Tate Speech - July 24, 2022


DRIFTING FERRARI CRASH | Tate Confidential Ep. 53


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

104.3385

Word Count

1,459

Sentence Count

200

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

This episode is about a smoke machine that accidentally gets used in Luke's room while he's asleep and then he wakes up to find that his room is full of smoke. The problem is that the door handle is locked shut and the only way to get in is to get through the smoke machine and get through his door without him waking up. This is the story of how Luke and Rory handle the situation and how they manage to get into the room and get the machine set up without waking him up. Also, Rory accidentally uses the wrong key to unlock the door and get in to Luke s room, but it doesn't work and he's stuck in his room with the door locked and the door is locked from the outside, but he doesn't know what to do about it. Will they be able to get inside and get him to open the door before it s too late or will they have to wait for him to wake up before they can smoke him out? Find out what they do next, tune in next week for part 2 of this episode. xoxo, Rory and Rory XOXO, Luke & Rory xoxoxo and the rest of the crew at the podcast. Xoxo and the team at the radio station. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and tell us what you thought of the episode. We'll be looking out for you in the next episode! , and we'll try to make it better next week! Thank you so much for all the support we've been getting through this far too much of this work, it's been a lot of hard work. Love ya'll! - Rory, Luke, Rory, Tate, and the crew. xo, EJ and the gang. - Luke - Elexa, Elyssa Andres, Elesa, P. and Taylor & the crew Thanks to the boys at the bar at the coffee shop. Luke, Rachael ( ) and Luke, and Taylor at the cafe in the bar in the coffee place in front of my house. Thanks for all your support and support us with the coffee and the coffee, and all the tips and love you all for making this podcast is so much love and support we appreciate it so much, thank you for all of the support you all the love you're giving us so much.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I'm not a girl.
00:00:22.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:34.000 You Bye!
00:00:39.000 So a smoke machine got delivered.
00:00:41.000 I wanted a little smoke machine to run a joke, and I accidentally bought a nightclub level fog machine, which is used for creating fog in clubs and bars.
00:00:51.000 Now, when this was supposed to show up, I plotted with Luke to get you, Warren.
00:00:57.000 You were the person I was supposed to get with him while you were asleep after the sprayed fog on you.
00:01:01.000 Nice. But this thing comes with a remote control.
00:01:06.000 That you can control wirelessly from the DJ booth.
00:01:09.000 Ah, so it's not a button on the wire.
00:01:10.000 No. So I'm going to set this up under Luke's bed and leave it on.
00:01:16.000 Then, when he's asleep, I'm going to fill his room with smoke when he doesn't expect it.
00:01:21.000 Nice. Let's do it. Installing it now.
00:01:26.000 Nice. So moving his bed out of the way.
00:01:28.000 extension wire underneath this bed. Here we go. There it is.
00:01:34.000 So I can plug the machine in down here next to his phone charger.
00:01:43.000 Little shit. Nice.
00:01:49.000 So he thinks you're going to do this to me.
00:01:50.000 Yeah. And he's going to get to bed tonight.
00:01:52.000 Yeah. And then we're going to smoke him out.
00:01:54.000 Exactly. I can't find the fucking holes.
00:02:01.000 One moment. Here we go.
00:02:06.000 Got it? Plugged in.
00:02:08.000 Cool. This is the wireless receiver.
00:02:14.000 The hose is incorrect. In fact, let me top this up.
00:02:16.000 Go to my bathroom, and next to the door in the bathroom, there's a tub of liquid smoke.
