Tate Speech - DIAMONDS FIX THE UNIVERSE | Tate Confidential Ep. 132

If you were blind and you had to know the time, what would you do? What would you name your watch? What kind of car would you drive? What type of house would you buy? What luxury item would you like to have in the world? All of these questions and more are answered in this week's episode of the podcast. Featuring special guest Luke Pippin ( ) and special guest Rachit Patel ( ), who are two of the hosts of the popular podcast, "The Secret Life of Us". This episode is brought to you by VaynerSpeakers. The Secret Life Of Us is a podcast about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Produced and edited by Veena Lakshminarayanan. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and other podcasting platforms so we can keep bringing you quality, high-quality content. Thank you so much for your support, stay tuned for more episodes like this and more! Love ya, bye! XOXO, EJ & Luke - P.S. Thank you for listening and supporting the podcast! xoxo, Ej & Luke xoxO. P.M. - Ej - Luke & R.A. ( ) - Luke - R.J. ( ), R. ( ( ) & Luke ( ) ( ) . . ( ) & R ( ( ). (c) (C) (C). (R. (A) (D) (A). (AJ & R) (B) (F) (S. (B). ) (A.) (P) (P)? (A. (K) (M. (C.) (C. (D). (P.) (P). (B.) (AQ) (R) (EJ ( ) ) (B. (S) ) & L (P?) (C(A) & B. (E. (F). (C ) ) ? (VYV ( ) ? (A ) (P ) (C)? (AVY (A?) (SQ ) ) (F)? (C?) (A B) (G) (Q) ? ) (E) ( )

00:00:02.000 Cobra killed the python. I walked in there and I was like, I like that junkie.

00:00:05.000 What is it? She's like, python. She goes, it's the only one we've ever made.

00:00:07.000 How much before she told me the price I'll Go I I

00:00:44.000 Oh, would you look at the time, Luke?

00:00:46.000 Thank you for watching!

00:00:49.000 Okay. It is super nice.

00:00:51.000 I'll admit, super nice. Luke, if you were blind and you had to know the time, what would you do?

00:00:58.000 What's the time? Correct.

00:01:00.000 And I would say...

00:01:01.000 Diamond time.

00:01:05.000 Luke, if you were blind...

00:01:07.000 Okay....and you had to tell someone you were hungry, what would you do?

00:01:13.000 That? That's what I do.

00:01:15.000 Do you know what I'd do if I was blind and I felt something I was hungry?

00:01:17.000 What? I'd say, hey, I'm hungry.

00:01:22.000 Okay, you got me.

00:01:24.000 I got soup for God.

00:01:26.000 I admit it. Luke, if you were blind and you had to know the time, what would you do?

00:01:37.000 What's the time? Correct.

00:01:38.000 And I would say...

00:01:40.000 Diamond time.

00:01:43.000 You need me, and you need me to have this watch, Luke.

00:01:45.000 The day you go blind, you'll be very thankful I have this diamond watch.

00:01:48.000 Can you admit that? Otherwise, you'll never know what time it is ever again.

00:01:51.000 No, but even if you just had your phone, I'd just ask you.

00:01:53.000 Phone. Shmoan! 0.95

00:01:58.000 You don't need more watches.

00:02:01.000 I think... I knew I didn't have enough diamonds.

00:02:03.000 Now I have this. I feel like I have enough diamonds for a while.

00:02:07.000 You do. You do.

00:02:08.000 I agree. I feel like I have enough diamonds.

00:02:10.000 Probably for life. Life.

00:02:11.000 Or close, yeah. I was thinking more...

00:02:14.000 24 to 48 hours.

00:02:16.000 What? No.

00:02:18.000 I think I've got enough diamonds for like 48 hours.

00:02:22.000 But after two days, it's going to be a bit like, okay.

00:02:24.000 You know? No, no, I don't know.

00:02:27.000 No, no one needs...

00:02:28.000 No, that's enough diamonds for a lifetime.

00:02:30.000 I'm glad you agree. I'm glad you agree. Where are we?

