Tate Speech


Emergency Meeting Ep. 1


Episode Stats

Misogynist Sentences

20

Hate Speech Sentences

16


Summary

This is just me messing around in my expensive studio trying to figure out how to work the damn thing out. I m not a dork, I m just a guy who wants to learn how to be a better human being. I don t know what the hell this is even about, but it s a good one, I hope you enjoy it. I ll see you in the next episode, guys and gals, we re doing emergency meetings live so you can join in on the fun. I ve got a lot of buttons, but I dont know how to use them, so I guess I ll have to make up for it in a minute or so. I ll be back next week with a proper episode, but for now, enjoy this little gem of an episode. Enjoy! - The Duke and Lady J.D. The Duke The Duke & Lady J D. The Lady J is a podcast by the Duke. The Lady is a DJ, producer, writer, editor, editor and podcaster. She is based in Los Angeles, California and is a regular contributor to the New York Times, The Daily Mail, The New York Post, and The New Yorker. If you like what you hear, tweet me and we'll chat about it! Thanks for listening! Timestamps: 5:00 - What's your favourite part? 6:30 - What do you think of the episode? 7:15 - How do you feel about it? 8:40 - What is your favourite piece of music? 9:00: What are you looking for? 11:20 - What else do you want to hear from The Duke? 15: What else? 16: What s your favourite bitches? 17: Is it a good piece of food? 18:00- What else you would you like to see me make? 19:30- What are your favourite thing about The Duke's favourite thing? 21:50 - Who do you need? 22:00 23:00 | What else would you want me to make a ninja shogunate? 25:00 + 22: How do I need a producer? 26:00 Do you think I should be a ninja? 27: Should I make a black man? 28:00 What else should I do? 29:00 Can I make it blacker than a black guy?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 i think i'm live this is all new to me i'm not a dork all right so you people are gonna have to
00:00:13.380 give me you're gonna have to be patient with me you're here for the emergency meeting test
00:00:19.000 we're testing out the live emergency meetings anyone who's a fan of the tape brand knows that
00:00:25.320 emergency meetings are the core of our monumental success so we are going to be doing emergency
00:00:30.920 meetings live here with all of you so you can join in but before we can do that i need to work
00:00:38.480 out exactly how the fuck my expensive ass podcast studio works because i built this studio i spent
00:00:47.980 a bunch of money and i don't really know how any of it works i got buttons and shit check this
00:00:54.820 pop what do you know about me you don't know about me
00:01:00.640 so i can be sitting here
00:01:05.980 say zoom in on that bitch boom bitch next bitch
00:01:12.920 behind the computer hose ho cam me in the middle obviously underneath the tape i got a readjusting
00:01:20.540 so see what i mean like wires are messy i don't really know exactly what i'm doing
00:01:27.220 but i think i can play adverts that's all i care about right now i'm trying to run the adverts
00:01:32.920 so let's try to run an advert right now i'm gonna come at you with some fire
00:01:40.360 so
00:01:52.000 Thank you.
00:02:22.000 Thank you.
00:02:52.000 Thank you.
00:03:22.000 I'll switch back to me when the adverts over.
00:03:28.840 You think I don't know about podcasts just because I'm a G.
00:03:33.260 I know I'm out here on these streets.
00:03:34.880 I've got the big guns.
00:03:36.740 But I'm learning how to use computers now.
00:03:39.160 Listen, I'm 35, right?
00:03:40.280 I'm not like you fucking youngsters.
00:03:41.600 You're 21, living in the metaverse.
00:03:43.580 I ain't Luke.
00:03:44.820 I've got buttons, but I don't really know what a lot of the buttons do.
00:03:48.460 I've got a button for sound.
00:03:50.100 Fuck, I just talk for sound.
00:03:51.400 I just got a button for sound.
00:03:53.420 Button for cameras and shit.
00:03:55.640 But I can play adverts now.
00:03:56.880 That's the most important thing.
00:03:57.840 I can let you all know about the fun the war room had in Dubai.
