Tate Speech - March 29, 2026


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 126 - THE FLAVOUR OF SUFFERING


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Length

34 minutes

Words per Minute

148.53229

Word Count

5,060

Sentence Count

495

Misogynist Sentences

40

Hate Speech Sentences

36


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00:05:36.000 We live, yeah.
00:05:41.000 All right, gentlemen.
00:05:44.000 I'm here in response to many emails I've been getting lately from people who seem concerned with the Iran war and the price of fuel and how expensive everything is becoming and how difficult it is becoming to get by.
00:05:56.000 Crypto is a mess.
00:05:58.000 The stock market is a mess.
00:06:00.000 Real estate isn't paying.
00:06:02.000 A lot of people found a financial haven in the Gulf.
00:06:05.000 That's now getting bombed.
00:06:07.000 Nobody knows what's going to come next.
00:06:08.000 Everybody is uncertain.
00:06:09.000 So everybody is emailing me asking me what I think on these subjects.
00:06:13.000 There's a whole bunch of people who are giving you geopolitical analysis.
00:06:16.000 That's not what I'm here for.
00:06:17.000 I'm here to make something very fucking clear to you.
00:06:21.000 You are a full-grown man.
00:06:23.000 And as a full-grown man, the most important thing you can do is blink and cure your brain and get rid of this idea that somehow your life was ever supposed to be or is ever going to be easy.
00:06:38.000 Men have never had it easy since the dawn of human time.
00:06:42.000 We were getting corralled into concentration camps.
00:06:46.000 We were being enlisted in armies to go and die to prevent us from being corralled into concentration camps.
00:06:53.000 We were forced, pressed into the Navy to live on a boat for two solid years amongst men we barely know to eventually die in a battle when a cannonball rips our arm off.
00:07:07.000 We were constantly and endlessly suffering.
00:07:10.000 At what point in human history was being a man better than it is today?
00:07:14.000 When was it ever easier?
00:07:16.000 When was it even ever easier to have a peaceful life and get rich?
00:07:20.000 Never.
00:07:21.000 Of course, the world is hard.
00:07:23.000 It was never supposed to be easy.
00:07:26.000 As a man, it is your primary objective to endlessly absorb blows and never quit.
00:07:34.000 That's it.
00:07:35.000 It's what you were born for.
00:07:37.000 It's what women want from you.
00:07:38.000 It's what society wants from you.
00:07:40.000 It is what God wants from you for you to stand up and get hit over and over and over and never quit, never give up, never give in.
00:07:49.000 I'm not saying you have to like it.
00:07:51.000 I'm not saying it's easy.
00:07:53.000 I'm not saying I don't wish it was different, but I will tell you that I have learnt the only thing, the only skill that matters on this planet is endless persistence, stubbornness.
00:08:05.000 No matter what you do to me, no matter what you hit me with, I'm going to get up and you're going to have to do it again.
00:08:12.000 I will exhaust you.
00:08:13.000 I will exhaust you via persistence.
00:08:16.000 No matter what you shoot me with, no matter what you punch me with, I will turn up again and make you do it over and over and over until eventually the cosmos itself respects me.
00:08:27.000 God will respect me.
00:08:29.000 Society will respect me.
00:08:31.000 Women will respect me.
00:08:32.000 My friends will respect me.
00:08:33.000 The universe will respect me.
00:08:35.000 Not because I always win, but because I always turn up ready to lose over and over again.
00:08:41.000 No matter how badly you hurt me, I'm going to be there.
00:08:44.000 I'm going to make you work to beat me.
00:08:47.000 You don't get to knock me down once.
00:08:49.000 You don't get to hit me with something.
00:08:50.000 You don't get to indict me.
00:08:52.000 You don't get to make me cry.
00:08:53.000 You don't get to do something and I quit and give up and I go away.
00:08:56.000 No, sir.
00:08:57.000 I am a permanent problem.
00:09:00.000 I am a splinter in your mind for the rest of your consciousness.
00:09:04.000 I will always be here, whether I'm free, whether I'm in jail.
00:09:08.000 As long as I'm breathing, you will always have to exist on an earth where I don't give up.
