Tate Speech - May 25, 2026


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 137 - IT’S A SUNNY DAY


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37 minutes

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4,839

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377


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00:12:02.000 Sorry for the slight delay, ladies and gentlemen.
00:12:04.000 My audio video guy, Bailey Bolton, was very slow in setting things up.
00:12:10.000 In fact, just before this went live, he was rushing around, setting up cameras late as always, by one minute this time.
00:12:18.000 Last time it was about 25 minutes.
00:12:20.000 Either way, I appreciate all of you joining me.
00:12:23.000 I guess the plan today, and I don't have much of a plan, is to react to all of your super chats.
00:12:30.000 I don't care if they're $1, $2, because I didn't prepare for much of a podcast.
00:12:34.000 I'll tell you what I was doing.
00:12:36.000 I'm in Romania by choice.
00:12:39.000 You know, not stuck here anymore.
00:12:40.000 No legal problems hanging over my head.
00:12:43.000 And I'm here by choice.
00:12:45.000 And I was sitting out in my garden.
00:12:47.000 And I was reflecting on how much house arrest didn't actually suck.
00:12:54.000 I was in my garden.
00:12:55.000 I'm looking around.
00:12:56.000 I've got $15 million worth of cars.
00:12:58.000 I've got a gym.
00:12:59.000 I was training outside.
00:13:01.000 I'm sitting by the pool.
00:13:02.000 And I just thought, this is what house arrest was like.
00:13:05.000 But now I'm doing it voluntarily.
00:13:08.000 By choice, I could be in Dubai, I could be in Hong Kong, I could be in the United States, I could be anywhere.
00:13:13.000 And here I am, laying by my pool outside in the sun, just like I was on house arrest, but I'm not on house arrest.
00:13:19.000 And I realized house arrest for me didn't really suck that much at all.
00:13:25.000 Because now that I'm free from it, I'm doing the exact same thing, apart from I'm not streaming on emergency meetings.
00:13:34.000 And at about one o'clock, two o'clock today, in the middle of the sun, I decided to say, you know what?
00:13:40.000 Run an emergency meeting and make the topic of the emergency meeting, It's a Sunny Day.
00:13:46.000 So, as it's a sunny day and we're doing an emergency meeting, there basically is nothing to discuss.
00:13:52.000 I have a few talking points that were suggested to me on people on Twitter.
00:13:55.000 They asked, What do I think of this?
00:13:56.000 What do I think of that?
00:13:57.000 But I am going to be replying to super chats in real time.
00:14:01.000 If there's a topic you want to hear my opinion on, or if there's a question you have for me, please do super chat it in and I'll be happy to talk.
00:14:07.000 I asked the chat before.
00:14:10.000 I came online, but I'm not following the chat anymore.
00:14:14.000 I was on the chat just before I came online.
00:14:16.000 So, first and foremost, I'd like to discuss the Rico Verhoeven and Usyk boxing match, which was super exciting.
00:14:26.000 So, full disclosure I know Usyk.
00:14:28.000 I've met him at least, I've spent some time with him.
00:14:30.000 And I know Rico.
00:14:31.000 I've met him and spent some time with him.
00:14:33.000 I speak with him a little bit.
00:14:34.000 So, I know both of these guys.
00:14:37.000 So, when I woke up in the morning, I actually missed the fight.
00:14:40.000 I was super tired.
00:14:41.000 Super busy.
00:14:42.000 Fell asleep.
00:14:43.000 Woke up in the morning.
00:14:44.000 And I saw that it was a TKO stoppage in round 11.
00:14:46.000 And I actually gave a congratulatory message out to Mr. Verhoeven on Twitter.
00:14:51.000 I said, you know, fucking hell, well done.
00:14:52.000 11 rounds in another man's territory.
00:14:55.000 But it was only this morning when I actually watched the full fight.
00:15:00.000 And now I'm upset.
00:15:01.000 I'm upset because I actually had the fight scored dead even.
00:15:07.000 11 rounds in, Rico Verhoeven with a boxing record of zero.
00:15:11.000 Zero and one now.
00:15:13.000 Took on the world heavyweight champion.
00:15:16.000 And to some people, he was winning.
00:15:19.000 To some people, he was slightly behind.
00:15:20.000 To a lot of people like me, it was very, very even.
