Tate Speech - January 05, 2026


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 119 - DELTA FORCE


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 29 minutes

Words per Minute

147.78293

Word Count

13,298

Sentence Count

1,489

Misogynist Sentences

92

Hate Speech Sentences

204


Summary

This episode is a mashup of two of my favorite songs from the 90s and early 2000s. I hope it gives you a taste of what's to come in the next few years. If you like music, share this episode with a friend or family member. Tweet me if you liked it!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Here inside Scout's hands won't be quick like lightning and he's good just feels dropped at night UFC power slap today UFC tomorrow Oh it's power slap today and then club after power slap Why do we have to go to the club?
00:00:19.000 Look, I don't know man, you're in your 20s, you love going to clubs.
00:00:22.000 I don't.
00:00:24.000 I'm old man.
00:00:25.000 I've done clubs.
00:00:26.000 I've done every club almost anywhere in the world.
00:00:28.000 But you are my cousin.
00:00:30.000 No, I don't want to go to the club.
00:00:32.000 Listen, listen.
00:00:34.000 I don't want to go.
00:00:35.000 I think we should stay in the hotel.
00:00:36.000 Fine, you twisted my arm, Luke.
00:00:38.000 You twisted my fucking arm.
00:00:40.000 I'm not twisting.
00:00:40.000 This is the last time.
00:00:41.000 I'll go to the club with you tonight.
00:00:42.000 We're not.
00:00:43.000 I'm in.
00:00:44.000 You're in.
00:00:45.000 Andrew, Luke needs us to go to a club.
00:00:47.000 Oh, fine, Luke.
00:00:48.000 Your father, we're approaching 40.
00:00:50.000 I understand you have no interest in this shit, and neither do I.
00:00:53.000 But we're good cousins.
00:00:55.000 I don't want to kill the girl.
00:00:56.000 You're welcome, Luke.
00:00:57.000 Don't worry.
00:00:57.000 Don't worry.
00:00:58.000 Write me a letter of thanks.
00:01:00.000 Save your thank you so much.
00:01:01.000 It's stupid. It's stupid.
00:01:32.000 Night long, cover five minutes.
00:01:34.000 Whoa, we are too hot in the business.
00:01:36.000 About to make a movie independent.
00:01:38.000 Need new trucks, independent.
00:01:40.000 I need you to listen to the vision.
00:01:42.000 All your verses sell like dirty dishes.
00:01:44.000 I'm about to clean them in the kitchen.
00:01:46.000 And we making money by the minute.
00:01:48.000 I'm about to do it way different.
00:01:50.000 I am just an icon living.
00:01:52.000 I am just an icon living.
00:01:54.000 Living.
00:01:55.000 Icon living.
00:01:56.000 I am just an icon living.
00:01:58.000 I am just an icon.
00:01:58.000 Living.
00:02:00.000 I am not a mind.
00:02:01.000 I'm a menace.
00:02:02.000 It's wild.
00:02:03.000 You can ride like a professor.
00:02:04.000 I don't got the time to put you on a stretcher.
00:02:06.000 Stretcher.
00:02:06.000 I am here in a silver smash.
00:02:08.000 I am just an icon living.
00:02:10.000 America, baby.
00:02:12.000 I'm high style cover five minutes.
00:02:14.000 Whoa, we are so hot in the business.
00:02:16.000 Last verse was before the award show.
00:02:18.000 Icon had it on my torso.
00:02:18.000 What?
00:02:20.000 Me and Mori dipping in the porso.
00:02:22.000 I ain't even taking on torso.
00:02:22.000 What?
00:02:24.000 Uh down.
00:02:24.000 What?
00:02:26.000 Last girl signed a divorce.
00:02:28.000 Now I'm focused and we about to all blow up.
00:02:28.000 So what?
00:02:30.000 We just tryna make the whole crowd go rush.
00:02:32.000 What?
00:02:33.000 Look.
00:02:34.000 We don't know no one like you.
00:02:36.000 Go girls when you dance like Michael.
00:02:38.000 No ice, misfits, no typos.
00:02:40.000 Look, wait.
00:02:42.000 We just wanna make you go psycho Yeah, he was terrible first time.
00:02:54.000 I know.
00:02:54.000 I slept, go to jail, though he couldn't get me.
00:02:57.000 So I kinda wanna go back to make sure I'm safe.
00:02:59.000 You're not seeing me again like that.
00:03:02.000 Different type of cockroach, right?
00:03:04.000 I think that's a bit upset because me and Steiny.
00:03:07.000 Let's do a bet.
00:03:09.000 Let's do a bet.
00:03:10.000 I got my alligator shoes on with Steiny.
00:03:13.000 I don't even know.
00:03:15.000 I'm gonna be honest with you.
00:03:18.000 Who's getting laid?
00:03:19.000 That pineapple.
00:03:19.000 Come on, bruh.
00:03:20.000 Come on, I'll be on it.
00:03:33.000 Late at night.
00:03:35.000 Take your time.
00:04:00.000 The career is my estate when you're in your prime Fuck that paper, baby, my face on it, daddy.
00:04:06.000 Living like this isn't an accident.
00:04:08.000 The private booths that you would see, surrounded by champions, the best tables at the most exclusive clubs, the freedom to wake up one day in Dubai, and end the night in Beverly Hills.
00:04:16.000 This life is built, earned, won.
00:04:18.000 Most people, they just watch.
00:04:20.000 They watch from the cheap seats while the real players sit cage side.
00:04:23.000 They walk past luxury hotels while others check in without seeing people twice.
00:04:26.000 They scroll past stacks of cash, diamond watches, and first-class flights, wondering why it's never them.
00:04:32.000 Because they never start.
00:04:33.000 This is where you start.
00:04:34.000 Inside the real world, you'll learn exactly how to build wealth from the ground up.
00:04:38.000 18 proven ways to make money online.
00:04:40.000 From e-commerce and investing to AI automation and content creation.
00:04:44.000 Direct access to millionaire mentors that guide you daily.
00:04:47.000 No theory, just real strategies that work.
00:04:49.000 A global community of winners, so you're never figuring it out alone.
00:04:53.000 Live calls, direct feedback, step-by-step lessons, everything designed to get you earning fast.
00:04:58.000 Most people will sit and watch.
00:05:00.000 You don't have to be most people.
00:05:01.000 For less than $50, you gain access to the tools, knowledge, and connections that turn effort into cold hard cash.
00:05:07.000 Today and start making money now.
00:05:09.000 Insane bullshit.
00:05:45.000 I didn't do it Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained.
00:05:50.000 The Matrix has attacked me.
00:05:51.000 We were arrested on a garbage case with no evidence in it.
00:05:54.000 There's no evidence of crimes.
00:05:56.000 They printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper, which doesn't mean anything.
00:06:00.000 They falsified evidence.
00:06:01.000 The whole thing is garbage.
00:06:02.000 What have they found on us?
00:06:03.000 You don't see any girls with bruises?
00:06:05.000 Where's the victims of all this?
00:06:06.000 The evidence was gathered illegally.
00:06:08.000 Illegal wiretaps, false translations, fake witnesses who don't even exist.
00:06:14.000 There was never any evidence to put me in jail.
00:06:16.000 There was never any evidence to raid my house five times.
00:06:18.000 There was never any evidence to keep me treble banned for three years.
00:06:21.000 There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children.
00:06:23.000 There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack.
00:06:26.000 There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth.
00:06:30.000 There was never any evidence for the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me.
00:06:35.000 This is set up, it has got on purpose, and it is designed to come up with most heinous possible crimes to slander our name.
00:06:42.000 This is disgusting.
00:06:45.000 My brother and I have always been innocent.
00:06:50.000 We were attacked because of our monumental fame and the work we were doing at the time to break the matrix.
00:06:56.000 The reason Trump is in office.
00:06:58.000 The reason everyone's now based in telling the truth.
00:07:01.000 The reason the masculine youth are rejecting the programming.
00:07:04.000 The reason all of these things are happening was by no small part down to my brother and I personally.
00:07:09.000 It's not just us, but we were part of the entire culture world.
00:07:15.000 Was on my shoulders.
00:07:19.000 They tried to get rid of us.
00:07:20.000 They tried to make us suffer.
00:07:21.000 Pressure to break.
00:07:24.000 We are homies.
00:07:26.000 I promise you, now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released, the people who have done this, who have tried to make us suffer injustice purely because we were trying to do the right thing, are going to pay the price.
00:07:38.000 Come to what it go back now.
00:07:41.000 I am looking for freedom.
00:07:46.000 Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers.
00:07:50.000 And in the end, when have we ever lost?
00:07:54.000 Irregardless of the circumstance.
00:07:55.000 Even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled.
00:08:02.000 Andrew and Tristan Date, do not break.
00:08:05.000 We do not fold.
00:08:07.000 You've done nothing wrong.
00:08:09.000 We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire after a quick knot of heads.
00:08:13.000 We are ready to die together.
00:08:33.000 You're trapped in a forest, surrounded by ghouls which intend on taking your soul.
00:08:39.000 And I am outside of the forest, and I am screaming to you, saying, I know a way out.
00:08:43.000 The path is long, it is dangerous.
00:08:46.000 You may hurt yourself.
00:08:48.000 You may get caught.
00:08:49.000 It's difficult, but I can guarantee you it leads out.
00:08:53.000 And perhaps there's another voice saying, I know an easy path.
00:08:56.000 If it just leads straight out, it is easy.
00:08:58.000 If you believe them, try.
00:08:59.000 But if it was true, if there was an easy path out, why are so many people still stuck?
00:09:04.000 Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess?
00:09:09.000 Surely the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard.
00:09:15.000 If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there.
00:09:19.000 I can't give you easy answers.
00:09:20.000 I don't have them.
00:09:21.000 I only have the hard answers.
00:09:23.000 And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle, get your fucking act together, and start working all day, every day, until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore.
00:09:41.000 Because that's all I did.
00:09:43.000 So that's all I know.
00:09:44.000 It is go time.
00:09:46.000 Today is go time.
00:09:47.000 You either go now or you lose.
00:09:51.000 And it truthfully is go time, gentlemen.
00:10:08.000 Mastery is a funny thing.
00:10:11.000 It's almost as if, on a long enough time frame, I've never lost.
00:10:17.000 And with this great power comes great responsibility.
00:10:20.000 And I have to be sure that I use it in the correct manner.
00:10:24.000 I don't want to do anything that would inspire God to believe that I cannot be trusted with the divine protection he has afforded me.
00:10:35.000 So it's for this reason I try my very best not to be vengeful.
00:10:42.000 Because when you have a lot of power, and somehow, no matter how hard your enemies try, when they put you in a corrupt legal system under four criminal cases, and then your home nation of the United Kingdom betrays you and they try and lock you up and interpol and extradite warrants and you go to jail and you're locked in your house, no matter how hard your enemies try and how much they truly believe they have you pinned down, the fact that you just pull it off every single time.
00:11:14.000 That kind of power needs to be used responsibly.
00:11:19.000 So I cannot live my life constantly looking for revenge.
00:11:24.000 Because when you are that powerful, revenge crosses your mind quite often.
00:11:28.000 However, I do like the idea of justice.
00:11:35.000 I think that the moral arc of the universe bends towards fairness.
00:11:40.000 It's not that I want to get revenge.
00:11:42.000 It's not that I'm vengeful.