00:09:14.000 I haven't quit and I am ready to fight again.
00:09:17.000 And you can beat me 10,000 times.
00:09:19.000 You can beat me over and over.
00:09:21.000 It doesn't make a difference.
00:09:23.000 I will stand up and I will fight you anyway.
00:09:26.000 I'm not concerned about how bad this world's going to get because the world has always been bad.
00:09:32.000 The worst thing that happens to you is the worst thing that happens to you, irregardless of how small it is.
00:09:39.000 If you had a perfect life, if everything was going perfectly well all the time and you had all this money and fame and women and everything was fine and the worst thing that ever happened to you is your car wouldn't start.
00:09:50.000 That would devastate you the same as you now living a life where you're about to go fucking broke or get enlisted into a war.
00:09:56.000 It doesn't matter.
00:09:57.000 It's all relative.
00:09:59.000 Suffering is universal.
00:10:00.000 It is here to stay.
00:10:02.000 It is going nowhere.
00:10:03.000 You are a man.
00:10:04.000 You are built to suffer.
00:10:06.000 Your primary objective is to become so good at suffering that you can be an umbrella for others so they don't have to suffer.
00:10:14.000 The world is a storm.
00:10:16.000 It is your job to shield others from the rain, to absorb the suffering.
00:10:22.000 I absorb the suffering of my children.
00:10:24.000 I absorb the suffering of my mother.
00:10:26.000 I absorb the suffering of the women I care about.
00:10:29.000 I pay the bills.
00:10:30.000 I struggle to make the money.
00:10:31.000 I keep them safe.
00:10:32.000 I deal with all the problems.
00:10:34.000 I deal with all the stress and they can all live underneath me.
00:10:38.000 I am the magnet, the sponge for suffering.
00:10:41.000 You know why?
00:10:41.000 Because no matter what you hit me with, no matter how many times you hit me, no matter how many times you shoot me in the face, I'm going to stand up and I'm going to make you do it again.
00:10:51.000 That's how I win.
00:10:52.000 I win by endlessly showing up and making you repeat your task.
00:10:57.000 Over and over, I will make you attack me because I'm not going anywhere.
00:11:02.000 I wasn't born to be a fucking coward.
00:11:05.000 I wasn't born to live half a life.
00:11:07.000 And I have learned something in my 39 years of existence.
00:11:11.000 The universe only respects the endlessly persistent.
00:11:16.000 People often say the endlessly optimistic win the world and the endlessly optimistic get the most done.
00:11:22.000 That is wrong.
00:11:24.000 I'm not fucking optimistic.
00:11:26.000 I know what's going to happen to me.
00:11:28.000 You think I think I can beat every single justice system on the planet?
00:11:31.000 You think I don't know there are people trying to kill me?
00:11:33.000 You think I'm fucking dumb?
00:11:35.000 The difference is I don't need to be an optimist because I'll smile while you hurt me.
00:11:40.000 That's the difference between me and everyone else.
00:11:43.000 I don't need to see everything through rose-tinted glasses.
00:11:46.000 I don't need to be happy.
00:11:47.000 I don't need to believe I can win.
00:11:49.000 I don't need hope.
00:11:50.000 I don't need anything.
00:11:51.000 I have stubbornness and persistence.
00:11:53.000 That's what I have.
00:11:54.000 And that's always been enough for me to carve out any life I have ever wanted.
00:12:00.000 The world as a man is only ever going to be 95% drowning.
00:12:08.000 You're going to be underwater, struggling to breathe, drowning.
00:12:11.000 And you know what God does?
00:12:13.000 You know what the universe does?
00:12:14.000 When you're just about to black out, when it's all over, he'll rise you to the top.
00:12:19.000 Air bubbles will appear out of nowhere and something will float you to the top just long enough for you to breathe again.
00:12:26.000 Not to enjoy the beautiful serene sunshine, not to be rescued, not to make it to dry land.
00:12:33.000 No, for you to splutter, to spit out the water, to get another breath, and then you're back down in the water over and over and over.
00:12:43.000 That is the constant, endless experience of being a man.
00:12:48.000 Of my 365 days, I get to breathe 10 of them.
00:12:53.000 The rest of them are endless work and drowning.
