Emergency Meeting Ep. 3
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Tristan's not wearing a suit for the second night in a row and it's not even close to making him look like a man in a suit. He's wearing a t-shirt. And he's doing it in front of the camera in a robe. Is he a man or a woman? And why does he have to wear a suit in every episode? Also, is he a woman or a man? And what does that have to do with the fact that he doesn't even bother to put on a suit at the start of the episode? And is he not even trying to do his best to make up for his lack of effort in the first episode of the new season? We'll find out on this episode of The Jerks! and more on the newest episode of Jerks on the Block. Subscribe, Like, and Share to stay up to date on all things Jerks and everything else going on in the Jerks world. Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends and family about this! Cheers, Jerks. -The Jerks Crew -Bruv Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review and tell us what you think about it in the comments section below. We'll be looking out for the next episode and we'll get a shoutout in next week's episode. Thank you! Love ya, bruv. XOXOXO -PJ. xoxo -Bryan. P.S. . -Tristans. ( ) (c) (A.J. ( ) ( ) . (C) (C.A. (C.) (C). (B) (J) (A) (T) (P) (S. (A). (A.) (D) (R) (M) (F) (E. (B). (F). (D). (C ) (S) ( )(A) ) (P). (P. (R). ( ) & B. (J). (R.) (P.) (M. (S.) (B.) ( ) ) (R. (G) (K) (L) (B. (F.) (S). (E) (Q)
Transcript
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the second ever official emergency meeting live.
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I'm thinking though, from now on, I might do the intros.
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Why do you have to ruin the beginning of every episode of this?
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So I didn't actually quit after the last podcast.
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I can see you've put in a lot less effort, though.
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So all these people, you didn't even bother to get dressed.
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You're wearing a robe for the second time running.
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I'm not going to sit here in a tailored suit, sitting next to you in a robe for the second night in a row.
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I'm no longer wearing suits until I need to sit.
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If you don't get dressed in the house and walk out here in a suit, I'm coming in whatever I'm wearing at the time.
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I'm wearing my diamond watch too, but I'm not making any unnecessary effort for you to sit here and make me look stupid.
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Do a poll if you should have to wear a suit in every episode.
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You're going to say, yeah, Tristan hasn't put any effort.
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Because everyone said, you can buy this slider.
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And I'm not going to call you a liar on our podcast.
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This camera is going to perfectly move left and right.
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Then this camera would be dropped at some point.
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It burns you because you believe it to be real.
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You learned all the Dalsam lines from street fire.
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This is not what we're supposed to be talking about on today's podcast.
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I've written down a list of very interesting and important news stories that I thought we were going to cover.
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I'm going to get you some Instagram followers because I know you're all upset.
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Let's tell you, man, I took some podcasts the other day and someone tried to slide in some question on the sly.
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But I told everyone that you were the real deal live on air because I know those are the facts.
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I should probably reply to some of these super chats.
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Before we get started on the important news of this week.
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Guys react to Beta Danny Gonzalez roasting Andrew.
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And someone said, oh, this guy, you know, doesn't like Andrew.
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And I opened the video and I looked at the guy's face and I thought, yeah, doesn't like Andrew.
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The reason I don't need to react to him is because life's already reacted.
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And God says to you, you're about to inherit one of two bodies.
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Danny Gonzalez and be in his body and live his life.
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Well, every time I see anybody who's into video games.
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When they create their video game character, they don't create slightly witty, but tiny and
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They all want to be the big, bad, strong character with all the equipment and all the fans and
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I mean, so when you look at these dudes' video game characters, it really speaks to who they
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They build a character that looks like me, like Saga or Dowson.
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He looks like one of our old webcam customers back from the webcam studio days.
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Nobody who looks like that is going to like us.
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And I wish him the best of luck in improving himself.
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And hopefully, if he ever does, he can reach out and I'll help him in any way I can.
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But while we're on reactions, maybe I should react to more plates, more dates, because I have absolutely nothing against this guy.
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He knows what he's talking about because he made a 25-minute video on me.
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And I didn't have a clue what he was talking about.
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He's sitting there saying, if you're hyperglobin and you're tuperlobin, superlobin, ball sack, superlobin, blooperlobin.
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Because what happens is people who take steroids know about blood work and steroids.
