Tate Speech - July 18, 2022


DRIVING SUPERCARS IN A ILLEGAL RALLY IN EUROPE | Tate Confidential Ep. 2


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

109.652405

Word Count

1,367

Sentence Count

168

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary

In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the and are in a car crash in the middle of the night in Luxembourg City, and the brother has no idea how to get home from a night out. Will they make it back to civilization? or will they be stuck in a taxi for the rest of their lives waiting for a ride home? The answer to all of these questions and much more can be found in this episode of . and more on this week s episode of the WDFA Podcast! Featuring: , , and , featuring special guest , as well as special guest, , Aaron, and special guest Andrew, who is in love with his brother, Andrew's ex-wife, and his little sister, Sarah, who doesn't like him anymore. Also, we have a special guest on the show, Nick, who's in town visiting from the U.S.A. and needs a taxi back home, but can't seem to get a ride to the airport because he doesn't know where to get one because he's not in the mood for a cab, and Nick and Aaron can't figure out how to find a taxi to get back home. , so they go to a bar and find a way to get him a ride back to his car, but it's not much better than the one they were in the first place they went to last night, and it doesn't have a seatbelt on, so they end up getting a taxi instead of a cab... the next time they're in the next day, and that's not so much better. . . We hope you enjoy this episode. Cheers, Cheers! Cheers. Cheers from the Cheers CHEers, Six, Six! -Tate, Six and Andrew, Six. -Jon and Aaron, Jon - Jon - Andrew, Jon and Andrew - Aaron Nick, Jake, Andrew, and Sarah, Tom, - Tom - Nick Jake & Sarah (and the rest! - Jon and Sarah - and more! - and a little bit more! Jon & Sarah (and a whole lot more!!) of the first ever episode, we talk about what's going on in our lives, and how things are going to be in the future.


