Tate Speech - November 28, 2023


Death Before Decaf | Tate Confidential Ep 198


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

130.44684

Word Count

1,411

Sentence Count

209

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

In this episode of Four Caffeinated Men, the lads are introduced to the world of coffee and the things they do with it. It's the first of many episodes to come on Four Caffinated Men and we're here to make sure you don't want to miss any of them. We'll be back next week with a new episode where we'll be joined by a special guest! This episode is brought to you by Vevolution and produced by BBC Radio 4. All rights reserved. Used w permission. Please do not use this content without written permission from the producers. If you like what you hear, please leave us a five star review on Apple Podcasts and we'll read it out on the next episode. Thank you so much for all your support, it means the world to us and we can't thank you enough. Love ya, bye. xoxo. - The Duke and Lady P.S. Sorry about the audio quality, we had some issues with the first half of the episode. We re working on this episode so it's a little choppy at the beginning. We promise to fix that next week. The second half will be better. Please bear with us, we re still working on it. We promise. Xx - EJ & Glynis The Duke & Lady P Love you, EJ - P.M. & Gynn - Thank you for all the support. EJ and Gynnis - Glynns - S&Gynn, Glynn, P.A. & P.B. P.R. - Gynns, Glynnis - R.J. - S.C. & S. M. & B.E. - OJ & Gav - A.J., M. B. & J. R. - J. P. S. - M. E. - E. & A. , S. & M. C. & R. D. - B. A. & C. G. & D. W. - D. EJ, S. (A. ( ) - C. (feat. & E.J.) - G. (A) - SONGS, M. D., J. & K. (R. J. (C) - C)


