Tate Speech - EATING BAT MEAT IN STOCKHOLM | Tate Confidential Ep. 41

In this episode, we discuss the dangers of leaving your house without food or water and how to survive a nuclear holocaust. We also talk about caviar and why it's overrated and why you shouldn't be eating it. We finish the episode with a little bit of a conspiracy theory about Coronavirus and why we should all be worried about it. We hope you enjoy this episode and stay tuned for the next one next week! This episode was brought to you by Vevolution.co.uk. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! We'll be looking out for your comments and questions in the next episode. Thank you so much for all your support, it means a lot to us and we'll see you next week. Love ya! xoxo, EJ & Luke xo Music: - SONGS OF THE FUTURE - - Alyssa Milano ( ) - B.S. ( ) - SONG: "I'm Not a Girl" - (feat. ) - ( ) and ( ), ( and ( ) ( ) are the only ones who know how to make money with money, so they're not just about money. - Elyssa is not a girl - ( ) & ( ) is a girl, so she's a girl. ( , ) & is a guy who doesn't have money, but she doesn't need it, so why do they don't have it, but they should have it? - but they don t need it? - is it a girl? - , ? AND they love it? ( ) :D - they have money? :D) - is she's not just a girl like that? - I don't like money? - are they a girl love money? ( ) and they're a girl?? Is she a girl with money like a girl ? - I'm not a guy? (?) - . ( ] - Is it overrated? . . or , I'm a girl in a way that's not a woman who loves money, you know? - can I have money like that, but I love money like this? , or do they like it?

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!

00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.

00:00:20.000 But I'm not a girl.

00:00:22.000 I'm a girl.

00:00:34.000 Thanks for watching!

00:00:36.000 you The Grand Hotel, Grand Hotel, Skandek, Grand Central Hotel.

00:00:46.000 The Grand Hotel Stockholm.

00:00:52.000 That's what it's called.

00:00:56.000 This place looks too nice for Corona to be here.

00:01:00.000 I can see it in Bucharest.

00:01:02.000 I can imagine it. Corona in Bucharest.

00:01:05.000 Yeah, I can see. Look at...

00:01:08.000 This place can't have Corona.

00:01:10.000 I think we've escaped.

00:01:13.000 Have we escaped to Corona?

00:01:15.000 Or have we brought it here? Why have we brought it here?

00:01:18.000 You're the- I was the isolated one with my cans and my food and my mache.

00:01:22.000 Andrew was basically so jealous of my preparation techniques that with no food and nothing to eat, he fled to Sweden.

00:01:30.000 And I came with him to back him up.

00:01:31.000 But I was prepared. I could have stayed there for six months, six years.

00:01:35.000 Why were you at Sweden? Actual serious note, how did I go to Sweden?

00:01:38.000 Tell the camera how I went to Sweden. This is the only country we could find out without law.

00:01:42.000 No, because you wanted to leave because you were unprepared.

00:01:44.000 I had my gas masks, I had my flashlights, I had my food, I had everything.

00:01:48.000 I was down. I could have stayed there for a million years.

00:01:50.000 Never left my house. You ran out of food, dressing stylish, wasn't going well for you.

00:01:57.000 So you had to run away somewhere where the virus didn't exist.

00:02:00.000 Stockholm Super nice Not bad at all Not bad Not bad at all

00:02:29.000 I'm back.

00:02:33.000 Why are we in Sweden?

00:02:34.000 Why are we in Sweden? It has nothing to do with me.

00:02:40.000 Nescafe! I think it does have to do with both of you.

00:02:44.000 It has definitely something to do with both of us.

00:02:46.000 You got your key?

00:02:53.000 Yeah.

00:02:54.000 It's going to be exactly the same.

00:02:56.000 Yeah, it's a push remote.

00:02:58.000 No, no, I don't expect anything.

00:03:00.000 Alright, let's treat.

00:03:07.000 Alright, treats to do what?

00:03:09.000 Bye.

00:03:10.000 So is this actually 300 pounds?

00:03:13.000 Yeah. It's caviar.

00:03:15.000 Where'd you get fish? Pregnant fish. 1.00

00:03:16.000 You ever seen pregnant fish? No. 1.00

00:03:18.000 Exactly. And it has to be a sturgeon.

00:03:21.000 And they're now extinct in the wild, so you have to farm them.

00:03:23.000 And they don't make eggs until they're 15 years old.

00:03:26.000 But who else buys this?

00:03:28.000 I know you guys buy it.

00:03:30.000 I understand that.

00:03:31.000 But everyone else.

00:03:33.000 Do they not expire?

00:03:34.000 No. Rogue Boys don't buy it.

00:03:36.000 No, Rogue Boys don't buy it. There are Russians who eat this shit for breakfast. 1.00

00:03:40.000 Richer than me. It's 300 pounds, and look at how much it is. 1.00

00:03:43.000 It's 50 grams. We spend our money on important things.

00:03:47.000 Ah. A present we bought Luke.

00:03:49.000 Oh yeah, no, no, you got me a present.