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:03.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:21.000 But I don't think so.
00:00:23.000 I'm not a girl.
00:00:25.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:35.000 Thanks for watching!
00:00:39.000 Cheers, six. Weird fucking car.
00:00:43.000 They seem different than yesterday.
00:00:47.000 Baby, are you breaking my sunglasses?
00:00:55.000 Are my sunglasses? You've broken my sunglasses.
00:00:58.000 You are lucky that my new Louis Vuitton sunglasses are in this pocket.
00:01:02.000 You're very lucky. As you're about to catch a case of these hands, I'll serve you up a nice, tall, refreshing glass of my left and right hands.
00:01:13.000 She's in love with me again, Andrew, it's okay?
00:01:15.000 Love never ends. Love never dies.
00:01:16.000 Love stays together forever. Forever.
00:01:19.000 Except for him. This might be.
00:01:21.000 Why don't you like my brother? It's fine.
00:01:24.000 I'm just gonna hold a brave face and when she leaves, I'll cry or anything.
00:01:28.000 I know you'll cry, Andrew. I know you look.
00:01:30.000 I do look. I know you do.
00:01:33.000 You're a sensitive man.
00:01:34.000 You have a good heart. Too good.
00:01:37.000 That's right. Everyone takes advantage of me.
00:01:39.000 If you break my brother's heart, I'll break your face.
00:01:43.000 Sit down, sir. Your brother don't have her.
00:01:49.000 What? Why? You need a taxi.
00:01:52.000 You're gonna pay him with blowjobs.
00:01:54.000 You should tell me how you take the taxi.
00:02:01.000 You're gonna jerk him off?
00:02:02.000 With what? Jerking his dick.
00:02:05.000 Take the money for the taxi. You're too fat.
00:02:12.000 What am I supposed to do here for three hours?
00:02:14.000 Exactly. To jerk myself off?
00:02:16.000 Nothing to do for three hours.
00:02:17.000 Is there anything like, I don't know, cigar shops?
00:02:20.000 Yeah, there is a cigar lounge.
00:02:22.000 As the sun goes down, we start moving.
00:02:24.000 There's a cigar lounge. And it closes at 7, because Luxembourg fails the site.
00:02:29.000 This situation would be like, if we were in Bucharest right now, we'd be getting tomahawk steaks right now.
00:02:33.000 Having cigars at Casa de David Baro Show.
00:02:36.000 Then we'd go out after that.
00:02:38.000 Old City. Then we'd hit the club.
00:02:40.000 But obviously we don't have those options now, so we have to improvise.
00:02:43.000 We've got to mix it up a little bit.
00:02:44.000 Well, I guarantee I can find somewhere in Luxembourg city centre that serves boobs.
00:02:49.000 Mike, you smoke cigars?
00:03:04.000 No.
00:03:05.000 You do now.
00:03:06.000 Why were you looking for me?
00:03:27.000 It has stripper written all over it.
00:03:29.000 You can feel the anxiety down there.
00:03:40.000 Real society everywhere.
00:03:42.000 Marathons are for nerds.
00:04:03.000 Western Europe is a failed society.
00:04:05.000 All the girls are ugly. There's too many rules.
00:04:07.000 You can't bribe anyone. You have to stick to the rules.
00:04:09.000 They put on their little fucking marathon, all the little dorks running around in a big circle and everyone comes out for a good old time.
00:04:15.000 There's free hats, tambourines.
00:04:17.000 Oh, let's watch the dorks run in a circle.
00:04:19.000 I will never dedicate my life running all day for weeks, becoming good enough at running, so I can run in a big circle one day in front of a bunch of fucking fours.
00:04:27.000 Ugly chicks. Western Europe sucks.
00:04:30.000 I'll show you a marathon.
00:04:32.000 Gin and tonic, Aaron.
00:04:49.000 You sound Scottish, you sound American.
00:05:06.000 I'm out.
00:05:07.000 My dad, my grandparents are American, my dad's English.
00:05:10.000 So we're gonna go down here, we're gonna wait an hour, yeah?
00:05:15.000 From far away, you're like, oh, two girls!
00:05:18.000 You go over, you're like, hey, bang, everything's going smooth, and then you're like, whoa!
00:05:22.000 This country's a failed society.
00:05:24.000 What are you doing on top of those threes?
00:05:25.000 I see them on the other side of the road where they look like fours.
00:05:28.000 From a distance, I was like, okay, two chicks.
00:05:30.000 You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:05:31.000 Hey, I did the right thing.
00:05:33.000 I approached. That's what a man's supposed to do.
00:05:34.000 I didn't know there were any twos.
00:05:35.000 I think it's carnival season here in Luxembourg.
00:05:39.000 Nick, you in? Always.
00:05:41.000 I didn't even hear what you said. I'm in.
00:05:43.000 What is this shit?
