Emergency Meeting Ep. 2
Summary
In the first official episode, the boys are back in the studio, and things are not as they seem to be... Luke and Tristan are in a new studio setting, and they are not prepared for what they are about to witness. They have no idea what's going on, but they know that it's going to be an emergency, and that's exactly what they need to do to make sure that they don't ruin the whole thing. Will they be able to handle it? Will they survive it? And will they be prepared to live up to the hype? We'll find out in the next episode of the podcast, where we find out who's in charge, who's not, and who's the only one who knows what they're about to do. And who's getting dressed up for the occasion? Will they make it? Can they handle it, or will it all fall flat on its face? Is it too late to make it to the other half of the pod? or will they just have to wait until next week for the next one? ? We ll find out on next week's episode of The Real Reel Life, where the boys try to figure it out... on this week's After Show! with special guest, of course! . (featuring special guest , of course. , and ! - of course, , and . . . of the boys the one and the one with the one who was there for the first. of all things! of them all! (and the one that got dressed up in the first episode. ) Luke and Luke Tristan ... Andrew in the present room. (the one and only & ). ANDREW AKA is the one in the room THE PRODUCER. - the one & only, the one AND THE ONLY one that knows what he s about to get dressed up. AND THE ONE who s going to do it right, and he s gonna do it all right, so don t mess with him OF COURTEEN! AND WELL, so he s not going to mess with it, he s just gonna get dressed and get dressed in the second half of this one, so they ll do it!
Transcript
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I'm the producer and I don't know exactly what I'm doing.
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You may have messed it up, but if you're watching,
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welcome to the first official emergency meeting.
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You're taking a chance, risking it all, for the thrill of the moment.
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Thunder in Your Heart, which was the song I chose.
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That was my song. Don't take credit for my song choice.
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We've been on our podcast for like 10 seconds and you're already lying to the people.
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You're taking a chance, risking it all, for the thrill of the moment.
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You're taking a chance, risking it all, for the thrill of the moment.
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Before I get to your terrible skills as a producer, there's no need to play the intro three times.
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Can I just say, this is our first time at a professional podcast studio, no expense was spared.
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Yeah, dress up. I'm wearing a tailored suit from Savile Row London.
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I've got Versace. I'm looking fresh. I've got Versace.
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You look like a jackass, and I think everyone at home watching you completely agrees with me.
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Consult me again, I dare you. Go and say something.
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While we're here, I actually need the audience's help, because I'm deciding my new nickname.
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They come and say, Up Top Boss, do you want coffee?
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Every single girl has me saved in her phone as Up Top Boss.
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Don't make me start getting my phone out and prove it.
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No one has ever called you any of these things.
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Your smoke is gonna smoke out the whole camera.
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Yeah, my beautiful robe. You're gonna smoke it all out.
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People have to, like, press the like button or something.
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Doesn't it help, like, the algorithm or something?
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Cause I have had nothing to do with this setup.
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Now, while you were not getting dressed, what were you working on?
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Can you at least show us how we're prepared to know what this podcast has to offer?
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You doubt my skills as producer, but I've been working on the ability to control cams remotely.
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So, maybe not in this episode, but in an upcoming episode, we'll be able to call Luke's phone, FaceTime.
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And when he answers, it will go live on the podcast.
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And then I can ask him where his fucking spacesuit is in front of everybody.
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That actually works, because you wear your watch on the right.
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I just have to find my things, because I don't know where they are.
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But let me find them, and I'll show you what I have for my flex cam.
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Why is there not flashing letters saying flex cam when it flashes towards you?
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Look, this is a real call out for anybody who is a qualified producer.
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No one's going to be a producer but me for this whole show.
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It doesn't matter if I don't know what I'm doing.
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And even though we could hire the best producer in the world because money isn't real.
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You absolutely smoked the interview but you played the intro way to make that.
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The people who are actually broadcasting to can't hear them.
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Let's see if they can hear our sound effects first.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Emergency Media.
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because they didn't understand the sound effects.
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He is going to debut the Emergency Media sound effects.
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So what I was talking earlier about going to Luke live,
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I mean, I haven't once ever seen him wear a space suit.
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It's just going to give us some age restriction.
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and I guarantee I have the right button to press
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No, because you've already got something lined up.
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This is the best podcast since the beginning of human time, apparently.
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We could talk about why we use emergency meetings.
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Or for no reason whatsoever, just because I don't want the internet to forget,
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Let's talk about how I, myself, freed the world from restrictions.
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Most of the world is starting to free up because on day one,
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I got in the Lambo and put on a gas mask and went for it.
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you've spoken to Jack Murphy and solved the issue.
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We're going to talk about a little bit about how the war room is conquering earth.
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And then we're going to talk about the news, topical things.
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But we're going to do our own little spin on it because I'm the producer and it's going to be gangsta.