00:02:45.000 Did you ask the time? No, I asked where are we.

00:02:48.000 Oh, Pagani. What do you mean Pagani?

00:02:51.000 Well, we don't have to Pagani yet, but, so I thought, don't really need a Pagani house. 0.95

00:02:55.000 Sorry. Wait, a Pagani? 0.97

00:02:57.000 Yeah. What do you mean? That's what I mean.

00:02:58.000 So I thought, we don't have to Pagani yet, don't really need a Pagani car, and maybe I should get Pagani house.

00:03:05.000 What? A Pagani apartment.

00:03:12.000 So I'm with the big G. We gotta look at the Bugatti Vanhap.

00:03:16.000 So I'm with the boss.

00:03:17.000 Most exclusive project in Dubai.

00:03:20.000 Most exclusive project in Dubai.

00:03:21.000 What do you want? What the fuck else would we be doing? 0.97

00:03:32.000 So it's not finished because you get to decide exactly what we want. 0.92

00:03:37.000 We've got our main man here, security, keeping us safe.

00:03:40.000 The big G. So basically what I'm thinking is, what do you mean?

00:03:45.000 What are you doing? What is this?

00:03:48.000 It's like the most prestigious building.

00:03:50.000 It's going to be the most prestigious penthouse one of one in Dubai.

00:03:53.000 Because we have the Bugatti, so I decided I didn't need a Pagani, but I need something Pagani.

00:03:57.000 So I'm going to have a Pagani penthouse in Dubai, which costs much more than a Pagani car.

00:04:02.000 Like I know right now you're looking at it going, what is this?

00:04:05.000 But when it's done with Pagani furniture, imagine, couch, hoax.

00:04:13.000 Okay. Couch.

00:04:14.000 Hose. Okay.

00:04:16.000 Little pool. Indoor war.

00:04:19.000 Hose. A chair.

00:04:21.000 Hose. Okay. Hose on the floor. 0.99

00:04:23.000 Next, just on the floor. Floor hoe. 1.00

00:04:26.000 Floor hoe. Floor hoe. Floor hoe? 1.00

00:04:27.000 Floor hoe. We've got hooks from the ceiling, and hoes can attach themselves by harnesses and just hang them. 1.00

00:04:34.000 Sky hose. Sky hose! 1.00

00:04:36.000 Okay. Okay.

00:04:41.000 Bam! Okay, so core two.

00:04:43.000 Then we go to the globe.

00:04:46.000 What do you mean the globe? See what I'm saying?

00:04:49.000 What is this?

00:04:51.000 I'm going to say, look, make my globe cool. 0.98

00:04:53.000 It's got to have all lights and shit. 0.99

00:04:56.000 The globe. Globe hose. 1.00

00:04:58.000 Globe hose. Globe hose.

00:05:01.000 We can make it like a world and we can start like from South America to all the way around to Russia to the Chinese region.

00:05:11.000 Okay! Yeah, the Globe House!

00:05:14.000 It is Trump change, isn't it? 1.00

00:05:20.000 Shit! Shit! 1.00

00:05:25.000 It is, isn't it? That's it? 1.00

00:05:28.000 Okay. We get to sit with Mr.

00:05:33.000 Pagani himself and design it.

00:05:34.000 You know what's crazy? I'll buy this and any other YouTube channel would make a very in-depth, proper camera documentary on buying it and how they expect it out and all the leather.

00:05:45.000 It's going to be me and you on an iPhone talking shit in this penthouse, putting in no effort, no editorial fucking energy. 0.99

00:05:52.000 Zero. And we wonder why our YouTube channel doesn't work. 0.99

00:05:56.000 No, but ours will have Globos. Everyone else would be like, oh, that's a five-hour story, but I've decided to buy the...

00:06:03.000 They also wouldn't have even thought about Globos.

00:06:06.000 They would have not thought about Globos.

00:06:09.000 Would have even crossed their mind.