00:15:23.000 The referee stopped the fight after the bell.
00:15:26.000 The bell went, and then he called the fight off instead of letting Rico sit down, take 60 seconds to recover, and then get up to finish the 12th and final round.
00:15:34.000 And the 12th and final round, I think, would have been one of the most exciting rounds in the history of boxing, because I think both men knew it was.
00:15:44.000 On down to the wire, both men knew that everything was on the line, and it would have been a very, very good, you know, final to a heavyweight world title shot.
00:15:54.000 But what Rico did is nothing short of miraculous, and nobody should be talking any shit about Rico Verhoeven now.
00:16:01.000 People have often criticized kickboxers and kickboxing, saying, ah, well, it's not the same.
00:16:07.000 It hasn't got the same pedigree as boxing.
00:16:09.000 But, you know, every sport has special athletes, and I've always said that Rico is the best heavyweight kickboxer that there's ever been.
00:16:17.000 Not just of our generation, that there's ever been.
00:16:20.000 And I think he proved that going 11 rounds with the heavyweight champion boxing without the use of his legs.
00:16:26.000 And in kickboxing, you have Different types of fighters.
00:16:29.000 You have guys who kick, you have kickers, and you have punchers.
00:16:31.000 Rico is a kicker.
00:16:33.000 This is the thing.
00:16:34.000 Rico has very, very big legs, very fast legs for a heavyweight.
00:16:38.000 And those were completely taken away from him.
00:16:40.000 And he still managed to go 11 rounds.
00:16:43.000 Yeah, crazy.
00:16:44.000 I'd like to see a rematch.
00:16:46.000 And as I said, may the best man win.
00:16:49.000 I've met Usik and I've met Rico.
00:16:52.000 I met Rico for the first time many years ago.
00:16:54.000 We have lots of mutual friends in the Netherlands, but he actually.
00:16:58.000 For his MMA debut at a show here in Romania, I was commentating on.
00:17:03.000 But that was a long time ago.
00:17:04.000 I don't know, maybe eight, nine years ago.
00:17:06.000 That was a long, long while ago.
00:17:07.000 But I do know who he is, and we do speak occasionally on DM.
00:17:11.000 So congratulations to him.
00:17:13.000 Now, there is one topic that I was very interested in talking about.
00:17:19.000 And that is Hassan Piker is going to jail.
00:17:23.000 Hassan Piker is going to jail for conspiring against the United States government with communist governments like Cuba.
00:17:31.000 Now, I don't know if anyone knows who Hassan Piker is.
00:17:34.000 He's had one interaction ever with my brother when my brother was speaking to Aiden Ross, and Hassan popped up and started giving his communist Red Book manifesto bullshit to Andrew.
00:17:43.000 And Andrew said, Ditch the nerd.
00:17:45.000 Cut the nerd off.
00:17:47.000 I've never spoken to him directly or indirectly since then.
00:17:52.000 However, he has nothing but bad things to say about me.
00:17:56.000 And he has bad things to say about me all the time.
00:17:58.000 And what's funny is this keep in mind, right now, no indictment, thrown out of court, completely free to go.
00:18:03.000 I'm a free man.
00:18:05.000 And all this crap in Romania is no longer hanging over my head.
00:18:08.000 But Hassan Piker had a bunch of shit to say about me when I was getting arrested, being thrown in jail, dragged through three years of psychological and physical torture for basically no reason at all.
00:18:19.000 But Hassan Piker was like, hey guys, politically motivated Matrix attacks don't exist.
00:18:26.000 The reason the Tates are in jail is because the Tates, there's evidence that the Tates did crimes.
00:18:32.000 And even though they've never had a trial, it's normal to lock them up for all these years.
00:18:37.000 Blah blah blah.
00:18:37.000 There's no such thing as government sponsored matrix attacks using the legal system.
00:18:42.000 And what's his defense now that the American government is after him for being a traitor?
00:18:47.000 It's a government motivated political attack.
00:18:51.000 I thought they didn't exist, nigger.
00:18:53.000 Or do they exist now?
00:18:54.000 Because they didn't exist when they were attacking me.
00:18:57.000 And whether or not it was a government matrix attack, I beat it.
00:19:00.000 And whether or not, like you say, there was actually evidence against me and they had a reason to arrest me, I beat it.
00:19:05.000 So I'm out of the woods.
