gym. We also get into a conspiracy theory about why Ron Paul is a bad guy and how he's actually good at it. And of course there's a new segment called Conspiracy Theories where we discuss the weirdest things that have happened in the past and what could possibly be going on in the future. This episode was brought to you by and . We hope you enjoy this episode and we'll be back with more conspiracy theories next week! Love ya, bye. -Tate & Mike xxx - P.S. Sorry about the audio quality, it's not the best but we promise it'll get better next week. Love you guys, see you next Monday! -Jono & Tate xxx - Jono & Mike Jono: Mike: , Jake: Jakey: Jules: . . Jacob: josh: Luke: Jack: Will: Josh: Max: Tom: Joe: Michael: Paul: Ben: Ryan: Tim: Chris: Jordan: KEVIN: Tyler: Alex: Evan: Thanks for listening to this episode of the podcast, thank you so much for listening and supporting us, we really appreciate your support, we appreciate you guys. We really appreciate it. We really do appreciate it greatly. -Jonos:) -Mike: - Thank you for your support and support us greatly - -Josie:) -P.S: P.A. , P.J. & P.B. & J.M. :P -J. & K.J., J. & D. (A.C. ( ) -D. (M. (AJ) -R. (S. (J. (R. ) ) - J. (P. (B. (C) & KEVY) -JOSIE) - JOS ( ) -JACOB ( ) ( ) & JOSIE ( ) . (JOSH: ) (TAYLOR (AUGMENTING) ( )


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I'm not a girl.
00:00:22.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:28.000 I did it!
00:00:53.000 I did that when I was London, I pulled up in a Huracan.
00:01:13.000 I got out and the traffic board goes, I will give you a ticket!
00:01:17.000 I said, bro, what the fuck are you waiting for?
00:01:20.000 I said, I don't know!
00:01:22.000 Like a shit! 50 pounds before the hurricane!
00:01:25.000 Shit, like a fucking ticket!
00:01:27.000 You're not going to pay it anyway! That's another thing.
00:01:31.000 Some girls start laughing. The coolest thing, maybe one of the coolest things you can do in your life.
00:01:34.000 I had a bunch of shopping bags. I walk up to the American.
00:01:36.000 There's a parking ticket on it. I took it.
00:01:38.000 I threw it on the floor. Put the things in the bag to throw it off.
00:01:41.000 And they were like, what? I meant to just take it on the floor.
00:01:44.000 How was the book arrest? Yeah, come arrest me.
00:01:49.000 I'm not so confident now, bro.
00:01:51.000 Name a champion ever in history.
00:01:54.000 You start getting hit, started feeling the pressure, had a bad round, and then after a knockdown just went, you know what, nah, I don't want it.
00:01:59.000 Name one great champion. Never have to answer that.
00:02:02.000 I'm going to do it.
00:02:06.000 So
00:02:28.000 we're going to see how I can do after three years of women's cigars, drinking, very little training, give it all.
00:02:48.000 So I'm going to have to rely on my, uh, fuck knows.
00:02:51.000 Fuck knows. It's like, it's like Rocky where you say, you haven't got the speed, you haven't got the stamina, you're old now, you're just going to have to just, fuck knows, get in there.
00:03:02.000 See how it goes. Nice,
00:04:16.000 you know. Nah, he's good. But then we've gotten some bullshit challenge.
00:04:20.000 We're going to walk to the top of the tower, 80 floors up the stairs.
00:04:23.000 I don't know. How did this happen? Someone was talking some shit about walking up the stairs.
00:04:27.000 How did this happen?
00:04:28.000 How did we agree on this? I don't know.
00:04:31.000 We were walking 80 floors.
00:04:32.000 80 floors to the top.
00:04:34.000 Look at that little dude double step, he's in a wrong shape.
00:04:38.000 That's a little bit of a pain in the butt.
00:04:52.000 Sorry for Mr. Fucking Jungle of the man.
00:04:54.000 Exactly. We're forwarding him up for half a day.
00:04:59.000 What? Almost half a day.
00:05:02.000 This is much harder than usual cardio.
00:05:04.000 An hour of sex. Much harder than braces.
00:05:09.000 I thought you might want me to do it.
00:05:11.000 Oh yeah.
00:05:12.000 I've seen a few younger ones with peach shirts.
00:05:39.000 I've seen a few younger ones with a pink shirt.
00:06:03.000 I've seen a few younger ones with a pink shirt.
00:06:18.000 The hollowest victory of all.
00:06:19.000 Oh.
00:06:20.000 We're at the top.
00:06:22.000 And the door's locked.
00:06:27.000 How are you feeling? Jules fine.
00:06:29.000 Doing him? Jules probably got a boner.
00:06:32.000 Breaking the fuck for six hours.
00:06:36.000 And who's dead?
00:06:38.000 I'm triple dead.
00:06:40.000 and one fold.
00:06:42.000 I'm going to show you how to do it.
00:07:44.000 Supposedly, supposedly these are the fastest go-karts you can rent.
00:07:48.000 You can run.
00:07:49.000 So I'm about to brunt you up.
00:07:52.000 My arm falls out of place if I do this.
00:07:55.000 I've got an injury on my shoulder. It's about to lose.
00:07:57.000 I said I didn't want to come. Guys, the GoPro's not working.
00:08:05.000 You can't fucking film with a fucking iPhone on a fucking go-kart track, Ron Paul.
00:08:09.000 You know what? Mike, Mike fucked up loads, and Mike is here.
00:08:12.000 Ron Paul, you're supposed to be the guy.
00:08:14.000 You're supposed to be the man.
00:08:16.000 Try and turn it off. Where is it?
00:08:19.000 It's not working. It's not working.
00:08:20.000 The GoPro doesn't work.
00:08:23.000 Did you charge it?
00:08:26.000 Yeah. I don't know, Ron Paul.
00:08:29.000 You're lucky you're 7'4".
00:08:30.000 You're lucky.
00:08:32.000 I'm just gonna have to beat you at go-karting without it being filmed.
00:08:36.000 And then take you back here with a GoPro that works next week.
00:08:40.000 So maybe this was all a plan, a conspiracy by you to go go-karting twice.
00:08:45.000 Maybe you're just a super go-kart fan and I'll let that slide.
00:08:48.000 But if next time we come here we don't have a working GoPro.