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But people like me who have never taken gear in our lives, I don't have a clue what any of this stuff is.
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I put my blood test up to prove I'm not on steroids.
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Because I put it on Twitter before and someone said, we can see your total testosterone is average, but your free testosterone is very, very high.
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And if you were injecting testosterone, your total testosterone wouldn't be average levels.
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So that means that you have fairly normal testosterone levels overall.
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But because you live in a hyper-competitive environment, because you have an iron mind, because you are a master of Wudan.
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That you use your mind to force your body to free up more testosterone for combat.
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And I said, yeah, that proves I'm not on steroids.
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Because people are saying, hey, you're on steroids.
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And I have nothing against steroids, but I'm blessed.
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Everyone who watches knows me that my word is my bond.
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Why would I come along and start talking about steroids if I was on steroids?
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I have never taken an injection in my entire life.
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And I just know that I don't need it because I am top G.
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So when he's on there saying you're hyperglobin, you're glooperglobin, maybe you're globerin, globerin, globerin.
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I just want to say something to me more plates, more dates.
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I understand that you're an expert in the field.
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Now, if anybody doubts me, if you want to doubt the top G, I will offer here right now.
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We'll put the money in escrow and Bitcoin, $50,000 each.
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And I will do any test you name with any doctor, USDC, USDA, the best doctor that tests my hymoglobin, see the size of my ball sack.
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We'll do it all because you're going to find out that I ain't taking nothing.
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So when he's sitting there going, it's very unusual for a 35-year-old man who just drives Supergars and drinks scotch to look like that.
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It's literally amazing how being God's favorite confuses normies.
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I'm sorry you dorks need injections and meal plans and powders and to give up donuts.
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I'm certainly not going to some gym and giving up my life.
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I'm certainly not one of them gym bros who only trains and does nothing else.
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Cutting up broccoli and putting in little boxes.
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If I make enough little boxes, maybe I'll get some biceps.
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There are literally gay porn movies less gay than meal prep YouTube videos.
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So as part of his breakdown, he also said something which is quite interesting.
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He was talking about how because of my elevated levels of free testosterone and anyone at home
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wondering how I do it, the actual truth is I live with my brother.
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I grew up being a professional fighter in a very competitive environment.
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I'm competing now with billionaires because I aim to be a billionaire before the age of
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And when you live like that, when you live on the edge and you're constantly looking around
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you, it's hard to let your testosterone levels drop because your mind is at war.
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So, of course, he doesn't understand how my free levels can be so high because he's in
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Your body's only going to produce what you need.
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Like, I got of course, my body gives me what I require lifestyle lifestyle is why my free
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So anyway, he made a point, which is quite, quite interesting.
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He clearly knows exactly what he's talking about.
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The only blood I was interested in is the blood I put on my enemy's face.
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I guess this is possible, you know, like he's not like a fucking giant necessarily, but
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I mean, maybe it's worth checking IGF-1 levels.
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If you have significantly elevated IGF-1, this could be indirectly causing it.
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Although it would be odd, you know, for a natural to have this, but that's why these
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are like the weirdest, like worst case scenarios, but they would explain it if you want to get
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Because again, even if you have high free tea, like that's great and all for like, you
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know, psychoactive effects, being a bit more aggressive, performance-based outcomes a little
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bit, but there's a point whereby you become a bit more volatile.
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In a more volatile manner, literally, where you are a lot less able to process situations
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When you have fire blood, like me, and that's what's required to do yoga, fire!
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But I have something that he has not encountered.
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I have something he's not even managed to fathom in his mind.
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But he's not looked at me deep enough to understand something.
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The difference between me and everyone else with fire blood is I am also a genius.
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Our father is one of the best chess players in the world.
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So not only do I have fire blood, but I also have one of the most powerful minds on the
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So I have my fire blood, along with one of the greatest minds on the planet, which means
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So you want to sit there and say, well, maybe he's a bit volatile.
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So while we're on the topic of people accusing us of taking certain drugs when we don't.
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So I'm going to do another blood test because I don't understand this stuff.
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They just came and took my blood and then they almost put in a random age.
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We're going to film it live, put it on YouTube, blah, blah, blah.
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So I'm going to come up the same stuff because lifestyle.
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That's the only reason I can say I'm one of God's favorites.
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If you want to watch the video, you should watch it.
