Tate Speech - November 24, 2023


Dupont Maserati Aikido | Tate Confidential Ep 197


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

162.99516

Word Count

1,687

Sentence Count

222

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

In this episode, the guys talk about the new Maserati MC20, the new Lamborghini Miaserati, and the cars they have on order. They also talk about how they feel about having so many cars, and how they would like to live without all the cars that they already have, and why they don t need any more. Also, the boys talk about what it's like to be a car dealer and how much money it takes to run a dealership, and what it costs to rent a car. And of course, the end of the episode features a new song called 'I Could Lock You In A Suit Box' by Ed Sheeran, which is a song about how you should lock someone in a suit box, because you love them so much that you want them to love you back, but you don't even care enough to pay for it. Enjoy the episode, and don't forget to leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and tell us what you think of it in the comments section below! Thank you for listening and supporting the podcast, and if you like it, please leave a review and/or a rating/subscribe! or a review! if you have a question, we'd love to hear your thoughts on our next episode! we'll be looking out for you in the next one! and we'll get back to you soon! Timestamps: 0:00:00 - What's your favourite car? 5: 5:30 - Which color do you prefer? 6: What colour do you like? 7:00 8: Which car do you have the most? 9:40 - What colour are you most likely to drive? 10:00- What colour is your dream car? 11:00 | Which car would you most like to drive the most expensive? 13:30 | What colour would you like to have? 16:40 | What color would you dream of driving? 17:40 18:30 19:30 Is your favourite color? 22: What color do they have the best car? 21:30 What color are you dream car you like most? 26:30 Do you want me to drive more? 27: Is it a red or blue? 28:00 Do you have your dream? 29:00 Can you drive a car that you don t even care that much? 30:20


