Tate Speech - March 04, 2026


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 124 - MAD MAX


Episode Stats


Length

41 minutes

Words per minute

47.221336

Word count

1,977

Sentence count

180

Harmful content

Misogyny

11

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Toxicity

85

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Hate speech

21

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Summary

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Tristan and Andrew are stuck in the middle of the desert in Kazakhstan, and time is running out. Will they make it back to civilization? Will they survive? Or will they die in the desert? Will it be too late to make it home?

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00:29:55.000 Take a producer and make the best show.
00:29:59.000 It's good to produce her.
00:30:02.000 We got all that boats producer.
00:30:07.000 Gonna bring the feeling of producer to the emergency meeting.
00:31:37.000 Hi, friends.
00:31:38.000 So time is against us.
00:31:40.000 We have to give you guys a quick update on our plans, in case we die Although I do think it's impossible to die because Tristan's got his adventurer hat on from Kazakhstan.
00:31:49.000 It's actually my road warrior hat now, because I am a road warrior, a road warrior, a warrior of the road. 0.99
00:31:55.000 So basically, we got tired with everyone being a fucking coward and pissing their pants. 0.99
00:31:59.000 Let me rewind Sorry, let me rewind. 0.99
00:32:02.000 Did you mind if I rewind if I please time travel?
00:32:03.000 Let me see time travel.
00:32:04.000 Take it back through time.
00:32:06.000 Take it back to about 2019, 2020.
00:32:08.000 Take it back.
00:32:09.000 Everyone was peeing their pants off to do COVID. 0.94
00:32:14.000 All the people in China are dropping dead. 1.00
00:32:17.000 The two realist niggers on the internet said, fuck this, let's take the last flight out of this hellhole where they're about to lock people down and go to open countries and live stream and get ourselves in trouble with the matrix and get ourselves put in jail for exposing big farmers scam. 1.00
00:32:30.000 Who were those two real niggas? 1.00
00:32:31.000 The only two real niggas? 1.00
00:32:32.000 Now everyone pretends they know Covet was a scam. 0.87
00:32:34.000 They pretend they're tough now, but at the time they pissed their pants. 0.98
00:32:37.000 At the time, two real niggers went to Sweden and fucked everything that moved and all over the internet and in Belarus and Belarus what everyone else is like. 1.00
00:32:46.000 Oh my god, I might get the sniffles. 1.00
00:32:47.000 Oh, my grandma, my grandma, let me suck off my grandma. 1.00
00:32:51.000 I wasn't even wearing fucking condoms in Sweden, let alone fucking face covet masks. 1.00
00:32:55.000 Anyway, long story short, that's kind of. 0.99
00:32:59.000 In one way, that's one of the reasons we blew up, isn't it?
00:33:02.000 Because we were the only niggers in a world full of bored people staring at their laptops listening to their wives yeah, two real niggas were living life and that that we we kind of owe our success to that bravery.
00:33:11.000 Yeah, what do you say when you don't know what to do? 0.56
00:33:14.000 Always take the brave choice.
00:33:15.000 When you're not sure what to do, take the brave choice.
00:33:18.000 So let me aikido forward in time one second, 2026.
00:33:24.000 Everyone is peeing their pants again.
00:33:28.000 There's missiles in the Middle East. 0.67
00:33:30.000 And oh, isn't it dangerous in Dubai? 0.96
00:33:32.000 I'd rather be here in London where you get stabbed. 1.00
00:33:35.000 Blah, Maybe I'll get a flight out of Dubai if I could charter a jet and get fucked in the butt by a male aerostrate on my way to Paris. 1.00
00:33:44.000 Get out now! 1.00
00:33:46.000 Get out now! 1.00
00:33:47.000 Run away! 0.98
00:33:48.000 Get out now! 1.00
00:33:50.000 A series of unfortunate events have left us outside of the action zone, the danger zone.
00:33:56.000 Because we were in Kazakhstan, which was the danger zone. 1.00
00:33:58.000 Yeah, we were in...
00:33:59.000 So, we were in...
00:34:01.000 We were in Turkey, Remaining, Kazakhstan, New York.
00:34:04.000 We took an extended trip that happened weeks before anyone knew this stuff was going to kick off. 0.98
00:34:09.000 And I was in Almaty partying it up with the Kazakh nomads, drinking their milky, alcoholic-flavored beer, thinking this is fucking epic. 0.98
00:34:16.000 And then suddenly... 0.99
00:34:17.000 Almaty with the Kazakh batty. 1.00
00:34:19.000 not allowed to return to Dubai because there's rockets, there's rockets, get out now, get out now.
00:34:25.000 Run away! 0.98
00:34:26.000 Let me tell you.
00:34:27.000 Run away! 0.98