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If after I put that up, he cannot conclusively state Andrew Tate, he is not on steroids.
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If he's still sitting there going, I don't know, Hebrew globin, then what we'll do is
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we'll put 50 G's each in an escrow and I'll come to wherever he is and I'll do any test
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he wants and I'll pass it because I'm that guy.
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Because when you're sleeping between two girls, it's really hot.
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And you can't move the blanket from side to side.
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Now, I train every morning for about an hour and a half.
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While I check my phone, have my coffee in between sets, do my tings.
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But, you know, I almost became a bodybuilder once.
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And while we're on the subject, I want to state here and now, that's what makes me such
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a fantastic individual because I don't have to give up my entire life to be successful
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Most dudes to look like me have to give up their entire life to look like me.
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I can do it as a hobby on the side, which gives me plenty of time to do all these other
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That's why I got an army, 20 armed guys outside my house.
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No, we need to talk more about how he said I'm on steroids and I ain't.
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If I'm lying and I get proof I'm lying, look how stupid I'm going to look.
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When you look at my physique, what you need to do.
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I've been put on the planet for a very specific reason.
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Because all of you people watching this, you will not reach your potential as a man unless
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You must look in the mirror and you must compare yourself to Tate.
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And you must understand that you fail in every metric.
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And God put me on this planet specifically to remind you of how much you are failing.
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You are failing the experience of man because I exist.
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And only when you accept that and accept your place below me with deep introspection can you
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Then you are an empty vessel in which I can entrust my knowledge.
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Before that point, you're walking around the world going, well, I have an opinion.
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Well, yeah, Tate thinks this, but I think nobody cares what you think.
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Will you guys ever do a meet or greet in Dubai?
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We meet people all the time if they're in the war room.
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Hamad Gil, I appreciate the super chat, but for $2, I'm not going to ask...
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I'm not going to answer, should you ever take your ex-girlfriend back?
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Let me just take my shirt off for more plates, more dicks.
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Not that there's no context, but something that annoys me even more.
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And if she did, if she were to come and say, I'm going to suck your little stinky pinky,
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your little stinky willy, there is no way on God's green earth you would say no.
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And the second she texts you, I miss you, baby, please.
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You just sent me two Canadian dollars from the free nation of Canada.
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Don't come to me lying, pretending you got choices.
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And if you take her back, you don't want to know what she's been doing while you're
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Besides, besides, besides after nights out, are you generally early risers?
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Well, after I've had a bunch of booze, I need to sleep extra.
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Do I look, let me tell you something about giving into your urges.
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And I'll be with a woman who woke up and had breakfast.
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And I'm going to tell you the weakest example of this in about half a second.
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And most of you men watching, at least 99% of you do the worst of them all.
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If you believe that I need extra sleep after a night out, you are lame.
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And I'll wake up at 6.01 and start doing pushups.
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And I'll wake up one minute before that at 5.59 minus one minute sleep.
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So there is no besides night out at my generally early risers.
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I don't need to sleep for weeks if I don't want to sleep.
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I'll be drinking, having fun, wake up, start my day.
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But no, that's a really good point about mental fatigue.
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Most people just completely are impulsive to their emotions.
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Let me cook my three meals a day and waste my time.
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So that was actually a very interesting question.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I was once in the Fresh and Fit studio while I was standing there and I sent them $1,000 to ask you a question while you were behind the computer screens.
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In fact, for this week's Certified G, we're going to talk about Ukraine.
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Do you know, Tristan, do you even know who this week's Certified G is?
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Because we spoke about it today and we said, ooh, he should be Certified G.
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But I know who the Certified G is because we've been fans of this guy for a long motherfucking time.
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I didn't ask you about historical context or law or lines on a map.
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Because when I go to Ukraine, I've got a similar attitude.
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And you know another thing about him that makes him a G?
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And this actually scares me to watch the video.
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You're going to go up to the Kremlin and say, you can't do that because there's this line on a map.
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You're going to bring a bunch of guys with guns.
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But somehow at the end, no one's going to have a gun.
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I'm probably one of the only men who could stand up against him.
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I've even got a video here because I'm producer.
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This was actually one of the most G moves ever.
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A Russian jet was flying over apparently Turkish airspace.
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That's my best impression of the Turkish president.
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And then his bodyguards had to come and try and get the chair back for him.
