Tate Speech


Emergency Meeting Ep. 2

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Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
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Free Joe Exotic Andrew Versace Tinder Swindler Jack Murphy Pernilla Top G. James Insta Begay Luke Tate Confidential Dylan Passage Tristan Batman Lambo Haram B. B. B. Carol Baskin Tate Speech and 9 more

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In the first official episode, the boys are back in the studio, and things are not as they seem to be... Luke and Tristan are in a new studio setting, and they are not prepared for what they are about to witness. They have no idea what's going on, but they know that it's going to be an emergency, and that's exactly what they need to do to make sure that they don't ruin the whole thing. Will they be able to handle it? Will they survive it? And will they be prepared to live up to the hype? We'll find out in the next episode of the podcast, where we find out who's in charge, who's not, and who's the only one who knows what they're about to do. And who's getting dressed up for the occasion? Will they make it? Can they handle it, or will it all fall flat on its face? Is it too late to make it to the other half of the pod? or will they just have to wait until next week for the next one? ? We ll find out on next week's episode of The Real Reel Life, where the boys try to figure it out... on this week's After Show! with special guest, of course! . (featuring special guest , of course. , and ! - of course, , and . . . of the boys the one and the one with the one who was there for the first. of all things! of them all! (and the one that got dressed up in the first episode. ) Luke and Luke Tristan ... Andrew in the present room. (the one and only & ). ANDREW AKA is the one in the room THE PRODUCER. - the one & only, the one AND THE ONLY one that knows what he s about to get dressed up. AND THE ONE who s going to do it right, and he s gonna do it all right, so don t mess with him OF COURTEEN! AND WELL, so he s not going to mess with it, he s just gonna get dressed and get dressed in the second half of this one, so they ll do it!

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00:00:00.000 Can I see me in the present room?
00:00:04.000 Boom! We're live!
00:00:06.000 Are we?
00:00:07.000 We are live. I'm pretty sure we're live.
00:00:09.000 I'm the producer and I don't know exactly what I'm doing.
00:00:12.000 You may have messed it up, but if you're watching,
00:00:14.000 welcome to the first official emergency meeting.
00:00:30.000 You're taking a chance, risking it all, for the thrill of the moment.
00:00:42.000 Taking a stand, you ain't gonna fall.
00:00:49.000 Thunder in Your Heart, which was the song I chose.
00:00:52.000 Tristan wasn't 100% sure on it.
00:00:54.000 That was my song. Don't take credit for my song choice.
00:00:56.000 It was 100% my choice.
00:00:58.000 We've been on our podcast for like 10 seconds and you're already lying to the people.
00:01:28.000 You ain't gonna fall.
00:01:33.000 Fine. No, no, listen, let's not-
00:01:35.000 I am the producer.
00:01:37.000 You can't just ruin the podcast.
00:01:39.000 You're taking a chance, risking it all, for the thrill of the moment.
00:01:48.000 You're taking a stand, you ain't gonna fall.
00:01:54.000 You're taking a chance, risking it all, for the thrill of the moment.
00:02:00.000 You're taking a stand, you ain't gonna fall.
00:02:06.000 Before I get to your terrible skills as a producer, there's no need to play the intro three times.
00:02:15.000 Can I just say, this is our first time at a professional podcast studio, no expense was spared.
00:02:21.000 Why are you wearing a robe?
00:02:25.000 You said dress up?
00:02:27.000 Yeah, dress up. I'm wearing a tailored suit from Savile Row London.
00:02:30.000 You're wearing a robe.
00:02:31.000 I'm wearing Versace.
00:02:32.000 You have Versace suits.
00:02:34.000 I've got Versace. I'm looking fresh. I've got Versace.
00:02:37.000 What more do you need? It's Versace.
00:02:39.000 You look like a jackass, and I think everyone at home watching you completely agrees with me. 1.00
00:02:44.000 Consult me again, I dare you. Go and say something. 1.00
00:02:45.000 You're gonna...
00:02:46.000 You're gonna...
00:03:16.000 As the second half of this podcast.
00:03:19.000 Who's the producer of the show?
00:03:20.000 I'm uninterested in doing this show.
00:03:21.000 I'm the producer.
00:03:25.000 Why do you have Chounterfex?
00:03:26.000 I'm a G.
00:03:28.000 While we're here, I actually need the audience's help, because I'm deciding my new nickname.
00:03:32.000 Because I don't let females call me Andrew.
00:03:34.000 I find that insulting.
00:03:36.000 It's like, no, you have to call me either...
00:03:38.000 I used to be called Up Top Boss.
00:03:40.000 They come and say, Up Top Boss, do you want coffee?
00:03:42.000 No one's ever said this.
00:03:43.000 Every single girl has me saved in her phone as Up Top Boss. 1.00
00:03:46.000 Don't make me start getting my phone out and prove it.
00:03:48.000 But I'm thinking of changing my name to Top G.
00:03:52.000 No one has ever called you any of these things.
00:03:54.000 The girls call me Up Top Boss or Top G.
00:03:56.000 So, we need to vote.
00:03:58.000 Your smoke is gonna smoke out the whole camera.
00:04:00.000 We bought cameras and...
00:04:02.000 No, they might not see your beautiful robe.
00:04:05.000 Yeah, my beautiful robe. You're gonna smoke it all out.
00:04:07.000 I can see what you're doing. Don't press that.
00:04:09.000 Don't press that.
00:04:39.000 I'll vote and tell me.
00:04:41.000 Do the girls call me Up Top Boss or Top G?
00:04:45.000 How are you gonna count this, though?
00:04:47.000 Press one for Up Top Boss.
00:04:50.000 Oh, people need to, like...
00:04:51.000 Type in the chat!
00:04:52.000 People have to, like, press the like button or something.
00:04:54.000 Like button. They already like us.
00:04:56.000 How many likes we got?
00:04:57.000 Doesn't it help, like, the algorithm or something?
00:04:59.000 You're the producer, I don't know!
00:05:00.000 I'm the producer, exactly!
00:05:02.000 Up G.
00:05:03.000 Up G.
00:05:04.000 I see a lot more ones than twos.
00:05:06.000 So, Up Top Boss or Top G?
00:05:08.000 Cause I see...
00:05:09.000 A lot more ones, bro.
00:05:10.000 So, I'm Up Top Boss?
00:05:11.000 I mean, there's lots of...
00:05:12.000 Well, now the twos are flooding in.
00:05:14.000 I might have to mix it up between the hoes. 1.00
00:05:16.000 Like, half of them call me Up Top Boss.
00:05:18.000 Half of them call me Top G.
00:05:20.000 Is this what people tuned in to?
00:05:22.000 This is our podcast!
00:05:23.000 What else do you think we're gonna talk about?
00:05:25.000 I'm the producer, bruv.
00:05:26.000 I got buttons.
00:05:27.000 Don't mess with me.
00:05:28.000 Say something. 0.96
00:05:29.000 I'll come at you.
00:05:30.000 You don't even know what I've got.
00:05:31.000 I'm going.
00:05:32.000 Why don't you show us?
00:05:33.000 Cause I have had nothing to do with this setup.
00:05:34.000 My setup was get dressed and light a cigar.
00:05:36.000 I got dressed.
00:05:37.000 You didn't.
00:05:38.000 I got dressed.
00:05:39.000 Now, while you were not getting dressed, what were you working on?
00:05:40.000 Can you at least show us how we're prepared to know what this podcast has to offer?
00:05:44.000 Sure.
00:05:45.000 I have.
00:05:49.000 Luke's not even here.
00:05:50.000 Exactly.
00:05:51.000 But!
00:05:52.000 You doubt my skills as producer, but I've been working on the ability to control cams remotely.
00:05:57.000 So, maybe not in this episode, but in an upcoming episode, we'll be able to call Luke's phone, FaceTime.
00:06:02.000 And when he answers, it will go live on the podcast.
00:06:04.000 He won't even know he's live on the podcast. 0.99
00:06:06.000 And then I can ask him where his fucking spacesuit is in front of everybody. 0.99
00:06:09.000 He's like, we'll get him. 0.99
00:06:10.000 He'll have to accept it.
00:06:11.000 I'm impressed.
00:06:12.000 The robe's worth it now.
00:06:13.000 See?
00:06:14.000 What's with all these cameras here?
00:06:15.000 Oh, yeah.
00:06:17.000 You.
00:06:18.000 Nice.
00:06:19.000 Us.
00:06:20.000 Me. 1.00
00:06:21.000 I got the fucking flex cam for the Broke Boys. 1.00
00:06:26.000 For the Broke Boys. 1.00
00:06:27.000 62 carats of diamonds.
00:06:28.000 I got the flex cam.
00:06:29.000 That actually works, because you wear your watch on the right.
00:06:31.000 I wear mine on the left.
00:06:32.000 So, my camera sees mine.
00:06:33.000 I got more than that, bro.
00:06:34.000 I just have to find my things, because I don't know where they are.
00:06:37.000 But let me find them, and I'll show you what I have for my flex cam.
00:06:40.000 I have something.
00:06:41.000 I just have to find it.
00:06:42.000 Why is there not flashing letters saying flex cam when it flashes towards you?
00:06:46.000 Listen, bruv.
00:06:47.000 I'm new to this.
00:06:48.000 Alright?
00:06:49.000 I don't have that, but I do have this.
00:06:50.000 I've been flexing on the Broke Boys. 1.00
00:06:51.000 Flexing on them.
00:06:52.000 Flexing on them.
00:06:53.000 I've been flexing on the Broke Boys. 1.00
00:06:55.000 Flexing on them.
00:06:56.000 Flexing on them.
00:06:57.000 Flexing on them.
00:06:58.000 So, I've got something.
00:06:59.000 So, I can flex on the Broke Boys. 0.98
00:07:00.000 Bam.
00:07:01.000 Get the watch out.
00:07:02.000 I might wear a different watch every episode.
00:07:03.000 A different diamond watch every episode.
00:07:06.000 Because I'm a G like that.
00:07:08.000 So, we got that.
00:07:09.000 We got...
00:07:12.000 That's me saying emergency meeting.
00:07:13.000 Can you put the camera back on?
00:07:15.000 Oh, so you want to be on camera now?
00:07:17.000 A little bit.
00:07:18.000 I am master of the show.
00:07:23.000 Look, this is a real call out for anybody who is a qualified producer.
00:07:27.000 I'm now hiring.
00:07:31.000 I'm producer.
00:07:32.000 You got me.
00:07:33.000 I'm going to stay producer.
00:07:36.000 No one's going to be a producer but me for this whole show.
00:07:38.000 It doesn't matter if it slows it down.
00:07:39.000 It doesn't matter if I don't know what I'm doing.
00:07:41.000 It doesn't matter.
00:07:42.000 I am the producer.
00:07:44.000 That's the plan.
00:07:45.000 And even though we could hire the best producer in the world because money isn't real.
00:07:50.000 All right.
00:07:51.000 No, you're...
00:07:52.000 I mean, you're passing the interview.
00:07:53.000 I put a call out.
00:07:55.000 And you are...
00:07:56.000 You're nailing it.
00:07:57.000 I have to say.
00:07:58.000 You're nailing this interview.
00:07:59.000 You know what?
00:08:00.000 The job is yours.
00:08:01.000 Do you admit I'm the best producer?
00:08:02.000 You're hiring.
00:08:03.000 Do you admit I'm the best producer?
00:08:04.000 You absolutely smoked the interview but you played the intro way to make that.
00:08:34.000 ...phones but it turns out the people.
00:08:39.000 The people who are actually broadcasting to can't hear them.
00:08:42.000 Wait!
00:08:43.000 Wait, wait.
00:08:44.000 Everything's wrong.
00:08:45.000 Everything's wrong.
00:08:47.000 I can fix this.
00:08:48.000 Give me a second.
00:08:49.000 I can fix this.
00:08:50.000 Actually can't fix this.
00:08:55.000 You actually can't.
00:08:57.000 Okay, I can.
00:08:59.000 Okay, we're back.
00:09:26.580 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:09:27.380 They say my mic isn't as loud as yours.
00:09:30.700 Who? Who says that?
00:09:32.080 Come say it again.
00:09:33.640 Come say it again.
00:09:34.880 Just turn my mic up.
00:09:35.540 If you don't like how I produced a show,
00:09:37.540 either come say something or log off.
00:09:39.160 Turn my mic up.
00:09:40.940 One second.
00:09:41.440 Let's see if they can hear our sound effects first.
00:09:43.220 Can you hear this, people?
00:09:44.500 Woo! 0.99
00:09:46.180 Woo! 0.99
00:09:48.220 Woo! 0.99
00:09:49.640 Can they hear the sound effects?
00:09:50.880 Because if so, we've got to do all this again
00:09:52.040 and talk about sound effects.
00:09:52.780 Can they hear the sound effects?
00:09:53.680 Can you hear the sound effects, people?
00:09:55.300 Woo! 0.99
00:09:55.540 Woo! 0.99
00:09:57.000 Yes.
00:09:58.120 Resounding yes.