00:02:19.000 I'm breathing here, please.
00:02:20.000 Hold.
00:02:21.000 Disco fog liquid.
00:02:27.000 So the plan goes like this, Rory.
00:02:36.000 We sneak up to his door with the remote control.
00:02:40.000 I use an Allen key.
00:02:43.000 To take off his door handle and push it through so the door handle falls on the floor.
00:02:49.000 Nice. I then start smoking him out.
00:02:51.000 So he's trapped in. So he wakes up, reaches it, the door handle's not there, it's on the floor, the room's full of smoke.
00:02:57.000 Yeah. Obviously we've got to smoke it out first.
00:02:59.000 I think we need to loosen the door handle and then start smoking it out and then we push.
00:03:05.000 Cool. We'll have to do this super late so he's definitely asleep because...
00:03:10.000 Yeah, no, he wakes up to anything.
00:03:15.000 We'll keep music playing downstairs and stuff so he's not aware of the obvious noise outside his room.
00:03:22.000 We've got to get as much smoke as possible.
00:03:24.000 Okay, it's full of liquid smoke.
00:03:26.000 Now if I just switch it on, it takes a while to heat up.
00:03:31.000 Now I can tie the entire machine to his bed.
00:03:37.000 I mean, it's only like 5 p.m. now, so will it last that long?
00:03:45.000 Will it not? No, it's plugged in.
00:03:47.000 When it's on, it's lost. Cool.
00:03:49.000 So the machine is now set.
00:03:51.000 I just want to smoke him out super good because he thinks this is going to happen to me.
00:03:58.000 Lift the head on top of the machine.
00:04:01.000 Yeah, you want to put the machine as far under the bed as you can.
00:04:03.000 Yeah. So, do you know what I mean?
00:04:07.000 So when he panics, he can't grab it straight away.
00:04:11.000 We done? We plugged in?
00:04:18.000 I think. Are these my sunglasses?
00:04:23.000 No, they aren't, they aren't.
00:04:25.000 Luke steals things. So his room is in the exact same place we left it, but with the smoke machine installed, I'm going to eat the bed.
00:04:35.000 Got a remote control, later tonight we're gonna get in.
00:04:38.000 So Luke's in bed, I'm interested in having the remote for the fog machine.
00:04:50.000 Instead of taking his door handle off, it'll make too much noise.
00:04:53.000 So what we'll do is we hold the door shut.
00:04:56.000 Stop smoking out my room.
00:05:06.000 Keep going. Keep going.
00:05:20.000 Just push and stop.
00:05:27.000 Keep going.
00:05:30.000 Are you kidding me?
00:05:56.000 Yeah.
00:05:57.000 Yeah, wait.
00:06:03.000 He just locked me in.
00:06:08.000 We're gonna take the door handle.
00:06:11.000 Oh, thank you.
00:06:12.000 To light on.
00:06:20.000 Is this getting me?
00:06:26.000 We got mine.
00:06:28.000 I knew what you were doing, you bastards.
00:06:33.000 Look at this shit.
00:06:39.000 Why couldn't we have gone to see your guys first?
00:06:42.000 Where the fuck are they?
00:06:46.000 Where the shit?
00:06:52.000 Where is the fucking remote?
00:06:54.000 Luke, where are you?
00:06:56.000 Oh, fuck!
00:06:57.000 It was if you were doing alcohol.
00:07:00.000 Oh man, this is smoky.
00:07:04.000 What?
00:07:05.000 It's on your bed bro.
00:07:11.000 I saw this shit!
00:07:13.000 And I was wondering why!
00:07:16.000 You know, I thought a fucking smurf fucked around somehow and put it here.
00:07:25.000 Oh, did you see? Don't you know the fuck is it like this?
00:07:32.000 No, fuck this.
00:07:33.000 Fuck this piece. Alright, you guys didn't get me.
00:07:49.000 This does count.
00:07:51.000 We soon forgot you.
00:07:53.000 Oh, Luke, we so got you.
00:07:55.000 You thought we were going to get Rory.
00:07:59.000 We set out today when you were outside.
00:08:02.000 We got you. They got me.
00:08:08.000 What car are you in? What?
00:08:09.000 What car are you in?
00:08:11.000 A Ferrari. I know it makes no sense.
00:08:16.000 I bought you a Ferrari.
00:08:17.000 We didn't film any of it. Everyone's like, why?