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But now he's been certified by the Alive Emergency Meetings.
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Which is the most important certification a man can receive.
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It's probably just as good as becoming Russian president.
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I did the I Miss You song to text three of my ex-girlfriends.
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Some money to pay a girl to play the videos for you.
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The War Room is the greatest global network which exists on planet Earth.
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The War Room is a global organization with members, bases, and influence in over 70 countries.
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The network contains varied expertise which allows them to exert influence globally.
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Every member has either achieved or is working towards the ultimate goal of all intelligent men.
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In a world of slavery, despite heavy infiltration of media channels, attempts have been made to silence known leadership.
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We have identified a new suspect associated with the growth of the organization.
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The Matrix cannot allow these minds to be free.
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Our control mechanisms rely on ignorance, on isolation.
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It is imperative we attempt to silence the War Room.
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A very good question actually came up while we're on the subject of taking drugs.
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Eli just thanked us for all the value that we provided.
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But Green Gumby said, can you share your thoughts on weed and other recreational drugs?
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And being the highest version of a male you could be.
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I know some high-functioning people, some people who do quite well, who smoke a bit of weed, who take a bit of cocaine.
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I, myself, and Andrew have never taken any drugs ever.
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And every time I say I've never taken any drugs, some loser, and it's always a weed guy.
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It's always some guy stoned on weed with no money.
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Start saying, well, cigars and coffee are technically drugs.
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Then when I say that weed is one of the most dangerous drugs of all because it halts your ambition,
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it stops you from being unhappy with your current crap situation.
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You play your PlayStation, you eat your pizza, you smoke your weed.
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And it's a bad day for you if you minus the weed.
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And people who smoke it really, really do need to stop.
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And every single time this comes up, it's, well, Elon Musk.
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Now, if you're going to use what's called an argument from authority at me,
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an argument of authority is, well, this person's rich and important and blah, blah, blah.
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Two, if you're going to rely on arguments from authority,
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the smarter, richer person saying something about weed means he's right,
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then I'm right and you're wrong because I'm rich and I'm smart and you're broke and you're dumb and you smoke weed.
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Someone else says something about more plates, more dates, not realizing that cigars increase free testosterone.
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And weed smokers always have an excuse to smoke weed.
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Let me tell you in one sentence why it doesn't cure cancer.
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Because I don't think anyone has ever in human history smoked more weed than that guy.
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We prepared some new subjects you want us to talk about.
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These are based on questions we got on social media.
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He sent us some good news topics that we need to cover.
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The world's largest strawberry was grown this week in Australia.
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Australia and Canada are the most free nations on the planet.
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If you look up on any index of corruption, Australia and Canada are the lowest.
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They're so free that strawberries have the freedom to grow to extraordinary sizes.
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I've never been to Australia and I super duper really want to go.
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When I save up enough money, I really hope I can go to Australia and hang around a bunch
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And every once in a while you're on Instagram and you see some 10 from Sydney and you're like,
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Australian girls are hot, but it's an illusion.
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I want to go to Canada where all the fours are.
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I'm going to leave Romania and Poland, Czech Republic and Russia.
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I'm going to leave these because these girls, I mean, they're beautiful, but they're like
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Tristan, I will take a war room member and offer him enough money to go and get a picture
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Someone's getting 10 G's tonight, bank transfer.
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We need live action reporting on the ground for emergency meeting lives.
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You sent those other members of the Jehovah Witness Church to preach the name of Jesus.
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So I'm going to send some, listen, we need a picture of this strawberry.
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Can you, can you find out where this strawberry is?
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During the war room, my notch count and T levels doubled.
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We're going to cover more of the war room later.
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How would your iron mindset change if you had an accent such as losing a leg or getting cancer?
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I mean, that's actually quite a decent question that we can go into.
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I think this is kind of similar to a lot of people come at me and they say, well, yeah,
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Andrew, it's easy for you to have an iron mindset because you're so sexy and gorgeous
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And there's absolutely no advantage in life to X to looking at one of your disadvantages
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and accepting it as a massive disadvantage to the point where it detriments your mindset.
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I had a guy who came to me and said, Tate, you're a G, but I'm five foot four and it's hard
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I said, do the exact same thing as if you were tall.
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Don't try and like walk around with your chest puffed out or nothing.