00:03:59.900 You missed the fuck out.
00:04:01.200 So today's not a proper show.
00:04:02.300 Today's just me messing around with things.
00:04:05.080 Show you the diamonds.
00:04:06.200 Fucking the diamonds.
00:04:08.320 That's why I had to get the podcast lights.
00:04:10.300 So you could appreciate 62 carats on the wrist.
00:04:12.220 Right.
00:04:15.160 Do I need a producer?
00:04:16.000 Someone's talking about hiring a producer.
00:04:17.200 Do I need a producer?
00:04:18.280 Hmm.
00:04:18.700 I don't know if I need a producer.
00:04:20.960 I ain't that black.
00:04:22.560 Yo, Timberland.
00:04:23.700 No.
00:04:24.740 Right.
00:04:25.020 I can play sound effects, I think.
00:04:33.660 You guys hear that?
00:04:35.540 Or did only I hear that?
00:04:37.180 You guys hear a bunch of fucking American Pie music?
00:04:41.160 Or not?
00:04:42.760 I think maybe I can just hear that.
00:04:45.640 I have to know if you heard that or not.
00:04:48.600 What about this?
00:04:52.920 Hear that shit?
00:04:53.840 Everyone's clapping for me.
00:04:54.880 You hear it?
00:04:56.500 All right.
00:04:56.960 So now this is what I mean.
00:04:58.320 So I've got buttons here that make sounds.
00:05:00.240 I need to change the sounds they make.
00:05:02.260 I've got to have one that says like Haram.
00:05:04.060 Like I said, I've got to go through Take Confidential, get sound bites.
00:05:06.740 I've got to upload that to my audio board.
00:05:08.320 Don't know how that works.
00:05:09.320 I've got a button for like a holding screen in case of an emergency.
00:05:14.640 See, I can press this.
00:05:18.380 Can you still hear me?
00:05:20.420 Or do I have to cut?
00:05:21.240 You can still hear me with my emergency button?
00:05:25.660 I don't know if you can still hear me or not.
00:05:26.880 And I'm going back to camp, pal.
00:05:32.160 So I've got an emergency button, but the emergency screen ain't gangster.
00:05:35.040 Like this ain't gangster.
00:05:36.720 Podcast.
00:05:38.080 No, that's not gangster.
00:05:39.540 It has to be something gangster.
00:05:40.920 Like ninjas have attempted to break into Take Compound.
00:05:44.820 He is currently in the middle of a battle against a shogunate.
00:05:48.460 Normal service will resume after they've been defeated.
00:05:52.260 You know what I'm saying?
00:05:54.420 James.
00:05:55.060 No, I'm not allowed to use his real name.
00:05:57.240 Shit.
00:05:58.220 Mike.
00:06:00.240 Mike, make us make a thing that says ninja shogunate.
00:06:03.520 So I need and then we'll upload that somehow to this fucking Atem Pro, whatever the fuck that is.
00:06:09.860 We need Atem Pro.
00:06:11.180 We need ninjas.
00:06:12.340 Make that here.
00:06:13.200 I've got a button to make it go black.
00:06:18.660 That's it.
00:06:19.260 What else can I do here?
00:06:20.300 I can do it.
00:06:20.740 There's a whole bunch of buttons.
00:06:21.560 I don't really.
00:06:22.040 I'm scared to press most of them.
00:06:25.960 I'm scared to press most of the buttons.
00:06:27.760 I'm too rich for this.
00:06:28.860 I'm a millionaire.
00:06:29.640 What am I doing?
00:06:31.060 Buttons.
00:06:31.520 I should be in my supercar.
00:06:33.400 I've got girls next door right now saying,
00:06:35.100 I came over to see you.
00:06:36.100 Shut up.
00:06:37.260 Do my TV.
00:06:40.140 Right.
00:06:40.480 What else do I got?
00:06:41.060 I've got another mic I am known to talk to.
00:06:43.940 That's it.
00:06:44.480 I can do my adverts.
00:06:46.040 Ah, I want to learn how to share my screen with you.