00:19:07.000 But your ass is in a load of trouble.
00:19:10.000 Big trouble.
00:19:12.000 And I don't know the ins and outs of your case.
00:19:16.000 I know full well that you are, in fact, a communist, a champagne socialist who flies around on private jets and drinks champagne and wears expensive clothes, but claims to want communism for everybody.
00:19:26.000 Probably a paid asset, I'd assume, from Cuba or China.
00:19:29.000 I don't know.
00:19:30.000 I don't know.
00:19:30.000 That's what I'm assuming.
00:19:32.000 I'm not making any professions of guilt.
00:19:34.000 However, if you are, in fact, conspiring with foreign governments against the United States, I've got a few words for you.
00:19:39.000 Hadi ha, ha ha ha.
00:19:43.000 They're going to get your ass.
00:19:44.000 Now, if you're 100% innocent, I genuinely hope you don't go to jail.
00:19:47.000 I hope nothing bad happens to you.
00:19:48.000 I don't want bad things to happen to innocent men.
00:19:50.000 Obviously, when I was innocent, getting dragged in and out of jail, you had nothing but fucking laughs and smiles and lols, and well, they're getting what they deserve, and you know, online all the time.
00:19:59.000 So it's kind of funny that now I'm in the position to laugh at you and say, I hope you go to jail.
00:20:04.000 I don't.
00:20:05.000 I hope if you're innocent, you don't go to jail.
00:20:08.000 I don't believe innocent men belong in jail, even Hassan Piker.
00:20:11.000 However, if you have been conspiring with foreign governments, if you've been taking money from Cuba, China, to subvert the young male population into believing communism is a good idea, ha Love from Romania, a country where we all know the dangers of communism all too well.
00:20:31.000 So it's pretty funny that he's now using the defense of it's a government sponsored matrix attack against me because the Republicans are just attacking me because of my political beliefs.
00:20:42.000 Hmm.
00:20:44.000 Hmm.
00:20:46.000 You didn't have much to say when that was happening to me, mate.
00:20:48.000 Wish you the best of luck.
00:20:51.000 Ha ha ha.
00:20:53.000 So, super chat here.
00:20:56.000 Hey Tristan, I'm a member of the real world and I'm a life insurance agent, 19 years age.
00:21:00.000 What general sales advice would you have for me from your sales experience?
00:21:03.000 Used to do door-to-door sales selling windows.
00:21:08.000 I can't give you sales advice, but I can give you ideas how to practice sales.
00:21:14.000 The thing is, life is sales.
00:21:17.000 Everyone who wants to hire you, fire you, do business with you, be your friend, sleep with you, it's all sales.
00:21:24.000 So what you have to do is you have to take that mindset that you have when trying to close a deal and use it.
00:21:29.000 Toward everything else in life.
00:21:32.000 I would say some of the best sales training advice I could give you is to try to flirt with more women.
00:21:39.000 Try to go up to women you don't know and talk to them and get their phone numbers.
00:21:43.000 You don't have to sleep with them.
00:21:44.000 I'm not encouraging you to be a womanizer.
00:21:46.000 I'm not encouraging you to sleep around.
00:21:47.000 I'm not encouraging you to have sex.
00:21:49.000 I'm not encouraging you to do any of that.
00:21:50.000 I'm encouraging you, if you wish to be good at sales, to go up to women that you find attractive and break the ice.
00:21:57.000 Because breaking the ice is the initial step.
00:22:01.000 Toward any successful sales.
00:22:02.000 So, if you're actually making this your lifeblood, if you've owned this and said, you know what, I am going to be a salesman, I'm going to be a sales agent, that's what I want to do with my life, then make sure that you understand that you're always on.
00:22:13.000 You're always on.
00:22:14.000 So, work isn't work, life is sales.
00:22:16.000 Everything you do is sales.
00:22:18.000 Negotiate discounts everywhere you go, walk up and break the ice with beautiful women everywhere you go.
00:22:22.000 If you hear a conversation in a room held between men, walk over and interrupt the conversation and try and take control of the conversation.
00:22:27.000 If you can do these things in real life, sales is fucking easy.
00:22:31.000 I did sales for so long and I've been living the life that I live.
00:22:33.000 For so long.
00:22:34.000 There's no room you could sit me in, whether it be police, prosecutors, my enemies, lawyers, where I'm not 100% comfortable and happy to fucking just manage the situation, have everyone laughing and eating out of my hand.