00:05:50.000 Luxembourg is a failed society.
00:05:54.000 How the fuck? How did we end up with a pink taxi?
00:05:58.000 I have no idea how we ended up with a pink car.
00:06:03.000 I need some music or I like it!
00:06:05.000 I'm gonna go get some music!
00:06:07.000 I'm gonna go get some music!
00:06:09.000 This be my lifestyle, smoke me on some Nestle.
00:06:12.000 Nestle.
00:06:14.000 I'm gonna go get some music!
00:07:19.000 Bye!
00:07:23.000 I don't enjoy being a passenger in cars, but I do enjoy smoking and drinking.
00:07:27.000 So if I smoke and drink the entire time, I'll have a good fucking time.
00:07:32.000 I'm a Bronson Jaeger, help me focus!
00:07:34.000 Did you bring the ball?
00:07:36.000 Yes, I brought it.
00:07:38.000 I'm a Bronson Jaeger, help me focus!
00:07:50.000 BMX!
00:08:12.000 Listen, here's how you know that Western Group is a failed song.
00:08:18.000 BMX!
00:08:32.000 Beaven!
00:08:34.000 What up, bro?
00:08:35.000 Jankermeister? Do you have a light or anything?
00:08:44.000 And I think that's it, good morning.
00:08:46.000 So basically, someone's car blew up and then they got one of the cars and it was moved So now Mike, the camera guy, poor Mike, is stuck in the back of this car.
00:09:12.000 It's hit the side for children.
00:09:13.000 It's a six-foot walk, by the way.
00:09:15.000 The German police are looking for us, waiting for us on the motorway to impound everyone's cars, because this is not a legal rally.
00:09:21.000 So we've been told to avoid the police and take the detour to try to avoid the police.
00:09:25.000 Okay. On top of that, I'm pissed off with the car I'm driving because last year my car was there.
00:09:30.000 And I'm pretty tempted to fuck this off, fly home, pick up my own Huracan and start my own rally.
00:09:36.000 This rally is your shitshow, Andrew.
00:09:39.000 You decide what we're doing. One of the cars is broken down.
00:09:42.000 We've got 6'1 Mike sitting in the back of the Porsche behind me.
00:09:45.000 The car is far slower than...
00:09:48.000 And we're in Munich. All of our fun potential and money are letting our summer tick away from a hotel in fucking Munich in the failed state of Germany.
00:09:59.000 And you're sitting here playing fucking games on your phone.
00:10:03.000 Listen. Germany's a failed society.
00:10:07.000 That doesn't help!
00:10:09.000 We're doing some dumb shit.
00:10:10.000 Flying around the world. Getting new cars.
00:10:12.000 Going new crazy places. Those are the options.
00:10:16.000 Or... Suicide.
00:10:21.000 Germany is a failed society!
00:10:28.000 No arguments.
00:10:30.000 No protests. I have a fucking idea for you homos!
00:10:34.000 We pack our shit and we go to the fucking airport right now.
00:10:38.000 Nothing booked. We check what's on the fucking screen and then we make a decision.
00:10:43.000 We get the fuck out of this fatal state.
00:10:46.000 We hit the airport, we look at the fucking screen, and we decide where we're flying.
00:10:51.000 Then and there. Why are you always drinking?
00:10:57.000 Jeremy's been sick. Here's the thing, though.
00:11:04.000 Most of the places are shit.
00:11:06.000 We have to make a decision now.
00:11:07.000 At least get a short list. It's gotta be east of here.
00:11:10.000 How about this? Can't be too south.
00:11:12.000 How about this? How about this?
00:11:15.000 Gone. We bail on all this shit.
00:11:17.000 Dumb. We get flights to fucking Larnaca.
00:11:21.000 We rock up in Iannapa.
00:11:23.000 Get drunk out of our fucking mind.
00:11:25.000 I'm down. Search of what?
00:11:27.000 Munich to Lunarka.
00:11:28.000 Last time, there was drunk.
00:11:30.000 Because you broke the golden rule.
00:11:33.000 And the golden rule was this.
00:11:35.000 You went to Kozice without BMN. Without T-Bros.
00:11:39.000 So at the end of the day...
00:11:42.000 You got rolled up on by 20 dudes.
00:11:44.000 I'm not saying it wouldn't have happened.
00:11:45.000 I'm just saying we gotta roll as a team.
00:11:48.000 And this time, we go back, we get it right.
00:11:51.000 We go to Kishanel, the three of us, with Mike.
00:11:54.000 Mike's the good luck charm. And that's it.
00:11:57.000 To be fair, ever since Mike has entered our lives, I've had a bad day every day.
00:12:00.000 He's not my good luck charm.
00:12:02.000 I've had a bad time since Mike showed up.
00:12:06.000 So I'm not blaming Mike.
00:12:07.000 He is bad luck. I'm not blaming Mike.
00:12:10.000 Anyways. I'll stay in this failed state in longer.
00:12:19.000 Not a moment more. Tomorrow's supposed to be Vienna.
00:12:23.000 Vienna? I just got back from there.
00:12:25.000 Suicide. Nick will commit suicide.