00:09:59.020 Ha ha ha!
00:10:00.400 Do I have the job again?
00:10:02.180 So we have to start the whole show again.
00:10:03.460 All right.
00:10:04.200 So you agree we're starting everything again.
00:10:05.380 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Emergency Media.
00:10:07.100 So we're back.
00:10:35.920 So what were you saying?
00:10:37.060 So we all go through the sound effects again
00:10:38.400 because they didn't understand the sound effects.
00:10:39.660 All right.
00:10:40.220 Welcome to Emergency Media.
00:10:41.940 Andrew has been setting a lot of things up
00:10:43.480 while he hasn't been getting dressed
00:10:45.000 and hasn't been making any effort
00:10:47.040 on his looks or his beard or his suit.
00:10:49.520 He's just showed up in a robe.
00:10:51.040 It turns out he was actually doing some work,
00:10:52.980 which is interesting.
00:10:54.160 And I was slightly impressed,
00:10:55.540 even though no one else heard it.
00:10:56.560 So to all of our 3,000 viewers,
00:10:58.360 by the way, hit the like button, everybody.
00:10:59.700 He is going to debut the Emergency Media sound effects.
00:11:03.980 Let's go.
00:11:04.380 Yeah.
00:11:04.520 So what I was talking earlier about going to Luke live,
00:11:07.200 we play this. 1.00
00:11:08.280 You're wearing your fucking space suit 1.00
00:11:09.800 because he never fucking wears it. 1.00
00:11:12.480 I mean, I haven't once ever seen him wear a space suit. 0.98
00:11:14.900 Are you even allowed to smoke on YouTube?
00:11:17.420 This is my house.
00:11:18.940 I'm allowed to smoke in my house.
00:11:20.240 It's just going to give us some age restriction.
00:11:21.640 No under 18s. 0.96
00:11:22.340 I don't want under 18s watching me anyway. 1.00
00:11:24.000 True.
00:11:24.380 I don't care about views or monetization.
00:11:26.400 True.
00:11:26.660 We don't need those things.
00:11:27.440 Got to smoke.
00:11:27.840 Money isn't real.
00:11:29.840 See how I'm prepared.
00:11:31.020 You can just talk at random
00:11:32.340 and I guarantee I have the right button to press
00:11:34.580 that will fit in.
00:11:35.780 Say something.
00:11:36.960 I bet you don't.
00:11:37.820 I do.
00:11:38.340 Say something.
00:11:39.280 No, because you've already got something lined up.
00:11:40.880 Woo! 0.99
00:11:41.840 That's...
00:11:42.400 Emergency meeting. 1.00
00:11:44.380 Fucking amateurs. 1.00
00:11:46.300 Haram. 1.00
00:11:47.020 I'm a G.
00:11:48.360 I'm a G.
00:11:49.120 I'm a G.
00:11:49.600 I'm up top boss.
00:11:50.760 That's the plan.
00:11:52.800 I mean, I've done well.
00:11:54.680 You've done kind of well.
00:11:56.500 I've done it.
00:11:56.960 This is the best podcast since the beginning of human time, apparently.
00:12:00.380 It is!
00:12:00.980 According to people on the comment section.
00:12:02.640 These chats are coming in super fast.
00:12:05.000 I cannot keep up with this.
00:12:06.020 That's supposed to be my job.
00:12:07.000 So you're failing your job.
00:12:07.740 I'm just going to smoke instead.
00:12:09.080 So my job's good and I'm doing my job.
00:12:10.940 I quit.
00:12:11.580 And you're failing.
00:12:12.180 I quit.
00:12:12.700 I don't care.
00:12:12.860 All right.
00:12:13.140 So we're going to start this podcast.
00:12:14.360 We have a few things we could talk about.
00:12:15.520 We could talk about why we use emergency meetings.
00:12:17.640 Yeah.
00:12:18.320 Or for no reason whatsoever, just because I don't want the internet to forget,
00:12:23.160 I just want to say Jack Murphy.
00:12:30.620 This was not part of today's agenda or script.
00:12:33.820 Jack Murphy.
00:12:34.420 If you don't know, now you know.
00:12:37.100 Yeah, but is that all we're going to say?
00:12:39.820 Yeah.
00:12:40.100 Jack Murphy.
00:12:41.580 I'm not going to say nothing else.
00:12:43.500 Do your own research.
00:12:45.100 That's it.
00:12:46.040 That's all I'm going to say.
00:12:47.200 I have so much cool stuff to show people.
00:12:49.420 What should I show them?
00:12:50.240 Can we just actually talk to them for a while?
00:12:52.400 About what?
00:12:53.040 But that's what the podcast is for, isn't it?
00:12:55.760 Let's talk about how I, myself, freed the world from restrictions.
00:13:04.340 You don't know it was me?
00:13:05.820 It wasn't you.
00:13:06.860 The world is in free of restrictions.
00:13:08.540 Most of the world is starting to free up because on day one,
00:13:12.200 when they tried to lock everyone down,
00:13:14.020 I got in the Lambo and put on a gas mask and went for it.
00:13:17.540 Like I found the virus.
00:13:19.380 No, I'm not going to say that word.
00:13:20.060 Sorry, I found the issue.
00:13:22.240 We're not talking about this.
00:13:23.800 I found the issue and I solved it.
00:13:25.300 But apparently, according to the chat,
00:13:27.300 you've spoken to Jack Murphy and solved the issue.
00:13:29.100 I have to.
00:13:29.840 Sorry.
00:13:46.740 Bye.
00:13:48.980 Bye.
00:13:49.600 Bye.
00:13:50.660 Bye.
00:13:51.120 Bye.
00:13:51.500 Bye.
00:13:51.720 Bye.
00:13:52.340 Bye.
00:13:53.880 Bye.
00:13:54.280 Bye.
00:13:55.340 Bye.
00:13:56.280 Bye.
00:13:57.240 Bye.
00:13:57.440 Bye.
00:13:57.900 Bye.
00:13:58.480 Thank you.
00:14:28.480 Thank you.
00:14:58.480 Thank you.
00:15:28.480 Thank you.
00:15:58.480 We're going to talk about a little bit about how the war room is conquering earth. 0.86
00:16:01.400 And then we're going to talk about the news, topical things.
00:16:05.200 Okay.
00:16:06.080 But we're going to do our own little spin on it because I'm the producer and it's going to be gangsta.
00:16:10.780 So as the most professional producer in the world, the first thing I want to do is start by telling everybody, because I worked hard on this.
00:16:19.200 So if you don't do it, I'm going to be a bit offending.
00:16:21.160 I worked really hard on this.
00:16:22.260 I want you to follow me and my brother on Instagram because look how hard I worked on this banner.
00:16:29.560 Look at that.
00:16:31.980 That's hard work, bro.
00:16:33.860 Could you put a banner on a screen like that?
00:16:36.660 I mean, if I was sitting in your chair, it would be that hard.
00:16:40.660 You're lying. 1.00
00:16:42.080 Fucking amateurs. 1.00
00:16:43.360 Everyone keeps saying put the chat in slow mode. 0.99
00:16:45.060 I don't even know how to do this.
00:16:47.160 Slow mode?
00:16:48.160 I don't know what that means.
00:16:49.340 Rule one of hey, choose.
00:16:50.200 Toggle timestamps.
00:16:51.440 Is that it?
00:16:52.020 It can't be because everyone's still spamming the chat.
00:16:56.820 Top chat.
00:16:57.400 So let's just put the chat in slow mode.
00:17:00.340 Come on.
00:17:00.480 Do your job. 0.99
00:17:01.220 I don't know how to put it in fucking slow mode. 0.97
00:17:02.960 I'm putting the banners up. 0.98
00:17:04.580 All right.
00:17:04.840 Put my banner up.
00:17:05.500 Let me try and find out.
00:17:06.360 Can someone tell me how to put this in slow mode?
00:17:07.780 I don't know how to use this.
00:17:09.140 All right.
00:17:09.380 So follow me on Instagram and follow Tristan on Instagram.
00:17:11.720 I just swapped up the banner like that one time quick.
00:17:13.760 I'm not like my brother.
00:17:14.480 I don't fail when I'm asked to do something.
00:17:16.140 It's just like pow.
00:17:16.840 Neither of us have ever heard of slow mode until just now.
00:17:19.720 I know what slow mode is, G.
00:17:21.260 Slow mode is when like a chick catches you cheating and you know you're cold busted. 0.94
00:17:27.800 And you know that every message you send her, she's sending to the other girl.
00:17:31.100 And they're like, they got a little group chat going on now.
00:17:33.360 And they're going back and forth.
00:17:34.400 And all you can do is slow down.
00:17:35.940 This is some professional game for the G's.
00:17:38.760 When you know you're busted, right?
00:17:40.520 Emotions are high.
00:17:41.900 But you got to slow it down.
00:17:42.960 You got to long it out.
00:17:43.840 Because if it takes a long time, wait, this is only me talking about.
00:17:47.100 Pay attention.
00:17:48.280 Let's get rid of your banner because you're in the way of my genius. 0.99
00:17:51.960 All right.
00:17:52.120 I'm going to work out slow mode because you're just making stuff up.
00:17:55.080 No, this is true.
00:17:56.060 You got to long it out.
00:17:57.000 So when a girl busts you and she's like, ah, you're dead. 1.00
00:18:00.280 You're fucking. 1.00
00:18:00.740 I know you're dead. 1.00
00:18:01.300 I'll kill myself. 1.00
00:18:02.060 All the stupid shit they say. 1.00
00:18:03.480 You cheated. 1.00
00:18:05.020 You got to slow down the game.
00:18:07.040 You got to give her time to process her emotions.
00:18:09.760 So you got to start replying slowly.
00:18:12.260 10 minute replies or I'm driving.
00:18:13.980 Be right back.
00:18:14.840 You're busted anyway.
00:18:15.800 She ain't going to find out anything new.
00:18:17.060 But by slowing down the game, it gives her a chance to like get over a little bit.
00:18:21.380 That's what slow mode is.
00:18:23.380 You tell me you've never done this.
00:18:24.240 When you get busted and you're like, all right, she has to wait 25 minutes for a report.
00:18:27.220 Sorry.
00:18:27.620 I'm the king of getting busted.
00:18:29.160 Yeah, exactly.
00:18:29.680 So that's what slow mode is.
00:18:32.080 That's how I play slow. 1.00
00:18:33.180 Oh shit. 0.99
00:18:33.700 I'm flexing on flex cam. 1.00
00:18:35.480 My Cartier diamond watch is in it.
00:18:37.060 No, flex cam is for me, bro.
00:18:38.080 It's not for you.
00:18:38.600 Yeah.
00:18:38.700 But why have you set up this way?
00:18:39.680 Then you can see my wrist when I'm smoking.
00:18:41.000 You think as producer next episode, you will not even. 1.00
00:18:43.500 I will make sure you don't fucking show your face on this. 0.99
00:18:45.960 If you cut me out ever again, I will. 1.00
00:18:47.980 I don't care.
00:18:48.460 I'll go to sleep.
00:18:49.400 You will never show your face on this podcast ever.
00:18:51.960 I'm guys.
00:18:52.740 I'm actually going to quit this podcast ever.
00:18:54.720 Enjoy the only episode that I'm ever on ever.
00:18:58.000 I'm the producer.
00:18:59.860 I am the top G.
00:19:02.820 Okay.
00:19:03.180 I've got a guy working on slow mode.
00:19:04.780 My behind the scenes guy is working it all out.
00:19:07.500 Now, is that the guy whose name or not?
00:19:09.340 I'd say.
00:19:10.280 Oh, yeah.
00:19:10.660 You can't say his name.
00:19:11.920 James.
00:19:12.240 Yeah.
00:19:13.240 You can't say James's name.
00:19:15.380 Yeah.
00:19:15.580 He's like, oh, you guys have controversial content and it might affect my other work. 0.99
00:19:22.360 Fucking amateur. 0.99
00:19:26.000 Schmontroversal. 1.00
00:19:26.500 Fix it, James.
00:19:27.900 Right.
00:19:28.460 Slow mode.
00:19:29.180 Slow mode.
00:19:29.540 So while he works on slow mode, I've told the G's about my slow mode team.
00:19:33.300 Now we're going to talk about we're going to get out the way.
00:19:36.180 We're going to talk about quickly how people are winning Hustlers University, because the reason
00:19:39.520 we're doing this is because I get so many messages.
00:19:41.460 I get about 300 DMs on Instagram per hour.
00:19:44.920 If I ever don't reply to you on Insta, I can't possibly reply.
00:19:48.640 I have to scroll through. 0.99
00:19:50.020 I look for the pussy. 1.00
00:19:51.340 I snatch the pussy out. 1.00
00:19:52.680 Bam, bam, bam, bam. 1.00
00:19:53.600 Put them in primary.
00:19:55.160 Maybe some dude owes me some money.
00:19:56.660 Put him in general. 1.00
00:19:57.460 Send him a death threat. 1.00
00:19:58.300 Bang, bang. 0.99
00:19:59.000 And then it's just delete.
