Nothing ever happens anymore. I remember when things used to happen in the world, and I d do my show and like something cool would happen. But now, nothing at all happens. The world is just a endless sludge of stock pricing, transnational capital, and more and more diversity.
00:07:21.000I'm no longer one of the cool young kids.
00:07:23.000You have all these young streamers, all these young people in politics, these young people running around with live camera everywhere they go outside.
00:09:22.000Which I guess is convenient because I don't have time to do the show because I'm busy traveling the world, but nothing is happening anymore.
00:09:31.000Last time I did a fun emergency meeting, Blackhawks went to Venezuela and kidnapped the president.
00:13:00.000Your politics are some old man who emails Epstein, who's stealing money with Somalians, taking his little boyfriend into the Senate and fucking him in the ass.
00:13:21.000Guys, the vote only exists so you don't rebel.
00:13:24.000The vote exists so you don't burn the whole system down because you think, I don't have to go burn it all down because I get a chance to vote.
00:13:31.000And then you vote someone in and that person doesn't do much.
00:13:33.000And if they try and do anything important, some black judge from Arkansas stops it.
00:16:43.000What's going to happen is that an AI techno communist state is going to be built that stops you complaining about the endless diversity dildo that you have to take.
00:20:05.000don't have children it's just like white people are just as a mixed race man i try and stick up for the white guy but you literally can't anymore Because they're just like pandas refusing to breed.
00:20:18.000You know, like pandas when they sit there and they just sit like retards.
00:20:22.000And eventually you get to the point where like, you know what?
00:21:07.000Your ancestors are sitting there going, yes, exactly what we wanted.
00:21:12.000We wanted to fight saber-toothed tigers and fend off frostbite so that in 3,000 years, our direct descendant can put a little piece of rubber on his pee pee and put it in a girl and have no other kids and the bloodline would die.
00:24:24.000And I don't blame them for checking out from society because they're totally right with the jester gooning thing.
00:24:29.000Like you have to try so hard to get some basic ass bitch that's been fucking pounded all over the place who's begging to have sex with me.
00:24:37.000You're chasing some girl and you're trying to fucking take her out on a nice date to Pizza Hut.
00:24:42.000And she's spamming fake accounts that people have made of me trying to get a flight to Dubai to get have sex with me in a fucking foursome with three other girls she doesn't even know.
00:24:54.000you met on the first day like it's being a normal dude would fucking blow bro I get it.
00:26:25.000Why would I pay a member of staff who doesn't listen to me?
00:26:28.000If you don't do your job, you get fired.
00:26:30.000Social contracts completely toast and it's because of these algos.
00:26:36.000Me, Andrew Tate, one of the most famous men on the planet, a literal billionaire with unknown pools of fucking untapped, massive piles of cash, has women saying to him, can't believe you didn't send me anything on Valentine's.
00:26:55.000Why the fuck would I send you something on Valentine's?
00:28:24.000How dare you have the audacity to complain about some flowers on some bullshit made-up day when I'm literally fighting the governments all around the world as if I'm not stressed enough?
00:28:36.000You weren't even a virgin when I met you.
00:29:21.000But if you're a young man watching this and you think that you're going to fall in love in some Disney fucking princess bullshit, it's all fucking bullshit.
00:29:26.000Any real G doesn't, that doesn't happen.
00:29:29.000You're like, okay, she's not that annoying and she's hot.
00:34:24.000When you carry water on your head across the fucking Mozambican desert, because if you don't go on a nine-mile trek each morning to some pump, which was installed by UNICEF, you're going to die of dehydration.
00:34:40.000That's hard work, but you're still fucking broke.
00:34:45.000So working hard in and of itself is not enough to escape the Matrix.
00:34:50.000You have to identify opportunities and you have to go first and you have to be brave.
00:34:54.000You have to be brave enough to do the things that others haven't done yet.
00:34:59.000You can walk to the pump nine kilometers away and get guaranteed water, or you can dig a hole and maybe get unlimited water instead of two bottles.
00:35:12.000But there's a risk that you dig a hole for no reason.
00:37:24.000We're about to get dragged into another forever war.
00:37:28.000Your judicial system, your educational system, your medical systems are all corrupted.
00:37:33.000Nobody's having children because you can't find a girlfriend because the algo has AI slopped her mind to the point where she thinks she's special enough to be with a fucking trillionaire and you have nothing.
00:37:46.000And you think the answer to this is to watch sports ball and then you complain that halfway through the sports ball game, a silly fucking Mexican talks shit?
00:38:03.000If you're going to watch sports ball, of course the universe is going to punish you by making sports ball worse by adding a random Mexican.
00:40:18.000We're all fully caught in the Matrix on our phones.
00:40:23.000I would love for like aliens to appear or a meteorite to be on its way to destroy Earth.
00:40:29.000Like if a meteorite was on its way down to destroy all of Earth on its way down in the sky and a crowd gathered beneath it and it was certain death.
00:40:41.000Everybody had two minutes left to live before the meteorite strikes Earth and everyone dies.
00:41:02.000All these fucking women who put Bible quotes on their Instagram after they get plowed all night.
00:41:08.000Have sex with some random guy all night and they feel bad.
00:41:11.000So the next morning it's a Bible quote before some little Christian boy falls in love with them.
00:41:17.000They'd be standing there looking at the meteorite on its way to destroy them and they wouldn't think about, you know, humility, God, this God that they've loved so much after being a whore.
00:41:29.000They wouldn't think about kissing their parents.
00:47:01.000Uncle G. Another reason I don't do emergency meetings is because I have started only broadcasting inside of the school to the unfair advantage.
00:47:14.000Because inside of the school, I can say a lot more than I say out here.
00:48:33.000There's no point podcasting about politics because Epstein has proved that regardless of whether you're on the left or the right, you're just a rich pedophile who's happy to fuck kids on a secret island and steal from your constituents.
00:50:04.000So there's no point in having a whole bunch of women around you to try and be cool because it just makes you look like a guy who's addicted to fucking prostitutes because that's all they are.
00:50:27.000I can go on a date and I can talk about World War II.
00:50:29.000I can talk about Zhukov's counterattack the entire time and we'll go home after a long discussion about the tiger tank and she'll suck my fucking balls.