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But if you were six foot four and you go up to a girl and you're only five foot four,
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There's no point in trying to imagine some scenario where it doesn't exist, right?
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Once things have become finalized, once it's binary, once it's one or zero, you are five
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You may as well stop seeing it as a disadvantage and just live your life as if you were the size
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And that's the best possible approach on the chessboard.
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And you can look at the chessboard and say, my position's bad.
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So if I had cancer, the best thing to do is to still just be myself and be happy and
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be positive, believe in yoga, fire, medicate deep.
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I would meditate inside of my own mind and force my free testosterone to destroy the cancer
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My hyperglobin would strap up, strap, go to war.
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White blood cells, black blood cell like Crips, Bloods, LA.
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I've never seen, besides those big Jamaicans and some Americans, I never really see someone
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They're just like really skinny and really muscly, but really skinny in a string vest.
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And they wear a strap and they're just looking at you with angry yellow eyes.
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If you don't know about this, go to YouTube.com's Tate Speech.
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Look up the time I was robbed in Jamaica, and you'll hear the story of the time I met
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And what do you think of his mentorship-based business model?
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A lot of you guys are asking questions that will take forever to answer.
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Dan Pena, I have nothing against, but the way he teaches to make money is outdated,
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Anyone who understands the QLA system understands you have to dedicate your life to it effectively,
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Even if it would work, you'd give up so much time and take so much risk.
00:41:46.380
I teach 18 modern wealth creation methods, and for this reason, because I don't want this
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whole podcast for me to be telling you why Hustlers University is so amazing, I have created
00:41:56.620
What I have done is I have put together a live channel on Telegram, right here, Telegram
00:42:07.080
They only respond to questions about Hustlers University.
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We'll tell you how you'll make money, and we'll show you how money is made, and we'll
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prove to you, guaranteed, that you will make money inside of our systems, because our systems
00:42:20.840
Look, is the best car from 30 years ago the best car now?
00:42:23.760
So, if you have any questions about Hustlers University, go to the Telegram.
00:42:26.480
Yeah, and the reason this is here is so we don't flood this whole podcast with questions
00:42:32.520
Everyone in the chat is too far for the push-ups now?
00:42:50.360
Hank the Tank, a bear from California, has broken into 30 people's homes and is currently
00:42:58.420
Hank the Tank is a bear who has broken into a bunch of people's homes.
00:43:21.600
Listen, if there was a guy called Hank the Tank, you wouldn't want to fight him.
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If there was a bear, you wouldn't want to fight him.
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We'll read more at the end, because we've got to get on with the show.
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Man from Tonga swam 24 hours straight after a tsunami swept him out to sea.
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When he goes to, like, shark meetings, they're like, oh, man, you got that nasty bite
00:44:56.000
I left this little scar here, but he broke his teeth.
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And you're just like, talking to your fat wife about the meal that night.
00:45:43.000
Well, am I going to stay in the ocean and drown?
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And then you're home after a nice leisurely swim.
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I mean, this morning, I went for a swim in the pool.
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Have you seen the new bathtubs in our renovated house?
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You may as well call me Tonga Lee's Talisman Tate.
00:46:17.580
I'm not just going to sit there and go, I'll just sit here and die.
00:46:20.320
No, I'm just going to say, I'll just swim home, innit?
00:46:33.840
Remember the last time I was in Miami a while ago, hanging out with the war room guys?
00:46:39.920
Actually, no, I swam in the Atlantic and into the Mediterranean and around into the Black Sea
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I was a bit tired at the end, but you don't want to die, do you?
00:46:51.620
So I had to get home, you know, and flights were expensive.
00:47:19.480
I'm actually going to play a video now, but everyone's saying that the sound on my videos
00:47:25.420
Don't make a super loud video because you don't, you don't, you're not just going to
00:47:35.620
Tell me if this is too loud or if this is about right.
00:48:12.160
So I've spoken to the sound gods and we've fixed the issue.
00:48:35.580
Billionaire investor in McDonald's is pressuring the company to be kinder to pigs.
00:48:40.200
You can do give them an extra, give them an extra portion of fries when they come up
00:48:59.920
The police are scared to stop me because I'm a bad man.
00:49:01.580
What I want is like poison snakes and shit and cold.