00:12:56.000 That's it.
00:12:57.000 You know the difference between me and everyone else?
00:12:59.000 Difference between me and you.
00:13:01.000 The difference between a winner and a loser is I'm not complaining about it.
00:13:05.000 In fact, I smile while it happens.
00:13:08.000 I may pass out.
00:13:08.000 I may die.
00:13:09.000 I may drown.
00:13:10.000 But I'll smile on my way out.
00:13:11.000 I'm not asking to change the rules of the game.
00:13:15.000 I understand the rules of the game very well.
00:13:18.000 And life as a man is constant and endless suffering.
00:13:21.000 But if you continue to show up time and time again, in the end, via brutal persistence, via brutal stubbornness, you can win.
00:13:35.000 In the end, you can fucking win if you show up when no one else will show up.
00:13:40.000 There's a million people and there's one win.
00:13:44.000 That's it.
00:13:45.000 And who does the one win end up in the hands of?
00:13:48.000 The one win goes to the man who's the last standing.
00:13:52.000 When 999,999 other men have quit and they turn up somewhere else, they all cower.
00:14:01.000 They all give in.
00:14:02.000 And when the win is due to be given out, when the award ceremony shows, it turns out there's only one guy, you.
00:14:09.000 That's it.
00:14:10.000 When everyone else has quit, when everyone else has given in, a million people are turning up every day.
00:14:15.000 10 years later, there's one man who turns up and it's time to give the award.
00:14:20.000 It's not even a competition now.
00:14:21.000 It's not about how tall you are.
00:14:23.000 It's not about how rich you are.
00:14:24.000 It's not about how strong you are.
00:14:26.000 It's not about how well you've done.
00:14:28.000 It's not about the fact you've never lost.
00:14:29.000 It's about none of those things.
00:14:30.000 It's about the fact that they have to give out a win and you're the only fucking guy who showed up.
00:14:35.000 Only you.
00:14:36.000 You're the only one standing there.
00:14:37.000 Who else can they give it to?
00:14:39.000 That is how the universe operates.
00:14:42.000 It is a persistence game.
00:14:44.000 Life is not about how hard you can hit.
00:14:47.000 It's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
00:14:51.000 It's how many punches you can take and keep moving forward.
00:15:02.000 The true measure of man is how well he can suffer.
00:15:08.000 The problem with women is that they cannot suffer gracefully.
00:15:12.000 If you have a family, household, and the man is unhappy because he has a sexless marriage and his children don't respect him.
00:15:20.000 He'll still get up every day.
00:15:21.000 He'll go to work.
00:15:23.000 He'll hide his misery.
00:15:24.000 He'll pay the bills.
00:15:26.000 He will suffer gracefully for the betterment of his family.
00:15:29.000 Women can't do that.
00:15:30.000 When a woman is unhappy, the whole house must be unhappy.
00:15:34.000 Her man must be unhappy.
00:15:35.000 Her children must be unhappy.
00:15:36.000 They cannot suffer gracefully.
00:15:38.000 Men can.
00:15:39.000 By logical extension, the measure of a man, the quality of a man is how much he can suffer without complaining.
00:15:47.000 My whole fucking life is suffering.
00:15:50.000 You watch my videos.
00:15:51.000 You see me smile, laugh, run around, have fun.
00:15:53.000 Of course, because I smile as I drown.
00:15:56.000 You're out here hoping that you're going to get some fucking lifeboat that's going to pick you up and that life's going to become great all of a sudden and the sun's only going to shine and you get to be an optimist and you don't have to worry anymore.
00:16:07.000 That's never going to happen.
00:16:08.000 You are going to be stressed.
00:16:10.000 You are going to be sad.
00:16:11.000 You're going to be worried forever.
00:16:14.000 No matter how much money you make, you're going to be stressed and sad and worried forever.
00:16:18.000 When this big problem you're currently facing, you think when this thing's out the way, my life will be great.
00:16:22.000 When that's gone, something else is going to come.
00:16:24.000 It's never going to change.
00:16:26.000 My entire life is suffering.
00:16:28.000 I suffer for everybody around me all day, every day, and they don't even notice because I don't complain about it.