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Outro music.
00:00:08.000 You can have a still water as well.
00:00:09.000 Thank you very much. Skristen, do you really need four double espressos?
00:00:12.000 It's the only way to wake up in the evening.
00:00:15.000 When you're tired of life, and you don't sleep, what you do is you get them and then you add ice so you can drink them fast.
00:00:23.000 So it's like a caffeine injection that hits you in one big hit.
00:00:27.000 You're going to overdose on caffeine.
00:00:29.000 That's the same Don't believe that you're actually going to go for these
00:00:54.000 You don't know just he's beginning to believe Yeah, I think so.
00:01:04.000 He might just do it.
00:01:15.000 Ambulance please.
00:01:23.000 And a double espresso.
00:01:25.000 I'm not part of that.
00:01:27.000 He's fully caffeinated now.
00:01:29.000 Come to time, the man's life has got to make important decisions.
00:01:32.000 I actually want to convert him to coffee and caffeinated life.
00:01:36.000 This is not going to do that.
00:01:37.000 This is not. This is going to overload it and just ruin it.
00:01:41.000 You need to have like one coffee in the morning, one in the afternoon, and then start feeling like life's better.
00:01:45.000 He's not. He's feeling sick.
00:01:48.000 What part of jumping the deep end?
00:01:49.000 Don't you understand? Isn't that your whole philosophy towards everything?
00:01:55.000 Hopefully he drowns.
00:01:56.000 Yes. Exactly.
00:02:00.000 Marcel drinks hot chocolate instead of coffee.
00:02:04.000 Have they got hot chocolate? Hot chocolate.
00:02:09.000 No. Hot chocolate!
00:02:11.000 No, no, no, no, no! Marcel!
00:02:13.000 Marcel is an active member of the LGBT community.
00:02:15.000 What is he doing right now?
00:02:19.000 So we're gonna convert him back.
00:02:22.000 Give it a little bit of a mix, and he just neck them all back.
00:02:25.000 And then you feel fantastic.
00:02:27.000 Besides the cold sweats.
00:02:29.000 This is uncharted.
00:02:34.000 Have you never drunk coffee before?
00:02:35.000 Not like this. I don't think I've ever had a double espresso.
00:02:38.000 Definitely not. I'm not in Candyland anymore, hot chocolate boy.
00:02:48.000 That is disgusting.
00:02:51.000 Why do you do this?
00:02:55.000 I think I'm advocating for him to take a break between each one.
00:03:01.000 Trish is unhappy at last.
00:03:02.000 Andrew the Merciful.
00:03:07.000 Oh gosh.
00:03:10.000 Slumpy. Four more double espressos, please.
00:03:12.000 Four more? Yeah. Four more.
00:03:15.000 Phil left out. Nigel?
00:03:20.000 I've already had two. I've had two as well.
00:03:22.000 One here, one out there. So you're gonna do four straight half of the two that you already had?
00:03:27.000 If the camera didn't see it, they didn't happen.
00:03:31.000 That's what's hard to get down. That's what she said!
00:03:35.000 What happens now?
00:03:45.000 Two every bits, please.
00:03:47.000 And the top of this for us, sir.
00:03:50.000 So Tristan's done it.
00:03:52.000 Marcel's done it. I want to see some fantastical dreams of what they would do if they were millionaires.
00:03:56.000 This is what you do when you're a millionaire.
00:03:59.000 Well, the millionaire would do this and this.
00:04:00.000 No, you sit around, you drink coffee competitions.
00:04:04.000 Are you actually going to have four?
00:04:06.000 Yeah. Are you doing it as well, Nige?
00:04:09.000 Yeah, I can't take that. Eight, please.
00:04:11.000 Twelve. Shit.
00:04:14.000 Twelve double espresso. What have you done?
00:04:21.000 I've already had.
00:04:23.000 I don't even know how many coffees I did.
00:04:24.000 I merely bought the sword, baby.
00:04:26.000 Nothing more. Twelve seconds later.
00:04:29.000 I'm going to sleep early. I'm sorry.
00:04:33.000 The espresso and the caffeine gives you nothing to eat.
00:04:36.000 My money's strong. It's really concentrate on sleeping.
00:04:39.000 My Johnson's long. Brave not sorry.
00:04:57.000 Well, it does get hard, doesn't it?
00:04:58.000 That's what she said! What am I doing?
00:05:04.000 I'm almost 37. What am I doing?
00:05:06.000 It's like I'm 10. Can you drink coffee?
00:05:08.000 I can drink coffee. 10 coffees behind us.
00:05:13.000 I've been drinking coffee all day.
00:05:15.000 That's the thing. This isn't our first coffee.
00:05:17.000 We've been sitting in the sun drinking coffee all day.
00:05:19.000 Yeah, true. Ice coffee, normal coffee.
00:05:22.000 Yeah, we have. I had coffee when I woke up.
00:05:24.000 Bro, I've had at least 10 coffees in my coffee number 11, 12, 13 and 14.
00:05:29.000 I've had at least 4 coffees now.
00:05:34.000 I think it's my master of the Shotokan style.
00:05:36.000 That's true. Break his sternum.
00:05:41.000 I'm going for my fourth dan.
00:05:45.000 Coffee drinking. No, four double espressos.
00:05:50.000 Are you sure you don't want four double espressos?
00:05:52.000 No, not today.