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So as the most professional producer in the world, the first thing I want to do is start by telling everybody, because I worked hard on this.
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So if you don't do it, I'm going to be a bit offending.
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I want you to follow me and my brother on Instagram because look how hard I worked on this banner.
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I mean, if I was sitting in your chair, it would be that hard.
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Everyone keeps saying put the chat in slow mode.
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It can't be because everyone's still spamming the chat.
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I don't know how to put it in fucking slow mode.
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Can someone tell me how to put this in slow mode?
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So follow me on Instagram and follow Tristan on Instagram.
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I just swapped up the banner like that one time quick.
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Neither of us have ever heard of slow mode until just now.
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Slow mode is when like a chick catches you cheating and you know you're cold busted.
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And you know that every message you send her, she's sending to the other girl.
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And they're like, they got a little group chat going on now.
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Because if it takes a long time, wait, this is only me talking about.
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Let's get rid of your banner because you're in the way of my genius.
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I'm going to work out slow mode because you're just making stuff up.
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So when a girl busts you and she's like, ah, you're dead.
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You got to give her time to process her emotions.
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But by slowing down the game, it gives her a chance to like get over a little bit.
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When you get busted and you're like, all right, she has to wait 25 minutes for a report.
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You think as producer next episode, you will not even.
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I will make sure you don't fucking show your face on this.
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You will never show your face on this podcast ever.
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My behind the scenes guy is working it all out.
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He's like, oh, you guys have controversial content and it might affect my other work.
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So while he works on slow mode, I've told the G's about my slow mode team.
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Now we're going to talk about we're going to get out the way.
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We're going to talk about quickly how people are winning Hustlers University, because the reason
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we're doing this is because I get so many messages.
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If I ever don't reply to you on Insta, I can't possibly reply.
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Can you stop saying on our new podcast that you send people death threats?
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This is like, aren't we supposed to be nice and clean?
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I'm a multimillionaire teacher how to make money.
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If you're scared of investing $49 in yourself to learn from a multimillionaire how to make money,
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But because we get so many questions, I have decided in my infinite genius to set up a hotline.
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So whenever I talk about Hustlers University or War Room, if you have specific questions,
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this is only for people who have questions about the networks, the Hustlers University and the War Room.
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If you have questions about joining them or you have questions and you want to be involved,
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then there's a hotline that you can, wait, official producing things.
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You can message them questions about War Room or Hustlers University and they can get you all signed up head to toe.
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Message this on Telegram live whenever we're on an emergency meeting and they'll answer all your questions about the network.
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So we don't have to clog up our show with a bunch of questions in the comments about what's Hustlers University.
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But first, because I'm the producer, I'm a play an advert.
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We're about to show you everything you need to know about joining the Hustlers University program.
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And the reason I actually do this, all joking aside, is I'm extremely proud of what I've built, what we've built.
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Tristan, you and I are going to basically conquer Earth.
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For nobody who starts where we are from ends up where we are.
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They were living in a house where there was like, you know, food and they had a house.
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And me and you are basically going to conquer the planet.
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Our current trajectory, it's impossible for us not to become billionaires.
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So I'm actually very, very proud of what we've built.
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And I'm proud of all the people we help make money.
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And I do that because people who resonate with my mindset, people who agree with me on
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I want the people who agree with me to be rich.
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I want all the people who hate me and go, he's a misogynist to sit there broke.
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And I want all the people who go takes a G to be flexing.
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And when someone goes, hey, how'd you get that Lambo?
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When that dork goes up and goes, hey, bro, what's your job?
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To those nice cars, people want to say job, job, Hustles University.
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So we're going to talk about Hustles University a little bit now.
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No, because we're going to talk about the wins.
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I thought the point was to put this up so we didn't have to talk about it on our podcast.
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So pal, wait, as producer, I have many choices on how I'm going to do this because I am the
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I need to decide exactly how I want to do this.
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When you put that screen up, apparently it cut the sound.
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When the image was on screen, there was no sound.
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So wait, when that image was on screen, no one heard me talking?
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But it just makes the screenshots kind of small.
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You get people who join and want to learn how to do their own stuff.
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Because if you keep doing the joke over and over again.
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I mean, don't worry about my mother not getting any Christmas presents this year.
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This was actually our last ditch attempt to get gas money for the baguette.
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I'm not reading out any questions unless they're good.
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A lot of the questions that are coming up here,
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here are the kind of questions I'm not going to read.
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So on episode one, you guys are asking me things like,
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And I feel like lifting weights is kind of a bit like a cop-out.