00:49:08.540
When you have a mask on, the moose can't because obviously you have a mask and your vaccine.
00:49:15.940
Yeah, because the truckers are trying to upset this, but they're just asking to be attacked
00:49:22.500
We're getting a bunch of messages about hate you guys.
00:49:24.600
Guys, I have about 20 examples I can show you of in the last 24 hours, people have
00:49:30.900
They paid, they joined for $50, that's all it is, and they made $500 in the last day.
00:49:35.180
Instead of messing up this podcast, go to Telegram, message EM live chat, and they'll
00:49:40.780
If you don't care about making money, then don't.
00:49:42.980
If you're here for Hank the Tank, I could talk more about Hank the Tank.
00:49:53.580
A lot of people watching this are like under 25.
00:49:58.260
If you don't know all the words to Rapper's Delight, you need a serious life evaluation.
00:50:00.160
You need to evaluate the choices that you make in life.
00:50:06.220
You didn't even cover the billionaire at McDonald's.
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I am the billionaire, so I know what I've been doing.
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I don't hear them, so I don't know what you're doing.
00:50:53.360
A man who was completely paralyzed is now walking because they repaired his spinal cord.
00:50:59.420
That is actually amazing and good for him and God bless him.
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And you know why that kind of thing is amazing?
00:51:03.160
And if you are at home watching this and you are poor, this is one of the things that should
00:51:11.340
This man was asking earlier, oh, what would you do if you lost a leg?
00:51:15.140
First and foremost, if I got cancer, is I would get the best medical treatment money
00:51:21.760
In fact, I'm going to cover this right now because a lot of people are asking me, oh,
00:51:28.960
I went to hospital voluntarily to fix an old kickboxing injury that I had.
00:51:33.560
Now, the same surgeon who operated on my shoulder and reconstructed it.
00:51:36.640
I should still be in a cast, obviously, but I'm smoking with this arm because I'm not
00:51:39.920
It's the same surgeon who fixed Roger Federer's elbow, Conor McGregor's leg, and it cost me
00:51:48.060
See, I don't have to rely on some crappy surgeons.
00:51:54.600
So if I have got paralyzed, I'd find the doctor that did this, and I'd be like, no, I'm
00:51:58.700
That makes me super happy to know that this is now available on the market.
00:52:05.680
If you're a full-grown man and you are not absolutely and utterly motivated for the fact
00:52:09.900
that you are going to need money to escape slavery and to live as long as possible and
00:52:13.540
to give yourself and your family the best human experience, then you are a born loser.
00:52:17.140
If you're not obsessed with money, you're a born loser.
00:52:20.580
When a multimillionaire says, I'll teach you how to make money inside of Hustles University,
00:52:25.220
If you're sitting there going, maybe, then you're just a born loser and you're a loser.
00:52:37.160
If anyone who's watched my videos long enough knows that we're doing this, not to be philanthropic,
00:52:40.400
but it's because we're trying to build an army of the right mindset.
00:52:43.240
And it's on-ramp to the war room, which we can discuss later.
00:52:45.700
But if you're sitting here going, I don't have any money.
00:52:53.180
Yeah, run away from the countries which enact slavery on their population.
00:52:57.780
Yeah, and move to three countries like Canada and Australia.
00:53:01.220
If you're sitting there going, I'm fine being broke, then you're a loser and you deserve the slavery which will be bestowed upon you.
00:53:09.120
Because if you had the horrible shoulder problem I had, then you wouldn't have been able to get the best medical treatment.
00:53:13.740
Which is why I currently am not flexing saying, look, I'm not on steroids too, but by this summer, everyone's going to say I'm on steroids again because I get it too.
00:53:25.560
There are 10,200 people learning how to make money from me.
00:53:28.540
They continue up their membership because they make more money every month than it costs them to be inside.
00:53:33.180
You are not inside, and you think you're going to somehow become a millionaire when there's 10,200 people ahead of you with my help.
00:53:39.280
Should we do a war room tale of victory, a Hostage University tale of victory, quickly, while we're at it?
00:53:44.540
Because we've been going with the important news stories for a while.
00:53:47.440
So let's kick over to what we do in our day-to-day lives and how we can help people.
00:53:53.220
Hostage University, we teach 18 modern wealth creation methods.
00:53:57.960
However, we are very, very heavily focused on crypto.