00:22:45.000 I'm capable of doing that because I understand that I'm never off when it comes to sales.
00:22:50.000 I'm never, you know, my brain and my mindset and the idea of trying to close is never ever switched off.
00:22:56.000 ABC, always be closing.
00:23:00.000 I see someone in chat say I didn't reply.
00:23:02.000 I thought I did reply.
00:23:04.000 Now, Before I get into any more super chats, I want to give a second to congratulate Emmanuel Macron on doing something cool for once.
00:23:16.000 And I know what you're thinking Emmanuel Macron, the psycho lefty who's definitely married to a girl who's a transsexual and groomed him when he was a kid and is weird and he floods his nation with foreigners and subverts Christian France and, you know, French people are suffering under the sky.
00:23:30.000 Yeah.
00:23:31.000 Yeah.
00:23:32.000 You know, a broken clock is right twice a day.
00:23:36.000 And this man is very much a broken clock.
00:23:39.000 Now, what this man did is he banned Zins, tobacco pouches.
00:23:45.000 Now, I take them.
00:23:46.000 I prefer Alps.
00:23:48.000 Shout out to Tucker Carlson.
00:23:48.000 Fucks in.
00:23:50.000 But I use them, and a lot of people use them.
00:23:54.000 So, why do I think it's okay that France has made them severely illegal, punishable with up to five years in prison?
00:24:02.000 Well, I think it's pretty funny, to be honest, because I feel like a good French president, if there was actually a real Frenchman in charge, he'd be a womanizer, a drinker, he'd be debaucherous, he'd be Silvio Berlusconi esque, but more French, you know, a bit more perverted about it than cool and suave.
00:24:22.000 But I feel like protecting your native culture is extremely important in every single country.
00:24:32.000 I feel like England, they should serve pints of beer everywhere.
00:24:36.000 I go into gastropubs and fancy restaurants in London, and you can't buy a pint of beer.
00:24:41.000 It's always little fucking cocktails with little flowers in them and shit.
00:24:45.000 No, pints of beer should be for sale everywhere, and they should be comparatively cheaper than everything else to encourage Englishmen to drink pints of beer, because that is the English culture.
00:24:54.000 Now, with France.
00:24:56.000 They have destroyed their culture and subverted their people in basically every single which way.
00:25:01.000 They've subverted the religion.
00:25:03.000 Churches keep magically catching on fire.
00:25:06.000 They're letting mass numbers of third world migrants into their country, changing the demographic of France from a white Christian nation to a third world mix of mud soup.
00:25:15.000 They've completely destroyed their culture.
00:25:17.000 And the reason I'm congratulating Emmanuel Macron on this one good move is because it's the first time I have seen this nigger ever, ever do anything to protect a cultural norm of France.
00:25:30.000 Look.
00:25:31.000 I like tobacco pouches.
00:25:33.000 Lots of my friends like tobacco pouches.
00:25:35.000 But if you're in Paris, smoke cigarettes.
00:25:38.000 You're French, smoke cigarettes.
00:25:40.000 Maybe this is a turning point for France.
00:25:42.000 Maybe it's like, you know, ban tobacco pouches, make smoking indoors legal again, kick out the migrants, ban all signs in any other language but French, go back to not even speaking English and being ignorant again, get drunk every day, womanize and live your French life.
00:26:01.000 Maybe this is a stepping stone on the recovery to French culture.
00:26:05.000 Because smoking cigarettes is a very French thing to do.
00:26:09.000 And Zins are Swedish or American, if you want to count the chewing tobacco.
00:26:14.000 I kind of like that he's finally made a move to protect the culture of France.
00:26:19.000 I hope it's the first of many, but I also hope he gets kicked out in the next election and Marine Le Pen's party win and they actually bring back France in a very real way.
00:26:27.000 But I think it's kind of cool to say, you know what, nah, fuck you.
00:26:30.000 Fuck you, you have to smoke cigarettes.
00:26:32.000 You can't have Zins.
00:26:33.000 This is France.
00:26:34.000 But then they should also do that a little bit further.
00:26:36.000 I feel like no face coverings.
00:26:38.000 Should be the norm.
00:26:40.000 I mean, face coverings don't happen.