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yeah because because that's that's not i saw you trying to not play it what do you mean
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what do you mean what do i mean i saw it listen i know what i'm doing okay i'm the producer i know
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what i'm doing so we're gonna do the certified g of the week so the certified g this week is
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coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee did you order coffee
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just a cup of coffee before g of the week perfect timing gonna go some booze
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i'll get some booze i'll get some booze booze every podcast
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teach the world a lesson wait i don't have to do that myself i have a button for that
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nice right well played producer thank you very much you know what with all these haters in the
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chat talking about amateur i'm now a full supporter of you being the producer because of all your
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mistakes i do shirtless podcasts i'm a bad boy i do what i want why do you why don't you have a
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it's hot it is hot what didn't you set this thing up why is it so hot in here cameras lights what is
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this why am i wearing a suit that's the plan put your robe on this looks like a gay podcast now
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seriously okay it is versace right so um g of the week g the week so the g this week is the kraken ceo
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i've decided that the ceo of kraken is a g because he lives in like san fran san fran and he's a tech
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guy and i expected him to be like full liberal blah blah blah turbo nerd it turns out when you read
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his twitter he's based based super based so we're gonna put one of his tweets up but i can't put it
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on screen because when the image is on screen no one can hear me for some reason read it out loud
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read it out loud so he's talking about the the thing that's going on in canada which we're not
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going to cover not going to cover because i don't want to get political on this podcast i'll just get
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banned i love trudeau yeah me too yeah he's a great guy yeah anyway so whatever's going on in canada
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and he's saying that look if the government come and tell me to freeze your wallet i'll do it so get your
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bitcoin out of my wallet your keys your coins so he's literally damaging his own business and saying
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don't keep your crypto on my exchange because i believe in freedom more than i believe in my own
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company i respect that here i'm going to put his tweet up now for you
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there i like that that was pretty g he is willing to have people take millions hundreds of millions
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off of his exchange lowering his market share his share price everything
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just for the sake of not letting the government steal someone's money i think that's pretty cool
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that's pretty that's pretty cool and if you read it he's all about how if you don't have freedom
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to transact you don't have freedom to do anything else and when they freeze your bank account they're
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effectively freezing your speech because you can't talk without money you can't go anywhere
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without money you can't live without money and he's saying that you don't live in a free society
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these democracies are all false and oh that's what he's saying we're not saying that on this podcast
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i would never say that yeah right yeah right but if you uh if you agree with the kraken ceo perhaps
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you might belong in the war room i but that's not my personal view but that's of course but he is a
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certified g he is a certified so i'm gonna put it up one more time i want you guys to follow this man
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on because everyone's saying oh i couldn't read it learn to speed read speed read nerd i'll put it back
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so he's a bad boy so his his uh twitter it's on there i'll put up one more time you need to follow
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him on twitter i'll read it out for you all one more time
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at j-e-s-p-o-w follow him everything he says is based and i'm very impressed that someone living
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in san francisco's base i don't know why once you become based you would stay in san francisco
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i don't know how that happens i don't know but maybe he's just a soldier he's a soldier for the
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good fight and he doesn't want to abandon ship yet like we ran away to a base place but um and and
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and where we live is pretty based it's pretty based where we live out here in fact i think it was
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was it yesterday i don't think i have the video doesn't matter well we don't talk politics on
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this anyway yeah it's true but yeah he's he's the g of the week so what we're going to be doing is
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i'm also going to be choosing a hustler from hu every single week or every single episode hustler
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of the week hustler of the week that's right hustler of the week certified g of the week and that's
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going to be a constant with every single episode that you watch yeah so we're going to be doing that
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we're going to be talking about jack murphy no we're not we are no that wasn't even the plan on this
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one why would why would we mention him he's a masculinity coach i i i don't know anything
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about jack i met jack murphy once do you know that i actually had nothing against jack i met him once
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and i i managed to we had no uber and we were on our way back to the hotel because we were in a big
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group of people me him cernovich a bunch of people from from cpac and i managed to convince two black
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dudes to give us a ride to the hotel with that and they weren't our uber and that was the that's the
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jack murphy story no he's a nice guy nothing against him but then he then he went pro
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smacks sack smack scene oh smack susmation smack susmation and i was like yeah because we said