00:11:44.000 It's that I just want things to be balanced.
00:11:48.000 I just want justice.
00:11:49.000 I just want it to be fair.
00:11:51.000 We all want to live in a fair world, right?
00:11:53.000 You know those videos you watch online of the perfectly shaped circle going into the perfectly shaped hole?
00:12:00.000 And for some reason you watch it three or four times and it gives you this calming feeling of how well it all just fits together.
00:12:07.000 It's all about revenge.
00:12:08.000 It's about justice.
00:12:09.000 It's about balance.
00:12:11.000 That's what it's about.
00:12:14.000 As far as I see it, I was thrown in jail.
00:12:18.000 Three years of my life were destroyed and my reputation was damaged.
00:12:22.000 My money was taken and my cars were taken.
00:12:24.000 And they tried their very best to have me spending 25 years in an Eastern European gulag for something I did not do.
00:12:32.000 And because I understand I'm divinely protected and I cannot use these powers for vengeance, I've decided to use these powers to seek justice.
00:13:07.000 A lot of guys when they come to these events, they see training, they're going to learn how to fight.
00:13:11.000 I'm going to learn some new moves.
00:13:12.000 It's not about that.
00:13:13.000 It's about breaking you down.
00:13:16.000 It's about you finding your own personal limits.
00:13:18.000 One, two, three.
00:13:22.000 and learning how to push beyond them.
00:13:24.000 The Age of America begins right now.
00:13:46.000 I am so excited for the next four years because it is winning time.
00:13:50.000 It's going to be fantastic for the winners.
00:13:52.000 It's going to be terrible for the losers.
00:13:53.000 It is now a meritocracy.
00:13:55.000 No more easy mode.
00:13:57.000 No more games.
00:13:58.000 No more sympathy.
00:13:59.000 Nobody's going to give a fuck about the losers losing.
00:14:02.000 Everyone's going to be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before.
00:14:06.000 I like that because I'm a winner.
00:14:07.000 You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser.
00:14:09.000 Because if you're a loser, you're going to hate the next four years.
00:14:12.000 If you're going to sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to work, you have no motivation and you're tired, guess what?
00:14:23.000 You're going to lose.
00:14:24.000 You're going to hate the next four years.
00:14:26.000 These next four years are for winners who want to win.
00:14:30.000 Losers are going to suffer more than they ever did because you know what?
00:14:32.000 The last administration was taking the hard work of winners, taking all of their merit and dishing out a little bit to each of the losers to detriment the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between.
00:14:47.000 That is gone.
00:14:48.000 The garbage is over.
00:14:49.000 Losers are going to suffer more than they've ever suffered and winners are going to win more than they've ever won.
00:14:53.000 And if you're a winner, you should be excited.
00:14:55.000 If you're a loser, you better change teams quick because there's no more sympathy for anybody.
00:15:00.000 This is going to be the greatest wealth creation period in your life.
00:15:05.000 This is going to be the time where it's the easiest it's ever going to be to get rich before the schism is final.
00:15:10.000 The rich stay rich, the poor stay poor.
00:15:13.000 If I were you, I would make the energy from the monumental win, from the comeback story, from the victory arc.
00:15:19.000 Take it deep inside of your heart.
00:15:21.000 Implement it inside of your mind.
00:15:23.000 Build a splinter inside of your consciousness that prevents you from sleeping, prevents you from being lazy, prevents you from giving up.
00:15:30.000 Take all of the energy in from the universe, take it in from God, put it deep inside of your blood, inside of your red blood cells, and do whatever it takes to win.
00:15:38.000 Because that's what Trump did, and now he's the most powerful man in the world.
00:15:41.000 That's what we're gonna do.
00:15:43.000 That's why we're gonna bust this case.
00:15:44.000 And you're either going to do the same thing and join us or we're going to end up on the losing team permanently and forever subjugated and crushed by people who simply tried harder than you.
00:15:54.000 You don't sit front row in world title fights by accident.
00:16:03.000 Shaking hands with champions, billionaires, and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance.
00:16:08.000 Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck.
00:16:11.000 This life is built by those who refuse to be average.
00:16:14.000 While most men walk from a distance, a select few move within.
00:16:17.000 Where culture evolves, the future is shaped, and where power is decided.
00:16:21.000 The barrier to entry isn't talent or luck.
00:16:23.000 It's knowing your way in.
00:16:24.000 The real world is your way in.
00:16:26.000 With 18 modern wealth creation methods, millionaire mentors breaking it down step by step and live calls with direct feedback and guidance.
00:16:33.000 Most hesitate, some act.
00:16:35.000 For less than $50, you gain access to the tools, knowledge, and network to start winning today.
00:16:40.000 the world today and start making money now is that time for ages to save for young jermaine still underrated far from underpated though some problems that fade the hunger state all didn't make me to be liked He didn't make me to like anybody.
00:16:57.000 Made me to piss everyone off.
00:16:58.000 So if you could let the big man know upstairs that I won't let him down.
00:17:02.000 Under the horizon, y'all should run the numbers.
00:17:05.000 Who the fuck won't work with me?
00:17:07.000 Heart is out, and I say that reluctantly, because it should go without saying.
00:17:11.000 But y'all playing dumps, far as these rappers go, I'm not fair.
00:17:17.000 My boy Ryan.
00:17:22.000 So he can pull off here.
00:17:23.000 See if he's got a fast mouth, too.
00:17:25.000 Usually he does.
00:17:26.000 Usually he does.
00:17:27.000 It's gonna be entertaining.
00:17:29.000 I do know our attorney general is looking at what state and jurisdiction we may have to be able to deal with this, but the reality is Florida is not a place where you're welcome to those who had that type of conduct.
00:17:42.000 We've yet to be convicted of any crime in our lives ever.
00:17:44.000 We have no criminal record anywhere on the planet ever.
00:17:46.000 I think it's extremely important that we stop allowing media spin trying to destroy the reputations of good people who have no intention to do anything other than political.
00:17:57.000 You don't sit front row at world title fights by accident.
00:18:00.000 Shaking hands with champions, billionaires, and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance.
00:18:04.000 Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck.
00:18:07.000 This life is built by those who refuse to be average.
00:18:10.000 While most men walk from a distance, a select few move within.
00:18:14.000 Where culture evolves, the future is shaped, and where power is decided.
00:18:17.000 The barrier to entry isn't talent or luck.
00:18:19.000 It's knowing the way in.
00:18:21.000 The real world is your way in.
00:18:22.000 With 18 modern wealth creation methods, millionaire mentors breaking it down step by step and live calls with direct feedback and guidance.
00:18:29.000 Most hesitate, some act.
00:18:31.000 For less than $50, you gain access to the tools, knowledge, and network to start winning today.
00:18:37.000 and start making money now.
00:18:38.000 Oh, I heard them.
00:18:46.000 Tate brothers are here in the U.S. of A. Big new boys need to go hand them some guns.
00:18:52.000 Get ready for war, gentlemen.
00:18:54.000 The Tate brothers are here to stay.
00:18:56.000 I lay my head by my pistol and close my eyes and pray.
00:19:02.000 These memories they haunt me, baby.
00:19:04.000 But the rock good whiskey make the pain go eat.
00:19:08.000 Many miles on these old roads, many miles a year.
00:19:14.000 I've been on it for so long, man.
00:19:16.000 If it's no day You can break my bones and spend all my blood.
00:19:38.000 You can light me up on fire.
00:19:40.000 I spent battles in my eye.
00:19:43.000 But you better run.
00:19:46.000 Let me tell you, sir.
00:19:49.000 I'm a loaded guy Power slap like the UFC.
00:20:10.000 Power slap today.
00:20:11.000 UFC tomorrow.
00:20:13.000 Oh, it's power slap today.
00:20:15.000 And then club after power slap.
00:20:17.000 Why do we have to go to the club?
00:20:19.000 Look, I don't know, man.
00:20:20.000 You're in your 20s.
00:20:21.000 You love going to clubs.
00:20:22.000 I don't.
00:20:24.000 I'm old, man.
00:20:25.000 I've done clubs.
00:20:26.000 I've done every club almost anywhere in the world.
00:20:28.000 But you are my cousin.
00:20:30.000 No, I don't want to go to the club.
00:20:32.000 Listen, listen.
00:20:34.000 I don't want to go.
00:20:35.000 I think we should stay in the hotel.
00:20:36.000 Fine, you twisted my arm, Luke.
00:20:38.000 You twisted my fucking arm.
00:20:40.000 This is the last time.
00:20:41.000 I'm not twisting my arm.
00:20:41.000 I'm gonna go to the club with you tonight.
00:20:43.000 I'm in.
00:20:44.000 You're in.
00:20:45.000 Andrew, Luke needs us to go to a club.
00:20:47.000 Oh, fine, Luke.
00:20:48.000 Your father, we're approaching 40.
00:20:50.000 I understand you have no interest in this shit, and neither do I.
00:20:53.000 But we're good cousins.
00:20:55.000 I don't want to kill the girl.
00:20:56.000 You're welcome, Luke.
00:20:57.000 Don't worry.
00:20:57.000 No, don't worry.
00:20:58.000 Write me a letter of fact.
00:21:00.000 Save your thank you so much.
00:21:01.000 This is stupid.
00:21:30.000 Saw the record label, Ms. Fish just did it Boom, nylon cup for five minutes Whoa, we are too hot in the business.
00:21:36.000 About to make a movie independent.
00:21:38.000 Need new trucks, independent.
00:21:40.000 I need you to listen to the vision.
00:21:42.000 All your verses try like dirty dishes.
00:21:44.000 I'm about to clean them in the kitchen.
00:21:46.000 And we making money by the minute.
00:21:48.000 I'm about to do it way different.
00:21:50.000 I am just an icon living.
00:21:52.000 I am just an iCar living.
00:21:56.000 I am just an icon living.
00:21:58.000 I am just an icon.
00:22:00.000 I am not a mind.
00:22:01.000 I'm a menace.
00:22:02.000 It's wild.
00:22:03.000 You can ride like a professor.
00:22:04.000 I don't got the time to put you on a stretcher.
00:22:06.000 Stretcher.
00:22:06.000 I am here, and it's still a flesh.
00:22:08.000 I am just an icon.
00:22:10.000 America, baby.
00:22:12.000 I'm a high-style cover five minutes.
00:22:14.000 Whoa, we are so hot in the business.
00:22:16.000 Last verse was before the award show.
00:22:18.000 Icon had it on my torso.
00:22:18.000 What?
00:22:20.000 Me and Moy dipping in the porso.
00:22:22.000 I ain't even taking on torso.
00:22:22.000 What?
00:22:24.000 What?
00:22:24.000 Uh down.
00:22:26.000 Last girl signed a divorce.
00:22:28.000 So what?
00:22:28.000 Now I'm focusing.
00:22:29.000 We about to all blow up.
00:22:30.000 We just tryna make the whole crowd go rush.
00:22:32.000 What?
00:22:33.000 Look.
00:22:34.000 We don't know no one like you.
00:22:36.000 Go girls and you dance like Michael.
00:22:38.000 No eyes, misfits, no typos.
00:22:40.000 Look, wait.
00:22:42.000 We just wanna make you go psycho No, no, I slept, go to jail, knowing he's freaking hitched.
00:22:56.000 Never seen me again, but I kind of want to go back and make sure I'm safe.
00:22:59.000 You're not seeing me again like that.