00:06:11.000 Couch? Couch hoes? 1.00

00:06:13.000 Okay. Okay.

00:06:25.000 Room hose.

00:06:28.000 Yeah, I know.

00:06:33.000 Man, in the sky hose coming from the top? 1.00

00:06:35.000 Shit. In my previous life, I did have to once defend myself against 1,000 members of the ninja shogunai, unarmed. 0.99

00:06:44.000 So I'm kind of used to this.

00:06:45.000 Like, I was walking through the fields of ancient Tibet, and the ninja shogunai attacked me. 0.99

00:06:50.000 And I had Aikido, all their fucking samurai swords. 0.99

00:06:52.000 Ah, then this would be easy. What? 1.00

00:06:53.000 It'd be easy. Is the hell's good?

00:06:55.000 Yeah.

00:06:56.000 Woo! 0.99

00:06:57.000 Cheers!

00:06:58.000 Back to the wrong...

00:07:02.000 Back to the sky! 1.00

00:07:05.000 Back to the sky, bitch! 1.00

00:07:08.000 Alright, do my line. 1.00

00:07:10.000 Man, I mean, all the hoes. 1.00

00:07:12.000 Globe hoes, sky hoes, couch hoes, I can envision it now! 1.00

00:07:17.000 It would, wouldn't it? It literally would.

00:07:21.000 Yeah. I know.

00:07:25.000 No, I could just film.

00:07:28.000 iPhone only. Okay, so it's Sopagani, but where are we now?

00:07:34.000 Where were we in London, Luke?

00:07:37.000 The Dorchester? The Dorchester.

00:07:39.000 Dorchester has apartments.

00:07:42.000 Dorchester collections here in Dubai.

00:07:44.000 You liked the hotel, didn't you?

00:07:45.000 It was a good hotel. There you go.

00:07:46.000 See, look at our beach. We can moor our yacht down there.

00:07:50.000 Private beach, private water, private pool, cabanas. 0.99

00:07:52.000 No one's gonna fuck with us. No peasants, no peons, no poor people. 0.99

00:07:55.000 No poor people, huh? Yeah, people who are like, oh, good job.

00:07:59.000 Job. People who are not in Hustlers University because they love to work hard, like idiots. 1.00

00:08:03.000 Yeah, they're weird. People who don't want easy free money from the fucking sky. 1.00

00:08:06.000 Those people stay away from us. 1.00

00:08:08.000 We stay here with the chill. We chill with the farm.

00:08:10.000 I think we have an appointment coming up anytime soon.

00:08:14.000 You're not checking your watch for that.

00:08:16.000 I am. You're not. Why am I checking my watch?

00:08:19.000 You're checking it to have it shine in the sun and bleed.

00:08:23.000 I'm checking the time, my friend. This is very nice.

00:08:27.000 This is very, very nice. Pull up, valet.

00:08:29.000 Pull up, Lambo. 0.98

00:08:30.000 Boom, boom. Take our curse. Give them to the staff. 0.98

00:08:33.000 March upstairs to the whoopies.

00:08:36.000 Oh, there'll be whoopies. Ah, of course there'll be whoopies.

00:08:38.000 You saw the wrangle we pulled off in Romania.

00:08:40.000 I know. Imagine we just divide the level of wrangle.

00:08:43.000 The level of every girlfriend to the penthouse party.

00:08:46.000 It would blow off the internet.

00:08:51.000 And that wrangle was in the cave. 0.95

00:08:52.000 That was in a shitty little house next to our main house. 0.92

00:08:54.000 Yeah. On three hours notice. 0.98

00:08:56.000 We didn't even try. Literally name the cave.

00:08:58.000 Literally. We call it the cave. The depression cave.

00:09:02.000 This private beach I like.

00:09:04.000 No, this is very, very nice.

00:09:05.000 And then you've got like a proper pool.

00:09:07.000 But if you want to pretend you're like in the ocean, you can go.

00:09:09.000 But it's like calm, perfect, no people.

00:09:13.000 But you know we have like an Instagram picture on the beach and there's like humans.