00:03:51.000 You got me a present. We're worried about anything happening to you in Sweden.

00:03:55.000 You just got me a mask, didn't you? Coronavirus.

00:03:57.000 I knew it. I know, I'm thinking.

00:03:59.000 All these things happening. We don't want anything bad to happen.

00:04:03.000 Keep one with you at all times.

00:04:05.000 You keep one in your bag, I'll keep one in my bag.

00:04:07.000 And that way, we know you're safe.

00:04:09.000 You're a baby. Keep one in your bag at all times.

00:04:12.000 You can open that up. That way you'll be okay.

00:04:14.000 If I need you, I can get out.

00:04:15.000 Say, Luke, Luke. You got me a baby monitor.

00:04:19.000 Yeah. We got you.

00:04:23.000 Alright, you got me. A little bit you got me.

00:04:26.000 How's it feel? I'm going to do some research.

00:04:29.000 I'm going to go back to normal life.

00:04:35.000 You can tell all the broke boys. You've tried all those things like caviar and five-star hotels, etc.

00:04:40.000 And it's basically just overrated.

00:04:41.000 Yeah, caviar tastes like tuna.

00:04:44.000 Yeah, it tastes a little bit better than a can of tuna.

00:04:47.000 So I can have a can of tuna for 50 cents.

00:04:49.000 Or this, which is half the size, for 300 pounds.

00:04:54.000 Alright, we'll try.

00:04:55.000 But it's round. Let's see.

00:04:58.000 It's circular. Tuna.

00:05:06.000 Brown tuna. Yeah, it's okay.

00:05:07.000 Salty. Everything's overrated, bro.

00:05:12.000 Yeah. Threesomes, caviar.

00:05:14.000 The only thing that's not overrated is superfoods.

00:05:16.000 It's the only thing you can buy with money that are not overrated.

00:05:19.000 Everything else is overrated. Alright.

00:05:23.000 Fuckin' hell. In my room, they left a note for Luke. 0.99

00:05:28.000 What do you mean? A note for you.

00:05:29.000 They didn't leave a note for me. They definitely did.

00:05:32.000 Read it. Zoom in. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

00:05:39.000 You are a baby.

00:05:41.000 You became baby hands when you refused to take your... 1.00

00:05:43.000 You should have just took those fucking things off, and then baby hands wouldn't have lasted forever. 1.00

00:05:48.000 Be a man! You look like a baby! 1.00

00:05:50.000 By the way, your baby monitor needs charging before you go out.

00:05:55.000 Yeah that is true. We're not going out unless you have baby water on you all the time. Yeah otherwise you're not allowed out with us to the fancy places of Switzerland.

00:06:04.000 Why don't you set it up? This box is baby proof. 0.99

00:06:09.000 Ah rechargeable, smart.

00:06:19.000 Well, do you have to plug them in? 1.00

00:06:21.000 Shit. Bro, these might be plug-ins. 1.00

00:06:23.000 And only one's a receiver. Which one goes in Luke's room?

00:06:28.000 Here, one for you.

00:06:30.000 Take one for Andrew. Andrew, you're fine during the night like this.

00:06:35.000 I hate to hear you talk.

00:06:36.000 I'll hear them.

00:06:37.000 I'm gonna go make some water.

00:06:39.000 The doctor told me not to take them off.

00:06:42.000 The doctor! The doctor!

00:06:44.000 Doctors say a lot of shit. Doctors are just some liars. 1.00

00:06:47.000 And here we are in the fucking... 1.00

00:06:49.000 Oh, they need batteries as well, I think. 0.99

00:06:52.000 No wait.

00:06:53.000 Hello?

00:06:54.000 Hello?

00:06:57.000 Luke?

00:06:58.000 Wait, you don't talk anymore.

00:07:00.000 Are you okay, Luke?

00:07:03.000 Yes. So if I ask you're okay, you can confirm why it is.

00:07:08.000 No, because I can't hear you normally.

00:07:10.000 You can. Are you okay? Yes.

00:07:13.000 Perfect. I've just tested positive.

00:07:21.000 For hoes. 1.00

00:07:25.000 In different area codes.

00:07:28.000 Different area codes.

00:07:31.000 Hoes! Hoes! 1.00

00:07:35.000 Intercompletion! Next one.

00:07:39.000 So where are we going? Apparently there's a bar slash restaurant.

00:07:44.000 And you know what it's called?

00:07:45.000 What's Luke's name?

00:07:48.000 Luke. No. Mr.

00:07:50.000 French. So Luke set us up.

00:07:52.000 He made sure everywhere was closed apart from the place he wanted to go.

00:07:55.000 Because it's named after him.

00:07:56.000 That is exactly what he did.

00:07:58.000 Mr. French. You think that's a coincidence?

00:08:00.000 We're rolling with Mr. French.

00:08:05.000 Straighten her. Straighten her? 1.00

00:08:07.000 Shit. Bare knuckle. 1.00

00:08:10.000 That's not a bad idea.

00:08:12.000 Let's see what we can call it.