00:23:02.000 Different type of copyright check.
00:23:04.000 I think that he's a bit upset because me and Stein.
00:23:09.000 Let's do a bet.
00:23:10.000 I got my alligator shoes on.
00:23:10.000 You can.
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00:25:44.000 Insane bullshit.
00:25:47.000 Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained.
00:25:51.000 We were arrested on a garbage case with no evidence in it.
00:25:54.000 There's no evidence of crimes.
00:25:56.000 They've printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper, which doesn't mean anything.
00:26:00.000 They falsified evidence.
00:26:01.000 The whole thing is garbage.
00:26:02.000 What have they found on us?
00:26:03.000 You don't see any girls with bruises.
00:26:05.000 Where's the victims of all this?
00:26:06.000 The evidence was gathered illegally.
00:26:08.000 Illegal wiretaps, false translations, fake witnesses that don't even exist.
00:26:14.000 There was never any evidence to put me in jail.
00:26:16.000 There was never any evidence to rape my house five times.
00:26:19.000 There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years.
00:26:21.000 There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children.
00:26:23.000 There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack.
00:26:26.000 There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth.
00:26:30.000 There was never any evidence for the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me.
00:26:35.000 This is set up, it is on purpose, and it's designed to come up with the most heinous possible crimes and slander our name.
00:26:42.000 This is disgusting.
00:26:45.000 My brother and I have always been innocent.
00:26:50.000 We were attacked because of our monumental fame and the work we were doing at the time to break the matrix.
00:26:56.000 The reason Trump is in office.
00:26:58.000 The reason everyone's now based in telling the truth.
00:27:01.000 The reason the masculine youth are rejecting the programming.
00:27:04.000 The reason all of these things are happening was by no small part down to my brother and I personally.
00:27:09.000 It's not just us, but we were part of the entire culture war.
00:27:18.000 They tried to get rid of us.
00:27:20.000 They tried to make us suffer.
00:27:21.000 Precious.
00:27:24.000 We are home.
00:27:26.000 And I promise you, now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released, the people who have done this, who have tried to make us suffer injustice purely because we were trying to do the right thing, are going to pay the price.
00:27:46.000 tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers.
00:27:50.000 And in the end, when have we ever lost?
00:27:54.000 Irregardless of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled.
00:28:02.000 Andrew and Tristan take, do not break.
00:28:05.000 We do not fold.
00:28:07.000 We've done nothing wrong.
00:28:09.000 We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire after a quick nod of heads.
00:28:13.000 We are ready to die together.
00:28:33.000 You're trapped in a forest, surrounded by ghouls which intend on taking your soul.
00:28:39.000 And I am outside of the forest, and I am screaming to you, saying, I know a way out.
00:28:43.000 The path is long, it is dangerous.
00:28:46.000 You may hurt yourself.
00:28:48.000 You may get caught.
00:28:49.000 It's difficult, but I can guarantee you it leads out.
00:28:53.000 And perhaps there's another voice saying, I know an easy path and it just leads straight out.
00:28:57.000 It is easy.
00:28:58.000 If you believe them, try.
00:28:59.000 But if it was true, if there was an easy path out, why are so many people still stuck?
00:29:04.000 Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess?
00:29:09.000 Surely the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard.
00:29:15.000 If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there.
00:29:19.000 I can't give you easy answers.
00:29:20.000 I don't have them.
00:29:21.000 I only have the hard answer.
00:29:23.000 And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle, get your fucking act together, and start working all day, every day, until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore.
00:29:41.000 Because that's all I did.
00:29:43.000 So that's all.
00:29:54.000 We got all that boost producer.
00:29:59.000 Gonna bring the feeling for two sir.
00:30:20.000 And make the best show it's got producer.
00:30:24.000 We got all that boost producer.
00:30:29.000 Gonna bring the feeling producer.
00:30:58.000 And make the best show it's got producer.
00:31:03.000 We got all that boost producer.
00:31:07.000 Gonna bring the feeling producer to the emergency meeting meeting producer producer producer.
00:32:05.000 producer members show it's got the producer
00:32:54.000 Entertained We're kidnapping niggers now We're kidnapping presidents.
00:33:03.000 How is this not hilarious?
00:33:07.000 You know what everyone needs to take a fucking chill pill.
00:33:12.000 Whatever's funny is good.
00:33:14.000 It's funny Don't you guys think it's funny?
00:33:18.000 I'm gonna explain to you how the world really works.
00:33:20.000 I'm gonna explain to you why this is super funny.
00:33:23.000 I'm gonna explain to you why this is actually a good thing that America went to Venezuela and kidnapped Maduro I'm gonna explain to you the spheres of influence.
00:33:34.000 I'm gonna explain to you I'm gonna give you a red pill.
00:33:36.000 Let me give you all a red pill.
00:33:38.000 So before we begin, you people need some basic knowledge on the world.
00:33:43.000 So let me give you some basic knowledge.
00:33:49.000 First things first, every single law on the planet is backed by one of these.
00:33:59.000 A gun.
00:34:00.000 Violence.
00:34:01.000 There's no such thing as law.
00:34:04.000 There's only violence.
00:34:05.000 Law are pieces of paper.
00:34:08.000 Laws are just words some dickhead typed.
00:34:12.000 And I think that we should drive at 30 miles an hour.
00:34:18.000 Why do people listen to that law?
00:34:20.000 Because if you drive above 30 miles per hour, they give you a fine.
00:34:23.000 And if you don't pay the fine, they put it up.
00:34:26.000 And if you don't pay that, they send a bailiff to take your car.
00:34:29.000 And if you hide your car or resist, they send police to take you to jail.
00:34:33.000 And if you say, I'm not going to jail, they wave a gun in your face.
00:34:37.000 All laws are this.
00:34:39.000 There's just paper in between it.
00:34:42.000 International law, rules-based order, the United Nations, DECA, FBI, CIA, NSA, NYP, motherfucking D, doesn't make a difference.
00:34:56.000 It's all guns.
00:34:58.000 That's law.
00:34:59.000 Whoever has the most guns makes the law.
00:35:03.000 When America does some shit in another country to protect its national interests, it's fine.
00:35:09.000 When Russia does it, it's against international law.
00:35:13.000 But everyone does it.
00:35:15.000 And everyone's always going to do it.
00:35:17.000 That's how it works.
00:35:19.000 So get rid of this idea that what Trump did was illegal because everything is illegal and nothing is legal.
00:35:27.000 It's all bullshit.
00:35:28.000 The police came here, arrested me for something I didn't do.
00:35:34.000 But how did they end up getting me in a jail cell?
00:35:36.000 Well, I'll tell you.
00:35:38.000 The people who bust in my door had something that made me listen.
00:35:43.000 So I went.
00:35:45.000 Law.
00:35:47.000 There is no law.
00:35:48.000 There's just force.
00:35:51.000 So that's the first thing you need to understand.
00:35:53.000 The second thing you need to understand about the world, and this is important because I'm laying the foundation for you to have a deep understanding of my logic for supporting kidnapping this nigger and taking his shit.
00:36:08.000 Because I know a lot of you are going to be like, Andrew, you're against foreign wars.
00:36:11.000 I'm going to explain to you the difference.
00:36:14.000 There are three types of countries in the world.
00:36:17.000 And I'm going to draw you a diagram so you can understand them in a marker.
00:36:32.000 There's three countries in the world.
00:36:35.000 Three types.
00:36:36.000 You have tier one countries.
00:36:37.000 Now, a tier one country is a country that can defend its national interests.
00:36:45.000 It can defend itself against the other tier one countries.
00:36:49.000 And it can exert force.
00:36:52.000 It can force other countries to comply with its national interests because of law.
00:36:59.000 Basically, because they have enough guns.
00:37:02.000 So there are a few countries in the world that have enough guns to make other countries not invade them and make the countries near them or the countries they have a vested interest in obey them.
00:37:14.000 Those are the only real countries that have any degree of sovereignty.
00:37:19.000 Someone said to me once, Andrew, you're so rich.
00:37:21.000 Why do you buy an island to start your own country?
00:37:24.000 Maybe because as soon as I start my own country, I ain't got an army.
00:37:28.000 So the FBI are going to raid my fucking island and they're going to come and arrest me anyway.
00:37:32.000 And what am I going to say?
00:37:34.000 You can't come to Tate Island.
00:37:35.000 This is Tatistan.
00:37:37.000 International law means you're not allowed here.
00:37:41.000 And what are Delta Force going to do?
00:37:42.000 Oh, sorry, buddy.
00:37:44.000 Let me turn around and leave.
00:37:47.000 I've had conversations with extremely rich people, billionaires, in Dubai recently discussing starting our own country, somewhere in fucking Africa, buying the land and starting our own country.
00:37:58.000 And it was a very short conversation.
00:38:00.000 Who's going to be in the army?
00:38:02.000 Because when they turn up to fucking kill us or put us all in jail, we ain't got a country anymore.
00:38:09.000 International law isn't real.
00:38:10.000 So tier one countries can defend themselves.
00:38:13.000 These are the only real countries.
00:38:15.000 And these real countries that exist on the planet are as follows.
00:38:20.000 USA.
00:38:24.000 Russia, USA, Russia, and China.
00:38:33.000 Tier 1.
00:38:34.000 Those are real countries that America interchangeably, they can't just invade the other one.
00:38:41.000 USA can't kidnap Putin or Xi.
00:38:43.000 And Xi can't kidnap Trump or Putin.
00:38:47.000 You understand?
00:38:47.000 These are tier one countries that can defend their national interests.
00:38:51.000 Then you have tier two countries.
00:38:53.000 Tier two countries can't defend their national interests on their own.
00:38:57.000 So they have to decide which one of the tier one countries they want to be friends with.
00:39:02.000 But they get a choice, at least.
00:39:05.000 These are tier two countries.
00:39:06.000 I'll give you an example.
00:39:15.000 Tier 2, for example, Saudi.
00:39:17.000 Saudi can sit and say, we want to be friends with the Russians.
00:39:20.000 We want to be friends with the Chinese.
00:39:22.000 We want to be friends with the Americans.
00:39:23.000 We decide who we work with.
00:39:25.000 We decide who we're friends with.
00:39:27.000 And whoever we decide to work with will support us and protect us.
00:39:31.000 So to a degree, they do have some sovereignty.
00:39:33.000 They don't have absolute sovereignty because they need a big brother.
00:39:36.000 They need a friend.
00:39:37.000 But they get to choose who their friend is.
00:39:39.000 So there's a few tier two countries.
00:39:42.000 But the majority of the countries on earth are tier three.
00:39:45.000 Otherwise known as shitholes.
00:39:48.000 And shitholes don't get a fucking choice in anything.
00:39:52.000 Tier three.
00:39:54.000 And let me think of an example off the top of my head of a tier three nation that don't get a fucking choice in anything.
00:40:02.000 Hmm.
00:40:02.000 Let me think.
00:40:03.000 I don't know.
00:40:04.000 Venezuela.
00:40:09.000 I can't even spell Venezuela.
00:40:10.000 That's how much of a fucking dump it is.
00:40:12.000 That shithole.
00:40:13.000 Nobody gives a fuck.
00:40:15.000 They thought they were tier two because they were begging China and Russia for help.
00:40:19.000 Turns out they're tier three because their president got fucking kidnapped by Delta Force.
00:40:26.000 I'm in Romania now.
00:40:27.000 Guess what?
