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DOUBLE ARMANI AIKIDO | Tate Confidential Ep. 122


Summary

It's cold and rainy outside, and we're in London, so we need to get out of dodge. But it's not raining, so where do we go to avoid the rain and the cold? We take a drive in the middle of the night, and it's still raining, but we don't want to be in the rain. So we take a plane to escape the cold and the rain, but it's just as bad as it is outside. We need to take a train, but that's not the best option either. We also need to buy a plane and a car to get us out of the rain in order to avoid it at all costs. And we need more booze to make up for the lack of money we're spending. But how much money should we be spending on all this stuff? And why does it have to be on planes, cars, and booze? And when should we stop spending money on things that don't really matter to us? And what do we do with all the money that we're making? What are we going to do with it? And how much do we really need to be spending it on? And is it a waste of money? And where should we spend it all? And will we ever stop spending it? We'll figure it out soon, I promise you? We'll tell you what we're going to spend it on something that matters to us... something we actually care about, and something we're actually cares about, not just wants to have fun with it, and wants to spend money on it, but has a good time with it and doesn't have a balance to make it all the time. We'll talk about it soon. and we'll get back to balance the balance of all that we can afford to spend the money we have in the rest of our lives, and then we'll have a nice nice day in the next episode. Thanks for listening to this episode, y'all. XOXO. xoxo. - Luke and Andrew - P.S. - XOXOXOXO xo XO - Luke - Andrew - Jake - John - Jack - Ben - Evan - Chris - Matt - Matthew - Sam - Brad - David - Will Luke Jake Mike - Nick - Alex - Garrett Ben Jack Evan


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00:00:02.000 You don't. Stop thinking you do.
00:00:05.000 You don't. Do I need an SF9? No.
00:00:09.000 No, you don't. Because I get to be a spaceman.
00:00:11.000 I know it's a space thing inside.
00:00:13.000 Spaceship. No.
00:00:15.000 We need a DBS Control that retainer!
00:00:20.000 Control that retainer!
00:00:31.000 Take cover and take cover.
00:00:37.000 So Bucharest is now cold and rainy.
00:00:49.000 you I have an iPad for the jacuzzi, look.
00:00:53.000 It's not an iPad.
00:00:55.000 That isn't fixing my problem.
00:00:57.000 Also, it is raining ass.
00:00:58.000 We fixed the cold problem.
00:01:00.000 The jacuzzi's warm.
00:01:02.000 The jacuzzi's nice. So we fixed that problem.
00:01:05.000 But it is actually three degrees and raining.
00:01:07.000 It's cold. Yes, cold rain.
00:01:09.000 The rain's ass. I want to sit in cold rain and I'd be in London.
00:01:17.000 There's things happening in Dubai, there's things happening in Thailand, there's things happening in Miami, but that's not the best place to go right now to avoid the rain and the cold.
00:01:25.000 Use your fucking mind and peer into space-time with your third eye and tell me the number one best destination to go to avoid the rain and the cold.
00:01:36.000 Brazil. Egypt.
00:01:39.000 Wrong and fucking wrong.
00:01:42.000 That's about to show you homos the old-fashioned way, ain't I? There can't be less rain than Dubai, a desert.
00:01:47.000 Luke, if you don't want to be in the rain, why don't you just trust me and get on the plane and I'll take you somewhere where you'll never be in the rain again so you don't feel any pain.
00:01:59.000 And you don't go insane.
00:02:03.000 Alright, maybe we should take a train.
00:02:06.000 Where the fuck we going? Despite feeling like total ass.
00:02:18.000 I'm super sick. You could hear it in my voice.
00:02:20.000 You could see it in my face. It's COVID and he's spreading it to the world.
00:02:23.000 It might be COVID. It might be super flu.
00:02:25.000 Anyway. You keep ordering drinks as if it's going to save you.
00:02:30.000 Jagerweister used to be a cult of flu medicine.