00:08:14.000 Right now it's totally broken.

00:08:24.000 I'm not sure what that is.

00:08:26.000 It's a little bit of a mess.

00:08:29.000 I'm not sure what that is.

00:08:57.000 So, no one in Sweden cares about coronavirus.

00:09:00.000 They literally care zero.

00:09:02.000 They're out with their children gathering in public spaces.

00:09:05.000 Yeah. It's because they've realized that the sun beats it.

00:09:08.000 It is cold here. It is cold.

00:09:10.000 It's surprisingly cold.

00:09:12.000 People watching the video won't realize how cold it is.

00:09:14.000 Yeah, they'll think it's a lot less cold.

00:09:15.000 Yeah. It's about 4 or 5 degrees.

00:09:18.000 They don't like Lambos here. 0.94

00:09:24.000 They're boring. You even think they have a Lambo garage?

00:09:26.000 They're boring. You should make money and not spend it.

00:09:30.000 Why? Why have it?

00:09:31.000 Like if you show off with a car, it seems classic.

00:09:35.000 Classless. Well, my life is classless.

00:09:37.000 My life is cars and women and booze and cigars. 0.89

00:09:41.000 We still want to have sex with me, so we're classless now. 1.00

00:09:45.000 Who's classless when you're sucking this ding dong? 1.00

00:09:47.000 Pose. He's a madman. 1.00

00:10:00.000 Tea. Tristan, why do we let him do that? 1.00

00:10:07.000 I don't know. He's a mental person. 1.00

00:10:09.000 He is. He's a madman. 1.00

00:10:11.000 He wasn't kidding. What is he doing? 1.00

00:10:22.000 I don't know. What is he doing?

00:10:26.000 I think he thinks it's a game.

00:10:29.000 Andrew, what are you doing?

00:10:30.000 Why'd you do that? I think it's...

00:10:36.000 That? I don't know.

00:10:37.000 Some random meat. We're gonna eat it.

00:10:39.000 You and me. Andrew, I know you're not afraid.

00:10:43.000 Well, you're afraid of a fucking start of a pandemic. 1.00

00:10:46.000 Ooh, virus. 1.00

00:10:48.000 There's clearly no virus. Clearly it's not real.

00:10:51.000 Eat your bat like a man. 1.00

00:10:52.000 How else do you become Batman and then eat bats? 1.00

00:10:57.000 Tristan takes his bat and we're gonna eat this and whoop his ass. 1.00

00:10:59.000 This stupid coat. 1.00

00:11:04.000 Why? You don't realize why eating this annoys me. 1.00

00:11:08.000 What's the meat from the Orient?

00:11:10.000 Yeah. Why would that bother you?

00:11:11.000 Look at Europe right now.

00:11:13.000 Who do you think started this?

00:11:14.000 Whose fault do you think this is?

00:11:17.000 I don't know. You don't know.

00:11:19.000 China. China.

00:11:23.000 China. Luke, someone must have some idea whose fault this is. 0.57

00:11:27.000 China. China. China.

00:11:29.000 I think it's just an accident.

00:11:30.000 I don't think it has anything to do with anyone.

00:11:31.000 And I want to eat my random oriental meat.

00:11:34.000 Oriental. We both know who's responsible for this. 1.00

00:11:36.000 Soap. The Lord will give me a sign. So not only is everyone everywhere, but no one's wearing masks.

00:11:51.000 Yeah. It's a nice decision.

00:11:54.000 Just walking around.

00:11:55.000 Yeah. Hopping on each other.

00:11:57.000 Prepared to die. All right.

00:12:07.000 All society.

00:12:09.000 This is just gone. Thank you.

00:12:12.000 Thanks. Good Corona from a Swedish cardamom bun.

00:12:20.000 Yeah. But there is no corona here.

00:12:23.000 It's too sunny. I'm a homeowner.

00:12:29.000 Too fly for corona.

00:12:30.000 You own your home. I own my home.

00:12:32.000 I'm too fly for corona.

00:12:35.000 I called the girl on the phone.

00:12:37.000 I tell her I'm a homeowner.

00:12:40.000 No need for a lona. 0.97

00:12:44.000 That's why I'm gonna be out on the streets singing that exact song.

00:12:47.000 That's true. Fact. Do I own my home?

00:12:53.000 No. Louis Vuitton sunglasses.

00:12:55.000 True. Hublot watch.

00:12:57.000 True. Fucking bullet plain leather jacket. 1.00

00:13:00.000 True. Louis Vuitton shoes. 1.00

00:13:02.000 True. I'm too fly.

00:13:03.000 So I had all the candy food and she ran away to sleep. 1.00

00:13:05.000 She had all the candy food and a little bitch. 1.00

00:13:07.000 She ran away to sleep. Yeah. 1.00

00:13:09.000 She ran away. China. China. 0.98

00:13:18.000 Can't patrol this.

Tate Speech - July 23, 2022

EATING BAT MEAT IN STOCKHOLM | Tate Confidential Ep. 41

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