00:40:28.000 Romania is a fucking tier three dump.
00:40:32.000 They tried to have an election and it got overthrown and changed and went back to what they other, like they overthrew the election last fucking, like six months ago and said, no, we want another person in charge.
00:40:42.000 Because the other person is part of the EU and the EU is part of the big conglomerate that belongs to America.
00:40:42.000 Why?
00:40:47.000 Europe's not sovereign.
00:40:48.000 Europe's not independent.
00:40:50.000 Europe is America's bitch.
00:40:52.000 Europe is America's hoe.
00:40:55.000 So you don't get to decide in Romania who the boss is and you don't get to make decisions that are good for Romania.
00:41:02.000 In Romania, you get to make decisions that are good for America because you belong to America.
00:41:09.000 Now they voted in someone who didn't want to belong to America anymore.
00:41:11.000 They want to belong to Russia.
00:41:13.000 They're not tier two.
00:41:13.000 Well, tough.
00:41:14.000 If they were tier two, they could have decided.
00:41:17.000 But they're tier three.
00:41:18.000 So they don't get a fucking choice.
00:41:20.000 So the election was overthrown.
00:41:23.000 Elections aren't real.
00:41:24.000 Law isn't real.
00:41:26.000 It's all made up.
00:41:28.000 What matters is force.
00:41:30.000 These are the three types of countries.
00:41:32.000 So when you look at a world map, you need to understand that most countries are tier three.
00:41:38.000 Very few are tier two.
00:41:41.000 And only three are tier one.
00:41:43.000 Most countries are tier three shitholes.
00:41:47.000 And they don't get a choice in anything.
00:41:50.000 They don't get a choice in geopolitics.
00:41:53.000 You can't even decide where you get to fish.
00:41:57.000 Nigger, you can't even think we're going to fish on our waters.
00:42:02.000 Because if a tier one country says, no, you're not, we've decided you're narco-terrorists.
00:42:09.000 And for that reason, we need to embark a naval blockade.
00:42:13.000 And you're no longer going to have any boats.
00:42:16.000 And now all of our trawlers are going to come and electrocute your fucking fish.
00:42:20.000 We will electrocute your fish.
00:42:23.000 Electrocute.
00:42:24.000 En masse.
00:42:25.000 We'll kill your whales and your fucking dolphins.
00:42:28.000 We will electrocute them.
00:42:30.000 We will put them on our boats.
00:42:31.000 We'll take them back to our tier one nations and we will sell them to the highest fucking bidder.
00:42:36.000 Do you understand?
00:42:38.000 F-35, F-16, nuclear weapons.
00:42:42.000 Do you fucking understand?
00:42:44.000 Fuck you.
00:42:45.000 Fuck your people.
00:42:46.000 Fuck your need for protein.
00:42:48.000 Fuck your dolphins.
00:42:50.000 Fuck your fish.
00:42:51.000 You do not have anything unless we give it to you.
00:42:55.000 That's a tier three nation, which is most of them.
00:43:00.000 And the other thing I need you to understand about the world before I continue about why it's fantastic Trump did what he did is that there's only five races on the planet.
00:43:13.000 Because we need to get rid of all this bullshit about all the different races.
00:43:18.000 If you go to fucking Venezuela, I'm in Caracas.
00:43:24.000 Is that how you say it?
00:43:25.000 Dunno.
00:43:26.000 I'm walking around.
00:43:28.000 You're Venezuelan.
00:43:33.000 No, actually.
00:43:35.000 Oh, no, we're not all Venezuelans.
00:43:37.000 He's part of this tribe and he's part of that tribe.
00:43:40.000 He's a taco lover and he's a burrito lover.
00:43:43.000 There's all this bullshit, endless division.
00:43:46.000 You go to Africa, you're like, you're all Africans.
00:43:48.000 You're all just fucking blacks.
00:43:50.000 No, he's Hutu and Tutu.
00:43:51.000 I'm Tutu.
00:43:52.000 He's Moo Moo.
00:43:53.000 The fuck?
00:43:54.000 You're all black.
00:43:58.000 So the Venezuelans don't even believe they're all Venezuelan.
00:44:00.000 They believe they're different things.
00:44:02.000 It's like the United Kingdom, right?
00:44:04.000 They're just white people.
00:44:06.000 Scottish, Irish, Welsh, blah, blah.
00:44:09.000 Who cares?
00:44:11.000 So there's only five real races in the world.
00:44:13.000 Can we bring up a world map, please?
00:44:14.000 There's only five real races in the world.
00:44:16.000 I'm going to explain this to you quickly so we can get over the bullshit and understand the races of Earth.
00:44:24.000 You got white people, which we all know.
00:44:27.000 Europeans, used to be Europe.
00:44:31.000 Americans.
00:44:32.000 You got white people.
00:44:34.000 They're around here.
00:44:37.000 Russians are white.
00:44:38.000 You got white people.
00:44:40.000 You got black people.
00:44:43.000 Most people don't know this, but they're from Africa.
00:44:46.000 See, all the blacks here.
00:44:48.000 You got the Chinese.
00:44:50.000 Last time I was in Korea, I was tired of them pretending they were not Chinese.
00:44:54.000 You're all slanty-eyed.
00:44:56.000 You're all fucking Chinese.
00:44:58.000 Japan, Korea, you're all Chinese.
00:45:02.000 Even Vietnam, Southeast Asian, you're Chinese.
00:45:05.000 You don't speak English.
00:45:07.000 You're over there.
00:45:08.000 You're Chinese.
00:45:10.000 You got Packies.
00:45:13.000 You know?
00:45:14.000 India, Pakistan.
00:45:16.000 And like, you could be from Algeria, which is far away on a map.
00:45:22.000 I'm not actually Pakistani.
00:45:24.000 I'm from Tunisia.
00:45:25.000 You're brown.
00:45:27.000 You're speaking one of them weird languages.
00:45:30.000 You're a fucking packy.
00:45:33.000 And then you got Mexicans.
00:45:35.000 Mexicans are anywhere from Mexico down.
00:45:39.000 This is all one big Mexico.
00:45:42.000 I'm from Nicaragua.
00:45:44.000 You're a fucking Mexican.
00:45:46.000 Now, I heard Hondurans and like Nicaraguans and fucking Mexicans don't actually get along because they believe they're different.
00:45:52.000 They're arguing about how they all make burritos in a different way and they pretend it fucking matters.
00:45:57.000 And they sit around going, no, actually, we're very different cultures.
00:46:00.000 It's not a different culture.
00:46:02.000 All your countries fucking suck.
00:46:04.000 They're all shitholes.
00:46:06.000 All your women are whores, sniffing coke and drugging fucking passport bros.
00:46:11.000 They've all got flat feet, look like housemaids, no manicure, no pedicure, shit flip-flops, a $3 dress, dancing to some fucking Mexican bullshit.
00:46:23.000 It's all one big fucking Mexico.
00:46:26.000 South America is Mexico.
00:46:28.000 And I use this as a perfect explanation.
00:46:32.000 If a man from Chile and a man from Paraguay and a man from Nicaragua and a man from Honduras, four of them started a criminal gang and they were breaking into your house and you called the police, you would say, four Mexicans are breaking into my house because that's what they fucking are.
00:46:48.000 It's all one big Mexico.
00:46:50.000 It's only five races in the world, guys.
00:46:53.000 Let's cut the bullshit.
00:46:55.000 There are some weird ones like, what's an Eskimo?
00:46:59.000 You know, but they're probably a mix.
00:47:02.000 There might be like snow Mexicans.
00:47:04.000 Yeah, you know there's like Mexicans who made their way to the snow, but they're still Mexicans.
00:47:09.000 Okay, there's only five races in the world.
00:47:13.000 The smartest race are the whites, the most organized race are the Chinks in fact no, the whites are pretty organized too, but the Chinks are very hardworking.
00:47:27.000 And the strongest physical race are the blacks.
00:47:30.000 You'll notice the Mexicans have nothing.
00:47:33.000 Nothing.
00:47:35.000 Their countries fucking suck.
00:47:38.000 I am rich and could go anywhere.
00:47:40.000 And you know where I never want to go?
00:47:42.000 To anywhere in South Mexico.
00:47:45.000 Fuck Chile, fuck Venezuela, fuck Nicaragua, fuck Honduras, fuck Mexico, fuck Paraguay, fuck all of it.
00:47:55.000 No, I don't want to go there.
00:47:57.000 Tacos, burritos.
00:48:00.000 Bro, I got Doritos right here in my house.
00:48:02.000 I'm in Romania.
00:48:03.000 We've taken your best shit already.
00:48:06.000 Cool ranch.
00:48:07.000 I got your shit, bruv.
00:48:08.000 I ain't going there.
00:48:10.000 All the girls are just like fucking, bro.
00:48:14.000 I hate men, passport bros, who go to South America.
00:48:17.000 Oh, the women in Colombia are so feminine.
00:48:20.000 Bro, you're broke.
00:48:21.000 If you're rich and you're a passport bro, you're in Moscow or Dubai with a Ukrainian Barbie doll.
00:48:27.000 There is no way on God's green earth any straight man believes that Latinas are more attractive than Ukrainian Barbies.
00:48:34.000 Blue eyes, blonde hair, perfect bodies.
00:48:37.000 Listen, that's impossible to believe Latinas are better.
00:48:40.000 You're just broke.
00:48:42.000 You can't go and catch a Ukrainian 10 because you need to be a multi-millionaire.
00:48:47.000 You can't go to Moscow and get a Russian 10.
00:48:49.000 You can't compete in the dating market in Dubai because you haven't got a Bugatti.
00:48:52.000 You're broke.
00:48:53.000 So you go to fucking Caracas, Medellin, and pick up some fucking hooker with her flat feet and shit fucking boy hands.
00:49:03.000 Hasn't even got a manicure.
00:49:06.000 No Dior stinks like fucking, what spice do they use in Mexico?
00:49:15.000 Fuck nose.
00:49:17.000 Chili concarni, taco puss.
00:49:20.000 And you walk around, hey, I got a girlfriend in Colombia.
00:49:23.000 You're a fucking loser.
00:49:25.000 Nobody who wants to be seriously regarded as a man is passport broing in fucking South America.
00:49:32.000 So if you get killed on accident while we take all these countries' shit, you shouldn't have been there.
00:49:38.000 Uncle Sam's bullets fly straight.
00:49:41.000 Don't get in the way.
00:49:43.000 Right?
00:49:44.000 Because American imperialism is here to fucking stay.
00:49:50.000 Now, why is kidnapping the president of Venezuela funny?
00:49:58.000 But the wars in the Middle East, I was against.
00:50:01.000 I know a lot of you are confused, so listen up.
00:50:05.000 I'm all for efficient imperialism.
00:50:09.000 I don't like when we try and be imperialist and it doesn't work and we end up spending 10 years and $25 trillion and losing loads of soldiers and getting mogged down in some bullshit.
00:50:24.000 But I do like when in 45 minutes we kidnap a nigger and get $17 trillion of oil.
00:50:33.000 I like shit that works.
00:50:36.000 I'm not against stealing shit.
00:50:39.000 I'm from the streets.
00:50:41.000 Are we all going to fucking sit around and cry, pretend this is the first time a nigga got kidnapped for money?
00:50:47.000 In fact, I would argue that's the only reason anyone gets kidnapped.
00:50:53.000 There's kidnappings going on right now in every city in the world.
