Tate Speech


EGGS DON'T EXIST IN SPAIN | Tate Confidential Ep. 117


Summary

In this episode of Tay Confidential, Luke and Tristan are joined by special guest Luke to talk about a variety of topics. Luke talks about his relationship with Leonard, Tristan talks about eggs, and the boys talk about the upcoming season finale of Tay and Ollie Confidential. They also talk about Luke's first drink of the night and how he plans to drink to Leonard, and much more! Enjoy the episode and spread the word to your friends about this episode! XOXO - The Tay Boys xoxo Xoxo - Tay & - Luke Thank you so much for listening to this episode, it was a blast and we hope you all enjoy the rest of the show! - Tay & The Tay boys Stay tuned for the next episode next Wednesday! xo -The Tay Boys XOXOXO -Luke and the Tay Boys xo - Thanks for listening and supporting this podcast, we really appreciate it. -Tristan & Luke xoxoxo, The Tay Boyz Cheers, Luke & the Tayboy Crew ( ) Tom, Luke, Jadyn, and Tristan, Jay, , , and Luke, . :D TAY & Luke, we love you all so much and we appreciate you guys so much! (The Tay, Thank you for all the support and support us so much, we appreciate all of your support and love you guys, we will see you all of you guys back in the coming back and back and support you back again next week! Love ya back, bye! , bye! Love ya, bye, Love ya. Love ya! -Tay, bye. -Bruv, Cheers! -BRAV, -JAY, SONGS, MURDER, EGGS, JAY & KELLY, MALAYO, xOXO, EJ & JAY, RYANO, MELT, SWELL, SOOO, BABY, PODCAST -SORRY, SORRY! - - JAY AND LOUYS, JEAN & LOUY, EASTER, MCCARTO, PABY & GABE, BOB & KAROLA