00:06:50.360 So if I ever want to Google something up,
00:06:52.000 I can like put it on the screen and talk over it.
00:06:54.260 So that's what we're going to attempt to do right now.
00:06:57.240 We're going to try and do that.
00:06:58.680 So we're going to go press this.
00:07:00.380 No, wrong button already.
00:07:02.440 Press this.
00:07:03.600 Press this.
00:07:05.140 Press this.
00:07:07.380 No, that doesn't work.
00:07:09.500 So what about this?
00:07:14.700 This.
00:07:15.140 Okay.
00:07:19.380 And I go back here.
00:07:20.880 And I close that.
00:07:22.680 Then I do this.
00:07:24.600 Then I do this.
00:07:26.740 Then I do this.
00:07:28.520 Boom.
00:07:30.320 Now I can click here.
00:07:34.700 Tapes a G.
00:07:38.760 And look that up.
00:07:40.380 Me being a G.
00:07:42.460 I go back.
00:07:43.420 And you guys should be able to hear me talk
00:07:45.200 and see me talk about
00:07:46.900 how I'm a G.
00:07:49.500 Is that what's happening right now?
00:07:51.260 Can you see the YouTube?
00:07:54.120 Can you see me saying how I'm a G?
00:07:58.720 And can you hear me talking at the same time?
00:08:01.320 That's what I care about.
00:08:02.420 Because if so, then I'm in the game.
00:08:04.940 And then I need to know
00:08:06.200 if I play a video on a browser,
00:08:09.440 if you can hear it.
00:08:11.500 I don't know these things.
00:08:13.420 I don't know.
00:08:14.360 So now we're going to try that.
00:08:15.560 So I'm going to play a video on the browser
00:08:16.780 and see if you can hear it.
00:08:18.600 So we're going to play
00:08:19.620 Tristan's Gillette advert.
00:08:23.260 How hard you tried.
00:08:24.340 Do you now find yourself struggling
00:08:25.620 to use Gillette products?
00:08:29.200 Can you hear that?
00:08:30.160 This is a natural reaction
00:08:31.300 to having testosterone.
00:08:32.400 Along with me talking.
00:08:33.400 And balls.
00:08:35.580 That's what I need to know.
00:08:36.920 Say, yes, Andrew,
00:08:38.180 we can hear the YouTube video
00:08:39.780 with the talking.
00:08:41.340 Because if so,
00:08:41.780 I'm basically done.
00:08:42.760 That's it.
00:08:43.460 Quick time.
00:08:44.060 Bam.
00:08:44.560 Hairless faces up
00:08:45.400 for women, babies,
00:08:46.340 little soy boy.
00:08:47.080 I'm a producer.
00:08:47.400 I don't need nobody's help.
00:08:50.240 I don't need help.
00:08:51.440 So if you're none of these things,
00:08:52.800 try the new morning routine.
00:08:54.060 We'll get rid of that.
00:08:55.260 And then we'll go back
00:08:56.000 to just me.
00:08:57.640 Pow, pow.
00:09:01.740 All right.
00:09:02.200 Good.
00:09:02.760 We're done.
00:09:03.440 We'll go back.
00:09:03.940 Press this.
00:09:04.440 Boom, boom.
00:09:06.380 Boom, boom, boom.
00:09:09.220 I'll get smoother.
00:09:10.220 I'll get slicker.
00:09:11.860 But yeah,
00:09:12.220 I don't need nobody.
00:09:13.180 This is it.
00:09:13.680 So like everyone's going,
00:09:14.640 take, come on these podcasts.
00:09:15.720 Then I've got to fly.
00:09:17.060 You know, it's long.
00:09:18.000 They're like,
00:09:18.160 okay, take, come on this podcast.
00:09:19.360 I'll get on my private chat.
00:09:22.280 With men, three bitches
00:09:23.340 and fuck the bitches on the plane.
00:09:25.000 Bitches always want to fuck on planes.
00:09:26.440 Am I allowed to say that on YouTube?
00:09:29.040 I don't know.