00:50:56.000 Some crypto kid just got kidnapped in Paris.
00:50:59.000 Some fucking dude is kidnapped in Minneapolis.
00:51:02.000 Kidnapping happens.
00:51:03.000 If you got shit, you got to be able to protect it.
00:51:06.000 Or someone's going to fucking kidnap your ass.
00:51:08.000 That's how it works.
00:51:10.000 And they take your shit.
00:51:12.000 This is the fucking, this is the streets.
00:51:16.000 Now, if we were to say boots on the ground in Venezuela, 10-year, 25 trillion money laundering war, bullshit, I'm against that.
00:51:23.000 I am totally against us trying to run Venezuela.
00:51:28.000 When Trump's like, yeah, we're going to run the country now.
00:51:31.000 Now, fuck that.
00:51:32.000 We're not going to run nothing.
00:51:34.000 Take their shit and bounce, brev.
00:51:36.000 Take the oil and go.
00:51:40.000 That's it.
00:51:42.000 For Uncle Sam, take their shit and let's fucking leave.
00:51:47.000 Now, I know a lot of you are saying, well, actually, quite a lot of Venezuelans are glad Maduro's gone because a lot of the Venezuelans were mistreated.
00:51:57.000 I want to make something very fucking clear.
00:52:00.000 I don't give a shit what any Venezuelan thinks about anything.
00:52:07.000 I couldn't care less if Venezuelans are happy or sad we kidnapped their president.
00:52:14.000 Hey, Andrew, what?
00:52:16.000 Have you heard this opinion on Mars and Jupiter?
00:52:20.000 No, who's it by?
00:52:21.000 A Venezuelan guy.
00:52:22.000 Don't care.
00:52:24.000 Don't care what Venezuelans think about anything.
00:52:29.000 I don't care what they think about their own country.
00:52:31.000 I don't care what they think about fucking tacos.
00:52:33.000 I don't care what they think about their fucking oil.
00:52:35.000 I don't care what they think about America.
00:52:36.000 I don't care what they think about me.
00:52:38.000 I don't give a shit because you're not even a fucking nation.
00:52:41.000 You're tier three.
00:52:42.000 We bust in Delta Force and took your fucking president.
00:52:46.000 Nothing you think matters.
00:52:50.000 Nothing you think matters.
00:52:52.000 So I don't give a fuck if you're happy or sad, to be honest.
00:52:57.000 Couldn't give a fuck.
00:52:59.000 You had a whole bunch of oil and we wanted it.
00:53:03.000 And the reason Trump is different than the other presidents is because instead of starting a forever war to launder money and rape the USA tax base, he just got in and out and did the job.
00:53:16.000 I'm all for that.
00:53:18.000 Now America's richer.
00:53:20.000 Let me ask you something.
00:53:22.000 Genuine question.
00:53:25.000 Do you want to pay more for gas at the pump so Maduro can dance around on Venezuelan TV?
00:53:33.000 Be honest.
00:53:34.000 Next time you go to the gas station, there should be two buttons.
00:53:38.000 Cheap gas or expensive gas.
00:53:40.000 And if you press the expensive gas button, you get to see a video of Maduro sitting around in Venezuela.
00:53:47.000 Do you really give a fuck?
00:53:50.000 Or do you just want gas in your car?
00:53:52.000 Let's cut the bullshit, gentlemen.
00:53:54.000 Let's cut the crap.
00:53:56.000 This is how the world works.
00:53:57.000 The world is violence, kidnapping, and stealing.
00:54:02.000 Always has been, always will be.
00:54:06.000 And I know there's some idealists sit around like, you know, liberals or even some guys on the right wing now.
00:54:13.000 We're bullying the brown countries.
00:54:15.000 We're bullying and it's not fair.
00:54:20.000 Might makes right.
00:54:22.000 That is why white people are losing their host nations because they're pussies.
00:54:28.000 So us brown people turn up to white countries and take all their women and take all their shit.
00:54:32.000 Let's not pretend we don't.
00:54:34.000 Us brown people turn up to a perfectly white country, start fucking white bitches, having brown kids, and importing our entire families.
00:54:42.000 We conquer their shit, and when they say something about it, we're like, do something.
00:54:46.000 Do something.
00:54:46.000 Fight me.
00:54:48.000 That's how it works.
00:54:49.000 So while the white man still has enough capability, because they haven't all been replaced yet, to go to a brown country and steal our shit, I'm kind of like, that's how it works.
00:55:00.000 As if Venezuelans aren't conquering America anyway.
00:55:03.000 America's full of fucking Venezuelans.
00:55:09.000 At least when Trump has the oil, cool shit will be bought.
00:55:14.000 You know, like fucking Blackhawks.
00:55:16.000 Elon will end up getting a government grant and putting us on Mars.
00:55:19.000 What happens if we leave the oil with the Venezuelans?
00:55:21.000 What are they going to do with it?
00:55:24.000 What are they going to do with it?
00:55:25.000 They've had it forever.
00:55:27.000 They've had this oil forever.
00:55:28.000 What has Venezuela ever done?
00:55:29.000 Have they ever put any rockets in space?
00:55:31.000 They sit around dancing to that fucking reggaeton.
00:55:31.000 No.
00:55:35.000 They have all this oil.
00:55:37.000 The most oil in the world.
00:55:39.000 Should be a rich country.
00:55:40.000 You have the most oil in the world.
00:55:42.000 It's a fucking dump.
00:55:43.000 Everyone's starving to death, eating cats and dogs, even though they have all this oil.
00:55:47.000 And you go there and say, why are, what are you doing?
00:55:49.000 You have all this oil.
00:55:50.000 Why is your country a shithole?
00:55:52.000 And they're like, reggaeton.
00:55:57.000 Like, fuck these idiots.
00:55:58.000 Take their stuff, bro.
00:55:59.000 Bro, take their shit.
00:56:00.000 They're obviously retards.
00:56:02.000 Papa Cito.
00:56:05.000 They had all this oil and they're just playing Papacito on repeat.
00:56:10.000 Eventually, someone's have to come along and say, no, you're fucking retarded.
00:56:14.000 I'm taking their crap.
00:56:17.000 Singing about fucking and doing salsa dancing and shit.
00:56:20.000 Like, fuck them.
00:56:22.000 Fuck all of South America.
00:56:24.000 Take all their shit.
00:56:27.000 Colombia, fucking Brazil.
00:56:28.000 Who cares?
00:56:29.000 Just fucking take all of it.
00:56:31.000 Guys, guys, hello.
00:56:35.000 Wake up.
00:56:35.000 We've been doing this forever.
00:56:38.000 I know this is a big deal to you because there was a helicopter and Delta Force and we took the guy at night.
00:56:46.000 Ooh.
00:56:47.000 Guys, every single fucking election, America does this.
00:56:50.000 We get rid of the guy we don't like and we put the guy we do like in.
00:56:53.000 We've been doing this forever.
00:56:55.000 The only reason we don't have to use black hawks every five minutes is because we rig elections.
00:57:00.000 Wake up.
00:57:03.000 Normally we just rig elections.
00:57:05.000 It's quicker and easier.
00:57:06.000 No one talks about it.
00:57:08.000 But then Maduro had this great idea of canceling the election or rigging it back himself.
00:57:14.000 Can't do that.
00:57:15.000 We rigged your election to get the guy we want in Venezuela.
00:57:18.000 Oh, he rigged it back.
00:57:19.000 Interesting.
00:57:20.000 Yeah, Delta Force.
00:57:22.000 Delta.
00:57:22.000 Yeah.
00:57:23.000 Guys, get the guns.
00:57:26.000 The fuck?
00:57:27.000 You think this is the first time we chose the leader of a country?
00:57:30.000 Wake up.
00:57:33.000 And also, I'm sorry.
00:57:37.000 There's a huge skill issue element here, Maduro.
00:57:41.000 Because you knew we were coming.
00:57:43.000 We had the fucking carrier strike force off your fucking book.
00:57:47.000 I knew that.
00:57:48.000 I'm not even in charge.
00:57:49.000 I'm like, bro, I'm fucking training for a boxing match in Dubai.
00:57:54.000 And even I know there's a fucking carrier strike force off the coast of fucking Venezuela.
00:57:58.000 You're the president sitting there.
00:58:01.000 You can see aircraft carriers surrounding your whole fucking country.
00:58:04.000 And what do you do?
00:58:05.000 Go to bed?
00:58:07.000 Take, I'm tired.
00:58:10.000 Duh.
00:58:11.000 Hello.
00:58:12.000 You knew we were coming, Maduro.
00:58:13.000 Skill issue.
00:58:16.000 Then we turn up.
00:58:17.000 No air defense.
00:58:19.000 Nothing.
00:58:19.000 Nothing.
00:58:21.000 Why was there no air defense?
00:58:22.000 I'll tell you why.
00:58:23.000 Because I understand the world.
00:58:24.000 Because you know, as big of a shithole as Venezuela is, they probably could have shot down one helicopter.
00:58:30.000 How did they not shoot it down?
00:58:32.000 Let me tell you how.
00:58:33.000 Let me tell you how.
00:58:34.000 I'm Maduro.
00:58:38.000 We will fight to defend Venezuelan sovereignty.
00:58:41.000 We will fight to the end.
00:58:42.000 Trump, come and get me.
00:58:43.000 I am not scared of you.
00:58:45.000 TV broadcast ends.
00:58:46.000 Goes into his situation room.
00:58:48.000 Okay, army commanders, we have to defend me and Venezuela against Trump.
00:58:53.000 They all sit there.
00:58:54.000 Yes, sir.
00:58:55.000 Then he leaves the room.
00:58:55.000 Yes, sir.
00:58:56.000 Maduro leaves the room.
00:58:57.000 And they all sit and look around at each other.
00:58:59.000 We're fucked.
00:59:00.000 We are fucking toast.
00:59:04.000 Put your hand up if you want to get drones strike like the Iranian commanders randomly on your way home from work.
00:59:10.000 Put your hand up if you want to go on your way out to get a burrito and eat a fucking depleted uranium round through the teeth.
00:59:17.000 Nobody, nobody here wants to die pointlessly in a fucking battle we can't prevent with a drone strike.
00:59:24.000 Okay, so how are we going to defend ourselves against America?
00:59:26.000 We can't.
00:59:28.000 So then you know what those fucking military commanders did?
00:59:31.000 They all sat around.
00:59:31.000 You know what they did?
00:59:32.000 I guarantee you this is what happened.
00:59:34.000 Guarantee.
00:59:35.000 They called America.
00:59:38.000 And they said, Trump, this nigga Maduro, man.
00:59:41.000 This nigga crazy.
00:59:41.000 I mean, if you do come get him, I'm just saying, I'm tired.
00:59:45.000 I'm asleep that day, so I won't turn on the air defense.
00:59:48.000 That day, I'm asleep.
00:59:50.000 Because I don't want to die.
00:59:52.000 Because I know we don't stand a chance.
00:59:54.000 I'm just letting you know.
00:59:55.000 And America's like, ah, okay, here's a million American dollars.
00:59:59.000 You can now buy 5,000 houses in Venezuela.
01:00:04.000 You're the richest man in Venezuela.
01:00:06.000 Here's 24 pesos.
01:00:10.000 And they all took money.
01:00:12.000 And then on that night, they all went to bed.
01:00:15.000 Blackhawks turn up.
01:00:16.000 No air defense.
01:00:17.000 Not a single American gets shot.