00:05:55.000 Nope, I already did mine. We've each had four double espressos.
00:06:03.000 My man! You're the only one left, Bailey.
00:06:06.000 Easy. So I have to do this.
00:06:07.000 I have to do it.
00:06:10.000 Yes. Bailey, I don't want to threaten you.
00:06:16.000 I don't think you can take all four of us.
00:06:19.000 Caffeinated. Four angry caffeinated men.
00:06:23.000 Four more, please! If you don't drink four double espressos, you will never see your family again.
00:06:30.000 I promise you. Ever. What if I order five?
00:06:34.000 That's why. Five double espressos, please!
00:06:39.000 You dance with the devil, baby.
00:06:41.000 You wait for the music to stop.
00:06:44.000 You didn't do it in the car.
00:06:46.000 So I told Tristan, it's 8 o'clock at night.
00:06:48.000 I'm not going to have any coffee because if I have coffee now, I'm not going to be able to sleep.
00:06:51.000 And he scolded me for being weak.
00:06:53.000 And so, here we are with five double espressos.
00:06:56.000 I'll be honest, I'm not looking forward to this at all.
00:06:59.000 But they all did four, so I had to one-up one and do five.
00:07:03.000 Here goes the thing. You think this is a bad man?
00:07:06.000 Cheers. This is a bad man.
00:07:08.000 No, because Bailey thinks this ends today.
00:07:10.000 He thinks he can beat us now with one extra coffee, and it's fine.
00:07:13.000 He doesn't realize that 24 hours a day, every day, for the rest of his life, it's an espresso one-upmanship contest.
00:07:21.000 It's starting more than ever ends.
00:07:23.000 You all know the salt passing game, man.
00:07:25.000 That's 23 years old.
00:07:26.000 Every time you sit down anywhere that sells coffee.
00:07:29.000 Pinky's up.
00:07:36.000 I feel powerful.
00:07:45.000 You know what? I was really tired before I came out tonight.
00:07:48.000 I'm back in the game.
00:07:50.000 Let's go! Cheers, baby.
00:07:55.000 It's double espresso.
00:07:57.000 I'm feeling a little bit tired. Tristan, why?
00:08:00.000 Why? I will never be one-upped by an American at consuming stuff.
00:08:08.000 Coffee, alcohol. I'm a European.
00:08:10.000 Cigarettes will never be.
00:08:13.000 Tristan, this is not okay.
00:08:14.000 I told you one alcoholic drink, it will bring the buzz down.
00:08:17.000 But let's show everybody what you've got.
00:08:20.000 Espresso martini.
00:08:22.000 Exactly. Keep the buzz up.
00:08:26.000 We're bringing the buzz down.
00:08:27.000 I'm going to die.
00:08:29.000 Hey, you agreed to drink an alcoholic cocktail with me.
00:08:31.000 No, I didn't. Yes, you did.
00:08:33.000 Alright, cheers. Welcome to school.
00:08:36.000 You have one there? Do you feel it, Marcel?
00:08:40.000 Yes, you do. Admit you feel it.
00:08:43.000 Admit it hurts. Can you admit it, Marcel?
00:08:51.000 Marcel. Oh my god.
00:08:53.000 Why? Why is he doing this?
00:08:56.000 The coffee shenanigans were over hours ago.
00:08:59.000 No, I'm trying to bring myself down from the caffeine high.
00:09:02.000 So this is coffee with rum.
00:09:05.000 This is not okay!
00:09:08.000 How many coffees are we up to today?
00:09:10.000 You're literally at like 20.
00:09:12.000 It's 10 o'clock at night.
00:09:14.000 He's trying to do laser vision.
00:09:17.000 He's upset. He's upset because my laser vision hurts.
00:09:20.000 He's feeling it. The lasers are starting to heat up.
00:09:23.000 Just admit it, Marcel. Admit my laser vision hurts.
00:09:28.000 We ain't had enough coffees in a blaze with you.
00:09:30.000 You have.
00:09:32.000 In no world is that actually pleasant.
00:09:39.000 It is. There's no way.
00:09:41.000 Nice bit of rum. It's hard out here on the streets.
00:09:46.000 Don't encourage this behaviour.
00:09:47.000 No, but when you're out on the streets, sometimes you're just fighting to survive.
00:09:50.000 I want to explain something to you.
00:09:52.000 You do enemies, yeah?
00:09:53.000 Right. And you're at points, yeah?
00:09:55.000 Sometimes when people challenge you, you have to crush their spirits so they never do it again.
00:10:01.000 Mr. Bailey with his five espressos thought he was tough.
00:10:04.000 You... Nigel, say let's turn this into a competition.
00:10:07.000 Fine. Well, you're all done, and I'm doing it by myself.
00:10:10.000 Just to show that this ain't no thing.
00:10:12.000 And I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight, no problem.
00:10:14.000 This is just, this isn't me competing.
00:10:16.000 This is me just living my life.
00:10:18.000 Just another normal day.
00:10:19.000 So you motherfuckers know not to step to this.
00:10:24.000 Hey, Nigel. Play Tristan at Consumption Games.
00:10:27.000 Is that the number one? Because he will always win.
00:10:30.000 This one's all right. I admit defeat.
00:10:36.000 I admit defeat.
00:10:38.000 Nigel called me out, remember?
00:10:42.000 Nigel was trying to up the game.
00:10:43.000 I up my own game.
00:10:45.000 This is me having a relaxing cup of coffee.
00:10:47.000 You win. On a Saturday night.