00:54:01.880
It's not the only thing we do, but we do work in crypto.
00:54:13.180
It doesn't matter what coin you bought, it went up.
00:54:20.680
We've got some of the best in the world inside of Hostage University.
00:54:22.800
The 18 different methods are taught by 18 war room guys.
00:54:27.880
You'll see when you're inside, you'll see how organized it is and all the information,
00:54:30.880
So if you're making money in the current market, you're a professional.
00:54:36.680
But here's a quick tale of victory that what came yesterday at 10 PM.
00:54:40.220
Like this is an important show and I don't need you $2.
00:55:02.660
We are making money still even in the current market.
00:55:05.160
So the $50 you're saving by not joining is costing you thousands because your portfolio
00:55:14.440
You don't have 10,200 people who are subscribed any other way.
00:55:20.580
I can't even see the chat right now because I'm a producer.
00:55:22.580
I don't know, but ask, there must be a hate you members in here.
00:55:25.220
Ask them yourselves, ask them yourselves if it's legit.
00:55:28.400
And if you have any more questions, I'm going to put the banner up one more time.
00:55:34.900
This is to stop our podcast becoming some pure hate you to talk about situation because
00:55:53.420
You know, the wonderful city of Los Angeles, United States.
00:55:56.740
Two cops were fired in LA for ignoring calls to a robbery close to their location because they
00:56:04.420
And in fact, someone on a super chat just asked our opinion on video games.
00:56:09.780
It was only a $20 super chat, but they were playing Pokemon Go and they didn't respond to
00:56:18.800
Go and get shot responding to a robbery or play Pokemon Go.
00:56:29.860
We're allowed to say that because this is correct.
00:56:35.480
Listen, during the whole George Floyd, Black Lives Matter thing, everyone's like, pluck
00:56:41.520
And then look what the law and order and the cops did.
00:56:43.180
They locked you in your house and beat you up for not wearing a mask.
00:57:08.960
Let me tell you something about Tinder Swindler.
00:57:37.700
And then we're going to do a Tinder Swindler update.
00:58:14.940
I feel like my production skills are just being assaulted.
00:58:29.280
Producer, can you remember the names of those people who said lag?
00:58:44.940
I just want to know who's upset with my videos.
00:59:12.220
That's going to be on Take Confidential coming up.
00:59:13.580
If you don't want to take a confidential, you better recognize.
00:59:16.260
It's the other channel we have that shows our lifestyle.
00:59:18.360
So if you've watched that, you understand what I'm talking about.
00:59:23.360
You need a psycho like me to catch a psycho like him.
00:59:55.180
And then you sit in the house of your mother's basement
01:00:02.680
pick the car I want to drive because I have all of them
01:00:11.440
So it's a lazy man's way of feeling like he's achieved something
01:00:25.560
So ignore all that stuff you read on the internet
01:00:35.440
So here is after I made the Tinder Swindler video.
01:00:40.520
There's no, when you play that, there's no sound.
01:01:16.500
Then I started talking to, you don't even know this.
01:01:23.560
But I can't bang her after that dude banged her.
01:01:27.300
You know, lions don't share with realtors, bro.
01:01:37.340
And I'm going to come along to make a hole in it.
01:02:08.140
So, um, Pernilla and Cecile are talking to me and they're like, we need your help, Tate.
01:02:35.420
So anyway, Pernilla's still like, Tate, help us, help us, help us.
01:02:37.960
And I said, look, here's what we're going to do.
01:02:39.820
Right now in the world, all the girls are on your side, but all the guys are kind of like,
01:02:52.340
You're going to come and sit with top G, and I'm going to tell the world why you're actually
01:02:57.160
the victims and why the Tinder swindler isn't cool.
01:03:02.020
But I'm like, I'm going to put you in front of, like, dudes and explain why the dudes are.
01:03:19.460
Then they said, oh, I'm scared to come Romania.
01:03:35.100
My PA came along to book their flights, everything.
01:03:37.580
And then just before they're supposed to get on their planes to come here, to be on this episode
01:03:55.760
And she was like, oh, well, we're in debt and we need money.
01:04:00.220
And, you know, if we're going to do a live media show, we should be paid.
01:04:11.040
At this point, you need notoriety because you think you're going to be famous forever.