00:09:16.000 Yeah. Other humans.

00:09:18.000 What the fuck are you doing here? 1.00

00:09:19.000 Yeah, they're poor. Yeah. 1.00

00:09:22.000 I'm starting to get it.

00:09:23.000 I'm starting to get it. As I hang around, I'm starting to get it.

00:09:25.000 That's right. I was poor, but I escaped.

00:09:28.000 So now when I see the people who didn't escape, I'm like, why didn't you escape?

00:09:31.000 I escaped. So it's like, well, duh.

00:09:33.000 The gate was wide open to the zoo.

00:09:36.000 Why did you stay there?

00:09:37.000 So I'm walking outside the cage, looking at them in the cage, going, the door's still open, G. It's still there.

00:09:44.000 It's still easy to get rich.

00:09:45.000 You just walk. Just walk.

00:09:47.000 Oh, walking's hard.

00:09:48.000 I'm tired. Maybe it's a scam.

00:09:52.000 Maybe the door open is a scam.

00:09:55.000 Join Hoskins University to teach you how to make money online.

00:09:57.000 Maybe it's a scam.

00:10:00.000 Listen, if you're going to tell the open door is a scam, then you can stay in your case.

00:10:04.000 I don't want you here on my private beach at my Dorchester penthouse.

00:10:08.000 Not allowed. Not allowed.

00:10:14.000 So, this is the indoor pool.

00:10:17.000 Ok. Just like the door jester.

00:10:28.000 Wake up in the morning. Check the bank.

00:10:31.000 Then come in. Bank too full.

00:10:34.000 Too full. At capacity.

00:10:35.000 Getting almost two. Emergency meeting.

00:10:38.000 You need to spend the money. Boom.

00:10:40.000 Okay. Then pull. 0.99

00:10:45.000 Nice. I can. It is very nice in here.

00:10:51.000 It's nice and warm. J Confidential can't feel it.

00:10:53.000 It's nice and warm and spa-y.

00:10:55.000 It's very relaxing.

00:10:57.000 Well, after the club, I'm going to go to the club and I'm going to get some coke.

00:11:01.000 Let's go see.

00:11:04.000 It's a coho star. 1.00

00:11:05.000 No, it's not.

00:11:06.000 Not my pool Alright so far you enjoyed it I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

00:11:13.000 We found it on the 5 star hotel.

00:11:23.000 You can get a massage or just chill. Yeah.

00:11:26.000 Yeah. Just chill in the pool.

00:11:28.000 I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.

00:11:30.000 In the chat, there is a man sitting in a room over here, changing room.

00:11:35.000 I don't have to change room this time.

00:11:36.000 You need to see, because there is a jacuzzi over there.

00:11:39.000 Ah, okay. I forgot.

00:11:42.000 It's a very normal change.

00:11:44.000 Of course, what do you think?

00:11:46.000 This is special. Please, enter.

00:11:50.000 Only the... Okay. Okay. They're convincing me.

00:12:06.000 It's crazy.

00:12:07.000 It's very unbelievable.

00:12:08.000 It's also since the draw that an incident You wouldn't leave would you Oh, oh, oh.

00:12:33.000 Man, it's just like the door chest.

00:12:52.000 I swear it even smells the same.

00:12:54.000 I think they use the same incense.

00:12:56.000 This is quite nice.

00:13:04.000 Sniper rifle, telescope.

00:13:16.000 Yep, okay. The essentials.

00:13:22.000 This is extremely nice.

00:13:29.000 It's quite nice, isn't it?

00:13:31.000 It is quite nice. This is quite nice.

00:13:33.000 Take Confidential Viewers, this is quite nice.

00:13:36.000 We don't live anywhere.

00:13:41.000 Yeah, we don't live anywhere.

00:13:45.000 They could vote.

00:13:48.000 Yeah. What are we doing?

00:13:59.000 What dance is that? Tristan's dance.

00:14:01.000 We're at Tristan's. I don't know where Tristan is.