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Outro Music What exactly is this?
00:00:10.000 I know it's a Maserati, but what exactly is this?
00:00:13.000 I was half asleep when it came, as you could tell.
00:00:15.000 I'm not particularly interested.
00:00:16.000 I forgot I bought it, to be honest.
00:00:19.000 Are Maserati slow? I think Ferrari bought Maserati, and this is the MC20. It's got a race exhaust.
00:00:26.000 It's basically a Ferrari.
00:00:27.000 It's re-skinned. It's supposed to be quick.
00:00:29.000 They say good things about it, and then I kind of wanted to test it.
00:00:32.000 So I thought, let me rent one.
00:00:34.000 But if you rent a car, then you're getting in a car another man has already been in.
00:00:38.000 Feels gay. So I've bought one.
00:00:59.000 It's got nine kilometers on the clock.
00:01:01.000 Exactly, it's brand new. Yeah, I know.
00:01:03.000 It's bought a brand new one and then I'll take it out for a drive today.
00:01:05.000 If I don't like it, it can just sit there.
00:01:07.000 It does look nice.
00:01:09.000 It's an ornament. It's like garden furniture.
00:01:11.000 If I don't like it, I'll just never drive it again.
00:01:13.000 Who cares? What is it, half a million?
00:01:14.000 Who gives a shit? I don't.
00:01:16.000 It's free. It is basically free.
00:01:18.000 So we're going to find out. It's only worth about ten cigarette lighters.
00:01:23.000 Getting rented cars is gay, because men get in them.
00:01:25.000 Other men. True.
00:01:27.000 I'm sleeping with a prostitute. So yeah, we're going to find out today if it's a nice car or not.
00:01:32.000 We're slowly repopulating the drive.
00:01:34.000 We have 26 cars on order.
00:01:37.000 All of our cars back. We don't have any room.
00:01:42.000 Bought a few. Wait and see.
00:01:44.000 We have 16 cars and then we have a bunch of other cars all around the world.
00:01:49.000 We have a bunch on order. We've got two Valhalla's on order.
00:01:53.000 DB12, DBS 770, two Jesco's, Jumeirah.
00:01:57.000 What else is due to come?
00:01:59.000 The Rimac is on its way.
00:02:02.000 The Revoluto, I think it's called.
00:02:04.000 I don't even know what that is.
00:02:06.000 I don't even know you bought one. I'm sick of this.
00:02:09.000 It looks nice, but we already have a red supercar.
00:02:12.000 Can you admit it's the best red car on the driver?
00:02:14.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa! We already have a red supercar.
00:02:16.000 So I don't know why you buy this in red.
00:02:18.000 I get why you buy one. But we've already got a red supercar.
00:02:22.000 Why this? Why not get it in a different color?
00:02:25.000 Yes we do. Everyone knows we do.
00:02:28.000 I don't even need to say what it is.
00:02:29.000 You know, the world knows, we have a red supercar.
00:02:33.000 I could get it wrong, we're going at 13, I'm a little lost in my mind.
00:02:40.000 You should lock me in a suit box, I'll take a bite of the sauce.
00:02:44.000 If you're listening to the song, call my number and I'll be there.
00:02:52.000 I could lock you in a suit box, I'd love to love you.
00:02:56.000 I'm on my way, even after the first time, I'm gonna be waiting.
00:03:02.000 I'm on my way, even after the first time, I'm gonna be waiting.
00:03:09.000 I'm on my way, even after the first time, I'm gonna be waiting.
00:03:13.000 I'm on my way, even after the first time, I'm gonna be waiting.
00:03:17.000 I'm on my way, even after the first time, I'm gonna be waiting.
00:03:22.000 It's a life, it's a pain, I'm a customer, you just have to pay.
00:03:35.000 You told me you were on your way, it's a life, I see you so often, I feel you in my sight.
00:03:41.000 When I turn around, I'm gonna pay my dime, when you get in line.
00:03:47.000 Everybody's crying out there, I'm the one I hate.
00:03:54.000 I'm the one I hate.
00:04:04.000 I'm the one I hate.
00:04:06.000 I don't know what color to get mine.
00:04:11.000 November game.
00:04:13.000 It's difficult, man.
00:04:17.000 It's like, because you have so many cars, and you already have blue cars, you already have red cars, you already have green cars.
00:04:22.000 It's like, fuck's sake. People don't understand the struggle.
00:04:26.000 It's difficult. It amazes me there's people out there that can live life without having the car they want.
00:04:33.000 Because I have to have all the cars I don't want.
00:04:35.000 I have to have everything. Do you understand?
00:04:38.000 It's like all those bitches I don't even like, but they're still obsessed with me.
00:04:43.000 They just messaged my phone.
00:04:48.000 Good. I have to have all the cars.
00:04:50.000 I have to have your dream car that you want, that I don't even want.
00:04:53.000 I don't even drive it. Don't care.
00:04:54.000 Do you call it? Don't care. Buy new ones.
00:04:57.000 Doesn't matter. I have 50 cars, I drive like three.
00:05:00.000 The rest I have just so I put your dreams on my driveway and I keep your dreams in my house.
00:05:05.000 And you'll never have your dreams, but I have everybody's dreams.
00:05:10.000 So someone out there is going to dream of the new Lamborghini Revoluto.
00:05:17.000 I've ordered one, but I want one in Dubai and one in Germany, so I'm ordering the Dubai one now.
00:05:21.000 So I'm ordering my second one.
00:05:24.000 Because obviously it's somebody else's dream.
00:05:26.000 Do I give a shit? No.