00:34:29.000 I like Dubai.
00:34:30.000 So do I.
00:34:31.000 And if I like something or I want to be somewhere, I'm going to go there.
00:34:36.000 I don't know about you.
00:34:37.000 Bro, I love Dubai.
00:34:38.000 I'm going to go there. 0.95
00:34:38.000 I'm a rich nigger. 0.95
00:34:39.000 I'm a rich nigger, and that's the only place rich niggers can thrive. 1.00
00:34:43.000 So, everyone's pooing their pants, as always. 0.98
00:34:46.000 And as the world poos its pants, two men owe it to the world to set a real example and charge at the gunfire.
00:34:54.000 But, Andrew, all the airports in Dubai and Abu Dhabi and the UAE are closed.
00:34:59.000 How are you going to get in?
00:35:01.000 Have you seen the hat?
00:35:05.000 Yes or no?
00:35:06.000 Have you seen the hat? 1.00
00:35:08.000 Position answer all your trifling ass motherfucking questions about how I'm getting in. 0.99
00:35:15.000 I just need to get somewhere in the Middle East. 1.00
00:35:19.000 Nice.
00:35:20.000 Nice.
00:35:21.000 You put me somewhere in the Middle East, and the Road Warrior will find his way home.
00:35:28.000 That's what our plan is.
00:35:30.000 What's your plan?
00:35:30.000 Is it detailed?
00:35:32.000 No.
00:35:33.000 Somehow, get to the Middle East.
00:35:36.000 I keto my way to four wheels, point my vehicle in the right direction, straighten my Road Warrior hat, warm up the engine with a sand whirlwind Aikido storm, and ride like the wind.
00:35:51.000 Yeah, so our basic plan is to get somewhere in the Middle East, get on dirt bikes, drive through the desert, get across the border into the UAE, where a Bugatti and a Pagani are waiting for us, where we can burn all the way home to Dubai in the middle of a war, amongst falling ordnance, while everyone else runs away. 1.00
00:36:09.000 We go there to prove they're fucking pussies. 1.00
00:36:12.000 And the reason we're doing this emergency meeting is because our first flight, we have to take three flights to pull this off. 1.00
00:36:17.000 Our first flight leaves in two and a half hours.
00:36:20.000 So we're updating you on our plans.
00:36:22.000 We're gonna have sporadic communications.
00:36:24.000 We're gonna have bad internet, but we're gonna update Twitter with everything we're doing the entire way, and you're gonna watch us make it all the way into Dubai while everyone else pisses their pants and leaves Dubai. 0.99
00:36:34.000 Guys, I am very angry at every fucking coward who left. 0.98
00:36:38.000 Do not go to Dubai to avoid taxes. 1.00
00:36:40.000 Talk about how great it is.
00:36:41.000 Talk about how nice your life is. 1.00
00:36:43.000 And the second there's any kind of inconvenience, run away like a fucking pussy. 1.00
00:36:45.000 If you love a country, you fucking stand there and you stick by it. 1.00
00:36:48.000 You should be standing in your city showing that you're unafraid. 0.99
00:36:52.000 Dubai's been good to us. 1.00
00:36:53.000 Anyone who hates Dubai is fucking poor. 0.99
00:36:55.000 It's a fantastic place for rich people to be. 1.00
00:36:58.000 All rich people like it.
00:36:59.000 All broke people hate it.
00:37:00.000 And the reason everyone's hating on it on the internet right now is because it's so great.
00:37:04.000 I want to make a point.
00:37:05.000 No one is saying right now, ha ha ha, you live in Tehran and you got bombed.
00:37:09.000 And they're not saying, ha ha ha, you live in Tel Aviv and you got bombed.
00:37:12.000 You know why? 0.98
00:37:12.000 Because they know that Tehran and Tel Aviv are both shitholes. 0.98
00:37:15.000 So no one cares.
00:37:16.000 But when you live in Dubai, they make fun of you because they know your life is great.
00:37:19.000 They know Dubai is great.
00:37:20.000 They're hard coping.
00:37:21.000 They're trying to pretend they don't want to live there when truthfully, they can't afford to live there.
00:37:26.000 Because if you crash a Mini Cooper or you crash your Volkswagen Golf and post it online, nobody cares.
00:37:30.000 If I crash my Bugatti or when that Pagani window smashed and we posted it online, billions of impressions of people saying, aha, your car's broken. 1.00
00:37:38.000 Why?
00:37:38.000 Because you want it.
00:37:39.000 Hey, always comes from below.
00:37:40.000 I wish you had it.
00:37:41.000 Hate always comes from below.
00:37:42.000 Dubai is a wonderful place.
00:37:43.000 And look, I'm not an Arab.
00:37:45.000 I'm not Emirati. 0.93
00:37:47.000 However, what I am is a loyal real nigger.
00:37:51.000 And I respect the UAE leadership. 1.00
00:37:53.000 He's walking around the fucking mall right now. 1.00
00:37:55.000 Walk around the fucking mall right now. 1.00
00:37:58.000 Straight to the mall. 1.00
00:37:59.000 I like the leadership.
00:38:00.000 I like the politics.