00:02:32.000 It used to be.
00:02:34.000 Whiskey probably does kill germs.
00:02:36.000 Listen, we haven't been able to see.
00:02:38.000 We... Why are we back in London?
00:02:40.000 I want to go somewhere.
00:02:41.000 It wasn't raining. I've taken us here.
00:02:43.000 Because, one, I'm going to shoot something, and two, is it raining?
00:02:48.000 It's not raining, but it's cold and dreary, and it looks like it's gonna rain at any moment.
00:02:53.000 Luke, Luke, Luke, is it raining?
00:02:55.000 No. I'm gonna take you where it's not raining, sir.
00:02:58.000 Did he not deliver on his promise?
00:03:00.000 He did. Man of his word.
00:03:04.000 Now listen. We don't spend enough money.
00:03:07.000 I'm upset. I'm not gonna say it.
00:03:09.000 You could blank the number out.
00:03:11.000 We have a net worth right now.
00:03:13.000 Six million dollars.
00:03:15.000 Blank that out. What are we waiting for?
00:03:18.000 What are we doing sitting here working on a stay at home?
00:03:23.000 What are we doing? We're in London.
00:03:25.000 We never stop. We keep ordering these things as if they're not real.
00:03:30.000 First class in the United States, what, 30 grand, 10 grand each?
00:03:33.000 No. Charter a jumbo jet.
00:03:35.000 Do Aikido parties, push-up contests in the sky.
00:03:39.000 Purchase more vehicles.
00:03:41.000 I've scratched the bottom of the rolls driving up to Dracula's castle land to build a castle.
00:03:46.000 I'm building a castle, by the way.
00:03:48.000 And I scratched the bottom of the rolls.
00:03:49.000 Why don't I have a super 4x4?
00:03:51.000 Let's buy, and I found a picture of it, an armored Range Rover stretch that politicians drive around in.
00:03:58.000 Here we go. Made by Classic in Germany.
00:04:00.000 That cost a mere 1.1 million euros.
00:04:03.000 Why don't we have this?
00:04:05.000 Why? No! Listen, Andrew, when are you going to start enjoying the money?
00:04:09.000 Enjoying the money? All we do is fucking travel around, flying projects, booze, buying cars at random.
00:04:14.000 All we do is spend money. We're spending slower than we're making.
00:04:16.000 Let's at least break even.
00:04:18.000 Have a nice bit of fun. What's going to happen?
00:04:19.000 Okay, let's go turbo.
00:04:21.000 Let's go turbo. I'm in charge of all decisions.
00:04:23.000 What are we going to do? Spend it all?
00:04:25.000 Really? We're going to look at the balance going down.
00:04:27.000 Oh, it's almost gone. Oh, no, it's gone.
00:04:29.000 That's not going to happen.
00:04:31.000 It isn't going to happen.
00:04:33.000 We need to do more things.
00:04:35.000 Purchase more items.
00:04:37.000 Handmade fucking private jet push-ups.
00:04:41.000 Fucking gunpowder martinis.
00:04:43.000 Fucking more...
00:04:45.000 Where's the booze?
00:04:47.000 Booze please. More booze.
00:04:49.000 Step one more booze, but we need more action.
00:04:52.000 Champagne for breakfast. Where's the action?
00:04:55.000 It's my point. We have enough money.
00:04:58.000 It's like we won the lottery every week for two and a half months.
00:05:02.000 This is getting ridiculous now.
00:05:03.000 Lottery winners go crazy.
00:05:05.000 I saw a story of a lottery winner in England who spent three years doing cocaine and hookers.
00:05:09.000 I don't do cocaine and I don't do hookers, but he just got money out the bank every day and had fun for years.
00:05:14.000 We are never going to run out.
00:05:17.000 We do this. No, but there are levels.
00:05:21.000 We need to massively increase.
00:05:23.000 All right, let me just explain this to everyone who take over that.