00:16:35.000 The measure of a man is how much he can suffer, how well he can suffer, and still put a smile on his face.
00:16:41.000 You're not a good man because you avoid suffering.
00:16:43.000 You're not a good man by running away from the fight.
00:16:46.000 You're not a good man because you need to be happy.
00:16:48.000 None of that fucking matters.
00:16:49.000 What matters is, can you suffer gracefully and benefit the other people around you?
00:16:54.000 Women can.
00:16:55.000 Men can.
00:16:56.000 That is your job.
00:16:58.000 That is your obligation on the planet to suffer for others.
00:17:01.000 That is the point of duty.
00:17:03.000 That is why there is countries, flags, armies, families, religions, creeds, ideas.
00:17:09.000 All of this is based on masculine suffering.
00:17:12.000 The idea that men will suffer for something other than themselves.
00:17:16.000 It built the entire world.
00:17:17.000 Every skyscraper was men suffering to build it.
00:17:21.000 And no, women are never going to appreciate it.
00:17:23.000 No, you're never going to get recognition.
00:17:25.000 It's true.
00:17:26.000 But the universe and God, if you continue to show up time and time and time again, in the end, you will fucking win.
00:17:34.000 So why are you emailing me begging me for help?
00:17:38.000 You think I don't have my own problems?
00:17:41.000 The problem is in your mind because you are praying for a happy life like a girl.
00:17:48.000 Women do Pilates and get matcha and wear aloe.
00:17:53.000 Women have happy lives.
00:17:55.000 Women have empty minds.
00:17:56.000 Women have calm spirits.
00:17:58.000 Women sleep well at night.
00:18:00.000 This is for girls.
00:18:02.000 Men don't.
00:18:04.000 Every night I have nightmares.
00:18:06.000 Every sleep is interrupted, all of them.
00:18:09.000 I am stressed.
00:18:10.000 I am anxious.
00:18:11.000 I am worried all day, every single fucking day until the day I die.
00:18:17.000 And because I absorb so much of that, the people around me don't have to feel that way.
00:18:23.000 And that is what makes me gravitational.
00:18:25.000 That is how you generate aura.
00:18:27.000 That is how you make women want you.
00:18:29.000 Women are out in the storm looking for a man who can shelter them.
00:18:32.000 They're looking for a house.
00:18:34.000 You must be the house which can take the hail, take the rain, take the snow, take the thunderstorm, take the lightning.
00:18:41.000 When the tornado comes, you're still standing.
00:18:42.000 That's what they're looking for.
00:18:44.000 You email me saying, how do I get girls?
00:18:46.000 Girls don't want to be with a fucking pussy.
00:18:49.000 They want to say, if I give my life to this man, all of the suffering won't reach me.
00:18:55.000 Yeah, he may fuck other women.
00:18:57.000 Yeah, he may be out there doing whatever.
00:18:59.000 But I know if I give my life to him, I don't have to suffer.
00:19:02.000 That's how you get women to adore you.
00:19:05.000 And that is how you force the universe to capitulate and give you the win in the end.
00:19:10.000 It is nothing but endless persistence.
00:19:13.000 And the quality of a man is how well he can suffer.
00:19:18.000 You need to build your entire life based on this knowledge.
00:19:25.000 The girl you're with, if she is not prepared to love you as you suffer, then you don't need her.
00:19:34.000 Any woman will be your girlfriend when things are good.
00:19:37.000 Any chick on the planet will be your girlfriend when you're in Santa Pay with a Lamborghini in a mansion.
00:19:43.000 You think you're winning because you've got a couple fucking bimbos around you while you spend money on them?
00:19:48.000 You think you're winning?
00:19:50.000 Who's going to be your girlfriend when you're rotting in a fucking jail cell?
00:19:53.000 Who's going to be your girlfriend when you're recovering from a stab wound?
00:19:58.000 Who's going to do that for you?
00:19:59.000 The only person who's going to do that for you is someone who has watched you suffer for so long for their benefit.
00:20:05.000 They have had such a fantastic life for so many years because you have struggled while they didn't that they finally feel even in the deeply ungrateful female psyche, they finally feel like they owe you.
00:20:19.000 That's it.