00:26:42.000 You go to Dubai, no one's covered their faces really.
00:26:44.000 But in France, like all the Bangladeshis and Pakistanis cover their faces.
00:26:48.000 Halal slaughter transcends, you know, the Western way of stunning animals.
00:26:53.000 You know, it is France, so fucking smoke your cigs, you know, maybe cigars.
00:26:58.000 But no zins.
00:26:59.000 No zins.
00:27:00.000 No, not in France.
00:27:01.000 I like this.
00:27:02.000 So I actually support Emmanuel Macron and I congratulate him on his first good decision that protects the French culture.
00:27:11.000 Tristan, what would you recommend?
00:27:13.000 About getting accused of sexual misconduct when there's clear evidence you're innocent and the woman only did it because she misses you.
00:27:19.000 Uh, well, I would sue that person.
00:27:21.000 I mean, I was accused of some type of sexual misconduct by one person, and I'm suing that person, and that lawsuit is at the end of this year.
00:27:30.000 I mean, my accusation led to fucking me being thrown in jail and the media slandering me and the fucking Romanian government robbing me and getting railroaded, so I'm gonna sue them for a lot of money.
00:27:40.000 But yeah, I would sue those people.
00:27:42.000 But there's also a very good way.
00:27:44.000 I've actually got a new method I wanna.
00:27:46.000 Tell you about.
00:27:47.000 I've got a new method for whenever I'm alone with women in a room, especially in places like the United States when, you know, randomly accusing men of misconduct is fashionable, especially if men have money, because they accuse you and they look for the settlement.
00:28:00.000 They accuse, they want the settlement, and they want the out.
00:28:03.000 So I would never settle, of course.
00:28:05.000 I'd rather go to fucking prison and fight my innocence because I don't need to be, I don't need to conduct sexual misconduct with women.
00:28:10.000 Women fucking try to conduct sexual misconduct with me.
00:28:14.000 So my new method is very simple.
00:28:16.000 Now, it's illegal in most states to record people without their permission.
00:28:19.000 And I'm not saying to record people without their permission.
00:28:22.000 What you do is you record them with their permission.
00:28:29.000 So if I'm on a date with a girl at a bar and it's nice and quiet, or I'm sitting back at my friend's house and she's there and we're sitting alone on the couch having some drinks, I'll say, I hope you don't mind, but you know I got falsely accused before and I'm trying to protect myself.
00:28:43.000 I'm going to record this conversation.
00:28:45.000 Hi, do you mind if I record?
00:28:46.000 And she's like, nope, don't mind if you record.
00:28:48.000 And I put my phone down and I just record the whole thing.
00:28:51.000 I have like 15 hour, 20 hour voice notes saved on my phones, which I then log away and erase from my device, just in case anyone were ever to say that I did something or said something I didn't do or say.
00:29:03.000 It's a very smart way to protect yourself.
00:29:05.000 And I feel like young men, it's scary that we live in a world where you have to do this.
00:29:09.000 But if you're, you know, on a date with a girl from school or college or high school, just ask her if she minds recording the interaction and just put the phone down.
00:29:17.000 Sit and have drinks with her for three, four, five hours, take her on a taxi, send her home, and then you've got the voice message.
00:29:22.000 Now, the voice message probably isn't ever going to be used.
00:29:26.000 Because if you don't do anything wrong, you're not going to get accused if you've been recording.
00:29:30.000 If you haven't been recording, they could falsely accuse you.
00:29:33.000 But if a girl was planning on falsely accusing you, or let's say she had a bad time on the date and thought, fuck him, I'm going to try and extract some money from him, I'm going to go to the police, she's going to second guess herself and think, you know, ah, fuck, he recorded the whole conversation.
00:29:46.000 I can't say that he did this.
00:29:47.000 I can't say that he said that.
00:29:49.000 I can't say that he, you know, did this against my will or I said the word stop.
00:29:53.000 So it's actually kind of a fun game because you think this would put a lot of women off, but you know, there's the There are times when I'll do this protocol and I'll leave the phone there and I'll sit and have some drinks, and the two girls I'm with will start screaming, I consent, I consent, into the phone.
00:30:05.000 And I'm like, well, we're in business here, and obviously I'm not going to get falsely accused, so we're all good.
00:30:12.000 So, yeah, be very careful, young men.
00:30:15.000 Be careful out there.
