DOUBLE ARMANI AIKIDO | Tate Confidential Ep. 122
Summary
It's cold and rainy outside, and we're in London, so we need to get out of dodge. But it's not raining, so where do we go to avoid the rain and the cold? We take a drive in the middle of the night, and it's still raining, but we don't want to be in the rain. So we take a plane to escape the cold and the rain, but it's just as bad as it is outside. We need to take a train, but that's not the best option either. We also need to buy a plane and a car to get us out of the rain in order to avoid it at all costs. And we need more booze to make up for the lack of money we're spending. But how much money should we be spending on all this stuff? And why does it have to be on planes, cars, and booze? And when should we stop spending money on things that don't really matter to us? And what do we do with all the money that we're making? What are we going to do with it? And how much do we really need to be spending it on? And is it a waste of money? And where should we spend it all? And will we ever stop spending it? We'll figure it out soon, I promise you? We'll tell you what we're going to spend it on something that matters to us... something we actually care about, and something we're actually cares about, not just wants to have fun with it, and wants to spend money on it, but has a good time with it and doesn't have a balance to make it all the time. We'll talk about it soon. and we'll get back to balance the balance of all that we can afford to spend the money we have in the rest of our lives, and then we'll have a nice nice day in the next episode. Thanks for listening to this episode, y'all. XOXO. xoxo. - Luke and Andrew - P.S. - XOXOXOXO xo XO - Luke - Andrew - Jake - John - Jack - Ben - Evan - Chris - Matt - Matthew - Sam - Brad - David - Will Luke Jake Mike - Nick - Alex - Garrett Ben Jack Evan
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The rain's ass. I want to sit in cold rain and I'd be in London.
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There's things happening in Dubai, there's things happening in Thailand, there's things happening in Miami, but that's not the best place to go right now to avoid the rain and the cold.
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Use your fucking mind and peer into space-time with your third eye and tell me the number one best destination to go to avoid the rain and the cold.
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That's about to show you homos the old-fashioned way, ain't I? There can't be less rain than Dubai, a desert.
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Luke, if you don't want to be in the rain, why don't you just trust me and get on the plane and I'll take you somewhere where you'll never be in the rain again so you don't feel any pain.
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Where the fuck we going? Despite feeling like total ass.
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You could see it in my face. It's COVID and he's spreading it to the world.
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Anyway. You keep ordering drinks as if it's going to save you.
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Jagerweister used to be a cult of flu medicine.
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Because, one, I'm going to shoot something, and two, is it raining?
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It's not raining, but it's cold and dreary, and it looks like it's gonna rain at any moment.
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No. I'm gonna take you where it's not raining, sir.
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What are we doing sitting here working on a stay at home?
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We never stop. We keep ordering these things as if they're not real.
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First class in the United States, what, 30 grand, 10 grand each?
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Do Aikido parties, push-up contests in the sky.
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I've scratched the bottom of the rolls driving up to Dracula's castle land to build a castle.
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Let's buy, and I found a picture of it, an armored Range Rover stretch that politicians drive around in.
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Why? No! Listen, Andrew, when are you going to start enjoying the money?
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Enjoying the money? All we do is fucking travel around, flying projects, booze, buying cars at random.
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All we do is spend money. We're spending slower than we're making.
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Have a nice bit of fun. What's going to happen?
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Let's go turbo. I'm in charge of all decisions.
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Really? We're going to look at the balance going down.
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It's like we won the lottery every week for two and a half months.
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I saw a story of a lottery winner in England who spent three years doing cocaine and hookers.
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I don't do cocaine and I don't do hookers, but he just got money out the bank every day and had fun for years.
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All right, let me just explain this to everyone who take over that.
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Tristan's saying we need to spend five times more money than we normally spend.
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So we have to spend it. So we're going to buy things like sandwiches for 10 grand and shit that we don't want.
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There's no way we're gonna end up buying the most expensive sandwiches in London.
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So as usual, the waiter asked if we wanted more anything else.
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Into one cup for your convenient drinking purposes.
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Why am I here? So Andrew and Luke have been driving a Lamborghini all day.
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I have an appointment at the Best Tailor on Savile Row.
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I'm collecting about $50,000 worth of it today.
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I'm going to film myself on Savile Row purchasing some of the finest suits in the world.
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I am the worst dressed man for to walk in to a Savile Row tailor.
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You're on Take Confidential, my YouTube series.
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Congratulations. She's going to be taking my Instagram pictures today because I can't take pictures for myself because I'm useless.
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Look how beautiful this shop is Have a worst-dressed man ever to come in here Anyway...
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So I'm here to collect my suits and Michael is pouring me booze.
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It's supposed to be a glass of wine for breakfast.
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If you crash and die in a fireball, it's because you didn't drink enough.
