Death Before Decaf | Tate Confidential Ep 198
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Summary
In this episode of Four Caffeinated Men, the lads are introduced to the world of coffee and the things they do with it. It's the first of many episodes to come on Four Caffinated Men and we're here to make sure you don't want to miss any of them. We'll be back next week with a new episode where we'll be joined by a special guest! This episode is brought to you by Vevolution and produced by BBC Radio 4. All rights reserved. Used w permission. Please do not use this content without written permission from the producers. If you like what you hear, please leave us a five star review on Apple Podcasts and we'll read it out on the next episode. Thank you so much for all your support, it means the world to us and we can't thank you enough. Love ya, bye. xoxo. - The Duke and Lady P.S. Sorry about the audio quality, we had some issues with the first half of the episode. We re working on this episode so it's a little choppy at the beginning. We promise to fix that next week. The second half will be better. Please bear with us, we re still working on it. We promise. Xx - EJ & Glynis The Duke & Lady P Love you, EJ - P.M. & Gynn - Thank you for all the support. EJ and Gynnis - Glynns - S&Gynn, Glynn, P.A. & P.B. P.R. - Gynns, Glynnis - R.J. - S.C. & S. M. & B.E. - OJ & Gav - A.J., M. B. & J. R. - J. P. S. - M. E. - E. & A. , S. & M. C. & R. D. - B. A. & C. G. & D. W. - D. EJ, S. (A. ( ) - C. (feat. & E.J.) - G. (A) - SONGS, M. D., J. & K. (R. J. (C) - C)
Transcript
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Thank you very much. Skristen, do you really need four double espressos?
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When you're tired of life, and you don't sleep, what you do is you get them and then you add ice so you can drink them fast.
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So it's like a caffeine injection that hits you in one big hit.
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That's the same Don't believe that you're actually going to go for these
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You don't know just he's beginning to believe Yeah, I think so.
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Come to time, the man's life has got to make important decisions.
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I actually want to convert him to coffee and caffeinated life.
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This is not. This is going to overload it and just ruin it.
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You need to have like one coffee in the morning, one in the afternoon, and then start feeling like life's better.
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Don't you understand? Isn't that your whole philosophy towards everything?
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Marcel is an active member of the LGBT community.
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Give it a little bit of a mix, and he just neck them all back.
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Not like this. I don't think I've ever had a double espresso.
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Definitely not. I'm not in Candyland anymore, hot chocolate boy.
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I think I'm advocating for him to take a break between each one.
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One here, one out there. So you're gonna do four straight half of the two that you already had?
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If the camera didn't see it, they didn't happen.
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That's what's hard to get down. That's what she said!
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Marcel's done it. I want to see some fantastical dreams of what they would do if they were millionaires.
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No, you sit around, you drink coffee competitions.
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Twelve double espresso. What have you done?
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The espresso and the caffeine gives you nothing to eat.
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My money's strong. It's really concentrate on sleeping.
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We've been sitting in the sun drinking coffee all day.
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Bro, I've had at least 10 coffees in my coffee number 11, 12, 13 and 14.
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Are you sure you don't want four double espressos?
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Nope, I already did mine. We've each had four double espressos.
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Four more, please! If you don't drink four double espressos, you will never see your family again.
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I'm not going to have any coffee because if I have coffee now, I'm not going to be able to sleep.
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And so, here we are with five double espressos.
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I'll be honest, I'm not looking forward to this at all.
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But they all did four, so I had to one-up one and do five.
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Here goes the thing. You think this is a bad man?
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He thinks he can beat us now with one extra coffee, and it's fine.
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He doesn't realize that 24 hours a day, every day, for the rest of his life, it's an espresso one-upmanship contest.
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Every time you sit down anywhere that sells coffee.
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You know what? I was really tired before I came out tonight.
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Why? I will never be one-upped by an American at consuming stuff.
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I told you one alcoholic drink, it will bring the buzz down.
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Hey, you agreed to drink an alcoholic cocktail with me.
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No, I'm trying to bring myself down from the caffeine high.
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He's upset. He's upset because my laser vision hurts.
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He's feeling it. The lasers are starting to heat up.
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Just admit it, Marcel. Admit my laser vision hurts.
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We ain't had enough coffees in a blaze with you.
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Nice bit of rum. It's hard out here on the streets.
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No, but when you're out on the streets, sometimes you're just fighting to survive.
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Sometimes when people challenge you, you have to crush their spirits so they never do it again.
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Mr. Bailey with his five espressos thought he was tough.
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You... Nigel, say let's turn this into a competition.
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Fine. Well, you're all done, and I'm doing it by myself.
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And I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight, no problem.
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So you motherfuckers know not to step to this.
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Hey, Nigel. Play Tristan at Consumption Games.
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Is that the number one? Because he will always win.