00:19:59.960 Mass delete.
00:20:00.540 Because it's crazy.
00:20:01.200 Can you stop saying on our new podcast that you send people death threats?
00:20:04.740 This is like, aren't we supposed to be nice and clean?
00:20:07.000 Achieve.
00:20:08.240 Achieve.
00:20:10.040 Woo.
00:20:11.420 So then everyone's asking questions.
00:20:14.620 Hey, bro.
00:20:15.660 I got a question about Hustlers University.
00:20:17.880 What do you want?
00:20:18.420 What's the question?
00:20:19.380 I'm a multimillionaire teacher how to make money.
00:20:21.100 What's the question you can possibly have?
00:20:23.680 Like, I was just wondering if.
00:20:25.600 Wondering if what? 0.98
00:20:26.520 Just shut up and join. 0.99
00:20:27.600 Stop being a... 0.99
00:20:28.100 If you're scared of investing $49 in yourself to learn from a multimillionaire how to make money,
00:20:32.360 you're destined to fail at life.
00:20:34.300 I don't need to talk to you.
00:20:35.760 But because we get so many questions, I have decided in my infinite genius to set up a hotline.
00:20:43.040 There's a hotline now.
00:20:44.620 So whenever I talk about Hustlers University or War Room, if you have specific questions,
00:20:49.080 this is only for people who have questions about the networks, the Hustlers University and the War Room.
00:20:53.200 If you have questions about joining them or you have questions and you want to be involved,
00:20:56.360 then there's a hotline that you can, wait, official producing things.
00:21:03.040 There's a hotline on Telegram.
00:21:05.800 Pow.
00:21:07.020 At EM live chat.
00:21:08.600 Emergency meeting live chat on Telegram.
00:21:10.500 You can message them questions about War Room or Hustlers University and they can get you all signed up head to toe.
00:21:15.900 You can start making some money.
00:21:17.000 You don't have to DM me anymore.
00:21:18.900 I pray for the day. 1.00
00:21:20.220 I log into my Insta and it's just the pussy. 1.00
00:21:22.240 Just the girls. 1.00
00:21:23.420 I don't need some fucking geek. 1.00
00:21:25.200 Hey, bro, I'm a geek. 1.00
00:21:26.920 And then I'm a geek and I was wondering.
00:21:28.840 All right.
00:21:29.420 60 seconds on that done.
00:21:30.960 Message this on Telegram live whenever we're on an emergency meeting and they'll answer all your questions about the network.
00:21:35.700 So we don't have to clog up our show with a bunch of questions in the comments about what's Hustlers University.
00:21:41.740 Yeah, just message.
00:21:43.300 Exactly.
00:21:44.120 Hustlers University is where you need to be.
00:21:45.420 We're about to explain how everyone's winning.
00:21:46.680 But first, because I'm the producer, I'm a play an advert.
00:21:49.560 We're about to show you everything you need to know about joining the Hustlers University program.
00:22:15.900 And the reason I actually do this, all joking aside, is I'm extremely proud of what I've built, what we've built.
00:22:23.580 Tristan, you and I are going to basically conquer Earth.
00:22:26.600 Yeah.
00:22:27.160 For nobody who starts where we are from ends up where we are.
00:22:30.620 And everyone pretends that they did.
00:22:32.500 They have no supercars.
00:22:33.480 They're not balling.
00:22:34.380 They weren't broke.
00:22:35.180 They were living in a house where there was like, you know, food and they had a house.
00:22:38.720 You had food.
00:22:39.620 We had no food.
00:22:40.320 You lived in a house.
00:22:41.380 You lived in a house.
00:22:42.360 We lived in a homeless shelter.
00:22:44.080 No.
00:22:44.300 And me and you are basically going to conquer the planet.
00:22:46.460 Yeah, basically.
00:22:47.080 Our current trajectory, it's impossible for us not to become billionaires.
00:22:51.600 Yeah, basically.
00:22:52.240 Yeah.
00:22:52.600 B.
00:22:52.920 It's exponential.
00:22:53.660 B.
00:22:54.100 B.
00:22:54.820 B.
00:22:55.920 And all we do is spend money.
00:22:57.240 All we do is live the life.
00:22:58.220 All we do.
00:22:59.080 So I'm actually very, very proud of what we've built.
00:23:01.140 And I'm proud of all the people we help make money.
00:23:03.000 And I do that because people who resonate with my mindset, people who agree with me on
00:23:06.960 the things I say, I want them to be rich.
00:23:09.320 I'm not a philanthropist.
00:23:10.300 I want the people who agree with me to be rich. 0.67
00:23:11.880 I want all the people who hate me and go, he's a misogynist to sit there broke.
00:23:16.520 And I want all the people who go takes a G to be flexing. 0.99
00:23:19.920 And when someone goes, hey, how'd you get that Lambo? 0.99
00:23:22.100 And you're like, listen, I'm in HU.
00:23:24.740 That's Hustles University. 0.95
00:23:25.380 When that dork goes up and goes, hey, bro, what's your job? 0.92
00:23:27.700 To those nice cars, people want to say job, job, Hustles University. 0.99
00:23:31.080 I don't need to work.
00:23:33.000 So we're going to talk about Hustles University a little bit now.
00:23:35.240 So let me decide.
00:23:35.840 Didn't we just cover Hustles University? 0.76
00:23:37.180 No, because we're going to talk about the wins.
00:23:38.340 I thought the point was to put this up so we didn't have to talk about it on our podcast.
00:23:43.180 No, bro.
00:23:43.640 We're talking about the wins.
00:23:44.440 Okay.
00:23:44.740 All right.
00:23:45.220 Make it quick.
00:23:46.560 Chat's in slow mode, I think, by the way.
00:23:48.020 All right.
00:23:48.440 So pal, wait, as producer, I have many choices on how I'm going to do this because I am the
00:23:55.640 producer.
00:23:56.020 I need to decide exactly how I want to do this.
00:24:01.120 Right.
00:24:02.060 Here's what we're going to do.
00:24:04.360 This guy, we're going to put on the screen.
00:24:26.020 No one heard when that.
00:24:45.780 They must have heard me.
00:24:46.660 Everyone say no sound.
00:24:47.620 When you put that screen up, apparently it cut the sound.
00:24:49.480 When the image was on screen, there was no sound.
00:24:51.360 This is my job.
00:24:52.940 I'm the guy who tells you what's happening.
00:24:56.600 So wait, when that image was on screen, no one heard me talking?
00:24:58.940 No.
00:25:00.280 All right, then.
00:25:01.520 As producer, I've got a new idea.
00:25:03.660 Okay.
00:25:04.280 Because they can hear us now.
00:25:06.140 As producer, I'll do this.
00:25:07.900 But it just makes the screenshots kind of small.
00:25:10.980 Okay.
00:25:11.660 But it's fine because it proves I ain't lying.
00:25:13.680 Can you hear us now?
00:25:15.820 Can you hear us now?
00:25:18.040 They can hear us.
00:25:18.840 No sound with the image.
00:25:19.360 Okay, good.
00:25:21.060 This guy made 39 ETH since he joined HU.
00:25:23.880 39 ETH.
00:25:24.920 39 ETH.
00:25:25.660 And we already done the math.
00:25:26.900 Bunch of money.
00:25:27.760 39 ETH since he joined HU in October.
00:25:29.860 That's that.
00:25:31.000 This guy.
00:25:33.140 I'm going to put the full screen up quick.
00:25:35.220 And I'm going to talk afterwards.
00:25:39.560 Boom. 0.97
00:25:40.560 He's a lazy.
00:25:41.780 Because you get two kinds of people in HU.
00:25:43.040 You get people who join and want to learn how to do their own stuff.
00:25:45.220 Like the guy who made 39 ETH.
00:25:46.540 And you get people who just want to copy.
00:25:47.960 He's copy trading.
00:25:48.960 Good for him.
00:25:49.780 This guy just copies the signals.
00:25:51.400 We just tell him what to do.
00:25:52.200 He just copies and pastes.
00:25:53.460 And he made.
00:25:54.280 Let me put it back on screen.
00:25:55.240 I don't know if the sound's going to work.
00:25:56.280 But I'll put it back on screen.
00:26:00.760 Boom.
00:26:01.720 519%.
00:26:02.360 Yeah.
00:26:02.820 And that's yesterday. 0.96
00:26:04.380 HU is crazy.
00:26:05.720 Everyone's making money in there. 0.98
00:26:06.940 Everyone's making money in there.
00:26:08.040 All you have to do is join.
00:26:09.580 And it's a very, very systemized process.
00:26:12.400 When you join.
00:26:13.360 You have to go through XYZ.
00:26:14.800 Pass XYZ tests.
00:26:16.120 There's full support inside.
00:26:17.000 Etc.
00:26:17.220 Etc.
00:26:17.440 But money's being made.
00:26:18.340 If you have any more questions.
00:26:19.880 You can message the banner.
00:26:21.580 Because now I know that you can't hear me.
00:26:23.060 I don't know what I'm doing.
00:26:23.860 I admit it, Tristan.
00:26:24.640 You're right.
00:26:25.180 All right.
00:26:25.460 You admit it.
00:26:26.000 I admit it.
00:26:26.240 Finally, you admit it.
00:26:27.160 So if you have questions about HU.
00:26:28.460 Go to EM live chat.
00:26:30.080 And message him.
00:26:30.760 And yeah.
00:26:31.200 Because truthfully.
00:26:32.440 If you're not going to invest $49 in yourself. 1.00
00:26:34.660 Fucking amateurs. 1.00
00:26:35.900 You're a fucking amateur. 1.00
00:26:36.740 So. 1.00
00:26:37.420 Slow mode is on.
00:26:38.700 That's good.
00:26:39.740 Everyone's saying why can't they super chat.
00:26:41.100 I think we're demonetized.
00:26:42.820 Luckily.
00:26:43.340 If you type a good question.
00:26:44.700 I'll answer you.
00:26:45.580 Wait.
00:26:45.780 Wait.
00:26:45.920 Wait.
00:26:46.100 Why can't they super chat?
00:26:47.360 No one can super chat.
00:26:48.900 Apparently.
00:26:50.100 Nice.
00:26:51.400 We're demonetized.
00:26:52.380 We're not allowed to make money on YouTube.
00:26:53.620 Maybe I didn't play the intro enough.
00:26:54.620 Well, lucky.
00:26:55.320 Luckily.
00:26:56.180 Maybe I didn't play the intro enough.
00:26:56.940 Don't.
00:26:57.220 Don't do it again.
00:26:58.960 Actually, don't.
00:26:59.680 Okay.
00:26:59.860 I actually won't.
00:27:00.460 No.
00:27:01.180 No.
00:27:01.500 I promise.
00:27:01.840 I actually won't.
00:27:02.520 All right.
00:27:02.920 Because if you keep doing the joke over and over again.
00:27:04.280 It's just not even funny.
00:27:05.620 So I'm not going to play the intro again.
00:27:08.460 So anyway.
00:27:09.080 I don't know why we're demonetized.
00:27:10.340 We have to work out why we're demonetized.
00:27:11.520 We have to fix that.
00:27:13.380 Because.
00:27:14.180 We don't deserve that, do we?
00:27:15.480 YouTube member rich enough.
00:27:16.520 Thank you.
00:27:30.460 No super chat.
00:27:47.680 It doesn't matter.
00:27:48.280 I mean, don't worry about my mother not getting any Christmas presents this year.
00:27:51.300 Yeah.
00:27:51.480 I mean, we're going to go broke.
00:27:52.640 This was actually our last ditch attempt to get gas money for the baguette.
00:27:56.060 Our last hope.
00:27:56.800 Now we're going to be broke.
00:27:58.060 Wait, you said baguette.
00:27:58.980 We have to show the baguette.
00:27:59.760 Okay.
00:28:00.660 How do I show the baguette?
00:28:01.500 I don't know.
00:28:02.120 I'm not prepared a picture of the baguette.
00:28:03.580 You're the producer.
00:28:05.400 I'm not prepared.
00:28:06.180 You're supposed to.
00:28:06.860 Now you're.
00:28:07.400 I can't even see myself on your screen now.
00:28:10.300 We have to show.
00:28:11.140 Can you press your haram button, please?
00:28:13.580 Haram.
00:28:14.340 Why?
00:28:15.220 Don't know.
00:28:15.940 Okay.
00:28:16.340 Haram.
00:28:17.040 Where's the baguette?
00:28:17.760 Here's the baguette.
00:28:18.760 Pow.
00:28:19.400 So I'm going to do is unclick this.
00:28:20.640 I'm going to take this.
00:28:21.620 It's not even a good picture.
00:28:22.880 Oh, smitcher.
00:28:24.960 Smitcher is not a thing.
00:28:26.020 It is a bit of a thing.
00:28:27.600 All right.
00:28:28.000 What if I do this?
00:28:29.200 What if I go?
00:28:32.080 I know what to do.
00:28:33.420 I know what to do.
00:28:34.700 Ah, for God's sake.