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we're not going to mention the smack susmation yeah and and you know what like i'm unforgiving i'm not
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going to lie the oh we are unforgiving as a as a pair i will cut you out if you look at me wrong forever
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you can't be you can't be promoting that kind of global tyranny and then and then whatever happened
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happened that it's kind of just like i feel like i just need to say jack murphy jack murphy
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do we need a button jack murphy jack murphy jack murphy fucking amateur
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we need a jack murphy button jack murphy button james make it stop saying his name oh sorry
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producer is he even the producer he's not he's not even in this country right now he's just trying
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to wing it from wherever he is all right so we've talked about cheetah week we've talked about how
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hu is gonna make you a bunch of money unless you're an amateur we've talked about your mate jack
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murphy now we have to talk about news stories now we call him mac jerfie mac jerfie all right
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mac jerfie all right so what's in the news all right what's in the news got some news for you
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what do we got oh do we need dork of the week dork of the week dork of the no because bullying
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we'll get taken down man because we'll go hard we will go hard we would go hard yeah i once lectured
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my mother over dinner when she said the moon landings weren't real in front of like 10 people
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i do not accept yeah ignora my around me one thing that cool that did happen this week is if
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anyone when i was talking earlier about how i'm proud of what i've built i actually am because what
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happened was the story is very very short i started with absolutely nothing became extremely
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rich by myself through absolute tenacity that's the one thing i have that nobody else has i have
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unmatched perspicacity and indefatigability and i'm tenacious and i'm compendious i'm all of those
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things and what happened is i went into space time i walked out into the universe and i attacked
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space i saw him do this i grabbed it by myself and i i twisted it and put it in an arm lock and told
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space time you better make me tall strong rich sexy funny interesting you better do give me all of it
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i refuse to be anything else because you know why no no now i'm getting mad i'm getting mad all right
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let's go because you know why unleash all these other people on fucking twitter and youtube and
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they're like teachers teaching shit blah blah preach i have we have it all why are you gonna learn from
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the fitness guy if he's a fitness guy who ain't rich a bunch of people here are asking by the way and
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the answer is no is andrew on testosterone steroids i'm on loads of testosterone you know what boosts
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testosterone my 15% smoking smoking it really does i don't need injections we don't take steroids ever
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i put my blood test on twitter and i'll do another blood test here live and put it on live we do not
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take drugs stop asking stupid questions never taking testosterone i don't take creatine protein
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shake none of that crap you know what i do i smoke cigars i drink booze i have threesomes and i hit the
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gym and i lift the weights like a g that's it that's it there's no secret hard work that's all it is
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but my point is the reason we are so qualified to teach is because we're all encompassing individuals and
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when you're all encompassing what you can do is you can identify and teach the advantages of
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correlation between different asset groups so if you have a guy who's like in really good shape but
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he's broke right he can teach you how to get in shape that's fine cool that's good but if you have
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a guy in really good shape like me who's also rich i can teach you the correlation between the two i can
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teach you how money will affect your fitness i can teach you how girls will affect your mindset i can
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teach you all the different things and then what i can do is i can teach you how to springboard from one to
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the other we made our first money webcam we made our first money millions of dollars the money
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from having girls yeah so we springboarded we we excelled in one area and springboard and used
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another area so if you come to me and you're in good shape and you have nothing else i'll tell you
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how to use your good shape to get rich how to use your good shape to affect your mindset all these
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different things you ever heard the saying first you get the money then you get the power then you get
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the woman that's wrong we are kickboxers who started a webcam studio and got rich first we got
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the power then we got the women and then we got the money so again on the flip side if there's a fat
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nerd who has billions of dollars trying to teach you how to get rich he can teach you how to make
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money maybe but he can't teach you how to be rich as a g how to enjoy the world as a multi-millionaire
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when you're tall strong dangerous smart sharp all the above so why would you learn from that dude
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that's right because i got enough money that's right so you gotta learn from us i can't remember my
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original point was making give me a woo woo woo oh yeah i was talking about why i'm proud of what
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i built so once i conquered earth and realized i'm the greatest human on the planet i thought i need
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to find all the other g's out there and i realized that if you're an actual badass and you're living
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life you're not going to interact with cool people on the day-to-day because you're too rare ever ever