01:04:19.460
Nobody's going to care about you or your plight ever again.
01:04:24.200
You need notoriety because he's about to get a bunch of notoriety because he's the main character.
01:04:28.660
I know you think you're the main character, Pernilla and Cecile, but you're not.
01:04:34.240
They can replace you with any of the other hoes who are swindled.
01:04:47.260
That's why you need me to tell the world why he's the bad guy because I am the only man who's qualified, who has enough pizzazz, who can turn it all around.
01:04:59.020
And I was going to put their GoFundMe on the show.
01:05:02.760
I was going to go after him like Batman, grab him up.
01:05:06.800
I was definitely not going to live film come up from behind.
01:05:40.680
And they're like, but you gave money to Joe Exotic.
01:05:55.260
And they're like, well, how much would you be comfortable with?
01:07:58.520
So, they don't understand that the notoriety is running out.
01:08:04.260
And then I was going to say why I'm a professional.
01:08:21.640
And the agent's like, what would you be comfortable with?
01:08:29.220
What are you going to tell me that I don't know?
01:08:33.720
So, I don't really need you here to add to the show.
01:08:39.340
Like, everything you're going to possibly say, I already know.
01:08:43.720
So, I already know everything you're going to say in your head.
01:08:46.080
And it's really not fair because lots of guys do this.
01:08:57.360
I was being nice saying I'll take you to a hotel.
01:09:10.260
Can I tell you the most sadly ironic thing of this?
01:09:20.040
There's some dude trying to take your money from your family.
01:09:25.760
You got a new swindler in place named Mr. Agent.
01:09:29.020
Taking your money and cutting off your opportunities.
01:09:36.600
Because if it wasn't for that agent, you would have come on this show.
01:09:40.360
But now the agent tried to get a fee so he could get his percent.
01:10:21.660
We already talked about the video about how your dad ain't going to do shit.
01:10:31.300
It could have been so beautiful, Bernilla and Cecile.
01:11:02.240
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:11:57.980
And I'm like, I'm like trying to be on your team.
01:12:09.740
They blew the chance to have Batman on the show.
01:12:23.240
And you had a chance to have the top G on your team.
01:12:46.420
Because I feel like having a really boring time.
01:13:24.860
Has this been the best produced show you have ever seen?
01:14:55.540
Let me close that poll before anyone else votes in it.
01:14:59.860
Officially the best show that's ever been produced.
01:15:11.000
So, we've covered how I got free testosterone because I'm a G.
01:15:19.660
I like the video, but my hemoglobin, my shemoglobin.
01:15:23.080
Talked about how my hemoglobin will destroy cancer at will.
01:15:25.960
Talked about how Pernelle and Cecile could have had my help.
01:15:28.040
Talked about the certified G, Hank the Tank, and certified G, the big boy who just takes
01:15:36.560
Have we covered the most important things of the day?
01:15:42.280
So, now, Tristan and I are going to be live on the Telegram.
01:15:45.300
One more time, I'm going to show the Telegram because we also talked about Hustlers University
01:15:50.120
Any questions about Hustlers University and War Room, hit up here.
01:15:52.500
I am not going to turn this show into some Hustlers University War Room chat box.
01:16:02.060
And they will answer every single one of your questions.
01:16:04.200
Yeah, we get loads and loads and loads of questions.
01:16:13.020
We're not going to sit here on the podcast and do it for you.
01:16:19.520
I have no idea, but I've seen everyone else say it.
01:16:33.720
You get to see me, my sexy lifestyle, all my cars, all the shit that I do.
01:16:49.500
Just a lot, you know, like reading books and, you know, praying.
01:16:58.380
Subscribe to Tate Confidential if you don't mind.
01:17:00.140
If you want to talk to us directly, you can do it inside of Hustles University.
01:17:03.820
If you want to make money, you do it inside of Hustles University.
01:17:05.560
If you have questions about either of them, you go on Telegram, message, EM, live chat.
01:17:08.560
If you want to talk to me on Instagram, do not message my personal page.
01:17:12.120
Cobra Tate, message my business page, which is linked in my bio.
01:17:14.960
And we'll be back for another emergency meeting soon.
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It's the power you feel when you get your chains of the glory
01:17:43.640
You can light the dark when you hear your heart of fire
01:17:49.520
You can light the dark when you hear your Purple