00:09:29.860 Anyway, they always like,
00:09:30.540 oh, my old high club.
00:09:31.560 I'm like, shut up,
00:09:32.540 my old high club.
00:09:33.220 I'm tired.
00:09:35.160 All the bitches,
00:09:36.220 just have sex with them
00:09:37.460 and you fly in the air
00:09:38.660 and you got land.
00:09:40.140 Now you're in some Chicago,
00:09:42.540 like the worst place.
00:09:43.820 You walk out the airport.
00:09:44.960 Everyone's ugly and fat.
00:09:46.780 There's no Eastern European hotties.
00:09:48.320 No one's wearing heels.
00:09:49.080 No one has a manicure.
00:09:49.880 It's just ugly.
00:09:50.960 It's cold.
00:09:52.720 Take on my podcast.
00:09:54.480 I get,
00:09:54.920 and I sit there
00:09:55.540 and they ask me the same old questions.
00:09:57.900 So Tate,
00:09:58.740 how did you get all those girls?
00:10:01.360 Because I'm like,
00:10:01.800 gee, what do you mean how?
00:10:04.200 Why are you asking me how?
00:10:05.980 How could I not?
00:10:08.600 I just wake up
00:10:09.720 and I like slip and fall.
00:10:12.380 Ah, shit.
00:10:13.420 Ah, pussy.
00:10:14.960 Again.
00:10:16.500 Fucking how?
00:10:17.560 I'm a bad boy.
00:10:20.200 I'm in Chicago.
00:10:20.880 Go do their podcast.
00:10:21.900 Same old questions.
00:10:23.100 Back on the private plane.
00:10:25.100 But I'm like, no.
00:10:26.320 I've had enough of that.
00:10:28.040 So while I was on my last escapades,
00:10:30.040 I sent a message to my PA
00:10:31.540 and I said,
00:10:32.080 build me the best podcast studio.
00:10:35.100 And she got some company
00:10:36.400 and they're like,
00:10:38.140 oh, it's going to cost.
00:10:39.560 I can't even remember.
00:10:40.500 I don't even know.
00:10:41.220 I said, put it on the card.
00:10:42.560 I have literally no idea
00:10:43.720 how much this costs.
00:10:44.400 It could have cost 25,000.
00:10:45.860 It could have cost 100,000.
00:10:47.020 I wouldn't notice either way.
00:10:48.500 I don't know.
00:10:50.460 PA put it on the card.
00:10:51.420 Pow, pow.
00:10:51.900 Now it's done.
00:10:53.260 Half an hour ago,
00:10:54.040 there was some dude in here
00:10:54.820 trying to show me
00:10:55.340 how everything worked.
00:10:57.620 But now it's all broken English.
00:10:58.980 And this audio source number four
00:11:01.340 and you press this
00:11:03.200 and you change setting
00:11:04.280 inside of the Atom Pro
00:11:06.560 and your Rode account.
00:11:08.860 What?
00:11:09.260 What?
00:11:09.700 No.
00:11:10.840 Shh.
00:11:11.200 I don't understand you.
00:11:12.840 So I kicked him out
00:11:13.640 and said,
00:11:15.040 we're going to go live
00:11:15.800 and work it all out
00:11:16.400 my fucking self.
00:11:18.060 That's what we're doing.
00:11:19.260 And I've done it all.
00:11:20.000 I can play adverts.
00:11:20.820 You can hear the sound.
00:11:22.520 I can do video in window.
00:11:24.880 I'm a bad man.
00:11:25.600 It's over.
00:11:26.260 It's all over.
00:11:26.960 I haven't even started.
00:11:27.640 It's over.
00:11:29.400 It's over.
00:11:30.800 That's it.
00:11:31.620 I allocated like an hour
00:11:33.020 to this learning how
00:11:34.100 but it took me like six minutes.
00:11:35.440 Bad boy.
00:11:38.040 Right.
00:11:38.700 So
00:11:39.040 I'm not going to do
00:11:41.480 a show today.
00:11:44.740 Now I know how it all works.