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so i joined all these private network groups and they were all full of dorks they may have been rich
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geeks but they were geeks they looked like geeks they everything about them was a geek they spoke like
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geeks maybe my wife will let me out one day like you're a ceo what you're worried about your wife
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your wife your wife won't let you buy a lambo you're pushing a toyota and you've got 10m
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one you're still a bit poor i get it but buy the lambo weak so i started the war room to basically
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put the feelers out there and attract a conglomerate of superheroes it's kind of like avengers and now
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what's happening is and i'm saying this all the people watching if you're ever in a high-end club or a
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high-end establishment you might very much like the bat signal see a war room logo projected so this
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was in yeah there's the logo behind us you can see the logo there and this was in las vegas last
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so that's what's going to happen now we have over 1300 members in 72 countries so if you're ever
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standing somewhere and you see that logo projected you know there are bad boys in the building you're
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like oh there's war room members here yeah we're conquering earth now so anyone who's not inside
00:42:15.140
you know what's kind of the way the world works the world is very very much player versus player
00:42:19.200
there's only so much money there's only so many women there's only so much happiness
00:42:22.420
right no more take it i have to take it i am super super happy that's why you're all sad i took
00:42:27.260
your happiness from you i have all of it yeah i took it it's right here space time gave it to us
00:42:32.080
when we threatened space time yeah space time gave me your happiness that's why you're sad
00:42:35.820
and as the war room conquers unfortunately as members enrich themselves the only way that can
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happen is if non-members pay the price you're either inside or outside very much like what
00:42:46.540
happens with governments and organizations all these things as they enrich themselves everyone
00:42:50.020
else must suffer for every bottle of champagne i buy there's got to be some french man barefoot
00:42:54.960
stepping on grapes i don't want to step on grapes i'm busy i need the fireworks true
00:43:00.760
so i've got war room updates i've got screenshots i can show you from inside the war room but you
00:43:06.020
know what no i don't think i don't think that's even the point of the podcast no it's not so i
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just want to let people know out there that if they ever see the war room signal you need to be scared
00:43:15.040
it's like batman's in the building because members were getting we're getting bigger we're conquering
00:43:18.680
all the high-end establishments that i don't know if they saw what happened in dubai the king of
00:43:22.420
dubai and ronaldo was in the same swimming pool as us yeah ronaldo that football we booked the
00:43:26.680
whole location out and the next day they were there so they rented the same place out but we
00:43:31.340
had it first the king of dubai was trying to flex on ronaldo in the same place the war room was having
00:43:35.360
at summit there are only so many high-end places in the world there are only so no matter how rich
00:43:39.620
someone is uh jeff bezos could not buy a faster car than me he can't we are at the top level he can't
00:43:47.640
go to better places than me it's true there's nowhere else to go yeah so we just finished dubai
00:43:52.780
and our next war room summit is actually going to be in colombia colombia
00:45:30.560
so now on to the most important subject the most important subject firstly i want you to
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explain why we call this podcast emergency emergency meetings are the
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foundation of our entire lives they're the foundation of our organizational
00:45:43.260
structural capability to conquer the world so the way we work is in our house
00:45:50.320
if you watch take confidential by the way but take confidential banner we have one oh
00:45:54.380
hit me on the spotlight do we what you're the producer give me time well we have another
00:45:58.960
youtube channel called take confidential take confidential is where you get to see our lives
00:46:03.120
here you get to interact with us hear us talk it's live but take confidential is where
00:46:08.260
you get to see like an inner workings of what we actually do day to day so
00:46:12.260
yeah i found one all right i found quick bust it up quick quickly quick
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We'll whip out an iPhone and start recording when we're doing super cool things.
00:47:47.940
Like we'll be buying a $400,000 car, whip out an iPhone, record for like eight seconds
00:47:52.200
and edit in with footage of us drinking and screaming woo.
00:47:55.340
So, you know, when most people buy like a car, they buy Rolls Royce and they'll do an episode
00:47:59.380
on it and do close-ups of the car and them in the showroom and talking about the features
00:48:06.140
and we're just like, yeah, okay, put on the debit card.
00:48:11.660
Like we could be so geeky about Take Confidential and make it big, but we're just like minor.
00:48:19.960
Emergency meetings are the fundamentals of our life.
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And the topic of today's actual emergency meeting.
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Yeah, because this is, guys, this is a real emergency meeting.
00:48:29.560
Now that we've covered the format of the show, what you can expect to see for the podcast,
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we need to talk about, Andrew, how we are going to free Joe Exotic the Tiger King.
00:48:42.560
And we can't have him on the show from fucking jail.
00:48:50.320
So first things first, while my Instagram is not on the screen, let me log in.
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They'll see the hose and they'll say, Andrew doesn't treat you right.
00:49:18.720
I once ran a diary in 2020 when I used to be a playboy.
00:49:24.580
Every single day, a brand new post, a brand new woman in my bed.
00:49:27.440
It was the best diary I think ever kept in world history.
00:49:31.120
And it's a free e-book available on Gumroad right now.
00:49:34.760
Is there anywhere else I can find it besides Twitter?
00:49:36.960
Yeah, cobertate.com forward slash the player's year or forward slash player's year.
00:49:46.520
EM live, the telegram, they'll point you in there.
00:49:50.920
Obviously, now I've joined a life of Christ and I've taken up celibacy forever.
00:50:11.200
This is his post on Joe Exotic's actual Instagram.
00:50:24.880
Dylan Passage, I want a fucking divorce so I can get remarried.
00:50:27.880
Let me know where you're living so I can have you served.
00:50:30.940
So when Joe Exotic went to jail, his guy is now with this other dude.
00:50:44.840
Like, I think it's really unfair how the whole world loved his show and everyone thought it was funny.
00:50:59.540
Bro, when he's out and he's on this show, I'm going to free him.
00:51:07.000
The thing about me and Andrew is, and this is where I'm not going to talk about this nerd.
00:51:10.980
But recently, some nerd on Twitter was saying Andrew's name.
00:51:14.600
What they don't understand about me and you is we can actually project force out into the real world.