00:28:36.080 No, I know what to do.
00:28:37.140 I actually know what to do.
00:28:38.660 I'm going to do this.
00:28:39.100 This is tedious.
00:28:40.100 I'm going to do this.
00:28:40.780 I'm going to do this.
00:28:41.880 And I'm going to do this.
00:28:43.020 And then I'm going to do this.
00:28:45.160 And then I'm going to do this.
00:28:47.240 And then I'm going to go.
00:28:49.420 Do this.
00:28:50.760 And I'm going to do this.
00:28:52.380 And I'm going to do this.
00:28:57.280 See?
00:28:57.820 You see the genius?
00:28:59.500 You're not logged in.
00:29:00.620 Okay.
00:29:01.020 I don't need to be logged in.
00:29:04.380 I do this.
00:29:06.300 Okay.
00:29:07.140 And then...
00:29:07.820 What is this, amateur night?
00:29:09.460 Yes.
00:29:10.460 Then, look.
00:29:11.640 Click the one on the right.
00:29:12.440 It's better.
00:29:13.560 Then I do this.
00:29:14.400 I can't click it because I'm all logged in.
00:29:15.520 Okay, well, you can see the Begay. 0.99
00:29:16.640 People can see it.
00:29:17.360 Then they can see.
00:29:18.400 Okay.
00:29:20.800 All right, we have 3,500 people.
00:29:22.920 We don't know how to work our thing.
00:29:25.200 Can you imagine I showed them the Begay? 1.00
00:29:27.940 When will Bitcoin be trying to...
00:29:29.040 I'm not reading out any questions unless they're good.
00:29:31.200 No, no.
00:29:31.620 If you have serious questions about crypto,
00:29:33.120 then you need to be messaging EM live
00:29:34.540 and you need to be joining us.
00:29:35.400 Yeah, don't message us about this.
00:29:36.520 Yeah.
00:29:37.440 Now we showed up the Begay. 1.00
00:29:38.380 Should we move on to G of the Week?
00:29:39.760 Let's move on to G of the Week.
00:29:41.540 A lot of the questions that are coming up here,
00:29:43.020 here are the kind of questions I'm not going to read.
00:29:44.700 So on episode one, you guys are asking me things like,
00:29:47.160 oh, how much can you bench?
00:29:48.040 We don't bench. 1.00
00:29:48.740 We whoop ass. 0.99
00:29:49.760 We'll come here and lace up. 1.00
00:29:51.440 Let's go.
00:29:52.120 It's true.
00:29:52.600 I don't believe in numbers. 1.00
00:29:53.560 I believe in I'll punch you in the face. 0.99
00:29:55.040 Yeah, same, same. 0.99
00:29:55.860 I don't believe in that.
00:29:56.620 Like, there's a whole bunch of guys
00:29:57.620 who can lift weights who can't fight.
00:29:58.940 Yeah.
00:29:59.100 And I feel like lifting weights is kind of a bit like a cop-out.
00:30:04.820 I mean, you got to do both.
00:30:06.100 You got to do both.
00:30:07.080 So we're about to do the Certified G segment
00:30:08.740 to see who the Certified G of the Week is.
00:30:10.340 Certified G of the Week.
00:30:11.120 Well-deserved.
00:30:12.100 Certified G of the Week.
00:30:12.720 I came from the cult.
00:30:14.340 Used to rest on the floor.
00:30:15.360 I stitched up my wounds.
00:30:16.380 Was born a soldier, flipping a struggle.
00:30:18.300 I'm taking it worldwide.
00:30:20.440 I came from the cult.
00:30:21.560 Used to rest on the floor.
00:30:22.620 I stitched up my wounds.
00:30:23.540 Was born a soldier.
00:30:24.460 Flipping a struggle.
00:30:25.360 I'm taking it worldwide.
00:30:27.480 I came from the cult.
00:30:28.580 Used to rest on the floor.
00:30:29.660 I stitched up my wounds.
00:30:30.600 Was born a soldier.
00:30:31.560 Flipping a struggle.
00:30:32.420 I'm taking it worldwide.
00:30:33.420 I came from the cult.
00:30:35.680 Used to rest on the floor.
00:30:37.080 Right.
00:30:37.560 You played that three times.
00:30:38.580 yeah because because that's that's not i saw you trying to not play it what do you mean
00:30:45.500 what do you mean what do i mean i saw it listen i know what i'm doing okay i'm the producer i know
00:30:52.980 what i'm doing so we're gonna do the certified g of the week so the certified g this week is
00:30:57.260 who's at the door who's at the door
00:31:02.600 coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee did you order coffee
00:31:08.620 coffee
00:31:18.380 just a cup of coffee before g of the week perfect timing gonna go some booze 0.57
00:31:24.080 i'll get some booze i'll get some booze booze every podcast
00:31:28.860 teach the world a lesson wait i don't have to do that myself i have a button for that
00:31:34.220 nice right well played producer thank you very much you know what with all these haters in the
00:31:40.700 chat talking about amateur i'm now a full supporter of you being the producer because of all your
00:31:45.680 mistakes i do shirtless podcasts i'm a bad boy i do what i want why do you why don't you have a
00:31:50.440 it's hot it is hot what didn't you set this thing up why is it so hot in here cameras lights what is 0.84
00:31:56.580 this why am i wearing a suit that's the plan put your robe on this looks like a gay podcast now 0.81
00:32:03.000 seriously okay it is versace right so um g of the week g the week so the g this week is the kraken ceo
00:32:10.080 i've decided that the ceo of kraken is a g because he lives in like san fran san fran and he's a tech
00:32:17.220 guy and i expected him to be like full liberal blah blah blah turbo nerd it turns out when you read
00:32:23.900 his twitter he's based based super based so we're gonna put one of his tweets up but i can't put it
00:32:30.060 on screen because when the image is on screen no one can hear me for some reason read it out loud
00:32:33.280 read it out loud so he's talking about the the thing that's going on in canada which we're not
00:32:38.400 going to cover not going to cover because i don't want to get political on this podcast i'll just get
00:32:41.180 banned i love trudeau yeah me too yeah he's a great guy yeah anyway so whatever's going on in canada
00:32:45.640 and he's saying that look if the government come and tell me to freeze your wallet i'll do it so get your
00:32:51.000 bitcoin out of my wallet your keys your coins so he's literally damaging his own business and saying
00:32:55.460 don't keep your crypto on my exchange because i believe in freedom more than i believe in my own
00:33:00.880 company i respect that here i'm going to put his tweet up now for you
00:33:03.740 there i like that that was pretty g he is willing to have people take millions hundreds of millions
00:33:15.220 off of his exchange lowering his market share his share price everything
00:33:19.240 just for the sake of not letting the government steal someone's money i think that's pretty cool
00:33:23.380 that's pretty that's pretty cool and if you read it he's all about how if you don't have freedom
00:33:27.340 to transact you don't have freedom to do anything else and when they freeze your bank account they're
00:33:30.600 effectively freezing your speech because you can't talk without money you can't go anywhere
00:33:33.580 without money you can't live without money and he's saying that you don't live in a free society
00:33:36.440 these democracies are all false and oh that's what he's saying we're not saying that on this podcast
00:33:42.040 i would never say that yeah right yeah right but if you uh if you agree with the kraken ceo perhaps
00:33:48.260 you might belong in the war room i but that's not my personal view but that's of course but he is a
00:33:53.160 certified g he is a certified so i'm gonna put it up one more time i want you guys to follow this man
00:33:57.260 on because everyone's saying oh i couldn't read it learn to speed read speed read nerd i'll put it back
00:34:12.040 so he's a bad boy so his his uh twitter it's on there i'll put up one more time you need to follow
00:34:23.440 him on twitter i'll read it out for you all one more time
00:34:42.040 at j-e-s-p-o-w follow him everything he says is based and i'm very impressed that someone living
00:34:49.000 in san francisco's base i don't know why once you become based you would stay in san francisco
00:34:54.020 i don't know how that happens i don't know but maybe he's just a soldier he's a soldier for the
00:34:59.700 good fight and he doesn't want to abandon ship yet like we ran away to a base place but um and and
00:35:05.000 and where we live is pretty based it's pretty based where we live out here in fact i think it was
00:35:10.120 was it yesterday i don't think i have the video doesn't matter well we don't talk politics on
00:35:16.600 this anyway yeah it's true but yeah he's he's the g of the week so what we're going to be doing is
00:35:20.380 i'm also going to be choosing a hustler from hu every single week or every single episode hustler
00:35:25.220 of the week hustler of the week that's right hustler of the week certified g of the week and that's
00:35:29.920 going to be a constant with every single episode that you watch yeah so we're going to be doing that
00:35:33.840 we're going to be talking about jack murphy no we're not we are no that wasn't even the plan on this
00:35:38.420 one why would why would we mention him he's a masculinity coach i i i don't know anything
00:35:45.220 about jack i met jack murphy once do you know that i actually had nothing against jack i met him once
00:35:50.300 and i i managed to we had no uber and we were on our way back to the hotel because we were in a big
00:35:56.540 group of people me him cernovich a bunch of people from from cpac and i managed to convince two black
00:36:01.560 dudes to give us a ride to the hotel with that and they weren't our uber and that was the that's the
00:36:07.280 jack murphy story no he's a nice guy nothing against him but then he then he went pro
00:36:11.160 smacks sack smack scene oh smack susmation smack susmation and i was like yeah because we said
00:36:16.460 we're not going to mention the smack susmation yeah and and you know what like i'm unforgiving i'm not
00:36:20.140 going to lie the oh we are unforgiving as a as a pair i will cut you out if you look at me wrong forever
00:36:25.760 you can't be you can't be promoting that kind of global tyranny and then and then whatever happened
00:36:29.820 happened that it's kind of just like i feel like i just need to say jack murphy jack murphy 0.99
00:36:34.960 do we need a button jack murphy jack murphy jack murphy fucking amateur 0.99
00:36:41.660 we need a jack murphy button jack murphy button james make it stop saying his name oh sorry 0.97
00:36:50.100 producer is he even the producer he's not he's not even in this country right now he's just trying
00:36:54.360 to wing it from wherever he is all right so we've talked about cheetah week we've talked about how
00:36:59.500 hu is gonna make you a bunch of money unless you're an amateur we've talked about your mate jack
00:37:02.800 murphy now we have to talk about news stories now we call him mac jerfie mac jerfie all right
00:37:10.420 mac jerfie all right so what's in the news all right what's in the news got some news for you 0.96
00:37:14.500 what do we got oh do we need dork of the week dork of the week dork of the no because bullying 0.93
00:37:21.680 we'll get taken down man because we'll go hard we will go hard we would go hard yeah i once lectured 0.94
00:37:27.620 my mother over dinner when she said the moon landings weren't real in front of like 10 people
00:37:32.800 i do not accept yeah ignora my around me one thing that cool that did happen this week is if
00:37:39.540 anyone when i was talking earlier about how i'm proud of what i've built i actually am because what
00:37:44.760 happened was the story is very very short i started with absolutely nothing became extremely
00:37:49.560 rich by myself through absolute tenacity that's the one thing i have that nobody else has i have
00:37:54.420 unmatched perspicacity and indefatigability and i'm tenacious and i'm compendious i'm all of those
00:38:00.300 things and what happened is i went into space time i walked out into the universe and i attacked
00:38:07.960 space i saw him do this i grabbed it by myself and i i twisted it and put it in an arm lock and told
00:38:15.300 space time you better make me tall strong rich sexy funny interesting you better do give me all of it
00:38:22.980 i refuse to be anything else because you know why no no now i'm getting mad i'm getting mad all right 0.97
00:38:26.780 let's go because you know why unleash all these other people on fucking twitter and youtube and 0.98
00:38:32.260 they're like teachers teaching shit blah blah preach i have we have it all why are you gonna learn from 0.98
00:38:37.820 the fitness guy if he's a fitness guy who ain't rich a bunch of people here are asking by the way and 0.98
00:38:42.140 the answer is no is andrew on testosterone steroids i'm on loads of testosterone you know what boosts
00:38:46.900 testosterone my 15% smoking smoking it really does i don't need injections we don't take steroids ever
00:38:53.780 i put my blood test on twitter and i'll do another blood test here live and put it on live we do not 0.94
00:38:58.040 take drugs stop asking stupid questions never taking testosterone i don't take creatine protein 0.99
00:39:02.640 shake none of that crap you know what i do i smoke cigars i drink booze i have threesomes and i hit the 1.00
00:39:08.240 gym and i lift the weights like a g that's it that's it there's no secret hard work that's all it is 0.91
00:39:14.300 but my point is the reason we are so qualified to teach is because we're all encompassing individuals and
00:39:20.160 when you're all encompassing what you can do is you can identify and teach the advantages of
00:39:25.720 correlation between different asset groups so if you have a guy who's like in really good shape but
00:39:30.700 he's broke right he can teach you how to get in shape that's fine cool that's good but if you have