00:11:46.400 I'm going to prepare
00:11:47.100 for the first official
00:11:48.980 emergency meeting broadcast.
00:11:50.920 This was just a test.
00:11:51.820 Now I know how everything works
00:11:52.700 because I've got stuff to do.
00:11:55.260 I'm going to go.
00:11:55.800 I'm going to talk to the war room.
00:11:56.520 I'm going to talk to Hustlers University.
00:11:57.420 If you're inside the war room
00:11:58.260 or you're inside of HU
00:11:58.960 you're going to always know a lot more.
00:12:00.220 So the basic premise is going to be
00:12:01.260 I'm going to go live
00:12:02.100 to the peons
00:12:03.380 to the peasants.
00:12:05.180 We're going to talk
00:12:05.940 and at the end
00:12:07.300 there'll be additional content
00:12:09.180 for HU members
00:12:10.020 Hustlers University
00:12:11.020 and there'll be additional content
00:12:12.200 for war room members.
00:12:13.200 If you're watching this
00:12:13.760 and you don't know
00:12:14.060 what either of those two things are
00:12:14.940 you go to
00:12:15.160 cobertateup.com to find out.
00:12:16.560 You should be inside anyway.
00:12:17.720 I don't know what you're doing
00:12:18.300 with your life
00:12:18.680 if you're not inside
00:12:19.120 of either one of them too.
00:12:20.200 Imagine existing as a human
00:12:21.520 not learning how to make money
00:12:22.800 from a multi-millionaire
00:12:23.540 and not being connected
00:12:24.940 and networking with multi-millionaires.
00:12:27.000 I don't know what you're doing
00:12:27.780 with your lives.
00:12:28.820 cobertateup.com
00:12:29.460 So it's going to be
00:12:31.480 the peon broadcast
00:12:33.180 the peasant broadcast
00:12:34.120 the emergency meeting
00:12:34.700 and we're going to have
00:12:35.300 special broadcasts
00:12:36.800 for the mandem
00:12:37.640 who are on the right course in life.
00:12:39.420 That's basically how it's going to work.
00:12:41.220 So before I go
00:12:42.100 I'm going to play one more video
00:12:43.580 because that last war room video
00:12:44.560 was fire.
00:12:46.020 It was sick.
00:12:46.800 Don't pretend it wasn't sick.
00:12:48.700 What else do I even have?
00:12:50.020 I don't even know
00:12:50.400 what else I have on this computer.
00:12:52.100 I'm going to have to find
00:12:52.840 all my videos
00:12:53.940 in between all the titties
00:12:57.540 I'm going to have to find
00:12:57.980 all the like
00:12:58.520 like the titty pictures
00:13:00.200 no, no, no, no
00:13:01.380 not that titty picture
00:13:02.940 not that titty picture
00:13:04.020 right
00:13:14.520 this
00:13:15.520 might play
00:13:17.080 let's try this out
00:13:19.420 so I do that
00:13:20.160 and I do this
00:13:21.680 I'm a fast learner
00:13:23.040 this thing people don't know about me
00:13:25.520 I'm a fast learner
00:13:26.660 but that's a .mov
00:13:27.680 .mov files
00:13:28.620 don't play
00:13:29.140 James
00:13:30.560 I mean
00:13:31.000 Mike
00:13:31.780 no .mov files
00:13:33.780 Runfold also
00:13:35.680 no .mov files
00:13:37.040 they're no good to me
00:13:37.840 let me try this then
00:13:40.000 this one
00:13:44.500 let's see if this works
00:13:45.860 I might get two screens
00:13:52.820 on this computer as well
00:13:53.980 if I set up another screen
00:13:55.160 then I can
00:13:57.360 do things
00:13:59.100 like
00:14:00.300 a screen for what I'm doing
00:14:02.140 a screen for what you guys are saying
00:14:03.700 like double pow pow
00:14:05.120 I might do that
00:14:06.780 I'm a bad boy like that
00:14:08.140 right