00:05:26.000 Tristan's saying we need to spend five times more money than we normally spend.
00:05:30.000 But it will be maybe 1% better.
00:05:32.000 We're doing the best of everything.
00:05:34.000 I know. But we have too much money.
00:05:37.000 Let's die with a bunch of money.
00:05:38.000 So we have to spend it. So we're going to buy things like sandwiches for 10 grand and shit that we don't want.
00:05:42.000 Most expensive sandwich, London.
00:05:47.000 There's no way we're gonna end up buying the most expensive sandwiches in London.
00:05:50.000 Is it there? There's no way, is there?
00:05:52.000 For me, thanks.
00:05:55.000 So as usual, the waiter asked if we wanted more anything else.
00:05:59.000 Yeah. And then you ordered six more.
00:06:01.000 Exactly. Ever heard of a double-double?
00:06:04.000 It's when you pour all the gin...
00:06:07.000 Into one cup for your convenient drinking purposes.
00:06:11.000 Splash a tonic.
00:06:13.000 Yeah. You've got to double it up. What's this?
00:06:15.000 What's this? It's Aikido.
00:06:17.000 What's on my phone? Aikido.
00:06:21.000 So what's this? Double Aikido.
00:06:23.000 Aikido squares.
00:06:24.000 Welcome to the real world.
00:06:25.000 Come on.
00:06:26.000 That's your phone.
00:06:33.000 your phone.
00:06:35.000 Bye!
00:06:36.000 you Double double Aikido squared?
00:06:40.000 What is this?
00:06:44.000 Why am I here? So Andrew and Luke have been driving a Lamborghini all day.
00:06:59.000 Or they're going to be.
00:07:01.000 I have an appointment at the Best Tailor on Savile Row.
00:07:05.000 I've ordered about $100,000 worth of clothing.
00:07:07.000 I'm collecting about $50,000 worth of it today.
00:07:11.000 So I'm going by myself.
00:07:12.000 I'm going to film myself on Savile Row purchasing some of the finest suits in the world.
00:07:18.000 I could drive a Lambo every day.
00:07:20.000 I have two Lambos.
00:07:22.000 But I need my suits.
00:07:24.000 I am the worst dressed man for to walk in to a Savile Row tailor.
00:07:29.000 Under Armour t-shirt, sweatpants.
00:07:33.000 By the way, this is my photographer, Laura.
00:07:35.000 You're on Take Confidential, my YouTube series.
00:07:37.000 Congratulations. She's going to be taking my Instagram pictures today because I can't take pictures for myself because I'm useless.
00:07:44.000 Look how beautiful this shop is Have a worst-dressed man ever to come in here Anyway...
00:07:58.000 So I'm here to collect my suits and Michael is pouring me booze.
00:08:03.000 What is it? 1.30pm?
00:08:04.000 2pm? Yeah.
00:08:07.000 So it's a bit late to start drinking actually.
00:08:09.000 Michael, aren't you French?
00:08:10.000 It's supposed to be a glass of wine for breakfast.
00:08:13.000 Yeah, it usually is.
00:08:14.000 Yeah, I'll happily join you.
00:08:16.000 I'll happily join you. Nice knowing you, Luke.
00:08:23.000 If you crash and die in a fireball, it's because you didn't drink enough.
00:08:28.000 You need more booze.
00:08:32.000 I decided to buy Luke this car.
00:08:34.000 The salesman is selling Luke this car because I've decided to buy it for him.
00:08:38.000 So we're going to see what he says when he comes back.
00:08:40.000 If he enjoyed driving it or not.
00:08:43.000 That car is super fun somehow.
00:08:45.000 I don't know what it is.
00:08:47.000 It's not speed. It's not raw speed because we have speed.
00:08:50.000 Luke, you were supposed to crash.
00:08:52.000 No. Why didn't you crash?
00:08:53.000 That wasn't the job. That was the job.
00:08:55.000 The job was to crash. That wasn't the job.