00:38:01.000 I like the city.
00:38:02.000 I like the country as a whole.
00:38:04.000 It's been good to me.
00:38:06.000 I like living there.
00:38:07.000 It's amazing.
00:38:09.000 So even though I'm American and I'm not Emirati, I at least give respect back where respect's been given to me. 0.99
00:38:17.000 It's the only country that I've lived in in the last 20 years where I'm allowed to just live in freedom, unharassed and unperturbed by random retards trying to fuck with me. 1.00
00:38:26.000 I like it there. 0.98
00:38:27.000 So you've been good to me, Dubai.
00:38:29.000 So I'm going to set an example for the whole world and prove that even under these not ideal circumstances, it's still the place to be.
00:38:38.000 And to prove that, I need to get there.
00:38:40.000 And to get there, I'll do anything, Road Warrior hat on, right like the wind.
00:38:45.000 Mad Max, dirt bikes, backpacks.
00:38:48.000 You and I. We've had war room members prepare supplies for us in four different countries.
00:38:54.000 We have water drops.
00:38:55.000 We have protein bars.
00:38:56.000 We have fuel canisters.
00:38:58.000 We have dirt bikes.
00:38:59.000 All we have to do is get to the Bugatti and the Pagani, which are hiding near the border of UAE. 1.00
00:39:04.000 We cross into UAE, we get in the bug, we get in the Pagani, we burn all the way home to our penthouse, laughing about how everyone's a fucking faggot besides us. 1.00
00:39:12.000 We're the last fucking real niggas alive. 1.00
00:39:13.000 We're going at the war. 0.99
00:39:15.000 And you know what?
00:39:16.000 Someone said to me, Andrew, what happens if you get there and everything gets a whole bunch worse?
00:39:20.000 And my answer is this.
00:39:21.000 Good.
00:39:22.000 Good. 0.99
00:39:22.000 Because when it all goes down, I'm not going to be sitting here outside fucking tweeting. 0.99
00:39:27.000 I'm so glad I ran away. 0.99
00:39:29.000 I'm so glad I peed my pants and I wasn't there.
00:39:33.000 No, my life story is I was there. 1.00
00:39:36.000 I was held up in the fucking hotel spraying my AK at the fucking Iranian army before I got hit by a fucking drone. 1.00
00:39:43.000 That's where I was. 1.00
00:39:44.000 I was in the fucking war. 1.00
00:39:46.000 Because that's where I lived. 1.00
00:39:47.000 I didn't fucking run. 0.99
00:39:48.000 I was there. 0.99
00:39:49.000 So I hope it gets worse. 0.99
00:39:50.000 I don't get fucking stranded there. 1.00
00:39:51.000 Give me a fucking gun. 1.00
00:39:53.000 You know, Andrew? 1.00
00:39:53.000 What's the point in living if you don't feel a fucking live? 1.00
00:39:57.000 How many times in our life should we have run away? 0.97
00:40:00.000 We could have run away from lots of stuff.
00:40:01.000 Do you remember when we went to Florida after we got free from Romania?
00:40:05.000 And it was like, oh, you have to go back to Romania at some point.
00:40:08.000 Otherwise, they'll do this.
00:40:09.000 Romania can't extradite me from America.
00:40:11.000 I didn't have to come back. 0.97
00:40:12.000 I came back because I'm a real nigger.
00:40:14.000 We're not running from the police.
00:40:16.000 We don't run from nobody.
00:40:17.000 We don't run from the court.
00:40:18.000 We don't run from Iran.
00:40:19.000 You can't spell Iran without Iran. 0.87
00:40:21.000 What if it escalates?
00:40:22.000 What if it escalates? 1.00
00:40:23.000 Bitch, I'm Tristan Tate. 1.00
00:40:24.000 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:40:25.000 Listen. 0.99
00:40:26.000 Escalate rhymes with Tristan Tate.
00:40:27.000 Iran, if you escalate, we'll escalate. 0.97
00:40:31.000 Road Warrior hat.
00:40:34.000 You don't want us to escalate, Iran. 0.88
00:40:35.000 So I'm just telling you, I'm about to come.
00:40:37.000 I'm about to be there. 0.99
00:40:39.000 So if you want to escalate, we'll fucking escalate. 1.00
00:40:41.000 We're not bitch made like all these other fucking faggots who post about how great Dubai is and piss their fucking pants because a tennis ball flew over the border. 1.00
00:40:49.000 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:40:50.000 You want to escalate with us? 1.00
00:40:51.000 You want to fucking escalate with us? 1.00
00:40:53.000 Fucking try it. 1.00
00:40:54.000 We're Road Warriors to the end. 0.99
00:40:59.000 All right, should we get to the airport?
00:41:00.000 Go get to the airport.
00:41:01.000 And we got to talk and make sure that the War Room guys, I nearly said his name, have the bikes already full of fuel.
00:41:07.000 Right, guys, follow our Twitter.
00:41:10.000 All jokes aside, we'll be in Dubai very soon.
00:41:13.000 Speed.
00:41:29.000 Gonna bring the feeling of the producer.
00:41:33.000 Really am here to see me.
00:41:51.000 They make the best show.