00:14:10.120 we're ready for the last advert
00:14:11.240 we're almost there
00:14:12.040 it's going to be about to buy again
00:14:15.080 make sure it's not the same one we already played
00:14:20.460 might be
00:14:22.340 might be the same one
00:14:25.280 is it the same one
00:14:26.000 might be the same one
00:14:28.040 is it the same one
00:14:28.920 I think that's the same one
00:14:37.580 and I want to play a different one
00:14:39.420 just to like you know
00:14:40.160 make sure I know what I'm doing
00:14:41.680 is this different
00:14:44.680 they seem the same
00:14:48.440 to me
00:14:48.840 I don't know
00:14:49.720 why they seem the same
00:14:51.020 okay
00:14:53.180 okay
00:15:10.560 this can get deleted
00:15:12.240 sorry ladies and gentlemen
00:15:15.240 why am I
00:15:15.660 ladies
00:15:16.260 there's no ladies watching this
00:15:17.480 no ladies are going to watch me
00:15:19.720 I'm going to call them ugly
00:15:21.840 or something
00:15:22.340 they called me ugly
00:15:26.340 Tate told me the truth
00:15:28.880 I'micles
00:15:29.380 I'm cái X
00:15:31.900 a
00:15:32.760 I'm
00:15:33.340 I'm
00:15:33.940 I'm
00:15:34.160 I'm
00:15:52.440 I'm
00:15:52.940 I'm
00:15:54.060 I'm
00:15:54.700 I
00:15:54.760 I
00:15:56.820 We'll be right back.
00:16:26.820 We'll be right back.
00:16:56.820 We'll be right back.
00:17:26.820 There was no echo before.
00:17:27.880 Is the sound as good as it was or something gone wrong?
00:17:34.900 Is it echoey or is it all good?
00:17:36.360 If it's all good, wait a second.
00:17:40.840 Wait.
00:17:41.240 Hello?
00:17:45.180 Hello?
00:17:46.840 It's me.
00:17:47.900 That's it.
00:17:48.480 That's better.
00:17:48.900 Right.
00:17:51.760 So I can basically do everything, but I'm not happy with my setup.
00:17:54.080 I need another screen here.
00:17:55.680 I need a drinks fridge.
00:17:57.680 I need whoopies.
00:17:59.080 I need chicks.
00:17:59.820 Like there could be a girl who like brings me coffee.
00:18:02.600 My Glock is next door.
00:18:04.120 No.
00:18:04.400 From now on, when I broadcast, it's on the hip.
00:18:06.780 So like if I'm saying something and someone's like, I'm going to find his podcast studio.
00:18:10.920 He has them diamonds.
00:18:11.820 I'm going to go get him.
00:18:12.460 I was like, comment.
00:18:13.660 The last video you see on my channel is me empty in a clip.
00:18:17.100 So I got to get my gun.
00:18:18.760 I got to get one of my guns.
00:18:20.500 Got to get my guns.
00:18:21.880 Got to get the drinks fridge.
00:18:23.060 Got to get the girls.
00:18:24.580 Got to get news articles.
00:18:25.860 All this to do.
00:18:28.220 Got to prepare some stuff.
00:18:29.700 So I need around 24 to 48 hours before we go for the first official emergency meeting broadcast here on Take Speech.
00:18:38.060 I need an intro.
00:18:39.440 I need an exit.
00:18:41.000 I need a cooler still.
00:18:42.920 This is not acceptable.
00:18:44.280 I need to talk about the ninja shogunate.
00:18:45.900 That needs to be fixed.
00:18:47.860 But I now know what I need to do.
00:18:51.020 So I'm going to go get to work.
00:18:53.460 You motherfuckers need to go get some money.
00:18:55.380 Try and catch up with the big G.
00:18:57.260 You can learn how on CobraTape.com.
00:18:59.320 And in 48 hours, Sunday, official Sunday.
00:19:02.240 What day is it today?
00:19:03.800 Thursday.
00:19:04.300 I don't even know the day of the week because every day there means a party.
00:19:06.520 Thursday.
00:19:06.980 On Sunday, it's the first ever.