00:39:34.780 a guy in really good shape like me who's also rich i can teach you the correlation between the two i can
00:39:40.280 teach you how money will affect your fitness i can teach you how girls will affect your mindset i can
00:39:46.000 teach you all the different things and then what i can do is i can teach you how to springboard from one to
00:39:49.700 the other we made our first money webcam we made our first money millions of dollars the money
00:39:55.560 from having girls yeah so we springboarded we we excelled in one area and springboard and used
00:40:01.940 another area so if you come to me and you're in good shape and you have nothing else i'll tell you
00:40:04.840 how to use your good shape to get rich how to use your good shape to affect your mindset all these
00:40:09.580 different things you ever heard the saying first you get the money then you get the power then you get
00:40:13.480 the woman that's wrong we are kickboxers who started a webcam studio and got rich first we got 1.00
00:40:17.820 the power then we got the women and then we got the money so again on the flip side if there's a fat 1.00
00:40:23.740 nerd who has billions of dollars trying to teach you how to get rich he can teach you how to make
00:40:27.700 money maybe but he can't teach you how to be rich as a g how to enjoy the world as a multi-millionaire
00:40:33.940 when you're tall strong dangerous smart sharp all the above so why would you learn from that dude
00:40:39.880 that's right because i got enough money that's right so you gotta learn from us i can't remember my
00:40:44.440 original point was making give me a woo woo woo oh yeah i was talking about why i'm proud of what
00:40:49.580 i built so once i conquered earth and realized i'm the greatest human on the planet i thought i need
00:40:53.220 to find all the other g's out there and i realized that if you're an actual badass and you're living
00:40:57.040 life you're not going to interact with cool people on the day-to-day because you're too rare ever ever
00:41:01.460 so i joined all these private network groups and they were all full of dorks they may have been rich
00:41:06.080 geeks but they were geeks they looked like geeks they everything about them was a geek they spoke like 0.93
00:41:11.760 geeks maybe my wife will let me out one day like you're a ceo what you're worried about your wife 1.00
00:41:16.940 your wife your wife won't let you buy a lambo you're pushing a toyota and you've got 10m 0.65
00:41:21.880 one you're still a bit poor i get it but buy the lambo weak so i started the war room to basically
00:41:29.380 put the feelers out there and attract a conglomerate of superheroes it's kind of like avengers and now
00:41:35.300 what's happening is and i'm saying this all the people watching if you're ever in a high-end club or a
00:41:40.440 high-end establishment you might very much like the bat signal see a war room logo projected so this
00:41:46.500 was in yeah there's the logo behind us you can see the logo there and this was in las vegas last
00:41:51.460 night but 12 000 miles away from us
00:41:53.280 so that's what's going to happen now we have over 1300 members in 72 countries so if you're ever
00:42:05.440 standing somewhere and you see that logo projected you know there are bad boys in the building you're
00:42:10.200 like oh there's war room members here yeah we're conquering earth now so anyone who's not inside
00:42:15.140 you know what's kind of the way the world works the world is very very much player versus player
00:42:19.200 there's only so much money there's only so many women there's only so much happiness 1.00
00:42:22.420 right no more take it i have to take it i am super super happy that's why you're all sad i took
00:42:27.260 your happiness from you i have all of it yeah i took it it's right here space time gave it to us
00:42:32.080 when we threatened space time yeah space time gave me your happiness that's why you're sad
00:42:35.820 and as the war room conquers unfortunately as members enrich themselves the only way that can
00:42:42.120 happen is if non-members pay the price you're either inside or outside very much like what
00:42:46.540 happens with governments and organizations all these things as they enrich themselves everyone
00:42:50.020 else must suffer for every bottle of champagne i buy there's got to be some french man barefoot 1.00
00:42:54.960 stepping on grapes i don't want to step on grapes i'm busy i need the fireworks true
00:43:00.760 so i've got war room updates i've got screenshots i can show you from inside the war room but you
00:43:06.020 know what no i don't think i don't think that's even the point of the podcast no it's not so i
00:43:11.800 just want to let people know out there that if they ever see the war room signal you need to be scared
00:43:15.040 it's like batman's in the building because members were getting we're getting bigger we're conquering
00:43:18.680 all the high-end establishments that i don't know if they saw what happened in dubai the king of
00:43:22.420 dubai and ronaldo was in the same swimming pool as us yeah ronaldo that football we booked the
00:43:26.680 whole location out and the next day they were there so they rented the same place out but we
00:43:31.340 had it first the king of dubai was trying to flex on ronaldo in the same place the war room was having
00:43:35.360 at summit there are only so many high-end places in the world there are only so no matter how rich
00:43:39.620 someone is uh jeff bezos could not buy a faster car than me he can't we are at the top level he can't
00:43:47.640 go to better places than me it's true there's nowhere else to go yeah so we just finished dubai
00:43:52.780 and our next war room summit is actually going to be in colombia colombia
00:43:58.040 mmm
00:43:59.380 whoo
00:44:00.040 you
00:44:22.780 you
00:44:32.040 you
00:44:34.040 you
00:44:36.040 you
00:44:38.040 you
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00:44:42.040 you
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00:45:05.300 you
00:45:07.300 you
00:45:09.300 you
00:45:30.560 so now on to the most important subject the most important subject firstly i want you to
00:45:35.280 explain why we call this podcast emergency emergency meetings are the
00:45:39.120 foundation of our entire lives they're the foundation of our organizational
00:45:43.260 structural capability to conquer the world so the way we work is in our house
00:45:50.320 if you watch take confidential by the way but take confidential banner we have one oh
00:45:54.380 hit me on the spotlight do we what you're the producer give me time well we have another
00:45:58.960 youtube channel called take confidential take confidential is where you get to see our lives
00:46:03.120 here you get to interact with us hear us talk it's live but take confidential is where
00:46:08.260 you get to see like an inner workings of what we actually do day to day so
00:46:12.260 yeah i found one all right i found quick bust it up quick quickly quick
00:46:17.220 yeah
00:46:23.060 yeah
00:46:27.180 yeah
00:46:35.840 yeah
00:46:36.560 yeah
00:46:38.540 yeah
00:46:40.280 yeah
00:46:44.000 yeah
00:46:44.220 We'll be right back.
00:47:14.220 We'll be right back.
00:47:44.220 We'll whip out an iPhone and start recording when we're doing super cool things.
00:47:47.940 Like we'll be buying a $400,000 car, whip out an iPhone, record for like eight seconds
00:47:52.200 and edit in with footage of us drinking and screaming woo.
00:47:55.340 So, you know, when most people buy like a car, they buy Rolls Royce and they'll do an episode
00:47:59.380 on it and do close-ups of the car and them in the showroom and talking about the features
00:48:06.140 and we're just like, yeah, okay, put on the debit card.
00:48:08.380 What has heated seats?
00:48:09.620 Who cares?
00:48:10.140 Get over it.
00:48:10.720 No one really cares.
00:48:11.660 Like we could be so geeky about Take Confidential and make it big, but we're just like minor.
00:48:16.220 Yeah, I know.
00:48:17.020 Who cares?
00:48:17.600 Yeah.
00:48:18.200 So that's Take On It.
00:48:19.000 That's what emergency meetings are about.
00:48:19.960 Emergency meetings are the fundamentals of our life.
00:48:21.460 So I understand what that means.
00:48:22.480 You have to watch Take Confidential.
00:48:23.240 And the topic of today's actual emergency meeting.
00:48:26.160 Yeah, because this is, guys, this is a real emergency meeting.
00:48:28.060 This is real.
00:48:28.440 It's a real emergency meeting.
00:48:29.560 Now that we've covered the format of the show, what you can expect to see for the podcast,
00:48:33.020 we need to talk about, Andrew, how we are going to free Joe Exotic the Tiger King.
00:48:38.520 Yes, we do.
00:48:40.960 We need him on the show. 1.00
00:48:42.560 And we can't have him on the show from fucking jail. 0.99
00:48:45.900 Did you know that he wants a divorce? 1.00
00:48:47.540 He wants a divorce.
00:48:48.340 Yeah, did you know that?
00:48:48.940 I did not know that.
00:48:50.040 All right.
00:48:50.320 So first things first, while my Instagram is not on the screen, let me log in.
00:48:55.140 Okay.
00:48:55.620 It's not on the screen, right?
00:48:56.520 Because I don't want him to see.
00:48:57.000 No, it's not on the screen.
00:48:57.780 I don't see my password.
00:48:58.740 It's not on the screen.
00:48:59.660 Because then they'll get my hose.
00:49:01.060 They won't.
00:49:01.800 They will.
00:49:02.340 They got my password.
00:49:03.140 No, what they'll do is they'll snitch on you.
00:49:05.300 They'll see the hose and they'll say, Andrew doesn't treat you right.
00:49:07.580 I've had it before with the player's year.
00:49:10.140 Oh, yeah.
00:49:10.400 Player's year.
00:49:10.740 Talk about player's year while I do this.
00:49:11.920 Ah, player's year.
00:49:13.220 Ah, no.
00:49:14.140 Do I talk about the player's year?
00:49:15.240 Yeah, absolutely.
00:49:16.580 It's on Twitter.
00:49:17.360 It's one of my last tweets.
00:49:18.720 I once ran a diary in 2020 when I used to be a playboy.
00:49:22.440 Obviously, I've given that up.
00:49:24.580 Every single day, a brand new post, a brand new woman in my bed. 1.00
00:49:27.440 It was the best diary I think ever kept in world history.
00:49:31.120 And it's a free e-book available on Gumroad right now.
00:49:34.760 Is there anywhere else I can find it besides Twitter?
00:49:36.480 On the website?
00:49:36.960 Yeah, cobertate.com forward slash the player's year or forward slash player's year.
00:49:41.020 Which one is it?
00:49:41.320 I think it's the player's year.
00:49:42.180 Yeah, or they can message the group.
00:49:44.900 Or they can message the group.
00:49:46.520 EM live, the telegram, they'll point you in there.
00:49:48.480 Yeah, because I was simply the greatest.
00:49:50.920 Obviously, now I've joined a life of Christ and I've taken up celibacy forever.
00:49:57.740 But Joe Exotic wants a divorce.
00:50:00.360 Yeah, Joe Exotic wants a divorce.
00:50:01.280 I found this out today.
00:50:01.920 I was quite upset.
00:50:02.780 So let me put this on the screen.
00:50:03.880 Poor Joe.
00:50:04.240 You got to free my man, Joe Exotic.
00:50:06.940 I'm telling you.
00:50:07.720 Yeah, this is not the best, but whatever.
00:50:09.960 It's not the best, but whatever.
00:50:11.200 This is his post on Joe Exotic's actual Instagram.
00:50:14.380 At Joe underscore exotic.
00:50:17.880 And he says,
00:50:18.700 Dylan Passage, I want...
00:50:20.640 I don't want to swear.
00:50:21.880 We're not on swear.
00:50:22.420 Are we allowed to swear? 1.00
00:50:23.480 Fuck yes. 1.00
00:50:24.880 Dylan Passage, I want a fucking divorce so I can get remarried. 1.00
00:50:27.880 Let me know where you're living so I can have you served. 0.99
00:50:29.780 And I know it's not Texas.
00:50:30.940 So when Joe Exotic went to jail, his guy is now with this other dude.
00:50:36.060 Cheated on him.
00:50:36.900 Haram button.
00:50:37.940 Haram.
00:50:39.080 Haram.
00:50:39.680 You can't cheat on Joe.
00:50:41.260 Joe Exotic.
00:50:42.500 The man wrestles tigers.
00:50:43.920 You can leave him alone.
00:50:44.840 Like, I think it's really unfair how the whole world loved his show and everyone thought it was funny. 1.00
00:50:48.760 Like, fuck Carole Baskin, blah, blah, blah. 1.00
00:50:50.240 And then they just left him to rot in jail. 1.00
00:50:51.720 That's not okay.
00:50:52.460 That's not cool at all.
00:50:53.600 Nah.
00:50:54.160 So, I want to get Joe Exotic out.
00:50:56.580 He's an honorary G of the week, for sure.
00:50:58.620 Oh, he's going to be G. 0.99
00:50:59.540 Bro, when he's out and he's on this show, I'm going to free him.
00:51:02.320 People think I'm talking.
00:51:03.400 People don't understand.
00:51:04.640 I'm telling the truth.
00:51:05.440 We have resources.
00:51:07.000 The thing about me and Andrew is, and this is where I'm not going to talk about this nerd.
00:51:10.980 But recently, some nerd on Twitter was saying Andrew's name.
00:51:14.600 What they don't understand about me and you is we can actually project force out into the real world.
00:51:18.880 We're not just guys you could tweet at.
00:51:20.540 If you tweet at us, things mobilize.
00:51:22.760 I had four, I had like five dudes fly from Vegas to LA with war room t-shirts on, get an SUV and pull up to his house.
00:51:30.040 Like, that's who I am.
00:51:30.940 We can project force out into the real world.
00:51:32.580 So, when a G like Joe Exotic is locked up, I don't know. 1.00
00:51:36.800 That's right.
00:51:37.440 So, if anyone can save Joe, it's us.