00:30:17.000 It's a scary, scary world.
00:30:20.000 Hey, Tristan Ben here, the Real World member.
00:30:21.000 I own a British history brand, gaining 8 million views each month and selling hundreds of books.
00:30:26.000 Would love to send you some copies as you enjoy your history.
00:30:30.000 Message me on Twitter.
00:30:32.000 Message me on Twitter.
00:30:34.000 And I will gladly take those.
00:30:35.000 That's very cool.
00:30:36.000 Because I do like British history.
00:30:38.000 Because British history is the history of the world.
00:30:41.000 Hi, Tristan.
00:30:42.000 I'm building a comfort plush brand from scratch.
00:30:45.000 But it's not really taking off.
00:30:47.000 Could you check it out and give feedback?
00:30:49.000 Is that on Twitter or Instagram or where?
00:30:52.000 I don't even know what a comfort plush brand is.
00:30:56.000 Not getting feedback.
00:30:58.000 Not getting, not taking off.
00:31:01.000 Looks like stuffed toys of some sort.
00:31:06.000 Hmm.
00:31:08.000 Well, I wish you the best of luck.
00:31:10.000 It's not a business or market I understand too well.
00:31:14.000 What I would do is I would try to get them in the hands of famous people's kids and try and use the photos from there or trying to get these young guys who play with toys for a living on their YouTube channel to deal with them.
00:31:26.000 Do you feel as though God wants you to move to America?
00:31:28.000 I know you said that almost a year ago.
00:31:29.000 Well, I don't know if you've noticed this.
00:31:33.000 But I'm always in fucking America.
00:31:36.000 I am in America this year.
00:31:38.000 I will probably be in America seven or eight months of the entire year.
00:31:43.000 So, do I not live in America?
00:31:45.000 I mean, because I stay in hotels and with my friends, I guess it doesn't count as having an address there.
00:31:50.000 But do I kind of live in America?
00:31:52.000 Yeah, I kind of live there now.
00:31:53.000 I feel like that's where I wouldn't say it's a message from God necessarily.
00:31:59.000 I would say that it's just, I just feel it's the right thing to do.
00:32:05.000 I feel like that's where I'm going to rebuild my fortune.
00:32:08.000 That's where I'm going to remake my name.
00:32:10.000 America is a place where things happen.
00:32:12.000 Nothing happens in Romania, by the way.
00:32:14.000 You know, all of those who think you're coming here.
00:32:16.000 Nothing happens here, and if you want to make something happen here, the government's just going to rob you and steal from you and accuse you of imaginary crimes.
00:32:23.000 So stay away from Romania to actually make things happen.
00:32:27.000 I would just kind of visit it to look at the old castles.
00:32:30.000 But America's where shit happens, and that's where I'm going to stay.
00:32:34.000 So it's a very sunny day.
00:32:37.000 It's nice and sunny outside.
00:32:38.000 It's hot.
00:32:39.000 It's nice.
00:32:40.000 I think I'm going to go back outside and lay in the sun, trying to get my tan on, get my nigger fucking skin activated, activate my vitamin D.
00:32:51.000 It's good for your bone density.
00:32:52.000 It's good for absolutely everything else.
00:32:54.000 I just thought, this reminds me of house arrest, but I miss doing emergency meetings.
00:33:01.000 Hey, Tristan, this is an interesting one.
00:33:02.000 How would you improve your looks as an Indian man?
00:33:05.000 I understand the physique, but how would you go about your face?
00:33:08.000 I mean, you know, I know Clavicular.
00:33:13.000 Like, I know him.
00:33:14.000 I talk to him.
00:33:15.000 And he's a cool dude, and he's got his internet niche, and he's doing his thing.
00:33:21.000 What do I think of looks maxing?
00:33:24.000 Dunno.
00:33:26.000 Don't know if it works.
00:33:27.000 Don't care if it works.
00:33:29.000 I think I'm in a privileged position because I'm handsome enough.
00:33:34.000 Like, I'm not particularly handsome, but I'm six foot four and I've got big muscles and my face isn't necessarily ugly or fat.
00:33:45.000 I have no weird birthmarks or scars on my face.
00:33:47.000 Like, I'm handsome enough that when you look like me and you're also a billionaire and you're charming and you could speak well, then.
00:33:55.000 Like, I've never thought, how do I improve my looks?