00:05:28.000 Who cares? I don't know what color to get it.
00:05:32.000 Three days later.
00:05:33.000 Spend more money on lighters than us and don't find lighters on their cigar room team.
00:05:37.000 Yeah, we also lose lighters.
00:05:39.000 I've lost some. I've lost probably...
00:05:41.000 20 grand worth.
00:05:43.000 Well, I can't fix that. What do you want me to do?
00:05:45.000 Stop having fun. I feel like every time we come in here, you have to buy more lighters.
00:05:50.000 Every single time. Yeah.
00:05:52.000 Why? To illuminate the world with brilliance and excellence.
00:05:58.000 Even though we buy all of these lighters, I can never find a lighter at home.
00:06:01.000 Exactly. So I'm going to fix it. I'm going to put them on the table.
00:06:03.000 And if one goes missing, I'm not going to try and work out who it is.
00:06:07.000 We're just going to have a huge fight.
00:06:08.000 Everyone's fighting. Because that's what I'm saying.
00:06:11.000 I'll say, free for all, foul.
00:06:13.000 Just instant hands? Instant hands for everyone.
00:06:17.000 So the person who did it definitely pays the price.
00:06:19.000 Because I won't lose. Okay.
00:06:23.000 What'd you get? Show me.
00:06:24.000 Got a few DuPonts. Okay.
00:06:26.000 You know the cool thing about this?
00:06:27.000 You have one of these. No.
00:06:29.000 I had two of these and I gave you one because I accidentally bought a duplicate one.
00:06:32.000 So now I only had one and Andrew must have subconsciously knew in his brain because he bought one that we already have.
00:06:37.000 So now I have two and you have one.
00:06:39.000 So now me, you and Andrew each have one.
00:06:41.000 Cool. Is that $3,000?
00:06:44.000 I don't have this one. Nice.
00:06:45.000 No, I swear you do.
00:06:47.000 I recognize that.
00:06:48.000 I think the one that I have is blue to yellow in a different logo.
00:06:52.000 No, no, no. I recognize that one.
00:06:53.000 You definitely have one. It's not the same thing.
00:06:56.000 It's like 99% somewhere.
00:06:57.000 Yeah. I know it's what you're talking about.
00:06:59.000 I hope I do have them. I don't give a shit.
00:07:02.000 What am I, broke? Nice DuPont pen.
00:07:04.000 DuPont pen. Nice.
00:07:09.000 I'll steal that. And then Andrew has two of these already, so I know he does.
00:07:21.000 That is his favorite lighter. Every time he sees it, he has to buy it.
00:07:24.000 Two, bro. I got like eight. DuPont Aikido.
00:07:30.000 Trista. About to do something you haven't done yet.
00:07:34.000 What's this? Yoga!
00:07:38.000 Fire! Dual Flame Aikido.
00:07:41.000 You have a fire. DuPont Aikido.
00:07:48.000 What's here? Let me see.
00:07:53.000 Show it to me.
00:07:55.000 You're a better man than me.
00:08:01.000 What do you think?
00:08:06.000 Looks much better.
00:08:08.000 Tons meaner. I might have to give it another review.
00:08:12.000 I reviewed it and I wasn't that impressed, but now it's meaner.
00:08:14.000 I'm going to try it again and see if I can fall in love with her.
00:08:16.000 It looks a million times better.
00:08:19.000 That's a beautiful looking car.
00:08:21.000 It's gorgeous. Wow.
00:08:25.000 Life is a never-ending constant ascent towards perfection.
00:08:29.000 You know, you must constantly be trying to upgrade everything in all realms, including your Maserati.
00:08:34.000 And I think we've done a good job. That looks gorgeous.
00:08:36.000 I just got the SF90 and I had to drive this.
00:08:58.000 I have too much driving to do. This is, I think, to attract more and more attention.
00:09:03.000 It looks amazing. Yeah.
00:09:05.000 It looks incredible. It's the only one in Europe with this body kit.
00:09:09.000 There is no body kit like this in Europe.
00:09:12.000 And this is the second one in Romania, I think.
00:09:15.000 And the only one is Spider. There is only one white one, which is a coupe, but has nothing done to it.
00:09:22.000 Yeah, standard. Yeah, but still, this looks amazing.
00:09:26.000 Looks amazing, bro. Alright, gotta go drive then.
00:09:31.000 Drive, you should. You should.
00:09:32.000 Take it slow with the tires.
00:09:33.000 Try to warm them up. Yeah?
00:09:36.000 He doesn't believe in that.
00:09:37.000 Well, I put my foot down with cold tires and that yesterday.
00:09:40.000 I nearly went in a circle.
00:09:41.000 Man, trust me. The tires are sick.
00:09:44.000 The driveway's filling back up, isn't it?
00:09:45.000 It is. 765LT, the GT4RS, the SF90, which I actually really like, so I just bought a Spyder this morning, another one.
00:09:51.000 Yeah, I bought another one, Spyder. Duh, top G. MC20's back with all the upgrades.
00:09:57.000 Life is never-ending. You have to constantly strive towards perfection, Bailey.
00:10:00.000 Most people get a car and like, oh, I've got a nice car.
00:10:02.000 I get a car and go, well, that's a very nice car.
00:10:04.000 How can I make it better? How can I constantly improve it?
00:10:06.000 That's why I'm a top G. How can I constantly improve myself?
00:10:09.000 How can I constantly improve everything?
00:10:10.000 My business. Everything must be better all the time.
00:10:13.000 I drove that car. I didn't really like it that much, but now I've upgraded it.
00:10:15.000 It looks so beautiful. I'm going to have to try it again.
00:10:17.000 Maybe I'll fall in love with it. Who knows?
00:10:19.000 Sometimes you've got to take it for two spins before you fall in love with her.