00:14:03.000 You know what this is? This is Python.

00:14:06.000 I'm a G. That is G. It's Python.

00:14:09.000 Cobra killed the Python. I walked in there and I was like, I like that jacket.

00:14:11.000 What is it? She's like, Python. She goes, it's the only one we've ever made.

00:14:14.000 But how much is it? Before she told me the price is set, I'll...

00:14:17.000 She thinks I'm going to fucking cry over $19,000. 0.97

00:14:21.000 What do I want to throw? So it's a $19,000 jacket. 0.99

00:14:25.000 Only... What do you mean, only? 0.99

00:14:32.000 What was that fucking stone you told me? 0.99

00:14:36.000 Ruby? No, not ruby, not sapphire, the other one. 0.99

00:14:39.000 Emerald. What do you mean you need emeralds?

00:14:48.000 Have you ever done an upgrade, Luke?

00:14:51.000 I've not done an upgrade. Mid-date.

00:14:53.000 Well, you know, the thing is, I have.

00:14:55.000 I've done the switcheroo.

00:14:56.000 And it sometimes was an upgrade.

00:14:58.000 The genuine switcheroo.

00:14:59.000 Have you ever done the download? Oh boy.

00:15:02.000 That's not a move. You think you're pulling a mid-date switcheroo.

00:15:05.000 Well maybe I'm doing a downgrade.

00:15:07.000 You might be. I might be doing that.

00:15:08.000 Let's hope I'm not doing a downgrade.

00:15:09.000 So that would get you. That would get me.

00:15:11.000 You super deserve that. I got. So we'll see.

00:15:14.000 We'll see how we go. What are we doing?

00:15:16.000 The upgrade has been pulled.

00:15:17.000 He's trying the upgrade. We're doing the mid-date switcheroo.

00:15:19.000 The mid-date switcheroo. 1.00

00:15:21.000 He's super fucked. Here's your jacket and your phone. 0.99

00:15:23.000 Thanks, homeboy. So he's the drunken cowboy.

00:15:26.000 Yee-haw! The drunken cowboy.

00:15:28.000 Drunken cowboy. Ain't nothing but vodka in this one.

00:15:31.000 There's so much about you that I'm gonna miss.

00:15:35.000 But it's all I'm saying.

00:15:37.000 If I hurry, I can still make shame.

00:15:41.000 Can't flip off the camera.

00:15:42.000 I hate that he can sing. Of course he can sing.

00:15:45.000 Tall, handsome, millionaire attitude.

00:15:49.000 So what are we doing now? Taking a little yacht, a mini one.

00:15:53.000 So we should probably call it a boat to be honest.

00:15:55.000 It's a lovely place called 101 now.

00:15:59.000 So we're a boat team. Luke, can you swim?

00:16:03.000 Yes. Go on, then. Actually, if you could swim, show us.

00:16:08.000 I can't jump because there's not enough room in the boat. 1.00

00:16:10.000 But if you're such a capable swimmer, Californian, then fuck, man. 0.99

00:16:13.000 The water's warm. It's Dubai. 1.00

00:16:14.000 Can you swim? There's no sharks here.

00:16:16.000 I promise. All right. I can't swim. I can't swim.

00:16:18.000 You're welcome. Yeah, I love it. I can't swim.

00:16:20.000 This is pretty bad. As good as a skyline, that's a futuristic skyline.

00:16:25.000 It's a beautiful city. Man!

00:16:27.000 Like, that's the future. That is the future.

00:16:29.000 What, New York's gonna beat that?

00:16:30.000 Yeah, now, New York. Come on with the homeless people shitting themselves on the sidewalk. 0.96

00:16:34.000 Yeah! I'll stick with the Vi thing. 0.98

00:16:39.000 They've kept the basics along.

00:16:41.000 And it's sustainable too.

00:16:45.000 There's no weird leftism.

Tate Speech - July 26, 2022

DIAMONDS FIX THE UNIVERSE | Tate Confidential Ep. 132

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