Tate Speech - October 20, 2025


Drive Part 2 | Tate Confidential Ep 326


Episode Stats

Length

2 minutes

Words per Minute

190.56818

Word Count

559

Sentence Count

58

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

Tristan Tate of the Animal Liberation Front wants to make fishing illegal in the United States because it's cruel to catch fish the old fashioned way. Alex has a theory that if you can't catch fish in the water, you can only catch fish outside of the water.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You don't have a face that looks like you have a filter on it.
00:00:03.000 That's why you put a filter on it.
00:00:04.000 To look different.
00:00:06.000 No.
00:00:07.000 But don't sell the dream to others.
00:00:09.000 Don't send Andrew pictures.
00:00:11.000 I don't know what I think you need features.
00:00:13.000 Do not take pi photos and filters.
00:00:15.000 If I took pictures of my dick and made it three times longer.
00:00:18.000 It's like, oh no, it's it's actually it's almost real.
00:00:21.000 I just I just used a stretcher filter.
00:00:24.000 And then the girls had to look at my tiny little wiener.
00:00:28.000 Right?
00:00:28.000 And be disappointed.
00:00:29.000 That wouldn't be fair, would it?
00:00:32.000 But there's no penis stretching filter on Snatch.
00:00:35.000 Oh you haven't got it.
00:00:36.000 Believe me, how much that's what you look like.
00:00:40.000 The photons, instead of entering my eyes, enter these lenses and capture the moment with perfection.
00:00:47.000 That is what you look like.
00:00:50.000 I just saw a photo.
00:00:51.000 I'm just looking at the phone.
00:00:53.000 Thank you.
00:00:56.000 You want to say it again?
00:00:58.000 Trying to call my bluff, bitch.
00:01:00.000 You're fucking flipping.
00:01:01.000 You look exactly like that photo, and you think you're fucking ugly.
00:01:03.000 That's why I try to put filter on it.
00:01:06.000 The fog.
00:01:07.000 What are you wearing?
00:01:09.000 Fishing rope.
00:01:10.000 As you know with nature, it's all about the spiritual.
00:01:14.000 I have to dress like this and reach a higher plane of enlightenment to call the fish to me before I cast the rod.
00:01:22.000 It's an advanced technique.
00:01:24.000 I wouldn't expect a simpleton like you to understand it.
00:01:26.000 You actually caught some.
00:01:27.000 Yeah, you caught some fish.
00:01:28.000 Alex, hold on, you caught some fish.
00:01:34.000 As you know, Tristan State, who works for Just Stop Oil, is also pro-animal liberation.
00:01:40.000 I don't think she's out of food, yeah.
00:01:42.000 The key to catching fish is to use a rod in the lake.
00:01:42.000 Free willy.
00:01:46.000 Not many people know this, so I'm actually an expert on fishing.
00:01:49.000 You never catch fish outside of the water.
00:01:51.000 You have to actually go inside the water to get the fish.
00:01:53.000 And because you don't want to go in the water yourself, you get wet, you use a piece of string on a stick called a rod.
00:01:59.000 And then you reel the rod after the fish bite the bait and then you bring them aboard.
00:02:02.000 Not many people think about these things or know these things.
00:02:05.000 But that's basically how I invented the way to fish.
00:02:08.000 Some people said it was quite cruel because if you tried to catch a land animal that way, imagine I wanted to kill a deer.
00:02:15.000 Like Bambi.
00:02:16.000 And I had a hook with some bait and Bambi tried to eat the bait and then got snared on my hook.
00:02:22.000 And then I just dragged Bambi from the back of my pickup truck along the ground.
00:02:30.000 You know, I mean, that'd be a pretty cruel thing to do, but for some reason it's allowed to happen to fish because nobody cares about fish.
00:02:36.000 So Tristan Tate of Just Stop Oil, aka the Animal Liberation Front, has come here to put a stop to your crime against fish.
00:02:44.000 How do you feel?
00:02:45.000 How many fish have you caught, Smallix?
00:02:47.000 How many are in the bucket right now?
00:02:47.000 Eight, nine.
00:02:49.000 Ah now zero.
00:02:50.000 Loser!
00:02:51.000 Vacuum.
00:02:52.000 Loser.
00:02:53.000 So you have zero fish.
00:02:55.000 Loser.
00:02:55.000 I'm done here.