Transcript

00:00:02.000 We can't just keep moving around the world.
00:00:06.000 Can I? Alright, we can.
00:00:10.000 I understand. To what?
00:00:41.000 To Leonard. Leonard.
00:00:43.000 To Leonard. To Leonard.
00:00:44.000 To Leonard. You know what?
00:00:46.000 I feel like it's been super cool that everyone in this series got to see our relationship with Leonard grow and mature.
00:00:55.000 Tristan, I think I missed filming them all.
00:00:56.000 Sorry. You missed all of Leonard.
00:00:58.000 Yeah, all of Leonard. So Leonard's gone and there's no footage of Leonard.
00:01:01.000 There's not a single piece of footage of Leonard.
00:01:04.000 Not what? It was good.
00:01:05.000 I'm sorry guys. Leonard was good.
00:01:07.000 It happens, you know?
00:01:09.000 We live our life. And now, if you haven't seen, I can't tell you why, we will never see Leonard again.
00:01:16.000 Sorry guys. Sorry, Tay Confidential viewers.
00:01:18.000 It was too good. I forget, you know?
00:01:23.000 Too busy having Tom and Leonard.
00:01:24.000 Yeah, too busy. It was awesome.
00:01:26.000 I can't blame you though. Leonard was special.
00:01:27.000 Yeah. Really, to Leonard.
00:01:31.000 I'll drink to Leonard. Every time.
00:01:33.000 Luke will drink to Leonard.
00:01:36.000 I have a script tonight. 6am, vodka.
00:01:40.000 Hey Luke, to Leonard. I think you want to go more than me?
00:01:48.000 How much red will you plan for this?
00:01:50.000 The rest of this? Don't.
00:01:53.000 Oh my gosh, this guy.
00:01:57.000 Oh, did you drink it extra?
00:02:13.000 I never pour a man and drink I can't finish myself.
00:02:17.000 It's actually against my religious beliefs.
00:02:21.000 Was that your first drink of the night?
00:02:25.000 Oh, they don't make drinking wine.
00:02:27.000 They have a letter.
00:02:29.000 It's a letter.
00:02:31.000 The other day I drank half a bottle.
00:02:33.000 I'm going to drink.
00:02:43.000 You with the fist!
00:02:48.000 Might as well go for a close and hard
00:03:10.000 So wait there's a police roadblock ahead looking for a black McLaren Bye.
00:03:26.000 Why? Turn around?
00:03:33.000 You know what this is about?
00:03:36.000 It's because I said X wasn't real.
00:03:40.000 It is. They've already stopped me once because of the eggs, and now they set my roadblock because I put it on Twitter again.
00:03:46.000 The eggs weren't real. What else could it be, Luke?
00:03:51.000 All right, well, supposedly Jay's been ahead, and he said there's a roadblock for a black player, but guess what?
00:03:58.000 Fuck him. Fuck him!
00:04:03.000 I don't care.
00:04:05.000 Take me to jail! Get the water.
00:04:45.000 Bro, man.
00:04:48.000 What are you trying to say? Oh, yesterday I drank liters and liters of vodka.
00:04:51.000 I can't have a nice refreshing beer.
00:04:54.000 Hydration.
00:04:56.000 Welcome to the real world, Marcel.
00:04:58.000 I'm a master of tornado style.
00:05:11.000 you Do you understand? So I do my Aikido so quickly that it creates a vortex, like a tornado, that goes high into the sky.
00:05:21.000 Do you understand? I don't understand.
00:05:23.000 No, no, no, no. You don't understand. Because when the tornado goes into the sky, it knocks the dinner plates off God's table to let him know that there's someone of equal power down here on Earth.
00:05:33.000 Ah, because...
00:05:34.000 So you have to tell me how to say that in Spanish so I can let these motherfuckers know.
00:05:38.000 Stop stopping my car. Si.
00:05:44.000 That's not how you say it.
00:05:46.000 Si. No, it's not si.
00:05:48.000 I need to be like senor.
00:05:51.000 Miablo tornado stylo.
00:05:54.000 You understand me? I'm tired of this.
00:05:55.000 They stop me fucking three times a day.
00:05:58.000 Court date, you're doing double the speed limit, 300 kilometers an hour, blah, blah.
00:06:03.000 I think I'm gonna ever...
00:06:04.000 Bro, the day I give a fuck what a Spanish court says, I'm not amputated.
00:06:09.000 Imagine, imagine there's a bunch of full-grown Spanish men sitting around in a room with a little hammer.
00:06:14.000 I ain't there, because I ain't going.
00:06:18.000 Oh, Mr. Senora Tata, who fucking cares?
00:06:22.000 Keep chatting shit, bro.
00:06:24.000 I'm busy. I'm somewhere else.
00:06:26.000 You gotta come catch me.
00:06:28.000 I'll be back next year to drive around your roads again.
00:06:31.000 To a different car.
00:06:32.000 To the different places.
00:06:34.000 I don't give a fuck what the Spanish court says.
00:06:37.000 I don't care what American courts say.
00:06:39.000 I don't care what Spanish courts say.
00:06:43.000 I'm a master of tornado style.
00:06:46.000 And that's all that matters.
00:06:47.000 That's all that matters, bro.
00:06:49.000 If it comes to it, I'll just...
00:06:51.000 And send that. Boom!
00:06:52.000 Straight up. Straight up, bro.
00:06:57.000 Okay, so eggs ain't real, yeah?
00:07:00.000 Okay. Because we need to agree that eggs ain't real so I can go.
00:07:08.000 I'm tired of this. Signature for the...
00:07:12.000 Sign? Where? Here?
00:07:14.000 Eggs aren't real. Okay. Looks like we came to an agreement, my friend.
00:07:19.000 Thank you very much. One more minute.
00:07:22.000 We're there. We're done. Bruv, he just signed on the dotted line.
00:07:25.000 Eggs ain't real. Bruv, it's over.
00:07:29.000 Do you understand? They've been haunting us this whole trip.
00:07:31.000 Eggs are not real. Finally, the facade is over.
00:07:34.000 I beat the system. Me by myself.
00:07:37.000 Just me. Mission complete?
00:07:39.000 Bruv, he must have heard about...
00:07:42.000 He knew I'm going to send his ass up.
00:07:47.000 Straight up. Eggs.
00:07:50.000 Eggs! All this time people were believing in eggs.
00:07:53.000 Eggs ain't real. Tristan,
00:09:15.000 those fucking wind time turbines aren't moving.
00:09:17.000 They're lazy. New wind power is a scam.
00:09:20.000 You need to go nuclear. Nuclear.
00:09:22.000 Full nuclear. Look at those lazy wind turbines.
00:09:27.000 Doesn't the taxpayer feel bad?
00:09:28.000 Look, it's fucking... You paid for it and it does nothing.
00:09:32.000 There's like a lot of things. There's three of them there.
00:09:35.000 No, four. That's millions each, you know.
00:09:39.000 Millions. Tristan, let's buy some wind turbines.
00:09:42.000 Oh. Yeah. Write Tate on them.
00:09:45.000 And make sure it never moves.
00:09:48.000 Put in a very unwindy place.
00:09:53.000 Someplace renowned for no wind.
00:09:56.000 Let them know we are here.
00:09:57.000 Smart. Smart. I like it.
00:10:02.000 We could start buying them.
00:10:04.000 Stop talking to me. Good.
00:10:09.000 Advertising. It'd have to be in a remarkable place where it's known for having zero wind at all times.
00:10:18.000 Tristan, tell me that wouldn't fucking be advertising.
00:10:21.000 I'm not talking to you. Disco.
00:10:25.000 I've been asking to pass the word upstairs to you if everything's cooking.
00:10:28.000 You've got all that straight around the plane.
00:10:31.000 Okay. I'll hang on with Sartre's identification list for time being.
00:10:35.000 Be safe. The fog almost ran through the door.
00:10:39.000 What do you think of this picture?
00:11:30.000 Have you ever been here before? We can't just keep moving around the world.
00:11:33.000 Can I? Alright, we can.
00:11:37.000 I understand. You can.
00:11:38.000 Makes sense.
00:11:40.000 Baby legs.
00:11:41.000 Right now we're just gonna go to...
00:11:48.000 ...the airport.
00:11:52.000 You make me feel alive.
00:11:56.000 I don't like you, just the way that you make me feel alive.
00:12:04.000 It's just a love song.
00:12:07.000 Marcello.
00:12:09.000 Marcel, why do you do this to yourself?
00:12:12.000 What do you mean? You have to drink with me.
00:12:14.000 Why do you pour off both drinks?
00:12:17.000 You don't even like to drink, really.
00:12:19.000 I do. You're the architect of your own destruction.
00:12:23.000 Okay, that's allowed.
00:12:29.000 He says he drinks it.
00:12:32.000 But Marcel, it's just mutual from the glasses off.
00:12:36.000 You grab it, the Aikido swirls it back around.
00:12:40.000 Well, that's my secret.
00:12:45.000 Aikido. Stay in.
00:12:51.000 Coming. Tristan, what are you doing? You're not gonna die, Luke.
00:13:11.000 Stop complaining. Why is it always booze?
00:13:15.000 You can't just drive Ferraris at booze.