00:33:58.000 How do I.
00:33:59.000 I don't know, what's it called?
00:34:00.000 Dick maxing?
00:34:01.000 I don't know, what is it that these guys do?
00:34:04.000 I don't really know what my thoughts are on looks maxing.
00:34:08.000 And also, what does a good looking guy look like?
00:34:11.000 You know?
00:34:12.000 I know a guy who's fucking big and ugly as fuck, but he's an MMA fighter and he looks terrifying.
00:34:19.000 And he's got a beautiful wife.
00:34:21.000 And a beautiful mistress.
00:34:23.000 Is he handsome?
00:34:24.000 No.
00:34:25.000 He's some big fucking Romanian dude.
00:34:27.000 I know lots of guys weren't particularly good looking who have beautiful women.
00:34:30.000 So, yeah, I believe in Clavicular's philosophy that the world is easier to navigate if you're better looking and if you're handsome, better things happen to you, more opportunities arise.
00:34:41.000 You probably lighter sentences when the police try to lock you up.
00:34:46.000 I believe everything he says.
00:34:48.000 How much has he actually, the stuff he does with the hammer on the face, actually changed his looks?
00:34:54.000 I don't really know.
00:34:55.000 I don't know how often he does this stuff.
00:34:58.000 I think the basis of even what he does is training.
00:35:03.000 I mean, he takes a bunch of steroids that I'm not necessarily an advocate of, but training and getting your body into good shape is certainly a way of looks maxing.
00:35:11.000 So I've been saying that for years.
00:35:12.000 People take you more seriously if you're in better shape, if you've got some muscles, if your neck is thick, if you've got big traps, big arms.
00:35:18.000 So, I mean, I've always been a bit of a looks maxer myself in that regard.
00:35:23.000 But how much can you actually change your face?
00:35:25.000 I don't know.
00:35:25.000 And how much can you change the fact that you're Indian?
00:35:29.000 Also, zero.
00:35:31.000 You can't change the fact that you're Indian.
00:35:34.000 And I think with ethnicities and races, it's a strange one.
00:35:38.000 Because I know Indians get a lot of shit, but I understand when I look at women that I find some ethnicities more attractive than others.
00:35:47.000 For me, Russians and Eastern European women are the best looking in the world.
00:35:52.000 I think South Americans, not attractive particularly.
00:35:57.000 Southeast Asians, not particularly attractive.
00:36:00.000 Some Indian women are very beautiful.
00:36:03.000 And if you were to ask your average woman, some women like black guys more than white guys, some like white guys more than black guys, some like Mexican guys.
00:36:11.000 I don't find.
00:36:12.000 Many women who I talk to say I really like Indian guys, but that's just a challenge set for you in life.
00:36:19.000 I guess you can't be everybody's type.
00:36:22.000 I know some Indian millionaires, some Indian well to do guys with beautiful wives, Western, Arabic, all sorts of different races.
00:36:28.000 So if you can't get a wife, it's on you.
00:36:30.000 Don't be trying to ask me how to not look Indian.
00:36:34.000 I mean, what would I mean?
00:36:36.000 The question itself is pretty stupid.
00:36:38.000 You're asking me how to look less Indian as an Indian person.
00:36:44.000 I don't fucking know, my guy.
00:36:45.000 I've spent precisely zero minutes of my 37 years on this planet thinking, how can I look less Indian?
00:36:53.000 It's not advice that you should really ask me because I don't know.
00:36:56.000 Maybe ask an Indian who doesn't look Indian anymore.
00:37:00.000 I'm the wrong guy to ask that question.
00:37:03.000 But, yeah, I wish everyone the absolute best of luck.
00:37:07.000 I've had a fantastic day.
00:37:08.000 I'm still having a fantastic day.
00:37:10.000 I've got beautiful, healthy children.
00:37:12.000 My brother's fine.
00:37:14.000 I live with some of my best friends in the world.
00:37:15.000 I might go driving tomorrow.
00:37:17.000 I might film a driving vlog.
00:37:20.000 But as for today, that's it.
00:37:23.000 Just wanted to say hi.
00:37:24.000 Just wanted to get my opinion on Hassan Piker out there, just so it's in the ether, because he's not going to read a tweet I send at him.
00:37:30.000 And peace out.
00:37:32.000 Have a wonderful day, everybody.