00:20:20.000 You're never going to have loyalty around you unless you build your life based on the fact that I am suffering so endlessly that when it comes to time to call the debt, people are going to pay me.
00:20:30.000 It's the same with your friends.
00:20:32.000 My friends know if they need me, I'm there.
00:20:35.000 That's why they're there for me.
00:20:37.000 You're running around the fucking city with these idiots saying, oh, my friend, this guy, he's your friend.
00:20:42.000 You go out and drink alcohol and try and bang whores and sniff Coke.
00:20:46.000 You think a friend is made during the good times?
00:20:50.000 You think that's what a friend is?
00:20:51.000 You think when the sun is shining and everything's going well and you're hanging out, having a great time, that that's your person's your fucking friend?
00:20:57.000 There's not a person alive who won't hang out with you when things are well.
00:21:00.000 You make $10 million that you're going to spend in one week.
00:21:04.000 You tell me you can't find friends?
00:21:05.000 Of course you can.
00:21:06.000 Your friends are who are there for you when everything has gone wrong.
00:21:11.000 Don't you understand?
00:21:11.000 Your entire life needs to be optimized for the fact that you were going to endlessly suffer.
00:21:15.000 I don't have any new fucking friends.
00:21:17.000 I have the same friends I had when I was broke now that I'm rich because I know them and they know me and I can rely on them and they can rely on me.
00:21:25.000 I don't need new friends.
00:21:26.000 What are the new friends going to give me?
00:21:28.000 Oh, life's great now.
00:21:29.000 Tate's rich.
00:21:30.000 He's famous.
00:21:31.000 He's got all this money.
00:21:32.000 You think that makes him a real friend?
00:21:34.000 You think a woman who turns up in my life now, who wasn't there when I went to jail, and starts running her fucking mouth, disrespecting me and being an idiot?
00:21:44.000 You think I'm going to sit there and fucking simp over her?
00:21:45.000 Because what?
00:21:46.000 Because she was born?
00:21:47.000 What did the woman do?
00:21:48.000 She was born and got some fucking hair extensions?
00:21:51.000 Think I can't find another bitch with hair extensions on the fucking planet?
00:21:55.000 Unbelievable.
00:21:56.000 Who is there for you?
00:21:59.000 And they're not going to be there for you unless you've been there for them more because the world is ungrateful and everything is unfair.
00:22:06.000 Like a boss battle in a video game.
00:22:09.000 The enemy always has more health than you.
00:22:11.000 It's never going to be fair.
00:22:13.000 It's never going to be a level playing field.
00:22:15.000 They're always going to attack you.
00:22:16.000 The media is going to wreck you.
00:22:18.000 You're going to go to jail.
00:22:19.000 They're going to lock you up for something you didn't do.
00:22:21.000 You're going to lose your money.
00:22:22.000 You're going to invest in Bitcoin because the next crypto president's coming and that's going to crash.
00:22:27.000 The stock market's going to crash.
00:22:28.000 You're going to lose your house.
00:22:29.000 You're going to get hit with new bills.
00:22:31.000 Your woman's going to fucking cheat on you.
00:22:32.000 You're going to have your heart broken.
00:22:34.000 The world isn't fair.
00:22:35.000 It is endless suffering.
00:22:37.000 You are drowning.
00:22:38.000 And eventually, when you really feel like you want to give up and you really feel like you want to quit, God is going to give you some air bubbles to lift you to the surface just long enough to get one more gasp of fucking air.
00:22:48.000 And then you're going to go back down into the ocean.
00:22:51.000 The dark, cold, deep black.
00:22:55.000 And you're going to struggle to breathe for weeks, months, years.
00:23:01.000 Difference between you and me is when I'm under there, when I'm in the water, I smile because I've learned to like it.
00:23:12.000 If I can't change it, then why don't I like it?
00:23:16.000 If I can't change the very foundational principles of the physics which make this universe, if my suffering is eternal, it is forever, it is deep, and it is very damaging to me.
00:23:29.000 The best thing I can possibly do is learn to like it.
00:23:33.000 I'm at the point now when you bring me up for air and I start to breathe, the sun hurts my eyes.
00:23:40.000 I don't really like it up here.