00:08:56.000 For Tate Confidential, you were supposed to crash the STO. That wasn't the job.
00:09:00.000 Into a fireball. And then we could call you Babyface and your face is covered in bandages.
00:09:05.000 No, that thing's super fun somehow.
00:09:07.000 It actually is super fun.
00:09:08.000 And it's race car-y inside.
00:09:11.000 It's like pulleys and shits all manual.
00:09:13.000 It's fun. This is a fun car.
00:09:15.000 It's fun. It has some fun.
00:09:18.000 So you're telling me I have to buy one?
00:09:21.000 See? This is what I mean, Luke.
00:09:23.000 You're talking about I don't need to buy cars.
00:09:24.000 Now they all be buying.
00:09:26.000 Now when I saw it, I did not put on anything.
00:09:28.000 I'm going to go to the store.
00:09:40.000 So
00:10:09.000 Hold on tight, we're about to get rich.
00:10:11.000 Right here, at Hosson's Universe.
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00:11:35.000 You don't. Do I need an SF-90?
00:11:38.000 No. No, you don't.
00:11:40.000 Because I get to be a spaceman.
00:11:41.000 I know it's a space thing inside.
00:11:43.000 Spaceship. No.
00:11:45.000 Or I need a DBS or I can be James Bond.
00:11:48.000 The DBS maybe, but you definitely don't need to be a Ferrari spaceman.
00:11:51.000 I need both. You don't need both.
00:11:54.000 You keep buying cars.
00:11:55.000 It's inside of my brain.
00:11:57.000 It's inside of my brain. I can't get out of my brain.
00:11:59.000 No one realizes. It's literally in your brain.
00:12:01.000 It's literally in his brain.
00:12:03.000 In my brain. It's constantly there.
00:12:06.000 Why do you keep buying cars?
00:12:07.000 I don't gamble. I don't have to hire hookers so I'm not like these fucking losers.
00:12:11.000 All the girls want to fuck me for free.
00:12:12.000 I don't take drugs.
00:12:14.000 I'm making millions of dollars a month.
00:12:16.000 What the fuck else am I going to do?
00:12:18.000 Luke, I'm tired of it.
00:12:19.000 And now it's in my mind.
00:12:21.000 There's a splitter in my mind.
00:12:23.000 God has blessed me.
00:12:24.000 I'm highly favored by the Lord High Jaw.
00:12:26.000 He gives me near unlimited funds.
00:12:28.000 Near unlimited. My pimpin's never slipping.
00:12:31.000 I'm out here making too much fucking money.
00:12:33.000 And all I can think to do is to buy fucking automobiles.
00:12:35.000 And you're telling me I don't need them. And now it's in my fucking brain.
00:12:39.000 You don't need them.
00:12:40.000 You ticked every box.
00:12:43.000 You have all the cars.
00:12:46.000 The James Bond's a maybe.
00:12:47.000 This is out of control. Something hasn't changed.
00:12:49.000 You even have it, Aston. You have a James Bond.
00:12:51.000 You have a Valhalla on the way. If you jump off that bridge, I won't buy that.
00:12:55.000 No, I'm not gonna do that. Why is there an attack helicopter over us?
00:12:58.000 Ah, nice. What the fuck is that?
00:13:01.000 Nice. It's the end.
00:13:03.000 Yeah? Yeah. I even filmed it a bit.
00:13:06.000 What the fuck is it? It should be there.
00:13:08.000 It's a Chinook. Is Russia attacking?
00:13:12.000 Maybe I should buy a Chinook.
00:13:15.000 Sick! No, we don't need you today.
00:13:17.000 Listen, Luke, something has to change.
00:13:21.000 Do you understand? You're going to say the change is behind the cars.
00:13:28.000 No, it's true that they're essentially free.
00:13:30.000 It's true. And it's a hard thing.
00:13:32.000 They're essentially free. I buy everyone's dream car in SF90 for half a million dollars.
