Tate Speech - February 20, 2019


Dairy Queen Message

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Mentioned
EP82 - Tate on Brexit EP86 - Tate on Do Girls Love Money

Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

111.5

Word count

840

Sentence count

113


Transcript

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00:00:09.000 Supposed to be flying to Bucharest.
00:00:11.000 Why does my plane ticket say Moscow?
00:00:17.000 Why does my boarding card say Moscow?
00:00:20.000 Yeah, but why?
00:00:23.000 I said book flights home.
00:00:25.000 I don't live in Moscow.
00:00:29.000 I just want to know.
00:00:41.000 Why we're going to Moscow?
00:00:43.000 I discovered he's a fucking little worm.
00:00:45.000 I thought I better go to Moscow.
00:00:47.000 But why?
00:00:48.000 Because you're on one.
00:00:52.000 Go find the business lounge.
00:00:53.000 You want to have some Thai food?
00:00:56.000 Yeah, I know a place that does Thai food.
00:00:58.000 Right here.
00:00:58.000 Thai food.
00:00:58.000 Where are you going?
00:01:01.000 Dairy Queen is not Thai food.
00:01:03.000 What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
00:01:05.000 Dairy Queen is not Thai food.
00:01:06.000 Thai restaurant right there.
00:01:08.000 This looks disgusting.
00:01:11.000 Chili dogs and ice cream.
00:01:12.000 It's not Thai food, Andrew.
00:01:15.000 Dairy Queen is not Thai food.
00:01:17.000 Why?
00:01:17.000 It's our last day in Bangkok at the airport.
00:01:21.000 Dairy Queen?
00:01:23.000 What's wrong with this guy?
00:01:26.000 Couldn't let me have one last Thai meal, could you?
00:01:28.000 Where are you right now?
00:01:30.000 Bangkok Airport.
00:01:31.000 Thailand.
00:01:32.000 Is this a meal?
00:01:35.000 Half of one.
00:01:36.000 So it's a Thai meal?
00:01:38.000 It's not.
00:01:39.000 It's Dairy Queen.
00:01:39.000 It's not.
00:01:40.000 The food you buy in Thailand is Thai food.
00:01:41.000 Look at the worm.
00:01:45.000 This has officially been the worst shit I've ever eaten.
00:01:47.000 You should have let me have Thai food.
00:01:51.000 Let's go.
00:01:53.000 Find me the business lounge so I can have some proper food and a glass of wine and no more fucking Dairy Queen.
00:02:00.000 Pretty full now.
00:02:02.000 Find me the business lounge immediately.
00:02:05.000 I've got tastes of Thailand right there.
00:02:10.000 And you order a Dairy Queen.
00:02:12.000 Why?
00:02:15.000 Not only do I bet that there's free food in the business class lounge, but I bet it's Thai food and we don't have to pay for it.
00:02:23.000 Because it's included.
00:02:27.000 Royal Silk Lounge.
00:02:27.000 That must be it.
00:02:29.000 Let's go to the spa.
00:02:31.000 Royal Cooking Spa.
00:02:32.000 Andrews have asked massages.
00:02:34.000 We were in a country where there's a massage place and a spa on every corner, and we did nothing but drink for two weeks.
00:02:40.000 Now we need massage.
00:02:41.000 We don't need to go to the airport spa for a hundred times the price when we've completely negated it.
00:02:50.000 Let's go to the business.
00:02:59.000 That isn't true.
00:03:07.000 Hello.
00:03:09.000 Sorry for my brother.
00:03:11.000 He's an eccentric.
00:03:13.000 I'm flying business class with Aeroflot.
00:03:15.000 Is this the lounge I can use?
00:03:18.000 No, where is it?
00:03:19.000 I was told near D5.
00:03:20.000 I was told D5 by the lady at information.
00:03:24.000 My name is Miracle.
00:03:26.000 Ah, okay.
00:03:26.000 Yes, she did say that.
00:03:27.000 Okay, thank you.
00:03:28.000 Bye.
00:03:29.000 So we went to the wrong business class lounge.
00:03:32.000 Suck this big soup in D. Get it out.
00:03:34.000 Veiny, huge, oversized.
00:03:37.000 Better get that fucking oversized luggage tag.
00:03:40.000 Put it on for you, suck it.
00:03:41.000 Massage the dairy clean into my veins.
00:03:45.000 Into my veins, so it goes down.
00:03:46.000 The blood goes into my boner.
00:03:48.000 And it was a fucking pineapple sundae dick fest.
00:03:53.000 I don't like talking to you.
00:03:56.000 Don't say that to the lady at this business lounge.
00:03:59.000 Excuse me, where is the business lounge for our Aeroflot?
00:04:04.000 Aeroflot, yes.
00:04:05.000 This way?
00:04:06.000 Yes.
00:04:06.000 Thank you.
00:04:07.000 Opposite DeFi.
00:04:07.000 Thank you.
00:04:10.000 Hello.
00:04:11.000 Do you like pineapple sundaes?
00:04:14.000 Pineapple sundae.
00:04:16.000 Pineapple.
00:04:16.000 When you massage the Dairy Queen into your veins.
00:04:20.000 My brother's crazy.
00:04:21.000 Sorry about him.
00:04:21.000 Pineapple sundae.
00:04:23.000 Yeah.
00:04:25.000 Big and strong.
00:04:26.000 Exactly.
00:04:27.000 Exactly.
00:04:29.000 She knows.
00:04:32.000 No, he's crazy.
00:04:34.000 Don't worry about it.
00:04:38.000 You don't have it.
00:04:39.000 It's real serious.
00:04:40.000 Okay, that was really funny.
00:04:43.000 Yo, Andrew, do you want something proper to eat?
00:04:46.000 Do you want something proper or not?
00:04:48.000 I'll give you something proper.
00:05:02.000 Happy?
00:05:05.000 You happy?
00:05:05.000 What we do with you comes back to booze.
00:05:07.000 I can't continually, constantly drink gin and tonics.
00:05:13.000 I've had about 400 gin and tonics in the last two years.
00:05:15.000 What time is it?
00:05:17.000 11 in the morning.
00:05:19.000 What time is it in Romania?
00:05:21.000 Earlier, 5 in the morning.
00:05:23.000 There you go, club time.
00:05:27.000 True.
00:05:41.000 Sunday fun day.
00:06:02.000 Welcome on board. Thank you very much.
00:06:22.000 That's the booze button right here.
00:06:25.000 What you do is you press it.
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