00:23:42.000 The sun hurts my eyes.
00:23:44.000 There's all these boats around.
00:23:46.000 Put me back down.
00:23:47.000 Leave me by myself.
00:23:48.000 Give me some peace.
00:23:49.000 Put me back down in my suffering.
00:23:52.000 Sometimes I sit with Tristan on a private jet.
00:23:54.000 Just me and him.
00:23:55.000 We're sitting there.
00:23:57.000 We've escaped all these criminal cases.
00:23:58.000 They're still trying to lock us up at a few countries.
00:24:00.000 We're going to beat them all.
00:24:02.000 Millions of dollars.
00:24:02.000 It's just me and him on a private jet.
00:24:04.000 He goes, yeah, we're going to go Hong Kong.
00:24:05.000 We're going to have some fun.
00:24:08.000 I look at him and go, do I want fun?
00:24:12.000 Kind of miss jail.
00:24:15.000 He says, me too.
00:24:16.000 I miss the war.
00:24:18.000 I miss the dark, deep cold.
00:24:20.000 I miss smiling in God's face as he tries to hurt me.
00:24:25.000 As bad things happen to me, I miss smiling in their face.
00:24:28.000 I miss the persistence of it.
00:24:30.000 I miss the stubbornness of it.
00:24:31.000 I miss the pettiness of it.
00:24:34.000 I miss laughing when everyone expects me to be hurt or upset or sad.
00:24:38.000 I miss, that's what I miss.
00:24:40.000 That's what makes me feel alive.
00:24:41.000 I don't want to go to the surface.
00:24:43.000 The sun is in my eyes.
00:24:44.000 I don't like it up here.
00:24:45.000 Put me down in the fucking water.
00:24:47.000 Put me down here while everyone else cries about it.
00:24:50.000 Let me be down here in peace.
00:24:53.000 I want it all to go wrong.
00:24:54.000 If your woman's just left you and your heart's broken, sit there for a second.
00:24:59.000 Enjoy it.
00:24:59.000 Enjoy the feeling.
00:25:00.000 Good.
00:25:00.000 Yeah, some other man's fucking her, correct.
00:25:02.000 Some other man's fucking your girl.
00:25:04.000 The girl you're in love with, some other man who barely cares about her, who she texts more than he replies, is coming on her face, correct.
00:25:14.000 Welcome to the long, long stretch of suffering.
00:25:17.000 Welcome to the deep, dark ocean.
00:25:19.000 That's right.
00:25:20.000 Feel the currents.
00:25:21.000 Feel the waves.
00:25:23.000 You know, some other man's fucking your girl.
00:25:25.000 Yeah, your wife left you.
00:25:25.000 That's right.
00:25:26.000 You lost all your money.
00:25:28.000 That's right.
00:25:28.000 Doesn't it feel peaceful down here?
00:25:30.000 Isn't it nice?
00:25:32.000 I feel invigorated.
00:25:33.000 I like the cold.
00:25:34.000 It makes me feel invigorated.
00:25:35.000 I don't want to go up there.
00:25:36.000 I don't like it up there.
00:25:37.000 Everyone's trying to get out in the ocean.
00:25:39.000 Everyone wants to go up there and fucking party at some LGBT bullshit on some fucking boat.
00:25:43.000 No, I don't want to go up there.
00:25:44.000 I don't like the, I like it down here.
00:25:45.000 I like the suffering.
00:25:47.000 This is what I like.
00:25:49.000 And you know what happens?
00:25:50.000 People notice that they're like, we saw all those men get thrown in the ocean.
00:25:54.000 This fucking crazy guy, he fucking likes it.
00:25:57.000 So when bad things happen to them, and they're like, you're about to be thrown in the ocean, but you get to choose one friend that you get thrown in the ocean with.
00:26:05.000 Who do you choose?
00:26:07.000 You look around and you go, well, I'm going to choose that guy.
00:26:09.000 He's fucking having a great time.
00:26:11.000 Women choose that guy.
00:26:13.000 Business partners choose that guy.
00:26:15.000 Why do I make so much money?
00:26:16.000 No matter what happens to Tate, he makes money.
00:26:19.000 No matter what they say about Tate, no matter what they do to him, he makes money.