00:13:36.000 And everyone will be like, wow. But to me, I'll look at my bank and I won't even notice.
00:13:39.000 That's the thing. They're free!
00:13:41.000 No, people don't realize the curse that you actually have.
00:13:43.000 You actually, actually, actually have the curse where it's, they're free though.
00:13:47.000 They're basically free. So it's like, why not have them all?
00:13:49.000 They're basically free. The only thing that's putting me off is actually bothering with the registration and the insurance and shit.
00:13:53.000 I can't be dicked. But literally they're free.
00:13:56.000 They're like on the street. Pick it up. Do you want it?
00:14:00.000 My human mind is under attack.
00:14:03.000 The village people.
00:14:05.000 The village people are trying to attack me.
00:14:07.000 I'm the chief of the village.
00:14:08.000 And all the villagers, the village people, are trying to attack me.
00:14:11.000 But my enemies will not succeed.
00:14:14.000 So understand. That's what it feels like in my brain.
00:14:17.000 So that's the splinter.
00:14:18.000 The village people are trying to get you to buy all the cars.
00:14:20.000 Or no, they're trying to keep it in your head that you maybe should buy all the cars.
00:14:26.000 The village people are working with my enemies and they have an agenda to try and prevent my success.
00:14:31.000 Will they succeed?
00:14:32.000 But I'm highly favored and blessed so they will not succeed.
00:14:36.000 And for that reason, I need to buy cars.
00:14:39.000 That's not the conclusion. The conclusion isn't you need to buy cars.
00:14:43.000 That can't be the conclusion.
00:14:45.000 We're in a Bentley!
00:14:49.000 Luke, luckily the kind guys at Armani have bought some booze at 1pm.
00:15:03.000 Cheers. No, can't do it.
00:15:04.000 We can't do it. Can't do it.
00:15:06.000 So last night what was I doing? Boozing.
00:15:08.000 I was out all night boozing.
00:15:09.000 Yes. With my tables from Savile Row.
00:15:11.000 Yes. And what are you doing?
00:15:13.000 What were you doing last night?
00:15:15.000 I was working.
00:15:17.000 So not boozing?
00:15:18.000 No, not boozing. So you didn't booze last night.
00:15:22.000 Nope. And you're refusing booze this morning.
00:15:24.000 Why? Because there's no need for booze.
00:15:27.000 We're in Armani. There's no need for booze in Armani.
00:15:29.000 But it's free champagne. Yes, I know.
00:15:31.000 There's no need for any of it.
00:15:34.000 But Luke, you don't... It's free champagne.
00:15:36.000 I know. But Luke, it's cold.
00:15:39.000 It's cold. It's cold champagne.
00:15:42.000 I know. Buy Armani for free.
00:15:45.000 Correct. So what gives?
00:15:48.000 Why don't you grow up?
00:15:52.000 Sort your life out, Luke.
00:15:54.000 Sort your life out.
00:15:56.000 I was trying to find some trousers that would go with it, but I don't have nothing in your side.
00:16:02.000 Do I have this? So you're spending...
00:16:16.000 I'm not even sure I'm a challenge with you, but I'm a challenge with you.
00:16:20.000 So... Are those booze? No, thank you.
00:16:24.000 You sure? I'm 100% sure.
00:16:26.000 I'm 100% sure. I'm 100% sure.
00:16:29.000 It's good for you. It's grape juice Is the anything else it's trousers I'm more interested in but I mean you're showing me the trousers you've gone in Yeah, the trousers...
00:16:48.000 I'm gonna order it because...
00:16:50.000 Andrew, how much did you spend? We have a matching one.
00:16:53.000 That's 15? 20?
00:16:55.000 Too much, yeah. It's too much.
00:16:57.000 Yeah, yeah. Maybe if you wear this separately with something else.
00:17:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then you wouldn't have to find that something else.
00:17:04.000 Luke, would you like a glass? No, thanks.