00:51:22.760
I had four, I had like five dudes fly from Vegas to LA with war room t-shirts on, get an SUV and pull up to his house.
00:51:32.580
So, when a G like Joe Exotic is locked up, I don't know.
00:51:42.180
No one else is even trying to free him right now.
00:51:46.060
So, here you can see on Joe Exotic's, you can see Joe Exotic's GoFundMe.
00:51:52.500
Everyone loved the show, but no one's helping my brother out.
00:51:56.400
No one's helping my brother out, but you can see all donations.
00:52:22.440
His lawyer reached out to me and was like, man, thank you for that.
00:52:36.740
Well, he's running through telling me about how everyone snitched on him, how they've gone through his house, wrecked his house.
00:52:49.680
Next week, I'm organizing a call, a three-way call.
00:52:52.160
I'll record it between me, Joe Exotic, and his lawyer.
00:52:55.360
I'm going to talk to him before I donate a quarter of a million dollars.
00:53:15.660
And the other thing I'm working on is I've been in touch.
00:53:22.680
And I'm speaking to both of the girls who got Tinder Swindle.
00:53:29.140
So, they're saying to me, like, he's going to be famous.
00:53:41.800
The second thing is, like, of course, these girls thought they'd get retribution.
00:53:56.180
And I said it on my last video on Tate Speech, Tinder Swindler.
00:54:01.940
They both humbly came to me and said, Batman, up top boss, top G of the war room.
00:54:08.280
I admit I need your help because this little documentary hasn't hurt him in any way.
00:54:11.820
And I have fully legal, fully legal paths to retribute.
00:54:26.060
But for that to happen, I want you to come to Romania and come on my show so I can interview
00:54:32.480
And they're like, okay, but I'm scared to come Romania.
00:54:35.900
I'm not scared to send a bunch of money to someone who looks like a geek.
00:54:38.720
You're not scared to give a bunch of money to some geek.
00:54:40.460
You're not scared to get on a jet on after one date to Bulgaria.
00:54:55.840
So she Googled me and she was like, yeah, okay.
00:55:00.160
And she's like, well, you seem a bit misogynist.
00:55:14.380
They're certainly not going to care in a month.
00:55:21.620
I'm the only man left like Batman who believes in righteousness.
00:55:25.160
Who's going to go out there and do the right thing.
00:55:33.300
So I may be a bit misogynist, but sometimes you got to work with the bad guy to catch a bad guy.
00:55:39.540
So Cecile and Pernilla, I'm currently in conversations with.
00:55:42.300
And hopefully they're going to come here to Romania.
00:56:02.380
Stockholm might be the easiest place in the world.
00:56:10.080
If they're just like, so like, like you talk to them, you have a drink with them.
00:56:13.460
Then you want to go home and they're like in your taxi.
00:56:16.140
You're like, I didn't, I didn't say to get my taxi.
00:56:18.440
You go to your hotel and they're there pouring drinks.
00:56:25.040
It's like they're, they're every real G knows, right?
00:56:32.940
The only way you are safe from my powers is if I try and talk to you and you say no and
00:56:37.480
But if you're friendly to me, I will make you laugh.
00:56:41.240
And over time, you'll end up being like, I want him.
00:56:52.560
They want to be your friend, but, but they don't, after being your friend for like an hour,
00:57:12.120
And then, and then they end up sending you money.
00:57:19.080
If I go to Stockholm, I'm going to Tinder swindler somebody.
00:57:21.540
If I go to Stockholm, I'm going to have to end up repeating.
00:57:24.300
I'm going to have to repeat tasks that have already been completed.
00:57:34.440
We just felt like going to Sweden for some reason.
00:57:37.200
It was the only country in the world that was open for some reason.
00:57:41.500
So I was like, no, you have to come to Romania.
00:57:44.860
They think I'm a misogynist, whatever, whatever.
00:57:54.300
What other multimillionaire who owns a baguette is going to teach you how to make money?
00:57:57.140
What other multimillionaire that owns a baguette and has my kind of connections that can project
00:58:00.200
force around the world and send goons to some random guy's door is going to allow you
00:58:11.780
So it's literally like there's no other superhero.
00:58:32.340
I'm going to spend my time just on a righteous crusade for justice.
00:58:39.040
Because ever since I cracked 100M, I don't need to make any more money.
00:58:48.540
As producer, I feel like I need to play something now to talk about justice.
00:58:52.840
I feel like there's a clip in Batman Begins where Ra's al Ghul says justice is balance.
00:58:58.740
I think you need to cut that bit out and just play it.