00:26:23.000 No matter what happens to him, he's a money maker.
00:26:26.000 Why do women choose me?
00:26:27.000 No matter what happens to him, if I need something paid, he's going to do it.
00:26:30.000 No matter what happens to him, if someone needs to die, he's going to kill him.
00:26:34.000 I want to go down in the ocean with that guy.
00:26:36.000 I'm about to get thrown in.
00:26:37.000 I was having a great, easy life up here on the land.
00:26:40.000 They've told me I'm about to be thrown in the ocean.
00:26:41.000 I choose him.
00:26:42.000 I want him as my partner.
00:26:44.000 That's the magnetic aura.
00:26:46.000 That's how you attract.
00:26:47.000 That's how you attract things from the universe.
00:26:49.000 That's how you get money.
00:26:50.000 That's how you get women.
00:26:51.000 It's how you get power.
00:26:53.000 It's how you get friends.
00:26:54.000 You get all of it because you smile when no one else does.
00:26:57.000 I love when things go wrong.
00:26:58.000 I love when Bitcoin fucking crashes.
00:26:59.000 I love when I lose my money.
00:27:00.000 I love getting arrested.
00:27:01.000 I love going to fucking jail.
00:27:03.000 Give it to me.
00:27:03.000 I love it.
00:27:04.000 Give me more.
00:27:05.000 That's what I want.
00:27:06.000 That's what I'm best at.
00:27:08.000 That's what I'm best at.
00:27:09.000 And you know what?
00:27:10.000 The most unfortunate thing about all of this, eventually, when you have all these friends and all this money and all these women and all this power and all this fucking aura, unfortunately, it fills you with air.
00:27:21.000 It fills you with oxygen to the point where you can't even sink anymore.
00:27:26.000 And one day you wake up on the surface and you're not sinking.
00:27:29.000 You're floating.
00:27:30.000 You're like, I want to go back.
00:27:33.000 But you can't.
00:27:35.000 And that's the true.
00:27:37.000 That's the true heartbreaking thing.
00:27:40.000 I don't want to be on a private jet to Hong Kong.
00:27:42.000 I want to go to fucking jail.
00:27:44.000 I want to go back to the jail cell with the cockroaches.
00:27:48.000 I want to sit there by myself meditating.
00:27:51.000 Well, the whole world lies about me.
00:27:53.000 I want to sit there like this.
00:27:54.000 I want to sit there for years.
00:27:58.000 That's what I want to do.
00:27:59.000 But unfortunately, I made so much fucking money and I'm so fucking famous and so fucking smart and so many powerful friends.
00:28:06.000 And now I'm floating on the surface.
00:28:09.000 And I miss my old life.
00:28:10.000 I miss the suffering.
00:28:11.000 I miss the pain.
00:28:12.000 And you're fucking emailing me complaining about having exactly what I fucking want.
00:28:20.000 If you think that there's ever going to be a version of masculine consciousness, which is anything other than constant anxiety and pain, you need to wake the fuck up.
00:28:32.000 The only guarantee that exists on this planet is that you are going to fucking suffer and hate your fucking life.
00:28:39.000 And it doesn't change no matter how many cars you have, how many women you fuck, how big your house is, you're going to hate your fucking life.
00:28:47.000 So the best thing you can do is smile about it.
00:28:53.000 I'm going to read the Super Chats.
00:28:54.000 I need
00:29:39.000 to log in.
00:29:41.000 Gentlemen, life is a tally.
00:29:47.000 And it's a tally of who loses the most.
00:29:51.000 The more times you flip the coin, the more likely you are to get heads.
00:29:56.000 Over and over and over.
00:29:59.000 That's all it is.
00:30:00.000 10 million coin flips over and over.
00:30:03.000 9,999,000 losses.
00:30:06.000 It doesn't matter.
00:30:07.000 Eventually, heads comes up.
00:30:09.000 Stop hoping for an easy life.
00:30:11.000 Stop complaining you lack dedication and motivation.
00:30:15.000 How can you lack dedication when you're fucking drowning?
00:30:18.000 How can you lack motivation when you can't breathe?
00:30:22.000 Maybe you have it too comfortable.