00:51:40.120 I mean, we're the only ones trying.
00:51:41.520 Yeah.
00:51:42.180 No one else is even trying to free him right now.
00:51:44.760 So, here we go.
00:51:46.060 So, here you can see on Joe Exotic's, you can see Joe Exotic's GoFundMe.
00:51:51.240 GoFundMe.
00:51:51.720 Nice.
00:51:52.500 Everyone loved the show, but no one's helping my brother out.
00:51:56.400 No one's helping my brother out, but you can see all donations.
00:51:59.060 Scroll down here.
00:51:59.860 I think he's at the top.
00:52:00.980 Was that the top right there?
00:52:02.480 Right there.
00:52:02.960 Is that on screen?
00:52:03.460 Yeah.
00:52:04.420 Hopefully.
00:52:05.380 Emory Tate.
00:52:06.500 10 G's.
00:52:07.500 $10,000.
00:52:09.020 $10,000.
00:52:09.720 So, what I did is I sent my boy Joe $10,000.
00:52:12.300 $10,000.
00:52:12.900 $10,000.
00:52:13.520 So, let him know I'm serious.
00:52:15.000 Like, I ain't just sitting here talking.
00:52:16.600 Bro, I'm coming for you.
00:52:17.680 Joe, it's in the bag.
00:52:19.520 I'm going to get you out.
00:52:20.280 So, I sent him $10,000.
00:52:22.440 His lawyer reached out to me and was like, man, thank you for that.
00:52:25.500 I was like, bro, that's just a start.
00:52:27.740 Money isn't real.
00:52:28.900 I'm a bad man.
00:52:30.700 I'm up top boss.
00:52:32.220 I got quarter of a million from my boy Joe.
00:52:34.360 We need to get him out.
00:52:36.020 So, he's like, all right.
00:52:36.740 Well, he's running through telling me about how everyone snitched on him, how they've gone through his house, wrecked his house.
00:52:41.480 You can look on YouTube.
00:52:42.520 His house is abandoned.
00:52:43.740 The park is abandoned.
00:52:44.700 Everyone's abandoned.
00:52:45.420 Poor Joe.
00:52:45.800 And he's, like, getting sick.
00:52:46.700 So, I paid the 10 G's to show I'm serious.
00:52:49.680 Next week, I'm organizing a call, a three-way call.
00:52:52.160 I'll record it between me, Joe Exotic, and his lawyer.
00:52:55.360 I'm going to talk to him before I donate a quarter of a million dollars.
00:53:00.060 And we're going to get Joe Exotic out of jail.
00:53:01.660 And we're going to move him to Romania.
00:53:03.080 And we're going to give him his Tigers back.
00:53:04.800 And he's going to be here live on the show.
00:53:06.860 Yeah.
00:53:07.300 That's my plan.
00:53:08.420 It's right here.
00:53:09.240 Now, you know I'm about it.
00:53:10.620 I'm not a liar.
00:53:11.380 So, my mission is to free Joe Exotic.
00:53:15.660 And the other thing I'm working on is I've been in touch.
00:53:19.160 Anyone who follows me on my socials will know.
00:53:21.400 I've already been in touch with him.
00:53:22.680 And I'm speaking to both of the girls who got Tinder Swindle.
00:53:26.440 Tinder Swindler.
00:53:27.740 Tinder Swindle.
00:53:29.140 So, they're saying to me, like, he's going to be famous.
00:53:32.500 I'm like, listen.
00:53:33.500 Listen.
00:53:34.780 Like, I don't want to. 0.65
00:53:35.940 He looks like a geek.
00:53:37.200 He looks like a geek.
00:53:37.640 One. 0.82
00:53:38.000 So, why did a geek fool you?
00:53:39.640 Yeah.
00:53:39.820 You got fooled by a geek.
00:53:40.560 Yeah, true.
00:53:41.100 That's the first thing.
00:53:41.800 The second thing is, like, of course, these girls thought they'd get retribution. 0.99
00:53:44.760 They thought this will teach him a lesson.
00:53:46.420 He doesn't care.
00:53:47.100 His Insta's blowing up.
00:53:48.320 Oh, he's got attention.
00:53:49.520 He's the Tinder Swindler.
00:53:50.360 He's cool now.
00:53:51.480 He's going to say, hey, Tinder Swindler.
00:53:52.520 Let me take a picture.
00:53:53.640 He's famous now.
00:53:54.680 You haven't hurt him in any way.
00:53:56.180 And I said it on my last video on Tate Speech, Tinder Swindler.
00:53:58.880 You need some real retribution.
00:54:00.480 And those girls have reached out to me now.
00:54:01.940 They both humbly came to me and said, Batman, up top boss, top G of the war room.
00:54:08.280 I admit I need your help because this little documentary hasn't hurt him in any way.
00:54:11.820 And I have fully legal, fully legal paths to retribute.
00:54:18.000 Fully legal.
00:54:18.580 Always.
00:54:19.000 Fully legal.
00:54:19.160 I don't need to break the law.
00:54:20.040 That's the thing about us.
00:54:20.720 We are actually fully legal.
00:54:21.700 We're fully legal.
00:54:22.120 So I said, there's a lot we can do.
00:54:23.680 Yeah, right.
00:54:24.500 There's a lot we can do.
00:54:26.060 But for that to happen, I want you to come to Romania and come on my show so I can interview
00:54:31.720 you both.
00:54:32.480 And they're like, okay, but I'm scared to come Romania. 0.99
00:54:34.860 Like scared.
00:54:35.900 I'm not scared to send a bunch of money to someone who looks like a geek.
00:54:38.600 Yeah.
00:54:38.720 You're not scared to give a bunch of money to some geek.
00:54:40.460 You're not scared to get on a jet on after one date to Bulgaria.
00:54:44.180 That was what she went on.
00:54:45.140 Bulgaria.
00:54:45.420 That's like Romania 1971.
00:54:48.360 Yeah.
00:54:48.580 I'm like, look, Google me.
00:54:51.620 You're safe.
00:54:52.240 You're with the champ, champ, champ, champ.
00:54:54.080 Four times.
00:54:54.900 World champion.
00:54:55.840 So she Googled me and she was like, yeah, okay.
00:54:57.500 I can tell.
00:54:58.100 Yeah, you're safe.
00:54:58.740 And then she Googled a bit more.
00:55:00.160 And she's like, well, you seem a bit misogynist.
00:55:01.860 Listen, listen.
00:55:03.340 You want me to fix your problem or not?
00:55:06.060 Because you ain't going to fix it.
00:55:07.400 You've made your little Netflix.
00:55:09.560 He's famous.
00:55:10.740 You're running out of time.
00:55:11.840 People are starving.
00:55:12.740 They don't care anymore.
00:55:13.740 They're not going to give it.
00:55:14.380 They're certainly not going to care in a month.
00:55:15.780 True.
00:55:16.160 So your little claim to fame is running out.
00:55:18.980 No one else is going to care.
00:55:20.340 Just like Joe Exotic.
00:55:21.620 I'm the only man left like Batman who believes in righteousness.
00:55:25.160 Who's going to go out there and do the right thing.
00:55:26.760 I am your only hope, Cecile and Pernilla.
00:55:30.300 It's only me.
00:55:31.840 You need me.
00:55:33.300 So I may be a bit misogynist, but sometimes you got to work with the bad guy to catch a bad guy.
00:55:39.540 So Cecile and Pernilla, I'm currently in conversations with.
00:55:42.300 And hopefully they're going to come here to Romania. 1.00
00:55:44.640 She was like, why don't you come to Stockholm?
00:55:46.500 I'm like, I've been to Stockholm.
00:55:48.900 Stockholm's done.
00:55:49.860 Done.
00:55:50.580 Completed.
00:55:51.080 We've completed.
00:55:52.060 Check the players here.
00:55:53.320 I completed Stockholm.
00:55:54.460 Check the players here.
00:55:55.120 The level is finished.
00:55:56.700 Can I get a woo?
00:55:58.040 Woo.
00:55:58.960 Bro, you walk into Stockholm.
00:56:00.300 We walked into Stockholm.
00:56:02.380 Stockholm might be the easiest place in the world.
00:56:04.620 What?
00:56:04.880 To end up with a beautiful woman?
00:56:06.920 Obviously, I've left that life behind me.
00:56:08.340 Obviously.
00:56:08.960 Obviously.
00:56:09.420 It might be.
00:56:10.080 If they're just like, so like, like you talk to them, you have a drink with them.
00:56:13.460 Then you want to go home and they're like in your taxi.
00:56:15.400 For some reason.
00:56:16.140 You're like, I didn't, I didn't say to get my taxi.
00:56:18.440 You go to your hotel and they're there pouring drinks.
00:56:20.480 You're like, why?
00:56:21.060 Why is she in my hotel? 0.99
00:56:21.800 And then they're naked.
00:56:22.420 You're like, well, fine, I guess.
00:56:24.500 Like, yeah.
00:56:25.040 It's like they're, they're every real G knows, right? 0.99
00:56:29.020 If a girl talks to me, it's over. 1.00
00:56:32.940 The only way you are safe from my powers is if I try and talk to you and you say no and
00:56:36.760 walk away.
00:56:37.480 But if you're friendly to me, I will make you laugh.
00:56:40.080 I will famoose you.
00:56:41.240 And over time, you'll end up being like, I want him.
00:56:44.020 And the things with Swedish girls is. 0.91
00:56:45.120 Aikido.
00:56:45.600 Yeah.
00:56:45.820 It's Aikido.
00:56:46.260 And Swedish girls will talk to you. 1.00
00:56:47.840 You'll be like, hi.
00:56:48.520 All day.
00:56:48.840 Hi.
00:56:49.900 Where are you from?
00:56:50.920 Yeah. 0.93
00:56:51.160 And like, I'm naked.
00:56:52.420 Yeah.
00:56:52.560 They want to be your friend, but, but they don't, after being your friend for like an hour,
00:56:56.800 they just end up on their backs.
00:56:58.720 Yeah.
00:56:58.820 I got Aikido.
00:56:59.780 We need an Aikido button.
00:57:00.900 Oh, we need an Aikido button.
00:57:02.820 But they get Aikido badly.
00:57:04.260 And then they're like, oh, I got Aikido.
00:57:05.700 And then they're like, I love you.
00:57:07.420 It's like, oh, of course you do.
00:57:08.340 Of course you love.
00:57:09.000 Of course you do.
00:57:10.720 Now what?
00:57:11.220 Now you love me.
00:57:12.120 And then, and then they end up sending you money.
00:57:13.860 So that's how they got Tinder swindled.
00:57:15.220 So they're telling me to go to Stockholm.
00:57:16.980 I'm like, look, Stockholm's done.
00:57:18.000 I have nothing left to do there.
00:57:19.080 If I go to Stockholm, I'm going to Tinder swindler somebody.
00:57:21.540 If I go to Stockholm, I'm going to have to end up repeating.
00:57:24.300 I'm going to have to repeat tasks that have already been completed.
00:57:27.520 Because the whole city has been finished.
00:57:28.700 The whole city.
00:57:29.540 All of it.
00:57:30.160 We stayed there for two months.
00:57:32.540 Game over.
00:57:33.140 Can't say why.
00:57:34.080 Game over.
00:57:34.440 We just felt like going to Sweden for some reason.
00:57:36.460 Game over.
00:57:36.900 Yeah.
00:57:37.200 It was the only country in the world that was open for some reason.
00:57:39.400 For some reason.
00:57:40.020 And we went.
00:57:40.480 And we just thought, let's go.
00:57:41.500 So I was like, no, you have to come to Romania.
00:57:42.800 So they're still scared about Romania.
00:57:44.160 They're looking me up.
00:57:44.860 They think I'm a misogynist, whatever, whatever.
00:57:46.360 But you need me.
00:57:47.680 The whole world needs me.
00:57:49.020 I'm that guy.
00:57:49.860 I'm a bad guy.
00:57:50.620 But you need me.
00:57:52.460 Oh, I'm a bad guy.
00:57:53.300 And I say bad things.
00:57:54.300 What other multimillionaire who owns a baguette is going to teach you how to make money?
00:57:57.140 What other multimillionaire that owns a baguette and has my kind of connections that can project
00:58:00.200 force around the world and send goons to some random guy's door is going to allow you
00:58:03.020 to join his private network.
00:58:04.500 Or try and free Joe Exotic.
00:58:06.540 I'm the only one.
00:58:07.600 Justice might be a bit misogynistic.
00:58:10.140 But people need justice.
00:58:11.160 People need justice.
00:58:11.780 So it's literally like there's no other superhero.
00:58:13.700 I'm basically Bruce Wayne.
00:58:15.020 What is Batman's superpower?
00:58:17.240 Being rich and being able to fight.
00:58:19.260 That's all he has.
00:58:20.640 That's all he has.
00:58:21.320 Remind you of anyone?
00:58:22.300 He's rich and he can fight.
00:58:24.340 That's us.
00:58:25.400 That's all you need to save the world.
00:58:27.500 That's us.