00:59:20.320
that's that's me in the batmobile is that is that justice is does that represent justice
00:59:39.080
it does a little day i don't think it does i think you just looked for a clip where you
00:59:42.260
looked cool in your lambo just look they tried to save speed limits and stuff and i just just
00:59:46.840
i just turned up just done a donut like broke the speed of the justice what are you gonna do i'm
00:59:51.460
brad justice oh people ain't ready for the world isn't ready for that yet girls aren't ready gee
00:59:56.440
of the week in six months time yeah for special guest one of these days maybe we should make
01:00:00.360
luke a special guest who's luke your cousin he's your cousin your cousin luke oh the son of your
01:00:07.360
dad's sister luke you might be my cousin you might be not my cousin but yeah i don't know a luke i'm
01:00:15.380
the last force for justice never heard of her you know what i'm gonna facetime him and put him live
01:00:21.780
on the podcast not right now i'm gonna work it out let's famoose him and facetime him and he'll
01:00:27.060
answer the phone like hello hi i was just on i was just in the metaverse what's up he now knows it's
01:00:33.420
gonna happen he's probably watching this listen luke if i facetime you and you do not answer
01:00:37.820
it's a straightener justice justice so you either have a straightener or you answer the facetime
01:00:43.200
justice is a dish best served with booze correct isn't that the same correct i think i've got it
01:00:48.660
right so we've showed my lambo we showed the batmobile we've spoken about our goals for this
01:00:52.720
year our goals this year free joe's eye so we need we have the two votes so what do we need is we
01:00:57.500
need an official one more time vote if it's top g or up top boss we don't need that and then we need
01:01:01.500
an official up vote if what's the primary priorities the priority the tinter swindler girls
01:01:05.300
or free joe's eye so let's do first let's first let's do one one for up top boss two for top g
01:01:11.460
let's do this now let's get this settled in the chat one for up top boss wait at the way i think
01:01:15.800
i could do something you can do a poll top g what is it what do you mean what is it up top boss or top
01:01:22.840
g g all right i think i just made a poll people can vote yeah all right are they voting why they're
01:01:33.900
not voting yet but they should be able to any second up top boss or top g wait is there a poll
01:01:39.240
that would that would make you a pretty good producer if you did well now here we go top
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g 78 no votes for up top boss yet all right this is important all right so we're gonna give it we're
01:01:50.200
gonna give it a few minutes so we need to play a video while they're voting so we don't yes we do
01:01:55.300
stop playing these videos producer i am on this podcast to talk to the people i if they want to
01:02:00.580
watch our videos they can go to take confidential and see our lifestyle there's no need for the video
01:02:04.860
we need everyone to vote i'm not yeah but they're voting already no top g's winning everyone when
01:02:10.820
you're finished voting the video is gonna be over we need everyone to vote should we play the video
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of our pool party remember our pool party last year i do remember that about half of these girls don't
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you'll have to play your own game cover it up don't let them know what you're thinking i bet you'll
01:03:26.800
Cover it up, don't let them know what you're thinking
01:03:42.820
Cover it up, don't let them know what you're thinking
01:04:10.820
Cover it up, don't let them know what you're thinking
01:04:30.920
Cover it up, don't let them know what you're thinking
01:04:46.740
Cover it up, don't let them know what you're thinking
01:05:40.480
No, ending the poll, Top G is officially your name, I guess
01:05:53.120
I gotta message all them girls to change their name to Top G
01:05:58.560
I'm like, listen, send me the screenshot, show me Top G
01:06:20.360
Someone asked who the girl with the big tits is in the video
01:07:35.480
You don't want to get swindled by the taste in real life
01:09:56.640
Let me read one of the comments to sum this up.
01:10:37.240
These people watching, like, God bless all of our followers,
01:10:40.220
but you're not actually the boss of me and what I do.
01:10:42.820
So I don't actually really have to listen to this poll.
01:10:51.700
It's been a while since we kidnapped anybody, bro.
01:10:54.520
We have – YouTube, we have never kidnapped anybody.
01:10:58.100
These messages are for entertainment purposes only.
01:11:01.580
Remember the olden days with a blacked-out van in the balaclavas?
01:11:33.720
No, but after one episode, they're going to axe us.
01:11:38.280
You're going to be the top G on Instagram Live with no podcast studio in a minute.
01:12:00.380
So for that reason, I'm going to play a very –
01:12:10.640
I think everyone's had our dose of entertainment.
01:12:24.700
Because, you know, if you want to listen to these people so much,
01:12:34.400
Now, community, don't press more videos just to annoy me.
01:12:41.320
Your job you can do, but I'm not allowed to play Do My Thing.
01:13:13.300
We're misogynists, apparently, for entertainment purposes only,
01:13:29.040
No, I mean, they're all okay, but no one wants them.
01:13:32.900
It was going to be about how I attacked the universe.
01:13:36.900
It's going to be a video about how you can attack the universe.