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The salesman is selling Luke this car because I've decided to buy it for him.
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So we're going to see what he says when he comes back.
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It's not speed. It's not raw speed because we have speed.
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For Tate Confidential, you were supposed to crash the STO. That wasn't the job.
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Into a fireball. And then we could call you Babyface and your face is covered in bandages.
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The DBS maybe, but you definitely don't need to be a Ferrari spaceman.
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It's inside of my brain. I can't get out of my brain.
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I don't gamble. I don't have to hire hookers so I'm not like these fucking losers.
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And all I can think to do is to buy fucking automobiles.
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And you're telling me I don't need them. And now it's in my fucking brain.
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This is out of control. Something hasn't changed.
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You even have it, Aston. You have a James Bond.
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You have a Valhalla on the way. If you jump off that bridge, I won't buy that.
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No, I'm not gonna do that. Why is there an attack helicopter over us?
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Do you understand? You're going to say the change is behind the cars.
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They're essentially free. I buy everyone's dream car in SF90 for half a million dollars.
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And everyone will be like, wow. But to me, I'll look at my bank and I won't even notice.
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No, people don't realize the curse that you actually have.
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You actually, actually, actually have the curse where it's, they're free though.
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They're basically free. So it's like, why not have them all?
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They're basically free. The only thing that's putting me off is actually bothering with the registration and the insurance and shit.
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They're like on the street. Pick it up. Do you want it?
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And all the villagers, the village people, are trying to attack me.
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So understand. That's what it feels like in my brain.
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The village people are trying to get you to buy all the cars.
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Or no, they're trying to keep it in your head that you maybe should buy all the cars.
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The village people are working with my enemies and they have an agenda to try and prevent my success.
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But I'm highly favored and blessed so they will not succeed.
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That's not the conclusion. The conclusion isn't you need to buy cars.
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Luke, luckily the kind guys at Armani have bought some booze at 1pm.
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No, not boozing. So you didn't booze last night.
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We're in Armani. There's no need for booze in Armani.
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I was trying to find some trousers that would go with it, but I don't have nothing in your side.
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I'm not even sure I'm a challenge with you, but I'm a challenge with you.
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It's good for you. It's grape juice Is the anything else it's trousers I'm more interested in but I mean you're showing me the trousers you've gone in Yeah, the trousers...
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Andrew, how much did you spend? We have a matching one.
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Yeah, yeah. Maybe if you wear this separately with something else.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then you wouldn't have to find that something else.
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Andrew, have a glass. Have half a glass, Andrew.
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Half for my brother, half. That's okay for my brother.
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You're going to be closer. No, no, no. I'm confused at this moment.
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You know what? I was the closest. Well, yeah, yeah.
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It's a painful bill. There's no light without dark.
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You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.
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I enjoy wearing them more knowing that they cost so much to buy.
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And everyone goes to the barbers. And here we are.
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Listen. Listen, all we do is force Luke to booze.
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Oh, the only place with no women and no drinks and no fun and no sunlight.
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Well, no, no, no. There's no fun. There's loads of fun.
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It's 24 hours of sunlight because I looked up the North Pole and the North Pole is 24 hours of darkness.
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I think we're going to do an Antarctica's right.
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Pick it up. You've got to choose me. Take off an intro.
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This is Andrew's cousin. They can come here and drink.
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If they want. So Luke, I've got another beer because of you and your haircut.
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So many of your couples meet every haircut I ever get for the rest of my life.
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You tried to make beer. Well, I tried to pay because I thought they cost money.
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They wouldn't have lied to you because they're my friends.
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But then I got them because I know they give me free beers.
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I'm dressed like shit. They don't even know what I'm in here.
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You can't ban me. Luke, why do you have no hair?
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I do know what he means. I've noticed something about Andrew.
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He's been enlightened. I think I figured out why.
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And you can criticize all of my negative points because I have many.
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But I think I might be the happiest man in this car.
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You're on the wrong spiritual plane. No, but you know what?
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You're on the wrong spiritual plane. But Luke, it's all wrong because Andrew looks like an Albanian gangster with no hair.
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Well, you two baldies are going to gang up on me, obviously.
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Because we have. You're still in the earthly plane.
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You're the only guy I'm talking to because I don't talk to bold people anymore.
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They're both losers and I can't talk to them anymore.
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How much do you spend? I made 6.5 million dollars on a coin called Shiba, which is based after a dog.
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Money's not real. The financial system is broken in every single possible way.
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If I can make 6.5 million dollars because of a dog coin, Then I should spend it on shit.
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Because that's shit money from a shit place and it needs to be spent on shit.
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Do you agree? Alright, I do agree that money's not real.
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Is it just you keep buying all of it so you guys are outbidding each other.