00:58:28.060 So we're going to save Joe Exotic.
00:58:29.200 I'm going to save Pernilla.
00:58:30.340 I'm going to save Cecile.
00:58:32.340 I'm going to spend my time just on a righteous crusade for justice.
00:58:35.560 You're the best man I know.
00:58:37.340 Thank you very much, Tristan.
00:58:38.160 I appreciate that.
00:58:39.040 Because ever since I cracked 100M, I don't need to make any more money.
00:58:42.360 And there's nothing else to do.
00:58:43.260 So I am now on a justice.
00:58:45.420 I need a justice button. 0.99
00:58:47.040 I need a justice button. 0.99
00:58:48.080 We do.
00:58:48.540 As producer, I feel like I need to play something now to talk about justice.
00:58:52.100 What do I have here?
00:58:52.840 I feel like there's a clip in Batman Begins where Ra's al Ghul says justice is balance.
00:58:58.740 I think you need to cut that bit out and just play it.
00:59:01.320 Or I can play me doing donuts in my Lambo.
00:59:03.060 That's not justice.
00:59:03.680 I think you need to play a justice.
00:59:20.320 that's that's me in the batmobile is that is that justice is does that represent justice
00:59:39.080 it does a little day i don't think it does i think you just looked for a clip where you
00:59:42.260 looked cool in your lambo just look they tried to save speed limits and stuff and i just just
00:59:46.840 i just turned up just done a donut like broke the speed of the justice what are you gonna do i'm
00:59:51.460 brad justice oh people ain't ready for the world isn't ready for that yet girls aren't ready gee 0.99
00:59:56.440 of the week in six months time yeah for special guest one of these days maybe we should make
01:00:00.360 luke a special guest who's luke your cousin he's your cousin your cousin luke oh the son of your
01:00:07.360 dad's sister luke you might be my cousin you might be not my cousin but yeah i don't know a luke i'm
01:00:15.380 the last force for justice never heard of her you know what i'm gonna facetime him and put him live
01:00:21.780 on the podcast not right now i'm gonna work it out let's famoose him and facetime him and he'll
01:00:27.060 answer the phone like hello hi i was just on i was just in the metaverse what's up he now knows it's
01:00:33.420 gonna happen he's probably watching this listen luke if i facetime you and you do not answer
01:00:37.820 it's a straightener justice justice so you either have a straightener or you answer the facetime
01:00:43.200 justice is a dish best served with booze correct isn't that the same correct i think i've got it
01:00:48.660 right so we've showed my lambo we showed the batmobile we've spoken about our goals for this
01:00:52.720 year our goals this year free joe's eye so we need we have the two votes so what do we need is we
01:00:57.500 need an official one more time vote if it's top g or up top boss we don't need that and then we need
01:01:01.500 an official up vote if what's the primary priorities the priority the tinter swindler girls 0.99
01:01:05.300 or free joe's eye so let's do first let's first let's do one one for up top boss two for top g 0.90
01:01:11.460 let's do this now let's get this settled in the chat one for up top boss wait at the way i think
01:01:15.800 i could do something you can do a poll top g what is it what do you mean what is it up top boss or top
01:01:22.840 g g all right i think i just made a poll people can vote yeah all right are they voting why they're
01:01:33.900 not voting yet but they should be able to any second up top boss or top g wait is there a poll
01:01:39.240 that would that would make you a pretty good producer if you did well now here we go top
01:01:43.580 g 78 no votes for up top boss yet all right this is important all right so we're gonna give it we're
01:01:50.200 gonna give it a few minutes so we need to play a video while they're voting so we don't yes we do
01:01:55.300 stop playing these videos producer i am on this podcast to talk to the people i if they want to
01:02:00.580 watch our videos they can go to take confidential and see our lifestyle there's no need for the video
01:02:04.860 we need everyone to vote i'm not yeah but they're voting already no top g's winning everyone when
01:02:10.820 you're finished voting the video is gonna be over we need everyone to vote should we play the video
01:02:14.840 of our pool party remember our pool party last year i do remember that about half of these girls don't 0.67
01:02:18.220 talk to me anymore
01:02:19.200 you'll have to play your own game cover it up don't let them know what you're thinking i bet you'll
01:02:44.260 never tell them how it feels how it feels
01:02:48.740 how it feels
01:02:50.740 so
01:02:57.220 uh
01:03:00.180 so
01:03:12.180 Cover it up, you like to play your own game
01:03:26.800 Cover it up, don't let them know what you're thinking
01:03:30.840 I bet you'll never tell them how it feels
01:03:34.660 How it feels
01:03:36.760 How it feels
01:03:38.720 Cover it up, you like to play your own game
01:03:42.820 Cover it up, don't let them know what you're thinking
01:03:46.820 I bet you'll never tell them how it feels
01:03:50.640 How it feels
01:03:52.720 How it feels
01:03:54.720 How it feels
01:04:08.820 How it feels
01:04:10.820 Cover it up, don't let them know what you're thinking
01:04:30.920 Cover it up, don't let them know what you're thinking
01:04:35.020 I bet you'll never tell them how it feels
01:04:38.640 How it feels
01:04:40.740 How it feels
01:04:42.700 Cover it up, you like to play your own game
01:04:46.740 Cover it up, don't let them know what you're thinking
01:04:50.760 I bet you'll never tell them how it feels
01:04:54.860 How it feels
01:04:56.860 How it feels
01:04:58.860 How it feels
01:05:12.760 Some video of us suplexing some whoopies
01:05:34.940 Dude, should we explain the word whoopie?
01:05:37.100 No
01:05:37.280 Top G wins
01:05:38.880 No, no, you don't know what whoopie means
01:05:40.480 No, ending the poll, Top G is officially your name, I guess
01:05:44.860 I'm officially Top G
01:05:46.660 Right
01:05:47.100 Now
01:05:48.040 No, no, not now
01:05:48.700 We gotta stop for a second
01:05:49.660 Do we?
01:05:50.340 Yes
01:05:50.620 Top G
01:05:51.780 Top G
01:05:53.120 I gotta message all them girls to change their name to Top G 1.00
01:05:57.220 Like this is an hour
01:05:58.560 I'm like, listen, send me the screenshot, show me Top G
01:06:01.500 What emojis did you put?
01:06:02.720 I put a heart, is that it?
01:06:03.820 Unoriginal, didn't try, demoted
01:06:05.900 I want work
01:06:07.680 Top G is the new name
01:06:10.040 I'm the Top G of the war room, Top G
01:06:11.760 Her name is Jessica
01:06:13.500 And she used to work for me 1.00
01:06:14.680 A long time ago
01:06:16.000 And she made me loads of money 1.00
01:06:17.920 And I don't talk to her anymore
01:06:19.520 Who, who's it? 0.99
01:06:20.360 Someone asked who the girl with the big tits is in the video 1.00
01:06:22.340 Yeah 0.99
01:06:24.300 So I'm Top G
01:06:25.340 So that's the first poll done
01:06:26.600 All right
01:06:27.040 Poll number two
01:06:28.120 Poll number two
01:06:28.740 We're doing polls every
01:06:29.580 I didn't even know I could do this
01:06:30.840 I'm learning on the fly
01:06:32.660 Right
01:06:33.200 So we're gonna save the Tinder Swindler girls 1.00
01:06:35.100 Or we're gonna save Joe Exotic
01:06:36.400 Because I'm Batman
01:06:38.420 But I got limited resources
01:06:39.300 I only have so much time
01:06:40.160 I have unlimited money
01:06:40.840 But I have a certain amount of time
01:06:41.880 All right, let's go
01:06:42.680 Let's go
01:06:43.660 New poll
01:06:44.240 Poll number two
01:06:45.080 Poll number two
01:06:45.660 Start voting
01:06:46.240 What's our mission?
01:06:47.220 Who are we gonna save?
01:06:48.660 How many likes we got?
01:06:50.040 Likes on the
01:06:50.720 2.3k 0.97
01:06:52.000 That's rubbish
01:06:53.000 Press the button more 0.96
01:06:54.260 People
01:06:54.720 Yeah, you should like 0.99
01:06:55.440 It's a little bit rubbish
01:06:55.980 You should like the video
01:06:56.800 It's good for us, I think, somehow
01:06:58.520 I don't know
01:06:59.180 Follow us on Instagram
01:07:00.260 And then like our stuff
01:07:02.080 Ooh, it's close
01:07:03.700 50-50
01:07:04.380 51% of Joe Exotic right now
01:07:05.900 The votes are still coming in
01:07:06.860 It's exciting
01:07:07.640 Live commentary here
01:07:09.020 Joe before hoes 1.00
01:07:11.160 Joe's before hoes 1.00
01:07:12.880 Joe's before hoes 1.00
01:07:14.100 Maybe
01:07:14.360 But them girls, like 1.00
01:07:15.700 I could go
01:07:16.880 Go snatch him up from Israel 1.00
01:07:18.260 Just like come up from behind it
01:07:19.420 Come here
01:07:21.240 Yeah, your enemies are here
01:07:24.480 Yeah, your enemies
01:07:26.180 Turned up
01:07:26.980 Exactly
01:07:27.480 Strapped
01:07:28.160 About to get swindled 0.99
01:07:29.060 I'll swindle you 1.00
01:07:30.240 IRL swindle 0.74
01:07:31.300 In real life swindle
01:07:33.380 Ooh, no one wants to IRL swindle
01:07:35.480 You don't want to get swindled by the taste in real life
01:07:36.980 Look, man, back when I was a playboy
01:07:38.160 I was so good at dating apps
01:07:39.200 They used to call me the bumble humbler
01:07:40.560 The bumble humbler 1.00
01:07:41.820 I used to make these bitches cry 1.00
01:07:42.980 Back in the day 1.00
01:07:43.820 Before I converted to Christianity
01:07:45.980 And became a good man
01:07:46.800 That's right
01:07:47.100 That's why all those girls from the pool party 1.00
01:07:48.880 I'd lost touch with a lot of them
01:07:50.660 You know
01:07:50.960 I go to church too often
01:07:52.180 I'm always praying
01:07:53.260 Happens
01:07:53.880 I mean, it happens
01:07:55.020 But I'm much happier
01:07:56.220 And more fulfilled in my life
01:07:57.900 Bumble humbler 0.99
01:07:58.880 I like that
01:07:59.320 Yeah, the bumble humbler 1.00
01:08:00.100 That's what they call me
01:08:00.780 What are we on?
01:08:02.800 52% to Joe Exotic
01:08:03.940 I think Joe Exotic might be the way
01:08:05.920 How many votes are we on?
01:08:06.560 When he's out
01:08:06.980 He could be the grinder finder
01:08:09.120 Nice
01:08:10.140 Nice
01:08:10.780 He does want a divorce
01:08:12.000 He does want a divorce
01:08:12.820 The grinder finder
01:08:13.800 Come on, Joe
01:08:14.320 How many votes?
01:08:16.060 Time to put that pimp glove back on
01:08:18.040 I think the science is settled
01:08:20.920 I think that at 1,584 votes
01:08:23.500 The winner
01:08:23.960 I'm going to end the poll
01:08:24.700 No, no, no, no
01:08:25.000 Don't end it
01:08:25.260 Don't end it
01:08:25.620 Alright, alright
01:08:26.280 It's close
01:08:26.700 It's close
01:08:27.100 At 2,500 votes we ended
01:08:29.220 No one's going to vote
01:08:30.080 People aren't voting
01:08:30.860 Wait, it's close
01:08:31.700 It's 51 to 49
01:08:32.720 That's what I mean
01:08:33.120 You can't end it too early
01:08:33.900 You can't end it
01:08:34.680 But I'm Joe's before hoes myself 1.00
01:08:36.840 Alright, we'll give you one more minute
01:08:37.940 I'm sorry if you're watching
01:08:38.680 Pernilla and whatever
01:08:39.960 Don't play videos
01:08:41.880 One more minute
01:08:42.380 No one likes the videos
01:08:43.000 No, don't, please
01:08:43.720 No, no
01:08:44.160 Everyone's voted against the videos
01:08:45.460 Let me explain this video
01:08:46.200 No, who cares
01:08:47.560 This is when I went to the car wash
01:08:49.360 In my 720
01:08:50.180 That has nothing to do 0.99
01:08:51.560 With the fucking poll 0.99
01:08:53.260 That we're doing right now 1.00
01:08:54.220 Zero
01:08:54.740 I said to the car wash guy
01:08:55.900 This is not
01:08:56.420 I'll give you the contract
01:08:57.600 To clean all my cars
01:08:58.820 Listen, I have six
01:08:59.660 At the time
01:09:00.440 I only had 15 or 16 cars
01:09:01.880 Which isn't that many
01:09:02.500 I said, I'll give you the contract
01:09:03.880 To clean all my cars
01:09:04.780 Every week
01:09:05.660 Which is worth like
01:09:06.440 A lot of money
01:09:07.240 Because I do valet in
01:09:08.200 Videos are boring
01:09:09.080 It's like $1,000 a week
01:09:10.120 Tristan's right
01:09:10.780 And I said, but I want
01:09:12.160 Hot girls to clean my cars only 1.00
01:09:14.020 So I got a car wash
01:09:15.120 To specifically get models
01:09:16.860 To clean my cars
01:09:17.860 Even though they didn't do
01:09:18.940 As good a job as the men 1.00
01:09:19.800 Just because I'm a G-like
01:09:21.560 Alright, I'm getting
01:09:22.140 Some of the clips are essential
01:09:23.180 So go on, please
01:09:44.020 What are you doing for?