00:08:19.000 Now Luke has a Ferrari. Yeah.
00:08:21.000 Luke has a Ferrari. I bought Luke a Ferrari.
00:08:24.000 Here's the update. So I thought Luke needs to learn to drive, so he'll come here to learn how to drift.
00:08:32.000 I already know how to drift, of course.
00:08:34.000 But here's so you can learn how to drift.
00:08:38.000 I'll try not to crash.
00:08:40.000 Alright, we live in the monkey realm.
00:08:46.000 We don't. We do.
00:08:48.000 We don't. We do, Rory.
00:08:49.000 We're in the monkey realm. This is definitely monkey realm.
00:08:53.000 Tristan, we live in the monkey realm.
00:08:56.000 The world of monkeys.
00:08:58.000 I agree with you. We do!
00:09:02.000 And you're in the car Monkey realm let me get this straight This is no longer a drifting school.
00:09:16.000 It's teaching Luke how to drive a fucking manual school.
00:09:19.000 Yes. He grew up in fucking America.
00:09:21.000 Yes. Where no one can drive.
00:09:23.000 Big straight roads, no manual transmission.
00:09:26.000 Exactly. Americans cannot drive.
00:09:27.000 That's not driving. I know it's not.
00:09:29.000 That's making a car move in a straight line.
00:09:31.000 Yes. That's very different.
00:09:32.000 I'm very good at it. So you don't know how to use a manual car?
00:09:35.000 I do not. I know how to use a manual motorcycle.
00:09:39.000 I'm not gonna talk to you anymore.
00:09:41.000 I don't like you. No, but after this I'll know how to drive manual.
00:09:43.000 I'm gonna go get a fucking cigar.
00:09:47.000 cigar Are those relaxing I'm not sure I'm not sure Oh
00:09:59.000 What So Hmm So
00:10:29.000 So So, I was looking at my phone, and I looked up, and I saw the car doing perfect circles.
00:10:38.000 I said, don't worry, oh, fucking hell, Luke's got it!
00:10:40.000 They swapped seats. I didn't see you in any swapped seats.
00:10:44.000 The Aikido!
00:10:58.000 Woo!
00:11:08.000 Shit! Shit!
00:11:11.000 He was fighting the steering wheel!
00:11:13.000 Shit! Tristan, Mr.
00:11:20.000 Driver. Tristan, Mr.
00:11:22.000 Driver. Can't even park a car.
00:11:24.000 Tristan, you're American, aren't you?
00:11:25.000 I can tell. Did you see the drift Aikido?
00:11:28.000 Yeah, but you can't drive. No, but did you see the Aikido?
00:11:30.000 No. No, you can't see it.
00:11:32.000 You can't see it. You can't see it. You can't.
00:11:33.000 I was six times zooming on you.
00:11:36.000 All the steering errors I made, so I did one or two, and then it would start messing up.
00:11:41.000 That's because I was trying to take my hand off the wheel and the Aikido.
00:11:43.000 Can you park a car, though? Yeah, but I can do drifting Aikido.
00:11:45.000 But can you park a car?
00:11:47.000 The answer is no. Can you show us again?
00:11:49.000 Show us your parking skills.
00:11:50.000 Yeah, please. Please bark again.
00:11:52.000 So Tristan, are you the professional drifter?
00:12:14.000 I am clearly the best drifter.
00:12:16.000 Let's not eat ragging. I didn't know if I would be, I just am the best.
00:12:20.000 Alright, so... Am I not the best?
00:12:23.000 Do you disagree? I don't disagree.
00:12:25.000 Good. You can't disagree because I'm the best at this.
00:12:31.000 Okay, so he said your weight will change it slightly.
00:12:34.000 Yes, I weigh more so you need more gas I'm clearly the best at this, Luke. I'm clearly the best, bruv. Don't even deny it. It's gonna upset Andrew, but I am.
00:12:56.000 Woo!
00:13:02.000 That was a good one.
00:13:09.000 Yeah!
00:13:10.000 That was a good one.
00:13:11.000 That was a good one.
00:13:18.000 Yeah, I filmed this.
00:13:46.000 Go on.
00:13:48.000 What's the story? Let's go on, Luke.
00:13:50.000 So, Rory says he's allergic to cucumbers.
00:13:52.000 He thinks they'll kill him. Cucumbers will kill him.
00:13:54.000 They won't kill me. If you want to kill Rory, you just wave a cucumber in his face.
00:13:58.000 And he might die.