01:00:19.000 No army.
01:00:20.000 All these videos you saw of the army marching around, none of them, nothing.
01:00:24.000 They just turn up, grab Maduro.
01:00:26.000 Hey, bro, get in the fucking helicopter.
01:00:28.000 He's like, where is my army?
01:00:31.000 Bro, your army took the money, bro.
01:00:33.000 Your army getting blowjobs.
01:00:35.000 That's how it works.
01:00:39.000 That's the reality of the world.
01:00:41.000 That's how shit really works out here.
01:00:46.000 And also, I'll say one more thing.
01:00:49.000 There is a chance that this is a negotiated surrender by Maduro.
01:00:54.000 There is a chance of that, by the way.
01:00:56.000 There's a chance that Maduro himself knew that he was going to be deposed and didn't want to lose face and look like a bitch.
01:01:03.000 So he said to the Americans, come get me.
01:01:05.000 I'll let you come get me.
01:01:07.000 Put me in jail for a year.
01:01:09.000 Let everyone forget.
01:01:10.000 And then let me out on bail.
01:01:12.000 And I'll just go away quietly.
01:01:13.000 No one will talk about me anymore.
01:01:16.000 And that'll be the end of it.
01:01:16.000 You can have Venezuela in all soil.
01:01:19.000 There's a possibility of that.
01:01:22.000 Because they would have offered him that deal.
01:01:24.000 And if he has a brain, he took it.
01:01:26.000 But there's also a possibility he said no and his commanders took it.
01:01:29.000 But someone, guys, someone took the money.
01:01:35.000 Someone took the fucking money every fucking time.
01:01:41.000 That's what really happened.
01:01:45.000 And I'm glad it happened.
01:01:47.000 So we can keep the price at the pump down.
01:01:50.000 And I haven't got to listen to fucking Papa Cito or Shakira ever again.
01:01:55.000 If we can get hold of them and put them in jail, I'm for that also.
01:01:59.000 And before anyone tells me, Shakira's from Colombia, it's all Mexico.
01:02:06.000 They're all Mexicans.
01:02:09.000 Put them all in jail.
01:02:11.000 That's how the world works.
01:02:14.000 So I am 100% for this military intervention.
01:02:17.000 In fact, if we could pull it off this flawlessly, there's loads of countries we should do this to.
01:02:23.000 There's loads of places we should do this to.
01:02:27.000 So now we're going to go through the world and discuss all the places Trump should invade and take the president to jail from.
01:02:36.000 Because you're going to soon see it's a pretty big fucking list.
01:02:43.000 Let's start with the easy one.
01:02:47.000 All of the European leaders are cucked fucking losers.
01:02:51.000 And they're cucked to the global banking interests, which isn't exactly the same as being cucked to Trump.
01:02:57.000 There is some overlay.
01:02:59.000 There is some overlap.
01:03:01.000 And they are America's bitch.
01:03:02.000 And they are in America's sphere of influence.
01:03:05.000 But they're cucked to the banks.
01:03:08.000 And the banks have shorted the Euro and have decided to destroy Europe on purpose to make trillions of dollars.
01:03:17.000 The International Monetary Fund and the large pools of transnational capital have decided to destroy and scuttle Europe purposefully in an attempt to make trillions of free dollars by shorting the Euro by destroying the quality of life in Europe.
01:03:33.000 And they've put leaders in whose primary objective is to destroy the continent.
01:03:40.000 You don't accidentally let in millions of military-aged men who only commit crime, then pay for them, then raise your taxes on your native population, then shut down all your industry.
01:03:52.000 No leader, no matter how stupid, believes that's a good idea.
01:03:56.000 Leaders do that because they've been told to destroy the continent.
01:04:02.000 And I think Trump should save Europe because I like Europe.
01:04:08.000 There's nice hotels.
01:04:09.000 There's pretty women.
01:04:11.000 You get a little coffee.
01:04:12.000 You get a baguette.
01:04:14.000 The problem with America is there's nothing to do.
01:04:14.000 You know?
01:04:17.000 Whenever I'm in America, I'm like, there's nothing to do.
01:04:19.000 Like, what do you mean there's nothing to do, bro?
01:04:21.000 We got a sports bar, gay.
01:04:24.000 Football games, gay.
01:04:26.000 Baseball, gay.
01:04:28.000 American culture sucks.
01:04:30.000 In Europe, there's lots to do because doing nothing is doing something.
01:04:33.000 You go to a cafe, you get a coffee, you get a baguette, and that's a day.
01:04:39.000 It's a fun day.
01:04:40.000 I had a great day.
01:04:41.000 I was with three bitches, all full of my cum, and I sat there and had breakfast.
01:04:45.000 That was my day.
01:04:47.000 And in America, you can't do that.
01:04:48.000 You can't just walk around.
01:04:50.000 In Europe, you just walk around, you know, just walk around.
01:04:53.000 Fun mountain roads, you drive a car.
01:04:55.000 You can't drive in America.
01:04:56.000 It's all just fucking highways.
01:04:57.000 And it's boring.
01:04:58.000 You can't race around the mountains in America.
01:05:00.000 It's boring.
01:05:01.000 So America's like, let's get a taxi to the sports bar and watch the Broncos game.
01:05:06.000 Sorry, I'm not a faggot, so I'm bored.
01:05:08.000 I don't want to do that.
01:05:10.000 Where can I go for a nice walk between cafes and see beautiful models everywhere and enjoy an espresso and eat a fucking croissant?
01:05:19.000 Nowhere?
01:05:20.000 Fuck America.
01:05:21.000 Europe's the funnest continent on the planet, but it's being tanked purposefully.
01:05:21.000 It's boring.
01:05:26.000 So Trump needs to send Delta Force and fucking kidnap all of the fucking leaders of Europe first.
01:05:33.000 Keir, Macron.
01:05:35.000 I don't even know who's in charge of Germany.
01:05:37.000 Oh, MERS.
01:05:38.000 Fucking MERS.
01:05:39.000 Get his punk ass.
01:05:40.000 Get that fucking Ursula bitch.
01:05:43.000 I'm in Europe right now.
01:05:43.000 Get all of them.
01:05:44.000 They're probably going to put me back in jail.
01:05:46.000 Don't care.
01:05:47.000 Get them.
01:05:48.000 Blackhawks, Trump.
01:05:50.000 Send it in.
01:05:50.000 Delta Force.
01:05:52.000 Put them all in jail.
01:05:55.000 By extension, all the countries are going to invade, please leave red.
01:05:58.000 By extension, I want to make this very fucking clear to everybody at home.
01:06:03.000 Greenland is ours.
01:06:08.000 Fuck them Eskimos.
01:06:11.000 If we want it, we're going to fucking take it.
01:06:15.000 And guess what the Greenlandics are going to do?
01:06:19.000 Fucking nothing.
01:06:21.000 You ain't going to do shit when Army Rangers are waving fucking fully automatic weapons in your face.
01:06:30.000 And what language do they even speak up there?
01:06:31.000 Some clicks and shit.
01:06:35.000 GET ON THE GROUND!
01:06:42.000 Try to run away on a sled dog!
01:06:44.000 Fuck you.
01:06:45.000 You ain't getting away from us.
01:06:46.000 You're on a little fucking whipping your dogs and a fucking blackhawk Apache comes.
01:06:54.000 You're worse than the fucking Packies down in Iraq.
01:06:56.000 You just had a fucking hope in hell.
01:06:58.000 This is America.
01:07:00.000 So shut the fuck up.
01:07:01.000 We're tier one.
01:07:02.000 Tier one operators.
01:07:04.000 Fuck Greenland.
01:07:05.000 And you know, the colonial power that backs Greenland.
01:07:10.000 I know this is scary.
01:07:13.000 Denmark.
01:07:15.000 You don't want to piss off the Danish.
01:07:20.000 What the fuck is Denmark going to do?
01:07:25.000 What the fuck is Denmark going to do?
01:07:29.000 I tweeted this and some member of parliament from Denmark themselves replied to me, you're going to remain in jail, actually.
01:07:36.000 Some white boy.
01:07:37.000 Listen, white boy, I've been to Denmark.
01:07:39.000 Somalis are already all over your fucking, you're already conquered.
01:07:41.000 Shut the fuck up.
01:07:43.000 Us brown people have already turned up and taken your shit.
01:07:45.000 We've taken your fucking women.
01:07:46.000 We've taken fucking Copenhagen.
01:07:48.000 We've taken everything.
01:07:50.000 I'm brown.
01:07:50.000 I can have a Danish anytime I want.
01:07:52.000 I can tell, I could order my staff to go buy me Danishes.
01:07:57.000 Fuck you.
01:07:59.000 When we invade Greenland, Denmark is going to do nothing but monitor the situation.
01:08:05.000 We strongly condemn the violation of international law.
01:08:10.000 We strongly and we hope that we need to dean to de-escalate the situation.
01:08:15.000 My statement as the president of Denmark.
01:08:18.000 Yeah.
01:08:19.000 Yeah, I got a statement for you.
01:08:21.000 It's called America.
01:08:22.000 I've got a statement for you.
01:08:24.000 Dia, we're going to de-escalate.
01:08:28.000 Come take it.
01:08:29.000 Come get your ice back.
01:08:32.000 You ain't going to do a fucking thing.
01:08:35.000 Greenland is ours.
01:08:37.000 By extension, because they go together.
01:08:42.000 Buy one, get one free.
01:08:44.000 Let's take Iceland.
01:08:46.000 Buy one, get one free.
01:08:48.000 I've been to Reykjavik.
01:08:50.000 It's sleepy.
01:08:50.000 It's boring.
01:08:52.000 They got some strong dudes there.
01:08:53.000 Do some weights, whatever, but guns are the great equalizers.
01:08:57.000 Sorry, we took Greenland.
01:08:58.000 Gotta take Iceland.
01:08:59.000 Otherwise, the Danish may use it as a staging ground to assault our new colony.
01:09:05.000 It's a good excuse.
01:09:06.000 Let's take Iceland.
01:09:08.000 What else does America need to take?
01:09:10.000 Well, Canada.
01:09:15.000 Guys, I've been hating on Canada for a while.
01:09:18.000 And for a while, I used to get pushed back from Canadians.
01:09:21.000 But now Canadians just walk around outside and see nothing but Indians and realize that they're not even a country anymore.
01:09:28.000 You're basically India now.
01:09:30.000 You're subsidizing India.
01:09:31.000 That's the only reason you exist.
01:09:34.000 And I know America has its problems, but let's be honest, Canada and Canadians.
01:09:39.000 None of you could have ever done anything as gangsters what Trump just did in Venezuela.
01:09:43.000 Ever.
01:09:43.000 If you sent a bunch of Canadians in an attempt, in an attempt to kidnap a president, you'd end up landing on the ground, starting a gay pride parade, marching around talking about gay rights, sucking the president off, and then sending him money.
01:10:00.000 You'd end up giving him aid.
01:10:01.000 You'd turn up to kidnap him, and within five minutes, you'd be like, we'll send you some Canadian dollars.
01:10:07.000 Because you suck.
01:10:08.000 Join the American Empire.
01:10:10.000 Cut the bullshit.
01:10:11.000 You're not an independent people.
01:10:13.000 You've already been conquered by India.
01:10:15.000 Do you want to be conquered by India or America?
01:10:17.000 At least Trump can like stop the Indians.
01:10:19.000 You people ain't doing nothing.