01:13:53.580
I have a video that explains how I went into space-time
01:14:00.500
and forced it to make me rich and powerful and strong.
01:14:03.140
Do you want to see that video so that you can repeat my success?
01:14:06.260
Or do you not want to see that video and not understand –
01:14:14.020
It's either space-time video or no space-time video.
01:15:01.120
what are you saying about videos you're you're now now you're trying to annoy me i'm seriously
01:15:07.040
i'm gonna quit this podcast on day one you're gonna lose your co-host i got videos i'll just
01:15:12.760
i'll just keep calling well they voted for the video now i'll just keep calling why are you
01:15:16.220
people doing this because they know that you have to attack space time that you did you need to find
01:15:20.720
out the secrets of the universe you need to go into space and grab space time grab the fabric
01:15:25.020
of space and tear it open and rip the money and hose out i know how to do that you know where this
01:15:29.380
podcast studio came from a wormhole i created that exactly this was a room and i wrestled
01:15:36.060
through a rupture in space time and drag this out of the wormhole that's how we got this by the way
01:15:41.380
so i guess seeing as you voted andrew could play his video yeah no more video but the but the polls
01:15:47.020
the poll the poll speaks okay so this is actually a very important video guy this is not about joking
01:15:50.980
this is it's gonna seem like i'm not being serious but i mean everything i say so please pay attention
01:15:56.880
to this video because it will change your life let me tell you something about the universe
01:16:02.160
the universe is all around us even this air right here is the universe and what i do this is how i
01:16:09.620
made half a million dollars today is i grab the universe right here i grab the universe and i squeeze
01:16:15.120
and force i force the juice from the universe this is why i'm so fucking juicy i can do these things i
01:16:22.320
grab the universe and i squash and force everything i want from it so if i want to be good at fighting
01:16:27.820
i just go and i grab the universe and i force it to give me the skillet and i force the pussy and the
01:16:33.260
money i squeeze the universe just like this and all comes out
01:16:37.080
but what is newton's third law every action has an equal and opposite reaction correct that's the third
01:16:46.380
law so if i am a man of action if i'm a man of force and i force myself into the universe the
01:16:53.900
universe must have an equal and opposite reaction which means if i force my power into the universe
01:17:00.380
and i focus all my energy on being sexy as fuck the only possible reaction from the universe is tons of
01:17:08.160
pussy how can that not be true newton said so it's equal and opposite reaction the more you put in
01:17:15.680
the more comes out and it's the same with pussy money everything so if you want more girls you
01:17:22.460
need to put more energy into the universe so my question to you is how are you putting energy
01:17:27.000
into the universe is it just from typing on the computer or are you doing things lifting weights
01:17:32.320
going places doing things if you force your energy into the universe the universe will give you back
01:17:38.200
this is how i know i'm one of the greatest men on the face of the planet the lord high job protecting
01:17:43.720
the universe has told me the amount of sheer energy i have forced into the fabric of the cosmos
01:17:50.780
stop pause rewind the amount of sheer energy i have forced into the fabric of the cosmos
01:17:57.700
ensures i'm one of the greatest humans to ever walk the face of this planet and that is why
01:18:03.340
girls get naked on the man you can do the same thing energy in newton's third law
01:18:11.620
print it out put on your little wall next time you're about to jack off think am i putting energy
01:18:16.740
into the universe or am i just putting sperm all over my pants
01:18:19.080
so those are the secrets to the universe ladies and gentlemen the final line is very important next
01:18:37.440
time you're about to jack off think am i forcing energy into the universe and forcing it to reply
01:18:42.180
with plentiful goodies or am i just putting sperm all over myself like a loser think about that
01:18:48.320
think about it carefully and in fact i actually want you to do that next time you drop your pants
01:18:52.420
and load up your favorite porn hub subscription site think about what you're doing think about
01:18:56.900
why you're poor and and imagine if you could see yourself through your own window exactly how ashamed
01:19:01.920
would you be correct so there's no need to do that so i think we move on to a q a now before we do the
01:19:08.160
q a let me just say that every question said up until this point has completely sucked so the q a i'm
01:19:14.140
not going to answer your questions unless they're good so now is the time to come up with good questions
01:19:20.100
that i think are worth answering i'm only answering one question one question one question okay
01:19:25.920
you don't ask the top g more than one question okay well here's a question you choose the one i've got one
01:19:33.600
i've got one i've got a question everyone's now asking serious questions but i've got a question
01:19:38.220
it's a yes or no can we please get the intro as the outro
01:19:42.440
yes we can okay boom no problem okay and that's the end of the q a thank you no wait no
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that wait don't i get to answer questions not really you know what i think that's it i think
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that's it ladies and gentlemen thank you for joining us for the first ever episode of emergency
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meeting live there's gonna be much more of this smash the like button follow us on instagram it's
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01:20:08.480
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