00:30:24.000 Or maybe you're just born to lose.
00:30:25.000 Maybe you should drown.
00:30:27.000 Maybe you're a piece of shit.
00:30:28.000 Maybe you're fucking scum.
00:30:30.000 Maybe your ancestors struggled against saber-toothed tigers only for you to be born 10,000 years later so that the second something difficult happens to you, you can piss your pants and cry.
00:30:40.000 Maybe that's why all of your ancestry died in wars, struggled to find food, struggled to build shelter so that you could eventually be born.
00:30:50.000 And in the year 2026, when you lose a bit of money on fucking Bitcoin or some whore who was fucked by men before you eventually runs off to fuck someone else, you can sit at home, feel sad for yourself, and give up.
00:31:02.000 Maybe that's why all your ancestors struggled all day, every fucking day, so that you could disgrace your bloodline.
00:31:09.000 Maybe that's what you're here for.
00:31:11.000 Maybe you are here to lose.
00:31:13.000 But I'm not.
00:31:14.000 I'm here to win.
00:31:16.000 And I understand that the only way I'm going to win is to never quit.
00:31:21.000 So I don't have a problem with dedication.
00:31:23.000 And I don't have a problem with motivation.
00:31:25.000 I have very few problems because maybe I'm a sadist.
00:31:29.000 But I will stand up and say, hit me again.
00:31:33.000 Do it to me again.
00:31:35.000 I like it.
00:31:36.000 I want you to.
00:31:38.000 Yeah, you left me and you're fucking some other guy.
00:31:41.000 Fuck him more.
00:31:42.000 Go get fucked.
00:31:44.000 Good.
00:31:44.000 Good.
00:31:45.000 You go get fucked and I'm going to sit here.
00:31:48.000 I'm going to gather my chi.
00:31:50.000 You go get, you go spread your fucking legs.
00:31:52.000 I'm going to gather my chi.
00:31:54.000 I'm busy.
00:31:56.000 You're busy being a whore and I'm busy gathering my chi for the final battle.
00:32:00.000 So that eventually in 24 years when the aliens arrive or the fucking mass invaders turn up and they're about to stab me in the heart and I'm about to die.
00:32:10.000 I've spent all of that time gathering chi so that I'm ready.
00:32:15.000 I'm ready for the fucking knife edge.
00:32:17.000 That's what I'm doing.
00:32:17.000 I'm busy, bitch.
00:32:19.000 Bitch, I'm busy.
00:32:20.000 I'm gathering my fucking powers.
00:32:22.000 I'm reestablishing my Zen.
00:32:24.000 I'm busy.
00:32:25.000 You go drink a match and suck cock.
00:32:28.000 I have things to fucking do.
00:32:30.000 I have to prepare my mind for the endless suffering of Earth.
00:32:36.000 Sorry.
00:32:36.000 Sorry, I can't take you on a date.
00:32:38.000 We can't go to the movies.
00:32:40.000 I'm preparing my mind for endless suffering.
00:32:44.000 Sorry, we can't know.
00:32:45.000 There's no, we're not going to the beach club.
00:32:48.000 We're not going to go with a glass of wine.
00:32:49.000 I'm not your fucking homosexual best friend.
00:32:52.000 I'm not gay.
00:32:53.000 I'm a man.
00:32:54.000 And I'm preparing.
00:32:55.000 I'm contemplating death.
00:32:58.000 I don't have time to take you on a date.
00:32:58.000 Okay?
00:33:00.000 I'm thinking about how soon I'm going to die because people hate me.
00:33:06.000 And I'm contemplating death.
00:33:07.000 That's what I'm doing.
00:33:08.000 I'm sitting here.
00:33:08.000 I'm contemplating death.
00:33:10.000 I'm busy.
00:33:11.000 You fucking slut.
00:33:12.000 I'm busy.
00:33:13.000 Don't fucking ask me stupid fucking questions.
00:33:15.000 I'm not taking you on a fucking day.
00:33:16.000 fucking gay.
00:33:28.000 The day you learn to enjoy the suffering on a long enough time scale, eventually, and only then, the suffering will end.
00:33:53.000 Producer got all that boat producer.
00:34:00.000 Gonna break the feeling of Does that really