01:10:21.000 Canada is ours.
01:10:24.000 Now, as for Mexico, the thing that's so annoying about Mexico is they think they're an independent culture, all these people.
01:10:38.000 Did you know the biggest recording artist in the world is actually from Mexico?
01:10:43.000 Who?
01:10:44.000 They named some fucking person you never heard of.
01:10:47.000 No, I think it was on YouTube.
01:10:48.000 The most views ever was on one of their fucking annoying Spanish songs.
01:10:52.000 I can't remember which one it was.
01:10:53.000 Maybe it was Papacito.
01:10:55.000 Some fucking generic crap.
01:10:57.000 And it had billions of views.
01:10:59.000 They're like, look, we're a culture.
01:11:01.000 Look, everyone loves our music.
01:11:03.000 Okay.
01:11:03.000 The only reason any of the fucking artists from these shitholes have any money at all is because of the fucking Mexicans we've let into America.
01:11:13.000 We let a bunch of Mexicans into America who are stupid and funnel their money back to Shakira.
01:11:19.000 If Shakira could only get money from the people inside of her own country, none of them have any fucking money.
01:11:25.000 If she were to put on a concert in fucking Mexico where she's from, it would cost $1 a ticket.
01:11:33.000 It'd be fucking, it'd be free.
01:11:35.000 She wouldn't be able to sell a single piece of merchandise.
01:11:39.000 There wouldn't even be a line at the burrito stand.
01:11:41.000 These people are so fucking poor.
01:11:43.000 But we let you Mexicans into America.
01:11:45.000 You make money, then you funnel it back to your crap music artists.
01:11:49.000 Your whole culture is funded by America.
01:11:52.000 America doesn't respect your international borders.
01:11:55.000 America doesn't respect your fishing rights.
01:11:57.000 America doesn't respect your fucking president.
01:11:59.000 America doesn't respect your fucking culture.
01:12:01.000 We don't respect anything.
01:12:02.000 We're a fucking America.
01:12:04.000 Fuck you.
01:12:05.000 Mexico, all of it, from the top of Mexico down to the bottom, down to the bottom of fucking Argentina and Chile.
01:12:14.000 All of Mexico, the entire Mexican continent belongs to us.
01:12:18.000 We've been paying for it.
01:12:19.000 We've been putting up with you.
01:12:20.000 We've been listening to your shit music.
01:12:22.000 We've been dealing with your gangbangers.
01:12:24.000 We've been dealing with all this shit for long enough.
01:12:26.000 All of it is ours.
01:12:27.000 Send in the Blackhawks.
01:12:30.000 Take the presidents.
01:12:32.000 Now we can try it the easy way.
01:12:34.000 The way we've been doing for a very long time.
01:12:36.000 We'll choose in the election.
01:12:38.000 But if you motherfuckers want to start playing games and talking about how, you know, we're a sovereign state.
01:12:44.000 You don't decide our elections.
01:12:47.000 Delta Force do, actually.
01:12:49.000 Actually, Delta Force can decide whatever the fuck they want.
01:12:52.000 That belongs to America too.
01:12:58.000 Now, it's getting difficult because we're entering the territory.
01:13:04.000 Oh, sorry, I forgot.
01:13:07.000 Forgot, guys.
01:13:09.000 Australia.
01:13:13.000 Problem with Australia is they're as crazy as the Europeans.
01:13:17.000 They're trying to destroy the place.
01:13:19.000 But I will say, if you scroll Instagram, the baddest bitches on the planet are in Australia.
01:13:23.000 They're all baddies.
01:13:26.000 So we have to do something about this.
01:13:29.000 Because they got baddies.
01:13:31.000 So that's American Empire.
01:13:33.000 Because it's already being basically conquered by the Chinese.
01:13:36.000 The Chinese are using soft power.
01:13:38.000 America uses hard power, which is guns.
01:13:40.000 China just buys all their buildings and buys all their shit, soft power.
01:13:44.000 So Australia is already quite contested.
01:13:46.000 It's caught between two tier one countries.
01:13:49.000 But we need it on the West.
01:13:51.000 So we're going to have to find a way to sort it out.
01:13:53.000 Fix it.
01:13:54.000 Take the baddies.
01:13:55.000 I've flown about 20 to Romania already.
01:13:58.000 Fly 20 more.
01:13:59.000 Give them babies.
01:13:59.000 I'll deal with them.
01:14:00.000 We'll repopulate.
01:14:02.000 We'll be all right.
01:14:03.000 So now it's getting hard because Africa is the current gold rush.
01:14:10.000 And all the tier one nations are scrambling for Africa.
01:14:13.000 China, Russia, and America are all trying to control Africa.
01:14:16.000 America used to control Africa super heavily until the Ukraine-Russian war.
01:14:22.000 And now you'll notice that a lot of the African nations are rebelling against their colonial rulers.
01:14:28.000 Mali is rebelling against France.
01:14:30.000 Burkina Faso is rebelling against France.
01:14:32.000 The European leaders, and obviously Europe is America's bitch, all-American empire, are losing control of Africa.
01:14:40.000 And Africa is now starting to work with the Russians.
01:14:44.000 And they've already been heavily working with the Chinese for a very long time.
01:14:47.000 So the Russians and the Chinese cannot project hard power like America.
01:14:50.000 So what they have to do is just give money and like buy things, which America does too.
01:14:55.000 But they're trying to buy all of Africa.
01:14:56.000 So Africa is really contested.
01:14:58.000 It's a difficult one.
01:14:59.000 In fact, I think, and I'll have to check.
01:15:03.000 Let me quickly check this because I don't want to be anything.
01:15:06.000 I don't want to be wrong.
01:15:07.000 We all know my geopolitical takes are flawless.
01:15:09.000 I believe yesterday, Botswana, Botswana.
01:15:14.000 Botswana will soon open an embassy in Moscow and will formally start talks with Russian investors for access to African nations' raw earth minerals and diamonds.
01:15:23.000 That's Botswana.
01:15:24.000 So they're already choosing a different tier one nation.
01:15:27.000 Africa is moving towards Russia and China.
01:15:31.000 Now, this is a genuine geopolitical problem for us.
01:15:34.000 And I'll tell you why.
01:15:36.000 One, we can't control everything.
01:15:39.000 As much as I'd love to say America controls everything, they can't.
01:15:42.000 Two, if we control Africa, there's going to be more of them over like over with us.
01:15:51.000 You know, you guys know what I'm saying.
01:15:53.000 You know, like we don't mind the music a bit, but we don't want to live near them.
01:16:01.000 You know?
01:16:02.000 You know, like the whole property market is basically how close can I be to my job while not living near blacks.
01:16:09.000 So if we control all of Africa, they're going to end up like fucking flying over and overstaying visas and being here.
01:16:17.000 Like, do we really want more?
01:16:20.000 I'm in Romania and even I live with three black guys.
01:16:22.000 That's how they're fucking everywhere.
01:16:25.000 Do we really need more of this shit?
01:16:28.000 So that's the first problem.
01:16:29.000 But the second problem is they are going to become a massive geopolitical force because they're the only people who fuck and they're massively growing.
01:16:37.000 Nigeria, one country in Africa, had more live births than all of the EU last year.
01:16:42.000 So the problem we have is that if we give it to the Chinese and the Russians, in 100 years, they're going to triple in population while we decline in population.
01:16:50.000 And this is the problem because white people can't control women.
01:16:55.000 Only black people can control women.
01:16:58.000 So we kind of need them because only men with melanin can tell women what to do.
01:17:04.000 Like I find it amazing that you white people are completely run by chicks.
01:17:10.000 It's incredible.
01:17:11.000 I've seen white people say to their girlfriend or wife or who fucking ever, I want a baby.
01:17:18.000 Oh, we already have a baby.
01:17:20.000 A, you have one?
01:17:23.000 Oh, well, we can have another baby, but we need a second car.
01:17:25.000 And then he goes out there and slaves away to save up.
01:17:28.000 I'll buy a bigger car and a nanny and a bigger house and maybe she'll give me a second kid.
01:17:33.000 What the fuck?
01:17:34.000 Black people don't do that.
01:17:36.000 They say, give me a baby.
01:17:38.000 And most of the time, for some reason, women say yes.
01:17:40.000 And if they say no, they say yes because of the framing because they know that if they say no, he'll bounce.
01:17:46.000 But if they say no, they just get someone else pregnant.
01:17:49.000 They don't care.
01:17:50.000 And if she says yes and gets pregnant, he still gets someone else pregnant.
01:17:54.000 We just do it anyway.
01:17:57.000 People always say to me, Andrew, why do you have so many kids by so many women?
01:18:00.000 Because women are fucking slow, bro.
01:18:02.000 I wish women grew a baby in a week.
01:18:05.000 It'd be easier for me.
01:18:06.000 Do you think I like paying for eight fucking households, eight houses, eight Bentleys, eight nannies, eight security teams, all these fucking houses for all these fucking women to have all these fucking kids?
01:18:16.000 That pisses me off.
01:18:18.000 I'd love to have one house with a baby machine.
01:18:21.000 But my fucking, these fucking women take nine entire months to grow a single fucking baby.
01:18:26.000 And then they're like, I just had a baby.
01:18:28.000 I need to recover.
01:18:29.000 Fucking recover.
01:18:31.000 Have a cigarette and some coffee.
01:18:33.000 Get back in the game.
01:18:34.000 It's been 20 minutes, bitch.
01:18:37.000 They need a fucking month off.
01:18:39.000 Then you're getting pregnant again and they start moaning.
01:18:42.000 Ever since I've been with you, I've been pregnant the whole time.
01:18:45.000 What the fuck else are you gonna do?
01:18:46.000 Go to the club?
01:18:48.000 Of course you're pregnant.
01:18:50.000 Well, you go to the club.
01:18:51.000 You go party.
01:18:53.000 White people are like, oh, I can't get her pregnant.
01:18:55.000 And she's on a girl's holiday.
01:18:56.000 She's having fun on that guy's yacht.
01:18:59.000 It's her girlfriend's boyfriend's yacht.
01:19:01.000 And he's there with his friends.
01:19:03.000 And they're having Instagram pictures.
01:19:05.000 And I hope she has a great time.
01:19:07.000 You're going extinct.
01:19:08.000 You people fucking suck, bro.
01:19:10.000 You people fucking suck because you can't control women.
01:19:12.000 Africa is going to conquer the earth.
01:19:14.000 Bro, you can't get a bitch to have your kid, you white boys, as you earn $300,000 a year.
01:19:21.000 You understand there is a Negro in Nigeria who makes $3 a fucking month, who has 10 kids.
01:19:30.000 Do you understand?
01:19:33.000 So we can't just give Africa up because Africans know how to fuck and white people don't.
01:19:42.000 So Africa's a hard one.
01:19:44.000 So I think America should take a few of the countries.
01:19:47.000 Some.
01:19:48.000 The nicer ones.
01:19:49.000 Let's take Nigeria because the West Africans are really big and strong.
01:19:53.000 And then let's take East Africa, like Ethiopia, because they have coast and they're really good runners.
01:19:58.000 They can run really far.
01:20:00.000 So we have the best of both worlds.
01:20:03.000 And then let's just make them second-class citizens.
01:20:05.000 Keep them in the fucking ghettos away from the whites.
01:20:08.000 But we need the population.
01:20:10.000 That's what we're going to do with Africa.