00:17:06.000 Why? You're sure? I'm 100% sure.
00:17:07.000 But it's free booze. I'm 100% sure.
00:17:09.000 Andrew, have a glass. Have half a glass, Andrew.
00:17:11.000 Half for my brother, half. That's okay for my brother.
00:17:14.000 And Luke, you don't want any?
00:17:15.000 No. Why? Just a little bit.
00:17:19.000 There we go. There we go. Come on.
00:17:21.000 Guess how much do you think I spent?
00:17:24.000 How much did he spend? I don't know.
00:17:25.000 Do the expert. Let's do a guess.
00:17:27.000 I'm going to guess $21,000.
00:17:28.000 It's going to be difficult for me.
00:17:30.000 But yeah, around $25,000.
00:17:35.000 $25,000? I guess $21,000.
00:17:37.000 You guessed $25,000. What do you guess?
00:17:39.000 I guessed... No, I think that's about right.
00:17:44.000 21 to 25, it's got to be something like that.
00:17:46.000 I agree. 21, 25.
00:17:47.000 You're the expert. I mean, you're the expert.
00:17:49.000 You're going to be closer. No, no, no. I'm confused at this moment.
00:17:52.000 I don't know.
00:17:54.000 Too many clothes. You must be around that.
00:17:56.000 You must be around that. Around 25,000.
00:17:58.000 Nice. Lost more than that run to the bus.
00:18:00.000 He did lose more than that run to the bus.
00:18:02.000 Cheers. To Luke.
00:18:04.000 Not boozing. Coward.
00:18:09.000 How much is it?
00:18:11.000 23? 23.
00:18:13.000 23, 25.
00:18:15.000 You know what? I was the closest. Well, yeah, yeah.
00:18:18.000 I said 21 instead of 25.
00:18:21.000 Exactly in the middle.
00:18:23.000 Exactly in the middle. Exactly in the middle.
00:18:27.000 Andrew, pay your bill.
00:18:29.000 I paid it. 23,000 pounds.
00:18:34.000 It's a painful bill. There's no light without dark.
00:18:39.000 There's no joy without pain.
00:18:41.000 You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.
00:18:43.000 It's true. That's the way the world works.
00:18:48.000 Wise men. That's right.
00:18:50.000 I enjoy wearing them more knowing that they cost so much to buy.
00:18:54.000 That's how life works.
00:18:57.000 So here we are at the barbers.
00:19:00.000 And everyone goes to the barbers. And here we are.
00:19:04.000 Listen. Listen, all we do is force Luke to booze.
00:19:07.000 I think we should let Luke choose that.
00:19:09.000 Luke, what should we do?
00:19:10.000 Name something a place on Earth we should do.
00:19:14.000 A place on Earth?
00:19:16.000 Antarctica. To the South Pole.
00:19:18.000 Oh, the only place with no women and no drinks and no fun and no sunlight.
00:19:22.000 Well, no, no, no. There's no fun. There's loads of fun.
00:19:24.000 It's 24 hours of sunlight because I looked up the North Pole and the North Pole is 24 hours of darkness.
00:19:29.000 I think we're going to do an Antarctica's right.
00:19:31.000 All right. Let's go. I'm down.
00:19:34.000 I'll drink to that.
00:19:39.000 Going for a long walk. Cheers, Luke.
00:19:41.000 And I might be some time.
00:19:43.000 I'm going for a long drink.
00:19:44.000 I might be some time.
00:19:46.000 Hey, pick it up.
00:19:49.000 Pick it up. You've got to choose me. Take off an intro.
00:19:54.000 This is Luke. This is my cousin.
00:19:57.000 This is Andrew's cousin. They can come here and drink.
00:20:00.000 If they want. So Luke, I've got another beer because of you and your haircut.
00:20:06.000 I know. You're welcome.
00:20:09.000 You're welcome. Another one.
00:20:10.000 So many of your couples meet every haircut I ever get for the rest of my life.