01:09:56.640 Let me read one of the comments to sum this up.
01:10:24.980 It's now 50-50.
01:10:26.640 See, you tried to end it.
01:10:27.860 But one of the comments is completely right.
01:10:29.640 They're just broke.
01:10:31.000 He's in jail.
01:10:32.220 Joe's before hoes. 1.00
01:10:33.680 So I kind of agree with that guy.
01:10:36.100 And here's the thing.
01:10:37.240 These people watching, like, God bless all of our followers,
01:10:40.220 but you're not actually the boss of me and what I do.
01:10:42.820 So I don't actually really have to listen to this poll.
01:10:45.960 I think we should.
01:10:47.180 I don't know.
01:10:48.160 I kind of want to get the swindler.
01:10:49.580 I want to rock up on him.
01:10:51.700 It's been a while since we kidnapped anybody, bro.
01:10:53.820 Remember the olden days?
01:10:54.520 We have – YouTube, we have never kidnapped anybody.
01:10:58.100 These messages are for entertainment purposes only.
01:11:01.580 Remember the olden days with a blacked-out van in the balaclavas?
01:11:04.380 Just rock up on it.
01:11:06.040 Just like –
01:11:06.940 Entertainment purposes only.
01:11:08.320 His mom's like, stop! 1.00
01:11:09.640 We're playing characters.
01:11:10.820 We're actors.
01:11:11.400 These aren't even our real names.
01:11:12.980 Tinder?
01:11:13.760 Tinder?
01:11:14.680 YouTube!
01:11:15.960 He's making things up for dramatic effect.
01:11:17.640 Israeli extraction.
01:11:18.900 We'll have to jet on the runway.
01:11:20.300 Just drag him on.
01:11:21.680 We could.
01:11:23.380 I mean, I miss those hypothetical days, too.
01:11:26.420 Exactly.
01:11:26.780 The good old days.
01:11:27.400 The good old days.
01:11:27.820 That didn't happen because we made that up.
01:11:29.900 Of course we did.
01:11:30.660 YouTube.
01:11:31.660 Entertainment purposes only.
01:11:32.200 Why are you so scared of YouTube?
01:11:32.900 I'm scared of YouTube.
01:11:33.720 No, but after one episode, they're going to axe us.
01:11:36.620 I'm the top G.
01:11:38.280 You're going to be the top G on Instagram Live with no podcast studio in a minute.
01:11:43.040 I'm the top G.
01:11:44.520 I think it's 50-50.
01:11:46.000 I'm the top G.
01:11:46.740 It's 50-50.
01:11:47.220 So we have to say both.
01:11:48.560 It's 50-50.
01:11:49.920 We have to say both.
01:11:50.540 All right, cool.
01:11:50.980 We have to say both.
01:11:51.600 And the poll.
01:11:52.000 We'll say both.
01:11:53.120 We have to say both.
01:11:53.920 That's it.
01:11:54.700 Joe's and hoes. 1.00
01:11:55.720 You've got to say the Joe's.
01:11:56.460 You've got to say the hoes. 1.00
01:11:57.160 Got to say the Joe's.
01:11:57.740 Got to say the hoes. 1.00
01:11:58.880 So I have a lot of work to do as Batman.
01:12:00.380 So for that reason, I'm going to play a very –
01:12:02.860 No, no, no.
01:12:03.820 Listen.
01:12:04.660 They've had enough of videos.
01:12:06.320 I think we just say goodbye.
01:12:08.080 We call the podcast and then –
01:12:09.120 How long has this been?
01:12:10.640 I think everyone's had our dose of entertainment.
01:12:13.160 No more videos.
01:12:14.140 No more videos.
01:12:14.860 You gave them four introductions. 0.96
01:12:16.600 This is ridiculous. 0.99
01:12:17.520 It's honestly ridiculous. 0.99
01:12:19.160 You know what? 0.97
01:12:19.740 You know what?
01:12:20.300 Let's do a poll.
01:12:22.140 More videos or no more videos?
01:12:24.700 Because, you know, if you want to listen to these people so much,
01:12:28.180 no more videos.
01:12:33.120 More videos.
01:12:34.400 Now, community, don't press more videos just to annoy me.
01:12:37.660 We need more videos.
01:12:38.800 Oh, yeah.
01:12:39.220 We can't do more videos.
01:12:40.020 We can do unlimited polls.
01:12:41.320 Your job you can do, but I'm not allowed to play Do My Thing.
01:12:43.560 I've played – I've done three polls.
01:12:45.580 You've done about 1,865,224 videos so far.
01:12:50.980 Where are you going?
01:12:52.300 Where are you going?
01:12:55.960 Wrong camera.
01:12:57.000 You're literally showing the – oh, no, wait.
01:12:59.080 That is correct.
01:13:00.660 What is this?
01:13:03.160 It's super out of focus.
01:13:06.040 You have no idea how to use this equipment.
01:13:08.460 No more videos, 62%.
01:13:09.820 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen at home.
01:13:11.700 Well, probably gentlemen.
01:13:13.300 We're misogynists, apparently, for entertainment purposes only,
01:13:15.940 so no one's going to actually watch this.
01:13:17.460 All right, now, let's focus.
01:13:18.120 Let's focus.
01:13:18.540 Focus for half a second.
01:13:19.600 People got the picture.
01:13:21.320 People got the picture.
01:13:23.360 All right, but the videos lose.
01:13:27.280 People are tired.
01:13:27.620 The video was going to be a good one.
01:13:29.040 No, I mean, they're all okay, but no one wants them.
01:13:31.800 No, the video, they do want them.
01:13:32.900 It was going to be about how I attacked the universe.
01:13:35.800 It's not going to be nothing else.
01:13:36.900 It's going to be a video about how you can attack the universe.
01:13:39.400 No.
01:13:39.820 I specifically made it.
01:13:41.180 Okay, no.
01:13:41.800 All right.
01:13:42.160 If you want to do polls, do one more poll.
01:13:43.720 Because it's got to be fair.
01:13:44.500 Because I don't know what video it is.
01:13:45.380 No, but –
01:13:45.980 Do last poll.
01:13:46.800 The poll's still open.
01:13:47.960 You've told them.
01:13:48.800 Close this one.
01:13:49.300 No, because they voted.
01:13:50.200 No, they didn't know.
01:13:50.900 The people have spoken.
01:13:51.840 Close, and we'll do it again.
01:13:52.600 And then we'll respect the vote.
01:13:53.580 I have a video that explains how I went into space-time
01:13:58.340 and grabbed space-time with my bare hands
01:14:00.500 and forced it to make me rich and powerful and strong.
01:14:03.140 Do you want to see that video so that you can repeat my success?
01:14:06.260 Or do you not want to see that video and not understand –
01:14:09.740 All right.
01:14:09.880 It's space-time video, or Tristan is right.
01:14:12.060 All right.
01:14:12.340 Space-time video.
01:14:13.260 That's what I have.
01:14:14.020 It's either space-time video or no space-time video.
01:14:15.660 Or Tristan is right.
01:14:16.260 And we'll respect the poll.
01:14:17.260 Okay.
01:14:17.960 We will respect the poll.
01:14:18.880 We'll respect the poll.
01:14:19.280 Because I think we've done a lot of videos.
01:14:20.860 Because we're a bit excited.
01:14:22.120 We loaded them all up.
01:14:22.940 We have videos.
01:14:23.800 We thought maybe we'd do one per episode.
01:14:25.080 You just keep playing videos.
01:14:26.940 People get to –
01:14:28.140 You know what?
01:14:30.160 I'm sick of you people.
01:14:31.620 What? 0.99
01:14:31.940 I'm sick of you people.
01:14:40.940 Thank you. 0.97
01:14:41.940 I'm sick of you people. 0.98
01:14:56.680 I'm sick of you people. 0.97
01:14:57.600 We'll mix the poll. 0.97
01:14:58.280 I'm sick of you people. 0.97
01:14:58.740 I'm sick of you people. 1.00
01:14:59.120 I'm sick of you people. 1.00
01:14:59.360 I'm sick of you people. 0.98
01:15:01.120 what are you saying about videos you're you're now now you're trying to annoy me i'm seriously
01:15:07.040 i'm gonna quit this podcast on day one you're gonna lose your co-host i got videos i'll just
01:15:12.760 i'll just keep calling well they voted for the video now i'll just keep calling why are you
01:15:16.220 people doing this because they know that you have to attack space time that you did you need to find
01:15:20.720 out the secrets of the universe you need to go into space and grab space time grab the fabric
01:15:25.020 of space and tear it open and rip the money and hose out i know how to do that you know where this
01:15:29.380 podcast studio came from a wormhole i created that exactly this was a room and i wrestled
01:15:36.060 through a rupture in space time and drag this out of the wormhole that's how we got this by the way
01:15:41.380 so i guess seeing as you voted andrew could play his video yeah no more video but the but the polls
01:15:47.020 the poll the poll speaks okay so this is actually a very important video guy this is not about joking
01:15:50.980 this is it's gonna seem like i'm not being serious but i mean everything i say so please pay attention
01:15:56.880 to this video because it will change your life let me tell you something about the universe
01:16:02.160 the universe is all around us even this air right here is the universe and what i do this is how i
01:16:09.620 made half a million dollars today is i grab the universe right here i grab the universe and i squeeze
01:16:15.120 and force i force the juice from the universe this is why i'm so fucking juicy i can do these things i 0.98
01:16:22.320 grab the universe and i squash and force everything i want from it so if i want to be good at fighting 0.99
01:16:27.820 i just go and i grab the universe and i force it to give me the skillet and i force the pussy and the 1.00
01:16:33.260 money i squeeze the universe just like this and all comes out 0.92
01:16:37.080 but what is newton's third law every action has an equal and opposite reaction correct that's the third
01:16:46.380 law so if i am a man of action if i'm a man of force and i force myself into the universe the
01:16:53.900 universe must have an equal and opposite reaction which means if i force my power into the universe 0.95
01:17:00.380 and i focus all my energy on being sexy as fuck the only possible reaction from the universe is tons of 0.99
01:17:08.160 pussy how can that not be true newton said so it's equal and opposite reaction the more you put in 1.00
01:17:15.680 the more comes out and it's the same with pussy money everything so if you want more girls you 1.00
01:17:22.460 need to put more energy into the universe so my question to you is how are you putting energy 0.98
01:17:27.000 into the universe is it just from typing on the computer or are you doing things lifting weights
01:17:32.320 going places doing things if you force your energy into the universe the universe will give you back
01:17:38.200 this is how i know i'm one of the greatest men on the face of the planet the lord high job protecting
01:17:43.720 the universe has told me the amount of sheer energy i have forced into the fabric of the cosmos
01:17:50.780 stop pause rewind the amount of sheer energy i have forced into the fabric of the cosmos
01:17:57.700 ensures i'm one of the greatest humans to ever walk the face of this planet and that is why
01:18:03.340 girls get naked on the man you can do the same thing energy in newton's third law 1.00
01:18:11.620 print it out put on your little wall next time you're about to jack off think am i putting energy 0.99
01:18:16.740 into the universe or am i just putting sperm all over my pants 0.98
01:18:19.080 so those are the secrets to the universe ladies and gentlemen the final line is very important next 0.99
01:18:37.440 time you're about to jack off think am i forcing energy into the universe and forcing it to reply 0.99
01:18:42.180 with plentiful goodies or am i just putting sperm all over myself like a loser think about that 1.00
01:18:48.320 think about it carefully and in fact i actually want you to do that next time you drop your pants 0.99
01:18:52.420 and load up your favorite porn hub subscription site think about what you're doing think about
01:18:56.900 why you're poor and and imagine if you could see yourself through your own window exactly how ashamed
01:19:01.920 would you be correct so there's no need to do that so i think we move on to a q a now before we do the 0.72
01:19:08.160 q a let me just say that every question said up until this point has completely sucked so the q a i'm
01:19:14.140 not going to answer your questions unless they're good so now is the time to come up with good questions
01:19:20.100 that i think are worth answering i'm only answering one question one question one question okay
01:19:25.920 you don't ask the top g more than one question okay well here's a question you choose the one i've got one
01:19:33.600 i've got one i've got a question everyone's now asking serious questions but i've got a question
01:19:38.220 it's a yes or no can we please get the intro as the outro
01:19:42.440 yes we can okay boom no problem okay and that's the end of the q a thank you no wait no
01:19:50.640 that wait don't i get to answer questions not really you know what i think that's it i think
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01:20:32.020 be it 1.00
01:20:34.760 goddamn 1.00
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