01:20:14.000 Indians know how to fuck too.
01:20:15.000 Indians, there's loads of Indians.
01:20:17.000 Everyone makes fun of Indians.
01:20:19.000 Everyone clowns on them.
01:20:20.000 You're Indian.
01:20:21.000 Yeah, he's Indian, but he has kids.
01:20:23.000 You're a 28-year-old white male making fun of an Indian.
01:20:23.000 You don't.
01:20:26.000 Indian has babies.
01:20:27.000 You ain't got shit.
01:20:29.000 You got a dog and a 401k and an entitled bitch girlfriend who takes selfies all day.
01:20:35.000 You think you're fucking beating the Indian?
01:20:37.000 That motherfucker earns $2 a week, lives on fucking food poisoning curry, constantly shitting himself, hasn't had a bath since 2023, and he's still fucking.
01:20:48.000 You can't even get a kid out of some entitled fucking princess bitch constantly putting up fucking selfies of her face, spending your money.
01:20:56.000 And you think the Indian's the clown?
01:20:57.000 You white people are clowns.
01:20:59.000 White people are fucking clowns.
01:21:02.000 You know what happens when I meet a new girl?
01:21:04.000 Let me tell you a story.
01:21:05.000 I meet a new bitch.
01:21:06.000 Hi, boom.
01:21:07.000 We talk for like, I don't know, 10 minutes.
01:21:09.000 Anyway, yeah, I need children.
01:21:10.000 How many kids you got?
01:21:11.000 Eight.
01:21:12.000 Really?
01:21:13.000 With who?
01:21:14.000 Eight women.
01:21:15.000 Oh, wow, that's a lot of kids.
01:21:17.000 Yeah, what's the point in being together without having a kid?
01:21:19.000 It's just a waste of time.
01:21:20.000 It's juvenile.
01:21:20.000 I'm not doing this boyfriend, girlfriendship.
01:21:22.000 I'm not holding hands.
01:21:23.000 It's juvenile.
01:21:24.000 Well, where do they all live?
01:21:25.000 Wherever they want.
01:21:26.000 I just give them a house and a Bentley and a nanny and live wherever they want.
01:21:28.000 Some live in America, some live in Russia, some live in Dubai, some live in Australia.
01:21:33.000 Oh, wow.
01:21:34.000 Okay.
01:21:35.000 And they're a bit shocked at first.
01:21:36.000 And after 10 minutes, they start going, yeah, well, I would like kids one day.
01:21:39.000 They hear about Bentley house.
01:21:41.000 Boom, it's done.
01:21:42.000 Kid, boom, done.
01:21:43.000 Fucking first date, bruv.
01:21:45.000 First date, you white people are like, we've been married for four years.
01:21:48.000 We're going to start trying.
01:21:49.000 You're a fucking faggot.
01:21:51.000 You're a fucking faggot.
01:21:53.000 Can't have kids outside of wedlock.
01:21:55.000 It's bad for society.
01:21:57.000 You know what else is bad for society?
01:21:59.000 Extinction.
01:22:00.000 Extinction is bad for society.
01:22:05.000 Fucking there's some fun, so many fucking retards.
01:22:08.000 I wanted to debate this with Matt Walsh, who's running his mouth about polygamy is bad.
01:22:12.000 I have a beard.
01:22:13.000 Polygamy is bad.
01:22:15.000 You need to be encouraging white people to fucking knock up white women.
01:22:17.000 Pronto.
01:22:18.000 We ain't got time for fucking marriage.
01:22:20.000 We ain't got time to be walking around fucking planting bouquets of flowers and organizing some fucking bitch's uncle to have a lobster dinner.
01:22:28.000 We ain't got time because you're getting outbred.
01:22:32.000 You think the nigger in Nigeria is saying to his wife, well, we can't have kids unless we get married?
01:22:36.000 Fuck you.
01:22:36.000 Fuck this shit.
01:22:39.000 The point of marriage was that the virgin wife obeyed you.
01:22:43.000 Well, guess what?
01:22:43.000 Women don't obey and none are virgins.
01:22:45.000 So we can fuck off the marriage and we can get to the procreation, please.
01:22:50.000 Fucking Matt Walsh, Mr. Fucking Beard.
01:22:52.000 I grab him by his neck.
01:22:53.000 I grab him by his little white neck and show him the power of a brown man.
01:22:56.000 Fucking faggot.
01:22:58.000 Pussy ass.
01:23:00.000 So we need some Africa.
01:23:02.000 India.
01:23:05.000 India, the problem is they're conquering us back.
01:23:08.000 We've conquered India.
01:23:09.000 Like India basically does as we say.
01:23:12.000 I'm sure if we call India and say more spices, please, they say, okay.
01:23:18.000 But they send all their people and they conquer us back.
01:23:21.000 So do we really need India?
01:23:24.000 It's hard.
01:23:25.000 Or do we want to give them to the Russians and the Chinese?
01:23:28.000 But I don't think they like the Chinese very much.
01:23:30.000 The Chinese and the Indians have some weird beef.
01:23:33.000 Isn't there a war on the border?
01:23:35.000 There's a border war, but they agreed because they're both nuclear powers to not use guns.
01:23:39.000 So they fight with sticks.
01:23:40.000 Let's find the video.
01:23:41.000 They fight with sticks.
01:23:42.000 That's pretty cool.
01:23:44.000 Do we need India?
01:23:47.000 Fuck it.
01:23:48.000 Take it.
01:23:49.000 Let's take India at it.
01:23:51.000 Now, this is enough for the American Empire.
01:23:53.000 If we can get white people to stop simping over women, stop pretending women's fucking views matter.
01:23:59.000 Well, my wife doesn't want another kid.
01:24:01.000 Who fucking cares what she fucking wants?
01:24:04.000 I thought you were the man of the house, you dumb cunt.
01:24:07.000 I thought you were paying the bills.
01:24:09.000 Hello?
01:24:10.000 Are you allowing your genetic progeny?
01:24:13.000 You allowing your bloodline, which will echo into eternity to be limited by the whims of a female?
01:24:18.000 Is that what you're doing?
01:24:19.000 You're sitting there going, my wife doesn't want a kid, so I guess I'll just go without one.
01:24:23.000 I'll do the barbecue.
01:24:24.000 I'm a real man, Matt Walsh.
01:24:26.000 You're faggots.
01:24:27.000 Well, we're not married.
01:24:29.000 We can't possibly have a kid if we're not married.
01:24:32.000 Oh my gosh.
01:24:35.000 Gay.
01:24:37.000 You know what you call men who don't have kids with women?
01:24:41.000 Gay.
01:24:42.000 That's what you call them.
01:24:46.000 So yeah, basically, basically, we're going to regime change all of this.
01:24:53.000 I'm going to call Delta Force.
01:24:56.000 In fact, let me test something because quickly.
01:25:05.000 I'm going to call Delta Force and tell them to gear up.
01:25:16.000 Saying I have no credit to call.
01:25:19.000 Guess I'm broke after all, because I just use internet.
01:25:22.000 Can you, I need to call the Danish embassy and ask them what they're going to do about Greenland.
01:25:26.000 I have to try to call the Danish embassy and book arrest.
01:25:26.000 Can you call?
01:25:28.000 I'm going to ask them what their plan is because we're going to invade Greenland.
01:25:30.000 Yeah, let's see if we get on speakerphone.
01:25:32.000 I'm going to let them know that we're coming.
01:25:33.000 So yeah, Blackhawks, we're going to go around.
01:25:36.000 We're going to take all these fucking leaders and put them all in fucking jail.
01:25:40.000 We're going to put our people in.
01:25:42.000 We're going to tell white people to stop being fucking simp cunts.
01:25:45.000 We're going to make them all second-class citizens that work for the white man.
01:25:48.000 Look, I'm only half white, but let's be honest.
01:25:50.000 White people are more organized.
01:25:51.000 It's just better this way.
01:25:52.000 So we're going to get the white people and then we're going to have the second class citizens, everyone else below them.
01:25:57.000 Me, I'm like half one, half the other, so I can choose what team I'm on.
01:26:00.000 I'm like tier two, and we're going to conquer the whole world.
01:26:03.000 The Blackhawks did a fantastic job.
01:26:05.000 Trump was in and out.
01:26:06.000 We're $17 trillion richer in 45 quick minutes.
01:26:09.000 I love it.
01:26:10.000 We're going to take fucking Greenland.
01:26:13.000 I'm really not for all this.
01:26:16.000 We need to respect each country's whims, bullshit.
01:26:21.000 Any questions?
01:26:34.000 Or have I been pretty fucking clear?
01:26:45.000 Are they answering?
01:26:50.000 I'll leave a message for the Danish embassy.
01:26:51.000 No problem.
01:26:52.000 Give it to me, please.
01:26:54.000 Are they talking their elf language?
01:26:56.000 Google Glockly Gluckly Glock.
01:26:58.000 Guggly Glock Guggly Glock This is an elf language We America's not scared of fucking elves.
01:27:26.000 This is an elf language.
01:27:28.000 This isn't even a real fucking language.
01:27:33.000 are they saying?
01:27:36.000 Fjorden, Bjorden, Sjorden?
01:27:41.000 Okay, I'm just going to press buttons.
01:27:42.000 See if something happens.
01:27:47.000 English.
01:27:50.000 No, she just said welcome.
01:27:51.000 She stole one English word.
01:27:55.000 All right.
01:27:57.000 Maybe they're closed.
01:27:58.000 I'm going to call the Danish embassy and let them know that Delta Force are going to Greenland.
01:28:02.000 Europe, you're on notice.
01:28:03.000 We're taking your shit.
01:28:04.000 Mexicans, fuck your music.
01:28:06.000 Fuck your burritos.
01:28:08.000 Fuck your tacos.
01:28:09.000 Fuck your nachos.
01:28:10.000 Fuck the enchiladas.
01:28:12.000 Fuck all your music artists.
01:28:12.000 Don't care.
01:28:14.000 Fuck your culture.
01:28:15.000 Fuck your fucking rice and beans.
01:28:17.000 Fuck Taco Bell.
01:28:18.000 Fuck Chipotle.
01:28:20.000 Fuck all of it.
01:28:21.000 We're taking all your shit.
01:28:22.000 All your oil, low gas prices.
01:28:24.000 That's our plan.
01:28:25.000 Africa, we need Nigerians because you're big and strong.
01:28:28.000 We're going to put fucking ambulances there.
01:28:30.000 We know you need those.
01:28:31.000 Ethiopia, you can run really far.
01:28:33.000 We're going to take you to Indians.
01:28:35.000 You can come, but you're second-class citizens.
01:28:37.000 Europe's all getting replaced.
01:28:38.000 Australia, stop letting the Chinese buy your shit.
01:28:41.000 This is how we're going to run it.
01:28:42.000 Geopolitics, Top G, top striker.
01:28:44.000 I'm glad Trump did it.
01:28:45.000 45 minutes in and out.
01:28:46.000 17 trillion richer.
01:28:47.000 Guys, this is how the world works.
01:28:49.000 It's how the world works.
01:28:50.000 Niggas get kidnapped.
01:28:51.000 Money gets taken.
01:28:52.000 Welcome to the fucking streets.
01:28:54.000 Top G. That's the war between China and India without guns, by the way.
01:29:09.000 Let me play it again for you guys.
01:29:11.000 Loon.
01:29:54.000 Comproducer.
01:29:56.000 We got all that boats producer.