00:20:13.000 If there's free beers?
00:20:14.000 Absolutely. Can't guarantee that, babe.
00:20:17.000 But there's a chance. I don't like you.
00:20:19.000 You do like me. No, I need beer.
00:20:23.000 I need beer to justify hanging out with you.
00:20:25.000 They didn't. They said they're free.
00:20:27.000 You tried to make beer. Well, I tried to pay because I thought they cost money.
00:20:31.000 You tried to make me pay for free beers.
00:20:32.000 You tried to get me. Yes.
00:20:35.000 They wouldn't have lied to you because they're my friends.
00:20:37.000 But then I got them because I know they give me free beers.
00:20:42.000 Why do they use the free beers?
00:20:44.000 I don't know. They should ban you.
00:20:46.000 I'm dressed like shit. They don't even know what I'm in here.
00:20:47.000 They should ban you. They should ban you.
00:20:49.000 Tristan, you're banned.
00:20:51.000 You can't ban me. Luke, why do you have no hair?
00:20:57.000 I have transcended hair.
00:20:58.000 What's transcending name? Transcended.
00:21:01.000 I've gone past. I've gone beyond.
00:21:03.000 I do know what he means. I've noticed something about Andrew.
00:21:07.000 He's been enlightened. I think I figured out why.
00:21:09.000 Okay. It's true. Hair destroys you.
00:21:12.000 Look, no offense to both of you.
00:21:14.000 And you can criticize all of my negative points because I have many.
00:21:18.000 But I think I might be the happiest man in this car.
00:21:21.000 No, you have hair. You don't realize.
00:21:24.000 You're on the wrong spiritual plane. No, but you know what?
00:21:25.000 You're on the wrong spiritual plane. But Luke, it's all wrong because Andrew looks like an Albanian gangster with no hair.
00:21:30.000 You... Are not capable of growing a beard.
00:21:34.000 So you look a bit like a chemotherapy kid.
00:21:36.000 Correct? No, not correct.
00:21:38.000 Correct. Yeah, but why is that okay?
00:21:40.000 Because I've transcended. He's transcended.
00:21:42.000 No, I agree with Luke. You don't understand.
00:21:44.000 He's transcended. I've transcended.
00:21:45.000 Well, you two baldies are going to gang up on me, obviously.
00:21:49.000 So you're going to admit we've transcended?
00:21:50.000 Because we have. You're still in the earthly plane.
00:21:57.000 Yeah, he is. Earthly plane.
00:21:59.000 I like that. Why stay there?
00:22:03.000 You can just enlighten. Yeah, just float.
00:22:05.000 From now on, I don't talk to bold people.
00:22:07.000 Just float up. Excuse me, driver.
00:22:09.000 I don't talk to these two anymore.
00:22:10.000 You're the only guy I'm talking to because I don't talk to bold people anymore.
00:22:15.000 They're both losers and I can't talk to them anymore.
00:22:18.000 Why do you guys do this?
00:22:25.000 Do what? What do you mean do what?
00:22:28.000 Luke. Luke.
00:22:30.000 You guys keep buying cars and loads of shit.
00:22:33.000 It's a non-stop shopping.
00:22:35.000 How much do you spend? I made 6.5 million dollars on a coin called Shiba, which is based after a dog.
00:22:43.000 Money's not real. The financial system is broken in every single possible way.
00:22:46.000 If I can make 6.5 million dollars because of a dog coin, Then I should spend it on shit.
00:22:52.000 Because that's shit money from a shit place and it needs to be spent on shit.
00:22:55.000 Do you agree? Alright, I do agree that money's not real.
00:22:59.000 But this can't be the answer.
00:23:02.000 It is the answer, Luke. Is this inflation?
00:23:05.000 Is it just you keep buying all of it so you guys are outbidding each other.
00:23:08.000 Just people like you.
00:23:09.000 Exactly. You can't do this.